Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3 - Episode 222

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 222 Summary

Episode Title: Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3
Release Date: September 3, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson (Pat) & Michael Esiobu (Mike)
Special Guest: Tommy
Format: Comedy, Dating Show, Current Events

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Episode Overview

Pat and Mike return with the third edition of their dating show series, “Finding Our Listeners Love,” featuring their friend Tommy as the bachelor picking a potential match from a lively panel of contestants. Before jumping into the dating show, the hosts riff on current events, viral gossip, internet culture, and their signature blend of personal stories and sharp humor, setting the casual, joke-heavy tone listeners love. The episode is packed with relatable moments, playful banter, and plenty of memorable one-liners.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

Current Events & Internet Culture (00:54–22:01)

• Leaked Celebrity Calls:
  Discussion around the headlines about leaked phone calls among rappers (Young Thug, 21 Savage, Lil Baby), and the anxiety around personal messages being made public.

  • “When stuff starts to get leaked, whatever you think is bad, there’s always something worse…somebody’s in panic mode right now.” — Pat (01:20)

• Out-of-Pocket Texts and Dark Humor:
  How jokes among friends might not look good if exposed, and the “hate” often mistaken online.

  • “If that text got leaked, it’d be like, nah, Mike really hating on this dude.” — Mike (02:39)

• Podcast & Merch Updates:
  Behind-the-scenes insight into technical/audio difficulties, delays in merchandise, and listeners’ requests for more video content.

• On Friendship & “Gentle Friendships”:
  The hosts consider how authentically themselves they are with their friends and acquaintances, riffing on the need (or not) for “gentle” handling in male friendships.

• Uber Eats & Rideshare “Adventures”:
  Hilarious takes on lazy delivery drivers, questionable Uber car standards, awkward rideshares, and etiquette about sitting in the front seat.

  • “There has to be an age limit on Uber Eats!” — Mike (09:57)
  • “If you’re on a date, you gotta boss up now…that Uber Black gonna be the same price no matter where you at.” — Pat (10:55)

• Raja Jackson Wrestling Incident:
  Thoughtful (and comedic) breakdown of recent viral drama involving Rampage Jackson’s son Raja, an apology-gone-wrong, and online overreactions.

  • “The only part I didn’t like…if you apologize, somebody apologize to you, and you accept, and then you go in when he's vulnerable—that's a bitch move.” — Mike (13:36)
  • Cautionary advice about not letting internet trolls or chat instigate unnecessary drama.

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Dating Show: “Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3” (25:02–76:40)

Structure:

• Tommy, the bachelor, asks questions to a panel of contestants (mostly women, with a rogue male troll), eliminating through several rounds based on their responses.

Key Dating Show Segments & Memorable Moments

1. First Impressions (26:33–35:12):
   Contestants answer: “If your ex described you in one word, what would it be?”

   • Mix of answers: “mean,” “amazing,” “perfect,” “sweet,” “stubborn,” “veiny,” “whore,” etc.
   • Honesty and humor both on display.
   • “My ex would probably say I’m a whore.” — Contestant 8 (29:22)
   • Tommy begins eliminating for red flags or dodgy vibes.

2. Petty Ghosting Stories (35:12–49:02):

   • Question: “What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ghosted someone?”
   • Standouts: skinny jeans with rips (35:55), bad breath (36:55), too muscular (38:10), disrespect for her dog, someone wanting to split the bill, the wrong kind of bottled water (46:04, sparked a heated bottled water debate).
   • Hilarious exchanges over personal quirks.
   • “He tried to give me purified water…I drink spring—I love spring water.” — Contestant 10 (46:04)

3. Test of Generosity (52:10–55:54):
   Scenario: If Tommy forgets his wallet on a $137 date, what would you do?

   • Some contestants say they’d pay & then ghost him, others would pay but expect reimbursement, or look for Apple Pay options.
   • “I’m gonna pay, but he gonna have to eat booty when we get back.” — Contestant 4 (53:07)

4. Club Scenarios (60:10–63:10):

   • Question: What do you do if you see your man dancing with another woman in the club?
   • Responses: wait to be noticed, join the dancing, go dance with others/out of revenge.
   • Tommy eliminates for “revenge energy”:
     • “Although you might be done wrong, revenge kinda scares me.” — Tommy (63:57)

5. Contestants’ Questions for Tommy & Final Rounds (65:05–71:48):

   • Contestants ask Tommy a question in return (“Do you actually like Black women or is this an experiment?” — Contestant 4, 65:21)
   • Tommy answers candidly about confidence and identity.
   • Toxic trait confessions and relationship-ending stories:
     • Contestant 4: “I’ll go through your phone. Do not leave that unlocked.” (67:41)
     • Catfishing as her own boyfriend’s ex to catch him cheating (69:03)
     • Contestant 10: “If I get hyper-focused, you might get neglected. You have to tell me directly.” (69:58)
   • Tommy ultimately chooses Contestant 10 for her thoughtfulness, focus, and nuanced perspective.

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• On Social Media Leaks:
  “You just be yapping… you don’t know him like that.” — Pat (01:19)

• On Delivery & Rideshare Etiquette:
  “Who is letting you Uber Eats? That doesn’t make any sense.” — Mike (09:57)

• On Revenge in Relationships:
  “Although you might be getting done wrong, revenge kind of scares me, so…” — Tommy (63:57)

• On Petty Ghosting:
  “I ghosted this dude because he got me the wrong water.” — Contestant 10 (46:04)

• On Toxic Traits:
  “I will go through your phone. Do not leave that unlocked.” — Contestant 4 (67:41)

• On Self-Improvement:
  “I’m not a confident person but every day I try to be more confident.” — Tommy (67:08)

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Key Timestamps

• Current events banter: 00:54–22:01
• Dating show introduction & contestant intros: 25:12–26:32
• Ex descriptions: 26:33–35:12
• Petty ghosting stories: 35:12–49:02
• Wallet scenario: 52:10–55:54
• Club scenario: 60:10–63:10
• Contestants question Tommy: 65:05–66:12
• Toxic traits & breakup stories: 67:41–71:17
• Final selection: 71:17–73:50
• Episode closeout & reflections: 73:59–76:40

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Host & Guest Tone

Pat and Mike maintain their signature relaxed, irreverent, and quick-witted energy. The episode is full of banter, playful jabs, and candid moments that keep listeners laughing while also reflecting on dating, friendship dynamics, and navigating today’s dating landscape. Tommy brings a grounded, open energy — genuinely engaging with contestants, self-aware, and ready to laugh at the chaos.

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Winner & Takeaways

Winner: Contestant #10

• Her directness, thoughtfulness, and “smooth” confidence made her stand out.
• Their light flirting and rapport offer a satisfying, feel-good close.

Hosts’ Takeaways:

• The dating show format continues to deliver entertaining insights into modern dating woes and what listeners are looking for.
• Pat and Mike stress: Don't let the internet dictate your reactions; stay true to yourself, and always be wary of catfishing and revenge plots.

Final Message:
Fellas, sometimes you gotta eat some booty — but above all, watch out for whose phone you leave unlocked.

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For full comedic effect and context, listen to the episode for unfiltered responses and unscripted laughter.

Transcript

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[A]

Okay, so you know what's been on my mind lately?

[B]

What?

[A]

I'm hearing the leaked calls of Young Thug 21 Savage. Wham. Which is. Which is crazy. Like, I don't know if I'm calling Lil Baby Wham unless he absolutely has to be called.

[B]

I feel like those are the nicknames. Like people in this friend group.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[B]

Like anybody else outside of it, calling him Wham is like, all right, bro.

[A]

No, you did right?

[B]

You don't know him like that.

[A]

No, you don't know him like that. But there's somebody, because it's funny, when stuff starts to get leaked, we all know when things start to get leaked, whatever you think is bad, there's always something worse. So right now, somebody is in super panic mode because they hear all these things get leaked, but they know they said something to them they should have said. They praying to God that one don't get leaked. Like, bro, please don't release that phone.

[B]

The messed up part could be someone that like, legit just said something that didn't need to be said at all. Like the most out of pocket shit.

[A]

Everybody's done it before. Yeah, there's. You can't doubt it. You've been on the phone with a sibling, family member, best friend, and you just said something out of pocket about another person for no reason. Just because you were expressing your free will to know, Damn, this might get leaked. And I might have to reach out to this person and be like, yo, you really don't talk that much, bro. I was just saying that you just be yapping.

