Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3 - Episode 222

Summary

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Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 222: “Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3”

Date: September 3, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson (“Pat”) & Michael Esiobu (“Mike”)
Theme: Dating Show Special, Current Event Commentary

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Episode Overview

In Episode 222, Pat and Mike dive into viral internet stories, social etiquette, and the consequences of public drama, all with their signature humor. The core of the episode is a “dating show” featuring their friend Tommy as the bachelor vetting a group of lively contestants over Discord. The hosts keep things fun, critical, and occasionally chaotic, addressing both their love for Milwaukee and their community’s requests for more inclusive content.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Viral Drama and Leaked Calls

[00:00–02:00]

• The hosts riff on recent leaks of calls between Atlanta rappers (Young Thug, 21 Savage, “Wham,” and Lil Baby), joking about inner-circle nicknames (e.g., “Wham”).
• Quote: “But there's somebody in super panic mode...praying to God that one [call] don't get leaked.” – Pat [00:32]

[02:09–02:50]

• They segue into show logistics, explain upcoming podcast segments, and respond to Spotify commenters (audio issues, demands for video).
• Quote: “Somebody on Spotify said what I look like. I’m like, bro, you literally are commenting on that. No visuals.” – Pat [03:08]

2. Friendship Dynamics & Nicknames

[04:19–06:20]

• Discussion about inside-joke nicknames, “gentle friendships,” and the difference between close friends and acquaintances.
• Notable moment: “If you feel like you have to walk on [eggshells]...that’s not really your friend.” – Mike [05:56]

3. Uber Eats, Rideshares, and Modern Problems

[07:37–12:10]

• Stories about odd Uber Eats/Uber drivers, sketchy deliveries, and debate about modern rideshare etiquette (e.g., sitting in front seat, car standards).
• Quote: “There has to be an age limit on Uber Eats.” – Mike [09:03]
• Pat’s comedic outrage: “I wanted him to come in there so bad. I was gonna beat the fuck out...” [08:22]

4. Internet Hype, Street Drama, and Public Accountability

[12:11–20:00]

• Deep discussion of a viral incident involving Raja Jackson (son of Rampage Jackson), violence on live streams, and the perils of letting the “chat” or social media pressure dictate your behavior.
• Quote: “This is a prime example…of letting the chat…gas you up into doing dumb shit.” – Mike [16:28]
• The hosts compare this situation to listeners trolling them online: “You letting a 13 year old get you hyped for nothing, bro.” – Pat [17:03]

5. “Who’s a Rat?” – Hip-Hop Integrity and Internet Hypocrisy

[19:07–21:07]

• Commentary on hip-hop “snitch” culture, hypocrisy in taking hard stances online, and how overreacting on the internet can backfire.
• Quote: “When you take a hard stance on something, it’s easy to become a hypocrite.” – Mike [19:27]
• Tangent about “nerds” online throwing out street lingo without real understanding [20:05].

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Main Event: The Crash Dummies Dating Show (w/ Tommy)

[22:13–69:28]
A rapid-fire, Discord-based elimination game where Tommy interviews multiple women (and some unexpected entrants) with the help of Pat and Mike.

A. Introduction to Contestants

• Tommy, a viral TikTok personality and “25% Black,” is searching for a date amidst ten contestants.
• The format: Each round, contestants answer a revealing question, and Tommy eliminates one or more based on their answers.

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Round 1: “How Would Your Ex Describe You – One Word?”

[23:11–29:42]

• Contestants’ words included: Mean, Amazing, Perfect, Sweet, Crazy, Stubborn, Honesty, Veiny.
• Notable contestant moment: “I'm disgustingly strategic and uncompromising.” – Contestant 3 [27:30]
• Tommy eliminates Contestants 1 & 3 for “sassiness” and “mean,” despite explanations.

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Round 2: “Pettiest Reason You Ghosted Someone?”

[31:49–46:33]

• Answers range from:
  • Wearing “skinny ripped jeans in 2025”
  • Bad breath post date
  • Being “bodybuilder big”–“I draw the line at bodybuilder big.” – Contestant 5 [35:10]
  • Not liking their dog
  • Only complimenting "DSL" [Dick-Sucking Lips]
  • Requesting to split the bill
  • Getting the wrong type of water: “Purified water vs. spring water” [41:53]
• Unexpected male “contestant” crashes the Discord, claiming “I got DSL, too!” [45:00]
• Tommy eliminates the random dude (#9), the “dog park” ghoster (#6), and the “bodybuilder big” ghoster (#5).

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Round 3: “You’re on a Date, and Tommy Forgets His Wallet (Bill: $137.48). What Do You Do?”

[47:40–54:36]

• Responses split between women saying they’d pay but ghost him after, help him out but confront him, or pay and reserve judgment about intent.
• “Just for you, Tommy, I might take the bill…But when we get in the car, I’m asking you to Apple Pay me.” – Contestant 8 [51:00]
• Eliminations: Those who would cut Tommy off too quick or seem too ready to “ghost and move on.”

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Round 4: “You Walk Into The Club & See Your Man Dancing With Another Girl—What Do You Do?”

[56:08–59:50]

• Stand-out Answers:
  • Wait for him to notice and address it later
  • Join the dancing—“I’m literally gonna start dancing on her. Like, we all gonna be dancing.” [58:17]
  • “Tip for tat”–dance with someone else for revenge
• Tommy avoids the “revenge” energy and eliminates that contestant.

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Final Round: Contestant Q&A and Deeper Relationship Questions

[60:57–67:48]

• Contestants ask Tommy:
  • “Do you actually date Black girls, or is this an experiment?”
  • “What are you working on improving about yourself?”
    • Tommy: “I’m not a confident person, but I’m trying to be more confident in life.” [62:45]

Toxic Trait & Breakup Reasons:

• #4: “I will go through your phone…morning, night, after bathroom, when you take a shower…” [63:33]
  • Admits to catfishing a boyfriend as his ex to catch him cheating.
• #10: “I get hyper-focused and neglect partners if not directly told. Time isn’t real when I’m on a goal.” [65:50]
  • Broke up over mismatched priorities (finishing Master’s vs. partner wanting children).

Winner:

• Tommy chooses Contestant #10, citing discomfort with #4’s “phone checking/catfishing” and a preference for healthy boundaries. [67:19]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Trolling & Internet Pressure:
  “You letting a 13 year old get you hyped for nothing, bro.” – Pat [17:03]

• Nicknames & Friend Groups:
  “Outside the friend group, you can’t call Lil Baby ‘Wham.’” – Mike & Pat [00:18–00:26]

• Contestant Sass:
  “I'm disgustingly strategic and can be super ambitious and uncompromising.” – Contestant 3 [27:30]

• On Petty Ghosting:
  “He had on skinny ass jeans in 2025…and they had rips in them. At his grown ass age!” – Contestant 6 [32:05]

• On Dating Show Chaos:
  “Bro, you’re copying off that other girl that said she was Dominican.” – Pat [41:02]
  “Say something in Spanish.” – Pat [41:11]

• Contestant Honesty:
  “If you feel like you have to walk on [eggshells]...that’s not really your friend.” – Mike [05:56]

• Dating Show Standout:
  “She’s smooth as hell, that master’s talk. She definitely gonna pay, bro.” – Pat [69:23]

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Episode Structure (with Timestamps)

• [00:00–07:37]: Banter, music industry drama, podcast feedback, nicknames, gentle friendships
• [07:37–21:07]: Uber Eats, social etiquette, viral street incidents, internet pressure, hip-hop commentary
• [22:13–69:28]: The Dating Show!
  • [23:11]: Round One: “How would your ex describe you?”
  • [31:49]: Round Two: “Pettiest ghosting reason?”
  • [47:40]: Round Three: “What if the date can’t pay?”
  • [56:08]: Round Four: “Caught your man dancing in the club…”
  • [60:57]: Final Round: Contestant/Tommy Q&A, toxic traits, breakup reasons, winner chosen
• [69:43–71:24]: Wrap-up, shoutouts, reflections on the dating show format

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Takeaways

• The episode blends commentary on trending topics, internet culture, and community engagement with a long-form, highly participatory dating game.
• Pat and Mike continue to highlight the importance of not letting the internet dictate personal decisions, the value of authentic friendships, and respect for boundaries in dating.
• The dating show brings out strong personalities, pettiness, genuine answers, humor, and valuable lessons—both for contestants and listeners.

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Listener Value

For new and returning fans, this episode delivers:

• Raw takes on viral internet drama and how pride and public perception can ruin lives in the streaming age.
• A spirited, funny, and sometimes chaotic look at modern dating, full of advice, red-flag spotting, and learning what not to tolerate.
• Strong representation and inclusion, as the hosts shift toward featuring more women at the audience’s request.
• Real talk amidst jokes—about friendship, accountability, the difference between critical and petty behavior, and honest self-assessment in relationships.

