Move Motherf@#$er!

Summary

Podcast Episode Summary: Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend – "Move Motherf@#$er!"

Release Date: January 2, 2025
Host: Conan O’Brien
Guest: Rhianne
Duration: Approximately 26 minutes

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Move Motherf@#$er!", Conan O’Brien engages in a heartfelt and humorous conversation with Rhianne, a 29-year-old from Taguig, Metro Manila, Philippines. This episode marks Conan's continued effort to foster genuine friendships through his podcast, moving beyond mere celebrity interviews. Sona Movsesian, Conan’s longtime friend and sidekick, also participates, adding her unique comedic flair to the dialogue.

Guest Background

Rhianne's Life and Challenges

• Origin: Taguig, Metro Manila, Philippines.

• Age and Stature: 29 years old, stands at 4'10".

• Personal Struggles: Navigates daily life challenges due to her height, such as reaching high shelves, driving ergonomics, and being mistaken for a child.

  Notable Quote:

  Rhianne (02:02): "I'm 29, but I stand at 4 foot 10. So even for a Filipino, I am quite short."

Main Discussion

1. Daily Challenges of Being Short

Rhianne elaborates on the inconveniences her height introduces into everyday activities.

• Grocery Shopping: Discomfort in asking for help to reach top shelves.

• Driving Issues: Necessitates using a pillow to see over the dashboard and challenges with pedal reach.

  Notable Quote:

  Rhianne (04:00): "I have to sit on a pillow to see over the dash."

2. Road Rage and "Move Motherf@#$er!"

A humorous yet revealing segment where Rhianne demonstrates her expression of frustration while driving.

• Signature Phrase: "Move, motherfucker."

• Humorous Interaction: Conan encourages Rhianne to act out her road rage, resulting in the memorable outburst.

  Notable Quote:

  Rhianne (07:04): "Move, motherfucker."

3. Social Interactions and Microaggressions

Rhianne discusses subtle forms of disrespect in the workplace and social settings.

• Being Called "Riri": Feels diminishing and patronizing, leading her to adopt a more assertive demeanor.

  Notable Quote:

  Rhianne (16:23): "They always end up calling me Riri. I never introduce myself as Riri."

4. Cultural Acceptance in the Philippines

Exploration of how cultural dynamics in the Philippines might affect Conan if he were to visit.

• Integration Tips: Rhianne suggests Conan claim partial Filipino heritage to gain acceptance, though humorously debating the ethics of such an approach.

  Notable Quote:

  Rhianne (18:46): "Filipinos will claim anyone who just has, like, 1% Filipino DNA and immediately love you. They'll go Kababayan."

5. Adaptation and Positive Outlook

Despite her challenges, Rhianne maintains a positive and adaptable attitude towards life.

• Happiness and Resilience: Emphasizes her ability to adapt and find joy despite societal and personal obstacles.

  Notable Quote:

  Rhianne (09:10): "I guess I've adapted to it."

Conan and Rhianne's Interaction

Collaborative Banter and Support

• Potential Activities: Discussing how Conan could assist Rhianne in daily tasks, such as running errands or supporting her in social settings.

• Unity Between Talls and Shorts: Playful ideas about bridging their height differences and promoting mutual support.

  Notable Quote:

  Conan (06:37): "Move, motherfucker."

Humorous Moments

• Road Rage Demonstration: Rhianne's genuine frustration juxtaposed with Conan's teasing creates a blend of humor and relatability.
• Cultural Stereotypes: Light-hearted debates on Conan potentially claiming Filipino heritage for social acceptance add comedic layers.

Conclusion

The episode concludes with mutual appreciation and a genuine connection between Conan and Rhianne. Conan praises Rhianne’s spirit and humor, expressing hope for their paths to cross in real life. Rhianne appreciates the conversation and the opportunity to share her experiences.

Notable Quote:

Conan (25:42): "Well, Rianne, you're really funny and you seem really nice and cool, and I hope our paths cross."

Key Insights

• Empathy and Understanding: Highlighting the importance of understanding and respecting individual challenges.
• Workplace Dynamics: Addressing how societal perceptions based on physical attributes can impact professional interactions.
• Humor as a Coping Mechanism: Demonstrating how humor can effectively navigate and alleviate personal struggles.

Final Thoughts

"Move Motherf@#$er!" encapsulates the essence of Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend by blending humor with genuine conversation. The episode underscores the universal quest for friendship and understanding, aligning perfectly with Conan's mission to build real and lasting connections beyond his public persona.

