Mama Took The Charge - Episode 215

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Episode 215: "Mama Took The Charge" (Released July 16, 2025)

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Episode Overview

Pat and Mike return with their signature blend of wild storytelling, sharp humor, and raw conversations on episode 215 of Crash Dummies Podcast. This week, the duo dives into viral news stories, barbershop economics, culture wars in hip hop, and call-ins from fans sharing crazy secrets—from fake seizures for grades to a mother literally taking the fall for her child’s crime. The hosts’ banter is as unfiltered as ever, exploring current events and scenarios that "probably will never happen" while fielding listener confessions that absolutely, definitely did.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Doubling Up on Discrimination Settlements

[00:00 - 00:40]

• Pat opens with a story about a man who, after settling a racial discrimination lawsuit, faced new discrimination when attempting to cash the check at a bank—resulting in another lawsuit.
  • “Imagine doubling up like that. I’d be smiling like a motherfucker.” — Pat [00:23]

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2. Podcast Culture, Crossovers, and Community

[01:00 - 02:00]

• Shoutouts to their guest appearance on Poor Minds Podcast; both are surprised and pleased by the overlap in listenership between Crash Dummies and other shows.
  • “To see our crossover... I didn’t know our crossover community was that big.” — Pat [01:49]

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3. The Economics and Ritual of Barbershops

[02:17 - 06:16]

• Hosts debate new membership haircut models ($150/month in Houston), the inflation of haircuts, expectations for tips, and what constitutes a “great” barber versus “fluff.”
  • “Gone are the days of the $20 cut... You could give a barber 20, they might pull a gun on you.” — Pat [02:57]
  • Commentary on barbers as de facto therapists, the spa treatment trend, and whether silence with your barber is awkward.

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4. UK vs. US Rappers: Pandering or Provocation?

[07:25 - 13:16]

• They unpack Drake’s “UK rappers are better than Americans” statement, launched from a London festival stage.
  • “There’s more really good American rappers than there are really good UK rappers... But Dave [Santana Dave] is better than a lot of American rappers.” — Mike [08:07]
  • The debate touches on culture, numbers, and relatability, with a heavy consensus that Drake was pandering to the UK audience.
  • “If you talk about all-time — obviously you drunk, because it originated here.” — Pat [08:14]
  • Comparisons of popularity versus lyrical ability, and shoutouts to UK artists like Dave and Central Cee.

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5. Family Dynamics & Growing Up

[13:25 - 15:23]

• Pat and Mike discuss how moving away changes the parent-child relationship, the importance of making mistakes on your own, and the effect of sibling order.
  • “You can’t really grow in front of your parents.” — Pat [13:47]
  • Anecdotes about moving out, parents’ respect, and dodging responsibility versus learning independence.

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6. Viral Celebrity Couples & Internet News

[16:06 - 17:39]

• Commentary on the internet buzz about Klay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion being spotted together.
  • “That’s a crossover episode... Like, what the f—?” — Pat [17:01]
  • The rarity of high-profile Black celebrity couples and cultural symbolism.

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7. TSA, Privacy, and "Dick Machines"

[18:10 - 21:22]

• Pat and Mike joke about the invasive nature of TSA scanners, privacy concerns, and the “old machines” allegedly showing more than just illegal items.
  • “They can literally see your dick with their machines, relax.” — Mike, paraphrasing a tweet [18:37]
  • “Bro, why do you think I go to the bathroom every time before TSA? They gonna see me at my best.” — Pat [19:07]
  • Hilarious speculation about TSA agents making games out of scanner images.

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8. Callers Confess: What Did You Get Away With?

Notable Calls:

• Faked a Seizure for a Grade [48:01]
• Mother Takes the Fall for Vehicular Assault [50:48]
  • “One time I ran someone over, and my mom took the charge...” — Caller [50:48]
  • Details include insurance paying out $60,000 and the moral ambiguity of "getting away with it."
• Leveraging a Parent’s Secret for Allowance [31:18]
  • Caller discovers dad’s secret second family, holds silence for a $1,000/month payoff.
  • “I held it for ransom, basically. The information... I get paid monthly.” — Caller [33:15]
• Family Drama: Uncle in the Basement [35:21]
• First Time Performing Well at Sex (Unbeknownst to Partner) [25:11]
• An Ex’s Secret Family Discovered via Work Announcement [37:39]
  • “My ex-situationship had an entire family. I didn’t find out until his new job posted about his whole family moving...” — Caller [37:39]
    • The hosts break down the difference (or lack thereof) between relationships and “situationships,” and the boundaries of honesty.

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9. Work Stories: When You Knew It Was Time to Quit

[27:09 - 29:44]

• Callers and hosts compare notes on bad jobs, salary vs. hourly, and workplace “lifers.”
  • “If your supervisor is driving a Toyota Camry... get the f— out.” — Pat [29:44]

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10. Rapid Fire “Would You Rather: Evil Genie Edition”

[65:31 - 76:32]

• Panel runs through extreme hypotheticals involving millions of dollars traded for disabilities or moral tests:
  • $50M for no sex (no way)
  • $100M for no legs (mostly no)
  • $200M for being deaf ($200M seems worth it)
  • $300M for blindness (mixed: some Daredevil theories emerge)
  • $400M to live only to 65 (some "yes," some try to bargain)
  • $500M for no arms or legs (“nugget” jokes)
  • $600M to kill an innocent (“what’s the definition of innocent though?”)
  • $800M to give to charity (surprisingly, “yes”)
  • $900M for 20 years in prison (“20 is crazy”)
  • $1B if 4 random family members die (“no,” but with jokes about soliciting volunteers)
• Hilarious debates and justifications for each scenario, with hosts pushing callers on their honesty and logic.

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11. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Barbers:
  “Unless Tiana Trump was a barber, I don't think we can get any further… There's only so good a lining can look.” — Pat [04:58]

• On OnlyFans:
  “You know the steps you have to do to buy OnlyFans? ...all while your meat is in your hand. That’s insane.” — Caller [54:49]

• On Cheating vs. Money:
  “If I got 50K and you offer me a dollar, you ain’t gon’ take that dollar? ...I got one woman, so if God gives me another, [I]’ma take it.” — Serial Cheater Caller [62:19]

• On Gold Diggers:
  “A gold digger doesn’t need you to be rich, just dumb enough to prioritize her wants over your needs.” — Quoted Tweet [82:58]

• On Posting Your Partner:
  “I seen dudes post their wives and still cheat. The posting is childish — depends on your habit. Don’t mean nothing.” — Mike [87:25-88:12]

• Savage Listener Confession:
  “So technically, her [my mom’s] insurance took the hit. My family had to pay $60,000, but I didn’t have to. My parents did.” — Caller, on hitting a man with a car [51:04]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:00] - Discrimination Lawsuit Story
• [02:17] - Membership Barbers & Haircut Economy
• [07:25] - UK vs US Hip Hop
• [13:25] - Parent Relationships & Moving Out
• [16:06] - Klay Thompson & Megan Thee Stallion
• [18:10] - TSA Dick Machines & Privacy
• [25:27 & 37:39] - Callers Share Wild Confessions
• [65:31] - Would You Rather: Genie Money Edition
• [82:34] - Gold Digger/Relationship Logic & Posting Partners

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Tone & Language

Throughout, Pat and Mike use fast, playful, street-wise banter, mixing mock debates, social commentary, and self-roasting with empathy and real talk—especially when callers bring heavy confessions. Listener stories range from openly absurd to heartbreakingly real, always met with laughter, challenge, or reflection from the hosts and fellow guests.

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Conclusion

Crash Dummies Podcast episode 215 is a wild, honest exploration of the everyday and the outrageous. From barbershop debates to the economics of “gold digging,” secrets kept for decades, and hard hypotheticals involving stacks of cash and deep sacrifice, Pat and Mike keep things rapid, relatable, and rarely radio-friendly. If you want to know how today's headlines connect to your everyday life—and how many listeners out there appear to be living double (and sometimes crooked) ones—this episode captures the spirit and audacity of the Crash Dummies community.

Transcript

[Host 1]

All right, real quick. So I don't want this to be part of tweet of the Week. I just want to get this out the way. Okay. So a man sued his employer for racial discrimination and settled the case.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Right.

[Host 1]

When he took the settlement check to the bank to cash it, the bank didn't believe it was real and called the police on him, which led to another racial discrimination lawsuit. Imagine doubling up like that. I'd be smiling like a motherfucker.

[Host 2]

I'll say.

[Host 1]

I think it's not real.

[Host 2]

Okay. The lawyer talking about.

[Host 1]

Hey, you cash that check yet? Hey, don't even cash it yet.

[Host 2]

Oh, man. Welcome to crash dummies, episode 215.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah. Right, right, right, right, right.

[Host 2]

Okay, okay. 215.

[Host 1]

Shout out to the 215. Who's the 205? Somebody in the 205. Like, damn know for real. I don't even know if that's real.

[Host 2]

Oh, make sure you guys subscribe to what else we got. What else we got? Oh, yeah, check out the Poor Minds episode. It came out on their YouTube channel.

[Host 1]

Shout out, obviously. Shout out to the ladies again.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. It was a dope episode.

[Host 1]

It was. It was a different element for us because obviously you'll see some parts of the podcast where we don't talk about relationships and stuff or our personal life as much on this podcast when it comes to that stuff. So the ladies was definitely bringing it out of us. You know what I'm saying?

[Host 2]

It was a dope episode. I think it was. It was interesting because that we shot the episode almost a month ago now. Like three weeks ago, maybe. Right. So I kind of forgot what I said. So it's like. It's always interesting. It's like one of the podcasts I actually kind of listen back to because sometimes when we shoot a pod, it's like, out the next week. So I already knew what I said, so I'm not, like, really watching through it. I was like, let me see what I actually said here. But it was a good episode.

[Host 1]

Yeah. And it's. It's doped off. So to see our crossover. I didn't know our crossover community was that big. Like, it's. It's actually crazy if how many people watch both of us back to back. So dope as hell.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Shout out to the ladies. Shout out to poor mine. That whole team. A whole team fire.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I remember the karaoke.

[Host 1]

Oh, the karaoke. I definitely. I definitely. I remember every move I did for the karaoke because I knew I was going to have to do Karaoke. Every move in there is practice. Was that in the vlog?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Was that in the vlog?

[Host 2]

No, it was. It was in there. It was at. At the end of the episode. So it says first topic. I guess Houston Barber started a membership for haircuts. 150amonth.

[Host 1]

That's a good deal.

[Host 2]

That's a. That's what I was thinking.

[Host 1]

Amazing deal. So you. What's. But there has to be some type of max limit on it. No, I would say. And you can get.

[Host 2]

I. I think. I think you can. For once a week.

[Host 1]

Once a week. Okay, that makes sense.

[Host 2]

Which is a good. It's a good frequency to get haircut.

[Host 1]

I don't know how much y' all paying for haircut, but that's why some. Some people hair, like, look like how I look. You know what I'm saying? Cuz they paying $20 to their cousins. Come on, man.

[Host 2]

Now gone are the days of the $20 cut you can't get.

[Host 1]

You could give a barber 20. They're not able to pull a gun out on you.

[Host 2]

I started, like, paying my. I guess our barber, or we kind of have different barbers in a sense, but we started paying them, like, a lot differently now. And I just don't. I'm the type of person, tell me what your actual price is. So then if I'm tipping, I know what I'm tipping. You know, it can be more consistent. And he's like, oh, yeah, I increased the price for this person for everybody else, but now y' all grandfathered into the new price. Now I feel bad because, like, I don't want to keep giving the same amount. But now I'm at the point now it's like $50 a cut and $50 a cut.