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Pat’s Closing Wisdom:
“I’m telling you that you gotta eat some booty, bro. That’s what it’s looking like…Well, you gotta pay for…Just eat some ass.” [70:32]

Tommy on vulnerability:
“I’m not a confident person, but I’m trying to be more confident in life.” [62:45]

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[End of Episode Summary]

For full context, lively banter, and to see who finally wins Tommy’s heart, listen starting at [22:13] for the dating show, or check the timestamps for the topic you care about.

Transcript

[A]

Okay, so, you know, it's been on my mind lately. What I'm hearing the leaked calls of Young Thug 21. Savage. Wham. Which is. Which is crazy. Like, I don't know if I'm calling Lil Baby Whammy. Absolutely has to be called.

[B]

I feel like those are the nicknames. Like, people in this friend group.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[B]

Like anybody else outside of it, calling him Wham is like, I, bro, you did. You don't know him like that.

[A]

You don't know him like that. But there's somebody. Because it's funny when stuff starts to get leaked. We all know when things start to get leaked. Whatever you think is bad, there's always something worse. So right now, somebody is in super panic mode because they hear all these things get leaked, but they know they said something to Thug and they shouldn't have said. They praying to God that that one don't get leaked. Like, bro, please don't release that phone.

[B]

The messed up part could be someone that, like, legit just said something didn't need to be said at all. Like the most out of pocket shit.

[A]

Everybody's done it before. Yeah, there's. You can't doubt it. You've been on the phone with a sibling, family member, best friend, and you just said something out of pocket about another person for no reason. Just because you were expressing your free will to know. Damn, this might get leaked and I might have to reach out to this person and be like, yo, you really don't talk that much, bro. I was just saying that you just be yapping.

[B]

That's fucked up too. Because even. Even, like, when we have, like, our text exchange, I might text about, like, something I saw. Right, right. And a joke about somebody that we know or some shit like that, but it's not that serious. Yeah, like, I would say this joke in front of that person.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But if that test got leaked, it'd be like, nah, Mike, really hating on this dude.

[A]

Yeah, sometimes it could come off as hate.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Especially if you own some dark humor shit. Remember that dude in the wheelchair, man? No, no, no. I just, like. Anyway, just saying it's a waste of shoes. Go ahead.

[B]

Anyway, welcome to crash dummies episode 222. It might sound like a double intro when we kind of cut to.

[A]

Yeah, we, the dating show. We didn't know what it was doing,

[B]

but we are doing a dating show for this podcast. Make sure you guys let us know how you guys like it. We had our boy Tommy, Violet. We might just cut right into the actual Dating show after this little intro. But merch. Yeah, merch. We've shipped out a couple pieces of merch. They're still like, again, the little. The company we're working with, they messed up. They used our blanks for another person blank, so blah, blah, blah.

[A]

We got our money back, though.

[B]

We. We're. We're going to ship it out the. The rest of them, hopefully by this week. So thank you guys for your patience and for the people that haven't got merch. We'll do a restock once we kind of got the system kind of in order, and during this podcast, I'm going to try to fix it in post and stuff like that. There might be a little static pop here and there when people are laughing. I don't know. We've been having random ass audio issues. I. I see the Spotify comments. I see y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

I don't respond to y'.

[D]

All.

[B]

I see y'. All.

[A]

No, we definitely see this.

[B]

We working on it. We working on it.

[A]

Somebody on Spotify said what I look like. I'm like, bro, you literally are commenting on that. No visuals. Like, people just literally.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And then people asking for video. We're going to talk to. We're going to see how we can get the video on there, too, if it affects anything.

[A]

So, yeah, we gotta make sure that we're getting paid for that. Just put it like that so we just. It's not something that we can just throw up there. We don't want anybody taking advantage of us. You wouldn't want that either, would you? You know, put the pressure back on.

[B]

Would you want. Would you want that?

[A]

Would you want that? For two black men in America, we

[B]

actually get into topics before we kind of go into the dating show.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. We're just not gonna thrust y' all in there.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I even. I even start off with a tweet of the week, you know? Oh, yeah, we didn't get that because I know people. Y' all got anxiety and some of y' all deal with some of y' all on the spectrum. No, I'm on the spectrum too, so I get it. You know, we gonna keep some familiarity around. Even I tried that word. I was gonna dodge that word. Okay. I was not feeling it. I was thinking about passing it up. Just don't say it, Pat. It don't sound good. Okay. The opposite of isolate is you so early.

[B]

Isolate. Oh, isolate is you so early. Yeah. Who says isolate?

[A]

Isolate. Like.

[B]

Like ISO.

[A]

Like isolate. He isolated himself.

[B]

Yeah, isolated. Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And it's what you so early.

[A]

Yeah. You get it?

[B]

I get it, but I don't get it.

[A]

You don't get that?

[B]

No.

[A]

I. So late.

[B]

Yeah, I so like I'm late but also kind of like a double entendre of like isolate, isolated.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. What don't you get about that?

[B]

I don't know. I imagine it'd be special. I know they're gonna be killing me in the comments probably like how do you get that?

[A]

Okay, Plug one shout out to Dirty Plug.

[B]

Now adding dirty to the front of somebody's name is so crazy.

[A]

It's so funny. Cuz they don't know if that's his real nickname or not. They call that DP Dirty Plug.

[B]

That's up you saying a nickname and then other people inheriting that nickname for and calling them the same thing. It's kind of like the Mike Ecstasy thing, I guess. Nobody calls me that in public, which is funny.

[A]

DP Plug. Double penetration plug.

[B]

All right, go do it to me, bro.

[A]

Go that boy. What's the extension cords with a double plug side, bro. Go ahead. All right. If my homie musty, I'm going to be like, it's boring. Let's put some. Okay, let me say that again. If my homie musty, I'm going to be like, it's boring. Let's put some deodorant on.

[B]

I was like, what's that? Gentle friendship because they have dental. Parenting. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you feel like you have to have gentle friendships with your friends?

[A]

Not you.

[B]

I. That I feel like that doesn't make. I feel like if you're gentle around your friends in a sense, like if you feel like you have to walk on, that's not really your friend.

[A]

Yeah. I mean we. Sometimes you're forced to be friends with people just because they're in proximity to your best friend. There were some people you brought around me when I was in college that are just like, I don't really with this person but I tolerate them and stuff like that. So if I am around them, I'm a little bit more gentle on what I really want to say because I might be too harsh.

[B]

I feel like my friends outside my friend group are better. Better than your friends outside my friend group, probably.

[A]

But my just like you talking about as people as.

[B]

Not not as people but like you would be friends with them too.

[A]

Your friend. Yeah, yeah, my friend. My friends. You got some friends from back home. They still steal and not even back home.

[B]

I feel like your friends. People you'll Call somebody. Like, I'm cool. That's my. That's my dog. And then the next week you'd be like, nah, fuck that. Yeah. I'm like, what the. That's not weird, man.

[A]

Y' all watching, bro? You. It's. It's people. You give a second chance to like, damn, my dog finally grew up. They get you up. Like, yeah, I'm gonna need another 200. You all right? Somebody had a. A shirt is like, a shirt that's basically saying that they're being political is stupid.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You know, like, we shouldn't be picking size.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

The shirt says far left question mark.

[C]

Huh?

[A]

Far right question mark. I'm farting. All right.

[B]

We never talked about the. No tweet.

[A]

No, no, no, no. This is just shout out to our Uber Eats, right? And I had. My son was with me, and he's sick. You know, he had a fever, so I couldn't leave him. And the dude told me that he couldn't follow instructions. Mind you, I tip well on Uber Eats and I tip early, so they see the tip early. This dude told me he couldn't come into my building because insurance purposes and the insurance doesn't cover him walking past the lobby.

[B]

At least that's a thing for them.

[A]

I. I don't know if he made that up or he just didn't feel like coming up. You know, four flights of stairs have an elevator, but I'm guessing that's what he was trying to avoid. And my thing is, bro, like, I wanted him to come in there so bad. I was gonna beat the fuck out. Yeah, let's hit this insurance stay on you.

[B]

Now, I had the same situation where the lady didn't want to come upstairs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was like, all right, whatever. Because it was a lady picture. I didn't really look at him. I was like, okay, that's fine. I don't really care about, like, a girl coming all the way upstairs to. So I was not gonna meet them downstairs. It was like, old lady. She had to be. No exaggeration, Pat. She had to be like 75 and she had a. A walking stick and like a breathing thing. I was like, bro, who is letting you. Who is letting you Uber Eats? Like what? Like, that doesn't make any sense. There has to be an age limit on Uber Eats.

