I know What You Are feat. 414bigfrank - Episode 202

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast Episode 202: "I Know What You Are" feat. 414bigfrank

Release Date: April 16, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson (Pat) and Michael Esiobu (Mike)
Guest: 414bigfrank

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1. Welcome and Introductions [02:01]

Mike kicks off Episode 202 by welcoming listeners to the Crash Dummies Podcast. He introduces the regular hosts, Pat and Gene, along with the special guest, Big Frank. The team sets the tone for an episode filled with candid discussions, humorous anecdotes, and insightful conversations about current events and unlikely scenarios.

2. Unveiling Boosie's New Release [02:19 - 05:30]

Big Frank brings the conversation to Boosie, a legendary rapper known for his bold and often controversial lyrics. He shares his excitement about Boosie's latest studio work, mentioning, “This might be the wildest I've ever heard a non-parody rapper say” [03:34]. The hosts react to Boosie's first lines from his new track, critiquing the rawness and intensity of his lyrics. Mike expresses genuine enthusiasm, stating, “I'm excited about this” [03:35], while Big Frank adds, “That's a crazy jail” [04:16], highlighting the unpredictable nature of Boosie's music.

3. Exploring the Milwaukee Music Scene [06:40 - 09:24]

The discussion shifts to the Milwaukee music scene, where Big Frank and Big Frank's friend delve into the challenges local artists face in gaining recognition. They lament the lack of credit given to artists whose dances and sounds go viral on platforms like TikTok. Big Frank notes, “I feel like all the credit doesn’t go back to him” [07:33], emphasizing the disconnect between viral success and artist acknowledgment. They also touch upon the importance of marketing and personal branding for emerging artists.

4. Debating the Mount Rushmore of White Rappers [09:29 - 11:44]

Mike and Big Frank engage in a lighthearted debate about the "Mount Rushmore" of white rappers. Mike mentions iconic figures like Eminem and Mac Miller, while Big Frank suggests adding artists like Russ and even Machine Gun Kelly to the list. They discuss the evolving landscape of white hip-hop artists and the criteria for selecting the most influential ones. Big Frank humorously proposes including Jack Harlow, stating, “He might have already made it” [10:43], showcasing the playful nature of their discussion.

5. Social Media Struggles: Username Saturation [15:54 - 17:05]

The hosts delve into the challenges of securing unique usernames on social media platforms. Big Frank shares his frustration, “Patrick Johnson... I gotta add on seven” [15:37], highlighting how common names are often already taken. They discuss the implications for personal branding and the creative lengths individuals go to secure a desired handle. The conversation underscores the broader issue of digital identity in the age of social media.

6. Personal Relationship Stories and Challenges [28:28 - 54:55]

A significant portion of the episode focuses on personal relationships, with Pat sharing his experiences navigating a relationship plagued by his partner's inability to perform sexually. Pat candidly discusses how he tried to address the issue tactfully: “I try to keep it, like, real tactful... but nothing changes” [31:38]. Big Frank offers advice, urging Pat to consider ending the relationship carefully: “He got the worst combination in America... Terrible little dick, big gun” [32:38]. The conversation touches on themes of honesty, communication, and the complexities of intimate relationships.

7. Hilarious Driving Anecdotes in Milwaukee [57:00 - 71:27]

The hosts transition to sharing funny and sometimes cringe-worthy stories about driving in Milwaukee. Mike recounts an experience where he accidentally drove his car into a neighbor’s garage, leading to an awkward confrontation: “I was trying to stop it from going... the car's still rolling back” [71:13]. Big Frank humorously critiques the local driving culture, declaring, “The worst driving city I know” [59:35]. The segment is filled with relatable humor about the everyday mishaps of driving.

8. Listener Interactions and Social Media Highlights [74:16 - 80:13]

Towards the end of the episode, listeners contribute stories and humorous observations about social media behaviors and everyday life. Big Frank shares a tweet about unusual baby names, sparking a lively discussion: “What's a name so bad you can't believe someone actually gave it to their child?” [24:56]. The hosts exchange jokes about shopping habits at stores like CVS and Target, adding a lighthearted touch to the episode.

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Notable Quotes:

• Big Frank on Boosie’s New Release: “That's a crazy jail.” [04:16]
• Mike on Username Challenges: “I have to add on seven.” [15:37]
• Pat on Relationship Struggles: “I try to keep it, like, real tactful... but nothing changes.” [31:38]
• Big Frank’s Advice to Pat: “He got the worst combination in America... Terrible little dick, big gun.” [32:38]
• Frank on Milwaukee Driving: “The worst driving city I know.” [59:35]
• Listener Interaction on Baby Names: “What's a name so bad you can't believe someone actually gave it to their child?” [24:56]

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Conclusion

Episode 202 of the Crash Dummies Podcast offers a blend of humor, candid conversations, and relatable stories. From dissecting Boosie’s latest tracks to navigating personal relationship challenges and sharing hilarious driving mishaps, Pat, Mike, and Big Frank provide listeners with an engaging and entertaining experience. The inclusion of listener interactions adds a community feel, making the podcast both informative and personable.

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Transcript

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[Big Frank]

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[Mike]

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[Mike]

Yo. Welcome to crash dummies episode 202. I'm Mike. We got Pat here, we got our boy Big Frank here. We got Gene here. Are you. What you just started off, man? What you want. You want to show me the. The boosie thing?

[Big Frank]

That's a little. Little bossy bit. Don't do that to me. Come on. That's that Nigerian. Well, he ment.

[Mike]

See, I didn't say. I didn't exactly.

[Big Frank]

I'm talking about now Jean. Jean Cliff farming, bro.

[Mike]

What?

[Big Frank]

Jean Cliff farming, bro. You trying to show that he Puerto Rican, bro. I hate when Puerto Ricans put wave re in their hair and then they, like, don't even brush their hair. They just go and rock waves today. Oh, whoopty, dude.

[Mike]

N. Puerto Rican hate is crazy.

[Big Frank]

Nah, nigga's weird, bro. All right. Oh, okay. Gotta play that Boosie.

[Mike]

All right. Everybody's been talking to me, Frank been talking to me about it, Pat, and nobody's told me yet, so this is my blind reaction too.

[Big Frank]

Okay? This is Boosie. I think he, like, was in the studio, and I think he, like, giving a preview to, like, his what the heli verse to see what everybody think, maybe. And like, you know, I heard Boosie say some wild before. Obviously, like, that's what he known for. For saying kind of like borderline wild. But it's the wildest I've ever heard him say, and this might be the wildest I ever heard a non parody rapper say.

[Mike]

Okay. I'm excited about this.

[Big Frank]

Okay? It's a legend, too. This a legend. Would you guys. You got anything before we warn him?

[Unknown]

What the helly?

[Big Frank]

All right, all right, all right, Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

[Mike]

What? What that was? Was that it? That was.

[Big Frank]

That's the first line.

[Mike]

Was that the worst thing that he said?

[Big Frank]

Yes.

[Mike]

Okay, okay. That be the first line.

[Big Frank]

That's a crazy jail.

[Mike]

Ph.

[Big Frank]

How you been, bro? Y' all just dick the down. What are you.

[Unknown]

I'm with my kids right now, brother.

[Big Frank]

Like, he wrote that down. Put that in place. Oh, my God. Okay, here we go. Here we go.

[Mike]

Yeah, Okay. I didn't know. It's just funny that he said that and then he done. He automatically said, like, I didn't like that. That he told me that. Like, why the. He told me that. Yeah, but I wouldn't say that was my homeboy.

[Big Frank]

That was a weird flex. Crazy flex, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, man, that was a wild start.

[Big Frank]

Oh, then I was trying to show you the one where I. I can't believe that you said that. You surprised that he said he wouldn't like it, though? Because Boosie don't play that, though.

[Mike]

What do you mean?

[Big Frank]

You know, like, that's.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Frank]

Okay, just.

[Mike]

That's why it was. It was a strange first line. Anywho.

[Big Frank]

What'S the deal?

[Unknown]

Chilling, man.

[Mike]

The helly.

[Big Frank]

What you. What you feel about that verse?

[Unknown]

Huh? Man, I. I heard it out, man. Listen, I don't know, dog.

[Big Frank]

Have you thought about putting the verse on there, huh? Like, doing the, what, the heli remix type, you know?

[Unknown]

Well, like me, like.

[Big Frank]

Yeah. Type.

[Unknown]

Nah, nah. What? That's what Booy should have said.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Down in silly.

[Big Frank]

What the.

[Mike]

Tough. I actually saw, like, my first time seeing you was. I think you did, like, a remix to a spongebob song. No, it was Door to Explorer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fire, bro.

[Big Frank]

That is my. That's funny. That's my first introduction to him.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

That is crazy.

[Mike]

But then I didn't know you, like, like, at the time, I thought you were just, like. Just mean. That's actually her. Started hearing your actual songs and like, oh, this actually really, really raps. That's fire. What do you think about, like, the Milwaukee music scene as a whole kind of going on? Because I Starting to see a lot of people. I wouldn't say biting off it, but more embracing it. But I still don't think people are giving, like, some of the credits to where they're getting, like, some of the dances and stuff like that.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, you seeing it a lot right now.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

You see an influence a lot. And I feel like it's not being. Obviously, Steve the stoner was just on Kaiser national, so he kind of got his flowers. But still, even with some of his dances that people be putting in tick tocks and stuff like that, I feel like all the credit doesn't go back to him. I feel like the. The sound don't go back. I feel like some of the dances don't come back to hear, like, the credit not coming back.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I agree, though, because it happened to me. I ain't gonna lie. Because in the midst. Because, you know, I had another little viral song called Eat Her Up.

