David (2:13)

Edibles.

Conan O'Brien (2:14)

Edibles. Yes. Yes. That's terrific. When we chant things, best use of a podcast. Random mindless chanting. So let's attack this head on.

Sonam (2:28)

Yes.

Conan O'Brien (2:29)

I've been. I don't really do anything.

Sonam (2:32)

I know you don't.

Conan O'Brien (2:34)

And I used to enjoy some wine, but I don't even do that anymore.

Sonam (2:39)

Yeah.

Conan O'Brien (2:40)

And so I just keep cutting things out of my life. And I've been a little intrigued lately because you've always preached the positive qualities I have of edibles. And I never did it, never tried it. But you have said that, Conan, more than anyone. You know. You think I would benefit from these?

Sonam (3:04)

I think so. I Got. I mean, I went like I did.

Conan O'Brien (3:09)

That's a lot.

Sonam (3:10)

I got you quite a bit.

Conan O'Brien (3:12)

Oh, my God.

Sonam (3:13)

I took into consideration your height and your ginge. Gingeness.

Conan O'Brien (3:18)

We have to explain. I am a redhead. Redheads are. Whenever I go to the dentist, they shoot me up full of novocaine, and then they go to drill, and I don't feel any of the novocaine, and they say, oh, right, red hair. So they obliterate my nervous system.

Sonam (3:32)

Yeah.

Conan O'Brien (3:33)

So what is the story here?

Sonam (3:35)

I got you a bunch some that'll help you sleep. My favorite brand is Camino.

Conan O'Brien (3:40)

Okay. What are you trying to get a plug?

Sonam (3:41)

I'm trying to get them to send us a lot. I'm trying to get a lot free one.

Conan O'Brien (3:45)

Tell me what is so good about what is so good about Camino? Pass these on down.

Sonam (3:48)

So, okay, so this one, for instance, is for energy.

Conan O'Brien (3:51)

Energy. Now do you think I need energy? I'm the. I am. I'm getting. Eduardo, you're giving this a hard pass on energy. It says tropical burst.

Sonam (4:01)

Yeah. They taste good, and then some just make you feel good. So that one makes you feel good.

Conan O'Brien (4:06)

I've never felt good. What's that all about? What's it like? I think I made a joke, but I also might not have made a joke.

David (4:14)

Yeah, there's a single tear coming down.

Sonam (4:17)

Oh, my God, Conan. No, you felt good. Like, things will be funny to you that have never been funny before.

Conan O'Brien (4:22)

Things are always funny to me that no one else thinks is funny. Yeah, but also, I mean, I think I'm. I might be made of gummy.

Sonam (4:29)

I think that a part of a part of me thinks you should eat some of these and then watch some of your old comedy bits or even your new comedy bits, because you make comedy for potheads. And then there's a chill one that's just gonna mellow you out.

Conan O'Brien (4:43)

This is gonna mellow me out, and I'm gonna be one chill dude. This is called Wild Berry. I the flavors. That's stupid. Camino chill now. Okay, you've handed me Camino Exhilarate.

Sonam (4:55)

Exhilarate.

Conan O'Brien (4:56)

Which Eduardo thinks is a hard pass. Eduardo, hold on. I'm keeping all of these. No one.

Eduardo Perez (5:01)

The calm one is the one. You should start with the chill now,

Conan O'Brien (5:04)

Eduardo, maybe you should talk to me a little bit and be honest. Why. Why the calm one?

Eduardo Perez (5:09)

I mean, I'm assuming it's like an indica based.

Sonam (5:12)

Yeah, I think so.

Conan O'Brien (5:13)

Are you a pharmacist? What? I just didn't realize you were this.

Eduardo Perez (5:18)

I Just think it's going to mellow you out enough where you'll. You'll find everything enjoyable, like, and funny.

Sonam (5:23)

Yeah, that's true. That's true. It'll just chill you out a bit.

David (5:26)

We're all going to ask for raises once he takes it. I know.

Sonam (5:29)

We'll be like, hey, Kongs, what about that raise you were talking to me about? And so there's a lot of these that have something called thcv, which is supposed to make you. Give you a little pep in your step.

