Premeditated Cheating - Episode 223

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Episode 223: "Premeditated Cheating"

Release Date: September 10, 2025
Theme: Candid, offbeat takes on current events, relationships, sports, and viral internet moments with high-energy, quick-witted banter—plus listener call-ins on hot topics such as cheating, social norms, and debates that spark arguments.

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Episode Overview

Pat and Mike, joined by Gene and guest comedian Delamo Manny, navigate through recent sports controversies, internet culture, social etiquette, wild relationship stories, and "primed-for-argument" listener call-ins. The crew balances hilarious takes with genuine insights, switching seamlessly between sports talk, viral drama, and deeply relatable relationship debates. The tone is a blend of bold humor, self-reflection, and honesty, shaping an episode that swings between roasting, real talk, and absurd scenarios.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Angel Reese's "Half-Game" WNBA Suspension (00:00 – 02:54)

• Pat critiques the odd decision to suspend Angel Reese for only one half:
  • “In the pros, if somebody suspended, they suspended for the whole.” (00:34 – Pat)
• Consensus: The suspension's logistics are unprofessional and create spectacle rather than consequence.
• Memorable moment: Ongoing jokes about continuous camera focus on Reese during the half she’s benched:
  • “Every cut scene is going to be of her…slowly zooming in.” (00:57 – Mike)
  • Allusions to NBA players being caught on their phones when benched (Amir Johnson and J.R. Smith references).

2. Japanese Censorship & Sex Ed Anecdotes (03:33 – 05:28)

• Conversation detours to confusion over blurred faces in Japanese porn, sparking a funny confession:
  • “That was the only porn I didn’t touch myself to.” (03:53 – Pat)
• Pat shares a cringey memory from health class involving HIV education and a dramatic teacher-led lesson.

3. The Drewski "Whiteface" NASCAR Skit Controversy (05:54 – 11:58)

• Debate over double standards and outrage:
  • Mike: “If this was a white person doing blackface, this would be all over news...”
  • Pat’s take: Outrage is often from those who “secretly want to do it.”
• Skit details: Praises makeup artistry and Drewski’s ability to sell the character.
• Arguments about the validity and exaggeration of NASCAR stereotypes and racial depictions.
• Quote: “You can’t tell me there’s a guy at a NASCAR event that wouldn’t act just like that.” (08:12 – Pat)
• Comment on generational branding: Drewski pushes boundaries to become ‘uncancelable’ by setting the bar for edgy comedy.

4. Live Performance Declines & Artists Lip-syncing (13:00 – 15:18)

• Criticism of artists like Ray J and Trey Songz now lip-syncing; discussion about aging, changing voices, and fan expectations.
• Quote: “I just appreciate the greatness of the career…” (14:18 – Pat, on not expecting vocal perfection from Genwine)

5. Relationship Age Gaps: The Bill Belichick Example (16:14 – 17:18)

• Bill Belichick dating a 24-year-old at age 73 sparks jokes about "wild stories" and the generational divide in relationships.
• Quote: “You’re 50 and your wife’s not born yet.” (17:00 – Mike)

6. Young Thug, Gunnaverse, and Leaked Jail Calls (17:40 – 22:03)

• Breakdown of why “leaked calls” between Young Thug and others (like calling GloRilla ugly) spark debates:
  • Pat: “When you’re talking to your girl, anything goes...if people had recordings of me...I’d be in prison.”
• Comments on Gunna ignoring diss tracks and starting a run club as the “smartest move.”

7. Old Athletes, Internet Memes, & Parenting Lessons (23:32 – 28:53)

• Michael Irvin’s wild antics and stories (including a fight involving scissors) break down the differences between generations of black male athletes.
• Discussion transitions to childhood, strict parenting, and observed differences in social cues.
• Quote: “There’s some social cues that people don’t pick up on.” (26:07 – Pat)

8. Social Etiquette & “People Watching” (34:32 – 38:18)

• Exploration of awkward encounters in public, people-watching, and being on both sides of the (literal and figurative) balcony/street view.
• Pat on revenge: “Sometimes on Sundays I shadow box naked.”

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Listener Call-In Highlights

Listener 1: Premeditated Cheating (41:43 – 43:39)

• Caller (identifies as a woman) admits upfront: “I can cheat on my girl, but she can’t cheat on me…”
  • Explores “cheating as retaliation,” logic for keeping a side piece, and “strikes” in the relationship.
• “Premeditated cheating. That’s crazy.” (42:27 – Mike, naming the episode.)

Listener 2: Military vs OnlyFans Argument (48:05 – 49:47)

• 22-year-old man argues joining the military is equivalent to starting an OnlyFans when out of options.
  • “I think starting onlyfans is a better life path.” (48:36)
• Hosts roast his logic, dissect the comparison, and discover he’s a restaurant server.
  • “You’re not even lieutenant at the restaurant. You front line.” (50:52 – Pat)
• Vinly underscores “work from home” as a parallel to OnlyFans.

Listener 3: Emotional Arguments & Exes (53:21 – 57:58)

• Woman admits her emotions spark arguments (“I need a 24-hour processing time”).
  • Story: Sends screenshot to boyfriend’s ex, causing unnecessary drama.
  • Pat: “You opened the door, invited her in, and then beat her up... she won.”

Listener 4: Small-Town Racism & Saying the N-word (58:46 – 62:33)

• White caller from a racist, homophobic area, confronts racist coworkers about slurs.
  • “My parents never told me this is not something you say.”
  • Reveals the awakening that comes with growing beyond hometown prejudices.
• The group recognizes his honesty and addresses the cultural gap.

Listener 5: Football Fan Rant (64:54 – 67:46)

• High-energy sports rant: caller flips out about CeeDee Lamb’s dropped passes and personal betting losses.
  • “You got the Mike linebacker falling for Jalen Hessey…What are we doing?”

Listener 6: Relationship Drama—Side Chick Showdown (70:11 – 72:12)

• Man confesses he got his side chick pregnant as “the situation made worse,” with no remorse.
  • Pat: “Not everybody got a side girl, don’t speak for me.”

(Numerous other call-ins touch on cheating, friendship loyalty at work, and social “arguments that always get heated”—see transcript for more.)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Every cut scene is going to be of her…slowly zooming in.” (00:57 – Mike, on Angel Reese)
• “The only porn I didn’t touch myself to.” (03:53 – Pat)
• “If this was a white person doing blackface, this would be all over news…” (06:16 – Mike)
• “If you say, ‘If this was this...’ that means you really want to do it.” (06:44 – Mike)
• “That’s why I never go (to NASCAR events).” (10:28 – Pat)
• “I just appreciate the greatness of the career…” (14:18 – Pat, on Genwine)
• “You’re 50 and your wife’s not born yet.” (17:00 – Mike)
• “Premeditated cheating. That’s crazy.” (42:27 – Mike)

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Standout Topics & Side Conversations

• Old athletes behaving badly: Michael Irvin, Sean Kemp, and “rambunctious boomer energy.”
• Parenting/Strict households: How childhood lessons or lack thereof play out in adulthood.
• People watching: The art (and awkwardness) of observing others, plus the karmic feeling of “being watched back.”
• Social etiquette and ‘cringe’ moments: From gym interactions to door-holding mishaps.
• Strange regional slang: “Creaming” as a (dubious) Indiana synonym for “lying” (93:14).
• The economics of going without showering for $100K per day: Theoretical debate between hosts and guests.

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Guest Segment: Delamo Manny (78:11 – End)

• Background: LA-based Nigerian-American stand-up who started as content creator and discusses the tension between "real job" and online persona.
• Discussion: Identity, cultural pride, the perils of bringing friends into the workplace, and generational family pressure to marry/have kids.
• Hilarious closing: "Do strippers dookie at work?" sparks a surprisingly thoughtful debate.

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Key Timestamps

• [00:00] Angel Reese suspension discussion
• [05:54] Drewski "Whiteface" skit controversy
• [17:40] Young Thug, Gunna, and smart PR
• [23:32] Michael Irvin, old athletes & TV
• [41:43] Listener call: Premeditated Cheating
• [48:05] Listener call: Military vs OnlyFans
• [53:21] Listener call: Emotional drama
• [58:46] Listener call: Small-town racism
• [64:54] Listener call: Football fan betting rant
• [70:11] Listener call: Side chick confession
• [78:11] Delamo Manny interview and cultural convo
• [93:14] Indiana lingo: “Creaming” for lying
• [94:04] Theoretical “how long would you go without showering for $100K/day?”
• [97:33] Parental pressure, family, and marriage

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Tone & Style

• Relatable, bold, and off-the-cuff humor.
• Equal parts roast and self-deprecation.
• Quick-fire transitions between topics and call-ins.
• Balance of serious debates and comedic exaggeration—no sacred cows.

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This episode is a quintessential Crash Dummies ride: fierce opinions, reckless hypotheticals, fan engagement, and real-life absurdities, all delivered with biting wit and “you had to be there” storytelling. Whether dissecting sports drama, cultural faux pas, or navigating the wilds of modern dating, Pat and Mike keep listeners laughing, thinking, and, occasionally, a little scandalized.

Transcript

[Pat]

Although I'm a WNBA advocate, Usually when

[Mike]

people say their advocate first, that means they're about to say something that goes against that but. Go ahead.

[Pat]

Yes. I don't give a but. So Angel Reese just got suspended for whatever reason. Who cares about the reason?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

She got suspended for the first half of the game. I don't know why that is so

[Mike]

funny, but we used to do that.

[Pat]

I know, but it's just so unprofessional.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? Like, in the pros, if somebody suspended, they suspended for the whole.

[Gene]

For the whole game. Yeah. That sounded weird.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

They suspended for four games. As a. As a professional athlete, to be suspended knowing there's going to be cameras there.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

For the first half. So, like, now everybody's going to be, oh, let me go into the game and watch this person sit on the bench.

[Mike]

Every cut scene is going to be of her. Her face, and they're going to say the reason why she's not playing in the game. No Angel. They're literally going to be a deadpan to her. The camera's going to be slowly zooming in. So Angel Reese again, Angel Reese is not playing until the second half.

[Pat]

Oh, my God, what a great shot. On to the second quarter where there'll be no Angel.

[Mike]

And now we're going to see what age. And halftime. We're going to see what Angel Reese can. When she gets back in the game. Hopefully she's. You know, she's. Because there's gonna be a point when she starts warming up on the sideline. So then they're gonna start zooming into her, warming up and. And you already know that. We're already calling it. She's gonna be in every group huddle, you know, like. Well, there's some players that do a lot. Like, the hurt players that be like, oh, he doesn't care about the team. You see, the next game, they start, like, clapping up and, like, doing stuff on the bench. She's definitely gonna do.

[Pat]

And it's gonna be all. It's gonna be different propaganda. It's gonna be like. It's gonna be clips of her not locked in, because there's no way you can stay locked in every play. So all they need the phone. And it's gonna be like, who got in trouble for that?

[Mike]

Some. I know what you're talking about.

[Pat]

In the NBA, Somebody got in trouble for being on their phone.

[Mike]

I know what you're talking about.

[Pat]

They be doing that around trade times. I seen, like, I. I know for sure. KD said he was, like, on the phone, like, during a trade one time.

[Mike]

Now, that's gonna bother me. The whole podcast.

[Pat]

That on your brain.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Somebody was legit on the phone on their.

[Mike]

Oh, I'm only reading it out loud so it gives the listeners something to listen.

[Pat]

I'll give y' all some white music.

[Mike]

The NBA. Let's see. Amir Johnson in 2019.

[Gene]

It was Amir JR Smith in 2018.

[Pat]

Damn, it was good.

[Mike]

It was.

[Gene]

That's a misdemeanor. That's crazy.

[Pat]

It's a misdemeanor.

[Gene]

No, he broke a fan's phone.

[Pat]

I was like, that's right.

[Mike]

Get the cops. LeBron on his phone. Cops come in now.

[Pat]

Gene. Reopening cases and never forget when J R Smith, like, damn.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Welcome to My bad.

[Pat]

It's the second time. It's funny y' all won't see the other one, but this is the second time.

[Mike]

Welcome to episode 223 of Crash Dummies podcast.

[Pat]

He looked at his phone audio.

[Mike]

Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon by the time this drops. I think the vlog should be there with me, Gene and Key and Pat. No way.

[Gene]

He gotta cut you off.

[Mike]

My bad. No, no, no.

[Delamo Manny]

I forgot.

[Mike]

I was like. I said three. I was like, four.

[Gene]

Special guest, Pat.

[Pat]

My face blurred the whole time like some Japanese porn. I don't know why they be doing that.

[Mike]

That is so weird to me that they.

[Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Mike]

When I was used to watch that, I was so int. As a kid.

[Pat]

That was the only porn I didn't touch myself to. That's true. Just like, you're just watching it. You're just like, all right, man. It's like, like, what are we doing here? What's up with this successful morning going

[Mike]

on that no way sex education would have went down so far. He's like, where is that even going? Just like, you just see two blobs.

[Pat]

I ever told you I got in trouble in my health class, and basically I was made to look like an idiot in front of the whole class by my health teacher. In high school, we were going over HIV and aids, right? And, like, the misrepresentation of it of, like, how contagious it is. So we literally watched this documentary on AIDS. It's, like, super scary, especially as a 14 year old that just a ninth grader. So she goes around and just be like, yes. And like, you know a lot of people. She was telling us the Magic Johnson story about, like, how people wouldn't play basketball with him because he had a's. And stuff like that. Then she comes around to class and then she was like, I just want to let y' all know that I'm showing you this because I have HIV and I'm HIV positive. And she comes right over to me and she touches my arm and I smash that shit away. And she's like, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Like, you can't just break the news. Like, I'm a young.