[B]

That's fucked up too. Because even, even, like when we have like our text exchange, I might text about like, Something I saw. Right, right. And it's a joke about somebody that we know or some shit like that, but it's not that serious.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like I would say this joke in front of that person.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But if that text got leaked, it'd be like, nah, Mike. Really hating on this dude.

[A]

Yeah. Sometimes it could come off as hate.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Especially if you own some dark humor shit. Remember that dude in the wheelchair, man? No, no, no. I just, like. Anyway, just saying it's a waste of shoes. Go ahead.

[B]

Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies, episode 222. It might sound like a double intro when we kind of cut to.

[A]

Yeah, we.

[B]

The dating show.

[A]

We didn't know what he was doing.

[B]

But we are doing a dating show for this podcast. Make sure you guys let us know how you guys like it. We had our boy Tommy, Violet. We might just cut right into the actual dating show after this little intro, but merch. Yeah, merch. We've shipped out a couple pieces of merch. They're still like, again, the little. The company we're working with, they messed up. They used our blanks for another person blank. So, blah, blah, blah.

[A]

We got our money back, though.

[B]

We're going. We're going to ship it out the. The rest of them, hopefully by this week. So thank you guys for your patience and for the people that haven't got merch. We'll do a restock once we kind of got the system kind of in order and during this podcast. I'm going to try to fix it in post and stuff like that. There might be a little static pop here and there when people are laughing. I don't know. We've been having random ass audio issues. I. I see the Spotify comments. I see y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

I don't respond to y'. All. I see y'. All.

[A]

No, we definitely.

[B]

We working on it. We're working on it.

[A]

Somebody on Spotify said what I look like. I'm like, bro, you literally are commenting on no visuals. Like people just literally.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And then people asking for video. We're going to talk to. We're going to see how we can get the video on there too, if it affects anything.

[A]

So, yeah, we gotta make sure that we're getting paid for that. Just put it like that. So we just. It's not something that we can just throw up there. We don't want anybody taking advantage of us. You wouldn't want that either, would you? You know, put the pressure back on.

[B]

Would you want. Would you want that?

[A]

Would you want that for Two black men in America.

[B]

We actually get into topics before we kind of go into the dating show. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. We're just not gonna thrust y' all in there.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I even. I even start off with a tweet of the week, you know?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We didn't give them that because I know people. Y' all got anxiety and some of y' all deal with. Some of y' all on the spectrum. No, I'm on the spectrum, too, so I get it. You know, we're gonna. We gonna keep some familiarity around even. I tried that word. I was gonna dodge that word. Okay. I was not feeling. I was thinking about passing it up. Just don't say it, Pat. It don't sound good. Okay. The opposite of isolate is you so early.

[B]

Isolate. Oh, isolate is you so early. Yeah. Who says isolate?

[A]

Isolate. Like.

[B]

Like ISO.

[A]

Like isolate. He isolated himself.

[B]

Yeah. Isolated. Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And it's. What you. So early.

[A]

Yeah. You get it.

[B]

I get it, but I don't get it.

[A]

You don't get that? No, I. So late.

[B]

Yeah, I. So, like, I'm late, but also kind of like a double entendre of like, I isolate. Isolated.

[A]

Yeah. What don't you get about that?

[B]

I don't know. I might just be special. I know they're gonna be killing me in the comments. Probably.

[A]

Like, how don't he get that? Okay, Plug one shout out to Dirty Plug.

[B]

Now, adding dirty to the front of somebody's name is so crazy.

[A]

It's so funny because they don't know if that's his real nickname or not. Then they call that nigga DP Dirty Plug.

[B]

That's fucked up. You saying a nickname and then other people inheriting that nickname for and calling them the same thing. It's kind of like the Mike Ecstasy thing, I guess. Nobody calls me that in public, which is funny.

[A]

DP Plug. Double penetration Plug. All right.

[B]

Go there to me, bro.

[A]

Go that, boy. What's the extension cords with a double plug side, bro. Go ahead. All right. If my homie Musty, I'm going to be like, it's boring. Let's put some. Okay, let me say that again. If my homie Musty. I'm going to be like, it's boring. Let's put some deodorant on.

[B]

I was like, what's that? Gentle friendship because they have dental. Parenting.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

You feel like you have to have gentle friendships with your friends.

[A]

Not you.

[B]

I. That. I feel like that doesn't make. I feel like if you're gentle around your friends, In a sense, like, if you feel like you have to walk on. That's not really your friend.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, we. Sometimes you're forced to be friends with people just because they're in proximity to your best friend. There were some people you brought around me when I was in college that are just like, I don't really fuck with this person, but I tolerate them and stuff like that. So if I am around them, I'm a little bit more gentle on what I really want to say because I might be too harsh.

[B]

I feel like my friends outside my friend group are better than your friends outside my friend group, probably.

[A]

But my. Just like, you talking about as people as.

[B]

Not. Not as people, but, like, you would be friends with them too.

[A]

Your friend? Yeah, yeah, yeah, My friend. My friends. You got some friends from back home, they still steal.

[B]

And not even back home. I feel like your friends. People you'll call somebody. Like, I'm cool. That's my. That's my dog. And then the next week, you'd be like, nah, fuck that. I'm like, what the fuck?

[A]

It's. You give a second chance to like, damn, my dog finally grew up. They hit you up like, yeah, I'm gonna need another $200. You all right? Somebody had a. A shirt is like a. A shirt that's basically saying that they're being political is stupid. Okay. You know, like, we shouldn't be picking size.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

The shirt says far left question mark. Far right question mark. I'm farting. All right.

[B]

We never talked about the tweet.

[A]

No, no, no, no. This is just shout out to. I ordered Uber Eats, right? And I had. My. My son was with me, and he's sick. You know, he had a fever, so I couldn't leave him. And the dude told me that he couldn't follow instructions. Mind you, I tip well on Uber eats, and I tip early, so they see the tip early. This dude told me he couldn't come into my building because insurance purposes and the insurance doesn't cover him walking past the lobby.

[B]

At least that's a thing for them.

[A]

I. I don't know if he made that up or he just didn't feel like coming up. You know, four flights of stairs have an elevator, but I'm guessing that's what he was trying to avoid. And my thing is, bro, like, I wanted him to come in there so bad, I was gonna beat the fuck out of him. Yeah, let's see if this insurance stay on you now.

[B]

I had the same situation where the lady didn't want to come upstairs?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was like, all right, whatever. Because it was a lady picture. I didn't really look at him. I was like, okay, that's fine. I don't really care about like a girl coming all the way upstairs to. So I was not going to meet them downstairs. It was like old lady. She had to be, no exaggeration, Pat. She had to be like 75 and she had a, a walking stick and like a breathing thing. I was like, bro, who is letting you. Who is letting you Uber eats? Like what? Like that doesn't make any sense. There has to be an age limit on Uber eats.

[A]

No, it definitely do, bro.

[B]

And even Uber's too. Uber's before when Uber first started, you really couldn't have a beat up car and Uber. Yeah, because you made you take the little pictures. And I don't know what they do now.

[A]

I think they. It used to be at. Because they stopped it after a certain date, but I don't know if that date has changed since then. Yeah, that makes sense. Like it used to be like, your car can be older than, you know, a 2011 or. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. But I don't think they've changed that date or whatever it is. So cars are definitely getting older and.

[B]

Some people's cars are just so like. I feel like if you're doing Uber, like, you should really make sure your car is like neat on the inside. I'm not saying you don't have to have the, the craziest, nicest car, but I feel bougie now because now I have to like, I'm to make sure I get a decent car. It's like you have to order Uber black.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because sometimes, especially with your girl, it's like, all right, you don't want to get like a. Just a random smell. I got into a smelly ass car, bro. And we have to roll the windows down.

[A]

I'm like so bad if you gotta boss up now if you're on a date. I know everybody been in this. You know, every once in a while you just want to save some money. That Uber black gonna be the same price no matter where you at. That motherfucker up. It don't care if you going two miles, bitch. I save $40. Like it's gonna get you. But it's like that for a reason. Because even if you go a little bit down and be like, okay, I'm gonna get an Uber xl. So me and my girl got some room. Yeah, these motherfuckers might send you an Astro Van.

