My Girl Got Scoliosis - Episode 208

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike Episode: My Girl Got Scoliosis - Episode 208
Release Date: May 28, 2025

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Introduction and Episode Overview

In Episode 208 of the Crash Dummies Podcast, hosts Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu delve into a mix of personal anecdotes, humorous banter, and serious discussions surrounding relationships, dating dilemmas, and personal challenges. The episode, titled "My Girl Got Scoliosis", balances lighthearted conversations with deeper insights into navigating modern relationships and personal growth.

Opening Banter and Setting the Tone (00:00 - 02:18)

The episode begins with Mike and Pat engaging in their characteristic playful banter, setting a relaxed and humorous tone. Pat questions the significance of announcing a long episode, to which Mike responds, highlighting his meticulous note-taking with "209 notes" (00:12). This exchange establishes the duo's chemistry and comedic dynamic.

Notable Quote:

• Pat (00:12): "Because that's already throwing me off because I have 209 notes."

Humor and Personal Habits (02:18 - 03:36)

The conversation shifts to a listener's comment about the podcast being "90% of Mike laughing." Mike reflects on his tendency to giggle, while Pat distinguishes between different types of laughter, emphasizing a more authentic expression of amusement.

Notable Quotes:

• Mike (02:18): "I think you could giggle masculinely."
• Pat (03:13): "I don't think you should refer to it as giggling."

Dating Dynamics and Offensive Humor (03:36 - 06:24)

Mike introduces a segment where they "blind rank the worst date questions," focusing on inappropriate or uncomfortable inquiries that can arise during dates. They discuss questions like "How much do you weigh?" and "How much do you make?" emphasizing the importance of sensitivity and understanding in early relationships.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (04:34): "If you do that to me, that mean you don't care about me?"
• Mike (06:12): "That's a question to ask on a date. That's a bad date."

Body Count and Relationship Trust (06:24 - 10:23)

The hosts delve into the controversial topic of "body count" — the number of past sexual partners one has had. Pat shares his perspective on not wanting to know a woman's body count, viewing it as intrusive and unnecessary, while Mike reflects on personal experiences and societal pressures surrounding this issue.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (09:01): "I never want to know a woman's body count. I think that's weird as."
• Mike (10:08): "There has to come a point where you're not insecure."

Respecting Women and Personal Conduct (10:23 - 13:39)

Pat emphasizes the importance of respecting women and avoiding superficial judgments based on past relationships. They discuss the challenges men face in maintaining friendships with women without crossing boundaries, highlighting the need for mutual respect and understanding.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (11:08): "Listen. It's somebody that'll suck her toes and just suck her toes just to be around her."
• Mike (13:39): "How much do you make? That's an easy question."

Prom and Social Expectations (13:39 - 18:59)

The conversation shifts to high school traditions like prom, discussing how contemporary celebrations have become extravagant and financially burdensome. Pat and Mike critique the escalating costs and societal pressures to create the "perfect" prom experience, contrasting it with simpler past celebrations.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (13:12): "I'm seeing families spend more than they make in a month."
• Mike (14:09): "They're gonna start doing honeymoon packages in like 20, 30. Watch honeymoon."

Personal Stories and Legal Challenges (18:59 - 27:50)

Pat shares personal experiences related to legal issues, including a past incident involving marijuana paraphernalia that could have significantly altered his life's trajectory. The discussion evolves into managing personal struggles, mental health, and the impact of potential legal consequences on one's future.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (16:07): "There's been times like for no reason, I just be driving with a bunch of drugs in college."
• Mike (17:20): "Do you think prison would have changed you?"

Listener Interaction: Relationship Advice (27:50 - 36:07)

A listener named Gene calls in seeking advice about his strained relationship due to his partner's scoliosis. Pat and Mike offer guidance on communication and understanding the challenges faced by partners with physical ailments, emphasizing empathy and support.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (28:04): "You should look up postpartum depression and try and how to help your girlfriend."
• Gene (18:37): "Everything else, everything's great, man."

Social Media and Modern Communication (36:07 - 66:00)

The hosts explore the complexities of social media interactions, including the obsession with likes, comments, and maintaining appearances online. They discuss the impact of platforms like Instagram and Twitter on personal relationships, authenticity, and self-esteem.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (68:04): "It's just safer being silent these days because some of y' all need to shut the up."
• Mike (69:26): "Sometimes it's like you're trying to post mysterious... you could have just said or made a video."

Drunk Driving Awareness (66:00 - 73:15)

A segment focused on the dangers of drunk driving, highlighting the ineffectiveness of current public service messages. Pat and Mike advocate for more proactive measures, such as calling a cab or using ride-sharing services, to prevent accidents caused by impaired driving.

Notable Quotes:

• Pat (70:44): "Don't drink and drive though, man. No, it's really not good."
• Mike (72:02): "It's so pointless because it's such an easy thing to."

Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks (73:15 - 75:27)

As the episode winds down, Pat and Mike reflect on their experiences and interactions with listeners, emphasizing the importance of community and genuine relationships. They share humorous exchanges about fame and social media presence, wrapping up with well-wishes for their listeners.

Notable Quotes:

• Mike (75:05): "I think that video has like a couple billion."
• Pat (75:48): "We take you all through whiz."

Conclusion

Episode 208 of the Crash Dummies Podcast offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and thoughtful discussions on relationships, social dynamics, and personal accountability. Through engaging dialogue and relatable topics, Pat and Mike provide listeners with both entertainment and valuable insights into navigating the complexities of modern life.

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Transcript

[Mike]

Yo, welcome to crash dummies, episode 208. We did say the long episode, last episode.

[Pat]

People who, like, who cares, though?

[Mike]

Wait, did we say the wrong one? Yeah, we did.

[Pat]

But who cares?

[Mike]

Because that's already throwing me off because I have 209 notes.

[Pat]

But who cares, though? You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Well, I guess they see it in the title is right.

[Pat]

Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, do some investigative work, trying to challenge their brain, you know. You know what I'm saying? Maybe we trying to throw you off on purpose, keep you sharp at that job. Make sure you get all the fries in the b.

[Mike]

Somebody said that this podcast is like 90 of Mike laughing. And I was like. I was trying to listen back. I was like, I do be giggling. I think that's just me, though. Like, I think I do that in real life as well.

[Pat]

I don't think you should refer to it as giggling.

[Mike]

Giggling.

[Pat]

No. Giggling sounds like you hold your tummy.

[Mike]

I think you could giggle masculinely.

[Pat]

No, there's no such thing.

[Mike]

What would you call that thing?

[Pat]

Anybody that says they giggle, they bend over also.

[Mike]

But I'm just. Was just saying, though, like, what is. What. What would you call just laughing?

[Pat]

I died, bro. I'm crying.

[Mike]

Nah, that's so toxic.

[Pat]

I have lied probably like seven times in the last month, and I said, damn, I'm dead or I'm dying, and there was no reaction out of me whatsoever. There's rare. It's funny, I know when I make someone laugh out loud through a message because they tell me, yeah, you tell people that. Because it doesn't happen to you that often. So you tell people like, hey, diminished got me laughing out loud.

[Mike]

No. Or, I'm in real tears, bro. I'm in real tears.

[Pat]

When you get a long sentence back, knowing you could have just got some emojis.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know, you sent the right reel. You know what I'm saying? What? There was a real. This dude, he was driving, and it was like some sinister music in the background. He was driving. And the caption said, when there won't be a second date, but at least she knows. What a caloric deficit. And it's funny. You. That's not funny.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Not supposed to be funny. It's a little dark. But what's funny is in the dating world, you don't know what's offensive to somebody else.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And it's like.

[Mike]

But you know what's offensive in general.

[Pat]

Yes. What's offensive in general. But what I realized, just, like, just Meeting new people, like going to like, obviously signing with someone and meeting like new people have to like, embrace their.

[Mike]

What are you trying to say? All new people, you gotcha.

[Pat]

That you meet and you encounter, but you have to be close with them and get some working relationship with them. It's very tough to joke with them because you don't know what joke gonna hit home.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Especially like in the comedy world. So like, this person is joking with me. I don't know how far they going to take the joke. And my wish is, is that they're always. Their humor is always darker than mine. That way I don't have to have a muzzle on my mind. You know what I mean? Like, oh, damn, you joke about dead babies, bro. Yeah, I can say whatever I want. I would never take it that far. Weird as.