[Gene]

That's crazy to break the news. The news to your class like that.

[Pat]

But no, but she didn't have it though.

[Gene]

Okay. She was just trying to test.

[Pat]

She was trying to like, let, you know, like.

[Mike]

Like an example.

[Pat]

Yeah, it was like an example. She got the example, but it was a way I snatched away. Cuz she still had my arm a little bit, so I damn near yanked

[Mike]

her across the room.

[Guest 1]

I said,

[Mike]

but yeah, make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon.

[Pat]

Wait, how did I start talking about that?

[Mike]

I don't know. But back to Patreon. Oh, merch. The rest of the merch just got here. So those will be shipping out by the time you guys hear this. This time, for real, you guys be getting your stuff. And then whatever is left over from the ones we have, we're going to put back on the website. So it might be available now, it might not. Yeah, I think that's my. That's it for my announcement.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's good.

[Mike]

Let's talk about Drew Ski. That's like the hottest thing that. So Drew did the. You can explain. Actually.

[Pat]

No, go ahead.

[Mike]

No, go ahead.

[Pat]

You got it.

[Mike]

I'm checking it out.

[Pat]

No, go ahead, bro.

[Mike]

I'm checking it out.

[Pat]

Oh, go ahead.

[Mike]

I can't chicken out.

[Pat]

I don't even know what you think about.

[Mike]

I think more guys should chicken out. But okay. Drew Ski did basically part two. Yeah, White. What's that what it called?

[Gene]

White Face Part two.

[Mike]

Part two.

[Pat]

Well, it's the second time doing it.

[Mike]

Yeah. So he. He basically was acting like, quote unquote, a stereotypical NASCAR attendee. But it was getting a lot of hate because people were saying a lot of people on the, you know, which side we talking about, but a lot of people are saying that if. If this was a white person doing blackface, this would be all over news and this would be looked down upon. And I'm here to say they should just do it. I feel like if it hurts if somebody said to me, if you say if this was this, that means you really want to do it. So just go ahead. Go ahead and do it and see and see for yourself.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Pat]

If I'm talking. If I'm talking about women being abused by men, and then you just be like, what are the shoes on the other foot? Like, do it then. Exactly. Shut the fuck up. But the other thing I don't like about it. So Drew Ski's first white face skit, he was portraying, like, the white guy that grew up in the hood. Yeah, it was. There was no outrage with that. So he was. It was a little bit outrage, but it wasn't crazy. Like this. Yeah, this is crazy. I will say the makeup, immaculate.

[Mike]

That's crazy, Artist. It's crazy.

[Pat]

They made him a white man, but a white man with a tan line.

[Mike]

A tan line.

[Pat]

He had a tan line.

[Mike]

And there was a white man that came out that looked just like him saying that Drew Ski character. He kind of looked like me.

[Pat]

Yeah, and he looked just like him.

[Mike]

Same skin, complexion and everything.

[Pat]

I think Drew Ski with his mannerisms, because I think you could put a lot of comedians in that position and they wouldn't be able to sell it as much as. As he can. But the part that they didn't like was definitely the racist parts, where a lot of. I feel like, not a lot. I'm not going to put everybody in a box, but I feel like there are some white people that think that type of racism doesn't exist, and they hate that it's being portrayed like that.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So I think that's. That's where some of, like, a lot of the backlash comes from, is just like, oh, you're portraying us saying this white guy at a. At a NASCAR event. Like, you can't tell me there's a guy that's at a NASCAR event that wouldn't act just like that. I'll put all my money in the world.

[Mike]

I would. I was 10 of them. I would think the spitting thing would be a little bit. A little bit too much. I was.

[Gene]

It's definitely exaggerated.

[Mike]

It's exaggerated. I think, somewhat. Yeah. I think in the. In the skit itself, that was probably like the least funniest thing to me.

[Pat]

In the skit, that was the funniest to me.

[Mike]

No, I get it. The first one was funny, but it's just like, I think with the. There's different stereotypical, like, racism stuff. Like, I just think that there's no black person that's going to allow somebody. We would have heard about man, black man fights person at nice NASCAR thing. I just think the spitting in the direction thing, that's not true either. What?

[Pat]

That's not true either.

[Mike]

I think. I don't think no man is letting anybody spit. It's today, in 2025.

[Pat]

Like that. Yeah. To be 2025, if you had a predominantly white place and induce and it

[Mike]

don't make the news. That's what I'm trying to say. I'm not saying it doesn't happen.

[Gene]

I don't know.

[Mike]

Or has never happened.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Based on, like, the ratio. Like, what passing. Because it's gonna be like, why. Why would they share that out of everything.

[Mike]

Yeah. And I also.

[Gene]

Predominantly white.

[Mike]

I'm not saying it doesn't. I'm just staying at a NASCAR event. I'm just thinking the overall. And I think that's why some people were. Were a little bit more mad at it. Because it's like you're portraying NASCAR because this is not the typical NASCAR person. It's a stereotype. Right, people. What?

[Pat]

I think that's a typical nascar.

[Mike]

I don't.

[Delamo Manny]

I don't.

[Mike]

I'm not saying if it is or it's not. I don't think that that's the. I don't know if it's. That's the typical NASCAR attendee.

[Pat]

That's okay for 2024.

[Mike]

That they're openly racist like that or they're openly doing the same thing. Because even if you look at the people around them, there wasn't many people in tank tops and nobody was really dressed just like that.

[Gene]

I wasn't sure what kind of event it was.

[Pat]

Even the over exaggeration is him, how country he was acting and how I think.

[Mike]

But it was a funny skit. Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yes. I think most skits are over exaggerations. I think it was just because this one had a. A racial type of thing. That's why people are more mad at it and they want to do it. They secretly want to do it, and they're too scared to.

[Pat]

Yeah. I also think, in my opinion, that shit happens at NASCAR events. That's why I never go. It is what it is. But he does it. I think the other part, he does a really, really good job of portraying a white man.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

I legit saw the shit online two weeks ago.

[Guest 3]

I saw.

[Mike]

The first time I saw it, I scrolled past.

[Pat]

I didn't the caption read. It literally read. It said, wow, this is about to be a crazy skit. So it was this tall white dude who end up being Drew Ski and the black dude next to him, which I think was like, maybe Juicy's cameraman or something, whatever. And I just. I tried to, like, literally AI chat GBT the person in the. In the picture. I was like, who the is this dude? Not even knowing. Drew Ski's ass was right next to him. Like, that's some great ass makeup.

[Mike]

Juicy's on a. A really generational run. And the thing, too, I think, with him. Him going this far with his comedy, hopefully he. It puts him in the realm where it's, like, really hard for him to cancel, get canceled. He can't. But I'm just saying he has his. His barriers, like, of getting cancellation or getting canceled is so far from, like, what he actually does now. It's just like he's. He went to the extreme. So everything he does below but can still be funny. But it's not, like, as edgy. He's safe.

[Pat]

It's like, that's how you build.

[Mike]

That's a smart way to build your brand. It's just like, you push those limits. Obviously, some people just don't know when to, like, scale back. I mean, he's got a backlash on some. Some skits, I think. The one with the women.

[Pat]

Yeah. The drunk girls.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah, he got some little backlash. But the thing about Drew Ski is that he's putting himself as the person. Yeah, that helps out a little bit. And then the other part is that sometimes even when something goes on, it's more of his reaction to it. Yeah, just like some stuff that people say on our podcast we don't believe in, but we might chuckle at it like this. Crazy as hell.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Pat]

But we don't believe in it, and we still get credit for the clip. So he's kind of doing the thing real life because I seen him on his. The could have been records. Remember when Lil Baby, they did the freestyle?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Pat]

Was that Sway, what they do the freestyle with?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And they was doing a freestyle, and one of the rappers basically announced that he was gay and, like, Lil Baby threw his headphones off. You just see how Drew Ski, like, kept in a flow of, like, not really acknowledging that Lil Baby threw his headphones off, but kind of just what? And it's like he gets away with kind of, like, chuckling and laughing. He know where to stop that.

[Mike]

Yeah, he know better. Go ahead.

[Pat]

The one thing I'm mad at, though, I just saw Ray J do it recently. I'm sorry, Ray J. I think I also saw Trey Songzhou on the radar is not for lip syncing. We not doing that Bro, no, no, no. Ray J, the only one that do got an excuse, though, Trey Songz is. That's lazy. Because Trey Song's got a lot of songs where he could find one that he could still sing vocally and be fine. Because I get it, your voice changes. You're not in much practice. Ray J does have an excuse. One wish. And like, how he sounds now, there's

[Mike]

no way he can pull up.

[Pat]

As a matter of fact, the one who.

[Mike]

It's crazy how much like reverb, like hearing those, like old songs. A lot of those, like, especially a lot of boy bands and a lot of like R B artists. And like a lot of them voices, they're not like real vocalists. I will say a lot of them weren't really like real, real vocals. They had really good songs, but not vocalists. Because then you hear them singing those hits that had all those reverbs and the. The auto tunes and shit like that. It sounds totally different. It's a whole different tone.

[Pat]

Or they just like, older and they only could hold that note for like 10 years, like in a prime or like 21 to 35. I heard genuine Scene recently.

[Gene]

No.

[Mike]

Why, why, why do you stop laughing out of here?

[Gene]

Not it, bro.

[Guest 3]

I ain't going to lie.

[Pat]

But it's like if you a fan of Genuine, you just appreciate. Like, if I went to his concert, I'm not expecting him to bust out no vocals. I just appreciate the greatness of the career and like that.

[Mike]

Don't expect too much.

[Pat]

But watching the clips, like, I. That would have pissed me off. Like, all right, bro, turn the music up a little bit.

[Gene]

I seen his last live performance. I actually went to the one at Summer Fest and he had his. I don't know if it was like his homies are just like entourage, like backup singers. Yeah, they were singing more than him. He was up there vibing, like.

[Pat]

Yeah, I mean, like, how many. How long was he up there?

[Gene]

Way too long. Yeah, I think he was up there like 40 minutes.

[Pat]

40 minutes?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That's probably like 30 minutes past where he could really see. He probably got like 10 minutes of singing in him.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Soon as he heard at 9 o'.

[Mike]

Clock, I think. I think people don't give like artists that grace of like, their voice change changes.

[Pat]

Yep.

[Mike]

And there's. Because this. The, you know, the voice is a instrument too. So a lot of them like that retire might not be doing the same vocal exercises and stuff like that that they were doing when they were in their career.

[Gene]

Would you wanna. Would you want to hear a new project from them rather than them trying to like, you know, genuine, like perform old songs, you know, I think because

[Mike]

with AI, I think a lot of them could and a lot of them have. They've re recorded new albums or record like their own and they just, you know, there's so much technology to fix their voices and stuff like that. I think though, it would be hard for them to perform those new songs. That's the thing.

[Pat]

But the other thing is like, what the are they singing about?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? Like genuine. He put himself in the box. Like he. He sung about sex for his whole career.

[Delamo Manny]

Not.

[Pat]

Nobody want to hear those fake ass sex stories. How old is genuine? Nobody want to hear those fake ass sex stories at that age. Because I. I've been hearing you singing for three minutes and you ain't mentioned Viag. Like, you gotta be real.

[Gene]

Guess his age.

[Pat]

61.

[Gene]

He's 54.

[Pat]

54.

[Mike]

Oh, he's not that old.

[Pat]

But he's still like you not like picking no girl up no more like I'm saying, like physically, man.

[Mike]

Bill Belichick has a girlfriend.

[Pat]

Why are we talking about.

[Guest 1]

Why?

[Mike]

I'm just saying he could. He can still have a wild story.

[Pat]

No, Bill Belichick.

[Guest 1]

This.

[Pat]

That's a crazy segment.

[Mike]

That was crazy.

[Pat]

What's their age difference?

[Guest 3]

Bill Belichick.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the 70s.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

She's 24, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, 24, 25. Yeah. 50 years.

[Pat]

What's up?

[Gene]

What's 73?

[Pat]

What is she? 24? 50 years.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Wait, it's always been 50. Then it was up.

[Mike]

Yeah, bro, it's about 50. Like, but he was old when she was born. That's the crazy bro.

[Pat]

Like, what the is it? I just wanna.

[Mike]

The way we talk about it now with genuine. Like he was that genuine. Nah, V. Just. It's just crazy being 45. Like anybody date who you want if this up age. I don't give a. It's just the concept will always be funny to me that you're that old. You're 50 and your wife's not born yet.

[Pat]

I know, it's just.

[Mike]

It's just a weird concept. There's a. I know she'd be helping

[Pat]

that close his apps out on the iPhone. Like this baby just swipe up.

[Mike]

They just have to love. They just had the game that they lost. And she was like on the sideline too.

[Pat]

Yeah, she's his manager or something.

[Mike]

It's just. It's just a crazy look for this. Like, I know the school is like what the. But they can't do anything.

[Pat]

Don't say anything bad about. She'd be selling like a. I'm not saying anything. A little young ass. Your little young ass ain't gonna sue me, I tell you that. So obviously more thug tapes are coming out. More thug. Young thug phone calls are coming out. And he called. Basically called Gorilla Ugly.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I want to put like into perspective. He shouldn't be calling no woman. No, but I, I want to say this. When you're talking to your girl, anything goes. Like if people have recordings of me talking to my girl, oh my God, bro, I'll literally be in prison. Because I mean, I said I was gonna kill. Yeah, babe, I' ma kill that.

