No Seasoning - Episode 246

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast Ep. 246: "No Seasoning"

Release Date: February 18, 2026
Hosts: Patrick Johnson ("Pat") & Michael Esiobu ("Mike")
Theme: Hilarious takes on current events, outlandish scenarios, relationship debates, NBA All-Star week, viral internet culture, wild listener call-ins, and candid social commentary.

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Episode Overview

Pat and Mike jump back into classic Crash Dummies territory—real talk, quick-witted jokes, and inviting the audience into the best kind of organized chaos. This episode moves through recent hot topics (Valentine's Day expectations, NBA All-Star fallout), age-old relationship questions (money, insecurity, and gender roles), and wild listener call-ins who answer: "What's something you love to hate?" The Crash Dummies community shows up strong, with guests bringing heat, humor, and brutally honest confessions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Valentine’s Day Fallout & Relationship Norms

• Listener feedback: Both hosts address passionate DMs from fans about their previous relationship takes—especially around Valentine's Day (01:05). Mike lays out boundaries for what’s fair game.
  • "If I talk about it on the pod, it’s fair game. But if it’s something you seen on my story—shut the fuck up, please." – Mike [01:09]
• Gift-giving & expectations: The debate about asking someone to "be your Valentine" and who does what in relationships.
  • Memorable moment: The hosts poke fun at romantic clichés—Louis Vuitton, Margiela jeans, flower petals, and “half the rose petals” split with your friends (02:28-03:08).
• Proposal etiquette: Hard stance against proposing during another’s milestone event (birthdays, graduations, weddings).
  • "Niggas will watch a girl walk across the stage after six years of school and be like, yeah, it's time to get engaged." – Mike [04:19]

2. Fight Culture & High School Stories

• Reminiscing about the high school fight scene and how the anticipation (and disappointment) of after-school fights used to shape the social day. The observation that girl fights "just keep going" compared to guys (07:02).
  • "I've seen women fight while a police officer is trying to break them up... Once they on go, they on go." – Mike [07:02]

3. NBA All-Star & Dunk Contest Meltdown

• Lamenting the NBA All-Star Game and especially the dunk contest's lack of star power and creativity.
  • "It’s time to end NBA All Star Weekend, bro." – Mike [10:22]
• On Mac McClung, G-League hate, and the difficulty in innovating with so many dunks already on the internet (12:21-13:14). Proposed solutions include consulting with professional dunkers for new creativity.

4. Super Bowl Hot Takes & Halftime Show Culture War

• Half the crew only watched the halftime show (Bad Bunny). The rest riff on how people use "I couldn’t understand it" as coded racism (16:42-17:24).
  • "I feel like that's coded, like, racism when people say that sometimes. Especially in that situation where you knew you already weren't gonna understand it." – Pat [17:24]
• Commercials: Standout was the "tight end/prostate exam" ad (17:41-18:31) which leads to discussion of men’s health.

5. Burner Accounts & Internet Anonymity

• Recurring Kevin Durant theme—should the internet require real IDs? Dueling perspectives:
  • "I think it would make it less fun in a sense... But there has to be, like, 'oh, before you send this tweet, we've detected talking. Please put your ID.'" – Pat [19:09]
  • Mike wants age and photo displayed for “context,” especially in toxic comment sections (19:51).

6. Call-In Chaos: "Love to Hate" Revue

Multiple listeners call in to share things or people they love to hate—highlighting raw, real-life pettiness, humor, and some deep social commentary.

CALL-IN HIGHLIGHTS

• Active Dads vs. Absent Moms: A woman vents hilariously about the “damage” of being raised by an active father only and why she’s "hating on herself." (31:03-34:50)
  • “Every time I see my dad, it’s a new hoe... He played a role well.” [33:13] – Guest 5
• No-Seasoning White People: A white caller hates on "basic ass white people" and jokes about getting flavor from his (ex) baby mama. (40:42-44:10)
  • “Bro, it’s just like—they ain’t got no seasoning, no flavor...” – Guest 7 [41:14]
• Pretty, Rich Athletes: Another caller hates on "pretty ass rich men" like NFL/NBA stars (48:12-48:39), humorously confessing his complicated envy.
• Certified Hater of Hobo Johnson: A listener details a multi-year, near-stalker campaign of dislike against the artist—including annual "dislike" on Hobo’s birthday (53:02-57:04).
  • “I used to tell customers: go to your Spotify, block him or dislike, I’ll give you an employee discount.” – Guest 4 [54:12]

7. Relationship Money Dynamics & Insecurities

• Debates on "what if your girl makes way more money than you?" and male insecurity.
  • “Imagine arguing with your girl and she leaves in a helicopter... You’ll be sick.” – Mike [24:51]
• Pat argues everyone (especially women) should never drop their hustle regardless of their partner’s wealth (26:01).
  • “Don’t believe that, ladies. Keep your job, keep everything you’re doing.” – Pat [26:01]
• Real talk about the pitfalls when one partner stops working and the relationship ends—warning against dependency.

8. Questions & Quickfire Relationship Takes

• Is it better to be a "rebound" or a "sneaky link"? The consensus: rebounds are safer, sneaky links are dangerous (66:36-67:29).
• Would you tell your friend their business idea is trash? Most say you can’t outright call anything bad but must critically probe and offer constructive feedback (68:07-69:57).

9. Tweet of the Week - Therapy & Life Lessons

• "Told my therapist a joke, she sighed and started taking notes. I think she trying to steal my joke." [72:00]
• Discussion on therapy, finding the right fit, and how some sessions just feel like chatting.
• “I’m both dumber and smarter than you think—don’t ever estimate me.” [74:03]
• On being ambidextrous: “That’s what’s up bro, love who you love.” – Misheard orientation joke [77:55]

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Memorable Quotes

• Mike [01:09]: "If I talk about it on the pod, it’s fair game. But if it’s something you seen on my story—shut the fuck up, please. I’m not responding to that."
• Mike [02:28]: "Some people are out here romantic, and they’re shitty people. And they bring the girl to the hotel room with flower petals—ain’t not a gift in sight. Just mini Snickers all over the bed."
• Pat [17:24]: "I feel like that's coded, like, racism when people say 'I couldn't understand it.' Especially when you knew you weren't going to."
• Listener [54:12]: "I used to tell customers: go block Hobo Johnson on your Spotify, and I’ll give you the employee discount."
• Guest 7 [41:14]: "Bro, it’s just like—they ain’t got no seasoning, no flavor...I got my flavor from my baby mama. For real."
• Mike [24:51]: "Imagine arguing with your girl, and you hear the helicopter start up. You’ll be sick."
• Pat [26:01]: "Don't believe that, ladies. Keep your job...if I was dating a billionaire, I'd still keep doing what I'm doing."
• Listener (on clogged toilet date fail) [63:30]: "When I finished what I was doing, the toilet didn’t flush, so I just started panicking... I just started thinking, enjoy while you can, 'cause who knows what you’re ready to walk into!"

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• Valentine’s Day DM drama: [01:09-03:08]
• Proposal etiquette & special occasions: [03:31-04:16]
• Fight stories & female fight energy: [06:01-07:44]
• NBA: All Star & Dunk Contest melt: [10:22-14:21]
• Super Bowl/Bad Bunny/halftime discourse: [16:42-18:31]
• Burner accounts & internet real ID debate: [18:43-20:25]
• Relationship insecurity when woman earns more: [22:16-26:25]
• Listener call-ins - 'Love to hate' confessions: [31:03+]
• Active Dad/No Mom traumas: [31:03-34:50]
• No-Seasoning caller & 'Favorite Black People' quiz: [40:42-45:21]
• Certified Hobo Johnson hater: [53:02-57:22]
• Wild date bathroom confession: [63:24-65:48]
• Rebound or sneaky link?: [66:36-67:45]
• Would you roast a friend's bad idea?: [68:07-70:31]
• Tweet of the Week (therapy note theft): [72:00-73:23]
• Ambidextrous = sexual orientation confusion: [77:55-78:54]
• Pronoun/Identity talk: [78:54-82:20]

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Episode Tone & Style

• Highly conversational, unscripted and quick-paced
• Mix of blunt honesty, banter, and layered cultural commentary
• Encourages audience participation (via DMs and call-ins)
• Quick transitions from joke to real-talk to wild tangent—and back

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Final Thoughts

Episode 246, "No Seasoning," is a rollercoaster of humor, candor, and poignant insight wrapped in the inimitable Crash Dummies energy. If you want relationship debates, NBA hot takes, and some of the funniest listener confessions on the podcast scene, this is a can’t-miss episode.

Transcript

[Pat]

Yo, welcome to crash dummies episode 246. We are doing a hot open today. We have tours in Indiana and St. Louis. Next week, actually, February 24th and February 25th. Crashdummieslive.com we also going to Portland, Atlanta, Nashville, Birmingham, Baltimore, Philly, New York, Boston and Charlotte. And then obviously our la, Texas, Florida people or Cali people. Relax, we'll be there. Just let this. Let this first leg kind of go and we'll be in. In those states also. Merch is out. Some of you guys already bought merch. Shout out to y'. All. Merch is out. Crash Dummies merch.com. you can find everything@crash dummies.com as well. But Crash Dummies merch.com to get the merch. What else we got?

[Mike]

There it is. That's the pot.

[Guest 1]

That's it.

[Mike]

No, I appreciate y' all listening, you know.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Subscribe to the Patreon as well. Now we can end.

[Mike]

Did you tell them to subscribe to YouTube too?

[Pat]

Oh, subscribe to YouTube as well.

[Mike]

Yeah, now we can end. Like, what do we just did that

[Pat]

also, like how we fit that many ads in there.

[Mike]

Exactly. Matter of fact, here's the earning. I don't even know who the ads is. A whole different.

[Pat]

I don't think it is,

[Mike]

but I just. Y' all gotta chill, bro. The I. I get that we're kind of like in the parasocial realm right now. The era, I should say. And it's dope to go back and forth with some of y' all about pod topics, but, like, if I didn't talk about it on the pot, bitch, nigga, don't DM me. Like, what is we talking about? If. If I talk about it on the pot, is fair game. Like, you want to talk to me about, like, the Valentine's Day argument we had last episode or relationship. Something we talk. But if it's something we didn't talk about on a pod and it's something you seen on my story. Shut the fuck up, please. I'm not responding to that.

[Pat]

They were in my DMs, too. The Valentine's Day thing. I think some people have, like, very hard time, like, comprehending things what people say because they think they are saying that. I was saying we. You don't have to.

[Mike]

Right?

[Pat]

I never said. Oh, just think. I say you. You shouldn't. I'm saying you don't have to. It's not a requirement or whatever. Works for your relationship. You do for your relationship. How about that?

[Guest 2]

You know what end up happening?

[Guest 3]

What?

[Mike]

What?

[Guest 2]

I asked it a day before Valentine's Day, what happened? Because she was still like, a little sour, you know, she was like. I told her, we going to do something, you know, whatever. And then I asked her and she just like, brightened up.

[Pat]

See? Hey, that. That works for you.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Guest 2]

As soon as I asked her, she's just better.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I had a great day too. And I didn't have to.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I actually learned my lesson. I learned. I learned my lesson because I was so adamant on making sure that, you know, that you're supposed to ask someone to be their Valentine before Valentine. I'm like, this how you do it? This is how you got to do it. And then I was going through our story, like my story on Instagram, and our friend Brandon.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Got his girl some Louis Vuitton for Valentine's. Okay.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

Maybe everybody do need to mind their business, you know, I got my.

[Pat]

I got my girl some Margiela jeans. Those are. Those are nice jeans. Like, those are like those. I got flowers. I got a puzzle.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because he likes doing puzzles.

[Mike]

Everybody do it differently because you got some people out here that's romantic and they're shitty people. And they shitty people. And they bring the girl to the hotel room with the flower petals. Ain't not a gift in sight. Just mini Snickers all over the bed. Many Snickers and rose petals that he split with his man's. You take these half the rose petals. I take these half.

[Pat]

I'm jealous of one of my friends, actually. His girl's birthday is on Valentine's Day. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, brother, that's tough. That's one gift.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what. That's what you fellas make your anniversary, Valentine's Day.