[Mike]

But make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon. We just dropped a episode there on Monday. Genus here. We got Pat here. Speaking of dating, I do have a game for us to play. I want you guys to blind rank these worst date questions. You ready?

[Pat]

I mean, do I got to say I'm ready though?

[Mike]

Yeah, you just can't keep quiet when somebody says something. You a say anything?

[Pat]

Did you not like, hear your voice or something?

[Mike]

No, no, I'm just was waiting for you to like, give me. Acknowledge my. The. The. The scenario. What today?

[Pat]

Harlem shakes for you. Come on.

[Mike]

All right, we blind rank the worst date questions. All right, so I'm going to. It's five of them. So how much do you weigh? Right. One through five. Sorry, go ahead.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Mike]

How much do you weigh?

[Pat]

Like, what is this saying?

[Mike]

Ranking worst to. To.

[Pat]

From.

[Mike]

From least worst to worst to ask your date. Yes. Worst date questions.

[Pat]

Oh, as a man, how much do you weigh? I'm going say four. The. I'd say for me, I'm gonna put it at three because it's not the worst thing. Because if I ask you that just my preference, you're not gonna be offended.

[Mike]

What'd you say?

[Pat]

I said four.

[Mike]

Four. Okay. You trying to split this?

[Pat]

Split this five. The worst five is worse, right?

[Mike]

No, I would say one is worse.

[Pat]

One is the worst.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

One. Yeah, well, I don't play that. I'm a gentleman like that. I'm paying for that.

[Mike]

When she orders a thousand dollar meal.

[Pat]

I'm gonna pay for that thousand. That's the last thousand she did. I believe in there paying for that also.

[Mike]

I don't think there's that many places where what, two people shouldn't be spending a thousand dollars unless you get some.

[Pat]

Secret off the meme.

[Mike]

Yeah. I'm just saying, what if you go to a regular place, right? Like a. Like we go to a place called Lucky Ginger. Right. Shout out to them. You know, the highs you might pay for a table, too is maybe like 50, $60. Right? What if she racks up stuff like, there? Like, what is she saying? Can I get this? This, this, this, this, this, this. Do you. Is there a point where you interrupt and be like, hold on, why do you need all that food?

[Pat]

It's fine. Do what? If you do that to me, I don't care what you think I make. If you do that to me. That mean you don't care about me?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Spin what you want and I'll buy it. But this equal all the dates we won't have.

[Mike]

I promise you. But that. What is that her? That's her thing. What is that? Just her thing.

[Pat]

If this your scam and that's how you live life, I got you. But where you going is going to sound like sis.

[Mike]

All right. How much do you weigh? I mean, sorry. How much do you make?

[Pat]

Make? That's an easy question. That's an easy question.

[Mike]

That's a question to ask on a date. That's a bad day.

[Pat]

I feel like you can. But I feel.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

If you got some knowledge about some. And she say, like, oh, I'm an assistant principal or some. Like, you can kind of gauge where that's at yourself. I feel like you don't have to ask that. So it's like low tier. So it's five. You can kind of figure that out yourself.

[Mike]

Okay. Okay. Yeah. Do you want kids?

[Pat]

That's another simple one.

[Mike]

I feel like first date questions.

[Pat]

Four. Yeah, yeah, Simple. I think on a date is like.

[Mike]

I mean, I guess it depends how, like, your age, too, how old you are. You know, if you.

[Pat]

36. And she. 36, like, damn. She should be. That's. Y' all shouldn't even say hi. Yeah, yeah. I got a little bit of time. Is that another one?

[Mike]

Yes, last one. This gotta be bad, huh? Body count.

[Pat]

That'S tough. But the thing is about me. I don't want to know your body count.

[Mike]

Yeah, same.

[Pat]

I never want to know a woman's body count. I think that's weird as.

[Mike]

But you can kind of gauge the body counts though, too.

[Pat]

I want to see how many full hugs you give when we go out. Damn you. Pelvis to pelvis with a lot of.

[Mike]

That's all I said.

[Pat]

Yeah, no Playboy. Cardi said I need to know who you in this room type. That's true. Like, okay, if I can go in the room.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Just like, we could be two years into a relationship, and on a random day, I go somewhere where we always go. And I go, how many people have you had sex with in this room? Like, awesome. Like, it could be two years in a relationship.

[Mike]

Yeah. But I think you just expect your girl to tell you that though, correct? Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's when it starts. It always starts by accident because dudes really. Most dudes I know don't care.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But it always starts off by accident. Like, oh, I was chilling and me and my girl got to a point of our relationship where I don't. We don't ask each other those questions. And we was chilling one day and she was telling me a story about some dude that we both know, and I'm like, wait, how you know him? And then she told me, oh, we used to date. And I'm like, oh, you hooked up with him? And we hung around him before. And then that opens the gates to, like, more questions. Like, wait a minute, wait a minute. How many dudes you know? And then you finally ask a question, and if that question is over, it's like, if it's like three.

[Mike]

So three people in the same room or do you know?

[Pat]

Like, three people? I know.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

I don't.

[Mike]

Like, you're cool with at this point.

[Pat]

I'm not a part of, like, I'm not a major part of any group. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, so if you could say I'm part of the unfinished legacy group, I still only got like three or four people. I will hold accountable in Unfinished legacy group as far as the day. You know what I mean? Like the same thing with this group. So if it's three or four people that I could be like, I got their number in my phone. My God. Sometimes it's the quality of, like, the person that you.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I'm saying? So, like, you judge.

[Mike]

So you judge based on who your partner has been with before. Like, just. Just a dude in general.

[Pat]

Okay. Like, I've been at a party and I literally smelled that this was musty. At two different parties. Two different parties.

[Mike]

But does that say more about you then?

[Pat]

Two different. Right, exactly. So it's a self check thing. I need to get rid of you and check myself. Like, it's cool. Like it ain't you as me. I get it now. I get why they say that, though. But body count is crazy, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's like That's a crazy.

[Pat]

I don't even know. Like, actually, I do know. My body count. My body count. The only reason I know it is because it's low, though.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But even though that is low, I think it's just me with. I started late.

[Mike]

Yeah. I would say I started. I started kind of late, too.

[Pat]

I started late. So I wasn't having sex. Like, some of y' all was having sex since y' all was 14, which is crazy. They got less than $20 in his bank account out here.

[Mike]

Idiot.

[Pat]

But no, but so I got, like, started late, and it's just like, even then, I still gotta go. Like, think about it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because there's some. That Some people like, oh, yeah, I didn't have sex with her. Or like, I did. You know what I'm saying? Like, so you. You. Sometimes you gotta go back through time, especially as it, like.

[Mike]

Yeah. And it's not. I don't think it's something I even actively think about.

[Pat]

Right.

[Mike]

It's just like, there has to come a point where you're not insecurity, right? Yeah. Yeah. There are some dudes that, like, even dudes I know that. That get around. Around, and it's like, it's. It's more concerning for that. For me. Sometimes it's just like.

[Pat]

That's why I want y' all to stop disrespecting women. Because anytime as a man and you're interested in a woman and in women, and you look at other women and be like, I would never touch her. Ew, ew, ew. Listen. It's somebody that'll suck her toes and just suck her toes just to be around her. So, like, when I tell you all these women got. They got options, man. Because. Because I know some dudes. Whatever you think that you're not doing, I know some dudes that as.

[Mike]

I'm also glad my friend circle is always, like, small, too, because I have friends that are women, too, where I don't want to be my guy friends to be, you know, trying to date them and like that. And they know they're not really serious about it. It's just like, bro, not anybody but her. Like, I'm cool with her. I don't want it to be like. Because, you know, we're friends. And it just makes it very weird when you. What you're going to do is dog her.

[Pat]

There's a way to do that. Just like, yo, bro, that's my little sister.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Pat]

Okay. Yeah. None of that weird. It already told her you. I'm circumcised. She know you got a burrito dick.

[Mike]

Because the thing you never want, you don't. You never want your girl, your girlfriend, or your. Your. Your girl. What? How do you even explain it?

[Pat]

What?

[Mike]

Your friend, that's a woman to come to you and say. And try to give you, like, details about the guy that she's trying to see. And you know that guy, and you're cool with the guy. Because it's like, now what do I do as a guy? I'm gonna.

[Pat]

I'm spanking. I gotta beat his ass.

[Mike]

But I'm just saying, what is she.

[Pat]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Yeah, no, I'm just saying. I'm trying to say pre dating, though. And she comes to you and be.