[A]

No, it definitely do, bro.

[B]

And even Uber's too. Uber's before, when Uber first started, you really couldn't have a beat up car and Uber.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because you made you take the little pictures. And I don't Know what they do now?

[A]

I think they. It used to be at. Because they stopped it after a certain date. But I don't know if that date has changed since then, though. Yeah, that makes sense. Like it used to be like, your car can be older than, you know, a 2011 or something. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, but I don't think they've changed that date or whatever it is. So cars are definitely getting older and

[B]

some people's cars are just so like, I feel like if you're doing Uber, like, you should really make sure your car is like neat on the inside. I'm not saying you don't have to have the. The craziest, nicest car, but I feel bougie now because now I have to like, I'm. To make sure I get a decent car. It's like you have to order Uber black. Yeah, because sometimes, especially with your girl, it's like, all right, you don't want to get like a. Just a random smell. I got into a smelly ass car, bro. And we have to roll the windows down if you gotta boss up.

[A]

Now if you're on a date, I know everybody been in this position. You know, every once in a while you just want to save some money. That Uber black gonna be the same price no matter where you at. That motherfucker up. It don't care if you're going two miles. I said $40, like it's gonna get you. But it's like that for a reason. Because even if you go a little bit down and be like, okay, I'm gonna get an Uber xl. So me and my girl got some room. Yeah, these motherfuckers might send you an Astro van.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Nah, getting to the van is such

[A]

a aura killer, man.

[B]

Especially the one that when you try to pull, you said, don't touch the door and they. And they press the button and it starts open and close slowly.

[A]

Not the worst one is when they don't move faster. I hate that. It's like a van and it's opening up and my dumb ass sitting there like this. You got a chain on, sitting in the van.

[B]

The worst ones, those vans that be also like the medical transporter vans, like the people in wheelchairs. The wheelchair accessible one. Oh, yeah, because they'll open the door and then the little wheelchair thing might

[A]

pop up on like, nah, bro, you push the button. Like, I don't need this. You wasting the battery. Nah, them vans be killing me, man.

[B]

Also, there's a thing with Ubers, right, where it's like, people are Nervous to sit in the front seat now because some.

[A]

A lot of people. A lot of people cut it off, though. Yeah, They'll. They'll. They'll push the seat all the way forward. Yeah.

[B]

And that's like a normal thing when you're, like, doing, like, limos and like that, or the Lincolns that be the. The chauffeur driver. Cars, whatever. I think they're Lincolns. But in an Uber, I feel like you should leave all. Especially if you're Excel. If you're Uber xl and it says, what, five people can sit in the car?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I should be able to sit in the front seat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Somebody gotta be there. Especially when it's a group of people. Somebody has to kind of be on some group leader type of vibes and, like, make sure the driver doing what he's supposed to do.

[A]

Yeah. Make sure the driver. He ain't looking in the rear view mirror at the ladies and no. Pay attention to the road. Nah.

[B]

Did you just put me in a. A van full of ladies?

[A]

Yeah. Ladies, ladies.

[B]

That'd be crazy.

[A]

Shake your dress,

[B]

did you? We never talked about the Raja Jackson thing.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I feel like we didn't talk about it too, because there was so much speculation about it. It's hard to really, like, try to talk about things in real time.

[A]

Now. I saw that Rampage came out with an apology. Now it confirms that everything that happened was real.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that was the real interaction. There was nothing that was fake from the wrestler that was knocked unconscious. Like, he wasn't a part of that plan. So that's what I wanted to get out the way before I come on a comedic podcast and break some news or some shit.

[B]

I feel like the only part I didn't like and the people, they don't know is Roger Jackson, son of Rampage Jackson went to an event. He's a kick streamer. He went to an event and this wrestler hit him in the face with a can backstage. He thought it was part of the act. Wrestler didn't know Roger. He apologized to Roger and Roger accepted his apology and then invited him to take be part of the show. He went in there, slammed him, and then punched him like 22 times unconscious. He said his mouth was bleeding like he was choking on his own blood. Lost a couple teeth. Now he's in trouble and yada yada for that. Or they're investigating it. The thing I didn't like about it was that obviously if he got hit in the head with a can. Right, Right. I feel like he should have acted then and there. To me, if you apologize, somebody apologize to you, and you accept their apology, and then you then go in when he's in a vulnerable position to then, like, start hitting them like that. It's kind of like a move. Yeah, I would say it's.

[A]

It's really a move because it was. There's every other time frame fits when you could have got your revenge.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But that time frame, the only time you couldn't get your revenge is when you agreed to go on stage and act with them. Because obviously wrestling is fake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you agreed to go on stage and perform with that person, and then you did it when he was the least vulnerable. You could have even waited till after the event and punched him in the back of his head. You got way more respect.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, you thought about it and you sat and pondered about it, and it pissed you off so much that you hit him in the back of his head, but you waited until a point that even after the slam, I bet you if the dude was, like, still conscious, if he didn't go unconscious, it was just a time where he couldn't defend himself because he didn't know what the fuck was going on. You were supposed to do that. That's just like saying, hey, Pat, for this shot on this skit, you're gonna smack Mike. And then we work on, like, a fake smack, and then I smack you for real at that moment in time. You would have never let me smack you if it was before or after. As soon as I would have moved my hand towards your face, you would have been like, yo, what you doing? So you took the only time to where you could get a free slam. He let you have it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because you're probably supposed to slam him a certain way.

[B]

He powerbombed the fuck out of him.

[A]

Even if he walked behind him by surprise, and if that wasn't a part of the script, I don't think he would have been able to power about him. Dude weigh like 300 pounds. If you put pressure to the floor. I think Roger's like 170 or some. And it's just like, bro, you wouldn't have been able to lift them. So only he was able to lift him.

[B]

He kind of went with it. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, he went with it. Yeah. You him up with that all in the.

[B]

It's. It's gonna be interesting to see what happens. Obviously, obviously, the guy can sue, but I feel like when people think about him suing Raja, they're thinking they're gonna sue. His dad, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I don't think it works like that. He's his own. He's his own man. So it's a grown man if he has. Either he's going to do a civil suit and I don't know how much money Roger makes. I'm not going to think he's a millionaire or anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or they can do a criminal suit, which then can land him in jail if that happens. But I don't know. He's a grown. He's a grown guy.

[A]

So the fucked up part about it is just like, this is what makes the, like the US Court system stupid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hopefully it gets resolved out of court and, you know, Raja learns his lesson. Doesn't have to have the, like, most severe consequences. The guy recovers. Well, everybody gets what they want. That's what, obviously is the best outcome. But to like, have that situation happen all on stream and, like, it's gonna be, you know, a three, four month process and shit like that. It's like, bro, what judge couldn't watch that stream and be like, okay, my dog. Yeah, you tell me what you was doing here. No, no, no, no, no. Everybody sit the. All the lawyers, sit the fudge down. I want you to tell me what, what could you say here that says that you didn't do what you're being accused?

[B]

I feel like this is a prime example too, of letting like, the chat or letting the Internet, like, gas you up into doing like, dumb shit that you shouldn't do, bro. It's just like, oh, you can't do that. You can't do that. Or bet you won't do all you want punk you like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That type of shit. I feel like people's pride is just like, is too much sometimes. You got to let shit go sometimes.

[A]

Yeah. As. As you all know, like, we get trolls all the time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The worst thing that you can help a troll with is to answer a question that's like, oh, like, oh, that's like somebody asking me like, Mike or Pat, if Mike punched you, what would you do to him?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I, And I'm on the Internet, like, man, y' all keep asking me about this. He won't do. He won't punch me at all that like, yo, what did I do? Like, you letting a 13 year old get you hyped for nothing, bro.

[B]

And we do get that question a lot. It's like, oh, who would win in a fight between. Because I box and Pat box is also double.

[A]

Just horny, though.

[B]

Yeah, we'll Win the fight. You know, if I, like, why do I answer that question?

[A]

Yeah, I want y' all in combat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

As a grown man, I never said, like, I never went to, like, two grown men that weren't both professional boxers. Like, it's not like I'm watching, looking at Bud Crawford and Boots, and I'm in a room with him. Like, yo, I wonder who will win out of y'.

[F]

All.

[A]

Like, that's what they do for a living.