[Caller/Guest 3]

It's. That's a lot of money.

[Host 1]

Like, what you pay.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Oh, okay. I'm gonna tell you what I. I know it depends on, like, if you can't. To me, I legit. When I tip now, like, obviously, I stay. I try to stay above 20%, like, when I eat out anything. But when I tip now, it's definitely about the service. And it's just like, okay, damn. I didn't even know my hair could look like this. Bam. He goes like, okay, you, me, up. You, me.

[Host 2]

What's up?

[Host 1]

It's a piece of coke.

[Host 2]

One time, I think I. I tip like. Or I paid like $47, right? Yeah. And he was like, damn, what happened to 50? I was like, bro, who said that?

[Host 1]

You know who said that's crazy?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Asking what happened?

[Host 2]

I was like, dad, I can't use the amount that I want to tip every time I know my.

[Host 1]

I got you. And I would have took my money in love Come get it in blood if you don't find me before my hair grow back, bro. Ain't nothing you can do about it, bro. Haircut now.

[Caller/Guest 2]

You think we got to raise the expectations for barbers. They got to be like a. A therapist at the same time and.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Hit you with a steamer on the face.

[Host 2]

I think. I think there's. There's good barbers, and I think there's a. There's a level of. There's a limit to how good of a barber you can be.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

You know what I'm saying? There's only so good that it, like a lining can. Can look. You know, there's no. There's no more making your lining look any better.

[Host 1]

So I think unless Tiana Trump was a barber, I don't think we can get any further. You know what I'm saying? It's like at some point, it. It does cap out, and there's nothing like how many hot towels. And yes, that's all fluff and hair removal. The little thing that go over the hair, the. It don't. It don't cut your hair, but it get all the loose hairs and they're like, I'm getting all the loose hairs. Every time they do that, I get it out the way, like, make it the. Out here with this. I ain't paying you five extra dollars.

[Host 2]

No, there's these barbers now. They're doing like the whole face mask, which is like a good thing to

[Host 1]

do with the face.

[Host 2]

No, the face mask stuff is dope. All the. The little extra stuff is like more of like a. A spa day type of thing for dudes now, especially thing.

[Host 1]

Wash their face.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

But I got you. I do think it is important, though, because, you know, the hot towel treatment and all that, because when you do, you know, get haircut, you can get razor bumps and like that. So there's stuff to kind of prevent that. And getting the facial once a week, I guess, is not that bad.

[Host 1]

I do appreciate. I do. Barbers. Barbers are not like Ubers, though, huh?

[Host 2]

I said, you grown up, proud of you.

[Host 1]

Well, I missed it.

[Host 2]

He was like, no, he was. You was looking.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Don't worry about it.

[Host 2]

Don't worry.

[Host 1]

Lately, so am I, like, on a different way, you know what I'm saying? Like, I've been listening to more Bob Marley.

[Caller/Guest 2]

No, I'm playing.

[Host 1]

But I appreciate. Because barbers are not like Ubers. Like, Ubers can be silent and that's good. Like, nobody can really. You can't really get your haircut in silence. It's kind of awkward. But I do appreciate the barbers that have their own stories. Like, oh, man, last week, this girl such and such, such and such. Because I hate being interviewed. Like, don't interview me. Like, don't ask me how my week is. You see my lining? Do it look like I'm not stressed? See these grays?

[Host 2]

When you stop letting your dad cut your hair?

[Host 1]

I think my dad never cut my hair, but my uncle did.

[Host 2]

When did you let stop letting an adult cut your hair? I guess.

[Host 1]

I guess a relative. Okay. I stopped letting my uncle cut my hair when I started smoking his weed. I had some of this weed before and I was high as and he always smoked before he cut my hair. It's like, no way. There's no way you could be cutting my hair this high. This is some good ass weed. Some good pure Michigan weed right here, bro. You shouldn't be touching my hair. DC Drake on stage at his festival. What is that?

[Host 2]

Wireless.

[Host 1]

Wireless festival. He made a controversial statement saying that UK rappers are better than American rappers.

[Host 2]

You know? You know why?

[Host 1]

He said someone who likes UK rappers, first of all, you're not going to get away that easily. I knew you're just going to try to like, slither your way. Yeah. Answer the question. Is he lying? Is he telling the truth?

[Host 2]

Are UK rappers better than American rappers? It's hard to say. And I think the. The way this things kind of started because Skepta and Jordan Lucas kind of been going back at it. Yeah, I guess Skepta really went at him. But there's more really good American rappers than they are really good UK rappers. Like some of my favorite rappers in the UK are like Dave. Right. And I do think Dave is better than a lot of American correct rappers.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Is he the best rapper? To me, no, he's not the best.

[Host 1]

So it's hard to know what Drake is talking about. Like, do you consider Jay Z retired? Are you talking just current American roster versus current UK roster? Then I can see like kind of like maybe a battle. You want to put like, Dave and Central C up against, like some of the top guys in the U. S industry. But if you talk about like of all time, obviously you drunk because it originated in.

[Host 2]

Yeah, America. I mean, it's. It's always going to be a hard debate because it's not debate. American rappers are Just way more popular. And when there's a lot more of them are doing it. So it's gonna be better. There's gonna be better products here.

[Host 1]

Yeah, the hip hop. But the hip hop culture is about some. Something that was created in America. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, like, the root of it is here. And like, for people to live and rap about that stuff, they had to somewhat be born here. And obviously there's other stuff that goes on in other countries that can be rapped about, but I feel like it all comes back to here.

[Host 2]

I think it's the same thing, just a numbers thing. It's just like saying, are European football soccer players better than soccer players here? And we're like, hell, no. It's just more popular there.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And it's been there longer and it's been like the root of, like, communities there. So it's embedded there. So I would say. Yeah, I think he was in the. I think he was there. He was in the moment and it was. He's front of a UK crowd. Just to me, it's like you're in a different city pandering to the crowd.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And you're like, this is the.

[Host 1]

Y'.

[Host 2]

All. Y' all the latest crowd I've ever been in front of type of thing.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

I do think UK rap is underrated, for sure. I don't think. But I think it's because the. The relatability to people here and the accents probably kind of throw them off. So there's like. Or I can't take you serious, or you don't sound what I, you know, quote unquote, gangster enough that you don't sound dangerous and like that. So it's different.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that too. I. I do like UK rap and I do think there's a lot of. Yeah, great UK rappers. But Logic will be top 10 over there.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Nah,

[Host 1]

I Logic, but he not top 10. You know what I mean? It's just like, in that sense of like. Like it depends on who the audience is.

[Host 2]

And so Skept Skepta made a diss track on Jordan Lucas. Right. And people were kind of clowning it, especially because it was just some bars that just didn't really make sense to like, the. The wide crowd and stuff like that. But one bar that he did say was like, over here, I'm like, you know, I'm basically like Jay Z over here. And you're not that. You're not even top 10 in where you're from in that sense. So it's Like. Like there's only a couple rappers that can even say anything to a UK rapper. It's like if the top ones. Because, like, I'm like, Dave is a top rapper in the UK, right?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And who can name anybody, like a 21 Savage. 21 Savage. He's. I want to say he's a top 10American rapper.

[Host 1]

I would say 21 Savage is top 10.

[Host 2]

Top 10, huh?

[Caller/Guest 2]

And he considered from over there now

[Host 2]

he is kind of over here. So we got 20. They got 21. They got 21.

[Host 1]

No, I would say. I would say 21 is bigger in America than Dave is. And that. That's what.

[Host 2]

Yes, 21.

[Host 1]

I feel like that's what they're going for. They can. They can lie and say that, you know, they're trying to be the biggest in the uk, but they're trying to be the biggest in the world. And when you try to be the biggest in the world with hip hop, you got to have America on your side saying that's part of it.

[Host 2]

But I think. I think also, though, it's. It's. It is a more cachet is when, like, I'm known, like, in my country, a whole country, for doing this thing and people with me, rather than if you're known in just your city here or just known in America because the world is big, it's like, yeah, America is just like, you know, it's not the world, so it's different.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I think.

[Host 1]

I think that's Drake's pushback, though. I think that's like his whole pushback. My bad.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I think they just got the wave, you know?

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, okay.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Got the wave. Hip hop has been around for barely 50 years, you know, over 50 years in America, so is, like, just now spreading, like, more worldwide and being more popular and, like, especially music.

[Host 1]

And that's what I think Drake's pushback is. The whole thing is. I think the. The whole argument to me is this is how I look at the quote, unquote beef is like one person saying, this is the root of hip hop. Only we, only us just speak about gangster hip hop and what goes on in the streets. And then the other person is just like, you don't even got the whole world's ears. Yeah, I got the whole world's ears. And these people can be played in different countries. Like, obviously, like, okay, if 21 Savage did a concert in Atlanta and Dave did a concert in Atlanta, 21 Savage would sell out more. Yes, Right. But it's saying, like, do they know Dave or 21 Savage in Bell in Belgium. Which one would they know more over there? You know what I'm saying? Just because he's already over there and we know how like that works with traveling and stuff like that. So that would be my.

[Host 2]

Yeah, it's different because especially with, with the, the whole of Europe being countries, it's the way they get to different countries is the way we get to different states.

[Host 1]

Exactly.

[Host 2]

So it's like, it's, it's different. Even though the size, there's a ton of people here. So it's always going to be an argument that I think you can't.

[Host 1]

But Drake's wrong, though. But I don't know what he's talking about. But also just talking to a crowd, though, I feel it, it.

[Host 2]

I saw a post that said parents respect you more when you. When they don't see you often. And I think that is so true. I feel like my dad respects me a little bit more when he doesn't see me as much. But I think when, if, when I was around him as a kid, I feel like, you know, it was just like it was more chances for him to say something bad about me. You know, you can't. You, or you get annoyed about me.

[Host 1]

You can't really grow in front of your parents. Yeah, that's why you gotta leave. Because there'll be times when I used to go back home from college. Like, if I did, I would make mistakes around my mom that I wouldn't make by myself when I was on my own. Like, damn, I forgot the key, I forgot this, I forgot that. Because, you know, you got that little extra layer, like, oh, my mom is there.

[Host 2]

And like that. It's just like, oh, what, do you believe that dream?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Yeah, I think that's important. I think you gotta make sure you're like actually growing, though. You can't be like calling every time asking for help and like that.

[Host 2]

You know, I feel it.

[Host 1]

That's the thing. But like, they appreciate that too. But, you know, the sibling, the siblings help you also, though, like when you grow up, like, no shade to none of my siblings, but I'm the most successful sibling. I'm kidding. But it's just like when your siblings start to make mistakes and you don't make that mistake.

[Caller/Guest 2]

That's what I'm saying.

[Host 1]

And more likely your parents don't know you made that mistake because you just not by them.

[Caller/Guest 2]

It always been that way as like the youngest child too. Like, your older siblings make the mistakes and yeah, like, yeah, don't do that.

[Host 2]

I think when I moved, I think when I moved away, that's what. Because I moved away before my brothers didn't. They were still like in the Chicago and they were like, still close, like walking distance away from where my dad lived and stuff like that. So it was easier when my brother is annoying my dad. Like all your brothers are doing this and that and then I'm over here probably making worse mistakes too.

[Host 1]

But they don't even know what's going on. Yeah, I made some, I made some big ass mistakes in college. I am not paying that loan back.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Life.

[Host 1]

You saw Clay Thompson make this.

[Host 2]

Your dad calling.

[Host 1]

That's crazy.

[Host 2]

Just spoke into existence.

