Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: Sam gifting Ryan a wildly suspicious self-published manifesto titled "Why Nukes Aren't Real" by Tamra Shavel that appears to have been sold off the Santa Monica Pier, the show climbing to #4 most hyped on YouTube while still unable to dethrone the two bald hiking Jews at the top, MrBeast getting hit by the new algorithm and dropping from 500 million to 50 million views, the Euphrates River drying up exactly on schedule for Revelations 16's sixth bowl to prepare the way for the kings of the East, Dylan's running theory that all biblical prophecy is just well-documented schizophrenia, Turkey damming the Tigris and Euphrates and accidentally activating the apocalypse like a Zelda puzzle box, Iran shooting down a US-Israel weather weapon and the drought ending three days later, the absolutely cooked roster of CEOs Trump dragged to China including Jensen Huang, Tim Cook, Larry Fink, Stephen Schwarzman, and Elon yonked on ketamine while worth more than the country he's negotiating with, Hasan Piker calmly defending China's 1.2 million Tibetan death tally and the Hundred Days of Flowers 55 million famine deaths while condemning Israel, the LA segregation map of Trader Joe's locations, the Mehdi Hasan interview where the "Worst Adventure" Oklahoma Jennifer publicly atones for not knowing enough about Palestine while admitting she has zero Muslims in her town, the empathy study revealing women feel equal sympathy for cheating men and cheating women (which kind of explains Hillary, Thatcher, Merkel, and the entire blood-drinking queen aesthetic), the 1.5 million white Christians getting fed into the Ukraine meat grinder that no progressive will post about, Netanyahu's trial judge dying in a motorcycle crash because nothing is ever an accident, and OpenAI acquiring TBPN for $100 million while their videos pull 500 views. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.

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