Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend – Season 5, Episode 1: "Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums"
Release Date: July 24, 2025
Introduction to Summer S’mores
In the premiere episode of Season 5, titled "Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums," Conan O’Brien, alongside his regular collaborators Sona Movsesian, Matt Gourley, Blay, and David, embarks on the annual tradition of Summer S’mores. This episode marks their fifth installment of the series, where the team gathers to create memorable summer experiences together.
“Why, hello and welcome to the 2025 installment of Summer s' mores with Conan and his Chill Chums. This has become a rite of passage.” [01:21]
Choosing the Perfect Location
Conan initially contemplates an exotic getaway to Saint Barts, inspired by the lavish lifestyles of celebrities. However, after considering factors like climate preferences and practicality, he decides against it.
“Was that in Saint Barn parts? It's like 71. And I prefer 72.” [03:57]
Opting for familiarity and convenience, the group settles on using Conan's backyard at Larchmont for this year’s gathering. This decision is influenced by the manageable weather and the practicality of hosting at their usual spot.
“Because it's gonna put us. First of all, there's a bathroom Right here.” [04:44]
Humorous Banter on Yard Maintenance
The conversation shifts to the state of Conan’s backyard, highlighting its dimensions and current condition. The team jokes about the size, maintenance, and the presence of fruit trees, which become a recurring humorous topic throughout the episode.
“Do you know what it is?” [06:54] “It's small. It's a narrow backyard.” [07:08]
Blay adds to the humor by reminiscing about previous attempts to find segment ideas, leading to playful confusion and laughter among the group.
Addressing the Challenges of a Shared Space
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around managing the backyard space amidst the presence of multiple dogs. Sona and other team members humorously address the challenges of pet maintenance, emphasizing the importance of cleaning up after the animals.
“It's covered in dog shit, but it's clean.” [14:21] “Sona, you can't come to my house.” [08:36]
Conan expresses his concern humorously about potential messes, leading to a lighthearted call for responsibility among team members.
“If Atlas went to the bathroom out there and David didn't clean it, and that includes urine. I want urine extracted from the soil with a syringe.” [17:13]
Exploring New Segment Ideas: The Ape Concept
In an inventive twist, the team brainstorms the idea of introducing an animal companion to the show. Conan enthusiastically suggests bringing an ape or chimpanzee, envisioning it as both a humorous and chaotic addition.
“I want an ape. I do. I want like an orangutan, like some.” [15:00]
The conversation evolves into playful speculation about the ape's behavior and interactions during recordings, highlighting the group's creative and comedic dynamic.
“What about, like, a little fishbowl right here, you know? Or a little.” [16:00]
Sun Protection and Filming Logistics
Planning for the summer series involves practical considerations like sun protection. Conan shares his plans to use tarps and special hats to shield himself from the sun, infusing humor into the logistical aspects of outdoor filming.
“I'm having those brought in because I have to keep myself moist at all times.” [04:09] “I bought Rose Kennedy's hat that she used to wear to the beach at an estate sale.” [09:22]
Matt Sachs adds a humorous comparison to classic film characters, further lightening the mood.
“I picture you like. Do you remember Marlon Brando in the island of Dr. Moreau?” [10:22]
Upcoming Surprises and Season Plans
The team hints at exciting surprises and new activities planned for the season, maintaining an air of anticipation and enthusiasm. Blay teases new weapons and props, while Adam Sachs mentions the introduction of new cocktails, signaling fresh content for listeners.
“We have some surprises in store.” [20:37] “We're getting a new cocktail and it's going to be an episode sooner.” [19:30]
Conan reflects on audience reactions and past changes, emphasizing the evolving nature of their Summer S’mores tradition.
“It's a very wise choice. I'll make sure that. Blay, would you clean the yard first before we go back there?” [17:00]
Closing Remarks and Final Banter
As the episode draws to a close, the group engages in playful banter about their personal lives and responsibilities, particularly focusing on dog ownership and maintenance. The episode concludes on a high note, with Conan expressing his excitement for the upcoming adventures.
“It's going to be a fantastic series of Chill Chums episodes. I'm excited about it.” [22:47] “And I think being in that backyard together, which is just maybe. I think I'm gonna say it's 14ft from where I'm sitting right now.” [23:07]
Production Credits
The episode wraps up with a brief mention of the production team and encourages listeners to engage through ratings, reviews, and interacting via the Team Coco hotline.
Notable Quotes:
- “You guys are just roughing it.” – Conan O’Brien [12:49]
- “I didn't think of that angle. It’s covered in dog shit.” – Sona Movsesian [14:22]
- “We are doing Conan business here at the Conoco.” – Conan O’Brien [09:22]
Conclusion
This episode of "Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums" blends humor, camaraderie, and creative planning as the team navigates the logistics of hosting their traditional summer gathering. Through playful exchanges and thoughtful discussions, Conan and his friends set the stage for an engaging and entertaining season ahead.