Studs On Payroll w/ Bhen - Episode 248

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 248: "Studs On Payroll w/ Bhen"

Date: March 4, 2026
Hosts: Patrick Johnson ("Pat"), Michael Esiobu ("Mike")
Guest: DJ from Club 520 Podcast (often referred to as "B. Hen" or "Bhen" in context)

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Overview

In this lively and hilarious episode, Pat and Mike link up with DJ from the Club 520 Podcast in Indianapolis during their tour. The crew cracks jokes, discusses wild stories from the road, unpacks cultural observations about "stud" friends, explores NBA hot takes, and takes listener calls that spiral into entertaining dilemmas—from relationship drama to grisly sex accidents. The episode thrives on the hosts’ signature banter and unfiltered storytelling, offering both comedy and genuine insights into sports, relationships, and life as a creative hustler.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. On Tour: Studio Jealousy & Food Adventures

• [00:00-08:00]
  • Pat and Mike shout out DJ and his "big ass studio" in Indianapolis; express jealousy about the 520 Podcast’s professional setup.
  • Tour updates: Upcoming shows in Seattle, Portland, Atlanta, Nashville, and more. Urge fans (especially Birmingham) to buy tickets early (“Don’t wait to get your tickets!” – Mike, [00:45]).
  • Crash Dummies merch plug—highlighting “cream color” and “nut T-shirt.”
  • Food fails: Pat recounts ordering kangaroo and alligator tacos at a local spot, and the questionable meal that followed:
    • “Kangaroo taco came with, like, two little pieces of kangaroo meat. Cuz I could hear the screaming in the back.” – Mike ([06:30])
    • DJ: “If you not an exotic eater, you got to go to those places and get what you know.” ([07:29])
  • They almost get in trouble for accidentally rolling down the wrong window to a cop and saying “oink, oink, pig”—moment of dark humor nearly gone wrong ([08:02]).

2. “Studs on Payroll”: Stud Friends, Stereotypes, & Loyalty

• [01:28-04:26]
  • The group launches into a hilarious discussion about “stud” friends (masculine-presenting women), describing the culture at a meet-and-greet:
    • “Every time you try to give a stud a hug, they hit you with that elbow. Like, nah, check my fit first.” – Mike ([01:55])
    • DJ outlines the difference between “tweener” and “full-blown” stud friends (“They think they us…If I got something to move around, I’m calling one of them up…They cut grass. They online. They really tapped in.” [02:53])
    • “Loyalty” of stud friends is praised: “That’s the best homie you can have.” – Mike ([04:02])
    • Complaint: Some “studs” are “too tough”—missing out on just being friendly for no reason.

3. Indy Nightlife, Hooping and Local Gems

• [09:01-10:07]
  • The crew vents about disappointing food spots, gets nightlife recommendations from DJ (“Trap Got,” “Culture,” “Roses,” “Shadow Lounge”), and details near-mishaps involving chaotic nightclubs and brawls.
  • DJ offers them a locals-only experience for the future: “I’ma make sure y’all straight.”
  • Small talk about NBA player Zubac’s presence at their hotel and local sports celebrity encounters ([10:18]).

4. Upbringings: Nigeria, Pontiac, and Chicago

• [10:44-12:33]
  • Bhen shares his Nigerian heritage and upbringing in Chicago; discusses how both hosts’ backgrounds shape their perspectives.
  • DJ expresses a desire to travel to Lagos but worries about safety: “Don’t go dolo. I heard it’s such a beautiful [place]…” ([11:01])
  • The reality of social mobility and cultural differences is explored—shifting from playful to personal.

5. NBA Hot Takes & Athlete Stereotypes

• [12:51-16:45]
  • Classic “Draymond Green” debate: Is he washed? Is he unfairly targeted? Draymond anecdotes run heavy, including Mike’s high school “JV vs. Senior” Draymond story ([13:09]).
  • Discussion on how NBA players are viewed as “normal dudes” once you’re in the industry.
  • DJ’s perspective: “My insight on NBA players is probably a lot more different than people who [are] just jumping in the space…” ([26:58])
  • “A Draymond will never be drafted again.” – DJ ([15:56])
  • Coach vs. player vs. personality “types”; how hard it is to replace unique NBA archetypes.

6. Roommates & Growing Up

• [16:56-23:14]
  • Debate: At what age is it too old to have a roommate?
    • DJ: “If everybody not on the same accord in the friend group, I would say when we done with college, maybe 21, 22.” ([17:19])
    • Funny roommate stories: late night pancakes, “delayed” chores, awkward dynamics living with friends’ girlfriends (“He had a mattress in my living room...I smell pancakes at 5am.” – Mike, [21:15])
  • Bro code, mishaps, and how living with friends can either build or break relationships—“When you wash your clothes, you just gotta move it over a little bit…” ([19:24])

7. Clip Culture, Getting “Canceled”, and the Dangers of Virality

• [29:33-37:48]
  • They talk about how out-of-context clips can “cancel” creators, referencing memes like “you said you'd punch God.”
    • “That’s how my sh** get clipped up sometimes with no backing [...] the wildest video, it could be some about the gay community, anything.” – DJ ([34:13-35:42])
    • Instances where fake pages have impersonated DJ, almost causing real-world repercussions ("My Twitter was shut down, bro, for three days." – DJ, [35:36])
  • The infamous “bar video” of a lookalike nearly ruined DJ’s life: “That shit scared – the only thing that saved me was my tattoos.” ([36:04])
  • “You gotta kind of be careful how you push it out. [...] It could be about the gay community…could be too far, bro.” – DJ ([35:12])

8. Hip-Hop Debates: Old School vs. New School

• [39:12-46:32]
  • Do classic artists/athletes keep up in today’s era? Oscar Robertson vs. modern guards. Could Rakim survive in today’s rap climate?
    • “There’s no rapper that could play in the league today.” – Mike ([39:56])
    • DJ stumps for Dave East’s skills and Master P’s crossover history ([40:12-40:41]).
    • “I give old music and shit, like, all rappers a pass because the route they had to take...” – DJ ([44:06])
  • The impact of TikTok and streaming; how virality changed the grind and authenticity for both music and athletes.

9. Call-In Segment: Wild Listener Dilemmas

• [47:41-85:07]
  • Notable scenarios:
    • Caller from Trinidad: Runs away from a sexual encounter due to surprising “hairiness”—blonde, dyed hair. Cultural expectations around waxing. DJ: “Some albino coochie is crazy.” ([49:25])
    • Caller low on funds: Has $29 to last two weeks until financial aid kicks in. Crew roasts and advises him (“Ask your girl for 100, don’t make no $20 stretch!” – DJ, [53:23]). Mike offers to send $50 ([56:15]).
    • Relationship drama caller: Worried girlfriend wants to “experience other people”; hosts snark that it’s already happening, roast his controlling ways, and urge him to co-parent ([59:37]).
    • International sex injury: Caller from Belgium describes a torn frenulum (“string on my meat”) during sex—takes it in stride, but the story gets graphic and hilarious as the hosts try to wrap their heads around the accident ([65:00-67:01]).
    • Workplace romance: Female caller in “love” with a coworker, both newly separated; hosts walk her through the “timelines” and encourage her to focus on herself ([71:23-77:14]).
    • Major cheating bombshell: Caller reveals boyfriend got another woman pregnant during a break, confesses to heartbreak and emotional turmoil. DJ offers real talk: “I think you gonna be a great stepmom.” ([83:23])
    • Listener shouts out the crew: A caller defends producer "Gene" against online hate and praises his contributions ([78:39]).

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Memorable Quotes

• On Stud Friends:

  • “They think they us…If I got something to move around, I’mma call Jazz. Somebody like, yeah, come pick up this couch.” – DJ ([02:53])

• On Wild Food Experiences:

  • “The kangaroo taco came with, like, two little pieces of kangaroo meat. Cuz I could hear the screaming in the back.” – Mike ([06:30])

• On Getting Canceled:

  • "See how you just said, ‘but you said you’d punch God.’ That’s how my sh** get clipped up sometimes with no backing.” – DJ ([33:31])

• On NBA Realities:

  • “A Draymond will never be drafted again.” – DJ ([15:56])

• On Generational Music Debates:

  • “Just because something was done first doesn’t mean it was done better.” – Mike ([39:32])
  • “They did not have TikTok, Instagram, none of that. So we just ... a lot more would've been exposed." – DJ ([43:51])

• On Callers’ Dilemmas:

  • “Bro, why, what made you run?” – DJ to the Trinidad caller running from a sexual encounter ([49:19])
  • “You supposed to — does she got kids? Damn. Okay, so her tax probably hitting on nothing.” – DJ ([54:10])
  • “That’s the thing — when you hanging wood, fellas!” – Mike, after telling a caller her man’s cheating ([78:17])
  • “I think you gonna be a great stepmom.” – DJ, hilariously blunt to heartbroken caller ([83:23])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:00-08:00] – Studio talk, touring updates, food stories
• [01:28-04:26] – “Studs on payroll”: gender presentation, loyalty, stereotypes
• [10:44-12:33] – Backgrounds of hosts & guest: Nigeria, Michigan, Chicago
• [12:51-16:45] – Draymond Green debate, player archetypes
• [16:56-23:14] – Roommate age limits, living with friends, “bro code”
• [29:33-37:48] – Clip culture, cancel threats, viral stories
• [39:12-46:32] – Old school vs new school: athletes & hip-hop
• [47:41-85:07] – Listener call-ins: relationship drama, embarrassing sex accidents, life advice

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Tone & Final Impressions

• The episode is raw, unfiltered, and relentless comedic storytelling, with a “barbershop energy” where no topic is off limits.
• The trio’s chemistry offers a smooth blend of cultural observations (especially on Black and African-American experiences), sports commentary, and heartfelt life advice.
• Call-in segments add real-world absurdity and heartfelt moments—listeners feel like they're dropping in on a roast and a therapy session simultaneously.
• DJ’s presence elevates the episode, bringing Indianapolis flavor and a veteran podcaster’s insights.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect showcase of Crash Dummies’ brand—hilarious “real life” talk, sports and culture debate, and wild listener interactions, all while keeping it blunt and authentic. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the podcast, Episode 248 delivers the jokes, the wisdom, and the chaos.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Caller A]

Yo.

[B. Hen]

Welcome to Crash Dummies podcast episode 248. This is the behen episode we went to. We were on tour, so we were in Indiana, in St. Louis, and shout

[Mike]

out to B. Ham for opening up the 520 Club, 520 podcast studio for us. Big ass studio. Damn, we jealous.

[B. Hen]

Very, very nice studio. But also we are live. Going live. We're still live. We're going to be in Nashville. Said Nashville. We're going to be in Seattle on March 24th. We're going to be in Portland March 25th. Atlanta, Nashville, Birmingham, Baltimore, Philly, Boston, New York, and Charlotte. Birmingham. Step up. You guys gotta, like, step it up a little bit with the tickets. Everybody else looking pretty good, but don't wait to get your tickets.

[Mike]

Yeah, don't especially, I would say, like, Seattle and Portland, do not wait to get your tickets. We just got the ticket count and some of those spots are more than halfway filled already. And, you know, a lot of people like to get their tickets late. Just like you thinking about getting your tickets late. I don't want to hear no dms like, bro, I was going to come

[DJ]

to the show, but I didn't know

[Mike]

you was going to be click. I want to hear that.

[B. Hen]

Also, CrashDummies merch.com. we got our merch live. We got the cream flavor. I said flavor. The cream. The cream color.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So thanks, everybody that ordered a nut T shirt. If you want the black one to be safe and not get on, you know, get. Get this one.

[B. Hen]

Oh, man. All right, here's the episode, bro.

[Mike]

Last night at a meet and greet, we had one of our stud listeners pop up to the meet and greet.

[Caller A]

What?

[Mike]

I ain't gonna lie, she had that YSL on.

[B. Hen]

We both did the same thing, though, because obviously, like, meet and greets is like, you know, one person after the other. And, you know, I was going in for hugs with a lot of the women there, and then I was going in for a hug, and then she went in with a. A handshake.

[Caller E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B. Hen]

I was like, oh, okay.

[Mike]

Every time you try to give a stud a hug, they hit you with that elbow. Like, nah, nigga, check my fit first.

[Caller E]

A thousand.

[DJ]

A thousand percent. A thousand percent.