[Mike]

Especially like the. He out of here. Yeah, especially in like the talking stages of things too. And you kind of want to really prove that you don't really like this other girl.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And she throws a girl really good looking. She's not even all that.

[Pat]

I literally immediately knew. Ladies, ladies, ladies, listen up. If your dude just ever come out the blue and just be like. And you didn't even bring her up like, I hate that girl. You wanna so bad.

[Mike]

Well, I wanted to at some point

[Pat]

and she hold him or something like that. So he just despised her. Like. Yeah, she ain't all that. She ain' like who we was just talking about juicing.

[Mike]

I don't know brought this up. I don't think, I don't think I've ever talked to my girl about another girl being ugly though.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I think I've said like this girl looks good.

[Pat]

But what I'm saying is I've done that before at like maybe like 2220.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah.

[Pat]

It's just very immature conversation. But I'm saying it still could possibly happen with. Without him actually meaning gorilla is. You know, I've been seeing like a lot of stuff like that. I don't like to compare women but like stop bringing up like, oh, Mariah, scientists look better Gorilla. Like stop pinning two women against each other.

[Mike]

It's about one guy.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's about just keep the attention on Thug right now. But I also think it's kind of. I, I would say it's kind of bogus to me that these calls are being leaked because people have different opinions about anything. And it was at a time like he probably thought he was going to spend his. The rest of his life in there or something like that. He just trying to pass time. So obviously some of the that he said is whack as yeah, I we all understand that but my main point of bringing that up is it just gonna is funny as he ain't said bro. It's like the smartest move in the world.

[Mike]

He started a run club. He literally my getting in shape commercials.

[Pat]

Yeah, he ignoring that, bro. Imagine yo, a bunch of gets leaked about you dissing all these people and stuff like that. And you go check the main who you hate. You check his page and then you like this just doing shit that ain't got nothing to do with my oh, I'm just start a run club. No, no, no, no, no. Respond to me talking shit about you.

[Mike]

Yeah, the thug stuff is interesting though. It's definitely the. I feel like it's the county releasing the.

[Pat]

It got to be some because it's

[Mike]

like, it's almost just like you want this, you want this battle, but you're not going to win the war because they know the way to get to people like that are. We're gonna, you know, disrupt your. Your street cred. We're gonna go at that. We're gonna make you look like you're a snitch. We're gonna make you do like that. So they know that's where. Because in. In the. In hindsight with everything else, if he's just like a normal civilian type of or didn't accuse gunna of snitching and all that, this doesn't really. I feel like this is a nothing. Like it's like, oh, this just talking.

[Pat]

That's what I. I saw. I recently saw this video. Make sure we get back to the thug stuff because it's a crazy way.

[Mike]

I know we segue to a segue to a segment. We got the Bill Bell check from genuine

[Pat]

but it was this cop video. This cop getting bullied by some guys he went to high school with. And it was basically calling him soft. Like, oh, you soft as. You soft as you a cop now? And they're just like. And he like, y' all don't know me. Y' all barely knew me in high school. Basically it was just like back and forth and like the reason I bring this point up is why don't you just say one of them talks to you privately and that ends everything. So if I'm a cop and five dudes coming to me talking, I just like, hey, yo, what's your name? Yeah, I remember you down at the station. We appreciate. We appreciate you coming out there. We appreciate the information that you give us to help this neighborhood. Like, I'm calling one of Y' all a snitch. And I'm walking away now. Y' all figure this, but. Yeah, but. But gonna. Not saying is very smart.

[Mike]

Baby getting thrown in there drop his album.

[Pat]

Who was little.

[Mike]

Little baby.

[Pat]

Yeah. I don't know what's going on with the music industry.

[Mike]

I think people are saying he didn't drop it because Justin Bieber dropped his deluxe Black Part two.

[Pat]

Yeah. I don't know what everybody's just dropping right now.

[Mike]

Everybody's fourth quarter. Wait till this also was the fourth quarter.

[Pat]

Yo, wait, wait.

[Mike]

Go ahead, Go ahead. No, no.

[Pat]

Okay. It's almost a fourth quarter. Okay. So I. I do. I do have something I want to say.

[Guest 1]

Go ahead.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

I do not believe that Michael Irvin is still doing coke.

[Mike]

Right.

[Pat]

But what I do believe is that he did so much coke that it never left his system. Like, there's no way, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Okay. I gave him a pass on, like, all the rants because I'm just, like, he just passionate. And then the one that took it over the edge was when he was on all fours last year at that football game, Miami football game. And then obviously, recently, which is dope. Some of his stories are dope. He recently had an interview with Shannon Sharp, which he was talking about, like, how he got in a fight and stabbed somebody in the neck with some scissors.

[Mike]

What the.

[Pat]

Like, almost killed his teammate. Like, football cowboys.

[Mike]

Like, I saw a lot of clips from that. That podcast. It was actually really entertaining from the clips. I didn't watch the whole thing yet, but there's a comment that was, like, the amount of times that Michael Irvin is touched, Shannon Sharp is alarming. No, like, he's just, like, a very, like, handsy talker.

[Pat]

Yeah. I don't. I was funny about Shannon Sharp because Shannon Sharp gets a lot of flack for some of his mannerisms and tendencies, and people like to question, like, whatsoever. Same thing with Michael Irvin. And that's because in America, it's rare to see, like, black men interact at that age on camera.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So a lot of people don't know, like, black men at that age. And they've been friends for a long time. They're really, really, like, grabby. Grabby. Like. Yeah, I'm telling you, bro, I did all this, and I did all that. Like, that's how black man. Especially, like, definitely a little coke, like, in the season.

[Mike]

Like, TV personalities, too. Like, I think he. I think he plays into the camera a little bit, too.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I definitely think. I think he sees that that's his brand. And I think he's smart, so I think he's. He's definitely playing, but he is a great storyteller. Yeah, I talk about, like, when he's telling those stories, he talk about the million dollar story. And yeah, he left the check there. Like, the. The dramatic pause. He, like, put the check there. He's like, and I left it right there.

[Delamo Manny]

Shannon.

[Pat]

Shannon's the perfect person to hype you up, too. That's a good com. That a great show. I will watch that show.

[Mike]

Yeah, I think Mike Irvin's good on tv. It was kind of messed up that you remember that he got kicked off of tv or it was an ESPN or something for a woman saying that she touched him inappropriately. And then security. They let him go, and security footage came out and was legit the opposite of what happened. Just like. So hopefully he. I think he's back on TV and doing his thing.

[Pat]

But yeah, a lot of old black athletes and news, I think, think. Was it Sean Camp? Sean Kemp had that. Someone stole his car, and then he tracked the person down and, like, shot at him. And he did, like, he was, like, facing a charge. Like, he almost went to prison because of that.

[Guest 1]

Damn.

[Pat]

Because he shot back at somebody that was, like, shooting at him.

[Mike]

This isn't tweet a week.

[Pat]

Okay. But soft, but okay.

[Mike]

It's not tweeting because I want to, like, about. So there was a. There was a tweet. Strict parenting really paid off. And then somebody, quote, retweeted or quoted it and said, I didn't realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people. And it's a true statement. Even to this day. But especially when I was a kid, there's just, like, those things that people would do. I think for me, it was respect for your elders type of thing. And I saw the way, like, a lot of kids talk to, like, the teachers and, like, that I'd be like, what? It's just, like, a crazy concept, but even on adult years, I feel like there's examples of that.

[Pat]

Something like. Just like, some social cues that people don't pick up on. Like, I know people that they can't finish the. The quick how are you? Conversation. They're walking by like, yo, what's up? Good, man. How are you? Good, good, good, good. How are you? Good. Have a good one. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, you'll say, yo, good. Yo, bro, how are you? They'd be like, good. And then keep walking, dude. You don't know how to. But you're not being rude. Know how to finish certain conversations and, like, they missing cues. Like something your parents taught you, and it was annoying when they taught you little stuff. That's why these dudes be doing bad with their girls. Like, they. They parents didn't teach them, like, simple stuff how to be a gentleman. I seen this dude walking with his girlfriend and his kids, and he pushed through the door, and, like, the. The girl had to stop the door from hitting the kids, and, like, she got the kids through, and he hopped in the car, and she put the kids in the car seat. I'm like, bro, like, do this feel good to you? My. Like, like, he let the door slam on little man and.

[Mike]

Oh, damn, you guys should get into Twitter weeks.

[Pat]

Okay. All right. This is a picture of Michael Jordan shout out to mj. Man, I'm not beefing with no billionaires.

[Gene]

I saw.

[Pat]

Before I say this, I saw a video. Mj, he was supporting Jalen Hurts, which is one of his athletes. And, like, they had the camera on him too long, and literally, as soon as he did this, the camera was off of that's how much power he had. But speaking of mj, somebody tweeted with apple juice eyes be scared.

[Mike]

No, that's. Some people have, like, sickle cell.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that is. No, I don't know everybody. I thought it was something else.

[Mike]

I know a lot. It's a cop. It was a common thing, too. Like, semi comment. I saw it a lot. People had sickle cell when I was in boarding school.

[Pat]

Okay, Okay. I believe, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

All right.

[Mike]

Somebody said I tried to just bring the. The mood down.

[Pat]

Yeah. The thing is, I die. Oh, John. It is jaundice, though. But not everybody got jaundice. Some of it is from John Liquor. All right, Someone just said, I just paid $400 for my daughter's speech therapy after insurance and still owe $366. I should have just let her keep talking like Daffy Duck. That's up. Okay, next one. We never asked Gene that question. Okay. Oh, the next one. Sorry. It's Facebook. My Facebook one. You know, Facebook get crazy. My cousin done got shot in my shirt. I ain't letting nobody wear else.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Pat]

No, I ain't gonna lie.

[Mike]

That's up, though. That's losing two things in one go.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying. And they gonna try to bury it. That's too crazy. He just got shot, man. He's still alive, though. I feel like shirt now. It better be a Balenciaga. They already had that hole in it.

[Mike]

I feel like that person's complaining about it.

[Pat]

That's part of the style with the blood drip.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, that be fire. Hey, bloody this up some old.

[Mike]

So it looks like the Balenciaga, then the White Prince, Lola bloodied up.

[Gene]

I did that before talking about John.

[Pat]

John got shot. What shirt he got on?

[Gene]

We was walking in the. In the George Floyd protest, and I put, like, blood stains on my shirts.

[Pat]

I swear. Nobody holding a gun to your head. Who the made you say that?

[Guest 1]

What the.

[Gene]

Hey, man, you gotta, you know, be

[Pat]

a part of the. Part of the crowd.

[Gene]

Make a statement.

[Mike]

That's like. That's like PETA. What question are you talking about?

[Pat]

What was that? Why did you say that?

[Gene]

I had, man, just memories, you know,

[Mike]

real emo.

[Gene]

No, it was a protest.

[Mike]

I get it. I get it, okay?

[Gene]

My stance as a black man in the community.

[Mike]

Okay?

[Pat]

Explain this. Explain your purpose.

[Gene]

So we had the Black Lives Matter shirt and obviously was, you know, was dealing with some, you know, police brutality going on in America.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Gene]

So I decided to put blood stains on my shirt to symbolize the pain, the wounds that need healing in our community.

[Pat]

Yeah, I don't know what's worth it. This or them crumping in front of the police. It's the same energy

[Mike]

used to be

[Gene]

doing when protests happen.

[Pat]

No, them was crapping in front of police, bro. Should have been a hot bean bag right to the chest. I swear, if I was the cop, I'd be like, stop that. I'd have maced them, dog. Now do the worm. All right, Somebody asked, can the dentist really tell if you've been sucking dick?

[Mike]

What? How can anybody tell?

[Pat]

Huh? I'm just saying, can a dentist tell?

[Mike]

Dtp. Oh, dsl. Sorry, what?

[Delamo Manny]

Cte.

[Gene]

Ain't that like a disturbing the peace

[Pat]

used to be? Honestly thought that was gonna be the Goat. Ain't that crazy?

[Mike]

I think he's the goat.

[Pat]

No, he is a goat. But I thought he was gonna be like. Like when people talk about Jay Z, and I thought that was.

[Mike]

I think the style of rap changed so much because he was like. Like the same cadence that how Bow Wow rapped.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, it wouldn't be popular right now just because it's like. Like it's just a different cadence.

[Pat]

It's very outdated.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's different.

[Pat]

It's very. I wouldn't say it's like brain dead, but it's, like, very, like, simple.

[Mike]

Like, it's very literal.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. And I'M gonna move like a truck.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, well, trucks do move, I guess.

[Pat]

The bar is not going over anybody's head. It's coming right at your bird. It's coming at your kneecaps. All right, last one. Your favorite Disney pr. Your favorite Disney princess. Says a lot about you, actually. And somebody replied, what that say about me? Oh, no, this. I can't even say this one. This one's so evil.

[Mike]

Come on, you're gonna have to say it. No, no, no, no. Let me see. Why is he going. Why would Jalen car be going to hell?

[Pat]

No, no, no, no.

[Guest 3]

Chill.

[Pat]

Because it's the teammates.

[Guest 4]

Anything.

[Pat]

You don't even know it was something that happened in college.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, oh, insider.

