Gold Star Stud feat Grits & Eggs Podcast - Episode 209

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike Episode: Gold Star Stud feat Grits & Eggs Podcast - Episode 209
Release Date: June 4, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode 209 of the Crash Dummies Podcast, hosts Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu welcome Deontay from the Grits & Eggs Podcast for an engaging discussion. The episode delves into personal experiences, friendships, societal interactions, and the dynamics of modern masculinity.

Welcome and Guest Introduction

The episode kicks off with the hosts extending a warm welcome to Deontay, establishing a friendly and relaxed atmosphere. They also acknowledge their connection with the Atlanta community and celebrate Pride Month and International Women’s Year, highlighting their commitment to inclusivity and diversity.

Notable Quote:

Big Cat: "Happy Pride Month to all our LGBTQ listeners."
(Timestamp: 01:44)

Navigating Friendships and Masculinity

A significant portion of the conversation centers around the complexities of male friendships and expressing emotions within them. The hosts discuss societal expectations for men to be stoic and how this impacts their ability to show love and support.

Notable Quotes:

Ryan Reynolds: "Maybe we should love and protect and respect our black women."
(04:33)

Big Cat: "But I feel like we leave a little. Like, I won't hang up on him right away, like."
(10:22)

Parenting and Family Dynamics

The discussion shifts to parenting, with both hosts reflecting on their experiences as fathers. They explore the challenges of balancing fatherhood with personal identities and societal expectations. The conversation touches on generational differences in expressing love and the influence of upbringing on current relationships.

Notable Quotes:

Ryan Reynolds: "My mom didn't tell me she loved me until I was like 12."
(12:01)

Big Cat: "I never feel good when anybody... I feel like I'm doing, like, basic shit, some normal shit."
(57:06)

Modern Social Interactions and Technology

A recurring theme is the impact of technology and social media on friendships and relationships. The hosts discuss the phenomenon of "good night trends" among men and the expectations surrounding communication in the digital age. They also critique modern streaming and content creation practices, reflecting on personal preferences and generational shifts.

Notable Quotes:

Ryan Reynolds: "I wear lots of hats."
(00:31)

Miguel: "Have you seen the good night trend been going on?"
(08:03)

Conflict Resolution and Respect

The episode delves into handling conflicts, especially among men. The hosts share personal anecdotes about confrontations and the importance of maintaining respect even in heated situations. They emphasize the need for maturity and understanding in resolving disputes without escalating tensions.

Notable Quotes:

Deontay: "I had to back my out on his ass because I was finna drop him."
(32:10)

Big Cat: "Man, he a panderer, you know?"
(04:25)

Cultural Commentary and Representation

The hosts critique how certain groups are represented in media and sports, particularly focusing on racial dynamics. They discuss the use of athletes as symbols in broader societal conflicts and the pitfalls of reducing complex individuals to stereotypes. This segment underscores the importance of authentic representation and the dangers of proxy wars based on race.

Notable Quotes:

Big Cat: "They use them as a proxy war for race because Kaitlyn Clark isn't the best white player in the league, and neither is Angel Reese."
(28:13)

Ryan Reynolds: "This is a perfect... this is perfect."
(28:42)

Guest Segment: Deontay’s Personal Stories

Deontay shares personal experiences, including a recent altercation at work where he had to defend himself, leading to job loss. The hosts engage in a light-hearted reenactment of the incident, highlighting the tension and humor in everyday conflicts.

Notable Quotes:

Deontay: "I was working, so they had took me in the back, calmed."
(34:15)

Big Cat: "He said you got one for me. He real? You real."
(35:23)

Discussion on Relationships and Dating

The conversation navigates through modern dating challenges, particularly focusing on male vulnerability and the difficulties in forming and maintaining romantic relationships. The hosts offer humorous yet insightful takes on dating dynamics, ghosting, and the expectations from both sides in a relationship.

Notable Quotes:

Deontay: "We just sat on their couch, right? And we just talked like, an hour and a half, and then I left."
(54:25)

Big Cat: "I don't get about these situations. Like, obviously, y' all just didn't have chemistry."
(55:44)

Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on the importance of clear communication and genuine interactions in both personal and professional relationships. They encourage listeners to engage authentically and prioritize meaningful connections over superficial interactions.

Notable Quote:

Big Cat: "Appreciate you having me, man."
(65:02)

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Conclusion

Episode 209 of the Crash Dummies Podcast offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discussions on modern masculinity, friendships, parenting, and societal issues. Patrick and Michael, alongside Deontay, create an environment where candid conversations unfold, providing listeners with relatable insights and entertaining exchanges.

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Transcript

[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Big Cat]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Deontay]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Big Cat]

Of course, if you enjoy overpaying.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No judgments.

[Deontay]

But that's weird. Okay, one judgment anyway.

[Miguel]

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[Deontay]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Deontay]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Deontay]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Miguel]

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[Deontay]

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[Miguel]

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[Deontay]

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[Miguel]

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[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Big Cat.

[Miguel]

Also, we shot that in Atlanta. Shout out to Atlanta.

[Big Cat]

We.

[Miguel]

They showed us lots of love.

[Big Cat]

Atl. Yeah, atl. First of all. First of all, first of all, no, I'm playing now.

[Miguel]

First of all, it is a. First of all, no. First of all, Happy Pride Month to all our LGBTQ listeners.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Happy Pride Month. Second of all, I didn't get to say this on the Poor Minds podcast and this pissed me off. I didn't get to say this. Shout out. First of all, shout out to Poor Minds.

[Miguel]

Oh, yeah, we shot an episode with Poor Minds that should be out Friday, I think.

[Big Cat]

Yes. And then obviously you'll hear the Deontay, the Grits and Eggs crossover with Big Cat. Now after we talk.

[Miguel]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

But I didn't get to say this on Poor Minds. First of all, first of all, happy, happy International Woman's Year to Poor Mind. Clip this and send it to the ladies.

[Miguel]

What else is going on? Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon, because we forgot to say that in the intro when we got. When we're in Atlanta.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

Also, we have a festival that's coming up.

[Big Cat]

I can put you in a log cabin somewhere in Wisconsin.

[Miguel]

I like the way you said that.

[Big Cat]

You don't like that?

[Miguel]

No, no, no.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Anywho, Obviously, the Wisconsin Fest.

[Miguel]

Yeah. Which is a concert that T Pain holds. It will be in Wisconsin, in Milwaukee on June 14th. We'll leave the link, the tickets in the. In the description for that. And also, you might. There's a lot of artists that's gonna be there. There's Keisha Cole, this Pusha Pusha T. Pusha T Wale, Jermaine Dupree, DJ Diesel, which is Shaq. Okay. Cash Doll, and many more. We might have some of them on the podcast, hopefully. So.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Spam they DMs, spam their comments. Hopefully they don't hear this.

[Miguel]

No, definitely. Definitely spam their comments. So when. Tell them to come on Crash Dummy's podcast when they. They hear, please.

[Big Cat]

What? Get spam, Shaq, for sure.

[Miguel]

We're going to leave the link in the description for that fit in here. Yeah, he can't. That's crazy. Anyway, we gonna get to the podcast with Deontay from Eggs. It's like Eggs and Grits from Grits and Eggs Podcast.

[Big Cat]

Yes, sir. Yo, yo, yo, yo. What we doing? What we doing? Ready?

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Oh, that was my intro. Yeah, that was more like a. Like a. A crowd. Like a room intro in this.

[Miguel]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yo, what's the deal? What's the deal? Welcome to Crash Enemies podcast. I'm here with Miguel.

[Miguel]

Oh, that's me. Yes, Mike.

[Big Cat]

I'm here with Deontay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, I mean, I know.

[Big Cat]

I know y' all recognize his face. Some of y' all. Some of y' all, some on you right now.

[Miguel]

What'd you do?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I love it.

[Big Cat]

Tell them what you did.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Maybe we should respect and protect women. And niggas was like, this nigga's tripping.

[Big Cat]

Man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was just a suggestion. Hey, if we keep talking about building community, women are a big part of our community. Maybe we should love and protect and respect our black women. Niggas is like, this nigga's a bitch.

[Big Cat]

He's a panderer, you know? Welcome, welcome. We got Cam here, too. Yo, Big Cat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's going on, baby?

[Big Cat]

What's the deal?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. Who's behind the camera?

[Miguel]

Big producer Cat. He's in the back, baby.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's a producer. He and his producer back today.