[B]

Yeah. Nah, getting to the van is such.

[A]

A aura killer, man.

[B]

Especially the one that when you try to pull, you say, don't touch the door, and they. And they press the button and it starts open and close slowly.

[A]

Not the worst one is when they don't move faster. I hate that. It's like a van and it's opening up and my dumb ass sitting there like this. You got a chain on sitting in the van.

[B]

The worst ones, those vans that be also like the medical transporter vans, like the people in wheelchairs. The wheelchair accessible ones. Oh, yeah, because they'll open the door and then the little wheelchair thing might pop up on accident, like, nah, bro.

[A]

You push the button. Like, I don't need this. You wasting the battery. Nah, them vans be killing me, man.

[B]

Also, there's a thing with Ubers, right, where it's like people are nervous to sit in the front seat now because some.

[A]

A lot of people. A lot of people cut it off, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They'll. They'll. They'll push the seat all the way forward. Yeah.

[B]

And that's like a normal thing when you're, like, doing, like, limos and like that, or the Lincolns that be the. The chauffeur driver cars, whatever the things are Lincolns. But in an Uber, I feel like you should leave all. Especially if you're xl. If you're Uber XL and it says, what, five people can sit in the car?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I should be able to sit in the front seat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Somebody gotta be there. Especially when it's a group of people. Somebody has to kind of be on some group leader type of vibes and, like, make sure the driver doing what he's supposed to do.

[A]

Yeah. Make sure the driver. He ain't looking in the rearview mirror at the ladies and. No. Pay attention to the road. Nah.

[B]

Did you just put me in a. A van full of ladies?

[A]

Yeah, Ladies.

[C]

Ladies.

[B]

That'd be crazy.

[A]

Shake your dress.

[B]

Did you? We never talked about the Raja Jackson thing.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I feel like we didn't talk about it too, because there was so much speculation about it. It's hard to really, like, try to talk about things in real time.

[A]

Now. I saw that rampage came out with an apology. Now, it confirms that everything that happened was real.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that was the real interaction. There was nothing that was fake from the wrestler that was knocked unconscious. Like, he wasn't a part of that plan. So that's what I wanted to get out the way before I come on a comedic podcast and break some news. Or some shit.

[B]

I feel like the only part I didn't like and the people, they don't know is Roger Jackson, son of Rampage Jackson went to an event. He's a kick streamer. He went to an event, and this wrestler hit him in the face with a can backstage. He thought it was part of the act. Wrestler didn't know Roger. He apologized to Roger and Raja accepted his apology and then invited him to take be part of the show. He went in there, slammed him, and then punched him like, 22 times, unconscious. He said his mouth was bleeding like he was choking on his own blood. Lost a couple teeth. Now he's in trouble and yada yada for that. Or they're investigating it. The thing I didn't like about it was that obviously if he got hit in the head with a can. Right, Right. I feel like he should have acted then and there. To me, if you apologize, somebody apologize to you, and you accept their apology, and then you then go in when he's in a vulnerable position to then, like, start hitting them like that. It's kind of like a move. Yeah, I would say it's.

[A]

It's really a move because it was. There's every other time frame fits when you could have got your revenge.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But that time frame, the only time you couldn't get your revenge is when you agreed to go on stage and act with them. Because obviously wrestling is fake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you agreed to go on stage and perform with that person, and then you did it when he was the least vulnerable. You could have even waited till after the event and punched him in the back of his head. You got way more respect. Yeah. Oh, you thought about it and you sat and pondered about it, and it pissed you off so much that you hit him in the back of his head. But you waited until a point that even after the slam, I bet you if the dude was, like, still conscious, if he didn't go unconscious, it was just that time where he couldn't defend himself because he didn't know what the fuck was going on. You were supposed to do that. That's just like saying, hey, Pat, for this shot on the skit, you're gonna smack Mike. And then we work on, like, a fake smack, and then I smack you for real at that moment in time. You would have never let me smack you if it was before or after. As soon as I would have moved my hand towards your face, you would have been like, yo, what you doing? So you took the only time to where you could get a free slam he let you have it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cause you're probably supposed to slam him a certain way.

[B]

He powerbombed the fuck out of him.

[A]

Even if he walked behind him by surprise, and if that wasn't a part of the script, I don't think he would have been able to power about him. Do weigh like 300 pounds if you put pressure to the floor. I think Roger's like 170 or some. And it's just like, bro, you wouldn't have been able to lift them. So only he was able to lift him.

[B]

He kind of went with it.

[A]

Yeah, he went with it. Yeah. You fucked him up with that all in the.

[B]

It's going to be interesting to see what happens. Obviously, obviously the guy can sue, but I feel like when people think about him suing Raja, they're thinking they're going to sue his dad too. Yeah. And I don't think it works like that. He's his own. He's his own man.

[A]

So it's a grown man.

[B]

If he has either he's going to do a civil suit and I don't know how much money Roger makes. I'm not going to think he's a millionaire or anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or they can do a criminal suit which then can land him in jail if that happens.

[A]

But I don't know.

[B]

He's a grown. He's a grown guy.

[A]

So the fucked up part about it is just like this is what makes the like the US court system stupid as hopefully it gets resolved out of court and, you know, Roger learns his lesson. Doesn't have to have the like most severe consequences. The guy recovers. Well, everybody gets what they want. That's what obviously is the best outcome. But to like have that situation happen all on stream and like it's going to be, you know, a three, four month process and shit like that is like, bro, what judge can watch that stream?

[B]

Okay, my dog.

[A]

Yeah, you tell me what you was doing here. No, no, no, no, no. Everybody sit the, all the lawyers sit the fog down. I want you to tell me what, what could you say here that says that you didn't do what you're being accused?

[B]

I feel like this is a prime example too of letting like the chat or letting the Internet like gas you up into doing like dumb that you shouldn't do, Bro, it's just like, oh, you can't do that. You can't do that. Or bet you won't do. Oh, you won't let him punk you like that. Yeah, that type of. I feel like people's pride is just like, it's too much sometimes. You gotta let go sometimes.

[A]

Yeah. As. As y' all know, like, we get trolls all the time. Yeah. The worst thing that you can help a troll with is to answer a question that's like, oh, like, oh, that's like somebody asking me, like, Mike or Pat, if Mike punched you, what would you do to him?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I. And I'm on the Internet, like, man, y' all keep asking me about this. He won't do. Yeah, punch me at all that. Like, yo, what did I do? Like, you letting a 13 year old get you hyped for. Yeah, bro.

[B]

And we do get that question a lot. It's like, oh, who would win in a fight between. Because I box and Pat box is also though.

[A]

But niggas are just horny, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who win a fight?

[B]

You know, if I, like, why do I answer that question?

[A]

Yeah, I want y' all in combat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

As a grown man, I never say, like, I never went to, like, two grown men that weren't both professional boxers. Like, it's not like I'm watching, looking at Bud Crawford and Boots, and I'm in a room with him like, yo, I wonder who will win out of y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

Like, that's what they do for a living.

[B]

That's like, that's like our conversation you probably can have with your. Your friends. Like, if, like, the Canelo Crawford fight that's about to happen, we can have conversations about, like, who we think is going to win or. Yeah, what are your thoughts about it? But at least they're both. Yeah. What I say.

[A]

No, no, no. I'm just like, okay, okay.

[B]

I thought you meant. I didn't say Crawford, but it's one of those situations that at least they're getting. They're also getting paid to fight. So it's like we can have those conversations about who we think are gonna win. And they're both masters at their craft. So. Yeah, don't let the Internet gas you. That's what I'm trying to say. Don't let people, even all walks of life people. This is. Don't let anybody, like, steer you off your course, because there's going to be people that's going to try to do that. Especially when you're doing something successful in life, there's going to be people that's going to try to get you off track and they want you to react a certain way.

[A]

And. Yeah. And more likely your response that you're doing right away is going to be your Worst response.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, just sit down and think about.

[B]

It for a little bit. Yeah.

[A]

Because so many people jump on the Internet to defend themselves, and then they end up, like, putting themselves in a deep role. Like, I feel like Young Thug could have took a different route. Yeah. With social media a little bit different, I think. Just wait it out and see what calls come out. Because if one call got leaked and then you're jumping and saying, oh, blah, blah, it's this call. And then you lie once and another call, like, makes it seem like you lied about something else. Now your integrity is gone. Like, nobody's gonna believe what you have to say. You could have just waited, see what came out, and then went about it the correct way. Probably could have dropped the song before you said something.