[Host 1]

He talked him right up.

[Host 2]

Hold on, I'm about to tell him. Hello? Hey, dad. Why you laughing? No, no, I was going to say I was going to call you back. I just, I started doing the podcast.

[Host 1]

Okay, go ahead.

[Host 2]

Okay. Everything good.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Tell myself what up? All right, all right. Tell myself what up?

[Caller/Guest 1]

He said.

[Host 1]

Why are you laughing?

[Host 2]

They don't like that. You know what you think this going on? Like some funny going on?

[Host 1]

That's like that video I showed you. Oh, did you see Klay Thompson with Megan Thee Stallion?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I couldn't understand why that was such a big news. And then I realized how few celebrities like minority celebrities that we have dating. And obviously she just. Her last boyfriend was an NBA player. I think it was Tory Craig.

[Host 2]

Tory Craig, Yeah.

[Host 1]

But Klay Thompson's like a different type of popular, obviously any NBA because they don't have on any helmets or gear. You kind of like see their face. They're like a lot more popular and obviously NBA money getting the limelight a little bit more. So you, you, you see that and you see like Klay Thompson and Meg the Stallion. It's like a clash of like things that you've grown up with. Like in the last six years we've like endured Megan Thee Stallion. And like you're an NBA fan. It's like the last 15 years you endured Clay Thompson and now it's like a, it's like crossover episode. It's like what the.

[Host 2]

It is very like, oh, damn. They. There is a random kind of couple

[Caller/Guest 2]

that's like Allen Iverson and Fergie.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

It's like some weird like that.

[Host 2]

I think because Clay too is such a, like a. I would say he's pretty private dude too.

[Host 1]

Yes.

[Host 2]

Like he's not like, he's not posting every day and all this other stuff. So he's kind of just like in his own world in A sense.

[Host 1]

Yeah. This is first real baddie.

[Host 2]

Nice girl look good, too.

[Host 1]

No, I'm just saying, but you get what I'm saying.

[Host 2]

No, I know what you mean. Like, of that stature.

[Host 1]

Daddy isn't. Is an attitude.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

You know what I mean? Like, it's like confidence. Like, oh, damn, she bad, bad. Like, she can get any guy in here.

[Host 2]

She chose me.

[Host 1]

But funny, that's like a relationship I don't believe until I see on video. Because I've seen, like, the sneak pictures, the soft launches that both of them have posted, but until I see it on video, because me thinking of who Meg the Stallion is, even though I do see how they can mesh a little bit. But me seeing Meg the Stallion and me seeing who Klay Thompson is, I just. I need proof or some PR stunt. In my eyes, I don't know who. Coming out with a movie. Be on the lookout.

[Host 2]

Did you see that? TSA is. You don't have to wear your. You don't have to take off your shoes anymore.

[Host 1]

Oh, okay, good.

[Host 2]

And I was kind of. I was kind of bummed out about that because as a TSA precheck member,

[Host 1]

I personally. It's a TSA pre check. I don't like it.

[Host 2]

You know when. You know when you get the benefit of something and then the other person that doesn't have that benefit now gets that benefit.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but.

[Host 2]

But I saw. So I was seeing tweets about it, right? And now I can't really see the tweet that this was commented under, but basically somebody was saying, oh, we don't have to take our shoes on. I'm kind of worried about that now, right? And then somebody said they can literally see your dick with their machines relaxed. So then I then went and did some research to know if the TSA machines can see your genitals.

[Host 1]

Bro, why do you think I go to the bathroom every time before we go through tsa? They gonna see me at my best. I guarantee that.

[Host 2]

So I. I use CHAT GPT, and it says. It says, tsa body scanners don't show your genitals directly. At least any. Not anymore. Here's a breakdown. What TSA sees now. They use an automated target recognition software that screens your generic human outline, right? And what it used to be, like around before 2000, around 2013, was they could display detailed, almost nude, like, images. They don't do that anymore because, like, privacy concerns. But I need them to bring back

[Host 1]

the old machines, the dick machines, trying to see dicks. Because that's why I Knew they tone changed when I walked through that. Do this, do that. As soon as they lie. Oh yeah. Everybody lean over to the screen. Lean over to the screen. Oh, no.

[Host 2]

That's crazy. One of you through Atlanta seeing your dick print in the. In the machines is crazy. Cuz as a TSA member, they probably had started playing games like, hey bro, what. What's the longest one you think you going to see today? They got big old cards and you know, almost like fishing. I got a 20 foot and he five.

[Host 1]

Five come through that. Yeah. Soon the TSA machine go through soup. Yeah, yeah. I told you.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Have some respect.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I bet you I don't got to get my own bag.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Or you started getting he started like, why y' all checking my back? Hey, pipe down, bro. You should not be yelling at me.

[Host 1]

They going through your bag and they take it. Hey man, you got this computer and these condoms. What's wrong with the condoms?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Come on now.

[Host 1]

This is way too big for you. These xl. We saw your do. We gotta pull your up. Zoom in on this right there.

[Host 2]

That's your dick. You got anything in your pockets? Yo, man.

[Host 1]

Yo, man, you gotta take that safety pin out of your pocket. You telling me that's your dick?

[Host 2]

You start looking at his wife. I don't know how you do it.

[Host 1]

This your husband? Oh my God. That's crazy. See all the toys in her bag? I understand, I understand. I went, I went to the we we our studios by a sex shop store or sex toy store.

[Host 2]

I went, drop the holo, go ahead.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Huh.

[Host 1]

So anywho, it's so. So I went there and I didn't know. They try to help you. That's what kind of threw me off. I feel like that should be like some, some private stuff that's going on.

[Host 2]

Oh, they like to know what you're into.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it's just like. Yeah, exactly. Like what type of ring do you want?

[Host 2]

First question.

[Host 1]

What type of question is that?

[Host 2]

So do you serious. Do you consider yourself a bottom?

[Caller/Guest 3]

A top?

[Host 1]

That's crazy. It's just going in you or on you? What's going in you? You look kind of tight back there. I'm going with the smaller version. You new to this? Take them to the rookies. These are our. The fitting rooms around the corner. Actually, this is just a display. Dick. We have the real. Sir, please use a sock or

[Caller/Guest 3]

please

[Host 1]

do not actually use the equipment. Yo, this one don't fit. Yo, how you know that?

[Host 2]

You know, going there to get a mold.

[Host 1]

No, that's. That's crazy. I didn't know there's, like, mold kits,

[Host 2]

sir, that you can mold your own.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You could.

[Host 1]

Usually it's the partner that wants your thing molded so they have it, like, if they're on the road or something like that. So I guess that, like, that's the thing. To me, it's just like, would you do it? I. I thought about doing it before.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

But the concept of, like, oh, you want me to get hard?

[Caller/Guest 3]

Hurry up.

[Host 1]

No, no, no.

[Host 2]

That's not my hardest. They might. They might give you a molding kit to take home, though.

[Host 1]

That's what I'm saying. That's what they do.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Okay.

[Host 1]

But you with your girl, she make it hard. No, no, that's not the first.

[Host 2]

Or you bring back the mold and be like. I'm like, y'. All. You know, you can go back and you get on hard. When you do this right now, she call you.

[Host 1]

She's like, hey, Bab. Hey, babe. How's girls night going at the house? Babe, I got some bad news. They found your mold. There's. They thought it was a Tootsie Roll. Tell them put it back. Yo, what's the deal? Welcome to Crashing Podcast.

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's up, bro? How y' all doing?

[Host 1]

Good, good, good, good. Name something you got away with.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right, so it was my sophomore year in college. I had seen a shorty walking around the campus. I was plotting on it. I linked the shorty pull up to the spot. We get to doing. We doing. Take a little intermission. And I swear to God, bro, she was like, you all your girls, like, this whole time, me and my. That made a battle. Was not gonna get no butt until I turned 20. It was two weeks before I turned to a. Went back again, hitting the jump. And then from that point on, I just been on a tear, bro.

[Host 2]

What you get away with?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, bro, I was the verge the whole time.

[Host 1]

Yeah, that's usually how I start.

[Host 2]

You lose.

[Host 1]

No, no, no, no.

[Caller/Guest 1]

She didn't know.

[Host 1]

How do you get away? Yeah, usually people don't say, like, I'm a virgin before they have sex.

[Caller/Guest 2]

No, y'.

[Caller/Guest 4]

All.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Y' all not.

[Caller/Guest 1]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Y' all not really thinking about what he didn't say after the first round.

[Host 1]

Bro, I'm hearing what she's saying, bro. Some people.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Some people perform so good first time.

[Host 1]

Yeah, you know, it's been people that's been having sex. Dudes has been having sex and say it was 13 and they still bad in bed at 30. It's like, either you got it or you don't got it. It's not some that you just put in hours in the gym and geeked about it. That's probably her first time too.

[Host 2]

I think there's hours. The gym could help though, huh?

[Host 1]

It can help certain people. Some people just got it like that. You know what I'm saying?

[Caller/Guest 1]

You just telling me I'm a natural. That's exactly what you just told me, Pat.

[Host 1]

You got it.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You said it to me.

[Host 1]

You got it, bro.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You might. I'm tired.

[Host 1]

You won this round, but I swear to God, next time you come back on this podcast, I got something fun. Your ass, bro.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You mad at me?

[Host 1]

Yeah, I'm pissed, bro. That was a good one.

[Host 2]

All right, bro.

[Host 1]

You have a good one version.

[Host 2]

Yo, welcome to Crash Dummy's podcast.

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's up?

[Host 1]

What's the deal, Brody?

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's up, bro?

[Host 1]

I feel like we ain't talk to nobody yet.

[Host 2]

Just keep.

[Host 1]

Might keep skipping.

[Host 2]

At least it's up.

[Host 1]

He sound cool. That's like giving them a chance.

[Host 2]

It's up because it might be rude to, like, the people watching, but, like, they don't know how many callers. Like, this person could be, like, the 20th calling. We're kind of just like, trying to

[Host 1]

get over this to be like, lucky number 27.

[Host 2]

I got a question for you. When did you know it was your last day of work?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, yeah. When the person had been there for five years, it was making the same amount as me. They ain't move a position enough, nothing.

[Host 2]

That is a good realization, though.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Like, yeah, no, like, I asked him, like, all right, so I don't know if y' all ever did, like, a warehouse job, but it was like, really? It was like 80 hours a week, you know, like, you can't leave until the job is done type of thing. Like, they giving us Red Bull and Gatorade on our brick. You only get 30 minute break.

[Host 1]

It's called a plan.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Well, I asked. I was like, bro, so like, are you using this for, like, a stepping stone? Like, what are you doing after this? He was like, no, bro, I got another five Emmy. And I was like, yeah, that's it, bro.

[Host 1]

Another five Emmy. It's crazy.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah. Like, they prison bids, bro. I ain't doing that.

[Host 1]

No, that's crazy. That is. I. I have been at jobs. Yeah. Where I was just like, yo, if this is my life. Because obviously I used to be an educated. Like, I used to be, like, teaching and stuff. And it's like, bro, you ever get that one thing, I think it was like I was at, I was at a high school and some kid came up to me and said my shoes was ugly. And I just like, yo, we wasn't here. I beat the out. I need to quit. So I can't no defend myself.

[Host 2]

It is up. Looking up like the, the leadership ladder and like knowing that the pay jump is like because I, I turned down the. Oh, yeah, you're all good now, bro.

[Host 1]

You want to stay?

[Caller/Guest 1]

What'd you say?

[Host 1]

You can stay while we talk.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah, I mean, I just want to know if I'm in a party.

