Multiple Loadouts - Episode 199

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Episode: Multiple Loadouts - Episode 199
Release Date: March 26, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode 199 of the Crash Dummies Podcast, hosts Patrick Johnson (Pat) and Michael Esiobu (Mike), along with guest Gene, delve into a myriad of engaging topics ranging from personal relationships and social dynamics to the intricacies of marketing and the challenges within the music industry. This episode, aptly titled "Multiple Loadouts," offers listeners a blend of humor, insightful discussions, and relatable anecdotes.

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Relationship Dynamics and Social Interactions

Jealousy and Gender Dynamics

Pat expresses his frustrations and feelings of inadequacy when comparing himself to "studs" who seem effortlessly successful in attracting women.

• Pat (33:06):
  "What's something that the other gender has or gets to do that makes you low key jealous?"

• Pat (35:02):
  "How do you have so much strap knowledge?"

The conversation shifts to the emotional support systems among men versus women, highlighting a perceived lack of emotional openness among male friendships.

• Pat (53:54):
  "I hate how they're, like, kind of there for each other a lot."

• Gene (55:05):
  "I'm not gonna lie. One time Mike was down in the dumps, I was like, damn, maybe six more reels a day."

Emotional Support Among Friends

The hosts discuss the importance of emotional support among male friends, contrasting it with the more evident support systems among women.

• Pat (55:30):
  "More emotional with, you know, like, all my guy friends out there."

• Gene (56:26):
  "Not you trolling, bro."

Marketing Insights and Advertising Critique

Marketing Strategies and Ethics

A significant portion of the episode critiques various marketing tactics, especially those that border on being intrusive or insensitive.

• Gene (09:29):
  "I always wonder how some of these commercials even get out."

• Mike (10:25):
  "But it's one of those things too, where it's like, do you think people in those positions where they like, see something that at work."

LinkedIn Ads and Marketing Voids

The hosts briefly touch upon the effectiveness of LinkedIn ads in reaching the right audience, emphasizing the struggle of marketing professionals feeling like they're "speaking into the void."

• Gene (01:30):
  "Yo, what's the deal?"

• Mike (22:31):
  "Does it ever feel like you're a marketing professional just speaking into the void?"

Health and Nutrition Discussions

Debate on Whole Milk and Cholesterol

Pat and Gene engage in a lively debate about the health implications of consuming whole milk, touching upon its saturated fat content and its effects on cholesterol levels.

• Gene (06:25):
  "No, no, no. Sometimes I correct the traffic myself."

• Mike (06:41):
  "Whole milk has higher saturated fat content, which can raise your bad cholesterol."

Cholesterol Awareness

The hosts discuss the common misconceptions surrounding cholesterol and its actual impact on health.

• Gene (08:23):
  "The one you got to eat. Cheerios."

• Mike (08:37):
  "But if I'll be lying if I say I fully understand what cholesterol."

Music Industry and Rap Performance Analysis

Challenges of New Rappers

The episode delves into the difficulties faced by emerging rappers, particularly when performing in front of audiences unfamiliar with their style.

• Gene (14:50):
  "When's the last time somebody, like, unperformative had, like, a hot song where they were performing it everywhere?"

• Mike (15:38):
  "It's hard to be an opening DJ, too, because it's like, what songs are you actually playing?"

DaBaby and Kendrick Lamar Comparisons

Pat and Gene compare the performances of different artists, highlighting the balance between hardcore rap and engaging stage presence.

• Gene (13:44):
  "He had no. I think with him also, he's in, like, a weird spot that a lot of people are."

• Mike (14:00):
  "Because what makes DaBaby so good is that he can kind of wrap that hardcore stuff and kind of have theatrics behind it."

Personal Anecdotes and Listener Stories

Childhood Memories and Dreams

The hosts share personal stories about their childhood experiences, such as getting lost in stores and vivid dreams from their youth.

• Gene (24:27):
  "That's my story of getting lost in the store and getting spanked."

• Mike (23:47):
  "I do have like a weird dream that I don't like know the origin of."

Call-In Segment: Tips on Hating Without Malice

Effective Ways to Critique

Pat and Gene provide listeners with strategies on how to critique others without coming off as malicious, emphasizing authenticity over superficial responses.

• Gene (71:07):
  "Three ways to hate on a number one. One upper."

• Mike (71:27):
  "That's top tier hating, bro."

Discussion on Viral Content and Social Media Influence

Case Study: Ashton Hall’s Viral Videos

The hosts analyze how Ashton Hall, an online fitness coach, leverages viral moments through strategic content creation, discussing the fine line between humor and intentional engagement.

• Gene (68:03):
  "He never went nowhere, but he backed back, though."

• Mike (68:14):
  "He holds a little more weight than Casey Anthony."

Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up

In the concluding segments, Pat, Mike, and Gene share light-hearted banter, promote upcoming events like Pat's comedy show, and encourage listeners to join their Patreon for exclusive content. They also touch upon the importance of community support and celebrating milestones like International Women's Month.

• Gene (77:35):
  "We got Jim Vlog in there."

• Mike (52:08):
  "You have a good one, man."

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Notable Quotes

• Pat (35:02):
  "How do you have so much strap knowledge?"

• Gene (09:29):
  "I always wonder how some of these commercials even get out."

• Mike (14:00):
  "Because what makes DaBaby so good is that he can kind of wrap that hardcore stuff and kind of have theatrics behind it."

• Gene (71:07):
  "Three ways to hate on a number one. One upper."

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Conclusion

Episode 199 of the Crash Dummies Podcast offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and insightful discussions on various topics. From dissecting relationship dynamics and marketing strategies to analyzing the challenges within the music industry, Pat, Mike, and Gene provide listeners with an engaging and entertaining experience. Their candid conversations and relatable anecdotes make this episode a must-listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.

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Transcript

[Pat]

I found a kid who swings a.

[Mike]

Golf club like a dream. I'd like to try to qualify him for the US Amateurs coming to Apple tv. Plus, what's your name?

[Gene]

I'm not into older guys, but I'm.

[Mike]

Flatter a new comedy series.

[Pat]

Stick, I don't want to go on this trip.

[Gene]

Your mouth's saying one thing, but those eyes are saying something else.

[Mike]

From the home of Ted Lasso. This is your shot at redemption. This is your mulligan, Owen Wilson.

[Gene]

This game takes and it takes. The game's finally giving me something back.

[Mike]

Stick.

[Gene]

You know, Arnold Palmer iced tea lemonade makes it. I'm missing a nap for this.

[Mike]

Streaming June 4th on Apple TV. Hey, Lonzo Ball, it's your agent. What's up?

[Gene]

I've got a commercial opportunity for you.

[Mike]

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[Gene]

Yo, what's the deal?

[Mike]

Welcome to crash dummies episode 199. Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon to Duh. Patreon. Yeah, Duh. Y' all heard that, right?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Make sure y' all make sure. Bruh. Y' all need to. First of all, we got a lot of listeners out there. That's not that smart. Make sure y' all start doing research about different things before y' all come in the comments because y' all have Google, you know that. Like, we saying this on the fly. Like somebody said something in the comments that also wasn't right. So I wasn't right about the. And then I looked it up and neither was you, and you had Google, so pipe down.

[Mike]

Well, Anyway, make sure you guys are here. Subscribe to Patreon. We got Pat here, got Jean here. We got Marty with the toupee here. Oh. First of all. First of all, happy birthday, Jean. Today's Jean's birthday, y' all. Yeah, Happy birthday, Jean with a. Jean.

[Gene]

With a J. Insane party he threw last night. That was, like, one of the best parties I've been to in. In years.

[Mike]

I think it's a good. A good party when you own a physical space, like a. A retail space, and you can invite people to create your own vibe.

[Gene]

Yes. There was not one person there that was unlikable.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

I was very specific about that.

[Pat]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Gene]

Yes. To a regular person, but to me, you know, I'm gonna find somebody. It was a dude there with a brimless hat. Don't wear that no more, bro.

[Mike]

A what?

[Gene]

It was a brimless hat. Like, it was a hat that had the hole in the back, but it didn't have a brim to it. And then he kept talking during. He kept ad libbing everybody.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They told him to shut the up in a nice way.

[Gene]

No, you look like the dude that shot Malcolm X, bro.

[Mike]

No, I'm not gonna lie. There was a point that he kind of was worrying me. We're in the K. That he just, like, kind of walked in, he had a little. A trenchy on, and he put his hand in his pocket, so I'm looking like, huh? And then he walked back out.

[Gene]

Yeah. He was like, get your hand out my pocket. It's probably the only person, actually, who was not supposed to be there.

[Mike]

Oh, really?

[Gene]

Yeah, because I. I know everybody knowing somebody don't belong, bro, I hope you listen to the podcast. You know, you don't belong there. That's like lakeith Stanford.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

Look, he sell nothing. Volcano salesman dressing.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Shout out to all my Swedish listeners. I'm going to be in Sweden in May, so let me know. Hit me up on ig.

[Gene]

I might be there, too.

[Mike]

Yeah, Pat might be there in Sweden.

[Gene]

I might slide. But if I don't go to Sweden, I'm going to Puerto Rico. So I see y' all in Puerto Rico.

