Chris Fleming - Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Transcript

Conan O'Brien (0:03)

Having the right people in your corner to support you in life makes all the difference. Trust me, I've been there. The person could be the friend who goes with you to test drive a new car. But it could also be the State Farm agent who helps you choose coverage for that car. Let State Farm handle the coverage parts of life so you can focus on the fun parts of life like taking your new car out on the open road. You don't have to worry about the coverage parts.

Matt Gourley (0:25)

Cruise baby.

Conan O'Brien (0:26)

You betcha. Go online@statefarm.com or use the award winning app.

Chris Fleming (0:30)

That app won an award.

Conan O'Brien (0:32)

No surprise to get help from one of their local agents. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

Ashley (Ashley Furniture Ad) (0:38)

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Chris Fleming (1:11)

Hi, my name is Chris Fleming and I feel in the constant threat of physical danger being Conan o' Brien's face.

Conan O'Brien (1:20)

And you should. And you should. Chris Fleming. Fall is here.

Eduardo Perez (1:27)

Hear the yell Back to school Ring.

Conan O'Brien (1:30)

The bell Brand new shoes Walking blues Climb the fence Books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be.

Chris Fleming (1:38)

Friends.

Conan O'Brien (1:41)

I can tell that we are gonna be friends. Hey there. Welcome to Conan o'. Brien. Needs a friend. Joined by my squad. Sonam Afsesian, Matt Gourley. How you guys doing?

Chris Fleming (1:52)

Hi.

Matt Gourley (1:53)

I'm good.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend – Episode Summary
Guest: Chris Fleming
Release Date: September 1, 2025

Episode Overview

In this episode of "Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend," Conan is joined by the irrepressibly inventive comedian Chris Fleming. Their conversation brims with playful energy, surreal banter, and mutual admiration, as they explore their oddball kinship, comedic origins, and the joy and perils of performing in today’s comedy climate. The episode is a rollicking blend of inside jokes, affectionate roasts, and thoughtful reflections on the creative process and the value of niche communities.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Algorithmic Embarrassment & Gadget Ads

[02:00]

Conan recounts how Instagram targets him with ads for weird gadgets, notably including "a thing that converts any bottle into something you can urinate into."
- Conan: "I don't know why this is coming after me... What about me screams I need to urinate into a bottle in my car?"
The group hilariously theorizes about how the algorithm "knows" Conan, riffing on urine-saving, age, music preferences, and the phone as an omnipresent, snarky listener.
Chris embodies the voice of Conan's phone:
- Chris as phone ([05:39]): "No problem. Better make up with your wife."
The segment loops in meta jokes about the podcast’s sponsors and the hyper-personification of technology.

2. Conan & Chris Fleming’s Absurd Friendship Dynamic

[07:20]

Conan describes his almost compulsive desire to physically 'attack' (enthusiastically grab) Chris whenever he sees him, likening Chris to the brother he never had—"the brother I should have had" ([09:06]).
They recount comedic real-life run-ins, including being chased by Conan at parties and in public venues like SXSW in Austin, leading to confusion from hotel security ([10:36]).
Conan: "I want a full life-size Chris Fleming pillow… so I can thrash it around in the yard" ([11:44]).

3. Chris Fleming’s Comedic Origin Story

[19:44]

Chris shares his formative years: growing up surrounded by women in Massachusetts, idolizing Michael Flatley (of "Riverdance"), and suffering a knee injury from attempting Irish step-dancing.
The sense of "being too wiggly for Massachusetts" bonds him with Conan, who jokes about both being like the inflatable tube men at car dealerships ([18:16]).
Chris reveals he's red-green colorblind and once told he’d “never go into space” by a doctor in kindergarten ([21:56]).

4. Early Comedy and Social Media’s Impact

[28:53]

Chris started out making videos in high school for the internet. Conan marvels at how social media allowed unique comedic voices to thrive without compromise:
- Conan ([29:58]): “You were going for 120% Chris Fleming, like it or don’t. None of my business."
Both speculate about what they’d be like in eras without a creative outlet—likely, they agree, very strange hermits or local eccentrics.

5. Performing for Your Audience

[41:23]

Conan attended Chris’s LA show, noting the palpable sense of community and kinship among Fleming’s fans: “Everyone was on the exact same frequency.”
The two discuss how finding and keeping a niche community is more rewarding than chasing mainstream success.
- Chris ([43:02]): "It's almost enough where we're at right now. I kind of just want to retain this."
- Conan: “There’s nothing better than paying your rent, doing exactly what you want to do.”

6. Handling Tough Crowds & The Creative Process

[45:06]

When faced with tough crowds (“especially in Philly”), Chris admits he no longer tries to win over everyone and can get “a little bitchy”—sometimes leading to productive improvisation.
Conan and Chris discuss the nightmare of doing a big physical bit to silence (“You can hear your shoes squeaking as you walk back in” – Conan [46:15]), and their approaches under duress: Conan doubles down, Chris freezes.
Chris ([47:50]): “You’ve never done one thing that I would have thought of. Not one … I can just enjoy it as a fan.”