[Host 2]

I was saying that. I remember I was up for a promotion at my job and it was maybe like a five thousand dollar pay increase, right? But it was like triple the responsibility. And I was like, nah, I'm okay.

[Host 1]

Hey, people beg to be salary. I'm telling you, bro, you don't want to be salary.

[Host 2]

No, salary is like you work eight

[Host 1]

hours, it's be seven o' clock the bus like we have to get this done or the company's gonna go down like a piece in the oven. I'm out here. But no, what I realized is like if you're working at a job and a person that's above you, your supervisor is driving a Toyota Camry. Get the out.

[Host 2]

That's how it was a good car.

[Host 1]

No, Toyota is the best one. I've seen a bunch of mechanics talking. It was just like, I drive a Camry. Yeah. They said that's the most reliable car.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Yeah, cars ugly on my car.

[Host 1]

200,000 miles.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

God damn. That car didn't seem segregation. Hey, but I remember when you couldn't even ride in the first seat with her, man.

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's good?

[Host 1]

What's good?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Y' all boys on that boy change his voice.

[Host 1]

You can just use your real voice, bro. You good?

[Host 2]

All right, bro, I got a question for you, bro.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right. What up?

[Host 2]

What's something you know about someone that could ruin their life?

[Caller/Guest 1]

My dad's living a secret life currently. Secret family, everything. Like, secret money, everything.

[Host 2]

Like right now?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah, right now.

[Host 1]

How'd you find out?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Going through his phone.

[Host 2]

Why are you going to your dad's phone?

[Host 1]

I'm glad you found out. Like as we get further into this, but this is some, this some top tier weird, bro.

[Caller/Guest 1]

How that.

[Host 1]

I went through my long time, though. Okay then, so that's different.

[Caller/Guest 1]

What did you find? Huh?

[Host 1]

Some.

[Caller/Guest 1]

What did you find?

[Host 1]

But go ahead, what you find? So you went through his phone and then what you find?

[Caller/Guest 1]

So this was back this was back when, you know what I'm saying? I was young and Kick was out and all that. I ain't have no phone. I'm trying to find a way to text all the hood. You know how it goes. So he fell asleep one night downstairs. I opened his phone. I went to download kick. As I'm texting the hood, a text come through from Rachel. What was Rachel? I got aunt named Rachel. So I really wasn't questioning. Then she text again, and it was an image. So me being me, I clicked it. What I seen was the worst thing in my life. There were two jugglers, and they weren't regular jugglers. They were. They were saggy jugglers. So me being the person I am, I'm like, how can I leverage this? So do y' all want to know

[Caller/Guest 4]

how I leveraged it?

[Host 2]

You're here.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I guess I kept quiet about it. So then as I'm going through the messages, I see pictures of my dad with said Rachel and kid. I'm dumbfounded. So as I grow up, you know what I'm saying, him and my mom get to get. They. They. They. They still together.

[Host 2]

They could just skated past, like, 20 years.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I promise you. That's something I held, like, in the deepest because I just felt I was a fart.

[Host 1]

Real quick. Like, real quick. If I stop talking like this, like, tick tock, story time. Just go. Just go. We got you, bro. We understand.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Anyway, anyway, so I grew up, whatever the case was, and I asked him about it. And when I asked him about it, he told me the truth or whatever the case is, because I was finally 18. So boom. I asked him, did my mom know? No, she didn't. I was like, my dad got a little money. He the owner of a tech company.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Guest 1]

From paper. Get a little money. So I held it for ransom, basically. The information.

[Host 1]

And you still doing?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, yeah, still to this day. I get paid monthly.

[Host 1]

How much?

[Caller/Guest 1]

A thousand.

[Host 1]

A thousand dollars? For your mom's loyalty? Man, these boys. Boy, these boys wasn't raised right.

[Host 2]

So are those your step siblings?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, you crazy.

[Caller/Guest 4]

She still.

[Caller/Guest 1]

She knows, though. He doesn't know she knows.

[Host 2]

They also.

[Host 1]

They're not together.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, no, they still together. They married when they finna get divorced. Oh, when they get divorced, all that money, you know, that's gonna go to. That's why you got to keep it peeing. Shut up.

[Host 2]

So was it. Was his second family just the. The woman involved, or was it the kids?

[Caller/Guest 1]

No, it was a woman, and she had a daughter. Okay, well, they Had a daughter.

[Host 1]

So you don't have any siblings from this?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Not really. I don't. I don't know that.

[Host 1]

Just a thousand dollars a month in disloyalty. That's it, man.

[Caller/Guest 1]

How many.

[Caller/Guest 4]

How many.

[Caller/Guest 1]

How many minors you know making a thousand a month?

[Host 1]

How old are you?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I'm 22 now. This was going on since I was 17.

[Host 1]

Oh, you was not a minor?

[Host 2]

All right, bro. You have a good one.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Wait,

[Host 1]

I know that wasn't towards us. No way.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Y' all hear me?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right. What's going on, guys?

[Host 2]

What up, man?

[Host 1]

Please don't try to guess who's what. Yo, what

[Caller/Guest 1]

is that? Is that Pat?

[Host 1]

Oh, my God. I hate when people do that. What's up, bro?

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's going on, man?

[Host 1]

All right, I got a question for you, bro.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right.

[Host 1]

Bet you can tell when people watch the show because they get mad and we're not giving them the conversation. It's just random. It's just like if we feel it, but we don't feel a good vibe here, so we're gonna go with the question.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You don't feel a good vibe?

[Caller/Guest 3]

No, no.

[Host 1]

You throwing me off. All right, I got a question for you.

[Caller/Guest 1]

What the. All right, what's the question, guys?

[Host 1]

What's your beef?

[Caller/Guest 1]

My uncle, bro. My uncle, man, this. He live in our basement. He don't pay rent. Should be throwing me off, man.

[Host 1]

This, like, is this crazy? Is this your mom or dad's brother? How old?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah, it's. Bro, it's my mom's stepbrother. This, like, 40.

[Host 2]

You said, do you pay rent?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I can't rent. Yes.

[Host 1]

How old are you?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I'm 21.

[Host 1]

But you're grown.

[Host 2]

Did he say why he's there, bro?

[Caller/Guest 1]

He. So him and his wife had got into it. He went to jail, and. And he turned, get back on his feet, and so he was standing here, but like.

[Host 2]

Yo, you ever try to tell him this to his face, though?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Nah, nah, he's scared.

[Host 1]

He was talking. Like, when he was talking to us, he was kind of loud, but when he was like, my uncle, he is a whisperer. Your vent must be right to his room. He'll come upstairs and beat your ass.

[Caller/Guest 1]

No.

[Host 2]

Oh, you don't think he'll whoop you?

[Caller/Guest 4]

Nah.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Actually. Actually, don't. Don't even put this on episode. Don't even put this on episode.

[Host 1]

N. It's too late, bro.

[Host 2]

It's too late, bro. You about to face your.

[Caller/Guest 2]

No.

[Host 2]

Face your. It's live. It's live, bro.

[Host 1]

No, he Gonna put a bar in a pillowcase and beat the out. You talking that on Ain't got no job. I hear every podcast.

[Host 2]

All right, man. You have a good one. Welcome to crash on me's podcast.

[Host 1]

No, he changed his voice.

[Host 2]

Did I change my voice? Yeah. Really?

[Caller/Guest 4]

A little bit.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah. It changed again when I called you out because you tried to go back, but your heart.

[Host 2]

But I just feel like I'm a little more mellow right now.

[Host 1]

Yeah, he disrespectful to the man on this podcast.

[Host 2]

Okay, I got a question for you.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Okay.

[Host 2]

What was the question? What's something you know about someone that could ruin their life?

[Caller/Guest 4]

My ex Situationship having an entire family, but me not finding out about it until his new job posted that he had a family.

[Host 1]

Damn.

[Host 2]

Why does new job post that? He have a family.

[Caller/Guest 4]

We're teachers. And so his job posted about his whole family moving to where he's going to work.

[Host 1]

Oh, so he was teaching at your school and then he moved school. So. And then they announced, like, him and his family, like, welcome to the community type thing.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Okay. Yes, Condo. So we worked at different schools in the same county, and so that's how we knew each other. And then. But he's also in the military, so he told me he was single, live by himself and everything, but then it turns out he's got a whole entire family.

[Host 2]

But. Okay, you said it was a situationship. Right. So do you think he. He owed you that information?

[Host 1]

I'll just say situation. His situation.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Yeah, I don't really think that makes it better though, because he lying to me and the other person.

[Host 1]

We're not saying it's good he cheated still, like, we just saying, like, I guess our thing is to challenge you where you are at mentally to like, not know this was going on. Because you're saying it's a situationship. And then was it a situationship before you found out he had a family?

[Caller/Guest 4]

Yes, of course.

[Host 1]

That's our point. You know what I'm saying? Like, usually situations, somebody got something that stopped stopping it from being a relationship.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And there's. There's always some information that might be withheld. It's just have to be a little more extreme.

[Host 1]

So like, okay, how long did this go on? So we about to break on. We got you. How long does this go on?

[Caller/Guest 4]

On and off for like two years.

[Host 1]

Two years?

[Caller/Guest 4]

Yeah. And then on and off to this day, like, he'll text me and be like, hey, want to hang out? And I'm like, no. And then I Found out about his family. But we had talked, like, last week or two weeks ago.

[Host 1]

Girl, two years. You are family. The other question is. So you never been to his house when. When he said he was living alone?

[Caller/Guest 4]

No. So we lived, like, 45, 50 minutes apart. So he would just drive to mine every time.

[Host 1]

And you never been to his house in two years?

[Caller/Guest 4]

Nope. Every single time it was mine, and then I moved, like, two hours away,

[Caller/Guest 1]

and he would still drive to mine like that, so.

[Host 2]

But it was a situationship still. It wasn't like they weren't.

[Host 1]

Don't matter. She never been to his house.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No.

[Host 1]

Said he lived. So you didn't call him out on one thing? That's probably, like, top five things he told her within the first couple days. And she didn't even challenge a moment. He said, I live alone. She said, okay, I believe you.

[Caller/Guest 4]

He told me his mama kept the kids. He told me his mama kept the kids.

[Host 1]

But you. But he said, but you've never been to his house. And he said he lived alone. Don't you think it'd be like.

[Caller/Guest 4]

That's what he said. That's what he said.

[Host 2]

So what stopped it from ever becoming, like, a relationship? Did you. Anybody in the. Did you or him ever want more?

[Caller/Guest 4]

I did for a little bit, but then I was like, no, I'm good.

[Host 2]

That's what I'm saying is if it's a situationship, it doesn't. Like, I feel like he don't even, like, owe you that information.

[Host 1]

No, I can see him. I can imagine. I can imagine him right now. Like, damn. Damn, I miss her so much. I miss her so much. Hey, babe. The pizza done

[Caller/Guest 4]

now? I didn't say all that Now, y'. All. The question was that. I answered, what is something that could ruin somebody's life, that could ruin his life?

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah, you right. You right, you right. We got off track. We got off track.

[Host 1]

No, you right. For being naive as. We shouldn't even be doing it anyway.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Right.

[Host 2]

I guess you're not as naive.

[Host 1]

You're not. His family must look good. You must like the way they look together or something. You don't want to break that up.

[Caller/Guest 4]

I mean, they're cute. They're cute. I mean, obviously. No, I just walked him on everything. I saw him for the first time the other day, so I thought was cute.

[Host 1]

Oh, you saw him?

[Caller/Guest 4]

I just. On the Facebook post. Yeah. That. The new job posted. So. Yeah.