Conan O'Brien (5:40)

A little pep in my step and

Sonam (5:41)

then some cbd, which just mellows you out. This one I know.

Conan O'Brien (5:44)

What difference between. I'm not kidding. I don't know the difference between th CV and. What's the other one?

Sonam (5:52)

Cbd.

Conan O'Brien (5:53)

Cbd. What's the difference between.

Sonam (5:54)

I understand it. Right. CBD is like when the component that makes you high is removed, and it's just the part that makes you feel better, that heal, that has the healing property.

Conan O'Brien (6:03)

Why don't you weigh in here?

Matt Gourley (6:04)

And it's like a. It's kind of more like a. A painkiller body thing. CBD is more like that. And it's also. CBD is supposed to make you, I think, more social.

Sonam (6:13)

Right.

Conan O'Brien (6:14)

Well, that we don't need. Okay. I mean, I. Fire hydrants.

Eduardo Perez (6:18)

Would you consider yourself an anxious person?

Conan O'Brien (6:20)

Sure, I think I would.

David (6:21)

Look at that.

Conan O'Brien (6:22)

I think I am. I am on high alert all the time for potential dangers.

Eduardo Perez (6:28)

So CBD would help.

Sonam (6:29)

So this is just cbd, and it says, may ease mental and physical stress. So maybe we try that one.

Conan O'Brien (6:38)

So, first of all, Sona, this is very caring of you. You're welcome. I know. This is. What's. What's this?

Sonam (6:46)

That's a kiwi strawberry. It just sounded like a nice flavor, but that One still is CBD. And so these. A lot of these are 5 milligrams, which you can try. And I don't think that you will feel it.

Conan O'Brien (6:57)

And you don't think I'll feel anything?

Sonam (6:59)

I don't think you'll feel five. I think you need to go for, like, ten.

Conan O'Brien (7:02)

What do you. What, Eduardo.

Eduardo Perez (7:03)

I think you should do 10 because you're tall.

Sonam (7:05)

Yeah.

David (7:05)

Adam's shaking his head.

Adam Sachs (7:06)

I strongly disagree. I think that you should. I don't think you should start with 10. I think start with five. When. When Eduardo asked if you're an anxious person, that also alarm bells went off, because if you have too much at one time, I think your anxiety will go up.

Conan O'Brien (7:21)

Oh, that's true.

Adam Sachs (7:22)

I think, like, starting really small to the point where maybe you have half of one of those five milligram things and then you. And then the worst case scenario is you say, I didn't feel anything. And then next time maybe you go to five.

Conan O'Brien (7:32)

I forgot.

Eduardo Perez (7:32)

You're a little bitch.

Conan O'Brien (7:33)

So, Edu. No, I, I, I. Eduardo, that's a test. I'm no bitch. Look at me. What kind of bitch has tropical burst? Mango chutney, wild cherry, wild berry? Doesn't sound like no bitch to me.

Sonam (8:02)

Oh, my God.

Matt Gourley (8:03)

I strongly agree with Adam. I, I, 10 is my max. And you and I are the same height.

Conan O'Brien (8:09)

Okay, you're an itch. You are a. So, so now the fact that you're saying I'm like you, Conan, makes me think maybe I am a bitch.

Eduardo Perez (8:19)

Prove my point.

Conan O'Brien (8:21)

Yeah, no, I'm, I'm sorry. So wait. No, please, go ahead. I didn't mean to.

Matt Gourley (8:25)

I was just gonna say 10 for me. If I do 10, I'm out for the night. That's it. I, I might.

Conan O'Brien (8:31)

What does that mean, out for the night? Like you go to sleep?

Matt Gourley (8:32)

It means the word, like, things are funny. And then I'm really hungry. And then the world starts. I start to get kind of tunnel vision and I start to kind of forget what I'm doing, and I'm. And then I'm. I just go straight to sleep. So it's like.

Conan O'Brien (8:44)

And what's the quality of that sleep?

Matt Gourley (8:46)

I'm not great.

Conan O'Brien (8:47)

Deep, deep, deep sleep.