[Mike]

I looked down, she had the. The pants that go over the shoes, too. I said, okay.

[DJ]

They try to be, like, more tough and all that shit. I'm like, just be a. It's cool. Like, like tap, tap in with when. A moment like that, when somebody's trying to give you a hug. And I. I got Stud friends. I be like, we cool. Like, we go to the club, you know, get pat down. Like us. I get it. But when somebody's giving you a hug, be a lady. Like, just. Just give a natural hug.

[Mike]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So when you go to the club with your stud friends, they opt in to get patted down like a dude.

[DJ]

Yeah. Like, I got the purest of purest stud friends.

[Mike]

Okay, you got it.

[DJ]

I don't have no tweeners.

[Mike]

Okay.

[DJ]

These is full blown. Like.

[B. Hen]

Like, what makes somebody a full blown.

[DJ]

They think they us.

[B. Hen]

So like.

[DJ]

So like when I move or something, or if I got something to move around, I'm calling one of them up. I'mma call Jazz. Somebody like, yeah, come pick up this couch.

[Mike]

Oh, they can help move too.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller F]

Okay.

[Mike]

Are they real studs?

[DJ]

I actually got a stud that work on cars. She a mechanic?

[B. Hen]

Oh, my God.

[DJ]

Yeah, they are. They locked in. It's some piece of shit stud too. You know what I mean? They play the part online, but they still want to be tore up behind the camera.

[Mike]

That's a. That's a.

[Caller A]

That's.

[Mike]

I like that. That's a good marker for a real stud. If you got a real stud friend and you think she faking about being a stud, ask her to help you

[DJ]

move and then you ask her help grab the couches. They got to do everything. I got stud friends that cut grass out. They online. So they really tapped in.

[Mike]

Okay, they tapped in.

[DJ]

I'm trying to find one to do construction.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Then I'm going have a full arsenal then. Yeah, I have a full arsenal for sure.

[Mike]

Cause you know, they still got. The women are very loyal too.

[DJ]

For sure.

[Mike]

They very loyal. So if you get a stud, that's. Come on now, bro.

[DJ]

For real.

[Mike]

That's the best, homie you can have.

[DJ]

Nah, for sure, for sure. I just. I don't like how tough that's my only beef with him. Like, we know what you are. Like, you go out of town with that shit, play that. But when you home, like, if we arguing, I'm not saying women should stand down, but I'm like, you know when you're doing too much.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Now you talking like you would be my ass. Yeah, for sure.

[Mike]

We. We actually wanted to reach out to. It's like a Texas elite football. What was that?

[B. Hen]

Football conference Football team like Football.

[Mike]

Women's football team.

[B. Hen]

But it seemed like they had a lot of studs on the team.

[DJ]

Oh, I think I seen that they were doing a little.

[B. Hen]

They were like catching the ball with one hand. And say something.

[DJ]

And I think they was all doing, like, entrances one day. Yeah, they were showing. Damn. Are they, like, blue and orange?

[B. Hen]

There was blue and orange. One of them was a black team, too.

[DJ]

Okay, yeah, I'm familiar, I'm familiar, I'm familiar.

[B. Hen]

We're trying to commentate that.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. See if they rock with us.

[DJ]

Let's make it happen. I want to do that with y'.

[B. Hen]

All.

[Mike]

Okay, yeah, that's a bet.

[DJ]

Yeah, we can come together and do that. I'll pull up. Okay, yeah, we can do that together. Sure.

[B. Hen]

Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies podcast. We got B hen in the building with us. Oh, in his building.

[DJ]

Nah, I appreciate y' all boys coming through, man. I wish I would have been able to get a hold of y' all Tuesday, but you know what I'm saying? Y' all came out here, hopefully my city at least showed y' all love.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. But you got to let us know about the food because.

[DJ]

Yeah, that's why I, like, I know people hate people. I mean, I know people hate, like, kind of contacting people they really don't know, bro. Hit me when y' all in town, okay? Like, I, I. Y' all don't gotta check in. I'm not one of them, but I just wanted. If I follow noon, I would make sure y' all was taken care of.

[Mike]

Okay?

[DJ]

So next time y' all make a stop through Indianapolis, you, the gang, everybody, I'm gonna make sure y' all straight.

[Mike]

Okay, I appreciate that.

[B. Hen]

Cause I won't lie. We. We went to three places and all.

[DJ]

No, no, no. See, this is where we going on Crash Dungeons. We're going to be honest. Where'd you go?

[Mike]

We went to. Oh, damn. What's that place?

[DJ]

Yeah, out of pocket.

[Mike]

I know.

[Caller F]

I knew.

[Mike]

We knew it was out of pocket when we walked in there, but we just want to get them like a more of a spotlight. Like, that is ass.

[DJ]

No, no, no. Tell the truth.

[B. Hen]

Pat got kangaroo tacos.

[Mike]

I was trolling that.

[B. Hen]

No, no, no. A kangaroo taco.

[Mike]

I was trolling.

[B. Hen]

He got a alligator taco.

[Mike]

Hit that. Hit. That's the only one that hit.

[DJ]

What did you get on it?

[Mike]

The kangaroo taco came with, like, two little pieces of kangaroo meat.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Cuz I could hear the screaming in the back.

[B. Hen]

What do you think he said?

[Mike]

You promised nobody would ever order that. Like, n. Somebody did it.

[DJ]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

And then they put, like, two donuts. It was donuts, but it was filled with ma cheese on the taco.

[DJ]

So listen, you Out. First of all, you out of pocket for going to and not asking. We with here. But you up by going and not asking, because that's such an exotic place.

[B. Hen]

Okay, got it.

[DJ]

If you not really like that with food, like, trying, like, me and you just, you know, you might like a steak taco supreme or some. So you went from that to a kangaroo taco. Yeah, I can't let you put that smut on agave.

[Mike]

But I had to challenge him, though. I'm like, yeah, is it really kangaroo? But, like, once I heard all that wrestling in the back.

[DJ]

Nah, that. That is in there.

[Caller A]

But you.

[DJ]

If you not an exotic eater, you gotta go to those places and get. You know what? You know what?

[B. Hen]

You know, I try to do that.

[Mike]

What you. What you. What you.

[DJ]

What you order?

[B. Hen]

I think I ordered the shrimp and steak one.

[DJ]

Okay. That's simple. If you didn't like it, bro, that's. That's fair. These restaurants.

[B. Hen]

Where else we. Where else we go, though? Damn.

[Mike]

What else we eat? Oh, those tacos. Crazy.

[B. Hen]

Oh, it was Uber Eats.

[Mike]

Oh, we almost went. We almost went to jail, too.

[Caller E]

4.

[Mike]

So we was pulling into the hotel. We stayed at the Alexander. Pulling into the hotel, and the cop had that street blocked off. I guess that's what y' all do during the games.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So we asked the cop, hey, can we sneak by you? We live right here. He went out his way, moved his truck, and you know when you had those, like, thoughts of, like, you know, in the back of your head, like, I should say this is some dark humor shit.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

He thought it was a perfect time to do that. So he rolled up his window, the front window, because he was driving and said, oink, oink, pig.

[B. Hen]

No, that wasn't me.

[Mike]

That was Mike.

[DJ]

But he forgot.

[Mike]

But he forgot that he rolled down the back window, too, so the shit was wide open.

[DJ]

Look at, like. Yeah, y' all might have to check in with me when I got. No, no, no.

[B. Hen]

It's a meme on the Internet.

[Mike]

No, I know.

[B. Hen]

I'm saying it jokingly, though, like, under

[DJ]

my breath, but will you, like, at least get through first?

[B. Hen]

But I didn't know the window was down. That was my fault. That was my fault. I accidentally rolled down the back window thinking I rolled down my window, man. It was late, bro.

[DJ]

Just make sure y' all come. I'm gonna make myself available.

[Mike]

Okay. Appreciate you.

[B. Hen]

They also told us to go to a club. I forgot what it was called.

[Mike]

Yeah, I forgot the club name.

[B. Hen]

Somebody sent us a video the next day saying, thank Y', all thank God y' all didn't go because it was a brawl. It was a whole brawl.

[Mike]

There's like 20 girls fighting. And the club promoter was at our show. He, like, come through my club. We like, all right. But we spent the. We was never going to his club, but, like, we looked up his club, and they was fighting, like, 20 girls. Big ass brawl.

[DJ]

I feel like I know what you talking about. Yeah, but this is where y' all gonna go when y' all come back. This is don't matter the day.

[Mike]

Okay. Make sure we write this down.

[DJ]

We gonna go to. We gonna go to Trap Got. So. Okay, that's on Benford. Grateful. I'm gonna take y' all to culture.

[Caller E]

Okay?

[DJ]

Roses, my uncle and them. That's their spot. And then Shadow Lounge. Shadow Lounge to my dookie and them. So I'm gonna make sure y' all straight, bro. Then I don't know if y' all eat steak and all that, but I'll take y' all to 1933 too, okay? Oh, yeah, we'll do some.

[Mike]

No more rude tacos.

[B. Hen]

Crazy.

[Mike]

They might overcook my rude, though. At the end of the day, I would know.

[DJ]

And y'.

[Caller A]

All.

[DJ]

Y' all did good by your hotel, though. The customer service there is top chair. There was some beautiful people that worked there.

[Mike]

Yeah, I saw Zubak coming out. I forgot that he actually played for the Pacers.

[DJ]

They still in transition to moving him.

[Mike]

Yeah, he a real one because he knew I couldn't, like, because, you know, like, you seeing. First of all, you see, like, a player that's seven foot. So you're like, I know you. And he knew he real. He stayed looking at me till I got his name right. He like, nah, nigga, you know who I am. Preston, you come on now.

[B. Hen]

Where.

[DJ]

Where are y' all from?

[Mike]

I'm from Pontiac, Michigan.

[DJ]

Okay, okay.

[B. Hen]

They going to make fun of me about this, cuz they say. I always say that I'm Nigerian every episode, but I'm from Nigeria, but I grew up in Chicago.

[DJ]

Oh, okay. What part of Nigeria?

[B. Hen]

Lagos.

[DJ]

That's where I want to go, bro. I've never overseas, I swear to God.

[B. Hen]

December.

[DJ]

Some people that I used to work with, they move back. Like, they good over there. You feel me? And that's how I met. He's a big artist from there.

[B. Hen]

David.

[DJ]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Mike]

Okay.

[DJ]

When they came back to the US I linked up with my guys and I met him. But they like, man, you got to come over there. It ain't like the Feed the children to go to. Yeah.

[Mike]

So, yo, so your boy is good over there?

[DJ]

Oh, great.

[Mike]

They need to, like, oh, my. His family, like, come on now. They looking for him and he want me to go over there with him.

[DJ]

No, no, no. Don't go, Dolo.

[Mike]

He got beat up with me because he was supposed to. He was supposed to. He was supposed to. So his dad was. Which your granddad was a king.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And he. He's a prince over there, but his cousins took it over. Like, no, you ain't no prince. You left and. And now he trying to go back and.

[DJ]

But you didn't leave on your own. You left because your parents, right?

[B. Hen]

Yeah, yeah, but that went back. But they went back to Nigeria for boarding school.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah.

[B. Hen]

Me and my brothers got sent back. We went.

[DJ]

You left for real?

[B. Hen]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ]

You left the soil.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying.

[DJ]

My dudes and them, they got, like, guards and over there, like, right. Don't let oh o go. I ain't with you. I got three kids and yeah, I'm

[Mike]

going to be here, dog.

[DJ]

Nah, man. I heard it's such a beautiful.

[B. Hen]

If you want to party, for sure. Like, leg. It's like the city doesn't sleep. Like, some people go there for, like, try to do touristy thing. I wouldn't say it's more of a touristy thing. Us, like, you have to, like, go there and want to have fun.

[DJ]

No, for sure.

[B. Hen]

So that's. It's one of those things. Oh, I. I saw a tweet for you.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah. And I know a little bit about Pontiac, Michigan too.

[Mike]

Okay.

[DJ]

I got some dope ass battle rappers, and that's like, right next to Detroit. A it.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Ill Will. Shout out to J.C. come on now.

[DJ]

Okay, I'm tapped in.

[B. Hen]

I saw a tweet that said Draymond really needs a specific ref that only looks at him all game.

[DJ]

Hey, that's funny. You see that last thing he did? Tripping, bro. You talking about when he jumped on

[B. Hen]

n. He sounds hilarious.