[Big Frank]

Yep.

[Unknown]

And, you know, it's crazy people. It was some people, a small amount of people were saying, okay, he made it. Ooh. Like that. But they was getting me mixed up with somebody else, which is my brother jp they saying he made it type. I'm like, oh, man, here we go again.

[Big Frank]

Not a misinformation. Like, I think. I think that's on us, though, like, as just like regular Milwaukee people to, like, get the. Like, correct the word. Because I feel like sometimes when people have, like, those smaller cities, they don't be correcting people.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

You know how many times I said, I'm from Pontiac. You know how many times I see. Seen somebody say to my friend, oh, you from Detroit? And then he accept the shit from Pontiac.

[Unknown]

But what I think it is, though, like, you can make A good song and have a. Like, having zero personality. That's what I think too. Because people don't know how to market they shit right. So it's all about how marketing yourself. That's how I say, like, man, you gotta, like, even though, like, whose sound is this? Oh, this was. What's the name? Then they go on the page. He ain't really doing, like. He ain't really doing nothing, like, exciting for you.

[Big Frank]

Do you do a good job with the tick tock?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

You know how to get your songs back to tick tock, which I think a lot of artists struggle with.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

So what's your formula? How you. What you think? Like, when you making it? Do you go in the booth? Like, I'm trying to make a song to make people do this. And then you start to market that.

[Unknown]

That's exactly what I do. Sometimes I be wanting to. Sometimes be. Want to, like, really go with, like, what I want to, like how I want it. But then you got to think, like, it ain't about you, it's about what they want to hear type shit. So you got to give them what they want. And that shit is real, bro. Like, for real. You got. You got to give them what they want.

[Mike]

That's how you singing too. With jp.

[Unknown]

I was like, what the.

[Mike]

Fuck are you saying too?

[Unknown]

Just like what I just said in the studio, like, I be wanting to do, like, different, bro. Let them know, like, man, I ain't gonna lie. I'm really talented, but like, that I'm just. Just keep on doing what they want me to do.

[Mike]

Yeah, I feel it. I saw on ins. On Twitter, I saw White Rush. White rapper Mount Rushmore, right?

[Big Frank]

Let's hear it.

[Mike]

And they have Eminem. Yeah, they have Mac Miller. This third one, I really like Paul Wall and say Paul Wall. Paul Wall.

[Big Frank]

Put a little more swing.

[Mike]

Paul Wall. This is Russ for the last one.

[Big Frank]

Is that Russ?

[Mike]

Yeah, but I don't think Russ is, like, white.

[Big Frank]

I thought he's like, mixed n Russ White, bro.

[Mike]

But he's mixed, though.

[Big Frank]

Let me do my list, bro.

[Mike]

What would you be? What would you be?

[Big Frank]

Your list, Eminem, half a logic. Who else? Who else I'm with? I guess I like Russ, but I feel like there's somebody I'm missing. Like, ain't it somebody be like, in between. Eminem was a machine Gun Kelly.

[Unknown]

I was just about to say that.

[Big Frank]

That's a big ass drop off. I'm just saying, like, my third, like, on my list. Yeah, they go, eminem, I feel like Jack Harlow damn near already in there.

[Mike]

Oh, you think he's a Mount Rushmore already, bro?

[Big Frank]

Like.

[Mike]

What about you, Frank?

[Unknown]

He stole my answer.

[Mike]

Oh, let's see it, though.

[Unknown]

Mgk.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Can we put. Can we do, like, mix people, too?

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, he said half a logic, so people know half a lot.

[Unknown]

I can say. I can say half of Jordan Lucas.

[Mike]

Jordan Lucas. Half white.

[Unknown]

No, he ain't white at all.

[Big Frank]

I believe that.

[Mike]

What the.

[Big Frank]

Junior Lucas is the first person ever to be accused of being biracial. You biracial, bro.

[Mike]

He didn't let that one white country dude say, though.

[Big Frank]

Oh, he let him mouth.

[Mike]

He barely let him mouth.

[Big Frank]

Did you have a problem with that?

[Mike]

Me? No, not really. I don't think I noticed it, though. I think when Twitter brings back old things, sometimes you did in context. Like, that was kind of wild. Like, that happened today. It would not slide.

[Big Frank]

All right, okay.

[Mike]

Where's the other one? The other two?

[Big Frank]

Oh. What? The other two. Man, ain't nobody got time to be right now.

[Mike]

What's your. For Eminem? G. Easy.

[Big Frank]

It's about who?

[Mike]

Like G, Eazy, Macklemore and Mac Miller.

[Big Frank]

What the. Mac Miller? Oh, Mac Miller. We forgot about Mac Miller for Macklemore. No, I was playing about the logic.

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[Unknown]

Oh.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Big Frank]

That's what you say. Gotta be real. Like, I throw Action Bronson in there.

[Mike]

Action. Name an Action Bronson song, though.

[Big Frank]

I couldn't tell you.

[Mike]

Yeah, I love the thing. I love Action.

[Gene]

Huh?

[Mike]

You don't know Action Bronson?

[Big Frank]

He's like the dude who. Like, he's a bigger dude.

[Mike]

I would say he's more like. He's no more. A little bit more for his personality.

[Big Frank]

That people don't culture for not knowing.

[Mike]

Not really. But I know who he is.

[Big Frank]

You heard the Action Bronson, man?

[Unknown]

I've lost his head.

[Big Frank]

It sound like a superhero.

[Mike]

No. When you see him, you like, oh, I've seen this before. Action Bronson.

[Big Frank]

That's a. That you after the marriage. All right, all right. You know that post. Y' all gonna remember this post because it's like a motivational post to tell you, like, if you had a certain age of life, don't give up. It's like more life to live, let's say. At 23 years old, J.K. rowling was broke. Barack Obama was a community organizer. Jeff Bezos was flipping burgers at McDonald's. Walt Disney had just declared bankruptcy. Never stop believing in your dream, in your vision, or in yourself. So I'm saying, like, I hate when I See posts like that because there ain't no generations like that. That's not our generation or who we would have saw at that time that motivated us. Like, I was watching bow wow with 10 beautiful women on stage and millions of dollars all over the stage. Like, bro, on me. Like, what the going on? I watched a little Romeo pull up in the car at 16 years old. Like, what the going on?

[Mike]

I feel like sometimes it's interesting. They were definitely throwing in our face back then a lot more. Especially what you just said. The same thing. How's that, Paus? I. I try to pause in between my sentences so I could get my. My thoughts across now.

[Big Frank]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

You're throwing it in my face is crazy. Throwing it in my face. Is that crazy?

[Big Frank]

No. Talk about Obama dick is crazy.

[Mike]

No, no. Oh, man. Oh. I was gonna say I used to make fun of a lot of, like, younger people for having, like, crazy, like, usernames and stuff like that, but I'm starting to realize that there probably aren't that many usernames that left. Like, imagine if we started social. Like, especially these kids that born like 2000s. They're. Yeah, they're gonna. All the usernames are gonna be taken up. There's no more username.

[Big Frank]

You can't use your real name. It's already. People they'd be buying. They gotta buy their usernames.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

Our friend Marlon had to buy his user. I mean, I don't know if he bought it, but he had to wait for his username on Twitch.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, it's over.

[Big Frank]

My name. My name is literally Patrick Johnson, bro.

[Mike]

You know what I mean?

[Big Frank]

Zeros and sevens. I gotta add on seven. I'd be like, you ass. Patrick Johnson. Like Patrick Johnson Jr. Like, it's a million of. It's literally a million. Patrick JOHNSON jr. Yeah, or you got to add the.

[Mike]

The middle part.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, I looked them all up. All soft as hell.

[Mike]

Or you got. You know how like the Facebook names they'll have like Patch Johnson, getting money, yada, yada, yada, Johnson in the quotation.

[Big Frank]

You ain't never have a name like that.

[Mike]

No, I never. My name is Michael Esiobu. It's easy.

[Big Frank]

You ever had a crazy Facebook name? Hell yeah.

[Unknown]

Frank with five kids but only one heads, Lee.

[Big Frank]

Swear to God.

[Unknown]

I swear to God. That was my Facebook name.

[Big Frank]

One more time.

[Unknown]

Frank with five kids but only one heads, Lee. Swear to God.

[Mike]

Was any of those in quotation?

[Big Frank]

No. Straight.

[Mike]

It was just straight across. No spaces.

[Unknown]

No spaces.

[Mike]

No. No mixed up capital letters. Or nothing to break it. Right.

[Big Frank]

If your girl ever went through your phone and you had that as your name, I know she gotta feel stupid as hell.

[Unknown]

I think I wouldn't have a phone anymore.

[Mike]

What was your thought process with the name?

[Unknown]

But I was a little Y. N. Yeah. And I. And I was just, you know, I was doing the. You know what I'm saying? I'm doing comedians, so I was. That came out right off the head.

[Big Frank]

Three. Nah, let's bump it up to five.

[Mike]

Five.

[Unknown]

Not two.

[Mike]

Five.

[Big Frank]

Not one.

[Mike]

Not two. So how'd you land it? Just because Frank is, I'm guessing, is your actual name. Right? So you just. That's because a lot of people don't try to use their. Their real names anymore. I think that's very original just to use your name. What? But, yeah, you wouldn't be. You would not be able to use your name.

[Big Frank]

No, no. My.

[Mike]

Now, what would your. What would your rapper name be?

[Big Frank]

I do, like, some LP or some lp. Yeah.

[Mike]

Little Pat.

[Big Frank]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's crazy, but go ahead.

