Maybe I’m Crazy - Episode 207

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 208: “Maybe I’m Crazy”

Release Date: May 21, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu
Theme: Pat and Mike dive into wild current events, unfiltered scenarios, and listener stories about “crazy” moments, relationships, and life’s chaos. They discuss hot topics (notably WNBA rivalries, social commentary around gender and race in sports), debate funny hypotheticals, and take a rapid-fire round of off-the-rails listener calls.

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Main Themes & Purpose

• Explore unpredictability and humor in current events and everyday life.
• Analyze gender and race dynamics in sports, focusing on the WNBA and media narratives.
• Host interactive, comedic conversations, including “craziest thing you’ve done” stories and lighthearted hot takes.
• Foster community with direct, unfiltered listener participation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Gender & Rivalries in Sports

• WNBA Narrative: Pat and Mike note how public discourse about women’s sports quickly becomes toxic, particularly around rivalries (00:42–01:53).
• Media Double Standard:
  • “They take those rivalries so seriously … They think it has to be genuine hate. There’s so many random NBA rivalries, right? We don’t really talk about it the same way.” — Mike (01:53)
• Race Layer: Arguments often become racialized, and women athletes, especially Black women, are less protected from public hate (02:15–03:05).

2. The RG3 Tweet Incident

• RG3’s viral posts about Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark are dissected, noting how even neutral commentary attracts hate due to identity politics.
• Plug for critical self-awareness: “My job as a Black man is to never say something online publicly about Angel Reese, knowing that when I do, there’s gonna be somebody that hate her for a totally different reason.” — Pat (03:05)
• RG3’s calculated provocation and social media strategy are examined (04:04–06:13).

3. Is It Better to Be a GOAT in a Niche Sport or Average in the NBA?

• Lively “would you rather” about fame versus expertise (09:02–10:26).
  • Pat picks NBA fame: “The mixture of money and notoriety … you can take further.”
  • Mike values being the best, even in obscurity.

4. Viral Tweets & Social Observations

• Roast of absurd internet hypotheticals (eating Wingstop and a gorilla attacks; roaches in homes; dishwashing debates) — showcases generational and cultural quirks (13:12–17:46).
• Funny, deadpan delivery highlights why certain everyday topics go viral.

5. Wild Hypotheticals & Listener Calls

• Human Lay Eggs?: Spirited riff on how society would change if humans laid eggs (18:09–19:20).
• Listener Confessions:
  • Fraud family betrayals (27:42–35:03).
  • “Maybe I’m Crazy” stories: faking drug-laced blunts to punish porch thieves (39:15–42:55), getting revenge on cheating exes, pistol-whipping best friends caught in acts (54:28–58:03), and running over a “sperm donor” with a car (58:48–66:24).
• Guilty Pleasures: Includes ghosting job interviews for the ego boost (44:45), and finding motivation in social media stalking (43:10–43:41).

6. Community, Grudges & Relationship Dynamics

• Pat and Mike reflect on their own “crazy” arguments and the value of forgiving minor beefs (82:05–83:13).
• Caution against talking trash about friends’ exes after breakups; “People always get back together!” (80:09)
• Insightful relationship repartee on why some couples last despite toxic beginnings.

7. Arguing in Relationships

• Deep dive into communication and petty arguments: “I don’t beef with people … If I figure out this conversation is over nothing before you do, oh you gonna hate me” — Pat (94:07)
• Why some need drama to feel normal; the pain of not being able to DM memes during fights (95:53–96:18).

8. Pop Culture, Media & Internet Trends

• Analysis of reality shows’ clip economy—how Jerry Springer, “baddie” shows, and YouTubers exploit short-form drama (97:11–99:40).
• Debate over the pitfalls of building a brand solely on being the “viral joke” (No Neck Jay, etc.) (87:29–89:41).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

On WNBA Double Standards

• “A lot of dudes … are afraid of women with confidence, especially dudes in media. They look at it weird because they’re not used to seeing it.” — Mike (07:49)

Listener Story: The Family Snitch

• “...So about round 9:30ish, I get a collect call. ‘You have a prepaid call from...’ ‘Hey, bro, they got me.’ I’m like, what you calling me for? Get the fuck off my phone.” — Caller, wild fraud story (30:38)

Hilarious Would-You-Rather Debate

• “The GOAT of badminton, he ain’t got a Nike commercial! Where’s the commercial?” — Pat (09:58)

On Relationship Arguments

• “If I figure out that this conversation is over nothing before you do… I’m about to get some chuckles in, like, bro, what are you talking about?” — Pat (94:07)
• “Not being able to send your girl a meme during the argument has to be top five most painful things.” — Mike (96:18)

Listener’s Wildest Moment

• “I allegedly ran over the sperm donor with my car… I put that in drive, and I said, ‘Off muscle memory. Oh, you filthy. Oh my god!’” — Caller (66:00–66:17)

On Trash Talking Friend’s Ex

• “Soon as the initial breakup happens, you shouldn’t talk about your friend’s ex—because they always get back together!” — Mike (80:24)

On Origins and Internet Fads

• “Jerry Springer really started all that drama and fighting on TV, and interviewing people after, like it was a game show.” — Pat (98:44)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Gender & Race in Sports Media: 00:42–03:05
• RG3/Angel Reese Twitter Discourse: 03:29–06:13
• Would You Rather: NBA vs. Niche Fame: 09:02–10:26
• Listener: Fraud Story: 27:42–35:03
• Listener: “Maybe I’m Crazy” Ghost Pepper Blunt: 39:15–42:55
• Listener: Wild Breakup & Pistol Story: 54:28–58:03
• Listener: Ran Over Sperm Donor: 58:48–66:24
• Pop Culture/Game Show Discussion: 97:11–99:47
• Clip Economy/YouTube Trends: 97:11–99:47
• Relationship Arguments & Petty Fights: 93:44–96:18

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Tone, Energy & Format

• Highly humorous, unfiltered, irreverent
• Natural conversational flow between hosts, rapid punchlines, constant riffing on each other and callers
• Practical social commentary—never didactic, always with a comedic edge
• Listener-driven content: Real-world stories, off-the-wall hypotheticals, call-ins keep the episode unpredictable and relatable.

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Summary

This episode of Crash Dummies Podcast, “Maybe I’m Crazy,” showcases Pat and Mike at their best: blending cultural critique (especially on gender/race in sports) and hot-topic internet discourse with hilarious tangents and interactive listener calls. Through candid, absurd, and sometimes shocking stories—ranging from family betrayal, unexpected fights, and creative revenge, to everyday arguments about bread storage and relationship etiquette—the hosts deliver both laughs and genuine insight. The infectious, no-holds-barred tone and audience participation set this podcast apart as an authentic space for wild stories and real talk.

Transcript

[Pat]

Oh, wow. Should we open?

[Mike]

Should we open up again?

[Pat]

Pause.

[Mike]

Welcome to Crash Dummies podcast episode 208. I'm Mike, that's Pat. What, you guys just ignore what you heard?

[Pat]

No, that was crazy, bro.

[Mike]

But you know what I meant.

[Pat]

I don't know what you meant.

[Mike]

Like open up the pod.

[Pat]

Yeah, I know. I know what you. Now I know what you mean.

[Mike]

There's no way you're questioning that.

[Pat]

You never know when your man is going to go off the rail and start opening up.

[Mike]

Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon. What else we got? Shit.

[Pat]

Any. Anywho, what's in the news right now? Oh, we. Man, WNBA season is so toxic. I forgot how toxic it ended. And now that it's starting to pick back up, I'm starting to see like the same narratives be pushed and it's the same thing. This player look like this, this player look that. And I forget how much women are hated.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Pat]

Sometimes, like when, when women aren't the. The main topic, like if it's the NBA playoffs or NHL playoffs, you don't really realize it. But then when women start to build back up, which a WNB NBA season is wrapping up right now, you start to see any. Like, damn, y' all really hate women, bro.

[Mike]

Like, it's interesting. Obviously we're talking about the Angel Reese and Kayla Clark. Then it's interesting that. Because I do think they have a rivalry and it's like a healthy. It's healthy to have rivalries in sports, right?

[Pat]

Yes, yes, very healthy. And this is, to be honest, there's no such thing as a healthy rivalry. Yeah, some people are always going to take to the extreme.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Pat]

I got a cousin that will kill you if you skunk him in basketball. Like, you gotta. Don't skunk him though. If it's 6 0, let him score.

[Mike]

I just think when it comes to women in sports, they take those rivalries like so seriously because they think like, it has to be genuine hate because there's so many random NBA rivalries. Right. We don't really like, we don't really talk about it the same way. Like they shouldn't be doing this. Or this person definitely hates this person or that person definitely hates this person without it being like, weird.

[Pat]

Yeah, I don't. It's just weird because one small little hate opens it up for someone else to hate in like a different type of way. Where he starts to get racial.

[Mike]

Yes. That's. That's the fucked up part. It gets so racial when it's like, it shouldn't have to go there, but that one person saying the thing because, you know, even though they're saying something that might be true, that add that little extra. That little extra fire that knows that everybody else is going to say that about it. Right.

[Pat]

Because they're not. They're not as protected. Like, if I say I don't like, let's say I'm rooting against Julius Randle.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I'm like, man, Julius Randle ain't nothing compared to, you know, Shay Gilders Alexander. You know what I mean? Like, if I said something like that, I don't have to worry about Julius Randle being bashed for being a black man.

[Mike]

Yeah, exactly.

[Pat]

But, like, my job as a black man is to know that no matter what Angel Reese does, if I, like, bet on her and she messes up my parlay or I don't like the way she played, or I'm rooting against the team that's playing against her. My job as a black man is to never say something online publicly about Angel Reese, knowing that when I do, there's gonna be somebody that hate her for a. Totally different than what I'm talking.

[Mike]

You could have the good, like, the good intentions of saying or just being like, actual critique of basketball, just giving your opinion about it. Right. But again, I. You were talking about, like, the RG3 thing. We know when he made that tweet. He's smart enough to know that that's gonna get negative comments about Angel Reese in a way that I don't think she deserves.

[Pat]

You know, he's also. What I want people to know, like, RG3 doesn't work for any network right now.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

He's independent. So, like, he's getting independent contracts. This is like, he's making money off this. Like, I don't think he's had this much interaction since. I don't know.

[Mike]

When I looked at the Tweet, had like 14 million views. His original tweet.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

I was like, what the.

[Pat]

At first. And it's crazy because like you said, you say you thought Ryan Clark was tripping. At first. At first, when I first heard it, I was just like, I don't know why he brought his family into it.

[Mike]

Yes. I. I didn't. I didn't understand the concept of his. Of his. Him bringing his wife into it. At first.

[Pat]

Yeah, but.

[Mike]

But, yeah, yeah, but then when you. Your.

[Pat]

Your. Your milk. Your what you call your wife your milk as, like, an offensive move. So you use it as like offensively on the offense. So it's just like. Then I can use it as a defense. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's just like you put it out there. I'm just saying what you put out there.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because there was that one crazy video of him holding this kid and it was like he wanted some chocolate milk. It's just.

[Pat]

That's not the craziest video.

[Mike]

There was another one.

[Pat]

There's one where he was like laying in bed or she went to bed or he went. Yeah, she changed color and she changed colors.

[Mike]

I think she ate a chocolate and then she.

[Pat]

I don't think it was.

[Mike]

I swear to God. I swear. Watch the video.

[Pat]

It was just something like.

[Mike]

Just watch the video.

[Pat]

I'm not saying I believe you don't

[Mike]

think it was a chocolate.

[Pat]

I don't think it was a chocolate.

[Mike]

I swear she ate something. What she eat?

[Pat]

I don't know. We gotta find that video before you go. I can't even move forward. So we're back. Mike was wrong. But you're on the right track though, because I didn't even know that she ate something. So you knew she ate something, but it wasn't a piece of chocolate. Basically he made a joke about his wife accidentally eating melanin instead of melatonin to like fall asleep. So when she ate the melanin and fell asleep, when she pulled open the covers, it was him. Like she had turned black.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because of the melanin she took. So it's just like when you make stupid ass jokes like that and it's just like, what do you expect return. But I think our. There's no way. Even though, like, just because someone does something and it's perceived a different way, like, do I believe that RG3 be doing a little shucking and driving? Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? Like, but that doesn't mean they're not smart.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I do think RG3 could. He had to have calculated somebody coming back at him.