[DJ]

My boy got to retire this time.

[B. Hen]

You think so?

[DJ]

It's time.

[Mike]

I ain't gonna lie. Like, I. Like I. I played Draymond in high school. Well, our high school played. I was on jv. Yeah, our high school played. I was. I was in ninth grade.

[B. Hen]

Senior. You see your friends backtrack?

[Caller F]

Hold on.

[Mike]

No. Don't know. Draymond was cold as in high school. Like, he was £300, too. Yeah, man, just backing down, dunking. He Would run point guard and would never dribble up the court facing front. He had backed the all the way down to the basket.

[DJ]

Wow.

[Mike]

To the point. But the thing about Draymond is I know why he frustrated. They are not guarding this, so. And then he got to go set screens and, like, running through his screen. So turning him up.

[DJ]

Been like that for years now.

[Mike]

Album. That's crazy.

[DJ]

It's nothing new. I'm not excusing my boy behavior anytime on a free throw. When you in them hash marks, it never cost for you to jump on somebody.

[B. Hen]

It might be a tick, though.

[DJ]

Yeah. But I'm saying, like, I feel like he went out his way to do that, bro. That's in the NBA, bro.

[Mike]

Chris Paul did that before, though. The same move.

[DJ]

But see, look, even Chris Paul, they. They get him for his little dirty, too. But how. How they look, how they view Draymond. I always even tell my son, like, if you become the bad kid in school, no matter what the other kids do, when you do something, it's gonna be amplified, bro.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[B. Hen]

Andremon's six' eight.

[DJ]

Yeah. But I'm saying whatever Draymond do now is super amplified, bro.

[B. Hen]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I just think. I just think what has happened to him over the years is making him a little senile in between the whistle. I'm not talking about the man he is outside of whistle. I'm just saying, imagine you pushing the ball down the court six, seven years in a row. You throw it to this swish. You throw it to this swish. Now you zoom ahead eight years, and I'm swinging the ball to pies.

[DJ]

But Draymond, he has been spoiled with, you know, clay and stuff.

[Caller G]

Yeah.

[DJ]

A little stint that. What's the name was there, my man. Kd.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Jordan Poole had a sniper, like, I get it.

[Mike]

Then he sniped him for sure.

[DJ]

But I'm saying, like, Draymond has to turn into that, like, player coach, though, help develop the young guys mentally, teach them the game. You can't really teach them how to shoot because that's never been your force or anything, but you can kind of make the game easier for those players around you.

[Mike]

I don't. I don't think he. I don't really think he can. Obviously, I think Draymond would be a great coach as far as, like, X's and knows, but I don't. I think it's hard for him to give somebody advice on what he do because there's nobody that's ever going to be in position.

[DJ]

No. A Draymond will never be drafted again. I'm saying when you. If you've been working with something, like, if I've been working with y', all, and I, like, know what y' all can do well, and I'm a reason why y' all are doing so well. I feel like he got shooters around him, bro. They're just not that elite.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Like, he had. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you can give people the game,

[Mike]

but I feel like he also had discipline shooters, also.

[DJ]

He did.

[Mike]

Like, he knows Steph is running off this screen the same way. Cause I feel like, like, sometimes with players that don't have iq, they got to understand, like, even if I'm getting locked up, I got to go full throttle with this because a person with the ball think I'm going here. And kd, discipline. Clay was disciplined. Curry was disciplined, and now he got looked to his left and throw the ball to pause.

[DJ]

Okay, so I asked both of y' all this.

[Mike]

No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. But, like, look at the difference. Pause. Obviously, NBA player made it on his own dope. He from Wisconsin. To shout out to him.

[B. Hen]

I got a question. We asked this before, too. At what age you think is too old to have a roommate?

[DJ]

I don't know, bro. It depends.

[B. Hen]

First of all, everybody's situation is different,

[DJ]

and that's what I'm saying. So, like, if me and the guys, like, I. I don't ever want to live with my guys.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

But if we all going out to, like, be actors in Hollywood and shit, I feel like your mindset is different. But if I'm, like, somebody trying to start a family and my guy is trying to be the next rapper in the city or whatever, we ain't gonna mesh. So I think for. In that, if everybody not on the same accord in the friend group, I would say when we done with college, maybe 21, 22.

[Mike]

That's where I'm at with it. Like, yeah, after college, because, like, being that old, go find you a girl, nigga. Like, you know what I'm saying? Don't fake a relationship for a year until you get on your feet

[DJ]

for sure. You can. You can your way into a girl's house for sure. But I'm saying, if I'm pursuing, like, something in the entertainment field.

[B. Hen]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And I mean, y' all know how hard that is.

[B. Hen]

Especially, like, in New York.

[DJ]

Everybody's story is crazy, bro. So you damn nearby had to sacrifice that part of your life to get what you know. I mean, Trying to get to. Because I feel like if I was like a. Just say if I was an aspiring movie star or something and I made it, like, I would probably make sure whoever let me stay with them and not saying this is all happens all the time, I would take care of them for the rest of their life.

[Mike]

See, I'm so glad I ain't got nobody to help me when I was down. I ain't gotta pay nobody fucking back.

[DJ]

I just think that'll just be like. Like if y' all just crashed. If bro had a spot, he don't give a fuck about you becoming a movie star. But this is your man's like, beyond that shit. He want to see you do well, but he could give a fuck less. He go to work every day, do his. You know, he might even hate his job. But even if he love it, you know, he making sure you straight. You ain't got to pay no bills. You eating up all this food. He letting you bringing the hoes through. When you get that first movie role. Whatever, bro, I feel like. And he gonna, you know, I mean, still probably let be the same. But when you own own bro take care of your man.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[DJ]

Go back and get your man.

[Mike]

No, it'd be the worst if you. If you living with your guy, but he live with his girl.

[DJ]

Oh, that's the worst.

[Mike]

You can hear the girl talking through him.

[DJ]

Hey, bro, like, that's what up friendship.

[Mike]

When you wash your clothes, you just gotta move it over a little bit. You're looking at that like he tell

[DJ]

you, man, clean out the dryer.

[Caller E]

She.

[DJ]

Cause you keep leaving all the lint in the dryer. Or the dishes. I think it would be the dishes.

[B. Hen]

The dishes is like, if you got

[DJ]

a nasty friend and you live with your girl, she on your ass about how trifling that on your ass.

[Mike]

Then she coming to you like, no, you gonna come to your boy like, I ain't gonna lie, bro. My girl getting fed up. You gotta choose. It's Melinda or Melissa. She can't have two.

[DJ]

All right, let's put you in that position. Okay, Say, my man's day. They trying to be the next goddamn movie star.

[Mike]

Okay?

[DJ]

Just use that. But you the one they need. You live with your girl. This nigga trifling than a motherfucker. He don't wash his clothes, he leaving shit around. He coming in at 4 in the morning with three different women, but your girl getting on your ass. What do you do on some real shit? Is it your man this been your man since y' all was babies. This girl knew you just let her move in.

[Mike]

I actually had this situation before.

[DJ]

Oh, what's he speaking on?

[Mike]

I had just had a newborn and my guy that's always like, he'd come to me to stay in my house for a week.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I'm like, oh, I just had a newborn. And then I'm like, he like, can I stay at your crib? I'm like, yeah, that's cool, bro. But you know, I got a newborn, you know, like, blah, blah. And he was like, all right, bet I'mma be there at 3am I said, all right. No, you not

[DJ]

see the baby make it different.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's like the baby make a difference.

[B. Hen]

I spent the night at your place when you're in your past relationship for like two weeks. Oh, yeah. He only time we ever lived together. My God.

[Mike]

See, I got real man like this. He had a mattress in my living room, right?

[B. Hen]

I was waiting between my lease. My lease about to start in the new Milwaukee where I was put that

[Mike]

story mattress in my living room. And then a wake up at 5am every day. I'm in the bed, I smell pancakes.

[DJ]

I'm like, what the this good?

[Mike]

But it go the opposite. It way too. Because it's just like if, you know, somebody got different morals in you and they up the house and they dirty you. Like, I don't want that around me. But when somebody got a better routine than you and they living in your. Like waking up at 5am I turned

[DJ]

off your alarm one time.

[Mike]

No, this came in my room and turned off my alarm and chisel like, yo, bro, your alarm. Yeah, like,

[B. Hen]

bro, like 30 minutes. No, that shit was going on for 30 minutes.

[Mike]

Let me tell you the weirdest shit he did.

[B. Hen]

Let me tell you.

[Mike]

Tell me this weird. There's a type of weird shit he'll do.

[Caller A]

Okay.

[Mike]

This know like I'm a person. Like if somebody tell me to do something, especially like back then, I'm. I'm way better about it now. But somebody told me to do something. I'm a delayed a little bit because I don't want you to think, hey, hey, take out, take out these boxes and shit like that, right? So it was a one time the girls that that was living with me said, hey, can you take out these cardboard boxes? I said, I got it. And I like to wait a couple hours and I look up this Mike. He wait till she got home and

[DJ]

then the grabs the boxes. Oh, Mike, weird. I took the boxes out immediately Mike. Out of your pocket.

[B. Hen]

It's the feeling when you're staying at somebody's place and they're doing you a favor. Because I was trying to get my lease. My lease didn't start to like two weeks later. So I was like, you know, I started to try to do extra around the house. I'm trying to clean up.

[DJ]

Was she home?

[Mike]

Crazy.

[DJ]

You're loyalty to me.

[B. Hen]

That's just me though.

[Mike]

No, he, he, he just got. I'm telling you, he just got down his bro code within the last like six, seven years in college. This was wild. I was with.

[DJ]

It was like this, what I like

[B. Hen]

to hear joke too far.

[Mike]

It was a girl that I just started talking to and he chilling with a girl he just start talking to. We all in the living room. He go, pat, what's that ex you had? What's her name?

[Caller G]

I said,

[B. Hen]

you swear this what happened? Wait, wait, I got it.

[Mike]

Okay, go ahead.

[B. Hen]

I wasn't with anybody. He was chilling with his, his girlfriend at the time, right? They chill this. We call her Sarah. Right? I said, and we're not going to call her Sarah. You just chill with your girl at the time. Yes. I went in there. So his ex name is Marissa, right? His name is Marissa.

[Caller F]

Yeah.

[B. Hen]

And I. And he was in there with his current girlfriend and I was just joking around and I was like, man, I miss Marissa, but it was a joke. She laughed, though. It was a joke, but you know,

[Mike]

it's like she didn't do anything. It's like new. So like, I never told her about my exact.

[DJ]

But you know, you, you was. She might have laughed at the moment because she didn't want to up the vibe at the time, but most girls hold that to a head. And yeah, when gets.

[B. Hen]

I knew he wasn't gonna end up with her either though.

[DJ]

No, but I'm saying once she gets more relaxed, Marissa's gonna come up at a random time.

[Caller E]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ]

And it's gonna throw him so off the loose. Marissa. So Marissa.

[Mike]

No, you gotta watch telling. You got to watch this. Like you'll be on a double date and you'll just see the start jogging in the opposite place. You be like, damn, where Mike going? This giving $20 to a homeless family.

[DJ]

Mike is hoping to get out the

[B. Hen]

car at all times.

[DJ]

Mike is hoping to get out the car and run to the door to make sure both ladies get it. Mike, pull your wheelchair out before.

[B. Hen]

Before in the past with Pat. Yeah, he gets. He turns into a comedian when the girls are around.

[Mike]

You know it.

[DJ]

Where's he on you?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, it's not.

[Caller A]

He's like.

[B. Hen]

He's like, look at my coming latest. It's like random ass jokes.

[Mike]

The be mad as he be like, bro, you always saying some get off my dick. All I can think about is how many times you got me.

[B. Hen]

All you can think about is my dick.

[DJ]

That's what you about to say. He said, get off my dick and

[B. Hen]

he said all I could think about.

[Mike]

Edit play G. What.

[DJ]

What college did y' all go to?

[B. Hen]

A small D3.

[Mike]

Yeah, Lakeland University.

[DJ]

Oh, my people used to hoop for Lakeland.

[Mike]

Oh, for real?

[DJ]

Yeah. Like, how old are y'? All?

[B. Hen]

33.

[Mike]

Yeah, he 33.

[DJ]

Oh, okay.

