Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Episode 205: Giving Too Much Information Feat Devon Werkheiser
Release Date: May 7, 2025

1. Introduction & Guest Welcome (00:01 - 01:46)

The episode begins with a series of advertisements from Nordstrom, State Farm, and Lowe’s, setting the stage before Pat and Mike officially welcome listeners to the Crash Dummies Podcast. Shortly after the ads, guest Devon Werkheiser joins the hosts.

Pat:

“Welcome to Crash Dummies podcast. We. We got Pat here.”
(01:33)

Mike:

“Yeah, we don't know what episode this is gonna be.”
(01:40)

The hosts humorously acknowledge the uncertainty surrounding the episode numbering, creating an informal and engaging atmosphere.

2. Devon’s Background and Experiences on "Ned’s Declassified" (01:46 - 15:14)

Devon Werkheiser delves into his experiences on the iconic Nickelodeon show "Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide." The discussion touches on the challenges of being typecast, his time juggling acting with homeschooling, and the impact of his role on his personal life.

Devon:

“Ned. I mean, Ned was it.”
(10:19)

Pat:

“How long did the show run for? Like, 2000.”
(05:13)

Devon explains the longevity of reruns and the dedication of fans, highlighting how the show ran for three seasons but continued to resonate with audiences for over a decade.

Devon:

“I honestly have grown to accept… that’s kinda just part of the game.”
(12:20)

He reflects on the unpredictability of an acting career, emphasizing that even beloved actors face uncertainties and fluctuations in their professional journeys.

Pat:

“Not much about me though.”
(12:50)

The conversation reveals Devon's mixed feelings about his show's enduring popularity—grateful for the opportunities it provided but also yearning for diverse roles beyond his early fame.

3. Rebooting "Ned’s Declassified": Challenges and Insights (15:14 - 27:15)

The hosts and Devon explore the concept of rebooting "Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide" for an adult audience. Devon shares his efforts to pitch the idea to studios like Paramount and Netflix, detailing the hurdles faced, including network acquisitions and shifting priorities.

Devon:

“I’ve been trying to convince the network why it’s a good idea.”
(15:13)

Despite the passion behind the proposal, Devon recounts how studio changes derailed the reboot plans. He discusses leveraging platforms like TikTok to gauge interest but ultimately accepts the reality that reviving the show remains uncertain.

Devon:

“If it happens, it fucking happens. But I’m not actively trying to make it happen anymore.”
(16:16)

The conversation highlights the complexities of reviving beloved shows in the modern entertainment landscape, where audience nostalgia must align with contemporary sensibilities.

4. Transitioning from Child Actors to Adulthood (27:15 - 42:27)

A heartfelt segment where Devon, Pat, and Mike discuss maintaining friendships formed during their childhood acting careers. Devon shares his journey of reconnecting with former castmates and the therapeutic role the podcast plays in rekindling those relationships.

Devon:

“It was really healing to, like, come back together and, like, be working together and be friends again.”
(26:03)

They reflect on the personal growth experienced since their time on set, acknowledging both the joys and the strains that come with adulthood. The hosts commend Devon for his resilience and positive outlook despite the challenges faced post-show.

Mike:

“You guys, like, God damn, we could have had something.”
(19:10)

The discussion underscores the enduring bonds formed through shared experiences and the importance of support systems in navigating life beyond the spotlight.

5. Relationship Advice Segment: Situationship Survival Tips (42:27 - 48:37)

Shifting gears, the podcast transitions into a relationship advice segment where Pat, Mike, and Devon offer survival tips for modern-day dating challenges. They tackle topics such as first date red flags, ghosting, and splitting expenses.

Devin:

“First date red flags… if there's a dead spot on the first day, it's over.”
(35:20)

Mike:

“So if there's a dead spot on the first day, it's over.”
(36:17)

They emphasize the importance of mutual interest and communication from the outset, advising listeners to watch for signs of disinterest or poor conversational flow as indicators to reconsider dating prospects.

Devin:

“If you can't talk, if you can't have a back and forth on either side, then, like, probably call it.”
(36:15)

The trio also discusses the nuances of financial arrangements in relationships, advocating for proportional contributions based on income rather than a strict 50/50 split to foster fairness and reduce strain.

Devin:

“You're in a partnership. You guys should be splitting some degree of those expenses.”
(46:48)

6. Comedic Listener Interactions and Skits (48:37 - 72:26)

The latter half of the episode is filled with humorous interactions, listener calls, and improvised skits. Guests and hosts engage in playful banter, sharing amusing anecdotes and light-hearted conversations that maintain the podcast's entertaining flair.

Lindsay:

“She's a crazy name, and Cookie's a nerd.”
(27:28)

Mike:

“They always accuse me of having a fake beard.”
(69:14)

These segments showcase the chemistry between the hosts and their ability to blend comedy with genuine discussions, keeping the audience engaged through relatable humor and spontaneous exchanges.

7. Guest Promotions & Future Projects (72:26 - End)

As the episode concludes, Devon promotes his upcoming projects and the Crash Dummies Podcast hints at future live shows and collaborations. The hosts encourage listeners to support their ventures, fostering a sense of community and ongoing engagement.

Devon:

“Check out Nezdi classified pod where every Wednesday, just talking kind of similar to you guys.”
(85:29)

Pat:

“We're going to be there in like, May 28th.”
(85:43)

The hosts express excitement about expanding their podcasting endeavors, promising more interactive and live content for their audience.

Notable Quotes

• Devon on Acceptance:

  “I honestly have grown to accept… that’s kinda just part of the game.”
  (12:20)

• Mike on First Dates:

  “So if there's a dead spot on the first day, it's over.”
  (36:17)

• Devon on Rebooting the Show:

  “If it happens, it fucking happens. But I’m not actively trying to make it happen anymore.”
  (16:16)

• Pat on Friendships:

  “You know what? I probably. So I can guess what was probably the dopest thing between y' all three, the dynamic.”
  (26:17)

Conclusion

Episode 205 of the Crash Dummies Podcast offers a blend of insightful discussions on Devon Werkheiser's experiences and the complexities of reviving a beloved show, alongside practical relationship advice and entertaining listener interactions. Pat and Mike, alongside their guest Devon, create a dynamic and engaging narrative that resonates with both longtime fans and new listeners alike. The episode underscores themes of personal growth, the challenges of the entertainment industry, and the enduring value of genuine connections.