[Pat]

Come on now.

[Mike]

Come on now.

[Pat]

I did like,

[Mike]

you gotta think ahead. Only a real Spiderman would do.

[Pat]

I've asked people to be like, to get in relationships, like the day after or before their birthday type of shit too.

[Mike]

No, that's crazy. That's selfish. You can't. That is a rule that doing shit on a. On a woman's birthday. As a man, why you don't do that? Like, you don't propose to a woman on her birthday or her graduation. I be.

[Pat]

You give her day.

[Mike]

More of a no propose to her on her birthday.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No, that's crazy.

[Pat]

Now you get your own gift, too.

[Mike]

No, that's so crazy. That's so crazy. Niggas will watch a girl walk across the stage after six years of school and be like, yeah, it's time to get engaged.

[Guest 4]

That's what.

[Pat]

Some people do that, though. So what is your opinion about. About people proposing at other people's weddings?

[Mike]

I think that trash. Unless the. The bride. The bride only endorses it if the bride fully endorses it. Like, no, I want you to do it at my wedding because I want this moment to be had in my wedding. Because some people.

[Pat]

It's not usually how it is, though.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, that's usually how it is. No, some people do it just because it's like, it's a wedding.

[Pat]

I think that it might be like, one of those things. It's like, I know you, me and you, we're best friends, right? If I said, pat, let me propose to my girl at your wedding, I'm just saying. But why would I even bring that up? Because I know you might say yes. You know, like, that I'm putting you in a weird predicament, especially with girls and stuff like that. They start beef over that.

[Mike]

Yeah, exactly. It's just like. I think it's like, because I think a lot of people won't have attention on them for the rest of their life until they funeral. Just think. Just think about it, like, if we weren't podcasting, when is the next time you will have a. A people room full of people that you love that's cheering you on?

[Pat]

A wedding.

[Mike]

A wedding. That's it. So that's it for some people. And then you do.

[Pat]

Or a boxing fight or you doing.

[Guest 2]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

But I'm just saying that's like outlier. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about a regular person or a street fight. Nine to five, Corporate.

[Pat]

Hey, Hey. F. I'm about to beat this dude's ass down the block real quick. Invite everybody.

[Mike]

No, that's crazy. That's crazy.

[Pat]

He bringing his. I'm bringing my too.

[Mike]

No, that's crazy.

[Guest 3]

I'm.

[Mike]

I'm never showing up to a fight.

[Pat]

When. When was the last time that even happened? Like, high school.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm at this point, like, I'm too grown to be like, I'm not getting out the car. At least. Like, I'mma pull up in my car, and if you lose it, I'm running both of y' all over. Hey, my. You was too close to him. You wouldn't let him go.

[Pat]

That used to be kind of fellas. That used to be kind of lit, though, like, in high school, when you knew there was going to be a fight, like, two people, like, agreed. You know, about to fight after school, and you kind of start looking at everybody's demeanor throughout the day and like, that. Like, some days I'd be like, oh, my. My friend Joe, he gonna win, right? And then I started looking at Marcus. I'm like, oh, Marcus. Like, during gym class, he was going crazy. He might not have that much energy, you know, so you can start judging people throughout the day about the fights and like, that. What. What sucks is when the fight doesn't happen, when, like, start kicking it out towards the end, it's like, bro, y' all got us hyped for no reason.

[Mike]

No. That it was a fight every day in my school.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, I mean, like, three, four a day.

[Pat]

Mine was, like, every day as well. A lot of girl fights, though.

[Mike]

No girls. Yeah, girls. I would say. I would say. I would say, as I've seen men who are damn near about to kill each other, like, legit, got knives out, trying to stab each other, and the police show up, and both men drop their knives, and they go to separate ways because neither one. Nobody want to go to jail. I've seen women fight while a police officer is trying to break them up. The police officer like, no, don't fight. And they still swinging on each other. Like, once they on go, they on go on go. Like, they literally on go. Anywho, speaking of on go, Katie, Burner account just got leaked. Allegedly.

[Pat]

Is that his burner account?

[Mike]

They saying that's his burner account.

[Pat]

What was. What was he saying? It was just like others. I think once he already admitted that he had a burner account, like, that's what makes it a lot more believable.

[Mike]

He's already been caught with a burner account.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Before. Officially. Yeah.

[Pat]

And he admitted that.

[Mike]

And he admitted that he has a burner account. And I'm sure, like, nobody's gonna bully Kevin Durant off having a burner account, but I think it just gets weird when it's kind of like the young thug thing. It's just like. It gets weird when you talk about your peers, because I feel like everybody talks about their peers at some point, and then. And if you. I think a lot of people don't think that they're talked about behind closed doors, behind their back also. And I think a lot of people have that in their head. So, like, when somebody says something about you, it's always going to hurt your feelings no matter what. Right? Your brothers have conversations about you. Like they've literally called you a bitch ass nigga before.

[Pat]

No, I don't think.

[Guest 5]

Not.

[Mike]

Just, just, just off. Just like. I'm just saying that's a, That's a harsh example. But they literally said something about you where if you. Out of context, where if you heard it, you'd be like, I don't fuck with you no more.

[Pat]

I think it would hurt less though, with my, my brothers because we just talk shit to each other. So it's like.

[Mike]

No, I'm just saying.

[Pat]

But if it's like somebody like I'm

[Mike]

saying behind your back though, it's just different.

[Pat]

I think my brothers are a poor example for this one. I get what you mean. Just a. Just example if it's.

[Mike]

It's a podcast.

[Pat]

No, I'm just saying because it's hard. Imagine that. Because I don't, I don't. I won't have that same emotion. If my brothers were talking behind my back in a sense, then rather than like maybe somebody that I'm close with on the. The Unfinished Legacy side, if I find out they were talking behind my back and we don't talk like that to each other anyway, then it's like, okay, that kind of like they. I thought we were like.

[Mike]

I would expect that more though. What if it's somebody that I don't talk to? I feel like the more you don't talk to people, the more that they would talk to you behind your back because they don't get to talk to you. They don't get the release that.

[Pat]

I guess it's a type of conversation like we didn't talk to each. Then like I found out you're talking behind my back or some. That you wouldn't say to me like something like that. There's some things I say to people there I would say to you in a sense too.

[Mike]

It's like, like it's not much I wouldn't say to somebody's face.

[Pat]

Yes, exactly.

[Mike]

It would have to be. I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna sound crazy. It would have to be like a woman.

[Pat]

It is more.

[Mike]

Yeah, like a guy.

[Guest 4]

Like.

[Mike]

Like I say that in front of your face, but like a woman. There's some certain things where I was like, man, I really don't. With her, but I'm never gonna tell her that because it's like, what's the point of telling? That's the dumbest thing.

[Pat]

I just get into an argument for no reason that you can't end. I'mma call my sister. I swear to God,

[Mike]

my sister going to fly up here and you up. Stay right there.

[Pat]

Is it. Is it time to end the NBA dub contest?

[Mike]

It's time to end NBA All Star Weekend, bro.

[Pat]

Oh, the All Star Game hasn't happened yet, so.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, everything. It's time to end everything. But I like the NBA All Star Game. Matter of fact, let me, let me renege on that statement. The All Star Game can't happen. That's over. People blowing that out of proportion. Yeah. Like they saying like it's uncompetitive. Yes, uncompetitive. If another team is up 30, the other team's not going to try to come back. It's just like. It's just too much freelance and there's

[Pat]

just way more money than the they're making back in the day. Exactly. Lose over All Star Game.

[Mike]

And usually the people that are all stars make the most money in the league. The NBA is not going to have any incentive that really drives them. Unless they be like a million to each player or some shit like these dudes not doing nothing.

[Pat]

Dunk contest though.

[Mike]

The dunk contest. I see maclunk stop posting dunk videos during Black History Month.

[Pat]

No, don't do that.

[Mike]

Stop doing that, bro. Come on, man.

[Pat]

No, they hated on my boy. Huh? He said they hated on him.

[Mike]

I don't know why they didn't let him compete.

[Pat]

He would have won it again. I get. I get that part.

[Mike]

Dunks he posted.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Mike]

My lord.

[Pat]

Someone were crazy.

[Mike]

I mean he would have won it obviously.

[Pat]

Yeah, but Jackson Hayes, bro. Count your days, bro.

[Mike]

That's crazy. I don't know what the.

[Guest 2]

Not.

[Pat]

Not like literally.

[Guest 3]

Not literally.

[Pat]

Like hope you live a long prosperous life and have a great NBA.

[Mike]

Unless he dunk like that.

[Pat]

That was crazy.

[Guest 3]

In game.

[Pat]

Dunk. That probably wouldn't even look like it was like a crazy dunk even in game. No, he's crazy.

[Mike]

He a funny dude. He trolling on the Internet this morning. He had like a side by side picture of him and Jordan doing.

[Pat]

Nah, that's crazy. And the other dude that won that was like dugging this like it just one. I think one. We are in an Internet age. So it's like one. It's like a lot of the dunks have been done before and I think people are afraid to take risk.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That's why I say 2016 was the best year another for music. And that dunk contest with Aaron Gordon and Zach Levine was in 2016.

[Mike]

I get where the NBA is coming from on that standpoint, though. When you. When you do stuff like that, you got to create new stars.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And Mac McClung not playing in the NBA, it's just like. Okay, no, I get it. Our dunk contest champion doesn't play on a nightly basis. Let's get somebody that actually fucking plays or might get in the game so we can clip farm off him. We can't clip farm because every time I see a G league clip, I don't give a the. I'm not gonna lie. If I see a G league dude drop 55 points, 11 assists, I'm like, so what? I just did that at the Wisconsin Athletic Club earlier today.

[Pat]

So what do you think? What do you think is lacking, though? Is it like, the one is obviously the star power, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And what do you think you have to do to get the star players to like, actually participate?

[Mike]

I don't think the star players will ever participate. You see what happened with Jalen Brown. They just gonna turn on you. I don't. I just think it's just a. It's a lose, lose thing. There's too many dunks on the Internet. There's a lot of dunks it up dunking. Yeah.

[Pat]

I think what should happen is like all these professional dunkers.

[Guest 1]

Right.

[Pat]

That you be seeing and stuff like that. I think they should have somebody consult, like on a team to consult with them. Like, just like different tricks to try. So I think sometimes they might be lacking, like, the creativity to do it. They have the athleticism to do it. Right.

[Mike]

Okay. You think. You think a. That dunked for a living can consult anybody, man, out of here?

[Pat]

No, no. I'm just

[Mike]

on my face.

[Pat]

I'm pretty sure that's not all they

[Guest 1]

do to make money.

[Pat]

No, but real talk, though, I think just from like the. The creativity standpoint, it's just like, just try this, then try that, try that. And I try to. You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

I. I would say the dunk that. That they were attempting. I. Every dunk that was.

[Pat]

Who was the. That almost died?

[Mike]

Jace Richardson. But he posted the dunk after, like, him completing it in practice, and it looked pretty smooth. So I would just say, like, all the dunks that I saw were like, great for the attempt. It just like they took off too early or too late or just look stupid.

[Pat]

I think it was actually being like, put it between his legs from the damn near the free throw line. That's like the free throw line. If you're not Dunking, like, at least a whole foot behind your free throw line. Then it's like, there's no point of attempting the free throw line.

[Mike]

I just believe. I just believe that all that people like to live mysteriously because the more mysterious you are as an athlete, the better people think you are. Like. Like Tyreek Hill, Lamar Jackson, those people never being timed in the 40 makes us think, like, they have a faster 40. But if Lamar Jackson lined up for a 40, filmed it and ran a 4:2:9, people be like, yeah, he kind of. He's slower than I thought. Yeah, I thought he was 4:1, you know what I'm saying? It's like the mysteriousness of being a better athlete than, you know. That's why I feel like nobody want to do a dunk contest. Because John Morant, yeah, he'd be jumping out the gym and he a crazy dunker, but, like, he'd be doing some regular ass dunks, you know what I'm saying? Like, for as far as dunk contest is worthy, I feel like creativity and dunking, that's like two different things.