[Big Frank]

I do, like, if I was ever to go into rap, man, I really, like, get into one part. I play a role. Like, I'm not. I wouldn't just try to get on there and spin bars like I'm J. Cole. Like, I'd be like. Like, you know, Project Pat.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

I'd be Suburb Pat. And I rap about ratting on. I see you in the courtroom, little dog. Watch how I point at you. I'm a witness.

[Mike]

Nah. Coming to court with, like, you know how, like, the celebrities gone.

[Unknown]

Oh, man.

[Big Frank]

Nah, man. Suburb Pet. Oh, no. That's what I told you. I was. Tell me if this disrespectful because Mike don't think it's that funny. So. David Robinson, hall of Fame basketball player.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

Played for the Spurs. He was at an event and a fan who's a big David Robinson fan had a jersey, you know, you got to be a big fan if you have a David Robinson jersey. Go up to David Robinson, asked him to sign it. He said, nah, man, I'm not doing autographs. A lot of old heads like the. Sorry, I didn't mean to call them all his. But old NBA players.

[Mike]

You scared to call them all heads. No, I'm trying to have respect. Charles Broccoli got that shook, man. Beat the up.

[Big Frank]

Shout out to my boy Shaq. I knocked Charles out, but he went up to Dave Robson, show him the jersey. David Robinson said, I'm not signing signatures and stuff. And a dude threw the jersey at his Feet and walked off. Say, that ain't tough.

[Mike]

That's not that tough.

[Big Frank]

That was your movie role.

[Unknown]

What if, if that was played in a movie and how to wait, the jersey would have just slowly hit dude feet.

[Mike]

The camera would have cut right to the jersey touching his foot.

[Big Frank]

But you know the crazy part that leave you in shock because if you a star NBA player, you never had that happen to you. David Robinson was looking back at him. He was looking around like, damn, did anybody see that? So before he got to even get rah rah, dude already walked off.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

You know, they were up to like 7:2. Dude was like 5:7.

[Mike]

So he already even walked off.

[Big Frank]

Like, man, that's hard. That's tough. That better than being a David Robinson fan. He the number one David Robinson hater, bro. I with that, man.

[Mike]

Oh, we never told Frank that. How they we got, we almost got in trouble for when we did that, the vote, the voting concert thing with the little Uzi concert. Yeah.

[Big Frank]

So when you came on stage, when.

[Mike]

You came on stage, they said we.

[Big Frank]

Wasn'T allowed to have nobody on stage before they said because they asked us for a list. So, you know, at this time, like, this is our first time doing an event in Milwaukee.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

So we don't even know who to hit up. We just like, our friend Wave was already performing, so we just like, bruh, we don't know who to hit up. We just gonna chill. And then we seen y' all put up, pull up.

[Mike]

And Uzi was stalled. It was going to be late.

[Big Frank]

It was like 20 minutes late. So it's like us on stage. These things don't know what the the podcast is. We say one more wrong, one wrong word, they gonna boo us. Yeah. So yeah, we see you pull up. I'm like, damn, we can get him on stage.

[Mike]

And everybody knew him. Everybody knew him.

[Big Frank]

They already knew him. And I think you. I was like, I don't know. I don't know. And he had poked your head backstage and I seen how many people was like, hey, blah, blah, like, oh, call him up here.

[Mike]

I was like, I only saw Frank and three other dudes, but I didn't know he was like, with 10 other too. That was, that was, that was funny.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, it was deep when he came on. I like, yeah, like, yeah.

[Mike]

Deep as that.

[Big Frank]

I think some of them people won't with you.

[Unknown]

They like, park the end of your.

[Mike]

Crowd, cuz, you know, crazy.

[Unknown]

I, I, I went to the phone and react and I was looking at the videos, I was like, it was like three people that was not with me.

[Mike]

I don't know them.

[Big Frank]

Boy, I seen. Because they, you know, they was giving us cues in the back to tell us, like, who to go on and whatever. Yeah, and I seen them back. They all. When I looked back after you performed, there was nobody there. They was all already walking to the stage. They was all down four aisles, escaping that and started walking down the aisle like this. I was trying to escape.

[Mike]

Like, as the show was going on, the. The. The show programmer walked up to me like, oh, who's that performing? I was like, oh, Big Frank. And he was looking at the list. I don't see him as a listed performer. And. And it was like, who's the. Who's the rest of the people? And I was like, honestly, I don't know. But this is lit Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same Premium.

[Big Frank]

Wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying.

[Mike]

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[Big Frank]

One of your assistant's assistants switch you.

[Mike]

To Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to [e-mail].

[Gene]

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[Mike]

They were trying to make a stall and everybody was already booing because they wanted the Uzi to come.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, I tricked him, though. I tricked him like, he ain't know. Yeah, I was just like. He was like, who is that on? He asked me too. He's like, who's that on stage? I was just like, y' all know who that is? And then I walked off. He was no big friend.

[Mike]

No, that was fire.

[Unknown]

Hey, but no, but look, you. Y' all remember when Uzi and was y' all there? Y' all was right there when Uzi came out and you know, they was like trying to move like everybody and I was like, I ain't gonna lie. I gotta see this right close up. I put on the green thing, act like I was.

[Mike]

Oh, I did see y' all niggas hiding out water.

[Unknown]

Then. Then somebody. Then somebody came with a clipboard, say, here to write your name to get a paycheck. Boy, I wrote my whole name.

[Big Frank]

You got paychecks?

[Unknown]

Hell, no.

[Mike]

Hell no.

[Unknown]

Cause one said. Said, take his off that. Big Frank, why you playing?

[Mike]

I did see y' all with the vest on. I thought y' all was just like. Obviously I was joking around, but I thought y' all was doing, like a skit or some.

[Unknown]

No, because they were saying, only the people that could be right here is the workers, boy. All right, put that on.

[Big Frank]

No shot. No, I. Man, I want to shout them out one more time. Shout out to Rock the Vote. Rock the Vote. Because they rock the pockets, too, I'll tell you that. No, Y. If you want Big Frank on stage, you gonna have to give me 100,000. Hey, I can't promise. There you go.

[Mike]

Y.

[Big Frank]

All right, all right, all right. I got something. Hold on, hold on. I think this is one of my tweet of the weeks.

[Mike]

All right, let's see it.

[Big Frank]

Okay. Okay. I go around the room, ask this question first before I say what the response was. This tweet said, what's a name so bad you can't believe someone actually gave it to their child?

[Mike]

About.

[Big Frank]

So basically, what's the worst name you ever heard yourself?

[Mike]

That's always a tough one to think about off the top because it's a.

[Unknown]

Lot of ho ass names.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

And I'm trying to think of one. They want to offend as many people as well. So one, I don't like the name Esther.

[Big Frank]

Esther?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Frank]

I don't know too many Esthers.

[Mike]

Esther's after the.

[Big Frank]

Esther's tough either. Like, I ain't worried about that. Only I'll just dis. You did some Darion.

[Mike]

No, Esther is born after, like, 2000.

[Big Frank]

I feel like that's. But that's dising women, though, I feel.

[Mike]

No, that's just Esther's.

[Big Frank]

That's a man's name.

[Mike]

No, I mean, is it? Is it. Can it be unisex? Oh, my God. This wearing a cape.

[Big Frank]

Listen, ladies, ladies. First of all, first of all, first of all, happy.

[Mike]

One month after National Ronald. I don't like the name Ronald either.

[Big Frank]

Ronald? My cousin ain't Ronald. I can't do that one. And he tough, too, too. He'll beat your ass.

[Mike]

No, I'll Beat Ronald.

[Big Frank]

No, no, no. Ronald.

[Mike]

If you watching this, I will beat your ass.

[Big Frank]

No, he. You know, he four time. He the first four time state champion in wrestling.

[Mike]

Okay, we're not wrestling in Omaha. We're not wrestling.

[Big Frank]

He going to beat your ass.

[Mike]

N. Hell, no.

[Unknown]

Turned out no phase either.

[Mike]

N. Tell Ron pull up. He.

[Big Frank]

He gonna pull up. He watch this. He might be my ass too. No. So this one say he heard of two twin boys. That's the worst name you ever heard. Two twin boys. The first one was named Diswan.

[Mike]

This one.

[Big Frank]

This one.

[Unknown]

That name weak as hell.

[Mike]

You want know what his brother. No. No way. No way, no way.

[Big Frank]

Know what his brother name?

[Mike]

I think I already know it. It better not be. What I'm thinking is that one. I thought you might said this too.

[Big Frank]

This one and that one.

[Mike]

How's it spelled, though?

[Big Frank]

Like D, I, S, D, D, I, S, J, A, J, U, A N. Like. Yeah, yeah, it's abbreviated. Like with the little. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Mike]

Abbreviate. Straight through.

[Big Frank]

Straight through. That one.

[Unknown]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Unknown]

Straight through, though.

[Mike]

Straight through. No, no. Breaking up.

[Big Frank]

Almost like a Facebook name. And like. Okay, crazy fact. Crazy fact. Everybody say that there's too much Le LeBron glaze on the show.

[Unknown]

It's LeBron R B as well.

[Big Frank]

Yes, LeBron. LeBron. I heard. Oh, a LeBron young boy one. I don't even know. I can't even play that because the background music. LeBron Young Boy 1 tough. LeBron. Ah, they remix that one.

[Mike]

No, I didn't hear that one.

[Big Frank]

No, that one tough. I ain't going to lie.

[Mike]

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[Big Frank]

Yo, what's up? What's up, yo? Welcome to Crashing Podcast.