[Pat]

Like, I'll be like, nah. And I'm gonna go up to the dude and just be like, nah, bro, he's not.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Come on. I'm asking what you own, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You have to convince. Run game on these n. I don't believe it. The same bro.

[Mike]

Did you see how prom is these days for these kids? What you mean prom is different? Is completely different. They're doing, like, vows and at prom. Vows? Yes, like vows. Like. Like promise rings and vows. And.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's getting crazy. Getting crazy and crazier. We getting better cars, better suits.

[Mike]

They're gonna start doing honeymoon packages in like 20, 30. Watch honeymoon.

[Pat]

@ first. At first, I will acknowledge that it was jealousy. It was jealousy from the US because, you know, a lot of us had to, like, rent tuxedos.

[Mike]

Oh, no, I'm definitely jealous of them. Haircut. Hairlines crispier, too.

[Pat]

But I will say now I don't think jealousy is a factor anymore. Like, this is egregious. The thing is, bro, I'm seeing people just, like, financially, I'm seeing families spend more than they make in a month. They're saving up. So you got people saving up $10,000 to make sure they son or daughter has the greatest prime ever.

[Mike]

Or it could go through his college, man.

[Pat]

College. Or let's get some salads around here. McDonald's, you know, I mean, like, there's something that can put torso. Like you have the ability to save the money for this.

[Mike]

I also. I don't blame them, though, because there is the power of the Internet now.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And people always trying to one up each other on the Internet or see that this is a normal. Like, you have to have rent the Rolls Royce and your suit has to be flashy as hell and like that.

[Pat]

I don't Think there's nothing wrong with that because sometimes there's motivation for your kid. A lot of people.

[Mike]

No, no, I don't think there's nothing wrong. I'm just saying though, like, like you were mentioning before, if you're not in the same. If you're not in the same situation too.

[Pat]

Yeah, but I get, I, I don't think there's nothing wrong with that. Like showing people like the luxury and like that. Yeah, but like some of this, like somebody, somebody rented a goat. They rented a go. They rented a go. Like they got a 2.6 GPU.

[Mike]

Like photographers, like the photographers be eating during prom now he spell goat. Oh, he rented a actual goat.

[Pat]

Go, bro. It's a little like that. But the cars, I really don't mind.

[Mike]

And they'd be matching. The couples do be matching. Crazy. Because art matching back then was just your little flower.

[Pat]

Yeah, she got on white, I got on a white flower.

[Mike]

Yeah, exactly. That's all you needed. You had a nice base color. I think my prom suit was like, no, I didn't do prom. I did an 8th grade luncheon. Remember the picture when I on my Instagram where I have attack Tom Cruise when I was on the boat? That was, that was an eighth grade like luncheon. But yeah, I didn't do prom because I wasn't in the country. Did you go to prom?

[Pat]

Nah, I didn't go to prom either.

[Mike]

Now what's your excuse?

[Pat]

I don't got no excuse. I went to a, a charter school. I'm the only one. Only when I went to prom at a time, it was time for prom. I got kicked out like before I was. Oh yeah, you were. What you get kicked out for? Called him a rascal. Rascal? Sound like foreplay.

[Mike]

It kind of saw Rascal. Sounds racist.

[Pat]

You like to run around now? They caught me with marijuana paraphernalia. Nice. That wouldn't be, I guess it wouldn't be illegal now high school. It still would be illegal.

[Mike]

Why? Just a badass.

[Pat]

I wasn't even even in the school though. That was the up part. They like told me to come into school and then they searched my bag and I will because I was on the grounds, you know.

[Mike]

Hey, come inside real quick.

[Pat]

But you know what's crazy? Life is that it, it all depends on if you get caught doing something where your life goes. Cuz you could say like with me, like, I've never been convicted of a crime or never like been arrested, but are there things that I've done that if I got caught Would have changed my life. Like hell.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

There's been times like for no reason, I just be driving with a bunch of drugs in college, just trying to like, I did something for my friends and I'm about to go give it to some friends.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like not even in that life. So about, I'm about to go give it to some friends. But if I got pulled over, there's no way a cop wouldn't think I was just pushing all this.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So it's just like that right there. I could have served, you know, like one or two years from that and just been like, you know what? This, I like this life.

[Mike]

You think prison would have changed you if you were actually in trouble? Do you think you had like the mindset just say you made the mistake in you when you're younger and you obviously want the prison, do you think that would have changed? Especially if you're making money doing whatever illegal activity you were?

[Pat]

I feel like as an 18 year old, 19 year old coming from like where I'm from, I feel like you're just a canvas at that point.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Whatever life you live and like whatever life that, like the first life you live, that's painted on you, that's what you gonna like go into. And if I had went to prison at like 18, 19, it's like, bro, I'm gonna try to be the best at this. That's what you are. That's the only thing you want to do is like be the best at some.

[Mike]

Be the best prisoner, be the best drug dealer.

[Pat]

Best prisoners. A plus prison inmate number is just number one. How the he get that? How did he get single digits number one? Oh, what's the deal? Welcome to Crash from me's podcast. What's good? What's up? What's up? What's up?

[Mike]

What up? I got a question for you, bro.

[Gene]

What's up?

[Mike]

What's something your partner could be better at.

[Pat]

Riding? I ain't gonna lie, bro.

[Gene]

I ain't gonna lie. I mean, she got scoliosis, but she can't really be on for too long. But everything else, she tip top. Everything, everything's great, man.

[Mike]

So do you just avoid that position then?

[Pat]

I mean. No, no, it's not that position. I mean, I her all types of ways, but it's just, you know, that's the one where she lacking at right now.

[Mike]

I mean, have you told her this?

[Pat]

You said what?

[Mike]

Have you told her this?

[Gene]

You said what?

[Mike]

Have you told her this?

[Pat]

Yeah, she knows, she knows.

[Mike]

She know about the game.

[Pat]

She says she's trying, but her back and she said her back just be hurting sometimes and I don't want to get down and show her how to do it, you know, because that, that's gonna look weird on me. So like I, I also don't want to show her no videos, you know, because she might see somebody do something better, you know, might tell me some but how it is not want to watch game tape because you might get exposed to us.

[Mike]

You don't want to see, you don't want her to see that there's better options out there.

[Gene]

Nah, hell no. Keep doing me.

[Pat]

Don't keep that, Keep her with that bad back.

[Gene]

Nah, nah, nah.

[Pat]

She good over here, man. She good at everything, El. She'll eat her off the bone. She flipped me over sometime, but I ain't gonna lie.

[Gene]

She good.

[Mike]

Hey, don't knock it to your child.

[Pat]

Why is always me, bro? Hey, hey.

[Mike]

Flip you over? Nah.

[Pat]

What the.

[Mike]

That is funny.

[Pat]

Yo.

[Gene]

What up?

[Mike]

What it do?

[Pat]

What it would do podcast. What's the deal?

[Mike]

What's going on guys?

[Pat]

What's going on guys?

[Mike]

I got a question for you, dude. What's something that people pretend to like?

[Gene]

My honest opinion is hanging out with their super maga in laws.

[Pat]

Is it maga or Maggie? But let's say it again.

[Gene]

Super mega in laws.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

People pretend to like, to, to like.

[Gene]

That I have to, I don't have a choice. I'm married.

[Mike]

Oh, this is something you're going through, yo. Every day.

[Pat]

Wait, so you, you're literally faking your political beliefs?

[Gene]

You have no idea. To an extreme level.

[Pat]

How extreme?

[Gene]

I, I mean, it's like a daily battle for me. Every single solitary day.

[Mike]

Like, what's the dude, he, the dude.

[Pat]

At the clan meeting saying, I don't think we should be doing this.

[Gene]

I, I, I swear to God, like I will go through every day and just think like, wow, this, these people really believe all these things and they, whatever they say on Fox News and whatever they believe.

[Mike]

What's a, what's a conversation?

[Pat]

This while burning across is cr.

[Mike]

What's a conversation you had that you regret agreeing with then?

[Gene]

Dude, there are times like I get off at late at night and I feel like my mother in law is like straight up waiting to tell me the newest and craziest conspiracy theory you could ever think of. I mean, I've had conversations about like, that Joe Biden's a robot that they're gonna get, they're gonna like literally kill these people. No, no, I am drowning. Drowning. I'm not deep. I am drowning.

[Pat]

I like.

[Gene]

I like, come up for air based off on how many huhs and wows and oh, that's crazy kind of conversations I can have.