[B. Hen]

They was the same age. No, he not people a little older

[DJ]

than y', all, but yeah, that's a. That's a dope. Y' all used to have a fire ass basketball team.

[B. Hen]

They used to be pretty good.

[Mike]

Yeah, for sure. What year? What year are you talking about?

[DJ]

I want to believe it's 0808 09. Greg Foster. I think. I think G went there.

[Mike]

Okay.

[DJ]

My Husy Hamburg went there and my. My boy Lewis Hogan went there.

[Mike]

Oh, damn. Okay, now I got a question for you.

[Caller A]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What's something. Because like, now I feel like you really in the industry, like, it's very hard to mention sports podcasts without bringing you up.

[Caller F]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I feel like either obviously you had the first one, so I'm ask you to explain the first one. Like, what's something that you went in thinking about NBA players that changed immediately, like as soon as you got in that industry?

[DJ]

Well, my story is a little different because I've been around NBA players for a long time. I actually got real friends that made it to the NBA and NFL. So my insight on NBA players is probably a lot more different than people who just jumping in the space and just meeting somebody who's in the NBA and working with them. Because when we was kind of the first pod to do something with a friend and an NBA player, a lot of the times when NBA players was getting paused, they were starting with probably a random white guy or something, you

[Mike]

know what I'm saying? Somebody.

[DJ]

Not just real shit. So with me, I had experiences growing up in this shit. So it's kind of like I didn't have no different once we got into this world. It's kind of like, I know y', all, I know y' all normal. Like, it took for me to really be around my friends and go hang around them for the first time to see like, oh, these ain't perfect.

[B. Hen]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I used to look at NBA players and put them on a pedestal. Like, they just didn't do shit. All niggas did was hoop, work hard, go home. So when I got grown and got to, you know, going to parties and shit, you get to see, like, all the different variations of, like, what an athlete is.

[Mike]

For real. They just normal niggas.

[DJ]

Yeah. But I used to. I can't. I ain't gonna call my boy out. Cause he trying to get the job in the league. But one of my literally, bro, sort of got drunk all night, bro, until damn near 7 in the morning and got up and scored 40. Real life. Like, y' all know I'm gonna tell you the pod. But, like, so me seeing like that was like, mind blowing to me. Because I'm like, damn, bro, I feel so bad. We. We out all night. I'm just a going to the game. He like, bro, I'm good, bro. I got this little pack. We good. Smoking everything. Bro got up. I swear to God, he had 40. But then you see other players that, like, cr. Trash out. And so, like, athletes, I kind of had a understanding of how they was way, way before this. I just understand now in this space is weird than a. Yeah, right. The people that I didn't know now do a lot of online, and we. And we don't press nobody body or nothing, but we ask people like, damn, bro, why did you say that? You know what I mean? Because we like to get a better understanding. And like, oh, I forgot, bro. I don't even remember what the.

[Mike]

I know I don't. I'm not ready for that.

[DJ]

But I'm. But I'm telling you, that's what's yet to come.

[Mike]

Damn.

[DJ]

Cause Jeff had to grab me like, bro, I told you this is fake. Like, we know who we know. Like, we cool with who we cool with. But don't think too much about this. Like, come do our job and we out, you know? I mean, make the show what it is. But we don't gotta with them. So. Yeah is weird in this space, y'.

[B. Hen]

All.

[Mike]

So do you feel like people like. Because I'm. I'm guessing you, like, at even more parties than you was when you was coming up. So do you feel like. Yeah, so do you feel like people. Do you feel like people put on a show around you? Like, I'm not gonna show B. Him my real personality?

[DJ]

Cause nah, that's.

[Mike]

He might tell a war story.

[DJ]

Hell nah. The problem with us is why people be Scared to come on our pod. Cause we come and make you feel comfortable. And niggas like, damn, did I. What did I say? We've been drinking and kicking it. Cause it's like coming to kick it with your cousins, bro. You know what I'm saying? So we. I don't wanna. Like, if you had prior anything. I make it a point never to bring that up on the show. Because I know y' all is human and y' all go through, you know what I mean? Like, I know how false allegations work in this. Like, so I always make people feel. Well, all three of us, me, DJ and Jeff, always make people just feel like one, bro. So it ain't really no. It ain't really no beef or no. Like that. It's all smooth.

[Mike]

Yeah. I feel like you got the golden ticket. I started off kind of, like, very proper, and I was like, trying not to offend nobody, but you came in speaking your mind right away.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I feel like that kind of makes you uncancel because, like, people knew what they was getting into.

[B. Hen]

I used to get canceled.

[Mike]

Who? Not good.

[DJ]

I probably can, bro, but like I told you, Freaky Mike.

[Mike]

No, he got a chill.

[DJ]

Like, I tell people all the time, too, bro. I've been joaning on people since I was 4. So I don't care. Like, we talk about the studs. If you gay, if you God damn it, straight, whatever. I ain't never gave nobody a pass, bro. Nobody passed. Cause I don't try to go. I don't try to dig deep in nobody. Like I said, we don't talk about nothing personal with nobody.

[B. Hen]

Just not like the low hanging fruit.

[DJ]

Yeah, but if. But if I see you, bro, we just gonna join. And that's just. That's my goddamn love language. So, like, Ryan Clark. Ryan Clark came on the show and got the jonan on me. And, man, we tight. Like, that's. That's my guy now, for real, you know what I'm saying? Because we built that relationship. So sometimes, like, Dwight hired the. I. I wasn't expecting that to go crazy. Yeah, yeah, but I feel like.

[Mike]

No, but you just recently caught him nasty. But they don't. People don't even know that's y' all lingo, though.

[DJ]

Yeah, but. Exactly. And that's another thing. I say nasty all the time, and that's not me disrespecting nobody. That's just like, bro, basically, you know what I'm saying? But that. That got out of hand. But I feel like how he took that wasn't like, because we met him, we did the show him, and I feel like he took that the wrong way.

[B. Hen]

Yeah.

[DJ]

You know what I'm saying? So clip culture. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I. Bro, I don't. I don't care. That's the thing. I don't care. I don't want to up the money. I teetered that line, though.

[B. Hen]

Yeah. No, we just talked about this with Drew Ski. It's like. And he was explaining he's the worst. Yeah.

[Mike]

He be getting away with a lot

[DJ]

of my Drew Ski. He says, the crazy craziest in the world. So I know what I do is for sure. Mal.

[B. Hen]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And I'm not even comparing us, but I'm saying. And what we say. Oh, he got me be a thousand percent.

[Mike]

But that's why I love your content. Because I'm like, if B hand say something and you push that level up, I say everything under there because I'm like, hey, he gotta get canceled.

[DJ]

It's tears.

[B. Hen]

Oh, God. Listeners keep saying, you said you're gonna. You would punch God.

[DJ]

Yeah, that's out of pocket.

[B. Hen]

Let's see. That's.

[Mike]

Let me explain myself.

[DJ]

That's what I'm saying. You. You saying that. That's kind of you.

[Mike]

Okay, can I explain myself? Touching a different audience, but can I explain myself? Because I think I'm. I think I'm. I know I'm going to heaven. You know what I'm saying? But he said in a scenario where, like, I reached heaven's gate and they like, no, you can't come in.

[DJ]

Oh, you shitty. Somebody gotta get these things. Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, somebody. Okay, you said in that reference.

[Mike]

Yes, like, oh, I'm not getting in. Like, oh, okay.

[B. Hen]

Nah.

[DJ]

But I'm glad that just happened. See how you just said, but you said you'll punch God. That's how my get clipped up sometimes with no backing. How you was just explaining that to me, bro. I understand that by how he came off. If he tweeted that. If he said Patrick said he'll punch God. And not giving no context, bro, your name is smutted out. All because of this nigga.

[Mike]

Y' all got so many. Like, we got. I think we. I think we counted. I think we got, like, maybe like, 20, 23, 24, like, prominent fake pages that post our clips. Y' all got about a thousand.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah, Easily.

[Mike]

Like a thousand thousand, bro.

[DJ]

Easily.

[Mike]

And they be clipping y' all out of context all the time.

[DJ]

You know what? What I tell y' all to enjoy about this, right? Now, too, bro. Now, when somebody out of these pages say something, they call these niggas about me. Like, somebody just posted some shit about Isaiah Stewart and thought it was me. Rich Paul even reached out like, bro, we love being. Yeah, y' all can't up and lose the show because his ass tweeting some like this. And, like, that ain't be him, but that's some be him to say, yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ]

Oh, B. Hintail Club 5 20.

[Mike]

I did. I tagged me hentail or something. Responded like, he like, much love, but I was.

[DJ]

But no, that happens, though. But I always tell people, like, he just. He been going on a crazy run this past month. But I'm like, please just take a second and read these people's bio. Yeah, yeah, they be telling y' all they not me. But I'll be telling him because I got a relationship with him, because I. Some shit I do make him take down. Yeah, I let him. You know, I let him get the shit off. But I'm like, bro, my name is attached to a lot of this. You use it me, right? You know what I'm saying? So you got to kind of be careful how you push it out. Because it'd be some, bro. It'd be the wildest video. It could be some about the gay community, anything. Yeah, he is say some Bernie Mac. That'll go way too far, bro. Like, my. My Twitter was shut down, bro, for three days.

[B. Hen]

Your personal Twitter?

[DJ]

My personal Twitter.

[Mike]

Because of him.

[DJ]

Because of some. That he said.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[DJ]

You know what I'm saying? So that is real. So enjoy why it's still Mal. Yeah, enjoy that.

[Mike]

I ain't gonna lie. I was part of the problem because there was a video out about you that I actually thought was you. And I said, man, this is wild. You know what video I'm talking about?

[DJ]

Nah. Tell me.

[Mike]

You was in a bar, and you was like. It was a girl in front of you, and white girl. And you was fingering the girl, bro.

[DJ]

That shit scared. No, we can talk about that, bro. It's the middle of, like, a party. It's like a pool party or some shit, but it's a nigga with my same head shape, waves everything. The only thing that saved me, bro, was my, like, my tattoos and shit on my neck that scared me. I got a family at home, bro.

[Mike]

I didn't think about that.

[DJ]

You know what I'm saying? So I'm looking at that, I'm like, where the was we at?

[Caller A]

Like.

[DJ]

Cause when we go out of town, Bro, like, we party and get drunk. You know what I mean? Like, we be in the club, so I'm like. And we be like, at day parties because we do, like, activations. And I'm looking at this. I said, oh, no.

[B. Hen]

That gotta be a scary feeling to

[DJ]

not know that's out of body, the same build. Yeah, every so you ain't wrong, bro. I had a really answer to that. And my girl is cool than a bro. Like, my lady is. She understands my life, you know what I'm saying? But that, bro, was that a little more explaining? Nah, I'm just saying, it wasn't even. Like I said, my girl is cool, but it's like, you know how girls got friends and family that don't play about them. It was more so them, like, sending me, like, we know you this quote unquote famous, but you getting out of hand. I'm looking at it like, it took me like, about a day, bro, to really kind of, like, realize that that wasn't me, bro.

[B. Hen]

Oh, my God.

[DJ]

I'm like.

[B. Hen]

So there was a time you, like, really thought, like, this was you and you just didn't remember this?

[DJ]

I swear to God, if I find it or bro find it, he's gonna show you, bro.

[Mike]

You got it? No, that's the reason I started watching 520. I said, oh, I said. I said, man, I gotta step my game up.

[DJ]

Ain't that a bitch?

[Mike]

That's why the.

[DJ]

That almost ruined my life. That's probably the wild. That's funny as hell. That and the video about D. Wade son dribbling. No, so that one is probably. Them two videos is probably like, my most, like, craziest videos.

[Mike]

Did you.

[DJ]

Oh, man. Because I didn't make that video. But we just did, like, a reaction to it, and it was.

[Mike]

No, that was crazy.

[DJ]

Everybody blamed me for that. No, that was in this room. It was here in this room.

[Mike]

That was definitely. That was definitely Mike. Mike and Jeff fought for that. Because they could have stopped you.

[Caller F]

Yes.

[Mike]

He and Jeff said, nope at first, but then he started participating alive.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I feel like you feed off their last and you just like, okay, that must be the go ahead.

[DJ]

No, but I just. Bro, I couldn't get that out of my head. Because DJ was talking about, like, when Gilbert Arenas first knew who saucy Santana was. So when he has told that story that just because I had just seen the video and I just. I just. We just brought it up, bro. Pulled it up. But that is the funniest video on the Internet.