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This detailed summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, notable quotes, and the overall flow of Conan’s interaction with Rhianne. It provides a comprehensive overview for listeners who haven't tuned in, ensuring they grasp the episode's main points and the genuine connection fostered between host and guest.

Transcript

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[Conan O'Brien]

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[Sona Movsesian]

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[Conan O'Brien]

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[Sona Movsesian]

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[Rhianne]

Hello.

[Sona Movsesian]

Hi, Rhianne. Welcome to Conan Needs a friend.

[Conan O'Brien]

Hi, Rianne. How are you?

[Rhianne]

Oh, gosh, this is really happening. Hi. I'm great. How are. How are the two of you?

[Conan O'Brien]

It was very nice to meet you. Rianne, tell us, where are you right now?

[Rhianne]

I'm in Taguig, Metro Manila, Philippines.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, the Philippines. And how do you pronounce it again? Taguig.

[Rhianne]

Yes. Oh, you did pretty well. Yeah, just say.

[Conan O'Brien]

Just say, I did very well.

[Sona Movsesian]

It sounded a little patronizing.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. Don't say pretty well. Next time, say very well. Okay, Rhianne, it's nice to meet you. And you're from Taguig, Philippines, and I've never been to the Philippines before. Maybe you could tell me a little bit about yourself. What do I need to know about Rianne?

[Rhianne]

I'm 29, but I stand at 4 foot 10. So even for a Filipino, I am quite short.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay.

[Rhianne]

So average height for women is about 5, 2. I struggle a lot going through life as a vertically challenged person.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, Rianne, I am also a vertically challenged person, but the other way. So there are problems. I'm a bit on the tall side and I'm always smashing into things. People laugh at me. They play circus music when I walk through the room. So I do have some sympathy. Tell me you struggle. What things do you struggle with? Being 4ft 10? What do you struggle with?

[Rhianne]

So there are a lot of just. The world isn't built for short people. I think you genuinely have it better. So just going to the grocery is a challenge. I don't like going without my boyfriend because I don't like asking for help to reach the top shelves. Sometimes going to the theme park. Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

Can I ask you, how tall is your boyfriend?

[Rhianne]

He's 5 7. Might not seem tall to you, but he's taller than I am.

[Matt Gourley]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

To you he's like the rock, you know?

[Rhianne]

Exactly. Yeah. To me, Once you hit 5 5, there is no difference between my boyfriend and Conan. You're all tall. To me.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. We're all just up there in the clouds.

[Rhianne]

Exactly.

[Conan O'Brien]

So you don't like going to the grocery store and you said you don't like going to theme parks.

[Rhianne]

Yes. Always a tense moment. Finding out whether I can go on a ride or not. Driving is a challenge. I have to sit on a pillow to see over the dash. Wow.

[Conan O'Brien]

What about your feet? I mean, the pillow will get you high enough, but what about your feet? What do you do there to get. To reach the pedals?

[Rhianne]

Exactly. So there is a perfect ratio. I do not like other people driving my car because it moves the seat and then you gotta find the ratio again. So that's a challenge.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Your life gets mistaken for a child a lot.

[Conan O'Brien]

Your life. Yeah. People think you're a child. They pat you on the head and things.

[Rhianne]

Exactly. Especially when we're traveling in the States. I get carded a lot and they don't accept our driver's license. So I gotta grab my passport and whip it out. One time, a TSA agent, we were going through, so I went through and then he was like, to my mom, minor's gotta be accompanied by adults. And my mom was like, she's 22, she's not a minor. And the guy was genuine. You are not 22.

[Conan O'Brien]

So, wow. Okay, so you've struggled with this. And are you. Do you like to drive? Once you are driving and you've got the seat just right and you've got the pedals just right and you're comfortable. Are you a good driver?

[Rhianne]

I am a competent and law abiding driver. I may have a bit of road rage when it's deserved.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay. The way you said deserved was insane.

[Rhianne]

And it leads me you haven't driven in the Philippines. You would understand if you were here.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay, can we act out your road rage? Cause I want to see Rianne, what it actually looks like. So I'm dri. You're Driving. And then I'm in a car next to you. I'm driving a bright red Buick LeSabre, and I suddenly cut you off in my bright red Buickal Saber. Show me what you would do. Fuck.

