Transcript
Conan O'Brien (0:00)
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Marc Maron (0:33)
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Conan O'Brien (1:11)
Hi, I'm Marc Maron and I feel happy about being Conan o' Brien's friend.
Marc Maron (1:21)
Jesus. Said like a true hostage Said like a true hostage with a gun at his back. Fall is here Hear the yell Back to school Ring the bell Brand new shoes Walking loose Climb the fence Books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
Conan O'Brien (1:45)
I can tell.
Marc Maron (1:46)
That we are gonna be friends. Hey there and welcome to Conan o' Brien Needs a Friend. This is a little bit of a special episode. Let me give you some context. I was in New York City recently. I was at Sirius xm and I was doing some stuff over there and helping out. Just going over the books mostly. Yeah, I do a lot of accounting there. That's a bad use of Conan o' Brien because I really don't know accounting very well at all. The company is hemorrhaging. Hemorrhaging.
Adam Sachs (2:18)
Risky.
Marc Maron (2:19)
Very risky. I've cost them a fortune. But I was over at the building and I heard, hey, this gentleman is here, Marc Maron. I just saw him in the lobby and I had just read that Marc Maron was signing off from his podcast, the one that really started it all. And I said, I want to talk to Mark because we have a lot of history together. And so someone just walked down the hallway and said, hey, Mark. And he very graciously said, yes. And the next thing I know, I'm sitting In a studio with Marc Maron and we had a really nice hang. So this is my chat with Marc Maron that happened. It was kind of a. Was a happening, if you want to call it that. It just was spur of the moment.
