Short Term Relationships - Episode 225

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 225: "Short Term Relationships"

Date: September 24, 2025
Podcast: Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Hosts: Patrick Johnson ("Pat"), Michael Esiobu ("Mike")
Guests/Regulars Appearing: Key, Gene

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Episode Overview

In Episode 225, Pat and Mike dive deep into relationship dynamics, the blurred lines between “annoying” versus “dealbreaker” partner behaviors, and the growing trend (and pitfalls) of short-term relationships—especially post-30. Mixing their trademark humor, tangents into hip-hop culture, Internet trends, and lively listener call-ins, the duo addresses male accountability in relationships, the real stakes of street reputations, and why certain topics in relationships just…don’t mix.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Girlfriend Annoying vs. Dealbreaker Annoying

Starts ~00:00

• Definition Differences: Pat and Mike open debating the difference between tolerable “girlfriend annoying” (e.g., repeated texts, harmless nagging, minor quirks) vs. “this isn’t going to work annoying” (e.g., deep-seated resentment, unresolved issues, intrusive behaviors).
• Quote:

  “If you can’t get through your girlfriend being annoying and realize you still want to be with that person, then that means you give up on everything.” – Pat (01:21)

• Observation: Annoyances happen in any relationship – the key is accountability, self-awareness, and knowing what you can live with.
• Advice: Take ownership; if you’re annoying (even temporarily), own it and lighten the blow.

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2. Relationship Accountability and Male Friendship Standards

Starts ~04:32

• Holding Each Other Accountable: The hosts stress men should not just blindly side with friends when they complain about partners, but instead dig deeper to see if real accountability or self-reflection is needed.
• Quotes:

  “As guys… we need to start asking what does she do that's annoying or what does she do that she's nagging about?” – Mike (04:46)
  “We gotta take more responsibility for our friends' actions as well.” – Mike (05:11)

• Listener Demographics: The pod acknowledges criticism of “pandering to women,” but emphasizes their primary audience is men—and the advice is for them.

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3. Street Culture & Perceptions: Clothing, Retribution, & Real-World Consequences

Starts ~08:41

• Notable Tweet: Regarding women accidentally invoking street violence by wearing their men’s “hoodie” or specific colors associated with gang beefs.
• Street “Get-Back” vs. Snitching: The morality and futility in seeking violent revenge versus involving police—especially as a civilian.
• Humorous Take:

  “If I can't get my get-back in two days, I'm telling the police.” – Mike (09:24)

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4. Comparing Toughness Across Cultures

Starts ~13:36

• American vs. International Hood Mentalities: The crew discusses how every city (even in other countries) has its “tough guy," and the pitfalls of comparing “hoods” or “gangsters” across different backgrounds.
• UK Knife Crime: The risks and realities of close-quarter violence versus “drive-bys”; humorous but darkly real.

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5. Concert Security Stories & NBA Youngboy Concert Etiquette

Starts ~15:37

• Security Guards as Fans: Skewering how often “security” just wants to see the artist and is ineffective (“of course you knew some of those Beyoncé songs, but her new album... you know it word for word!” – Pat, 18:10).
• Chaos at Shows: Stories of seat-stealers, fighting, and why Mike and Pat avoid certain concerts.
• Side Note: The hosts recall their own run-ins with lax security at music events and even sneaking friends on stage.

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6. The Dame Dash vs. Breakfast Club Interview

Starts ~19:47

• Breakdown: Sizzling discussion of Dame Dash’s recent controversial appearance, including his fixation on accusing Charlamagne of being “homosexual” as an insult.
• Cultural Shifts:

  “That argument, Dame would have won five years ago. The world has progressed…accusing another man of being homosexual, that’s not the wave.” – Pat (20:33)

• Receipts & Lying: The “confident liar” syndrome; business bankruptcy truth vs. bravado, and misleading press coverage.
• Insults as Battle Rap:

  “That’s the joke to me. It’s battle rap: say what’s already known and flip it.” – Pat (27:56)

• Debates & Masculinity: On misplaced “tough guy” talk in business and when it’s just performative.

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7. Listener Call-ins: Short Term Relationships after 30, Stepdad Boundaries, and Junior Name Drama

Starts ~32:03 & throughout

a. Short Term Relationships after 30 (33:00):

• Caller: “Asking for a short-term relationship past 30 is childish and I think you need to grow up.”
• Hosts debate whether seeking short-term relationships is fair at different ages, and advise being honest and consistent about what you want—set strict standards, use filters, and don’t waste time.

b. Stepdad Fatigue & Kids Introductions (45:42):

• PSA Callers: Reluctance to take on instant “stepdad” roles, especially when introduced to kids in week one.
• Pat’s take: “That little young n**** don’t need to be taking care of nobody’s kids.”

c. “Junior” Naming Issues (41:32):

• “Stop calling your kid ‘Junior’ if you’re not sure who he’s junior to…if you don’t know who the daddy is, don’t call his ass a junior.”

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8. Music Fandom and Nostalgia as Therapy

Starts ~51:02

• Big Sean as Motivation: Callers share how past artists like Big Sean helped them get through tough times—even if “life’s in shambles” now.
• Missing Real Music Videos: Desire for shows like “106 & Park” to come back, with more creativity and storyline in videos (not just “shooting in kitchens”).

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9. Internet Lingo & Old-School vs. New-School Abbreviations

Starts ~75:21

• Debate over “CTFU,” “LOL,” “ROFL,” and new generation slang.
• Authenticity Alert: The hosts poke fun at people who send “LMFAO” and have a dead face while texting.

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10. Gendered Debates & “Bro” Territory in Relationships

Starts ~70:03

• When interests clash:
  • “If a woman likes battle rap…no, I can’t do it, bro.” – Pat (70:05)
  • Sports Debates with Your Partner: Both agree sports debate is “a broish thing,” and too much for a household dynamic with a partner.
• Quote:

  “Arguing sports is brain rot… I leave those arguments with my guy friends.” – Mike (71:05)

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11. Tweet of the Week & Internet Humor

Notable Moments: 28:30; 79:26; 86:32

• Tweet 1:

  “I pulled out a banana at work for a little snack. My coworker looked at me and said, ‘Oh, it’s banana time,’ then proceeded to pull out a banana on his own and try to toast bananas with me. I wanted to kill this n****…” (28:30)

• Tweet 2:

  “I dropped the wood and just fell with it. I don’t give a fuck no more.” (79:44)

• Tweet 3 (food humor):

  “Be like: baked chicken, green beans, and rice for dinner tonight.” (86:32)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Relationship Accountability:

  “It’s okay to be annoying, but sometimes people don’t know they’re being annoying. I know I can be annoying.” – Mike (03:31)

• On Thug Nostalgia:

  “You gotta think: what did he have on the night he slid on them?” – Pat (09:12)

• On Lax Security:

  “They literally got this job so they could get front row to Beyoncé… No wonder you ain't see the hop on stage.” – Pat (18:10)

• On Podcast Community:

  “99.5% of y’all act normal when we invite you to play games…but about three or four of y’all—stop turning your mic on, bro. Take your $7 back.” – Pat (07:31)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:00–07:30: Opening, relationship annoyance discussion
• 07:31–15:00: Podcast community stories, Discord hacking incident
• 15:00–19:44: Street culture, concert etiquette, security anecdotes
• 19:44–29:00: Dissecting the Dame Dash interview (“Wendy Williams is your OG”), masculinity, “battle rap” level insults
• 32:03–41:00: Listener PSA calls: short term relationships, dating app standards
• 41:32–46:00: Further listener PSAs: “Junior” naming, stepdad fatigue
• 51:02–57:00: Music nostalgia, the need for “real” music videos
• 70:03–75:00: When music and “bro” arguments go too far in relationships
• 75:21–79:25: Internet lingo, generational slang, authenticity in texting
• 79:26–87:00: Tweets of the week, food posting humor
• 87:00–94:00: Sign-off, personal updates, what would you do on the Jumbotron?

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Episode Tone

Authentic, hilarious yet thoughtful, sometimes irreverent, and always honest. Pat and Mike blend real advice with wild anecdotes—and are unafraid to poke fun at themselves, their guests, and their listeners.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a classic Crash Dummies blend: off-beat takes on dating, candid male vulnerability, music/culture tangents, and a solid dose of internet-meme humor. Whether you're 30 and looking for love, annoyed by your significant other, or just unequipped to handle “banana time” at work, this episode will leave you thinking—and laughing.

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Note:
Ads/promos, intros, and outros are omitted for clarity. Listener call-ins included when part of main show topics. All quotes timestamped; original speaker language and tone kept wherever possible.

Transcript

[Mike]

Do you feel that there's a difference between girlfriend annoying and this isn't going to work annoying?

[Pat]

Oh, damn. That's a big difference.

[Mike]

There's. There's. There's a big difference because girlfriend annoying is like, we can just name a few things.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I would say, like, the little attitude they might have, but it's not like. It's not like, over the edge and stuff like that.

[Pat]

What would be one for you, girlfriend annoying is she's texting you 15 times during the day.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

What you doing? What you doing? What you doing?

[Gene]

Doing.

[Pat]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Or repeat stories.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not gonna work. Type of knowing. It's more like she texting, what you doing? What you doing? What you doing? But it's to your homies. All right. Yeah, that ain't gonna fly, baby girl. I think also group chat say you. You put us all in the group chat. I'll get that.

[Mike]

I think there's other ones. Like, you're, like, you start getting resentment for the person you're with. Yeah. And I think. Or not trying to actually solve issues. And I think a lot of dudes, like, in the beginning of their. Like, the. Their courting stages of the people they're talking to, they don't know the difference between, like, the annoying. Sometimes I feel like some dudes think they're never gonna have anybody annoying in their. In their life. Like, nothing they do. It needs to be perfect. But it.

[Pat]

It also comes from, like, a holistic thing, because if you think like that, if you can't get through your girlfriend being annoying and realize you still want to be with that person, then that means that you give up on everything.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? It's like that meme where the dude is digging dirt, it is like when you give up and then he right next to the diamonds on the other side of the dirt, but he stopped digging and shit like that. That makes me think that you give up on everything. Only solely. Like, if I'm at a bar and a dude talking like, man, I had to leave my girls. Like, why, man? She was annoying as hell. Oh, damn, bro. What she do, bro? Every time I had a doctor's appointment, she on a nigga. That sounds like accountability.

[Mike]

I text her all day, and then she keep. She asked me, where was I. I'm not cheating, though.

[Pat]

Not cheating. I'm not. I'm not. Just because I'm hanging with girls don't mean I'm having sex with them. And you don't need to be with me every time I get a section. Like, bro, sometimes just want a section. I got friends as girls. I, I understand you pregnant, but listen, that's crazy. The baby don't come out for nine months. Like, you gotta let me get it in. No, that's how some think for real. Like and, but also some women don't take accountability that they're being annoying.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And that's usually where the fight starts with me is I, I know you're going to be annoying. Two humans that are trying to be around each other probably too much.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

In reality, every relationship you're around your partner too much. I don't care what anybody says. It's going to be true for anybody. Even if you know it, you're still going to be around your partner too much and you start annoying each other. But you got to take accountability after the. Okay, so if I was annoying to you from 4:30 to 5:30pm and I was truly annoying, I should also know that and own up to it. And if I own up to it, it lessens the blow a little bit.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But if your partner's annoying and then like later on you just like, yeah, you was being a little annoying earlier. How was I being annoying? It's like, no, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna pretend you wasn't being annoying. It's okay to be annoying, but sometimes

[Mike]

people don't know you're being annoying. Now I know I can be annoying.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But I also know that I'm, there's certain situation where I'm not trying to be annoying.

[Pat]

Yeah. Because I feel like, of course I

[Mike]

feel like I'm, There's a certain times I'm trying to be annoying. Like I am being annoying. Like, but sometimes I feel like I have. I think my nonchalantness sometimes gets us. That's what got me in trouble a lot. It's just like sometimes I look like I don't care, but you start to learn that that's just my face. That's just my reaction to.

[Pat]

Yeah. To everything I used to do immature in relationships. Like, you know that chance to rap song. You don't want no problem. No problems with me. Like, if I knew my girlfriend was annoyed at me, then that's what song I would play loud as well. Alexa or Echo or some show or a speaker. You don't want no problems. One no problem. You don't. You don't want no problem. Like what the you playing? It's just I like Chance the Rapper. Yeah, come on, man.