[Pat]

Hey, what's up, y' all? Oh, my God. I've been waiting to get on here and tell y' all one of my crazy.

[Big Frank]

Mute him real quick so I can say something. Something. I'm muted. Why she so excited?

[Unknown]

She got something to say, bro.

[Big Frank]

Oh, I'm muted. I'm muted.

[Pat]

I can hear y' all. Y' all not muted.

[Big Frank]

Oh, good.

[Pat]

Y' all not muted, y' all. Wasn't muted.

[Lonzo Ball]

What's up?

[Mike]

We got a question. When did you realize that your partner.

[Pat]

Wasn'T the one when he couldn't get my wet. I'm not gonna lie.

[Mike]

Oh, man, he.

[Pat]

He just couldn't do it. He just couldn't do it.

[Mike]

How do you become, like, your partner then?

[Pat]

Actually, we started dating, like, on some cool. I knew him through a mutual friend, and he was real cool, real genuine. But I kind of started liking him before I got to test drive the dick. So it's like he kind of dick fished it.

[Big Frank]

Did you know that right away, or did you, like, give it some chances?

[Pat]

Now, the first time we did it, I was super intoxicated. I was drunk as. So I think I got. Got that dick and gassed it up that first time. But then when I spun the block again once I was sober, it wasn't hitting on. It wasn't hitting on.

[Big Frank]

That man probably going through the biggest heartbreak of his life.

[Pat]

Imagine he not, though, because I'm still with him.

[Unknown]

Oh.

[Big Frank]

You'Re alive. Why do y' all come? Why do you women come on the podcast?

[Pat]

But that's why I had to go outside when y' all had first called me.

[Mike]

No, you live together.

[Big Frank]

I mean, you could have stayed in there. Little dickhead.

[Mike]

Y' all got kids?

[Big Frank]

He don't run.

[Mike]

Yeah, no.

[Pat]

No kids. We don't have no, like, real ties to each other, but, like, bro's a nice guy. You know, he's cool, you know, you.

[Big Frank]

It.

[Unknown]

You thinking about cheating real soon.

[Pat]

I had already did that, though, so it's like. Yeah, yeah, I had already did, cuz see me. Anybody who knows me personally know I like to like is a major thing for me.

[Big Frank]

Anybody that knows you personally knows you, like, the.

[Pat]

They know. Like, they know.

[Big Frank]

They know I know what you are. I know you.

[Mike]

I understand it now.

[Big Frank]

You live. You live with the nice and everybody.

[Mike]

Wait, okay, personally, who's are you guys? Like, you guys both, like, whose place y' all stay at? Is it your place? His place?

[Pat]

I have my own place. He have his own place. So, you know, like, I kind of go back and forth, you know, but, like, he's just really nice. He's so sweet, and he real clingy, and it's like, I don't want to hurt his feelings, so it's like, you know, I just kind of go with the flow because he's. He's a picture perfect boyfriend. Besides the dick area.

[Big Frank]

That is so funny.

[Mike]

Have you brought this up to him? Him?

[Pat]

What you say?

[Mike]

Have you brought this up to him?

[Pat]

Okay, I did in so many ways. Like, I try to, like, keep it, like, real tactful. Like, you know, you could do this different or you could do that different, but nothing changes.

[Mike]

No, I'm saying, where you.

[Big Frank]

No way. He's uncoachable, though.

[Pat]

He's uncoachable.

[Big Frank]

That's the thing. I'm usually good.

[Pat]

I'm usually good.

[Mike]

They got locker room cancer.

[Pat]

Right?

[Mike]

Right.

[Pat]

I'm usually good at this because I usually date that's younger than me, so I'm able to coach them. And they catch on, but he doesn't really catch on. So, you know, I'm just cheating the meantime. Keep.

[Big Frank]

So.

[Mike]

So you see how direct you were with us, right? Like saying that. Right, right. Have you ever tried that with him?

[Pat]

You know, he got a couple guns. I'm just. Yeah, no, I don't. I. I know that guys feed off.

[Unknown]

When he find out.

[Big Frank]

Listen, listen.

[Pat]

Yeah, for sure.

[Big Frank]

You need. You definitely need. Need to get out of there. Carefully. Ain't nothing worse.

[Pat]

I blocked y' all on his Instagram so he don't see this podcast.

[Big Frank]

Okay, we need you to move out by Friday because this one we posting the clip. Okay. All right, man. Listen, I need you to be very careful because he got the worst combination in America.

[Mike]

Terrible combination.

[Big Frank]

Terrible little dick, big gun.

[Unknown]

That is.

[Mike]

That. That's. That's very dangerous.

[Big Frank]

He gonna use that gun. What he drives.

[Pat]

Okay, you right about that.

[Big Frank]

What type of car he driving?

[Pat]

It's a little, small little car. I don't know what the name of it is.

[Big Frank]

Okay. He talking about. Okay. Nothing major like this gonna match my dick just like, bus.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one.

[Pat]

All right. You, too.

[Big Frank]

Be safe.

[Mike]

Get back in the house now. Aloha. Yo, aloha.

[Big Frank]

Hi.

[Mike]

Hey.

[Big Frank]

Hey.

[Mike]

How's it going?

[Pat]

Amazing.

[Mike]

Amazing. Wow, that's a lot of good energy. I gotta. I got a question for you.

[Big Frank]

Calm down a little bit.

[Mike]

Okay. I got a question for you. When did you realize that your partner was not, in fact the one.

[Pat]

Whenever he cheated on me. When he went back to jail.

[Mike]

All right, we got some. Where do we start with this one?

[Big Frank]

Was it. Was it a co. Ed gel?

[Pat]

Oh, what's that mean? Whenever it's multiple. No, it was just him in a cell and other dudes.

[Big Frank]

What the hell? Maybe he was trying to show him a wrestling move.

[Pat]

Okay, so what had happened?

[Mike]

Happened?

[Gene]

Some people.

[Pat]

I'm cool with his sister.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

So his sister calling me. And he was like. She was telling me.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Pat]

Because we knew somebody that was his friend, too, that he met in jail and I guess they were cellmates. That's how they met. And then so we were like, okay. So she called me. She was like, I think he's cheating on you.

[Big Frank]

And I was like.

[Pat]

Because I'm thinking like a girl, you know, because people be having, you know, doing that. But mind you, we was only, like, together for, like, six, seven months. But people kept making jokes at me, like, oh, you dating the dude in jail? He's. You know what I'm saying? He getting 35. So I was like, no. Cool. Boom. I get a call from him, talking, talking, but something just sees us, you know, when somebody's cheating on you. So I'm thinking it's another girl. Whole time, it's the dude that I met. That was the jail. The jail cell friend.

[Big Frank]

Damn.

[Mike]

Did you. Did you confront him about this?

[Pat]

He went out of jail and. Yeah, I was one of those, like, hey. Because, like I said, like, we. Everybody knew each other. He's denying it, but he went back to prison, like, last year, so. Nah, he misses somebody there.

[Big Frank]

What do you do? What do you do? Rob a bank with no getaway car. He was trying to go back.

[Mike]

Nah, it was.

[Pat]

He shot somebody, so he was like, let me just. He probably just really wanted to stay.

[Big Frank]

Keep him in there. Ain't no free him till it's backwards. Let's see. Let's look up some other cases.

[Mike]

Do you know how long a cellmate has in there?

[Pat]

Like, I have no clue. I didn't ask.

[Lonzo Ball]

It's one of those.

[Pat]

We broke up, then he went back to prison.

[Mike]

So was he. So he wasn't in prison when y' all got together, right?

[Pat]

He wasn't in prison, but he was fresh out also.

[Mike]

He just got a prison, and then.

[Big Frank]

He came in love with you, huh? Him?

[Mike]

No.

[Big Frank]

Yeah. How much you was paying him? I thought you was broke as hell. He was running. Yeah.

[Mike]

Was love.

[Big Frank]

Yeah. Love at the lockup. Exactly what you was doing. He was running that credit card loose. Was the girl. Yeah.

[Unknown]

He was giving that bread.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one.

[Lonzo Ball]

You said thank you.

[Mike]

All right.

[Big Frank]

Out some Jordans.

[Mike]

Out of jail.

[Big Frank]

I want all the force, Every single Jordan 4. If you want me to come to home to you, or I'm going to the halfway house. Yo, what's up, man?

[Mike]

What up? What up? How you doing? Pretty good. Pretty good. I got a question for you. When did you realize. When did you realize that your partner wasn't the one? Dude, I was.

[Big Frank]

We were doing back shots, dude. And that dookie air is just.

[Mike]

It was Horrible, bro. We were doing back shots. Go ahead.

[Unknown]

You getting big, bro.

[Mike]

My.

[Big Frank]

No way. Same space, man.

[Mike]

I never.

[Big Frank]

I never knew that was possible. Your turn for back shots.

[Unknown]

He said you're not doing it right.

[Big Frank]

It's like, he said, we.

[Mike]

We. I was. I was like, did I hear that right? Cuz I saw y' all laughing. I was like, wait, did I miss something? It started processing for me a little slower. The we word process me two minutes.

[Unknown]

Later, I'm like, he talking about the dookie.

[Mike]

The dookie?

[Big Frank]

No way. Dude was Chili Dogging. What the. Now you talking about the dookie. What you talking about?

[Mike]

Like, watch your mouth, man.

[Unknown]

That's what it be on my head for.

[Big Frank]

What the we. Hello, man.

[Mike]

Call. Hello? Hello? How's it going?

[Pat]

Can you hear me?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, we can hear you. How's it going?

[Big Frank]

Last call got me so far.

