Gold Star Stud feat Grits & Eggs Podcast - Episode 209

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 209: "Gold Star Stud" feat. Grits & Eggs Podcast

Date: June 4, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson & Michael Esiobu
Guests: Deontay (Grits & Eggs Podcast), Big Cat
Theme: Exploring Black culture, masculinity, friendship, current events, and community through real and hilarious conversations, including listener calls and wild hypotheticals.

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Episode Overview

This episode, recorded in Atlanta and featuring Deontay and Big Cat from the Grits & Eggs Podcast, ranges from sharp reflections on Black masculinity, family, and community, to comic takes on current trends, listener call-ins, and uniquely raw discussions of real-life scenarios. The Crash Dummies hosts and guests blend introspection with humor, shedding light on everyday Black experiences in America while maintaining the signature irreverently honest tone.

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Major Segments & Key Discussion Points

Atlanta Vibes & Community Love

[00:00–03:45]

• The crew shouts out Atlanta for the hospitality during their crossover recording.
• Brief mentions of Pride Month, International Women’s Year, and collaboration with other podcasts (“Poor Minds”).
• Festival Hype: "Wisconsin Fest" (a T-Pain concert in Milwaukee with major artists). Pat and Mike encourage fans to spam artists’ comments to get them on the podcast.
• Quote: “First of all, Happy Pride Month to all our LGBTQ listeners.” – Mike [00:20]

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Introducing Grits & Eggs Podcast

[03:27–04:06]

• Deontay and Big Cat describe their podcast as a “Black folk shit” pod—covering politics, jokes, and real conversation about Blackness.
• Big Cat: “We just be talking about black folk shit, you know, politics, community stuff, jokes...” [03:45]

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Atlanta Culture & the Art of the Work Vest

[04:06–05:37]

• Pat and Mike notice everyone in Atlanta rocks fluorescent work vests, using them to control traffic (and parking).
• “Sometimes niggas are trying to look busy... maybe he ain't got nothing going on... he like, man, fuck it, I'm putting on a vest, right?” – Big Cat [04:47]
• Jokes on “vest credentials” and “stolen valor” in everyday life.

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Streaming, Media, & Generational Gaps

[05:37–06:33]

• The team discusses “Streamer University” and the generational disconnect with new media forms.
• “I'm not finna watch another nigga live they life.” – Big Cat [05:44]
• Reflections on the challenge of streaming (especially with kids at home) and “just chatting” vs. gaming stream contracts.

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Male Friendships, Boundaries, & Vulnerability

[06:33–11:14]

• Discussion on the “Good night trend” where dudes call each other at night as a joke.
• Reflections on men expressing affection—hugging, saying “I love you,” showing care for male friends.
• Memorable Exchange:
  • “I ain't gonna lie if you call and tell me good night. We had to reevaluate our friendship, bro.” – Big Cat [07:07]
  • “It's weird to know that your homie about to go to sleep.” – Mike [07:13]
• Deeper conversation follows about expressing love as Black men, shaped by parental upbringing and family dynamics.
• “Did y’all grow up with parents that said they love you?” – Pat [10:10]

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Family, Upbringing, and Parenting

[11:14–16:59]

• Real talk on being raised in Black families: different parenting styles, sibling dynamics, being a parent yourself.
• Whoopings, being the favorite/least favorite child, raising kids as a young parent.
• “Sometimes it’s genetic… I act just like my mom. I’m actually like a black mama for real.” – Big Cat [11:26]

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Clubbing, Friendships, and Male Social Norms

[16:59–19:10]

• How nightlife plans shift as you get older—desire to go home early, disinterest in multiple “drops”/venues.
• “I move around like a hostage. Once you take me to the second location, I’m done.” – Big Cat [17:45]
• The importance of showing up for big life events (birthdays, weddings), with rules for “belated” greetings.
• “Big events, you can’t miss it. I’m not shaking that off.” – Big Cat [18:56]

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Relationship Rituals & What Counts as Pandering

[19:10–26:44]

• How long is too long for a “belated” birthday wish, timing of condolences, and when it’s too late to say “congrats” on a baby.
• “Still titties under the shirt.” – Listener calling in about the meaning of "stud" [40:08] (memorable and hilarious).
• Team explores the definition of “pandering” to women—sincere respect vs. empty virtue signaling.
• “Niggas try to hold you to the firework—so you think she had a good game? Like, yeah, nigga, I think 8, 2, and 2 is good.” – Pat [25:41] (on sports hot takes and groupthink)

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The Angel Reese vs Caitlin Clark Discourse and Race in Sports

[24:56–27:41]

• Nuanced breakdown on color and bias in sports narratives.
• “Caitlin Clark isn’t the best white player and Angel ain’t the best black player. They use them as proxy for a race war.” – Big Cat [26:44]
• Jokes about Dave Portnoy and “the great white hope” mentality.
• Discussion of how white support for Caitlin Clark is less about the sport and more about “arrogance” than “ignorance.” [27:32]

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Listener Calls – Hilarious & Honest Advice

[28:05–51:17]

1. Losing Your Job Over Red Bull/Customer Drama
   • Listener recounts getting fired after a confrontation goes left with a huge customer (“You was gonna knock you out and pour Red Bull over your body.” – Mike [29:12])
   • Banter about handling workplace conflict, “vest standoffs,” and street logic.
2. Celebrity Body Swap Hypotheticals
   • Multiple listeners asked: “If you could switch places with any celebrity, who would it be?”
   • Most popular answer? Women with clout (“Sydney Sweeney,” “OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue,” “Young MA”)—with explicit reasons.
   • Stud listener calls in, proudly breaks down “gold star stud” status, and the meaning of “stud.”
   • “Still titties under the shirt.” – Listener, explaining 'stud' [40:08]
3. Real-Life Relationship Dilemmas
   • Listener shares a failed dating story: good guy, gets ghosted after church.
   • “She cleansed your ass and got rid of you... this nigga's a demon.” – Mike [49:32]
   • Advice given: “You hung up on one girl. That’s your problem. Get over it.” [50:30]

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Being a "Good Dad" and Low Bars for Fatherhood

[51:20–52:28]

• Pat and the others joke about how men get over-celebrated for basic parenting.
• “I never feel good when anybody... call me a good dude. I feel like I’m doing basic shit.” – Pat [51:58]
• OBGYN clinics “bring out real refreshments” for the few dads who show up [52:43]

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The Blind Side, Football Movies & Representation

[54:00–58:39]

• Humorous and sharp critique of "The Blind Side" and how it depicted Michael Oher; jokes about “adopting a 6’7” 300-lb Black teen.”
• Side conversation on classic football movies (“Radio,” “Remember the Titans,” “Gridiron Gang,” “The Longest Yard”) and how racial dynamics play out.
• “They had Michael Door. Oh, whore... Hold door.” – Big Cat [55:03] (parodying mischaracterization)
• Reflections on accuracy and exploitation in sports movies.

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Closing Banter & Plugging the Grits & Eggs Podcast

[59:55–60:35]

• Final shoutout to Grits & Eggs Podcast and Big Cat’s IG.
• “Follow me. YouTube. The Grits and Eggs podcast... deontay Kyle across all platforms. B I G G K A T89... Big ice cup on Instagram.” – Big Cat [60:19]
• Goofy closing about one of the crew’s wild scooter fit and the chaos of getting the episode put together.

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Memorable Quotes

• “I'm not finna watch another nigga live they life.” – Big Cat [05:44]
• “Good night. It's weird to know that your homie about to go to sleep.” – Mike [07:13]
• “I act just like my mom. I'm like a black mama for real. That’s how I parent my kids.” – Big Cat [11:26]
• “First of all, Happy Pride Month to all our LGBTQ listeners.” – Mike [00:20]
• “I move around like a hostage. Once you take me to the second location, I’m done.” – Big Cat [17:45]
• “Still titties under the shirt.” – Stud listener [40:08] (on what STU(D) stands for)
• “She cleansed your ass and got rid of you... this nigga's a demon.” – Mike [49:32]
• “I never feel good when anybody... call me a good dude. I feel like I’m doing basic shit.” – Pat [51:58]

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Timestamps – Highlight Reel

• [04:19] Atlanta’s work vest phenomenon
• [06:33] Male affection norms, “good night” challenge
• [09:01] Expressing love among male friends/family
• [11:14] Parenting, inherited behaviors
• [16:59] Aging out of club life, friendship rituals
• [18:56] Why it matters to show up for male friends’ milestones
• [26:10] Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark, race in media
• [28:19+] Listener call-ins: job loss, body swaps, girl problems, and more
• [40:08] “Still titties under the shirt” – stud breakdown
• [51:20] The reality and low standards of (Black) fatherhood
• [54:00+] Football movies, representation, and “The Blind Side”
• [59:55] Final plugs/shoutouts

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Tone & Style

Unfiltered, comedic, and insightful, this episode keeps the banter high and authenticity higher. Whether breaking down Black family dynamics, joking about masculinity, or arguing about sports and streaming, the Crash Dummies and Grits & Eggs crew create an atmosphere both hilarious and heartfelt—a modern masterclass in Black podcasting culture.