[Rhianne]

Move, motherfucker. I'm just kidding. It's probably a lot more like. I swear, it's like. Wait, you always put. Do you always pick a lane?

[Conan O'Brien]

Do you always giggle in between. Move. And then, motherfucker. Do you always go, move.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, come.

[Conan O'Brien]

You're like the joker with Tourette's. So say it to me again. How you would do it in the Philippines. I just want to hear it. The whole thing, the whole run. I just cut you off. Go.

[Rhianne]

Move.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah, nice.

[Conan O'Brien]

Don't be apologetic. That's. I mean, let's get that out on a rap track, you know. Move, motherfucker.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, that would be a hit.

[Sona Movsesian]

I think I want her to say it, though, specifically because you have a good. Like, you're. I could tell you get angry because I'm the same.

[Conan O'Brien]

Come on, one more time. Let's hear it. Just don't stop giggling. No. Stop giggling. I need you to show me your true rage. Rhianne, you're not talking to Conan O'Brien on a zoom from the Philippines. This is real. Three, two, one, go.

[Rhianne]

Move, motherfucker.

[Conan O'Brien]

I love the laughing afterwards.

[Rhianne]

I keep thinking about how my mom's gonna listen to this.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, your mom isn't gonna hear this. Does your mom even know who I am?

[Rhianne]

Oh, yeah. My parents love you. You're their favorite late night host. My dad thinks you're hilarious.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, good. Well, at least I might not.

[Rhianne]

My mom likes you the best because you're the one that went to Harvard.

[Conan O'Brien]

She says, wow, always the best Asian mom. Always the best sign of who's funny. The funny one must have gone to an Ivy League school because that's where the funny people come from. So your challenges in life, if I can sum up, Rhiann, are that you wish you were a little taller. Right? Because you are. Did you say 4 foot 10? Okay. And you have to rely on your towering boyfriend who's 5 foot 7. You don't like going to the market and you don't like going to theme parks because they think you're a child. Yes. And then you have an insane road rage when you're driving through the Philippines. Is that right?

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

What about concert?

[Rhianne]

Exactly. Sona, you get me.

[Sona Movsesian]

I do.

[Rhianne]

I never, like, sit in the. Or stay in the mosh pit section because I'll get crushed. And I Will not see anything. So I stay up in the stands where it's safe and I can see things.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, but also you probably have a good view sometimes, but then someone else stands in front of you and blocks your view and you want to get mad at them, but then it turns out it's an eight year old.

[Rhianne]

Not an eight year old.

[Conan O'Brien]

I'm sorry, I meant to say nine year olds. Well, you seem like. I know that you have these challenges, but you seem like you're having a good life. You seem like a happy person.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, pretty happy. I guess I've adapted to it. Like, you change your personality a little bit when you're tiny to keep up with all the other talls of the world.

[Conan O'Brien]

You call us the Talls is what you call us.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Yes.

[Conan O'Brien]

We're like the white walkers. The talls are coming. They can only be killed with blue ice.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. The shorts have their own organization and we refer to you as the Tall.

[Conan O'Brien]

Shorts versus the talls. Well, let me ask you something, Rianne. If I were to come visit you, what kinds of things would we do together?

[Rhianne]

Well, first, I think I'd need your help to run errands. I think if it's okay with you, I would like your help first to just generally send a message of unity with talls and shorts in general.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, you want me to be. You want me to. To go with you, run errands. Right. Because I can use my height to assist you.

[Rhianne]

Exactly.

[Conan O'Brien]

But you also want me to be kind of an ambassador.

[Rhianne]

Yes, exactly. Just to show people that short and tall people can coexist and help each other.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yes, yes. It's like that song Ebony and Ivory.

[Sona Movsesian]

Exactly.

[Conan O'Brien]

Except there isn't one for tall people and short people, and we need that.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. So we'd write one of our own.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, yeah. We'd write maybe a song about how tall people and short people should all live in harmony.

[Rhianne]

Correct. And then after that, I don't think.

[Conan O'Brien]

Tall people and short people are constantly at war. I don't think there's a big battle.

[Sona Movsesian]

The talls versus the shorts. I don't know if. Yeah, I don't know if that happens, but at concerts, like, you probably have stood in front of a shorter person. And I love to do that, Conan.