[Lonzo Ball]

I'm doing good. How are you guys?

[Mike]

Good.

[Big Frank]

My fault. My fault.

[Mike]

Fault.

[Big Frank]

That's. That's me. That's me. The last call was crazy.

[Lonzo Ball]

You're good. No, you're good.

[Big Frank]

A dude called up here and said that. I got to tell her, too.

[Mike]

She got to know.

[Big Frank]

Man called up here and said that him and his girl were both doing back shots. Like, he said it like, we. Like.

[Mike]

We not tripping.

[Big Frank]

Not tripping.

[Mike]

He was complaining about the.

[Unknown]

The dooky air.

[Big Frank]

Bro. Just not. Whose dookie was it?

[Mike]

I got a question for you. At what point did you realize that your partner wasn't the one?

[Lonzo Ball]

So my partner at the time was making more money than me, and there came a time where he stepped back. He went through, like, some veteran type situation where he was gonna start making money and going to school through them. So he stopped working. And then I started. I got a new job, and I started making more money than him. Every time I got paid. Every week, I got paid. Like, on the day he would start an argument with me, like, I would, like, be like, oh, yeah. I'm like, on my way to go to. I'd be like, on my way to go do something. I'm like, yeah, babe, I'm on my way to go do this really quick. And he'd be like, so you just get money, and all of a sudden you, like, you. You want to go start doing this and that without me? Like, you don't want to go to do something with me. You want to do it without me? And I'd be like, no, bro.

[Big Frank]

Like, I'm like, I think you just broke the world record. I think you might have found the brokest Person money can mad. He said, what the.

[Lonzo Ball]

Are you mad that I'm making money now?

[Big Frank]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

So was it the sole reason that you started making money that you broke up with him or just, like, everything that came with it?

[Lonzo Ball]

Nah, nah, I didn't break up with him because I started making money. I was fine with that. He was very much a provider at first, and he was doing his thing to, like, start going to school, and that was fine with me, but I just noticed that, like, whenever I got paid, he would, like, start an argument with me about anything and everything. Or, like, at one point he had gave me some, I guess, weed, you could say. I don't know if I can say that on here, but it was something. He wasn't smoking. He didn't like. And so I flipped it and I made it into, like. I was selling it. Like, I made it into, like, fruity pebble, like, treats and stuff like that. And I flipped it and I made, like, 500 off of it. And he, like, started getting really salty with me. He was like, like, why aren't you wearing, like, gloves when you, like, take videos of it? Like, people are gonna think that, like, it's unsanitary. Like, he just started trying to, like, clown me off little stuff. And I was like, bro, I just. Just flip this thing that you.

[Big Frank]

So real quick, did you go from, like, a certain amount of money? Was it, like, a big jump for yourself also? Did you feel like, oh, I came up.

[Lonzo Ball]

It was a big pay raise.

[Big Frank]

Okay, okay, okay. I say that to ask this question. Did you start doing things differently? Did you start moving differently? Did you feel.

[Lonzo Ball]

No, I didn't.

[Big Frank]

I felt more independent because he wasn't a provider. Did you?

[Lonzo Ball]

No, I didn't feel more independent. I feel like it was regular as things, like I was going to my homegirl's baby shower, you know, Like. Like, it wasn't like I was out popping my, like, randomly. I started making more money. It was like I was just going places, you know, I was able to, like, start being out more. I had, like, a different schedule.

[Big Frank]

So.

[Lonzo Ball]

Yeah, like, inviting him. I'm still trying to bring him.

[Big Frank]

This your ex?

[Lonzo Ball]

You are?

[Mike]

Is it a delay? No. Is this your ex?

[Lonzo Ball]

Yeah, this is my ex. We're not together.

[Mike]

Okay, what's your message to your ex then? Like, this is. This is your platform. Go ahead.

[Lonzo Ball]

I don't even know what I could say. Maybe don't be a hater ass. Hey, support your partner. That's my. My biggest thing.

[Mike]

No, Pat got you Pack. You got her?

[Big Frank]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

What's the message to X?

[Big Frank]

Sometimes, as you see, ladies and gentlemen, broke isn't always about money. Sometimes it's a mentality. So I'm gonna give it to Big Frank, okay, What we say.

[Unknown]

It is cheap ass on.

[Big Frank]

There we go. This broke ass on. We might have to listen to this in times too, because you be yapping over there. You can talk, but. But it's cool though, because you got some money now. You got money.

[Lonzo Ball]

Okay, thank you.

[Big Frank]

Doing your thing. You can yap all you want.

[Lonzo Ball]

I have me yapper. That's okay. I just had to plead my case real quick.

[Mike]

No, no, you good.

[Lonzo Ball]

He's making it too.

[Big Frank]

One month or two months after Women's International Month?

[Lonzo Ball]

Two months after. What?

[Big Frank]

Nothing.

[Mike]

You have a good one. Happy fly.

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[Unknown]

Yo, what it do?

[Mike]

What it do not not. We got a question for you.

[Big Frank]

Welcome to crashing podcast, bro.

[Unknown]

What it do, man? This is my second time being on the call. Y' all stay saying call, but every Time y' all call, I'll be at brunches.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, we're not trying to hear that, bro.

[Mike]

I rock with that. Yeah. All right, I got a question for you. At what moment did you know that that your partner wasn't the one.

[Big Frank]

After.

[Unknown]

Like, the fourth coochie after her? Not like you. Not like you still be delusional. And when y' all break up? All right, bet I'm. I'mma. I'mma stay down. You feel me? I want my back type. And then you hit the first. He, like, I don't know if that was the one. Like, that coochie wasn't hitting, like, my old joint. So it's like. It's like, all right, let me try another one. That shit wasn't hitting either. I don't know if it was me being delusional or the coochie stuff, but I still miss my bitch. The third drink, I ain't even do that. She was an accident. So, like, I ain't even count that. Like, she not even a factor. But the fourth drink.

[Mike]

The fourth.

[Unknown]

The fourth just put it on you. It's like, that's here. It refreshed your mind. It's like holding. I don't even need a bitch. I was sleeping the whole time. Like, I just needed some new coochie that was gonna get that off my head.

[Mike]

What happened that y' all broke up?

[Unknown]

Basically, she went through my phone.

[Big Frank]

So this technically wasn't your fourth k?

[Unknown]

No, no, no, it was.

[Big Frank]

It was though. It was. She looked.

[Unknown]

She went through my phone and she found out I did something, but it wasn't. You feel me? Like, I. It wasn't while we was together. It was. It was like. Just said it was at a weird time and she wasn't rocking with me.

[Big Frank]

I lied.

[Unknown]

So I think it's because. I think it's because I lied about it. I ain't gonna hold you self refreshing. Yeah, because I lied about die.

[Mike]

All right, I'm glad you got the.

[Big Frank]

You got watch. Dudes like this, they try to be their own therapist, but they really not growing, bro. If you're not growing, bro, you go do the same, bro.

[Mike]

If you could get your. Your ex back, would you?

[Unknown]

Yeah, definitely.

[Mike]

All right, what's your message? All right, what's your message to your ex?

[Unknown]

Message to my ex.

[Mike]

If you listen to it, this.

[Unknown]

I hope you don't listen to this second call.

[Big Frank]

Like, what?

[Unknown]

But message to my ex. Look, man, I'm sorry I lied. I'm sorry you went through my phone. I'm I'm sorry I didn't delete this. You know, trying to be a better person. I'm. I'm working on myself. I hope you're working on yourself too. I won't lie again. And if you listen to this call the 1, the 2 to 3, or the fourth coochie did not matter. I just. Call me.

[Mike]

Wait, you didn't message the fourth girl?

[Big Frank]

No, I did.

[Unknown]

I said I ain't messaged the fourth.

[Big Frank]

No, you're a liar.

[Mike]

All right, bro. You have a good one, man.

[Big Frank]

You're the same person, bro.

[Mike]

Hey, how's it going?

[Unknown]

Do I work? I don't never be on here.

[Pat]

Can you hear me?

[Mike]

Yeah, we can hear you.

[Unknown]

Okay, how do I put this on speaker?

[Mike]

Oh, don't worry about it. We can hear you just perfectly fine. Just keep it like this.

[Big Frank]

Just. Just boss around.

[Mike]

No, because she'll put on speaker and then it start echoing.

[Big Frank]

You ain't got to take that.

[Mike]

Relax.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Mike]

All right, I got a question for you. When did you realize that your partner wasn't the one?

[Unknown]

I can't hear you. What you say?

[Mike]

When did you realize that your partner wasn't the one?

[Unknown]

Okay. When did I realize he wasn't the one? Okay.

[Big Frank]

Boom.

[Unknown]

So we were together for about, like, a year. We was cool, like, before that, though, before we got into a relationship. And so I'm bisexual. Let's, like, set the basis on that, okay?

[Mike]

Okay.

[Unknown]

And so, yeah, we were together for like a year. And I had brought it up to him. I was like, yeah, like, I want to have a city soon. And like, at first he was open to the idea, and, like, I already had the girl picked out. I was going, you know, have my ex girlfriend, like, participate with us or whatever. And so he was just like, I don't know. And I'm like, what you mean you don't know? Like, you got the opportunity to have sex with two girls at the same time. Like, what is turning it down? And so he was just like, yeah, like, I don't think I'm ready for that. Like. And I basically was like, well, what's wrong? And he was like, I'll already be tired of you. I don't think I could another girl at the same time. And so. And so at first, I took offense because I'm like, what you mean you be tired of me? Like, is it me? Or like, you don't be having enough energy? And he basically was like, yeah, like, I ain't got enough energy. Like, I don't have enough dick for all that and I'm like.