[Mike]

All right, this is a random conversation, but so make sure when I ask you this question, this is not a. A meeting. This is from a conversation I overheard that gave me the thought of it. Okay.

[Gene]

I'm just gonna assume it's you.

[Mike]

Okay. Is it weird to have naked pictures of just yourself in your phone? Nah, I think it is of just yourself. I got not. Because if you're sending pictures to a person. Right.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

First of all, you shouldn't be sending pictures. But if you do do that, you choose to do that.

[Gene]

Do what you want.

[Mike]

You can do what you want. But you should be careful.

[Gene]

Don't let a like this.

[Mike]

Yeah but if you do that, you usually should delete it from your phone. Like why do you still have your meat picture?

[Gene]

Right? Are you saying. You saying that but in general, some people take it as progress. Pick if I'm losing weight and. Yeah.

[Mike]

No, don't. You shouldn't be taking naked progress. P. Why not? Nah. You a naked progress.

[Gene]

I've literally gained 2 inches. Bro.

[Mike]

Bro your stopped growing when you're like what.

[Gene]

Should have been the Same size since 14. Told you not to drink that coffee.

[Mike]

Remember that?

[Gene]

It was just making up.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

Drinking coffee stunts your growth. Like that was lifting weights too early. Just making up.

[Mike]

I think it can affect your growth.

[Gene]

Plates everything but the real thing. That stunt your girl being black in America. They tell us that though. Don't drink that coffee though.

[Mike]

Now they had us thinking a lot of things like the Remember the got milk ads? Now everybody don't even drink regular milk anymore.

[Gene]

That's one thing I will judge because it's like milk is just barely under cigarettes for me. Really Saying hell yeah.

[Mike]

No, that's your. That's extreme.

[Gene]

It's cigarettes and whole milk. Nah, I can't with that whole milk. Nothing reduced. Nothing.

[Mike]

No almond milk, no skin.

[Gene]

100% all milk lasts like four days. God damn. Before it go bad. Butter and man. Bro.

[Mike]

Is it whole milk that bad?

[Gene]

Whole milk is bad, bro.

[Mike]

Well can you put like what. Why is whole milk bad for you? I just want to understand what's actually bad. I know it's not the greatest for you because it does have a lot of sugars and stuff like that in it. I just think or overly processed.

[Gene]

Yeah. I don't know what's going on, but I just know it's bad every time I smell it. It smell bad. You know when something go back. Like the thing that makes some food nasty to me is like at when it expires how it looks and the fact that whole milk looks like that when it's. When it expires. Like it just like the the literally say best used by March 17th. I hate when it's.

[Mike]

I hate the best used word too.

[Gene]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's kind of confusing it me up.

[Mike]

Is it like best used if I like if is it, like, at optimal taste on the 25th of this month.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Or is it saying, don't try this to drink this.

[Gene]

Let that steak sit a little bit. But so they'll put so on something like the. Like, certain things. Like, okay, if you got salsa in the fridge, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

And it said, is it. It expires 317, and on 318, you pop it to open the salsa. You like, damn, this shit's still good. As soon as they say milk go bad, the look like cottage cheese.

[Mike]

What they say is bad about milk? It says that the whole milk has higher saturated fat content, which can raise your bad cholesterol. Yeah, Cholesterol, man. Cholesterol is one of those. I like, I get. I hear all the time. But if I'll be lying if I say I fully understand what cholesterol.

[Gene]

The one you got to eat. Cheerios.

[Mike]

You know, you hear certain words like, I know I don't have high cholesterol. Right. But. But I'm like, how would I feel if I had high cholesterol? Like, what's like, the symptoms?

[Gene]

And I had so many box of Cheerios that should have had me so brainwashed. What you got for dinner, bro? My cholesterol up. Cheerios is funny because Cheerios literally got to sell the same thing for, like, 20 years.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yes.

[Gene]

Like, they came out with the Honey Nut Cheerios to shut the little kids up.

[Mike]

Frosted Cheerios.

[Gene]

I don't remember no Frosted.

[Mike]

They have frosted Cheerios, did they? I think so.

[Gene]

The Bootleg Boys.

[Mike]

They did have Frog. Yeah. Come on, man.

[Gene]

He had Tony the Panther on his.

[Mike]

Fist. Like this Black Panther.

[Gene]

Tony the Panther.

[Mike]

No, that'd be crazy. They had for February, for Black History Month. Tony's a tiger. Turns into a Panther.

[Gene]

No, that's crazy. I just always wonder. So I think, like, a lot of stuff that people do in the marketing world, when they try to take risk, some of the stuff can be deemed as racist. And you see an ad that probably either never makes it to the forefront or ad that, like, when it comes out, it's just like, oh, that's racist. But what happens if you have a black CEO.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

I mean, and they put out something.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Yeah. I always wonder how some of these commercials even get out. Like when somebody saw the Kendall Jenner one when she gave, like, the. Everybody was rioting, and then they handed he. She handed somebody a Pepsi, and it, like, everybody, like, calmed down and like that, and everybody was like, togetherness. So it Was basically like Kendra Jenner giving somebody Pepsi. And I think this was during the height of like all the riots and stuff going on too.

[Gene]

I would have been offended too.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

But I'm just somebody like Kendall Jenner will stop me from throwing this brick through this window. Yeah. I'm offended.

[Mike]

But it's one of those things too, where it's like, do you think people in those positions where they like, see something that at work. Because I think sometimes I'm that type of person where if you see something bad about to happen, sometimes you're like, that's none of my business.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I'm saying? So it's like I work. I work in the marketing department, but if I stop you from doing this, it's not going to make me make more money, get me a promotion or anything. So let it fly. Like, whatever. I'm gonna get paid the same regardless, you know what I'm saying?

[Gene]

There's a lot of that. There's a lot of that. I saw some. The thing that pissed me off is when somebody going faster than me on the road and I can see is like some grumpy old dude and he just like roll raging and he go past a cop.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

He don't get pulled over. Boy, that make me so mad.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

I'm like, you don't pull this pickup truck over because that was me with these tanner windows. Yeah, I'd be. Just because it wasn't me. I asked my guy, let him sl just going 92 in a 50, bro.

[Mike]

Nah. People I hate sometimes, like the Karen does come out, come out. Sometimes when I see people going, oh, I hate. I don't mind speeding on the highway. Right. I hate when people speed in, like residential areas.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It just seems so unnecessary.

[Gene]

You're not going nowhere.

[Mike]

Yeah. It's like you're already in. Like you're either leaving to get on the highway or you. You arrived here. Like, you don't need to be going 60 and a 20 in your Nissan. You're tinted out Nissan.

[Gene]

No, no, no. Sometimes I correct the traffic myself. I feel like it's an erratic driver. I feel like it's my responsibility to slow him down.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Now come with me.

[Mike]

You gotta break.

[Gene]

Check with me to lane. Don't come with me to the left lane. Let me show you how we gonna let everybody pass us. Let me teach you a little lesson.

[Mike]

Sometimes people's. Sometimes people's pass bys, like, seem aggressive. Sometimes, like the way they overtake you, it's like, bro, I'm going 10 miles over.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And you just, like, overtake me. Going like, 20 over to get past me.

[Gene]

Yeah, there's a. I think. Yeah, I think there's a good way to overtake somebody is like, to show them your. They. Oh, you showed me your speed. I still didn't get over. You have to go around. And you didn't cut directly in front of me to, like, make me slow down a little bit. Yeah, I ran into any of those. Those squeezers. I don't know if that's what they call them. Dudes would be cutting up in traffic, like, squeezing through the smallest. I seen that. Yeah. That's a whole YouTube channel.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Squeeze your life went in around with me, man. What.

[Mike]

What was. What was squeeze your life?

[Gene]

Huh?

[Mike]

What was squeeze your life?

[Gene]

I said a squeezer's life within.

[Mike]

What's the squeezers? I don't know.

[Gene]

That's what they call. It's just like, he's squeezing through traffic. That was the real name of it. I just made it up. It's a new slang.

[Mike]

Squeezers.

[Gene]

No, I don't know what they're called, though. Let me see my swerve in the corner.

[Mike]

Squeeze.

[Gene]

Squeezers or tweakers.

[Mike]

Jello might have another one.

[Gene]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely.

[Mike]

He performed at Rolling Loud. He seemed a lot more confident in his, like, his rap. Yeah. Because at the NBA all star Game, he. It was like. He just felt. It looked uncomfortable. He looked like an athlete rapping. He didn't have, like, the rapper hands.

[Gene]

Yeah, he had no. I think with him also, he's in, like, a weird spot that a lot of people are. Because this is what makes Dababy so good, is that he can kind of wrap that hardcore stuff and kind of have theatrics behind it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Because, you know, Kendrick is more like a soulful artist, so he can have different things that match his song. But when you rap super hardcore, it's like, what do you put in the background besides women dancing?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

And then, like, after the women dance, like, what are you doing? Are you going to do some choreography? Are you going to move around and stuff like that? So it was a very. Like, when's the last time somebody, like, unperformative had, like, a hot song where they were performing it everywhere?