[B]

That's like, question. That's, like, our conversation you probably can have with your. Your friends. Like, if. If, like, the Canelo Crawford fight that's about to happen, we. We can have conversations about, like, who we think is going to win or.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What are your thoughts about it? But at least they're both. Yeah, what I said.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

I'm just saying. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought you meant. I didn't say Crawford, but it's one of those situations that at least they're getting. They're also getting paid to fight. So it's like we can have those conversations about who we think are going to win. And they're both masters at their craft.

[C]

So.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't let the Internet gas you. That's what I'm trying to say. Don't let people, even all walks of life people. This is. Don't let anybody, like, steer you off your course, because there's going to be people that's going to try to do that. Especially when you're doing something successful in life, there's going to be people that's going to try to get you off track, and they want you to react a certain way and.

[A]

Yeah. And more likely, your response that you're doing right away is going to be your worst response.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, just sit down and think about

[B]

it for a little bit.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because so many people jump on the Internet to defend themselves, and then they end up, like, putting themselves in a deep roll. Like, I feel like Young Thug could have took a different route with social media.

[B]

A little bit different, I think.

[A]

Just wait it out and see what calls come out. Because if one call got leaked and then you're jumping and saying, oh, blah, blah, to this call, and then you lie once and another call makes it seem like you lied about something else. Now your integrity is gone. Like, nobody's gonna believe what you have to say. You could have just waited, see what came out, and then went about it the correct way. Probably could have dropped the song before you said some shit.

[B]

I think everybody could have waited in that situation to Know what would happen. Just, like, keep their. Their business to themselves. Like, if they don't. If they really don't with Gunner, just like, I don't. It is what it is. Like, you don't have to throw shots. You don't have to be like, if. You know, it's just we. It's just strange because when you take a hard stance on something, it's easy to become a hypocrite.

[A]

So easy.

[B]

Right, Because. And that's why sometimes I always say I use the word I think a lot or I.

[E]

Or.

[B]

Or nothing definitive. Sometimes I always say that, oh, I think. Or in my opinion. Right. Just because I don't. I'm not saying I'm right for the situation, but just my belief in the moment.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When. When you stand and say, oh, this person's a rat. This person a rat, and you might do something that might be rat adjacent. Right. Then it's like, oh, you just look like a hypocrite. And. And also the other thing, too, is just you're preaching on the Internet or you're reacting on the Internet. The people who are not in that street life either. There's just a whole bunch of people that are not in the streets. Yeah, I'm not in the streets. None of the niggas on the Internet is in the streets.

[A]

Literally reacting to them nerds calling you about a technicality. Well, actually, yeah. Don't talk to the cops at all. So that makes you a rat. Like, these dudes are literally logging into Amazon workplace every fucking day.

[B]

I think thugs just need to be careful, too, because it's like, it's the same situation. I'm not calling him Roger or anything, but don't let the Internet also trick you into doing something. You're on probation. Don't let the Internet trick you into, like, defending yourself or saying too much. Try to defend yourself, because in those situations, the cases that already happened and stuff like that, with who shot Lil Wayne's tour bus up and all this type of stuff. Yeah. You start saying, like, you know, just start saying, the cops might have not known already.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So just like, I just keep.

[A]

Just move on, you know, drop music

[B]

and move on from this whole who is a rat, who's not a rat? Situation.

[A]

They don't realize the new cops are people that, like, you grew up with all that lingo you talking, all that. None of that is going under the. Under the book they opening, all that. That's all. Yeah.

[B]

All right, let's get to the dating show and.

[A]

Yeah, let us Know how y' all feel.

[B]

Welcome to episode 222. Make sure you guys come on now.

[A]

Those angel numbers.

[B]

Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon. We just dropped a video there on Monday.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it out.

[B]

We also dropping the Pilates vlog in there as well, so you can see me, Gene, and Pat do Pilates.

[A]

Thank you. I think you forgot Gene last time.

[B]

No, I think it was key.

[A]

It was. It key.

[B]

I think so.

[A]

We got. We got a lot.

[B]

I feel like I keep saying myself first.

[A]

I keep thinking, yeah, me is crazy. Yeah, yeah, me.

[B]

That's why I'm like. I'm saying.

[A]

I'm like.

[B]

I'm saying three things, but, like, how is it happening?

[A]

We got something special for y' all on the Patreon, obviously, the vlog we got. You know, we got to introduce y' all to music producers. DJs, put y' all on. Like, this is very Milwaukee oriented week of Crashing Me's podcast going on, so come on, man, show some love. Don't be complaining about shitty.

[B]

This episode. We're actually doing a. A dating show with our boy Tommy.

[A]

Yes, sir. You seen.

[B]

You want to introduce yourself?

[A]

You see him going viral on Tick Tock? This is time to go.

[F]

No, I'm Tommy.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Simple intro.

[B]

Tommy, we learned is 25 black today.

[A]

25 black. So if you hear him say the N word. Whoa. We got Rashad McKins.

[B]

Oh, man. We got Gene with us. So, yeah, we're just gonna hop right into the dating show, and you guys let us know.

[A]

A lot of races here.

[B]

Oh, races. Yeah, yeah, that's how you said races.

[A]

The clan in the background. These monsters, man. What you expect? No, we can do this. We ready?

[B]

Yep. All right, contestant number one. We're just gonna get right into it.

[D]

What's up?

[B]

Go ahead, Tommy.

[F]

All right, if your ex was asked to describe you in one word, what would they say?

[D]

So I've only had, like, three X's, and two of them are very mutual, like breakups. But the one, I guess, that we had, like, a bad breakup or whatever, I guess he would say I was mean. I wouldn't personally agree with that.

[A]

All right, contestant number two. That's it. Why don't you give us the word? You trying so hard not to be mean right now.

[F]

Mean.

[B]

All right, contestant number two. Same question.

[E]

Amazing. Okay.

[A]

No explanation behind that.

[F]

Yeah. All right.

[E]

No. No needed.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

All right.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Contestant number three.

[B]

All right, contestant number four. We'll come back to three.

[A]

Yo, testing. Number four.

[D]

Perfect.

[B]

Okay, go ahead.

[A]

Oh, she said perfect. Oh, okay.

[B]

Your ex will describe you as perfect. Hello? Okay. Okay.

[F]

Perfect. Enough said.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, contestant number five.

[D]

I'm gonna go off. My last ex, he would describe me as sweet.

[A]

Sweet. Okay, Okay.

[F]

A lot of positive. A lot of positive words here.

[A]

It sounds like a lot of y' all still Y' all exes. That's what I'm getting.

[F]

Yeah, actually, that's a good point.

[B]

All right, number six.

[E]

I was going to say crazy. I thought I was going to hear this one a lot, but I'm the first one.

[A]

Yeah, you ain't the only one. Girl, don't you believe that for a second.

[B]

All right, number six. Number seven.

[A]

Sorry, you can't.

[C]

We. I was about to say we cancel

[A]

names, and you got your number wrong. This is terrible.

[C]

No, no, Right. Anyways. No.

[D]

Stubborn, stubborn.

[B]

Where are you from?

[D]

Yes. New Jersey.

[B]

Okay, you sound like.

[A]

Where you.

[B]

Like, where are you from?

[E]

From.

[B]

You trying to have an accent?

[C]

Oh, Dominican.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, you like that, Tommy?

[F]

I'm okay with it.

[B]

Number eight.

[D]

My ex would probably describe me as a

[A]

honesty.

[F]

Okay, I do appreciate that.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah.

[F]

I don't.

[B]

Yeah, no questions.

[A]

No questions.

[B]

Number nine.

[C]

Yeah, my ex would probably describe me as veiny. I'm also Dominican. Oh, just keep that in mind, bro.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

All right, bro.

[F]

Thanks.

[B]

Why are you here?

[A]

All right, all right, all right, let's. So the next part. We.

[B]

There's one more.

[A]

Oh, there's one more. My bad.

[B]

Number 10. What's the one right there? The. The Discord logo.

[A]

91 on that, so it could be at the end.

[B]

Oh, number 91,

[F]

server deep.

[B]

Okay, number 10 again. And number three, we. We skipped you. So if you're here now, you can speak your piece.

[D]

Like, why am I madness?

[B]

Who's speaking? Who's speaking? Number three? Yes.

[D]

Like, disgustingly.

[A]

Oh, I think she just got bad service.

[B]

I'll say it again. Sorry.

[D]

I said, can you hear me?

[B]

Yeah, we can hear you.

[D]

I'm, like, disgustingly strategic and can be super ambitious and uncompromising.

[B]

That's a real answer. Okay.

[A]

Ain't no real answer. She not following the rules.

[F]

It's a lot more than one word.

[A]

But it was descriptive. We see. You don't listen.

[D]

You asked me to elaborate. That's what elaborate means.

[A]

He said a lot of words.