[Mike]

But Sometimes, sometimes people be like, oh my girl. All she does is nags and like that. But I think because we're guys, we don't ever. We don't often investigate further into our friends allegations against their spouses.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

And I think as guys fellows, we need to start asking what does she do that's annoying or what does she do that she's nagging about?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But like, like you said, half the time is not taking out the trash, you leaving your clothes everywhere or something like that. It just like very simple stuff because I think we got to be more. What's the word I'm looking for? We got to take more responsibility for our friends actions as well. We got to be more accountable, hold our friends more accountable.

[Pat]

That's the problem. And I know y' all gonna get on here and talk about y' all pandering women.

[Key]

I don't.

[Mike]

I think women too, they should do the same thing.

[Pat]

The same thing. But we're talking to a men's perspective because we're two men. And then also y' all gotta stop talking about we pandering to women. Like it's. It's 65 to 35. So it's majority of our men that are listening to his advice. Look little we talking to you like we don't give a what they think what we talk about in this situation. We not trying to do it for their liking. We trying to tell you what has worked for us in the past, little dog. Because y' all be 30 plus year olds calling in some of y' all is callers.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And y' all be talking about and hoes and like that. If you still think like that, brother, you got a long way.

[Mike]

Try to make y' all better dudes, man.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

And we're not. I'm not saying we're. Again, we're not perfect.

[Pat]

I'm the perfect.

[Mike]

No, I'm not perfect.

[Pat]

They gonna be mad as hell how much.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm not perfect. So this is just like stuff we've seen that worked for us and didn't work for us for sure.

[Pat]

That's what man. We just.

[Mike]

It'll get you a lot further in life. But anyway, that was a long intro. Welcome to Crashes. I mean we just got all the women listeners to try to get that, sir. It worked, y'. All.

[Pat]

Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. Welcome, welcome. First of all, first of all, first of all, happy, happy international women's decade.

[Mike]

Welcome to crash dummies episode 225. We got. I'm here Pat's here.

[Pat]

I'm here.

[Mike]

Merch is restocked, so it is on hand, so it'll deliver right away. Later in the episode, it'll be Gene and Keith. They'll arrive at some point. So when you start hearing every breathing in the background, that is Key.

[Gene]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Pat]

That's crazy. That's a crazy stray.

[Mike]

I know.

[Gene]

That was.

[Mike]

This is like a. I take it back. I take it back.

[Pat]

I just test to see if Key watches the podcast. Key, if you watch a podcast, please call Mike a ass in his dm.

[Mike]

Yeah. Nah, people are gonna tell him to do that in the comments. Don't nobody tell him to do that. I want the CB actually watches.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, don't help him out. He'll say it. Maybe he always skipped the intro. Yeah, he just don't with intro.

[Mike]

Well, make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon. We dropped an episode last week there. We dropped the vlogs there. We dropped all extra content. Seriously, we joke a lot on this pod, but we do appreciate all the Patreon listeners. Y' all real ones.

[Pat]

I know y' all want to hear me say it. I appreciate you. I honestly do appreciate. Especially the Patreon listeners. I will say 99.5% of them act normal when we invite them to, like, different things. So, like, we play games, like, among us. We play 2K together. Like, we got a little community going in the discord. And 99.5% of y' all act regular. But I want to tell y' all about, like, three or four of y'. All. It's just like. Just stop turning y' all mic on, bro. Like, matter of fact, take your $7 back, bro. Y' all four know who y' all is.

[Mike]

Our Discord got hacked for a little bit when we're doing like, a. A group chat or something. We just trying to, you know, talk to the community and like, that everybody had their cameras and.

[Key]

No, bro.

[Mike]

And then all. All of a sudden, it was a Swatika dude jacking off and loud screeching noises and playing on the video, bro.

[Pat]

No, it was very. And it was some other racist shit.

[Mike]

It was so racist.

[Pat]

It's some racist shit. We can't even describe if you was there. You know, now that. That shit is terrible. Oh, yeah. Marty just sent me a tweet of the week. I got to get this off.

[Mike]

Oh, we're starting early with it.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. Somebody said this is a message to all women. All women who date hood niggas.

[Mike]

All right.

[Pat]

Stop wearing your man hoodie outside, we almost popped you last week.

[Mike]

Oh my gosh.

[Key]

That.

[Pat]

No, that's actually crazy. Like if I knew somebody was like envy, like I had a cousin, he was like, I would never borrow any of his clothing. Like, I am good, bro.

[Mike]

You think people know people that beef with people know their clothing. That's like really like market. That's a lot of research right there.

[Pat]

But you got to think like, what did he have on the night he slid on them? You know what I mean? Like, let's say he shot them in the red Balenciaga hoodie. I'm not wearing. Hey, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good, brother. He keeps trying to sell this hoodie for $20.

[Mike]

It's interesting too with, with some people that are in the streets, right, that they obviously know who like committed the crime and they won't say anything because they rather get themselves. Yeah. Get their get back themselves. I just always wonder how much longer could I do? I would probably give myself like two days to get my get back. And if I can't get my get back, I'm telling the police.

[Pat]

No, that's weird. You got.

[Mike]

Hey, you gotta at least try because

[Pat]

you know you can't have step, bro. No, that's how you really get hurt. Half stepping.

[Mike]

Half stepping?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, that's half stepping, bro.

[Mike]

I'm just saying as a civilian right

[Pat]

now, I mean, you ain't got no real killer instinct if after 48 hours you kind of give up.

[Mike]

Like. Because I think after 48 hours, God forbid, right? But something, somebody that I care about, somebody, but I knew the person who did it, I don't know what I would do in personally, but if I had the opportunity and saw them on the street, could I handle it myself? But then after 48 hours, every. Your sense, your common sense probably starts to kick in a little bit.

[Pat]

I don't even want to know what. I don't even want to try to imagine what I would do.

[Mike]

No, I know.

[Pat]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

That's why when I said it though, when I said I've never really thought about it that way, but when I said it I was like, I don't know what I would do.

[Pat]

It's so weird because like part of you wants to believe that like if something happened to one of your family members, I feel like everybody goes through the same imagination that doesn't really spin shit. Yeah, it's just like you imagine yourself throwing away your cell phone, going to buy a burner phone, getting a legal rent rental, driving back to the city killing them.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Making sure you got your alibi right.

[Mike]

They just think they turn into John W. Wig.

[Pat]

Think they gonna be dropping puzzle pieces on their Facebook story. And they keep saying the number five. That's cause he killed five, bro. That's why he posted that picture of KG Celtics jersey, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Pat]

Gotta think, bro. A good demon. I really spin.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Pat]

On gta.

[Mike]

I feel like some people also like to pump other people's street cred up. Yeah. Like, do you just like the way you're just describing, Right. There's people on the Internet. They'll be like, nah, he really. No, he really like that.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, I shouldn't have to tell somebody else that they really like that somebody else is really like that.

[Pat]

That's also. I don't always, like, put that towards. They want to big up their street cred. I just think people take pride in knowing information.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know, especially. Okay, let's say there's a documentary out about a rapper killing such and such. Right. And on the streets, they know the truth. And the truth is the rapper didn't kill him. Somebody else did. That person that knows that information can't wait to be in an argument. Like, yeah, such and such spin. No, he didn't. Y' all know, y' all don't be in the streets for real. Like, they feel like that make them more street. When they got more information, it's just like, nah, you was just at the barbershop at the time. But the real. Just talking about.

[Mike]

I guess also, that could be also a warning to somebody too, because I guess I take my own. I'm arguing my own statement right away. But there are situations where some people be like, I've seen these situations too, where it's like somebody's beefing with somebody. But you know, both parties, right? And you know, one person, how they. How far they're willing to take it and how far the other person's willing to take it. Yeah. So you might have something I have to warn. That person is like, hey, he really. He really liked that. Like, if you're trying to go there, just know where it's about to go.

[Pat]

If you know. So just like, just growing up in, like, different places, like growing up in the hood or whatever. I knew somebody personally that, like, if they get into it with somebody, they're shooting.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

Right.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And then like, okay, if you around that person, he's around a lot of other people that won't take it as far as him. But if you move around Like I did as a kid and like go to Charlotte, go like to wherever I was going, you know, Cali, whatever. And I know another person from another hood that'll do the same thing. Now I can imagine if these two dudes met, you know what I mean?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

They would kill each other. And then it gives you like a, a real sense of like there's somebody like that from every hood, every gang is somebody in that group that will do anything that really get down like that. And then once you realize there's two, three people, four people, five people in the same man, you'd be like, hey. Then you realize you're not like that money, like it's time for you to get out the game.

[Mike]

Like that's why sometimes the whole like where you're from makes you tougher than another person.

[Pat]

Yeah, that, that don't mean nothing.

[Mike]

I think. Yeah. It's so close minded because again, every body has a hood in every state. Every state, every country, there's a hood in every country.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

And I think sometimes they let the like, you know, like as funny it is sometimes when the people in the UK they don't seem as dangerous because how they talk. How they talk. Yeah, right. But they still get down over there in their own ways. Obviously they don't have as many guns over there, but still they have their ways. Hand to hand combat niggas is getting knifed.

[Pat]

They like, I ain't gonna lie, I'm not saying like, you know, I'm always going back my American people, blah, blah. But I will say there has to be a big difference because I could go find an illegal gun, drive by my arch enemy's place and then let it rip and then hope I hit some shit if I don't. But in the uk, like you got to go stab somebody like close up

[Mike]

in person, close quarter contact.

[Pat]

There's like, I mean you can surprise them for a little bit. But anybody knows like if you ever seen anybody get stabbed on camera or whatever, you know, like stabs aren't just like one hit fatal type thing. Like you got to keep stabbing. Like you're damn near the person's still going to have somewhat full strength.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like while you're stabbing them and they're going to have a chance to take the knife from you and it's like now what would you do? You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

They said they out there with machetes and no machetes.

[Pat]

I seen a dude get jumped with a bunch of machetes. I like that has to be the worst jumping ever.

[Mike]

Yeah, I saw that too. I saw another video, dude getting jumped with machetes. And it was. It was actually in Nigeria. And they weren't even like using the machete. They were slapping him with the flat side of the machete and is. I think that's like the equivalent of getting pistol whipped.

[Pat]

The machete whip was spanking and spanking.

[Mike]

Just a flash side. Not even cut him up. He was all right after. Like, he obviously a little bit beat

[Pat]

up, but now y' all gota Y N gotta kill me, bro.

[Mike]

You're not gonna slap the machete.

[Pat]

N, bro. Y not. Y' all not spanking me, bro. Spank him, bro. Spank his ass, bro.

[Mike]

Did you see? So NBA and the United center announced his bag policy for his Chicago show. No bags allowed included clear ones.

[Pat]

And I know yb, right? Yeah, you said his name fast as hell.

[Mike]

What'd I say?

[Pat]

I don't think you say anything.

[Mike]

Yeah, sometimes I like, roll over my words.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

But that is. It's funny because we've talked about the YB concerts, right? And I. The more and more footage I see from it, I would not like, why be great artists, right? I personally would never go through this concept and.

[Pat]

Ain't for me, bro.

[Mike]

I saw. Look, I saw a clip, right, of people. You know, they had like the floor seatings, right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

On the floor. And they had other seat. People were just jumping over the fence, like the regular seats and just taking people's seats in the front row. Like first come, first serve type of thing.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And I was wondering, like, what happens if I'm there, right? And I get to my seat and there's like 10 kids or one kid in my seat, obviously. But he's with a group of like 10 people. Yeah. I might tell him to get the fuck up. Yes. I'm telling him to get the fuck up. But it's also like, not have to fight at a YB concert. And I probably gonna look like unk compared to the people that are there. So they're already gonna know that whatever's happening, we're gonna jump. The person is losing already.

[Pat]

But it's. It's just like. It's just like fighting on an airplane.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Right. No matter what you do, once you throw a punch, if you was in a wrong or Right.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You're done with that concert, you're done with that flight, you're done. So it just like. It's just like a lose, lose situation. Like, even if I want and I feel like Nah, y' all can't. Homie, y' all can't take my seat. Not even putting yourself in a position to either get jumped. Let's say you win. You still leaving?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? So now you can't even see the concert and stuff like that. That's probably like one of a few times I snitch like, all right,

[Mike]

Usher. But the Usher. The thing about these concert ushers or whatever they're called now, the little. The people that beat the yellow vest.

[Pat]

The security.

[Mike]

The security. Yeah. But concert security, they terrible.