[Mike]

I think this is, like, also, like, his first time being able to perform the song, like, in front of a crowd that actually, like, was hype with him because I do get it. The NBA all star Game, they're not there to see Jello performer So it was kind of like an awkward situation and stuff like that. But I think it's like, now he had that crowd. I mean, the dude was just on stage. He was getting turned and like that. So it was interesting.

[Gene]

No, that was lit. I always find it weird, like, the. Some of the rap entourage that you got people. The Hype Man. But sometimes the Hype man be like. Especially on that. That stage. That stage is so big. Sometimes the Hype man be all the way on the right, pumping up the crowd.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

And then, like, if you look at it through a different lens, it's like y' all letting these regular dudes perform their boy song the other side of the stage. Like, man, get y' all ass.

[Mike]

Nah, being a rapper is so tough, bro. Especially, like, being, like, a newer rapper, especially going on tour and you're opening up for an artist, it's like, people aren't there to see you, and they want you to be done as quick as possible so they can see who you. So it's like, your job to entertain people who don't want to be entertained by. So it's already 10 times harder. So you have to have, like, hits on hits on hits.

[Gene]

I mean, we went through the same thing with the little Uzi stuff.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

The people on stage did not want to see us.

[Mike]

Yeah. They booed us when we started talking about voting.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That's what the event was for.

[Gene]

That's for the event. Hey, man, they literally should have locked everybody that was in. In there and just, like, exterminate everybody. Because, like, that right there is, like. Because nobody voted there. I could tell you. That's one thing I can tell you. We did a Rock to Vote campaign, and everybody did rocks instead of vot.

[Mike]

They got mad at us, too, because we. We let some artists on stage because we're trying to, like.

[Gene]

Oh, yeah, we let Big Frank perform.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because the. The little Uzi, obviously, who's taking a bit to get to the event. And people were like, all right, how many times are these dudes gonna come up to the Hype the crowd, up the hype the crowd and this. That's what I'm saying. It's hard to be an opening dj, too, because it's like, what songs are you actually playing? I'm just getting turned to Chief Keefe at a different type of concert.

[Gene]

Not playing Fiend in that crowd.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Was a cheat hole. I mean, it's probably easier for a DJ than, like. I think it's way easier. Yeah, we. We definitely had the hardest job There.

[Mike]

Yeah, for sure.

[Gene]

Wave had a hard job, too.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah. Being open the act.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Uzi.

[Gene]

Yeah, that. That's definitely a tough job. Oh, March Madness. We talk about March Madness. I feel like every year March Madness come up with, like, a new human mascot. And it's like this. The ball boy, towel boy manager, Amir Khan. Amir Khan, Yeah. Like, he been doing all this rapping stuff. Like, you know, it's tough, I guess. I'm not hating. I just. That just.

[Mike]

No, I think it is.

[Gene]

It sounds like 100k nil, dude. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's cool. But then it almost seems sometimes with those type of situations where we're. We're laughing at him rather than with him because almost like it seems. Make a wishy kind of thing.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

In a sense, there's like.

[Gene]

Like, we just. America loves changing people's lives overnight. Yeah, you. That's why America is the land of opportunity. Because somebody like him just like.

[Mike]

Because the. The thing that is, the thing that makes him popular is just because his dynamic, he looks like a. A quote unquote nerdy kid that doesn't, like, has never touched a basketball in his life.

[Gene]

Right.

[Mike]

But he kind of has a charisma, the same charisma as the people around him. Him, which is, you know, black basketball players, right. So he, you know, they put him in the chains. You have them doing the little. The Shador stuff like that.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That dynamic of it not being such an ordinary thing makes it interesting. It makes it funny in a sense.

[Gene]

I mean, that's like. That's literally America you got.

[Mike]

Sister Gene was one.

[Gene]

You got a miracle. I don't know what. What he is, which I don't know what he is, but whatever he is, whatever race he is. Yeah, you got that.

[Mike]

Khan is very common Indian name.

[Gene]

America, you got.

[Mike]

Sister Gene was one.

[Gene]

You got a mere Khan. I don't know what. What he is, which I don't know what he is, but whatever he is, whatever race he is. Yeah, you got that.

[Mike]

Khan is very common Indian name.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

I don't want to. Yeah, sounds Mongolian to me, maybe.

[Mike]

I know a lot of Indian cons we already diving. But it's funny that his name is Amir Khan. There's a famous American, the boxer.

[Gene]

Yeah. But. Yeah, so you got somebody like him. And then, right, like you say, he's portraying the hip hop culture and just America just like, yeah, we're about to. About to give you a bunch of money. Yeah, there you go, little bro. But you got that.

[Mike]

Never hear about him again.

[Gene]

So he is hired by Will Wade at McNeese. And Will Wade just took the job at NC State, which is another.

[Mike]

I don't know who.

[Gene]

Will Wade is the coach for McNie's. So what I was saying is just like, it's also funny because me and you went through this. Well, I went through this for sure. You went through this for sure. Where the coach actually told them that he took another job before the NCAA tournament started. Like he was letting his team know.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

And then like, they was able to play through it. And like nobody, everybody was bragging online, like, oh, the players don't even look like that was affecting them. They was playing hard. And people don't understand. It's just like, like, duh. That's the best way to do it is to tell your team, tell the people around you that you're about to take a different job, even if you got more tasks of a field. Because my head football coach left right after his last game. He was your coach too.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Gene]

And he left right after his last game. And if he would have told us he was leaving, I believe we would have won like a champion. But it was just a fact. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Or I think the part that was annoying about that one because he left to the team. Team that we lost to that last game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

That's why he didn't say.

[Mike]

Yeah, he definitely thought. He definitely. It felt. It felt very snaky at the end. I was happy that he's gone, though. You already know me.

[Gene]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

I wasn't the. The person that actually liked him.

[Gene]

No. I wish he would have told me so I would have took that year off so I could go with the new coaches.

[Mike]

There's a thing. So you know how Uber kind of lets you pick your pre. Where you want people to talk or not to talk? Like conversation, right?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I feel like every time I pick, like no conversation, they still talk to me. And I feel like Uber drivers don't really respect that. It's like, nah, we're. I'm gonna make the rules in this car. It's my car. I can make the rules.

[Gene]

Yeah, but I get that, though.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

If it's my car, like, I should be able to talk to you. And if that passes the time by, like, if I'm silent in this car, this 19 minutes about to feel like like a 40 minute drive for you though.

[Mike]

Because sometimes I just have my headphones on them. I'm watching my YouTube video or listening to something. It's your job to drive.

[Gene]

Okay, how about I pull over and beat your ass?

[Mike]

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[Gene]

How about that? You don't want to talk to me.

[Mike]

That'd be crazy.

[Gene]

First thing I would say as soon as they hop in the car, boy. So I had a radio up and I turned it down. I'd just be like, like, yeah, that. No talking dead in here.

[Mike]

You can either get out or tell me how your day was.

[Gene]

How you get that scar on your knee, bro, Tell me the host. No, no, no, no, no, no. From the beginning.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

How was you born?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Do you remember the doctor how you get your day? Who named you?

[Mike]

Nah, People.

[Gene]

Origin of you People.

[Mike]

That people. People be remembering what day they were born on. I don't no people.

[Gene]

Yes. I remember one time there's this lady online, like there was like this story of her brother being pushed off. Basically her family members claimed that she pushed her brother off the ledge when she was three and he was one. I'm just like, bro, we got two babies on the ledge. Let's talk about the people that need to be talking, but the people that try to remember, like, oh, I remember when I was one and a half. What are you talking about? I can't even remember one and a half minutes ago. Like, what are you talking about, brother? You're lying.

[Mike]

I do have like a weird dream that I don't like know the origin of. So it had to be when I was in Nigeria. So I knew I had to be at least four years or younger when this dream happened. But I just had a dream about my eight years, my eight year old selves taking a shower. Like it's just such a random. I. I don't know why I have this like memory just stuck. Like I knew What I was gonna look like when I was eight.

[Gene]

No. Being that musty and having got God gotta send you a sign down, take a shower. I gotta go through his dreams.

[Mike]

But I was in America, though, huh? I. I was in America.

[Gene]

That Gotta do what? You're being busted.

[Mike]

No, I'm just saying I was in Nigeria already having, like, a vision. That was in America. Oh. But I didn't understand the concept, like, even when I was coming to America.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I didn't understand the concept that I was leaving Nigeria to come. I was still too young to really, like, oh, I'm going to a whole nother country to where I'm not from and this and that. Because everything was like. It just seemed normal to me.

[Gene]

No, the dumbest thing I ever did was I had a dream that I got lost in the store and I got in trouble by my mom.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

And we went to the store that day and I was playing with the toy. Like, you know, you stop by the toy section and then you see your mom shopping a little bit. Like, all right, let me run over to the toy section. So I played now, like, got down the aisle and I'm like, oh, damn, I'm lost. I got in trouble that day for getting lost in the store. And I was just sitting back after getting a spanking, you know, and I'm like, damn, bro. Like, this is this what deja vu is that? Just live the same day twice, bro.