[B]

I think everybody could have waited in that situation to know what would happen or just, like, keep their. Their business to themselves. Like, if they don't. If they really don't fuck with Gunna. Just, like, I don't. It is what it is. Like, you don't have to throw shots. You don't have to be like, if. You know, it's just. It's just strange because when you take a hard stance on something, it's easy to become a hypocrite.

[A]

So easy.

[B]

Right, Because. And that's why sometimes I always say I use the word I think a lot or nothing definitive. Sometimes I always say that, oh, I think. Or in my opinion. Right. Just because I don't. I'm not saying I'm right for the situation, but just my belief in the moment when you stand and say, oh, this person's a rat. This person a rat. And you might do something that might be rat adjacent.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Then it's like, oh, you just look like a hypocrite. And. And also the other thing too is just you're preaching on the Internet or you're reacting on the Internet. The people who are not in that street life either. It's just a whole bunch of people that are not in the streets. Yeah, I'm not in the streets. None of the niggas on the Internet is in the streets.

[A]

Literally reacting to them nerds calling you about a technicality. Well, actually don't talk to the cops at all. So that makes you a rat. Like, these dudes are literally logging into Amazon workplace every fucking day.

[B]

I think Thug just need to be careful too, because it's like, it's the same situation. I'm not calling him Roger or anything, but don't let the Internet also trick you into doing something. You're on probation. Don't let the Internet trick you into, like, defending yourself or saying too much. Try to defend yourself because in those situations, the cases that already happened and stuff like that, with who shot Lil Wayne's tour bus up and all this type of stuff, you start saying shit like, you know, just start saying shit that cops might have not known already.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So just like, all right, just.

[A]

Just keep.

[B]

Just move on.

[A]

You know, drop music and move on.

[B]

From this whole who is a rat, who's not a rat situation.

[A]

They don't realize it. The new cops are people that, like, you grew up with. Yeah. You know, all that lingo you talking, all that. None of that is going under the. Under the book. They opening. All that. That's all. Yeah.

[B]

All right, let's get to the dating show and.

[A]

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[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it out.

[B]

We also dropping the Pilates vlog in there as well, so you can see me, Gene and Pat do Pilates.

[A]

Thank you. I think you forgot Gene last time.

[B]

No, I think it was key.

[A]

It was a key, I think. So we got. We got a lot.

[B]

I feel like I keep saying myself first.

[A]

I keep thinking, yeah, me is crazy. Yeah, yeah, me very selfish. That's why I'm like, I'm saying.

[B]

I'm like, I'm saying three things, but like, how is it happening?

[A]

We got something special for y'. All. The Patreon, obviously, the vlog. We got, you know, we got. We about to introduce y' all to music producers. DJs, put y' all on. Like, this is very Milwaukee oriented week of crashing Me's podcast going on. So come on, man, show some love. Don't be complaining about shitty.

[B]

This episode, we're actually doing a. A dating show with our boy Tommy.

[A]

Yes, sir. You seen.

[B]

You want to introduce yourself to.

[A]

You see him going viral on TikTok. This is time to go ahead.

[D]

No, I'm Tommy.

[A]

Hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah, simple intro.

[B]

Tommy, we learned is 25 black today.

[A]

Yes, 25 black. So if you hear him say the N word. Whoa. We got Rashad McKiss.

[B]

Oh, man, we got Gene with us. So, yeah, we're just gonna hop right into the dating show and you guys let us know what Y' all got.

[A]

A lot of races here.

[B]

Oh, racist. Yeah, that's how you said racist.

[A]

With the clan in the background. Sponsors, man. What you expect? No, we can do, man. We ready?

[B]

Yep. All right, contestant number one. Just gonna get right into it.

[C]

What's up?

[B]

Go ahead, Tommy.

[D]

All right, if your ex was asked to describe you in one word, what would they say?

[C]

So I've only had, like, three exes, and two of them are very mutual, like breakups. But the one, I guess, that we had, like, a bad breakup or whatever, I guess you would say I was mean. I don't. I wouldn't personally agree with that.

[A]

All right, contestant number two. That's it. Once you give us the word. You trying so hard not to be mean right now. Mean.

[B]

All right, contestant number two. Same question.

[C]

Amazing.

[A]

Okay. No explanation behind that. Yeah.

[D]

All right.

[C]

No. No needed.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Contestant number.

[B]

All right, contestant number four. We'll come back to three.

[A]

Yo, contestant number four.

[C]

Perfect.

[B]

Okay, go ahead.

[A]

Oh, she said perfect. Oh, okay.

[B]

Your ex would describe you as perfect.

[A]

Hello?

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

Perfect.

[D]

Enough said. Enough said.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, contestant number five.

[C]

I'm gonna go off my last X. He would describe me as sweet.

[A]

Sweet. Okay.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

A lot of positive. A lot of positive words here.

[A]

It sound like a lot of y' all still Y' all exes. That's what I'm getting.

[D]

Yeah, actually, that's a good point.

[B]

All right, number six.

[C]

I was going to say crazy. I thought I was going to hear this one a lot, but I'm the first one.

[A]

Yeah, you ain't the only one, girl. Don't you believe that for a second.

[B]

All right, number six. Oh, number seven.

[A]

Sorry, you can't.

[C]

I was about to say we canceled.

[A]

Names, and he got your number wrong. This is terrible.

[C]

No, no, Right. Anyways. No, sorry.

[B]

Stubborn. Where are you from?

[C]

Yes. New Jersey.

[B]

Okay, you sound like.

[A]

Where you.

[B]

Like, where are you from? From. You trying to have an accent?

[A]

Oh, Dominican.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, you like that, Tommy?

[D]

I'm okay with it.

[B]

Number eight.

[C]

My ex would probably describe me as a whore.

[A]

Honesty. Ok. Happen.

[D]

I do appreciate that. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No questions.

[A]

No questions.

[B]

Number nine.

[D]

Yeah, my ex would probably describe me as veiny.

[C]

I'm also Dominican.

[B]

Just keep that in mind, bro.

[A]

Okay. All right, bro.

[D]

Thanks.

[B]

Why are you here?

[A]

All right, all right, all right, let's. So the next part we.

[B]

There's one more.

[A]

Oh, there's one more. My bad.

[B]

Number 10. What's the one right there? The. The Discord logo 91 on that, so.

[A]

It could be at the end.

[B]

Oh, number 91.

[D]

Server deep.

[B]

Okay, number 10 again. And number three. We. We skipped you. So if you're here now, you can speak your piece.

[C]

Like, why am I madness?

[B]

Who's speaking? Who's speaking? Number three. Yes.

[C]

Like, disgustingly.

[A]

Oh, I think she just got bad service.

[B]

I'll say it again. Sorry?

[C]

I said, can you hear me?

[B]

Yeah, we can hear you.

[C]

I'm, like, disgustingly strategic and can be super ambitious and uncompromising.

[B]

That's a real answer. Okay.

[A]

Ain't no real answer. She not following the rules.

[D]

It's a lot more than one word.

[A]

But it was descriptive. We see. You don't listen.

[C]

You asked me to elaborate. That's going to elaborate me.

[A]

He said a lot of words.

[C]

I'm sorry. You don't have.

[A]

Oh, you. Tommy. You see what you're doing? Okay. Got to watch for that notes. Okay, so the next part you'll eliminate. We'll go two people just off the first words. No hard feelings, ladies. And then you'll get a chance to.

[B]

You know, say your piece.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Thank you. Yeah.

[D]

See, the. The problem here is, like, do I go with the honesty, or do I go with, like, the positive adjectives? You know, so. Oh, God. All right. Just correct me if I'm wrong. I might have taken this note wrong, but was it eight? Someone said. Someone said nice, didn't they? I don't know if I took that note correctly, but it was. It wasn't eight, was it?

[A]

Okay, eight. Let's unmute eight. Yo, eight.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you hear him?

[C]

We need context about the horror.

[D]

Yeah, that was. I think that was the one that. Okay, see, this is a.

[A]

This is.

[C]

My ex was wildly insecure. He had this idea in his head that I was like, all my friends, but he was the real cheater, so.

[A]

You know, so he. He was projecting.

[D]

Okay, okay.