Matt Gourley (8:50)

But I will say for me, I. There are these mints that I like. I like Camino. 2.5 for me is like, I'll do a 2.5. And, and just wait, because here's the other thing. No one's telling you. It takes a while for the edibles to kick in, so, so don't take more. The rookie move is you take something, you're like, this isn't working. And then you take more, and then this isn't working. And then you're super hot.

Sonam (9:12)

Then you get super hot.

Matt Gourley (9:12)

So you take a little bit, you wait a half hour, and then you just see how it's going. And then you can take a little more, but step it up and step it down. For me, the best thing about edibles is it's not like smoking where you're. You have no idea how much you're taking. You know exactly how much you're taking, and I would use that to your advantage, you know?

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Yeah.

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Me, too.

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Sonam (11:46)

Yeah.

Conan O'Brien (11:46)

You know, I'm tired from a long day of podcasting. The muscles ache sore. Oh, from podcasting. Yeah.

Sonam (11:53)

Okay.

Conan O'Brien (11:54)

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Sonam (12:09)

You know, you've had some legendary times with your bros, right?

Conan O'Brien (12:13)

Well, I've got a squad. I call them the squad. And I get together with whether it's whether Bob Zebnik or Rodman Flender, Greg Daniels. I get together with my bros and we grease up our bikes. We. We hit the highway and then we, you know, when we're done and we put our bikes away.

Sonam (12:29)

Yeah.

Conan O'Brien (12:29)

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Sonam (12:31)

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Sonam (13:54)

You love me.

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Sonam (13:56)

Yeah.

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Sonam (14:01)

Sure.

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Sonam (14:16)

I just want so much free. So many free edibles.

Conan O'Brien (14:19)

I just, you know, I I want to be responsible. I'm a responsible person. And I'm painfully straight when it comes to. I know, drugs and things like that.

Sonam (14:30)

I know, but edibles, these are. I mean, these are legal now, and they're very regulated. It's not like I went to some dude on the corner and I was like, yo, hit me up. Give me some. Not hit me up. What am I doing? I can't even get my street lingo right. I wasn't like, hey, give me some. Give me some edibles. These are very regulated. That one won't even get you high. These CBD ones that won't even get you high. But I think I really want you to just take something, sit in front of your tv. I want you to watch Stepbrothers. And I just.

Conan O'Brien (15:00)

I love stepbrothers.

Sonam (15:01)

Yeah, it's really funny when you're. It's even funnier when you're a little high.

Conan O'Brien (15:05)

Okay. Okay.

David (15:07)

Would you rather try it in a group or by yourself for the first time?

Sonam (15:09)

Yeah, we can all come over and I'll do it together.

Conan O'Brien (15:12)

That's my nightmare. I don't want you guys around me. You know, when I'm in this altered state, I think I need to be alone. I think I need to be. Well, actually, you need to come over to my house and you need to duct tape me to my chair. David.

David (15:29)

Again.

Sonam (15:30)

What do you think? What do you think you're gonna do?

Conan O'Brien (15:32)

I. I don't know, but I don't wanna be. I mean, I might run around the neighborhood.

Adam Sachs (15:36)

I think you would love a historical documentary, actually.

Matt Gourley (15:39)

I agree. The other thing I'll say is historical documentary. What might be fun is before you, you know, make kind of a night of it, and you could, like, come up with a playlist beforehand. Might want to listen to get. Go to the store and get some snacks. Prepare this kind of snacks.

Conan O'Brien (15:53)

You want to eat snacks at the top, dude, you're going to get hungry.

Sonam (15:55)

You're going to get some munchies.

Eduardo Perez (15:58)

I think all you need is your guitar.

Matt Gourley (16:00)

Oh, no, I disagree because I.

Conan O'Brien (16:03)

What if my guitar is made of Doritos?

David (16:04)

No, I.

Matt Gourley (16:05)

Can I just say a thing? I. I have partaken in marijuana before and I ended up with,

Conan O'Brien (16:13)

wow, check out. Check out the nar. You're in a school ground right now. Hey, fello, could you direct me towards the marijuana?

Matt Gourley (16:25)

And my friends and I tried to jam and we just ended up tuning our guitars for like 45 minutes.

Eduardo Perez (16:31)

I didn't say jam. I said just you and your guitar.