[Mike]

Yeah. I think he knew he was going to get back. I think. But I think with all his tweets, I mean, those have been. Tweets have been going on and those corny videos been going on for a long time.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So he already knows when. When that happens. And I think the angel recent Caitlin car thing was a hot topic. And I think it was more because, you know, when they do interviews, like, I don't hate this person because hey is a strong word and I don't like that he used the word hate because I don't think he. I don't think she hates. If I hate somebody, I don't want them to succeed in anything. I think they both generally want each other and they're just competitive.

[Pat]

Bro. Bro. Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese were both built by the CIA. I just want you to know Angel Reese went to Maryland, lsu, then the Chicago Sky. Angel. I mean, Caitlin Clark went to Iowa, then Indiana.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

One like, come on now. Like it has been a setup for a longer. We let angel win the first championship. Kaylin like pushing the ground like. No, but for real, it's.

[Mike]

It's.

[Pat]

I think it's good for the wnb. A lot of people don't realize they need the rivalry. A lot of people don't realize like this remind me of Magic and Bird.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

A little bit. It's kind of like that. It's kind of like that divide like one flashy guy in la, the other, you know, hard work, blue collar one. Like so everybody in America can relate to somebody.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And it brings fans there.

[Mike]

I think this. I don't know. I don't really care if anybody in our audience calls us whatever. What's the word simps for this. But I think a lot of dudes are. Especially in. Dudes in media is there are afraid of women with confidence. And. And I ain't afraid of it. They look at it weird because I think they're not used to seeing it all the time. So it's always a comment when somebody's like over. Cuz Angel Reese does get a lot of. And I think because obviously she has a podcast so she's doing a lot more talking than. Than Caitlyn Clark. So it's like one of those things where it's like her opinions out there and she's more out there more than Caitlin Clark to be honest, in media wise. So I think sometimes there's a lot more to judge on her in that sense.

[Pat]

Bro. At the end of the day, you got men in this country that voted strictly because there was a woman running.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And they didn't want to vote a woman. Even though they were Latino. They didn't give a. Like that.

[Mike]

I got a sports question for you though.

[Pat]

Okay. Go sport. I feel like it's too many. Let's separate it.

[Mike]

No, no. It's kind of like different. It's a. Would you rather.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

And I actually wanted to hear your opinion about it. Would you rather be the goat in a knit sport or average in the NBA?

[Pat]

I'm gonna say Average in the NBA.

[Mike]

Really?

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah. So you tell me the best pickleball player of all time.

[Mike]

I don't know, but I know he makes a lot of money.

[Pat]

Correct, correct. I get that. I get that. You tell me the best Batman player of all time.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Pat]

Okay, okay, okay, you tell me. Do you know who Jared Bayless is?

[Mike]

Jared Bayless? Yeah.

[Pat]

You know who Ramon Sessions is?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

There you go.

[Mike]

So you care about being known, though? Yeah. That's where the money's at.

[Pat]

It's about the longevity of mixture in because I feel like not everybody, but I feel like the. The mixture of fame and money is like a nice mixture and that you can take. It's like more of a. A compacted business thing that you can take further. You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like the mixture of. Okay, I got some money and I got some notoriety, so I can mix that together and spread that like longer long term. Like the dude the gold of badminton. He can't. He ain't got a Nike commercial. Where's commercial?

[Mike]

But I'm just saying I want to be seen.

[Pat]

I get that people take kids.

[Mike]

You can tell everybody that I was the best at this sport in the world.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

There are 8 billion people and I'm the best at this.

[Pat]

All your son gonna do? Yeah, dad put the fruit snacks in the lunch. I care about no goddamn badminton. Ronnie James play tonight, man. Come on, man.

[Mike]

I guess it does depend what niche sport you. You pick.

[Pat]

Yeah. I mean, even like the little. I mean, sometimes I think of like the Olympic sports because those are like, very specific.

[Mike]

Do you say niche or niche?

[Pat]

I say niche. I've been like, cringing with the niche.

[Mike]

Yeah. I don't know what I think it's both. I think you can say both.

[Pat]

Yeah. But I think a lot of people say niche.

[Mike]

I say niche sometimes, but niche sounds better.

[Pat]

I just try to avoid words where it's like that. That's why I don't say tomato. I just stay away from. I don't want to debate, bro. That's the motto to me, bro. No, that's somebody pissed right now. He just doing this to with me. Somebody on the Internet asked a question and said, what's your biggest l. This response said, passed me in front of my crush and I tore my ACL chasing him.

[Caller 1]

No.

[Pat]

No way I would crash out.

[Mike]

No give my game pants, bro. Especially as a. As an adult. I would have crashed out, bro.

[Pat]

I'm literally training to beat your ass, like the same time. I'm like Training my acl. I'm trained because that's what. Exactly. My first day healthy. I'm beating your ass. Okay. And damn, I hate when might this up. In Calabari tradition, the bride will not laugh or smile until she is satisfied with the amount of money showered on her during traditional marriage. Wouldn't be funny. And I would be anybody else that made me laugh. I'm crashing the out. If only I like, let's say like you made me laugh at 10,000. That 10,000 is now on your head. Good luck. I'm literally giving it right to the hitman him right there.

[Mike]

How are you even counting that money? Because they're like, that's the Calabari is a is in Nigeria. So people are just spraying money like that. And it'll be funny to see you have a traditional wedding, a traditional Nigerian wedding.

[Pat]

Why? Why? Because when you're.

[Mike]

Because when you're dancing with the. Your bride.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

People come. Everybody just come around and start spraying money on you.

[Pat]

Oh, dudes too?

[Mike]

Yeah, dudes too. They like stick money on your head or some like that too.

[Pat]

You're not doing that, man. Shout out to my dear Nigerians. But I won't be having no wedding like that. I'll tell you that. He's taking on my face. Okay, let's try the funniest tweet.

[Mike]

Yeah, hold on.

[Pat]

Okay, this is from the 1 verse 101 gorilla versus 100.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

Okay. Imagine eating Wingstop and a gorilla just comes up to you and you raw.

[Mike]

What was the where? Why Wingstop? Like, let's start there, bro.

[Pat]

I don't know why this tweet is. Imagine eating Wingstop and a gorilla just comes up to you and you raw. That's the tweet.

[Mike]

No, imaginations are cooked. Oh my God, that's legit. Saying the. That's. You know when you say people say the first thing on their mind.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

But that even being a first thought is crazy.

[Pat]

The thing about it I would ask him is like, usually when you imagine big idea things.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You have to imagine yourself as a main character. You know what I mean? You just don't be like, oh, I just imagine my friend getting by a gorilla like you. You in the scenario.

[Mike]

Well, one time I went to a friend's house like back in the day and they had a roach at their house. And when I talked about the roach, they acted like I was the problem. They got mad at me for pointing out that, oh shit, it was that a roach. And I'm very confused on why what that even is? Because it's like, bro, it's a roach in your crib.

[Pat]

Yeah. I think that's like. Was that the only one that you saw?

[Mike]

No, I've seen it. That was the first time me seeing

[Pat]

it in their place.

[Mike]

In their first place. Yes.

[Pat]

Yeah. I think it's just, like, when people. My assumption is, like, when they got roaches, they just want it. Like, it's, like, unspoken.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, come on. Like, they're probably like, what we gonna do about this?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I'm saying? Like, you eating or not, bro?

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

He barely crawled on your bro. Like, he barely touched the spaghetti, bro. Bro. It's just the outside of Brit peel the part he was touching, bro.

[Mike]

Now, there's some friends, cribs. I've been to them. Like, damn.

[Pat]

Not been to a friend crib where one the roaches was renting out another room. This room just theirs. They pay rent.

[Caller 1]

Damn.

[Mike]

I think we talked about this before. Like, there's always those friends where, you know. Not to eat at the house.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because barring, like, I've had, like. You know, I've had a whole bunch of friends where the house is super clean, but I saw the way that they washed their plates in front of me.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And it made me not want to eat there anymore. It's like, the cups just, like, quick. They just quick rinse their cups. Quick wins. No soap was used. I'm like, all right, I'm not eating here no more.

[Pat]

I was. I was at a house so nasty that to use a dish, you had to wash a dish. So you don't know how long that dish is sitting there.

[Mike]

You know what I mean?

[Pat]

And then it's like, so everybody grabbing it, but all us eat. So everybody started grabbing their dishes. Washington said, what the. Everybody eating over here a vegan today.

[Mike]

Yeah. They're gonna have to wash a utensil.

[Pat]

Really? I ain't got in here. I can eat. Yeah. I'm gonna diet, bro.

[Mike]

Now, that would make. That would make me kind of feel weird when they open their drawer and be like, oh, we don't. I don't got no clean spoons. Hold on. For me, it's really with. With cups. Yeah, it's. It's cups for me, because I don't know. It's just different cups and. And spoons. I would say.

[Caller 2]

I see.

[Pat]

I see a lot of stuff. Like, I see a lot of people do, like, certain things wrong. I seen somebody keep ranch in the cabinet.

[Mike]

Yeah. I don't do that.

[Pat]

And you like bro? Refrigerate after open. My dog. You don't know instructions on.

[Mike]

So are you a syrup in the cabinet person or syrup in the fridge person?

[Pat]

If whatever the directions say, the direction says refrigerate after opening, then I'm going to listen to the person that created the product.

[Mike]

But. Okay, I guess I think I have. I have two types of syrups. I think I keep my. My sugar free syrup in the fridge and I keep my. My regular syrup in the cabinet.

[Pat]

I feel like. I feel like that's just a. Like, it's like honey, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

They can live without it. I don't know. I just listen to the directions, man. I don't know what to tell you on that.

[Mike]

What about bread?

[Pat]

What do you mean?

[Mike]

Where do you keep your bread?

[Pat]

I don't really buy bread anymore.

[Mike]

I don't either.

[Pat]

I'll freeze it.

[Mike]

Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm trying to think about other. Other perishable items like pears. Pears. I depend.

[Pat]

It's a bunch of everybody gonna do different. I'm not trying to have no debate about where put us out. You don't put your bananas on top of the fridge. What are you doing?

[Mike]

Oh, no. I hate those arguments. Yeah. All right, I got a question for you. What if humans laid eggs instead of giving birth? How do you think that would change society?

[Pat]

I guess when you lay eggs. When you lay eggs, the. The baby isn't here right away.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Pat]

The baby still has some time to cook, so obviously. I don't know. It just feel weird because now we got to venture into women's bodies. It's none of our business. Is everybody getting eg?

[Caller 2]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. All right. Let's say what? Dudes could lay eggs too?

[Pat]

Dudes could lay eggs.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know, dudes don't take care of

[Mike]

eggs. Be expired, bro. Let me cook.

[Pat]

Be a lot of weird looking ass babies around here. Yeah, bro. Just dropped my egg and when I was lifting the other day. Little nigga gonna be all right though?

[Mike]

Nah. For the duct tape on your unborn kid. Yeah.

[Pat]

God damn. Too much. Too much sunlight in this.

[Mike]

Can't come out with cte.

[Pat]

I'm saving this shot right here. So if you see this shot, I'm saving this shot for our first. Like really, like the. The listener caller is so ass that it makes me take a shot. So I'm saving that and that's what I'm gonna do. And if somebody is more ass than the last person, then I'll go refill the shot. But this is just like for. Oh, I can't even take this caller. And you're gonna see me take the

[Mike]

shot

[Pat]

even if you don't see the car. It just happened.

[Mike]

So Haley Bieber was on the COVID of Vogue. Right, right, right. And Justin Bieber wrote her a congratulations post, and it reads, yo, this reminds me when. Yo, this reminds me when Haley and I got into a huge fight. I told Hails that she would never be on the COVID of Vogue. Yikes. I know. So mean. For some reason, because I felt so disrespected, I thought I got. I thought I gotta get even. I think we mature. I think as we mature, we realize that we're not helping anything by getting even. We're honestly just prolonging what we really want, which is intimacy and connection. So, baby, you already know, but forgive me for saying you wouldn't get on the Coke. The Vogue cover, cuz clearly I was sadly mistaken. And that is a weird. Congratulations.