[Mike]

Okay, last one just brought an insider tweet.

[Delamo Manny]

No, no, no. What the.

[Pat]

My fault, y'. All. I had to, you know, make sure because, you know, we both own 50 of the business. I gotta make sure if you want to get canceled with me or. Oh, we're not getting canceled this week. Okay, Bet. Okay, last one, because it's gonna lead to a conversation. I put this on my story today. Some dude tweeted, how do you talk to a girl at a gym? And somebody, quote, tweeted it and said, you don't. And I think, like, that's the best answer to that. Like, you don't talk to a girl at the gym.

[Mike]

Why?

[Pat]

First. First.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

Okay.

[Pat]

With. No. Like, obviously, like, if a girl come up to you and you talk about. I ain't talking to you. Like, you weird little.

[Delamo Manny]

He.

[Mike]

Zip your lips and shit. Oh, yeah, that. That might lead.

[Pat]

I am a fitness. Do your workout girl.

[Mike]

But that also might lead to, like, what you're talking about earlier, about people not having those social cues. Yep. So, like, sometimes they might think, oh, this girl was staring at me. And she could be looking, like, completely past you. Right. So in that situation, you'd be like, oh, she was smiling at me. So let me. Like that. Then leaves the window to start a conversation.

[Pat]

They'd be like, oh, this girl was looking at me at the gym, bro, when I was squatting. Like, yeah, that's because your back was bent forward. She was looking at your posture. She's probably like, I feel like people

[Mike]

also don't realize that people look at people at the gym. If I see somebody doing an exercise in the corner of my eye, I might glare over there to see what that person's doing. I'm back in the back. It's just like normal humans. They. Your eyes move and wander throughout your Space that you're in and trying to say, especially if somebody's behind me. Yeah, I'm definitely turning around like, all right, let me see what this person is doing.

[Pat]

People don't. I think people who people watch don't realize that they're being People watch also.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

I hate people that think they're the top. People watch like, man, I'll be putting my glasses on, bro, and I see everything and there's somebody looking at your dumbass. They like, look at that dumbass dude in glasses just looking around everywhere like they see you too. My like. But I'm.

[Mike]

I. I have done some ultimate. I've done some ultimate. People watching. Especially when the party's downstairs and you're on the balcony. I. People watch like I'm Batman.

[Pat]

When do you do that? In college.

[Mike]

There's place. There's like places like Halloween party lucid we went to. Nobody could see.

[Pat]

Oh, you talking about women in the section.

[Mike]

Section.

[Pat]

Yeah, but if you in a section, just know you a fish. Are you a fish in a fishbowl? Like, I literally went.

[Mike]

Or are the people in the section with me people watching?

[Pat]

See, that's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

But there's still. There's been other times too, just like concerts and like that. It's like, oh, I got this one space and I'm staring at people.

[Pat]

But they see you too, bro. And I.

[Mike]

People watch in the morning. Like, I wake up early, so sometimes I'm staring out my window and nobody else is watching the window.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

At five o' clock in the morning,

[Pat]

that's literally what people watch. If you're on the top floor and you're watching people, technically only person that can see you is the other person on the top floor. There's only one person you got to check in with.

[Mike]

I also too. I like. I like to. When things are going on in the apartment because we have this little long thing. Sometimes I just peek out there and see what. What everybody's doing. You gotta. You gotta analyze the environment. Like, oh, this person. Because there's people that overuse the apartment amenities. Like this thing is down here grilling every day like he got his own chairs down there.

[Pat]

But when you. The up part about it is there's nothing more offensive than somebody people watching you a little bit too hard. So I let this Do Mike convince me allegedly to smoke weed the first day I moved in my apartment on my balcony. And I don't know if my. I have an Asian neighbor that lives. That lives across. It was cbd. I have an Asian neighbor that lives across from me. And he started recording me and Mike smoking.

[Mike]

So I don't know why I was smoking.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Mike]

I wasn't smoking.

[Pat]

No, you was definitely.

[Mike]

Okay, go ahead.

[Pat]

Mike was snorting, but he started recording us. And I don't know if he was recording us because he thought we broke into the place because nobody had lived there. I was like one of the first people in that building. Or was he recording us smoking? And like, the dude, he was going out his way. He even tried to go downstairs to get a better angle. Mind you, he don't know me and Mike could see every movie. Yeah, like we're looking directly at this

[Mike]

because I was out. I was on the balcony. And then also he's a. He was working and the light turned. Yeah, his flash turned on and he did like, he did like the old, like, oh, put it down like that. That to cover the light. That's when I was like, oh, he was recording.

[Pat]

And then he.

[Mike]

I was like, you know, usually after that happens, you get caught like that. He's like, all right, you're done. You give up? No, he came back, he said, oh, let me just turn my flash on. And now they won't know what the I'm doing. And they just had his phone like this. Like he's scrolling on him. Like, bro, what the. I'm like, pat, I think this dude's recording us.

[Pat]

Then he, like. Then he walked downstairs to get a better angle. And only thing that stopped him was his scary ass. Saw two kids arguing, so he went back upstairs. Like two 14 year olds arguing, so he went back upstairs. We in the Bird Herbs.

[Delamo Manny]

So.

[Pat]

So now what I do with him, I be always get revenge on him. I literally, every time I open my blinds and I see he's looking outside, enjoying his day, I put my phone up and I record him. I got like 10 videos. And sometimes on Sundays I shadow box naked. But yeah, my. I'm king of the neighborhood. I'm like, I'll do that, but no shout out to the whole ass. I don't really with dog. And he keep his lights on all night. I don't know what type of he got going on though. But I'm moving out soon and I got a surprise for him.

[Mike]

We have to get to some listener callers. Oh, actually, we gotta introduce who you're gonna see in. Listen, sorry, our boy came through.

[Pat]

Yeah, our boy Manny came through. A lot of you see him as Del Amo Manny on Instagram, but I want to make sure Del Amo de Lamo is like, where he's from, and his name is Manny Dope comedian, stand up. He has a lot. I'm sure you probably saw his Instagram. Yeah, obviously, we got a real dope segue coming for y'.

[Delamo Manny]

All.

[Mike]

So I was gonna go to listener callers. He's gonna be. Just. Because you're gonna see another person there, and then it'll go into our podcast, our end of the podcast with him. So, yeah, it's funny with the listener with the podcast, sometimes you got to kind of walk your audience through the. The experience they're about to go through. Yeah. But it makes it seem like we're talking through it. I'm just saying, though, don't say that, bro.

[Pat]

I'm not talking to nobody through nothing, man.

[Delamo Manny]

No.

[Mike]

Yeah. Especially after that last call. Yeah. Demon. Demon. Demon. Demon. Demon.

[Pat]

You just made him buzz. He just buzzed.

[Guest 3]

That's all.

[Mike]

He needs their colors.

[Pat]

He's been edging for 222 episodes. He said, finally.

[Guest 2]

Yo, yo, Y' all can hear me?

[Mike]

Yeah. This.

[Pat]

Who is this?

[Guest 2]

It's that. What's the word? I'm just playing now.

[Pat]

I'm just. That's this thing that you said. It's making me.

[Mike]

I just want you guys to say you sound like Riley from Boondock.

[Guest 2]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, get to the question, guys.

[Pat]

But which way? I just want to make sure that we talking to you correctly.

[Guest 2]

What you mean?

[Delamo Manny]

What are your preferred pronouns?

[Guest 2]

Pat. Don't. Don't piss me off.

[Mike]

That was my friend, man.

[Guest 2]

Who was that?

[Mike]

That was our friend Manny.

[Guest 2]

Ah. Nah. I'm a woman. My.

[Guest 3]

A woman.

[Pat]

Still not convinced? Not black.

[Guest 2]

Okay.

[Guest 3]

No, no, no.

[Guest 2]

No question. What's your pronouns? Pat.

[Pat]

That. No.

[Gene]

All right.

[Guest 2]

Used to be fat.

[Pat]

Okay, okay. I didn't used to be fat, though. I don't know why. People. People. What people get from that? I guess I was a little chubby, though.

[Guest 2]

I. You feel me? I ain't go body saying nobody.

[Pat]

How much you. How much you weigh?

[Mike]

Little.

[Pat]

Okay, little.

[Guest 2]

I'm like 130.

[Pat]

130.

[Guest 2]

How much you weigh?

[Guest 4]

Big.

[Pat]

I'm like 220 right now.

[Guest 2]

Damn.

[Guest 3]

I'm.

[Pat]

That's. You know, that's like. That's like my. Explain you something.

[Guest 2]

How tall are you?

[Pat]

Six foot.

[Guest 2]

All right, that ain't bad. That ain't bad.

[Pat]

How tall are you?

[Guest 2]

You said that's muscle. You said, how tall am I, bro?

[Mike]

I took Western. There's a dating profile.

[Pat]

What's going on here? I think we got the same interest.

[Delamo Manny]

How much protein you eat a day.

[Guest 2]

I think I get to the question.

[Pat]

You more of a wingman than dating show, right? I got a question for you.

[Guest 2]

Okay. All right. What's the question, man?

[Pat]

Going after the same thing.

[Mike]

Wing bang.

[Guest 2]

Oh, Jesus.

[Pat]

Jesus Christ. All right, what's something you believe that usually gets you into arguments?

[Guest 2]

I can cheat. Can't say what like, I can cheat on my girl, but she can't cheat on me.

[Pat]

What do you mean?

[Guest 2]

So nobody agrees.

[Pat]

How do you. No, how do you. Absolutely not. Especially not on camera. What the.

[Guest 2]

I'm not on camera.

[Guest 3]

Oh, you.

[Guest 2]

You right. You right. You right. Don't agree to that, bruh. Don't agree.

[Pat]

I mean, I don't agree with it at all, but, like, what situation. Have you cheated on your girlfriend before?

[Guest 2]

I only cheat when I get cheated on. So now it's like, I'd have been cheated on, so now I gotta get the first. Like, this next one I'm talking to, she gonna get got for sure.

[Pat]

Wait, you were already planning on cheating on her?

[Mike]

Premeditated cheating. That's crazy.

[Guest 3]

Yeah, bro.

[Guest 2]

Like, she didn't. She don't. Like, strike two right now. And I don't really want to give her up because I fuck with her. So I'm feeling like, you know, give me a little side thing. She can satisfy me in a way that she. Not until she get her act right and she don't. I'm a. I'm a respectful one, though. You're not gonna find out. I ain't gonna embarrass you. It's gonna be on some chill a respect.

[Delamo Manny]

What were the first two strikes?

[Guest 2]

What were the first two strikes? Man, she. She ain't tell her homie that, like, how she felt me. Like, she slight downplayed to her people how she was fucking with me, but she on my phone like she in love type shit. So I'm just like, all right. Like, you ain't gonna tell them people that. Then I'm gonna act like I don't know your ass.

[Pat]

Right, Right.

[Guest 2]

I'm gonna act like I'm single as fuck.

[Pat]

Okay, strike two.

[Guest 2]

Strike two, Strike two. She just like to argue, and I don't do that. And if I don't want to argue with her, she said, I don't care about her, and I don't got time for the crying and the games. Like, I got to do, like, cheat, so.

[Guest 3]

Exactly.

[Guest 2]

You feel me? It's on my mind that don't cry, and I'm gonna deal with them. And then when you crying at night, I Comfort you at night. Like I'll be that shoulder to cry on at night, but I'm not dealing with that through the day. I got homework.

[Pat]

Okay, okay. Scenario. Scenario.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

Me and you going out to the club.

[Guest 3]

Oh, my gosh, bruh.

[Pat]

What are you wearing?

[Guest 2]

How about this, Pat? You going to brunch with a shorty? What the are you wearing?

[Pat]

The I got on right now? A little black hoodie. What's these called? Raspberry Hill pants. What's these boots called? PDF Boots. PDX boots.

[Guest 2]

Black, pretty little slice.

[Pat]

Shit. Better than the jerseys you be wearing, but better.

[Delamo Manny]

She dressed like the Brat right now.

[Guest 2]

I doubt that one. I doubt that one. You said. I went.

[Guest 3]

What the fuck did he say?

[Guest 2]

Nah, drop your nuts. Say that shit again.

[Delamo Manny]

I said you dress like the Brat right now.

[Guest 2]

Oh, you got me so fucked up, boy. I been let the bandanas go.

[Mike]

Also, you used to wear

[Guest 2]

when I was in like sixth grade.

[Pat]

Okay, you talking about strap my nuts on?

[Guest 2]

No, I said drop your nuts.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, yeah, that part you said. What I got. I got a question. Has your girl. Is your girl, like, do she mess with girls and dudes or just girls?

[Guest 2]

Nah, if I find out she messing with, she not gonna make it up.

[Delamo Manny]

Okay, I was just wondering. Oh, that's okay, because that's an added component to the cheetah.

[Pat]

I ain't think about that, you know.

[Guest 2]

What you mean?

[Delamo Manny]

Well, because you said she got two strikes, right?

[Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

O two counts. She looking for some balls, you feel me?

[Guest 2]

Nah, she was looking for some of that. She would have hit the electric chair by now, I ain't gonna lie.

[Mike]

Is it worse, though?

[Pat]

That was so crazy. So crazy, so

[Guest 2]

crazy.

[Pat]

I was like, where the is he going? What the she looking for? She definitely needs some balls. She need two pair.

[Guest 2]

She needs to hold two pair.

[Mike]

What was I gonna ask? I forgot. I was trying to.