[Mike]

Honesty, though.

[Big Frank]

We literally had somebody on the podcast that said that he would never have a threesome with his girl because he feel like he ain't got enough dick. Is that like a.

[Unknown]

But see, that's boring though. Like me, like, I'm trying to spice some up and my ex, she was with it. I mean, like, we don't had a few threesomes before, you know, he.

[Big Frank]

You. You getting away with something here. Why you. You. Why is this ex following you around? So. So you had three. She's not following.

[Unknown]

She's not following me around. But it's like me and her be cool enough to where we together and it's just that, like.

[Mike]

Do you think you would be cool if he got his ex?

[Pat]

I wouldn't care.

[Unknown]

She bad as.

[Big Frank]

Okay, you just. You just freak.

[Mike]

But you gotta appreciate the honesty though.

[Unknown]

I wouldn't care. But.

[Big Frank]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

So eventually we probably broke up like two months later because he found out me and my ex. Ex girlfriend was still each other on the side.

[Big Frank]

See, I knew that, like, that's.

[Unknown]

That was.

[Mike]

But I feel like I was trying.

[Unknown]

To tell him, like, it wouldn't be cheating if you get involved.

[Big Frank]

Did. Did he ever see. Did he ever see you around your ex like, as you ever seen a couple times. That's why he didn't want to. Crazy, though. Yeah. What.

[Unknown]

What's crazy is he who watched me and her have sex before, he just never joined in.

[Mike]

I just.

[Big Frank]

I don't know. I feel like somebody should go to jail either him.

[Unknown]

So eventually, yeah, I had to leave him because he just wasn't up there the way I needed.

[Big Frank]

You got a new man.

[Lonzo Ball]

What did you say?

[Big Frank]

Or a new woman. New man or new woman?

[Unknown]

No, I'm single.

[Big Frank]

Single. Just playing the field. She's still with her?

[Unknown]

Yeah, pretty much. I'm not with her.

[Mike]

Yeah, you do.

[Pat]

But I mean, I'm not with her.

[Big Frank]

When the last time you said.

[Unknown]

All right, I ain't gonna lie. I seen her like two weeks ago. But she wanted to have a threesome with her new boyfriend and I was with it. So, like.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, what you say? I'm have my girl become friends with them? Come on. I'm just saying my girl could probably hang with them like it was okay.

[Unknown]

But I mean, I know her ex because me and her ex used to around, so it's like, it wasn't awkward.

[Big Frank]

Y' all just around.

[Mike]

What kind of sex triangle is this?

[Big Frank]

Sex like primates.

[Unknown]

Like, no matter who we with, we always gonna end up with Each other. So just be happy.

[Big Frank]

Soulmates. There you go. Actually, like absolutely insane. You need some help?

[Pat]

Do I really?

[Big Frank]

Yeah, I mean. I mean, no, actually, you know what? You don't.

[Mike]

You.

[Big Frank]

To each his own, you know?

[Unknown]

Yeah. You know, everybody got heavy fun.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, you. Y' all keep doing the thing though. Yeah, so.

[Unknown]

But yeah, so that's pretty much it.

[Mike]

All right.

[Unknown]

We cool now though. Me, him, we still cool. We still talk time to time.

[Mike]

All right.

[Big Frank]

I don't know what to say to you. I. I don't want you to stop.

[Mike]

But I feel like.

[Big Frank]

I still feel like you not doing right.

[Unknown]

No judgment, no judgment.

[Mike]

No. No judgment at all.

[Big Frank]

You're not looking for love though, right?

[Unknown]

No, not right now.

[Mike]

Oh, okay. That's all you have to start with.

[Big Frank]

You having fun?

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Frank]

What's your. What's your message to people that should be having more fun like you?

[Unknown]

My message is to be honest, be open, and if he say he don't got enough dick for you, believe him.

[Mike]

You what? You. But you weren't honest though.

[Big Frank]

Yes, you was cheating.

[Mike]

You cheated.

[Pat]

Okay, but.

[Mike]

Oh my God.

[Unknown]

I don't count that.

[Mike]

That don't count.

[Pat]

That don't count.

[Mike]

You're the reason that all these little alpha male podcasts be still going because they going to be like, woman don't have accountability.

[Big Frank]

You can't feel that far. We got 16 year olds right now listening to this and you breaking their hearts right now. I know you're messing with your best friend.

[Pat]

Okay, but if she wasn't my.

[Unknown]

Best friend, she was my ex girlfriend. So I mean, technically, do that really count?

[Mike]

Yeah, you have a good one. Just pick up a book.

[Big Frank]

Thank God. Damn.

[Mike]

Her bio just says if you know, you know.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If you know, you know.

[Big Frank]

Her bio is crazy. With 74 followers and 98 posts. I know what you are. I know what you are. Oh, the LeBron. LeBron had a shirt off before the game. He was like five hours early for the game and he had a shirt off. And Isaiah Thomas was mad and this what he said. I would never let one of my players walk out on the floor looking like this. I mean, we are perfection. Professional NBA league, we ain't winning summer league, we ain't. We ain't. You know, at the ymca.

[Unknown]

I think coaches got to go back to suits.

[Big Frank]

Absolutely. I just think, I just think the professional. So this is my theory. Okay, so like we getting like. You see a lot of older NBA players, you see them sometimes come out in make statements about current NBA players and it seem is Hating. But I want people to know, like, you got to know the black community. Have you ever met a black man, an older black man in his 60s that got a lot of money? Boy, them the strictest in history. But they believe everybody should have a belt pants.

[Mike]

They're mad with LeBron having a shirt off before the game.

[Big Frank]

Five hours, ain't nobody in the stadium.

[Mike]

Oh my.

[Big Frank]

And they want the coach. Coaches to go back to wearing suits, bro.

[Mike]

What the coaches be wearing now, they tracks.

[Big Frank]

Since COVID they got to wear tracks.

[Mike]

Like. Oh, they had to wear suits before that.

[Big Frank]

Before COVID everybody's still wearing.

[Mike]

I don't think I noticed that.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

What is. What if NBA players have to be like baseball coaches? You're not like the baseball coaches and managers. The full uniform.

[Big Frank]

I would always have a jacket on under their jersey. Yeah. And.

[Mike]

Or.

[Big Frank]

Or at least worse, work out like.

[Mike]

Nah, that'll be crazy.

[Big Frank]

The big ass stomachs in the jersey.

[Mike]

Button down and having to wear a full shorts. Football be tough.

[Big Frank]

No, football be tough because, you know, when the coaches get mad. As a player got mad, he had the equipment. Now I'm like, you do it then ass. You gotta hit the hoe.

[Mike]

Go ahead. Oh, as a Milwaukee native, cuz we've had some people call in from Milwaukee and stuff like that. And obviously, is the saying of being broke broke ass, or is it broke, broke, broke ash broke ashi. As. Okay, okay, okay. See you the. You're the first person to explain it better for me to actually say broke ash. Ah, that flows way better.

[Big Frank]

Sounded British.

[Mike]

Broke ash.

[Big Frank]

Broke cheap.

[Mike]

What?

[Big Frank]

Y' all better make sure y' all got your name on that. Make sure y' all say Milwaukee lingo. Because I'm telling you, that's gonna hit one day. Y gonna be sick.

[Mike]

What the. But at think it's. It's funny because I. I hear that. Like, why do you think that's like the. The go to for a lot of people? Milwaukee.

[Unknown]

My cousin, he passed away. His name, bang. He. He actually the one that, like, started like, making that popular.

[Mike]

Oh, fire.

[Big Frank]

Fire. That's dope.

[Unknown]

Hell yeah. So he just be like, bro, man broker, man. Trying to. You know, it could be the brokest.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

With no money and still call the a billionaire. A broke ass that just been walking you.

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[Unknown]

You know, it's crazy. I was at a. You know, I was at a Bucks game. This was like two.

[Mike]

This.

[Unknown]

No, this. Like, I think two years ago when Curry came to. When Curry came and you know what I'm saying? The warriors came and I had to. I had the floor seat. Take it. I'm talking plenty to Steph Curry. That's love though. I was just being funny, you know what I'm saying? I was like, I like Curry. What it do Curry. Curry broke our sn.

[Mike]

You cheap as a bitch.

[Lonzo Ball]

That cheap.

[Mike]

Milwaukee. No, that's fire.

[Big Frank]

Broke ass Eli. You broke n man.

[Mike]

No. Milwaukee definitely got some of the worst drivers. I will say that. Per capita, I think because it's not that Milwaukee is kind of a smaller city for not to have that many people. There's a lot of bad drivers. And I don't know what the reason is though.

[Big Frank]

This is the worst driving city I know.

[Mike]

For real.

[Big Frank]

Like no. No doubt about it. Worst driving city.

[Unknown]

Cuz. Cuz everybody think they in the nascar.

[Mike]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying, bro.

[Big Frank]

The bus lane, like, bro, they be abusing that so bad.

[Mike]

The bus drivers be on some too.

[Big Frank]

They get on that too. I seen a bus driver parallel to the street one time. He was slapping on somebody. He nobody moving. I'm telling you.

[Unknown]

Let you drive. Let you drive. Drive slow. And they right there. Oh God. They gonna tip that.

[Mike]

N bus drivers be driving like they in a freaking Prius or some.

[Big Frank]

And it's the only city where everybody like my like illegally tenant. It's the only city that allow it. They have to pull over everybody. I like when people collectively break the law. Like everybody, let's have up tents.

[Mike]

All dark tents, nothing.

[Big Frank]

You pull the last over. He got black.