[Pat]

That's fire.

[Mike]

Hell no. I'm sadly mistaken.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That means he's sad about the mistake.

[Pat]

If it's only weird if they never had this conversation before.

[Mike]

I think even if they had, the conversation is a little off.

[Pat]

No, that's what I'm saying. If they did have the conversation is weird. That's what I meant.

[Mike]

Oh, if they did have the conversation, it's weird.

[Pat]

It's weird because I think it's more

[Mike]

weird if you didn't have the conversation.

[Pat]

What if that just like, he never was able ever to. It's Justin Bieber. What the.

[Mike]

No, there are some different. Bro.

[Pat]

He do what he want. Like, people got different rules. Can Michael Essiobo get away with that? No, Justin Bieber. Yeah, he get away with that. He sung Love Yourself, man.

[Mike]

Yeah, true.

[Caller 1]

Come on, man.

[Mike]

I think once you make. Baby, you can do anything you want.

[Pat]

Do whatever you want, man.

[Mike]

But it was. I think it is a.

[Caller 1]

A.

[Mike]

It might be a strange thing to bring a private argument onto the Internet in general.

[Pat]

Yeah. It might have been a long time ago and it might have been. It might be funny to them now, like.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? It's just like, I never said you was gonna be on the COVID of Vogue.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's.

[Pat]

I feel like it's a. It's a difference. It's like, would it. She was so far away from that point, and it's crazy that we. I use that as an insult because it was like, unobtainable at that time. That's just like you and your girl getting into it your senior high School. You're like, you think you're gonna win a Super Bowl? You never gonna win a Super Bowl. And then y' all just happen to still be together. It would be funny as, hey, man, I'm about to win a Super Bowl.

[Mike]

I get it. I get it now. I think it might have been one of those things where he would have felt weird by saying congratulations without acknowledging knowing that he was hating before.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

That's real. That's real.

[Mike]

Because in general, because I. I hate that people like, you know, the podcast is successful and loud, and people post always knew y' all were gonna make it when they might have been hating at first.

[Pat]

So we never know.

[Mike]

And we never know, though.

[Pat]

It gotta be at least a couple people. That's just how the game goes. Some people left and came back. They, like, it was here, and it was like, man, this ass. And they came back.

[Mike]

So I guess he's just being real by acknowledging how wrong he was.

[Pat]

Honestly, I would do the same thing if I was y'. All. Like, if I was watching a podcast and the first 40 episodes, I'm like, okay, these dudes kind of dope, but not dope enough to keep my attention.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And then I left that podcast for, like, six months, and I came back and. And people I know in my neighborhood are talking about this podcast that I saw a long time ago. Oh, I'm coming back to get my props. Yeah, I've been following this, bro. I've been found this. So I get it, though. You know what I'm saying? Welcome back.

[Mike]

That is true that I've done that with a couple podcasts too. Kind of take a break from it

[Pat]

and you discover it, and then it goes a little bit more viral because they probably take the step that you needed them to take.

[Mike]

Yeah. Like, I stopped watching the Joe Budding podcast as much as I used to.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Just because as you're. Or I would listen to it after we shoot. Just so. Because we can have the same opinion on something, especially other podcasters and stuff like that. We can have the same opinion. But then they explain it. I'm like, damn, I would have explained it that way as well. Now if I explain it that way. So I'd rather not listen and just be natural with my responses to things.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I feel like we don't talk about too much current events like that sometimes definitely die, but.

[Pat]

And they got so many people there, we're bound to have, like, the same opinion as somebody, bro.

[Mike]

I was listening to it the other. The other week, and they Were talking about the Cassie and Diddy trial for at least like an hour and a half. And I was like. But I was like, damn. Because I was fast forwarding it just because I didn't really want to hear too much about it. And I forgot there's like six people on that podcast too, so it is. That's why nobody's here today for our pod. But it is nice when we have Key or Gene or Paige here sometimes too, because it's nice to bounce the ideas off.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like one thing somebody says can lead to a whole nother 30 minutes. It's like opening the gate to 30 minutes of content. But we won't get that when it's just like two of us.

[Mike]

You know what I'm saying?

[Pat]

This kind of lame.

[Caller 1]

For real?

[Caller 2]

No.

[Pat]

I fuck with dude, though.

[Mike]

Do you think kids lose trust in their parents sometimes? Because, for instance, like when I was a kid and my mom says, just tell the truth, or my dad said, just tell the truth and I'm not gonna hit you. Just tell the truth and you tell the truth and then you still get hit. It makes you not want to ever tell the truth because now you know the consequences because your kid is younger. So you can kind of lie to him.

[Pat]

Like you're gonna go, I don't like it. I don't lie to my son.

[Mike]

I've seen you. Oh, no, you do tell him the truth.

[Pat]

Because I'm a man. I stand up for my. The thing about it, I'm strong enough make you do it anyway, so it don't matter. I'm telling you, we leaving if you don't want to leave now, you leaving this now.

[Mike]

You definitely lied that you're gonna go somewhere. All right, you're gonna take your kid to the park when you're not gonna go to the park now. You don't do that. I know now, but before. Because before he understood what you're. You're saying if you ever had a

[Pat]

two year old, you gotta lie to it too. You gotta lie to a 2 year old because they just ask questions all day. Yeah, man, we're going to see Obama. Get in the car.

[Mike]

You guys just keep saying until they agree.

[Pat]

May your kid be obsessed with some weird ass. You want to see Obama for crazy?

[Mike]

You aren't even alive for his presidency. That's true, though.

[Pat]

Might be alive for his presence.

[Mike]

I feel like Obama, even to the people, the people that weren't even like they were too young to really be in. Too young for his presidency to Realize that he was the president type of thing.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

I think people still feel like he's their president, you know, it's nice, bro.

[Pat]

It's nice having a president that knows how to like, ease attention no matter what you say. Like if you could say all presidents the same, they all kind of do similar things. Blah, blah. The politics part, I'm talking about stressing out about something in the country. But then on the flip side, senior president hit a 26 foot left hand jump. Kind of suits everything over.

[Mike]

Made himself so relatable, bro. Yeah, I think he did a good job too, because I think when he was president, it was social media was kind of on the rise.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So he has a really. He's probably the first president with a really good post presidency, like career in a sense of like his wife has a podcast. He's still doing speeches and stuff like that. He's still in the news and still relevant.

[Pat]

What he says a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Like Bill Clinton. I don't know what Bill Clinton is up to today.

[Pat]

Yeah, what he says, like, just like something like when Trump became President Obama, saying that we should rally behind Trump because now he's elected means a lot for that campaign.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Pat]

And the nation would need that because if Obama just came out and said nine rocking with it. Who rocking with me? Oh, shit. Let's go, Bob. Let's do it. I trust you. What you say?

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Caller 1]

What's going on?

[Pat]

What's the deal, bro?

[Caller 1]

Ain't nothing too you tell me.

[Pat]

I asked you a question. All right. What beef do you have and why?

[Caller 1]

Man, it's a long one, man. Bitch ass cousin, man. Nigga ratted on me, man, back in 2019. Rad ass, man up a whole goddamn operation. Why he laughing like this? Funny, man? This was serious at the time.

[Mike]

Why was he.

[Pat]

Was he actually involved in the operation?

[Caller 1]

All right, let me break it down to you.

[Pat]

Don't, don't, don't, don't incriminate yourself, all right?

[Caller 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it ain't no incriminating because it's over with.

[Mike]

Yeah, you search your time.

[Caller 1]

So check this out. Back in. Back in 2019, I was a big fraud type of guy. You know, I was doing fraud and I needed. I ain't gonna go in super details, but I needed a head to go in the bank and cash a check for me. At the time, he was the only available. So we go at it for about a month. He calling me every day. I mean, he ain't miss a goddamn beat every Day, bro, we gonna get some money today. We're gonna get some money today. I like hell yeah. But let me tell you this part. I told the, I said, hey bro, calm this down because you doing this every day. And I already know how this going in now remind you, I'm the little cousin, he the big cousin. So he like, I don't give a. I don't all that we're gonna get this money or what? So I'm like, I ain't gonna say no to no money. Would you that I need that. Especially around this time. I needed that. So one day, I'm sitting in front of bank. He goes in, I'm like, 10 minutes pass. I'm like, damn. 20 minutes pass. I'm like, damn, this don't take this long. 30 minutes pass, I'm like, now, now, now my mind start to race like

[Mike]

a 1/4 pound

[Pat]

at the station, snitching on you. You wait on the.

[Caller 1]

Come on

[Mike]

if you want dessert.

[Pat]

You waiting on him inside there. He at the station, brother, go ahead.

[Caller 1]

Real talk, that's what and that. And when I found out the story out of that, that's what really happened. So after an hour go by, I see 12 just pulling in the parking lot. So my black ass I dip gone. I'm, you know, I'm starting to get nervous because like, this ain't no. This is my cousin. So once this go down, oh man, all the fingers getting pointed at me. Why you hang around with this? You know this is no good. Why you hang around with this cousin? You know, I'm the, I'm the, I'm that type of cousin in the family. So he. I get. So about round 9:30ish, I get a collect call. You have a prepaid call from blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, bro. Hey, bro, they got me. I'm like, what you calling me for? Get the off my phone with this. I don't know what you got going on. Get the off my phone. Two days later, he get out. Of course he the first Nick. Of course I'm the first he want to see. So I'm like, he played it so smooth. I'm talking about smooth as hell. He like, yeah, bro, they got them got me and bro, goddamn, I ain't gonna lie to you, bro. About to hit the fan. I'm like, so I'm already looking. I'm like, you got a wire on you? What the you talking about? He like, bruh, he's like, bro, I don't know what they gonna do. Just watch your Back. And this just walked off like a movie scene. I'm like, what the.

[Pat]

Not saying watch your back after he already told the police. I didn't notice. He wants you to see them coming.

[Caller 1]

Yeah, he thought just telling that that's. That's gonna help out. Like I ain't gonna do the. You mean a couple days later. A couple days go by, next thing you know, police busting in cribs. He done told. He don't. After I got the paperwork. He don't because we weren't at my house. Who was that? Who's that? Was that one of my little duck off. He don't point it on the paperwork and say he went on Google Maps and pointed out what the. The house looked like was what. What was in the house. All type of oh, man, me up, bro.

[Mike]

How long you get for that?

[Caller 1]

So a lot of don't know. Fraud is. Is tricky since I wasn't the one that went up in there and cat and cast it. I really didn't get nothing put on me because they would. Because just for him saying that it didn't really mean nothing because he actually the one that had his name on the. And went in there and did it. So basically.

[Mike]

So you got.

[Caller 1]

No, I didn't really. Is that. Yeah, I. Because I didn't do nothing.

[Pat]

So he still got time.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know, he snitched and got time.

[Mike]

No.

[Caller 1]

You know.

[Mike]

You know what happened this snitched.

[Pat]

No, I don't believe him.

[Caller 1]

I don't even rock like that. No, sir.

[Mike]

What's your message? What's your message to your cousin?

[Caller 1]

Use a. To this day, you will always be a. Oh, Tyson.

[Pat]

I think he was just trying to spend more time with you. He's like, bro, bro, we could be roommates, bro.

[Caller 1]

Damn.

[Pat]

No, that's crazy. He got caught by the police to say, hey, bro, they found us,

[Mike]

Bro.

[Pat]

Come out of hiding.

[Caller 1]

I'm still tripping. He went on Google Maps. That's crazy. You went on Google Maps.

[Mike]

You know the up part when he went on Google Maps, you know he did the little spread his finger things are to zoom in.

[Pat]

And after he zoomed in, they said the brown of the White House. He said the brown one and put his finger.

[Caller 1]

And put his finger on the tablet.

[Pat]

Finger mark on the tablet, bro. He wanted you gone. Just remember that. You ever think about. If you ever think about reconciling with him, just always remember his fingerprint on that tablet. He pointed hard as hell. He said, right here.