[Guest 2]

Jesus knows.

[Mike]

What was I gonna ask? What was I gonna ask?

[Pat]

If you had a choice between Jordan Elevens and Doc Martens?

[Guest 2]

What question is that?

[Mike]

So with your. With your girl, right? So is it. Is it more worse if she cheats on. I said more or worse? Is it worse if she cheats on a guy than a girl she's with Chase with?

[Guest 2]

If she cheats on me with a guy, either way, she got something coming to her. But yes, I feel like that's overly disrespectful because I done by girls before. Like, it's not like. Like I don't want too much discriminate, but I'm not gonna Kiss you. I'm not gonna tend to you. For real. So you telling me you gay? And. And then I found out you was on your knees for 10 nights. Like, we got problems. She.

[Pat]

She heterophobic.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Guest 2]

If I see a straight couple kissing, I might just slap their ass.

[Pat]

Yeah, she heterophobic.

[Guest 2]

Out my face.

[Pat]

She's not buying.

[Guest 2]

You said what?

[Mike]

Because she don't hate.

[Guest 2]

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Pat]

She do hate. She hates straight couples.

[Mike]

She don't like bi couples.

[Pat]

No, she. No, she hates straight couples.

[Guest 2]

I just hate. I just don't like fake gay women. Like, okay. All that little experiment. Oh, if I was gay, I'd be gay for you. Go find somebody else to play with.

[Pat]

Right.

[Guest 2]

You gotta stay out of laugh. Right? Back up.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk that.

[Guest 2]

Okay.

[Pat]

No, no, no. I appreciate you. We gotta get you on the show more. We. We might have this get you a dating show.

[Guest 2]

A date? Yeah. Yeah. Let's find the next I'm cheating on for sure.

[Pat]

He got you.

[Guest 2]

All right, y' all be smooth.

[Mike]

You too.

[Guest 1]

Yo.

[Mike]

Hello.

[Pat]

Yo, yo, yo.

[Mike]

You good?

[Guest 3]

Can y' all hear me? Yeah, no, no. Sorry, I just woke up. That's all.

[Delamo Manny]

We could tell.

[Mike]

All right. I got a question for you, bro.

[Guest 2]

All right.

[Mike]

All right. What's something you believe that usually gets you into an argument?

[Guest 3]

That people who join the military, literally, like, dudes do that, and it's the same as girls starting in only fans. Because, like, when you have no option, you don't know what to do with your life.

[Guest 2]

Life.

[Guest 3]

You, like, usually pick. The worst thing is joining the military.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I think I want to say there's, like, one huge difference.

[Guest 3]

Wait, what's the difference? Because I think starting only fans is a better life path.

[Pat]

I mean, like, they're. They're fighting for our country. What you do for a living, that.

[Guest 3]

That doesn't matter. But, like, they're fighting in this situation.

[Pat]

It really does matter what you do for a living.

[Guest 3]

I work at a restaurant.

[Pat]

Yes. The military needs you.

[Delamo Manny]

Thank you for your service.

[Guest 3]

I promise I would start an only fans before I joined the military.

[Pat]

See, that's your problem now, man. Men used to hunt.

[Guest 3]

It doesn't matter. You're joining the military. You're risking your life for, like, a shitty car, like, no money, your wife's gonna cheat on you. Like, if you just started only fans, at least you're. At least you're gonna be making a decent living.

[Mike]

It's like work from home.

[Pat]

Yeah, he's talking about. He's talking about Two careers he doesn't have. I'd rather have his career than this career.

[Delamo Manny]

I'll never go to NBA. I'd rather be an accurate.

[Guest 3]

But they accept anybody into the military.

[Mike]

I don't care, bro.

[Guest 3]

Like, literally anybody.

[Pat]

I'd rather have Meg the Stallion, bro, over Beyonce.

[Gene]

Meg the St.

[Pat]

I rather have Meg, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

Like, I've seen people become president from the military. They ain't never done that from. Only fans. Not yet a Bonnie blue ticket.

[Guest 3]

Okay, I'm talking more about Marines. Marines are like, why would you do that? Out of all the possible things, why.

[Mike]

Why Marines in particular?

[Guest 3]

Because, like, you're just on the front lines. You could have been to the Air Force. You could have done something, like, productive, but they just give you a gun and you just go, like, to the desert. Like, that's crazy.

[Pat]

It's crazy. It's crazy. What we can discover from one. What you call from, like, from a person. Now we for sure know he's broke.

[Mike]

He.

[Pat]

He's soft as fuck.

[Mike]

He's on the front line, too.

[Pat]

He don't.

[Delamo Manny]

You don't want to be on the front line.

[Pat]

Oh, we're gonna do something that's not as.

[Mike]

With no frontline line cook or dishwasher.

[Pat]

Yeah. What you do at the restaurant?

[Guest 3]

Hell, no, I am not in the. In the kitchen.

[Pat]

What you do?

[Guest 3]

I'm a server.

[Pat]

You server? Oh, you're not even lieutenant at the restaurant. You did. That's what you. You front line.

[Guest 3]

No, but I knew. I knew a girl that was in the military, and she had a house at 18. She's like, yeah, I got this, cuz I'm in the military. I'm like. Like, that is not adding up. What do you mean? She's like, no, I have a little, like, side business, too. And then come to find out she had only fans. I'm like, okay, that's why you have the house. Not because you're in the middle.

[Mike]

You were hating that hard. Damn.

[Pat]

So, like, how old are you?

[Guest 3]

22, man.

[Mike]

You.

[Pat]

Hey, I would say, like, you too young, but I feel like at 22, I wasn't this dumb.

[Mike]

Dumb.

[Pat]

I feel like I was, like, a little bit further along, but I could be wrong.

[Guest 3]

No, you're not dumb because you're not in the military.

[Mike]

Like, oh, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

All right, bro.

[Mike]

Go back to sleep, man.

[Delamo Manny]

What restaurant? What restaurant is this, bro?

[Pat]

Yo, ask him that question, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

What restaurant?

[Guest 3]

No, I don't. I don't want to dox myself. It's like a very.

[Pat]

Okay, what time you get off of Work. That's what I want to ask.

[Guest 3]

Like 1am Got off at 1am what time?

[Pat]

What time zone you in?

[Guest 3]

East Florida. I just woke up.

[Delamo Manny]

You've answered so many questions. Florida.

[Mike]

Oh, dang.

[Pat]

It's literally 1pm yeah, this dude's a bum, bro.

[Mike]

He said he got off. What time you go to bed then? Three.

[Guest 3]

Three, like six.

[Mike]

Damn. What the you doing?

[Pat]

You got home, he was vamping.

[Delamo Manny]

Young.

[Pat]

Young. Oh, he bad.

[Guest 1]

The third party.

[Guest 2]

Hola.

[Mike]

Hello.

[Pat]

Is that a tv?

[Guest 2]

What?

[Pat]

Is that you?

[Mike]

Oh, that's her.

[Guest 4]

No, it's, it's. No, it's a zoom meeting.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, you know, I thought your phone was off or you were in jail. No, no, I'm just playing.

[Guest 4]

Oh, you guys bail me out.

[Pat]

It depends on what you did though.

[Mike]

It is. It does that.

[Pat]

Oh, I got you selling.

[Mike]

I got a question for you. Sound like you in something.

[Pat]

Yeah, Mike,

[Mike]

what's something you believe that usually gets you into an argument?

[Guest 4]

My emotions. I am so emotional. I'm an emotional mommy. Like everything is emotional based and then the logic kicks in like a day later.

[Pat]

A day.

[Guest 4]

I need a 24 hour processing time.

[Mike]

At least she acknowledges it.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, she's very self aware.

[Guest 4]

Exactly.

[Pat]

Not only that, just.

[Guest 4]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Just because somebody's self aware about something, you don't get.

[Mike]

Yeah, they keep doing it. I think it makes it worse when you're like, I know I'm hurting you.

[Pat]

I know I'm spazzing out right now. Tomorrow, I'll be okay. But you what the.

[Guest 4]

See, I knew. I knew Pat was going to disagree with me and I knew Mike was going to be on my side.

[Delamo Manny]

What is, you know, what is like a recent example of maybe your emotions getting the best of you over your logic, if you have one.

[Guest 4]

So my man's ex hit him up and it pissed me off. So I took a screenshot of me and him, sent it to her, and I'm like, yeah, this is why he's ignoring you. And it was my emotions getting the best of me. He's like, I ignore her because I don't care about what she says.

[Mike]

What was she texting him about?

[Guest 4]

Checking on him, making sure he's okay.

[Delamo Manny]

I'm coming on your side.

[Pat]

I will say me.

[Guest 4]

It's been two years.

[Pat]

I will say she gets an award for that because she won. She made it into your household where he, he kind of blocked her at the door. You opened the door, invited her in, and then beat her up. You know what I'm saying? But you let her in the house and Stuff like that. So I will. I. I still think she won that. But I get what you said.

[Guest 4]

Damn.

[Pat]

Yeah, she definitely won.

[Guest 1]

She made y'.

[Guest 2]

All.

[Pat]

I bet you I was talking about it at night, and.

[Mike]

But why was she so comfortable to do that? That. Did you ever investigate that?

[Guest 4]

He opened up that. Yup. And I told him, I said, you made it her comfortable to feel like she should still text you.

[Pat]

How long. How long ago was that relationship?

[Guest 4]

Two years ago.

[Pat]

And how long y' all been together?

[Guest 4]

Two years.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Delamo Manny]

Wait, the math on that is

[Guest 4]

it's like a couple months apart. Of course, you know, like a month or two.

[Mike]

He got back in the game that quick?

[Pat]

Oh, he moved on quick.

[Guest 4]

That quick.

[Mike]

That means you might have been in the picture already.

[Pat]

Y' all knew each other?

[Guest 4]

No.

[Mike]

Y' all never knew each other?

[Guest 4]

No. Nope. Didn't know each other at all.

[Pat]

How y' all meet?

[Guest 4]

Through a friend. We went on a hike, and then, you know, he was feeling me, so he hit me up after, like, hey, I snuck some pictures of you. And they were pretty cool pictures. And then we kind of just kicked it off from there.

[Pat]

They could send you five pictures of the back of your.

[Guest 2]

Hell yeah.

[Guest 4]

Literally.

[Pat]

Okay, what's the next question I was gonna ask? How long was that last relationship that he was in and why did that relationship end?

[Guest 4]

Like, roughly, like, a year and some change. And she made, like, false promises they were gonna move in and stuff, and then she lied.

[Guest 2]

Oh.

[Pat]

Like she had commitment issues or something.

[Guest 4]

Yeah, because she probably stole her baby daddy.

[Mike]

The plot thickens.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Delamo Manny]

This ain't a love triangle. It's a love pyramid, everybody, at this point.

[Pat]

So he was a stepdad, like, Trapped

[Mike]

in the Closet series.

[Guest 4]

He still is.

[Pat]

Wait, what you mean. Oh, so you got a kid, too?

[Guest 4]

Yes, we both do.

[Pat]

Wait, who he got a kid with?

[Guest 3]

That's not that far.

[Guest 4]

A different baby mama. His kid's.

[Delamo Manny]

Wait, y' all got a family forest?

[Guest 2]

Yes.

[Guest 1]

Damn.

[Pat]

This. This damn near half the city.

[Guest 4]

But there's no beef with that. Like, we're all great. Like, the baby mother and me, we're cool as. Like, we talk on a regular basis.

[Pat]

Is that her only kid with. No, she got another baby with him.

[Guest 4]

Yes.

[Guest 2]

Yes.

[Guest 4]

She's married, so it's another baby daddy

[Pat]

connected to all that, too.

[Guest 4]

But you know what?

[Pat]

Do your baby daddy drama. Your baby daddy got another baby?

[Guest 4]

Yes.

[Pat]

Oh, my God. This is like.

[Mike]

This never ended.

[Pat]

It never ends.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

All y' all kids.

[Guest 4]

Baby mother got baby. Got kids, too? No, Everyone lives separate.

[Pat]

Yeah, we all are like an hour apart. If you reach me, it's me. Everybody

[Mike]

N one of them be. That'd be crazy.

[Pat]

Nah, that never ends ending, man. This crazy.

[Guest 4]

Yeah, the family tree is crazy work.

[Pat]

All right, it's time for you to get back to that meeting. It sound like they saying your name. It sure is.

[Guest 4]

It sure is. Thank you, guys.

[Gene]

Have a good one.

[Delamo Manny]

You have a good one.

[Guest 4]

You too.

[Delamo Manny]

Somebody's driving.

[Pat]

Yeah, tell a pilot, roll up the windows.

[Mike]

Yo.

[Guest 1]

Yo, what's up?

[Mike]

What up, man? How's it going?

[Guest 2]

Good.

[Guest 1]

How are you guys?

[Mike]

Pretty good. Pretty good. I got a question for you. What's something you believe? What's something you believe? That usually gets you into an argument?

[Guest 1]

All right. Just to set the scene a little bit.

[Pat]

Nice.

[Guest 1]

I live in a predominantly white and racist and homophobic part of America.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Guest 1]

And I have gotten in arguments with my co workers about whether or not it's okay to say the n word in 2025.

[Pat]

Like. Like negligence or something.

[Guest 1]

Yeah, okay, sure. I mean, I've heard that one, actually.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Guest 1]

But anyway, no, they were openly, like, any. Anybody, especially in, like, sports, because they're, like, big football fans and stuff. Like, I think it's just a jealousy type thing, but, like. Oh, yeah, it, man. I can't even, like, I can't even give you examples there because I am also white.