Matt Gourley (16:33)

Oh, you're still gonna end up tuning for 45 minutes.

David (16:36)

I'll order you Hailey Bieber smoothies. So you have a lot ready.

Sonam (16:39)

You're gonna be making music you think is genius. And you know what it might be. It could be.

Conan O'Brien (16:45)

Well, this could be. Here's the problem, potential problem, that a calm, happy Conan is not productive. You know, that, that this whole thing dies. The podcast, maybe. This is our last episode. You're not gonna be high all the time. I am. I'm gonna. I'm gonna be in here with dreadlocks tomorrow, bring a tie, dye shirt, listening to the Grateful Dead backwards tomorrow. Yeah. You guys are gonna be saying, hey, well, you know, we gotta get to work. Work, man doing what? The man drag you down, man. I mean, these are. These may seem like very outdated stereotypes, but I think they're very current and cool.

Sonam (17:26)

Yeah. Can we have a follow up, please, once you try it?

Conan O'Brien (17:29)

Yeah, I will.

Sonam (17:30)

Will you really just tell us how you feel about it?

Conan O'Brien (17:32)

Yeah.

Sonam (17:32)

Okay.

Conan O'Brien (17:33)

But I'm not encouraging others. Unless it's Camino. Oh, my God. No, I, I. This will be a whole. This will be a whole new chapter for me.

Sonam (17:48)

Potentially the world.

Conan O'Brien (17:49)

Potentially.

Sonam (17:50)

Yeah. Maybe it'll unlock things in your brain you didn't know were there.

Conan O'Brien (17:53)

I want those things locked.

David (17:56)

They're locked for a reason.

Conan O'Brien (17:57)

There's a reason that that door has nine deadbolts on it. Let's not unlock it. All right, well, we'll see. I got some chill. I got some exhilarate. Put that on the sleep and energy. Yes.

David (18:11)

And don't mix and match. Don't take, like, one of each at once.

Sonam (18:14)

Yeah, maybe. No.

Conan O'Brien (18:15)

Okay. All right. Well, I've never seen you guys more diligent about chemistry than you are right now.

Sonam (18:19)

We all jumped in on this segment to offer our advice.

Conan O'Brien (18:23)

You know, I have to say, Adam, as you know, I kind of liken you to sort of a Michael Cera. You know what I mean? And so I'm a little. This doesn't fit my profile of you that you've partaken.

Adam Sachs (18:39)

I mean, this is the 2020s. This is where we are. Everybody partakes. I don't really like it socially, but, like, before I go to bed or something like that, or before I watch something at home. Yes, definitely.

Sonam (18:51)

Yeah.

Conan O'Brien (18:51)

Sometimes I. Oh, here he goes.

Sonam (18:52)

Oh.

Matt Gourley (18:53)

I just think, I think to maybe make you not as worried about it, you might also really hate it and it might sharpen your anger, so it might be a good thing. I don't particularly love it to be fair, because it just kind of makes me feel dumb. I mean, dumber.

Adam Sachs (19:08)

The world is moving. Like, I know you said you don't really, you know, drink wine anymore. The world in general, at least in America, is, like, moving away from drinking. And this is, by a lot of accounts, just a healthier, you know, substitute.

Sonam (19:21)

Yeah, yeah. If you don't like it, can you bring them all back?

Conan O'Brien (19:24)

Yeah.

Eduardo Perez (19:25)

Don't just let them sit there.

Conan O'Brien (19:28)

I don't know, I. I think with a. I don't know, with a brand as solid as. As Camino, I think I'm not going to be disappointed, you know, and whatever. I'm available for sponsorship, I would be the worst sponsor, wouldn't I?

Sonam (19:43)

You really would. Yeah. I know you would. Yeah, you would.

Conan O'Brien (19:47)

All right, well, onward. We'll find out maybe in another installment what happens. And if I'm. If you read in the news that maybe my behavior's been a little out there, you know, I was seen at a Starbucks naked, you'll know what happens.

Sonam (20:02)

What are you talking about? You're not taking, like, lsd. You're taking low dosage edibles.

Conan O'Brien (20:09)

This is a. This is a gateway drug. I'll be on heroin in a week. And there goes the Camino sponsorship.

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