[D]

I'm sorry, you don't have.

[A]

Oh, you see, Tommy? You see what you're doing? Okay. Okay, so the next part you'll eliminate. We'll go two people just off the first words. No hard feelings, ladies. And then you'll get a chance to say your piece. Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

See, the. The problem here is, like, do I go with the honesty or do I go with, like, the positive adjectives? You know, so. Oh, God. All right, just correct me if I'm wrong. I might have taken this note wrong, but was it eight? Someone said. Someone said nice, didn't they? I don't know if I took that note correctly, but it was. It wasn't eight, was it?

[A]

Okay, eight. Let's unmute eight. Yo, eight.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you hear him?

[D]

We need context about the whore.

[F]

Yeah, that was. I think that was the one that. Okay, see, this is a.

[D]

This is. My ex was wildly insecure. He had this idea in his head that I was like, all my friends, but he was the real cheater.

[A]

So, you know, so he. He was projecting. Okay, okay.

[C]

He didn't.

[F]

Nothing.

[D]

It was projecting real bad.

[A]

So you never cheated on him? Nothing. All right.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

You know what?

[D]

No, I never cheated on anybody. I'm.

[F]

That's.

[D]

I'm very loyal.

[F]

I like that. We're gonna keep you safe then.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[F]

Okay. I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with three just because I do appreciate the definition of elaborate, but it felt a little sassy. So I'm gonna go with, oh, three. I'm sorry. And I'm gonna go with one. I. I understand your ex might call you mean. But I don't like that word as much, so we're gonna go with one and three.

[A]

Okay, let's. Let's give them. Okay. Time to speak your piece. We'll go with number one. Speak your piece.

[D]

Okay, so the only reason why I said mean in that specific relationship was because there were times that I would hold him accountable for stuff, and in terms of, like, communication. So there were times where he would go out with his boys, and I was completely fine with that. And I'll be like, what time are you getting home? He'd be like, oh, I'm getting home at 12. Okay, cool. Why is it 6am and you're still not home? Mom about to cut you out.

[B]

He could have been hooping with his boys.

[A]

Yeah, sometimes.

[D]

Whose session goes to 6am Midnight is crazy.

[B]

Sometimes.

[A]

A lot of times.

[B]

Some people are busy during the day.

[A]

Sound like your man had mama mentality.

[F]

Bro is locked in.

[D]

He was definitely not Uber in other ways.

[B]

Anyway, we appreciate you guys for coming on the show.

[A]

Oh, she did the. Who else got eliminated?

[C]

3.

[A]

She spoke her piece.

[F]

She had.

[B]

She elaborated last time Already?

[F]

Yeah, she did. She could elaborate already.

[A]

Yeah. 3. You got any last words? Did she leave? Okay, on to the next round.

[D]

Hello?

[A]

Who is this? Three. Who's this? Three? Any last words?

[D]

Am I unmuted?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

Any last words for what?

[A]

No. You're being eliminated.

[D]

Sorry. Okay, bye.

[A]

I feel it.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Okay, we're gonna go on around two. There's. There's eight contestants left.

[F]

What's the pettiest reason you've ever ghosted someone?

[B]

Ask it one more time. Sorry.

[F]

What's the pettiest reason you've ever ghosted someone?

[B]

We're gonna start. Oh, go ahead.

[E]

My bad.

[B]

Go ahead. Go ahead.

[A]

Let's just start with it.

[E]

Sorry, I was unmuted.

[B]

Oh, no, you're good.

[A]

Just go ahead. We just gotta remember.

[E]

Okay. So I went on this date with this guy, and this was my first time seeing him in person. We went to the movie theaters. He got out his car. Tell me why this man had skinny ass jeans on in 2025. And not even that. Those jeans had rips in them.

[A]

You did?

[E]

At his grown ass age in 2025.

[A]

Wait, so is this your first time seeing him get dressed? No Internet photos before the date.

[E]

Well, I saw him in person once, but he was, like, grocery shopping, and it was late at night, so he had on like. Like pajamas, I guess. And so this was my first time seeing him actually like, dressed up for a date.

[A]

So you would rather see him in the pajamas again?

[E]

Yes, because it's just skinny jeans.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And they were, like, tight, tight. And they had holes.

[B]

All right, we're gonna start from the top again. Number 10. Number 10. Are we gonna go to number four? Am I seeing this right, Marty?

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Oh, my bad, y'. All. I went on a date with a guy, and it was cool, but at the end of the day, like, when I dropped him back off home, he wanted to kiss me and his breath was stink. No. Yeah.

[B]

You guys didn't get that close the whole date.

[D]

No, we had went to the little race car thingy. We like, race and stuff.

[A]

Wait, did y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

Did y' all eat anything on that date?

[D]

We did eat. We did eat at the race car thingy.

[A]

Okay, what did y' all eat,

[D]

I asked? Like, cheddar cheese fries.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Your breath was stinking too. You were just willing to kiss through it. You know, it's cool.

[C]

It's cool.

[F]

He's willing to commit.

[A]

It was a different type of stink.

[D]

It was stink. It was like halitosis stinky. Like I can do a little. I can do a little thing. Like a little, you know, we just ate. But no, that was stinky sticky,

[B]

stinky stink.

[A]

I've never heard of that before times two.

[B]

All right, where are we at with it, Marty? Five assessment number five.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

The whole date was a mess, but I'm going to say the biggest reason why he got ghosted. When I walked up to him, he was bodybuilder big. Like, I thought he hit the gym a little bit, maybe a little muscle. No, he was big as. And I'm just like, I did a skinny man. I did a fat man, but I draw the line at bodybuilder big.

[A]

Okay, does that. You want to comment on that?

[F]

You know? Yeah. So you don't like the big muscles, but you're.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Elaborate on that for me a little bit.

[A]

Like, you don't.

[D]

No. Okay, look, if you date a chubby man, he. He big. He fluffy. When you lay on him, it's comfortable. If you date a skinny man, it's still a level of comfort. Like, it's. Right now, it might be a little. Pretty nice. It's pretty chill. He was just like. Like, mind you, he was like, oh, I'm five foot six. When I meet him, he was like, five, three. Like, we're basically the same height. So that pulled me off, too. It's like, you're short, and then it's like, you're big, but you're not even chubby. You're just like, your arm. Your arm is, like, as big as my body type.

[A]

Next contestant. We don't have to look eliminated.

[B]

I feel like I hear echo.

[E]

Okay, this is pretty stupid, but I ghosted a guy for. We went on a date to take my dog to the dog park, and he did not with my dog at all. He barely talked to my dog, like, said, oh, you cute girl, or whatever. Like, acknowledged it called its name. Just kind of weird behavior for a dog. Like, what did it do to you?

[F]

Poor dog manners. Is that what you're saying?

[E]

Yeah. Poor dog etiquette.

[B]

Okay, all right, all right, all right.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, I'm not gonna lie. Blank there in hers. Yeah.

[A]

I hope Tommy was listening. I made us a show.

[F]

You know, hey, I'm here for it.

[B]

All right, Next contestant.

[C]

Okay, I went on a date with the guy to the movies, and he told me that his favorite part about me was the fact that I had dsl.

[B]

Dsl? Internet.

[C]

No, no, no. My lips.

[A]

Oh, got it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What's dsl?

[F]

Yeah, I don't know what that Is

[A]

either dick sucker lips.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

I don't understand that. I'm not, like. I wouldn't.

[B]

Sucker lips.

[A]

Oh, your lips look great.

[F]

It got.

[C]

No. And they got so sexual.

[A]

What's your. What's her ig. Just for research purposes.

[C]

Research purposes?

[D]

Y.

[A]

See, this way she say purposes.

[B]

Not too much.

[A]

Oh, my bad, my bad.

[C]

Getting chill off me.

[A]

Okay. I'm chilling off you.

[B]

All right, next contestant.

[A]

She want ysl, not dsl.

[D]

Okay? So this may not be petty for y', all, but I also went on a date with a man at the movie, and I did show up a couple minutes later than the time that I told him that I would be here. And so in return, he told me, oh, you gonna pay for my.

[A]

Wait, he said, you're gonna pay for his what?

[D]

His soda and his popcorn. He wanted me to pay for, you know, his text.

[A]

Okay, Getting fined for a date is crazy. He find your ass.

[B]

What was his reason, though?

[D]

Okay, it was because I was late. I was, like, two minutes later than what, the time I said I was gonna be there.

[A]

How old is he?

[B]

Was it wise?

[D]

Mind you, we get in a movie, and he's. It's a scary movie. Went to go see together. He's shrieking. He's like, you know, in a ball in the theater, just being real scared. And I'm just looking at him, I'm like, whoa. Like, this movie ain't even that scary. Like Jeffy to be acting like that, so.