[Pat]

So I don't want you to give me an example.

[Delamo Manny]

I hate to do it.

[Guest 1]

I'm just trying to explain, like, how they're being racist, but, like, I can't

[Pat]

really, you know, away from you. But I'll something. It sounds like. Yeah, it's okay, man. You could, like, relax a little bit. It's not like you're gonna accidentally say it or something.

[Delamo Manny]

It's not contagious.

[Pat]

You're like, you know.

[Guest 1]

Well, it's more that, like, I.

[Pat]

Are they.

[Guest 1]

I'm. I'm scared you guys are going to get the wrong impression.

[Guest 4]

Right.

[Guest 1]

Because I don't know, just about just

[Pat]

by you calling and saying, it says a lot about you, though.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? You know, I'm saying a lot of people just are silent.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Guest 1]

I mean.

[Pat]

And just would join in. You know what I'm saying? You could have joined in a couple times and just been like, man, you know what?

[Guest 4]

This is wrong.

[Delamo Manny]

Especially after the election.

[Guest 1]

It's crazy because, like, the way I was raised, my parents never told me that. This is not something you say. Like, that's the crazy part. And, like, there are kids growing up today that just are hearing this stuff. And, you know, that's just the way they're raised. And it's kind of crazy.

[Mike]

There's no black people where you work at?

[Guest 1]

Not where I work. I. I had one black friend at one point in my life, and he was, like, the one black guy I've known my whole life.

[Pat]

What was his name?

[Guest 1]

Why? Huh? Why?

[Mike]

You said why?

[Pat]

His name was.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, he said why?

[Guest 1]

No, no, I'm asking why you're asking his name.

[Pat]

Just his first name. I just want to see if he had a black name for comedic purposes.

[Guest 1]

Oh, Kendall.

[Pat]

Kendall.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That's pretty black.

[Mike]

Kendall's black.

[Guest 1]

Although he was adopted. He was adopted by. By white folks.

[Mike]

It clocks. Yeah.

[Guest 1]

And I think they may have gave

[Mike]

him that name Kendall, just like everybody else in America.

[Pat]

No, that's good, man. I don't. You know what I'm saying? Just for your safety, I don't think you should tell them to stop. It might, like, they might beat the. Out of you, you know, just stay out of.

[Guest 2]

No, for real.

[Guest 1]

No. I try to be respectful of everybody, but I just. It is kind of a crazy concept because, like, once I grew up and started, I guess, culturing myself more or just, like, getting out more and like, oh, this is something that's actually, like, offensive. But, like, you go back home and it's like, oh, they sure don't think so.

[Mike]

Also, you. You really never knew it was offensive, but you just never said it.

[Guest 1]

I'm not gonna lie to you. I definitely have said it. Growing up, I just kind of grew up and then, like, realized that, oh, this is not something I should be doing.

[Pat]

He grew up.

[Guest 1]

He's like, I'm not gonna lie to you.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, but who are y' all calling the N word, though? Like, where you guys.

[Guest 1]

Oh, it'll be just random people walking down the street. Did you see this? There's this viral tick tock going around right now from, like, my area of, like, these Amish girls walking by a group of black guys, and they're filming them. And they must have pissed him off somehow because, like, the one girl just, like, yells it. Like, she put emotion into, like, the hard R. Like, it.

[Pat]

It crazy.

[Guest 1]

It was crazy.

[Pat]

I thought that was cool.

[Guest 1]

And they don't think anything of it.

[Delamo Manny]

They probably don't know we stopped saying that. That's why 1864 rules. They like, yeah,

[Pat]

Do free.

[Guest 1]

Well, hey, it is. It's the people that are still. It's the people that are still driving horse and buggies. And, like, I live in that Part of like, of the world Update yet

[Pat]

now he left it. He started watching Lamar Jackson highlights. Like, maybe they not that bad, man.

[Delamo Manny]

Bro, this dude work at the average Cracker Barrel?

[Mike]

They must have been. Were they mad in your town about the. The logo change

[Guest 1]

for the commanders?

[Mike]

No, for the. The. That too. But the. The Crack and barrel, they changed their. Their logo.

[Guest 1]

Oh, I didn't know they changed it. Oh. Oh, like. Oh, they think it's. It's. It's stupid. They're like. That's actually taken away from. From their heritage. He'd a type to the same thing with like. Like Aunt Jemima. Remember when they took the. The auntie off the. The syrup that, like, for some reason, that really offended them too.

[Pat]

That's crazy. You're the type of dude to drive to the clan meeting, but say, I'm gonna just stay in the car.

[Delamo Manny]

Y

[Pat]

know, when it's over, man, I'mma be right here in sync.

[Mike]

All right, bro, you going?

[Guest 1]

Hey, man, I just want to say I appreciate your podcast, guys.

[Pat]

Yeah, don't show.

[Guest 1]

I really enjoy it, so.

[Pat]

I will.

[Gene]

I will.

[Guest 3]

I can't keep that to see yourself, man.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one.

[Guest 1]

All right, bye.

[Guest 3]

Hello?

[Mike]

Damn, he looks.

[Pat]

Yo, what's it my fault? Yo, we got. We got a question for you.

[Guest 1]

All right.

[Pat]

What's something you believe that usually gets you into arguments?

[Guest 3]

Now, I was telling y' all that football. Oh, my gosh. I'll. I'll start screaming. Y' all see that Dallas. That Dallas game last night?

[Pat]

Yeah, what about it?

[Guest 3]

Oh, my God. CD Lamb is a prima donna. How are you gonna be mad that I'm. Look, I'm getting hot already. How are you gonna be mad? You dropping the ball four times. You get paid $120 million to do that. I'll give a. If you had 100 receiver yards, catch the ball with the big time moments. You a big time player. Get that big bag. Like, what the are you doing?

[Mike]

I used to play.

[Guest 3]

I used to play college ball, and I'm sitting here calling this out before they even do it. Like, I play D3. What the. All right, you're in the NFL. Like, what are we doing? You got the Mike linebacker falling for a Jalen Hessey. Jalen hurts hesi to the outside. You have an outside linebacker with outside containment. Why the do you give about that? How the do you fall for that? That's just ridiculous. Like I said, I played D3. I play D3.

[Mike]

And he thinks our NFL making $50 million.

[Guest 3]

Come on, bro.

[Pat]

You A Cowboys.

[Guest 3]

I'm not even a Cowboys fan. I understand it now.

[Mike]

Your question was valid then.

[Guest 3]

I had money on that game. 25 to win 725.

[Mike]

What was. What was. What was the. What you bet on?

[Pat]

I bet on that Cowboys game.

[Guest 3]

25 to win 725. This CD land needed one touchdown.

[Mike]

So is it your. Isn't it your fault for believing CD Lamb was going to score a touchdown then?

[Guest 3]

Yeah, that definitely is my fault. He's on the do not bet list along with Sam Darnold's dumbass.

[Pat]

Okay. Oh, what you got to say about Sam Darnold,

[Guest 1]

man?

[Guest 3]

A great quarterback, but he can't. He can't finish in the big time moments. Can't do it.

[Delamo Manny]

CD Lamb had.

[Guest 3]

I don't give a. If CD Lam had 100 attendance.

[Mike]

I'm looking this way.

[Delamo Manny]

Had a fantastic game.

[Pat]

A really good game.

[Delamo Manny]

I played D3.

[Pat]

What school you go to?

[Guest 3]

Oh, right now I go to Prairie View, but I was playing ball at Howard Payne University.

[Pat]

Sound like a law firm.

[Guest 3]

That shit's in the middle of nowhere.

[Mike]

Do not go there.

[Guest 3]

It's racist as.

[Pat]

Nah, that's crazy. What position you play?

[Guest 3]

I was playing offensive line.

[Pat]

Offensive line?

[Guest 3]

Yeah. Slim down. That sucks, bro. You gotta be fat. As I was 290. I'm 230 now.

[Pat]

230.

[Gene]

Okay.

[Pat]

Good job, man. Appreciate you.

[Guest 3]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Pat]

Did you see something about. Did you see something about Riley Cooper today?

[Mike]

No. Did I speak him into existence?

[Pat]

So and so, September 5, 2013. It was like a clip of Michael Vick breaking up a fight between a DB and Riley Cooper during practice.

[Mike]

That's so weird. I've been speaking shit into existence, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Guest 3]

Dang.

[Delamo Manny]

Yes. The anniversary of it. Because I think once he did that at the concert. The video we watched earlier, the locker room was tense, right? Obviously, because there's a lot of black people in there. So I think that's what happened. But Mike Vick commented on it because this was his second stint. Once he got out of jail, he was like, yeah, it's not the best. He said it, but like, he in the locker room still going to throw to him. It's like, what you going to do?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

And I feel like a lot of football, maybe you could say, because you coached in, like, middle America. It's like a lot of those guys are, like, not ignorant, but, like. Like the anti wog, like, probably pro Trump type of guys.

[Pat]

Those locker room people. Crazy. Yeah, but the only people that, like, those are the people that drive the team too. Those are D lineman. O lineman.

[Delamo Manny]

More like.

[Pat]

More likely your quarterback.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

More like definitely your head coach and assistant coaches. Like is definitely be really drawn by that. That's why the Shadur is shook up the locker room so much. They don't play that in NFL locker rooms. Like you don't just walk into an NFL locker room and you're the third string QB and you threw a touchdown and then you go celebrate by yourself.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You don't do that. Like if you. A fifth. If you're a third round. A fifth round pick and you're the third string qb, you do everything exactly right down to. You try to stay out of the press. When they ask you a question that could be. Be controversial to the team. You're. You actually get points for not making the news.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Every time you make the news of somebody that's not a star, you're not Miles Gary, you're not Joe Flacco. If you make the news, then it's marked as a negative. Yeah. People don't. People don't realize that that's how the NFL is. Not saying it's right, but that's how the NFL is and will always be. The 32 owners are all white men.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

White billionaires.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yo, yo.

[Pat]

These. What's going on, bro? What's the deal? Welcome to Crashing week's podcast.

[Mike]

Appreciate Type.

[Pat]

Type. I. I got a question for you.

[Delamo Manny]

What is it? What it is?

[Guest 3]

What's going on?

[Pat]

Name a time. You name a time you've made a situation worse.

[Mike]

Don't judge me. It's a judgment free podcast, right?

[Pat]

Yeah, something like that.

[Mike]

So my girl got mad at me and so I would go to my other little.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Mike]

House, you know, she ended up getting pregnant. I got the year pregnant on my girl. I ain't proud of it, but you know, I got it handled. I took care of it like a man.

[Pat]

Wait, what's.

[Mike]

Was. What was the worst situation that you made worse? I got my side chick pregnant.

[Pat]

Oh.

[Guest 3]

Cuz it's.

[Pat]

So your girl was mad at you, which is already a bad situation, so you went together.

[Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But not having a side girl is just. Just the fact that you got her pregnant. Not having the side girl to begin with.

[Mike]

No, the fact that I got a pregnant. Everybody got a side girl.

[Pat]

No, not everybody. Don't speak for me.

[Mike]

So how long were you with the side chick? How long was I with the side chick? Oh, yeah, yeah, my side chick. I was up about five years. We was in the game.

[Pat]

We was in a relationship. Where's the kid.

[Mike]

You know what a kid.

[Guest 1]

Come on, Pat.

[Mike]

You know what a kid. I said I handled it like a man. We're judging you. I'm just letting you know that.

[Delamo Manny]

All right.

[Mike]

I'm just letting you know that right now. We're judging you, bro. Holy.

[Guest 2]

Hi, y'. All.

[Guest 4]

Hello.

[Guest 2]

How are y'? All?

[Pat]

Good.

[Delamo Manny]

Good, good.

[Pat]

Nobody ever asked us how we are. You know what I mean? They don't care about our feelings.

[Guest 2]

Yeah. How's y' all week starting, anywho?

[Guest 1]

All right.

[Guest 2]

No, sorry, not today.

[Pat]

Name a time you've made a situation worse.

[Guest 2]

Like I stated, I damn near forgot I sent text messages to dude. Well, it was to his phone, and she was going through his phone, and he was asking me, like, oh, can you send me these things? And whatever. And I didn't know he was deleting text messages, so in the case, he was over here trying to get with me while they were together, and I was telling him, like, yo, don't do that. None of that. None of that. That. Because you're in a relationship and I don't want you. Don't do that.

[Mike]

Go ahead, though.

[Guest 2]

Sorry, I ain't going. But, yeah, the text messages wasn't too crazy, to be honest. He was just bringing up passion that me and him had gone through because, yes, there was a time where we did mess around, and she knew of that or whatever, but she didn't know that he was bringing up those stuff from the past. She ended up pulling up to my house with her friend and her sister. I was trying to ask more questions. In front of my face, I'm like, you asked that man. He's the one that wants me.

[Gene]

And

[Guest 2]

first comes to show, she never put her hands on me. None of her friends, her friend and her sister never put their hands on me either. They were just trying to get to the bottom of the situation. I was like, I didn't do nothing. He's the one deleting text messages. At the end of the day, you focus on your man, not me.

[Mike]

Did you know about her while y' all were messing together?

[Guest 2]

I did. No, no, no, no. She came way later on, like, way years after me and him messed around. Song.

[Mike]

Got it.