[Pat]

And what'd you think about the Super Bowl, Gene?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, you are. As our Puerto Rican consultant, what do you think?

[Pat]

I forgot the other camera. So G's not on camera today.

[Mike]

He's looking very Puerto Rican today.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Guest 2]

All I did was watch the halftime show.

[Mike]

Okay. True Puerto Rican fashion.

[Guest 2]

And then, you know, it was Sunday, so, you know, my girl, I wanted to turn on baddies.

[Mike]

Oh, is that when baddies drop?

[Pat]

Brady drop.

[Guest 2]

Sundays.

[Mike]

Sundays.

[Pat]

Baddies club. Is that what it's called? Or just baddies? Is that the one on Zeus?

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I don't think I've ever turned on Zeus yet.

[Mike]

No, I would never.

[Pat]

I'm.

[Mike]

Listen, you know, shout out to Zeus network, y' all, make y' all money and stuff like that. That will never be played in my household.

[Guest 2]

It is bad, though. I gotta. We gotta stop watching that. I just seen, like, a video of some kids, like, beating on each other again. And it was. I'm just like. Like, damn, it's just bad.

[Pat]

Like, how do we get on Baddies Club from the Super Bowl?

[Mike]

Because Jean turned it on Sunday, but shout out to the Super Bowl. The super bowl was boring, as.

[Guest 2]

That's why.

[Mike]

Yeah, the super bowl was. No, when I tell you it wasn't even a game. Like, yes, the game was like a defensive type of game. I get it. But it's just the jerseys. The fact that we seen those jerseys in the super bowl before just did something to me, you know what I mean? Just like, it brought back so many memories. Like, I've seen these jerseys before. I've seen this type of game before.

[Pat]

It likes star power as well.

[Mike]

Star power. Two white quarterbacks, man, turn this, man.

[Pat]

I was like, I watched the halftime show. Obviously I was a little scared at the beginning of the Bad Bunny up performance because for some reason the audio sounded off. I was like, please don't let these racist people win, please. And then it got better. I, I enjoyed the, the performance and it had like a good messaging too.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, I forgot what was they watching? What was. Turning Point USA had the little. Had their own halftime show. But the thing, every time I saw somebody on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram say, oh, the halftime show was whack, I couldn't understand something. And I'm like, bro, you not a real racist. You a weak ass racist. Like, I can't stand a person that's racist. And they not a good racist. Like, yeah, you wasn't supposed to see the show. You're supposed to be on Turning Point usa.

[Pat]

I hear what people say. I saw a lot of people, like, countering the argument arguments. Like, y' all dance to the Macarena though, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, the Macarena.

[Guest 2]

Cool.

[Mike]

Everything else good in a different language. But as soon as it, it messed with your Super Bowl, I feel like

[Pat]

that's coded like racism when people say that sometimes. Like, I didn't understand it. Especially in that situation where you knew you already knew you weren't gonna understand it and then you're gonna say, I don't understand. I didn't understand nothing he was saying either. Yeah, who cares?

[Mike]

They just want us to. We listen to that weak ass country music.

[Pat]

The commercials didn't hit it the same. There was one commercial though. There was a, a prostate exam commercial. And they use tight ends, all these tight ends to, you know, promote it. So it's like, Jason Kelsey. I said, Jason Kelsey. Oh, there's Jason Kelsey.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Travis Kelsey. George Kittle, maybe George Kittle was in there with Gonzalez.

[Mike]

Oh, Tony Gonzalez. I didn't see any commercials.

[Guest 2]

Why?

[Pat]

Because it's like, it was, I guess it was saying that you'd also, you know, people think when you have prostate exams, you always have to go up, up your butt. But they were trying to say there's another way now that they don't. You don't have to like, because. So they were clenching their cheeks or the Titans, the position. Right?

[Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And they were all clenching their cheeks. And then once they said you also, you know you don't have to be an anal exam anymore, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So then they cheeks relaxed at the end of the commercial.

[Mike]

That's a nice. I didn't see that commercial.

[Pat]

I'm pretty sure I was watching this at the Super Bow. Go get your prostate checks if y' all over 40.

[Mike]

That said, why is Travis Kelsey naked right now? Shannon Sharp. Okay, going back to the KD burner thing, allegedly because I don't want him like looking at this pie saying, I don't want the information to come out that it wasn't his burner account or whatever. But do you think people should have burner accounts or do you think people should have to register and show their real identity on the Internet? Do you think that will help it? Do you think that will help the Internet?

[Pat]

Yeah, I think people. I think it would make it less fun in a sense. And it's kind of like a double edged sword.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I feel there'd be less funny things because I think people take less chances.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But also I just feel like if you're gonna talk to somebody, there has to be like, oh, before you send this, tweet this. We've detect, we've, we've detected talking. Please put your ID and information. If you're just like doing like normal jokes and like that, or normal random information, even those, like those, those, those pages that folk post fake stats about players and like that. Yeah, that's okay, it's whatever. But you already know like a lot of these little meme pages, they, a lot of them got like revealed and it's like they get clowned for it to the day. And I feel like sometimes people won't take you as serious too if you, they see who you are.

[Mike]

I feel like, I feel like people should have to show their identity. Like once you talk, like you have to at least have a profile picture and your age so we know what the we dealing with. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm Talking to a 39 year old from Florida, bro. Yeah, you calling some music trash, like turn the radio.

[Guest 2]

Anything other than that kind of feels like the dark web, you know, like somebody who doesn't show their true identity.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, bro. It's like you just get all these accounts on here that just get to talk freely and like sometimes depending on the comment section, those burner accounts can change the narrative of what you posted.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Depending on who got there first. People don't know that. Like it's like a lot of comments that are Swayed just by the first four comments. Comments that are there. So if four people, four haters get there before the rest of the people get their man your might be. No, for real. I got a question for you.

[Pat]

All right, all right.

[Mike]

What's something you used to believe was essential in a relationship but now realize isn't actually true?

[Pat]

I think I used to think that you should never go to bed angry. And now I think the sleep is the thing that saves their relationships.

[Mike]

I'm guessing on that, but I wanna. I want to hear it.

[Pat]

No, I'm just saying I think there's some situations where you might be angry. It's like, I probably need a nap or I probably need to go to bed and I wake up in a new mood like nothing ever happened.

[Mike]

Not.

[Guest 3]

Not.

[Pat]

I don't do that personally, but I'm just saying I think there's, like, some situations where. Have you ever been an argument, sleepy and arguing? You just start saying random to, like, get over the argument. I feel like you gotta have to have that break.

[Mike]

Like now. I need to be on good terms before the morning because that's when I like to do the little side. Little thrusting.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

You gonna get your little sex from the side.

[Pat]

What'?

[Mike]

Get.

[Guest 6]

Deny.

[Mike]

I should have made up with you last night.

[Pat]

I've gone to bed. I've gone to bed angry. And then, you know, your girls, like, starts to cuddle with you in the morning, and you, like, cuddle, and then you remember halfway through, like, hold up. Unhand me.

[Mike]

Do you remember you on hard? I forg you, baby. She don't touch that meat.

[Guest 7]

You know what?

[Mike]

Last night, you was wrong.

[Pat]

Yeah. As you. You guys just got done yet as you putting your pants on. And like I said, ass. You're still bogus as what you did.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Pat]

You're walking around.

[Mike]

Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. Oh, man. Okay, okay, next question. This is for both of y'.

[Guest 4]

All.

[Mike]

If your girl made more money than you, what's the first insecure thought you have? Just a thought. It's like, obviously you. You. Sometimes you have thoughts that don't turn into actions or don't turn into emotions, but you can still have a thought. What's an insecure thought you have?

[Pat]

What's my insecure thought? I don't know. What's yours?

[Mike]

Oh, mine would be. Mine would be, I guess the first time that she asked me to do something that's out of the ordinary.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? And if that thing involves her money or if I'm at A spot where her money is a reason why we're there. And I can't be in this space yet with my own money. Like if we walk around Ferrari and she got me walking around and she's like, what you think about this one? What you think? And I'm like, I don't know, I can't buy the. Like, do I say I like it?

[Pat]

Are you gonna buy it? The.

[Mike]

You know, I mean just being in limbo.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know, with somebody with like a lot of money and like that.

[Pat]

I feel like I. I really can't personally I can't think of any thought. But I've been in relationships where my girl, the person I was with is it. Would it be made more money than me in that moment?

[Mike]

You said what?

[Guest 2]

I'm sorry.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Guest 2]

I just think it hard on that I just insecure thought to be like, like, I don't know, like.

[Mike]

Okay, think about this. You're like, let's say you got a nice house together, right?

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

And you make $100,000 a year, but your woman makes $800,000 a year. Like crazy difference. And she starts buying items from the house that you can afford, but you kind of don't like it. Can you really say anything?

[Pat]

Yeah, you know what I mean?

[Mike]

Like okay. Like let's say like okay, I don't want a 90 inch TV. And she like yeah, I want a 90ish TV.

[Pat]

But then that's just different anyway though

[Mike]

I myself did a little. Then she put baddies on. He like the. I want to watch the Super Bowl.

[Pat]

Yeah, it'll be interesting.

[Mike]

But could you really handle that? I guess that's the next question.

[Pat]

I think I could.

[Mike]

To what degree?

[Pat]

To any degree. I think it's all about the relationship. If there's no respect, even if you make more than her, this doesn't matter then.

[Mike]

Not to any degree, but to a certain degree.

[Pat]

Like okay, to anything.

[Mike]

If I make. If I make. Let's say I make 500000 a year and she make 5 million. That's fine.

[Pat]

Sure.

[Mike]

But she can't be a billionaire and I make a hundred thousand. Then why would you even get a relationship for me?

[Pat]

But then you said you're saying you're a girl.

[Mike]

But listen, imagine this. This is what I'm saying this fellas, imagine arguing with your girl, right? You arguing with her in the kitchen and you like man, I'm tired of this. And then she like, you know what? I need some space. And she walk out the door and you hear the helicopter Start up, leave, you'll be sick.

[Pat]

Wouldn't it work both ways then?

[Guest 2]

Huh?

[Mike]

You can't use a helic. That's not your pilot. He don't listen to nobody.

[Pat]

No, no, I'm just saying, even if I was. If I was up 5 million and. And she only had 500, 000 or 5. A billion, and then she only had 500, 000, it would be the same thing. I think the thing in all of this thing, no matter the. The whichever way, boy, girl, girl, boy. So politically correct. No, no, I'm not trying to be politically. I'm just saying my opinion. No, I'm just saying like, whichever, whichever way. But it's always never stop doing your thing. And I think that's the mistake a lot of people make. Especially you see it, obviously you see it a lot with women because a lot of the. The men are in higher positions, stuff like that. Right? And they. And obviously sometimes the dudes be like, oh, you don't have to work no more, and this and that. Don't believe that, ladies. Keep your job, keep your. Keep everything that you're doing. Make your own money.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

Because you never know, especially somebody in a new relationship, like, just keep making your money. So if I was in a relationship with a billionaire, I would still keep doing what I'm doing. Would I take a couple weeks off podcasters?

[Guest 4]

Yes.

[Pat]

Would you guys see me here a lot less?

[Guest 6]

Maybe

[Mike]

if my girl call, I'm picking up.

[Guest 1]

Hold on, y'.

[Guest 7]

All.

[Mike]

Yeah, baby. Like, all I need is $200,000 is gone. I just want $200,000 put on this head. He trolling me? No, but for real, I feel like a lot of people. That's a really good point. A lot of people actually lose their relationship because of that. Like, not stand on their path. They don't realize, like, like sometimes the reason you even got that girl, or for girls or whoever you like, the only reason you got that person is because you were on a path and that person loved the path. You all love how you look when you're pursuing it. But somebody, some people be pursuing some and then they get a significant other, and then they'll stop and go on the side of the road and start chilling. And then that person to leave them, they'd be like, why you leave me? Because your dumbass, you was on trajectory to be a millionaire. And they. You settle 150, 000 in a house.

[Pat]

In fact.

[Mike]

Shorewell, Wisconsin I have a lot.