[Conan O'Brien]

I love to sit in front of a shorter person, wait till the really good part in the concert stand, and then put on an Abe Lincoln hat just to completely block. I think it's funny. Yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

That's awful.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. Wear a T shirt that says I'm a dick. We had a birthday party here at the office the other day and they brought out this cake and there was this really cool flower made of frosting right in the middle of the cake. Someone scooped it out just to eat that flower. I hate that. That person to me is a villain. A true villain.

[Sona Movsesian]

You should fire them.

[Conan O'Brien]

A monster. If I could. There's no camera. I can. I've looked, looked for the tape. Whoever did it must pay. And I want to say to that person, if I found them and I saw them eating that flower that they cut out of the middle cake, I'd say, how do you sleep at night? Yeah, how do you sleep at night? And you know what? I think I know what they'd say. They'd say, Mattress Firm. Yeah, that's the problem. They turn it into an ad.

[Sona Movsesian]

It's interesting that you would know what they would say, but you have no.

[Conan O'Brien]

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[Unknown]

Hey Sona. Listen up. This is not a drill. Dennis Leary stars in the new Fox comedy Going Dutch.

[Sona Movsesian]

All right.

[Unknown]

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[Sona Movsesian]

I had no idea.

[Unknown]

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[Conan O'Brien]

And?

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And the soldiers are a little different than what you'd expect.

[Sona Movsesian]

I bet they're goofy.

[Unknown]

To top it off, the colonel's estranged daughter just happens to be the base captain, which obviously complicates things.

[Conan O'Brien]

Ugh.

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[Sona Movsesian]

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[Conan O'Brien]

So I have a question for you. Yeah. Have you gotten your butts back to Super Cuts? That's what it says right here.

[Sona Movsesian]

I figured.

[Conan O'Brien]

But why would it be butts, plural? Just to rhyme with Supercuts?

[Sona Movsesian]

I think so, yeah. Because it's not super cut.

[Conan O'Brien]

It's super cut. You would say, get your butt to Super Cut, but because it's Super Cuts, they said, get your butts. Well, that's on them, not on me. Yeah, well, guess what? The point is, a lot of people have gotten their butts to Supercuts.

[Rhianne]

Good.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, those people are talking about Supercuts in a good way. People are talking about Supercuts. They got nice things to say, and that's how you know they're doing something right.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yes.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. Last month alone, more than 40,000 people left a Google review for Supercuts. That's a new review. Every minute. There's a review being birthed as you list being birthed.

[Sona Movsesian]

I know. That's a weird.

[Conan O'Brien]

As you listen to this word choice. Yeah. Then they spank it and it cries. I like Supercuts. And you know how those 40,000 people rated Supercuts 4.8 out of 5 stars? That's crazy. It's just basically perfect.

[Sona Movsesian]

It is.

[Conan O'Brien]

Why Supercuts? Because it's Supercuts. You get an incredible haircut from an expert stylist tailored to you. Supercuts, you pay a reasonable price. Not a lot. Slightly more than a burrito. Just slightly more than a burrito. Depends on where you get the burrito. I buy a really expensive. I like to buy a burrito that has a gold watch in it. Anyway, at Supercuts, they work around you. Check in [e-mail] or just walk right in. No appointment needed. Supercuts wants your feedback, too. It's going to be good. That's why they want it. So get your butt back to Supercuts. Hey, Rhiann. Do you think that because of your size, you say it affects your personality? How does it affect your personality at work? Do you ever think you overcompensate at work?

[Rhianne]

Maybe not overcompensate. Just be a bit more assertive. Because sometimes if I say something, maybe during a meeting, the reaction can be a little bit like, good job, kid. Great, great idea.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, that's very. That's patronizing.

[Rhianne]

New intern is just. Yeah. And they. They like to. They always end up calling me Riri. I never introduce myself as Riri. Feels like a microaggression. Like, why are you diminutizing my. My name?

[Conan O'Brien]

Yes, your name is you. I mean, if people call you Riri, they should have your permission. You should be telling them that's my name. People are calling you Riri without your permission.

[Rhianne]

I think it makes it matches the visual more.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, I don't like that. That has to be with your permission. And maybe if I'm with you because I'm. I'm not just tall, but I'm also very strong and a good fighter. Quiet.

[Rhianne]

Are you. Oh, okay.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay.

[Sona Movsesian]

She's surprised.

[Conan O'Brien]

Hey, cool it, Riri. Cool it, Riri. No, but what I'm saying is.

[Rhianne]

I.