[Caller 1]

Yo, yo, what the going on?

[Mike]

Chilling. Hating on

[Caller 1]

yeah, I'm hating, too. Yeah, I'm just playing, man. What's going on, man? How y' all doing today?

[Mike]

Pretty good.

[Pat]

What's good, Brody?

[Caller 1]

Man, I'm at work, bro. It's like 90 degrees. I'm burning the up out. This where you work at, man? I work. I'm in Alabama, bro.

[Pat]

Oh, damn.

[Mike]

You say where you work at? I'm in Alabama.

[Pat]

That's all you wanted to say?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Caller 1]

Oh, God. It's kind of like, on my side, you know that.

[Pat]

All right, I got a question for you.

[Caller 1]

All right, go ahead.

[Pat]

What moment made you say maybe I'm crazy?

[Caller 1]

Okay. Hello.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller 1]

Yo, y' all dysfunctional as, bro. Come on, man.

[Mike]

We just asked you the question.

[Pat]

We just asked you the question.

[Caller 1]

Oh, I ain't here.

[Pat]

Spell dysfunctional.

[Caller 1]

D, Y, S, T, I, O, N, A, L. Oh, look at you.

[Pat]

All right.

[Mike]

Yeah, he could have spelled it wrong, and I just don't have the. I don't have the message.

[Caller 1]

I promise you I didn't say it wrong.

[Pat]

Nick, good speller, but he doing slave work Anywho. All right. What moment made you say maybe I'm crazy?

[Caller 1]

Oh, man, I was happy in, like, second grade, bro. I always had dreams of going to jail, bro. Going to prison? No, growing up in the hood, bro, you see a lot of go to the. Go to prison. You know, they get their crib, they come back out, you know, they up. You feel me for a little bit, and they go right back.

[Pat]

So what did you, like? What was your fantasy about prison like? So you just, like, running?

[Caller 1]

They're running, bro. Controlling the traffic in that, man. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Were you living a lifestyle where you felt like you would go to prison?

[Caller 1]

Man, hell no. I was in kindergarten doing fan and bees and, bro,

[Pat]

I see smelling dysfunctional that fast. That's what they don't tell good spellers. Ain't out here for you to do in real life.

[Mike]

But.

[Pat]

Wait, dysfunctional in front of a bunch of niggas?

[Caller 1]

Hell, yeah. I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.

[Pat]

Give him a word. Let's look up a hard word for this.

[Mike]

I got you. I got you.

[Pat]

No, you gotta look up a word, bro. We gonna let you get your talent off, bro, to see if you should maybe find a career.

[Mike]

I got a question.

[Caller 1]

I got multiple talents.

[Mike]

I got you. Spelled. Spell. Spell the word minuscule.

[Caller 1]

Minuscule. Hey, you got me with that one.

[Pat]

You know a word too hard when you don't even attempt it?

[Mike]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm the same way. Somebody tell me. I'm like, if every. I don't even want to think about how to spell that word.

[Caller 1]

My, that hurt when you said that.

[Pat]

He about to work so hard today at his job. He said, maybe I'm not cut out for that spel.

[Mike]

All right, bro. Yeah.

[Caller 1]

Don't make me work twice as hard, man. Y' all, too, bro.

[Mike]

All right, bro.

[Pat]

All right.

[Caller 1]

Brody. Hello.

[Mike]

Yo, just stand up.

[Pat]

Hey, yo, what's good, Yo, Welcome.

[Caller 1]

How you doing?

[Pat]

Welcome to Crash on his podcast.

[Caller 1]

Thank you. Thank you. Happy to be here.

[Pat]

Oh, he sound like that.

[Caller 1]

It's on spear. Hold on, let me see if I could.

[Pat]

I don't think that's a problem.

[Caller 1]

Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with the. Hello? Can you hear me?

[Mike]

Yeah, no, you sound. You sound great, bro. Ask us the question.

[Pat]

All right, I got a question for you, bro.

[Caller 1]

All right, what's the question?

[Pat]

There you go. What's a moment that made you say, maybe I'm crazy?

[Caller 1]

So little backstory. I would be smoking half of a blind or a joint with the homie. We go upstairs, play some 2K, go back to finish it, and it disappeared. And I was like, damn, maybe we're just. We're just high. We forgot about it. Whatever. It happened again, like, two more times. And then I started noticing little shit disappeared from my patio. So I was like, oh, it's some of these, you know, people in the neighborhood. So I was sitting down, and I rolled a fake blunt with ghost peppers and then left it outside on my patio for them to steal. I watched it.

[Pat]

Hold on.

[Mike]

You said you watched it.

[Caller 1]

So I left it out there for, like, a week. So after, like, day five, I was like, oh, you know what? This is too much. They're not gonna steal it. Let me stop. I go out there, and it was gone, and then I'd have nothing disappear off my porch, right? I was telling my cousin about it. He was like, what if somebody's angry parent comes up to your patio? And I was like, well, I could be like, I smoke spice. Why? Why are your kids feeling shit? But then once I said that, I was like, damn, maybe. Maybe I am crazy.

[Pat]

You know what's so crazy? The investigation of, like, this random dude dying from smoking a blunt is definitely about to pop up. You go to prison. Like, that's why he stopped showing up. You killed him. You made somebody.

[Caller 1]

It was just hot.

[Pat]

How you know?

[Mike]

Was it actually. Was it actual weed in there, too?

[Pat]

How he know what?

[Caller 1]

No, there was no Actual weed in there, you know? True. I haven't tried to smoke peppers, but when you cook with it, I mean, the smell, that's hot.

[Mike]

But no, died off. No ghost peppers.

[Pat]

They opened this investigation up.

[Mike]

So it was no. You said there was no weed in there?

[Caller 1]

No, it was a blunt made entirely of ghost pepper and oregano.

[Pat]

Gave him a Chef Boyard special.

[Mike]

Then they get to a spicy margarita.

[Caller 1]

Funny about that. I think it was. There's, like, high school kids or something, and I was working at a dispo at this time. They'd walk past my house whenever I sit on my porch, and they're like, hey, bro, you want. You want to buy some weed for us? Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, you're, like, 14, bro. I work at the dispensary. Like, I'm good. And then after that, after it was gone, I stopped seeing them all together.

[Mike]

You already know your culprits.

[Pat]

He gave them boys some K3.

[Caller 1]

Hey, hopefully they never steal from anybody again, at least off their porch.

[Pat]

No, that's crazy. Admitting that to lacing little kids is crazy. Like, you're going to prison,

[Caller 2]

you know?

[Caller 1]

Voucher did. But what if I was out here off, like, fat, you know?

[Pat]

He said what?

[Mike]

He said, what if he was awesome?

[Caller 1]

I said, what if I was out here off of set?

[Pat]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller 1]

And then they're out here stealing. That is my port is raised. So you can't, like, see what's in the chair unless you go on to my porch.

[Mike]

Like, you're not really trying to make an impact, bro. You should put fat in that.

[Pat]

No, you're right, bro. They take a village, though. You're doing right, bro. Good job. How tall are you, though?

[Caller 1]

Am I? I'm five seven. I'm short. Okay.

[Pat]

No, that's good, bro. Good people in all sizes, bro.

[Caller 1]

All right, bro.

[Mike]

You have a good one, man.

[Caller 1]

Y' all have a good one.

[Pat]

You too, little ass.

[Caller 1]

Hello.

[Mike]

Yo, welcome to Crashing Podcast.

[Caller 1]

What's up?

[Mike]

What up? What up? We got a question for you. Yeah, what's your guilty pleasure?

[Caller 1]

It's you, Mike. Let me explain. Let me explain. All right, so I've been listening to Paul for a minute, man, and, man, sometimes when I. When I need some motivation to do better in life, man, I go to your page, man. Just. Man, I'm like, damn, this. This guy might. Man,

[Pat]

are your clothes on or off when you do that?

[Caller 1]

Oh, they're on right now.

[Pat]

No, no, when you look at Mike's page.

[Caller 1]

Oh, I played the fifth,

[Mike]

Yo.

[Caller 1]

Oh, what's the word.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, it's working, bro.

[Caller 1]

There we go. There you go. First off, that pat audio listeners up my wife. Like a out here.

[Mike]

I think it sound like Kermit the Frog.

[Caller 1]

Yeah, that's we out here. Big hermit gang.

[Mike]

First off, first off, I got a question for you.

[Pat]

First off, Patrick.

[Caller 2]

Hell yeah, that.

[Caller 1]

All right.

[Mike]

I got a question for you. What's your guilty pleasure?

[Caller 1]

Oh, ghosting job interviews. I'm overqualified for a lot of. So what I'll do is I'll apply for this, go through all the interviews. I work for PayPal, Venmo. I do construction now just because I got bored, but I'll go through the whole last interview. Recently did this for, I think it was clearance in college to be a recruiter. Did the whole nine, three full sets of interviews. They're like, yeah, we love you. You'll come out here.

[Mike]

No, you went to these interviews?

[Caller 1]

Oh, yeah. Oh, went into the interview, did the virtual knock. They thought they were getting a solid ass person. I do this to boost my ego and I'm probably the reason why people can't get jobs, bro.

[Pat]

No, you're not boosting your ego. You're insecure, bro. You just want.

[Caller 1]

You just hear that, bro? I'm like, do they really want me?

[Caller 2]

Am I good enough?

[Caller 1]

Let me check this out real quick. Like, yeah, I'm still out there. I'm valid.

[Pat]

Yeah, I know. I know somebody with abandonment issues when

[Mike]

I hear him too much time. You got a girl?

[Pat]

Somebody left him before.

[Caller 2]

Hell yeah.

[Caller 1]

High school sweetheart, you know, we left me. You, high school sweetheart, five kids.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

You got too many kids to be around like that.

[Caller 1]

I got free time in school. What am I supposed to do with myself?

[Pat]

What ages are your kid?

[Caller 1]

I got a 13 year old. I got a 8 year old. I got a 7. I got a 11 month old. I got a 3 year old.

[Mike]

Damn. God damn.

[Pat]

You can stop anytime though.

[Mike]

You don't have any kids.

[Caller 1]

I got a vasectomy.

[Caller 2]

Huh.

[Caller 1]

I'm out the game shooting blanks like a bad shotgun.

[Pat]

I mean, at least you in all their lives, man. Good job, man.

[Caller 2]

Of course.

[Caller 1]

Hell yeah.

[Pat]

And you said. And you said at the beginning of the call. So I'm guess you're a black man that.

[Caller 1]

Hell yeah. I'm the greatest thing. I'm a black dad with all his kids.

[Pat]

Hey, that's fire. Fire, E, man, that's love. Black dad, bro. I love that, man.

[Caller 1]

Yeah. Look, I come from a broken ass household. You can't be changed unless you Want.

[Pat]

I mean, your boy still stupid. Don't forget.

[Mike]

That

[Caller 1]

come from Pat. That don't sound like too much of an insult sound come from Pat. Five kids that make a mad.

[Mike]

I appreciate you, bro. You have a good one.

[Caller 1]

Oh, so do you think.

[Pat]

Coming from back

[Mike]

told me to do

[Pat]

my thing now shout out to Buddy, man, way to take care of them kids.

[Mike]

It's up that. That's like the. The standard now. Like, that's the bar.

[Pat]

Men are very low on the standard right now, bro.

[Mike]

Yo.

[Caller 2]

Hello.

[Pat]

Yo.

[Caller 2]

Hey, what's up?

[Mike]

How's it going?

[Caller 2]

Oh, I'm doing good. This is so crazy, man.

[Pat]

Thanks for bringing the energy. You probably got the highest energy we had on here today.

[Caller 2]

You know what they say?

[Mike]

What they say?

[Caller 2]

I don't know. I just wanted to.

[Caller 1]

What?

[Pat]

All right, let's ask a question. All right. Who do you have beef with and why?

[Caller 2]

I have beef with my ex thing because he ended things by calling me boring. And I just think that's so ridiculous. Like, I just think I'm so fun.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Caller 2]

I don't know.