[Pat]

Yeah, but you knew that. You knew that he was currently in something. You were still entertaining those messages.

[Guest 2]

So I was not entertaining.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Guest 4]

Okay.

[Pat]

That's what I'm hearing.

[Gene]

I got a question.

[Pat]

Why would they pull up then if they knew?

[Gene]

Go ahead, G. Were you intimidated when they pulled up on you like that, like you had no backup?

[Guest 2]

Absolutely. Not. I was by myself. They didn't touch me one bit. I was good.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

They might pull up again.

[Mike]

I just want to go.

[Guest 2]

She still mind you? Wait, go ahead.

[Mike]

No, no, go ahead. Mind you what?

[Guest 2]

She still come out here because they work together near my vicinity. And she still stayed with him for a year, some change afterwards, I'm like, you came up to me to try to fight, and you still stayed with the man. Funny.

[Mike]

So my question is that when he was. When he came over to your house, what was the discussion before he came over?

[Guest 2]

There was no discussion. That man was a punk and didn't want to say shit to my face about any of it.

[Mike]

Also, he just showed up to your house and then tried. And then tried to get with you?

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Pat]

What happened, though? So he didn't. You just told him no and he left?

[Guest 2]

Yeah. I wasn't interested.

[Pat]

Did he come inside?

[Guest 2]

Never got a chance to be inside.

[Pat]

Just on the outside looking in.

[Mike]

He was, but he was also. He never came inside your house, right?

[Guest 2]

Yeah, never did.

[Mike]

Oh, he was all this.

[Guest 2]

I'm very picky about that.

[Mike]

All this conversation was at your front porch, like your front door, front porch,

[Guest 2]

calm on the phone. Never made it inside the house. Okay.

[Pat]

Damn. Freaky.

[Mike]

Chill out.

[Guest 2]

Chill out everywhere but the house.

[Guest 3]

I heard you loud and clear.

[Guest 2]

Listen, this is my safe space. Y' all don't do that.

[Pat]

The. On the porch, in the car. But he ain't come in my goddamn house.

[Guest 2]

Chill out on me.

[Pat]

If it ain't in the house, it don't count.

[Guest 2]

It don't.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one.

[Guest 3]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Guest 2]

I got one thing to say, though.

[Mike]

Okay, Go ahead, Go ahead.

[Guest 2]

Last time. Last time y' all called me, I was trying to say something. And whoever hung up on me, when I find your ass, I' ma beat your ass. Okay. Because that was rude.

[Pat]

Mike, Mike, the hang ups.

[Mike]

No, I don't.

[Pat]

You do.

[Guest 2]

That's crazy. I was literally trying to ask the question, which I forgot now because y' all want to hang up, but. Yeah,

[Pat]

Another one bites you.

[Gene]

Another one.

[Pat]

You know what I've seen recently that's been bothering me? Not going to lie. If. If you don't like somebody as a president and you think they like a bad person, like there's other things that you could wish bad happened to them, like outside of death, like wishing Donald Trump was dead.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's a little while. It's a little while, I think wishing anybody died besides, like, maybe somebody that committed some crimes against your family.

[Pat]

Yeah, I Guess you're like directly vers your family. But what's so crazy? Like, he had a bruise on his hand and like, people was like, oh, yeah, he's dying. Like, God damn. Like, imagine you have like, like a bruise or a limp and then a thousand millions of people get online and just be like, oh, yeah, you dying, bro.

[Mike]

Everybody wants to die.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. I don't want him as president either, but damn, y', all, y' all getting

[Mike]

that karma, motherfucker, bro. We got a special guest. Yeah. Introduce you. He introduce yourself because you said your. Your ig name and I don't want to it up. I know you by your real name.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, hey, that's true. He got my government n man. Great to be here. I'm Delamo Manny, stand up comedian from Los Angeles, California. Stand up and content creat, I suppose. Yeah. And it's fantastic to be here, man.

[Mike]

I appreciate you, fellow fellow Nigerian.

[Pat]

Yes, sir, fellow Nigerian. Appreciate you stopping through.

[Mike]

So the running joke on the pod is that they say I mentioned that I'm Nigerian every episode and Pat likes to do that as well. I think Nigerians like mentioning that.

[Delamo Manny]

They're, yeah. Very proud people.

[Pat]

Yeah, no, Nigerians, they're a little bit too proud though. Sometimes, though, they like to.

[Mike]

To.

[Pat]

They like to isolate people. Like when, like, if it's five Nigerians and one African American, all the Nigerians are going to shake hands before they shake hands with African Americans. Of course, they could be like, yes, where you from? You ebo, y' all be real.

[Mike]

Boo.

[Pat]

Yo, tag me in my.

[Mike]

I think I'm missing out on the handshake.

[Pat]

I'm 33. Hey, give me a handshake.

[Mike]

You might be be 33.

[Pat]

I am 33.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, you did the test.

[Pat]

I got. I gotta be. My dad is like 50 or 60 or some. Unless that's not my real dad.

[Mike]

Definitely your dad.

[Pat]

No, we. No, we definitely look alike. Are you good?

[Mike]

My mic was. I was like, why does it look like my mic is getting lower and lower as I was talking?

[Pat]

Yeah. So this is a question I had to ask you because you, you kind of started almost like the same time as us, like two or three years years ago.

[Delamo Manny]

Right?

[Pat]

There's this. People don't realize, like, there's a small gap that happens to where you don't want your real job to find out about your content because you're not sure if your content is going to blow up. And the content you have could get you in trouble at your real job. So did you ever go through that problem?

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, a little bit. In the beginning, I. The first six months I was doing standup, I didn't post any clips. And then when I started posting clips, clips, I was a little squeamish because, like you said, like, my day job was gonna find out, but I ended up posting, and it didn't go viral.

[Pat]

So it's like.

[Delamo Manny]

Like, I usually had the opposite problem, like, not getting attention.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

And so by the time it started blowing up, a lot of those bits that blew up were, like, pretty pg. So even if they did catch it at work, they wasn't really tripping. So, yeah, it worked out.

[Pat]

That's how we started off. Like, we. I wouldn't say we were super pg, but we were, like, way more tame than we are now.

[Mike]

I wasn't. I didn't have to be pg.

[Pat]

I did. I was. I was a college football coach, so I, like, really. I really couldn't say shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I was a college football coach in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, and Crookston, Minnesota, so I couldn't talk about Trump because I had, like, 10 of his nephews on my team. It's my whole, whole life.

[Mike]

And that seems to piss me off, too, because I know how you talk in real life, and I'm usually a more. I guess I'm the more, like, outwardly PG person.

[Pat]

Yeah, reserved.

[Mike]

Yeah, more reserved. So I'm like, pat, you gotta talk the same way you talk.

[Pat]

I was like, Got fired, man.

[Delamo Manny]

Bro was out here campaigning.

[Pat]

Nah, for real.

[Mike]

You saw the Cowboys vs Eagles game?

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

With the Jaylen Carter spitting on Dak Prescott.

[Pat]

Yeah, bro. A lot of people, you know, I don't like when, like, somebody do something bad and then people like Keyshawn Johnson got online. Like, what a dumbass. What a dumbass. Like, bro, you know how much pool you have? Like, to me, like, if you're like a celebrity or something like that, just wait until all the facts come out before you make a video about me, nigga. Because if I get spit on and then I spit on somebody back, everybody that's against me that jumped on there calling me a dumbass. I don't fucking with you.

[Mike]

Is that a proper response to getting

[Pat]

spit on, though, to spit on somebody back?

[Mike]

Would you. Is that your. Would that be your response?

[Delamo Manny]

I mean, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

I feel like I would have spit right away, though.

[Pat]

Yes. Well, it depends on where it's at, because it's like, it's on the football field, so I feel like spitting back is like, the best thing, because we weren't on the football field. I would shoot you. I would literally shoot you in your foot for spitting on me.

[Delamo Manny]

And it's one of those things that like. Like the referee always catches the second hit.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

You know what I mean?

[Pat]

That's just so lame to me. Like, do some investigation referees. Like, how long?

[Mike]

Like, what made you say this? Let's look at the camera.

[Pat]

How long we been saying that?

[Guest 3]

How.

[Pat]

How long we been saying that? Forever in sports.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah. And they never look, they never go back and review the camera.

[Pat]

You know what they say? They always catch the second person. Like, shut the up, bro. You think this nigga just swung for no reason? Like, you think he just that mad?

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, he just. First play of the game.

[Pat]

Like, we literally the first. I don't know if it was a first kick return or the punt return of that game. Two dudes got into it. One dude got his helmet taken off, like, pushed off. Like, so he doesn't have a helmet on. So he went back into it and tried to do the same thing to the person that did it to him. He got a personal file. The dude that with no helmet. He had no helmet. He had to put his helmet back on. So the referees went, yeah, flag on you. I would have turned to the niggas, like, you don't see me without a fucking helmet.

[Gene]

Like, you.

[Pat]

I'm grabbing his helmet.

[Mike]

Don't think somebody took off my helmet.

[Delamo Manny]

You think I did this for no reason, bro?

[Pat]

Like, bro, referees are the worst.

[Mike]

No. What did Riley Cooper do? Remember Riley Cooper?

[Guest 3]

He said.

[Pat]

He said.

[Delamo Manny]

He said the N word. He did a hate crime. That's what he did. He talked about penalties. He did real hate crime.

[Mike]

I thought he did something dirty in the field too.

[Pat]

No, off the field.

[Mike]

I was wondering, cuz in my head, I was like, I forgot. I thought, like, he blindsided something things crazy. I was like, why do people hate Riley Cooper? So right.

[Pat]

He blindsided the black community.

[Mike]

Did he really, though?

[Delamo Manny]

Yes. He kept calling every old lineman the blind side.

[Pat]

That's how racist he was.

[Delamo Manny]

He said they all Michael.

[Guest 3]

No.

[Pat]

Was he even mad when he said it?

[Mike]

I don't think so.

[Pat]

That's the up part.

[Delamo Manny]

Hey, that's real. That's real racist when you just casual with it.

[Pat]

Or is this a comma having a good time? N, N. Oh, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

Was that a Kenny Chesney concert?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, I think it was.

[Delamo Manny]

Hold up.

[Pat]

He was nicking it up. There was no around.

[Delamo Manny]

I was like, yeah, who is this for?

[Pat]

He said it's dark outside. I will jump that in and fight every here. That's what I'm. He legit and he doing it in front of. He doing it in front of the hoes. The hose is there.

[Mike]

He said. He said, I'll fight every nigga in here. And with the hard er, obviously. But there was. Yeah, like you said, there was none in sight.

[Pat]

So that is girls, though. There's girls around. You know what? I'll fight any here for y'.

[Gene]

All.

[Guest 2]

For y'.

[Pat]

All.

[Delamo Manny]

Your homie want to start wrestling as soon as the females get in the. Get on the scene.

[Mike]

Man, I hated those dudes.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Mike]

I hated the ones that wanted to wrestle or slap box. Yeah, it's like, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, they want to race all of a sudden. Like, bro, we ain't sprinted in three years. What you on?

[Mike]

Yeah, I was always faster than Pat.

[Pat]

No, I'd rather that than like the dude that comes to you and asks you to be put on one of the women that you're around. So, like, let's say your girlfriend is a part of a friend group, right? And then you got this friend. He's not your best friend. He's like a friend adjacent. And he's only around you to get at one of the girls. And he's just like, yo, bro, tell her such and such. Such and such. It's like, no, she don't like you.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, it'd be those dudes that. The dudes that don't even really pull like that. Like, yeah, I'd put her onto a friend. Friend, just not you.

[Pat]

Yeah, she don't. She already. She's seen you plenty of times. That's what be wrong would. Do they think a girl hasn't seen them yet or like, girls know there's no surprising a girl. Like, if you've known a girl for a month and you already sent signs. She's seen all those signs. Yeah, she's just helping you out and not telling you no directly to your face. She's hoping you smart enough to get the hint.

[Mike]

Also, I think the dudes that. I hate when dudes involve your girl. Girl in the courting process of another girl. Like you said. Because don't involve like, my. Like, if it doesn't work out now, it's like tension between her and her friend. It's just too much inner talkings. And now. Now your girl probably pillow talking to you about what she was saying. And then now you like, do I tell my boy what she. She's saying? Then I ruined the relationship. It's like, oh, how'd she know about what I just told you yesterday? Or.

[Pat]

Or your boy finally see you got a boy that's a player, right? Your boy finally see you happy, right? Even this happy relationship. And then now he want to talk to your new girlfriend, sister, or cousin. It's like, bro, you know you gonna do them wrong, Bro, don't bring that over here, bro. It's my family now.

[Delamo Manny]

It's like, when they be trying to get a job at your job. Dude, you laid hungover. It's like, bro, I'm employed a month.

[Guest 3]

I can't.

[Mike]

No, that is. That's also true, too.

[Pat]

Some dude just called into the pod and said that. He was like, should I still be friends? Friends with this guy? That's my friend, and I got him a job, and he's basically did at the job. And the bosses are complaining. I think they're like, they work at a dealership or something. And he said he's not selling any cars. He shows up late and stuff like that. He's like, should we still be friends? And we was telling him, like, that's tough. He was like, his job is threatening to fire him, which I think is crazy.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah. Because it's like, yeah, he's my reference. He's not my kid.

[Pat]

Like, y' all still hired him, like, one time.

[Mike]

Like, he went through a whole process to get to this point.

[Pat]

Just breathe this thing again, like, this is my boy. He start today.