[Host 1]

When is the last time he hit you up?

[Caller/Guest 2]

She still lurking?

[Host 2]

Last week.

[Caller/Guest 4]

About last.

[Caller/Guest 1]

About a couple weeks ago.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Yeah, but I didn't know then, but I was just like, nah, Because I live too far away now, so.

[Host 1]

So what if. What if he. What if he pop up outside your house with a boom box, say, I'm ready to leave my family for real, I'm done.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Oh, it's never that. Oh, my God, E. No. I would be like, no, jail.

[Host 1]

Jail is crazy.

[Caller/Guest 4]

So nice. She's probably so sweet, and he's out here doing her bad.

[Host 2]

So what makes you not want to say anything about it? It's just. You don't feel like it's your business.

[Caller/Guest 4]

It's not my business, Ain't it? Ruined my life, too. My God. No, I'm good.

[Host 1]

Oh, I get it. I get you.

[Host 2]

I get you.

[Host 1]

The teachers be looking at you crazy, like, yeah, yeah.

[Host 2]

How do you not?

[Host 1]

He just out here, everybody.

[Host 2]

Husband. Yeah, you do, too. You do not want to be known as the husband in the. In the.

[Host 1]

Hey, I heard she a math teacher, but she'll do some geometry.

[Host 2]

Your husband, all the teachers, all the. All the parents at PTO meetings gonna be on your ass.

[Caller/Guest 4]

That's why I just keep to myself and do my job.

[Host 2]

I feel it. I feel it.

[Host 1]

Yeah, she a history teacher, but did you hear about her history.

[Caller/Guest 4]

I hope they don't listen to this podcast.

[Host 1]

Geography teacher, but I heard she get around.

[Host 2]

All right, you have a good one.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Thank you.

[Host 1]

That hating on my jokes is crazy. Yo, yo, what's good?

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's up, Pat? How you doing?

[Host 1]

That's weird. I didn't want people to do that. They know the voices right away.

[Host 2]

It's not weird, bro.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, I. All right, all right. What?

[Host 1]

Yeah, you don't glaze. All right, I got a question for you.

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's the question?

[Host 1]

What's your beef? I like how you tighten up. What's the question? What's your beef, bro?

[Caller/Guest 1]

It's with this one girl that I went on a date with. All right, so this was, what, I think a month ago, but so she came up to me at a mall and asked for my number. So I was like, all right. Gave her. Gave it to her. Then a couple days later, we went on the date, got some food and stuff. We went back to her place and, you know, started making out, getting a little freaky, and she was like, let me give you head. Then she started giving me head. I was laying down flat on the bed, bro. Something. I felt something near my cheeks. I thought it was like a crease in the bit or something. Tell me why this. Stuck her finger on my Ass. That's my beef, bro. I got beef with her because she did that. First date, no warning, no nothing.

[Host 1]

How did you not feel her hand getting closer to that area?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I did, but I didn't think that she was gonna do that.

[Host 2]

It just felt good around the room.

[Caller/Guest 1]

No,

[Host 1]

She was playing with it.

[Host 2]

So what happened after she did it, though, that you, like, say, ah, don't do that.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I screamed. I jumped up.

[Host 2]

You scream. She probably thought you were enjoying it. Then bed.

[Caller/Guest 1]

No.

[Host 1]

Wait, Was you in the passenger seat? Was it in the car?

[Caller/Guest 1]

No, it was on her bed.

[Host 1]

It was on her bed?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Did you see her after that?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Did I see? No, I lived her and everything.

[Host 1]

You never seen her again?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Nope, I'm not going to spoke to her again after that.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah, you trying to. You using this podcast to reach out to her? She got your heart, bro.

[Host 2]

What's your message to her, bro?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Stay away from guys. They're not gonna like that.

[Host 2]

There are some dudes that like that, though.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hey, if they're into that, then they're into that. But I'm not like, you gotta give me a warning or something.

[Host 2]

I mean, she did give you a warning. When she was like. When you felt it around the rim, that was like, the warning. And you didn't do it. And you didn't do anything at that

[Host 1]

point when she slaps your ass and called you a good boy, that. That should have been your warning right there.

[Caller/Guest 1]

No, you gotta stop getting freaky, bro. It wasn't like that.

[Host 2]

Yeah, all right, bro. You have a good one.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hey, last time I was on this podcast, bro, we had some beef, bro. You. You call me ambitious. Ambitiousness,

[Host 2]

Ambitious list sounds so crazy, but

[Host 1]

you want to know? It's crazy. That's bad on me because I have no idea who you are whatsoever. So that's bad on me that I'm saying that to that many people. What do you do for a living? Why did I say that?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Nothing. It's because I'm single, because I'm young. I'm still in school.

[Host 1]

Oh, what are you doing in school? Maybe I asked you something that triggers that. It had to be.

[Caller/Guest 1]

No, because you. You asked me if I had a job, and I said I didn't.

[Host 1]

You were in college?

[Caller/Guest 1]

No, High school.

[Host 1]

How old are you? Wait, how old are you?

[Caller/Guest 1]

16, bro.

[Host 1]

Just be talking, bro. That's on me, bro. That's on me.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right.

[Host 1]

No, no, don't cuss. Don't cuss. What? Like, what do you want to be when you grow up?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Me? I'm really big into cars.

[Host 1]

Cars.

[Caller/Guest 1]

So like, okay, yeah. Mechanic, driver.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I don't know what I was saying. Like, it sound like you got your together, bro. You got a girlfriend, a car, all that, huh?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Nope.

[Host 1]

No girlfriend. Trust my intuition. You're a loser.

[Host 2]

All right, bro. You have a good one. Oh, my God.

[Host 1]

Something, man.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah, what's up?

[Host 1]

What's the deal? I got two questions for you, bro. We. We having bad calls right now, so we're not even gonna get to know you.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I bet.

[Host 1]

Bet. All right. Name something you got away with.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right. I faked a seizure back in high school for a grade.

[Host 1]

For grade.

[Caller/Guest 1]

How did that happen?

[Host 1]

What'd you do?

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right, so for my high school, we only had like summer school. And you can only take up to like two classes. And this is during the springtime. I already failed like calculus back in the fall.

[Host 1]

Okay, perfect. All right, I can see where I'm going. Okay, next question. Who or what needs more shame?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Kyle Lowry. He just needs more shame. He's an ass basketball player. Bubble butt. Never seen a take a stream during a NBA all star game.

[Host 2]

Is a good basketball player.

[Host 1]

No, Kyler is a legend, bro. But why? Why number two? What does that have to do with anything?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I'm with the Martin DeRozan person. When they traded him for Kyle Lowry and they kept Kyle.

[Host 1]

We're questioning you not on being a basketball fan. We're questioning why does a. Him having a. So called a bubble butt. Why is that a part of this?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Something I just noticed every time you play basketball and it makes every time, every time. Every time he gets on the court, I go, damn.

[Host 1]

So you would do that? Kyle Lowry's not the only man that's built like that. That I'm. You know what I mean? So, like, do you do that every time you see a guy?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, no.

[Host 1]

But why only Kari? Hello?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hello? No, I said you. I said he was like the first person I ever noticed at all.

[Host 2]

Okay, all right. Said bubble butt. I said it quickly too, like he skipped over it.

[Caller/Guest 4]

No, I'm not done. I'm answering the call.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hello?

[Host 1]

Yo.

[Host 2]

Then who's. Who you are?

[Caller/Guest 4]

Hi, guys.

[Host 1]

Hi, guys.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Who you are?

[Caller/Guest 4]

I'm not arguing with anyone. I'm getting my hair done. But I just left my appointment so I can talk to you guys.

[Host 2]

Oh, damn.

[Host 1]

I know your look terrible right now.

[Caller/Guest 4]

No, it doesn't. I'm almost done. I'm like 70. I'm like 80. Done.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 2]

All right, we got a question for you.

[Host 1]

Oh, it's me.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Okay.

[Host 1]

My bad.

[Host 2]

I would do, like, stuff like that. Like, the camera can't see me.

[Host 1]

Name something you got away with.

[Caller/Guest 4]

So one time I ran someone over, and my mom took the charge. So technically, her insurance took the hit. And my family had to pay, like, $60,000 out. But I didn't have to. My parents did.

[Host 2]

Well, how you say, like, this is something. You got away, like, scotch free.

[Caller/Guest 4]

I did. I didn't have to pay for it. I didn't go to jail. My mom took the charge.

[Host 1]

What?

[Caller/Guest 4]

She said she was a driver.

[Host 2]

How bad was, like, did you run that person over?

[Caller/Guest 4]

It was pretty bad. His eye socket was fractured. He had to get, like, reconstructed surgery on his arm, his elbow, to be exact.

[Host 1]

Where, like, where were you driving that you ran this person over? And they got all these injuries.

[Caller/Guest 4]

I was driving the dog's Durango. It was like maybe four years ago. And I had a kid, so my mom was like, she was going to take the charges, so I did it intentionally.

[Host 2]

But, like, where? Like, where? Like, was it at a red light, him crossing? Like, where was it at?

[Caller/Guest 4]

So we live in Vegas, but we live in, like, the Centennial Hills area. And it's super racist over there. This guy called me the N word. He was on, like, a. Like a motorbike, kind of like a dirt bike, but the ones that people drive on the street, but it looks like a dirt bike, like, and he threw a Slurpee through my car window, and I mowed him down.

[Host 1]

No, this is.

[Host 2]

I didn't even know. It was, like, retaliation, I thought, like an accident.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Yeah, it was an accident. That's where I told the insurance that it was an accident.

[Host 2]

I feel it.

[Host 1]

Did he accuse you? Did he accuse you of running him over? So. Or did he.

[Caller/Guest 4]

So he. He was out of it. He didn't really remember or know what happened. But there was this guy that was. Was like, he seen it. He was walking another pedestrian. I wish I would have got him too, because he came, and when the cops came, he waited. He was like, she did it on purpose. I watched it. I still see him sometimes when I go visit my parents.

[Host 2]

Knock the racist out.

[Host 1]

That's crazy.

[Host 2]

They could probably woke up an ally.

[Host 1]

That boy threw a MAGA Slurpee at you. Ran his ass off.

[Caller/Guest 4]

I had, like, my baby was in the car. So that's really why I was upset. Because, like, you can't disrespect me in front of my baby. And you're a man and a white man.

[Host 1]

No, the baby part makes you seem dumb. I'm not going to lie to you. You don't do that with a kid in the car, though. That's crazy.

[Host 2]

I mean, she threw. He threw a Slurpee in the car.

[Caller/Guest 4]

He threw a Slurpee.

[Host 1]

Did it land on you, too?

[Caller/Guest 4]

It was all over me.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah. I would have reversed over that.

[Host 2]

I put the seat belt right on my kid.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Buckle up.

[Host 1]

Buckle up, son. Let me teach you about revenge.

[Caller/Guest 2]

No, for real.

[Host 2]

Anyway, you have a good one. Go get your hair done.

[Host 1]

Let's go visit him in the hospital.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Yeah, I. I haven't seen the victim, but I've seen the person who, like, told what I did. I seen him a lot, and I only have. Thank you, baby. Okay.

[Host 2]

No, she. Somebody said, I like your hair in the background.

[Host 1]

Okay, who said that?

[Caller/Guest 4]

That was my kid. Yeah, that was my daughter. After Pat said that, my hair looks up.

[Host 2]

Oh, that was your daughter?

[Host 1]

Was. Was that the daughter that's in the car?

[Caller/Guest 4]

Yeah, that's her.

[Host 1]

She stayed by your side, huh?

