Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike – Episode 207: "Maybe I’m Crazy"

Release Date: May 21, 2025

In Episode 207 of the Crash Dummies Podcast, hosts Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu tackle a variety of current events, social issues, and personal anecdotes with their characteristic humor and candid dialogue. This detailed summary captures the essence of their discussions, notable insights, and memorable quotes to provide an engaging overview for those who haven’t tuned in.

1. The Toxic Environment in the WNBA Season

[02:13 – 05:19]

Pat and Mike kick off the episode by addressing the perceived toxicity surrounding the current WNBA season. They express concerns over recurring negative narratives and the broader issue of sexism towards female athletes.

• Pat: "[02:21] 'WNBA season is so toxic.'"
• Mike: "[02:22] 'It's so toxic.'"
• Pat: "[02:37] 'I forgot how toxic it ended. And now that it's starting to pick back up, I'm starting to see like the same narratives be pushed...'"

They delve into the rivalry between Angel Reese and Kayla Clark, questioning whether such competitive tensions are genuinely healthy or exacerbated by external societal pressures. The conversation highlights the disproportionate scrutiny female athletes face compared to their male counterparts.

• Pat: "[03:07] 'Yeah, there’s no such thing as a healthy rivalry. Some people are always going to take shit to the extreme.'"
• Mike: "[03:45] 'It's interesting... these rivalries shouldn't automatically imply genuine hate.'"

2. Social Media's Impact on Athlete Reputations

[05:19 – 08:26]

The hosts shift focus to discuss RG3’s controversial online behavior, particularly his offensive jokes about melanin and melatonin.

• Pat: "[07:22] 'He made a joke about his wife accidentally eating melanin instead of melatonin to fall asleep.'"
• Mike: "[07:43] 'He’s probably calculated the backlash and is using these antics to stay relevant despite negative perceptions.'"

They debate whether RG3 anticipated the racial undertones and the subsequent backlash from his remarks, emphasizing the delicate balance athletes must maintain on social media.

3. Political Endorsements and Public Trust

[09:59 – 10:07]

Pat and Mike briefly touch upon former President Obama’s role in political endorsements, particularly his public support during Trump’s election.

• Pat: "[10:07] 'At the end of the day, men in this country voted strictly because there was a woman running.'"

They discuss the influence of reputable figures in shaping public opinion and trust within the political landscape.

4. Niche Sports vs. Mainstream Athletic Success

[10:15 – 12:36]

Engaging in a playful debate, Mike asks Pat whether he would prefer to be the greatest of all time (GOAT) in a niche sport or an average player in the NBA.

• Mike: "[10:18] 'Would you rather be the goat in a niche sport or average in the NBA?'"
• Pat: "[10:32] 'I'm gonna say average in the NBA.'"

Pat argues that fame and financial success in the NBA offer greater long-term benefits compared to excelling in less popular sports.

• Pat: "[11:10] 'It's about the longevity of mixture in... fame and money are a nice mixture you can take further.'"

5. Listener Stories and Personal Anecdotes

[30:37 – 37:05]

The episode features a fictional caller, portrayed by Ryan Reynolds, who shares a dramatic story about fraud involving his cousin. This segment blends humor with exaggerated storytelling, highlighting the hosts' ability to engage with entertaining narratives.

• Ryan Reynolds: "[30:37] 'This was serious at the time.'"
• Pat: "[34:36] 'He was already at the station snitching on you...'"

The interplay between Ryan’s exaggerated tale and the hosts’ reactions provides comedic relief while emphasizing themes of trust and betrayal.

6. Relationship Dynamics and Conflict Resolution

[26:16 – 29:09]

Pat and Mike explore the complexities of trust between parents and children, especially when promises are broken.

• Mike: "[26:20] 'Do you think kids lose trust in their parents sometimes?...'"
• Pat: "[26:45] 'I don't lie to my son.'"

They discuss the importance of honesty and accountability in maintaining healthy relationships, both familial and romantic.

7. Fun with Words: Spelling Challenges

[38:00 – 40:35]

In a lighthearted segment, Pat challenges Ryan Reynolds with spelling difficult words like "dysfunctional" and "minuscule," leading to humorous exchanges about language proficiency.

• Pat: "[38:27] 'Spell dysfunctional.'"
• Ryan Reynolds: "[38:31] 'D, Y is L T I, O...'"

This playful competition showcases the hosts' camaraderie and adds a fun twist to the episode.

8. Audience Interaction and Social Media Commentary

[Various Timestamps]

Throughout the episode, Pat and Mike engage with listener interactions, including "Tweet of the Week" segments where they analyze and react to social media posts.

• Pat: "[83:25] 'Seeing a girl cry over you doesn't hurt you.'"
• Mike: "[88:11] 'Hey, let me put this in my notes...'"

These segments provide relatable content and foster a sense of community among listeners.

9. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

[105:16 – 106:01]

As the episode concludes, Pat and Mike discuss upcoming plans, including live shows in Atlanta and collaborations with other content creators. They encourage listeners to suggest potential guests and continue supporting the podcast through subscriptions.

• Pat: "[105:21] 'We'll be in Atlanta on the 28th. Let us know who y'all think we should work with when we out there.'"
• Mike: "[106:01] 'Appreciate y'all subscribe to the Patreon...'"

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Pat: "[02:21] 'WNBA season is so toxic.'"
• Pat: "[03:07] 'Yeah, there’s no such thing as a healthy rivalry. Some people are always going to take shit to the extreme.'"
• Pat: "[07:22] 'He made a joke about his wife accidentally eating melanin instead of melatonin to fall asleep.'"
• Pat: "[10:07] 'At the end of the day, men in this country voted strictly because there was a woman running.'"
• Pat: "[26:45] 'I don't lie to my son.'"
• Pat: "[38:27] 'Spell dysfunctional.'"
• Pat: "[83:25] 'Seeing a girl cry over you doesn't hurt you.'"

Conclusion

Episode 207 of the Crash Dummies Podcast masterfully combines discussions on sports culture, social media influence, relationship dynamics, and listener interactions. Pat and Mike offer insightful perspectives peppered with humor, making complex topics accessible and engaging. Whether dissecting the challenges faced by female athletes or navigating the intricacies of personal relationships, this episode provides a comprehensive and entertaining listen.

For those interested in building healthy financial habits with family, Pat and Mike also recommend checking out resources like Greenlight and Mint Mobile, seamlessly integrating valuable advice into their entertaining discourse.