[Pat]

You probably watch Baby Bloy to get cleanse itself out. You never met a closet liberal.

[Gene]

And it's crazy because they will literally say like the most outlandish shit in front of me while I'm sitting there talking about illegals and then they're ruining this country and all the brown people. Here I am.

[Pat]

Let me, Let me. Let me put you on game. Let me put you on game, brother. You just as bad as him. Ain't nothing worse than people pretending like the shit ain't going on and not helping.

[Mike]

You're Hispanic, dude.

[Gene]

I am straight up Hispanic.

[Pat]

Oh, man. So wait and I'll throw you for you.

[Gene]

Not the orange guy, that's for damn sure.

[Pat]

Oh, you went in that booth and did your whole thing. You went in that booth and said, hell, dog, I took off everything in.

[Mike]

A n. Taking off the red hat in the boot. Ball it up.

[Pat]

This is where I made my stand.

[Gene]

Yeah. And. And I will be. I will throw you for a super loop. My wife is half black, half white.

[Pat]

Oh, my God. Y just. Oh, man. Like her.

[Gene]

Her. Her dad. I'm not. I'm not being racist, but, like, like, her dad is so black, he's like, almost purple.

[Pat]

Yeah, that was. That was racist.

[Mike]

He might be more like them than you think, bro. All right, you have a good one, man.

[Pat]

Now you have a bad.

[Gene]

What up? Y. Keep on catching me on this. On this. On a sad ass vacation I'm on.

[Mike]

No, you sounded excited the first time. Puerto Rico's ass.

[Gene]

Nah, it's not Puerto Rico ass, man. Me and my baby mama fell out, y' all.

[Pat]

Oh, what happened?

[Gene]

She went through a phone the day before the trip. I told y' all last time.

[Pat]

Oh, man.

[Gene]

I asked the question. You feel me? Because that's. That's what it was all about was. You feel me? She wasn't doing what she needs to do for me, you know, sexually and, And. And more so asking the. About his day and whatnot. You feel me?

[Mike]

I'll ask the question then.

[Pat]

Asking what my day was about.

[Mike]

Such, like, so what's something. What's. What's something your partner could be better at and, And.

[Gene]

And catering to me as a man. How about that? That's a better one, please. Cause I feel that way is because, you know, the. The whole thing, you know. Now, mind you, we just had a baby, so I Understand, you know, everything that a female goes through, but she never made me privy to that. So I'm just thinking you don't with a. No more. So, you know, you not doing the, you know, necessary things so, you know, keep a man happy. And I'm explaining that.

[Pat]

How long. How long ago did she have the baby?

[Gene]

My baby's seven months.

[Pat]

I want you to go Google, like, postpartum depression, like, actually, like, dive into it. Take one day.

[Gene]

Because she ain't going through this yet, right?

[Mike]

No, no, she is.

[Pat]

Like, in the, like, the. The red area of it.

[Gene]

And I get that, but, like, if you're not gonna tell me and you.

[Pat]

Still acting the same, it don't.

[Mike]

Bro, you gotta. You gotta do your research and ask, bro.

[Pat]

It don't work like that, bro. I get that.

[Gene]

But listen, every day, I'm happy because y' all telling me everything I heard before you. Don't you think this is my first rodeo? I mean, it is my first baby, but I know about postpartum. You feel me? I. I suffer from mental health, so I wanted to make sure that, you know, what if I had an episode, you know, after my baby's born? Would she be good even though she, you know.

[Pat]

Postpartum depression?

[Gene]

No, I know I can't get postpartum depression, but I have bipolar disorder. I can have a manic episode, you know, at the blink of an eye.

[Pat]

Oh, my God.

[Gene]

But I ain't crazy. Like, I'm good. I took my medication, and I'm good. I'm back at it.

[Pat]

I'm glad that. But you got. You got to recognize that where she at. She's not gonna pop out and tell you that's not how it worked.

[Gene]

Right. She wasn't trying to pop out and show a. But she also wasn't trying to show a. A city either. And it's like, I'm not understanding why.

[Mike]

I can't be a part of this copy.

[Gene]

I understand. I understand. You know, looking back at it, I may be a horrible person, but at the end of the day, you know, it has niece, too. So, like, if we got. Now, a man has needs, too. So it's like, you want me to just throw my feelings aside just because, you know, everything's going through?

[Pat]

Okay, hold on.

[Gene]

That's what men do. That's what men do. That's what y' all choose to do?

[Pat]

No.

[Gene]

How about y' all grow a parent, say, what the is going on?

[Pat]

Or.

[Gene]

That'S not how the world is set up.

[Pat]

Exactly. So be a man. That's how the world is set up. You must be a man. Hold it down.

[Gene]

So you say it. So you trying to tell me you. You gonna stay with a female that's not giving you no play, bro, Let face right now. Let me talk my face right now.

[Pat]

Listen, listen. Let me talk to the other. Because I'm tired of this whatever, bipolar. Let me talk to the other side.

[Mike]

Because this got no s. I want.

[Pat]

To talk to your alter ego. No.

[Gene]

All right, so no. All right, so, boom. My alter ego has stepped into the. This is Debo Baller now. You're not talking to Beyonce no more. You talking to. So now I want to ask you, are you going to be with a female that's not giving you no play?

[Pat]

If she's in. If she just had my kids now.

[Gene]

You ask too many questions.

[Pat]

You just. I'm comfortable with your situation.

[Mike]

Yeah. Cuz your situation is that she had a kid seven months ago.

[Pat]

Yes. Your situation is very unique.

[Gene]

Okay, so you're saying when she has the baby, after the baby, say, y' all get right back to it. Y' all don't even wait till six weeks. Y' all like jackrabbits, right? And then it just stops.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's part of it, brother.

[Gene]

I understand that's part of it. But now she doesn't say nothing to you. You feel me?

[Pat]

Listen, everything, situation by situation. Let me. Let me give you some quick advice. All right? So, all right, not to say this should be your motivation, but if you're even thinking about having sex and you want to have sex, you should look up postpartum depression and try and how to help your girlfriend or wife, whoever she is to you through that. And then you'll be closer to having sex. But the fact that you not. And you probably being just as cold.

[Gene]

Why I did that?

[Pat]

You said what?

[Mike]

No, it looked like.

[Gene]

Oh, no. Yeah. Cut out, y' all Cut out. Sorry, I ain't hear. Yeah.

[Pat]

Hey, man, I don't think I was gonna get through anyway.

[Gene]

You got through. You got through. Listen, I want you to know, like, I hear exactly what you're saying, but at the same time, if I don't think to look for those signs or if I don't think that someone's going through that because we talk about it. We. You know, we have other friends that are parents as well. So when we bring that up, you know, you know how someone could say never? Like, never could that be me? It'd be something like that. So I'm not thinking things of that. Nature is happening at the same time, I do know what's not happening, and I brought that up to you. And you could have just said, said, I'm dealing with X, Y, and Z. You feel me? Because I know postpartum, you don't really see the signs in yourself. Other people see it first. I get that. But you said, you know. Well, she said that she was going through something. She knew, and she felt that, and she tried to work on it by herself without, you know, explaining it to me. We're in a relationship. We're not supposed to do that. Like, if we're a team, you know, if you're going through something, let me, you know, tell me about it so I can help you get through it.

[Pat]

So you solve this by somebody else.

[Gene]

No, see, that's the thing. I never went out else.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Gene]

I never. No one else. All I did was text them.

[Pat]

What was it? What was the text message about?

[Gene]

I mean, all right, so this girl did send her to me on my birthday. So, like. But, like, come on now, y' all. I'm not getting no play at home. My girlfriend don't want to text me now. And she. She put a on the camera, bro. And that. That's just all it was, bro. I've seen a before.

[Mike]

What was your comment to her sending that?

[Gene]

Oh, I didn't reply.

[Mike]

Did you like it? Hard it.

[Gene]

I even heard it. I just looked at it.

[Pat]

How you get that picture? Did you ask her for it?

[Gene]

I said, it's my birthday. I ain't gonna get nothing. She could have sent me 25. I could have been trying to help my family after my diapers.

[Mike]

No, this is too toxic. What the. All right, man. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[Pat]

I'm let you know. Listen, I'mma let you know now. People are going to come from Tik Tok and listen to this story and hear you talk.

[Gene]

I know, bro.

[Mike]

Go ahead. Finish your story, though. You're good. You're good. Finish your story.

[Gene]

All right. So, damn. Y' all can add my name on. I know.