[Mike]

But that is the worst, though, is that like we said, when your friend wants to work, you have a good job and a job. You keep moving up the corporate ladder and stuff. He's like, oh, is your job hiring? And, you know, there's a few open positions and stuff like that. And you refer this friend and you start bullshitting. But there's also some friends that you like. No. Like, I'm not going to bring you into this ecosystem. So you have to lie, right?

[Pat]

That is. That is very true. I. I've done that a lot because the. The marketing agency I worked for, I had out and be like, yo, bro, see if they can get me a job and stuff like that. And I'm just like, bro, they got somebody to clean the floors already. Because you can't be talking about a market.

[Delamo Manny]

Can't be talking about, bro, please respect my game, bro. Experience. I go into, you got some.

[Pat]

You got somebody. Like, oh, bro, see, if you give me a marketing job, you scroll up in the text thread, they didn't even answer your last question. They didn't respond to my. How you gonna answer emails here?

[Mike]

Or the last IG post was about killing their ops.

[Pat]

And I had a friend that was applying. He couldn't get a job as a middle school basketball coach, and he was, like, claiming like, they was racist and like that. And I was scrolling through his bro. He, like, got pictures of him, like, at a party with some Hennessy and girls and every, like, everything. That's bad, though.

[Guest 2]

Hell yeah.

[Mike]

To have Hennessy and girls in your

[Pat]

picture if you want to coach youth.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat]

You don't think they thinking, like, okay, if I can search this dude up, so can my son a third.

[Delamo Manny]

That's true.

[Pat]

A 12, 13 year old can easily look up.

[Mike]

Having fun, huh? You can't look like he's having fun.

[Pat]

No, it's just like. It's just like the Paul Pierce situation.

[Mike]

It's like, now papiers is a little different.

[Delamo Manny]

How?

[Pat]

He just has strippers and having girls

[Mike]

around you with Hennessy are totally different.

[Delamo Manny]

But you can't have Hennessy and girls in a PG13 movie. Movie.

[Mike]

You can't.

[Delamo Manny]

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, they wouldn't have a movie based that, right? PG 13. Because kids watch that. That's what I think. Yeah, that's what.

[Pat]

That's what the same thing. Like, kind of like Disney.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? It's just like, that's the same way Paul Pierce got really? So I think, like. And I want to say this. It's a lot of dudes doing this. I don't know if y' all got this problem. Maybe it's just like a Pontiac thing. It's all my guys in Pontiac. Stop doing this.

[Mike]

All two of y'. All.

[Pat]

All two of you. There's 58, 000 people in Pioneer, but big ass and I'm playing.

[Delamo Manny]

Most of them clothes are the same.

[Pat]

No, they gonna hate that. I'm East Irae. But they post pictures of women that

[Mike]

they think look good, like, on their stories and stuff.

[Gene]

Yeah, but.

[Delamo Manny]

But they don't know them.

[Pat]

It's not Beyonce. It's not Rihanna.

[Mike]

Oh, just like a random, like, IG model.

[Pat]

It'd be like an IG model. And just like, they just like. Just like I like them. Or just like this.

[Gene]

And I'm just like.

[Pat]

Like, okay, let's say, like, this is your favorite IG model and you're a big fan. You're subscribed. Like, what does that get you? And then, like, let's say you're single. I'm guessing you're single if you're posting a girl.

[Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

What girl would see that and be like, oh, oh my God, this is type. I love him.

[Mike]

Like, some girls might like it, though.

[Pat]

What girl?

[Mike]

I'm just saying some girls be like, you know, there's some girls that are really girls. Girls as well. So, like, their girlfriends like those girls as well. Well, so I think if they do, like, because it might not be just for the her looks and stuff, she might be an Internet personality as well. So it might be popular for multiple things too.

[Pat]

Oh, man, I must be too dumb for that area or too smart or some shit.

[Delamo Manny]

I feel like we gotta ask somebody who does that. Like, we gotta get a sample size population to figure out, like the psychological profile. Dude, that does that.

[Pat]

Y' all need to know what's behind that. Like, she looks so good.

[Mike]

Like, even people used to do woman crush Wednesdays.

[Pat]

That's different though.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, I don't. I don't post other people's meals. You know what I mean? Man, that's a great meal. Why would you do that with a woman?

[Pat]

The only woman crush Wednesdays I ever posted or I saw that were effective are ones that were attainable. So basically I'm saying this is my woman crush Wednesday. This girl is from such and such. Maybe the next city over over. If she sees like, oh, damn, I know it was your woman crush. Ah, come have sex with me. That was my hope. It's like a 14 year old.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, Just a couple steps.

[Pat]

Yeah. Come on now.

[Mike]

I'm trying to think who was my woman? First woman crush Wednesday. I definitely posted one on IG before.

[Pat]

It used to be Jada Pinkett Smith for me.

[Mike]

I think it was like Frida Pinto for me. She's like. She was an actor in Slumdog Millionaire, though.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, that's a niche crush right there. That actually might be attainable. Now she know you got motion.

[Mike]

Way older now. He might be out.

[Pat]

You way older now too.

[Mike]

No, she was older when that movie came out. Yeah. Now she let me see Frida Pinto, she 40? I guess she's not that old, actually. Yeah, that's. That's attainable. No, that'd be crazy.

[Pat]

That'd be so crazy.

[Guest 3]

Crazy.

[Mike]

Did you see the Indiana lingo? Hold on. We about to put you on some Indiana lingo. This what we say in the eye.

[Pat]

First up the eye.

[Mike]

We don't say lion, we don't say capping.

[Pat]

Very interesting. I've never heard of a territory within

[Guest 4]

the United States not utilizing these words or instances where Someone is lying or capping, what could they use?

[Pat]

What you say in the eye, Tor?

[Delamo Manny]

We say creaming.

[Pat]

That's a lying right there.

[Mike]

We need all our Indiana listeners to let. Let us know if y' all say creaming.

[Pat]

All y' all from the eyes.

[Delamo Manny]

The eyes.

[Pat]

I feel like I. The 520 podcasters, they from Indiana. I've never heard them call it the eye. So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's always that

[Mike]

one person that's ruining your, like, your small town with a random nickname, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

That's what I was saying. Like how Miles Sanders had the fumble last night for the Cowboys, but he used to be on. On the Eagles. That's how I think people from Iowa be doing Indiana. Like, that dude was from Iowa, trying to slander Indiana. From Indiana was like, bro, we don't be saying that.

[Pat]

I had a question for both of y'.

[Guest 3]

All.

[Pat]

How long would you go without showering if you got paid 100k each day?

[Mike]

100k each day?

[Pat]

Yeah. So how long would you go without showering if you got paid 100k each? Each day?

[Mike]

As long as possible.

[Pat]

No, that's not an answer.

[Mike]

I can go. I can go 30 days for sure.

[Pat]

30 days. That's where you putting it.

[Mike]

I would go two months. So this is my job.

[Pat]

Six.

[Mike]

Like, where do I have to go? I can still make a living and. And be smelly.

[Pat]

I'm gonna call you out, though.

[Mike]

That's fine.

[Pat]

I'm gonna make sure everybody knows, you know.

[Mike]

You know, every time you call me out, I'm gonna throw a hundred singles at your head from right here. Like, shut the up.

[Delamo Manny]

100k a day.

[Pat]

100k day.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, man. First of all, I'll be on Twitch with it. Live stream the whole thing, but

[Pat]

with, like, two viewers.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Hey, both you, bro. I'mma see both y'.

[Gene]

All.

[Pat]

A thousand for being here.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, God, bro, the screen all greasy. Just. Just added effect, man. That's a great question. I'm going. I'm going two. Two weeks. So that's 1.4 mil. Two weeks. After that, I'll be like, bro, I got a mill in the bank. I'm gonna go take a shower.

[Pat]

Bro, that. That. See, the thing about me, I'm, like, a person. Like, if I go two or three days without showering, something's happening on my face.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, I'm getting something. Like, I'm getting, like, a random bump. Like, my eye hurts or some. Like, that don't matter.

[Mike]

You don't Want it bad enough.

[Pat]

60 days is crazy, Mike.

[Mike]

60 days is not that crazy.

[Delamo Manny]

Because it's not like you still. Are you still working out and stuff, running around? Well, yeah, you got a kid too. So thrown up on. You're cooked.

[Pat]

I'm cooked.

[Mike]

You don't want it bad enough, bro.

[Pat]

Sound like a. With no kid.

[Mike]

That is the. Probably the. The most loveliest thing sometimes. Like, I want kids one day and stuff like that, but there's some inconveniences that happen in your life. That makes me happy that I don't have a kid right now.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. So it's just like a lot of things, like when you can't go places. Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah, Love it.

[Pat]

Or the extra $3,000 a month, you know, or $5,000 a month I spent spend on the kid. Can be. I'm telling you, a kid, you just gotta. And you gotta drop the bag on a kid. That's why I never wanted a pet. Because it's like, you. You're in the position of. Do you care about this person enough? Like, you'll literally go to the doctor's office and they'd be like, yeah, your son might go blind in his left eye unless you pay us 1200 right now. And just like, everybody looking at you in a room like, what you gonna do?

[Guest 3]

Like,

[Pat]

you got payment plans around this money?

[Delamo Manny]

That's why I'm glad I'm an uncle, man. Yeah, my brother, he going through it, but he doing all right. My nephew's a good kid, but, yeah, I'm not ready for the premium subscription yet.

[Pat]

It's like, lifetime, bro. Never.

[Mike]

Do you ever get pressure from your parents to have kids?

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, bro. Yeah. My dad was like, get married by 35. I'm 34 and a half right now.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Delamo Manny]

He said, marry anything. How many? Slow down.

[Mike]

Crazy.

[Pat]

No, don't do it.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Mike]

He's like. Or they'd be like, I can go home and find you a wife if. If you want me to. My dad's literally told me that in the past before.

[Pat]

Has he ever presented a wife to you?

[Mike]

No, but there's been. Like, when I was in Nigeria one time, there was. When I went to the village part, there was people that was trying to, like, process, prospect as wives for me in the future.

[Pat]

Everybody like his meat. Little his meat. All right. So this changed my whole perspective on strip clubs. Somebody asked, do strippers dookie at work?

[Mike]

Oh, I saw that.

[Pat]

And a woman chimed in and said, yes, my friends, and get out on that pole and shake the out of their asses all over the world wings. So I don't want to go to a strip club anymore.

[Mike]

But I, I think, I don't think they.

[Pat]

They definitely at work if you know,

[Mike]

because I just think. Think of your. Think of your normal self working an 8 hour job. How many times did you take a at work?

[Pat]

Once.

[Delamo Manny]

That's true.

[Mike]

Exactly. It's just like it's eight hour day.

[Pat]

But it's different though.

[Mike]

Why is it different?

[Pat]

Because I'm in marketing or I'm in podcasting. Like people can't even tell if I just farted or not. They just gotta look at my face.

[Mike]

Yeah, right.

[Pat]

And then you two gotta wait on the smell to see if I farted or not. Good luck fellas.

[Mike]

But I think I. I think at a strip club is probably the. The easiest place to hold a in

[Pat]

Let me see strip club hours because there's no way what slip like 10

[Mike]

to like 4 o'.

[Guest 2]

Clock.

[Delamo Manny]

Some like that after hours.

[Pat]

9am to 2am I'm finding one.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

3pm to 2:30. So let's say say a girl getting there at 4 or 5.

[Mike]

Just call it an eight hour shift regardless.

[Pat]

Eight hour shift?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You think she not during that eight hour shift?

[Mike]

I don't think so.

[Pat]

You don't think so?

[Mike]

No. Maybe the one. There are probably some that are comfortable enough to take a before work. So you have to eat before you go to work. Breakfast.

[Gene]

Nah.

[Pat]

You start doing the wipe test at.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, I'm gonna bring some dude wipes. Might not be a sponsor.

[Pat]

I'm need you to. I'm gonna need you to take a swipe right. That's a little bit too brown for me, baby. That's a little bit too brown for me.

[Mike]

All right, Manny, Appreciate you coming through.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, thanks for having me.

[Pat]

I appreciate you. We definitely gotta. We definitely gotta run this back. This is a shorter episode. Yeah, gotta run this back. We'll be out in la. Let us know. It's funny we asking him this on camera. He gotta agree we gonna see you in la. Right.

[Mike]

It's like when the artist like you know when people take those pictures too of like those artists. They'd be in the studio and. Yeah. And they just be there for no reason. It'd be like me, me and gunna working on some. We working or something like.

[Pat]

No, I just seen somebody post on their story Ty dollar signs like playing a piano and they would just like had him on the story and it's like it's it's funny because in that moment, I would have took a video of him too and posted on my story. But, like, my hating self was like, damn, get off his dick. Yeah, when it's not you get off the dick, man. I would never take.

[Mike]

As soon as you get in the

[Pat]

room, say, can you say Crash Dummies for me?

[Mike]

You got anything to shout out?

[Delamo Manny]

I mean, yeah, you can follow me on socials. I'm delamo Manny on everything. D E L A M O M A N N Y I run a monthly show called the Big Show. It's. It's the Big show comedy on Instagram. We happen to show October 4th in Los Angeles. That'd be cool. Other than that, man, I appreciate y', all, man.

[Mike]

We'll put your information wherever they can find it in little sections and stuff like that. Yeah, appreciate you coming through. It's been Crash Dummies episode. Who knows Peace.