Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike Episode: Most High Moment - Episode 203
Release Date: April 23, 2025

Introduction

In Episode 203 of the Crash Dummies Podcast, hosts Pat and Mike are joined by guests Key and Jean for a lively discussion filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and thought-provoking topics. Skipping over the introductory advertisements, the episode dives straight into conversations that oscillate between light-hearted banter and deeper societal questions.

Social Dynamics and Personal Interactions

The episode opens with Pat and Mike humorously contemplating the idea of starting their podcast with a physical altercation, showcasing their playful chemistry. This sets the tone for a session filled with candid and often comedic exchanges.

Key Moments:

• Slapping Scenario:
  "Mike: That's you can't stop me from slapping you." ([01:45])
  "Pat: I promise you I would not retaliate in that moment. I am killing you." ([02:00])

The Ethics of Eating Seals

A light-hearted yet insightful debate ensues when Pat poses the question, "Why don't we eat seals?" This prompts discussions on cultural differences, animal ethics, and societal perceptions of certain animals.

Notable Discussion Points:

• Cultural Differences:
  "Pat: I feel like all these people that feel bad for the animals don't really feel as bad for the animals that have been naturally been getting killed." ([05:28])

• Environmental Concerns:
  "Mike: Where do seals even exist? Like, Antarctica." ([06:07])

Cartoon Network Mount Rushmore

Shifting gears, the group delves into nostalgia by creating their own "Cartoon Network Mount Rushmore," debating the merits of various animated shows from their childhood and beyond.

Highlights:

• Pat’s Selection:
  "Pat: Dexter's Lab. Dragon Ball Z. Samurai Jack." ([07:57])

• Debate on Powerpuff Girls:
  "Pat: The Powerpuff Girls was racist." ([09:31])

• Jean’s Picks:
  "Jean: Curse the Cowardly Dog is number two. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends... Give it up for Chowder." ([10:22])

Social Media and "Dick Riding"

The conversation takes a turn towards social media behaviors, particularly focusing on the concept of "dick riding." The hosts and guests share their perspectives on supporting friends' businesses online and the thin line between genuine support and insincere promotion.

Key Quotes:

• Mike on "Dick Riding":
  "I got a tweet for y'all... 'Just got my ate with ice for the first time.'" ([17:32])

• Pat's Take:
  "You can't stop me from slapping you. I'm just saying." ([17:57])

• Jean’s Commentary:
  "I'm just trying to put people on." ([34:31])

Relationships and Hypothetical Stats

A recurring segment involves the hosts and guests imagining what random stats could appear above people’s heads, revealing their values and insecurities regarding relationships and personal traits.

Examples:

• Jean’s Preference:
  "I would say either body count or how many guys she takes it with." ([30:22])

• Pat’s Reaction:
  "Wow. I would leave her directly." ([38:24])

Personal Anecdotes and High School Stories

Jean shares a compelling story about uncovering a friend's dishonesty during high school, highlighting themes of trust and betrayal. This narrative adds depth to the episode, illustrating the complexities of friendships.

Notable Story:

• Jean on Exposing a Friend:
  "He was texting himself, making it seem like he's talking to a girl." ([49:00])

Technological Impacts on Society

The hosts briefly touch upon the implications of technology on daily life, such as navigation systems like Waze and Google Maps, discussing their reliability and societal impact.

Discussion Point:

• Waze vs. Google Maps:
  "Once people start adding that and making other ways fall off, because Waze will try to put you through some and you just be like, bro, why am I going this way?" ([63:34])

Conclusion and Shoutouts

As the episode winds down, the hosts provide shoutouts to upcoming events and personal projects, maintaining the community spirit that defines the Crash Dummies Podcast. The lively banter continues until the very end, leaving listeners entertained and engaged.

Final Remarks:

• Event Announcements:
  "Unfinished Legacy, Wisconsin pop-up tour. I'm in Sweden May 5th to 15th." ([68:23])

• Closing Banter:
  "You have a good one, bro." ([70:01])

Notable Quotes

• Pat on Animal Ethics:
  "The Powerpuff Girls was racist because he created three white girls." ([09:31])

• Jean on Supporting Friends Online:
  "I'm just trying to put people on." ([34:31])

• Mike on Hypothetical Stats:
  "If I saw a homeless person got like 10 bucks today, I would feel better not giving that person money that day." ([46:31])

Key Takeaways

• Cultural Perceptions Matter: Discussions highlighted how cultural backgrounds influence what animals are considered acceptable to eat and how society views different species.

• Nostalgia Drives Engagement: Reflecting on favorite childhood cartoons fostered a sense of camaraderie and nostalgia among the hosts and guests.

• Social Media Behaviors are Nuanced: The episode underscored the complexities of online support for friends’ endeavors, differentiating between genuine promotion and superficial "dick riding."

• Personal Stories Enhance Relatability: Sharing personal anecdotes about friendships and high school experiences made the conversation more relatable and grounded.

Crash Dummies Podcast continues to blend humor with meaningful conversations, providing listeners with both entertainment and insights into everyday social dynamics. Episode 203, "Most High Moment," exemplifies the show's ability to navigate diverse topics while maintaining an engaging and light-hearted atmosphere.