[Big Cat]

Big Cat right here. Grits and Ed's podcast. I know a lot of y' all that watch our show watch they show also. So obviously y' all recognize his face. Tell him something for the viewers that don't know about your pod. We can give, like, a quick summary.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Man, we just be talking about black folk shit, you know, politics, community stuff, jokes. You know what I'm saying? We keep it. It's a pretty. We cover all black folks shit again.

[Big Cat]

Again. Another pod for y' all to go to. Don't come here for y' all news and shit.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You want to tap in with the facts. Yeah, that's come.

[Big Cat]

That's him. Don't come over here trying to fact check me. I'm good, but I. So we've been in Atlanta for a couple days, and I want to know why every here got a work vest. How y' all get work vests in this bit, man?

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's how you control traffic. You know what I'm saying?

[Miguel]

There's a lot of people with the neon vest.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You go to an event, you hop out, you control traffic so you can get a good parking spot. Then you, you know, I'm saying, like, let's see me and Big Cat out. Big Cat hop out with the vest on, stop traffic. He looked very official. Yeah, get us a good parking spot. He hopped back in the whip, take the vest off, and then we go into function.

[Miguel]

Oh, no, that's the actual thing. So half the people we saw don't. Don't work in construction, nothing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, man, sometimes trying to look busy, my nigga, you know what I'm saying? Like, maybe he ain't got nothing going on. Maybe he. He. He filled out three applications. He ain't getting no callbacks. He went to an interview, nigga said, we'll be in touch. And he like, man, it. I'm putting on a vest, right?

[Big Cat]

Nigga getting his vest from orientation is crazy. I'm starting vest checking niggas around. Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Nah, Let me see your credentials.

[Miguel]

Let me see your vest.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The guy with stolen valor.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, filling the material, nigga. Now this fake ass vest. Then what y' all had going Atlanta was that streamer University?

[Miguel]

I don't think that was here.

[Big Cat]

That wasn't here.

[Miguel]

I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't know. I don't watch streamers yet. That's out of my age group. Like, I'm 34.

[Big Cat]

That's what a lot of people was asking me. Like, what I thought about the streamers and it's just like, I feel like it's so out of my age group that if I say anything bad about it, it's hate. And it gotta be hate. I respect it. That's all you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Evolution of like what we do. It's media, but it's evolution. It's live media for me. It's like, I'm not finna watch another nigga live they life.

[Miguel]

I'm just cool on that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't got time for that. I got kids. Imagine me, yo, if I. I got three kids, bro. They be, you know, I'm not part time popping. So I'm in the crib and I'm streaming, my kids gonna be on stream.

[Big Cat]

Right, Right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Cause they got questions. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, shit, the camera. What's up? Let me get on cam. Like, I don't got time for that.

[Big Cat]

I will say we tried it and like, bro, we could barely do 20 hours in a month. Like we were struggling.

[Miguel]

That's because it was just ch.

[Big Cat]

It was just chatting.

[Miguel]

We couldn't play video games on stream.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You couldn't play video. Oh, that was part of the contract. We couldn't play video games.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So that like, that's how we gonna buy up the now. If you playing video games and interacting, that makes sense. Yeah, because it's like you. It's something actionable, you doing something. But like just sit here responding to the chat all day. That's crazy.

[Miguel]

Have you seen the. The. The good night trend been going on?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Miguel]

When dudes are calling their, their guy friends and telling them good night.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, hilarious, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's funny.

[Miguel]

I think it's interesting because like, for like, guys can't do certain things because it's like guys can't even check on guys no more.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I feel like, hey, man, I tell all my friends I love them.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know, I mean, but good night. It'll just take me some getting used to.

[Big Cat]

Now. You gotta warm me up with a couple good mornings, bro.

[Miguel]

Tell me good morning.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Miguel]

I ain't gonna lie if you call.

[Big Cat]

And tell me good night.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We had to reevaluate our friendship, bro.

[Big Cat]

I ain't gonna lie to you. Good night. It's weird to know that your homie about to go to sleep. Like, yeah, just fuck it with me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, I don't need to know you exist outside of when we together. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Type shit.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like I was. I had kicked it with this dude for the first time. Like, you know, we was just linking on some, like, media shit, right? And then we had dip. Like, we was at the spot. We cool. Kicked it. Talk business for a second dip. He's like, yeah, I made it back safe. I was like, sometimes.

[Miguel]

Sometimes that matters, though.

[Big Cat]

Nah, that's weird because.

[Miguel]

But I'm just saying.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let me know when you made it safe, but you know what I'm saying? Cool, cool, cool. He just like, yeah, home safe. Like, yeah, I don't care.

[Miguel]

But sometimes if he was having the hood. What if he's having kind of, like a wild night, though? You already saw him up and he's like, all right, see, my.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We just went to lunch.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It wasn't raining. You know what I'm saying?

[Miguel]

Were y' all both on the place y' all were at?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, it was. We met, like, in a little middle ground type.

[Miguel]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was, like, trying to.

[Miguel]

But same state, though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Same state.

[Miguel]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Same city.

[Big Cat]

Okay. I got a question for y' all, too. When the last time you and Big Cat hugged?

[Ryan Reynolds]

All the time? Yeah. Probably today. Yeah, for real?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like, but without. Without. Nah, nah. Without the handshake.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, the live show.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the live show. Okay. Y' all did a show together? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Or probably the meet and greet.

[Miguel]

We hugged at the meet and greet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We. We. We be hugging, man.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We got.

[Big Cat]

We got a good balance.

[Miguel]

We got a good masculine balance. You know what I mean?

[Big Cat]

We got, like, seven handshakes in the last decade, like, where we just even that. Like, we just, like, see each other too much. We see each other way too much.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, but that's like. That's familials. So then you just get to a point where it's like, physical interaction is just. Oh, we together all the time in the physical. It gotta be a moment. Like, a real moment.

[Miguel]

Do y' all tell each other y' all love it?

[Big Cat]

Y' all love each other?

[Miguel]

Nah, I say love. Love. Nah, nah. You love him, son. Tell him you love him. I love him, though.

[Big Cat]

I leave, I feel like. Cause we don't say that also.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's a friendship. Y' all understand?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but I feel like we leave a little. Like, I won't hang up on him right away, like. Yeah, go ahead.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay. All right.

[Big Cat]

I'mma listen to your silence, bro. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That might be a little while.

[Big Cat]

I'll be listening to you. Put your phone in your pocket, man.

[Miguel]

I'm like, all right, bro, it's time to go.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Never right? Time to say goodbye.

[Big Cat]

I got you, bro. I ain't saying I love you, though, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But Yeah, I love you. Yeah. Yeah. This is like. I'm. I'mma let it breathe. That's how you know I love you. Right there. That. Breathe.

[Big Cat]

Throw that in.

[Miguel]

I feel like I. I would say, like it's uttering already.

[Big Cat]

I feel like I would say if.

[Miguel]

You'Re getting married during your wedding or some.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All right, let's keep. All right, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's. Let's dig deeper.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Big Cat, this ain't the Gris.

[Miguel]

I'm sorry. It's not the catch.

[Big Cat]

Because we would all just sat there.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, yeah, dig deep.

[Miguel]

All right, fellas.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Did y' all have. Did y' all grow up with parents that said they love you?

[Miguel]

Nah, ish.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ish.

[Miguel]

But I knew my mom always said it though.

[Big Cat]

I knew, I knew, I knew my parents loved me. It just wasn't like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It wasn't a vocal thing.

[Big Cat]

No. Both my parents like part time comedians, so it's just like, you know what I'm saying? They not cooking you as they are.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Affectionate or they like roasting you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but they not roasting me as bad today, like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, they wasn't. My parents wasn't affectionate.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My mom didn't tell me she loved me until I was like 12.

[Big Cat]

12. That's a good age to start.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Yeah. But also, like, my parents had just split.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I ain't see her for like six months. It was Valentine's Day. She sent. She's like, I love you. I was like, what?

[Miguel]

I think my dad starts. We started saying I love you more in our adult life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I say, yeah, now adulthood, you got to. On the way out. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I listen to my parents first time in my life now. You know what I'm saying? I want to hear their stories. Because a lot of stuff that, you know, your parents might admit is a flaw is something that was clouded in your brain.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Word.

[Big Cat]

And he like, oh, shit. That's why I do that. You know what I mean? Like, if. Yo, you know, pop say, man, I spend so much money on. They'd be like, oh, that's. I spend so much money. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm just blowing a thousand dollars.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't think they understand, like, that the behavior is picked up subconsciously. Sometimes it's genetic and shit too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So it's like you acting just like. I act just like my mom. I'm like a black mama. For real. That's how I parent my kids as A black mother, you know, but, like. Because my dad is just like a super quiet, like, reserved person. So it's like, only time he really speak is when something done pissed him off.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And even then, it don't even seem like he mad. It's just like real monotone. Like, you know what? Y' all got me up. It's like, all right, everybody come to their room. You know what? We're going to put ourselves on punishment.