[B]

He didn't. Nothing.

[C]

It was projecting real bad.

[A]

So you never cheated on him? Nothing. All right.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

You know what?

[C]

No, I never cheated on anybody. I'm.

[D]

That's.

[C]

I'm very loyal.

[D]

I like that. We're gonna keep you safe, then.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Okay.

[D]

I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with three just because I do appreciate the definition of elaborate, but it felt a little sassy. So I'm gonna go with. With three. I'm sorry.

[A]

And.

[D]

I'm gonna go with one. I. I understand your ex might call you mean. But I don't like that word as much, so we're go with One and three.

[A]

Okay, let's. Let's give them. Okay. Time to speak your piece. We'll go with number one. Speak your piece.

[C]

Okay. So the only reason why I said mean in that specific relationship was because there were times that I would hold him accountable for stuff and in terms of, like, communication. So there were times where he would go out with his boys, and I was completely fine with that. And I'll be like, what time are you getting home? He'd be like, oh, I'm getting home at 12. Okay, cool. Why is it 6am and you're still not home? Now I'm about to cut you out.

[B]

He could have been hooping with his boys.

[A]

Yeah, sometimes whose sessions go to 6am is crazy.

[B]

Sometimes. A lot of times. Some people are busy during the day.

[A]

Sound like your man had mama mentality. Bro is locked in.

[C]

He was definitely not Uber in other ways.

[B]

Anyway, we appreciate you guys for coming on the show.

[A]

Oh, dude, she did the. Who else got eliminated? 3. She spoke her piece.

[D]

She had.

[B]

She elaborated last time already.

[D]

Yeah, she did. She collaborated already.

[A]

Yeah. 3. You got any last words? Did she leave? Okay, on to the next round.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

Who is this? Three. Who's this? Three, Any last words?

[C]

Am I unmuted?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Any last words for what?

[A]

No, you're being eliminated.

[C]

Sorry. Okay, bye.

[A]

I feel it. Okay. Okay, we're gonna go on around two. There's. There's eight contestants left.

[D]

What's the pettiest reason you've ever ghosted someone?

[B]

Ask it one more time. Sorry.

[D]

What's the pettiest reason you've ever ghosted someone?

[B]

We're gonna start. Oh, go ahead. My bad. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[C]

Let's just start with, sorry, I was unmuted.

[B]

Oh, no, you're good.

[A]

Just go ahead. We just gotta remember.

[C]

Okay, so I went on this date with this guy, and this was my first time seeing him in person. We went to the movie theaters. He got out his car. Tell me why this man had skinny ass jeans on in 2025. And not even that those jeans had rips in them.

[A]

You did?

[C]

At his grown ass age in 2025.

[A]

Wait, so is this your first time seeing him get dressed? No Internet photos before the date?

[C]

Well, I saw him in person once, but he was like, grocery shopping and it was late at night, so he had on like. Like pajamas, I guess. And so this was my first time seeing him actually like, dressed up for a date.

[A]

So you would rather see him in the pajamas again?

[C]

Yes, because it's just skinny Jeans.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And they were, like, tight. Tight. And they had holes.

[B]

We're gonna start from the top again. Number 10. Number 10. Are we gonna go to number four? Am I seeing this right, Marty? Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Oh, my bad, y'. All. I went on a date with a guy, and it was cool, but at the end of the day, like, when I dropped him back off home, he wanted to kiss me, and his breath was stink. No.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You guys didn't get that close the whole day?

[C]

No, we had. Went to the little race car thingy. We, like, race and stuff.

[A]

Wait, did y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

Did y' all eat anything on that date?

[C]

We did eat. We did eat at the race car thingy.

[A]

Okay, what did y' all eat?

[C]

I asked me, like, cheddar cheese fries.

[A]

Oh, yeah, your breath was stinking, too. You were just willing to kiss through it.

[B]

No, it's cool.

[A]

It's cool.

[D]

He's willing to commit.

[A]

It was a different type of stink.

[C]

It was stinky. It was like halitosis stinky. I can do a little thing. Like, a little, you know, we just ate. But no, that was stinky. Stinky.

[B]

Stinky, stinky, stink, Stink.

[A]

I've never heard of that before. Times two.

[B]

All right, where are we at with it, Marty? Five assessment number five.

[C]

Okay. The whole date was a mess, but I'm going to say the biggest reason why he got ghosted. When I walked up to him, he was bodybuilder big. Like, I thought he hit the gym a little bit. Maybe a little muscle. No, he was big as. And I'm just like, I did a skinny man. I did a fat man, but I draw the line at bodybuilder big.

[A]

Okay, does that. You want to comment on that?

[D]

You know? Yeah. So you don't like the big muscles, but you're.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Elaborate on that for me a little bit.

[A]

Like, you don't know.

[C]

Okay, look, if you date a chubby man, he. He big. He fluffy. When you lay on him, it's comfortable. If you date a skinny man, it's the same. Like, it's still a level of comfort. Like, it's not. It might be a little pretty nice. It's pretty chill. He was just like. Like, mind you, he was like, oh, I'm five foot six. When I meet him, he was like, five, three. Like, we're basically the same height. So that threw me off, too. It's like, you're short, and then it's like you're big, but you're not even chubby. You're just like, your arm Your arm is, like, as big as my body.

[A]

Next contestant. We don't have to look.

[B]

I feel like I hear echo.

[C]

Okay, this is pretty stupid, but I ghosted a guy for. We went on a date to take my dog to the dog park, and he did. Not with my dog at all. He barely talked to my dog, like, said, oh, you cute girl, or whatever. Like, acknowledged it called its name. Just kind of weird behavior for a dog. Like, what did it do to you?

[D]

Poor dog manners. Is that what you're saying?

[C]

Yeah. Poor dog etiquette.

[A]

Okay, all right, all right, all right.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, I'm not gonna lie. Blank there in hers.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Tommy was listening. I made this a show, you know.

[D]

Hey, I'm here for it.

[B]

All right, next contestant.

[C]

Okay, I went on a date with the guy to the movies, and he told me that his favorite part about me was the fact that I had dsl.

[B]

Dsl? Internet.

[C]

No, no, no. My lips.

[A]

Oh, got it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What's dsl?

[D]

Yeah, I don't know what that is either.

[A]

Dick Sucker lips. Thank you. I don't understand that. I'm not, like. I wouldn't.

[B]

Sucker lips.

[A]

Oh, your lips look great.

[C]

They got. No. And they got so sexual.

[A]

How did that. It was the first time meeting him. What's your. What's her ig. Just for research purposes.

[C]

Research purposes.

[A]

Y' all see, this way she say purposes, not too much. Oh, my bad, my bad.

[C]

Chill off me, okay?

[A]

I'm chilling off you.

[B]

All right, Next contestant.

[A]

She want ysl, not dsl.

[C]

Okay, so this may not be petty for y', all, but I also went on a date with a man at the movie, and I did show up a couple minutes later than the time that I told him that I would be there. And so in return, he told me, oh, you gonna pay for my. His popcorn and his sodas.

[A]

Wait, wait. He said, you're gonna pay for his what?

[C]

His soda and his popcorn. He wanted me to pay for, you know, his sex. Okay.

[A]

Getting fined for a date is crazy. He finds your ass.

[B]

What was his reason, though?

[C]

Okay, it was because I was late. I was, like, two minutes later than what? The time I said that I was gonna be there.

[A]

How old is he?

[B]

Was it wise?

[C]

Mind you, we get in the movie, and he's. It's a scary movie. Went to go see together. He's shrieking. He's like, you know, in a ball in the theater, just being real scared. And I'm just looking at him. I'm like, whoa. Like, this movie ain't Even that scary like Jeffy to be acting like that, so.

[A]

No way.

[C]

What about a bad day?

[A]

So, Tommy, how do you.

[B]

How do you feel about tardiness? Tommy?

[D]

Yeah, not a fan of tardiness. I'm usually pretty early to things, so. But I would never find someone for. For being late, so that's kind of crazy too. I don't know.

[A]

How do you feel about scary movies?

[C]

Would you find me?

[D]

I wouldn't find you, but I'm also not gonna see a scary.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Because I hate scary movies, so.

[C]

Oh, so we can see a good old rom com.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Action movie. You like Marvel, you like dc?

[A]

Both. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, we can kick it at the movie. Oh, yeah, we gotta see that scary.