[Conan O'Brien]

Would stick up for you if I was with you. I would stand next to you and I would stick up with you, and no one would call you Riri when I was standing next to you. Okay. No one would block your view. No one would be condescending, and I would be your protector, your guardian angel. What do you think of that?

[Rhianne]

I think that sounds perfect and would very much like for that to happen.

[Conan O'Brien]

Do you. Do you think, knowing what you know about me, that I'd be accepted in the Philippines?

[Rhianne]

I think there's a lot of places you wouldn't fit. Like, generally, stuff is built. So I was looking around my office the other day genuinely thinking that whether. Would Conan fit into this? Would Conan fit into the elevator? I just got in, I think.

[Conan O'Brien]

I'm sorry, I meant culturally accepted. Culturally, not what I physically fit through the doorway. What are you. Are you living here? Rihanna? Are you living in Legoland? I mean, what's going on?

[Rhianne]

No, no, no. Culturally, we're typically very welcoming. We're a super friendly population. But I think what might help you more is if you claim to be a little bit Filipino. You say you're 99% Irish, right? You say the word.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, I. Okay, so you're saying I can say you think I should lie and say that I'm. I have some. I'm. I'M part Filipino? Is that what you're saying?

[Rhianne]

Mm. Because Filipinos will claim anyone who just has, like, 1% Filipino DNA and immediately love you. They'll go Kababayan, which means, like, countryman.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay, well, I. I don't want to be guilty of cultural appropriation, but if I have your permission to lie and say that I'm 1% Filipino. Okay, then I think I have your permission. I can do it. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

I mean, is it a lie, or can we just not know definitively?

[Sona Movsesian]

It's a lie.

[Conan O'Brien]

It's an absolute lie.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

Such a lie.

[Conan O'Brien]

No one looking at me thinks there's any.

[Sona Movsesian]

An iota. Iota of Filipino anything that's not just a white Irish man. Not even a tiny little drop of anything that's pointed, like 2% of you.

[Conan O'Brien]

Nothing.

[Sona Movsesian]

No, it's not possible.

[Conan O'Brien]

I could be Cuban. Very.

[Matt Gourley]

Okay.

[Sona Movsesian]

Very.

[Conan O'Brien]

Tan up. Real nice.

[Sona Movsesian]

Real nice.

[Conan O'Brien]

Rhianne, this is a good. This is a good education for me. I'm going to tell you. Here's what I'm going to say. I think that you seem like a very funny person. You have a good sense of humor. I like. I like your. I like Rhianne's personality a lot.

[Sona Movsesian]

I like Rhianne, too. I like you a lot. I think you're cool.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, you seem really cool. And so I bet you're getting through life just fine, even if you're a little shorter than you'd like to be. You know, I don't think that's getting in your way. Are you in your apartment right now? Because there's a cat behind you.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, I'm sorry, I just noticed here as well. Yes, I'm at home. And that's my cat.

[Conan O'Brien]

That's your cat? What's your cat's name?

[Rhianne]

Kiat. Cat. It's a type of small orange.

[Conan O'Brien]

Your name for your cat is Cat.

[Rhianne]

Cat. Cat.

[Conan O'Brien]

Cat. Cat. Okay, very good. Okay. And that's your sofa behind you. Is that sofa Conan Griffin?

[Sona Movsesian]

Are you asking?

[Conan O'Brien]

I'm just. I don't know. I don't know what Cat?

[Sona Movsesian]

Is that your sofa? That sofa behind you in your apartment, Is that yours?

[Conan O'Brien]

It's called fishing. I'm the fishing magician.

[Sona Movsesian]

Can you wear heels that are as high as you can possibly want them to be? And you're. You're like. You know, that's the thing that's cool is that you could wear the highest, highest heels, like six, seven inch heels.

[Conan O'Brien]

Have you ever done that? Have you ever put on heels that make you six or seven inches taller?

[Rhianne]

Not Six or seven inches. Maybe four inches. But they hurt.

[Conan O'Brien]

I know, but sometimes the things we have to do. You know, if you put on seven inch heels and then you wore a Burger King crown, you'd be a very tall, tall drink of water. It has to be a Burger King crown, though. I'm sorry.

[Rhianne]

Which they would give me because they think I'm a child?

[Conan O'Brien]

Yes, unfortunately, that's true. Did that ever happen where you go and they give you kids toys and things because they think you're a kid?