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For Further Listening

• Follow: The Grits & Eggs Podcast (find on YouTube and all major platforms)
  • Deontay: @deontayKyle
  • Big Cat: @BIGGKAT89 / @bigicecup on Instagram
• Catch Crash Dummies’ upcoming festival coverage and crossover pods!

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If you missed the episode, this rundown will keep you in the loop—complete with laughs and plenty of real talk.

Transcript

[A]

Yo. Welcome to Crash Dummies episode 209. Today's episode would be featuring Deontay from the Grits and Egg podcast.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And Big Cat. Also.

[A]

We shot that in Atlanta. Shout out to Atlanta.

[C]

We.

[A]

They showed us lots of love.

[B]

Atl. Yeah, atl. First of all. First of all. First of all, now I'm playing now.

[A]

First of all, it is the first of all.

[B]

No.

[A]

First of all, Happy Pride Month to all our LGBTQ listeners.

[B]

Yes. Happy Pride Month. Second of all, I didn't get to say this on the Poor Minds podcast, and this pissed me off that I didn't get to say this. Shout. First of all, shout out to Poor Minds.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we shot an episode with Poor Minds that should be out Friday, I think.

[B]

Yes. And then obviously, you'll hear the Deontay. The Grits and Eggs crossover with Big Cat now after we talk. Yeah, yeah. But I didn't get to say this on Poor Minds. First of all, first of all, happy, happy International Woman's Year to Poor Mind. Flip this and send it to the ladies.

[A]

What else is going on? Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon, because we forgot to say that in the intro when we got. When we're in Atlanta.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Also, we have a festival that's coming up.

[B]

I can put you in a log cabin somewhere in Wisconsin.

[A]

I like the way you said that.

[B]

You don't like that?

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

Okay. Anywho, obviously, the Wisconsin Fest.

[A]

Yeah. A concert that T. Pain holds. It will be in Wisconsin, in Milwaukee on June 14th. We'll leave the link, the tickets in the. In the description for that. And also, you might. There's a lot of artists that's going to be there. There's Keisha Cole, this. Push a, push a T, push a T Wale, Jermaine Di, DJ Diesel, which is Shaq Cash Doll, and many more. We might have some of them on the podcast, hopefully. So.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Spam Nate.

[B]

Dms.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Comment. Hopefully they don't hear this.

[A]

No, definitely, definitely spam their comments. So when. Tell them to come on Crash Dummies podcast when they. They hear, please.

[C]

What?

[B]

Get spam, Shaq.

[A]

For sure. We're going to leave the link in the description for that.

[B]

Jack fit in here?

[A]

Yeah, he can't. That's crazy. Anyway, we gonna get to the podcast with Deontay from X. It's like Eggs and Grits from Grits and Eggs podcast.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yo, yo, yo, yo. What we doing? What we doing?

[A]

Ready?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Oh, that was my intro.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That was more like a. Like a. A crowd. Like a room intro in this.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yo, what's the deal? What's the deal? Welcome to Crash Enemies podcast. I'm here with Miguel.

[A]

Oh, that's me. Yes, Mike.

[B]

I'm here with Deontay. Hey, I know you all recognize his face. Some of y'.

[D]

All.

[B]

Some of y'.

[D]

All.

[B]

Some people hating on you right now.

[C]

What'd you do? I love it.

[B]

Tell them what you did.

[C]

Maybe we should respect and protect women. And n was like, this nigga's tripping. It was just a suggestion. Hey, if we keep talking about building community, women are a big part of our community. Yeah, maybe we should love and protect and respect our black women. Niggas is like, this nigga's a bitch.

[B]

He's a panderer, you know? Welcome, welcome. We got Cam here, too. Yo, Big Cat, what's going on, baby? What's the deal?

[C]

Oh, yeah. Who's behind the camera?

[A]

Big producer.

[B]

Cat in the back, baby.

[C]

He's a producer. Even his producer back today.

[B]

Big Cat right here. Gritson Ed's podcast. I know a lot of y' all that watch our show watch they show also. So obviously y' all recognize his face. Tell him something for the viewers that don't know about your pod. We can give it, like, a quick summary.

[C]

Man, we just be talking about black folk shit, you know, politics, community stuff, jokes. You know what I'm saying? We keep it. It's a pretty. We cover all black folks shit again.

[B]

Again. Another pod for y' all to go to. Don't come here for y' all news and shit.

[C]

You want to tap in with the facts. Yeah, that's come.

[B]

That's him. Don't come over here trying to fact check me. I'm good, but I. So we've been in Atlanta for a couple days, and I want to know why every here got a work fest. How y' all get work vests in this video, man?

[C]

That's how you control traffic. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

There's a lot of people with the neon vest.

[C]

You go to an event, you hop out, you control traffic so you can get a good parking spot. Then you, you know, I'm saying, like, let's see me and Big Cat out. Big Cat hop out with the vest on, stop traffic. He looked very official.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Get us a good parking spot. He hopped back in the whip, take the vest off, and then we going to function.

[A]

Oh, no, that's the actual thing. So half the people we saw don't. Don't work in construction, Nothing.

[C]

Hey, man, sometimes niggas are trying to look busy my n. You know what I'm saying? Like, maybe he ain't got nothing going on. Maybe he filled out three applications. He ain't get no callbacks. He went to an interview, nigga said, we'll be in touch. And he like, man, fuck it. I'm putting on a vest, right?

[B]

Nigga getting his vest from orientation is crazy. Start vest checking niggas around.

[C]

Let me see your credentials.

[B]

Let me see your vest.

[C]

The guy with stolen valor.

[B]

Yeah, filling the material. This fake yourself now this fake ass vest. Then what y' all had going to Atlanta was that streamer university?

[A]

I don't think that was here.

[B]

I wasn't here.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't know. I don't watch streamers.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[C]

That's out of my age group. Like, I'm 34.

[B]

That's what.

[D]

That's.

[B]

A lot of people was asking me, like, what I thought about the streamers. And it's just like, I feel like it's so out of my age group that if I say anything bad about it, it's hate.

[C]

And it got to be hate.

[B]

I respect it.

[D]

That's all you.

[C]

Evolution of like, what we do. It's media, but it's evolution. It's live media for me. It's like, I'm not finna watch another nigga live they life.

[A]

I'm just cool on that.

[C]

I don't got time for that.

[A]

I got kids.

[C]

Imagine me, yo, if I. I got three kids, bro, they be, you know, I'm not part time popping. So I'm in the crib and I'm streaming. My kids gonna be on stream.

[B]

Right, Right.

[C]

Cause they got questions.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean? Oh, shit, the camera. What's up? Let me get on cam. Like, I don't got time for that.

[B]

I will say we tried it. Acting like, bro, we could barely do 20 hours in a month. Like, we were struggling.

[A]

That's because it was just. It was just chatting too.

[B]

It was just chatting.

[A]

We couldn't play video games on stream.

[B]

Yeah, you couldn't play video. Oh, that was part of the contract. We couldn't play video games.

[C]

So they're like, that's how we gonna bob now. If you playing video games and interacting, that makes sense. Yeah, because it's like you. It's something actionable, you doing something, but like, just sit here responding to the chat all day. That's crazy.

[A]

Have you seen the. The. The Good night Trend been going on?

[C]

No.

[A]

When dudes are calling their. Their guy friends and telling them good night.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Hilarious.

[D]

That.

[B]

Hilarious, bro.

[A]

That is funny. I think it's interesting because, like, for, like, guys can't do certain things because it's like, guys can't even check on guys no more.

[C]

I feel like, hey, man, I tell all my friends I love them. You know what I mean? But good night.

[B]

That's what it.

[C]

It. It'll just take me some getting used to.

[D]

Don't just.

[B]

You got warm me up with a couple good mornings, bro.

[E]

Tell.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I ain't gonna lie if you call and tell me good night. We had to reevaluate our friendship, bro. I ain't gonna lie to you.

[B]

Good night. It's weird to know that your homie about to go to sleep. Like, yeah, it's fucking with me.

[C]

Like, I don't need to know you exist outside of when we together.

[B]

Yeah. Type shit.

[C]

Like, I had kicked it with this dude for the first time. Like, you know, we was just linking on some, like, media shit. Right? And then we had dip. Like, we was at the spot. We cool. Kicked it. Talk business for a second. Dip. He's like, yeah, I made it back safe. I was like,

[A]

sometimes. Sometimes that matters, though.