[A]

She leaving here with something.

[C]

I am leaving here with her.

[D]

Okay. I like the determination.

[B]

All right, next contestant.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Bro had took me out and he expected me to go half on the bill. I said nuh, bro.

[B]

Who is this nigga from? Why is he here? How'd he get in chat? You know it's a dating show, right? He hacked the disc.

[C]

I'm just looking for a cool homie or whatever.

[D]

Loneliness epidemic, man. It's real.

[B]

Oh, so you're not looking for love, you're just looking for a homie?

[A]

I mean. I mean, wherever. Like.

[D]

The lack of clarity here is scary.

[C]

If anyone want to ask questions, let bro do it.

[A]

You got any questions for.

[B]

You can eliminate him at any time.

[D]

I just feel like he's kind of vibes, so I'm just like, no, but yeah, that's crazy too. That's crazy.

[A]

Bro, you're copying off that other girl that said she was Dominican.

[B]

You're not Dominican. Nigga is not Dominican.

[A]

Say something in Spanish.

[C]

Dominican.

[A]

Dominicans speak Spanish, right? What? Wait, what? What did he just say?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Wait, what did he just say? I didn't understand it.

[B]

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[A]

Who's next?

[B]

10. Contestant number 10. Sorry. What the. Sorry about that.

[C]

Yeah, so. Oh, no worries. Oh, I ghosted this dude because he got me the wrong water.

[B]

What type of water?

[D]

Yeah, what kind of water was it.

[C]

He was trying to give me? Purified water.

[A]

Oh, no, need that.

[D]

Natural spring water.

[C]

And I drink spring. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, you sound strict.

[C]

But, well, no, like, I mean, you asked me did I want some water, and I say, yeah, I drink spring. And now we're in a conversation about what is spring water, and you can't taste the difference in water. And I'm like, bro, like, I'll give you the dollar. I just want spring water.

[A]

Now you trying to treat a nigga like he Norbert or something.

[C]

I just love spring water.

[A]

Touch my seat.

[C]

We'Re speechless. And then it became like, you too good to drink great value water. I'm like, how do we get here?

[A]

You lucky this ain't my show.

[C]

Valentine's Day.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So you don't drink. You only drink spring water? Spring water.

[C]

I only drink spring water.

[B]

And you think you can tell I.

[C]

Drink my own water?

[A]

I don't even think she could tell the difference.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I've won money off less, but, like, yeah, no, I could taste the difference. It's just. I mean, but I don't drink all spring water either. You know, some people just walk around with a bottle for a label. I'll bring my own water.

[A]

She got a little slick mouth. I swear, she be like.

[B]

It's like.

[A]

It's like she having a conversation with me, but she demeaning me at the same time. I want money off less.

[C]

Not bad, but.

[A]

Oh, no, no, don't try that. Oh, you crazy.

[C]

I'm not on the show.

[A]

This is him.

[C]

I don't want you to feel offended.

[A]

No, you're good. You're good.

[C]

It's just one of those things, you know what I'm saying? I think it's similar to people who carry, like, hot sauce with them or whatever. Like, I know I drink a certain type of water, so don't ask me and then kind of, like, question me on it. I gave you an answer, you know, and if you couldn't get it, cool, I'll just go get it myself.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What you got to say about that, Tommy?

[D]

Yeah, I mean, like, I discriminate with water, too. Hey, look, Dasani and Awkwafina are terrible.

[C]

They are terrible.

[A]

Just the water, everybody. Just the white.

[D]

Let's Be clear. Just water.

[B]

This is the mayor.

[A]

It's not a metaphor either. God damn. Dasani. Think they could just run around town? I mean. Sorry. Water. Oh, wait.

[D]

Sorry. I was talking about water. Sorry.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, man. All right. Was that all the contestants for this round? How many people should eliminate this round?

[A]

I think. Where we at? We at eight right now, maybe. I think we should. We got four questions left. I think we should get down to six.

[D]

So two more.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, that's two more.

[B]

You can eliminate dude, too.

[D]

Yeah, I think. I think it might be time. I think. Contestant number nine. So I appreciate the vibes and the lack of clarity.

[A]

Problem with you guys these days.

[C]

Y' all always looking for these women.

[A]

Being lustful when the dude right in.

[C]

Front of you is special.

[B]

What the.

[A]

Wait.

[C]

That's your problem, bro. You being lustful.

[A]

You're being lustful. Okay, okay. Is there anything you gotta say about, like, the other contestants before?

[B]

Not, like.

[A]

Be respectful.

[C]

I mean, I'm Dominican.

[A]

I got.

[C]

I got dsl, too, bro. Like, what's up?

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

Okay. Remove him from the whole. Please. Sorry about that.

[A]

Remove him from the whole discord. I don't know how he got into this, so he must literally sit in our discord all day. Oh, my God. Discord troll.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

All right, you can limit.

[A]

Who's the other one?

[D]

I think we're going with. I. I put a star next to number six.

[C]

I think.

[D]

Number six. I think that was one.

[B]

What was your answer?

[C]

Got a star. Poor dog.

[B]

Park.

[A]

Oh, it's a dog one. Oh, the one.

[B]

I blanked on that one anyway, so.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, I just went off blank, though. She said, love you.

[D]

Oh, hey, appreciate that.

[C]

Yeah, I love you.

[D]

Appreciate that. But, yeah, very nice.

[A]

See? Better than me. I would have brought her back.

[D]

Can. Can you do that?

[A]

Yeah, you can bring her back if you eliminate somebody else right away.

[D]

So I'd have to eliminate someone else then.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what? Just for that, we'll. I think we're gonna go with number five, then.

[C]

Thank you. Oh, my God. Wow. All because I said a bodybuilder. I just thought that was the pettiest reason. Like, ain't nobody asked me shit out of all. I promise you. It was a long list. He started talking. His voice was a dead giveaway he was gay.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Hey, man, Shit works out good sometimes.

[C]

Isn't that crazy, man?

[A]

We appreciate you coming on the show.

[D]

Yeah, thank you.

[C]

Nah, it was cool. It was cool. Happy to be here. I missed my opportunity last time. Cause I missed the call.

[A]

So. Hey, perfect. Perfect. You here now.

[C]

All right.

[A]

How's it going, man? Like you dodged your bullets. Hey, look.

[D]

Sometimes.

[A]

Hey, don't it. That's crazy.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

All right, let's go.

[B]

You can ask some of the questions too.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

For purposes.

[A]

Oh, yeah. True. Y' all need to.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let's go. So, hey, welcome to round three. You made it. Ladies, we'll start off with this question right here. Okay, this is a scenario question. You're on a date. And the bill comes to $137.48. Tommy says he forgot his wallet.

[B]

What's your next move, Contestant number two.

[C]

Yeah. So for on the day he said he forgot his wallet, I'll pay the bill. And then I think I might have to low key say bye because how you being that forgetful on a date?

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Like, I feel like that's.

[B]

That's fair.

[A]

I'm gonna have you hold your answers. I don't want anybody switching their answers because the way you feel.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Let's go. Next, contestant number four. Number four.

[C]

Wait, how much was.

[A]

Was. 137.48.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna say it, but he gonna have.

[A]

Wait, he gonna have to What? What? What is he gonna have to do?

[C]

He's just bullying you.

[A]

I'll let you. I'll let you respond to that one.

[D]

Hey, look. Gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I like that.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[D]

Hey.

[A]

What? No laughs in her voice. She said, I like that. Okay. All right, next contestant number six. That was a weird way to hold up six. Marty off.

[C]

I pay. And I would try to think that it's a positive thing. Like he's too nervous. Remember his wallet and not a malicious thing.

[D]

Always assume positive intent.

[A]

The Riz. God, whoever was just talking a little laugh too. Okay, next contestant. Who's it?

[C]

Okay, 137 with whatever sense I'm gonna pay, but I'm ghosting him after.

[A]

Honesty, though, right?

[D]

Okay, fair.

[A]

Because he might not even be a person that really forget his wallet, so who knows? Okay. I like the honesty, though. Yeah. Learning a lot these days.

[D]

Transparency is key.

[A]

Don't forget your wallet.

[C]

Fellas, fellas, I got a question for you.

[D]

Wait, wait, wait.