[Big Cat]

What was your.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What was your punishment with that? With my dad? It was just like, nothing really. It was just like, I'm disappointed in you. That hurt.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Disappointing. I think you talked about that before.

[Miguel]

Yeah, but, like, by fifth grade, I was over it.

[Big Cat]

See, Mike was a badass kid.

[Miguel]

I wasn't a bad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I was a whooper, though. You feel me? My mom, like, yeah, but we used to get our ass.

[Big Cat]

My mom, she might give you three. Three whoopings in a day, like, off of one thing. Like, you her.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Cause I got two siblings, too. So it's. Then also, it's like, you gotta walk on eggshells. Like, my older sister, she bipolar and shit. So some. But before they understand what that is, she at school wiggin. And they like, oh, she's just a bad kid. So she always in trouble. She get her ass whooped.

[Big Cat]

And it's like, yeah, that's what it be.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And another thing, another thing.

[Big Cat]

And women know how to get under the skin of women more than just like. So my sisters, I don't know what they would do to my mom. Like, they just be walking around the house. My sister, no words of exchange. My mom just come out the room like, y' all got me up today. I be like, what y' all doing?

[Ryan Reynolds]

They have an unspoken language of, like, disrespect.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, you learn that when you live with a woman, too. Oh, everything is disrespectful. Everything.

[Big Cat]

You just living, existing. No, for real.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Being disrespectful, man, that dis is weird because. Especially if you. Not. If you're not accustomed to. That's why. No, a lot of men have relationship problems because if you're not accustomed to women, like, a lot of women are going to do that in a relationship. Like, some things are disrespectful because you're her boyfriend. In fact, you're the only one that can disrespect her in this way. And, like, figuring that out, bro, is so tough.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Two sisters, bro. I got an older sister and a younger sister. So, like, I didn't seem like three generations of different dynamics play out and I still can't get it right.

[Big Cat]

Man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You still up?

[Big Cat]

No, you still up? I got five sisters. I still it up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You got all brothers?

[Miguel]

All brothers.

[Ryan Reynolds]

How many, how many siblings you got?

[Miguel]

I got an older brother and a younger brother.

[Big Cat]

I got a brother, five sisters.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Your brother the oldest?

[Big Cat]

No, youngest. Oh, one of the youngest.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Where you, where you fall? You in the middle?

[Big Cat]

I'm like, near the top.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Okay. You want to start five?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm near the top. I'm really big dog. If my big sister watching this, I'm really big dog.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

All right.

[Big Cat]

She know. She know too.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm. I'm like, I'm my dad's favorite. I could tell nobody liked that. But it's the thing, you know?

[Big Cat]

So you know that, right? And you know, you, you probably your mom's favorite.

[Miguel]

I think I'm everybody's favorite now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miguel]

I grew up as the most hated though, so.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So similar, right? Like my mom, my mom passed away like 20, 19. But Mom's favorite. You know what I'm saying? Everybody know that. My dad, he like, he's the guy he be calling my sister's like, you know, your brother, he famous, right?

[Miguel]

What are you doing?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, same job, 10 years. Can't move out. Like, oh, hey, hey, don't put, don't put me next to them. I feel like I'm birthday coming up.

[Big Cat]

I'm second for both. I got two BA. I got a 16 year old sister. Like, that's obviously going to be my. No matter what he say, that's going to be his favorite child.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And then I got a younger brother. My brother younger too. That's my mom's baby. Like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But I'm always second. Like, my other sisters ain't shit.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm juggling through which one of my kids is my favorite one.

[Big Cat]

Your. Your cousins?

[Ryan Reynolds]

My kids.

[Big Cat]

Kids.

[Miguel]

It depends on the day with you, huh?

[Ryan Reynolds]

It. It does change.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So, like, my daughter is my. Is my youngest too. So that's my baby.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So it's like, is she my favorite or is that my baby?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But my oldest, that's my. Yeah, that's my dog.

[Miguel]

What you had your kids?

[Big Cat]

What, the middle or what?

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's just like me. So. Yeah, he's actually like, you can ask him like me. And we damn near act just the same. So he's like disinterested. Nothing impresses him. Yeah, that's the same way I am. I'm hard to impress. I don't care. It's like, if I get what I want, I'm good, right? He like, well, I got what I want, but not really. I didn't take that. Really? This greedy, man.

[Miguel]

How old were you when you had your first kid?

[Ryan Reynolds]

20.

[Miguel]

Oh, so that's why he said your dog. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He even be saying like, yo, you remember we'll drive. We'll be driving something. He's like, man, you remember when we stayed in the apartment? One bedroom, three, five people. That was rough.

[Miguel]

So you have a teenager now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah. He. He be 14 in September.

[Miguel]

That's a. That's a. A dad dad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

Really? Like, he about to be high school. Yeah. You young. Young ass dad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm a real dad. This big cat son f to graduate high school, huh?

[Big Cat]

Damn.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He got to seventh grade.

[Miguel]

I'm 34. I mean, I'm 35. I'll be 36.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I be 36.

[Big Cat]

He was a high school grad. Done. How many kids you got? Nah, I got one son.

[Miguel]

He going to the seven grade.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you done teenage dad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I got.

[Miguel]

I was a teenage dad. How old?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I was 19 when I had him.

[Deontay]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you about to start. Oh, he turning up. He in his turn up phase this time. It's your freedom time.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I've been turning up since. That's why I got him.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ain'T nothing change. I don't even know, like, 30, 35. If we was to all go out right now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'mma. I'mma part ways, like.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yo, what y' all doing? Okay, we going back to the spot. Not him.

[Miguel]

He gonna stay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He. He going somewhere to turn up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So if the club. If the Club close at 5, when you, when you going home?

[Miguel]

The club closes at 5, but I'm going somewhere else at 6.

[Big Cat]

He's self sufficient. I'm like that too, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Hey, I'm not.

[Miguel]

No, I'm not.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If the club closes, I'm trying to be home at 2.

[Miguel]

Even that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I'm ready to go to bed, man.

[Miguel]

I'm the type of person if you don't tell me the plans by like 9 o' clock, like, where exactly we're going and how we're getting in and everything. I'm done.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I move around like a hostage. Like, once you take me to the second location, I'm done. Yeah, don't try to get a third drop. A third drop, a third low, especially.

[Big Cat]

Especially if you supposed to be showing me around. And then I done went into a lounge and it's Just two dudes in a lounge with some hookah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, I thought you had the spot.

[Miguel]

Yeah, survive.

[Big Cat]

It's usually popping. Well, it's Tuesday. They get like, what the am I here for?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I ain't gonna lie. I'm quick to tell. Like, oh, the third spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll meet y' all there. I go home.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, go home.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Turn my phone off. Yeah, Goodbye.

[Miguel]

I think it's good, though.

[Big Cat]

Good Irish.

[Miguel]

I think with guys we don't. That. That stuff doesn't really hold as much value. Like, you just like, disappearing and go home.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Girls will fall out of. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. Like, you want to test a girl's friendship, Go to Miami. Take a Miami Bob deep. Not now.

[Big Cat]

I will want to. I will want to say warning. Warning to the fellas. I feel like we've been taking that too serious. It's a lot of y' all that think it's cool to miss your man's wedding or his baby shower, regardless. If he act like he wants you there, he wants you there. Don't. Don't do the baby shower weddings.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But I ain't gonna lie. Big events you can't miss.

[Big Cat]

Can't miss it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm not shaking that off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If you just tell me happy birthday, but don't give me a gift, I'm cool. But if you completely miss my birthday, like, just don't say nothing. It's like.

[Big Cat]

And it's like a three day grace period.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's like, give me a belated.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, belated.

[Miguel]

How many days, though, is a belated?

[Big Cat]

A week. I say a week.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I really don't like the belated because my birthday on July 4th, how you forget that?

[Miguel]

But that's the easy one. Forget.

[Big Cat]

That's tough, though.

[Miguel]

Especially if they're like, hoorah. Type of pride.

[Big Cat]

My uncle just blew off his fingers lighting the M80. My bad. I ain't wish you happy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But listen, I will take a. I will take a. I. I give a 24 hour.

[Miguel]

A belated.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, 24 hours.

[Big Cat]

Now you crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

28 hour belated is crazy.

[Miguel]

I could have been off the ground for two days.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Just don't tell me, bro. Just be like, yeah, no, but I.