[Mike]

Yeah. Don't say your name. Don't say your name.

[Gene]

Oh, it's too late for that now.

[Mike]

Oh, you said your name.

[Gene]

Yeah. This is my logic, though. This is my logic.

[Mike]

I think I remember it. Don't worry. I'll make. I'll make a note. Yeah.

[Gene]

Right. I was like, this is my logic. If I, you know, if I, you know, text these girls to get what I'm missing. Like, if these girls asked me how my day was, I'll be fine to go Back to being a family, man. I'm not even y' all. You know, it just so happened that sometimes it may be a here and there, but okay, that's cool. Forget that. You know, I know I'm dead wrong, but at the same time, like. Like, what was the alternative to tell you, like, hey, you know, I'm not feeling good. I want to leave you. I'm still leaving my daughter. That's what I wanted to, you know, avoid. So it's like, damn if I do, damned if I don't. I thought I could get away, but iPhone flipped me up because you got to delete the recently deleted. And I just didn't do that.

[Mike]

Now we need more therapy. And for men.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying.

[Gene]

Like, we should.

[Mike]

What.

[Pat]

What we got to bring back.

[Gene]

We gotta. We gotta bring back, like, you know, we need a powwow, like, every two hours, you know, we definitely, definitely need therapy.

[Pat]

We need community meetings, man.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Communities and therapy. You need to go see a therapist, though.

[Gene]

For sure.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Gene]

And some good, and we get good.

[Mike]

All right, bro. Hey, as you can see, we tried to help.

[Pat]

Yo, what's the word, y' all? What's the word?

[Gene]

Okay. Yo, I'm in Puerto Rico right now for my 25th birthday. How y' all feeling today, man? What's up? What y' all got for me?

[Mike]

Happy birthday, bro.

[Pat]

Happy birthday.

[Gene]

Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that.

[Pat]

How old you turning, bro?

[Gene]

25 on a. Well, no, I'm 25. I turned 25 on the 18th, but I'm out here this week.

[Pat]

You New Yorkan.

[Gene]

You said my New York. Now, I'm straight. I'm straight from Brooklyn, man.

[Pat]

Okay, where.

[Gene]

But I could. But I could. I could pass. I'd be like, yeah, okay. You feel me? That's more Dominican, but I could do it.

[Pat]

Okay. All right, I got a question for you.

[Gene]

All right, what's up?

[Pat]

All right, hit me with the harshest reality. Truth.

[Gene]

Well, one man won't do, another man will. You feel me? And that's just life. Like, just a little backstory. Me and my girlfriend broke up. Yo, she went through my phone right before the trip, y' all, right before the trip. That's not crazy. Why would she set herself up like that? And basically, I say that because what she wasn't doing two other was. And. And. And. And she saw it through the phone, and that just crushed her heart. Couldn't even fly to Puerto Rico. But, yeah, man. Oh, I do eat ass, though. So if you're not in here. Bitch's ass. And she come my way, she's never coming home. What's your quote? What advice y' all got?

[Pat]

Nothing, man. I got. I got a lot more to offer than ass eating.

[Mike]

So you think you eat? You think you eat?

[Gene]

So. So you saying you got a lot more to offer. But if you. If. If she want that one thing, are you gonna.

[Pat]

You're asking.

[Gene]

You heard me.

[Pat]

You're asking another man if he would eat ass?

[Mike]

Not just ass, another girl. Random.

[Gene]

I feel like that's a simple question.

[Pat]

A simple question.

[Gene]

You really get to know someone if they answer that question, you really know what type of man as a friend or anything.

[Mike]

Oh, so do you think. So do you treat Eden as like a superpower then, because you think that whatever girl you're messing with, no other guy can provide that?

[Gene]

Nah, it's not even about that. But I'm saying if you're not willing to provide it, someone else out there is.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's everything.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

You feel me? So it's like, you know, eating ass is not even that taboo anymore. It's like it is what it is, but that's something you should always have in your back pocket. You feel me? And if you don't, it's like you rather get caught with it than without it type, you feel me? Like, if you can't back that card out your back pocket playing Pokemon, then you're lost. You might as well not even come sit at the table.

[Mike]

How many drinks have you had?

[Gene]

How many drinks? I've been drinking all day, man. I started drinking yesterday. I ain't. I got like two hours of sleep, man. I just had three margaritas.

[Pat]

Could you do me a favor? Make sure you write your name on the cup so nobody uses it. Ass mouth.

[Gene]

Man, I ain't even drinking from a cup. I'm drinking straight from a bottle. I'm looking like someone's 70 year old uncle out here.

[Pat]

Be safe, everybody. There's particles on the Casa Migos. All right, bro.

[Mike]

Enjoy yourself. Be safe.

[Gene]

All right. Safety, y' all.

[Mike]

All right. Safety. I like that.

[Pat]

He said what?

[Mike]

Safety. That's tough.

[Pat]

New York. They always shortening some up. Want some safety? Yo, what's the deal?

[Gene]

What's good?

[Pat]

Welcome to crash on these podcast.

[Gene]

Girl got going.

[Pat]

All right. All right, here we go. Ready to the question?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

All right. What's on your mind right now.

[Gene]

Stud? Should pay double to get in the club.

[Mike]

It.

[Gene]

Because they playing both sides. They already wear all the two X's. You see me and they can play. They wear all the two X's at the, @ the store. They buy all the extra large and two X's.

[Mike]

What is the obsession with studs with everybody?

[Gene]

I mean, I think it's like low key jealousy because they can do everything.

[Pat]

Like, what?

[Gene]

They could. Goddamn. They can get in free. They can drink for free. They can take the girls home. They can be the girls. They can do everything. They can drive a Honda Accord or scat. You know, like.

[Pat]

Oh, my God, bro, I don't know what to say.

[Mike]

No, we have to get a stud on this, on the podcast.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

To just all studs.

[Pat]

Reach out to Gene. A panel discussion. Yeah, yeah. So what's your message to Sus? Shout out our stud listeners.

[Mike]

No, we have a lot of stud listeners.

[Gene]

Dang, that's hate speech.

[Pat]

No, no, no, no. We just saying, like, give him a shout out. You can like, it sound like you jealous of them because that's what they going to let you know every time. Is that you jealous.

[Gene]

Oh, yeah. Shout out to the studs. They win it.

[Pat]

Like.

[Mike]

You just glitch out.

[Gene]

Hello.

[Mike]

That was it.

[Gene]

Yeah, man, they winning. Studs up three.

[Mike]

Points. All right, bro, you have a good one. Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[Pat]

Welcome to Crash Enemies podcast. What's good? Good?

[Gene]

What's good?

[Pat]

What's good?

[Gene]

How y' all doing?

[Pat]

Good, bro.

[Mike]

Pretty good. Pretty good yourself?

[Gene]

Good, Good, bro. Just got off work. Work.

[Mike]

Shout your job out.

[Gene]

N n, n, n n n n Far, my ass.

[Pat]

Shut that up, company man.

[Gene]

All right.

[Pat]

I got a question for you, bro.

[Mike]

All right.

[Gene]

What's up? What's up?

[Pat]

What's on your mind?

[Gene]

All right, bro. Y already seen what I said, bro. I ain't you. I ain't gonna cap. I've been thinking. Why got all that booty me, bro. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Like, why you be walking around with all them yammers and you a dude? Like, what it's for? She be doing your weekends type, you feel me? It just don't make sense to me there. There's women out here looking like a stick. No offense. Looking like a stick. And this dude out here walking around with yammers. I just saw one in my apartment the other day looking like a goddamn turkey.

[Pat]

I, I, I know what you are, man.

[Gene]

What might that be? What might that be?

[Pat]

Defensive lineman, man. D.

[Mike]

But so what do you like when you make this observation, like, walk us through that.

[Gene]

Okay, so like I said, I just seen one of my apartment the other Day. And I'm driving in, and it's coming almost like I was supposed to this, right? Because I went through the exit.

[Pat]

I went through the exit.

[Gene]

So I'm driving in this dude walking to his car, and, bro, why he got on shorts, right? Why he got on shorts?

[Pat]

Like, he's trying to show this off.

[Gene]

The was like. Like the was too big, bro. It just wasn't. It didn't make. It was on.

[Pat]

You're so. You're.

[Mike]

You're like, you want a ban on all thick dudes?

[Gene]

Yeah, we got. We got. Put a ban on the thick dudes, bro. Y' all gotta come out here. No ass br.

[Pat]

I don't know.