[Mike]

No, that. That is fucked up. Because, like, some of the funniest stuff is just like. But when you think about the actual person that's affecting you, like, ah, nah.

[Caller A]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And I didn't mean for it to be like that, because I'm like, bro, the sad part about that is they thought it was me that made the video.

[Mike]

Oh, no.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I was just, like, laughing at the video. And it's like, the nigga is twerking on the basketball, bro. Like, that shit is.

[Mike]

Oh, there's crazy. Oh, so. Because I remember you talking about the Oscar Robinson thing. I ain't gonna bring that up, but I ain't gonna bring that up. But it got me to thinking because Lil Yachty just recently went on a podcast and dissed. I forgot.

[Caller E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

He was dissing them and saying, like, how new age rap is better.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And then it got me back to the point where, like, this is my opinion about it. Like, just because something is old, I mean, just because something was done first doesn't mean, like, it's just done better. You know what I mean? Oscar Robinson. Go. Obviously, Tr.

[B. Hen]

Double.

[Mike]

Yeah. Started the wave and stuff like that. No, for sure you pay him homage, but that don't mean that he better or that he can even be in the league today.

[DJ]

Exactly.

[Mike]

And the one thing that I want people to think about is there's no rapper that could play in the league today. Not like he couldn't even last. He probably couldn't even get a bucket. There's not one rapper. I don't give a. If you like Chris Brown and you think he'd get a bucket. No, he can't.

[B. Hen]

You don't think Chris Brown can get a bucket in the bucket?

[Mike]

I know one, but what. Who?

[DJ]

Davies. If he. If he. If Davies worked out. If Davies worked out and really, like, tapped in. Like, now. Bro is a little older, but I'm saying, like, he was like, a very, very highly touted basketball player. He played with KDE on the AAU team, and he's six' six.

[Mike]

Okay.

[B. Hen]

God damn.

[Mike]

Maybe he's six' six.

[DJ]

Yes, bro.

[Mike]

What the fuck?

[DJ]

Real shit. So he's like. He's a real basketball player.

[Mike]

Next.

[DJ]

He was a real basketball player.

[B. Hen]

Okay.

[DJ]

A real guard.

[Mike]

But I still don't believe it. I still don't believe it. Like, at the high. Like, if they paying attention to him now. If you saying, like, Davies running out there like, he pods and. Yeah, I believe Davies can knock in a couple.

[DJ]

Get on your ass.

[Mike]

No, you're not. No, you're not. That's why I'm talking about it. All you talk about, well, if I see it's just me and pause, I'm straight. We both going home to our families. I promise you that. But no, but I was saying that because I saw Master P actually getting buckets and I'm like. But he was getting some ISO buckets.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I believe Davies could run up and down and if, like, if he treated like a regular player and he just shooting there, maybe get a fast break, layup. I'm saying like paying attention to the person. Like an ISO bucket. I don't believe it's a rapper that can get it today. That's what I'm saying. Like, the league is just taking off. I'm seeing people in a g league dropping 50 balls and I'm like, damn, they can't even get in the league right now.

[DJ]

So do you agree that players back then can play in today's game? Can Oscar Robertson play in today's game?

[Mike]

No, no, I just. I just watched a highlight of Sebastian Telfair and he had like. Sebastian Telford had that shit. He out of league.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Mike]

Gone. I'm looking at players like OJ Mayo out of the league. Like these players like that.

[DJ]

Well, they out of the league for other.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's true too.

[DJ]

You name too fried. Like, you name two of my guys that are just out of league. Not because of talent, because of the off court. I'm talking about pure talent. Oscar Robinson was 6, 3, 2, 20, averaging a triple double in the goddamn 60s. You don't think he can come in the NBA today and give half of that production?

[B. Hen]

I thought the assist will still be. Will still be up there.

[Caller A]

No.

[B. Hen]

You don't think so?

[Mike]

Hell no. I just don't believe it. But if you drop. Let's take DeMar DeRozan and drop him back in that time, shit, he might have six rings.

[DJ]

Okay, so now you brought up Lil Yachty in the music. So we know you don't fuck with the old heads. Cool.

[Mike]

Not all of them old music.

[DJ]

Do you think if one of those old rappers. Let's say who's an old rapper? The hip, hip hoppity shit. That's different. But I'm saying somebody who was really lyrical, Rakim. If you take Rakim and put him in today, can Rakim maintain his status?

[Mike]

That's different. Rakim is different. He's talking about a lyricist, though.

[DJ]

I'm just saying. But I'm. It's a basketball player, bro.

[Mike]

I feel like I've. I Feel like everybody has their hip hop hippity person. I don't feel like it's like a. A timeline to it. That's what I'm trying to say.

[DJ]

Was Lil Yachty out of pocket then?

[Mike]

A little bit. He should have explained it more. Like, everybody got some. I literally just saw, like. I literally just listened to an old little pump song. You know what I'm saying? It just like. Like people gonna be looking at that and just be like, this is the type of shit y' all used to like. You know what I'm saying? Like, we gonna. They gonna talk to us the same way, but they're not gonna be able to say shit about Cole or Kendrick.

[B. Hen]

I think also because, like, a lot of the. I would say, quote unquote, bad rappers in today's times, they're more popular too, because the Internet, we don't know a lot of, like, the really bad rappers. True. Cause you can get on being a bad rapper.

[DJ]

Yes.

[B. Hen]

In today's time.

[DJ]

That's a great point, bro. Cause they did not have TikTok Instagram.

[Caller A]

No.

[B. Hen]

So we just. The battle made it.

[DJ]

They would. A lot of them more than would have been exposed.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. Like, all them songs wasn't good, bro.

[DJ]

But that goes to show you how hard it was to make it, though.

[B. Hen]

It was. Yeah, yeah, I would agree.

[DJ]

That's what. That's why I give, like, old music and shit, like, all rappers a pass because the. The. The route that they had to take, bro. Out the trunk, out the store, Physical copies, real touring, like, on the bus. Street teams, like kids now don't even have a street team.

[Mike]

It's too instant these days. I ain't got a grind for it, bro. I literally just seen a nigga go viral on Tick Tock and then two weeks got five chains. They're just like, bro. Just gave that the world, the small little melody, like, but content.

[DJ]

All you gotta do is have a catch.

[B. Hen]

Yeah, that's.

[DJ]

I tell people all the time why we so out of tune is because we older, bro. Yeah, kids are the most important part to anybody's success, bro.

[Mike]

No facts.

[DJ]

Athletes, rappers, entertainers. It is the. If the kids don't with you, you're not gonna last, bro. Yeah, tell me that's the only thing for real.

[Mike]

There's people selling out. Like, bro, I haven't. No offense, but I haven't listened to a Travis Scott song in so long, bro. But you look at his concerts pack, where you. The biggest album sales pack one of the biggest.

[DJ]

One of the biggest. Who y' all listen to then?

[B. Hen]

Who I listen to Travis Pac, St. John Pac?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Who's that?

[Mike]

Tupac.

[DJ]

Oh, okay.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[B. Hen]

Oh, you don't bro.

[Mike]

Listen to Tupac, bro.

[DJ]

That's why I'm like, who is that hard, bro?

[Mike]

N. It's pot. Who I listen to, bro.

[DJ]

Let that go, Chuck D. Stop. Stop.

[Mike]

Between that, I might throw on a Louis Faron speech.

[DJ]

Stop.

[Mike]

Now I was getting my haircut at the barber shop and the threw on, like, the old Lo. Louis Faron tapes. I said, yeah, I'm about to get up a little bit. I knew my life was about to go straight back. I said, oh, that used the double razor.

[B. Hen]

That.

[DJ]

L give me some real music heads that you listen to, man.

[Mike]

Music heads. I'm Baby Keem. I really like his. His new. That he just dropped.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Mike]

I don't know if it's J I D or Jid I with him.

[Caller E]

Both.

[Mike]

Yo, that's my guy Clips. I really with they last album, obviously with Kendrick album. I fuck with Party and Drake last album. I like everybody music. That. That means something. You know what I'm saying? I like Gun Alive.

[B. Hen]

I like. I like the islandy kind of music.

[Mike]

Like rap. Like rap about something that's going on in your life. You know what I'm saying?

[DJ]

So you like. Like DeVito.

[B. Hen]

Yeah. Afrobeats. I like like St. John.

[DJ]

St. John is wrong. His first.

[B. Hen]

Yeah. Super Fire. Underrated, too.

[DJ]

Yeah. Damn. You know something?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ]

My boy a little versatile.

[B. Hen]

Yeah, yeah, very versatile.

[Mike]

He got no choice, man.

[DJ]

He better stay tapped in.

[Mike]

He knocked that. Tapped in, he ain't even know. Know who you mess up.

[Caller E]

Who?

[Mike]

He ain't no Morris Chestnut.

[B. Hen]

I did know more. That's what I said. Was in forgot what movie y' all said Boys to men.

[DJ]

No said boys to men. That's the best,

[Caller A]

bro. You got.

[DJ]

You got these out, bro.

[B. Hen]

You got boys in the hood, I bet.

[Caller A]

Boys in the hood.

[Mike]

No, this he like.

[B. Hen]

Cuz you said the Ricky's in. That's why I said por.

[DJ]

You know, Ricky, he.

[Mike]

He like to jump in from being a foreigner and, like, being America. Like, be trying to jump in.

[DJ]

I'll be talking about with the studs. He's a tweener.

[B. Hen]

Some callers now.

[Mike]

All right, Bet.

[B. Hen]

Yo, what up?

[Mike]

What it is, what it is, what it is type.

[B. Hen]

Okay. Welcome to Crash podcast, bro.

[Caller E]

Thanks, thanks. No longer want to tell the story.

[Mike]

Where are you from?

[Caller E]

Trinidad.

[Mike]

Oh, Trinidad.

[DJ]

Okay.

[B. Hen]

All right. What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you right?

[Caller E]

So this one time I run from some because it was too hairy.

[Mike]

Because it was too hairy.

[Caller E]

So

[DJ]

bro, why, what made you run, right?

[Caller E]

It was recently. So like I said recently, like last week. Okay, so Trinidad Carnival just finished, right? So I meet this. This girl from New York and she come down and I meet you. So she called him over. So I went, right? So when I went, no, she was on the phone with some fella, but I really care. So she talking to the man and then tell the man she going because she gonna get cracked.

[Mike]

I can't understand her, but I understand.

[Caller A]

Go ahead.

[Caller E]

So hang up the phone. And she took off she clothes pussy hairy. But listen, it's hairy, but she died blonde. And it's not that.

[DJ]

I ain't gonna lie, bro. I'd have been scared too. Oh, God, some albino coochie is crazy.

[Caller E]

Yeah,

[DJ]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Mike]

Oh my God.

[B. Hen]

What was like, did you like, like actually run, like turned around, right?

[Caller E]

So same time one of my friends was calling, so I just answered the phone and say, yeah, boy, I'm coming now. I tell you how to go and I'll come back.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah, the dummy car. I love that.

[B. Hen]

So was it. Was it the cup? Was it the color that scared you or was it just the hairiness?

[Caller E]

Just. Just the hairiness. Like, oh, God, they come trained you come train that from a different country. I mean, wax and you want to get a crack. Got something wrong with that.

[B. Hen]

Okay. It's a cultural thing.

[Caller E]

Y had a wax in Trinidad. You had a wax, you had to come good.

[Mike]

Yeah, but the blind. That blonde would have scared me.

[DJ]

Yeah, that would have threw me off.

[Mike]

I ain't going to lie.

[DJ]

I didn't got down on some hair and before.

[B. Hen]

Yeah, but the blonde, not a blonde is crazy. That's a thought.

[Mike]

Like Napoleon Dynamite, Marshall Mathers.

[Caller H]

No, but here was the embarrassment, right?

[Caller E]

In part me while I was working, right? So then she come while I was working again the next day and I was telling my friend about it. And then she raised up on and under she. I'm here too. And it blun same way. And then he see and he was like, nah.

[Mike]

Oh. So I guess what I heard is like he. He talks arm hair. He. Oh, he said arm hair.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Her underarm hair was blonde too.

[Caller E]

Yep.

[Mike]

Well, at the end of the day, you still ran on.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Was she white?

[Caller E]

No, she.