[Pat]

Somebody is fucked. Somebody always getting on stage one. And then what I started to realize because I've been seeing. I've been. You know, I'll be on TikTok going through foxholes and shit. And for some reason, I was looking up when security guards love the artist, too.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And it's like the artist on stage and then the security guard that literally look like they just got the job so they can get front row tickets to a Beyonce concert. And they know every word and it's just like, all right, like, okay, of course you knew some of those Beyonce songs, but she deep in her bag of her new album and you know

[Mike]

it word for word.

[Pat]

Okay, you a fan, and you literally got this job just to be security. So no wonder you ain't see the hop on stage, right? Talking about some one plus one.

[Mike]

And a lot of them don't even be, like, really? A lot of them don't really be security. It's just like a presence to, like, maybe stop you from doing a certain thing.

[Pat]

Oh, we know that for sure because when we had the. When we hosted the Little Uzi concert.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

The security guards there, bro, it was like. Okay. I will say they did surprise me a couple times because they stopped me a couple times. Even though they knew who I was, they still said, hey, we know who you is, but we don't know.

[Mike]

We still need to see a wristband.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. Still need to see a wristband. So I will commend them for that. But once the concert started, because somebody actually did get on stage and touch Lil Uzi. Lil Uzi played it off cool. You don't remember.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

Lil Uzi played it off cool. But, like, I knew those security guards weren't. Because they kept looking at all the girls that was around there. I seen one of them. He was talking to the girl.

[Mike]

Yeah. While we're up there hosting the security guard, somebody handed the security guard like a. A business card to give to us to read out loud. I'm like, why would you hand us this business card?

[Pat]

Yeah. He was like, yeah. Dude said, I don't even know if he was part of the event. Weak ass barbecue shop we did get to.

[Mike]

They also allowed us to sneak somebody on stage, too.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They allowed us, right? We got Big Frank on stage. Big Frank performed in that motherfucker. They was mad as hell. They came. They came all the way to Betty. He said, did you guys know he was performing? I said, man, it's on the list. And I showed him my notes app and I just put Big Frank on there. It's on the list, bro. You were told, catch up, bro. You're way behind.

[Mike]

Oh, man. What else we got? Oh, Dame Dash.

[Pat]

Oh, Dame Dash. Interview. I can't believe we didn't talk about it yet. Wendy Williams is your og.

[Mike]

Mike, when I heard that, that was funny.

[Pat]

That's actually funny.

[Mike]

That is funny.

[Pat]

It's funny. It's not like, if. Honestly, if I would have heard that in another context, I wouldn't even flinch at it. Just be like, oh, Wendy Williams put Charlemagne on. Which I don't know if it's like, overall true.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I don't know if it's true or not, but whatever.

[Mike]

It's true. He says it's true.

[Key]

Okay.

[Pat]

Yeah, but it's nothing, though.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

It's Wendy Williams. She icon. She'd been around tv. Regardless of what you think about her, she was popular and she had a show.

[Mike]

Yeah. So.

[Pat]

But the way he said is like, wendy Williams is your og. But it was like, because of what he said it as. Because he was like. He kept accusing Charlemagne of being a homosexual, man. Yeah, we like. Yeah. And Wendy Williams, og, because he said this.

[Mike]

You see that guy right there? That's like my og. Because, like, the big bald dude back there.

[Pat]

Yeah. And then he's like, Damon Dame is just like. Like that argument. Dame would have won that argument five years ago.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

But like, how the world has progressed and, like, the way people say that's gay and, like, accusing another man of being homosexual. That's not the wave. You know what I mean? And I feel like he could have attacked in different ways instead of harping on that, because I feel like he had a lot other insults that he could have just, like, kept hammering in, but he kept going back to the homosexual gay thing. Some of it was funny. Some of it was just like, borderline. Like, it's a little bit homophobic. The way you said it, I think,

[Mike]

too, is like, when you. Again, when you talking about stuff like that, especially when you're like, dead ass serious. Like, you're not even like, giggling nothing. There's no. There's no comedic timing to it because Damien, obviously, he's not a comedian. So it really. It really seems like you really think this and you really. It really hurting your soul that he's this way.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

I just didn't. The part I didn't really like. I hate when people try to do the. The I'll beat you up type of like personally just going back based on age and just the way Dame in way type of shape that Dame's in. I. I don't think he's beating up Charlemagne.

[Pat]

Even. Even if he does. Even if he does, it's not by a wide margin to where he will be able to talk shit after. Like, a lot of people think that they would beat somebody else up in a fight. And I just want you to know, like, even if you can beat that person up in a fight, you think you're gonna leave unscathed.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, is it gonna be worth it? Let's say you land nine punches and the other person only lands four, you still got punched four fucking times. And Dame's not gonna wash Charlemagne. So, like, in a sense of like, so what's the point? So what does that prove after that? So, like, if you could go to Charlemagne, both fight and Dane goes. I landed 11 punches to your three. What's up?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

What now? What happens? You gonna do it again? I bet you don't fight again because you still gotta get punched three more times.

[Mike]

I also hate the fighting arguments in places of business.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like you're there doing an interview and you're saying you would like. Because they're obviously was talking about Charlamagne running away from a fight.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

And that. That wasn't a fight. Somebody snuck him and then he got up and didn't see who was hitting him and he ran. That's probably the smart thing for him to do, especially with the people that are trying to get his ass.

[Pat]

Mm.

[Mike]

And so that led Dane to be like, if I got hit this and that, it's just the tough guy talk. When in places where, you know, first of all, we're in a position right now that a fight could not break out. You got security with you. We got security here. Nothing's happening like that. So why talk that way to me?

[Pat]

To me? Because I. I had it even. Like, if I look at as battle rap, I'm looking at two, one, either way.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

In that battle Between. Because I really didn't count envy in that battle because he was kind of in and out. It was Charlemagne versus Dan to me. Yeah, it's a preference battle. Like, I feel like if you old school and you watch that outside, like, a lot of people didn't like Dame going into it. So it was kind of like he was already at a fault and like. But if you go into it, like, Dame did make some points about, like, certain things. Like, about being a boss. And like, he was trying to. You know, I hate when people use bankruptcy. People try to say people are broke because they went bankrupt. And then they look at, like, the President of the United States and just be like, okay, he went bankrupt. A lot of people don't know about, like, business side, which Dane made great points. But Dame's biggest mistake is being a very confident liar.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So, like, I don't care what anybody says. Like, let's say I was just naming out a bunch of my football stats, but I was sounding unsure the whole time, and I gave myself 50 more tackles than I did. Like, that kind of sound like a mistake. But he did lie. Blah, blah. When you say, hey, so you think such and such is such and such. Well, it's such and such. And you say it with conviction like that. And then somebody gets on the Internet and finds out it's a lie. Now, like, the whole interview is just like, yeah, like, bro. Like, I don't know, bro. It's hard to believe any of this. Like, you're throwing out words like a hundred million dollars. And I want to believe you because it sound convincing and sound like something I could look up. And then you say, you chairman of. Of the. What do you say he was chairman of? Revolt.

[Mike]

Revolt.

[Pat]

And then everybody's coming out and saying that you're not.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And it's just like somebody with. That's in the company said that you're not. And it's just like. And it's a bunch of confusions with the words. And it's just like, yeah, but that was weird, too, because I saw Yahoo posted that he is.

[Mike]

No, he's not.

[Pat]

So he's not.

[Mike]

No, because the thing that happened was. It was. I think it was like Vibe magazine or something.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That made the article. But they never even talked to anybody at Revolt. They talked to Dame's team. So it was just. It was basically just Dame's team saying. Or Dame himself saying that he was a chairman. They wrote it as a. As a story.

[Pat]

You know, that makes sense because obviously we ran into Something with Via magazine. I feel like Vibe magazine was the first major magazine that posted about the T Pain Drake thing on our podcast. And just the way they wrote about it, I wasn't really fudgeing.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? It's just like nobody called us for a call either. Yeah, nobody called us and asked us like, what did he mean by that? That. Did y' all cut anything out? Was that the whole conversation? How did the conversation come about? Nothing. And obviously I feel like that was taken out of context. I feel like T Pain think it was taken out of context. And for somebody that, you know, he was doing us a favor, you know, and it's just like, dang, I got, you know, I'm on my guy's podcast and stuff like that. Who would have known something that he was gonna say was gonna get clipped and then put him in a beef the next day while he on tour? Like you think he wanted that? But I think that's weird by those magazines and just like getting a taste of that. Yeah, it's like, it's kind of crazy.

[Mike]

Like as that interview. There was a lot of quotables in that. That interview. I guess like you said, the dame dash did make some like, some points. I do think Charlamagne, but I think he did that on purpose. Especially like the. The very pause worthy things he would say sometimes. Right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And. But I feel like Charlamagne has always been that Charlamagne said some wild though. Like, some wild he said. Who said that? He was sucked the fart. He tells somebody he would like suck the farts out of like their butt or something like that.

[Pat]

Is it Cardi B?

[Mike]

It wasn't Cardi. I don't think Cardi B. That was. This is like rough skin Charlemagne.

[Pat]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Mike]

He says some stuff, some wild, but also like was like the era as well. Yeah, that's the. That's the crazy. I'm not even saying that era was right, but it's just a hype of that people said was so much. It was so crazy that this would not.

[Pat]

I mean, I feel like he started that stuff. I don't know. Obviously Charlemagne to me started the IMMA interview you. Seriously. And I might ask if you have A's in the middle of this. Yeah, I don't know where. You know what I mean? And it's just like. Wait, what? Oh, that's who it was. I don't know why the. What the.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Why was Danny Green ever on a Breakfast Club? What? Danny Green, the basketball player? He was on the Breakfast Club.

[Mike]

Yeah, he was.

[Pat]

I don't know if it's that. Maybe that was after one of the championships for the spurs or something. It had to be. And he was on there and Charlemagne asked him if Tim Duncan was bisexual.

[Mike]

And that's like so random.

[Pat]

Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Mike]

Dame dad said he, like, if you call another man your boss, you're a slave.

[Pat]

No, that's real, though. No, I fuck with you. Damn you. I ain't got no boss, bro. All partners. No, I feel it.

[Mike]

Yeah, they call him Depp Dash.

[Pat]

Deb Dash. That was fire.

[Mike]

That was good. That was a good one.

[Pat]

That was fire. Because that's a. That's the joke to me. It's battle rap. You say what's already known and then you flip it into more. So I fudge with that.

[Mike]

Yeah, I feel it.

[Pat]

Let's get to dub Dash and Depp

[Mike]

Jam the Depth Jam. It was something like that.

[Pat]

It was both.

[Mike]

It was both.

[Pat]

He called him a bald headed girl with a mustache.

[Mike]

Oh, we didn't do tweet of the week. I was about to go to listener callers.

[Pat]

All right, all right, all right. I only tweeted. I feel like tweet of the week getting oversaturated. Everybody think they funny and shit. I got to peel back a little bit. So we get an exclusive. Exclusive. This is actually sent by Mike earlier this week.

[Gene]

Okay.

[Pat]

This is a tweet from Ricky Vice.

[Mike]

I don't remember which one.

[Pat]

I said, okay, okay. It says, I pulled out a banana at work for a little snack. My co worker looked at me and said, oh, it's banana time. Then proceeded to pull out a banana on his own and try to toast bananas with me. I wanted to kill this. Oh, it's banana time. And to toast a banana, toasting bananas is so wild.

[Mike]

No, Dame Dash was not like that.

[Pat]

I don't care what that person that's like. That's like very. I think that classifies as pansexual. I don't know. Like, toasted fruit is like, I believe you will.

[Gene]

Anything

[Pat]

you are trying to toasting fruit is so crazy because it's so like. Especially a banana. Unless he says, but is it with the pill on or with the pillow?

[Mike]

I wouldn't want to toast anything at work lunch. Like, don't. I don't want to toast Sprite Zeros. Like, I don't. Don't toast me. We're at work.

[Pat]

You don't have. Do you toast regularly?

[Mike]

I toast like wine and stuff like that. But I'd be like, at. At events, they're telling us to toast.

[Pat]

Do you initially. Have you ever initiated a toast?

[Mike]

No. Damn, no.

[Pat]

That's so unmain. Character. I initiate, like, probably like over 50 toasts in my life.

[Mike]

I think I've glasses toast. Yeah.

[Pat]

I'd be like, yo, yo, yo, yo, let's get in here. Let's get in here. Let's get a toast. New life.

[Mike]

You.