[Mike]

Getting lost in this store had to be the worst feeling because you. When you look up and you already know, especially when they tell you you don't get lost, make sure you're following me and stuff like that. And then you look up and you don't see your mom or dad, because now you're like, damn, I gotta use my brain power to go find them and I'm going to look for an ass whooping. You're basically looking. You already know what's gonna happen when you get home. Now it's like, I'm about to get my ass whooped. Not to look for this ass whooping.

[Gene]

No, the. The most up part is like being super aware that you could be kidnapped. So you like, damn, I want to go up to this person, but they looking like, yeah, like, you take. Yeah, I'm not.

[Mike]

The worst part is my brother, my little brother broke the cardner's sin because he was by himself. He was younger. He went to a store associate to. To. To find my parents. Nah, me, I already know.

[Gene]

You guys gotta whoop you just off the picture. You gotta Beat the up.

[Mike]

Now, your parents hearing their name over at intercom. Yeah, miss. Mr. Eobu, we have your son.

[Gene]

Your son describes you as a 6 foot black male with a white T shirt on. Please come to the front. Have everybody stare at you.

[Mike]

And this is the worst part, is that especially if your parents weren't or you weren't done shopping yet. So now you're halfway done shopping and now you got lost, they call your dad on intercom. You come get picked up. Now you guys got to go back into the store. Everybody looking at you like, oh, that's the kid.

[Gene]

Kid.

[Mike]

That's the parent. They can't keep an eye on this, his kid. The inappropriate kid. The unresponsible parent.

[Gene]

Yeah, look at him. Bad as hell.

[Mike]

The worst thing is knowing you're gonna get an acid whooping. It's like you can't really.

[Gene]

It makes you delay once. Yeah, let's get it.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Gene]

Don't tell me I'm getting the ass whooping in 12 hours.

[Mike]

Yeah, because it makes you not enjoy your day. Because you could be like going to the zoo as a kid or some shit, or about to go to a basketball game or something like that. That you truly can't enjoy those things because, you know, like, this, this joy is not gonna last forever. Oh, yeah.

[Gene]

I mean, that's a joy. That's like everything.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Have you ever been an adult and had some shit like that happen? Like you having a good time at work? Like, oh, shit, my car got towed this morning. Fuck am I laughing so hard, bro? Like, why am I enjoying myself?

[Mike]

What they describe it like to me was like when you, when you hanging with a girl and you know this is the last time you're ever gonna see her. Now that is true, though. Like, you have these, like, you know, you go on a date or just like an interaction with some, even a group of friends or a girl you're dating.

[Gene]

Look at everybody.

[Mike]

Disengaged. I hear what you're saying.

[Gene]

I get what you said, bro. Everybody like, yeah, go ahead. I've been there before, though. I've been there before.

[Mike]

Yeah, there was those moments, though.

[Gene]

No, I feel like there's always, like, I've been on dates before.

[Mike]

Like, you know, this is not going to pan out.

[Gene]

I'm talking about before. Before they ask if we want water or not. I know. I don't know if I want water, but I know I don't want her.

[Mike]

And it'd be like the little. It be the pettiest thing that might like just throw you off a little bit. Like, they say still. They like to say still are sparkling. Just say sparkling waters, like, all right, bro.

[Gene]

Yeah. Or just like, bro, like, why are you wearing that? I don't know if, like, a lot of men didn't grow up around women, I grew up around women. So, like. Like, sometimes, like, the way outfits are put together, like, will really piss me off for, like, no reason. Like, there's no reason for you to have a skirt on with some bread. 11. I just don't believe that you should be doing that. Why are we doing this? Why are you dressed like that? Why do you mat. Why does everything the same color?

[Mike]

There's no mannequin dressers.

[Gene]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, please don't. You got a dunks on and a romper. Like, what are we doing?

[Mike]

Do you think it's like, you shouldn't. Like, the cardinal rule should be, like, you shouldn't put on exactly what the mannequin has on. Do you think that you're not allowed to do that?

[Gene]

I feel like that's unfair because the same people that's dressing in, like, with fashion would tell you to be yourself.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

And, like, go, what makes you feel comfortable? And some people jet, like, that's what makes them feel.

[Mike]

Yeah. The whole mannequin fit.

[Gene]

It's okay. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

That's the reason that's. That's just. That's the reason that it's on the mannequin is because it's a fit, you know? Yeah.

[Mike]

Not the exact same fit. You gotta throw a twist.

[Gene]

Maybe you shouldn't.

[Mike]

But I think you got. You gotta throw a twist to it. You gotta get creative.

[Gene]

That's where the styling comes in. You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Like, I can't. I can't. I can't let the czar employee put together my whole fit. Come on. I think I got a suit on.

[Gene]

It's crazy because I never knew that they would. Like, when you go to those places, if you ask them to help put an outfit together, they'll try to do it.

[Mike]

Oh, really?

[Gene]

Yeah, Like, h m and stuff. When they. I never knew that until I, like, I heard someone, like, a couple years ago, like, ask for that.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

I was like, h m. Yeah. And I was browsing around and just like, yeah, I'm just looking for something for a wedding. What do you think about that? And the person literally shocked. And I was like, oh. So when they come over and ask, like, do you need help?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

They actually being serious.

[Mike]

I've seen you. I've Seen you had a store and you needed a fit because it was like, you know, some designer, too. So you're asking a store associate to put together a fit for you and Oscar. I kept walking by, you know, you kind of walk by, keep looking around, looking at the fizz. I was like, damn, I hope Pat doesn't say yes to any of these fits.

[Gene]

It's like. It's like the first time, I was.

[Mike]

Like, you didn't even ask her for the fit to get put together.

[Gene]

I didn't ask.

[Mike]

You're just unsure what to even get.

[Gene]

I said, I want something like this. And then he went and started putting these fists together. And I said, God damn, this brother's on the road, bro. Like, I've never seen anybody put together five bad outfits in a row with unlimited resources. It was actually very impressive. I was like, damn, keep going.

[Mike]

I was just. I was like, pat, please don't say yes. Please don't say.

[Gene]

I was just like, you know, you got to kind of be.

[Mike]

Because I didn't want to see them. I didn't want to seem like the hater when you kind of, like, asked me because you're like, hey, what you think about this, bro? I'd be like, I'm too truthful in those situations.

[Gene]

Yeah, yeah. No. I don't know why I get offended when somebody tries to sell me, like, an unfinished legacy piece. I don't think I saw this.

[Mike]

No, that is about.

[Gene]

Oh, I got a shirt with some butterflies on it. Get your ass.

[Mike]

I've gotten. There's been associated, like, this week. We shop at Hype Boy sometime. They carry unfinished legacy. One of the associates didn't know I was part of the brand, and he was like. Like, hey, I got this shirt, and for you and stuff like that. Show me the outfit. I kind of went along with it, though, because I was like, whatever. Let me see how they let me market research at that point.

[Gene]

Back in the face. You tell these boys, meet me in the parking lot. This ass.

[Mike]

It wasn't because I want. It could be. It could be like, I don't really with this brand like that, but we carry it and all right. We never gonna put this in the store again.

[Gene]

Oh, yeah. Trying to see what that really is.

[Mike]

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[Pat]

Thanks for having me.

[Mike]

All right, I got a question for you. What's something that the other gender has or gets to do that makes you low key? Jealous?

[Pat]

Low key? Man, it's these studs. I just hate how studs can equip a new loadout depending on the occasion. And I'm stoked with what I got that. It's just like. I don't know, it just gets to me, man.

[Mike]

All right, all right, all right.

[Gene]

What's.

[Mike]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Gene]

Okay. Defy loadout.

[Pat]

I'm just, I'm just saying, bro, like, every, every stud has quick draw. They bring a briefcase and they got, they got four, they got six, they got curved, they got upward curve. It's just like I don't have, bro, you know, you can attach the silence, a silencer to it and that goes from six to eight. I can't do that. It's just, it's almost. It's just insane to me, man.

[Gene]

How do you have so much strap knowledge?

[Pat]

Yo, it's a competition, bro. Like, it's just. I can't, I can't compete, man. It's just, it's frustrating.

[Mike]

But don't you think that it shouldn't even matter because the women that are attracted to studs aren't attracted to you?

[Pat]

I never think about it like that.

[Mike]

Okay?

[Gene]

They really just. I mean, no way. He changed.

[Mike]

No way.

[Gene]

You caught in the podcast and learned some.

[Pat]

No. Okay, all right, but listen, but listen, right? So if hypothetically, I'm chasing a girl and the studs chasing the same girl, and this girl's by, right? And the stud's like, okay, I'm dealing with a, a close range menace, right? Because let's say I don't have the, the, the loadout for a long range battle. And she's like, okay, watch this. And she goes into her loadout, goes from, from, from 6 to 10. What am I supposed to do? Like, I lose the girl. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I just can't compete with studs, bro.

[Gene]

How's it, how's the stud in the, the scouting report on your dick, though?

[Pat]

Game is game.

[Mike]

How's. I hate that being an answer to a lot of questions. Game is game. Like, it works, though.

[Gene]

But no, bro, you gotta, you gotta stop doing that because she. Probably not. I don't know if you would ever be competing with. Have you ever Done this before? Are you just making up scenarios?

