Conan vs. Edibles Part III

Summary

CONAN O’BRIEN NEEDS A FRIEND
Episode: Conan vs. Edibles Part III
Release Date: July 2, 2026

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Main Theme and Purpose

This episode marks the third, and possibly most ridiculous, chapter in Conan and his team’s long-running saga with cannabis edibles (gummies). The crew dives into an unexpected windfall of free edibles, courtesy of the Camino brand, and weighs whether it’s finally time for Conan, the self-professed "old square," to give them a try. The episode is a playful exploration of generational attitudes toward marijuana, office camaraderie, and Conan’s hesitancy (and comedic flair) about altering his mind.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Backstory: How the Gummies Saga Escalated

• Origin: Sona originally mentioned Camino gummies in an earlier episode, “...my whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff.” (02:17, Sona)
• Delivery: Camino responded, sending a massive Yeti cooler packed with edibles directly to the office, even providing personalized tins and a tongue-in-cheek guidebook for Conan.
• Office Reaction: The staff is gleeful, treating the haul like kids on Halloween.

2. Unboxing the Camino Cache ("Best Day at the Office")

• Personalization and Swag: Each host received their own flavors and types, including a "social" gummy with Conan's face on the tin.
• On-Air Unpacking: Sona excitedly dumps gummies onto the table, prompting Matt Gourley to quip, “Oh my God. This is like a duck with all his gold coins, but just some pothead.” (03:45, Matt)

3. Understanding the Gummies: Varieties and Intended Effects

• Types Explained: Camino offers edibles for sleep, energy, social lubrication, chill, and more.
  • Sona: “All of them have, like, different purposes. So there's like, sleep and...” (04:47, Sona)
  • Social: Meant to help people be more conversational and relaxed, not zoned out.
• Conan’s Dilemma: Despite repeated encouragement, he continues his comedically anxious waffling about whether (and how) to try any.

4. Conan’s Reluctance ("Old Square" Energy)

• Cultural Hesitance: Conan jokes about his upbringing and parental influences keeping him wary of drugs. “A lot of this comes from my culture... my parents, the way I grew up.” (07:53, Conan)
• Comedic Hyperbole: He equates edible use with wild psychedelic trips, “In my mind...you’re gonna see a Native American chief, and he's gonna lead you down a volcano and you're gonna ride a dragon.” (07:23, Conan)
• Quotes:
  • “I've never been anxious to enhance my mind in any way.” (02:09, Conan)
  • “I'm an old square, let's face it.” (06:28, Conan)

5. Gummy-Enhanced Disneyland & The Absurdities of Edible Culture

• Sona shares stories of going to Disneyland high, attempting to smuggle in edibles, and theorizes that Disney Imagineers must have used acid, based on certain rides. (12:03, Sona)
• Conan, riffing off Sona, imagines inventing a wheelchair made of gummies to skip lines.

6. The Moral Quandary & Group Debate: Will Conan Ever Try One?

• Sona and Matt tease whether Conan will ever actually eat an edible:
  • “Do you really think you'll do it? I'm being—this is a serious question.” (18:38, Sona)
  • “I think I will.” (18:41, Conan—with comic skepticism)
  • “I don't think you will.” (18:42, Sona)
• Matt suggests the entire team take edibles before a show, but Conan steadfastly maintains he wants to be “responsible" and mindful of listeners.

7. The Open-Ended Saga and Podcast Dynamics

• The team jokes about prolonging the “will he or won’t he” drama as a content goldmine, paralleling TV show arcs:
  • “It's got a strong will-they-won't-they element.” (17:50, Conan)
  • “I think you're all going to be fascinated by what happens... it's coming as all the staying power of the Fast and [the] Five Furious, whatever that shit is.” (20:21, Matt)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Sona (02:17): "My whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff."
• Matt (03:45): "This is like a duck with all his gold coins, but just some pothead."
• Conan (04:03): "You understand that's a microphone? That's a microphone, and you are shouting into it."
• Conan (07:23): "In my mind...you’re gonna see a Native American chief, and he's gonna lead you down a volcano and you're gonna ride a dragon."
• Matt (19:06): "As a nerd, I want to jock pummel you so bad. I wanna wet will you. I wanna wedgie you... then go win a football game."
• Conan (20:31): "Family is everything to me. All right, stay tuned." (in a nod to Fast and Furious)