[Pat]

I swear to God, you can say any thing when you do a toast, bro. I'll be saying. I'll be saying some. I'd be like, let's get a toast in here. More life, more gold, more diamonds. Like, yeah, bro. Hey, man, y' all better buy that gold before November, bro.

[Mike]

Are people with long post speeches. And I hate it because it'd be like regular. Like, this is just a guy's night out. Why are we. Why are you telling us how much we mean to you? Obviously guys should do that more, right? But not a five minute speech about each person what they mean to you.

[Key]

Like, bro.

[Pat]

Hey, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I want you to know that through it all, man, I seen you was strong when your girl cheated on you. You ain't let that face you when you found out it was me. You ain't let that phase you when you found out your baby was mine. You ain't let that phase you. I need you out by five, bro. I'm moving in. Let's get a toast up. Hey, what the.

[Key]

This.

[Mike]

Do a toes.

[Key]

Let's do a toes.

[Mike]

Hey, Randy, you're not supposed to be drinking, bro. You're on probation, bro. No, no alcohol. Don't. Don't say it's me. It's like, bro.

[Pat]

Hey, let's get a toes for Johnny being crack free for 30 days, man. Supposed to tell anybody, bro. Hey, man, celebrate your W's, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, man. Anyway, let's get to some listener calls and then you'll see Gene in his outfit.

[Pat]

No, that's so.

[Mike]

That's so I have to do that.

[Pat]

He dissed Gene and Key, so that means I get two of them too.

[Mike]

Let me.

[Pat]

What. What do Gene got on?

[Mike]

He had the little thing.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Little sock on his head.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. Gene got a cum sock on his head. Oh, it's a clever joke for Keith. Keith's fat.

[Mike]

Oh, my gosh. I just.

[Pat]

I just laugh. I just play.

[Mike]

Hey, if you see this anyway, let us know.

[Pat]

No, you also be seeing this shit, bro. You not talking about shit.

[Gene]

Say something.

[Pat]

Key would say, hurry up so you can say it.

[Mike]

Oh, Y' all ain't. Y' all ain't talk about Richard Jefferson.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, he the Kiwi calling random players.

[Mike]

He'd be like, random players and he merges white people. Yeah, yeah. He'll be like, Brad. Brad Cage. Yeah, yeah. Like Nicholas Cage and Brad Pitt. You'd be like Bradley Cooper. Like, no, that's it.

[Pat]

Like, you ain't talking about qb Lamar Allen.

[Mike]

Yeah, what the.

[Pat]

Who the is Lamar Allen?

[Mike]

People like, you ain't talking about Cuban. Cuban Junior Goodell.

[Pat]

Yeah, he'd be like, you ain't talking about. You ain't talking about key.

[Mike]

All right.

[Caller]

Hello?

[Mike]

Hello?

[Pat]

Hello? Yo,

[Caller]

can you hear me?

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to Crashing Me's podcast.

[Caller]

Thank you. It's a pleasure. Before I start, I do want to say I just became a Patreon member and I love it.

[Mike]

So thank you. Thank you.

[Pat]

Good promo right there. That's. Come on.

[Mike]

That's one way the dirty is. You make the pot. Yeah. Yes.

[Pat]

If you say some. No, you. You are a little commercial.

[Caller]

What else you got to say about the p. Anytime? I mean, the extra episodes, the videos. 10 out of 10 clocked.

[Mike]

Facts, facts, facts.

[Pat]

Clock.

[Mike]

We got a question for you. What's a PSA that you have?

[Caller]

So my psa, I think if you're asking for a short term. Short term relationship past the age of 30 is childish and I think you need to grow up.

[Pat]

Damn. It's crazy how it's lined up right now, right? We just got off the phone with a 30 year old who said he's 30, and he was arguing with us. One of the arguments, he said, why y' all hating? I'm getting

[Gene]

why. What's the point?

[Caller]

Like, sure. What does that even mean? Are you, like, what's the other thing? Scheduling to break up with me?

[Mike]

He said he. He's not. He don't like pregnant. Oh, I said pregnant.

[Pat]

Not.

[Mike]

Not woman. He didn't say woman. He said with kids.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But anyway, back to your thing. Who. Who in general wants to get into a short term relationship? Like, are people approaching.

[Caller]

Yeah, like that. Yeah, people are. I'm on apps. I'm meeting people outside, and people are like, requesting short term relationships, which means nothing. Like, how do you schedule a breakup with me?

[Pat]

Like, doing that?

[Mike]

Like a contract.

[Gene]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

Listen, listen.

[Caller]

Right?

[Pat]

We gonna do six months and we'll see if we can renew in November and see how that.

[Caller]

Right, How.

[Pat]

How are they approaching you, though? What's the conversation like? Because I've never heard this conversation before. I heard people lie.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And like say they want something longterm and do something short term. But you saying people are like just saying that they want something short. Transparent.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

How does that.

[Caller]

Yeah. Or they're trying to like figure it out. It's both of those options. And I'm like, I think I'm a great person. So I'm like, what if you fall in love with me and then like our contract is done, like move on to the next, you know, I don't know.

[Pat]

But okay, so like what's your personality? Like what? You said people to fall in love.

[Caller]

So I'm definitely a people pleaser. I love to cook for people and just like for people. I think that I'm a really great conversation starter. I think I'm a real baddie, honestly. So I'm surprised that, you know, short term relationships are just like not, not a thing. Like I.

[Key]

That same like short term vibes though?

[Pat]

I. I don't think so. I think.

[Caller]

Is that you?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Caller]

So then what would be a long term vibe? What would be a long term vibe?

[Key]

Not being a people pleaser. You can't be a people pleaser being in a long term relationship. That's just.

[Mike]

Notations are back, baby.

[Caller]

At least, at least not right away. I don't think that you should show off all your cards within like the first week of meeting someone. Definitely not.

[Key]

So what?

[Caller]

Because then like what's left?

[Key]

What are you bringing. So what are you bringing to the table first? Hold on.

[Pat]

Go ahead.

[Key]

What are you bringing to the table? Like, why do you think guys just want you short term? What's driving them away?

[Caller]

I don't think guys just want me short term. I think it's based on their past relationships and maybe the lack of confidence that they have with me being in a relationship with them.

[Mike]

Because you mentioned that they might not just be sure, like trying to fill it out. And I think that's a very normal thing because you, especially when you're starting to date, you kind of want to fill it out. So what's like your fill out process then? Like what's like the, what's too long of a fill out for you for

[Caller]

someone to feel like the relationship.

[Mike]

Yeah. Like to feel like they want to date you exclusively and want to build something with you. Like what's like. Because every, every relationship starts off with like you're trying to get to know each other and stuff like that.

[Caller]

So I think probably like three months. Is that crazy?

[Gene]

No, it's me.

[Caller]

Am I crazy?

[Pat]

I just don't like, I just don't like people that talk about, no offense to you, I just don't like people that talk about relationships like her because they, they talk about it as in they have this connection with a lot of people and it's just like a timing thing or something. And then some people like me where I'm like, it only can be one person and it's just like if it happens, it happens.

[Gene]

It don't.

[Pat]

You talking about like what you bring to the table. Like sometimes like if somebody playing around, you feel like they playing around with you, then you already knew that wasn't the one. And it should be like easy for you and you shouldn't be offended because it's like that wasn't never gonna happen

[Mike]

in the first place.

[Caller]

I guess I just feel like people aren't showing off their, their cards or maybe they're just lying because I feel like I do have really great connections with people and then they just disappear.

[Pat]

She might be in my denial.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

Because, because I mean I know on all these apps there's a lot of like filters, especially like on Tinder. There's like polyamorous like options long term, short. There's a lot of like just like you know, to filter what you're looking for. And I think this day and age a lot of people want to be transparent about like short term relationships.

[Mike]

Well, maybe you should just change your settings.

[Pat]

You gotta.

[Key]

Yeah. You gotta

[Mike]

change your profile.

[Pat]

No, no, no, that's a good, that's good advice by Mike. Like you, I think.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Pat]

By what you explained to us that you need to be more strict with your standards so you stop running into these people. Because if you say I only want a long term relationship and somebody click on your profile, they'd be like, man, no, but that's good for you. I feel like more people should go for more nose. Like I want you to look at my profile and be like, no. So you don't even come bother me and waste my time because it sound like you're getting your time wasted because you too, you too versatile and you need to, you know, get a little

[Gene]

bit more strict and versatile is crazy.

[Key]

And it's hard to find love on app to apps too. Like you need to start going to do what you like to do out in public and you will meet people

[Pat]

like, you know, she don't do that,

[Mike]

you know, so Especially just to be out.

[Caller]

But that is actually good advice.

[Key]

Sound like she'd be out going to the bar.

[Caller]

Especially when I never said anything about bars, Keith.

[Key]

No, no, I Said sound. I said so.

[Mike]

Especially when you said you're a good conversationalist. There's guys love girls that are good conversationalists, even if they don't want to be in a relationship with them.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So that's sometimes just like. Some dudes just like good conversations and they might lie and say they want something more then. But it's just really good conversation.

[Pat]

Yeah. You might be. You might. You might be a hell of a vibe, you know what I'm saying? Until it's time for that long term relationship, you know about the fantasy team

[Mike]

and

[Pat]

I should start Jamar Gibbs.

[Key]

You're right.

[Pat]

I love you, girl. Let's move in together. You're like, hell no.

[Caller]

It sounds like what I'm getting out of this is that maybe I'm a little bit too easy and I have

[Mike]

to be a little bit.

[Pat]

You're very easy. I'm just being. I think it might be a pace thing.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I think, you know, like if somebody's looking for a short term relationship, you're trying to probably move fast and she's looking for a slow burn, like long lasting, you know, Find somebody at your pace. Be real with yourself.

[Key]

You try.

[Pat]

You trying to really get to know somebody. I think you got to go more of like the. The vibes and stuff.

[Key]

And like, be friendly.

[Pat]

No, like the friend. Thank you. That's what I'm saying.

[Key]

Become friends first.

[Pat]

Yes, I. That's the route you need to take because you're really trying to get to know somebody in a relationship area. And I feel like that's way too much pressure. Just like, oh, yeah, it's only me and you. And I'm trying to get to know you deeply. And this will be forever. It's like too much. Okay, six months, I'm out.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Gene]

I'll humble.

[Caller]

I'll humble myself. Thank you. All right, I'll change my settings right now.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

Wait, what are your settings on right now?

[Caller]

Right now. It's crazy. It's life partner.

[Mike]

What it say?

[Caller]

Life partner?

[Mike]

You have a good one.

[Pat]

All I gotta say is ill gives love. I got three months for you.

[Caller]

Love y'. All. Bye.

[Pat]

I got a good four months for you.

[Caller]

It.

[Pat]

How's November sound to you, babe?

[Gene]

What's up, Yellow? What? Pat, can you answer?

[Mike]

All right, let's just get this started then. All right. What's a PSA?

[Gene]

That you have psa. Stop calling your kid junior if you don't know who they the junior to. If you mess with one or two men. He's got. He can't be the junior of one or the other.

[Pat]

Have you experienced.

[Gene]

If you ain't for sure who the daddy is, don't call his as a junior.

[Pat]

No, no, don't talk about no kids like that now.

[Key]

Probably talking about himself.

[Gene]

Oh, my bad.

[Pat]

Have you. Have you. Have you experienced this, or is this just like a PSA that you just came up with?

[Gene]

Kind of experienced it. Home rule. She messed around with a few dudes. She was trying to figure out who the baby daddy was. Stuck down with one guy named him Junior. Turns out that dude wasn't the dad, and he built on them, too.

[Pat]

That's not funny.

[Mike]

Why is this bothering you so bad, though?

[Gene]

I don't know, man. There's just too many juniors out here in the world.

[Pat]

Wait, okay, is. Is that kid's name still Junior? Did they change his name?

[Gene]

No, it's still Junior.

[Pat]

Is that person. Is the dad still around or the person he's named after still around?

[Gene]

No, he walked out on them. When he found out that he wasn't the daddy, he walked there out.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Key]

How old is the kid now?

[Gene]

Two, I believe.

[Mike]

Who are these people to you again? I probably missed the first part.

[Gene]

Just the girl is just a homegirl.

[Pat]

It's a homie. All right. I mean, I don't know what to say.

[Gene]

This way.

[Key]

Hey.

[Pat]

Hopefully, hey. That if he make it to the NBA draft, they're gonna have a hell of a story on their hands. Even though his name is Francisco Vargas Jr. That's not his dad, actually.