[Pat]

Name is game.

[Mike]

All right, man. You have a good one, bro.

[Pat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, yo, can I. So I'm kind of broke, but I want to subscribe to the Patreon. Y' all bring some. Some of those cheap plans back.

[Gene]

We get. We give you a month for free, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah, I give you a month for free.

[Gene]

You're the first person.

[Pat]

I appreciate you.

[Gene]

Only this is like a marketing thing for Patreon. Go get your Patreon. We gave away our one month free person. This is the winner right here. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Pat]

Is this one going to be on the Patreon? Because I'm tired of being inferior, man. It's just like being an audio listener and hearing you rip on audio listeners, man, just breaks my heart because I know I'm not broke like that, but I just don't got it right now.

[Mike]

Yeah, we got you.

[Gene]

You ain't got to tell us you broke, bro.

[Mike]

We got you. We just said we're about to send you a.

[Gene]

We can just tell by how your brain set up. You ain't had that much money in the beginning.

[Pat]

Has to pop the studs.

[Mike]

All right, bro.

[Pat]

What's good?

[Mike]

Yo, yo.

[Pat]

What'S up? How y' all doing?

[Gene]

What up, what up? What up? Straight to the question. I could tell you a little lacking in personality. I got you lacking of personalities. What do you say? Did he repeat me?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

But say what original word? What original word?

[Pat]

I got, man.

[Gene]

I ain't got. I'll be honest.

[Pat]

I ain't got for you guys.

[Mike]

No way.

[Gene]

He repeated me still.

[Mike]

All right.

[Gene]

What'S something.

[Pat]

You asked the question.

[Mike]

It's always that slight delay. Hold on. Don't say, come on, ask the question. He gonna stop. He's gonna talk and interrupt you.

[Gene]

I don't.

[Pat]

I don't know what y' all doing. Right?

[Gene]

That dude so awkward, bro. All right, what's. What's something that deserves more hate?

[Pat]

Something I think deserves more hate when.

[Gene]

People be posting their, like, fits and.

[Pat]

On the stories for no goddamn reason. Like, if it's a big day, you know, like. Like this is like, oh, like it's your wedding day or, you know, like.

[Gene]

Like, big day something for you then.

[Pat]

Okay, fine. But people love to just post their fish. And it's always a mid ass fit, too.

[Gene]

Yeah. How tall are you?

[Pat]

5 10?

[Gene]

Oh, oh, okay. Okay. Wait.

[Pat]

What the I gotta do with.

[Gene]

Sound like you got helium in your throat. Hey, can you say something for me real quick?

[Pat]

Can I yes. What do you want me to say, bro? What you. What you want me to say? I'll say anything for you.

[Gene]

Whoa. Say, and what's up, Doc?

[Pat]

And what's up, doc? Bugs, buddy, I'm walking around my school cafeteria right now. You guys got me sounding like an idiot.

[Gene]

You black people.

[Mike]

Look.

[Pat]

No, I'm not black.

[Gene]

I'm Latino. Latinos. Where are you from? What state you from? My dad was still military, so I'm from all over.

[Pat]

I say Utah, though. That's where I live.

[Gene]

Like, a lot starting to make sense.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You're trying. You start. You starting to see. You're like, where the hell this dude from?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Nobody.

[Pat]

Nobody wants my ass.

[Mike]

I know.

[Gene]

The question is. Here it is.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Gene]

Do you wear glasses?

[Pat]

No, I don't.

[Gene]

Who you vote for?

[Mike]

All right, brother. Have a good one, bro.

[Pat]

Hi.

[Mike]

On the Crash Enemies podcast.

[Pat]

Sounds good to be back.

[Mike]

Oh, you're back. Oh, first of all. Go ahead, Pat. I don't yell.

[Gene]

You. First of all. First of all. Appreciate that. We'll get to you after this.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Happy, happy International woman's mom.

[Pat]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you very much. It feels really nice to hear that from men.

[Gene]

Nice, nice.

[Mike]

Anyway, I got a question for you. What's. What's something that deserves more hate?

[Gene]

How do I sound when I said it? That was my voice too deep. Oh.

[Pat]

What?

[Gene]

Nothing.

[Pat]

Men saying that they don't want a relationship and then ghosting you and doing just that, getting in a relationship. What sense does that make? But maybe it hurts even worse when that looks kind of like you.

[Gene]

No, don't. Don't tell her. Don't tell her. I feel like, Like. Do you want us to, like. Okay, what type of. What type of problem is this? Do you want us to, like, gas you up, like, yeah, yeah, girl, them, them. Or do you want us to give you, like, hardcore truth? Because if you come on here, it's like, if you want to get gassed up, like, yeah, them, girl. Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat]

This has only happened twice. That's, like, not. I'm just every single person.

[Gene]

Do you want to tell you the truth?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Gene]

The hard truth. Okay. I mean, I think he made a decision. I feel like you saw the decision that he made. You know what I mean? You saw it.

[Pat]

True, but true. But at the same time, I kind of didn't want a relationship with him. Like, everybody knew him, if you know what I mean? Like, it would have been kind of embarrassing to be with him. And plus, he's a serial cheater. So I kind of dodged a bullet there.

[Gene]

Are you.

[Pat]

But I only wanted that relationship because the dick was good.

[Gene]

Are you convincing us? Are you talking to yourself? I think you having. You called us to have a conversation with yourself. Are you giving yourself advice right now?

[Pat]

I just like to hear myself talk.

[Gene]

Yeah, I could tell. Oh, boy. Sound like he dodgeability too. First of all. First of all, Happy International Women's Month, though. Don't forget.

[Pat]

Thank you. See? And my present from y' all should be me getting to listen to myself.

[Mike]

Okay. You got it. You made it.

[Gene]

Just him. He should have told you. Slut.

[Pat]

Thank you.

[Gene]

Him. Let's all.

[Mike]

You dodged a bullet.

[Gene]

Let's. Let's all, like. Let's all wish bad on him at the same time. One, two, three. Whoa.

[Mike]

You black.

[Pat]

Him. What's that one sexy red song where she's like, don't trust the nigga for, you know.

[Gene]

You got 15 seconds left.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Pat]

No, I'm not singing.

[Gene]

First of all. First of all.

[Mike]

Okay. All right. You have a good one.

[Pat]

All right. Buy handsome.

[Mike]

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[Gene]

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[Mike]

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[Mike]

She was talking to Gene.

[Gene]

She sensed the aura. Like aura farming.

[Mike]

Yo, what's the word?

[Pat]

Who is it, Michael?

[Mike]

Pat. Oh, it's Pat.

[Pat]

What's the word?

[Mike]

My boy? Hating on, you know.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's all you can do, bro.

[Gene]

Yeah, what's up, bro? Shout out to all your listeners out there. You sit outside of who audio listeners. It's Mike. What's up, bro?

[Pat]

What's up, Mike? I was gonna talk, bro, but I'm.

[Gene]

I'm 50.

[Pat]

50, bro.

[Gene]

I just watch out on YouTube today, so I. I can't really be in the same little lane, man. I'm from.

[Mike]

What you do for a living? What you do for a living? I work at this starter company right.

[Pat]

Now, bro, but I'm in school.

[Mike]

Sounds broke to me. Don't say that now.

[Gene]

Don't say that. That's immature. Did you know that I recovered from my Achilles injury already? Because I'm not jury.

[Mike]

Oh, man. Yo.

[Gene]

Yo, we definitely lost a fan. This is how to listen to calls.

[Mike]

Yo, wait, what was this question?

[Gene]

Now you gotta call him back.

[Pat]

Yo, what's up?

[Mike]

What up, what up? What up?

[Pat]

How's it going?

[Mike]

Pretty good, Pretty good, man. How you doing?

[Pat]

Good, good.

[Mike]

All right, man, I got a question for you. What's something that deserves more hate?

[Pat]

Nonchalant flexors. Like, damn, I got a lot. That should be mad annoying.

[Mike]

What's an example of a nonchalant flexer?

[Pat]

I have an example. Like, I have a friend. So, like, in between my friend group, we used to, like, tease each other about the shit we would wear. So, like, when he got into high school, he started buying, like, very flashy. So, like, let's say he got his shoes dirty. They made like 300 shoes. He'd be like. He'd be like, ah, I stay my 300 shoes, my Jordan. My mom's gonna beat my ass. This and that.

[Mike]

That.

[Pat]

He would just like, flex for the of it. Nobody would ask him nothing whatsoever. Literally nothing. And he would just be like, oh, yeah, this cost me this much. Like, ain't nobody give a.

[Gene]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, usually. So sometimes, like, when I zone out and I'm not paying attention, I pray to God the caller not good. Was it good? Was it good? Did I miss something?

[Mike]

No, I'm serious.

[Gene]

Did I miss something? I'm asking both of y' all that.

[Mike]

You've been on the POD before, right?

[Pat]

No, no, this is my first time.

[Mike]

Really? Your voice sounds familiar. Your. Your voice sounds familiar.

[Gene]

It sound like that dude that got his hat to. Yeah, that ain't me.