[Pat]

I have a lot of like female friends. And then that that's happened to them a lot. Whereas like, you know, the dude's like, oh, they told him to stop. Ha. You know, you don't have to work no more and this and that. Had a baby and stuff like that. Just stay at home and take care of the baby. And then it was like when the relationship is over, it's like, nah, you gotta leave. You're this and that. That's why sometimes I don't be all the way mad when some of these women be suing some of these dudes like, like for spousal support and stuff like that. I don't know their situation, I don't know everybody's situation. There are some like some grimy ass woman out there obviously too that like take advantage of the system. But there's some dudes that were like literally put those girls in a position where they can't support themselves anymore and then basically gaslight them into not doing their work, their job anymore. And then it's like when the relationship is over, it's like what now?

[Mike]

I feel like. But I feel like sometimes that's a little bit of a mess. Sometimes it does happen organically.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like both people wanted that at that time.

[Pat]

No, for sure.

[Mike]

Then something happened to where like somebody didn't want to be in that position anymore.

[Pat]

No, I agree.

[Mike]

Because some people don't know what they're getting themselves into.

[Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Because a lot of men think that when they do that their girls attitude, her hormones, all that's supposed to disappear. I know. You just think like that girl can't have an attitude no more if they pay all the bills. It don't work like that.

[Guest 2]

No, it's got to be a plan. Like I feel like if you really want your spouse to like stop working, like you should be able to like invest in them and then invest in them so that whether you know, doing nothing, they can figure out something.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Guest 2]

Startup or something like that or.

[Mike]

Yeah. Help you with your stuff to like and give them some like type of ownership into it.

[Guest 2]

Like, because you just like, like having them quit a 9 to 5 versus like you know, working your own.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. And I get that first in some aspect too is like it depending on obviously the level that you're at. Like if I'm even now, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want my girl working at, at Target or something. And just because like people who know, especially in Milwaukee, it's like people know who I am. It's like, oh, your girls working here and this and that. So it's not no shade to anybody working there. But it's just like, one of those things.

[Guest 6]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because no, it wasn't no shade.

[Guest 2]

Housewife ain't played out.

[Pat]

No, no, not.

[Mike]

It ain't paid off, but it is a little shade in a sense of like.

[Guest 7]

Yeah.

[Mike]

For someone to be working behind a desk at one of those jobs at that age for. I wouldn't date someone in that position unless I knew I could get them out. Because it's just.

[Pat]

Why would you date them, though?

[Mike]

Because they're too accessible.

[Pat]

Accessible in, like, people seeing them.

[Mike]

Yes, it's the accessibility, not the money. Not, like, how they look. It's like, damn. Like, somebody could literally be like, hey, Pat, you a. I'm like, yeah, shut your whole ass up. Like, all right, I'm about to go talk to your girl. They're like, yo, can I get a coat for mile three?

[Pat]

Yeah, what's up? I think also because, like. Also because, like, I try to stay pretty low key. Like, I'm not trying to be, like, everywhere all the time and stuff like that. So it's like, I'm obviously dating somebody kind of like that as well.

[Mike]

Like, I saw you at Culver's bringing your girl Taco Bell. Why don't you just eat Culver's?

[Pat]

That's crazy.

[Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yo, yo, yo.

[Pat]

What to do, what to do?

[Guest 2]

What's the word?

[Guest 5]

All right, go ahead, ask the question.

[Mike]

What's.

[Guest 5]

We just get straight to it. Nah. Cause Pat be on that.

[Mike]

We. Oh, we called you before. Who is this?

[Guest 5]

Nah. Yeah, this. I don't know which story y' all gonna remember.

[Guest 2]

This.

[Guest 5]

What I'm wear to the club. That might.

[Mike]

Okay, what you. What you got on right now?

[Guest 5]

Sounds crazy after Valentine's Day. That's the first question. It's crazy.

[Mike]

What you wear. What you wear on Valentine's Day.

[Guest 2]

Happy belated Valentine's Day.

[Guest 5]

Without. No, I ain't wearing nothing. So it's just like. Yeah. Next question.

[Mike]

Oh, you. Oh, okay. Freaky ass. All right, I got a question for you.

[Guest 7]

What's up?

[Mike]

What's something you love to hate

[Guest 5]

people with active father figures. I put active father figures, and I meant to put in non active mothers, but for me, yeah, that get to me. So you're like, go ahead.

[Guest 3]

Wait,

[Mike]

somebody explain this to me. Like, I'm five.

[Guest 2]

She don't like active fathers, and she doesn't like.

[Guest 5]

I don't like when people got. When people got an active father, but they don't have an active mother. Yeah. Nah, nah.

[Mike]

Why? Why? What's wrong with that?

[Guest 5]

They tend to be like more up. Like when you raised by a single father, like, you see his whole ways. Like me, for instance, I'm technically hating on myself a little bit. Like, my mama active as hell, but my father is too. So I see his whole ways when I'm not with her, when she ain't being active. So when a woman only got a man to see how to behave and act. Nah, she just turned into a nigga. It's not just people, it's just women specifically.

[Mike]

No, I'm not, I'm not gonna lie. Like, that's true. Like, I live. My dad, he was a single man too, man. You see some up, man.

[Guest 5]

Every time I see my dad, it's a new. I'm like, yeah, like, how you doing? Literally like, can I get a mom in this right?

[Guest 4]

Hello.

[Guest 5]

Like it. I'll take a step at this point.

[Guest 2]

A couple of them was mine.

[Mike]

Can we get somebody to stay and cook? Why they leaving at 6:00am like, no,

[Guest 5]

she in the telly list. Like, what's going on?

[Pat]

The hotel?

[Guest 7]

Yes.

[Pat]

Like, oh, what? Like family trips?

[Guest 5]

Oh, geez.

[Mike]

Oh, bro.

[Guest 5]

I said with my og, so when he'll come see us? It's a new every time. Like you talking about, oh, I'mma come see you. And I'm seeing the seventh hoe of the year. I'm just like, it's too much like. And they all be knowing my name. I'm just like, you really act like you some type of family man. They know my name. They thinking they the step mama. He played a role well. So like when I.

[Mike]

Have you had any favorites? You had any favorites that you wish you would have kept?

[Guest 5]

He should have kept the Mexican one. I ain't going to lie.

[Pat]

What you like about her?

[Guest 5]

She just wanted to be a mom so bad. Like she used to swear we was her daughters. And all this type of texting out the blue when they was into it. She like, yeah, your dad tripping. I'm like, it's cool, shorty. Like, he gonna get over it. But I'm hungry. I ate today. So you got some bread for. She said, you feel me? She was the favorite. She was the most ready. I feel like all these other hoes.

[Mike]

What's your message to your long lost domestic mom,

[Guest 5]

shorty? Like, I know he ain't, but I am. So it's just like, do it for the kids, you know, people staying up, marriages for the kids, do it for the kids.

[Guest 2]

Your mom was active.

[Guest 5]

She active as hell. But it's Just like, if I'm gonna be with him and he gonna be with a. She gotta be at a figure as well.

[Mike]

See, I don't know, because she is like, okay, you stud. Right?

[Guest 5]

Yeah, but.

[Mike]

Okay, but I knew that. But I'm saying. But I'm just saying, because when the. When the guys get on here, right, we get on their ass about, like, the B word. Like, the. And, like, disrespect the women. So, like, should we get.

[Guest 5]

No, no, no, no.

[Pat]

I don't count. I don't think so.

[Mike]

You don't think it counts?

[Pat]

Honestly, that I didn't even, like, realize she said the B word, did she?

[Guest 5]

I ain't either. I ain't going to lie.

[Pat]

No, definitely. Definitely wearing a cape for this one.

[Guest 5]

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. My fault for no.

[Mike]

Cause you're like, he with a different. And all that.

[Pat]

Oh, he was saying that. No, you said that. Smooth as hell.

[Mike]

You can't disrespect women on that show.

[Pat]

She's a woman, though.

[Mike]

No, but she.

[Pat]

She can. She can disrespect her own kind. No, we probably disrespect the guys.

[Guest 5]

And I know a hoe from a woman.

[Pat]

Come on, now.

[Guest 5]

I mean, it's different levels.

[Mike]

We'll come back.

[Guest 5]

Y' all can't agree.

[Mike]

No, it's okay.

[Guest 5]

Y' all can't agree.

[Mike]

It's Women's History Month, us three. Oh, damn it. Almost. Wait, hold on. This march,

[Pat]

we should drop some, like, Happy International, woman.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, we should. We might. Are you gonna rock it?

[Guest 5]

Y' all gotta rock my stuff, though.

[Pat]

What you got?

[Mike]

How many jerseys you got?

[Guest 5]

It is a. I got a clothing brand, and it's like a shirt. Jersey type vibe from the Rosewood Massacre.

[Pat]

Why are you laughing? No shot. What's your. What's your clothing brand name?

[Guest 5]

It's lyrical America.

[Mike]

No, I swear. We Rock yourself. We definitely bought the.

[Guest 5]

Send it to them.

[Pat]

Oh, fire.

[Guest 5]

Okay, just let me know. I'll send y' all the app.

[Pat]

Oh, I about to ask you. What was the worst one? The baby moms or the.

[Guest 6]

The.

[Guest 5]

The worst one. Yeah, the last one. Because, like, she just popped up to my sister graduation, and she was, like, hugging like we knew her, and I had never met her, and I'm just like. I'm looking at my pops like, am I supposed to act like I know this woman? And I was so. I was just like, yeah. Nah, you too far gone for me.

[Guest 1]

You know?

[Guest 5]

You never met me. You acting crazy.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Guest 2]

And you never wanted a stepdad.

[Guest 5]

You said huh?

[Guest 2]

You never wanted a stepdad?

[Guest 5]

Nah, that's too much, bruh.

[Guest 2]

Too much.

[Pat]

What did you say, G?

[Mike]

Said I'd be too much masculinity in a household.

[Guest 5]

No, for me, I might. I might transition at that point.

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mike]

Come on up. But, hey, we forgot. First of all, first of all, happy International Woman decade to you.

[Guest 5]

You feel me? I appreciate it.

[Pat]

How was your Valentine's Day?

[Guest 5]

That was amazing.

[Mike]

I know you had a nice little button up in.

[Pat]

Did somebody ask you to be your valentine?

[Guest 5]

Yeah, in a way. Yeah. I got some gifts, so, Yeah. I mean, but I ain't get the whole.

[Pat]

More than one gift.

[Guest 5]

I ain't want that. Yeah. Multiple Shorty got me some shoes, Lego sets, some hats, some flyers.

[Mike]

Oh, she in love. Why? That's not your girl?

[Guest 5]

Cuz, I told her, like, after Valentine's Day was done, so it's like you just toxic, man.

[Mike]

After.

[Guest 5]

No, no, no. I'm just not ready for a relationship.

[Pat]

After you got the gifts.

[Guest 5]

No, no, no. I told her before. I told her before.

[Mike]

Oh, she still went through with it. She was trying to raise you up. Did you get her something?

[Guest 5]

Yeah, I didn't get her as much as she got me, but she ain't for me.

[Mike]

So you.

[Guest 5]

I cook for her. I mean, what.

[Mike]

Yeah, man.

[Guest 4]

You.

[Mike]

Hey, you versatile. That's all I got to say.

[Guest 5]

I'm a woman.

[Guest 4]

What?

[Mike]

She everywhere with it.

[Guest 4]

I can't.

[Mike]

I can't really get a game, so.

[Guest 5]

So what I'm supposed to do? What I'm supposed to do, just wear the button up and a strap on, and just.

[Mike]

That's where the strap on come from.

[Pat]

She go down the grill.

[Mike]

But what you wear on the grill, it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. We. Okay scenario. I know I never asked you this question.

[Pat]

Oh, my God.

[Guest 1]

Let's say.

[Guest 5]

Oh, my God.

[Guest 2]

Me and you.

[Mike]

I got invited to a wedding. You my plus one. What you wearing?

[Guest 5]

Yeah, might be in the same. You got

[Pat]

matching tuxes. I gonna be like clips at the Grammys.