[A]

Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Are we at a restaurant where they take Apple Pay? Because I know you ain't forget your phone. You can probably use Apple Pay. I'm resourceful. I'm trying to think of other ways for you to pay.

[B]

No, we had a restaurant. Don't take Car.

[D]

We're at a hole in the wall.

[C]

For the most of us.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, let's take that.

[B]

Let's take.

[C]

We're in the hole in the wall.

[A]

Yeah. Let's take. No. Apple pay. So what's it. What's the next step for you?

[C]

You know, just for you, Tommy. I might take the bill.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Might.

[C]

I might have to take that one. Take that one for the team.

[A]

What's the aftermath? What's the conversation after? Because it sound like you got a lot to say.

[C]

When we get in the car on the way back, I'm gonna ask you to go ahead and Apple pay me, because I know you got your phone. That's the part that y' all missing. You can send me the money.

[A]

Okay. I. With it. Yeah. We got a critical thinker. Yeah. All right. Sourceful is that next one. How many we got Left? Contestant number 10. 10. Number 10. Okay, moving on.

[C]

Hello? Oh, can you hear me?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, you know. Yep.

[C]

I'll pay it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Right.

[C]

I think a lot of other factors go into that, like who initiated the day, how. How long we've been dating. Is this the first date, or is it like a fourth day?

[A]

Damn. She thinking, man, might be a little bit too smart.

[C]

Yeah, I'll. I'll. I'll do. Well, you gotta be intentional with people because time is the one thing we can't get back. Right? So I'm not gonna waste it.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You lucky this ain't my show. She'd be out here. I don't want no philosophers. Oh, my God. Oh, she making Close up and about time. All right, how many is that everybody? Okay, that's everybody. Okay, let's make an elimination here. Any. Any before Tommy makes elimination. Anything from you, Mike?

[B]

Oh, no, I'm just.

[A]

You want to give me any advice bro to bro?

[B]

What's that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

[A]

6. Any. Any advice from.

[B]

I don't even remember some of the answers. I'm not gonna lie.

[A]

You've been. You've been spacing out a lot.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

You watch every season. I get it.

[B]

I remember in the moment, though.

[A]

Okay. Any advice you want to give them before you make this Eliminate? Because we're going down to. We're going down to three after this. That's a big it. Yeah.

[D]

Big elimination.

[A]

Yeah. Big elimination. Just follow your heart, man. Follow your heart.

[B]

Think with your heart.

[A]

Niggas get a worse advice.

[B]

That's why I didn't give anything.

[D]

Okay, man, this is a tough one. I liked eight's resourcefulness with the Apple pay. I like that because you were about your business. Appreciate that.

[C]

10.

[D]

Nuance, you know, is this a first date? Is this a trend? What's going on? I want to know more. Okay, that's good. I like that. Six, always assume positive intent. Four, eat booty. So that was interesting too. I'm gonna go with.

[C]

Oh, man.

[D]

I'm gonna go with two.

[A]

Just stop right there. Two. Okay, two. Any last words? That way we can remember.

[C]

Yeah, I guess it wasn't meant to be. You lost a real one. For real, for real. Damn. Oh, that's all I gotta say.

[A]

Do. When people say that, does that automatically mean it's true? Like. Oh, no way.

[C]

I never lie.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Good job, Tommy.

[D]

Playing 40 chess over here.

[B]

He knows ball.

[D]

All right, next one. You know, I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with eight. Although I like the resourcefulness, I'm gonna go with eight on that one.

[A]

Okay, eight.

[C]

Wow, Tommy. I thought we really had something going on. Are you for real? Are you for real? You're not. What are you, white?

[D]

A quarter black. So I'm biracial. Severely light skinned.

[B]

Okay, you're 25% black.

[C]

We wasn't gonna work out. No way. Oh, I'm here for my black kings. Black kings forever.

[A]

Nobody. Never.

[C]

We weren't gonna work out. No way. That's how I love here, though.

[D]

Respect.

[A]

All right. You got good instincts, bro. You like.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Next one. Next one. You're eliminated.

[B]

But that was it, right?

[A]

No, three.

[D]

Doing three.

[A]

Three.

[D]

Oh, it's a big elimination.

[B]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[A]

And then.

[D]

Man, I'm have to go with. Have to go with six. I like the always assuming positive intent, but I feel like you can get taken advantage of times too.

[C]

We'll find our way back to each other.

[A]

Okay. The Riz Meister. I hear you, girl. Now that's crazy. Okay, so we down to three? No. Sean, you want to read the next question?

[B]

Oh, yeah. All right, this is round three. All right, you walk into the club and see your man dancing with another girl. What exactly do you do in the next 30 seconds? Oh, contestant number. What are we doing, Marty? 10.

[A]

Oh, unmute yourself too.

[B]

Oh, there we are.

[C]

All right. I walk in the club. I see you dancing with another woman in the first 30 seconds. What am I doing?

[A]

She sound crazy?

[C]

I mean, probably. Probably nothing. It's 30 seconds. I'mma wait for you to see me. Like, I think that's what I'm waiting on. I'm waiting for you to See me.

[A]

What if you look at him and then he. And he keep dancing.

[C]

Oh, okay. Well, go ahead. Have fun. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go somewhere else. Like, you clearly out there doing that, so let me go get a drink.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Or something. Like, I just. Because I don't know who that is.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Good or bad, you don't want to blow up. But you don't want to blow up the spot, though. I respect that.

[C]

No, we ain't blowing up the spot. Okay, we'll talk about that later.

[A]

Okay. Damn, she's smooth. Okay. Or, yeah, she gonna back in her day. Nobody should be putting their hands on nobody.

[B]

Number four.

[C]

Quite frankly, I' ma start dancing with y'. All. I have the life of the party, and I'm gonna turn the up.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. How do you fit yourself in there, though? That's what I'm trying to get.

[D]

What's the approach?

[B]

Like, if he's getting, like, juked on, you know, like, the type of juking, like. Like, his holding him back.

[A]

He getting twerk. No, that's so crazy. Know your girl.

[C]

I'm literally gonna start dancing on her. Like, we all gonna be dancing.

[B]

Okay. I'd be so afraid.

[A]

Like, your girl just start dancing. She never looking in your eyes. She just danced or shit. Tell you I'm dead. Okay. Okay, next one.

[C]

Long as that's.

[A]

Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[C]

Yap is crazy. Don't call she a yapper. No. Since we're dancing with other people, I mean, I'm gonna dance with other people.

[B]

The revenge angle.

[A]

Tip for tat. You got what, man? Yeah.

[B]

Is that how you are in relationships? You're kind of like. You meet them with the same energy?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Feel it. All right. Just give me some more information to add on to.

[A]

Yeah. Mike. Trying to get you eliminated by us. No, I'm not.

[B]

I'm not doing that.

[A]

Mike. Dirty macking like a. All right, you have to eliminate one woman.

[D]

One this time.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Just one.

[D]

Yeah, we got a good diversity of answers there. One kind of stand yourself, letting it be. Another taking control of the moment, kind of saying, you know what? I'm just gonna intervene and any other revenge. So that's tough. I'm probably gonna go with contestant number seven because of the revenge portion. Although you might be getting done wrong in the situation. Revenge kind of scares me, so.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Speak your piece.

[B]

Number seven, right?

[A]

Seven, you said?

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Seven.

[C]

I mean, it's okay. It's okay. Tommy, I still love you, but I love more.

[A]

What? What?

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. Nothing crazy. That's my boy. He's my favorite one. I'm sorry. I love Mike, too, but I just love Mike more. I mean, I love Pat Moore. My phone.

[A]

Sweet. Fair enough. Fair enough.

[B]

Hey, that's fair.

[A]

Yeah. Call me Chris Paul. I'm Chris Paul. I love y'. All.

[B]

I appreciate you.

[A]

Bounce pass, brother. I need me to set you up. This is. Yeah.

[B]

The max job.

[A]

I said, don't let him do you like that class.

[B]

I went down and said.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Down to two contestants. We got the last question. Look. How many questions did you read?

[D]

I think I read. I read two of them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is there how many contestants left? Two.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

This round, we're gonna. Before we ask you guys a question, we're gonna let you guys ask Tommy a question. Okay? So contestant number four.

[C]

Do you like black girls for real? Or is this, like, experiment.

[D]

Insightful question.

[C]

This type of day? I need to.

[D]

No, I appreciate it.