[Pat]

No, this is my first time.

[Gene]

Nah, that was you that got your hat took, bro.

[Pat]

That wasn't me. I'm a YouTube listener.

[Gene]

No, no, he was a YouTube listener too. He was a little just like you. How tall is you?

[Pat]

Me? I'm five seven.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

You five, seven, 160, ain't you?

[Pat]

Nah, I ain't one. Actually, I am 160, but it ain't me, I swear.

[Gene]

Get your hat back. You get your hat back, man.

[Pat]

Pay you. Man.

[Mike]

Why you let them take your hat, though?

[Pat]

No, that wasn't me. I mean, that ass, bro. I'm. My daughter.

[Gene]

That wasn't me.

[Mike]

You think you got a daughter?

[Gene]

How old are you?

[Pat]

Yeah, me, I'm 21.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Gene]

Five six, one. Six, 21.

[Mike]

When you have a kid?

[Pat]

When I was 18. She was born two days after my graduation.

[Mike]

You. You are you Hispanic?

[Pat]

Yeah, I am Hispanic.

[Mike]

Yeah. Y' all be having. Y' all be having kids early. Hispanics. Hispanics be getting in. 18 is not wrong.

[Pat]

No, he ain't wrong.

[Mike]

No, y' all be getting it in.

[Gene]

That's your regular. How many more kids? How many more kids you gonna have?

[Pat]

Four. Two more, but nine till I'm settled.

[Gene]

I thought he said nine. Oh, so you're not okay?

[Pat]

No, that's too much, Max. Five. That's pushing it now.

[Gene]

I feel you, bro. Get your together before you pop out another one, though. Do the world some justice.

[Pat]

I will, bro.

[Mike]

You have a good one, man.

[Pat]

You too.

[Gene]

So last week, my cousin got a new Mercedes Benz, and I was like, damn, bro, that's dope. What's the car payment on it? He said a little light. 1300. 1300. Hope you sleeping in that motherfucker.

[Mike]

Yeah, 1300 is crazy. But if you don't want to pay 30 APR, you got to hit up our boy Miguel who does credit repair. Miguel? Absolutely, man. Hit me up for any guys.

[Pat]

Credit repair services, bankruptcies, collections, evictions, even child support.

[Mike]

Everything that you need off your credit.

[Pat]

Report that's negatively affecting you. I could definitely get that removed for you.

[Mike]

Child support.

[Gene]

Child support is crazy. No, you gotta have your kid. If he remove you of child support, you gotta bring your. Your kid to Miguel and Sean like, yo, I take care of my kid. You're not removing no deadbeat child support. Keep your on there.

[Mike]

I Actually use Miguel, and he actually helped my score goal. I'm not gonna tell you what my score was before. My score went up like, 100, like, 50 points. So you pretty much tell.

[Gene]

Yeah, that like 900 now my 950, you know.

[Pat]

Definitely follow me on IG.

[Mike]

At Miguel Rore credit on IG. You have all the info on all the information that you need to definitely get your credit repair. Hey, how y' all pretty good yourself?

[Pat]

I'm good.

[Mike]

Hold on. Pat. Pat has something to say to you. Go ahead. He just. Whoa, do the thing.

[Gene]

No, you go ahead, bro.

[Mike]

No, do the thing.

[Gene]

I don't even know her. I don't even know if I should be wishing her yet. She got a.

[Mike]

That's n. I just.

[Gene]

Fine. First of all. First, all. First of all, Happy International Woman's Month.

[Pat]

Oh. Didn't even know it was that month. Thank you.

[Gene]

I told you.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I got a question for you.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

What's something that deserves more Hate them little dick.

[Pat]

All right, y' all gotta start sending pictures of that first. Y' all be advertising. They be the tall. Y' all gotta start sending pictures first. You better start putting the petition out for y' all.

[Mike]

Is this a something that happens a lot for you?

[Pat]

Oh, no, no, no. I've been in a relationship for, like, how am I six years?

[Gene]

What's this gotta do with you?

[Mike]

So you're in a current relationship right now?

[Pat]

Yeah, I'm talking about back. Back in the day, but I still just. Y' all them up things. Don't say y' all just saying men in general, whoever got a small dick, y' all gotta start sending that first because that be up when we meet, y' all.

[Gene]

Is this something. Is this something that your friends doing, like friends saying to you? No, this happened with me personally, but that's six years.

[Mike]

This is a go.

[Pat]

It don't matter. I'm still upset.

[Gene]

How old are you?

[Pat]

26. Nah, nah.

[Gene]

Not just saying, like, what's. What's going on.

[Pat]

Sad. Who have small dicks.

[Mike]

You say something that has nothing to do with you. Right?

[Gene]

Yeah, you like, if you happy in your relationship. Unless you're trying to send us. Are you trying to send a subliminal to your. To your current boyfriend?

[Pat]

Hell, no. I want to be with that. His dick was small crazy. And I got two kids out here, man. Me.

[Gene]

Okay, okay. Let me. Okay, let me just say it to you straight up.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Gene]

You got a man, but you talking to us about other man's dick.

[Pat]

I'm just saying that should be a thing that we should start hating.

[Gene]

She said what? She said y' all bad.

[Pat]

With the small ones. No, that's why I hate them now. Them. Them.

[Gene]

F you. She not coming off that topic. I with her.

[Mike]

She said this.

[Gene]

This gotta be said.

[Mike]

Yo, yo.

[Pat]

Going on.

[Gene]

Welcome to Crash Podcast. What's good, bro?

[Pat]

What's going on, bro? I'm chilling. How about y' all? Y' all doing good?

[Gene]

Yeah, Good, man.

[Mike]

Pretty good. Pretty good, bro. I got. I got a question for you. Yeah, all right. What's something. All right. What's something that women do? That lowkey makes you jealous.

[Pat]

I hate how they're, like, kind of there for each other a lot. Hold on, give me a second. I'm getting some coffee. Yeah, all right. I got apple pay for you. Yeah.

[Mike]

I swear, these don't respect us, bro. No, they definitely think we have.

[Gene]

Yeah. I mean, I feel like I gotta smoke again, bro.

[Pat]

No, man, for sure. Like, women just be there for each other. And it's not that I'm hating, but I kind of am, though. Like, with guys, like, they're kind of looked down upon to, like, getting your feelings with your boy. And, you know, it's just like, we're not really good at being there for each other either. It'll be like, yo, bro, like, my granny died. And he'd be like, oh, shoot, my bad, bro. But are you making a slasher or a two way on two pedo? Or, like, I'll be having some, like, you know, I'm like, hey, man, I'm going through school right now. I have some imposter syndrome. He'd be like, hey, you're him. And then start sending me reels and I'm like. And then, like, I'm guilty.

[Gene]

I'm not gonna lie. One time Mike was down in the dumps, I was like, damn, maybe six more reels a day. A hell, double the reels.

[Pat]

In the middle.

[Gene]

Yeah. Yeah, man.

[Mike]

So what do you got to say to your guy friends then? Because obviously you. You feel like you're lacking that in your life, so what do you got to say to your guy friends that you feel like you want to be.

[Pat]

More emotional with, you know, like, all my guy friends out there. It's all the men out there, you know, it's. You know, be there for your boy, but don't be getting, like, too physical, you know, I don't need you hugging up on me, bro. I'm straight.

[Mike]

Oh, there we go. Now you're the problem. This is why.

[Gene]

Now you can't be the gatekeeper, bro.

[Pat]

I mean, I mean, be honest, like, if Mike started crying right in front of you, you gonna hung up on him or what?

[Gene]

Hug up on him is so crazy. That's like a weird thing. But up on him is like, almost like the person doesn't want to be hugged or hug up on them.

[Pat]

Exactly. So you're also the problem, but you're choosing uncomfortable hugging yourself.

[Gene]

No, no, no, but that's you're scenario with me. You say you're saying you don't want to be hugged on. You're saying that you say you don't want to hug, so you wouldn't even hug someone, one of your friends, if you were crying over something.

[Pat]

But, like, what if I just want them to hug me so tight that I have no choice? You know what I mean? Hello? Hey, where key at?

[Gene]

Not you trolling, bro.

[Mike]

What? Why is that everybody's default thing when they say something crazy? They say, where keys at?

[Gene]

Like, what?

[Mike]

All right, bro, you have a good one.

[Pat]

He's the most rational. All right. Hey, I love the party, y' all. I love everything you're doing. You guys get me through a really rough shifts at work, but you guys are the ship.

[Gene]

Where you work at? Where you work at? Where you work at?

[Pat]

PetSmart.

[Gene]

Oh, pet smart. Oh, yeah. Look, I know you.

[Pat]

Yeah. Hey, nah, real, real quick.

[Gene]

I know you guys. I know you got a stench to you that is just like. It's hard to get off. I know, boy. Smell like hamster bed.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one.

[Gene]

I just dropped my.

[Mike]

All right, bro. Peace. Thank you.

[Gene]

Yo, what's the deal? Good, bro. How you doing?

[Pat]

How y' all doing?

[Gene]

Good.

[Mike]

Pretty good.

[Pat]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

All right. I got a question.

[Gene]

You good?