[B. Hen]

Hello?

[Caller E]

Hello? Can I hear me?

[B. Hen]

Yeah, yeah, we can hear you. What up? Welcome to Craftsman's podcast. We got our boy. We're just talking over each other.

[Mike]

I know. Tell that. You just talking too much. Just say, what up, bro?

[Caller A]

What's good? Y' all got who show?

[B. Hen]

We got our boy B hand with us.

[Caller A]

I was down with it.

[DJ]

What up, bro?

[B. Hen]

We got a question for you. What's your dilemma?

[Caller A]

A got a damn. What was my dilemma? Oh, shit. I gotta make $29 stretch for like,

[Caller G]

two weeks right now.

[Mike]

Currently.

[Caller G]

Currently.

[Caller A]

That tax return a bitch. It ain't his yet.

[Mike]

Okay, what bills you gotta do in between then?

[Caller A]

None. I ain't gonna lie. I just paid off my car note, so I should be sure.

[Mike]

Okay, cool. Okay. What? You got a girl?

[Caller E]

Nah.

[B. Hen]

Why not?

[DJ]

Why not, though?

[B. Hen]

That does not sound convincing.

[DJ]

Why don't you have a girl, though? Nah, I. I don't.

[Caller A]

But, like, am I involved with somebody? Yeah. So it. We ain't.

[DJ]

Yeah, she can't. She can't make nothing stretch for you. She can't let you hold something to that tax herself.

[Caller A]

I ain't gonna lie, bro. I'm profiting the motherfucker. I'm not telling her.

[Mike]

You know why he can't do it? Because that's who he spent it on. And she gonna be like, why. Why we going on them dates last week if you needed some money?

[DJ]

You playing the game, bro.

[B. Hen]

How old are you?

[Caller G]

Orange day?

[Caller A]

Oh, I'm 23.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ]

Are you playing the game?

[Mike]

Young. Young.

[DJ]

Yeah. Or yeah. Or you ain't hanging wood like you supposed to. Well, you got to get in there and you young, bro. So it's okay for you to make these little minor mistakes, and it's okay. We all been broke. I'm saying if she got bro. And you see like, some type of future with her, or even if you don't her, it's temporary. Her and sprayed her. Ask for 100, don't make no $20 ain't getting you tomorrow.

[B. Hen]

I ain't going to lie.

[Caller A]

I'm. I'm. I'm like. I'm in my last year of school, so, like, it's. I'm. I'm really chilling for the time being. So, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, little. Listen, listen up. You just said. You just said I got dollar to my name and said I'm chilling in the same sentence like that. Don't.

[DJ]

Nah. Your hustle hand gotta be crazier than that, bro. You probably going to school to be something. Fire. Whatever it is, bro.

[B. Hen]

What are you going to school to be?

[Caller A]

Civil engineer.

[DJ]

Yeah, you about to really get to the chicken. And this is where you play with her, though. You see where. This is where. You see where her head is? Because if she. If you've been rocking with her, she know what you going to school to be. So she know the real bag on the way that tax return here in a while, you ain't even be gonna get one of them.

[B. Hen]

She has to see you as an investor. Investment.

[DJ]

Yeah. And you supposed to does she got kids?

[Caller E]

No.

[DJ]

Damn. Okay, so her probably hitting on nothing. No, don't, don't listen to VM Broochi. I'm talking about her text. I mean, I mean, I mean,

[Caller F]

the

[Caller A]

only reason why I say I'm. Look, the only reason why I say I'm chilling is because, like, you know, like everything is in like driving distance and stuff or walking distance and like that. My job, you know, school and stuff like that.

[DJ]

That's too long. 14 days, bro, for 29, bro. And I get it, bro.

[Caller A]

I mean, I got, you know, I got odd jobs and stuff like that. I do pressure washing. So I got something coming up.

[Mike]

It ain't odd enough.

[B. Hen]

He ain't got no

[Caller A]

pat on dick. Hey,

[Mike]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. You can't talk nothing to me, bro. You got 29.

[Caller A]

Ain't going to lie. Ain't you like 10 years? You tell you like 10 years older than me. Of course you're supposed to be balling old ass.

[Caller G]

And I got.

[Mike]

And I got 40 years more money than you. How about that? Hey, this.

[Caller A]

This Flex, this flexing his bread like he not a broadcaster. Like, damn, I'm not, I'm not, bro.

[Mike]

I'm just. I'm trying to motivate you by being mean to you. So you're like, damn, pat a whole ass. But he should be right.

[Caller A]

No, real. You a. I gotta get my money up.

[DJ]

N. Lock in, bro. Lock in. Hang with it. Ask for 40 on the dresser.

[Caller A]

So, hey, look, hey, before we get up out of here, hey, before we get up out of here, I'm a. I'm a Patreon member. But. And before y' all say I paid for this before I went, bro, we

[B. Hen]

gonna you a refund, bro.

[Mike]

No, we got you, bro. Hey, make that $36.

[B. Hen]

You got it.

[Caller A]

7.

[Mike]

Coming right back to you.

[Caller A]

All right, man. You have a good one.

[Mike]

For real. Hit my line, bro. I'mma send you 50 personally, bro. Got you.

[Caller A]

Hey, stand on it.

[Mike]

I'm stand on it, bro. I'mma stand on it. Broke ass. You know, I got you A.

[DJ]

This a ho.

[Caller A]

All right, bro.

[Mike]

You know, I'mma tell everybody I gave

[DJ]

you the 50 too.

[Mike]

Like, oh God.

[Caller A]

I changed this poor life. 50.

[Mike]

You see that? Mid went to Jack in the box because of me with that drive through. All right, all right.

[B. Hen]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

Now 29 is crazy. For two weeks, I always had 40 on me. You know what I mean? Like, not 29.

[B. Hen]

I always had a way to get a hundred.

[Mike]

It. Yes.

[Caller G]

Oh, no.

[DJ]

He said he pr. That cost a lot of money to get your anything.

[B. Hen]

Pr.

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller A]

So.

[Mike]

But he too deep in. He got a car Note with only 29. Like you signed up for big money movements, bro.

[DJ]

He the. That got a probably a thousand dollar car payment.

[Mike]

Yeah, exactly.

[DJ]

For a Volkswagen that worth 10, 40,000.

[Mike]

Oh, man, that's paying 40k.

[DJ]

Hey, tear his ass up. And it's about here pay here, you know, got every two weeks they coming to get that. And then when they come get that, you still old dusty ass.

[B. Hen]

Oh, we're good, we're good.

[DJ]

Y. Y. Yo, what up, what up,

[Caller F]

what up, what up?

[Mike]

You not broke, is you?

[DJ]

You.

[Caller G]

Oh, no. That just means the collar was broke, wasn't it?

[Caller A]

Yeah,

[Caller G]

I said I done seen the show too many times. All right.

[Mike]

No.

[B. Hen]

All right, what's your dilemma?

[Caller G]

So basically I don't know how to tell. Well, I keep trying to tell her, but I feel like my girl is making dumb choices and she about to ruin her life.

[B. Hen]

Okay, what are the dumb choices?

[Caller G]

This, leaving me.

[Mike]

And it's not like, hope, this is not your last call.

[Caller G]

And it's not like I, like, I'm not gonna say, like, I'm better than every single guy out there, but like, when it comes to like, everything that we've done, it's like matchwise. And I don't think your expectations are real of what a guy is.

[Mike]

It's gonna be another.

[B. Hen]

Terminate that.

[Mike]

It's gonna be another to eat her ass, bro.

[DJ]

You taking care of her.

[Caller H]

He.

[Caller G]

He can do that.

[Caller H]

He.

[Caller G]

He can do that, huh?

[DJ]

Are you taking care of her?

[Caller G]

I mean, I'm the only person she ever known. I mean, I still am right now.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[B. Hen]

Why do you think she's going to break up with you?

[DJ]

Yo ain't hanging wood.

[Caller G]

Oh, she said she. She said she wants to because she wants to. Like, she feels like she ain't never been able to go out. Basically, like, be outside.

[DJ]

So why are you like a young hoe? No, no, no. It's not about being a young ho. But may I ask, who is this? How old Are you young Sir?

[Caller G]

Me? I'm 28.

[DJ]

Okay. How old is your lady?

[Caller G]

She 24.

[DJ]

Right. So why are you stopping her from going out and being a young lady?

[Caller G]

No, I let her go out. Like, if she want to go out, I let her.

[DJ]

So what?

[Caller G]

But she want to be. She want to experience other people. Specifically, she said, you not hanging wood.

[DJ]

Like, you're not. You're not hanging wood. Like you supposed to let that girl be free, man. Go find you a girl who's already established. It seems like you down.

[Caller G]

Oh, no, I'm already settled down. But like, even if she do that, she's still tied to me. We got a kid.

[Mike]

Yeah, that don't mean nothing, bro. It's just the. That's laying wood. Gonna have extra fruit snacks.

[DJ]

When he over there,

[Mike]

he said I already knew. When he said I let her go out, I already knew what type of dude he was dealing with. She want to leave.

[DJ]

Yeah, you too controlling, bro.

[Caller G]

What do you mean?

[Mike]

I don't.

[Caller G]

I don't never tell her.

[Mike]

No, but you said I let her go out to the point that she even gotta feel the pressure that she got to come ask you right there. That give her the urge to want to somebody else. So you don't listen.

[DJ]

That's your problem.

[Mike]

You talking over who's trying to get you together.

[DJ]

You talking back way, way too much, bro. On some real, bro.

[Caller G]

This is nice.

[DJ]

This is real life, bro. If that girl is. If she has told you that she want to other and you trying to keep her there, you a fool.

[B. Hen]

Yeah, that's so stupid.

[Caller G]

Hey, no, because she's still saying she want to do couples there. Therapy.

[Mike]

Yeah, couples therapy.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[B. Hen]

Green as hell.

[DJ]

You Green A get a hold of you, boy and suck you drive. Oh, man, you're gonna wish Cassandra would have stayed.

[Mike]

The thing is.

[B. Hen]

What?

[Mike]

You don't realize the things she going through. She doing couples therapy with you because all the dudes that. She ain't got the paper.

[Caller G]

Oh, no, we're not doing it. She want to, but I'm not doing it.

[Mike]

I'm just saying. You see, you don't listen little you. You got the paper. That's why she keeping you around. The other got the woods, bro, too.

[Caller G]

N. It's not that. Who's that? Who's that other person?

[Caller E]

That's not Key.

[Caller G]

He sound like he related to Key.

[DJ]

N. These my cousins. These my cousins, man. That's it. That we. We don't got. Our relationship dynamic don't have nothing to

[B. Hen]

do with what's going on your house on fire.

[Mike]

Is that on fire?

[DJ]

Bro, your in shambles, bro. Lock in, bro, and just go get you a new.

[Caller G]

I mean, that's cool, but like, we got a family to keep together.

[B. Hen]

No, no, bro, it's not your choice, bro.

[Caller A]

Stop.

[DJ]

Bro, I'm so glad y' all don't do video calls.

[B. Hen]

That's why they don't. They happen, bro.

[Mike]

He know better, bro. You know? So like, okay. Do you know the dude she having sex with?

[Caller F]

No.

[Mike]

So you don't.

[Caller G]

She says there's no one, but I don't believe her.

[B. Hen]

No, no, she definitely is somebody else. If she already asked, I never heard.

[Caller G]

Yeah, no, I agree agree because she. She keep going to Atlanta.

[B. Hen]

She. Then she that the act is already done. Oh, if Mike said.

[Caller G]

Yeah, no, like I said, she keep going to Atlanta.

[B. Hen]

She keep going to Atlanta.

[Caller G]

Yeah, she going this weekend.

[B. Hen]

Oh, for what? What reason did she say she was going there, bro?

[Caller G]

She said she gonna go see the Trap Museum and some other.

[DJ]

She got a straight. The Trap Museum? We went there.

[Mike]

Yeah, we went to the Trap Museum.

[DJ]

Damn. Young LA in the.

[B. Hen]

The Sonic Rings out N. That might be over, bro.

[DJ]

It's over, bro.

[B. Hen]

Start making your arrangements now.

[Mike]

She might be with a stud too.

[Caller G]

Hey, I'm already. I'm already doing my arrangements. But like, at the same point, like, if we both get our own. Because we live together, if we both get our own place. That's hella expensive to come back from.