[Mike]

Let's. I guess we can ask you some questions to determine some things.

[Pat]

Let's see. Let's see. Okay. What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?

[Caller 2]

It depends on the mood. Either one, I want to be shaking ass on a rooftop. Or two, probably something wholesome, like drinking coffee or something. You know, fun things. I'm versatile.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Caller 2]

I don't know why you call me boring.

[Mike]

What do you do?

[Pat]

I'm getting sleepy.

[Mike]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller 2]

I talk on the Internet.

[Pat]

No, no. What do you do for a living?

[Mike]

For real.

[Caller 2]

No, I'm being serious.

[Pat]

What do you do? Like, can you describe? Do you get paid to do that?

[Caller 2]

Well, yeah, and. Well, I do. I'm a student, too, so.

[Caller 1]

All right.

[Pat]

If you had to. If you had unlimited amount of money and you can plan any date that you can for you and your date, what would you. What would you do?

[Caller 2]

I would probably go to Japan because I love sushi and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Fast and Furious. You know what I mean?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

All right.

[Pat]

What's the dude. What's it. What's the dude's name that lucky?

[Caller 2]

I can't. I can't say. He's, like, marrying himself now. That's weird.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure he found the one directly after this.

[Mike]

How soon after did he get married? After. After you.

[Caller 2]

I mean, he. He's military, so it was really fast. It was really fast, you know, but good for him, you know, I wish.

[Pat]

Did he ever actually explain what specifically was boring about you?

[Caller 2]

No, I think he was trying to end it and then I was like, egging it on way too much. Like, I was just asking him way too many questions. He's like, you know what? You. I just don't feel incompatible, cuz, like,

[Caller 1]

you're just a little too boring for me.

[Caller 2]

I was like, dang, I'd rather him call me like a broke ass or something. Like, boring is crazy.

[Mike]

So were there signs that the relationship wasn't going good? Like, was. You know, like, before every relationship ends. It was like, probably over. It probably was over a couple.

[Caller 2]

Yeah. Yeah. I think I was just delusional.

[Mike]

So what was. What was the vibes like then?

[Caller 2]

I don't know. I was younger, stupid. I mean, he was like my. Like my first grown man that makes exist.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Caller 2]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I don't like the way that sound. Yeah, this is.

[Mike]

Yeah. I don't know where he got boring from.

[Pat]

Yeah, you're not boring.

[Caller 1]

I know.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, that's what I. Exactly.

[Caller 1]

You don't know.

[Pat]

You don't know what he missing. He's so stupid for getting married and being happy.

[Caller 1]

I know.

[Caller 2]

Who wants marriage when you can have a fun girl?

[Mike]

Does he have kids too?

[Caller 2]

I don't know. I stocked it one time and I blocked him.

[Mike]

Oh, you stalked them too?

[Caller 2]

It was just the one time.

[Pat]

Yeah. You're curious. So what exciting things are you doing? So what you doing? What you doing this weekend?

[Mike]

Yeah, what are your plans this week?

[Caller 2]

Yeah, I'm seeing a concert in Atlanta.

[Caller 1]

Fun.

[Caller 2]

It's a Latin artist. I don't know if y'.

[Caller 1]

All.

[Pat]

No, you got. You don't have to explain your whereabouts.

[Caller 2]

Okay. Yeah, probably like a seafood boil. Yeah. And that's it. That's my weekend.

[Pat]

What about next weekend, though? Because that's. I think we just ran into a good weekend. Let's. Next weekend probably be more regular for you. What would that be?

[Caller 2]

You know, just protecting my peas. Reading a book or something. It's about versatility and diversity in life. Okay. Not be honest.

[Pat]

No, you, like, naturally make me.

[Caller 2]

Oh, it's okay.

[Pat]

Promise you every yawn that I had, it was real. But no, he tripping. He tripping.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Caller 2]

When I get to yalls age, I'll be yawning too.

[Pat]

How old are you?

[Caller 2]

I'm 23.

[Pat]

I'm 23. Okay, that born at 23 is crazy.

[Mike]

Wait, that's your friend in the background.

[Caller 2]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Can I talk to her or him?

[Pat]

Yeah, let's.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, go Ahead. Oh, hello.

[Pat]

Hello. Oh, let's see if you more exciting. Hey.

[Caller 2]

Hey.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. She got way better energy than us.

[Mike]

How did y' all become friends? Because I just want to kind of get a gauge on.

[Caller 2]

Oh. Oh. This is actually a really good story. I'm like, this is actually the perfect question. So we actually met in high school. We were going on a trip to Paris, and we still debate which airport we met. I say that we met at the airport, at the Amsterdam airport. But you said we met at the Detroit airport. We still fight about it, but, yeah, we met on a trip to Paris, and we've been inseparable since. So our first little. Our first little getting to know each other was in Paris at the Eiffel. The Eiffel Tower. You know, just casual. Yeah. Nothing. Nothing major. Yeah.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I hope y' all look good.

[Caller 2]

Yeah. Don't worry about you. Wow, that's crazy. The animosity is just a little crazy.

[Caller 1]

That was a bit. Whoa.

[Caller 2]

I'm like, what other story is better than that?

[Pat]

Like, you're right. You're right. Right now we. We clip farming. Because that wasn't that important because me and my, like, let, like, met in Sheboygan or some. Like, we boring as hell. Like, that's actually exciting. So we was trying to clip farm, and it actually end up being exciting. So it. It backfired on us.

[Caller 2]

Yeah. Imagine. Imagine being from Shan.

[Pat]

Exactly. So y' all boring asses win this round.

[Caller 2]

Yeah. Yeah. Y.

[Pat]

Look, they bad as hell. They about to ju.

[Mike]

Me fight.

[Pat]

Then this be more than some exciting right here.

[Caller 2]

No, I literally. Yeah. Bye. Bye.

[Pat]

Now they never calling us back again.

[Caller 1]

Hey. Hey.

[Caller 2]

I got a story for y'.

[Caller 1]

All. All right.

[Pat]

All right. Let me ask a question first.

[Caller 2]

All right, My bad.

[Pat]

No, you good, you good. Who do you have beef with and why?

[Caller 2]

So my ex best friend, because I walked in, I heard sleeping with my man at the time. Well, it really wasn't my man because he had a baby mama, and I didn't know he had a baby mama. And she was still pregnant.

[Mike]

I don't know if the math is mathing for me right now.

[Pat]

Okay. Your ex. Your ex best friend is a girl.

[Caller 2]

Yes.

[Pat]

Okay. And she was having sex with your current boyfriend. I mean, at that time.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, at that time.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah. And then. But he wasn't really your boyfriend because he had a baby mama.

[Caller 2]

Yeah. And she was still pregnant. I think she was, like, five, six months pregnant.

[Mike]

But was he with her baby? His baby mama?

[Caller 2]

Yes, absolutely. Had a whole tick tock page and everything.

[Mike]

Oh, damn.

[Pat]

You gotta do a little bit more research.

[Caller 1]

What?

[Pat]

Okay, next question. How long was that your best friend before that happened?

[Caller 2]

Probably like four or five years.

[Pat]

And then how long was that your man before that happened?

[Caller 2]

Maybe like four months.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. Good on you. Lost a little weight off you. You good. What's your message to your best friend, though? Well, your ex best friend.

[Caller 2]

I'm not gonna lie. I've been riding down her street, and I. When I catch her, when I catch her, when I caught her the first time, I feel so whipped her. But then I gave her a chance to fight. She didn't want to fight. I haven't seen her since then, but I'm looking.

[Mike]

You introduced a weapon.

[Pat]

Yeah, I bet she don't want to fight. Ain't no win for her because if she win the fight, you're just gonna put the pistol back out.

[Caller 2]

But it was. That was gonna be fair ones. I just need to. We could have been friends again, but, you know, I just wanted to fight and that was gonna be that. But she didn't want that.

[Caller 1]

What.

[Pat]

What position was in?

[Caller 2]

She was riding him like a rodeo. Like, she was riding him like she was going crazy. I ain't gonna lie. I give her the kudos for them. They didn't see me when I first walked in because I was off the edible and I was quiet. I was. I just thought something was going on. So I opened up the dough, and they in my bed. Boy crazy.

[Mike]

Oh, it's your bed?

[Caller 2]

Yes. My house, my bed.

[Mike]

Okay, I understand. The pistol open now?

[Pat]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Mike]

I get the pistol open.

[Pat]

So you went. So you saw it and went back and grabbed the gun.

[Caller 2]

So. Okay, so I opened up my room door and I seen it, but I was like, that's not what I saw. And so I'm thinking, oh, they didn't see me open the door? No, they didn't see me open the door. So I opened the door again, and they. They were just so into it. They didn't see me walk to my closet and open up my. My case. And by the time they realized I was there, they both got. No words. Scattered like roaches.

[Pat]

Sounds like they got some good chemistry there.

[Mike]

How's your relationship life now? Have you made better decisions since then? I guess.

[Caller 2]

Oh, yeah, it's great. I'm gay now.

[Mike]

Oh, congrats.

[Pat]

Yeah. Don't. Don't pistol whip nobody else.

[Caller 2]

Oh, no, I won't do that.

[Pat]

Don't pull out your gun unless you're gonna use it because you Know what I mean?

[Caller 2]

Oh, I use it.

[Pat]

No, no, no, no, don't use it. But don't pull out your gun if you only gonna pistol it because somebody might overreact.

[Caller 2]

I'm ready for whatever happens.

[Caller 1]

Okay.

[Pat]

All right, we know I lost someone over here. We got you. Appreciate you.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one.

[Caller 2]

You too. Hello.

[Mike]

Hello. Welcome to Crashing Podcast.

[Caller 2]

Hi.

[Mike]

We got a question for you. What moment made you say maybe I'm crazy?

[Caller 2]

Okay, so I allegedly ran over the sperm donor with my car. But in my defense, I was pregnant and I had just did a favor for him, dropping him off to the airport. He left his phone at the house. He left his wallet at the house. Asked me to grab it. I was like, okay, cool, I'll do that for you. Grabbed it. Didn't think nothing of it. Taking pictures of myself, you know, before I go and drop it back off to his job. Before this, I had never gone through a phone. So I was like, you know what? Let me take my pictures on Snapchat because Snapchat got a better camera taking my pictures. And Snapchat has like, the little, you know, like a little private portion or whatever, because my job guessed his password to get into his phone. Are dumb. So I figured, okay, it's probably the same password. And it was. Come to find out his dumbass was in Jamaica. Mind you, I knew he was going to Jamaica, but there was a video. Videos of him.

[Pat]

Of him.

[Mike]

Sorry, videos of what?

[Caller 2]

They. Videos of him, Some girl in the shower. And, you know, Snapchat got a calm stamp. And so I can see the date, I can see the time. And now I'm just scrolling through. And at that point, I'm high. I mean, one pregnant, and it's past the point where I could do anything about it. So I'm fucked. And so I get to the messages because of course, you know, gotta line it up. He's talking to three other bitches like, that's crazy.

[Pat]

So how far along were you in the pregnancy?

[Caller 2]

I was two months, two and a half months. So just as the literal cutoff point. And so at that, it just is what it is.

[Mike]

I'm sorry, he is to establish who he is again, because it's confusing me.

[Caller 2]

Sperm donor.

[Pat]

Your sperm, but that's not your dad. That's usually what people call their dad, though that be.

[Caller 1]

Yes, that is the deadbeat.

[Caller 2]

That is. He's not a baby daddy. Because baby daddies at least will see the child.

[Pat]

Okay, Child is born now, and he

[Caller 1]

doesn't see the child Correct, Correct.

[Mike]

I was throwing off on. It says, sperm. Don't, don't.

[Pat]

Yeah, I thought it was her dad, too.

[Mike]

No, I thought it was a legit sperm donor.

[Pat]

Oh. I mean, he is technically.

[Caller 2]

I mean, at this point. At this point, that's being courteous as far as I'm concerned.

[Pat]

No. Shout him out.

[Caller 1]

So.

[Mike]

So did he deny it, though, when you. You confronted him about it?