[Miguel]

Want you to know I didn't forget.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What you did.

[Miguel]

No, I didn't forget.

[Big Cat]

No, A week. A week is good, though, for me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A week?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, a week.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I was going to meet y' all in the middle at 48 hours.

[Big Cat]

To me, to me, I respect it more. Like, to me, it's easy to See, like, okay, let's say I'm posting everybody on my IG story. They said, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Or they see it on Facebook, happy Birthday, and they just add in. But you hit me up four days later on the 29th and say, happy Birthday. So nobody gave you that idea. You remember me? I take that.

[Miguel]

And that means that you're doing a task at home. And that shit hits you like, oh.

[Big Cat]

Shit, there was a trash. Oh, shit, it's Mike Burton.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's how I am about giving.

[Big Cat]

Damn, this remind me of Mike.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's how I am with condolences. Like.

[Miguel]

Yo, that's wild.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Listen, my nigga, look.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Everybody else giving their condolences. Not me. I'mma come three days later. Yeah, I knew it was a lot. You know what I'm saying? I wanted to let you know from the heart I sent my condolences. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Hey, man. Hey. I know it's the anniversary of your granddad's death, and I wanted to hit you up a year ago, but I wanted to let it. You know what I'm saying?

[Ryan Reynolds]

See, a year is crazy.

[Miguel]

Not a year is crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A year is crazy. A year is wild.

[Big Cat]

No, a year so foul.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I hit a nigga.

[Big Cat]

Like, talk about rp. Your granddad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Your granddad died on a Tuesday. I'm gonna call you Saturday. I know the last few days been rough for you, my nigga.

[Big Cat]

That's tough.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

That's tough.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Thinking about you whole way. I just ain't wanna. You know what I mean? I know it's been a lot.

[Big Cat]

That's actually a good thought process. Yeah. Cause that actually might hit them right when they need it. That's when everybody leaves.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm showing love. I'm showing love on the back end. Like when. When everybody then said it out of obligation, like, yeah, I'm thinking about you, bro.

[Miguel]

It's easier with. With pregnancies, too, because the kid. Wait, what? I'm just saying it's easier to say right back to the beginning, like with the congratulations. Because you can say congratulations from the day the baby's born to at least 3 5.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I mean, she'll say, hold on.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, the first year. Nah. When the baby can talk, you can't say congrats.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Miguel]

Because it depends on the type of friendship we have.

[Big Cat]

You still got time. Like, let's say ain't nobody hit you up since you had your kid. But it's like they hit you up when you're taller. And they'd be like, yo, bro. See little man and some stuff. I got some. Some. Some toddler shoes, blah, blah, I can buy. And a crazy little man starting to talk. That might hit you differently because that's when. That's when our real par. Ain't.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That ain't real, son.

[Miguel]

If the baby's talking in them pull ups, you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You say the congratulations, like, give me some Pampers.

[Miguel]

My man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I talked to my man. My man. I ain't talking to my man's what, tired? Like two years? Yeah. I was like, yeah, what's up, boy? He was like, yeah, you popping. And you know, I'm a dad now. What? I can't even say I'm an uncle. You got something. Pregnant. Old. Pregnant. Whole birthday. I missed all of it.

[Big Cat]

God damn.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't even feel like a friend at this point.

[Big Cat]

That'd be crazy. How do you. So how many. How many friends do you consider, like, if they had a kid right now? That's your nephew?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Three.

[Big Cat]

Three friends.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Big cat. Cool.

[Big Cat]

Shadirk, how many friends you say?

[Miguel]

Probably just you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

That sounded kind of sensual, but great answer.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's how we keep the pod.

[Miguel]

Not really, though. It's not. I don't got too many, like, guy friends. I feel like that I, like, hang out with day to day. I mean, I feel like it's Gene or anybody from the clothing brand would have a kid. Okay, I'll think about that way.

[Big Cat]

Okay. You know what? Definition I'm trying to get down because we all getting hit with accusations is what's the definition of pandering women?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't really know because they change it all the time. I think if you being obtuse, like, if you're saying something super obvious, like, you should hold it like, this is like, you see a woman coming, you should hold the door. And then women is like, yeah.

[Miguel]

It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's pandering.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. I'm talking to, like, a real psychology of things like. No, like, respect. See them as humans.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Not just sexual objects. That ain't pandering. That's. That's mindset shifting is really. Do look at women just as sexual objects.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you. What you think? Do you think there's such things? So he said.

[Miguel]

I agree with him because I see it on the reverse side too, when it's like, like the red pill woman, where they.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

So there's that group of people that were like, scary woman.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Like a Republican woman.

[Miguel]

Like, hard, hard. So it's like there is. I think that is true.

[Big Cat]

But like worst kind of everything. Yeah, there's a worst kind of like you could say someone is. They're pro black. But we've seen people take it as too much.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You way too balance and.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

And I think it's also like a thing of when people say that. I think they see them, they're seeing themselves. Like no, I don't really think that this dude believes that because I don't believe that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

So it's like I think this dude is just like me type of thing.

[Big Cat]

I just.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

I just. I don't get it. Because sometimes we'll say like okay, my. My whole Angel Reese saying. I was saying just as me as a black man. Right. If I do think Angel Reese didn't play a good, good game. A good game. If I do think Angel Reese is not as good as a player as Kaitlyn Clark. If I do think that as a black man. I'm not gonna say that publicly only because the people that's gonna agree with me is not saying it for the same reasons I'm saying.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, that's how I am too. Like I went in private like damn, yo. She was asked.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But like that's just real shit. Yeah, that's just sports is like y' all hate her cuz she's black. Not saying that in public.

[Big Cat]

Exactly.

[Ryan Reynolds]

N. It's like, you know, and it's like try to hold you to the fire. So you think she had a good game? Like. Yeah, I think 8, 2 and 2 is good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You. I love them 15 rebounds.

[Miguel]

They all offensive.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She went 3 for 17 from the field.

[Big Cat]

Talking about Hooper.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Real baller.

[Miguel]

She really did this.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She really Dennis Robin.

[Miguel]

Yeah, she's really Dennis Robinson.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But I think the thing is, is like. Like you said, I know why you hate her.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You don't hate her from a basketball perspective. So it's like you.

[Miguel]

Because you're not making. Even making those comments from a basketball perspective.

[Big Cat]

And then people don't understand basketball. The WNBA is played the sets and stuff that they run is kind of played like older NBA, if that makes sense. They still running plays. They still doing like more assessed than you see. A little less ISO basketball. So like her doing that is something like Dennis Rodman. It's just like kind of like there's more people, there's more people near the basket. Like it's not as spread out. So those rebounds she getting is actually hold a lot more value.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But this is the thing too it's like they use. They use them as a proxy war for race because Kaitlyn Clark isn't the best white player in the league, and neither is Angel. Angel Reese ain't the best black player. I know Paige and Asia at those spots, but you can't use them against each other because Paige fucked with the nigga. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, clearly, that's all they want to do, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They just want to. You crazy because why the. Like, Dave Portnoy is, like, a multi billionaire. Yeah, but he's a gambling addict. Yeah, but he's also racist. This is perfect. Yeah, this is perfect.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I will say you got the Indiana Fever game. What are you doing in Indiana? Yeah.

[Miguel]

He'S really more trolling towards the opposite, I think.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think he's. I think. I think there's a certain. I think we think about whiteness and racism as ignorance.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

When it's really arrogance.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's like, arrogant, like. Yeah, of course. Like, Caitlin Clark's better. He just believes that from, like a. Like a pure sense, not anything to do with basketball. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. So I'm gonna support that because this is a great white hope. Like, this is like Larry Bird to these niggas. Larry Bird's better than magic. I bet my bottom dollar. Then Michael. Michael Jordan came. It's like, well, all right, let's stop having that. We can't talk about the NBA juju.

[Big Cat]

Get back juju on the way. No, no, that was good. That was a good Bart. Today and today only, P.J. tucker. Five threes, thousand and I'm just playing.

[Miguel]

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[Big Cat]

Make sure you use our code, bro. Don't go in there using nobody else code or using the code you found when you got to the website. Use our code if you heard it here.

[Miguel]

All right, what's your pick today?

[Big Cat]

Okay, today and today only, PJ Tucker. Now behance that a lot of people off with that. Okay, I'm going with. First of all, they got some stuff called Supercharged, so y' all better get on there and. And start making your picks right away because they got something called Supercharged where you could get a times two.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

For like 12 extra dollars. So I will hop on there and get that. But for game one of the NBA Finals, I got. What the Helly burton higher than 17 and a half points. I got SGA higher than 33 and a half points. I know that's crazy, but be a scorer, bro. I got Pascal Seakum, your cousin, over 19 and a half points. And I got Jaylen Williams lower than 22 and a half points because I got to throw a negative in this shout out to J Dub. You know what I mean?