[Mike]

Yeah, for your podcast, bro.

[DJ]

Somebody's about to take care of her, bro. Like, get ready to be a co.

[Caller G]

I still don't know who this is.

[DJ]

That's fine. Don't worry about it.

[Caller F]

Just.

[DJ]

Just be ready to be a co parent, man. I know you're a great father, man. Lock in.

[Mike]

You got. You got a hard time finding out who Nick is, I see. Cuz I don't really care. Like, he can't find out.

[DJ]

No, man. Oh, man.

[Mike]

Now that's crazy. N he N he. He's so green. I hate.

[DJ]

I hate like that.

[Mike]

They too green, bro. You got to keep that away from me.

[DJ]

Like, controlling ass men are the worst, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[DJ]

Damn. Let that girl be free, man.

[Mike]

Let her do what she want to do.

[DJ]

She bold for telling him that, though.

[B. Hen]

That's how you know it already happened.

[Mike]

Yes, she already. First of all, first of all, first of all. Happy International Woman's. Happy International Woman's Year. Happy International Woman's deck. Happy Happy International Woman's Century.

[B. Hen]

We got the Happy International Woman's Century T shirts. Live for they're cropped. And we got the uncropped ones for. For the audio listeners. You got. I guess you gotta explain it. Everything Patches said. That's what's on the T shirt.

[Mike]

That's what's on the shirt. My fault. And don't get mad at us for taking the ad break on our own shit.

[B. Hen]

This is brought to you by us.

[Mike]

Yes. You don't get mad at them. Other companies don't get mad at us. And don't skip our either. Take me out of times, too.

[Caller F]

It was good.

[Mike]

Yo, welcome to Crash on these podcast. No small talk, bro.

[Caller F]

All right, guys.

[Mike]

All right. What's your dilemma?

[B. Hen]

No. Oh, the first one.

[Caller F]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, my bad. What's your most embarrassing. What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?

[Caller F]

That little string on my meat teared when she was riding it. So all that freak talk just went out, right?

[Caller E]

Roof.

[B. Hen]

The little string on your what on my meat?

[DJ]

What.

[B. Hen]

What.

[DJ]

What string is that?

[Caller F]

You know, on. On the. On the down. I mean, underneath your tip, there's, like, string connected to the skin. That little string tears, bro.

[Mike]

That's not a string. That's the thing that keeps your penis together. But what the.

[Caller F]

Bro? It looks. It looks like a string.

[DJ]

It came off.

[Caller F]

No, it didn't. It came out. It teared. It teared. She was riding too hard.

[DJ]

Oh, she ripped it.

[B. Hen]

Yeah,

[Mike]

bro, that's on you, bro.

[B. Hen]

Wait, were you, like, bleeding and.

[Caller F]

Yeah, I was. The funny thing is, she. She was riding and stuff. I felt the liquid, and I told her to stop because I thought she had. She was on her period. So I said, like, chill, chill. You're bleeding. You're bleeding. So she stands up, she checks down. She know that that's not possible, bro. Whole time my. My dick's, like, screwing out blood.

[Mike]

And. And this is. Fellas, this is. This is for y'.

[B. Hen]

All.

[Mike]

For all y' all that don't do foreplay. This is what's gonna happen to y'.

[DJ]

All.

[Caller E]

This.

[Mike]

What happened, bro? You just. You thought you could just stick it in there, huh?

[DJ]

Was she like. Was she a prostitute, or.

[B. Hen]

Was this, like, your girl?

[Caller F]

I mean, we. We were talking on Hinge. He was, like, two years older than me. We met up. She gave me top and stuff.

[B. Hen]

Where are you from?

[Caller F]

Belgium.

[B. Hen]

So it's a Belgium, dude.

[DJ]

Bro, this is crazy. Wow, bro. Did you go to the hospital? What? Did they say you.

[Caller A]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller F]

Yeah, I went to the hospital. So I waited, like, 15 minutes to wait if the blood will stop, but it didn't. It Kept running. So we called the out right now.

[Mike]

That's crazy, bro.

[DJ]

Damn, bro. You. You didn't around that.

[Caller F]

I was like, full on tissue, everything stained. I get to the hospital, they. They help me. Me, I'm sitting down on the table and they're checking it out. But the thing is, I'm not a shower. I'm a grower. So my meat's a little, little, little.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. It was six doctors around. They saw as me and three of them left.

[DJ]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Mike]

Couldn't even get a or room. They like that. Don't need no or room. We did a surgery right here.

[Caller F]

The worst thing is there were two. Two male doctors there, and, bro, they just grabbed my.

[Caller E]

My.

[Caller F]

My tip with their.

[DJ]

Because they was frustrated, bro. You was in there. That's why.

[Caller F]

That was embarrassing, bro. That's a manhood, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah, man.

[B. Hen]

You good now. That never happened again.

[Caller F]

No, no, it never happened again. But I was like, you got to

[DJ]

start six months without.

[Caller F]

Without.

[DJ]

Yeah, bro. Just. You got to start eating it a little bit, bro.

[B. Hen]

Ease into it, man.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Caller F]

Oh, I was. I was.

[Caller E]

I was.

[DJ]

But you should have known the first stroke that it wasn't there, bro. Yeah. If your is ripping.

[Caller F]

I was laying down and she was like.

[Caller E]

She.

[Caller F]

She. She didn't even like, tease it or anything. She just sat down on it.

[B. Hen]

I felt.

[Caller F]

I felt the tear immediately, but adrenaline,

[Mike]

That's a hy knowing your dick just ripped and then you still go for

[DJ]

a couple more puns. And I hope that was an authentic woman too, bro.

[Caller F]

Yeah, she was overly freaked out, man.

[DJ]

Could have had a Euro.

[Caller F]

Because the thing is, she was. She had my personality. And since I was like,

[Caller E]

nice.

[B. Hen]

You said a nice, right?

[DJ]

Miss del.

[Mike]

Medea goes to Belgium

[DJ]

in a sundress.

[B. Hen]

Oh, man.

[Caller F]

Can I ask one more thing?

[B. Hen]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Caller F]

So I've been trying to look for this podcast, but I can't find it. It's. It was a dude, like, talking about this story about getting jumped and how his mom told him to get. Get back and so he did. And I wanted to re. Listen to it, but I can't find it, man.

[B. Hen]

It's like asking us.

[Mike]

You asking us.

[B. Hen]

We don't know either.

[Mike]

It's like episode 15, 16, 17.

[Caller F]

Crazy, crazy looking, bro.

[B. Hen]

Just find the clip and then match the outfits to the thumbnail.

[Mike]

Nah, bro, he can't. We can't tell him to find nothing.

[DJ]

Yeah, absolutely. Y got a broad audience, bro. This is dope. This is dope.

[Caller E]

This is dope.

[DJ]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

Oh, My God.

[Caller H]

Hi. How are you guys?

[Caller A]

Welcome.

[Mike]

Oh, first of all, first of all, first of all, happy international woman's decade to you.

[Caller H]

Oh, why, thank you.

[Mike]

All right.

[DJ]

You know, she a foreigner. Go ahead, Go ahead.

[B. Hen]

Oh, what's your dilemma, Mimi?

[Caller H]

So I'm kind of, like, in love with one of my co workers. I don't want to say that, but. But not in love, but, yeah, that's my dilemma.

[B. Hen]

In love with your coworker?

[Caller H]

Yeah, we've been kind of having, like, a little thing back and forth. I don't know if it's too windy. Hear me clearly.

[DJ]

Do y' all work side by side?

[Caller H]

No, different locations, actually.

[DJ]

Oh, don't sound like a dilemma to me.

[B. Hen]

What's, like, what's the problem with it? Is he married?

[Caller H]

I think he just got out of something. I legally am.

[Mike]

Oh, so you going through a divorce right now?

[Caller H]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Y' all still live together?

[Caller H]

No, no, no, no. But he still live with the person he's, like, ending with.

[Mike]

Oh, okay. So we don't know who.

[B. Hen]

This timeline's not matching up.

[DJ]

It is. It is. No, no, no. I fall alone. This sound like some to my face, family. She.

[Caller H]

Okay.

[DJ]

Is done now. I got you, baby girl. She's. Yeah, she's done with her. And husband.

[Mike]

Okay.

[DJ]

He's done with his girl. He's just still there trying to lead the nest where he's at.

[B. Hen]

Got it. So my thing now is, my question was really the timelines matching up in the sense of, were y' all in love? Cuz love is kind of a thing that kind of takes time sometime for some people. So were y'.

[Caller E]

All.

[Caller A]

Did y'.

[Caller I]

All.

[B. Hen]

Were y' all in, like, at any point, y' all were both. Both in a relationship?

[Caller H]

No, no, no, no.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Caller H]

But it kind of didn't overlap. I think that my dilemma is, like, my position versus his position. Like, I shouldn't be, like, doing.

[DJ]

She. She got a better position than him.

[Mike]

Is he. But is he in love, though? Cuz she said she in love.

[Caller H]

I think he is, but he's, like, one of the type of guys that, like, just. I don't know, they almost be, like,

[Mike]

they like, to keep his other girl just like, a.

[Caller H]

No. God, please, please, no. Okay, but, like, I think he just, like, avoided his feelings.

[Mike]

All right, so do you. So do he tell you he want to be with you?

[Caller H]

Like, he will in some ways, but then in other ways, no, because he's like, oh, I'm just getting out of something. And I'm like, yeah, I get that.

[Mike]

But like, he ain't just getting out of something. He in something currently.

[DJ]

Yeah, but I'm saying don't. If you. If you. If you really like him, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[Caller H]

Just stop liking him.

[Mike]

No.

[DJ]

Damn. No, I'm saying it's hard. Like, this is real shit. It's hard for somebody to get out of a relationship and hop right back into another one. So you gotta kind of respect his wishes to breathe a little bit. Don't kind of put that on him. I mean, you can't, like, run from your feelings or whatever. Feelings are feelings. But if he don't want to be in a relationship with you, don't take offense to that.

[Caller H]

For real. Okay, but, like, I'm not really taking offense to it because, like, I don't really want to be, like, a thing.

[Mike]

Okay, like, who said I wanted to

[Caller H]

be in a relationship?

[Mike]

But you want to be. But you want to be exclusive, though. You just don't want to be a thing because, like, it's. It's. Are y'. All. Are y' all sexually active?

[Caller H]

Honestly, like, one time, it was. It's not even like a sex thing. It's, like more like an emotional thing.

[Mike]

Okay, so, like, where's he spending the night at? At his house. With the girl?

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where he's comfortable at, where he lives.

[Mike]

So he only.

[B. Hen]

Dinner made.

[Mike]

He only has sex with you one time. Does he try to have sex with you?

[DJ]

Good question.

[Caller H]

That is a good question. We just haven't, like. It just hasn't worked out.

[Mike]

What Young thug say?

[Caller H]

We're like, my schedule and his schedule just don't freaking out.

[Mike]

Something wrong with.

[Caller H]

We're supposed to go.

[Mike]

I just.

[Caller E]

Go ahead.

[DJ]

Y' all supposed to go where?

[Caller H]

Me?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[DJ]

Do you have kids?

[Caller H]

Do I. Yeah, Yeah. I have one child.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Mike]

Oh, does he have kids?

[Caller H]

Yeah, but he's also a little older than me, too.

[Mike]

And he got. But he got kids with the woman that he in the house. Wait, so he got kids outside of that household?

[B. Hen]

Is this a third party?

[Caller H]

The kid was before that relationship.

[Mike]

So he got a baby mama and a current girlfriend.

[DJ]

And you and you.

[Caller H]

I guess when you put the lineup

[Mike]

like that, this the big three basketball coach.

[DJ]

Real ice cube.

[Mike]

Oh, man. You. You.

[DJ]

I. I think. I think you. In your own way, though, I think you should just play along, like, whatever it is, and, like, if you really like him, just rock out and enjoy the moment. Like, and if it's supposed to be.

[Caller E]

Yeah.

[DJ]

It'll be. It'll come together. I promise you it'll come together.

[B. Hen]

B han't give really good advice.

[Mike]

Nah, he didn't.

[DJ]

Nah. For real, though. Cause I think. I feel. Cause the ball. The ball is in your court. He got a lot going on.

[Caller H]

That's true.

[DJ]

The ball is in your court.

[Caller H]

Yeah, that's true.

