Crash Dummies Podcast Episode 202: "I Know What You Are" feat. 414bigfrank
Release Date: April 16, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson (Pat) and Michael Esiobu (Mike)
Guest: 414bigfrank
1. Welcome and Introductions [02:01]
Mike kicks off Episode 202 by welcoming listeners to the Crash Dummies Podcast. He introduces the regular hosts, Pat and Gene, along with the special guest, Big Frank. The team sets the tone for an episode filled with candid discussions, humorous anecdotes, and insightful conversations about current events and unlikely scenarios.
2. Unveiling Boosie's New Release [02:19 - 05:30]
Big Frank brings the conversation to Boosie, a legendary rapper known for his bold and often controversial lyrics. He shares his excitement about Boosie's latest studio work, mentioning, “This might be the wildest I've ever heard a non-parody rapper say” [03:34]. The hosts react to Boosie's first lines from his new track, critiquing the rawness and intensity of his lyrics. Mike expresses genuine enthusiasm, stating, “I'm excited about this” [03:35], while Big Frank adds, “That's a crazy jail” [04:16], highlighting the unpredictable nature of Boosie's music.
3. Exploring the Milwaukee Music Scene [06:40 - 09:24]
The discussion shifts to the Milwaukee music scene, where Big Frank and Big Frank's friend delve into the challenges local artists face in gaining recognition. They lament the lack of credit given to artists whose dances and sounds go viral on platforms like TikTok. Big Frank notes, “I feel like all the credit doesn’t go back to him” [07:33], emphasizing the disconnect between viral success and artist acknowledgment. They also touch upon the importance of marketing and personal branding for emerging artists.
4. Debating the Mount Rushmore of White Rappers [09:29 - 11:44]
Mike and Big Frank engage in a lighthearted debate about the "Mount Rushmore" of white rappers. Mike mentions iconic figures like Eminem and Mac Miller, while Big Frank suggests adding artists like Russ and even Machine Gun Kelly to the list. They discuss the evolving landscape of white hip-hop artists and the criteria for selecting the most influential ones. Big Frank humorously proposes including Jack Harlow, stating, “He might have already made it” [10:43], showcasing the playful nature of their discussion.
5. Social Media Struggles: Username Saturation [15:54 - 17:05]
The hosts delve into the challenges of securing unique usernames on social media platforms. Big Frank shares his frustration, “Patrick Johnson... I gotta add on seven” [15:37], highlighting how common names are often already taken. They discuss the implications for personal branding and the creative lengths individuals go to secure a desired handle. The conversation underscores the broader issue of digital identity in the age of social media.
6. Personal Relationship Stories and Challenges [28:28 - 54:55]
A significant portion of the episode focuses on personal relationships, with Pat sharing his experiences navigating a relationship plagued by his partner's inability to perform sexually. Pat candidly discusses how he tried to address the issue tactfully: “I try to keep it, like, real tactful... but nothing changes” [31:38]. Big Frank offers advice, urging Pat to consider ending the relationship carefully: “He got the worst combination in America... Terrible little dick, big gun” [32:38]. The conversation touches on themes of honesty, communication, and the complexities of intimate relationships.
7. Hilarious Driving Anecdotes in Milwaukee [57:00 - 71:27]
The hosts transition to sharing funny and sometimes cringe-worthy stories about driving in Milwaukee. Mike recounts an experience where he accidentally drove his car into a neighbor’s garage, leading to an awkward confrontation: “I was trying to stop it from going... the car's still rolling back” [71:13]. Big Frank humorously critiques the local driving culture, declaring, “The worst driving city I know” [59:35]. The segment is filled with relatable humor about the everyday mishaps of driving.
8. Listener Interactions and Social Media Highlights [74:16 - 80:13]
Towards the end of the episode, listeners contribute stories and humorous observations about social media behaviors and everyday life. Big Frank shares a tweet about unusual baby names, sparking a lively discussion: “What's a name so bad you can't believe someone actually gave it to their child?” [24:56]. The hosts exchange jokes about shopping habits at stores like CVS and Target, adding a lighthearted touch to the episode.
Notable Quotes:
- Big Frank on Boosie’s New Release: “That's a crazy jail.” [04:16]
- Mike on Username Challenges: “I have to add on seven.” [15:37]
- Pat on Relationship Struggles: “I try to keep it, like, real tactful... but nothing changes.” [31:38]
- Big Frank’s Advice to Pat: “He got the worst combination in America... Terrible little dick, big gun.” [32:38]
- Frank on Milwaukee Driving: “The worst driving city I know.” [59:35]
- Listener Interaction on Baby Names: “What's a name so bad you can't believe someone actually gave it to their child?” [24:56]
Conclusion
Episode 202 of the Crash Dummies Podcast offers a blend of humor, candid conversations, and relatable stories. From dissecting Boosie’s latest tracks to navigating personal relationship challenges and sharing hilarious driving mishaps, Pat, Mike, and Big Frank provide listeners with an engaging and entertaining experience. The inclusion of listener interactions adds a community feel, making the podcast both informative and personable.
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