[Miguel]

Anyway, thank you.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what do you think about the Finals, though?

[Miguel]

What do you mean, what I think about the finals?

[Big Cat]

Exactly.

[Miguel]

Anyway, thank you to Underdog for sponsoring the podcast. Make sure you guys use the code dummies. Yeah. Back to the podcast. Peace.

[Big Cat]

Let's do it.

[Deontay]

The NBC Nightly News legacy isn't handed down or NBC News.

[Big Cat]

I'm Tom Brokaw. We hope to see you back here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm Lester Holt. It's carried forward.

[Deontay]

Tom Yamets is there for us.

[Big Cat]

Firefighters are still working around the clock.

[Deontay]

As the world changes, we look for what endures.

[Big Cat]

We are coming on the air with breaking news right now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We look for a constant and from one era to the next, trust is the anchor.

[Big Cat]

For NBC Nightly News, I'm Tom Yamas.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A new chapter begins.

[Big Cat]

NBC Nightly News with Tom Yamas.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Evenings on NBC.

[Big Cat]

But for real, we should get to some listening callers. Yo, yo, yo. Welcome to Crashing Podcast.

[Deontay]

Appreciate y' all boys for having me. Again.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, again.

[Deontay]

Type.

[Big Cat]

You ever make the pod before?

[Deontay]

Yeah, I did.

[Big Cat]

All right, cool. All right, I got a question for you. What's on your mind?

[Deontay]

Just lost his job, man. But you know what I'm saying what it is.

[Miguel]

How'd you lose your job?

[Deontay]

I had got into it with. So basically I was driving trucks for Red Bull, delivering Red Bull at like, different stock stores. Gas station like that had got into it with a customer at my gas station. It almost got physical. Feel me? It was a big ass dude. So you know what I'm saying? I had to back my out on his ass because I was finna drop him. So that's how it went. Yeah, I had to but like six, eight, bro. I'm like five eight.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What was the ethnicity?

[Deontay]

He was a black dude.

[Miguel]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's gonna beat the.

[Deontay]

With biggest, bro. I ain't even. I ain't doing no wrestling. I ain't gonna hold you now.

[Big Cat]

He was gonna knock you out and pour Red Bull over your body.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Get this wings.

[Deontay]

Bro. With the. The freaky like, what? Oh, Red Bull all over my body. What Type of.

[Miguel]

So what was the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Some employee.

[Miguel]

So what was the first. What was the first call you made.

[Deontay]

After that first call?

[Miguel]

After that, like, did you self report yourself?

[Deontay]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know what I'm saying?

[Deontay]

I let my. I let my upper management, I let.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Them know, can you please.

[Deontay]

I got into it with somebody, fights it.

[Miguel]

Can you reenact the call? Just. I just want to hear your first words to your bo.

[Deontay]

I mean, I basically was just like, I just got into it with somebody at my quick trip. And if it get back to you, I just want to give you a heads up. Like, he asked me what happened and I told him the story.

[Big Cat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Dude, wait, hold on. Can we go back? Dude just wanted to fight. He want. Did he have a gun too?

[Deontay]

Nah, he did pull. He started pulling out on me too. But they ain't let him back in the stove.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, he went to the whip on you.

[Big Cat]

You was in the stove. How long it take you to get out the stove?

[Deontay]

What you mean?

[Big Cat]

Like, so how long did he stay. So like when they ain't let him back in the store, did he go sit in his car or he drove away right away?

[Deontay]

Oh, I don't know. Like, bro, I was working, so they had took me in the back, calmed.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Down and said, how did this altercation start though?

[Deontay]

It's really the goofiest situation twin when I tell you the goofiest shit. So like I said, I'm in there working. And like I said, the tall as fault, like he's visibly tall. So I comment, I'm like, yo, bro, you in the wrong profession. We need you on the Timberwolves. It's the playoff time. All that gets sensitive. And he say some like, well, if you died, then I wouldn't be in the right. The wrong profession because the has scrubs on. And just because you got scrubs on, I'm supposed to assume you a doctor? Tell me he a doctor. Like you could have been a nurse. Fucking cna, you know what I'm saying? Like, doctors are not the only that. Where your white coat at, bitch?

[Big Cat]

Like, how come you know that?

[Ryan Reynolds]

First of all, why would the nigga have on a white coat in the Shell station?

[Big Cat]

Nah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Also second of all, that nigga was finna operate on you. Crazy deal.

[Miguel]

Nah.

[Big Cat]

Getting almost getting your ass beat for.

[Deontay]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Pause.

[Big Cat]

Why you the fuck is that?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Deontay Kyle, on the Grizzly Nicks podcast, you said, who?

[Deontay]

What's your name, brother?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Deontay Kyle. I'm from The Grist and Eggs podcast.

[Deontay]

Hey, man, what's up, bro? Nice to meet you.

[Big Cat]

You don't need to be asking no question.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You need a job, so. Yeah, what's up? You got one for me right now?

[Big Cat]

He said you got one for me. He real? You real.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We don't allow guns on the premises.

[Big Cat]

What's your message to six eight Buddy? If he can hear six eight Buddy, use a.

[Deontay]

It was just a joke, man. You know what I'm saying? You old as anyway, like your knees probably done. You ain't hooping for nobody, bro. Having a bad day. All you had to do is say, all right, my boy, and kept it pushing. But you was a though, bro.

[Miguel]

All right, man. You have a good one, bro.

[Deontay]

That boy hold it down.

[Big Cat]

I appreciate y' all indeed.com tight.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, man, that was his fault.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, definitely his fault.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Just do your job. You're trying to be funny at work.

[Big Cat]

Dick riding at work is crazy. Going up to another man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, you should play ball.

[Big Cat]

You should play basketball. Ain't nobody ever told you that. You don't think he hear that every day? He tired of that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

First of all, the in scrubs. Leave him alone.

[Big Cat]

I'd be sick of that. Telling me to go hoop.

[Miguel]

Yo, yo. Welcome to Crash Enemies podcast.

[Deontay]

Thanks, thanks.

[Miguel]

Thanks for having me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why you sound this on a perk? I'm chilling. I'm chilling.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I got a little.

[Miguel]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Lemon particles in there.

[Miguel]

I'm ask you the question so you can get out of here, bro. If you could. If you could trace. If you could trade places with a celebrity, who would it be?

[Deontay]

Probably 70, 20, I'm not going to lie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, first. First thing you're doing when you wake up at Sydney Sweeney, you know, probably.

[Deontay]

Taking a bath, you know, drinking the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Water, you know, tasting the bath water, you know, you know, checking myself out in the mirror.

[Big Cat]

You know, where is God in all this?

[Miguel]

I mean, or is it like. Like, if it's a Sunday, then, you know, I might go.

[Big Cat]

No, you don't.

[Miguel]

No, no, look.

[Big Cat]

Nah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let's get a real question then. All right. You Sydney Sweeney. You wake up, you take your bath. You appreciate the body. What DM you responding to? I mean, what demon am I not responding to?

[Big Cat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He gonna be a whore?

[Big Cat]

He black.

[Miguel]

Yeah, I think.

[Deontay]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

A black man want to wake up as a white woman.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Brother, they got you, brother.

[Miguel]

My brother, I know. He like. He like anime.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he like, okay.

[Miguel]

He dressed up as a Ninja Turtle for Halloween. He said, damn, legit.

[Deontay]

Who's that third nigga in there?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Think he Donatello?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he talking like a slave master. He said, who's that third?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Deontay Kyle from the Grizzly N Podcast is okay.

[Miguel]

Okay like that? I don't know. All right, bro. You have a good one, man.

[Big Cat]

You have a good one, brother.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Thanks.

[Big Cat]

Thanks for having me. No seek help, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hello, There we are.

[Big Cat]

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, how you doing?

[Miguel]

Good, good, good. Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. We got got. We got our boy Deontay here, too.

[Deontay]

How you doing, bro?

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's up, man?

[Big Cat]

I said the most polite dude.

[Miguel]

All right, I got a question for you. If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, you know, I'm gonna have to go with Bonnie Blue. Who?

[Big Cat]

He black kid.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Who is Bonnie, man? Old girl. Who was on?

[Deontay]

Who was on?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Only fans matched about 10, 52 dudes. Yo, what's up? Oh, and you. And you finna. And you finna run that number up some more? I'm taking all of it.