[Guest 5]

God, that's sick. That's

[Mike]

how to build bottoms at the bottom. No, that's crazy. You my twin. For real, bro. We gotta get a. We gotta get a matching fit. Me and you. Wait, you come to.

[Guest 5]

Y' all said y' all was gonna have me on here for a little dating. So y' all ain't follow through, though?

[Pat]

Oh, no, we definitely gonna do. You coming to the live show?

[Guest 5]

Nah, y' all gonna be in. Y' all gonna be in a couple cities. I be in, but. Nah, I'm gonna be at work, but I ain't gonna lie to y'.

[Guest 7]

All.

[Guest 5]

I ain't gonna lie to y'.

[Guest 7]

All.

[Mike]

Oh, that's cool, though.

[Pat]

I feel it.

[Mike]

You do it. You do enough for the pot. That's our. What do they call it?

[Pat]

Our store?

[Mike]

Stud correspondence it as a historic correspondent.

[Pat]

What?

[Mike]

My bad, my bad. But no. Appreciate you coming on the show. Barilla and n got me up. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[Guest 5]

Now, now, when we go back to season one of this episode of these podcast in the turtlenecks.

[Mike]

Let you live.

[Pat]

The turtlenecks you got.

[Guest 5]

Come on, we both good with a tall ass T shirt.

[Mike]

Come on, Thug. We let you live. Y' all had to let me live. I was the one telling the jokes out there, wasn't I?

[Guest 5]

Say thug, and I'm telling the jokes on our way.

[Mike]

No, you know what? You know what? I better not catch you at CVS or Walgreens in that aisle. I know that. Tough it out. Hey, hey, hey.

[Guest 5]

Yo, brother.

[Pat]

That's crazy.

[Guest 5]

Yeah, I'mma end this conversation.

[Pat]

No, you have a good.

[Guest 5]

Have a good day.

[Pat]

You have a good night.

[Guest 7]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest 5]

All right.

[Mike]

What up? What up, though? Where are you from? Detroit.

[Guest 7]

Man, you ask me this every time. Yeah, kind of.

[Mike]

No, no, I know. Yeah, kind of. Where you from?

[Guest 7]

I lived in Detroit for like two years.

[Mike]

Okay, okay. So not in Detroit. All right, bet. All right. I got a question for you, bro. What's something you love to hate,

[Guest 7]

bro? Basic ass white people. And I mean, like, the corny, like, hold on. Like, you can't. You can't relate.

[Mike]

Hold on, hold on.

[Guest 7]

Huh?

[Mike]

You know, we about to ask you a question.

[Guest 7]

Oh, yeah, I'm. I'm Caucasian. Than a. I ain't gonna lie.

[Pat]

Why don't I cry?

[Mike]

I've never heard a white person say, I'm Caucasian. Then a.

[Pat]

That's really white. Why are you hating on your people,

[Guest 7]

man? Bro, it's just like, they ain't no seasoning, no flavor to them, like.

[Mike]

Flavor.

[Guest 4]

You said what now?

[Mike]

No, go ahead.

[Guest 7]

But no, they ain't got no seasoning, no flavor to them. Like, I be. I work for Amazon, and. And like, they all be like. Like all crowded up, and every time I walk into the conversation just don't make no sense. They should just be corny, like, so what.

[Pat]

What made you not.

[Mike]

You said what now?

[Pat]

So what made you not corny?

[Mike]

Crazy question. I wouldn't take that type of disrespect.

[Pat]

No, I'm just saying it's leading somewhere. I'M just saying, like, you could if you figure that you're not corny. And how could you bring flavor to more white people then.

[Guest 7]

Oh, I can't. I can't bring flavor to somebody who. Who's had it all handed to them.

[Mike]

Preach, brother.

[Guest 1]

Right.

[Guest 2]

Where'd you get your flavor?

[Guest 7]

My baby mama. For real?

[Pat]

Oh, damn. So you just got. How long y' all been together?

[Guest 7]

Yeah, we. We separated. Nah.

[Pat]

Well, how long were y' all together?

[Guest 7]

Like, four or five years, I think.

[Pat]

You got five years of flavor.

[Mike]

Traffic. Traffic. Looking for my chapstick.

[Guest 7]

I mean, hey, hey, no. And that's for. That's for real. What everybody call me is be red too, man.

[Mike]

I could. I see why. What's the. Like, like, what's something that's flavorful about you? Let's name them off.

[Guest 7]

I mean, I know how to dress.

[Mike]

Dress.

[Guest 7]

I know how to relate to people.

[Mike]

I relate. Relate to. Relate to one of us. Mike, tell them a story that you grew up. What's something you did when you was younger? See if you relate. What? School lunches.

[Pat]

School lunches. Square pizzas.

[Guest 7]

A square pizza. So. Sure.

[Mike]

Just repeated. You added for show.

[Pat]

I feel like a lot of schools have square pizzas too, though.

[Guest 7]

Every school has square pizza.

[Mike]

What's something that make you flavorful?

[Pat]

Bro, you said dressing dance.

[Guest 7]

My personality. My personality make me flavorful.

[Guest 2]

What tick tock dances do you know?

[Guest 7]

I don't know. Not a single damn.

[Guest 4]

Okay, okay.

[Mike]

Name top five favorite black people. There we go.

[Pat]

Let's go. Let's do it.

[Guest 7]

Top five favorite black people. NBA Young boy. Obama. Wow.

[Guest 1]

Okay.

[Pat]

Diversity.

[Guest 7]

Mike Tyson.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Guest 7]

Kevin Durant.

[Guest 1]

Okay.

[Guest 7]

And I guess LeBron.

[Pat]

I guess LeBron. It's like, you don't want to like him, but you have to.

[Guest 7]

Yeah,

[Pat]

okay.

[Mike]

Like, okay. Name your top five favorite white people. Like, let's see. Let's see. Where. Where we at with it?

[Guest 7]

Oh, top five favorite white people. Britney Spears.

[Guest 6]

Okay.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

That's pretty good.

[Guest 2]

How about Johnson?

[Pat]

Go ahead.

[Guest 7]

Go ahead, man. It's hard to name my top five favorite white people because I don't like a lot of white people. Those.

[Pat]

The white people scare me when they say white people.

[Mike]

Okay, okay. No.

[Guest 7]

What's his face from Four brothers.

[Guest 2]

I got.

[Mike]

I got it. No, No, bro. You got it? No. Okay. So do you. Do you wish you were black?

[Guest 4]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

I never heard.

[Guest 7]

No.

[Mike]

Like, he just came out and said it. I know a lot of people wish they was, but you actually wish you were black. What's the first thing you would do if you were.

[Guest 7]

Now you trying to get me say something crazy.

[Mike]

No, no, it's real. You ain't going to say, like, if that's the first thing on your mind, what you would have said. But you ain't got to pick. Obviously, I don't want you to pick that. I want the clip to go viral. Like, I want you to actually answer it truthfully.

[Guest 7]

First thing I would do if I. If I woke up black tomorrow is I'm gonna see my dick bigger.

[Pat]

Oh, my God. All right, man.

[Mike]

You literally said,

[Pat]

okay, bro. It was Tyrese Gibson as well, brother.

[Guest 7]

All right, y' all have a good one.

[Mike]

All right, bro. You two, bro.

[Guest 6]

Hey, wait.

[Guest 2]

When the.

[Guest 7]

When the tickets going live with the what?

[Guest 2]

Maine.

[Guest 7]

When the Detroit tickets going live?

[Pat]

Hopefully by the time this is out. So Wednesday? Yeah.

[Guest 7]

All right.

[Guest 3]

All right.

[Guest 7]

That better be live, or else I'mma crash it out in the studio.

[Mike]

I think it's gonna be some real Detroit there. So you better wear your white. Better wear your white.

[Guest 7]

Hey, that's fine. That's fine, that's fine.

[Mike]

Yeah. Better wear your collar shirt.

[Guest 7]

You said what?

[Mike]

No, it's gonna be some real D boys there. You better wear your collar shirt, brother.

[Guest 7]

I'm gonna be rocking some V long.

[Guest 3]

What up with y', all, bro?

[Mike]

Mike gotta go to dinner, so I'm gonna just ask you the question.

[Pat]

I don't have to go anywhere.

[Mike]

You gotta get to dinner. Usually I would talk to you, be like, yo, what's up? I hope you love a pop.

[Guest 3]

I don't even want that today. I don't even need that today, P. I don't even need it. I don't even need it. I ain't got time for your today, bro.

[Guest 4]

Thank you.

[Pat]

At least I'm starting to like when people understand what Pat's and lying, some people be like, oh, really, Mike? Really, Mike? You're really about to go to dinner

[Guest 3]

if you watch the pod, bro. You know Pat full of, bro. I don't need that today.

[Pat]

All right?

[Mike]

You got me.

[Guest 3]

Just ask the question. Let's go. Y' all know it. I know. Shut your ass up. Today, huh?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. You know you got it, brother. All right. What's something you love to hate, man?

[Guest 3]

Bro. So listen, long story short, I live in Seattle, right? So they just won the super bowl, so they've been having jazz in all over this, bro. And I'm a big dude. I'm like 6 4, like, £200 or whatever. So people see me and they think I'm, like, in the league or something. Like that, bro. I hate a pretty ass rich man. And that's what these be

[Mike]

that like there's something in common. Well, every dude that hates me for no reason, there's definitely something. They all got something in common. That's all I gotta say. What is a pretty rich

[Guest 3]

bro? Pretty rich. Have you not seen this, bro? Like this?

[Pat]

Who are we talking about?

[Guest 3]

I'm talking about jsn, like Jesse Smith. Yeah, yeah, I seen this the other day at the parade or whatever. And even I. I looked at my girl, I was like, hey, you see him? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you get what I'm like. Nah, like, don't laugh, bro. But yeah, like, I don't usually like

[Mike]

to put this on people, but that was very bicurious.

[Guest 3]

No, no, no, no.

[Pat]

That thing that came to your mind is not that, oh, this guy won the Super Bowl.

[Guest 1]

Is.

[Pat]

This is pretty.

[Guest 3]

I thought that Sunday.

[Pat]

Oh, you say he's more than just a trophy.

[Guest 3]

Yeah, I had a little time to marinate.

[Mike]

They kept throwing in on.

[Guest 2]

His feelings were lingering.

[Mike]

No, this is this crazy.

[Pat]

So is it just him that you hate on or is just all, oh,

[Guest 3]

no, I got a lease, I got a lease. I got a lease.

[Mike]

You got a list of pretty niggas. Name them all,

[Guest 5]

man.

[Guest 3]

Listen, them blessed. That's all I'm saying.

[Mike]

That might be worse than calling somebody

[Pat]

who you got a shout out, though.

[Guest 3]

Shout out. Ain't no shout out. I'm hating on these.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, who you hating on?

[Mike]

Hating, hating.

[Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Who you hating on?

[Guest 3]

Number one, Jason Tatum, bro. Jason Tatum.

[Mike]

Okay, okay. That's a little famous clip of ours,

[Pat]

but yeah, you can't steal the shining, that one.

[Mike]

Okay, Keep moving on.

[Guest 7]

All right.

[Guest 3]

See, there ain't no shine. Y' all see him just like I see him, boy. Jason Tatum. God damn, this is a color. I'm from the South. I grew up in the south, bro. A who grew around me? Devin Booker. Another one. Not f. Not fair.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Guest 3]

Keep going, keep going, man.

[Guest 7]

Odell.

[Guest 3]

Another one, man. You know, all them light skinned curly hair, rich ass man. It's not fair. Like, how the are you? 66, you light skinned, curly hair and you got a honey ms? Like, come on, bro, leave some out here for us, you know what I mean? Okay, you in the same boat.

[Mike]

But no, but the. The. I'm not in the same boat. I would never envy another man because of what he has.

[Guest 2]

All kind of successful.

[Mike]

I'm not envying him.

[Guest 3]

I'm not envying him because of what he has, I'm envying him because the. That God gave him.

[Pat]

But what is it taking away from your life is what I'm saying. Could you say leave them some for. Leave some for us.

[Mike]

He don't like how his girl look.