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Segment Timestamps

• [01:13] – Show intro and overview: Announcement that it's the third part of the “Gummies Saga.”
• [02:17] – Sona discusses her ploy to get Camino to send free edibles.
• [03:42] – Unboxing the gummy haul; jokes about the Yeti cooler.
• [04:47] – Sona explains the social gummy and other types.
• [07:23] – Conan's imagination runs wild about psychedelic experiences.
• [12:03] – Disneyland and “tripping” on rides—the team jokes about Disney rides as acid trips.
• [14:13] – Hypotheticals about Conan becoming a complete stoner or a spiritual shaman.
• [17:37] – Matt notes the anticipation building as Conan still refuses to try a gummy.
• [18:38] – Will Conan ever actually do it? Sona is skeptical; Conan teases the long game.
• [20:21] – The crew jokes about the endless saga, referencing action movie franchises.

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Conclusion

Conan vs. Edibles Part III is a quintessentially playful, meandering episode, heavy on team chemistry, bits, and self-aware meta-humor. The bulk of the discussion centers on the ridiculous bounty of edibles, Conan’s ongoing refusal to join in, and the team’s delight at both his unease and the undeniable comic potential in drawing out the saga. The episode ends with a promise—tongue firmly in cheek—that more saga installments are sure to follow, and perhaps one day, after much buildup, Conan will finally take that fateful bite.

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Note:
This summary omits ad reads, sponsor plugs, and non-content banter, focusing solely on the heart of the conversation.

Transcript

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Sona Movsesian]

Conan o' Brien needs a fan. Want to talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com callkonan okay, let's get started.

[Conan O'Brien]

Hello and welcome to Conan O' Brien needs a Friend. Gang, good to see you. Normally we do a fan episode in this slot, but not the case today. This is a follow up episode. This is part three of the Gummies saga.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yes.

[Conan O'Brien]

Now, this all began a while ago when we were talking about gummies and one thing led to another and Sona, you got me some gummies and someone correct me if I'm wrong, but this company. Camino. Yes, that's where you got the gummies. You gave me some. You guys were asking me would you try some? I've been very hesitant. I've done small bites of the sleep one which seems to be good.

[Sona Movsesian]

Okay.

[Conan O'Brien]

You know, it's fine. I've done very little of it and I'm a big guy so I'm probably not doing nearly enough. They sent some other ones which I haven't really experimented with.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

To be honest with you, because my mind is very strange place anyway.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

And I've never been anxious to enhance that in any way. But something arrived today. So did you want to talk about it?

[Sona Movsesian]

Oh, yes, it did. So my whole point for bringing this up was so that they would send us some free stuff.

[Conan O'Brien]

And this has been your ploy since the beginning.

[Sona Movsesian]

That's all I wanted. Yeah. I mean, to be honest, I don't care if you do it. But I, I just, I was going

[Conan O'Brien]

to say, you seem really concerned about me.

[Sona Movsesian]

No.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, you don't care.

[Sona Movsesian]

I really, I mentioned the brand and then they messaged me on Instagram, which I missed. And thanks to David hopping, he's like. I think they messaged you. You have to check it. And then they said they wanted to send us stuff. My new best friend Melissa came by from Camino and gave.

[Matt Gourley]

She came by personally?

[Sona Movsesian]

She came by personally to your house or. No, no, here. Oh, yeah, they were in the office.

[Conan O'Brien]

Who's Melissa?

[Sona Movsesian]

Melissa. She works in marketing at Camino.

[Conan O'Brien]

Do you have her number?

[Sona Movsesian]

I do, I do. And then they sent over.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, my God, this massive with the yeti Cooler.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeti Cooler.

[Matt Gourley]

Melissa, wait.

[Conan O'Brien]

Hey, wait a minute. What if there's just, like, a split clean in there? It does. It does look like there's an. Oh, it doesn't look like there's a major organ in there.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yes. Oh, my gosh. It is a gigantic, like, cooler that they sent. And you think, oh, maybe there's a few. There's like. There's so, my God, many in here, and I can't tell you how just. What?

[Conan O'Brien]

Dump them out in the middle? Yeah, right here.

[Sona Movsesian]

I just. Hold on, everyone.

[Conan O'Brien]

This is why Sona got.

[Matt Gourley]

Oh, my God. This is like a duck with all his gold coins, but just some pothead.

[Conan O'Brien]

It has. This is incredible.

[Sona Movsesian]

It's unbelievable. The haul is unbelievable. They sent the mints I love. They sent all the things I love.

[Conan O'Brien]

You understand? That's a microphone.