[Big Cat]

Well, why.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why can't you just take it?

[Miguel]

You could do that now, though.

[Big Cat]

Why don't you do it in the body you got.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Man? Hey, who needs hoes?

[Big Cat]

Oh, my.

[Miguel]

Yo, no.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What? That's a crazy way to come out.

[Big Cat]

I want y' all to know this is a message to the CIA. Y' all ain't gotta do shit no more. Oh, this nigga got it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He want to wake up in the body of somebody just got a train ran on.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy.

[Miguel]

Yeah. You could do that now, though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I could, but I'm not as good looking, so. Oh, man. Dudes will fuck anything. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could find two willing participants right now. Oh, shit. Hey, I'm on my way.

[Big Cat]

No, no, not over here.

[Miguel]

Yo, welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast.

[Deontay]

What's up?

[Miguel]

What up? What up? I got a question for you.

[Deontay]

All right. What's the word?

[Ryan Reynolds]

All right.

[Miguel]

If you could switch places with any celebrity, who would it be?

[Deontay]

Like I said, younger me. I'll switch places with her because I know she get all the. I'm a stud. I already know.

[Big Cat]

I know.

[Deontay]

She had, like, a pack.

[Big Cat]

We finally. I feel like y' all been taking a lot of. How can I say it? A lot of backlash.

[Miguel]

I just feel like people have been commenting on our stud listeners and we haven't.

[Deontay]

Bro, that's what I was just saying. I was listening to y' all podcast. No, no, no, it's not like that. I was just saying. I was saying, like, last week, I Was listening to the podcast, and I was just saying that I had to be the star representation.

[Big Cat]

Oh, this is. Okay, what you got on right now?

[Deontay]

I mean, I'm at work. I got some, like, black pants on and some Crocs. So it's not. It's nothing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay, scenario.

[Big Cat]

It's Saturday night. What you. What you putting on?

[Deontay]

Oh, so if we hitting the town, let me go for the Jordan 11, the, you know, the breads. Let me get those. Let me get some all black jeans. All right, so you. You saying that now, Pat, but I'm telling you, when I put my stuff together, it'd be fresh. It's cornball to you, but it's fire to me.

[Big Cat]

I believe you. I believe.

[Deontay]

And guess what, Pat? We from the same city, too. I'm from Pontiac, Michigan.

[Big Cat]

No. No way.

[Deontay]

Swear to God.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you a real stud.

[Deontay]

Oh, yeah, I'm a real stud. Hell, yeah.

[Big Cat]

For no games.

[Deontay]

Hell, no. Like, I like to. Like, I like to call myself. I like to. When I was like, talk to dudes, I either be saying I'm a honorable or I'd be like, I'm a gold star stud.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy.

[Miguel]

What constitute as a gold star stud, though.

[Deontay]

Gold star studding.

[Miguel]

Why they cut out. I'll call it Right.

[Big Cat]

But the thing about.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She said honorable, but.

[Big Cat]

No, but for real. But she. Hello. Yo.

[Miguel]

Okay, go ahead. No, go ahead.

[Deontay]

No, I was just saying. I was just basically saying you ain't never been tied, never been touched by a nigga, ain't never been kissed by nothing. I didn't even used to eat my applesauces with spoons because that's how legit I was. Again.

[Big Cat]

But that's. No. Pontiac is different because she got to grow up as a stud, and nobody like studs live freely in Pontiac.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, live freely. I'm saying. Quick question, quick question. So you wake up. You wake up as young in May, but it's when like, her liver all up like you, bro.

[Deontay]

First thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go to the doctor and we gonna get that checked out. But by the night I'm in the club, you back on the Henny. You back on Henny some night, I swear to God.

[Big Cat]

But they broke, though.

[Deontay]

Listen, though, I'm only young and made for a night, bro. We about to rack up the back up the pussy.

[Big Cat]

See, that's why I be saying. See, that's. I think that's where the beef come in at is because y' all get away with a lot of, like, you saying Rack up the. And we just gotta let that slide. You know what I'm saying?

[Deontay]

Yeah, for sure. No, I definitely do say that. Studs get away with a lot of stuff. Just, like, a lot of stuff. Yeah. At the end of the day, we still. Girl, we still bad, but, you know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We just bad bitches.

[Deontay]

And then clothing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Deontay]

Like y' all ever notice. Y' all ever know the breakdown of what stud means?

[Miguel]

You said what? You said what?

[Deontay]

Swear to God. You ever know what stud stood for?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, what it stand for?

[Deontay]

Still titties under the shirt.

[Big Cat]

What are we talking about?

[Deontay]

What are we talking about? And then, yeah, when I'm on my period, I'm the hardest. Like, I do thug. And, you know, I don't let that bother me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You don't even eat no chocolate, take no Midol, nothing. You just thug out them, bro. Me.

[Deontay]

Me and them crass be beefing with each other. I don't even use no tampons.

[Miguel]

Okay, you think you got be that rob you a stud.

[Big Cat]

Don't mean you got to be nasty.

[Deontay]

Listen, listen.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No penetration.

[Deontay]

I just use a tag. No, no. I'm about, say, still clean, though. If anything, my family called me the most feminine stud, though, because, like, I'm always taking showers and, like, I got.

[Miguel]

All right, you have a good one.

[Deontay]

You, too. You, too.

[Miguel]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She still got factory zero. That's still in the showroom.

[Big Cat]

Does she? Definitely got some horny as hell on the pie. Talking about some zero miles that ain't never been touched.

[Deontay]

Yo, what's good?

[Big Cat]

Yo, what's the deal?

[Deontay]

Nothing much. How y' all boys doing?

[Miguel]

Pretty good yourself?

[Deontay]

Yes, sir.

[Big Cat]

Dude just coming up with generic responses and have some personality.

[Miguel]

Oh, I got a question for you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If you could switch places with any celebrity for a day, who would you switch with?

[Deontay]

Oh, not saying I would want to be another person for a day, but I will be Travis Hunter. I'm gonna explain why.

[Big Cat]

Please do.

[Deontay]

Okay, so, like, I see what he's going through as a black man now to my situation that he's going through now. I would, like, not gonna lie. If I had a girl like that bro, I wouldn't. I just break up with a bro.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Deontay]

I do that for him. I just break.

[Big Cat]

How much money you make a year? How much money you make now?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm just saying, like, okay, that in the low 30s.

[Big Cat]

It'S like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Think about it, though.

[Big Cat]

Like, no, no, no, no. How much money you make a year? I'm done thinking about that.

[Deontay]

Think about it. If that was Joe.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Nah, man, you don't know her. You don't know them people.

[Big Cat]

And he a multi millionaire.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She could be a good woman.

[Deontay]

Do I make a year?

[Big Cat]

He trying to look it up.

[Miguel]

Nah, putting out a calculator to do is crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

600 times more.

[Big Cat]

12 he said okay, I make 10, 25 an hour. I bust out 10 last night, bro. You can't comment on nobody girl, bro.

[Miguel]

All right, bro, you have a good one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I ain't even think about the football aspect. Like, let me run, let me, let me. I want to intercept a pass and run it back for a touchdown. Went straight to. I'mma break up with his.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you want to be another dude to break up with his girl.

[Miguel]

This.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I would want to be Travis Hunter. Maybe cheat on my girl.

[Miguel]

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

Yo, what's the deal? Welcome to Crash on Me's podcast.

[Deontay]

Appreciate it, appreciate it.

[Miguel]

I got a question for you. If you could switch places with any celebrity, who would it be?

[Deontay]

I got to go with Duke Dennis, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All right. Okay, Duke Dennis, expound on that.

[Big Cat]

Can we wait? Can we get some background first? He white?

[Deontay]

No, I'm a black male, sir.

[Big Cat]

Okay, CIA. I told y' all. Go ahead.

[Deontay]

So I mean I don't think I've been keeping up with the Internet and whatnot. But y' all just seen Streaming University, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Right.

[Miguel]

There's some clips and stuff.

[Deontay]

Y' all see how Duke Dennis had India in a chokehold, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And what's stopping you from doing that? You know, you right. You know you're right.

[Deontay]

But listen, Duke, see, he got money, he got dreads.

[Big Cat]

Why. Why you don't want to be so. So this is what I'm asking. Okay, what's stopping you from. But, like, why. Why don't you want to be Obama or something?

[Deontay]

He was cool. I mean, he served eight years in the White House and all that, but, like, he ain't getting respectable by my vote.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, I didn't avoid him.

[Deontay]

I was too young.