[Guest 3]

Oh, no, no. Oh, no. I got way better than I was supposed to when they kind of did. But I'm just saying, like, leave something like, bro, how can I put it? You would have to be here to understand, G. Like, the type of girls that like that get compared to the type of girls, like, regular get.

[Pat]

But you have a girl. Watch this even better.

[Guest 3]

Man, don't get me started. We went through all this before. I talked to y' all before about that.

[Pat]

What was what you say?

[Guest 3]

Oh, I think y' all had the little live show. Y' all had called me, and I was like, every. Deserve to have a side chick or something. Y' all went on.

[Mike]

Hey, shout out to the live show.

[Guest 3]

Where you. Where are you from?

[Mike]

You say you from Seattle. You come to the show?

[Guest 3]

No, I live in Seattle, but I'm from New Orleans.

[Mike]

But you come. But you live in Seattle. You come to the show?

[Guest 3]

Yeah, yeah. I just seen y' all coming up here.

[Guest 7]

I'm coming.

[Guest 2]

All right.

[Mike]

Bring. Make sure you bring your girl, too. Hell no.

[Pat]

You're not gonna bring your girl?

[Guest 3]

No, hell no. I mean, my brother gonna come.

[Pat]

Oh, man, I definitely would have dry snitched.

[Mike]

I would have snitched you out.

[Pat]

For sure.

[Mike]

He said, I knew y' all was some type of people.

[Guest 3]

I knew y' all some type of people, so I ain't gonna do that.

[Pat]

All right, what's your. What's your message? Is it JDSN or JSN or all

[Guest 3]

the Pretty Rich man? Jsn. Man, congratulations on winning Super Bowl. You brought that to the city. I hope you fall and chip your pretty ass teeth. My.

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh. This is a different type of hate.

[Mike]

Like, this is like, he, like, angry, horny. Yeah, no,

[Guest 3]

I can't even defend the. Yeah, it. It is what it is at this point.

[Guest 7]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Hey, man, live your truth, bro.

[Mike]

I don't want to bully nobody into being by, brother.

[Guest 3]

None of that. None of that. It's strictly female over here, my dog.

[Mike]

Hey, it don't sound.

[Pat]

Remember, be faithful, brother.

[Guest 3]

Hey,

[Pat]

No, this is terrible. All right, bro. You have a good one, bro.

[Mike]

Yo, what's the deal? Welcome to Crash on Me Podcast. Speed running through your.

[Guest 4]

Yo, what's going on?

[Pat]

What up, man?

[Mike]

What's good? What's good? What's good? I got a question for you.

[Guest 4]

Yeah, up.

[Mike]

What's something you love to hate? Oh, that's easy.

[Guest 4]

Hobo Johnson. I'm, I'm a certified hater for, like, Hobo Johnson. I hate that artist sound very passionate.

[Mike]

Didn't he just have, like a tiny desk or something? Yeah, just recently, what you hate about Hobo Johnson.

[Guest 4]

Okay, see, see, see, this is what I mean right here. Like, like, this year is probably gonna be my year because I've been telling people how, like, Hobo Johnson's just a terrible artist. Like, I said this like, like seven years ago when I first heard him. I heard his music. It made me so mad. At first I thought it was a joke, but, like, I thought it was like a joke band. Oh, okay. They're just making a spoof. But no, he was serious and there were people who actually liked it and I was like, with it. I was like, what? Like, no, this is garbage.

[Mike]

Okay, what, what specifically don't you like about him?

[Guest 4]

Okay, so literally, I thought he was. Okay, so what song was that? I think it's called Peach something. I don't know. But like, he was starting off like, like, like, like introing, talking, and there was like the baseline and then there was a kick drum and he kept on yapping. And it turns out that's, that's that song.

[Mike]

He is this.

[Guest 4]

No, no, no, no, no, no. It, it gets, it gets. Okay, no, you have no idea how much I hate this guy. Like, I used to work at a, at a, at a. I used to be a wine clerk, right? I will purposely told customers that comes in, you know, like, at my shop, be like, hey, if you go to your Spotify, block him or just hit a dislike somehow, I will give you an employee discount.

[Pat]

That is true hate.

[Mike]

That's real hate. Okay, what's your message to Hobo Johnson?

[Guest 4]

Oh, my God. Don't like, how dare you have friends that have, that are yes men that actually, you know, give you thumbs up saying, yeah, that sounds good. And don't get me wrong, it pisses me off. Like, how is garbage like that, like, out there? Like, it's actually published, like, like on videos online and all that.

[Mike]

Okay, but okay, the pushback, you know, I would just like, act like I'm Hobo Johnson here for a minute is like, he got followers and he got streams and he got millions of followers, actually. So what do you say to those people that actually listen to him and enjoy them?

[Guest 4]

Oh, man, I, I, I, oh, man. It's kind of what's I, I don't know if she's listening. I don't know if she watches the POD or not. There's this girl that. That I. I used to. Well, I took her out on a date, right? She. With Hobo Johnson heavily. And I don't think she's going to recognize my voice, but even so, like, I remember one time I took her out to go get some pizza. And mind you, we were, like, eating and. And we're talking about music, and I. I'm super into music. Like, loved all kinds of genres, and she mentioned how she loves Hobo Johnson. I kind of, like, froze. I basically kind of like, after we're done eating, I lied saying, like, hey, I got work in the morning. I'm gonna have to drop you off because, dude, I cannot. I. I can't imagine myself, like, sitting in my car and she's gonna, hey, I'm gonna put on some of her music, and it's gonna be Hobo Johnson or potentially, like, take her out to, like, a Hobo Johnson, like, concert. Like, I can't do that.

[Guest 7]

No.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

A lot of people.

[Guest 2]

A lot.

[Mike]

A lot of people over the Internet. Tough. So, like, if Hobo Johnson was in your face today, what would you say to him?

[Guest 4]

Say to him, dude, not like, wrap it up, dude. Don't. Don't ever make music. Don't ever drop an album. And like, dude. And I'll let him know this, too. On your birthday, December 22nd, I always hit a dislike on your. On your channel.

[Pat]

That is some real Stan right now.

[Mike]

No, you're a fan.

[Pat]

Yeah, you're a fan. No, you're.

[Mike]

I'm not a fan.

[Guest 4]

Oh, my God.

[Guest 1]

Hell no.

[Mike]

Okay, if you can be honest with us, I guarantee you can name five of his songs.

[Guest 4]

No, not at all. I heard one song that. That peach song. And then at a random to see. I wonder if he really is garbage. I just hit a random song and it's like the same thing. He's just talking.

[Guest 2]

How do you know his birthday?

[Pat]

His birthday is crazy. Why do you know his birthday?

[Guest 4]

Oh, man, I don't know. I don't know what brought that up really, but all I know is, like, I think I looked it up once months, and ever since, every year I just go, okay, hit the dislike. Hit the dislike. I would actually tell my friends, like, hey, don't give me any presents. Just hit a dislike on his YouTube channel.

[Pat]

Now, this level of hate is crazy.

[Mike]

This might beat the Jason Tatum.

[Pat]

Yeah, this is real. Hey, this is real. Holy.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Pat]

All right, bro.

[Guest 4]

You guys Hate him, too.

[Mike]

I saw him on tiny desk before. I don't mind.

[Guest 4]

Please tell me you hate him.

[Mike]

It's not my style, but I don't hate. There's no artist I hate. I just wouldn't listen to him if it's not myself.

[Guest 4]

I cannot trust you with the Ox, bro.

[Mike]

Like, I would never play Hobo Johnson,

[Pat]

and I would never be in the same car either. I can't trust you with the Ox. Who are you? All right, man. You have a good one, though, all right? Get that hate out your heart, bro.

[Guest 4]

Welcome.

[Guest 6]

How you doing?

[Pat]

Pretty good, man. You?

[Guest 6]

I'm doing good, myself.

[Pat]

Where are you from? Myself. Okay. Where are you from?

[Guest 6]

I'm from North Carolina.

[Pat]

Oh, you come to the show, sir? You coming to the show? Are you coming to the show? The live show? We're doing a live show?

[Guest 6]

I can't. I'm working that day.

[Mike]

Well, no, no, no. What day is it then?

[Guest 5]

Then?

[Guest 6]

Wait, what. What you mean, what day is the

[Mike]

show since you working that day?

[Guest 6]

Oh, hell, if I remember. Yeah, exactly. I remember. I'm working.

[Pat]

All right, man, what's your hot take of the week?

[Guest 6]

My hot take of the week?

[Guest 3]

All right.

[Guest 6]

You should be able to slam out your homeboy if you get your girl.

[Mike]

Wait, say. Say it. Say it. Say it in you white, right?

[Guest 6]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Say it in your language.

[Guest 6]

You should be able to take your homeboy out if he gets with your girl.

[Mike]

Like. Like.

[Pat]

Like, take him off this. Off the earth,

[Guest 6]

out of this realm. You know what I mean? In Minecraft.

[Mike]

On Minecraft. Now.

[Pat]

I feel you.

[Mike]

Are you going through this? Are you experiencing this right now?

[Guest 6]

Know this happened to me. Well, it happened me twice. So, yeah, same guy, two different girls.

[Mike]

I'm telling you, that's gonna happen again, brother. But go ahead.

[Pat]

How did it happen the first time?

[Guest 6]

What happened the first time? All right, so me, my girl, you know, we was going through some things, and she. She best ruined his. His little brother, you know, he's two years younger. All right, not weird, but these.

[Pat]

These type of details. Let me just pause this right here, people. When you tell the stories on the podcast, those type of details do not matter, little brother. Sometimes even the setting. Just get straight to the point. Go ahead, brother.

[Guest 6]

All right, bro. So. All right. She was out here chilling with my homeboy. She's upstairs with him. My other homeboy's downstairs cooking steak sandwiches with his little brother. He comes upstairs, walk on the door, knock on the door, you know, hey, the food's down the stairs. But it's weird because this door is never locked. I mean, it's just, you know, my homeboy's girl, my other friend up here. What's happening? Knock on the door. All right, here's. What's that, bro? Why is it so quiet all of a sudden? What's happening inside here? You open that door. He saw caught. Now, he a good homeboy, though, because he called me right after.

[Pat]

So he was your homeboy still after that? Because I was wondering how he did it twice. Like, if your homeboy did something like that.

[Guest 6]

Because I was kind of happy for him because it was his first time getting in a long time, and like, we were already going through something. I was like, you know what? If it was anyone, at least it was him.

[Guest 2]

He capping.

[Mike]

He capping, bro.

[Guest 6]

Catherine, I swear to God, I swear to God, my other homeboy is right here. He was the one that was there,

[Mike]

put the group leader on the phone.

[Pat]

He was the one that.

[Guest 6]

On the phone.

[Pat]

He's the one that has sex with your girl twice.

[Guest 6]

No, no, he ain't no, the other one.

[Guest 2]

He drops. How many times did he have sex with your girl?

[Guest 6]

Zero times, I hope.

[Guest 2]

Where we at?

[Mike]

Yeah, where the group leader at, bro?

[Guest 6]

You right here.

[Guest 7]

Hold on.

[Guest 6]

Are you able to hear him?

[Mike]

Yo, yo, what up? We talking to the real man of the friend group. What up, bro?

[Pat]

Bro.

[Mike]

Yo, what up, man? What up, what up, what up? Yo, now that ass real, bro. That was crazy as, bro. That ass had me.

[Guest 1]

Wow, bro.

[Pat]

But so you were there watching his. Your other friends have sex with his girlfriend?

[Guest 7]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Guest 3]

I was not watching nothing, bro. No, bro, I opened the door, cuz

[Mike]

I had unlocked it because he never locked the door. So I'm like, what the is he doing? I didn't even know she was there. I literally did not know she was there.

[Guest 3]

Open the door.

[Guest 5]

Boom.

[Guest 3]

Right there.

[Mike]

I'm like, oh, no.

[Pat]

Close the door, bro.

[Guest 3]

And I did.

[Mike]

Went downstairs, instantly told the brother and called my friend.

[Guest 3]

But that was crazy.