7. The Ethic of Hosting and Conceding

[48:30]

Conan admits he sometimes made “concessions” as a late-night host to protect guests, prioritizing comfort over the funniest possible joke.
- “If I’m out there with someone who’s really unhappy... I can’t do my thing.”
Both stress the importance of authenticity, but also acknowledge mutual responsibility and boundaries in comedy.

8. Running Comedy Bits on Fans and in Public

[50:13]

Chris says he prefers blank spaces with no “randos,” while Conan enjoys man-on-the-street chaos—as long as it isn’t at someone else’s expense.

9. “Hot Ones” and Playful One-upmanship

[51:11]

Chris jokes about Conan bragging via text after his triumphant appearance on Hot Ones:
- Conan ([51:23]): “I killed that shit… I’m your tutor, your mentor. I was trying to show you what a real man does.”
Jokes fly about someday facing off on Hot Ones again “in a hospice,” imagining a decrepit Sean Evans with “no lips... looks like the Red Skull” ([52:08]).

10. Mutual Admiration & Closing

[54:10]

Conan earnestly thanks Chris for inspiring him and “vibrating with creative energy.”
Chris reciprocates:
- Chris ([54:12]): "I look up to you so much, so thank you... Certain people give you praise, that buys you years of doing the things that you feel strong about doing."

Notable Quotes

Conan ([09:06]): “I think you're one of my brothers. The brother I should have had.”
Chris ([14:23]) on building his “Crandelier” car: “I made it out of, like, PVC piping from Home Depot…”
Conan ([29:58]): “You were going for 120% Chris Fleming, like it or don’t. None of my business.”
Chris ([43:02]): “It’s like... to be seen like that by people and encouraged, it really makes you feel like it's so effortless. It's so beautiful.”
Conan ([43:49]): “There’s nothing better than paying your rent, doing the thing that’s exactly what you want to do.”
Chris ([47:50]): “You’ve never done one thing that I would have thought of. Not one.”
Conan ([54:10]): “I believe that the Almighty put this man on the earth just to amuse me.”
Chris ([54:12]): "I look up to you so much, so thank you."

Memorable Moments & Running Jokes

Phone Algorithm Bits: Chris voicing Conan’s phone as a snarky life coach ([05:39], [06:01]).
Physical Comedy Descriptions: Chris mimicking running backwards, crawling at parties, and discussing childhood leg choreography ([28:04]).
Friendship Slapstick: Repeated references to Conan ‘thrashing’ Chris and dragging him out of parties ([07:41]–[09:33], [11:44]).
Pacino/’Heat’ References: The extended riff where Chris and Conan re-enact “Heat” diner scenes and Pacino's “great ass!” outburst ([38:14]–[38:49]).
Hostility and Kindness: Conan alternates between mock violence and effusive praise, embodying the loving, competitive spirit of comedy friendship ([17:19], [54:10]).
Future “Hot Ones” Rivalry: Imagining an ancient, hot-sauce-ruined Sean Evans hosting Chris and Conan’s rematch ([52:08]).

Select Timestamps for Key Segments

[03:49] – Instagram knows Conan; urination gadget ad story
[09:06] – Conan on his brotherly kinship with Chris
[13:11] – Conan describes discovering Chris’s work and obsession with the Gale Waters-Waters character
[21:27] – Chris’s Irish dancing injury and discussion of masculinity
[28:04] – Chris on childhood leg comedy
[29:58] – Discussion of early internet comedy, creative freedom
[41:23] – Conan on the crowd at Chris’s show and the power of community
[43:49] – On the value of satisfying your own audience vs. expansion
[45:06] – What Chris does when a crowd isn’t with him
[48:30] – Conan discusses host concessions for guests
[54:10] – Mutual appreciation climax; Conan claims God made Chris “just to amuse me.”

Tone and Language

The episode radiates playful absurdity, hyperbolic affection, and mutual creative validation. The language is peppered with surreal, rapid-fire riffs but veers sincere during mutual admiration. The recurring tone is one of irrepressible improvisation, laced with just-barely-contained chaos and real warmth.

Who Should Listen

Fans of off-the-wall, improvisational comedy, anyone interested in modern standup, and those drawn to the creative interplay and friendship between two uniquely physical and inventive comedians. Newcomers to Chris Fleming will get a portrait of his comic sensibility; longtime fans will appreciate the in-depth, unguarded exploration of his career and camaraderie with Conan.

Summary:
Chris Fleming and Conan O’Brien’s episode is a whirlwind of affectionate weirdness, creative shop talk, and comic digressions, with both reflecting on what it means to be a singular voice in a splintered landscape. Full of quotable moments, behind-the-scenes insight, and classic Conan-Fleming physical and verbal slapstick, it’s a must-listen for comedy aficionados or anyone who yearns for the joy of simply being weird with a kindred spirit.