[A]

No way. That's right.

[D]

Well, what about a bad day?

[A]

So, Tommy, how do you feel?

[B]

How do you feel about tardiness, Tommy?

[F]

Yeah, not a fan of tardiness. I'm usually pretty early to things, so. But I would never find someone for. For being late, so that's kind of crazy, too. I don't know.

[A]

How do you feel about scary movies?

[D]

Would you find me?

[F]

I wouldn't find you, but I'm also not gonna see a scary movie because I hate scary movies, so.

[D]

Oh, so we can see a good old rom com.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

You like Marvel? You like D.C. both.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[D]

Yeah, we can. We can kick it at the movie.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

See that? Scary.

[A]

She leaving here with something. I am leaving here with her.

[F]

Okay. I like the determination.

[B]

All right, next contestant.

[C]

Yeah. Bro had took me out, and he expected me to go half on the bill. I said, nuh. Bro.

[A]

Who is this?

[B]

Why is he here? How'd he get in chat? You know it's a dating show, right?

[A]

He hacked the disc.

[C]

I'm just looking for a cool homie or whatever.

[F]

Loneliness epidemic, man. It's real.

[B]

Oh, so you're not looking for love, you're just looking for a homie.

[C]

I mean, I mean, wherever. Like,

[F]

a lack of clarity here is scary.

[C]

If anyone want to ask questions, let bro do it.

[A]

You got any questions for you can

[B]

eliminate him at any time.

[F]

I just feel like he's kind of vibes, so I'm just like, no, but

[C]

yeah, that's crazy too.

[F]

That's crazy,

[A]

Bro. You're copying off that other girl that said she was Dominican.

[B]

You're not Dominican. Is not Dominican.

[A]

Say something in Spanish.

[C]

Dominican.

[A]

Dominicans speak Spanish, right? What? Wait, what? What did he just say?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Wait, what did he just say?

[B]

I didn't understand it. All right, we have a real contestant after that. Who's left?

[A]

Who's next?

[B]

10. Contestant number 10. Sorry. What the. Sorry about that.

[C]

Yeah, so.

[D]

Oh, no worries.

[C]

Oh, I ghosted this dude because he got me the wrong water.

[B]

What type of water?

[F]

Yeah, what kind of water was it?

[C]

He was trying to give me purified water.

[A]

Oh, no, that natural spring water.

[C]

And I drink spring? Yeah.

[A]

Oh, you sound strict.

[C]

But, well, no, like, I mean, you asked me did I want some water, and I say, yeah, I drink spring. And now we're in a conversation about what is spring water. And you can't taste the difference in water. And I'm like, bro, like, I'll give you the dollar. I just want to sprinkle water.

[A]

Now you trying to treat a like he Norbert or something.

[C]

And then it became like, you too good to drink great value water. I'm like, how do we get here?

[A]

You lucky this ain't my show. Oh, my God.

[B]

So you don't drink. You only drink spring water? Spring water.

[C]

I only drink spring water.

[B]

And you think you can I bring my own water?

[A]

I don't even think she could tell the difference.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I've won money off lift, but like, yeah, no, I could taste the difference. It's just. I mean, but I don't drink all spring water either. You know, some people just walk around with a bottle for a label. I'll bring my own water.

[A]

She got a little slick mouth. I swear, she be like.

[B]

It's like.

[A]

It's like she having a conversation with me. Me, but she demeaning me at the same time. I want money off last. Oh, no, no, don't try to. Oh, you crazy. I'm not on the show. This is him.

[C]

I don't want you to feel offended.

[A]

No, you're good, but it's just one

[C]

of those things, you know what I'm saying? I think it's similar to people who carry, like, hot sauce with them or whatever. Like, I know I drink a certain type of water, so don't ask me and then kind of, like, question me on it. I gave you an answer, you know, and if you couldn't get it, cool, I just go get it myself.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What'd you guys say about that?

[C]

Tommy?

[F]

Yeah, I mean, like, I discriminate with water, too. Hey, look, Dasani and Aquafina are terrible.

[D]

They are terrible.

[A]

Just the water.

[F]

Just the way. Let's be clear. Just water.

[B]

This is a mayor. It's not.

[A]

It's not a metaphor either. Goddamn Dasani. Think they could just run around. Sorry, water.

[F]

Oh, wait.

[A]

Sorry.

[F]

I was talking about water. Sorry.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, man. All right. Was that all the contestants for this round? How many people should eliminate this?

[A]

I think. Where we at? We at 8 right now, maybe. I think we should. We got four questions left. I think we should get down to six.

[F]

So two more.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's two more.

[B]

You can eliminate dude, too.

[F]

Yeah, I think. I think it might be time. I think contestant number nine, though, I appreciate the vibes and the lack of clarity.

[C]

That's the problem with you guys these days. Y' all always looking for these women, being lustful when the dude right in front of you is special.

[A]

What the. Wait.

[C]

That's your problem, bro. You're being lustful.

[A]

You said you're being lustful. Okay, okay. Is there anything you gotta say about, like, the other contestants before. Be respectful, though.

[C]

I mean, I'm Dominican. I got.

[D]

I got dsl, too, bro. Like, what's up?

[B]

Okay, okay. Remove him from the hole, please. I'm sorry about that.

[A]

Remove him from the whole discord. I don't know how he got into this, so he must literally sit in our discord all day.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[B]

All right, you can limit.

[A]

Who's the other one?

[F]

I think we're going with? I put a star next to number six. I think. Number six. I think that was one.

[B]

What was your answer?

[E]

I got a star. Poor dog. Park.

[A]

Oh, the dog one. The one.

[B]

I blanked on that one anyway, so.

[F]

Yeah, yeah,

[A]

I just went.

[B]

I blanked on.

[E]

Love you, Tommy.

[A]

Oh, she said love you.

[F]

Oh, hey, appreciate that.

[E]

Yeah, I love you.

[F]

Appreciate that.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Very nice.

[A]

See? Better than me. I would have brought her back.

[F]

Can you do that?

[A]

Yeah, you can bring her back if you eliminate somebody else.

[B]

Right.

[F]

So I'd have to eliminate someone else, then.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

You know what? Just for that, we'll. I think we're gonna go with number five, then.

[D]

Thank you. Oh, my God. Wow. All because I said I'm in a bodybuilder. I just thought that was the pettiest reason, like everybody ask me out of all. I promise you, it was a long list. He started talking. His voice was a dead giveaway. He was gay.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Hey, man. Works out good sometimes. Isn't that crazy, man, we appreciate you coming on the show.

[F]

Thank you.

[D]

Nah, it was cool.

[E]

It was cool.

[D]

Happy to be here. I missed my opportunity last time because I missed the call, so.

[A]

Hey, perfect. Perfect. You here now.

[D]

All right.

[A]

How's it going, man? Like you dodged your bullet.

[F]

Hey, look, sometimes.

[A]

Hey, don't it. That's crazy.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

All right, let's go.

[B]

You can ask some of the questions too.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

For purposes.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

True.

[A]

Y' all need to. Yeah, let's go. So, hey, welcome to round three. You made it, ladies. We'll start off with this question right here. Okay, this is a scenario question. You're on a date. And the bill comes to $137 and 48 cents. Tommy says he forgot his wallet. What's your next move?

[B]

Contestant number two.

[E]

Yeah, so for on the day he said he forgot his wallet, I'll pay the bill. And then I think I might have to low key say bye because how you being that forgetful on a date?

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Like, I feel like that's.

[C]

That's fair.

[A]

I'm gonna have you hold your answers. I don't want anybody switching their answers because the way you feel. Okay, let's go. Next contestant number four. Number four.

[D]

Wait, how much was.

[A]

Was. $137.48.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I'mma say it. But he gonna have to

[A]

wait. She gonna have to what? What? What is he gonna have to do?

[D]

He just bullies you.

[A]

I'll let you. I'll let you respond to that one.

[F]

Hey, look. Gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I like that.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

What? No laughs in her voice. She said, I like that. Okay. All right, next contestant number six. That was a weird way to hold up six. Marty off.

[E]

I pay. And I would try to think that it's a positive thing. Like he's too nervous to remember his wallet and not a malicious thing.

[F]

Always assume positive intent.

[A]

The Riz God, whoever was just talking a little laugh too. Okay, next contestant.

[C]

Was it okay? 137. With whatever sense I'm gonna pay, but I'm ghosting him after

[A]

honesty, though, right?

[F]

Okay, fair.

[A]

Because he might not even be a person that really forget his wallet, so who knows?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I like the honesty, though.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Learning a lot these days.