[Caller 2]

There's nothing that you really can deny because he, mind you, he's at work. I had just dropped him off at work, and he. And I'm taking a long time to get back because where he lives is only like three minutes away. He asked me to grab his wallet and phone so I could have. I should have been back. So he called my phone from, like, mind you, he worked at Walmart at the time. So he called me from, like, the landline that Walmart has, and he's like, hey, where you at? And I'm trying to be calm, but that's just not who I am. So I'm like, bitch, who the fuck is Tatiana? And he was like. He's like, huh? And so I'm reading the messages verbatim, like, just going through them. No, no, no, it's not what you think. It's not what you think. Ass nigga. Y' all fuck it. Y' all fuck it.

[Pat]

Like, what are we talking about videos? And be like, no, that is crazy.

[Mike]

It's not what she thinks.

[Caller 2]

Like, it's not true.

[Pat]

Like, you got the baby.

[Caller 2]

I can see you setting up the camera. Oh, come on, now. I see you set.

[Pat]

What position was they?

[Caller 2]

My son. Look here, Gus. They was in a shower. So how many positions can there be?

[Pat]

I know a couple.

[Caller 2]

Okay, see, you just flexible. That's. That's. You know, that's a lot. That is a lot.

[Caller 1]

That is a lot.

[Pat]

He not strong or nothing.

[Caller 2]

Look, he was, I guess, strong enough to deal with her.

[Caller 1]

It is.

[Caller 2]

What I know is when I got to the job, because my job told him, like, I'm not coming up there. You got me up. I had already taken pictures on my phone, sent them to myself, said something his mama, because who am I if I'm not petty, went to the banking app. You got to do what you got to do. Because the least I could do is get some money out of it.

[Pat]

His mama. His mama probably saw them videos. Be like, I did not teach him how to.

[Caller 1]

Like that.

[Caller 2]

She calls herself a concubine for his dad because he cheating on her. So she was. Yeah, they all kind of in the head A little bit. That's that Jamaican shit. I don't know.

[Mike]

How much did you sell yourself then?

[Caller 2]

Whatever was an account, which was not nothing because the was working at Walmart. Like, if we gonna be honest

[Caller 1]

that.

[Caller 2]

Look, I could give him some coupons, get an employee discount. The least you could do.

[Pat]

So. So. So he still hasn't met the kid? Met your kid?

[Caller 2]

Yeah, he. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he. He's met him. My son. It's. Mind you, this was a while ago. This is a couple years ago. So my son is like, like six now. This was, of course, before he was born, but he hasn't seen my baby in like four years.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, his mama sent his money and it's like, all you gotta do is call, but that's tough. Look, I. I'd rather. Like, I told him either all in or all out, so I'm not tripping. It's honestly for the better. I'm not.

[Caller 1]

Oh.

[Caller 2]

Which is why I am glad that I allegedly ran a down my car beforehand. At least I got to do that.

[Mike]

Did you.

[Pat]

Wait, did you run him over or did you just ran him down?

[Caller 2]

Yeah. No.

[Pat]

How many. How many wheels went over his body?

[Caller 2]

It was his foot and his ankle, and he was. It's broken. It was broken. So he was booted up. He had. I drove to his job, and he had kind of like, reached over me. He's like, no, you're not keeping my phone because, like, I'm not giving you your. He had reached over me, kind of like pushed me back, grabbed it out the car, and I, of course, hit the gas because who wouldn't? So now he's like, holding on to me while I'm driving in this fucking Walmart parking lot. Door wide open. There's a nigga on the side. Oh, oh, y' all not gonna believe this went live. Apparently he's talking about to his Facebook and he ends up, like, trying to, like, get me to stop. Like, stop, stop. And I kind of do. And he's trying to please his case. He's trying to get in front of the car. That's where he up. Why would you get in front of a car that I'm clearly willing to drive? So he get in front of the car thinking that, oh, I'm gonna just back up. Please. My mom ain't raised no hoe. Hit the gas.

[Caller 1]

When.

[Pat]

When you put it in drive, did you actually look down and see, like, the drive part?

[Caller 2]

Like, we was making. We were making eye contact. I put that in drive and I

[Pat]

said off Muscle memory. Oh, you filthy. Oh, my God.

[Caller 2]

Come on now.

[Pat]

You really.

[Caller 2]

You know your car. Come on now. You know your car.

[Pat]

So really hurt. You was looking up in his eyes and put it in drive. You tough. You tough.

[Caller 2]

He had me up. I'm pregnant with your child that you begged for because you know it. It's always pro choice over here. It's always pro choice over here. But you bad cry, pleaded. You know, I'm pregnant and you cheating on me. You got videos of. It's like three, four girls on the phone. Oh, I don't know her. That's my cousin. You're filthy

[Mike]

sex of your cousin is crazy.

[Caller 2]

Your cousin, like, what the type of time are you on?

[Pat]

He's pulling the cousin car.

[Mike]

The cousin car.

[Caller 2]

The cousin car. But we're not. But we're not blood cousins. We're just, you know, like, it was

[Pat]

just like

[Mike]

talking about he tried to pull the. Is it incest? If you. Your actual cousin, your blood cousin.

[Caller 2]

It is instant. It is incest. That's your step cousin. I want to give a. Y' all are weird.

[Mike]

So people would rather do claim incest and take accountability is crazy.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying.

[Caller 2]

Come on now.

[Mike]

Like you said, even as a cousin, it's still cheating.

[Caller 2]

Don't even be trying. Don't even be trying to be for real. At least put some effort into the lie. Like, damn, am I not worth the effort?

[Pat]

He had none. He like, damn, that cut.

[Caller 1]

Everything is crazy.

[Caller 2]

That cousin crying.

[Mike]

No, go ahead. Sorry.

[Caller 1]

Sick.

[Caller 2]

No, you're fine. But that cousin card is sick.

[Pat]

No, you don't need.

[Caller 1]

You don't.

[Pat]

You don't need him. Dude is stupid, though. Like, he don't sound like the smartest dude, so.

[Mike]

But props to you, though. Oh, no, props to you for raising a.

[Caller 1]

A.

[Mike]

A six year old by yourself.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, I appreciate that.

[Mike]

Happy Mother's Day.

[Pat]

Happy, happy.

[Caller 2]

Thank you so much.

[Pat]

Happy, happy International Woman's Year. How about that?

[Caller 2]

That talk. Your talk. No, that's why you deserve everything.

[Mike]

Happy International Woman's world.

[Pat]

Oh, what a.

[Caller 2]

Some get some cool points one way or the other.

[Pat]

Yeah, exactly. All right.

[Mike]

You have a good one.

[Caller 2]

Thank you.

[Caller 1]

Hello? Yo, can you hear me?

[Mike]

Yes, sir. Can you hear us?

[Caller 1]

Yes, sir. Bro, what's up?

[Pat]

What's up?

[Mike]

Not much. Not much. Got a question for you.

[Caller 1]

All right.

[Pat]

What moment made you say maybe I'm crazy?

[Caller 1]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm talking to this girl, right? So I find on Instagram, I add her or chatting. We're chatting. And Knowing me, like, you gotta know what you're getting into, you know, like, getting into. No crazy, not. So I go on Facebook and I'm. And I'm looking everywhere. I go on tick tock all that, bro. Then I go to her Facebook. I find her, like, basically ancestors. And I accidentally added her, like, grandma. And then I guess I accidentally sent notifications when I did that. And she sends me a screenshot, bro, of her grandma saying, do you know this boy? And then I was basically just cooked after that. Like, and then I, like, it's. And then the post was like, some. You know where moms be always reposting those, like, companies about, like, giveaways, bro. It was one of those. It was her shared post, and I loved it. I was like, I'm so cooked. I'm so cooked.

[Mike]

What'd you say? What'd you tell her after you. She asked you that?

[Caller 1]

I said, that's not me. That's someone else. I. I think I just told her it was a bot account or something. I couldn't clean it, bro.

[Pat]

Oh, did she believe you?

[Caller 1]

Hell no.

[Mike]

What she say?

[Caller 1]

I just said, damn. And then I left it at that, bro. The next thing I knew, I just had an X by name. I was like, I'm so cool. Bad answer is bad as hell.

[Pat]

What's it Give. Give. If there's one thing you could say to her, what would you say?

[Caller 1]

Shoot, that's. Take me back.

[Mike]

Do you. Do you got a girl now?

[Caller 1]

Nope, I don't, bro. I don't. The thing was, that was like, three weeks ago, too. That was recent.

[Pat]

Yeah. You gotta stop.

[Caller 1]

And she goes to my college.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You gotta stop being so weird. It's actually weird that you like, that you went and found her grandma that you clicked on her grandma.

[Mike]

Who are you holding hands with in your profile picture?

[Caller 1]

I ain't holding hands with nobody.

[Mike]

You legit are holding hands with somebody in your profile picture.

[Caller 1]

No, I'm not. You gotta look into. That's my boy. That's my boy.

[Pat]

No, y' all in the same profile picture.

[Caller 1]

Hey, look at that profile picture.

[Pat]

We. We not each other's profile picture.

[Mike]

You had no solo pictures of yourself?

[Caller 1]

I don't know.

[Pat]

He got plenty on his page. I'm looking on his page, but he want this one of him and his boy to be his profile picture.

[Mike]

But why y' all holding hands, though? Yeah, do y', all, bro, it's 2025, bro. Be yourself. All right. You have a good one.

[Caller 1]

Yo, what's going on?

[Pat]

Welcome to Crash on his podcast. What's good?

[Caller 1]

Appreciate it, man. Sorry, just one quick second. I'm just getting out of work real quick. All right.

[Pat]

You got it.

[Caller 1]

All right. Yeah, I know. You know, you guys are good to weigh and everything. Appreciate it, guys. All right. No, no. All right. I'm good.

[Mike]

All right. What's something funny that shouldn't be funny?

[Caller 1]

Yeah, so when I was a kid, I lived with my dad. My parents separated, like, right when I was born and stuff, and I lived my dad for a couple of years, but one year, it was right around my ninth birthday. He is taking me to the airport for, like, my yearly visit to go see my mom. And the whole ride to the airport, we're talking about, like, what we're gonna do when we come back or when I come back. Like, he's gonna take me to the movies. He's gonna take me out to an amusement park I wanted to go to because of my birthday and shit. And then I went up to visit my mom, and I was there for, like, two months or so. And, yeah, eventually it got to a point where she started looking at school, and I'm like, what's going on here? Like, am I not going back to live with dad? And she's like, nah, you're here now. Like, he. He left. And I'm like, what do you mean? And then she told me that the last thing that she heard of him was that he got on a cruise to Hawaii, and that was about 14 years now. So. Yeah.

[Pat]

You haven't seen him in 14 years?

[Caller 1]

Haven't seen him, haven't talked to him, nothing. It's like he literally dropped off the earth. So it's kind of funny when you think about it.

[Mike]

Did you play any sports growing up?

[Caller 1]

Nah, nah. He tried to get me into basketball, but I'm not too tall. Didn't work out.

[Pat]

There it is.

[Caller 2]

Yeah.

[Caller 1]

But, hey, I can cook, though.

[Pat]

Hey, you have 14 great birthdays without him.

[Caller 1]

To hell with him.

[Pat]

You don't need him, bro.

[Mike]

What you do?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Caller 1]

What you do now, man, I. I'm kind of doing my own thing. I got married. I have a kid now. Hey, I'm there. Yeah.

[Pat]

You know, and you there. That's tough.

[Caller 1]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Or repeat the process.

[Pat]

Just like his granddaddy. He started right back.

[Caller 1]

No, no, no, no, no. That's the thing. I got a daughter now, bro.

[Pat]

Oh, there you go.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Caller 1]

But I don't know if she's not too good at cheerleading. It. It might be it, but.

[Mike]

No, I'm joking.

[Caller 1]

I'M joking. I'm joking.

[Mike]

What's your message to your. Your dad?

[Caller 1]

14 great birthdays, you know? Nah, for real, though. Yeah, you, dude. There's not really too much to it, because that was the up part, is that I had hope. I was going back. Like, we literally spent.

[Caller 2]

It was.