[Mike]

Did you. Did you ever confront her about this? Since it's your homie, did you talk to her about this?

[Gene]

Nah, we stopped talking before the. Before she got pregnant.

[Mike]

Was this a homie? When you say homie, was this somebody you liked?

[Gene]

Nah, she was just a homegirl. She was dating another friend of mine. And out of my homie, the guy that they blamed, that was the baby daddy and two other guys. One killed my homie.

[Caller]

Because

[Mike]

you. You blanked. You bleeped out at the wrong moment. Go ahead. One of them. What? Your hom.

[Gene]

Okay, okay. So one of the four that was thought to be the baby daddy was a homie of mine.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Gene]

We keeping up?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Gene]

Or do you guys need.

[Mike]

Bro, come on. Come on.

[Pat]

Tell them.

[Key]

My bad.

[Pat]

Come on, ass. Let's go.

[Gene]

All right, so my homie was getting chased down by another one of the guys that was supposed to be believed to be the baby daddy because he thought that my homie was out to kill him. Make sense?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But now he's telling like we're in the freaking four person classroom.

[Pat]

Come on, let's go, bro. Come on.

[Gene]

Turn and turns out this guy was bipolar. Whatever the that's called when they start hearing voices and that schizophrenic.

[Pat]

But come on, let's go.

[Gene]

Yeah, guy got thrown into jail.

[Mike]

Somebody died, right?

[Gene]

No, nobody died.

[Key]

Crazy.

[Mike]

Did it sound like he said somebody died?

[Key]

Yeah, he said he killed him.

[Pat]

Oh, my God.

[Gene]

What's good?

[Mike]

What up? What up?

[Pat]

What's the deal?

[Gene]

They're chilling like a villain.

[Pat]

What y' all on doing better than that. I would never say no like that.

[Mike]

I got a question for you. What's a PSA that you have

[Gene]

psa, man, nobody want to play stepdad no more, man. All that, like, females really be mad at you for not taking care of another child. Like, that's the thing. Like, I don't understand it.

[Pat]

Okay, okay. Have you. Have you been in this situation?

[Gene]

Type.

[Mike]

Is very low. Go ahead, bro.

[Gene]

It's brief, though. Like, I was entertaining this chick. Like, first weeks. She just to the kids like, damn. Like, I don't even know you like that.

[Pat]

No, I get that. I'm with you on that. That's real. You got it.

[Gene]

Like, that made me question. That made me question. Like, damn, like, you ain't got. Like, you ain't got no boundaries. Like, how many. How many do these kids know?

[Pat]

Like, right. How many uncles these kids got? Let's think of this. That's normal. Showing me is his trophies. Like, he do it all the time. And. And this is my damn. It sound like you said this before a little man.

[Mike]

Did that mess up your, like, perception of her?

[Gene]

It did. Because, like, damn. Like, like, damn, a week.

[Mike]

How long did you stay with her after that thing?

[Gene]

Not that long. Like, I. I dashed a hidden dash like, I don't know, something like, yeah, I made some type of excuse. I was on some like, yeah, your kid's bad as.

[Mike]

And I was.

[Gene]

I made an excuse about her kids

[Mike]

and blame the kids.

[Pat]

Now you blame.

[Mike]

You're currently not in a relationship, then.

[Gene]

No, I'm single. Hell yeah.

[Mike]

Type they're giving us all itself is all these.

[Gene]

All these got kids. All these got kids.

[Pat]

I think he's just looking in the wrong spot. That's not your preference then you shouldn't be dating a woman with kids in the first place.

[Gene]

They do, right? But they got the good though.

[Key]

Like, so why you stop? Why you just hitting dash if she was valid.

[Gene]

Nah, she wasn't. I mean, she had a. Was valid, but her Kids wasn't bad. Kids. Kids is bad as waking me up my sleeping after I don't, you know, put shit down. They waking me up my sleep talking about they want to play and like,

[Key]

damn, in a week? That is crazy.

[Pat]

Hey, how old are you, bro?

[Gene]

I'm 30.

[Pat]

Oh, that changed everything.

[Mike]

I thought he think it was like 22.

[Pat]

I'm like this. This little young. You don't need to be taking care of nobody kids. You need to start a family

[Mike]

out

[Pat]

here moving like he a teenager. And

[Mike]

I thought this thing was a

[Pat]

y N, bro,

[Gene]

I just got the baby face.

[Mike]

Nah, you are unk.

[Pat]

You got that baby account. One thing I hate though. I'm not gonna lie. Like, if I'm talking to somebody like my age or older and they talk like that young, bro. That is disgusting, bro. Like, the way this talk is disgusting. You supposed to be somebody og like somebody listens to you. Like, do you hear yourself? Like, do you to be a role model? These got the good like a 30 year old. Ew. He got some morals.

[Key]

He living his life.

[Gene]

The I'm getting pushy. The you mean morals. Talk about morals.

[Key]

Shut the up.

[Gene]

Talk about some morals. I'm the morals are getting good. Talking about. When you going to have morals. Shut your ass up.

[Pat]

Hey, Eric Spears, you was right. Some of us should be slaves again. Yeah, you first. No, you first.

[Key]

So I'm getting.

[Pat]

This is 30 Chad slave to pregnant.

[Mike]

That's.

[Gene]

Dude, you got choices.

[Mike]

Oh, man, you act like I'm all you.

[Gene]

Like, no, I'm not searching for the with kids. They just. I talk to a next thing she know. Oh, yeah, I got these kids. I'm like, damn, another one.

[Pat]

You talking about her boundaries and you can't even hold your own boundaries.

[Gene]

What bones are you talking about?

[Pat]

That like, he can't answer complicated questions.

[Key]

No.

[Pat]

Well, that's like what you do for a living, bro.

[Gene]

I work at a factory.

[Pat]

What's your. What's your hours?

[Gene]

I work 10 hour shifts.

[Pat]

The you say just say one completion and I'll leave you alone, bro.

[Gene]

Pat is a.

[Pat]

You got it, bro.

[Mike]

All right, bro. You have a good one, man.

[Gene]

Yeah, be cool.

[Mike]

All right, now this nigga's name is your father and he 30.

[Key]

That crazy.

[Pat]

Another fatherless child. Man, that nigga's cooked, bro.

[Gene]

Yo, what's up?

[Mike]

What up? What up?

[Gene]

Huh?

[Pat]

What?

[Gene]

I said what up, bro?

[Mike]

You said what up, bro? Oh, it's time to say mama. I was like, what?

[Gene]

I said bubba, like brother bubba.

[Pat]

Bubba. I never heard nobody calling nobody no bubba.

[Gene]

Because y' all from up North. Y' all ain't from the South.

[Pat]

All right? Now, you know what people do? They gonna get on here and say, you not from the South. So I hope you telling the truth, bro. We gonna take your word for it.

[Gene]

Oh, God. I appreciate that.

[Pat]

Oh, God. It's okay.

[Gene]

How y' all doing?

[Mike]

All right.

[Pat]

I got a question for you, bro.

[Gene]

What's up, all that.

[Pat]

How you doing? All right. If you could reach out to any famous person, who would it be, and what would you say?

[Gene]

I'll reach out to that Big Sean, and I would tell him he need to start rapping again, because my life is right now. Back in 2013, 2012, when he been dropping was great, you know, but this man started falling for Kanye, getting his feelings, and want to rap no more.

[Pat]

What's your favorite Big Sean lyric?

[Gene]

My favorite Big Sean lyric?

[Caller]

Yeah,

[Gene]

I can do a song. I can't do a lyric because I know all of the songs.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Gene]

My fourth quarter.

[Pat]

How'd that go?

[Gene]

I should go like. That's what you go like. I can't even tell you.

[Mike]

I got you.

[Pat]

Ain't no Big Sean fan, bro. You faking? You pun faking.

[Gene]

I'm a real Big Sean.

[Pat]

He would have heard. He could. This is. I'm telling you, rap one of his songs. I feel like he'll hear this.

[Mike]

This.

[Pat]

He'll at least see the video. I'm not sure he'll respond, but I'm. I'm pretty sure he'll see this.

[Gene]

I'm pretty sure.

[Mike]

You see.

[Pat]

Come on, bro.

[Gene]

I don't with you.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. Party in the usa does. What's the. What's the correlation between your life and Big Sean making music, though? That's what I kind of want to get at,

[Caller]

man.

[Gene]

Like, me, I found. Me and my best friend used to down. You know, used to down, chill, smoke, and listen to Big Song Dog. Like, every album he dropped, like, we was on that. Every song, we was on it. Every feature, he was on it. Like, even with that said that no more interviews with. He was quote, unquote, dissing Kendrick or whatever, you know? But, like, that was. That's. It was an amazing time bringing back to all that.

[Mike]

Yeah, but what's happening now is not what's happening now that you're not, like, what's the difference now with your life? Because you say your life is in shambles. Why is it in shambles right now?

[Gene]

Because, like, during that time, my life was in shambles, too, but I still had him to Listen to, you know, I got that. No more.

[Pat]

I feel it, bro. Big Sean's a good rapper, bro, but you gotta definitely find some more. More motivation than Big Sean.

[Mike]

Yeah, for sure.

[Pat]

It gotta be something, bro.

[Mike]

I don't think Big Sean wants that responsibility.

[Pat]

That's all I need is so crazy, bro. I don't think Big Sean would appreciate it. Don't stand Big Sean.

[Key]

I think.

[Gene]

I think he would, bro. I definitely want to go out. I think, like, oh, gosh,

[Pat]

how we get here?

[Mike]

Wait, what was that?

[Gene]

Sorry, Janae, are you cool?

[Pat]

Like, why, why? Why, bro? You just. You.

[Gene]

You literally just gave a big shot.

[Mike]

I'm not gonna lie. I missed everything he said. Then what do you say?

[Pat]

Just go, bro.

[Key]

Okay.

[Pat]

He on some horny.

[Mike]

Okay, Got it, got it.

[Gene]

Hello?

[Pat]

Yeah. What happened?

[Gene]

Oh, I said, y' all really called. I'm right here playing Undisputed. I'm trying to be Mike.

[Mike]

And I'll put belt the ass in that game against you, though.

[Gene]

I believe you, bro. This game hardest. I ain't gonna lie to you.

[Mike]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Gene]

This game, bro.

[Mike]

I got a question for you, bro.

[Gene]

What's going on?

[Mike]

If you could reach out to any famous person, who would it be, and what would you say?

[Gene]

Probably a cab, bro. Cause Cat doing all this, but he ain't bring back 106 and park. And 106 and park was essential to the black community in my childhood after school. 106 and park need to be back. Community music videos ain't ain't lit no more.

[Mike]

Nah, I agree. 160 park was that place where it's like, you actually broke music videos there, too. Like, you saw the music videos there first, but I think with the addition of YouTube and stuff like that, that kind of obviously changed a little bit. I think Kai would be the person to bring back 106 in park.

[Pat]

No, I can see it.

[Gene]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

I just don't know how.

[Gene]

Exactly.

[Mike]

I just don't know how it would be presented, though. This time.

[Gene]

I have no clue either. But his little exciting ass. Yeah,

[Mike]

this little exciting.

[Gene]

Yeah, he'd be all over the place, bro.

[Pat]

It's a little. Come on.

[Gene]

Don't stop, pet. Don't stop, man.

[Mike]

It was a. It was a crazy string of words together.

[Pat]

This little exciting ass.

[Gene]

Pause me in the chat.

[Mike]

It's not even.

[Pat]

Not even pause. It's just, like. Just very. Just weird word combination and weird exciting ass. Nah.

[Mike]

All right, what's your message to Kai? Snap, then.

[Gene]

Hey, bro.

[Key]

You.

[Gene]

Hey, bro. Keep doing your Thing. Matter of fact, first of all, y' all keep doing y' all things. Y' all don't win if I don't watch y' all from episode 12 from now, bro. Y' all keep me entertained all day. But Cat, keep. Keep doing your thing with the positive messages, bro. But bang back 106 and pocket, bro. I need real music videos. All these shooting in the. In kitchens.

[Pat]

What song do you want to have a music video to? Or you feel like they did the wrong way, and then what should they have in it?

[Gene]

Think of, like, oh, well, well, young

[Pat]

boy been locked up.

[Gene]

But all his music. All his music videos. Like, when he been releasing music, like, since, like, 2020 to. Till now or like, some R B? I can't think off the top of my head right now.