[Sona Movsesian]

Okay?

[Conan O'Brien]

That's a microphone, and you are shouting into it.

[Sona Movsesian]

I'm just. I. I think that I'm not the only one who's excited.

[Matt Gourley]

You should have seen yeti zipper lubricant.

[Conan O'Brien]

What?

[Matt Gourley]

I have one of these coolers.

[Conan O'Brien]

It does come with you idiot.

[Sona Movsesian]

Just take the lubricant for this yeti.

[Conan O'Brien]

I just take a bite out of the zipper lubricant.

[Guest or Producer]

That'll get you so high.

[Conan O'Brien]

Hey, I have a question. Can we. Oh, the hell? This came in. This came to. Oh, my God, look at this.

[Matt Gourley]

Oh, there's personalized.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yes, they sent. They sent a personalized one for me, which I should hold up. I guess it's social. What's social mean? It's the name of it.

[Sona Movsesian]

All of them have, like, different purposes. So there's like, sleep and.

[Conan O'Brien]

What would social do?

[Sona Movsesian]

Social doesn't, like, make you zone out so that you could go to, like, a social event. This is what Melissa told me. And then you can actually have conversations with people and you just feel good.

[Matt Gourley]

You don't get paranoid.

[Sona Movsesian]

No. And then there's a note from Christy, who is the co. Founder and president, and this. I mean, we're at the very top. It's just such an. I mean, and everybody at the office is really excited about this.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

You want here to take that one?

[Conan O'Brien]

You know, it's nice. They have a sense of humor. They did send me this. Conan's guide to his first edible. Did you see this?

[Matt Gourley]

What?

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Matt Gourley]

Look at that. It looks like a little religious pamphlet.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you know, so you want to masturbate. Well, and then that's a booklet that I got at the library.

[Sona Movsesian]

The tin has your face on it. They actually put your face on it?

[Muscle Milk Advertiser]

Yeah, they took.

[Conan O'Brien]

The tin has my face on it. This is the same face they used on the booklet. So you want to masturbate

[Matt Gourley]

to deter you from masturbating?

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. This one is social, so. Social would do what for me? It would help me. Well, I think she did I try one now. Yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

No.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, no, it's this. This is. It's half. It's 2 milligrams.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah, it's very, very. You're not going to feel anything.

[Conan O'Brien]

So.

[Sona Movsesian]

It's just the most amount of edibles I've ever seen.

[Conan O'Brien]

This is an incredible haul, Sona. How much of this are you going to keep yourself and how much are you going to share? Be honest.

[Sona Movsesian]

I'm going to keep all of it. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm going to. I'm going to share it. Everybody's really excited.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay. You're going to share this with everyone. I do want to stress, this is not an ad.

[Coop Sleep Goods Advertiser]

Right.

[Conan O'Brien]

We're not getting paid anything. This happened organically. You are a terrible person, Sona. And you went out of your way to mention this gummy and got some. And then I started talking about it, and now we're flooded with gummies. I still don't know what my personal journey is going to be. I know I'm acting like it's a big deal, but I don't know. I want to be responsible. And I'm an old square, let's face it. But I'm. I do thank Camino for being so generous. And I know that everyone on our staff is going to be flying high.

[Matt Gourley]

I'm taking one of each.

[Conan O'Brien]

Are you really?

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

You know, now what's going to happen at your house? Do you. Your wife, will you take a journey together? Is that what's going to happen?

[Matt Gourley]

She's a little bit more. She's just. Oh, my God.

[Conan O'Brien]

You got to be in a safe.

[Sona Movsesian]

You acting like they're going to do, like, ayahuasca.

[Guest or Producer]

It's not like peyote. It's not like a Fishing quest.

[Conan O'Brien]

You know what I love in my mind? It is like ayahuasca. And I see, like, hey, it's time for some pineapple habanero journey we're going to take. And that you're going to see a Native American chief.

[Sona Movsesian]

Oh, my.

[Conan O'Brien]

And he's going to lead you down a volcano and you're going to ride a dragon. In my mind. I know I'm old school. I'm an old.

[Matt Gourley]

Not even old school, though. That's like.

[Conan O'Brien]

It's just wrong.

[Sona Movsesian]

Wait, did you, like, watch Reefer Madness once and you were like, oh, I can never.

[Conan O'Brien]

No, I think, look, a lot of this comes from my culture. A lot. Lot of it comes from, you know, my parents, the way I grew up.