[A]

Not. Not answering with an immediate yes is crazy.

[D]

No, no.

[B]

Know I was a little taken back by it, though.

[A]

Insightful.

[D]

Ah, yes. Actually, that's a really good question, Tommy.

[B]

Tommy's 25% black, though.

[D]

Yes. I don't discriminate when it comes to women, so.

[C]

Well, baby, I'm a hundred.

[A]

Well, that make y' all 125.

[D]

Yeah, but I. I like. I like black women. Yes.

[C]

Nice, you stuttering boo.

[A]

No way. Okay, next contestant.

[C]

Okay, My bad.

[D]

I feel like you wanted a specific answer there.

[B]

Next contestant.

[C]

Yeah, okay. Sorry. I was. I was really excited when y' all said Chris Paul because I've been following him since Wake Forest, so. Love some CP3.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Noseball.

[C]

Okay, my question for you is, like, what is something that you're working on getting better at and why? Like, what's the motivator?

[D]

That's a really good question. I'm trying to be better at confidence. I'm not a confident person, but, you know, I'm trying to be more confident in life, so that's something I every day try to be more confident, so.

[A]

Nice. All right, any response to that?

[C]

No, I like it. It's a vulnerable answer.

[B]

All right.

[A]

We'Re not going to eliminate anybody. No.

[B]

We're going to ask two back to back questions for you. So Pat's gonna ask the first one, and I'm gonna ask the next one. So to contestant number four, and then we'll let Tommy pick from there.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Better.

[A]

All right, the question is, what's one toxic trait you bring to a relationship that most men can't handle?

[C]

I will go through your phone. Do not do that unlocked.

[A]

How do you. How do you find. When. When do you do. This is more like a nighttime thing for you, or you're like, if the person's taking a nap, or do you do it right in front of them?

[C]

Anytime.

[A]

Say it one more time.

[C]

Morning, night, after the bathroom, you better take a shower with it. Unlock. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

[B]

What's the worst thing you found in your partner's phone? Probably.

[A]

What.

[C]

About somebody else? Not me.

[A]

Oh, God. Okay, got it. Cheat. He cheated on. He was cheating.

[B]

Oh, what the.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You legit could have just said that.

[B]

You're just like.

[A]

He was getting.

[C]

I'm from Florida. I'm the Florida baby.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I with it.

[B]

All right, next question. Why did your last relationship end?

[C]

Because I made a text and I pretend to be somebody else.

[D]

You pretended to be.

[C]

But I'm perfect. Don't forget that part.

[A]

Wait, what'd she do?

[D]

What'd you say?

[C]

I made a text now, and I pretended to be his ex.

[A]

Oh, oh, and you, like, tricked him into, like, catfished him?

[C]

Yeah, because he was still texting her. He told me he's from here. I have blocked and stuff. So I had text him, and he was like, I swear to God, my phone got you blocked? Right in. I'm for real.

[B]

All right, next contestant.

[A]

Maybe your instincts ain't too good. Tell me that's what you left with. You want us to repeat the questions or can you remember.

[C]

You said the first. Repeat the question. Because I heard the red flag.

[A]

I got you. What's one toxic trait you bring to a relationship that most men can't handle?

[C]

Okay. I get focused on stuff like hyper focus. And if you don't tell me directly, you can get neglected. Right. So, for instance, I said, three year, five year, go to myself if I get close to finishing something. Tunnel vision. And so time and stuff is not real because that's the main focus. That can be an issue for sure.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

And why'd your last relationship end?

[C]

We were moving on two different timelines.

[A]

Right. Because you were so focused.

[B]

What was his timeline?

[C]

So he was definitely like, oh, you can have a kid. But this conversation happened six months before I finished my master's, so I'm focused on finishing my master's, and I felt like it wasn't a respect, like, you get your hustle, I support your hustle. When it's time for me to get focused on mine, like, support me.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And that wouldn't support if that Was.

[B]

I mean, Tommy. I guess this is. The floor is yours to make a choice. Not a hard choice.

[A]

Gotta master it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I think I'm gonna have to eliminate number four, mainly because of the phone thing probably. And then the. The catfishing your boyfriend as your. As his ex kind of thing. That was kind of.

[A]

And she's gonna make you eat ass.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, wait.

[D]

It was eat booty Payback.

[A]

This is the worst contestant of all time. She just won her ass eaten to just go through your phone.

[C]

Yeah, you shut up. You go ahead.

[A]

And. She's immature. It's crazy.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

No way. We found the worst contestant in the last round.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I don't love talk to you like that. You. You tried your best.

[C]

I won't.

[B]

We appreciate. Yeah, we appreciate you indeed. You have a good one.

[C]

Yeah. I appreciate y'. All. Thanks for the opportunity. Bye.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Bye, Ryan. Or way up.

[B]

Oh, man, that plant the seeds.

[A]

That was so crazy. You already. You dissed. You call that one the last girl a stud. And she wasn't a stud, so you lost forever.

[B]

I did call her a stud. She was stud adjacent, though.

[A]

She's in the ballpark of stu. No, she literally was like evolving into a stud. She's just not there yet.

[D]

She hadn't realized it herself.

[B]

We. Contestant number 10, you are the. The winner. Congratulations.

[A]

Congrats.

[C]

Yay.

[A]

All right, any. Any last words you want to say before anything.

[B]

You got a shout out to.

[C]

Shout out. Chris Paul.

[A]

You want to say anything to Tommy.

[C]

I mean, Tommy know what it is. That's why I'm here.

[A]

She smoothed in a mother.

[D]

It's that master skin.

[A]

She definitely gonna pay. Thank you, bro. G. Too smooth.

[B]

All right. You have a good one. That's fire.

[A]

Hey.

[D]

I found love.

[A]

They know her real name.

[D]

Contestant number 10.

[B]

So hope you guys enjoyed that episode. Let us know. This is our first time actually doing it with a guy contestant.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And that was the part. It was a little. It was a little hard to kind of like to see how it was going to make us. It's easier to joke with the guys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Especially, like, their answers and stuff like that. But I don't know. Women came through today.

[A]

No, they definitely came through. They showed up. We definitely were a little worried about it, obviously, because we haven't done it before and it's only our third dating show. But we definitely want to do something for the women in the community because they keep saying sometimes we skipping over them and sometimes we do with some of the stuff we talk about. So we want to have a show for the ladies. Fellas. You actually can learn a couple things from this episode. I'm telling you that you gotta eat some booty, bro. That's what it's looking like. We ain't gotta pay for. Just eat some ass.

[B]

Oh, anything you gotta shout out, Tommy.

[D]

No. Those good vibes. I feel like contestants did a really good job.

[A]

Yes. Follow him on Instagram at. There you go. He sing. He be dancing and shit.

[B]

No, you're singing, actually is surprisingly really good. Yeah, in a sense. In a sense that when you see your. It's a really good contrast, though, because obviously in your videos, I see you, like, you know, doing your dances and stuff like that, and then your music is very, like, mellow, and it was just really good. It's just like a different contrast.

[D]

Keep people on their toes.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, I like that.

[A]

Yeah. No, I fuck with it, though. Very ain't 25. I didn't know you were black.

[D]

Yeah. Hey, hurry here first, you know, there's.

[A]

A couple more memes I could essentially do.

[D]

You qualified for a couple more.

[A]

You know, sometimes you see, like, your white friends post, like, memes, but the main part of the meme is, like.

[D]

At a concert with you, and you're like, are you gonna say it?

[A]

No, I was like. I was following. Just side note. I was. I started following this girl who's white, and she's in, like, she does something in the podcast industry, so I followed her just to, like, network and stuff like that. And she shared something, and she was like, I hate when don't call back. And I'm just like.

[D]

I don't know how to feel about this meme.

[A]

We gonna unfollow real quick. What do you mean by that?

[B]

Oh, she posted the meme of her.

[A]

Yeah. She posted a meme? Yeah. She didn't say it. She posted a meme saying. And I always feel weird when people like doing that when it's specifically you're saying it in the thing. Just be like. Or it's like, niggas be like. And it's a white person. What do you mean? Niggas be like. But, yeah, appreciate y'. All. You know, go check out everything that Mike said, because I forgot.

[B]

We'll put everything in the description. All right, y', all.

[A]

Without the mud with Rashad McCann.

[B]

All right, y'. All. Peace.