[Pat]

So what's. So what's wrong with NBA youngboy music videos, bro?

[Gene]

You know, bro, you know, he was on house arrest, bro. He couldn't really do much.

[Mike]

It was very running shoot. I know he's talking about that.

[Pat]

Oh, okay. So you wanted more.

[Gene]

I need.

[Caller]

I need.

[Gene]

I need some. I need some Chris Brown running type.

[Mike]

Yeah, real storyline, bro.

[Gene]

Not even grabbing the air no more, bro. Ain't dancing in the rain. Not crying, bro.

[Mike]

That's true.

[Gene]

N. For real. That real pain out here. We ain't got no music groups no

[Pat]

more that he missed. Dudes dancing.

[Gene]

That's not.

[Mike]

Bro.

[Gene]

No, bro, the problem is it ain't enough. It ain't enough cocaine in the music.

[Mike]

But

[Gene]

cocaine make good music, and the only doing coke is Chris.

[Pat]

All right, all right.

[Gene]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Mike]

I went too far. Yep.

[Gene]

I'm sorry. Hello.

[Mike]

Yo, yo, on the craft.

[Gene]

What's up? What's up? What's up? How y' all doing?

[Mike]

Oh, good, good. Oh, I got a question for you.

[Gene]

All right, all right.

[Mike]

If you could reach out to any famous person, who would it be and why? And what would you say?

[Gene]

For me, it'll be Patrick Johnson. Because you know, why the not. What's good, Pat? How you doing, gang?

[Mike]

What do you have to say? That was all my bad.

[Gene]

My car. No, no, no, no, no. My other car had connected.

[Mike]

I didn't hear you.

[Gene]

What'd you say?

[Mike]

We didn't say anything. Oh, what do you want? Yeah, we're quiet. It was like deaf side.

[Pat]

I don't. We don't get it. Why.

[Mike]

Why, Pat?

[Gene]

Because why not? I mean, it's Patrick Johnson.

[Pat]

Why are you saying my name, though?

[Gene]

I can't say your name.

[Pat]

Why are you calling me gang?

[Key]

Though,

[Gene]

I mean, my bad family. Nah. But on the real note, is Gene there?

[Pat]

No, Gene, you just missed them. I meant. Well, they haven't been here yet.

[Caller]

We don't know.

[Mike]

Some of the calls, they might be

[Pat]

on, some of the goes, they might not. Yeah, you miss.

[Mike]

What do you gotta say, Gene?

[Gene]

Nah, because I hit, like. Because I've been listening out for, like, a few months now, and when I first started listening to y', all, you know, I was watching on videos or whatever, and Gene be. I'd be used to hearing Gene getting mad disrespected. I'm like, yo, what the. So, nah. I was like, damn, Gina goat.

[Pat]

What the going on?

[Gene]

He's my. He's the spider man of my New York, bro. You know? You feel me? I was like, damn, you like the

[Pat]

second dude that called that wanted to Gene this getting out of here.

[Gene]

I don't. Hey, I don't want to Gene, you know, but that's my goat, bruh. Pat, you my second goat. Actually, no, I take that bite. Mike, my second goat. You my third goat. Never mind. You my fourth. Keith, in front of you. I'm sorry.

[Pat]

That's cool, man. Whatever.

[Gene]

List.

[Mike]

How'd you go from first to last

[Pat]

and calling me family? And that's what I said. Be snakes, for real. Nah, bro, you're snake.

[Gene]

Nah, you snake.

[Pat]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Gene]

When you wore them. When you wore them jeans that got the bullet holes in them, I was

[Pat]

like, nah, the bullet holes is crazy. The pd,

[Key]

bro.

[Pat]

No, that. How tall is you, bro?

[Gene]

Me?

[Caller]

I'm.

[Gene]

I'm.

[Caller]

I'm.

[Gene]

I'm 5 11.

[Pat]

5 11. How much you weigh?

[Gene]

I'm like 150.

[Key]

Oh,

[Gene]

yeah.

[Pat]

God damn. Don't get in no tussles, brother.

[Gene]

Hey, I don't need to get into tussles. I got his 19 on me. Don't worry about it.

[Pat]

Oh, okay. We got a real shooter.

[Gene]

Same thing that he told. The same thing that he told. The same thing. I'm used, bro. From you Got my info from you.

[Pat]

He actually cooking?

[Mike]

He's cooking.

[Gene]

I.

[Pat]

With. Dude, he's cooking outside the dumbass voice. You got everything, bro.

[Gene]

All right, bro. Hey. All right, y'.

[Mike]

All. Safy, that's like, the third time I heard somebody say safety.

[Gene]

What's good, Michael and Patrick.

[Pat]

Here we go.

[Mike]

What's your name, bro?

[Gene]

Good afternoon. It's Brandon, man. What's happening?

[Pat]

All right, man, let's go. Brandon,

[Mike]

I got a question for you.

[Gene]

Go ahead. All right.

[Mike]

If you could reach out to any famous person who Would it be and what would you say?

[Gene]

It'll most likely be Aries Spears. I just don't with that. Like, every time he come through the airport, he'd be on. He literally hates tsa and that's who I work for. And every single time he gotta. He say some off the wall ass disrespectful to us, but he. He voiced his opinion about it, like, publicly. Yeah, he don't with tsa.

[Mike]

What was the worst thing he ever said to you?

[Gene]

I think I was just making like a regular joke towards him. Like, just trying to. Or not even a joke. It was just like, what's up up? Trying to speak to him because, you know, it's a celebrity or whatever. And he just was rude as. For no reason. Like, he just does not care for TSA at all. And I think one. The last time I seen him was probably like a year ago when he came through the airport and I said, what's up to him? And I was like. I told him I seen. I'd recently seen one of his skits, and he's just like, give me my bags. I'm trying to go. I'm like, damn. Like, he does. He. He doesn't want to interact with us.

[Mike]

Like, yeah, that's not your job.

[Pat]

Yeah, you're already doing too much, bro.

[Gene]

I mean, we just to have a conversation like y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Gene]

Y' all speak to at the grocery store. Y' all can't speak to people at the airport.

[Pat]

Yeah, I'm not saying. I. I would. I would definitely say what's up? But even though that's.

[Gene]

Oh, you definitely know. You

[Pat]

know that dude was capping, bro. I see why. I see why. No, that was gonna like you, bro. Look, you annoying as, bro. God damn.

[Gene]

That was him out of here.

[Pat]

Oh, this is the same dude you literally.

[Gene]

Yes, same dude. Last time when I seen your ass at the airport, you were rude as too.

[Caller]

You.

[Gene]

I kind. You kind of remind me, Airy Spears, how you come through the airport too.

[Pat]

Damn, that's crazy. I was about to cap, too.

[Gene]

Yeah, I'm trying to come through cool as.

[Pat]

Oh, man, you caught me, bro. Bro, you call me, but you'd be asking too many questions and obviously how

[Gene]

early do it be, like, have conversations I really don't have to do around there. I'm a supervisor, so I.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying. Okay, but listen, have you ever did Aries Spears a favor? Like, got him through the line a little bit faster?

[Gene]

I wouldn't do that for y'. All.

[Pat]

So correct.

[Gene]

You ain't gonna compromise my job.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Gene]

Five. Five seconds of a conversation.

[Mike]

It don't mean that much.

[Pat]

So is you asking me about a skit for then something we both watched?

[Mike]

And did he live the skit?

[Pat]

He already did the everybody Wasn't even a skit.

[Mike]

Probably was a special. And you call this a skit?

[Gene]

Hey, I think it was a whole special. I just said, you know the Facebook reels that pop up on your algorithm

[Mike]

call my a skit.

[Pat]

I ain't gonna lie. This. This is how I am. Because this just happened to me last night. If someone comes up and I can tell their. I'm not saying an actual fan of podcast, but I feel like they watch the podcast in a longer form than just seeing like a tick tock or real go by. I get them a lot more attention. But if somebody is trying to. They barely know my name, and then they trying to help me put it together of who the I am. Like, hey, bro, who is you, bro? You somebody to look familiar, bro. And then they want to talk about one specific real or tick tock. They found out my face. But if you watch the pod and like that, I chop it up with you for hours, bro. But like, all this, like, I saw a clip, clip, and it was like this, like, bro, you saw one clip of me, bro. Let me do two at tsa. Weak ass supervisor.

[Mike]

And I was already waiting. Especially if you're especially waiting in line this whole time and like, for an hour. And, man, I can't remember that next

[Gene]

time you come through there.

[Mike]

We do not come through that airport. We always go to Chicago.

[Gene]

I'll say I won't. I've never seen Mike come through. I've seen Pat come through before, though.

[Mike]

We go to Chicago, bro, two or three occasions. You work at what? Milwaukee airport?

[Gene]

The one. Yeah, the one in your city.

[Pat]

No, no, we'd be skipping that. No, Y' all ain't got no direct flights to la.

[Gene]

Oh, yeah, you right about that.

[Pat]

Yeah. When y' all get that, we'll see your whole ass again, bro. But until then, you're a hoe. Hey, we'll fix our relationship when we gotta come to Milwaukee, bro. But for now, I got you.

[Gene]

No, hey, we got. We have connections around here,

[Pat]

y' all voice of holes. Real, bro. This is my new thing because I have to start checking if I'm immature or is something actually wild. So we gonna go to the hometown team here.

[Key]

Key.

[Pat]

I'm sorry, you gotta hear this. Michael Parsons, Green Bay Packer. Now He a big Cowboys fan, but let me know if. Am I immature? That's crazy. Am I immature or is. Michael Parson was wilding with this quote. Somebody asked. One of the reporters asked him about Joe Flacco. They play the Browns this week, so here you go, man. Really just getting after Flacco, you know, I'm.

[Mike]

You know, I kind of like the name the Hunter.

[Pat]

I haven't had Flacco yet.

[Mike]

I need him. I want him. It's time to go get him.

[Pat]

And we two days out.

[Key]

Vo.

[Mike]

He does the countdown and, you know,

[Pat]

he named like, he makes it impossible.

[Mike]

You forget names.

[Pat]

Like, you know, he yells them out.

[Gene]

He's like, protect Lucas.

[Pat]

Like, he's yelling them in.

[Gene]

We're two days out, and I. I

[Pat]

couldn't be more excited. It's just about that.

[Gene]

Just that QB right in front of me.

[Pat]

I don't want to look past him.

[Key]

I need him. Is that.

[Pat]

Is that like.

[Key]

That's insane.

[Pat]

Is that a safe space, though, football? Like, I need him. Like. Okay, let's. Let me say the quote to see if it sound different.

[Gene]

All right.

[Pat]

He said, I kind of like the name the Hunter because that's what people been like, giving him the name, you know, because, like, how many QBs he sacked. I haven't had Flacco yet. Are you talking about Joe Flacco? Yeah, I haven't had Flacco. It's not too crazy.

[Key]

That sounds crazy.

[Pat]

It's followed by I need him. I want him. Wait, wait. It's time to go get him. I feel like he could. Okay, let's take out. I need him, and I want him. I kind of like the name Hunter. I haven't had. Okay, let's take out. I have a half life.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Key]

I like the name Hunter.

[Mike]

Can you. Can I see it real quick? I'm trying to see how else I would say this. Okay. I kind of like the name Hunter. Yep. Okay. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't got a sack on Joe Flacco yet. I feel like I sack. That's. That's.

[Pat]

That's not crazy. That's not crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah. I haven't sacked Joe Flacco yet. Okay. I need him. What can else you can say?

[Key]

Why do you feel like that?

[Pat]

You can say, I need that sack. Not I need that sack.

[Key]

I need.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Key]

I guess I could try.

[Mike]

I'm looking forward to getting the sack. That's a lot of words.

[Pat]

No, I'm looking forward to getting the sack. It's Crazy. I haven't had Flacco yet. I'm looking forward to getting a sack.

[Mike]

That's ended.

[Caller]

Period.

[Pat]

I haven't had Flacco yet. It's just crazy.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no.

[Key]

I'm looking forward to getting his sack.

[Mike]

No, no, you crazy. But that's not.

[Key]

That's what he said, right?

[Pat]

Nothing to do with football. With that.

[Mike]

I think the better thing would be just a period. A period after. I. I would. I haven't got a sack on him yet.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

And I'm looking forward to doing that.

[Pat]

Yes, that. That's.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah. I want him. I'm about to go get him, and I want you. I need you.