[Gene]

Can't be doing that.

[Pat]

What, do you want them to spend a jail time at your house? He want all the thick at his house. I gathered y' all here today, day. Cause this gotta stop.

[Gene]

It's crazy.

[Pat]

Now you gotta watch out for. Man, you a crazy dude, bro.

[Gene]

No, I'm just saying, bro, ain't no reason for them to have the clappers. You feel me? Like, I don't want to. I don't want to hear clapping.

[Pat]

Turn around.

[Gene]

It's a dude. Like, what?

[Pat]

What, bro, you're weird. No, you are some weird bro.

[Mike]

All right, bro. You have a good one, man.

[Pat]

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[Mike]

What up? What up?

[Pat]

What's the deal?

[Gene]

All right, so basically, I want to preface this by saying that this woman is mine.

[Pat]

Whoa. Can we. Let's. Let's. Let's ask the question first, all right? God damn. Y' all watch the show? Like, when. When has anybody ever just started talking on this? Yeah, I think that's a off your talking about. I'm gonna preface it. Preface shutting the up.

[Mike]

I know. Go ahead, bro. He a.

[Pat]

Ask the question.

[Mike]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Gene]

Say your boy. Say your.

[Mike]

N with you.

[Pat]

Don't.

[Mike]

Don't say his name. But with the widest name, too.

[Gene]

My name. My yo. You want to hear my name?

[Pat]

Don't say your name. Don't say your name.

[Mike]

Go ahead, tell your story first. Oh, yeah, sorry. P. P. Got the question.

[Pat]

All right. What's on your mind?

[Gene]

All right, so basically, I need to preface by saying that this girl is my second cousin. She ain't my first.

[Mike]

And me and her, basically, you know, she looks like.

[Gene]

She looks like I'm a feminine Brittney Griner. You feel me? Like, that's the best way I could describe this girl. She'll. She'll look like a marsupial or none of them hoes. Like, she. She doesn't Scissors. She. She cuts herself with scissors. That's how I like to describe this girl. All right, so basically, me and her, we had sex. I tell all my friends, whatever. Like, we cool. Whatever. Come to find out she knows where my red Honda Accord is that they teased it so bad. Oh, my God, I was pissed. So she sees my car because she found out that I was telling people.

[Mike]

People that we had sex.

[Gene]

And she's like, you can't tell people I'm your cousin.

[Mike]

I was like, you're not my first cousin.

[Gene]

So I think I'm chilling on this one. Plus, you're hot as. So that's basically what I gotta say.

[Mike]

How is she? How is she your cousin?

[Gene]

Oh, so she's like my dad, like brothers? Like Stephen, like daughter, I think. I don't even know.

[Mike]

Also, there's a step involved.

[Gene]

Is that, like. See, like. Like, it's really not that wrong.

[Mike]

But now. But now, like, her.

[Gene]

Her dad won't even look at her. Like. Like, it's. It's.

[Pat]

Yeah, I don't know if there's any step involved, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. No, he says step. Somebody steps.

[Pat]

I don't know if it's any. I think he lying. I don't think. I think that's just like his first cousin.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah. What you say?

[Pat]

I think that's your first cousin.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because, you know, it was wrong. He said it's not that wrong.

[Gene]

Yeah, we got accepting that, fellas.

[Pat]

Okay, this is. This is. This is. This is my theory. This is my theory. If you have. Okay.

[Mike]

Too crazy.

[Pat]

I'm going to do committing incest. If this. If you have sex with your second cousin, that means you technically would have sex with your first cousin. Because it would just get to a point, you know what I mean? Which eventually you'll have sex with your sister and then probably your mom. What.

[Gene]

What type of up.

[Pat]

I think you would have sex with your mom. It's just the way you talk or something.

[Gene]

I don't know, boy. I. I'm from the man. Like, I'm not. I'm not from, like these.

[Mike]

These.

[Pat]

Alabama, where are you from? What are you breaking up?

[Mike]

Are you from Brooklyn, bro?

[Pat]

Are you from Brooklyn having sex with your cousin?

[Mike]

Yeah, bro.

[Pat]

Just disrespecting the whole borrow.

[Gene]

Bro. It's not that bad. Like, let's just be real now.

[Pat]

You weird, bro.

[Gene]

She look like a she.

[Mike]

She a feminine Britney Griner, bro.

[Pat]

We're chilling. You stop saying that, bro.

[Mike]

Exactly. What's your first name?

[Pat]

I'm finding out you white is not Funny. No more, bro.

[Gene]

What? What's my first name?

[Mike]

Yes, Because I want to just let people know, like, the type of name that's talking like this, all right?

[Gene]

Julius Samuel.

[Pat]

No, it's not. It's literally.

[Mike]

I. I swear to God it is. Oh, I thought it was Jackson Cooper.

[Gene]

No, I'm using my. I'm using my cousin's thing, man.

[Mike]

The one you. The one you had sex with. What? The one you had sex with.

[Gene]

Nah, that's a guy he killed.

[Pat]

Yeah, we don't know. Where you going with this? You all over the place.

[Mike]

Yeah. You never really said. Well, it's all right. All right, bro. You have a good.

[Gene]

Hello.

[Mike]

Yo, yo, yo.

[Pat]

What's the deal?

[Gene]

What's the deal?

[Mike]

Got a question for you. What's on your mind.

[Gene]

Right now? My mind? Tyrese Halliburton. He's. He's been on my mind ever since I've seen him hit that shot. I'm ready to get it out for him, you know?

[Mike]

You better explain yourself. I'm sorry. What I'm saying, like, since running this podcast, when people say things means we kind of have PTSD to what they actually might mean, so if you could further explain that phrase.

[Gene]

If I seen Tyrese Halliburton in the streets, it's on site.

[Pat]

I'mma punch him in his mouth. Okay, that's a little bit better, man. Okay.

[Mike]

Why?

[Pat]

Why? He probably beat the out you, boy. That would.

[Gene]

That would.

[Pat]

That would never happen.

[Gene]

Just because I love Jalen Brunson, and.

[Pat]

Jalen Brunson is my all.

[Gene]

He's my face, and I could never let that happen. And what he did to the Knicks is just a disgrace.

[Mike]

I know, but how tall are you?

[Gene]

Me?

[Mike]

I'm like six.

[Gene]

Three.

[Pat]

Oh, damn.

[Mike]

Okay, wait.

[Gene]

Tyrese Halliburton, he's sweet.

[Pat]

He don't know how we get down.

[Mike]

Who's we? Your boy's from Cincinnati, Ohio. Wait, you're. You're from Ohio?

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, so you're not even a Knicks fan?

[Pat]

No, I am a Knicks fan.

[Gene]

My dad's from Boston.

[Pat]

Do you hate your dad? Dad or something? So you picked his rival?

[Gene]

Yeah, had to.

[Pat]

Oh, okay. So, yeah, because, you know, my dad left me.

[Mike]

My dad left me when I was.

[Gene]

Young, so it's just like any from Boston.

[Pat]

For real? Trust me, I do already. You have to explain that part? No, but for real. Yeah, man.

[Mike]

What's your message to Tyrese Halberg?

[Gene]

Yo, Tyrese Halliburton, if you want to.

[Pat]

Get it going, just come down to.

[Mike]

Cincinnati, Ohio, and we can get it popping.

[Pat]

No way, bro.

[Mike]

I'm telling you, bro, that was, like, the most polite pressing I've ever heard.

[Pat]

It's some hidden message today.

[Mike]

Tell them I can come to Indiana, too.

[Gene]

I'll come down to Indiana. I like going down there.

[Mike]

Oh, what the Is going on? Oh, man.

[Pat]

What the helly?

[Mike]

All right, bro.

[Pat]

What the helly?

[Mike]

Bur what you got to say? Jaylee Brunson. Jalen Brunson. I love you, bro. I hope I can meet you one day.

[Gene]

Like, give me your autograph, please. Text me.

[Pat]

Please text.

[Mike]

Okay, man. All right, man. All right. You have a good one.

[Pat]

Text me.

[Mike]

Is crazy.

[Pat]

Text me.

[Mike]

No, that's funny.

[Pat]

Text me, bro. He was literally, bro. I knew he was trying to. Tyree's Hell.

[Mike]

Yo, what the Was that noise, bro? That's.

[Gene]

That's my kids, bro.

[Mike]

They in the bath.

[Pat]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

Oh, all right, all right, all right. Sound like a door screeching. What's on your mind, man?