[B]

Nah, that's weird because.

[C]

But I'm just saying, let me know when you made it safe, but you know what I'm saying? Cool, cool, cool. He just like, yeah, home safe. Like, yeah, I don't care.

[A]

But sometimes if he was having the hood. What if he's having kind of like a wild night, though? You already saw him up and he's

[C]

like, all right, see, my. We just went to lunch.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It wasn't raining. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Were y' all both on the place y' all were at?

[C]

Well, it was. We met, like, in a little middle ground type.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

It was like trying to.

[A]

But same state, though.

[C]

Same state.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Same city.

[B]

Okay. I got a question for y', all, too. When the last time you and Big Cat hugged?

[C]

All the time? Yeah, probably today.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

For real? Yeah. Like, but without. Without. Nah, nah. Without the handshake.

[C]

Oh, the live show. Yeah, the live show.

[B]

Okay. Y' all did a show together?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[C]

Or probably the meet. And greet. We hugged at the meet and greet. We. We. We be hugging, man.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

We got. We got a good balance. We got a good masculine balance. You know what I mean?

[B]

We got, like, seven handshakes in the last decade, like, where we just even that. Like, we just, like, I think we

[A]

see each other too much.

[B]

We see each other way too much.

[C]

Yeah, but that's like. That's familial. So then you just get to a point where it's like physical interaction is just, oh, we together all the time in the physical. It got to be a moment, like a real moment.

[A]

Do y' all tell each other Y' all love it?

[B]

Y' all love each other?

[A]

Nah, I say love. Love.

[C]

Nah, nah.

[B]

You love him, son.

[A]

I love him, though.

[B]

I leave. I feel like. Cuz we don't say that also.

[C]

It's a friendship, y'. All.

[B]

Yeah, but I feel like we leave a little. Like, I won't hang up on him right away. Like. Yeah, go ahead.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

All right. I'mma listen to your silence, bro.

[A]

Yeah,

[C]

that might be a little while.

[B]

I'll be listening to you. Put your phone in your pocket, man.

[C]

I'm like, all right, bro, it's time to go. Never right? Time to say goodbye.

[B]

I got you, bro. I ain't saying I love you though, bro.

[C]

But, yeah, I love you.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. This is like, I'm. I'mma let it breathe. That's how you know I love you. Right there. That. Breathe.

[B]

Throw that in.

[A]

I feel like I. I'll say it

[B]

like it's uttering already, so I feel

[A]

like I would say if you're getting married during your wedding or some.

[C]

All right, let's keep. All right, let's, let's, let's, let's. Let's dig deeper.

[A]

What?

[C]

Big cat, this ain't the grizzen eggs now. I'm sorry.

[B]

It's not good catch because we would all just sat there like, yeah, dig deeper.

[C]

All right, fellas. Did y' all have. Did y' all grow up with parents that said they love you?

[B]

Nah, ish.

[C]

Ish.

[B]

But I knew my mom always said it, though. I knew, I knew, I knew my parents loved me. It just wasn't like.

[C]

It wasn't a vocal thing.

[D]

No.

[B]

Both my parents like part time comedians, so it's just like, you know what I'm saying? They not cooking you ass.

[C]

They are affectionate or they like roasting you?

[B]

Yeah, but they not roasting me as bad today, like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, they wasn't. My parents wasn't affectionate.

[C]

My mom didn't tell me she loved me until I was like 12.

[B]

12. That's a good age to start.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. But also, like, my parents had just split.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I ain't see her for like six months. It was Valentine's day, she said, okay. She's like, I love you. I was like, what you mean, you love me?

[A]

I think my dad started. We started saying I love you more in our adult life.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Don't I say yeah now adulthood, you got.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

On the way out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I listened to my parents. First time in my life.

[C]

No, you.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? I want to hear they stories because a lot of stuff that, you know, your parents might admit is a flaw is something that was clouded in your brain.

[A]

Word.

[B]

And they like, oh, shit. That's why I do that. You know what I mean? Like, if. Yo, you know, pop say, man, I spend so much money on. They be like, oh, that's. I spend so much money. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm just blowing a thousand dollars.

[C]

I don't think they understand. Like, the behavior is picked up subconsciously. Sometimes it's genetic and shit, too. So it's like, you know, acting just like. I act just like my mom. I'm like a black mama for real. That's how I parent my kids, as

[A]

a black mother, you know, that's fine.

[C]

But, like. Because my dad is just like a super quiet, like, reserved person. So it's like the only time he really speak is when something done pissed him off.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And even then, it don't even seem like he mad. It's just like real monotone, like, you know what? Y' all got me up. It's like, all right, everybody come to their room. You know what? We're going to put ourselves on punishment.

[B]

What was your. What was your punishment with that?

[C]

With my dad, it was just like, nothing really. It was just like, I'm disappointed in you. That hurt.

[B]

Yeah, Disappointed. I think you talked about that before.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, by fifth grade, I was over it.

[B]

See, Mike was a badass kid.

[A]

I wasn't a bad mom.

[C]

Was a whooper, though. You feel me? My mom, like, yeah, but we used to get our ass.

[B]

My mom, she might give you the three. Three whoopings in a day, like, off of one thing. Like, you her.

[C]

Cause I got two siblings, too. So it's. Then also, it's like, you gotta walk on eggshells. Like my older sister. She's bipolar and shit. So some. But before they understand what that is, she at school wigging, and they like, oh, she's just a bad kid.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So she always in trouble. She get her ass whooped.

[B]

And it's like, yeah, that's what it be.

[C]

And another thing. Another thing.

[B]

And women get know how to get under the skin of women more than just like. So my sisters, I don't know what they would do to my mom. Like, they just be walking around the house. My sister, no words of exchange. My mom just come out the room like, y' all got me up today. I be like, what y' all doing?

[C]

They have an unspoken language of, like, disrespect.

[B]

Yeah, like something.

[C]

Like, you learn that when you live with a woman, too. Oh, everything is disrespectful. Everything. You just living, Just living, existing.

[B]

No, for real.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Being disrespectful, man, that dis is weird because. Especially if you Not. If you're not accustomed to. That's why know a lot of men have relationship problems. Because if you're not accustomed to women, like, a lot of women are gonna do that in a relationship. Like, some things are disrespectful because you're her boyfriend. In fact, you're the only one that can disrespect her in this way. And, like, figuring that out, bro, is so tough.

[C]

Two sisters, bro. I got an older sister and a younger sister, so, like, I didn't seem like three generations of different dynamics play out, and I still can't get it right, man, you still up?

[B]

No, you still up. I got five sisters. I still it up.

[C]

Oh, boys, you got all brothers.

[A]

All brothers.

[C]

How many. How many siblings you got?

[A]

I got an older brother and a younger brother.

[B]

I got a brother, five sisters.

[C]

Your brother the oldest? Nope.

[B]

Youngest. Oh, one of the youngest.

[C]

Where you. Where you fall? You in the middle?

[B]

I'm like, near the top.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. You want to start? Five?

[B]

Yeah, I'm near the top. I'm really big dog. If my big sister watching this, I'm really big dog. Yeah.

[C]

All right.

[B]

She knows. She know, too.

[C]

I'm my dad's favorite. I could tell. Nobody liked that. But it's the thing, you know?

[B]

So you know that, right? And you know, you probably your mom's favorite.

[A]

I think I'm everybody's favorite now.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I grew up as the most hated, though, so.

[C]

So similar, right? Like, my mom. My mom passed away, like, 2019. But mom's favorite. You know what I'm saying? Everybody know that. My dad, he, like. He's the guy he be calling. My sister's like, you know, your brother, he famous, right? What are you doing? Yeah, same job, 10 years. Can't move out. I'm like, oh, hey, hey, don't put. Don't put me next to them. I feel like I'm birthday coming up.

[B]

I'm second for both. I got two bae. I got a 16 year old sister. Like, that's obviously gonna be my. No matter what he say, that's gonna be his favorite child.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I got a younger brother. My brother younger too. That's my mom's baby. Like. Yeah, but I'm always second. Like, my other sisters ain't shit.

[C]

I'm juggling through which one of my kids is my favorite.

[B]

No, your. Your cousins, My kids. Kids.

[A]

It depends on the day with you, huh?

[C]

It does change.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So, like, my daughter is my. Is my youngest too. So that's my baby.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

So it's like, is she my favorite or is that my baby? Yeah, but my oldest, that's my. Yeah, that's my dog.

[A]

What, you had your kids?

[B]

What, the middle or what?