[Caller 1]

We lived maybe an hour away from the airport. So he was like, what Was this, like, 2011? What? It was that Battleship movie. Like, I was really into Battleship at the time, and I was, like, trying to see that Alien movie, and. And then, yeah, I never got around to seeing it, and I was excited about that. The whole summer, I'm talking to all my friends where my mom lives, and I'm like, shout out.

[Pat]

Your mom, though.

[Caller 1]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, we. We had a falling out a little while back.

[Pat]

Oh, damn.

[Caller 1]

Yeah. Yeah. My whole family's falling apart, bro.

[Pat]

Yeah, you're like Batman.

[Mike]

Yeah. Honestly, there's one common denominator, though.

[Caller 1]

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Okay. It might be me. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[Pat]

But here's the problematic. No, you gotta. No. Is your wife. Oh, you. You at work. That's right.

[Caller 1]

Yeah. No, I'm in the car right now.

[Pat]

Your wife is definitely. Yeah, your wife probably at home in bed with the neighbor.

[Caller 1]

Hey, chill out.

[Mike]

All right, bro?

[Caller 1]

I'm going back to work.

[Pat]

This no shout out to you, though, Brody.

[Caller 1]

All right, Appreciate it.

[Pat]

Y' all keep on keeping on.

[Caller 1]

Hey, appreciate it. Love the podcast, man. Been listening since, like, episode 20, I think.

[Pat]

Pretty damn, bro.

[Caller 1]

Yeah, yeah, Y' all been doing great. Proud of y'. All.

[Mike]

I appreciate that.

[Pat]

Appreciate you, son.

[Caller 1]

Hey, appreciate it. Y' all have a good one.

[Pat]

Shout out to my niece. She won a championship, middle school basketball.

[Mike]

Congrats to her. Thank you. Thank you.

[Pat]

First place. First place. Okay, but I. What I saw there was probably funniest I seen all weekend. This dude who was in a wheelchair, and obviously he didn't have, like, feeling in his legs, so his legs were, like, kind of dangling, like, on the floor, and two little kids walked by, and they both stepped on his foot. Like, they stepped on his foot, like, pretty hard.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But then I. I saw it, and I'm like, oh, he didn't react back. He doesn't have any feeling in there. But dude stared down those kids for, like, 10 minutes like he was mad as hell. And I thought about it. I never realized it's not just about the pain or somebody stepping on your foot. It's the principle. Because he didn't feel.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I realized he's probably even more mad because that's the most work his shoe gonna go through.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Caller 1]

God.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? Like, his shoes probably don't get dirty any other way.

[Mike]

No creases.

[Pat]

No, he had no creases. That was clean.

[Mike]

It depends how they get in the shoes.

[Pat]

Little badass kids, bro. I was pissed warm, bro.

[Mike]

Where was this at?

[Pat]

This is in. This was in water for Michigan.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Caller 1]

Oh.

[Mike]

First of all, let's go back to something, cuz. Obviously the. The running joke now is. You know, the funny thing is that ever since I said I don't be saying I'm Nigerian on the pod, it makes me say it more now.

[Pat]

But you're Nigeria.

[Mike]

But no, those are kind of funny. Keep it up. But what I want to say is that you say you're from a certain place. You say you're from four different places on this podcast.

[Pat]

I never said I was from anywhere.

[Mike]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Pat]

Why is this. Why is this. Turn on me?

[Caller 1]

No.

[Mike]

You say you're from Pontiac, you say you're from Nebraska.

[Pat]

You say you're from Nebraska, and then

[Mike]

you're saying you from. What do you call it? South Carolina.

[Pat]

No. North Carolina. Shout out to Sh.

[Caller 1]

North Carolina.

[Pat]

Shout out to Oma. Nebraska. Shout out to Pontiac, Michigan.

[Mike]

So how can you say. And you say you're from Milwaukee. So you say you're from four different places.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Mike]

You say you're from four different places,

[Pat]

and you own four different places. Dick. Right now, I. Four dicks balancing all

[Mike]

happy Mother's Days. To all the mothers out there, first of all.

[Pat]

First of all.

[Mike]

First.

[Pat]

That's what I thought you was going to say.

[Mike]

No, go ahead.

[Pat]

Happy, happy belated Mother's Day. But I was at this place, which I don't know why, it just went on my head. Oh, I was at this place. It's kind of like a party vibe, bars vibe.

[Caller 1]

And

[Pat]

I walked in and the security guard was like, 5 7, 1, 6 5. And then I saw another security guard. He was about 5, 8, 175. And I was like, damn. And I looked around at the people. Like, it wasn't like a. A crazy vibe, but it was definitely a vibe. Like, if a fight happened here, I wouldn't be crazy surprised. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, bro, whoever fight here, y' all gonna be fighting for a long time. Ain't nobody coming to break that up. But they had them. Dudes. That they was dressed like it was basketball.

[Mike]

They might be able to fight though.

[Pat]

No, no, no. They must got. They must be. They must got that drink or something.

[Mike]

I had a theory though. So I was saying that you got to be careful about how you talk about your, your friends exes. Especially if they just broke up.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

Because say you, they, your friend break. Just breaks up with the girl, right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And you start telling him how you really felt about the girl. Saying like she was. I always knew that she wasn't this and that just for him to get back with that girl.

[Pat]

Always.

[Mike]

So it's just like when the initial breakup happens, you shouldn't talk about your friends like the ex.

[Pat]

Correct. You should do it before just a reoccurring thing. And that girl you in ain't. You know that right. She don't love you and then say the same thing.

[Mike]

Have you ever been in a relationship that like that that has happened like in the sense of like where people were current.

[Pat]

Like currently telling me that it wasn't it.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

And then make you like the girl even more. Nobody want to see us again. No.

[Mike]

I, I do think that puts a battery in people's back because I think people don't want to feel like they're making a bad decision. You know, we all think we're doing the right thing sometimes. There's like I want to do everything in my power to prove everybody wrong by staying in this relationship.

[Pat]

I get those people though. I can't tell you how many times I've been in a situation where I've been in a coupley spot. Right. There's like seven couples in this area. Area. And if you rank the couples by what you think their love is, sometimes you have a couple on the bottom like they toxic. I don't think they're gonna last.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And it was always a couple that last for some weird ass reason. Like it's always a couple. Like damn. They still together. Didn't she like three of his friends? I guess. Hey man, love is love baby. It don't matter. But yeah. I don't know why that was always last but. But I will say I apologize to some people if I ever offended you.

[Caller 1]

Okay.

[Pat]

Cuz I was on. I had like a, a five and a half hour car ride to. Cuz I. I drove. I like driving. Everybody be getting on me about driving. Like why you just fly. I like driving. I like the like the, the road trip feel and I like to stop in Chicago on the way too. But I was driving and I was like, man, this is a perfect time to call everybody that I ever wanted to apologize to. You know what I mean? Kind of like men the fence. Like. Like, let's get this out the way. If I ever feel like I was wrong and even if I wasn't wrong, if I took part in something going bad, then I want to call that person and get over with. So five and a half hour trip. I listened to music for five and a half hours. And call nobody.

[Mike]

Dude, I was gonna say, do you have beef like that?

[Pat]

No, I ain't got no beef like that. I don't know why people be assuming that, though.

[Mike]

I. I guess you kind of give. Kind of give off that.

[Pat]

I don't give off that vibe. I've not. I don't. I don't beef with people. Oh, I want to get it over with very quickly.

[Mike]

I was driving, and then I saw a tow truck behind me. Right, right. Or like two cars behind me, and it started flashing his lights, and I started people getting, like, over for the tow trucks. And when it got behind me, I didn't move over because. Are you supposed to pull over for tow trucks? Tow trucks don't got the light privilege if even. Even if they have their.

[Pat]

Their lights flashing if that tow truck. No, no, no, I'm not pulling over for no tow.

[Mike]

Exactly. I'm. So I kept my. I kept my.

[Pat]

I'm supposed to. But I'm not pulling over for no tow truck because I.

[Mike]

Pulling over but getting out. You know how, like, an ambulance is coming through?

[Pat]

Oh, they was getting over.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, they good people, man. I'm not that good of a person. I got a lot of repentance before I get to that kind of mode to get over for a tow truck. So you can take your time. In front of me, I was like,

[Mike]

I'd have never seen a tow truck with their lights on.

[Pat]

Nah, you ain't got that much power, bro. That's what I'll be saying about them city buses. I don't care how. I don't care how you angle your bus. You gonna kill me or what, bro? You gonna lose your job over this. Okay, Tweet of the week. Seeing a girl cry over you. Oh, a girl asks. Seeing a girl cry over you don't hurt you.

[Caller 2]

Okay.

[Pat]

Then somebody comment said, I turn around.

[Mike]

I can't see you like this.

[Pat]

No, I can't. I can't. Oh, okay. Oh, I got something for you. I got a challenge for everybody that's not driving right now. Don't do this While you're driving. Okay. So I was trying to get a Uber somewhere, and my Apple pay didn't work. So I'm thinking immediately somebody hacked my car, so I'm checking all my bank accounts. I'm like, damn it. Don't say nothing is wrong with my Apple pay. So what's going on? So I looked it up on Reddit. Like, what happens if something is wrong with your Apple pay? And they said it's probably because you. You have too many tabs open. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna close my tabs, and I'm actually going to count how many tabs I have open. Oh, and I had 67 tabs open.

[Mike]

That's not that bad.

[Pat]

67, I think, compared how many you got right now.

[Mike]

Like, I've. I've closed tabs and I've had, like, count.

[Pat]

Just count.

[Mike]

Go 266. How you count that at the bottom?

[Pat]

Oh, that's on the Internet. Yeah, I always talk about the Internet. What the. I was talking about, like, ab. Oh, what the, bro, you. You're psychotic. 266.

[Caller 1]

For what, bro?

[Pat]

Just clear.

[Mike]

I don't know how to clear it.

[Pat]

What are you going back to now? You too deep in.

[Mike]

He stopped.

[Caller 1]

The leader.

[Mike]

No, I'm not starting to do the. Yeah, just random ones, I think. You know, like when you click on something on the Internet.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And it opens to Safari. Yeah, I just don't close out, I think.

[Pat]

Oh, you get sent a lot of links.

[Mike]

Links, Yeah.

[Pat]

I don't get sent that many lanes, but you talk about, like, you'd be disrespecting. Look it up, bro.

[Mike]

Like.

[Pat]

Yeah, I can't get a link. My boy.

[Mike]

You talk about the app ones, right? How do you even, like, click it? This is real Unc mode.

[Pat]

Like this. Like this. Oh, God damn.

[Mike]

Wait, how?

[Pat]

Like this.

[Mike]

Oh. All right.

[Pat]

And then scroll up, count them.

[Mike]

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 34, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70. One, two, three, 4, 5, 6, 7, 3, 8, 9, 10, 81, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, seven, eight, nine, ten. 91, 2, 3, 4, five.

[Pat]

97, 97, 97.

[Mike]

That was a good clear out, though.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, that's a good clear out. Your phone will work a lot better now. But what you also just taught every guy in here is that this is why your girl is unsatisfied. That's 97 seconds. And that's how long you've been lasting up and a little bit, man. They like D. That was a long time. That wasn't that long, my boy.

[Mike]

I was just watching a video on YouTube. I think his name was Omey. But it was talking about, like, how streamers and YouTubers and these people, like, how they kind of go through these like humiliate, humiliation like, rituals type of thing in the sense of. So there was a clip of no Neck J. Right?

[Pat]

Ain't getting dark. No, no, no. You. You literally like, your voice like went down and it sounded like one of them. Like, like, I'm chilling right now.

[Mike]

But there was a video of. Of no Neck J. And he was kind of like talking about like how he. He makes. When he makes a YouTube video because he has his own YouTube channel, it doesn't get no views, but when he's on other people's YouTube channels, they get views because. And I think the person was talking about that because he's being laughed at so much. When you kind of start your brand of being like a circus almost and like make fun of me because of this and you letting other people make fun of you and poke fun of you. Poke fun of you when you're like the butt of the joke every time.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's hard for you to actually do something outside of the. The joke because I'm not gonna just get on camera, start joking about myself. You're on those dating shows, those 20v ones and all this other stuff because of your appearance, the way you talk, the way you do something. So people are always going to expect that. But if it's like, I don't know, I just think like a lot of these new creators, they should like, like a little chill out a little bit with like making people make fun of them in a sense like that.