[Gene]

So, like, you know how, like, Instagram got the new update, right, where you.

[Pat]

Could, like, I'll re.

[Mike]

Ask it. Go ahead, go ahead. I've been.

[Gene]

I've been tripped out ever since, bro. But, like, I just be on IG.

[Pat]

And I'd be seeing, like, you know.

[Gene]

How, like, celebrities post pictures or whatever, but they got, like, millions of followers, thousands of comments.

[Mike]

But IG got a feature where they.

[Gene]

Show your, like, homeboys or, like, whatever.

[Mike]

Your mutual friends comment without you going through the comments, right? And I'm just, you know, I'd be like, you know, I asked my other.

[Gene]

Homeboys in a group chat, like, that's dick riding. Like, like, you know, your homeboy is commenting on another. You know, like, for example, my homeboy love NBA Youngboy, but I'm just trying to figure out why you commented. Yeah, yeah, keep doing what you're doing, twin.

[Mike]

You know what I'm saying?

[Gene]

Like, that's gotta be dick riding.

[Mike]

Or like, you know, like, an NBA.

[Gene]

Player will post a picture and then they'll come like, yeah, go off with a. With a fire emoji. Like, that's gotta be Dick Rider.

[Mike]

But, like, I. I put it in.

[Gene]

The group chat, and none of my boys said something about it. They all just laughed. You know, they. They reacted to what I was saying, but nobody said nothing. Like, I ain't gonna lie, bro. I've been. I've been losing sleep over this, man.

[Pat]

So you never comment on anybody's stuff and tell them, like, nah, like.

[Gene]

Like my friends, like, my college boys and all that?

[Mike]

Yeah, you hooping for show.

[Gene]

Do your thing for him. For. Like, I ain't gonna lie what I'm about to go comment on on SGA's photo for. You feel me? When I'm about to go comment on.

[Pat]

I think I know what's going on.

[Mike]

What?

[Pat]

He's jealous because his homie doesn't comment on his stuff.

[Gene]

Oh, nah.

[Pat]

Oh, he figured it out.

[Gene]

That's slick toast, though.

[Pat]

That's slick tough, though.

[Mike]

That's slick tough, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't gonna lie.

[Gene]

So.

[Mike]

All right, so look, so hear me out.

[Gene]

If you're not coming out my photos. You over there. That's gotta be Dick riding.

[Pat]

That's gotta be dicky.

[Mike]

Good job.

[Pat]

Dr. Gene in the house, man.

[Mike]

I feel.

[Gene]

But, like, you feel me, though? Like. Like, why you. Why you calling NBA youngboy twin? You feel me? Like, I ain't gonna lie, bro.

[Mike]

You from.

[Gene]

You from the city. You is not from out there. Like, I'm just confused.

[Pat]

Like, no, I do hate y' all.

[Mike]

Niggas go back in high school or something. I do hate seeing my friends use lingo in other people's comments. Like another rappers or wherever they're from comments and using daily.

[Gene]

Why are you saying slap bro?

[Mike]

Knowing they don't talk like that in real life?

[Pat]

It always throw me off. Like, if your favorite artist has, like, an album release.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And you repost the album release or they come out with a favorite video. But, like, sometimes people will post something. Like, it'll be somebody that posts a picture of Chris Brown.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Gene]

Yeah.

[Pat]

From his page. And I'm like, oh, Chris Brown must have just posted this.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And the post is from three months ago. This page posted this on your story as a move. Like, this is dick, right?

[Gene]

That's gotta be. That's what I'm saying. Like, I. Like, I tell my boys all the time, like, you can, you know, if I go on Angel Reese photo and you comment it, that's cool. You feel me? Do your thing.

[Mike]

Well, I ain't gonna lie there.

[Gene]

I shouldn't be on Tom Brady's Instagram. He's talking about we met.

[Pat]

You go like, what are you talking about? I. With that? Because you're not commenting on Angel Ree and then you on Tom Brady calling him the goat you dick riding.

[Mike]

For real.

[Pat]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Mike]

You some kind of freak, bro.

[Gene]

Like, I'm cool on it.

[Pat]

You called him a freak.

[Mike]

All right, bro.

[Gene]

It's freak.

[Mike]

All right, bro. Bro, you too, man. But left this kid in the tub long as hell.

[Pat]

No, he definitely not doing bath time.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Pat]

He just watching over it. The kid is all good, baby.

[Mike]

Oh boy. Still on the phone. That's crazy.

[Pat]

I'm glad we got off the phone with that, man.

[Mike]

Like, come on, bro. You give your kid a bath, bro. Call CPS on me, I walk away. They call CPS.

[Pat]

Accountability, man.

[Mike]

No, that's funny. Oh, man, it's funny. At least that people know we don't really be talking that much, bro.

[Pat]

Make you a fan.

[Mike]

What?

[Pat]

That's some fair. I'm. I really, I'm really not with you.

[Mike]

No, you said you cuz you had some real experience.

[Pat]

I could have really went dark on that. You know how dark I could get.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm glad he said something.

[Pat]

You know how dark I could get, bro. I could have been like, yeah, I hope that died. He like, what? All right, Tweet of the week, some dude said just lost custody of my kids. What's the move for tonight?

[Mike]

What else were you supposed to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel it.

[Pat]

It's kind of like true. Like I have like I have shared custody of my son. So I either have him three or four days.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

During the week. If for some odd ass reason there was like some loophole that like said like, oh, your full custody or your half custody, whatever I got has been taken away and you now can only see your kid two hours a month or some supervised visit, like some weird happened.

[Mike]

Right.

[Pat]

I definitely would be like, what the am I doing?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You think I'm just sitting and watch like Netflix shows a father and son.

[Mike]

Like, oh, you need this. You need a healthy distraction.

[Pat]

Egos for everybody. You want a shot?

[Mike]

I've been, I've been like sad and been out before.

[Pat]

Yeah. I think, I think, I think every time, every. I feel like every time I'm out, this is how I gauge myself. If I go home, if I go out and I'm home by 12:30 and I'm in bed, that means I'm happy, I'm in a good mood. Like, I like saw the people I need to see. I got out before bar closed. But if I stay out till 5am Then I like something wrong with you, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, you're not locked in, bro. You sad about something. If you out till 5am Bro, you running from demons, bro? At that point.

[Mike]

Yeah, it depends. It, it, it. Does it depend on age though? No, I don't think so. You think you're out till 5am if that's just your, your lifestyle, partying, everyone.

[Pat]

I'm Saying like, consistent system.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

If it's a back to back, like. Yeah, like something wrong, bro? Right. Yeah, check in, man. You hearing a bird shirt before you get home.

[Mike]

But the thing is hard because you, you know, everybody, especially growing up, you have a bigger, wider friend group. Like there's. You have your going out crew. So it might be a different person every weekend saying, let's go out. And it might be their first time hanging with you. And if you're a chronic going outer, then that's going to be a thing for you.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's true. The thing that bothers me about going out, especially like, obviously sometimes we go out here in Milwaukee.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Is that sometimes I see it gives me like a great cringe. I get. I say, but like, I see someone I saw 10 years ago.

[Mike]

Why is that a cringe for you?

[Pat]

Because it's just like, damn, I'm still in the same place. You know what I mean? But I've seen this, like in a similar eye outfit from 10 years ago. And he's still dancing, doing the same thing.

[Mike]

But couldn't he say the same thing about you then? Seeing you.

[Pat]

Oh, well, I'll beat the out there. Why you talking behind my back? You know what I'm saying? What you mean? Cbt? If somebody said that to me, I'll beat their ass.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

All rip.

[Mike]

I'm the worst.

[Pat]

I'm about to leave because I seen you here 10 years ago.

[Mike]

This.

[Pat]

Give me deja about to. I'm about to hit your ass. You know what's coming next.

[Mike]

I'm really. I hate meeting people that I, I feel bad because sometimes I won't remember their name. And it's because, you know, working with the clothing brand as well, there's a lot of short conversations you have, especially when we do pop ups or work in the store, stuff like that. So then I'll meet somebody. And there was one time it happened, I had to look at Pat, like, where do I know him from? And it's always worse because I'd be.

[Pat]

Like, I sold you fit before.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was easy though, because I was with my girl. So I, I was like, oh, this is my girl. Right? And then he's. And then he's like, oh, my name is Blank Blank. So that helped that way.