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

All right, now you nervous, bro.

[Mike]

What's something that women get to do? I got a question for you. What's something that women do that low key makes you jealous?

[Pat]

Dick.

[Gene]

Huh?

[Pat]

Dick. Penis. No.

[Mike]

That makes you jealous. Why are you jealous of it?

[Pat]

Like, the. The sensation, like, we'll never get it. I'll never feel the feeling that they feel, you know? No.

[Gene]

Okay, Come on. Key not there.

[Mike]

Why is that people's default?

[Gene]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So. All right, so do you like women or men?

[Pat]

No, I. I have a girlfriend.

[Gene]

You didn't answer my question, brother.

[Pat]

I like women.

[Gene]

Do you like men?

[Pat]

No.

[Gene]

Then why is that your answer?

[Pat]

Because, like, it's a different feeling than we. Then we, you know?

[Gene]

How do you know it's a different feel?

[Pat]

Because it can't feel the same.

[Mike]

How do you know?

[Gene]

Because.

[Pat]

Because it takes long. What.

[Gene]

What do you. Wait, what do you mean by that?

[Pat]

Like, it takes longer for, like, the build up is probably, like, way better.

[Mike]

The build up? What are you talking about? What build up? Like.

[Pat]

The orgasm part.

[Mike]

You know guys get orgasms, right?

[Pat]

Well, yeah, but it's too quick. Like, the build up, you know? Right, Pat?

[Mike]

Right past crazy.

[Gene]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Pat]

Come on.

[Gene]

Nah, bro, you. You need to tell you, I feel bad for your girlfriend, though. It sounds like you're it. Like, you might be. You might be a little confused, and you might be holding some secrets back from her that you need to tell her.

[Pat]

No, ain't no secret I'm not allowed to keep secret.

[Mike]

Are you. Have you had this conversation with your girlfriend, then?

[Pat]

Yeah. She knows.

[Gene]

What does she know?

[Mike]

And how did you bring it up to her, please?

[Pat]

Well, we. We were talking about it, and I was like, I'm jealous of you because I'll never get to feel my gorilla strokes.

[Mike]

Bro. I hate on my. Oh, my.

[Gene]

All right, bro.

[Mike]

All right, man.

[Pat]

Like, think about the strokes that you give.

[Mike]

Come on, now. Definitely trying to go to him. Nah, he trying to go viral, bro.

[Gene]

No, he might.

[Mike]

At first, it sounded like he was reaching, even though I still think he was reaching still.

[Gene]

He. But he was. He was. He was warming up, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yo, what's up, dummies?

[Gene]

What up?

[Mike]

What up? What up?

[Gene]

What up? I don't like that for. That should rub me the wrong way. Like, I know it's like a play off Crash Dummies, but, like, calling me dummies when you sound stupid as hell.

[Mike]

Oh, my God, bro.

[Pat]

So many people already called you dummies, and you're losing. Like, what's up? Something else.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Pat]

You.

[Gene]

What, you black?

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Minnesota.

[Mike]

I'm from Minnesota.

[Pat]

So.

[Mike]

What'S the song you made to get your ex back?

[Pat]

Okay, I can. I can pull it up, or.

[Mike]

I don't know what song sound better, but.

[Gene]

Bro, just play the.

[Pat]

Okay, my girlfriend's pulling it up right now.

[Mike]

Hold on. This is the.

[Gene]

This is the.

[Mike]

This the one you got back? Back?

[Pat]

No, this is a different girl.

[Gene]

Oh, no.

[Mike]

All right, hold on.

[Pat]

Let me put it on speaker so it sounds.

[Gene]

How long ago was this?

[Pat]

This is like a year ago.

[Gene]

Hey, girl. He's still not healed.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Pat]

Don't try and tell her that. Okay.

[Mike]

I was feeling so lonely.

[Gene]

I come back to my room, Everything.

[Pat]

Is up, but I Couldn't be mad at you.

[Gene]

Can't you see I want to be a better person for you? I know I love you, so I.

[Mike]

Couldn'T be mad at you.

[Gene]

Oh, that's a video. No, I honestly, honestly didn't think you could the beat up that.

[Mike]

Okay, you guys liked it?

[Pat]

All right, good.

[Gene]

No, that was pretty impressive. Like, that was Here.

[Mike]

Real quick, I want you to scroll.

[Gene]

Up, and I'm such a dumb.

[Pat]

I want y' all to go to the end.

[Mike]

There's, like, a little message that I.

[Pat]

Want y' all to just react to.

[Gene]

Okay. Appreciate it, man.

[Pat]

Yeah, we're done. And I'm being 100 serious.

[Mike]

I'm grabbing lady and hazel, and I'm coming over to grab my shit. So if you could call me back, let me know that you're home.

[Pat]

Yeah, I'm. I'm done. She called me, like, 40 times, bro.

[Mike]

I was not picking up. I refused. Can I talk to your current girlfriend real quick?

[Pat]

Oh, gosh. I'm about to say goodbye to my relationship, but okay. Yeah.

[Gene]

Hello?

[Mike]

All right.

[Pat]

Hello.

[Mike]

Hello. How's it going?

[Pat]

It's going well. How are you?

[Mike]

Good, good, good. I got a question for you.

[Gene]

It's not his girlfriend. It's not. It's not his girlfriend. Why you trying to play it off, Mike? You didn't hear that?

[Mike]

No.

[Gene]

Not his girlfriend.

[Mike]

Hello?

[Gene]

There's no girl there.

[Pat]

Hello?

[Gene]

This is not a girl.

[Pat]

Yeah, it is.

[Gene]

First of all, first of all.

[Mike]

Wait, I can hear. All right, y' all both say something at the same time.

[Gene]

Hello?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I can get a girlfriend. It's not that hard.

[Gene]

No, no, no. I say two different things.

[Pat]

What?

[Gene]

Say two different things at the same time.

[Mike]

Wait, us?

[Pat]

At the same time?

[Mike]

We're not like that one. All right, we got. I got a question for you, then. Were you aware of this video before y' all started dating?

[Pat]

Aware of it, kind of.

[Mike]

So you saw this video before y' all, like, decided to, like, like, make it official?

[Pat]

I didn't see the video, but he played it for me.

[Mike]

And it didn't give you any. It didn't make you feel any type of way?

[Pat]

I think, certainly. But I. Or, well, I think.

[Gene]

Oh, yeah. She cheat, too. Like, don't worry about me. I'm doing him just as bad. I am Good. We got you, baby girl. Judging.

[Mike]

First of all, first of all, first.

[Gene]

Of all, first of all, Happy International Women's Month to you.

[Pat]

Thank you.

[Mike]

And run. All right. You have a good one.

[Gene]

Not for. He might have changed, though.

[Mike]

Nah.

[Gene]

Here. Go, bro. To Me. Okay. The best feeling in the world is when your fart or burp actually works.

[Mike]

Like, what do you mean by working?

[Gene]

Like, you ever had, like, a stomach ache and you're just like, man, I don't know what's going on. And then you, like, release and you're like, oh, that was it.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Gene]

You know what I mean? Or you got, like, something in your stomach and you feel real groggy and then. Because when you do those things and it don't work like, oh, my stomach really up. Like, you ever had a headache and took some medicine? Still have a. A headache. This it ain't it. Yeah, bro, I took Ty. I still got a headache. I just want to make sure that you. You in my will, bro. You get everything.

[Mike]

I haven't taken the Tyle all in a while. Or hyprofen. What a title. Tylenol. See, that's how I.

[Gene]

Or a high buprofen.

[Mike]

That's what my. My Nigerian accent kind of comes out when I can't say, like, those type of words, right.

[Gene]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

How do you say it?

[Gene]

Ibuprofen.

[Mike]

High buprofen.

[Gene]

Ibuprofen.

[Mike]

Ibuprofen.

[Gene]

I. Ibuprofen.

[Mike]

Ibuprofen, yeah, Ibuprofen. Yeah, yeah, Ibuprofen.

[Gene]

Yeah. Like you used to say in high school, I be queefing.

[Mike]

Who told you that I have creed? Like, Patrick be saying anything, bro.

[Gene]

The Ashen hall dude. The Ashen hall.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The big buff dude.

[Gene]

That. That brand. That water brand is going pretty viral, right?

[Mike]

It's funny that he's been viral for a while. Like, I've been seeing his videos for a while.

[Gene]

Yeah, I've seen him.

[Mike]

It's funny that it just takes, like, one thing on Twitter to kind of like, that video. I think I saw, it was like 200, like, 50 million views.

[Gene]

Look at true.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah. Drew came back. He posted the. Him. The juice.

[Gene]

He never went nowhere, but he backed back, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, he posted the juice me when he came out of prison. He's like, demon home.

[Gene]

Yeah, that boy back like, he got when. You know you going crazy when you have quoted tweets or like, yeah. Reposts of your stuff going viral.

[Mike]

It's funny that, like, the Ashton hall is the guy that does that soaks his face in the. In the cold water and stuff like that.

[Gene]

Wipe his face with a banana peel.