[Matt Gourley]

He watched Reefer Madness and went, they're being a little lenient.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. I still. I have a couple of times when I've really felt like taking a walk on the wild side. I have. I have. I have walked.

[Matt Gourley]

A Coke?

[Guest or Producer]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

No, I've wandered around some pretty dicey neighborhood and said reefer. Reefer, anyone? Reefer.

[Sona Movsesian]

Did your parents, like, have, like, a conversation with you about it?

[Conan O'Brien]

No.

[Sona Movsesian]

Okay, wait.

[Conan O'Brien]

My parents and I never spoke. There's a lot of kids, I think once they saw me in the hall and they were like, you know, how you doing there, bud?

[Matt Gourley]

You never got a sex or drug talk at all?

[Conan O'Brien]

Of course not.

[Matt Gourley]

Not even no sex.

[Conan O'Brien]

Forget that. No one's talked about it. I haven't talked about it with my brothers. I don't think any of us have had sex. I don't know how these kids showed up.

[Matt Gourley]

I didn't. I'm older, but I got to talk. But I didn't get, like, any usable information.

[Conan O'Brien]

Right. Okay. I want to ask you guys something. Just looking at these. Camino has suggested social for me, which, yeah, I really need help with my social skills.

[Matt Gourley]

Hello.

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[Conan O'Brien]

But anyway, which one? Sona, I'll ask you first. And you too, Gorlie. That's which one of these uplifting bliss. I'm gonna take sleep out of the conversation because that's very specific. Would you think would be balance, which is the one that I should be taking?

[Sona Movsesian]

This is one I can take to, like, Disneyland. Energy.

[Guest or Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

Energy.

[Sona Movsesian]

That makes me. That makes me go.

[Conan O'Brien]

And what is when you say energy? You're just. You're. You're up, you're high.

[Sona Movsesian]

I'm just, like, smiling. I'm in a good place. I wanna go on the Winnie the Pooh ride. I mean, that one's like that one. People, whoever worked at Disney, why are you getting so.

[Conan O'Brien]

Again, you. You either shout into a mic or whisper, but either way, your voice is being recorded.

[Sona Movsesian]

Is this like a assessment of my performance on this? I don't like it. I think that there's. Whoever worked at Disney.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

They must have done so much ass.

[Matt Gourley]

The Imagineers.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah. Not even this. Like acid. Because some of those rides don't make

[Matt Gourley]

journey into inner space. What used to be there before Star Tours.

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, boy, do I.

[Matt Gourley]

Drug trip.

[Conan O'Brien]

What are you talking about?

[Matt Gourley]

What do you mean, no? It was sponsored by Monsanto.

[Sona Movsesian]

Was it really?

[Conan O'Brien]

No.

[Matt Gourley]

And you go into, like, molecules, and it's all a drug trip with this projected bouncing molecule.

[Conan O'Brien]

Wait a minute. We don't. No offense to Camino, but we don't need any of this. We can go to Disneyland.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah, we can.

[Conan O'Brien]

And have the same experience.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Matt Gourley]

Oh, but it's better.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah, it's better when you're on this and at Disneyland.

[Conan O'Brien]

Have you gone to Disneyland High?

[Matt Gourley]

Yes.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

I had a lot when they first.

[Conan O'Brien]

I don't even listen to her when she's on the podcast and we're recording it.

[Sona Movsesian]

Okay. I had a whole thing where I tried to smuggle in a whole thing of edibles, and then it was like this. I didn't even try to hide it. They're like, you can't do that.

[Conan O'Brien]

You should have made a. Like a wheelchair out of gummies and said, like, I sprained my ankle and I, I. So I can't walk today.

[Matt Gourley]

But her.

[Sona Movsesian]

The mechanics.

[Conan O'Brien]

And it's. And it's like when you turn the wheels, because it's just. And it's saggy and in the sun, it's starting to melt, I think. And then they're like, excuse me, ma', am. Why are you chewing on. Why are you chewing on the footrest of your. Of your wheelchair?

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah. And I get to go to the front of every line.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, you get to the front of the line and you're high as a kite.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah. People who have actual disabilities won't be offended.

[Conan O'Brien]

So social and then energy.

[Sona Movsesian]

You're going to be fine. You're going to be fine.

[Conan O'Brien]

But you know what? I love that you're stacking it like. Like a dealer. Can I tell you why?

[Sona Movsesian]

First of all, you're messing it up. I'm doing this because I know people are going to come in, and I want them able to choose by. By type.