[Host 2]

All right, you have a good one.

[Caller/Guest 4]

All right, Bye, y'.

[Host 1]

All.

[Host 2]

All right, peace.

[Host 1]

Yo, yo, what's the deal?

[Caller/Guest 1]

What's going on?

[Host 1]

What's up? What up? What up? What up? Welcome to Crashing Me's podcast.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right. Yeah. That's the question.

[Host 1]

You got you, bro. All right. What or who deserves more shame?

[Caller/Guest 1]

It's men. It's men that deserve Shane. I'll let you know. It's the men that sit there and can pull out their cars and buy only fans. They're sick, freaky men. You're more freaky than did. You should be locked up for buying the only fans.

[Host 2]

You think it's that egregious?

[Caller/Guest 1]

You know the steps you have to do to buy only fans?

[Host 1]

No, tell us.

[Caller/Guest 4]

You.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You have to start. You probably seen the girl on Instagram. It's. Realistically, you. You thought she looked good. You probably went through a couple pictures. Look. Went to look the link tree. Looked all the. You looked at her cash app, her Venmo, all that, and you said, no. Cool. I'm gonna go to the only fans. Click. The only fans. You probably go look at the previews. Oh, wow, that's nice. All this while you're meeting. All this while your meat is in your hands. That's insane. You got to think about that. All that while your meat is in your hand.

[Host 2]

How'd you know they had previous? I never heard of them having previews because, you know.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You know, these. You know, the only fans, they like to. They like to tease a little bit.

[Host 2]

How do you know this though, like, did you get to like that step? Did you get that one step before pulling out your wallet?

[Caller/Guest 1]

You know what? Who is this? Yo, who is this?

[Caller/Guest 4]

Just.

[Host 2]

Are you talking to me?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Can you actually.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Who I am?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Is this. That's. Is this Mike?

[Host 2]

Duh.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You sound a little different. Oh, like folded Sound like little something in your throat.

[Host 2]

So crazy. How do you know any of this? The preview thing though? Cuz you're listing everything. Like you went through these steps and the only step. Step you might have not went to allegedly is making the purchase.

[Caller/Guest 1]

But like, that's not the point. It's. The point is the steps that you have to get to. You have to pull out your card and do all of.

[Host 1]

That's what happened.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I'm spending my money on the right things. You not. I'm not gonna give my money to no girls. That's. That's out here naked. I'm not doing that.

[Host 1]

So if it was free. If it was free, would you have

[Caller/Guest 1]

viewed somebody link if it was free? What time is it?

[Host 2]

You already got. You would do it for free? You already got to the point of knowing that there was a preview.

[Host 1]

Exactly. You just got the money, bro. Just say you don't want to spend money on it.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Who isn't doing it for free?

[Host 1]

But I'm just saying. Just say you don't want to spend money on it. You just don't have the money. Don't try to disrespect them.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You know, that's not disrespecting. You just. That's weird. Weird like you pulling out your card while your meat is in your hand. Come on.

[Host 2]

What I do think is weird is

[Host 1]

like, what's up this meat? You just let it go, bro.

[Host 2]

Well, I do. I do think it's weird when people create accounts for the free. Like porn sites and like that.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Exactly.

[Host 2]

That's.

[Caller/Guest 3]

That's more that.

[Host 2]

Yeah, that's awesome. Like, yeah.

[Host 1]

Only fans talking about the concept of them actually paying for it. You're just mad that it costs because you would view. View it for free.

[Caller/Guest 1]

We're all viewing it for free.

[Host 1]

No, you're. You're viewing. You're clicking on those. I don't click on only family, so

[Caller/Guest 1]

I don't give a. I'm not clicking on the. I'm not. I used to click on.

[Host 1]

Yeah, exactly.

[Host 2]

Until you found out it was funny.

[Host 1]

Until I.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Until I realized, like, why am I here?

[Caller/Guest 3]

No.

[Host 2]

Have pre nut clarity.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I had pre nut clarity. Exactly. Why am I here?

[Host 1]

Have pre money clarity. You're Broke because you're getting a lot.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I make. I make Matt. I make so much money.

[Host 1]

Not enough money to see her.

[Host 2]

I wouldn't say that constitute you as broke. But you do think that there's. You just think it's not worth that money.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah, there's other things. You can spend your money, like the snack rack.

[Host 2]

But there is a point there. There is a point where if you are a millionaire, come out.

[Host 1]

Shut the.

[Host 2]

Just say if you're a millionaire. A couple million.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Jean.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Who? Jean.

[Caller/Guest 3]

This.

[Host 2]

Why he's like, first title.

[Host 1]

I think he's schizophrenic or some.

[Host 2]

Just call this Gene.

[Caller/Guest 3]

All right, bro.

[Host 2]

You have a good one.

[Caller/Guest 1]

You too.

[Host 1]

Broke ass.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hey, man. Yo, yo. What up, what up, what up, what up?

[Host 2]

Welcome to Crash Podcast.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hey, what's up? What's up? Yeah, glad to be on this.

[Host 1]

Are you like. Are you under the influence or something right now? Are you talking so well, Yo. Stuff so slur.

[Host 2]

Anyway, I got a question for you. If you can get any. If you can get any question answered, what would it be,

[Caller/Guest 1]

man, you don't see my answer, man? I got. Why am I serial cheater, man?

[Host 1]

Nice.

[Host 2]

Is that your real life? You high?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I'm high. Just taking out the trash real quick. I'm not gonna answer the phone. What

[Caller/Guest 3]

are you.

[Host 1]

Where are you right now?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Oh, man, I'm outside my crib, man.

[Host 1]

Oh, okay. You good? You had some beers or something? Some alcohol?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I mean, I'm with a white girl, so, you know, I gotta drink that pee with me, man.

[Host 2]

You gotta keep that. What with him?

[Host 1]

Listen, I don't know, all right?

[Host 2]

I just.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Going on.

[Host 2]

So you're in a relationship now?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

And you. You're saying you're a serial cheater.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I'm gonna pull you a fair real quick, man. I don't know. If you don't hear this, she might recognize the voice or something. You feel me?

[Host 1]

Yeah. Or that laugh?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Nah. Yeah, I am a little. Little. I guess you could say I'm a little. You know what I'm saying? A little player. Don't hate the game. Hate the player. Right?

[Host 1]

The game hates the player. No, that's not how it goes.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hey, you can't hit the game. You gotta hit the player, though. You know what I'm saying? That's just. That's the way life. Some people. Players. Some people ain't, you know.

[Host 1]

Yeah, what's. What's that? Like that.

[Host 2]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Yeah,

[Caller/Guest 1]

I'm a trained technician, man. Some like, you know, spell technician. No, no, trained technician. I mean,

[Host 2]

This is goofy.

[Caller/Guest 4]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah, but I'm. I'm a trained technician and you know, a little. Little player technician too, you know.

[Host 2]

So have you cheated with the girl you're currently with?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Why are you still with her though?

[Caller/Guest 1]

And you know, man, what the.

[Host 2]

I'm asking a question. Why do you.

[Host 1]

Why he's getting offended that you putting him in deep thought?

[Host 2]

Like what? Like why do you think you're cheating? Like what do you. What is. Like what. What's your triggers?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I guess I don't know, man. I just. I can't explain it to you. Really. You know the best way to say is like. Is like, yo, you like money, right?

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right, bro. So if I. If you got like. Let's just say you got 50k and I offer you a dollar. You ain't gonna take that dollar.

[Host 2]

Hey, bro, that's. Nah, facts, bro. Facts, facts.

[Caller/Guest 4]

I got.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I got one woman, so if God gives me another one, she's gonna be

[Host 1]

like, yeah, no, we got the analogy.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Anyway, I hope you got. Make a feel better out here.

[Host 2]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You black?

[Caller/Guest 1]

N. I'm mixed.

[Host 1]

Mixed or what?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I ain't gonna lie. I'm Mexican and a little black. You know what I'm saying? Daddy ain't around, so you know he be on black.

[Host 1]

No, your daddy black.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Okay, okay. Just cuz you there's Dominicans. That don't mean they any who.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I hate being called Dominican though. Family. I'm being real with you, bro. You Dominican?

[Host 1]

Yeah. I didn't call you Dominican any.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All right, I'm cancel for the night, huh?

[Host 1]

No, you're not C. I think you cancel for life.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I need help. My wet.

[Host 1]

No, you literally be wasting a doctor or therapist. Whatever it takes to fix you. You wasting your time.

[Caller/Guest 2]

My God.

[Caller/Guest 1]

I be the doctor and the patient.

[Host 2]

You a lost cause, bro.

[Host 1]

This dude only could think about what happens five minutes in the future and five minutes in the past and that's it. He got a 10 minute gap. Everything else is like no consequences.

[Caller/Guest 1]

He just goes, hey man, you know I'm only. I'm only here for the little ones, man. I'm saying I gotta make the best out of it.

[Host 2]

Stop cheating, bro. All right.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Right. I can't.

[Host 2]

Hey, that's me.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hey, by making money then if I making money then stop comparing it to me.

[Host 2]

It's not the same. We are lying. We agree with you, bro.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Come on, man. I mean, if you was in my position. I mean, you a Che, then why,

[Host 2]

why, why get into a relationship then? Why don't you just do you without being like in a relationship?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Cuz I don't want her to get away.

[Host 1]

Oh, I think you insecure about who you are, so you. You. You cheat to make yourself feel better. We got it now.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Nah, just low. I just like, I. I be real with you.

[Host 2]

Why just. Why don't you just have consistent sex with the person you're with?

[Caller/Guest 1]

I do, but look, I like different flavor. I'm not racist, man. I like all I like when people say, what do I like? I like. This.

[Host 2]

All right, all right. That's enough brain rock for today. Yeah,

[Host 1]

he keep going. He level up.

[Host 2]

That was real. That was like real life. Like brain rock.

[Host 1]

Like he's definition of brain rock. He was created through Minecraft.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Only a few brain cells left for.

[Host 1]

Okay, so I'm looking for yeses or no's around maybe a brief explanation if I challenge you on it. But I'm trying to move through these quickly, everybody, just to let you know. So not a debate for everyone. Okay, $50 million, but no sex for life.

[Host 2]

We'll go.

[Host 1]

We'll do Mike last every time. Doki, no. So you wouldn't take the 50 million? No, don't even need to ask. I already know what you're gonna get into. It might lead to something else.

[Caller/Guest 2]

It's a hard one for me. I don't know.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Really?

[Host 1]

You're so fake, bro. I mean, you're gassing.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I guess I would take the 50 million, but.

[Host 1]

But do you no sex?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Like, define. Like, what are the limits? You know?

[Host 1]

That's like, do you die if you

[Caller/Guest 3]

have sex or do you just lose the money? Like if I already spent one. If. If I already spent one million.

[Host 1]

Just honor code. No, we not doing that with this.

[Caller/Guest 2]

What, you no kind of sex.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh, just the honor code.

[Host 1]

Yeah, just no sex.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh, I'll take the 50. What the. Y' all ain't gonna tell me? How you gonna know I had sex?

[Host 1]

No, no, no, we not doing that. Just no sex. You gotta honor.

[Host 2]

Yes.

[Host 1]

You die if you have sex.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh, no, I ain't.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I.

[Host 1]

You explode. Actually, your testicles explode. Every word.

[Caller/Guest 4]

Good.

[Host 2]

So my question is then. Oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You said sex, right? Can you still master me bait?

[Host 1]

No, you can't nut.

[Host 2]

So you can't. Okay, so no orgasms, though.

[Caller/Guest 2]

You can't nut it would kill you.