[C]

He just like me. So he butt heads. Yeah, he's actually like. You can ask him like me and would damn near act just the same. So he's like disinterested. Nothing impresses him. That's the same way I am. I'm hard to impress. I don't care. It's like, if I get what I want, I'm good, right? He like, well, I got what I want, but not really. I didn't take that. Really? This thing a greedy man.

[A]

How old were you when you had your first kid?

[C]

20.

[A]

Oh, so that's, that's why he said your dog. Yeah.

[C]

He even be saying like, yo, you remember, we'll drive. We'll be driving something. He's like, man, you remember we stayed in an apartment. One bedroom, three, five people. That was rough.

[A]

So you have a teenager now?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

13.

[C]

He'd be 14 in September.

[A]

That's a. That's a. A dad. Dad. Yeah, like he about to be high school. You a young, young ass dad.

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[C]

I'm a real dad. This big cat son f to graduate high school, huh?

[B]

Damn.

[C]

He got 11th grade. I'm 34.

[A]

I mean, I'm 35. I'll be 36.

[C]

I be 36.

[B]

He was a high school graduate. You done? How many kids you got?

[C]

Nah, I got one son.

[A]

He going to the 11 grade.

[B]

Oh, you done teenage dad.

[C]

I got teenage dad.

[A]

How old?

[C]

I was 19 when I had him.

[D]

Damn.

[B]

Oh, you about to start. Oh, he turning up. He in his turn up phase this time. It's your freedom time.

[C]

I've been. I've been turning up since. That's why I got him.

[B]

Yeah,

[C]

ain't nothing changed. I don't Even know, like, 30, 35 would have if we was to all go out right now. Yeah, I'm a part way. It's like, all right, yo, what y' all doing? Okay, we're going back to the spot. Not him.

[A]

He gonna stay.

[C]

He. He going somewhere to turn up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So if the club. If the Club close at 5, when you. When you going home?

[A]

The club closed at 5, but I'm going somewhere else at 6.

[B]

He's self sufficient. I'm like that too, man.

[C]

Yeah. Hey, I'm not.

[A]

No, I'm not.

[C]

If the club closes, I'm trying to be home at 2.

[A]

Even that.

[C]

Yeah, I'm ready to go to bed.

[A]

I'm the type of person if you don't tell me the plans by like, 9 o', clock, like, where exactly we're going and how we're getting in and everything, I'm done.

[C]

I move around like a hostage. Like, once you take me to the second location, I'm done. Yeah, don't try to get a third drop. A third drop.

[B]

A third low. Especially. Especially if you're supposed to be showing me around. And then I done went into a lounge and it's just two dudes in a lounge with some hookah.

[A]

Like, what the.

[C]

I thought you had the spot.

[A]

Yeah, survive.

[B]

It's usually popping on Wednesday. Well, it's Tuesday. They get like, am I here for.

[C]

I ain't gonna lie. I'm quick to tell. Like, oh, the third spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll meet y' all there. I go home.

[B]

Yeah, go home.

[C]

Turn my phone off.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Goodbye.

[A]

I think it's good, though.

[B]

Good Irish.

[A]

I think with guys we don't. That. That stuff doesn't really hold as much value. Like, you just, like, disappearing and go home.

[C]

Girls will fall out of it.

[B]

Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. Like, you want.

[C]

That's a girl's friendship. Go to Miami. Take a Miami Bob deep. Not now.

[B]

I will wanna. I will want to say warning. Warning to the fellas. I feel like we've been taking that too serious. It's a lot of y' all that think it's cool to miss your man's wedding or his baby shower, regardless. If he act like he wants you there, he wants you there. Don't. Don't do the baby shower weddings, but

[C]

I ain't gonna lie. Big events, you can't miss it. I'm not shaking that off.

[B]

Yeah, you.

[C]

If you just tell me happy birthday, but don't give me a gift, I'm cool. But if you completely miss My birthday, like, just don't say nothing. It's like.

[B]

And it's like a three day grace period.

[A]

It's like, give me a belated.

[B]

Yeah, belated.

[A]

How many days, though, is a belated week?

[B]

I say a week.

[C]

I really don't like the belated because my birthday on July 4th, how you forget?

[A]

But that's.

[C]

That's the easy one.

[A]

That's tough, though, especially if they. If they're like, hurrah. Type of pride.

[B]

My uncle just blew off his fingers lighting the M80. My bad. I ain't wish you happy.

[C]

But listen, I will take a. I will take a. I. I give a 24 hour a belated. Yeah, 24 hours.

[B]

Now you crazy.

[C]

28 hour belated is crazy.

[A]

N. I could have been off the

[C]

ground for two days. Just don't tell me, bro. Just be like, yeah, no, but I

[A]

want you to know I didn't forget.

[C]

But you did.

[B]

No, I didn't forget.

[C]

No.

[B]

A week. A week is good, though, for me.

[C]

A week?

[B]

Yeah, a week.

[C]

I was going to meet y' all in the middle at 48 hours.

[B]

To me. To me, I respect it more. Like, to me, it's easy to see, like, okay, let's say I'm posting everybody on my IG story. They said, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Or they see it on Facebook, happy birthday, and they just add in. But you hit me up four days later on the 29th and said, Happy birthday. So nobody gave you that idea. You remember me? I take that.

[A]

And that means that you're doing a task at home. And that hit you like, oh, shit, that's real.

[B]

They was taking out the trash. Oh, shit. It's Mike birthday.

[C]

That's how I am about giving.

[B]

Damn, this remind me of Mike.

[C]

That's how I am with condolences. Like,

[A]

yo, that's wild.

[C]

Listen, my nigga, look, everybody else giving their condolences. Not me.

[D]

I'mma come.

[C]

I'mma come. Three days later. Yeah, I knew it was a lot.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[C]

I wanted to let you know from the heart, I sent my condolences. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Hey, man.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

I know it's the anniversary of your granddad's death, and I wanted to hit you up a year ago, but I wanted to let it. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

See, a year is crazy.

[A]

Not a year is crazy.

[C]

A year is crazy. A year is wild.

[B]

No, a year is so foul.

[C]

I hit a nigga.

[B]

Like, talking about rp. Your granddad.

[C]

Your granddad died. On a Tuesday. I'm gonna call you Saturday. I know the last few days been rough for you, my nigga.

[B]

That's tough.

[C]

Yeah. I'm saying I was thinking about you whole way.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I just ain't wanna. Yeah, I mean, I know it's been a lot.

[B]

That's actually a good thought process.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Because that actually might hit them right when they need it. That's when everybody leave.

[C]

I'm showing love. I'm showing love on the back end. Like when. When everybody then set it out of obligation, like. Yeah, I'm thinking about you, bro.

[A]

It's easier with. With pregnancies, too, because the kid.

[C]

Wait, what?

[A]

I'm just saying it's easier to say.

[C]

Right back to the beginning.

[A]

I love the congratulations. Because you can say congratulations from the day the baby's born to at least three.

[D]

Five.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, hold on.

[C]

No, the first year. No. When the baby can talk, you can't say congrats.

[D]

No.

[A]

Because it depends on the type of friendship we have.

[B]

Tyler, you still got time. Like, let's say ain't nobody hit you up since you had your kid. But it's like they hit you up when you're taller and they be like, yo, bro, see little man and some stuff. I got some toddler shoes, blah, blah, I can buy. And a crazy little man starting to talk. That might hit you differently. Cause that's. That's when my real parents.

[C]

That ain't real, son. If the baby's talking in the pull ups, you say the congratulations.

[A]

Pull ups.

[C]

Like, give me some Pampers.

[A]

My man.

[B]

Yeah, I talked to my man.

[C]

My man. I ain't talking to my man's. What, tired? Like, two.

[E]

Two years.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I was like, yeah, what's up, boy? He was like, yeah, you popping this? You know, I'm a dad now. What? I can't even say I'm an uncle. You got something pregnant. Whole pregnancy, whole birthday. I missed all of it.

[B]

God damn.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

I don't even feel like a friend.

[B]

That'd be crazy. How do you. So how many. How many friends do you consider, like, if they had a kid right now that's your nephew?

[C]

Three.

[B]

Three friends.

[D]

Big cat.

[C]

Cool.

[B]

Shadir, how many friends you say?

[A]

Probably just you. Yeah, that sounded kind of sensual, but great answer. Not really, though. It's not. I don't got too many, like, guy friends. I feel like that I, like, hang out with day to day. I mean, I feel like it's Gene or anybody from the clothing brand would have a kid.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'll Think about that way.

[B]

You know what definition I'm trying to get down. Cause we all getting hit with accusations is. What's the definition of pandering women?