[Mike]

To the point. I kind of felt weird not having tents in my car at first. Cuz you like. Cuz I didn't even understand the concept of a fishbowl.

[Big Frank]

That's how I grew up. That's the same way in Pontiac don't nobody ride around with.

[Mike]

I think cuz obviously I didn't go to school here. So I didn't never really was. I wasn't driving around like that. The first time I was driving really was in Sheboygan. So it wasn't. Never really felt the need to have like tents like that.

[Big Frank]

Ain't nobody.

[Mike]

Yeah. And you get pulled over for having tents up there, man.

[Big Frank]

You drive through tents to a town, a slow town like that, you. You make. He about to make his first arrest in 10 years. He made an arrest. That's why they be shooting out there. I don't even know how to use this.

[Unknown]

Let me go ahead and reach this quarter real quick.

[Mike]

N they be on that small towns.

[Big Frank]

I got pulled over from my tents. Pull this Gun. I get on the floor right now. Hey, one thing I'm do, I'm gonna do what a cops say. But I'm also about to talk like crazy. I'm gonna do my hands up you ass. Especially if they in the wrong. Like we in public now. We on the dark road.

[Unknown]

Whatever you say.

[Mike]

Man. There's nothing. There's no better feeling though than driving through a town when all your. Because I used to drive a lot with my. My. Like my license plates expired because I always ex. I always renewed it late as hell. And there's no bigger fear than a cop pulling you over for a license plate thing. I hated that.

[Big Frank]

No, no, no. That's weird, man. Why the you read my bro? You don't think that's me riding, bro?

[Mike]

That is glazing.

[Big Frank]

Glazing, bro.

[Mike]

Like, you drove behind me and then typed in my license plate number to find what.

[Big Frank]

Bro, they be dick riding and they only go off. That's why I be taking that offensive. Because you don't believe that this my. Like, now I'm really on tip. Like, bro, like you don't believe this my. You think this is stolen, bro?

[Mike]

So, bro, it's not that nice of a car.

[Big Frank]

20, 19K. You got me up. What the hell you talking about, brother?

[Mike]

I saw a meme on the Internet that said they don't know what CVS stands for. Like the store, and I honestly didn't know. Do you know what CVS stands for?

[Big Frank]

I don't know.

[Mike]

Page you. Convenience.

[Big Frank]

Convenience and drugs. Convenience. Convenience store.

[Mike]

See, it stands for consumer value stores. It's. It's one of those abbreviations that, like, we just never question. So I got to have a list of a couple. You know, Lego is. Is a.

[Big Frank]

Wait, wait, what they. No, what they say? No, they say cvs. What they say on Twitter. That one Twitter thing.

[Unknown]

I've seen that too.

[Big Frank]

I just forgot. Oh, oh, cookies, Vaseline. And really that's like the only place where like, you I can see myself with only cookies and Vaseline.

[Mike]

Yeah, cookie Vaselines, the occasional condom, you know.

[Big Frank]

You got cookies? I got just what we need, baby bro.

[Mike]

I've seen somebody full grocery shop at CVS and I feel like you should be judged if you like, if I.

[Big Frank]

See you, cuz I literally.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Groceries for the week.

[Big Frank]

I mean, that's what it is.

[Mike]

Groceries for the week. Cvs.

[Big Frank]

No.

[Mike]

That's weird.

[Unknown]

So you get.

[Mike]

You getting chicken thighs from cvs.

[Big Frank]

No, you don't get. No, you don't get your meats from.

[Mike]

That that's what I'm trying to say. Full grocery shop.

[Big Frank]

Go in the store and get some meat, man.

[Unknown]

I kind of agree with him because everything in there is name brand, so it's like, it's a little expensive.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's hella expensive.

[Big Frank]

You gotta make sure you collect your points, get your cards. Do your take advantage of the system.

[Mike]

Do you get your meats from cvs?

[Big Frank]

No.

[Mike]

Do you get your milk? My what? Your milk.

[Big Frank]

Everybody go around the room and say milk.

[Mike]

Am I saying milk weird? Your milk. Milk, milk, milk. I can't talk different. No, you. You did cry. You did cry so hard. This is glazing.

[Big Frank]

Dick cry.

[Mike]

That's dick ride.

[Gene]

Huh?

[Big Frank]

Where you get that from?

[Mike]

What do you mean, where I get that from? Is that.

[Big Frank]

Is that London, Nigerian or Chicago? I wish we had another.

[Mike]

What? I say milk?

[Big Frank]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Am I saying it weird?

[Big Frank]

I'm trying to figure out if it's Chicago or Nigeria.

[Mike]

Milk, milk, milk. Am I milk?

[Big Frank]

Milk, milk. Am I saying like him?

[Mike]

No, you're just dick riding. That's what.

[Big Frank]

No, that work. But no, I don't get my milk from milk from there.

[Mike]

You get your eggs from there.

[Big Frank]

I will get eggs from there. I bought milk from cvs. Emergency milk.

[Mike]

They got emergency milk. Emergency eggs. It's okay. What else you getting?

[Big Frank]

Oat milk.

[Mike]

You said what? I bought milk from CVS one time.

[Unknown]

And I brought it back.

[Mike]

Exactly. Why stop getting from cvs?

[Big Frank]

Hey, it's people getting shot at churches. So you. It's definitely like an emergency situation.

[Mike]

CVS is an emergency type of place.

[Big Frank]

If you're on the road, right? And you like, okay, you going camping and you need some for a sandwich.

[Mike]

Camping is such a crazy analogy.

[Big Frank]

I mean, you outside for the day, you know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Like at the park, whatever. Waters.

[Unknown]

I'm not going to be.

[Mike]

Huh?

[Unknown]

I think when I'm out, I'm not gonna be thinking about.

[Big Frank]

But you know, you CVS is like, oh, let me get the hot sauce. Something, something. Some snacks or whatever.

[Mike]

The additive.

[Big Frank]

It's the additive.

[Mike]

It's the. The. The little salt to it.

[Big Frank]

Sometimes you get lost in the sauce, bro.

[Mike]

That's why I don't.

[Big Frank]

With Target, bro. Target. You'll get up to that register, you.

[Mike]

Just hear 230, 60N target BE. Target be waxing. I'd be literally going there for like two things and it's like, damn, how do I end up. I end up with a. A candle and another plant.

[Big Frank]

N. This dude, he be. He be shopping for aura points, bro.

[Mike]

Me?

[Big Frank]

Yeah. I watch you do some aura farming one day. I wasn't with it.

[Mike]

What was it?

[Big Frank]

I watched this dude because we had just got done working out, so I knew what he left in. Obviously he probably went to go shower. I watched this man walk to target. New fresh outfit and only get one item out of target. And I said, y, dude, no, no, no, no. All the way to the back, bro. No basket. He ain't want no basket, bro. He just had like whatever it was in his hand. I like this, bro. I be with the, with the AirPod watching for the parking lot. Hate like a. Don't see this scripted.

[Mike]

I do go on my little occasional walks. Like just like my vibes. No, yeah, I'll be going on my walks. And I was like, I live close to a target. Target's legit walking distance. Like, legit walking distance. Like, it'll take me three minutes to get to target.

[Big Frank]

Might be doing weird stuff. Might be just like, it'd be a camera. And then somehow like Mike talking to some dude and they'd be like, oh, Michael, you talking to. Oh yeah, that's my guru. He'd be like, hey, bro, come on now.

[Mike]

Is crazy. That's my mental bro. N I, I think I do do some weird I, I in hindsight when I look back, okay, that can look weird. But I think I've gotten comfortable being in my own little world. That's why I like wearing headphones everywhere. Cuz I just don't like hearing the outside world sometimes, man.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Not with.

[Big Frank]

I'm just letting you know that I saw you. That wall is not, not your usual, you know, dudes be trying to get girls and they start looking around for nothing.

[Mike]

No, you know what? I've seen you. Like, I've seen you at a gas station in the suburbs pumping gas, but sitting outside your car with your hands in your pocket, leaning on this with one leg on his car and on his like, what the is this doing in this random ass suburb? Just driving by, seeing the cooling. I'm like, bro, she don't go inside your car. You would not act like this if you were in the hood. Be the same way you be outside your car and that you would be in the hood.

[Big Frank]

No, no, no, man. I'll be doing that for the cops, man. I don't know if you come from like, where I come from, but like, bro, being legit in front of the cops is like the best feeling. And you just like, yeah, man, this the life I earned.

[Mike]

Swear you got an episode power Like.

[Big Frank]

I don't know if he. Like when I was growing up, my uncles and cousins was the people that took me places like that. My dad wouldn't take me, so they took me to like if I was going to a party, my uncle or cousin would take me. Cuz I couldn't ask my dad, he would tell me no, you know what I mean? But all my uncles and they never had license and they never had their plates done. So it was always like every trip you like, damn, I hope we don't get pulled over. Like you about to get cut. You 16. Nobody got a license in the car. Everybody driving.

[Mike]

Right here, bro. Right here.

[Big Frank]

Throw your blinker on, my friend. Like you gotta put the blinker on, bro.

[Mike]

Were you. Were you drive Everett? No, go ahead, Gene.

[Big Frank]

I was gonna say you gotta flex on cops every chance you get.

[Mike]

Yeah, you do. I'd be, I'd be doing that.

[Big Frank]

I walked past a cop the other day and I was smoking a joint and I flicked it at him and.

[Mike]

No, no, no, I wouldn't.

[Big Frank]

No. So serious. 40, 40, 28. No. You're trying to get us no security nowhere. We're gonna be in Chicago tomorrow. They ran in here. The COs would be like, so.