[DJ]

You know what I mean? So just play it out.

[Mike]

I ain't. I ain't. I ain't going to lie to you, cuz. I got sisters. And, like, this is how I put it to them. Because, like, as a big brother, you know what I mean? I still got to be, you know, they best friend, but I also got to be big brother. So I would go to them and

[Caller H]

politely say, you don't strike me as big bro.

[Mike]

I don't, but I'm about to right now. You're dumb as. Okay, that's so dumb. He got a baby mama that he don't deal with. That he don't deal with.

[Caller E]

No.

[Mike]

But then he got a current girl that he ain't got no ties to. So what are you doing? Finishing the lease. And then he gonna come to your family,

[Caller E]

you know?

[Mike]

What, a grim reaper?

[DJ]

No, I think she's more. She's more, like, confused and kind of disappointed. Like, damn, I'm in love with this and I can't have him to myself. Is that what it is?

[Caller H]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I kind of just like. But, like, I kind of want the ball in my court so I could be, like.

[B. Hen]

As a controlling thing.

[Mike]

Yeah, I got it. Oh, it's like. Okay, okay.

[DJ]

She said we need to link her with your boy.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ]

Who the boy? The. The other gentleman that.

[Mike]

The Belgium?

[DJ]

No, not Belgium. Oh. Boy told his girl was going to Atlanta.

[Mike]

Oh, that'd be a perfect matchup. We gotta get you on a dating show. You need more options.

[Caller H]

Not y' all playing matchmaker.

[Mike]

We got to.

[Caller G]

Cuz you.

[Mike]

You not match with nobody right now. Whether you think so or not.

[DJ]

Yeah. Go out.

[Mike]

Get out here and date.

[DJ]

Get out here and date, man. Get in some dms. You need to go out and enjoy yourself. And like I said, once he get his together, then y' all figure that out.

[Mike]

Yeah. Don't waste your time with him. Yeah.

[DJ]

Go outside. Book a flight.

[Caller H]

Oh, okay.

[Caller F]

Get the girl.

[Caller H]

But, like, I just. I don't know. I'm not going in nobody's DMs. Like, people be in my DMs, but I'm just not really, like.

[B. Hen]

Yeah, respond.

[Caller H]

I'm not really into them. Like, that.

[Mike]

That's what happened. When you hanging wood, fellas?

[Caller A]

Yeah,

[Mike]

We telling her what to do. She's still like, no, that ain't it. He said, nah, they fixing it.

[Caller G]

Respect.

[B. Hen]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

Now he out here.

[Caller I]

Hi. Oh, my God. I love y'.

[Caller H]

All.

[Mike]

Gene, turn her down a little bit.

[DJ]

That's. That's hard.

[Mike]

I knew you was gonn. That's how I said turn it down.

[Caller I]

I love Gene. He gets hate. I love him.

[Mike]

What's. What's the worst thing you ever heard they say about Gene?

[Caller I]

What's the worst thing. Wait, I'm sorry.

[Mike]

What you mean Gene get hate? What type of hate?

[Caller I]

You see, because I feel like don't nobody really be talking to Gene or interacting with him. He really cool as. And his comments be hitting hard. I be hearing him in the back

[DJ]

back shout out to my J.

[Caller A]

J

[B. Hen]

also be producing, so you gota. You gotta stay locked in.

[Caller F]

Yeah.

[Caller I]

Oh, he's our producer.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller I]

Oh,

[DJ]

That's hard. You a real. That's America. No, no, you getting him in trouble. No, the out of here.

[Mike]

Take your hair part of y' all now. Take your hair out of a ponytail, girl.

[DJ]

Keep taking for sure. Shout out to. I love that.

[B. Hen]

I got a question for you. What's your dilemma

[Caller I]

right now? My dilemma is that my man just basically told me two days ago that he got one of his girls that he was basically cheating on me with pregnant. And that's not all y'.

[Caller H]

All.

[Caller I]

He knew she's five months pregnant. Mind you, a week ago we had a pregnancy scare. Thank the Lord, I'm not pregnant. But he couldn't tell a girl what the was going on.

[DJ]

How long have y' all been together?

[Caller I]

We was together for, like, a good year, and then we had cut it quits for a little bit because that got problems on. For real. That shit is not okay.

[DJ]

So he had his baby, but then, you know, he got her pregnant when y' all was on your break?

[Caller I]

Basically, yes.

[Caller F]

Yup.

[Caller I]

And then I let him back into my life and he decided to tell me five months later.

[DJ]

Yeah, I knew that's what it was. I'm so familiar with your story.

[Caller I]

And he's calling me right now.

[Mike]

Yo, he calling you right now?

[Caller H]

Yes.

[Mike]

You gonna take him back?

[DJ]

The ball is in your court, queen.

[Caller I]

No, no, I can'.

[B. Hen]

Can't. No, you shouldn't.

[Mike]

Wait, so how far along is she right now?

[DJ]

Five months.

[Caller H]

She's.

[Caller I]

Yeah, she's five months.

[Mike]

Oh, you just found this out? So.

[Caller I]

Yes, two days ago.

[Mike]

How you know this?

[DJ]

She said Listening. And I had a pull of. They said it how the.

[Mike]

You know everything.

[DJ]

I'm listening. I'm so familiar. I locked in for real with this one.

[Mike]

Now that's crazy. Are you okay?

[Caller I]

No. Thank you for asking me that.

[Mike]

N. You know what I'm saying? The fell. The fellas weren't worri. I've been worried about your mental. Everybody. Like, there's times like this where we got to pull together as a community, you know. Ladies, Ladies.

[Caller I]

No, no, I'm not being that village.

[Mike]

Oh, no.

[DJ]

So what is your. What is your. What is your plans now right now?

[Caller I]

Honestly? Because he told me because he was like, yeah, that he got her pregnant, but, oh, I'm still in love with you. I still want to be with you dad. And I'm like, you know, like, this is my. Like this has been one of my good friends. Like we was friends all throughout high school basically, and then we got together after high school. So this isn't no going off attraction. And this is. This is straight like, this is real life feeling. I feel like.

[DJ]

Yeah, and you probably got. You probably got stability. You probably got a good job.

[Caller I]

Yes, I work. I work a full time job in a warehouse right now. I'm just honestly trying to get my shit together. Yeah, you safe home.

[DJ]

You got a good home. Yeah, yeah. So that n. Staying locked in and you ain't trying to.

[Caller I]

Oh my God, you gonna take me

[DJ]

back is because y' all probably got a real vibe too. Like, you know what I mean? It sound like you really in love with him and that really tore you up. When you finally had a baby on

[B. Hen]

the way, did you feel like you could change him?

[Caller I]

Yeah, no, honestly, not like I'm not gonna say I feel like I could change him. I feel like over time and if he really wants to change and be a man, then that's exactly what he's gonna do. And I've been seeing the change. I've been seeing the change. And don't get me wrong, like, I've seen the change. And he said like, you know, he get his together exactly right.

[DJ]

But. But, but I think you gonna be on some real. I think you gonna be a great star step mom.

[Caller I]

Oh my God.

[B. Hen]

No, you just. You have a really good.

[DJ]

You care.

[Caller I]

What pissed me really off is that we have a cat together. So you want to raise a cat with me and then trade that in for a real family, don't you?

[DJ]

Like trade in a cat for a real family? Yeah, you a cat.

[Caller I]

You and Garfield can get the fuck he's black.

[DJ]

Okay, Respect.

[B. Hen]

Oh, man. Okay.

[Mike]

She got a black cat. That makes sense.

[DJ]

Nah, that. She gonna take him back. He gonna have that baby. He gonna go to the baby shower, get him a Burberry shirt.

[Caller I]

No, I told him. Like, I told him. I'm like, I'm not. I'm not evil. I'm not gonna just up and leave because you have a kid. You know, life happens. But the minute that you have that baby and she, you know, he in your arms, nigga, I got to step back.

[B. Hen]

Oh, so y'. All. Y' all still together right now?

[DJ]

Yes, bro.

[B. Hen]

Apparently.

[Caller I]

No.

[Mike]

Yeah. When the last time. When the last time he was over two days.

[Caller H]

Two days ago.

[DJ]

Yeah, I told you, bro.

[Caller I]

He didn't come inside, though, y'.

[Caller A]

All.

[Caller I]

He didn't come inside, though?

[Caller F]

No, but.

[Mike]

No. Okay, when the last time y' all had sex?

[DJ]

Two days ago?

[Caller I]

No, actually, about a month ago. Around my birthday.

[Mike]

Okay. It was two days ago.

[DJ]

Yeah, you know it was, bro.

[Caller A]

Remix.

[Mike]

Actually, my birthday. No, that was the last time y had meaningful sex.

[DJ]

That's the last time. We told you I love you birthday. Stop looking at

[Caller A]

that.

[Mike]

That been crying during sex. You see what we can have N. That's crazy. Yeah. Let us know when y' all back together so we can interview both of y'.

[Caller E]

All.

[DJ]

The first.

[Caller I]

Oh, you are so funny. I do mean to come out because y' all gonna be in Boston, I think, April 14th.

[DJ]

Bring him with.

[Caller I]

I make y'. All. I'm making a mission to see y'.

[Caller G]

All.

[Caller I]

I promise you, y' all gonna see my face in that crowd.

[Mike]

Hey, that's perfect. I'mma bring some Pampers for you, stepmomy, so you can have some for the baby show.

[B. Hen]

Yeah, bring it to the show.

[DJ]

For sure. Make sure my hold up his. Put it on that food.

[Mike]

You basically his agent now.

[B. Hen]

Oh, God.

[Mike]

Baby, you got a baby shower at 5.

[DJ]

Go get that cake from Sam's club.

[Caller A]

Come on.

[Mike]

All right, you. You got the number one draft pick right now.

[Caller I]

I was about to say before we end, I've been rocking with y' all since day one. I love y' all podcast, which I've been doing. I hope y' all go up for real.

[Mike]

Now you see now you what it's like to have a loyal in your life. You know

[DJ]

we never going to turn against you.

[Caller I]

Oh, I really needed this. Thank y' all so much.

[B. Hen]

We both.

[Mike]

We both might have a baby on you, so it might traumatize you a little bit.

[B. Hen]

Wait, what a crazy.

[Mike]

So weird bro. Mike in the chat I AM A good one.

[Caller H]

One YouTube.

[Caller I]

Bye.

[Mike]

That Boston show. That Boston show.

[B. Hen]

Thanks for coming through, brother.

[DJ]

Nah, hell yeah, man.

[B. Hen]

I appreciate we trying to make this work for. For a minute now.

[DJ]

Hell yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[DJ]

Good peoples, bro. I appreciate y'. All.

[Mike]

Anything you want to shout out? I know you already got a platform,

[B. Hen]

but

[DJ]

not really, man. Shout out to y'.

[Caller E]

All.

[DJ]

You know what I'm saying? Driving down here, like, I. I'm really tied in with y', all, man. Y' all don't know how what this mean to me, for real, that y' all come down here and wanna, you know, I mean, work with me. And that's big for me, bro. So I'm appreciate you tenfold and anytime. Behind the city, you and the whole game. I got y'. All.

[Mike]

Oh, shout out your uncle.

[DJ]

Yeah. Shout out to my uncle. God damn it, Curtis. Shout out to Rock. Shout out to Derek. Shout out to my baby Dookie. Shout out to my podcast family. Mike, Jeff, DJ Boy.

[B. Hen]

How did baby Dookie get his name?

[DJ]

From his daddy. His daddy was an og. His daddy used to run the street, so that was just a hood name.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm already hip. You know, the thing about they only give names like that to. That's, like, connected because they know, like, yeah, we want to make fun of

[B. Hen]

you so we can go get on there.

[Mike]

We're gonna name this Dookie, send them to school. I guarantee we get some action out of this. Shout out to everybody.

[B. Hen]

All right, that's been the pod. Happy birthday.

[Mike]

Oh, Happy birthday to my mom.

[B. Hen]

Mom.

[Mike]

Shout out to my mom.

[DJ]

Queen.

[Mike]

Love you. That's. That's the pod.

[DJ]

Subscribe Nigeria, too.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Could have got a whole episode.

[Mike]

Go get those live tickets, though. Go get those live tickets. Footage coming soon so I can see, too, all that.

[B. Hen]

All right, Merch. Peace.

[Mike]

Peace.