[Ryan Reynolds]

How, How, How?

[Deontay]

Listen, if I could have voted, I would have voted for Obama.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All right, let's put it on a number, right? It's seven days a week.

[Deontay]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

How many days out of those seven days are you dreaming about being another man?

[Deontay]

One. Maybe not one.

[Big Cat]

Two.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But, you know, you.

[Deontay]

You aspire to be.

[Miguel]

But what's stopping. Like, what's stopping you from being everything like that Duke Dennis is. Then, like you said, he has money, he has dreads. Like, what's stopping you from doing anything else?

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can definitely get dressed.

[Miguel]

Extensions.

[Big Cat]

I don't know if we asked him on the right question. How tall are you?

[Deontay]

I'm six foot five.

[Big Cat]

Six foot five?

[Ryan Reynolds]

You want to be another. How old are you to go pick up the ball?

[Big Cat]

1965. You want to be another. Are you going to college soon?

[Deontay]

I did one year of college. I hated that. So I work full time now.

[Miguel]

What do you do for a living? Just.

[Deontay]

I work at a dealership.

[Big Cat]

19 jobs.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm going to tell you something real quick. If you ever in a gas station and somebody asks you, do you play ball, just avoid that scenario, man.

[Deontay]

It's happened too many times now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I got to let them know, man.

[Deontay]

I used to play ball, but now I bowl like I'm 6 foot 5, throwing balls down the lane.

[Big Cat]

Hey, be careful with them Red Bull niggas. They'll shoot your ass. If they ask you, you better keep it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. If somebody worked for Red Bull and they ask you if you play ball, just ignore that. It's not gonna end well.

[Deontay]

It's a good idea. I think I saw that advice.

[Miguel]

You say you bowl, like, professionally or, like, amateurly.

[Deontay]

I wouldn't say professional. I ain't no Pete Weber, but, I mean, I'm a good bowler.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're not, because I don't even know who that is. Y' all know Pete?

[Deontay]

Who are you?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I am.

[Big Cat]

Y' all know him? Yeah. Yeah, we do.

[Miguel]

Come on, now.

[Deontay]

That's the Goat. That's the Goat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's your average? What you. What you. What you racking up per game?

[Deontay]

I'm about 180 right now. Been born for like, two years.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Nah, he almost halfway there. Revolutionize the sport. Hey, come on, now.

[Big Cat]

My auntie just bolted. She got arthritis. You trash, nigga.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, bro, tell us.

[Miguel]

Put some money up.

[Deontay]

Tell us. Put some money up.

[Big Cat]

No, nigga, you need to stop thinking you want to be other dudes, then we can do something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Bro, you worried about India, Love? Worry about the clerk at the bowling alley. See if you can knock that down. Baby steps. My.

[Miguel]

All right, bro.

[Deontay]

My step's too big. I take one step and I already moved in 10ft. I gotta take big stuff.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just. Just a big, goofy ass.

[Miguel]

All right, bro. Hey, man, I appreciate it, y' all.

[Deontay]

Great.

[Miguel]

Oh, I thought I woke up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Big goofy ass.

[Big Cat]

Just a big goofy ass nigga. You can just tell that it piss you off being around him too long.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Make you mad. Y' all ain't never looked at Duke Dennis? No. No.

[Big Cat]

Yo, what's good, yo, what's good?

[Deontay]

Yo, what's up?

[Big Cat]

Welcome to Crash on Me's podcast.

[Deontay]

What's happening with y' all boys?

[Big Cat]

Chilling. Podcasting. You?

[Deontay]

Yeah, just same, different toilet, you know, with that.

[Big Cat]

Actually, I never heard. That's a quality answer. All right, I got a question for you. What's on your mind, man?

[Deontay]

Still on my mind a lot lately. Like, I really got no females, bro. Like. Like in a single one of them, context could be like, yo, what you doing?

[Miguel]

So, okay, let's analyze this a little bit.

[Big Cat]

How old are you?

[Deontay]

Let's see what age I just turned 20.

[Big Cat]

Just turned 20. Okay. How tall are you?

[Deontay]

I'm like 5. 11, 6 0.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Little 59 guy we work with, how much you weigh?

[Deontay]

Like 210.

[Big Cat]

210? You live, work out?

[Deontay]

Yeah, I. I do CrossFit. Like, four or five days a week.

[Big Cat]

Okay, okay, okay. So where are you going to meet these women, Right?

[Deontay]

Like, that's the thing. Like. Okay, I'll give y' all a story, right? A couple weeks ago, at a homeboy's party, meet this female. Right?

[Big Cat]

There you go.

[Deontay]

She was like, what, buddy?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Strike one. Female. Yeah, he said that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he did?

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Deontay]

So anyway, she. She was filming me at the party. I got her IG and A couple weeks ago, I brought her out to eat. And maybe, like. Maybe it's me because, like, I'm trying to be respectful. I'm trying to do things the right way. I'm not. I'm not trying to be no man. You know what I'm saying? So bring her to eat. This little Mexican restaurant. She's like, what you trying to do now? I'm like. Like, we can go, like. Like, we can go do something else. We can go to a party, go bowling. What you're trying to do is that we can go hang out back at my place. I was like, okay, bet. I'm like, hell, yeah. And we go back to her place. Nada. Not happened. Literally.

[Big Cat]

That's okay.

[Deontay]

We just sat on their couch, right? And we just talked like, an hour and a half, and then I left. I went to church with her that weekend. Then she wouldn't ghost on me. I don't get it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, she cleansed your ass and got rid of you. This nigga's a demon.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Baptized this real quick.

[Big Cat]

No, she. Oh, she ghosted you? Like, no contact the day after, did you. What did you do during church?

[Deontay]

No, like, we just went to church. Like. Like, it was like, she didn't ghost me right after, but, like. Like, the day after I went to church with her, she went ghost on me the whole day. And she was like, oh, sorry. I was at the beach. I'm in. My phone got caught in the water.

[Miguel]

I was like, yeah, she just don't like you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, so you came to the spot. Did you. Did you, like, make a move? Did you do anything at all?

[Deontay]

I mean, at the party, when I met her, I went up and talked to her, and then, you know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm saying, when you was back at her spot, did you make any moves? Like, any advancements?

[Deontay]

I mean. I mean, nothing crazy, but, like, I'm trying to be respectful because, like, you know, I wasn't. I'm not. I'm not trying to just, like, dump. I'm trying to, like, you know, like, be real, be a gentleman.

[Big Cat]

I don't get about these situations. Like, obviously, y' all just didn't have chemistry. This is over, bro. Why you. You hung up on one girl. That's your problem.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, that's it.

[Big Cat]

What you mean, like, you still talk? You on a podcast talking about it?

[Deontay]

This just happened.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm saying get over it. She over it. Her phone got caught in the water. Caught.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Crazier thing is this. The phones are waterproof.

[Deontay]

I don't know, man. It's that Galveston water.

[Miguel]

Hey, man, you gotta keep shooting, bro.

[Big Cat]

Galveston? That's Texas.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Galveston, Texas. She went to the beach in Galveston, Texas. You might have dodged a bullet.

[Big Cat]

That's the one that Charles Barkley be talking about.

[Deontay]

I live in Houston, so. So, like, it's the Colossus Beach.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Get back out there, man.

[Miguel]

Yeah. All right, bro. You have a good one.

[Deontay]

All right. You have a good one, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All right.

[Big Cat]

The other day, I was talking to my sister and I was giving my son a bath, and then she said, man, you such a good dad. You such a good dad. And I'm just like, you know, like, sometimes you just let your siblings or people, you know, like, give you compliments and stuff, and you're just like, all right. I just like. Like, what do you mean by that? I'm just trying to, like, pick her brain. It's like, I never seen a dad get a son a bath, like, or spend all day with a son and had a son for multiple days, like, you. And I'm just like, what type of niggas do you know? And then that's why I never feel good when anybody. If somebody come up to me, if a woman comes up to me and call me a good dude, I don't feel good because I feel like I'm.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Doing, like, basic shit, some normal shit.

[Big Cat]

So I'm like, in my head, I'm thinking, like, what type of nigga is you around right now? Like, what's going on in your head? Like that you think that what I'm doing is so great that it speaks to you and you gotta say it.

[Miguel]

It's like the bar's a little bit lower.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's like. It's crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Low bar is pretty low, man. I used to go to, like, OBGYN appointments when my girl was pregnant, and they were like, it's so good to see you. First of all, man, we here cause of me. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Bro, they treat. People don't know that they treat. I'm telling you about. They treat you so good if you with your woman during those appointments when she pregnant. Yeah, they treat you so good. They be like, you need some water?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, they start bringing out real refreshment.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we. We ain't seen one of you in a minute.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, we'll go to the break room right now. What you need?