[C]

I don't really know because they change it all the time. I think if you being obtuse, like, if you saying something super obvious, like, you should hold the. Like, this is like, you see a woman coming, you should hold the door. And then women is like, yeah. It's like, bro, that's pander.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pander.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I'm talking to, like, a real psychology of things. Like, no, like, respect. See them as humans, not just sexual objects. That ain't pandering. That's. That's mindset shift. And niggas is really. Do look at women just as sexual objects.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you. What you think? Do you think there's such things. So he said.

[A]

I agree with him because I see it on the reverse side, too, when it's like. Like the red pill woman, where they. Yeah, so there's that group of people that were like, scary woman.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like a Republican woman.

[A]

I'm like, hard, hard. It' like, there is. I think that is true, but, like,

[B]

the worst kind of everything. Yeah, there's a worst kind of, like, you could say someone is. They're pro black, but we've seen people take it.

[C]

It's too much.

[B]

You way too far. Yeah.

[A]

And I think it's also like, a thing of when people say that, I think they see them, that they're seeing themselves. Like, no, I don't really think that this dude believes that because I don't believe that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's like, I think this dude is just like, me type of thing.

[B]

I just.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I just. I don't get it. Because sometimes we'll say like, okay, my. My whole Angel Reese thing, I was saying just as me as a black man. Right. If I do think Angel Reese didn't play a good, good game. A good game. If I do think Angel Reese is not as good as a player as Caitlin Clark, if I do think that as a black man, I'm not going to say that publicly only because the people that's going to agree with me is not saying it for the same reasons I'm saying.

[C]

Yeah, that's how I am too. Like, I went in private, like, damn, she was ass.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But like. Like, that's just real shit.

[A]

Yeah. That's just sports.

[C]

The thing is, it's like y' all hate her because she's Black.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm not saying that in public.

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

Nah, it's like, you know, and it's like niggas try to hold you to the firework. So you think she had a good game? Like, yeah, Nigga, I think 8, 2 and 2 is good.

[B]

Yeah, nigga, fuck you. I love them 15 rebounds.

[A]

They all offensive. Yeah.

[C]

She went 3 for 7 team from the field.

[B]

Talking about Hooper.

[C]

She really. She really Dennis Robin. Yeah, she's really Dennis Robin. But I think the thing is, is like. Like you said, I know why you hate her.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You don't hate her from a basketball perspective. So it's like you.

[A]

Because you're not making. Even making those comments from a basketball perspective.

[B]

And then people don't understand basketball. The WNBA is play the sets and stuff that they run is kind of played like older NBA, if that makes sense.

[C]

They still running plays.

[B]

They still running plays. They still doing like more assess than you see. A little less ISO basketball. So like her doing that is something like Dennis Rodman. It's just like kind of like there's more people. There's more people near the basket. Like it's not as spread out. So those rebounds she getting is actually hold a lot more value too.

[C]

It's like they use. They use them as a proxy war for race because Caitlin Clark isn't the best white player in the league and neither is angel ain't the best black player. I know Paige and Asia. But you can't use them against each other because they just. With the.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Like, clearly that's all they want to do, bro.

[C]

They just want to you crazy because why the like Dave Portnoy is like a multi billionaire. Yeah, but he's a gambling addict. Yeah, but he's also racist. This is perfect. Yeah, this is perfect.

[B]

Yeah, they.

[C]

I will say you got the Indiana Fever game.

[B]

What are you doing in Indiana? Yeah, you know, come on.

[A]

Anything. He's really more trolling towards the opposite, I think.

[C]

I think he's. I think. I think there's a certain. I think we think about whiteness and racism as ignorance.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

When it's really arrogance.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's like arrogant. Like. Yeah, of course. Like Caitlin Clark's better. He just believes that from like a. Like a pure sense and not anything to do with basket. Yeah.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Yeah. So I'm gonna support that because this is a great white hope. Like, this is like Larry Bird to these. Larry Bird's better than magic. I bet my bottom dollar.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Then Michael Jordan came and was like, well, all right, let's Stop having that. We can't talk about the NBA.

[B]

Yeah, Juju. Juju on the way. Nah, nah. But for real, we should get to some listening callers. Yo, yo, yo. Welcome to Crashing's podcast.

[D]

Appreciate y' all boys for having me Again.

[B]

Yeah, again. You ever make the pod before?

[D]

Yeah, I did.

[B]

All right, cool. All right, I got a question for you. What's on your mind?

[D]

Just lost his job, man. But you know what I'm saying. It is what it is.

[A]

How'd you lose your job?

[D]

I had got into it with. So basically I was driving trucks for Red Bull, delivering Red Bull at like, different stock stores. Gas station like that. Had got into it with a customer at my gas station. It almost got physical film. He was a big ass dude, so you know what I'm saying? I had to back my out on his ass because I was finna drop him. So that's how it went? Yeah, I had to, but like, six, eight, bro. I'm like five eight.

[C]

What was the ethnicity?

[D]

He was a black dude.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

He's gonna beat the

[D]

biggest. Bro.

[E]

I ain't even a.

[D]

We ain't doing no wrestling. I ain't gonna hold you now.

[B]

He was gonna knock you out and pour Red Bull over your body.

[C]

Get this, Wings.

[D]

Ew. Bro, with the freaky, like, what? More Red Bull all over my body.

[A]

What type of shit? What was the.

[C]

Some employee.

[A]

So what was the first. What was the.

[D]

That first call after that?

[A]

Like, did you self report yourself?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[C]

You know what I'm saying?

[D]

I let my. I let my upper management. I let them know, can you please.

[A]

Somebody fights it, can you reenact the call? Just. I just want to hear your first words to your boss.

[D]

I mean, I basically was just like, I just got into it with somebody at my quick trip, and if it get back to you, I just want to give you a heads up. Like, he asked me what happened and I told him the story.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Dude, wait, hold on. Can we go back? Dude just wanted to fight. He want. Did he have a gun too?

[D]

Nah, he did pull. He started pulling out on me too. But they ain't let him back in the stove.

[C]

Oh, he went to the whip on you.

[B]

You was in the stove. How long it take you to get out the stove?

[D]

What you mean?

[B]

Like, so how long did he stay. So like, when they ain't let him back in the store, did he go sit in his car or he drove away right away?

[D]

Oh, I don't know. Like, bro, I was Working. So they had took me in the back. Calm down.

[C]

And how did this altercation start though?

[D]

It's really the goofiest situation twin when I tell you the goofiest. So like I said, I'm in there working. And like I said, the tall as fault. Like he's visibly tall. So I comment. I'm like, yo, bro, you in the wrong profession. We need you on the Timberwolves. It's a playoff time. All that gets sensitive. And he say some like, well, if you died, then I wouldn't be in the right the wrong profession because the has scrubs on. And just cause you got scrubs on, I'm supposed to assume you a doctor. Tell me a doctor like you could have been a nurse cna.

[E]

You know what I'm saying?

[D]

Like, doctors are not the only that where your white coat at?

[C]

Like, how come you know that? First of all, why would the nigga have on the white coat in the shell station?

[A]

Nah.

[C]

Also second of all, that was finna operate on you crazy.

[B]

That no getting almost getting your ass beat for. Why you

[C]

Deontay Kyle from the Grist Nay's podcast.

[D]

You said who? What's your name, brother?

[C]

Deontay Kyle. I'm from the Grist and Eggs podcast.

[D]

Hey, man, what's up, bro?

[C]

Nice to meet you.

[B]

You don't need to be asking no question.

[C]

You need a job.

[A]

So.

[D]

Yeah, what's up?

[C]

You got one for right now?

[B]

He said, you got one for me? You real? You real?

[C]

We don't allow guns on the premises.

[B]

What's. What's your message to Six eight buddy?

[D]

If he can hear this buddy use a. It was just a joke, man. You know what I'm saying? You old as anyway, like your knees probably done. You ain't hooping for nobody, bro.

[E]

You was having a bad day.

[D]

All you had to do was say, all right, my boy, and kept it pushing. But you was a fuck, though, bro.

[A]

All right, man. You have a good one, bro.

[D]

Y' all boys hold it down. I appreciate y', all indeed.com tight.

[C]

Oh, man, that was his fault.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's definitely his fault.

[C]

Just do your job. You trying to be funny at work?

[B]

Dick riding at work is crazy. Going up to another man.

[C]

Yeah, you should play ball.

[B]

You should play basketball. Ain't nobody ever told you that. You don't think he hear that every day. He tired of that shit.

[C]

First of all, the nigga ain't crazy. Subs. Leave them alone.

[B]

I'll be sick of that. Telling me to go hoop.

[A]

Yo, yo, welcome to crash Enemies podcast.

[D]

Thanks, thanks. Thanks for having me.

[C]

Why you sound this on a perk?

[D]

I'm chilling. I'm chilling.

[B]

Oh, I got a little.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Lemon particles in there.