[Mike]

Were there ever an age where y' all were driving like when you before you got your licenses like as a, as a youngin and then you were just driving like when you weren't supposed to be driving. I never had the bravery to. To take like my parents car without permission. Y' all ever do that? Oh, you talking about like just as like a teenager.

[Big Frank]

You so you so fat, bro.

[Mike]

How's that a fed question?

[Big Frank]

You know, it's just some that like.

[Mike]

I feel like as you as you're a young kid.

[Big Frank]

That's some you admit when you 40 to your parents. Like, I'm still okay. I feel it there yet. So it's like some that.

[Mike]

So you stole your mom's car?

[Big Frank]

You weird.

[Mike]

I'm telling your mom. I post that on Facebook.

[Big Frank]

I didn't say I stole it, but I was inside of it.

[Mike]

All I got to say I. I tried to. I tried to move the car one time because we had a little driveway and where our basketball hoop was and my mom's car was in the driveway. So I tried to get inside the car and I was like trying to show off for my friends and so I drive it clean into the driveway. But I never knew you had to put a car in park. And this is. I'm in like seventh grade, so I put it inside the garage. Garage and the cars. And as I'm getting out, like, I got y' all. Don't worry, bro. We can hoop now. The car's still rolling back, and I started pushing. I'm holding the car. My. Hey, yo. Hold the car. Real quick. Hold the car.

[Big Frank]

So you trying to tell me you stopped the car?

[Mike]

Not by myself, but no. It was a neutral, but it wasn't. It wasn't on, like, a crazy hill? No, it wasn't crazy.

[Unknown]

Put one arm out. So I'm thinking you would have hawk or something. Did he put one arm out?

[Big Frank]

Not two, but one.

[Mike]

No way. Stop. No.

[Big Frank]

You or me.

[Unknown]

You said, go get m.

[Mike]

Go get her down.

[Big Frank]

I up.

[Mike]

I was trying to stop it from, like, going. Because it wasn't like it was on a crazy hill. Just like, a normal flat surface. So it was, like, a slight hill, was it? So it wasn't like, week three. Kids could hold the car and stop it. So I got back in the car. I was trying to figure out what was wrong. I put my foot on the brake, and I was just holding on the brake. I'm like. And I couldn't move. I was like, don't worry. I'll just go play basketball while I try to figure this. So I had my foot on the brake just sitting there because I didn't want to. Because I didn't want to go inside and ask my. And tell my mom. I try to drive the car. So I'm just waiting for, like, one of my brothers to get back. And so then my neighbor. My neighbor's dad saw me just like, oh, he got in the car, and he just put it in the park. I said, ah. Because I think. I think at that time with the cars, too, I think you have to, like, hold down on the brake and shift it. I think I was trying to shift it without putting my foot on the brake.

[Big Frank]

All right.

[Mike]

So I was confused.

[Big Frank]

No, that's up. That's some. You just, like, you gotta learn on the fly. Is never gonna.

[Mike]

Parents, they teach me, bro.

[Big Frank]

Parents don't be teaching you.

[Mike]

No, my dad never, like. My dad never had, like, the birds and the bee, like, conversation or any conversation, like, about sex.

[Big Frank]

That's the conversation I'm talking about with black parents. They don't want to have conversations about sex.

[Mike]

Yeah. My parents never talked.

[Big Frank]

Have sex.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

You know what I'm saying? Like, you trying to tell me you ever get, like, a lesson from your parents and you just be like. Like, for instance, like, my dad, one time I was like 16. He was like, and when you. And when you finally get a girl, these girls, they gonna. They don't know about sex. And they gonna try to make you have sex with no condom and stuff like that. Don't do that stuff. And I'm just like, it's too late.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Big Frank]

Past that. What we do. If we had just happy to have a little bit. I don't know, all the way.

[Mike]

My mom used to like just. My mom used to just tell me like, oh, you're going to get a girl pregnant one day. Y. Y. Yeah. And I wasn't even like having sex at this time. It was like 8th grade or some and. But they never. She never had the talk with me about sex. It was just about, you're going to get somebody pregnant. I'm like, I don't even like, know what I'm doing for real like that. It was just like a crazy thing. You can't. You don't want to deny the. The. What do you call it? The. I don't want to say that to my mom. I'm not even had. Like, I'm like, oh, she believe I'm doing that. Like, whatever. But like, it was just weird, bro.

[Big Frank]

That should be weird as hell. All right, I got one for you.

[Mike]

All right.

[Big Frank]

Somebody put on their Facebook, you ain't live till you hit a park. You ain't live till you hit a park car and fled the scene.

[Mike]

Have done that.

[Unknown]

That I think everybody did.

[Big Frank]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, definitely did.

[Big Frank]

Especially the one that you. And get out and check. Exactly.

[Mike]

Yeah. That just sound expensive.

[Unknown]

I knocked the whole mirror off.

[Mike]

Never look back. Never look back. I think you have less of a guilty conscience if you don't look back at that. Like, what happen? Gota act like it ain't happening. You know what happened.

[Big Frank]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what happened.

[Big Frank]

He can't see you anyway.

[Mike]

You definitely have a. A. A clear conscious like. Cuz you don't see. Cuz you look back and see that you actually like did something to somebody's car. That. That guilting starts to settle in.

[Big Frank]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No, I only.

[Big Frank]

I only got caught once.

[Mike]

How you was there hitting a parked car. I was there.

[Unknown]

Gotta hear this.

[Big Frank]

It was your car.

[Mike]

You hit my car.

[Big Frank]

Yeah, before I went to Whitewater. Remember I had a. To coach in Whitewater and it was snowing and I backed into. Oh, you ain't know that. I didn't even check your. You like, hey, you hit my car.

[Mike]

Not this building I used to live in. Right. A while ago. You know the building too. When I The person that. Remember how the shitty parking spot. I had a shitty parking spot. So when I drove into their car, I hit their car and scratched the. Out there, the. The little bumper thing. But for some reason, my car was still pretty clean. Like my. Like I. I had the better end of the deal. So I was like, damn, do I leave a note or something? But it wasn't that bad. And this is the reason I didn't really say anything. I'm gonna let them see if they say anything if they notice. Because if you don't notice because a whole bunch of up. The car is pretty up. It had a whole bunch of scratches in the back. So I'm like, I'm not gonna say I hit your car so you can report me for all these other scratches. And they made me responsible. So I just left it. Nothing ever happened.

[Big Frank]

You ever left a note for somebody?

[Mike]

Yeah, I've left a note.

[Big Frank]

Just read. Was that your first time? I know about that. No note. Anybody ever left a note on somebody.

[Mike]

Car, Have I. I've never really hit nobody's car.

[Unknown]

They did it to me.

[Mike]

Yeah, really.

[Unknown]

You want to know what the note said? Thanks for your shitty park. Thanks for your shitty parking off. When I was going outside, I seen them, dude. I. I'm looking at them in the process of doing it.

[Mike]

Oh, no.

[Unknown]

You know what's crazy? I chased they ass down and you know, it's crazy. And then when I put my window. Put my window down and I. I.

[Mike]

Threw laundry detergent with a tie pod clean. I cleaned that up. I got. My car has gotten hit before, and it was a note left, and it was just like, I'm so sorry I hit your car, but nothing else. Like, like in a public parking spot. Sorry, hit your car. You know, usually people leave the number, call this for insurance. Nothing, period. I was like, what am I supposed to do?

[Big Frank]

I never had that. I did have one dude put his, like, promo card. Remember those promo. And I was so mad. That's why I used to be like, people think I'm a high head. I used to be a high head for a little stint. But like, I was so mad that right in front of him, I pushed my windshield wiper fluid on that shit hard as I could. It was dye all over my window.

[Mike]

I looked dead at that. Like, I L. Somebody. Larry just gave me a CD the other day, like at the gas station.

[Big Frank]

No, that's crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah, I was. I took it. I just didn't.

[Unknown]

It was his music.

[Mike]

It was his music.

[Unknown]

That's. That. That's what?

[Big Frank]

How you know it was music?

[Mike]

I was just assuming. I don't got no CD player to play it on. So it was like no promotion, like no promo. I said, I was like, you got a Spotify or anything? He's like, nah, bro. I said, you got an ig?

[Big Frank]

No. You should ask if he had an only fans. That's what he gave you.

[Mike]

Now, what if people did all a bootleg? Only fans. Like they used to do bootleg DVDs. That'd be crazy.

[Big Frank]

They already do that.

[Mike]

No, I'm talking about like the old school ways to do it.

[Big Frank]

It's prostitution, brother.

[Mike]

All right, that has been episode 200. 200, 202.

[Big Frank]

You know, shout out to. You did your thing today, man. You had a couple funny stories, man. You never heard those stories. You stopped the car crazy. You got anything to shout out? Be friend, man.

[Unknown]

Shout out to the gang. Shout out to my mama, man.

[Big Frank]

Hey.

[Unknown]

Don'T be a cheap ass, man.

[Big Frank]

Anything you want. Anything? Go stream right now.

[Unknown]

Oh yeah, go stream. GS in the crib, man. It's going crazy right now. It's me, Ste the stoner, and my boy Mook G. Fire.

[Mike]

Fire.

[Big Frank]

That's tough.

[Mike]

Yeah. Follow us on all platforms. Frank, appreciate you coming through. I'm actually going to play his song song for everybody to hear as we close out the pod. And then, yeah, it's been crash dummies episode 202. Peace.

[Unknown]

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[Mike]

I can't with you.

[Unknown]

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[Mike]

All been trying to act bad since.

[Unknown]

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