[Pat]

So you never had sex with his.

[Guest 1]

His.

[Pat]

His ex?

[Guest 3]

No, bro, I got a girlfriend at the time, though. At the time, I had a girl, bro.

[Mike]

Where do you got him on a phone? Phone like is going on?

[Guest 7]

He on the phone as well.

[Mike]

Oh, no. Get the out of here. I wonder why this sounds so delayed. He got us on a phone call. Through a phone call or intuitive?

[Pat]

I didn't even know that, bro.

[Mike]

He. This dude says slime and intuitive in the same.

[Pat]

All right, bro, you have a good one, bro.

[Mike]

You got it, man.

[Guest 2]

Discord playing Minecraft and Hello.

[Pat]

Yo, what it do?

[Guest 1]

Yo, what it do ain't what y'

[Pat]

all got going on podcasting. And, brother, I got a. I got a question for you, man.

[Mike]

M Got a question for you.

[Guest 1]

Yes, sir.

[Pat]

What's something you did that you need forgiveness for?

[Guest 1]

Well, got down. I was taking first date. Taking my. Taking this girl I met out on Instagram, and my stomach got tore up on the way there, so I told her I had to use the bathroom. And I didn't expect all that happening at one time. And then when I finished what I was doing, the toilet didn't flush, so I just started panicking. I was like, shit, where's the plunger? And I ain't see no plunger. So first thing I thought was, get the fuck up out of here. So we went on a date. And after that, I ain't heard nothing back from her. But the date was good. But I already knew I was gonna get no call back.

[Pat]

So, wait, you didn't even say anything about the. The clogged toilet?

[Guest 1]

Nah, no point. She was gonna see when she got back.

[Mike]

The fact that he's enjoying his date on borrowed time is hilarious, bro. He, like, man, you knew it was

[Guest 4]

the last day, too.

[Mike]

You was probably having the time of your life. You was loose and all.

[Guest 1]

Oh, yeah, I had a great time. I ain't gonna lie to you. Oh, this had a wonderful time.

[Pat]

This is at her place, right?

[Guest 1]

Yeah, at her place.

[Pat]

Yeah. So there's no way else to even blame it on but you.

[Guest 1]

Nah. You feel me. It could have been anybody that came over there.

[Mike]

And what's your message?

[Guest 1]

I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Well, I know it won't happen again because I ain't going back over there.

[Mike]

Do you regret that? Do you, like, wish you wouldn't have done that?

[Guest 1]

Hell, no. Cause I'll tell you one thing, I won't shit on myself. So I had to go somewhere. I just felt bad after I did it on a date and everything. She was having a good time. I was just thinking in my head, enjoy while you can, because who knows what you're ready to walk into?

[Pat]

That's up, because she. She obviously don't got a plunger, so she now has to go back home, probably has to use the bathroom.

[Mike]

She can't even pretend that she didn't see that.

[Guest 7]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? Like, it's there. And even if she wanted to go on a date with you again, there's no way she can tell her friends what happened on that date.

[Guest 1]

Well, I feel like her priority should have been straightened and she should have bought a plunger when she got the house, but, you know,

[Pat]

so it was. It just like, after the date, you just never heard anything back? Did you, like, text or anything, or you just was waiting for.

[Guest 1]

I ain't gonna lie to you. I. I ain't gonna lie to you. I was thinking about blocking her, but then I just never heard nothing back to from her. I already knew what was about to happen, though. I'm pretty sure she walked in that bathroom and seen what was going on.

[Mike]

How do we know the date went well, though? Who says that?

[Guest 1]

I feel like if you're going to date, you, she laughing real good. She's smiling, and she didn't really want to go home at the time.

[Guest 6]

That's a good date.

[Mike]

Oh, you made her go home at the end of the day.

[Guest 1]

Somewhat like that. Because it was a lot going on out there, and I was like, it's time to go home. It's getting late.

[Mike]

Shower or some.

[Guest 1]

Yeah, that one was rough, though. It just threw me off a little bit.

[Guest 4]

She.

[Guest 1]

I think she did try to text me, but I ain't read the text. I just deleted the message and then kept moving.

[Mike]

You'll probably wouldn't let you.

[Guest 2]

All right.

[Mike]

All right. Shitty.

[Guest 1]

I appreciate y'.

[Guest 7]

All.

[Pat]

All right, bro.

[Mike]

All right, fellas. Questions for you guys. You guys in a relationship, would you rather be a rebound or the sneaky link?

[Pat]

A rebound. Oh, I actually can answer this.

[Mike]

Okay, go ahead.

[Pat]

Would I rather be the rebound or the sneaky link? I think of the rebound.

[Mike]

The rebound.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Why? Why? Why?

[Pat]

I feel like sneaky link involves too much, like, stealth. Like. Like, the rebound is like, I can be wherever I want to be. Like, it's like. It's just.

[Guest 3]

Just.

[Pat]

It is what it is. You're coming here, for one. Yeah. There's no really risk about it.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's a really good answer, because sneaky link, technically, your life is in danger.

[Guest 4]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? Like, the. The thing I. I would never like about. Because I've never been a sneaky link. I would never like it because I have to trust the woman being secretive. I have to trust that you're doing a thorough job. It's not me. That's. That's sneaking around. It's you. And then she come to your house, talking about.

[Guest 3]

About.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I just snuck out the house and stuff like that. And then you look in her purse, and it's an air tag in there. You like, you sure about that.

[Pat]

No, that's exactly like her sneak. It's just like, a lot of, like, obviously, if you're a rebound, there still might be, like, that pressure of, like, the dude that whoever broke up with. But it's like. It's just less pressure, like, and you're not feeling like you're ruining a home in a sense.

[Mike]

It's funny how depending on who the ex is or the current boyfriend is, if the sneaky link situation that will determine if you even go through with it or how fast you cut it off.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Because if it's like, okay, if this dude is, like, the number two boxing prospect in the world and this girl talking about, oh, yeah, we are sneaking like, oh, no, we not. I am good.

[Pat]

I got a question for you, Pat.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

Or Gene, too. Would you tell your friend their business idea is bad?

[Mike]

Depending on what friend it is?

[Pat]

What's the level of friends, and what's the type of answer, y'?

[Guest 6]

All.

[Guest 4]

Yes.

[Mike]

Because it's in close proximity to it, and I probably have to be around grounded for the rest of my life. And I'm like, damn, I always knew this was dumb. Now this in debt, asking for $20. There you go, man. I do this. But if it's just somebody else, I'm just like. I feel like that's not. I don't know. I feel like I know you well enough.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

To where? If you told me a business idea, I could determine, like, how you're talking about it, if it's going to work or not. But with somebody else, I'm like, I don't know how they brain work.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I never want to be, like, the person that motivate them into, like, the billion dollar business. I had a ass

[Pat]

shout out to my haters.

[Mike]

He got a pod. I'm not gonna expose him. But he got a podcast. He told me, this won't work. And look at this, y'.

[Guest 5]

All.

[Mike]

And then he got a city in Ghana.

[Pat]

And Ghana.

[Mike]

I just told him. I just told him I don't think he could make water out of gas.

[Pat]

It definitely would be. It definitely would have to do with, like, how, like, they explain it to me, because obviously there are some ideas I hear was like. And I really, like, we do this all the time when we're in the clothing brand meetings and stuff like that, that there'd be some ideas. I'd be like, eh, it's not for. It's not what I would do. But I can't say because I don't know what the execution is. Going to be. And I, I also, I'm very aware that my taste isn't everybody's taste either. So I'm like, okay, doing that. But like, if I hear the plan and the plan sounds dumb, the, the how you're gonna execute it, then I'm like, okay, yeah, I, I, I might not call it trash because I feel like it's hard to call anything trash because it's like I just want to hear the execution and I'll maybe maybe nitpick on the execution to maybe steer you back to oh, no, probably do it that way. And then I was like, okay, okay, it's not a trash idea anymore. It might be a little mid idea now.

[Mike]

If I, if honestly, if I know the facts, then I'll tell anybody.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If I have like some factual evidence already in my brain, like, yo, like, I've been in marketing 10 years. I know for sure this is not gonna work. Bro, you as the model you ugly as trying to sell these clothes for, you should get a real model.

[Pat]

Yeah, I don't think because the question said would you say is trash, but I don't think I would even say it's like, tell them that that's a trash idea or a bad idea.

[Mike]

There's no such thing as a bad idea, technically.

[Pat]

Yeah, I'll try to critique it in the sense or just like draw, ask questions to draw more information about what you're talking about. I'm good for that.

[Mike]

Yeah. The worst thing ever is someone that has like a very, very, very thought out idea and they just so prideful about it. And you were only 30 seconds into them telling you, you and you tell them one thing that you think about it, and they like, I never thought of that. And you're just like, damn, you never thought of that.

[Pat]

Yeah. Or when people give you a long road, brother. Or people give you business ideas that you already like. We get that all the time. I think we talked about this all the time. But just like podcast suggestions like, bro, you know, it'd be fire. And that's. I already know it's about to be some. When anybody starts to sentence like that, y' all should do this and that and like, huh, at least I, I

[Mike]

kind of with that.

[Pat]

I, with some of it.

[Mike]

Some of them don't have podcasts. Yeah, but I get what you saying though. You're 100% right. But the ones that are the worst are the ones like they tell us to do something like, we didn't think of that. Yeah, y' all should have will Smith on the podcast. Like, go get him. Then. Like, what the, man? Y' all ever thought about having Drew on what the. Like, no, we never thought of that. Let's DM Drewy right now.

[Pat]

It'll be like, oh, bro, y' all should podcast from this rooftop and then live stream streaming at the same time. It's like, bruh, Don't worry if I ain't gonna listen to this.

[Mike]

No, he definitely listened to this. He heard that, bro. That was a. That was a crazy idea.

[Guest 2]

Come on now.

[Pat]

It's 36 minutes in. You know that. Don't listen to this. He found it as you know it. Let me know.

[Mike]

No, he know. Hey, man, make sure you cut my. Right. All right, I got a tweet of the week. All right, all right. This tweet a week. It says, told my therapist a joke. She sighed and started taking notes. I think she trying to steal my joke.

[Pat]

Now, those therapy sessions is like, there's been some sessions I'll go to where it just seems like we're chatting. And I feel like every time I go in, I don't know what I'm going to talk about until you actually get there. And it was like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm talking about.

[Mike]

Now, if one thing you better know about America, like. Like, even if it helps you, even if it helps your health, mental health, or whatever it may be, there is some type of money grab in it. Like, you can go to a chiropractor. Yes, they might reset you. They might start to get your posture right. But three of those sessions are purely. I'm letting you know now, they got you standing on your tippy toes for 15 minutes. Now, if you just do that every day for the rest of your life, your toes will.

[Pat]

That is. That is the hard part about therapy. And I. I think that's why some people, like, quit early in it sometimes. Because, like, the first, like, three, four sessions is like the getting to know you session. Some of these, you know, I do our sessions, right? So it's like, you really can't tell your whole life story and everything in, like, four hours. So you gotta. Anybody that's in therapy, stuff like that. Give it some time, man. Keep going. Give it.

[Mike]

I think. I think people have to do more research. What I learned, like, people gotta do more research on who they relate to and who they feel comfortable talking to. Like, you might be a black dude from the hood. Hood, right? And you grew up and all your teachers were white women, and that's who you felt the most comfortable with.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And so that maybe that need to be your therapist. You know what I mean? Or you might be a black guy that's never been around white people. You need to have a black therapist. Like, why the first, you know, person

[Pat]

you ever talk to, you always got to find the fit, too.

[Mike]

Gotta find a fit. All right. This tweet says I'm both dumber and smarter than you think. Don't estimate. Made me.

[Pat]

No, that's facts, though.

[Mike]

That's real.

[Pat]

I think I. That really relates to me sometimes. There's some things I really just don't have no idea about it. But there's, like, some that. That I have knowledge of is like, why do you. Why do I even know this? Like, if you look at my YouTube algorithm, it is like I literally have a whole bunch of business stuff. It's like, why this business failed, how this is made. Like, I've just always been a big learner. But it'd be some, like, random, like, pop culture sometimes that might happen. Or it's like, I just.