[A]

I'm ask you the question so you can get out of here, bro. If you could. If you could trace. If you could trade places with a celebrity, who would it be?

[D]

Probably swimming. I'm not gonna.

[C]

Sweeney.

[D]

Yeah. First.

[C]

First thing you're doing when you wake

[D]

up at Sydney Sweeney, you know, probably taking a bath, you know, drinking the water, you know, tasting the bath water, you know, you know, checking myself out in the mirror.

[B]

You know, where is God in all this?

[D]

I mean, or is it like. Like, it's a Sunday. Then, you know, I might go. No, you don't.

[C]

No, no, look, n. Let's get a real question in, all right? You Sydney Sweeney, you wake up, you take your bath, you appreciate the body. What DM you responding to?

[D]

I mean, what demon am I not responding to?

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He black?

[A]

Yeah, I think.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

A black man wanted to wake up as a white woman.

[C]

Brother, they got you, brother. My brother.

[A]

I know, he like. He like anime. Oh, he like.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He dressed up as a Ninja Turtle for Halloween. He said, damn, legit.

[D]

Who's that third nigga in there?

[B]

Yeah, he's talking like a slave master. He said, who's that third?

[C]

Deontay Kyle from the Grizzly Ass podcast.

[D]

Okay, okay.

[E]

Like that.

[A]

All right, bro. You have a good one, man.

[B]

You have a good one, brother.

[D]

Thanks. Thanks for having me.

[B]

No. Seek help, bro.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

[D]

Hey, how you doing?

[A]

Good. Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. We got. We got our boy Deontay here, too.

[D]

How you doing, bro?

[C]

What's up, man?

[B]

That's the most polite dude.

[A]

All right, I got a question for you. If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be?

[D]

Oh, you know, I'm have to go

[B]

with Bonnie Blue, who he blacked.

[C]

Who is Bonnie, man?

[D]

Old girl. Who was on. Who was on OnlyFans matched about 10, 52 dudes.

[C]

Yo, what's up? Oh, and you. And you finna. Are you gonna run that number up some more?

[D]

I'm. I'm taking all of it. But why.

[C]

Why can't you just take.

[A]

You could do that now, though.

[B]

Why don't you do it in the body you got,

[C]

man?

[D]

Hey, who needs hoes?

[C]

That's a crazy way to come out.

[B]

I want y' all to know this is a message to the CIA. Y' all ain't Gotta do no more

[A]

this.

[B]

Got it.

[C]

He want to wake up in the body or somebody just got a train ran on.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. You could do that now, though?

[B]

Yeah, he said, yeah, I could, but

[D]

I'm not as good looking, so.

[C]

Oh, man. Dudes will anything. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could talk. Two willing participants right now.

[D]

Oh, hey, I'm on my way.

[B]

No, no, not over here. No.

[A]

Yo, welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast.

[D]

What's up?

[A]

What up? What up? I got a question for you.

[E]

All right. What's the word?

[A]

All right. If you could switch places with any celebrity, who would it be?

[E]

Like I said, younger.

[D]

Me.

[E]

I'll switch places with her because I know she get all the. I'm a student. I already know.

[B]

We finally. I feel like y' all been taking a lot of. How can I say it? A lot of backlash.

[A]

I just feel like people have been commenting on our stud listeners and we haven't.

[E]

Bro, that's what I was just saying. I was listening to y' all podcast. No, no, no, it's not like that. I was just saying. I was saying, like, last week I was listening to the podcast, and I was just saying that I had to be the star representation.

[B]

Oh, this is. Okay, what you got on right now?

[A]

You.

[E]

I mean, I'm at work. I got some, like, black pants on and some Crocs, so it's not. It's nothing too tasty.

[B]

It's Saturday night. Me, you, and Mike about to hit the town. What you. What you putting on?

[E]

Oh, so if we hitting the town, let me go for the Jordan 11, the, you know, the breads. Let me get those. Let me get some all black jeans. All right, so you. You saying that now, Pat, but I'm telling you, when I put my stuff together, it'd be fresh. It's cornball to you, but it's fire to me.

[B]

No, I believe you. I believe you.

[E]

And guess what, Pat, we from the same city, too. I'm from Pontier, Michigan.

[B]

Oh, you're a real stud.

[E]

Oh, yeah, I'm a real stud

[D]

for

[A]

no game

[B]

in your life.

[E]

Hell, no. Like, I like to. Like I like to call myself. I like to. When I like, talk to dudes, I either be saying I'm a honorable or I'd be like, I'm a gold star stud.

[A]

It's crazy what constitute as a gold star stud, though.

[E]

Go start studying.

[A]

Why they cut out. I'll call her back.

[B]

But the thing about.

[C]

She said, but.

[B]

No, but for real. But she.

[A]

Hello? Yo. Okay. Go ahead.

[E]

Hello? I'm still here. I'm serious.

[A]

No, go ahead.

[E]

No, I was just saying. I was just basically saying you ain't never been so. I ain't never been touched by a. Ain't never been kissed by a nothing. I ain't even used to eat my applesauces with spoons, because that's how legit I was. Again, Who's you talking about?

[B]

No, Pontiac is different because she got to grow up as a stud. And nobody like studs live freely in Pontiac.

[C]

Like, live freely. I'm saying real quick question, quick question, quick question. So you wake up. You wake up as young ma, but it's when, like, her liver all up like you, bro.

[E]

First thing I'mma do is I'm gonna go to the doctor and we gonna get that checked out. But by the night I'm in the club, we fucking that live.

[C]

You back on the Hemi.

[E]

You back on Henny.

[D]

I swear to God.

[B]

But they broke, though.

[E]

Listen, listen, though. I'm only young and made for a night, bro. We about to rack up the.

[B]

Rack up the pussy. See, that's why I be saying. See, that's. I think that's where the beef come in at, is because y' all get away with a lot of. Like, you saying, rack up the. And we just gotta let that slide. You know what I'm saying?

[E]

Yeah, for sure. No, I definitely do say that. Studs get away with a lot of stuff. Just, like, a lot of stuff. Yeah. At the end of the day, we still. Girl, we still bad, but, you know, we just bad.

[B]

Yeah, y' all just like.

[E]

Y' all ever notice.

[D]

Y' all ever know the breakdown of what stud means?

[A]

You said what? You said what?

[E]

Swear to God. You ever know what stud stood for?

[C]

No, what it stand for?

[E]

Still titties under the shirt.

[B]

What are we talking about? What are we talking about?

[E]

And then, yeah, when I'm on my period, I'm the hardest. Like, I do thugs. And, you know, I don't let that bother me. Look at you talking about.

[C]

You don't even eat no chocolate, take no Midol, nothing.

[D]

You just thug out, bro.

[E]

Me. Me and them crafts be beefing with each other. I don't even use no tampons,

[A]

okay? Think you got me that you a stud.

[B]

Don't mean you got to be nasty.

[E]

Listen, listen, listen.

[C]

No penetration. She.

[D]

I just use a T.

[E]

No, no. I'm going say still clean, though. If anything, my family call me the most feminine stud, though, because, like, I'm always taking showers and, like, I got to make sure.

[C]

All right,

[A]

you have a good one.

[E]

You too. You too.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

She still got factory. Still in the showroom?

[B]

No, she. She definitely got some horny as hell on the pie. Talking about some zero miles that ain't never been.

[D]

Yo, what's good?

[B]

Yo, what's the deal?

[D]

Nothing much. How y' all boys doing?

[A]

Pretty good yourself?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Dude just coming up with generic responses and have some personality.

[A]

Oh, I got a question for you.

[C]

If you could switch places with any celebrity for a day, who would you switch with?

[D]

Oh, not saying I would want to be another person for a day, but I would be Travis Hunter. I'm going to explain why.

[B]

Please do.

[D]

Okay, so, like, I see what he's going through as a black man now to my situation that he's going through now. I would, like, not gonna lie, if I had a girl like that, bro, I wouldn't. I just break up with her, bro.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

I do that for him. I just break.

[B]

How much money you make a year? How much money you make a year?

[D]

Now I'm just saying, like, okay, that

[C]

in the low 30s,

[D]

it's like, like.

[B]

No, no, no, no. How much money you make a year? I'm done thinking about that.

[D]

Think about it. If that. That was Jo.

[C]

Nah, man, you don't know her. You don't know them people.

[B]

And he a multi millionaire, bro.

[C]

She could be a good woman.

[D]

Do I make a year?

[B]

He trying to look it up.

[A]

Nah, putting out a calculator to do is crazy.

[C]

He 600 times, 4 times, 12.

[B]

He said, okay, I make 10, 25 an hour. I bust out 10 last night. Nah, bro, you can't comment on nobody, girl, bro.