[Rhianne]

Oh, I get given the kids menu quite a bit in restaurants.

[Conan O'Brien]

Oh, really?

[Rhianne]

Fine. Kids menus are fun.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. Do you like chicken nuggets and french fries? And have they ever handed you macaroni and cheese? Have they ever handed you crayons with your menu?

[Rhianne]

Oh, no, I don't think that's a thing here. Probably if it were, they would have.

[Conan O'Brien]

That's an American thing. They give the kids crayons. Do they do that with your kids all the time? Yeah, yeah.

[Sona Movsesian]

It's cute. Yeah, it's sweet.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah. Yeah. It's appropriate for those kids. Okay, Brianne, it's called editing and we're gonna do some. But this is fantastic. We've got everything we need. I mean, it's really great. And I think you and I would have a good time. If we went to the Philippines. What kind of errands would we run together?

[Rhianne]

Going to the grocery store is one. Backing me up at work, probably helping me stand. If I were going to like say an improv show or a drag show where it's standing room only. Maybe you could help muscle the crowd so I can see better. Or you say you're strong. Just lift me on your shoulders so I can see better at the shows.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay, that all sounds like stuff I could do.

[Sona Movsesian]

Create a barrier around her. Some people can't stand.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, I could create a barrier. There's a natural barrier that comes with my celebrity. People are like, oh my God, it's Conan O'Brien. And they tend to step back. I'm going to say in awe, which isn't true, but I could help you. I'd help you. You want me to come all the way to the Philippines so you have a better view and an improv show.

[Rhianne]

Correct. Sounds like a great use of your time, wouldn't you agree?

[Conan O'Brien]

I'm not. Nothing else much, so I might as well do that.

[Sona Movsesian]

You could be like her. Her. Her bodyguard, you know, and then walk around. And also you add extra inches with your hair. Maybe you could pompadour it Up a little bit, too. I mean, just a lot of. I don't know, illusions.

[Conan O'Brien]

You mean me?

[Rhianne]

You.

[Sona Movsesian]

You add inches to your height with your hair. I mean, maybe she can do her hair so that it's a little higher.

[Conan O'Brien]

Brianne could do a. A Conan.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

If you had my hairstyle, you'd be six inches taller. No, you don't want my hair.

[Sona Movsesian]

Maybe.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, maybe I should stick to my lane. It looks great on you. Looks great on you.

[Conan O'Brien]

Thank you.

[Rhianne]

Love it for you.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, love it for me. Just not for any other human. And tell me, just before we go, about your boyfriend. What's his name?

[Rhianne]

Carlo.

[Conan O'Brien]

Carlo. And he's a good guy.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. He's a lawyer, so that comes with a lot of prayers. Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay. He's a good guy. He's a lawyer.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, I look forward. Maybe I'll meet Carlo, too. Is that possible?

[Rhianne]

Yeah. He's also a big family.

[Conan O'Brien]

That's nice.

[Rhianne]

Love to listen to the podcast together. Oh, good.

[Conan O'Brien]

You listen to the podcast together. Good. I don't want Carlo to be. I don't want Carlo to be jealous or anything if I come to town, you know, sometimes.

[Sona Movsesian]

Oh, it's such a hard laugh.

[Conan O'Brien]

Why are you laughing at the very idea that Carla would be jealous? No, I'm a threat.

[Rhianne]

Who was laughing?

[Conan O'Brien]

I think I'm a real legitimate threat to any male. Why would you laugh at that, Rhiann?

[Rhianne]

I was.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay, forget it. I'm decided. No philosophy.

[Rhianne]

You are a legitimate threat. Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

Okay. Okay.

[Rhianne]

Now you sound like I was laughing at him. I was laughing at him.

[Conan O'Brien]

Now you sound like a hostage.

[Sona Movsesian]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

You are.

[Sona Movsesian]

So scary.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, Rianne, you're really funny and you seem really nice and cool, and I hope our paths cross. But in the meantime, I want you to walk tall because your spirit, you have the spirit of a giant, and that should be enough, don't you think?

[Rhianne]

It means a lot coming from a giant.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, thank you very much, Rhiann. And you take care.

[Rhianne]

Thank you. And you guys take care, too. Bye.

[Conan O'Brien]

Bye.

[Rhianne]

Lovely to meet you. Bye.

[Conan O'Brien]

Nice to meet you. Bye. Bye.

[Rhianne]

Bye.

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