[F]

Transparency is key.

[A]

Don't forget your wallet.

[D]

Fellas, fellas, I got a question for you.

[F]

Wait, wait, wait.

[A]

Go ahead, Go ahead, Go ahead.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Are we at a restaurant where they t. Apple pay? Because I know you ain't forget your phone. You can probably use Apple pay. I'm resourceful. I'm trying to think of other ways for you to pay.

[B]

No, we had a restaurant.

[F]

We're at a hole in the wall

[D]

for the most of it.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, let's take that.

[B]

Let's take.

[D]

We're in the hole in the wall.

[A]

Yeah, let's take no Apple pay. So what's it. What's the next step for you?

[D]

You know, just for you, Tommy, I might take the bill.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Might.

[D]

I might have to take that one. Take that one. For the team.

[A]

What's the aftermath? What's the conversation after? Because it sound like you got a lot to say.

[D]

When we get in the car on the way back, I'm gonna ask you to go ahead and Apple pay me, because I know you got your phone,

[B]

but you didn't forget your phone.

[D]

That's the part that y' all missing. You can send me the money.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I. With it. Yeah. We got a critical thinker.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

All right.

[A]

Is that next one. How many we got Left? Contestant number 10? 10. Number 10.

[B]

Okay. Moving on.

[E]

Hello?

[C]

Oh, can you hear me?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You know. Yep.

[D]

I'll pay it. Okay.

[C]

Right. I think a lot of other factors go into that, like who initiated the day, how. How long we've been dating. Is this the first date, or is it like a fourth day?

[D]

Damn.

[A]

She thinking, man. Might be a little bit too smart.

[C]

Yeah, well, you got to be intentional with people, because time is the one thing we can't get back, right? So I'm not gonna waste it.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You lucky this ain't my show. I don't want no philosophers. Oh, my God. She making close up and about time. All right, how many is that? Everybody? Okay, that's everybody. Okay, let's make an elimination here. Any. Any before Tommy makes elimination. Anything from you, Mike?

[B]

No, I'm just.

[A]

You want to give me any advice bro to bro?

[B]

What's that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

[A]

6. Any. Any advice?

[B]

I don't even remember some of the answers. I'm not gonna lie.

[A]

You've been. You've been Spacing out a lot.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

You watch everything.

[B]

I remember in the moment, though.

[A]

Okay. Any advice you want to give them before you make this eliminate, because we're going down to. We're going down to three after this. That's a big.

[F]

Yeah, big elimination.

[A]

Yeah, big elimination. Just follow your heart, man. Follow your heart. Think with your heart. Niggas get a worse advice.

[B]

That's why I didn't give anything.

[F]

Okay, man, this is a tough one. I liked eight's resourcefulness with the apple pay. I like that because you were about your business. Appreciate that. 10 nuance, you know, is this a first date? Is this a trend? What's going on? I want to know more. Okay, that's good. I like that. Six, always assume positive intent. Four, eat booty. So that was interesting too. I'm gonna go with.

[D]

Oh, man.

[F]

I'm gonna go with two.

[A]

Just stop right there. Two.

[F]

Okay, two.

[A]

Any last words? That way we can remember.

[E]

Yeah, I guess it wasn't meant to be. You lost a real one. For real, for real.

[D]

Damn.

[E]

Oh, that's all I gotta say.

[A]

Dude, when people say that, does that automatically mean it's true?

[F]

Like.

[A]

Oh, no way.

[E]

I never lie.

[A]

Good job, Tommy.

[B]

Guys

[F]

playing 40 chess over here.

[B]

He knows ball.

[F]

All right, next one. You know, I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with eight. Although I like the resourcefulness. I'm gonna go with eight on that one.

[A]

Okay, eight.

[D]

Wow, Tommy. I thought we really had something going on. Are you for real? Are you for real? You know what? How you wait.

[F]

I am a quarter black, so I'm biracial, severely light skinned.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

You're 25% blue.

[C]

We wasn't gonna work out. No way.

[D]

Oh, I'm here for my black kings. Black kings forever. Nobody. We wasn't gonna work out.

[C]

No way.

[D]

It's all love here, though.

[F]

Respect.

[A]

All right. You got good instincts, right? All right, next one. Next one. You're eliminated.

[B]

But that was. That was it, right?

[A]

No, three.

[F]

Doing three.

[E]

Three.

[F]

Oh, it's a big elimination.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And then, man, I'm gonna have to go with. I have to go with six. I like the always assuming positive intent, but I feel like you can get taken advantage of.

[D]

That's okay times too. We'll.

[E]

We'll find our way back to each other. Okay.

[A]

The Riz Meister. I hear you, girl. Now that's crazy. Okay, so we down to three. You want to read the next question?

[B]

Oh, yeah, I got you. All right, this is round three.

[D]

All right.

[B]

You walk into the club and see your man dancing with another girl. What exactly do you do in the next 30 seconds? Oh, contestant number. What are we doing? Marty? 10.

[A]

Mute yourself, too.

[B]

Oh, there we are.

[E]

All right.

[C]

I walk in the club. I see you dancing with another woman in the first 30 seconds. What am I doing?

[A]

She sound crazy?

[C]

I mean, probably. Probably nothing. It's 30 seconds. I'mma wait for you to see me. Like, I think that's what I'm waiting on. I'm waiting for you to see me.

[A]

What if he. You look at him, and then he. And he keep dancing.

[C]

Oh, okay. Well, go ahead. Have fun. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go somewhere else. Like, you clearly out there doing that, so let me go get a drink.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Or something. Like, I just. Because I don't know who that is.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Good or bad, you don't want to blow up. But you don't want to blow up the spot, though. I respect that.

[C]

No, we ain't blowing up the spot. Okay, we'll talk about that later.

[A]

Okay. Damn, she's smooth.

[B]

Okay. Or.

[A]

Yeah. Back in her day. Nobody should be putting their hands on nobody.

[B]

Number four,

[D]

Quite frankly. I'm gonna start dancing with y'. All. I have the life of the party, and I'm gonna turn the up.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

How do you fit yourself in there, though? That's what I'm trying to get.

[F]

What's the approach?

[B]

Like, if he's getting, like, juked on, you know, like, the type of juking, like. Like his holding him back. Whoa.

[D]

I'm literally gonna start dancing on her. Like, we all gonna be dancing.

[B]

Okay. I'd be so afraid.

[A]

Your girl just start dancing. She never look in your eyes. She just dancing or shit.

[B]

I'm dead. Okay, okay, next one.

[D]

Longest after.

[A]

Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[D]

Yap is crazy.

[C]

Don't throw she a. Yeah.

[F]

No.

[C]

Since we're dancing with other people, I mean, I'm gonna dance with other people.

[B]

Revenge angle.

[A]

Tip for tat. You got what, man?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that how you are in relationships? You're kind of like. You meet them with the same energy?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Feel it. All right, Just give me some more information to add on to you. Yeah.

[A]

Mike trying to get you eliminated by us.

[B]

No, I'm not. I'm not doing that.

[D]

Yo, for real.

[A]

Mike donated.

[F]

Mike.

[A]

Mike dirty macking like a motherfucker. All right, you have to eliminate one woman.

[F]

One this time.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Just one. Yeah.

[F]

We got a good diversity of answers there. One kind of stand yourself, letting it be. Another taking Control of the moment, kind of saying, you know what? I'm just gonna intervene. And then the other revenge. So that's tough. I'm probably gonna go with contestant number seven because of the revenge portion. Although you might be getting done wrong in this situation. Revenge kind of scares me, so.

[A]

Okay, okay. Speak your piece.

[B]

Number seven, right?

[A]

Seven, you said.

[D]

Yep.

[F]

Seven.

[C]

I mean, it's okay.

[D]

It's okay.

[C]

Charming. I still love you, but I love. What?

[A]

What?

[C]

No, no, no.

[D]

That's my boy.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. Nothing crazy.

[D]

That's my boy.

[C]

He's my favorite one.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[C]

I love Mike, too, but I just love Mike more.

[D]

I mean, I love Pat Moore.

[C]

My phone.

[A]

Oh, sweet.

[F]

Fair enough.

[A]

Fair enough.

[B]

Hey, that's fair.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Call me Chris Paul. I'm Chris Paul.

[B]

I love y' all guys. No, I appreciate you.

[A]

Bounce pass, brother. I need me to set you up.

[B]

The Magic Johnson.

[A]

I said, don't let him do you like that class.

[B]

I went down and said.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Down to two contestants, we got the last question. How many questions did you read?

[F]

I think I read. I read two of them.