[A]

All right, bro. You have a good one.

[D]

I'm just saying, I ain't even think

[C]

about the football aspect. Like, let me run.

[B]

Let me, let me.

[C]

I want to intercept a pass and run it back for a touchdown. Nigga went straight to. I'm a break up with his bitch.

[B]

Yeah, you want to be another dude to break up with his girl. This nigga weird as a bitch.

[C]

This nigga bitchless. I want to be Travis Hunter. Maybe cheat on my girl.

[B]

Yo, what's the deal? Welcome to Crashing Me's podcast.

[D]

Appreciate it, Appreciate it.

[A]

I got a question for you. If you could switch places with any celebrity, who would it be?

[D]

I gotta go with Duke Dennis, man.

[C]

All right, okay, Duke Dennis, expound on that.

[B]

Can we wait, can we get some background for he white?

[D]

No, I'm a black male, sir. Okay.

[B]

CIA. I told y' all go ahead.

[D]

So, I mean, I don't know if I've been keeping up with the Internet and whatnot, but y' all just seen Streamer University, right? Right.

[A]

There's no clips and stuff.

[D]

Y' all see how Duke Dennis had India in a chokehold, Man.

[C]

And what's stopping you from doing that?

[D]

You know, you bright, you know, you write. But listen, Duke, see, he got money, he got dreads.

[B]

Why? Why you don't want to be so. So this is what I'.

[A]

Okay, what's stopping you from getting?

[B]

But why don't you want to be Obama or something?

[D]

He was cool. He served eight years in the White House and all that. He respected by my vote. No, I didn't avoid him. I was too young. If I could have voted, I would have voted for Obama.

[C]

All right, let's put it on a number, right? It's seven days a week.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

How many days out of those seven days are you dreaming about being another man?

[D]

One. Maybe not want to, but you know, you. You aspire to be.

[A]

But what's stopping, like, what's stopping you from being everything like that? Duke Dennis is. Then, like you said, he has money, he has dreads. Like, what's stopping you from doing anything else?

[C]

You can definitely get dreads, extensions.

[B]

I don't know if we asked him in the right question. How tall are you?

[D]

I'm six foot five.

[B]

Six foot five?

[C]

You want to be another? How old are you to go pick up the ball?

[B]

19. 6 5. You want to be another? Are you going to college soon?

[D]

I did one year of college. I hated that. So I work full time now.

[A]

What do you do for a living? Just.

[D]

I work at a dealership.

[B]

19.

[C]

I'm going to tell you something real quick. If. If you ever in a gas station and somebody asks you, do you play ball, just avoid that scenario.

[D]

It's happened too many times now. I gotta let em know, man, I used to play ball, but now I bowl like I'm 6 foot 5 throwing balls down the lane.

[B]

Hey, be careful with them Red Bull niggas. They'll shoot your ass. If they ask you, you better keep it.

[C]

Yeah. If somebody worked for Red Bull and they ask you if you play ball, just ignore that. It's not gonna end well.

[D]

It's a good idea. I think I saw that advice.

[A]

You say you bowl like professionally or like amateurly.

[D]

I wouldn't say professional. I ain't know Pete Weber, but I mean, I'm a good bowler.

[C]

I'm not because I don't even Know who that is?

[D]

Y' all know Pete? Who are you? I am.

[B]

Y' all know him?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, we do.

[C]

Come on, now.

[D]

That's the Goat. That's the Goat.

[C]

What's your average? What you racking up per game?

[D]

I'm about 180 right now. Been bowling for, like, two years.

[C]

Nah, he almost halfway there. Revolutionize the sport.

[D]

Hey, come on, now.

[B]

My auntie just bowled. She got arthritis. Trash.

[D]

Hey, bro, tell us. Put some money up. Tell us. Put some money up.

[B]

No, you need to stop thinking you want to be other dudes, then I. Then we can do something.

[C]

Bro, you worried about India Love. Worry about the clerk at the bowling alley. See if you can knock that down, and then we can move on up to India Love. Take baby steps. My.

[A]

All right, bro.

[D]

My step's too big. I take one step, and I already moved in 10ft. I got take big steps.

[B]

Yeah, just. Just a big, goofy ass.

[A]

All right, bro.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Hey, man, I appreciate y' all great.

[A]

I thought I hung up.

[B]

Just a big, goofy ass, and you just tell man piss you off being around him too much.

[C]

Make you mad. Y' all ain't never looked at Duke Dennis?

[B]

No.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yo, what's good, yo, what's good?

[D]

Yo, what's up?

[B]

Welcome to Crash on Me's podcast.

[D]

What's happening with y' all boys?

[B]

Chilling, podcasting.

[A]

You?

[D]

Same, different toilet, you know,

[B]

Quality answer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, I got a question for you. What's on your mind?

[D]

Man, it's still on my mind a lot lately. Like, I really got no females, bro. Like. Like, in a single one of them contexts, could be like, yo, what you doing?

[A]

So, okay, let's analyze this a little bit.

[B]

How old are you?

[D]

Let's see what age I just turned. 20.

[B]

Just turned 20. Okay, how tall are you?

[D]

I'm like 5, 11, 6, 0.

[B]

Okay, little 5, 9, guy. How much you weigh?

[D]

Like, 210.

[B]

210. You live, work out?

[D]

Yeah, I. I do CrossFit, like, four or five days a week.

[B]

Okay. Okay, good. So where are you going to meet these women? Right?

[D]

Like, that's the thing. Like. Okay, I'll give you all a story, right? A couple weeks ago at a homeboy's party. Meet this female, right?

[B]

There you go, buddy.

[D]

Strike one.

[C]

Female.

[B]

Oh, he did?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

So anyway, she was filming me at the party. I got her ig, and a couple weeks ago, I brought her a tea. And maybe, like. And maybe it's me, because, like, I'm trying to be respectful. I'm trying to do things the right way. I'm not. I'm not trying to be no, man. You know what I'm saying? So bring out these little Mexican restaurant. She's like, what you trying to do now? I'm like, like, we can go like. Like, we can go do something else. We can go to the park, go bowling. What you trying to do instead? We can go hang out back at my place. I was like, okay, bet. I'm like, hell, yeah. And we go back to her place. Nada not happen, literally.

[B]

That's okay.

[D]

We just sat on their couch, right? And we literally just talked like, an hour and a half. And then I left. I went to church with her that weekend. Then she wouldn't ghost on me. I don't get it.

[B]

Oh, yeah, she cleansed your ass and

[D]

got rid of you.

[B]

This nigga's a demon.

[C]

Baptized this real quick.

[B]

No, she. Oh, she ghosted you. Like, no contact the day after, did you. What did you do during church?

[D]

Nah, like, we just went to church. Like. Like, it was like, she didn't ghost me right after, but, like. Like, the day after I went to church with her, she went ghost on me the whole day. And she was like, oh, sorry. I was at the beach and my phone got caught in the water.

[C]

I was like, yeah, she just don't like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, so you came to the spot. Did you. Did you, like, make a move? Did you do anything at all?

[D]

I mean, at the party, when I met her, I went up and talked to her, and then, you know, I'm

[C]

saying, when you was back at her spot, did you make any moves? Like, any advancements?

[D]

I mean, I mean, nothing crazy, but, like, I'm trying to be respectful because, like, you know, I wasn't. I'm not trying to just, like, dump. I'm trying to, like, you know, like, be real, be a gentleman.

[B]

I don't get it about these situations. Like, it. Obviously, y' all just didn't have chemistry. It's just over, bro. Why you. You hung up on one girl. That's your problem.

[C]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

What you mean, like, you still talk? You go on a podcast talking about it?

[D]

This just happened.

[B]

Yeah, I'm saying get over it. She over her phone got caught in the water.

[A]

Caught.

[C]

Crazier thing is this. The phones are waterproof.

[D]

I don't know, man. It's that Galveston water.

[A]

Hey, man, you gotta keep shooting, bro.

[B]

Galveston. That's Texas.

[C]

Galveston, Texas. She went to the beach in Galveston, Texas.

[B]

Ain't that a bad beach?

[C]

You might have dodged a bullet, bro.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, I don't know. That's the one that Charles Barkley be talking about, ain't it?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Bad beach.

[D]

I live in Houston, so. So, like, it's the colorful beach.

[C]

Get back out there, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

All right, bro.

[A]

You have a good one.

[D]

All right. You have a good one, bro.

[C]

All right.

