Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 222 Summary

Episode Title: Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3
Release Date: September 3, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson (Pat) & Michael Esiobu (Mike)
Special Guest: Tommy
Format: Comedy, Dating Show, Current Events

Episode Overview

Pat and Mike return with the third edition of their dating show series, “Finding Our Listeners Love,” featuring their friend Tommy as the bachelor picking a potential match from a lively panel of contestants. Before jumping into the dating show, the hosts riff on current events, viral gossip, internet culture, and their signature blend of personal stories and sharp humor, setting the casual, joke-heavy tone listeners love. The episode is packed with relatable moments, playful banter, and plenty of memorable one-liners.

Key Discussion Points & Segments

Current Events & Internet Culture (00:54–22:01)

• Leaked Celebrity Calls:
  Discussion around the headlines about leaked phone calls among rappers (Young Thug, 21 Savage, Lil Baby), and the anxiety around personal messages being made public.

  • “When stuff starts to get leaked, whatever you think is bad, there’s always something worse…somebody’s in panic mode right now.” — Pat (01:20)

• Out-of-Pocket Texts and Dark Humor:
  How jokes among friends might not look good if exposed, and the “hate” often mistaken online.

  • “If that text got leaked, it’d be like, nah, Mike really hating on this dude.” — Mike (02:39)

• Podcast & Merch Updates:
  Behind-the-scenes insight into technical/audio difficulties, delays in merchandise, and listeners’ requests for more video content.

• On Friendship & “Gentle Friendships”:
  The hosts consider how authentically themselves they are with their friends and acquaintances, riffing on the need (or not) for “gentle” handling in male friendships.

• Uber Eats & Rideshare “Adventures”:
  Hilarious takes on lazy delivery drivers, questionable Uber car standards, awkward rideshares, and etiquette about sitting in the front seat.

  • “There has to be an age limit on Uber Eats!” — Mike (09:57)
  • “If you’re on a date, you gotta boss up now…that Uber Black gonna be the same price no matter where you at.” — Pat (10:55)

• Raja Jackson Wrestling Incident:
  Thoughtful (and comedic) breakdown of recent viral drama involving Rampage Jackson’s son Raja, an apology-gone-wrong, and online overreactions.

  • “The only part I didn’t like…if you apologize, somebody apologize to you, and you accept, and then you go in when he's vulnerable—that's a bitch move.” — Mike (13:36)
  • Cautionary advice about not letting internet trolls or chat instigate unnecessary drama.

Dating Show: “Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3” (25:02–76:40)

Structure:

• Tommy, the bachelor, asks questions to a panel of contestants (mostly women, with a rogue male troll), eliminating through several rounds based on their responses.

Key Dating Show Segments & Memorable Moments

1. First Impressions (26:33–35:12):
   Contestants answer: “If your ex described you in one word, what would it be?”

   • Mix of answers: “mean,” “amazing,” “perfect,” “sweet,” “stubborn,” “veiny,” “whore,” etc.
   • Honesty and humor both on display.
   • “My ex would probably say I’m a whore.” — Contestant 8 (29:22)
   • Tommy begins eliminating for red flags or dodgy vibes.

2. Petty Ghosting Stories (35:12–49:02):

   • Question: “What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ghosted someone?”
   • Standouts: skinny jeans with rips (35:55), bad breath (36:55), too muscular (38:10), disrespect for her dog, someone wanting to split the bill, the wrong kind of bottled water (46:04, sparked a heated bottled water debate).
   • Hilarious exchanges over personal quirks.
   • “He tried to give me purified water…I drink spring—I love spring water.” — Contestant 10 (46:04)

3. Test of Generosity (52:10–55:54):
   Scenario: If Tommy forgets his wallet on a $137 date, what would you do?

   • Some contestants say they’d pay & then ghost him, others would pay but expect reimbursement, or look for Apple Pay options.
   • “I’m gonna pay, but he gonna have to eat booty when we get back.” — Contestant 4 (53:07)

4. Club Scenarios (60:10–63:10):

   • Question: What do you do if you see your man dancing with another woman in the club?
   • Responses: wait to be noticed, join the dancing, go dance with others/out of revenge.
   • Tommy eliminates for “revenge energy”:
     • “Although you might be done wrong, revenge kinda scares me.” — Tommy (63:57)

5. Contestants’ Questions for Tommy & Final Rounds (65:05–71:48):

   • Contestants ask Tommy a question in return (“Do you actually like Black women or is this an experiment?” — Contestant 4, 65:21)
   • Tommy answers candidly about confidence and identity.
   • Toxic trait confessions and relationship-ending stories:
     • Contestant 4: “I’ll go through your phone. Do not leave that unlocked.” (67:41)
     • Catfishing as her own boyfriend’s ex to catch him cheating (69:03)
     • Contestant 10: “If I get hyper-focused, you might get neglected. You have to tell me directly.” (69:58)
   • Tommy ultimately chooses Contestant 10 for her thoughtfulness, focus, and nuanced perspective.

Notable Quotes and Moments

• On Social Media Leaks:
  “You just be yapping… you don’t know him like that.” — Pat (01:19)

• On Delivery & Rideshare Etiquette:
  “Who is letting you Uber Eats? That doesn’t make any sense.” — Mike (09:57)

• On Revenge in Relationships:
  “Although you might be getting done wrong, revenge kind of scares me, so…” — Tommy (63:57)

• On Petty Ghosting:
  “I ghosted this dude because he got me the wrong water.” — Contestant 10 (46:04)

• On Toxic Traits:
  “I will go through your phone. Do not leave that unlocked.” — Contestant 4 (67:41)

• On Self-Improvement:
  “I’m not a confident person but every day I try to be more confident.” — Tommy (67:08)

Key Timestamps

• Current events banter: 00:54–22:01
• Dating show introduction & contestant intros: 25:12–26:32
• Ex descriptions: 26:33–35:12
• Petty ghosting stories: 35:12–49:02
• Wallet scenario: 52:10–55:54
• Club scenario: 60:10–63:10
• Contestants question Tommy: 65:05–66:12
• Toxic traits & breakup stories: 67:41–71:17
• Final selection: 71:17–73:50
• Episode closeout & reflections: 73:59–76:40

Host & Guest Tone

Pat and Mike maintain their signature relaxed, irreverent, and quick-witted energy. The episode is full of banter, playful jabs, and candid moments that keep listeners laughing while also reflecting on dating, friendship dynamics, and navigating today’s dating landscape. Tommy brings a grounded, open energy — genuinely engaging with contestants, self-aware, and ready to laugh at the chaos.

Winner & Takeaways

Winner: Contestant #10

• Her directness, thoughtfulness, and “smooth” confidence made her stand out.
• Their light flirting and rapport offer a satisfying, feel-good close.

Hosts’ Takeaways:

• The dating show format continues to deliver entertaining insights into modern dating woes and what listeners are looking for.
• Pat and Mike stress: Don't let the internet dictate your reactions; stay true to yourself, and always be wary of catfishing and revenge plots.

Final Message:
Fellas, sometimes you gotta eat some booty — but above all, watch out for whose phone you leave unlocked.

For full comedic effect and context, listen to the episode for unfiltered responses and unscripted laughter.