[Host 1]

What

[Caller/Guest 3]

he said your nuts exploding.

[Host 2]

That's not a dope way to Go out, though.

[Host 1]

You worth 50 mil, I'll tell you that.

[Host 2]

I wouldn't take the 50 mil. I wouldn't take the 50mil.

[Host 1]

You wouldn't take it?

[Caller/Guest 3]

No.

[Host 1]

I wouldn't either. I wouldn't take the 50 mil.

[Caller/Guest 3]

So why you just try to debate with us like you was going to

[Host 1]

ask questions in this? What people do on game shows?

[Caller/Guest 2]

He trying to. Yeah, he trying to.

[Host 1]

I'm going bust. All right, all right. $100 million. But you have no legs, Pete.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No.

[Host 1]

So you turning down Money Jean?

[Caller/Guest 2]

How? My legs. Damn.

[Host 1]

He looked at his legs.

[Caller/Guest 1]

How far down?

[Host 1]

Like, how we talking legs? That is true. We talking. Man, I'm sorry.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Ass down.

[Host 1]

Only your ass. Your ass hit the floor every time.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Now, I got some dark thoughts about any kind of amputations on myself. So I would have to turn it to keep my legs.

[Host 1]

Yeah, turn it down. You're so annoying, bro. You're annoying. Why am I annoying? Pondering over it.

[Host 2]

It's just annoying because then I had like, no, I wouldn't do it.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I buy robotic legs?

[Host 2]

Next question.

[Host 1]

You lost already.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh, my God.

[Host 1]

$200 million. But you're deaf. I do that. Okay. He don't be hearing anyway.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Guest 3]

I definitely don't hear none.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I think that one I could probably go for death. Yeah. Because. Okay.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

You rock with sign language. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Yeah, me, too.

[Host 1]

I think I could rock 200 mil.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I might not hear the engine, but I feel this moment.

[Host 2]

No.

[Host 1]

No dj. A damn dj.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No. That's crazy.

[Host 1]

Hey, just tell. Is a DJ cooking right now?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Just killing the vibe.

[Host 1]

Just tell me. Give me your own rhythm.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I'm watching you. I'm watching you.

[Host 2]

I think it'd be dope to kind of like, read resubtitles the whole time.

[Host 1]

Yeah, right.

[Host 2]

And I think I would use that money to then, like. Oh, no, I can't hear. I was going to give you guys different voices, but. No, it's fine.

[Host 1]

Stupid. All right. $300 million. But you're blind.

[Host 2]

300 mil, but blind.

[Caller/Guest 3]

I can have a seeing dog.

[Host 1]

Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

[Caller/Guest 3]

So I can have. I can do whatever I want?

[Host 1]

Yes, but you can't see.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You ever seen Daredevil before?

[Host 1]

You can do what you want.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You've seen Daredevil before. You know how he can see everything? Echolocation status? Like, he can see everything?

[Host 2]

Sure.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Like, if you say sure, your whole body will just make a shape.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Guest 3]

So as long as I can pay for that type of Procedure. I do it.

[Host 2]

I don't know if that was a procedure that he got, but I mean, but people can't. I'm saying realistically, if you had. If you had 300 million, what you realistically can get in this real world.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You can.

[Host 2]

You're blind. Blind. You're blind. Blind. You're doing. You said daredevil. You said daredevil.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Don't mean it ain't true.

[Caller/Guest 2]

It's sonar. It's sonar is what it is.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah, sonar.

[Host 1]

But how can you put sonar on a human?

[Caller/Guest 3]

Bats have sonar. So we could probably have.

[Host 1]

Thank you, J.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Thank you, brother.

[Caller/Guest 4]

I got you.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I feel you.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest 2]

I think I got too many trust issues to be blind. If I had that much money and I was blind, I don't like.

[Host 1]

I don't be stealing your money. Damn.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

You got $3?

[Caller/Guest 1]

Hey. Hey, bro.

[Host 2]

You tell. You send to the story, don't come back with no change.

[Host 1]

Yeah, bro. Here go your snacks, bro. It had change for a million, so I kept it.

[Host 2]

I wouldn't do blind.

[Host 1]

I wouldn't do blind either. I'm good. I look, I think me seeing things is like the best part of my life. Like me, I was. I went to the beach today and looked at the water like that's the greatest thing ever. Imagine hearing waves and not seeing them.

[Caller/Guest 2]

There's more questions, huh?

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta. We got a while. We got a while. Okay. $400 million. Yeah, it keeps going up. $400 million. But you only live until you're 65.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Hell yeah. Probably. Hell yeah.

[Host 2]

65.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh, yeah. You know how much you can accomplish by 65?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Super purposeful in my life.

[Host 1]

I gotta take it. I gotta take it because I'm using that money to. Because I feel like I'm. I'm sorry, Key, but I'm going the superhero route. I gotta put my conscience in a robot at that point, I think.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No, you can't do that, bro.

[Host 1]

Soar, bro.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You said real world, real time. You can't put your consciousness that we know of inside of a AI. I don't know. That's yes or no.

[Host 1]

I don't know if that's true or not.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Okay, so how the do you know we can't get sonar in? You hypocrite.

[Host 1]

Sonar is crazy.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No, it's not, bro.

[Host 1]

What you doing?

[Caller/Guest 2]

I. I live to 65.

[Host 1]

You take the money?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Yeah, I take the money.

[Caller/Guest 3]

400 million.

[Host 1]

That's Mike. Think he going to live forever. So

[Host 2]

65 is tough.

[Host 1]

They gonna be a 96 year old Dicky. So okay, if

[Host 2]

so if I don't. If I choose don't not to take the money, do I get a guarantee to live over 65? That's. That would be the only other option.

[Host 1]

Bargaining with a genie sound like. Sound like about to die to me. The genie gonna be like. What the is you talking about?

[Host 2]

This is gonna be a smart ass. You got next till next year.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Next question.

[Host 1]

65 seconds.

[Caller/Guest 1]

How long?

[Host 1]

Okay. 500 million. But you have no arms or legs.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

No, no, no starfish.

[Host 2]

That's horrible sounding. No, no. Chicken nuggets.

[Caller/Guest 3]

That's a nugget.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I'm doing it. And I'm entering the cartwheel contest. Just don't stop. He built for this.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Be chasing the cheese down.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh, man.

[Host 1]

Man. For real. All right. 600 million. But you must kill an innocent person.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Hell yeah. You mean is you talking about 600 million? Y' all better say yeah. If you lying. Y' all lying on camera.

[Host 1]

You go ahead. This key word for the fast. He said it and then miss it. Y' all better not say that cuz

[Caller/Guest 3]

it's so realistic, bro.

[Host 2]

I would.

[Host 1]

I wouldn't if I hear this tape, cuz.

[Caller/Guest 3]

How do you know they innocent though?

[Host 2]

So like what it says? We're saying innocent.

[Caller/Guest 3]

But what's the scale? Are we talking about. Are we talking about a newborn baby or are we talking about like a. Just walking down the street?

[Host 2]

A newborn baby.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh, well, you don't know how long the baby going to live anyway.

[Host 1]

Stay on some squid game.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You know

[Host 1]

that's a bad question. All right, 700 million. But you're blind and deaf. I already turned down.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah, I'm turning that down.

[Host 1]

That's up 800 million. But you have to give it all to charities. I don't know if I could touch that much money.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Go.

[Host 1]

I'm gonna have to pass. Hey, you got the 800 million you donated? Why I got to do it.

[Host 2]

I would. I would do it.

[Host 1]

Yeah, shut up. Shut the up. He really would do. I would do it too.

[Host 2]

I would do it now.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You would do it, cuz he'll do it. Shut the up.

[Host 1]

Singing a podcast, bro. I can't make jokes. It's a comm podcast.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No, all that, man.

[Host 2]

I would do it because I just. There's no like, there's. There's no real negative of it, I guess.

[Host 1]

Yes, Exactly. Nothing happens. 800 million. That's when they gonna see every kid in every third world country eating steaks on me.

[Host 2]

But best believe I will get the credit there's going to be a country named after me in Africa.

[Host 1]

You're gonna get statues everywhere.

[Host 2]

I'm just. I'm gonna make that 800 mil. I'm gonna win something. Nobel pea prize prizes, make celebrity appearances and like how I saved the world.

[Host 1]

And my boys and girls club gonna have five stars on it.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Hottest boys and girls club got 10 five star recruits. It's charity, man.

[Caller/Guest 2]

You gonna see a new nonprofit.

[Host 1]

This is a nonprofit. Welcome to my nonprofit mansion. Hey, twice a month I let one kid come in here, use the bathroom and kick them right out. These kids, man. Getting them off the street one month at a time. 900 million. But you served 20 years in prison. No, I'm gonna have to say no.

[Caller/Guest 2]

20 is crazy.

[Host 1]

20 is.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Wait, hold on, hold on. Just wait a minute.

[Host 1]

You're a young gun though.

[Caller/Guest 3]

It ain't about age. It ain't about age.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Trying to buy the prison.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Look, look. Yeah, you see how so it's this

[Host 2]

dude on Tik Tok don't get the money till. Till you're done with your sentence.

[Caller/Guest 3]

How you gonna say something?

[Host 2]

I'm just saying I know where you're going already.

[Host 1]

We're trying to avoid that scenario. So go ahead.

[Host 2]

I just want to let give you a preface before you go into your thing.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No, I wouldn't do it.

[Host 2]

Okay. So you see how we just saved you?

[Host 1]

Yeah, we saved you 1 billion. But four family members are picked randomly to die in, silly. I'm going have to turn that down. Turn it down. The camera off. I'm going have to take that.

[Host 2]

Key thinking with his brother in the room is crazy.

[Host 1]

Come on, come on.

[Host 2]

Key.

[Host 1]

Don't take it.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No, I'm not doing that.

[Host 1]

No, no, that's good.

[Host 2]

Okay, But I will say if they said. Said that you can pick.

[Host 1]

Oh man.

[Host 2]

This is what, this is what would happen. I would announce to all my family members like a big like Seobu family announcement. Like, hey, I'm not saying I'm taking this, but if anybody want to volunteer. I'm just saying though, anybody for the greater, for the greater good of the

[Caller/Guest 3]

family should come forward.

[Host 1]

You know, you got three old ones, you got three, you got three elders. Just come forward. They all like in their 80s and 90s. You like? Perfect. And then it's that one 65 year old uncle contemplating. Come on, come on, bring your ass over here.

[Host 2]

Come on with that.

[Host 1]

I'm still young. All the elders, bro, make them play

[Host 2]

a game of knockout for it.

[Host 1]

Both 65, bro.

[Host 2]

I ain't know what to do, dude.

[Host 1]

So we just go ahead. All right. Tweet of the week. Okay. Some dude tweeted, men, delete one forever. Basketball, sex, music, women, money, water, weed. A dude tweeted back and said we should delete women. Simps. Some dude said, no women. But you kept sex.

[Caller/Guest 3]

That's crazy.

[Host 1]

Oh, man.

[Caller/Guest 2]

All right.

[Host 1]

Okay. Tweet of the week. Some dude said, I see why my dad was an alcoholic. I forgive you. There are times, like, bro. There's times, like, where I used to be mad at my dad. It's like, bro, why you. Why you got a drink tonight? But my.

[Host 2]

I think, too, in general, there's some things that your parents, you know, the whole adage of, you won't understand this until you. You're my age type of thing or you get older type of thing. You understand more when I get older and my parents are divorced and you. Now I can see why they're divorced. You know, back then, it's like, oh, why don't they just stick it out and stay together? Now you actually, like, honestly, I was

[Host 1]

like, I hit an age at like. Like six or seven. I would have died if my parents got back together. I would have hated that. Like, both y' all in the same room. I can't do it, bro.