[B]

The other day, I was talking to my sister and I was giving my son a bath, and then she said, man, you such a good dad. You such a good dad. And I'm just like, you know, like, sometimes you just let your siblings or people, you know, like, give you compliments and stuff, and you're just like, all right. But I just like. Like, what do you mean by that? I'm just trying to, like, pick her brain. It's like, I never seen a dad get a. A bath, like, or spend all day with a son and had a son for multiple days, like, you. And I'm just like, what type of do, you know? And then that's why I never feel good when anybody. If someone come up to me. If a woman comes up to me and call me a good dude, I don't feel good because I feel like

[C]

I'm doing, like, basic.

[B]

Some normal. So I'm like, in my head, I'm thinking, like, what type of Is you around right now? Like, what's going on in your head? Like that you think that, like, what I'm doing is so great that it speaks to you and you gotta say it.

[A]

It's like the bar is a little bit lower.

[B]

Yeah, it's like, it's crazy low.

[C]

Bar is pretty low, man. I used to go to, like, OBGYN appointments when my girl was pregnant, and they'd be like, it's so good to see you. First of all, man, we here cause of me.

[D]

Yeah,

[B]

bro, they trip. You don't know that. They treat. I'm telling them they treat you. You so good if you with your woman during those appointments when she pregnant. Yeah. They treat you so good, they'd be like, you need some water?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

They start bringing out real refreshments.

[B]

Yeah, we ain't seen one of you in a minute.

[C]

Yeah, we'll go to the break room right now. What you need?

[B]

So would you consider yourself a full time dad or you just. You're the brother, you're the dad.

[C]

Don't show it to the kids. School and know the name of the homeroom teacher there.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Well, now you get bonus points for the littlest things.

[B]

Are you gonna pick him up every Day like, oh yeah, that's my son.

[C]

Like, I mean he do live here.

[B]

That's your dad. Be like, I know. Like I know my dad.

[C]

You can always tell the kids who don't got dads. Cuz like I went to like the field day and I was there like participating and like dude told my daughter, he was like, that's your dad. He's like, yeah. He was like, huh? Oh, I'll be your dad today, son.

[D]

I'll be your dad.

[B]

I got you little man.

[C]

Yeah, Junior. Come on, little.

[B]

I got you little man. First thing we gonna do is shut the up. That's how I talk to my kids.

[C]

On the count of three, we're gonna race to the fence. One, two, three. Let that take it.

[A]

Nah, you gotta throw my basketball real quick.

[C]

Crazy.

[B]

Go low a little man. Go low. Keep going.

[C]

No, keep going.

[A]

Keep going.

[C]

It's a traumatized no.

[A]

It could be a good investment. It could be a good investment too. Throw him a basketball and see if the left hand layup.

[B]

Oh yeah. Hey, blindside that. They try to act like they was helping that you picked up a 6, 6, 300 pound black man on the side of the road and found out he was 17 and said yeah, come on over here, big dog.

[C]

You ever had taco though?

[B]

Feed this. Go to old miss.

[C]

Stopped a car crash going on.

[B]

Went back to the hood to get his mama in the collar shirt. Like I. He was mad as hell about that movie. He said they made him look stupid as hell.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Well that's white people.

[B]

Yeah, they. They did have him looking like.

[A]

Yeah. Kind of make him look like a Igor or some door.

[C]

Big dumb.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You ever watch Game of Thrones?

[A]

Like Frankenste.

[B]

You ever seen Whole door? That's how they had Michael Door. Oh, whore.

[A]

Whole door.

[B]

Hold door.

[C]

Well, the thing is too is like that's fishy as. Yeah. You know, I mean because it's like he too big for adoption.

[D]

You know,

[C]

as a man, you know, I'm not adopting. Six, seven. Go figure it out.

[B]

You almost across the finish line adopting a 673005. Yeah, like, come on, bro, we know

[A]

what you doing, bro.

[C]

Mike, this is your family. Shut up, Sandra Bullock.

[B]

Start taking with potential from families that's on the street. Hey, ma', am, I see your son 6, 7.

[C]

First of all, he was like one year away from everybody recruiting him. They was going to put him on the block. You didn't force him down.

[B]

You know, they seen him a couple times before they went to go pick him up. Big ass on 40, big ass on 40.

[C]

Three on the same shirt.

[A]

Three weeks.

[C]

It's gonna make our move.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They found out his A. He's 17.

[A]

I wish he would say something sooner. I hate when they come back like, oh, years later after we already, like, enjoyed. We could have been boycotting this.

[B]

Yeah, I think he didn't like the payment or like something happened. Yeah, he didn't like the payment of it. Then he like went back and just like kind of looked at it.

[A]

He probably didn't realize people were making that much money off of his name too.

[C]

That's a.

[B]

That's a famous movie for. Not to say, not a big dumb. Oh, my God.

[C]

But they had NFL player, though. Like, revolutionized the game.

[B]

Why did this had that big ass polo on the whole movie. They got a collar shirt on the whole movie.

[C]

Lazy ass polo shirt.

[B]

They lazy stupid ass. Oh, man. But they had that boy. The test. The. The bell rung for the test and the was back there like this, shaking with a pencil.

[C]

He made that look stupid.

[B]

Delete this. Like, what the. I'm in the back of the class shaking with a pencil. It's okay, Michael. You can finish tomorrow. I'm not as smart as the other K.

[A]

Now.

[C]

She left. She left, dude.

[A]

The next day. No, really. I just watched the movie. It was a while ago.

[C]

There's a lot of great football movies. Like radio. Great football, Radio.

[B]

A great foot. That was.

[C]

I ain't gonna lie.

[B]

That was the first time I ever teared up during the movie. When they locked him in that closet.

[C]

Real. I ain't like that, man.

[B]

That was crazy.

[A]

I liked Gridiron Gang.

[B]

Great Iron Game.

[C]

Great movie.

[B]

It's a good movie.

[D]

Movie.

[C]

Remember the Titans.

[B]

Remember the Titan movie? Great movie.

[C]

Left side, strong side. I'll be getting up the longest. We do need racial unity.

[B]

The longest yard. Great movie. Greatest longest yard. They had me thinking Nelly is the best running back.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's when I started looking at Stone Cold side. I was like, damn, bro. Might be.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, when I saw.

[C]

Might be a little racist.

[B]

When I saw. Who was that? Was that the Harry Potter dude?

[A]

What's the Daniel Rex?

[C]

Radcliffe.

[B]

Didn't he say. He said in the movie before, he said with a hard er.

[C]

Sheesh. Yeah, it was in the script.

[B]

Yeah, it was in the script, though. But after seeing him saying it. I ain't watching Harry Potter no more.

[C]

It might not even.

[B]

No, it's definitely okay.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

N. Leonardo put some convincing hard R's out there too, though.

[A]

He did. I think It's Django. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Django. Django. Different, though.

[C]

Django. One of the best movies ever made. My.

[A]

It was a good movie.

[B]

No, Django different. No. But, hey, appreciate. Appreciate you having, man.

[C]

Appreciate y' all having me, bro.

[A]

Appreciate it. This the longest dap right here.

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Here.

[D]

Yeah,

[B]

appreciate. Big cat.

[C]

Big cat behind the camera.

[B]

You already know Jean getting some. We had some technical difficulties. Jean rode a scooter to Best Buy. I wish I.

[A]

And if lot in the rain.

[B]

If y' all see on.

[C]

I wish I could see the fit.

[A]

No, you got to come show the fit.

[B]

You got to show the fit. That's what I about to say.

[C]

Wild scooter fit right there.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That boy scooter. The scooter and the fit.

[B]

Come on now.

[A]

That man business.

[B]

No, you. Hey, you pissed. Send them down south off in the comments, but in our inbox. Tell them to take that off. I ain't sign up for this. Like, what you talking about?

[C]

Just a fit grabbed like. He just went to a high school. Like, let me get that jerk now.

[B]

That's how Gene is, bro. You'll see Gene, bro. I'm telling you. You'll go to a random store. And he always. The thing about Gene is you gonna see him pick the fit up and he gonna hold it above his head. So the whole story gotta look at what he got above his head, and you'll just see, like, a shirt with two strings across. A nigga block. Shake his head. Oh, yeah, he about to try to fit that. All right.

[A]

I just been crash dummies episode 209.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

God damn.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

200 episodes. Yeah. We're gonna leave the. All his information in the description. So you make sure you guys go follow the Grits and the X podcast. Yes.

[C]

For the listeners. Podcast.

[B]

Go ahead. For the listeners that can't read, because we got some listeners that can't read. They only know audio. So go ahead.

[C]

Gotcha, gotcha.

[B]

You gotta tell them where to follow.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Follow me. YouTube. The Grits and Eggs podcast. We on episode 70. Working.

[B]

Still working.

[C]

And then deontay Kyle across all platforms. B I G G K A T89. That's my man. Big ice cup on Instagram.

[B]

Shout them out. Let's go, let's go. Peace.

[A]

Got y'. All.

[C]

Peace.