[Conan O'Brien]

I think people should have to go to you, and you tell them which one you get.

[Matt Gourley]

Do a personality quiz.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yes, I think you should. I don't think you should just lay them out on a table and people grab them. So now I think you should sit there and people come up and you're like, huh, Ruthie?

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

You don't need uplifting, because you're very uplifting already.

[Sona Movsesian]

I think you need recover and I should charge everybody.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. Well, what do you. What? Okay. What do you. There you go.

[Matt Gourley]

Make some money.

[Conan O'Brien]

Just drive me. Which one I should take you.

[Sona Movsesian]

Okay, sleep. We know. $50. Chill. I want him to pay me $50 for these free edibles that I got.

[Conan O'Brien]

I will pay you in Morocco.

[Sona Movsesian]

I think you really need to try Chill. I definitely think you need to try the really low dosage one. I think. You know what? Work your way up. And then we'll get to, like, peyote or ayahuasca. Maybe we'll work our way up to that. And you need a shaman. You need somebody if you get nervous.

[Conan O'Brien]

What if four weeks from now, I am wearing a full headdress? I'm just like. I'm just out of it, you know? What? I mean, you're a stoner. I'm just a total stoner. I'm twirling.

[Matt Gourley]

Or you've had, like, a spiritual awakening and you have a third eye and you just have become this, like, you said, a shaman or with a headdress or something. That'd be amazing.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah. Or what if it actually helps you and chills you out a little bit?

[Conan O'Brien]

What if I go to Burning man at the end, they burn me, then we all win. Like, he's tall, he's sort of stick. Like, let's burn him up. And I'm like, whatever.

[Sona Movsesian]

I don't know. Have you guys ever. Have you ever gone to Burning Man?

[Matt Gourley]

God, no.

[Sona Movsesian]

I feel like you kind of would.

[Conan O'Brien]

I don't think he would. You're the one that would go to burn.

[Sona Movsesian]

I would, Yeah. I have friends who've gone. They've done.

[Conan O'Brien]

Why do you keep doing this whispering thing?

[Guest or Producer]

I don't know.

[Conan O'Brien]

Because we're in a podcast. You're like, come on. I don't know if we've ever been to mc. You're like this. I don't know if you've ever been to McDonald's, but they have shakes if you want. Yeah, we know. Shakes.

[Sona Movsesian]

I don't know. Sometimes I get nervous if the things that I'm saying are allowed to be said.

[Matt Gourley]

Said I'd go to. Is it because of, like, the building stuff and everything or what?

[Conan O'Brien]

Yes.

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

That's where all engineers gather. Well, there is, like, a hammer. Go to Burning Man. Everyone has a misunderstanding. I don't know anything. And I know that that's not what

[Matt Gourley]

Burning man is, like, engineering project.

[Sona Movsesian]

But you also. You create communities. And I think you would be like, the guy who had all the random stuff nobody else thought of.

[Matt Gourley]

Coachella, Burning man, any. Nothing against either of these, but any place where thousands of people go on one road to get there and out gives me so much anxiety because I. All I can think of is, like, Mad Max Fury.

[Guest or Producer]

Yes.

[Conan O'Brien]

But you know what? In the second Mad Max movie, you know that weird gyrocopter.

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

That that guy has?

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

I would go to Burning man if I had access to one of those.

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

And the same goofy leather helmet that he wore. And when things started to go south, I could go, like, see you later, gang. And I go in the air. It's pretty good.

[Guest or Producer]

Yeah.

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

I'll get you one of those.

[Sona Movsesian]

Okay.

[Matt Gourley]

I'll go with you.

[Conan O'Brien]

This can't be that expensive.

[Sona Movsesian]

Two coolest guys at Burning man right here.

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

So you think I should do energy or chill. No, you think I should do chill?

[Sona Movsesian]

I think you should do the one with your face on it.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. But I don't know why I have energy.

[Matt Gourley]

No, Energy is the last one, I think.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Sona Movsesian]

I think you need chill. Here, take that one.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay.

[Guest or Producer]

No shade. No shade to Camino. But when I've bought marijuana, sometimes it's named after different things, like marijuana. Sorry. When I bought weed, like I bought a cool John Wick weed and I bought a white walker from Game of Thrones weed. I mean, they could up their name.

[Sona Movsesian]

That's just the names.

[Guest or Producer]

That's the name of it. But it makes, you know, I'm like, oh, I want to get some John. This is all energy, you know what? Sleep.