[Caller/Guest 2]

My parents tried to get back together. They divorced when I was seven. Try to get back together when I was 22.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No way. That's insane.

[Host 2]

That got to be kind of awkward, right?

[Caller/Guest 2]

That's why you got.

[Host 1]

You got to do the parent trap on they ass. Get rid of that. All right. Tweet of the week. The kids say, hey, tell a bedtime story. Me, Rico got no money. He didn't lost his job. You know what that's from?

[Host 2]

No.

[Host 1]

Y' all remember the rico? Yeah, you remember Rico story from Speaker Knockers?

[Caller/Guest 3]

No.

[Host 1]

Rico got no money.

[Caller/Guest 1]

He didn't.

[Host 1]

Lost his job.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Damn.

[Caller/Guest 3]

You heard it before.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but I was just saying, like, when we were younger, those stories used to get us. Meek Mill had Tony story. I don't know if you remember that. And he. I don't know why. Where that went. I think Joyner Luker started doing it.

[Caller/Guest 2]

You remember. You remember the Joker?

[Host 1]

The Joker? Oh, yeah. The Joker is Joker. The Autumn boy thought they was Slick Rick.

[Host 2]

All right, I got.

[Host 1]

Wait, last one, last one, last one.

[Host 2]

I got a couple, too.

[Host 1]

Oh, you do?

[Caller/Guest 3]

Go ahead.

[Host 2]

Yeah, I was gonna go.

[Host 1]

I'm. I'm gonna save mine. Because the last one is from my boy, D. Hutch.

[Caller/Guest 3]

And he.

[Host 1]

He always seen the best of the week.

[Host 2]

Okay, so is this. I feel like Facebook is always weirder, but how I first night and you ain't nobody in months. Stop lying hoe.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Why you. Why you just say that?

[Host 1]

I just really. No, let me see that. I just want to see the difference. I want to read it. I want to read it. Let me see how I write this. Some dude said how on the first night it. You ain't nobody in my. Stop lying ho. Say it like that.

[Host 2]

I knew that was gonna be funny. That one was. That wasn't really supposed to be Tweety week, but this is the one I wanted to use. Using a condom and still pulling out. Call that two factor authentic. Using the condom and pulling out. Call that two factor authentication.

[Host 1]

There's nothing more pointless than that, I tell you.

[Host 2]

No, I'm not gonna lie. I was that person.

[Host 1]

Oh, wow.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God, bro.

[Host 2]

Because it said, you know what it says 99.9. And I just opened. Always felt like bad luck. Things can happen to me. And I was like, all right, I'm not gonna now. It's 100%.

[Host 1]

I was so bad. I didn't finish until I got home. I didn't want to do that there. You might get pregnant by the aroma my bathroom.

[Host 2]

What was your last one?

[Host 1]

Last one. Everybody plug their ears as younger. This from D. Hutch. This is fault. Okay. Pulling on her pubes really hard to tighten her pussy like shoelaces. Come on.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Come on.

[Host 1]

Pulling on her pubes really hard to tighten her pussy like shoelaces. That's crazy. Okay. All right.

[Host 2]

Those are some thick ass shoes. You know how much traction you have? Have to have. You need to at least grip, like.

[Host 1]

At least like. That's crazy.

[Host 2]

That's like Afro length.

[Host 1]

That's so crazy. Do I got. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is conversation I want to get into. So this why I want to do this one last. This girl tweeted, say calling me a gold digger when you don't have no goal is peak fooling. So basically she's saying, like, you can't call me a gold digger if you don't have a money.

[Host 2]

Do you think there's a limit to the amount of money? Oh, my bad.

[Host 1]

Okay, say that. Say that.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

He said do respond and say lol. A gold digger doesn't need you to be rich. Just dumb enough to prioritize her wants over your needs. Do you think that's true? I think that's true because even when I was broke, per se, or didn't have money for. For a girl to think that, that or somebody to think that a girl is with me for my money. I still felt like that in a sense, like, oh, you only want me because I'm spending time with you all the time. I feel like that's, that's also gold.

[Host 2]

So it's, I think it's hard for me to say I'm a gold dig. I think gold digging is purely monetary.

[Host 1]

Right. It doesn't. Yes it is. But that doesn't mean that that person has to have a lot of money. You could just be taking all his money. So if, if, if a girl is with a dude that's a millionaire and he don't spend it like that, he not out buying bags. But then she dates a dude that only makes 60000 and he's spending on her and stuff like that. And just because he doesn't have a lot of money doesn't mean she's not gold digging. But she's taking his time.

[Host 2]

And isn't the term gold digger meaning that you are with this person for the money?

[Caller/Guest 2]

It's like a monetary.

[Host 1]

But some people. That's what I'm saying. Some people, but no, I get what you're saying. But some people give it up a little bit more than other people. But some people only put it in the space as like person had to be a millionaire for that person to be a gold digger. So if a dude was like, oh, I'm a manager at Walmart and I broke up with this girl for gold digging, a laugh at his face. Like bro, what she go digging, you're broke as. But if he was actually spending his seventy thousand dollar salary on her, like more than I don't think.

[Host 2]

Yeah, you don't have to have a cap on money because if my 70,000 and if I'm spending three grand on you of my what five $4,000 paycheck check. Yeah. That would be like oh yeah, he's spending a lot. Because there's levels to gold digging.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

But I don't think if it's no money involved, it's just time. I don't think that's golding. I just think that should be needy.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Isn't it called something?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Yeah, like that's called a succubus.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Oh yeah.

[Host 2]

Is that a real word? Yeah, that's the real meaning for it too.

[Caller/Guest 3]

It's a demon.

[Host 1]

It sucks.

[Caller/Guest 2]

This is like a. Yeah, like a sleep demon.

[Host 2]

Some sort. Really?

[Host 1]

What do it do to you?

[Caller/Guest 2]

Find out when you're sleeping.

[Host 1]

Hey succubus. Succubus. I'm about to go to sleep. Just let me know if any succubus around here get real sleepy.

[Host 2]

Do you agree with this? I have another. I guess it's like a Facebook post. But I was gonna say if you guys agree with this until you post me and we lose both our together ain't going on.

[Caller/Guest 3]

I can't.

[Host 1]

You don't know common, brother.

[Host 2]

I'm just saying if you're in the talking stages with somebody and you might be in the talking stages with other people as well, I don't think, like, I'm not posting you until you post me because then we're officially a couple. So we can all lose the girls that we're talking to or the guy. The guy you're talking to or know that, oh yeah, we're now exclusive.

[Caller/Guest 1]

That's right.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Clarity.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Yeah. That's why I hate when people pretend like they don't know what's going on. Men or women. They'd be like, well, we was both playing. It's like, no, there's no such thing as two people playing. One person is playing and the other other person knows that person is playing. So they pretend to be playing.

[Caller/Guest 3]

But how you pretending to be playing if you playing?

[Host 1]

Correct.

[Host 2]

Yeah, you're playing.

[Host 1]

You're pretending because you're going off the other person. You're not going solely off your feelings. They're going solely off their feelings.

[Caller/Guest 3]

So there's a cat breaker on playing somebody.

[Host 2]

No, I think it's like, it's like when people do things out of spite. So like, if I did something to you and it annoyed you and you don't really do that thing that's. That I'm doing that annoys you. But you're only doing it because I'm doing it. So it's kind of like doing it out of spite.

[Host 1]

So that's not really you, but you're doing it in retaliation to protect your feelings. You know what I'm saying? Like, okay, you're not just about to walk all over me. So if you dating a girl and you. You try to. You mentioned boyfriend to her before and you kind of see her face like, oh, boyfriend. I don't know if I'm ready for that. So now you know in your head, oh, I'm never posting you before you post me. Because you got to be the person that breaks that barrier.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Because you stop this relationship from going somewhere. So that's the thing.

[Caller/Guest 3]

What's the point of posting somebody nowadays, though?

[Host 1]

It just. It just reference.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Preference thing.

[Caller/Guest 3]

It Is a preference thing. But I seen post their wives and they want. They still cheating. Yeah, I think like the posting is just all that childish.

[Host 2]

I think depends on what you guys already do normally. Like. Yeah, yeah, 100 don't stop. If you're already posting all the time and you're posting like your. Your past relationships and now you stopped

[Caller/Guest 3]

when I come around, that'll make me scared.

[Host 2]

Yeah,

[Host 1]

it's definitely like. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely about happy habit. Like what, like what are you doing

[Host 2]

consistently or if you overshare your life on the Internet already and then this is the one aspect of your life. Because there's some people that are kind of private in general. They don't really share anything about their lives on the Internet. So it's like, obviously maybe somebody comes into my life, I might not share my relationship because of that reason.

[Host 1]

But you write about that. Like, I legit have people that I know that I went to school with or work with that they post a wife and kids all the time on their social media.

[Caller/Guest 2]

They.

[Host 1]

His family. He not even in the picture. That's his profile picture. It's his wife and his kids. And I know that cheat every day. I know a dude that don't post his wife at all. Outside of the photos that he's tagged in, he don't post. And he the most faithful dude I know. So it's just like your preference? Like, yes, it's your preference that do not matter, bro.

[Host 2]

What about what you're doing in the real world too?

[Host 1]

Yeah, bro, it's. It's some. It's people out here, they have the ability, I don't know why they use it to cheat. But they have the ability to give. But they have the.

[Caller/Guest 3]

I don't understand.

[Host 1]

I'm saying like the people with double lives. Yeah, they have the ability to give life to multiple things. Like a lot of I can live a double life. Like one of them lives would be fucked up.

[Caller/Guest 3]

How do you have a double life exactly? Be working full 12 hour shifts, traveling to Egypt, coming back to shoot a podcast. Like, how do you do that?

[Host 1]

What are you talking about.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Now? We have been getting a lot of calls from like people like living double lives and.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but I feel like that's a talent and they just using their time like that talent could be used. Like you could be a CEO, you know what I'm saying? Like, you could run a business.

[Host 2]

You could be.

[Host 1]

You could run two businesses and be like, I'm CEO over here and CEO over here. And I got the energy for both. But now you're investing in, like, a whole nother.

[Host 2]

It's a tough economy, too. So a lot of people have multiple jobs now out, too, or jobs. They work long hours, so there's time, definitely.

[Caller/Guest 3]

But then the money, too. Like, you gotta have money to live a double life.

[Host 2]

I think it's also for dudes. Sometimes it's easier because I feel like guys don't really ask as many questions as women in terms of, like, if a guy was the one getting cheated on, the girl has a double life. I don't think the guy's asking as many questions.

[Host 1]

Ego.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

If. If you could. If I could interview a hundred women, and I could be like, do you think your partner's ch.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Cheating on you?

[Host 1]

None of them would give me, like, a definite no, right? Some of them would be like, no. But if I interview 100 dudes, they'd be like, no.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

My girl never cheated on. It's an ego thing. Why would I think my girl is talking to another dude until it happened? That's why men be so heartbroken. Like, women kind of already, like, I think he cheating. I caught him cheating. Be like, what the. Five dudes. Did you really think she coached a college basket basketball team, bro? It's only five of these. It's three on three. Oh, man.

[Host 2]

Anyway, that's been Crash Dummies episode 215.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Hold on, Mike, go ahead. I got a question to ask y'.

[Caller/Guest 1]

All.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Y' all got any Indian friends, Yo.

[Host 1]

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[Caller/Guest 3]

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