[Mike]

That's what. That's why the quote is crazy, because it kind of sounds like that it's

[Key]

probably why they traded.

[Pat]

Oh. So you know what I was thinking the other day? I was wondering if. Because I've dated women in the past with different music selection and, like, what they type. Like, I've dated someone whose country is like, kind of like their. Their second go to after, like, some R B. And I've tolerated it, you know what I mean? As long as it's good country, I can deal with it. And I was wondering, is there something a woman could, like, musically that I'd just be like, I can't do.

[Mike]

Do this?

[Pat]

And I was like, no, I'm pretty versatile in music. There's nothing. And I finally found it. If a woman likes battle rap, bro. No, I can't do it, bro. If she's a fan of battle rap, like quotables.

[Key]

If. If I.

[Pat]

If. If I'm playing a battle rap on my. On my Tik tok, right? And I'm listening to it, and she go, is that calico? I'm done. I'm done.

[Key]

Too many battle rap.

[Pat]

Oh, you. Man. Chess was wilding last night. What the did you just say to me?

[Mike]

I guess there are some combos you don't like. Like, especially, like, I would say, more broish combos you don't want to have. Yeah. With your girl.

[Pat]

Like, I'm not sexist at all, but that's where I get a little bit sexist. You're not about to talk to me about, like, we can talk about football.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But don't tell me that Dak Prescott is underrated. That's a little bit too. That's. That's a little bit too much knowledge.

[Mike]

Like, sports. Debating with your girl should be a. No, no. You shouldn't be having debates about sports with your girl. Like, legit x X's and O's. Like the sports.

[Key]

Yeah, it depends on what sport it is.

[Mike]

Nah, I don't want to. I. I'm not even saying if we

[Key]

debating about tennis then I can see what's going on.

[Mike]

I'm not even talking about from. I don't want to debate sports with my girl. No matter if it's wnba, NBA, women's tennis.

[Pat]

You're talking about like passionately and just like passionately.

[Mike]

Like I don't want to have those type of arguments.

[Pat]

I don't want to live. I don't.

[Mike]

I.

[Pat]

Because I plan on marrying you one day and that means that we're going to have to share the same household. Like imagine your woman actually being a. A true fan of a team you don't like and having a credible opinion about it.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like that would drive you up the wall. Like you can't say around the house just be like, yeah, Kayla Williams kind of tough and just like no, he's not. Because such and such. He's like,

[Key]

that'll make the relationship interesting.

[Mike]

No, I'm not saying I don't like that. I'm not saying I don't care about like, like my girl being super knowledgeable in sports and stuff like that. It just. To me, arguing about sports is very broish thing. It's very. Just a. A really broish conversation. Like guys, we argue about dumb. I don't want to argue about dumb with my girl. Like we are. I leave that brain rot arguments with my guy friends.

[Key]

So what's a valid argument to have with your girl?

[Pat]

A valid argument is why do you keep walking around with clothes on?

[Key]

Come on.

[Pat]

Am I right fellas?

[Mike]

We just got very red pillage. No, I'm not saying. I'm just saying regular conversations. No, no, but even like, even like playful conversations about like if you leave the. Your clothes on the ground. Like those type of arguments. Or even more serious about.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Or.

[Pat]

Or like let's do something more like drama related. Like who's a better actor or actress but like sports.

[Key]

Better actor and better. Like sports player. I think is the same thing.

[Pat]

No, it's not bro.

[Mike]

I think it's the same thing thing because guys, we don't argue about those things. Typically a lot of guys argue about sports. I would say there's more guy. There's what this is. This can't be sexist. There's more guys that argue about sports than there are women that argue about sports.

[Pat]

Gotta check it. He said this can't be.

[Mike]

No, I'm just saying though, because it just be like some people. Like, you don't know that, but I'm pot. Look at how all the sports debate shows on TV right now, right.

[Pat]

The woman is usually the host.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not saying it has to be that way all the time, but it's just the numbers of the numbers.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

So I don't want to have those type of arguments.

[Pat]

Yes. And I feel like there's a. It's still rare.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That you see women. If I. If I meet the next 10 women and I ask them some deep root rooted football knowledge that's currently going on right now, I feel like they would not know if I asked the next 10 men. They would. It's just about. About the numbers and stuff like that. I don't want one of those women. And that's just my preference. Some dude might love that. Like, bro, I was just debating with my girl last night. I see it all the time. Yeah, I seen one time me and Mike are in a GTA server.

[Mike]

Arise. Shout out to y'.

[Key]

All.

[Pat]

Arise. Shout out to y'.

[Gene]

All.

[Mike]

Not some. Not people in there.

[Pat]

Some. Yeah, some of y'.

[Key]

All.

[Pat]

Weird as it's some lame ass in there. I'm just keep it a bean. And one had on regular glasses in GTA, like, you a got a. You can have 2020 vision in here. That's fake. But, you know, like, some people play video games with their girlfriend. I see a rolling around with his girlfriend. I don't think that's. Like, I'm not gonna call him out for that. But that's not me. Like, my girl's not playing a video game with me.

[Key]

Some.

[Mike]

No, there are certain games. There's certain games.

[Pat]

Couple games, though. I'm saying, like, I mean, no, some

[Key]

of them don't be couple games, bro.

[Pat]

It be some people that be playing threes on 2K.

[Key]

No, no, no, no. I'm not playing with your girl. That's crazy.

[Pat]

I can't do that.

[Mike]

Pass my girl the ball, bro.

[Key]

And then you get mad at her, talking crazy to her.

[Mike]

That's the other thing, bro.

[Pat]

I literally. I literally had a tryout for the team. This team. This 2k team had a tryout. And during the tryouts, a dude like, we couldn't find a fifth. So a dude added his girlfriend.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And she was g. And he was like, don't worry about her. Just focus on the game. I can't concentrate. Your fiance is ass. My.

[Key]

Then it's like, you can't say nothing because it's your guy's girl and you want to be respectful. But, like, when you play in the game, you want to play the game for fun.

[Pat]

Like, you get a new girl or a new teammate, bro. Which one? Yeah, pick one.

[Mike]

I do. I was saying I feel like there's too many abbreviations now.

[Pat]

Okay. Oh, I don't just.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Too many abbreviations, obviously. Like. Like omg. Like, those are like the simple ones. Irl, IRL and stuff like that. But there's like. There's like different ones. What are those other ones that people have? Like. Like, it be like so many letters.

[Pat]

Sy. B, A, U.

[Key]

What it.

[Pat]

Shut your ass. Huh?

[Mike]

Ctfu.

[Pat]

Ctf the up. That's old, though.

[Mike]

That's old and un.

[Pat]

We I I Okay, I I with these. I the new generation.

[Gene]

Far.

[Pat]

I'm gonna call you out on that. We was bullshitting how. Like, what is lmfao? Like, why are we saying all that? Laughing my ass off. Like, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah, they used to be rolling too.

[Pat]

R O F L rolling on the.

[Key]

I'll be sending like that and have a dead stare.

[Mike]

I do.

[Key]

Like, I'd be like, laugh my ass off and just be looking like bruh.

[Pat]

But. But okay, so. So my thing is a new generation. Even though I'd be frustrated in the process of it. Like, bro, what the do this mean? At least, like, at the time it makes sense. Like, I'm about to start. I might have to look something up. You gotta look something new. Sometimes I'll be laughing like, so hysterically, like, if I do, like, I don't know if it hits that funny bone.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I'll just. I'll just start smashing the keyboard.

[Mike]

Gibberish. See that one that's such a ass up. Looks like Sabayu.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's what I love that. That's. I want that on a license plate.

[Mike]

Somebody said so.

[Pat]

There's btwi, btw, btw, by the way, I.

[Mike]

No, but you know, you had it by the way. It just says irrelevant.

[Pat]

I don't know if anybody said by the way irrelevant. That sound like a UTI or something.

[Mike]

Ngh not gonna lie.

[Pat]

NGL NG NGO.

[Mike]

My bad.

[Pat]

AF A I K a F. I gotta write that. Wait, A F a I K

[Mike]

a F, a I K. No, A F

[Key]

A I K. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it in reverse.

[Pat]

He said it in the same cadence you it in too.

[Mike]

That's how you know. That's how you knew. He was wrong, though.

[Pat]

The AF is formerly known as.

[Mike]

As far as I know, as far

[Key]

yeah, as far as I know.

[Pat]

Damn good. But look it up. He did look it up.

[Key]

He said, I gotta spell it.

[Mike]

No, I have a list. No, I just wrote it down so I can see I'm a visual person. I'm like, what did Aili and the BE do?

[Pat]

Oh, tap the leg. Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

I'm like that sometimes when I'm like that when I read. Sometimes, though, like, I have to have a. Find that rhythm them, you know.

[Pat]

Which one got canceled, though? Which one IOI got canceled. Like, people don't play that I love you, right? Yeah, yeah, people don't play that because it went through. Like, people went through a phase. I remember this. Like, when this phase happened, people start bashing people that said, love you or ioi. Yeah. Don't cut it. If you don't put I love you, then it don't hit the same, bro.

[Mike]

Like, I have gotten reprimanded in, like, past relationships for, like, putting I love you with just the letter U. And there's like, what?

[Pat]

Or.

[Mike]

Or love you. That's. Some girls hate just to love you too.

[Pat]

Love you. Love you is. You gotta. You gotta spoil your girl.

[Mike]

Yeah, put the eye.

[Pat]

Definitely gotta put the eye for your girl. I love you with an emoji. I got reprimanded for no emojis.

[Mike]

Like, I did too. I got.

[Pat]

Remember emoji?

[Mike]

Yeah, no emoji. That's the name.

[Pat]

You know, I love strict girls. What you want me to do?

[Mike]

And I was like, I don't. And you know the worst thing to say? Say it too. It's like, I don't use emojis for nobody else. You already know what follows that.

[Pat]

I'm not just. Well, you are human Wrong. Not for real. Okay, we go tweet of the week.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Gene]

Okay.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

All right. First tweet of the week. This is like. It's funny because sometimes you're just having a bad week. Gingo.

[Gene]

Understand this.

[Pat]

Sometimes you're just having a bad week, and you just, like, lean more into it. Just like, okay, it. Damn. Somebody tweeted, said, I dropped the wood and just fell with it. I don't give a.

[Mike]

No more,

[Pat]

bro. You ever, like, had a bunch of small bad things happen to you in a row? Like, it's not like a big thing, like a car accident or something, but it's just like, okay, I stubbed my toe. My toe hurt. I'm on my way out the door.

[Mike]

Door.

[Pat]

The door didn't rip my shirt, and now I just found a stain on my hat. Like, man, what the is going on?

[Mike]

Nothing. Nothing's worse than just minor inconveniences, man. Even, like, I feel like that happened to me last week with the. With the editing of the pod. It was just like we had a corrupted hard drive and like that. But I think I. I'm proud of myself, of how I dealt with the day, because I was working on it since, like, 9 o' clock in the morning and didn't solve it till like, 10 o' clock at night.

[Gene]

Night.

[Mike]

But I did take a break. I said, nothing's gonna change in this next two hours. Let me go box now.

[Pat]

Mike. Mike came over my house like a superhero. The wouldn't. He wouldn't give me no eye contact, bro. Like, he was having, like. He came over there to use my laptop in my hard drive, and he got, like, both of our laptops on my, like, kitchen counter, and he just got headphones on. I'm like, yeah, bro, I'm just in the back talking about some, like, sports. I'm like, yeah, but Crawford. And like that. He's like, like, yep, bud. Definitely won that one

[Gene]

because.

[Mike]

I know. Because Pat. Pat is the ultimate Throw you off your feng shui. Or if you already have a process, Pat's like, the worst person. This too. You already have your process. And, you know, you've already tried this. And I don't want Pat to come over there, be like, hey, bro, you try restarting it.

[Pat]

Hey, man, gotta get the simple out the way because the. The.

[Mike]

That's true, though.

[Key]

The.

[Pat]

Try restarting this. The is annoying 99 times. Yeah, but that 100 times. Be like, ah, did I get all the glory? I solved everything. All right, we. We could talk about. Talk more about this after this tweet. The Apple update where it asked a random number to leave their name and why they're calling. Yeah. Talk to my assistant. Yeah, I like that, though.

[Mike]

I do like that. That's been around for a little bit too, with, like, Google numbers.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But that is. I like, like the state why you're calling. So then I can then see, especially if it's not a save number. But also, honestly, for people, too. Just let me know. It's not a voicemail, though. It's like a. Before it even rings, it'll be like, what name and why you're calling sometimes.