[Conan O'Brien]

And can I say that we've never got any free shit from those people. And Camino has sent us all this free stuff.

[Matt Gourley]

I like how this stuff is categorized too, because I. We haven't talked about it a lot, but I did a fair amount of weed in my 30s, but then paranoia hit me.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Matt Gourley]

And so now I'm curious if social will work for me. Because if it doesn't. Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

I'm going to say this. I have. I'm on the record as saying I really haven't tried gummies and I've never done any drugs in my life, but I think Camino is killing it.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

I think they're doing an amazing job. What a great sportsman. I don't use this product. I don't use this product. I'm not qualified to talk about it, but God bless you, Camino. I think you're doing an amazing job. Agreed. And they were nice to my people. I gotta say that. They were nice to my squad. You know, Adam's got something.

[Matt Gourley]

No, I was just gonna say I think this is part three of the Edible Saga. And Conan has yet to have an edible. And I think we should. We should see how many episodes we can do in the saga where Conan's still a. Finally culminate in him doing that.

[Sona Movsesian]

Just do.

[Conan O'Brien]

It's a movie. It's got a strong will. They won't they element or series. And you. If I go to bed, it's over.

[Matt Gourley]

But remember Lost, they prolonged it too long before you.

[Conan O'Brien]

I'm not gonna be lost. But I am. I'm not gonna do that. But it's gonna be a Breaking Bad ending where everyone's like, they nailed it. They stuck the landing. So all I'm asking is that for people stick with us for a couple More years while these Camino gummies molder and petrified in my nightstand. And by the way, I'm gonna get burgled so fast, everyone's gonna break in and go right to my nightstand and take my Camino. But. But no, I'm going to. Yeah, I, I, I. We will see. At one point, this will resolve, and I will.

[Sona Movsesian]

I don't think it will. I'm gonna say it. You'll never do it.

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

So you don't want people to keep listening to the podcast?

[Sona Movsesian]

No, I want them to, but I feel like you'll just never do. I don't think you can break that programming. I think you're just too nervous. I don't think you'll do it.

[Matt Gourley]

There's no way. We'd all come in about an hour before we record, take a standard dose and then record an episode.

[Sona Movsesian]

No, I would do it.

[Matt Gourley]

I would.

[Conan O'Brien]

I just want to make sure that we're being responsible, that kids listening know that this isn't something.

[Matt Gourley]

As a nerd. I want to jock pummel you so bad. I just want to, like. I want to wet will you. I want to wedgie you. I want to shove you at a locker and just go. And then I want to go win a football game. Yeah, I don't know how that's gonna happen.

[Guest or Producer]

Well.

[Matt Gourley]

But I want to.

[Conan O'Brien]

Spoken like a true aggro job. I'll wet willy you. Oh, I can't wait to give you the old purple nerpel and then go hit the gridiron.

[Matt Gourley]

That's my point. You're making my point.

[Conan O'Brien]

I know.

[Sona Movsesian]

Do you really think you'll do. I'm being. This is a serious question.

[Conan O'Brien]

I. I think I will.

[Sona Movsesian]

I don't think you will.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, I'm only saying it to create this incredible tension.

[Matt Gourley]

I'm gonna do one tonight.

[Sona Movsesian]

But, you know, you're. It's okay if you're not. If you're not that guy, we'll find out. That guy.

[Conan O'Brien]

We'll find out.

[Sona Movsesian]

It's okay.

[Conan O'Brien]

We'll find out.

[Guest or Producer]

What if it changes him and then it. That changes the whole. Then he decides to just move to Bali and not do the podcast anymore. We. Then we've screwed ourselves.

[Matt Gourley]

No. Have we?

[Guest or Producer]

We don't.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, I'm just saying you'll never work again.

[Matt Gourley]

That's my best ambition.

[Conan O'Brien]

You will never.

[Matt Gourley]

No, no.

[Conan O'Brien]

I want people to keep listening because there's going to be another installment, and I think you're all going to be. There's going to be a number four, and I think you're all going to be fascinated by what happens, and it's

[Matt Gourley]

coming as all the staying power of the Fast and five Furious, whatever that shit is.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, wow.

[Sona Movsesian]

You're the Vin Diesel of this. Of this franchise.

[Conan O'Brien]

I'm just saying. Yeah, I got my crew. And you know what? Family is everything to me. All right, stay tuned.

[Matt Gourley]

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[Conan O'Brien]

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[Sona Movsesian]

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