Transcript
Conan O'Brien (0:00)
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Sonam Obsessani (0:11)
I didn't.
Conan O'Brien (0:11)
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Jessica Williams (1:32)
Okay. Hi, my name is Jessica Williams, and I feel pressured about being Conan's friend. They make you say it. It's crazy.
Conan O'Brien (1:40)
They make you say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a hostage situation and I.
Jessica Williams (1:44)
Can'T leave until I say it.
Conan O'Brien (1:46)
It should feel like pressure because no one naturally becomes my friend. Father's here. Hear the yell Back to school, Ring the bell Brand new shoes Walking loose.
Sonam Obsessani (1:59)
Climb the fe books and pens I.
Conan O'Brien (2:02)
Can tell that we are gonna be.
Matt Gourley (2:04)
Friends.
Conan O'Brien (2:07)
I can tell that we are gonna need friends. Hey there, and welcome to another edition of Conan o'. Brien. Needs a Friend. Let me explain what's going on. Of course, joined as always by Matt Gorley. Sonam Obsessian. I've had a lot of dental work this morning. I went in my dentist. She does a wonderful job. She's really terrific. But she had to work on the front of my face, and she had to work on the back on a molar. And I like the way I said molar. And she shot me up with so much NOLA cane that my face is all floppy. What?