[B]

Yeah. Is there how many contestants left? Two. Oh. This round, we're gonna. Before we ask you guys a question, we're gonna let you guys ask Tommy a question. Okay, so contestant number four,

[D]

do you like black girls for real? Or is this, like, experiment

[F]

question?

[D]

This type of day? I need to.

[F]

No, I appreciate it.

[C]

Not.

[A]

Not answering with an immediate yes is crazy.

[F]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

I was a little taken back by it, though.

[A]

Insightful.

[F]

Ah, yes. Actually, that's a really good question.

[B]

Tommy's. Tommy's 25 black, though.

[F]

Yes. I don't discriminate when it comes to women, so.

[D]

Well, baby, I'm.

[A]

Will that make y' all 125?

[F]

Yeah, but I. I like. I like black women. Yes.

[D]

Nice, you stuttering boo.

[A]

Okay, next. Next contestant.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

I feel like you wanted a specific answer.

[B]

Next contestant.

[C]

Yeah, okay. Sorry. I was. I was really excited when y' all said Chris Paul because I've been following him since Wake Forest, so.

[A]

Okay. Turn up.

[C]

Love some CP3.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Tennose Ball.

[C]

Okay. My question for you is, like, what is something that you're working on getting better at and why? Like, what's the motivator?

[F]

That's a really good question. I'm trying to be better at confidence. I'm not a confident person, but, you know, I'm trying to be more confident in life, so that's something I every day try to be more confident. So.

[A]

Nice all right, Any response to that?

[C]

No, I like it. It's a vulnerable answer.

[A]

All right, we're not going to eliminate anybody.

[B]

No, we're going to ask two back to back questions for you. So Pat's gonna ask the first one and I'm gonna ask the next one. So to contestant number four, and then we'll let Tommy pick from there.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Better.

[A]

All right, the question is, what's one toxic trait you bring to a relationship that most men can't handle?

[D]

I will go through your phone. Do not do that.

[A]

How do you. How do you find. When. When do you do. This is more like a nighttime thing for you or you're like if the person's taking a nap or do you do it right in front of them? Say it one more time.

[D]

Morning, night, after the bathroom, when I take a shower with it unlocked. I'm telling you.

[B]

What's the worst thing you found in your partner's

[C]

phone?

[B]

Probably.

[A]

What.

[D]

About somebody else? Not me.

[A]

Oh, God. Okay, got it. He cheated on. He was cheating.

[B]

Oh, what the.

[D]

Yeah,

[A]

you legit could have just said that.

[B]

You're just like. He was getting.

[D]

I'm from Florida. I'm in Florida, baby.

[A]

Okay, I with it.

[B]

All right, next question. Why did your last relationship end?

[D]

Because I made a text and I pretend to be somebody else.

[F]

You pretended to be.

[D]

But I'm perfect. Don't forget that part.

[A]

Wait, what she do?

[F]

What'd you say?

[D]

I made a text now and I pretended to be his ex.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, you like, tricked him into, like, catfished him?

[D]

Yeah, because he was still texting her. He told me. He told me he had blocked and stuff, so I had text. Tammy, I swear to God. My phone got you blocked, right? Damn. For real.

[B]

All right, next contestant.

[A]

Maybe your instincts ain't too good. Tell me that's what you left with. You want us to repeat the questions or can you remember?

[C]

You said the first. Repeat the question. We'll repeat because I heard the red flag.

[A]

I got you. What's one toxic trait you bring to a relationship that most men can't handle?

[C]

Okay, I get. I get focused on stuff like hyperfocus, and if you don't tell me directly, you can get neglected. Right. So, for instance, I said three year, five year dose to myself. If I get close to finishing something, I'm to going tunnel vision. And so time and stuff is not real because that's the main focus. That can be an issue for sure.

[B]

Got it. And why'd your last relationship end?

[C]

We were moving on two different timelines.

[A]

Right. Because you were so focused.

[B]

What was his timeline?

[C]

So he was definitely like, oh, you can have a kid. But this conversation happened six months before I finished my master's, so I'm focused on finishing my master's, and I felt like it wasn't a respect like, you get your hustle. I support your hustle. When it's time for me to get focused on mine, support me. And that wouldn't support us.

[B]

I mean, Tommy, I guess this is. The floor is yours to make a choice. Like.

[A]

Got a master.

[F]

Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm. I think I'm gonna have to eliminate number four, mainly because of the phone thing probably. And then the. The catfishing your boyfriend as your. As his ex kind of thing. That was kind of.

[A]

And she's gonna make you eat ass.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, wait. Oh, it was.

[F]

Eat booty payback.

[A]

This is the worst intensity of all time. She just want her ass eating to just go through your phone. Shut up.

[D]

You go ahead

[A]

and. She's immature. Is crazy.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

No way. We found the worst contestant in the last round. It's.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I don't love to talk to you like that. You. You tried your best. Yeah. We appreciate you.

[C]

Indeed.

[B]

You have a good one.

[D]

Yeah. I appreciate y'.

[C]

All.

[D]

Thanks for the opportunity. Bye.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Bye, Ryan. Or on the way out.

[B]

Come on, man.

[A]

That was so crazy. You already. You dissed. You call that one. The last girl a stud, and she wasn't a stud, so you lost forever.

[B]

I did call her studs. She was stud adjacent, though. She's in the ballpark of stuff.

[A]

No, she literally was, like, evolving into a stuff. She's just not there yet.

[F]

She hadn't realized it herself.

[B]

We. Contestant number 10, you are the. The winner. Congratulations.

[C]

Congrats. Yay.

[A]

All right, any. Any last words you want to say before anything.

[B]

You got a shout out to

[C]

shout out. Chris Paul,

[A]

you want to say anything to Tommy?

[C]

I mean, Tommy know what it is. That's why I'm here.

[A]

She smoothed in a motherfucker.

[F]

It's that master stick.

[A]

She definitely gonna pay you, bro. G. Too smooth.

[B]

All right. You have a good one. That's fire.

[A]

Hey.

[F]

I found love.

[A]

They know her real name.

[F]

Contestant number 10.

[B]

So hope you guys enjoyed that episode. Let us know. This is our first time actually doing it with a guy contestant.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And that was the part. It was a little. It was a little hard to kind of like to see how we're gonna make it. It's easier to joke with the guys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Especially, like, their answers. And stuff like that, but I don't know. Women came through today.

[A]

No, they. They definitely came through. They showed up. We definitely were a little worried about it, obviously, because we haven't done it before, and it's only our third dating show. But we definitely want to do something for the women in the community because they keep saying sometimes we skipping over them and sometimes we do with some of the stuff we talk about. So we want to have a show for the ladies. Fellas, you actually can learn a couple things from this episode. I'm telling you that you gotta eat some booty, bro. That's what it's looking like. Well, you gotta pay for. Just eat some ass.

[B]

Oh, anything you gotta shout out, Tommy.

[F]

No. Those good vibes. I feel like contestants did a really good job.

[A]

Yes. Follow him on Instagram at violence.

[F]

Artami.

[A]

There you go. He sing. He be dancing and shit.

[B]

No, you're singing actually is. Is surprisingly really good. Yeah, in a sense. In a sense that when you see your. It's a really good contrast, though, because obviously in your videos, I see you, like, you know, doing your dances and stuff like that, and then your music is very, like, mellow, and it was just really good. It's just like a different contrast.

[F]

Keep people on their toes.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, I like that. Yeah.

[A]

No, I with it, though. Very ain't 25. I didn't know you were black.

[F]

Yeah. Hey, hurry here first, you know, there's

[A]

a couple more memes I could essentially do.

[F]

You Paul, qualified for a couple more.

[A]

You know, sometimes you see, like, your white friends post, like, memes, but the main part of the meme is, like,

[F]

at a concert with you, and you're like, are you gonna say it?

[A]

No, I was like. But I was following. Just side note, I was. I started following this girl who's white, and she's in like, she does something in the podcast industry. So I followed her just to, like, network and stuff like that. And she shared something, and she was like, I hate when don't call back. And I'm just like,

[F]

I don't know how to feel about this meme.

[A]

We gonna unfollow real quick. What do you mean by that?

[B]

Oh, she posted the meme of her.

[A]

Yeah. She posted a meme. Yeah. She didn't say it. She posted a meme saying. And I always feel weird when people like doing that. When it's specifically you're saying it in the thing. Just be like. Or it's like, niggas be like. And it's a white person.

[E]

What do you mean?

[A]

Niggas be like, But, yeah, appreciate y', all. You know, go check out everything that Mike said because I forgot.

[B]

We'll put everything in the description. All right, y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

Without the mud with Rashad McCann.

[B]

All right, y'. All. Peace.