[Big Cat]

So would you consider yourself a full time dad or you just. You're the brother, you're the dad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Don't show up to the kids school and know the name of the Homeroom. Teach it up.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Wow.

[Miguel]

It's like that now? You get bonus points for the littlest things.

[Big Cat]

Are you going to pick him up every day? Oh, yeah.

[Miguel]

This my son.

[Big Cat]

Like, I mean, he do live here. That's your dad. Be like, I know. Like, I know my dad.

[Deontay]

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[Miguel]

Ready to go.

[Deontay]

Cocktails.

[Miguel]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Lonzo.

[Deontay]

Take 13.

[Miguel]

Blue balls just dropped their biggest buzz balls.

[Deontay]

Let's try a vocal exercise.

[Miguel]

Buzz balls. Biggies. Blue balls. Buzz balls.

[Big Cat]

Biggies.

[Miguel]

Blue balls.

[Big Cat]

Big balls just dropped.

[Miguel]

Get blue balls this season with buzz balls.

[Deontay]

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[Miguel]

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[Deontay]

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[Big Cat]

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[Miguel]

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[Deontay]

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[Big Cat]

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You can always tell the kids who don't got dads. Cause like I went to like the field day and I was there like participating and like, dude told my daughter, he was like, that's your dad? He's like, yeah. He was like, huh? Oh, I'll be your dad today, son.

[Big Cat]

I'll be your dad. I got you, little man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Junior.

[Big Cat]

I got you, little man. First thing we gonna do is shut the up. That's how I talk to my kids.

[Ryan Reynolds]

On the count of three, we're going to race to the fence. One, two, three, Let.

[Miguel]

That nigga can take n. You gotta throw my basketball real quick.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Crazy.

[Big Cat]

Go low. A little man.

[Miguel]

Go low.

[Big Cat]

Keep going.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No. Keep going.

[Miguel]

Keep going. No. It could be a good investment. It could be a good investment too. Throw him a basketball and see the left hand layup.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Hey, blindside that. They try to act like they was helping that you picked up a 6, 6, 300 pound black man on the side of the road and found out he was 17 and 16. Said yeah come on over here, big dog.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You ever had Taco Bell feed this.

[Big Cat]

Go to old miss.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Stopped a car crash of going on.

[Big Cat]

Went back to the hood to get his mama in a collar shirt like. And he was mad as hell about that movie. He said they made him look stupid as hell.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Well that's why white people.

[Miguel]

Yeah, they had.

[Big Cat]

They did have him looking like.

[Miguel]

Yeah. Kind of make him look like a Igor or some big dumb. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You ever watch Game of Thrones?

[Miguel]

Like Frankenstein.

[Big Cat]

You ever seen whole door? That's how they had Michael Door.

[Miguel]

Oh, door.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Whole door. Well the thing is too is like that's fishy as.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You know, I mean cuz it's like he too big for adoption. You know, as a man. I'm not adopting 6 7. Go figure it out. You almost crossed the finish line adopting.

[Big Cat]

A six seven, 305. Yeah, like come on bro. We know what you doing, bro.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Mike, this is your family. Shut up, Sandra Bullock.

[Big Cat]

Start taking with potential from families that's on the street. Hey ma' am. I see your son six seven.

[Ryan Reynolds]

First of all he was like one year away from. From everybody recruiting him. They was going to put him on the block. You didn't force him out.

[Big Cat]

You know, they seen him a couple times before they went to go pick him up. Big ass on 43.

[Miguel]

Big ass on 43 on the same shirt.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Three weeks he's gonna make our move.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they found out his A. He's 17.

[Miguel]

I wish he would say something sooner. I hate when they come back like oh years later after we already like enjoyed. We could have been boycotting this shit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think he didn't like the.

[Miguel]

Payment or like something happened.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he didn't like the payment of it. Then he like went back and just like kind of looked at it.

[Miguel]

He probably or didn't realize people were making that much money off of his name too.

[Big Cat]

That's a. That's a famous movie for not to.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Say big dumb nigga.

[Big Cat]

Oh my God.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But they had himself NFL player though. Like revolutionized the game.

[Big Cat]

Why did this had that big ass polo on the whole movie. They got a collar shirt on the whole movie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Big lazy ass polo shirt.

[Big Cat]

Big lazy stupid ass polo shirt.

[Miguel]

Oh man.

[Big Cat]

But it had that boy the test.

[Miguel]

The.

[Big Cat]

The bell rung for the test and the was back there like this shaking with a pencil.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like he made that look stupid.

[Big Cat]

You going delete the like what the. I'm in the back of the class shaking with a Pants on, my son. It's okay, Michael. You can finish tomorrow. I'm not as smart as the other kids.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Now.

[Miguel]

She. She left, dude. The next day.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, really.

[Miguel]

I just watched the movie. It was a while ago.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There a lot of great football movies. Movies like Radio. Great football, Radio.

[Big Cat]

A great foot. That was. I ain't gonna lie. That was the first time I ever teared up during the movie. When they locked them in that closet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Real. I ain't like that, man.

[Big Cat]

That was crazy.

[Miguel]

I liked Gridiron Gang.

[Big Cat]

Great. Iron Gang.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Great movie.

[Big Cat]

It's a good movie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Remember the Titans.

[Big Cat]

Remember Titan movie. Great movie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Left side, strong side. I'll be getting the longest. We do need racial unit.

[Big Cat]

The longest yard. Great movie. Great longest yard. They had me thinking Nelly was the best running back.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, God. Yeah. That's when I started looking at stone cold side. I was like, damn, bro. Might be.

[Deontay]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, see, when I saw. When I saw. Who was that? Was that the Harry Potter dude? What's the.

[Miguel]

Daniel Radcliffe?

[Big Cat]

Didn't he say? He said nigga in the movie before with a hard er.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sheesh. Yeah, he was in the script.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was in the script, though. But after seeing him saying it, I ain't watching Harry Potter no more.

[Miguel]

It might not even Daniel Racklace.

[Big Cat]

No, it's definitely him.

[Miguel]

Okay, okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Nah, Leonardo put some convincing hard R's out there too, though.

[Big Cat]

He did.

[Miguel]

I think it's Django. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Django. Django different, though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Django. One of the best movies ever made. My.

[Miguel]

It was a good movie.

[Big Cat]

No, Django Different.

[Miguel]

No.

[Big Cat]

But, hey, appreciate. Appreciate you having, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Appreciate y' all having me, bro.

[Miguel]

Appreciate this the longest dap right here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, appreciate. Big cat.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Big cat behind the camera.

[Big Cat]

You already know Gene getting some. So we had some technical difficulties. Jean rode a scooter to Best Buy. I wish I. And if.

[Miguel]

Lot of rain.

[Big Cat]

If y' all see.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I wish I could see the fit.

[Miguel]

No, you gotta come show the fit.

[Big Cat]

Show the fit. That's what I'm about to say.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Wild scooter fit, right? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Miguel]

That boy the scooter in the fit.

[Big Cat]

Come on now.

[Miguel]

That man business.

[Big Cat]

No, you. Hey, you pissing them down south off in the comments, but they in our inbox telling them to take that off. I ain't sign up for this. Like, what you talking about? Just a fit.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He just went to a high school. Like, let me get that jerk now.

[Big Cat]

That's how Gene is, bro. You'll see Gene, bro. I'm telling you, you'll go to a random store. And he always. The thing about Gene is you're gonna see him pick the fit up and he gonna hold it above his head. So the whole story gotta look at what he got above his head. And you'll just see, like a shirt with two strings across a block. Shake his head. Oh, yeah. He about to try to fit that out.

[Miguel]

All right, I this been crash dummies episode 209.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

God damn.

[Miguel]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

209.

[Miguel]

200 episodes. Yeah. We're gonna leave the all his information in the description, so make sure you guys go follow the Grits and the X podcast.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

For the listeners. Podcast.

[Big Cat]

Go ahead. For the listeners that can't read. Because we got some listeners that can't read. They only know audio. So go ahead.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Gotcha. Gotcha.

[Big Cat]

You gotta tell them where to follow you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah, follow me. YouTube. The Grits and Eggs podcast. We on EP, episode 70.

[Big Cat]

Working. Still working.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then deontay cal across all platforms. B I G G underscore Kat89. That's my man. Big ice cup on Instagram.

[Big Cat]

Shout them out. Let's go, let's go. Peace, y' all.

[Miguel]

Peace.