[Mike]

Like, I just think that is, you know, when someone's intelligent, when they're talking to you, when they ask you, do you. How much do you know about the subject before they go on the rant?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? Like, don't assume I don't know about it and then get to telling me how to edit a simple video on cap cut. Yo. So you go to cap cut. Like, ask me, do I know what cap cut is first so we can. So we can kind of end this

[Pat]

conversation or move past it a lot quicker.

[Mike]

Okay. Somebody said hate when a asked me, what you do for a living. I do what I gotta do.

[Pat]

It's a very LA question.

[Mike]

No, real, though.

[Pat]

Like, it is a very LA question. Everybody. Everybody wants to know what you guys do for a living.

[Mike]

Okay, okay, Last one, last one.

[Pat]

But before you go, build the next one. Have you ever looked at somebody, right, and you know they got money and you. You do wonder what they do, though.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

Like, you're like, all right, you know.

[Mike]

But it was one time we were in London. We went to that cigar shop. And I don't know if you've. So there's a cigar shop right by the palace in London. I don't know if you about to be there. Me and Mike went there after we was eating. We was eating some smoked duck. We had some caviar pancakes right out there. So I was. I was. I was flossing my teeth with some 24k GL gold floss. That we got from London.

[Pat]

I don't remember this.

[Mike]

Got it from the queen herself. And. And then we walk into.

[Pat]

I don't think she was alive, though.

[Mike]

She had just died. Oh, yeah, yeah. So we walk into the cigar shop and we looking at all these cigars and stuff. So there's a hundred dollar two hundred cigars, but there's some cigars that are in a glass case. And I looked at some of the prices, and I'm like, oh, why is that cigar so special? And the dude was telling me the history behind find it. He picked it up. It was like $8,000, right?

[Pat]

There was one that was 50.

[Mike]

Like, $50,000, right. It was this Asian dude coming to store with a backpack, sunglasses, literally. I mean, not an expensive thing from what I could see. Very regular. Very regular walks in, grabs two cigars from the same case. I'm looking at. The cheapest one I saw was about 5,000. Walked out right outside of the store, started puffing that like. Like it was a cigarette. I said, oh, yeah.

[Guest 1]

I wonder.

[Mike]

Wonder what he do for a little.

[Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I was like, we're in the wrong session. I do be pocket watching people sometimes.

[Mike]

Yeah. But I also went over, but not

[Pat]

in a hating way, just to kind of like, okay, sometimes I'll see, like, people's like, patreon numbers, right? And I'd be like, okay, let me just do some math every time, okay? If I made half of this, I'd be.

[Mike]

I mean, we always do that. We made 10% of what? The Joe Bud Network. I could buy a shark. But no, but sometimes they go the other way too, because I literally, when I was like, maybe 25, 26, I was in somebody car, and they had, like, this, like, tarp over. I was in the back seat. They had tarp over the floor. The back seat.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I'm like, damn, why they got this blue tarp over here? So I peeled it up, and while we was driving, I can see the road moving underneath. So he didn't have no bottom to the car.

[Guest 4]

So.

[Mike]

Yes. I wonder what that did for a living.

[Pat]

Holy.

[Mike]

They got a Flintstone car.

[Guest 2]

Car.

[Guest 4]

Holy.

[Mike]

I had a yabba dabad do Honda. All right, I got a last tweet of the week. I told my co. I told my coworker I was ambidextrous this said, that's what's up, bro. Love who you love.

[Pat]

You get it?

[Mike]

No, I told my cowork, you know what ambideus is?

[Pat]

Yeah. Like, you can use two hands.

[Guest 6]

Yeah,

[Pat]

use both hands. Same thing.

[Mike]

No, you can use either hand, ladies and gentlemen.

[Pat]

What do you mean, both hands?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Pat]

You can't. You can use both hands. I'm just saying if you can lay up, right hand, layup, left hand, layup, ease.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Guest 7]

Yes.

[Mike]

Either hand. Use either hand. I get what you're saying, though.

[Pat]

What. What's. What difference would be saying either and both. You only got two hands.

[Mike]

Okay, you got it.

[Pat]

No, we got to get the bottom of this. How many hands does somebody have?

[Guest 3]

Have?

[Mike]

No, you got two hands.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

No, it just sounded, like, very sexual

[Pat]

when you said,

[Mike]

I would use both hands, brother. But the dude didn't know what amid is was, so he assumed that it was a sexual orientation.

[Pat]

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

[Mike]

So he was like, love who you love.

[Pat]

It do kind of sound like it when you think about it. No, it definitely do. Especially with, like. There's a lot of, like, letters being added right now.

[Guest 3]

Now.

[Mike]

No, it is.

[Pat]

I'm like, I, I. I approach those, like, conversations very, like, gently because I just don't understand some of it. So, like, you got to, like, tiptoe.

[Mike]

Just, like, Just like, I. I feel like when people don't do it right, I feel like you're deemed as, like, not being in the know and not being a good person right away. Like, if I forget to call them they them, or say they themselves them. Easy, correction. Like, be nice about it. Like, oh, no, no, no. He goes by them. He's not a he they them. Like, just let me know, bro. Don't be like, they them. Like, all right, bro. All right, let's see the next time I say, now, you gotta respect everybody, though. You gotta respect what people want to be called.

[Pat]

No, for sure.

[Mike]

That's what it's.

[Pat]

I hate when people, like, when somebody says, hey, I want to go buy this, and people just, like, purpose, like,

[Guest 3]

I'm not gonna call you that.

[Pat]

I'm like, bro, bruh. Just call them by the name if you don't want to call them he or she, whatever they might be.

[Mike]

I'm not gonna lie. I got put in a tough position. So I went to my best friend Kayla's birthday party, right? And she was telling me about this guy that she hoops with on Wednesdays. That's just a beast. Like, your beast.

[Guest 7]

And.

[Mike]

And she was like, oh, you coached against him? And I'm like, oh, like, what's his name? And she's like, oh, no. By the time that we were playing that team, I was only coaching a girl. She's like, yeah, I know you coached against him. I said, how? Only coach girls. And then you got to tell me the story. I'm like, oh, it's this person. And I kept referring to that person as, like, a woman. And they're like, no, no, no, no.

[Pat]

He.

[Mike]

And they had to correct me like, five or six times. I'm like, they got me in a blender. I like, he.

[Guest 4]

She.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. I was like, it was up. And he was a great player. I'm talking about, like, great rebounder, like, to the point that this. The same thing that he was doing when he played.

[Pat]

That boy still struggling.

[Mike]

The same thing that he was doing in high school, he doing now. He's deemed athletic still as a man. Yeah, right. That's how athletic he was when he was in high school.

[Pat]

There's a lot of emphasis on that.

[Mike]

Hey, you know what my new move is? Anytime I get caught in a pickle,

[Guest 4]

I just go,

[Pat]

That boy was fighting for his life. It was just a lot of he and he.

[Mike]

It was like.

[Guest 3]

It was.

[Mike]

It was like. It was also like two lesbians at the table. So I'm like, trying not to make the mistake and like that.

[Pat]

But he.

[Mike]

He got the whole rebound.

[Pat]

I think there was a. A person that want. They want to go by day, day, them and.

[Mike]

And day and night.

[Pat]

I said that said day. Yeah, day, day.

[Mike]

Hurry up. Shout out our African listeners out before Nigeria.

[Guest 6]

All of them.

[Mike]

Ghana running it up right now.

[Pat]

Yeah, up there on the charts.

[Mike]

That's my nation.

[Pat]

That one is a little bit harder for me. Like, that's why I just usually just say their name.

[Mike]

Yes, yes.

[Pat]

So it's because it just doesn't flow like, like, naturally in my sentences. I can't be like, oh, they coming for like, one person or something like that. Oh, my bad. Freaky Pat. Freaky Pat in the chat.

[Guest 3]

No.

[Mike]

What they gonna for that? No, but the. The thing about it, I like when they, like, their name is like Sam or Chris or something like that. But no offense, but, like, when somebody's transitioning into, like, let's say they transitioning from a woman to a man, and they're still in the transition process of, like, oh, I want to go by Peter, and it's like, ah, that's gonna be tough. I'm gonna try

[Pat]

especially. It's like a lot of them do, like, their names kind of match, like the boy version sometimes or the girl version of their name sometimes.

[Mike]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Pat]

I see a lot of that.

[Mike]

Yes. But. But sometimes, like, they gotta change their Whole name.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's like, oh, I had this type of name.

[Pat]

Oh, Brolla.

[Mike]

Huh?

[Pat]

Brolla.

[Guest 3]

Who?

[Mike]

Brolla Borella. Yeah. Is it. That's her. I think her official name is Scarface, though.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Somebody corrected me.

[Pat]

I did, I think. But I think you were right, too, though, that people were calling Brolla, though.

[Mike]

Oh, you. Yeah, okay. I knew I was right. But she said she made, like, 500k or something like that.

[Pat]

Like 200k. I don't believe that, but 200k? Yeah.

[Mike]

I believe she's seen 200k.

[Pat]

She definitely made some money. She did some interviews. I do think she made some money.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

But I don't think she made 200k.

[Mike]

If I see a Vlad interview, then I believe that she up there.

[Pat]

She'll do a Vlad. Some. Something like that. One of those days. But she did like. She did. I feel like I've seen her on the Internet, but I don't know. It's. I guess it's working out for her. She's doing, like, memes and skits and like that. I know she's not doing those skits for free.

[Mike]

The up part about it is for GLOW is it's okay now, right?

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Mike]

She can kind of ignore it. Let her sister get her money, and her sister gonna die down.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But if Glorilla ever goes to a controversy now, Borilla.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Gets to now rake up all the money from the controversy. Like, so if Glorilla, you know, she's happy with Brandon Ingram, I hope they stay together forever, had kids, babies, whatever, blah, blah. If they ever go through a breakup and there's some drama involved now Borilla is activated.

[Pat]

Yeah. Make another 200k.

[Mike]

Yeah. She literally. She literally about to go get a taper and, like, go crazy. Crazy. I thought I saw Barilla playing one on one at the Unrivaled this weekend.

[Guest 1]

No.

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh. We're gonna end the pod there anyway, man. Appreciate y' all for supporting the pod. Make sure you guys get the live show tickets. They are going quickly. Go get your tickets. Indiana, St. Louis. We. We're there next week. Legit next week? Yeah, legit next week.

[Mike]

That's next week.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

I might not be there.

[Pat]

No, that's crazy. Now you're gonna mess with the ticket sales. I don't want to just go see Mike.

[Mike]

No, listen, listen, listen. I want to tell y', all, just be real and I. This coming from the Chicago people. Learn your lesson, bro. A lot of people buy their tickets late, and a lot of people like it's gonna be a surge. So it's like, you probably go there, look at it, and then you probably put it in your cart and, like, I'm not gonna get it out. Wait, I'll wait. I'm telling you, about, like, three days from. From it happening is going to be sold out. So go get your tickets now. I'm telling you, I don't want to see. Oh, man. I was supposed to come to the show and shout out to dude that skipped our show to go to his son tumbling event.

[Pat]

Hey, somebody brings me some Indiana or. Or St. Louis. Somebody bring me some gummies.

[Mike]

Gummies? Like what?

[Pat]

Oh, like candy gummies? Yeah, yeah. Not candy.

[Mike]

You actually take, like. Like, candy. Like, unwrapped candy from, like, not unwrapped.

[Pat]

Bro, you just said unwrap. I never said that. I'm talking about, like, ones you can get from the store, like a pack of Starbursts or something.

[Mike]

I'm just saying you would trust him.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, I trust him.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

Yeah, I trust y', all, man.

[Mike]

Shout out to my indianimals.

[Pat]

Indian.

[Mike]

We going. We going to be there. Shout out to. Shout out to Birmingham. Everybody said that I was wrong about Birmingham having straw hats and flannels, but I wasn't wrong about it only being seven people there because only 12 of y' all bought tickets.

[Pat]

So prove me wrong. All right, y'.

[Guest 2]

All.

[Pat]

Peace.