[Mike]

I think that type of content is like. Like, meant to be that way. Like, it's. It's meant to get. The reaction is getting right now. Like the. Him jumping in the pool and it taking like five minutes the time because he. He post a timestamp. So like him jumping in the pool was like, like 6, 7:40 and by the time he landed it was like 7:46 type of thing. So it's like those type of little, those little things get, get comments on the Internet and have people talking. So it's all strategy. And he's an online fitness coach.

[Gene]

Yeah, those videos are, are way too, too detailed to. For them not to know what the joke is.

[Mike]

Yeah, exactly.

[Gene]

They know what the jokes are gonna be and they push you, bro. He literally shot a fade away jumper. They didn't show the ball leaving it. Yeah, they just showed the ball swishing. He then turned around to a woman because he never shows the woman anything. Then turns around to the hand of a woman that gave him. Him a quarter of a watermelon after shooting a jump shot. Like you know that. And then he's wiping his face with a banana peel.

[Mike]

Like there was one that he had a green. A bottle of water. Right? And then the beginning, it was a green one. And then it drops to the floor and obviously there's an angle of it smashing on the floor at the, at the, on the floor.

[Gene]

Real quick.

[Mike]

What?

[Gene]

Could you do your water bottle like this?

[Mike]

What happened?

[Gene]

Oh my God.

[Mike]

What is it? What is wrong with this?

[Gene]

Do your water bottle thing. You move your left hand out, out like this.

[Mike]

Go. Babe.

[Gene]

You literally went the water bottle.

[Mike]

The water bottle like the water bottle. Because that's how. If I was holding. I would hold it like this. It's a big water bottle. It's like it has a fat bit. No, no, it's because the water bottle has like a bigger base. So. Yeah, and then it has a smaller, like the, the. The. It is smaller at the.

[Gene]

Bro.

[Mike]

I would just pretend I was holding the bottle. I'm not gonna hold it like this with one hand.

[Gene]

So you're not gonna squeeze this.

[Mike]

Come on, man. Like holding a water bottle. That's a barbarians. I'm holding like this. I'm trying. I don't want the bottle to break.

[Gene]

A boy is a pleaser.

[Mike]

No, I'm not trying to have the bottle break, bro.

[Gene]

Oh my God.

[Mike]

I saw, I saw this clip on the Internet Instagram and of how to hate. Hate.

[Gene]

How to hate?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Gene]

Okay.

[Mike]

Three ways to hate on a number one. One upper. Say if a came to you and.

[Gene]

Says, bro, bro, I just did this.

[Mike]

Isn't that.

[Gene]

Even if it's not true, say that you did the Same thing, but it's a little bit better. Say, bro, I just hit 10, 000 views on YouTube.

[Mike]

Even if you don't have a YouTube.

[Gene]

Channel, your next response is Brian 15K. Make sure it's every change, little boy. That's how you pay on a nigga.

[Mike]

Number two, that's good for you.

[Gene]

Let's just say a excited to tell you some news.

[Mike]

For example, he got a new girlfriend, right? He shows you a picture of this.

[Gene]

Girl, your response is, that's good for you, bro.

[Mike]

That's good for you. It's such a top tier hating phrase. He's not saying that it's good. He's saying it's good for A on your level.

[Gene]

That's top tier hating, bro.

[Mike]

That's free game number one.

[Gene]

The best way to hate on A is bringing up statistics.

[Pat]

Let's just say one of your homies.

[Mike]

Or A coming up to you talking about he wants to go to the NBA. Your response is, Bro, you only know 1% of athletes go D1 and 1%.

[Gene]

Of those go to the NBA. Just hate on dreams.

[Mike]

There are some people that, that I feel like I have that behaving like that that I know. Especially the, the one upper one. I hate when people. And this is the part, the one I see people trying to up one one up on people is death in the family.

[Gene]

Yes.

[Mike]

Is one that I see a lot.

[Gene]

It's trauma.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, trauma.

[Gene]

Yeah, trauma. Or trying to like almost make someone's situation die down a little bit by putting like, like, oh, damn, her grandpa died. Talking about the one that's the one she don't see, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

She don't see that grandpa that much. What the.

[Mike]

Real cousin.

[Gene]

It was blood. They wasn't blood. They were just acting like cousins. Okay. I ain't gonna say or like, like.

[Mike]

Say it's like somebody's grandma passes away, right? Somebody would say like how, like when their grandparent fell away, how they dealt with the grief.

[Gene]

Grief, man, your grandma ain't know you.

[Mike]

Or, or you know what I'm saying? Just like everybody grieves differently, right? So it's just like, you know, I just rather just get the condolences, like thinking of you, bro, this and that. Don't tell me how you dealt with because you don't know my relationship with this family member. But then you might not been close to your family members.

[Gene]

And also like, exactly. You don't know like what's gonna happen. I do say, like, there's certain things that shouldn't happen. I ain't gonna speak on a name, but I did see someone lose their child.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Then they were like showing on video, turning up.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Like the next day.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gene]

It's just like some.

[Mike]

That Casey Anthony.

[Gene]

No.

[Mike]

Oh, Casey Anthony. That happened with her. Do you know there's something that's happening with her right now too.

[Gene]

She like came out and spoke about something and then I bought Nancy back out because, you know, but no, I.

[Mike]

Think she's like up running for something. She tried to bring back like an online, online presence and like she put up a couple tick tocks and then everybody was like, nah, you're not coming back. Yeah, Casey Anthony. That's just like, that's like the first case. Do you know the Casey Anthony taste? So it was about a woman. It's about a woman named Casey Anthony. Her daughter passed away and she was seen like partying the next day or the next, the same day that her daughter supposedly passed away. And then basically she was saying she had no idea like what happened to her daughter, how she passed away. She ended up was innocent in the quarter, in the court. It's kind of like an old joke. It's like a OJ Case in a sense where people kind of know she did it, but they couldn't prove that she did it.

[Gene]

Yeah, the court couldn't prove that. Yeah, it don't sound like she did it.

[Mike]

No, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing a disservice to explaining this very big disservice.

[Gene]

But she did that, she did that.

[Mike]

Like some of the evidence, what happened. So Casey Anthony, basically the case became known when her two year old daughter Kaylee passed away and she disappeared in June of 08. But she didn't report her missing until July of 08. And then she tried to say that she was kidnapped by the nanny, so. Yeah, exactly.

[Gene]

They found, they found like evidence of her daughter's blood inside her trunk. I don't think they ever found the baby. Did they ever find.

[Mike]

I think, yeah, they found the body. They found the remains in December of 08 in the woods near the Anthony family home in Orlando, Florida. And so her daughter was missing that long and, and she was just out living life like a normal. It's like, all right, now like, you.

[Gene]

Know what happened, you know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

So it's one of those things you're.

[Gene]

Not gonna make no more online presence. But I see like we people can't officially get rid of Kanye. So I don't know.

[Mike]

I think Kanye holds a Little more weight than Casey Anthony.

[Gene]

Casey Anthony. How many Grammys is it even.

[Mike]

Now? Kanye is just. I feel like the Kanye stuff is just like a whole other, like, I don't know what's, like, his. His deal.

[Gene]

He's dead. Like we say on every pie. Like, there's just something mentally going on, going wrong there. So it just. It just.

[Mike]

It was like, just one of those things you can't even really, like, fully talk about in a. In a. I feel like, in an articulate way to, like, even, like, say what's wrong with him. Like, it's just, like. It's just redundant to kind of. Just the same side cycle.

[Gene]

Yeah. For anybody that's trying to, like, either justify or re. Into deeper to what's going on other than, like, a total mental breakdown.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Just wasting their time.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Gene]

Anyway, anyways, let's wrap this up, brother. I'm done yapping.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tickets are gonna be live to eventually. Somewhere in the bio or something to Pat's comedy show, the LA Last Chance.

[Gene]

Because we really bought the market hard.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Gene]

These next couple days.

[Mike]

So, yeah, by the time you listen to this, hopefully there's still tickets left. Yeah. But hopefully there's still some tickets left. So. Yeah. Let us know what else we got for them. That's it. G, you got anything to shout out? Happy birthday, bro.

[Gene]

Happy birthday, brother. Shout out to. To y' all. That's it.

[Mike]

Oh, my goodness.

[Gene]

Shot, man. Shout out. Marty. With. With the info. With the real info and the fake hair. We with it. Y' all keep liking subscribing more content. Coming soon. We gotta get y' all. We'll get y' all vlog. What month is it? We'll get y' all vlog in April for sure.

[Mike]

On YouTube.

[Gene]

No, no, no, no, no. A vlog for Patreon.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

These were the Patreon people. You should join the Patreon. That's why you should join the Patreon. There's like, two more. There's two extra episodes a month in there. I don't even know if y' all know this. It's two extra episodes a month in there, plus some content that y' all have never seen before. So if y' all.

[Mike]

We got Jim Vlog in there.

[Gene]

Yeah, we got Jim Vlog. So it's a lot of y' all that probably be on, like, you know, Spotify or Apple, and y' all listening to us right now, and y' all don't know that it's like 40 or 50 episodes that y' all haven't even heard before. Listener callers all along there. So go check that out.

[Mike]

All right, y' all. Peace.