[Pat]

And you.

[Mike]

It's always good to be. Have some humility and make fun of yourself and stuff like that. But like, you can't be the joke every time. You gotta, like show some other things.

[Pat]

Yeah. And I think sometimes it's about somehow flipping it like within that same way. Like, okay, I know why y' all here, but I' Ma change it to this kind of seamlessly, but if he, he's. If it's off his appearance, then it's very hard.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying.

[Pat]

It's gonna be real hard to flip that. And it's like. Because it's always going to be present

[Mike]

because it's like him. The what's the. The no neck. The what's the long neck that got long neck?

[Pat]

You got the dude the right neck. Yeah. Wide neck.

[Caller 1]

Him.

[Pat]

I think he was like in jail or something.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But I'm just saying those type of. Those characters in a sense is like they're, they're known for their looks in a sense where it says like if and their looks being a joke.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So it's hard and hard to make a career that way. And just like the money is so short lived. We're supposed to have no neck. Jam the problem. He wanted, he wanted us to, to pay him to come on the pot. We're like, now we're good. Which is understandable because that's how he probably makes his money. But it's just like we're not gonna pay nobody to come on the podcast either.

[Pat]

No, no, no. Especially when we had like. Not to. No disrespect, but we have way more popular people do it for free.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because they actually rock with the podcast. I don't think we'll ever have anybody on here that's like, like that haven't watched our podcast. Cuz it won't be fun. Because we don't want to do an interview. We don't want to reach out to somebody and they're like, yeah, yeah, how much y' all gonna pay me and what questions are y' all asking during the interview? We don't even know what questions. And we not about to ask you no TMZ worthy stuff. Like we were talking about like your childhood on here. Some jokes, listener callers, like, I do not care what relationship you was in in 2022, bro. That don't mean nothing to me, man.

[Mike]

Oh, there was another tweet of the week or a Facebook post.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

So the person said, I hate couples that door dash together. And so he said they'd be arguing, they'd be in the car arguing over my food, not my hamburger. Got bad energy, man. That is true. I have seen a lot of couples do doordash together or Uber eats, whatever the delivery service is, and I don't really get that.

[Pat]

I feel like I like that though.

[Mike]

I feel like it should be a divide and Conquer thing. Like you're both like if you're Uber, if you're doing Uber eats or doordash. Right. Let's say high end. You're making 25 an hour. That's already split in half.

[Pat]

I like, I, I commend the men that do it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

With their woman. Especially if their woman is on the count.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because if I see a woman drop off my Ubereats and I had and I ordered it at 11:30 or 12 and she, and she's the one that actually dropped it off. I'm actually concerned for her. Like you shouldn't be out in like no apartment buildings or houses or neighborhoods by yourself at 12am especially in like

[Mike]

a crazy ass world, I guess because the way people are. Yeah.

[Pat]

Just like the way people are. So I like when the man is like with a woman. Like, like they protecting their women while she making some extra.

[Mike]

It be broad daylight.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Mike]

It be broad daylight.

[Pat]

Broad daylight says the can happen.

[Mike]

Now what is he doing though?

[Pat]

But I've been in the Uber where the dude had his wife and it was a Uber. Like he's taking me somewhere and his wife was in the front seat and she started talking to me. I said, don't talk to me. Only about Uber driver not playing.

[Mike]

Now the Uber drivers be funny these days. Some of them be having their earpiece piece in their, in their ear and they'd be having like actual conversations. It'd be different languages most of the time, but sometimes be like, but they talk so low.

[Pat]

So I was like, bro, Uber drivers are most interesting people.

[Mike]

Like when I get, when I get home, can you put the, the food in the microwave for me so I can eat that?

[Pat]

Oh you, oh you talking about you

[Mike]

hear them that hear them conversating.

[Pat]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

But it's so, you know, I lost

[Pat]

you for a minute and when you start doing that whisker, you ain't see my body body language. I started like moving away from you. I was like, oh, this like crazy. I'm gonna start podcasting like this.

[Caller 1]

No.

[Mike]

What was. I was, I did start talking like this the whole podcast. Would that be, would that be kind of annoying?

[Pat]

I just stopped podcasting.

[Mike]

Would that be annoying though?

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, I'll be done.

[Mike]

I've gotten in trouble or I've gotten said like in arguments in past relationships. Like I don't yell in a sense. Like I don't like angry yell. Right. My voice might get a little loud,

[Pat]

but I don't like you naturally loud.

[Mike]

Naturally loud.

[Pat]

Loud ass.

[Mike]

Yeah, but my, my Tone doesn't change, though. Like, I talk just like this. And in past relationships, they always said that was pretty annoying because it just sounds like I don't care.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And in those moments, I think I really just didn't really care in a sense. Not like, not care about their feelings, but more about. Care about arguing. And I feel like sometimes in relationships, like, I think people thrive on arguing. I feel like. Like if they're not arguing, they feel like something is wrong.

[Pat]

Man, you ever. I don't. You know, obviously it. It come. I'm just glad I never picked up that trauma.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

To take to my next relationship because. Because some people probably develop it. That was a first real relationship, and it was yelling. So like, now they think, like, that's how all relationships are supposed to go. All that yelling and arguing stuff is, like, very, very pointless, especially when it's overnight nothing.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

If. If I figure out that this conversation is over nothing before you do. Oh, you gonna hate me? Because I'm about to laugh a little bit. I'm about to get some chuckles in, like, bro, what are you talking about? Life is way too important to be arguing about this. That's when. That's when you, like when someone can't gauge how, like, unimportant something is. That's when you start looking at them differently. Oh, you think this is the most important thing in the world.

[Mike]

Okay, I know because especially, like, early on in your relationship and they. They arguing about something that's really pointless, and they, like, really are sold on this. Non. Things like, what happens when it's something worth arguing about.

[Pat]

Yeah. And I understand, like, you. You have to be mature in knowing that two humans cannot spend that much time together and not have petty little arguments. No, for sure it's gonna happen, but it's all about the recovery time for you. Like, how long does it take you to figure out, like, hey, we arguing about nothing Less fix it. Because, like, if everybody does something petty on accident, whether you know it, you could be having a bad day and your partner asks you something and you respond in a rude way, but you wasn't intending for that. And it's about your recovery time to go fix it. Like, oh, even if it take you like an hour, it's like hours, like a decent time, you know? I mean, like, even though it's a little long, but that's fine. Those people that'd be like, It'd be like 48 hours, and they still don't realize, like, hey, you kind of tripping come to you 72 hours from now. You're right. I was tripping. Like, bro, you just wasted three days of my life, bro.

[Mike]

I figured out it is so hard to go to bed angry at, like, your partner in general, because especially if you argue. If you argue and then you go to bed and you sleep in this. Obviously sleep in the same bed, you. You inherently gonna, like, do stuff that you're used to, you know, try to cuddle and stuff like that.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, without really knowing. Just, like, based off muscle memory. And you're sleeping, and then you wake up in the middle of the night, you see your arm right away, she's like, hold on.

[Pat]

The worst is when you can't show them a meme. That's funny. This is gonna have meme. I'm gonna. You know what? I'm gonna. Let me put this in my notes so I can say, you start making a list when baby girl ain't mad

[Mike]

at me no more.

[Pat]

The list as soon as y' all get back. Oh, man. Since we cool, look at this. Look at this.

[Mike]

No, not being able to send your girl a meme during the argument has to be like, top five, like, most painful things.

[Pat]

Nah, that hurt. That hurt.

[Mike]

Cause you know, you like, no, she really gonn at this, but I can't even, like, make her laugh right now.

[Pat]

It'll always be something weird. Like when you're in the past relationship and y' all arguing and her dad text you something funny. Like, damn, can you tell her it you. With your daughter?

[Mike]

That's a funny concept, though, because it is true when you're in arguments, you can't even tell on, like, your partner or even your friends that you're in beefing with good things that happen in your life, too. It's just like, you can't even, like. Like, you just had a baby. Like, no, I can't even tell my boy that I'm bigfoot. I just had a kid.

[Pat]

I need that 1500.

[Caller 1]

Yeah,

[Pat]

I need my 1500 back for this. Congratulations. The tutor and the baby is what it is. Ain't getting no blessing from me, man. I was watching the old Jerry Springer clip. This is why Jerry Springer stayed relevant for so long is because they just thought of different ideas. Like, it wasn't always fighting. They always did something. Sometimes it was a competition. I literally seen two dudes, it was arguing over a girl, and instead of fighting, they went outside and played 1v1 basketball. And Jerry Springer was actually keeping score. It was like live broadcasting. And the girl was just watching it, bro. And I was like, damn, that's kind of crazy. But I did learn.

[Mike]

Wait, they were making the. The two dudes go against each other, like, play basketball for her love.

[Pat]

Yeah, look, it was like three to four. She just watching this.

[Mike]

They got their shirts off and everything.

[Pat]

Nate versus Raymar. I tell you where he is.

[Mike]

Nah, Jerry is the goat, though. I think he. He blended. I think kind of like what we kind of do with the listener callers too, in a sense where it's like.

[Pat]

Like I.

[Mike]

Obviously a lot of those scenarios weren't real in a sense, but they were. A lot of them were real but played up. And I think he understood, like the clip economy that we're in right now. You know how things we're so into, like short clips. Yeah, it was really good retention from the beginning of the show to the end of the show because it was like the pacing of the show was good. Interesting hook, right? And in the middle, hit you with something again. In the end it hits you something again. So you hook through the whole thing.

[Pat]

Mean, you gotta realize, like some of the shows is popular now, like the baddie shows or any show that they like fighting on and stuff like that. That's technically Jerry Springer. Yeah, Like, Jerry Springer really started all that stuff, like drama and fighting on TV and then interviewing the people after. Like, it was a game show.

[Mike]

But it's dope now that YouTubers now are making their own game show. Like to pop the balloon stuff. Yeah, like, that's tough, I think sometimes. Like hit or miss on it sometimes. But I. I also have never watched a full episode.

[Pat]

And then I've never. I've never. I've never even watched a full clip of someone going down the line.

[Mike]

Yeah, I just. Clips.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's always.

[Mike]

Right. It's always shout out to her too, because she got the Netflix deal thing, even though they heard there it's not going too well. The Netflix people are not really liking it. She's not even in a host, blah, blah, blah. But a lot of these YouTubers are doing their own show. The 20v ones, as annoying as those are. Yeah, it is.

[Pat]

That's the only thing about that game. The originator doesn't get as much credit. Credit.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

So it's like easy to replicate.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's easy to replicate. It's like, what am I technically stealing? You know what I'm saying? Like, because.

[Mike]

Because somebody could do a 20v one, right. And it started off normal, 20v one, but then when you introduce a celebrity and you have access to these celebrities. It is like damn, my idea is just getting taken away from me.

[Pat]

But do a 20v one with Obama

[Mike]

when the Internet, man, that would go so crazy.

[Pat]

Popped a balloon with Obama. How you do this? Before we end the pot, we'll be in Atlanta on the day they listen to this. Will it be the.

[Mike]

Oh no, no, no. It's not.

[Pat]

No. You sure?

[Caller 1]

Absolutely.

[Pat]

We'll be in Atlanta on the 28th.

[Mike]

Max Day.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, we'll be in Atlanta on the 28th. Let us know who y' all think we should work with when we out there. Who we think we should reach out when we out there.

[Mike]

Yeah, cuz I be. I don't really be knowing like I know some creators out there, but I don't know like like everybody that lives.

[Pat]

Cuz it could be somebody that's based out there that don't rep ATL per say. So let us know. Usually like when people let us know we can actually see if they already like the pod. Cuz sometimes we'll look up some creators that y' all say and they already follow the pod and we just like we probably don't know about them because we not in that space. So just you know, hit us up, let us know.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's been crash dummies episode 208. Appreciate y' all subscribe to the Patreon and. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

Peace, peace. Get the Patreon, please, please.