[Key]

Oh, that's.

[Mike]

And then it'll start. And then it'll start ringing.

[Key]

Imagine. Imagine fighting for your life and you trying to call somebody and you got to do all that extra.

[Mike]

Yeah, I need to know all you hear?

[Pat]

Here's key. Carter being shot at. Oh, what's up, bro? I'm in church. Why they shoot no Sunday?

[Mike]

No. If it's emergency like that, call 91 1.

[Pat]

No, call.

[Key]

No, you can't call 911 all the time.

[Mike]

Yeah, I feel it.

[Pat]

Call me, man. I gotta use this Drake for something, man.

[Key]

But I really.

[Mike]

I'm the worst person to call with those type of confrontations too, because I'm. I. I kind of want to know, like, hey, everything. Everything. Like, what did you do? How many people are there? Could this have been avoided?

[Key]

I'm dead by then.

[Pat]

Call me, bro. You right in my ass, bro.

[Key]

Whoa, writing your what?

[Mike]

It did sound like you said right in your ass.

[Pat]

Oh, you write in my eyes.

[Mike]

You said call me, bro.

[Key]

Oh, my.

[Pat]

What? I said. What's the whole sentence?

[Mike]

It sound like you said.

[Key]

No, don't say it. Don't say it.

[Mike]

It sound like you said call me, bro. Right in my eyes.

[Pat]

Oh, right in my. Okay, I get it now.

[Mike]

No, you right in my eyes.

[Pat]

Oh, right in my eyes.

[Key]

No, he said right in his ass.

[Mike]

You said you write in. You really said you write in my eyes, but it sounded like you right in my eyes.

[Key]

Oh, my God.

[Pat]

That's crazy, bro.

[Key]

I feel like iPhone. Really?

[Pat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wendy Williams is your OG?

[Gene]

What?

[Pat]

Wendy Williams, your OG.

[Key]

No, them pictures. Pictures of her, him and Charlamagne. I mean, whoa. Hers were crazy.

[Gene]

I don't.

[Key]

He was. He was.

[Mike]

That's. That's a funny line. First of all.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

But it's also not that much of a diss either. No. Because Wendy Williams is an icon.

[Pat]

Yeah. Somebody had to put on.

[Key]

But I guess morally, quote unquote, it's

[Mike]

just like, trying to tap into his masculine masculinity.

[Pat]

You're trying to trigger me.

[Mike]

But not just.

[Key]

He said you're not the real representation of a masculine man.

[Pat]

Like, what is that? I feel like Dame is like, he just five years behind of what's okay to say.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

He would have won that argument because he. I don't. I wouldn't want to say. He made some good points. I'm saying in a comedic standpoint, I feel like he had some, like, that was good points, but it was just some stuff that, like, was leaning more towards homophobic.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And, like, if he would have stayed away from that and, like, kind of stayed on track. Damon's an easy person to get off track.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I think Charlemagne and Envy know that, so they was trolling him.

[Mike]

I think the seriousness of it Was what? Kind of like, like you said, like, especially when you're making jokes like that, when you seem like you're dead ass.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Then it's like, all right. No, this is for real. Like.

[Pat]

No, it was one time Charlemagne was like, oh, let's hold hands. And like Dame saw his hand out there and he tried to smack the out of him. He said, get that. So you could tell I just love. We were just talking about that because we got a friend like that. Tj.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That somebody's just unapologetically they self and they always serious and even when the whole room is dying laughing at them them, they don't even pay attention to the laughter. Continue on what they do.

[Mike]

Continue with the mission.

[Pat]

Okay, so the tweet, you know, happy gone fishing to my boy. The Falcons have released kicker young ho coup. Yeah, y' all remember that name somebody quoted to tweet and said, I lost a young ho2. That's the kicker. That's ours. That's bars, ain't it? That's bars. That's fire, bro. Okay, everybody. I mean, women by this, but, you know, I gotta read, you know, verbatim. I'm saying, okay, be like. Be like baked chicken, green beans and rice for dinner. So. It's just funny to me when somebody posts something on the Internet and it's obviously it's going to be relevant to someone. Let's say you're into cooking and a girl posts, you know, a meal, you're going to be very interested. Like when I was losing weight and people were posting recipes on like high protein meals, low calorie meals, I was very interested. But if you're not losing weight, you're not in that realm. And somebody posts like a million. Like, what the. Who gives a. You know what I mean?

[Key]

It's like an open invitation, though. But I feel like when females do that, that's always towards a. That they was in an argument with.

[Mike]

You post your food all the time?

[Key]

Yeah. I always ask people what they ate today as.

[Mike]

Do people actually answer those questions?

[Key]

Yeah, they do. Maybe majority of the time a lot of people say nothing or they say like some cereal or some like that.

[Mike]

But you be posting like your meal. No, your meals.

[Key]

My meals be gourmet.

[Pat]

Your meals look disgusting.

[Key]

You're a.

[Mike]

They're good. They probably you eat beats.

[Key]

Why you going to tell me?

[Mike]

But your plating is just terrible, bro.

[Key]

Why does my plate need to look if I don't even see where it's going? So why does my food need to look Good to my eyes when I can't even see where it's.

[Pat]

Okay, let. Let me put you. Let me. Let me help you out.

[Key]

No, no, I need an answer. No, no, but because I'm going to answer your question.

[Pat]

Listen, I didn't ask a question.

[Key]

Oh, I'm going to answer. I'm going to rebuttal you. But I'm asking a question.

[Pat]

I didn't say nothing. How you going to rebuttal me? Okay, what. What he's saying is. Is so, like, for food reviews, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Key]

You like to see his presentation? I watch Food Network.

[Pat]

Okay. That's what he's saying. The biggest part. I mean, he is the biggest part of the.

[Mike]

The food. Right.

[Pat]

Is like, how good it looks when it starts off. And sometimes you already posting in a ranch already on your mouth, and it's like, all right, bro.

[Mike]

But also, he also mixes. Is food weird, too? It's like you'll have mashed potatoes, right? And then have something completely different, like Mexican rice right next to it. And. No, I wouldn't. Yes, you do.

[Key]

The last meal I posted was jambalaya rice, jalaya rice and corn. So. So, no, no, I didn't. Jambalaya rice go with corn.

[Pat]

Oh, was it a corn and cop.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Key]

What we talking about, man?

[Mike]

I thought

[Pat]

some loose corn.

[Key]

Loose corn is crazy.

[Pat]

I know what the. No mashed potatoes.

[Mike]

Now, they could be having. Be having, like, coleslaw and, like, random coleslaw.

[Key]

I've never ate coleslaw a day in my life.

[Pat]

No, no, no.

[Key]

When I. Before I was little at Canes, I

[Pat]

seen you eat coleslaw.

[Key]

Oh, my God, Stop lying.

[Pat]

Took my salad for the day. All right. Okay. Tweet a week only this Facebook, somebody said, I just bought a white tee from City Trends and the say, boom shakalaka. No, it's funny because, like, when you go, I don't know, like, if you ever heard of dtlr, that's similar to, like, City Trends and like that, like, they'll have some nice. It'll be like, damn, this is a nice tea. And then you'll turn around and say, get money.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I was gonna wear this to work, bro.

[Mike]

There was so many places to get really simple. Like, I used to really like getting the gas station tees when I was a kid.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Key]

Are those plain tees?

[Mike]

Just plain white.

[Pat]

It's funny how that shit is, like, so frowned upon back in the day, and now, like, everybody thrifted, you know?

[Key]

And I feel like white tees, gas station white tees are the Best white tees of all time. Like, they made. They made differently. Like, they've true to size. You know, I've never really seen a real all white tea besides it coming from the gas station.

[Pat]

Because gas.

[Key]

Because it's packaged up.

[Pat]

Yeah, gas use. People that own a gas station, they race racist

[Key]

Indians, bro.

[Pat]

Right? No, they'd be racist because they put their in the hood, right? And they like, they look around the hood and be like, yo, these like white tees, they literally go around the hood. I mean, obviously it's not racist. It's smart. So they go around the hood and they look at obviously people coming in a store and they like, damn, he had on the white tea. He had on yt. Then he had on a lion's hat. He had on a bear's hat. Okay, I'm gonna put white tees and hats up.

[Mike]

That's his market research.

[Pat]

Yeah, it is. But, you know, gonna be a desperate in there. Like, I ain't got to wear to this party and then ain't nobody in the gas station. Hey, bro, I got you, bro. I'm gonna put it over here on the side right by the milk, bro. So you ain't got to look like you getting it from here, bro. I got you.

[Key]

That's why they call convenience stores.

[Pat]

Yeah. You know, I bought cologne from a gas station before Emergency cologne.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Pat]

Guess what it said on it. This, like, this like 40 years ago. Guess what it said on said Rock Nation.

[Key]

No.

[Pat]

Oh, bro, it didn't say Jay Z. Nothing. The cologne, it was like in one of those, like, disposable cologne things where you can rub on.

[Mike]

I think it's probably smell like fireball whiskey.

[Pat]

I smell like the old Dame Dash.

[Mike]

Anyway, that's been Crash Dummies podcast. Appreciate y' all subscribing. Anybody got any? Anything shout out. Oh, they gotta stream something. I already know.

[Key]

Come on, stream. Milwaukee Music is dropping next week. Friday.

[Mike]

That's the name of the song.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay, bet.

[Key]

And I'm gonna have merch at my show November 29th, so come on with it.

[Pat]

You don't wanna announce nothing yet.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, I got a fight coming up. There you go.

[Pat]

Do some champ shit, bro. There you go. I feel like that. Get the people on your side. If a boxer just be like, yo, I gotta fight, blah, blah, and they don't do no, like, little fist pump. I'm not fucking with it. Like, no, I gotta fight. Fight. November 29th. Okay, okay. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Like, I think because it wasn't officially Announced yet at this point, it might be officially announced by the time. So that's why I'm not like, yeah, I'm still waiting. I always wanted to do, though, like, get on the big screen and, like, you know, like, the boxers do the little fist when they. They had a basketball game. Yeah. And you kind of do. Well, I think we had this conversation before, but what would be. Before we end the podcast? What would be your jumbotron thing?

[Pat]

Oh, go ahead. Yeah, somebody will start.

[Mike]

Go ahead. What? Be your jumbotron.

[Pat]

Okay. Like, if the camera panned to you at a basketball game and it was just like, oh, Gene from Unfinished Legacy, Crash on me is here real quick. What's your scary ass? What about you, Key?

[Key]

I ain't gonna lie. I do the.

[Mike]

You.

[Key]

You ever seen those people with the. They had, like, the drum on their stomach and they had a little drumsticks, and they'll do this. Yeah, yeah, I do that with my stomach. I'll be like.

[Pat]

That's tough, though. That's like. That's, like, memorable.

[Mike]

I probably would do either the fist.

[Key]

Come on.

[Mike]

Or the.

[Pat]

How much time you got, though? It's just.

[Mike]

It don't matter because you got to do it. Be like 30 seconds. It's usually like. It'd be like five seconds, like, five, six seconds, but that's, like, real seconds. So just do like, a one to a six count real quick.

[Pat]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. So that's actually solid or.

[Gene]

Or.

[Mike]

Or nonchalant. Yeah, I'm doing the. On my phone. Like, I don't even notice that shit's there.

[Pat]

No.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Probably pull out the phone, just a quick little photo.

[Key]

That'll be fire. That'll be.

[Mike]

What are you doing? What are you doing?

[Pat]

Oh, I mean, I think in reality, what I would do is I would do the nonchalant. I would never acknowledge the camera even. Even if the crowd got hyped. I just started looking around and like, that.

[Gene]

That.

[Pat]

The other one, if. If it was on me too long, I just dropped to a knee and proposed to, like, the nearest woman. And like that. Y' all ever see, like, the kiss cam? That's my favorite kiss cam of all time, where they going around to all the couples, and then they kissing. They kiss and they kissing. And then they get to this one couple, and she started giving them head.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Key]

How are you on that side?

[Mike]

What site are you on?

[Pat]

No, no, no, no. It was a joke. She, like, started giving them fake head.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Pat]

And then they hurry. Had to hurry up and cut it away.

[Key]

That's funny.

[Pat]

As they should have did at the Coldplay concert. They would have got away with it. Yeah, she should have just started giving the head.

[Mike]

All right, y'.

[Pat]

All.

[Mike]

Peace.

[Pat]

Problem solved.