[Pat]

Saucy Santana. That's the thing I don't. That's the only thing I don't like about the pop ups, bro. I be shaking hands with people. I don't know who the they are. And I think sometimes, like with the pop up is up because I knew some people from Unfinished Legacy way before the podcast even started. But now I have that confusion of if I knew you before the podcast started or after podcast started. Because the people that I knew before the podcast started, I got like a. Like, oh, bro, let's go over here. Let's get a drink. Like, blah, blah. But if I knew you after and you met me through the podcast, it's like the whole time, it's like some random ass. There's like Gene, you know, Rob, right G. Like, who the. Right away from him, bro.

[Mike]

Gene introduced me to somebody that. And I thought it was a whole different person. One time, legit was talking to this person and I. It was. It was a form. It was a caller from the pod before.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

And I was talking to this person thinking it was that caller from the pod. And they were just like, oh, let me know when you want to get on the pod. And it's not like, oh, no, you can hop on the pod anytime. You know, just talking and then invited.

[Pat]

Somebody else to reply, listen, bro, ask me to be on the pie. And I got two shots already.

[Mike]

The funny thing now is we get recognized a lot now. And if anybody ever sees us in public, right. Just let us know that you know us right away. Because I get anxiety because you. Obviously we're not famous enough so people to know us. Everybody just know us by name. People just see us sometimes on. On reels and like, we get those. You look familiar.

[Pat]

No, there's one dude, dudes literally said, he was like, You've been on SportsCenter before, bro. And I said, what? And I said, no, you probably know me from some podcasts. He said, nah, a podcast. He said, I see you on Sports Center. Like, he was drunk. He was like, how was Stephen A. Is Stephen A this and that? He started asking me questions about Stephen A. And Kendrick persons. I like, bro, I've never been on sports before. I like. I'm telling you, if you seen some, you probably seen it from like, TikTok. And his girlfriend had to let him know, like, no, you watch him on YouTube. YouTube and like that, like, dude was drunk as hell asking me about Stephen. His ass beat over Stephen A. Smith. It's crazy.

[Mike]

They say Elon Musk is trying to turn X into like a full dating app.

[Pat]

I get it.

[Mike]

You think you can meet your Facebook.

[Pat]

Used to have a dating. No, you can't.

[Mike]

No, I'm just saying, would you want to meet your future wife under an NBA conspiracy meme page.

[Pat]

Right. No, no, no, no. Twitter is like, obviously, I think Twitter has a. Has to have the most bots or most active bots. I don't know the analytics behind it or the stats behind it. Who has the most bots. But I will say, like, Twitter, you can literally have, like, you can go through the comments and there'll be 50 comments, and all 50 of them could be not real.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's hard.

[Pat]

Yes. I will say it's not like that so much with Instagram. You know what I'm saying? Or Facebook.

[Mike]

I would say it's probably easier to know somebody's. If you say you're looking. If you meet a girl on Twitter, you can know a lot about her more than on Instagram, by her tweets. If she tweets a lot, I just think you have to show some type of. Let me see what she's reposting. Let me see what she's tweeting. It's like, oh, she kind of has a sense of humor. That's somebody I can gel with.

[Pat]

Twitter is crazy.

[Mike]

But nope, the Twitter is not that many pictures.

[Pat]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You don't have to post pictures. Makes it seem like if someone posted two pictures in 10 years on Twitter, it's normal.

[Mike]

Yeah, very normal.

[Pat]

If somebody posted two pictures in 10 years on Instagram, it's like, okay, I'm about to report your page. This is weird.

[Mike]

With the Instagram stuff, I do get why some people. I do get annoyed sometime when people try, especially celebrities or upand cominging rappers, when they try to be mysterious and they're not even popular yet. I don't. It's just like, why are you trying to.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

This mystique and this thing. When he's like, this is the building phase.

[Pat]

Yeah. I. I don't want to see blurry photos from somebody with 750. I need it in 4k. You got 750 followers. You should be trying to tell me everything that's going on.

[Mike]

Do you think for, like, even, like, girls that are in relationship or guys in relationship, do you think it's. You should post a picture of a person you're dating and putting emoji over their face? Or is it just better off not posting it?

[Pat]

I saw a person that we're both mutually friends with. Yeah, he just posted his girl and every. He did, like, a photo dump. And she was in four or five of the photos, and every picture that she was in, her face was turned.

[Mike]

I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I think that's like, aesthetically doing, like, just, you know, I'm enjoying myself. And aesthetically, the emoji. The emoji just seems. It just forced.

[Pat]

But you're saying it's more tactical, tacky, then.

[Mike]

Yes, it's more tacky.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

To say, like, someone's face, even, like, when people. I don't rock with people that do. They'll crop someone out of a photo because they look really good in that photo. That makes me think that you're ugly. And, like, this is the only.

[Mike]

No, I feel that. I think I've done that before.

[Pat]

Crop. Like, posted a photo.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. And then cropped and cropped and cropped another person out. I believe I've done that.

[Pat]

You. You were, like, actually engaging with.

[Mike]

No, I just. It was just like, they didn't need to be in the photo.

[Pat]

No, If. Okay, if, like, let's say I'm shooting a basketball, right? And I really like how I look in it and Gene in the background on his phone, and I wanted it to be a solo picture of just me. If I crop Gene out, that's okay.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But if me and Gene shaken up and then, like, I crop Gene out and it just looked like I'm like this. I think that's weird as.

[Mike]

Yeah, I've cropped groups.

[Pat]

Yeah. Just about hard.

[Mike]

I think I've cropped, like, group photos sometimes. No, that's weird as, bro, because it's just like, it's. I wanted the solo picture. No, everybody else. Everybody else. Swag is stupid. And y' all not about to post this picture or everybody looking goofy. And you know when you just feel like people are going to bring down your aura points.

[Pat]

No, bro, that's weird. I think that's only acceptable for a profile picture. No, that's weak, bro. It's a profile picture.

[Mike]

N. You can. You can remove. You can crop people out.

[Pat]

No, you can't.

[Mike]

I think I've cropped you out of a photo. Never have I. I swear to God. I've cropped you out of photo.

[Pat]

I called you weird as, bro.

[Mike]

I've propped you out of a photo. There was a group. No, there was a group photo we took one time, and it was a. Some celebrity or whoever.

[Pat]

We.

[Mike]

Somebody in the middle. And I cropped you out because you didn't like the way you looked in the picture.

[Pat]

Oh, I asked you to, though, though.

[Mike]

No, that's. It's not different.

[Pat]

No, I'm saying what I. That's not different because you still involved another person, too. That was in the photo.

[Mike]

That's what I'm talking about, too.

[Pat]

No, I'm saying, like, there's some people that take, like, photos with, like, let's say it's a dude. We take photos with four other dudes, and they all got different poses, and he just zoom in on himself. And you can see this literally holding this. These other shoulders in the picture. But he got him cropped out, and all he got is his. So like, bro, just go take a picture by yourself.

[Mike]

No. Or just don't hold nobody's shoulder. That's why I always keep my pictures neutral.

[Pat]

Trying to hide.

[Mike]

I always do the same thing in my pictures. N crop your photos, man. If everybody else is photo, bro, everybody. But you don't know that in the moment. Cuz sometimes you might want to do the group photo, right? You go there with intentions of posting the. The group photo and then what do you call it? And then the people just don't look right in the photo. So what you told you. Then both of y' all just tweaked out. Both of y' all literally got on your phone. Literally just talking to myself. I feel you. I feel you. I was just looking. I looked at you, and I was bad. I looked at G. I was like, oh.

[Pat]

Let that boy hang. Talk to them. No, talk to the crowd.

[Mike]

What else you got? What do you guys got?

[Pat]

Listener callers.

[Mike]

Are we good? Really? On 34 minutes with a stop? Usually we try to get to 40 with a stop.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

You got one topic.

[Pat]

Can't stop.

[Gene]

Stop.

[Pat]

Okay. So I put on my story is a lyric by Brent Fayes from his song called Home. He said, it's just safer being silent these days.

[Mike]

I saw that, and that was. That was weird. But you post that. But go ahead.

[Pat]

Thank you. I'm glad you said yeah. So why is it weird?

[Mike]

I don't know. It's just you. Sometimes it's like you're trying to post mysterious. Like, I know. You know when you know about somebody's life, right? And they post a lyric and I'm like, that don't really match what's going on in your life right now. Because I'm your best friend and I know a lot. You know, he knows a lot about my life. I know a lot about his life.

[Pat]

Okay. Which kind of goes on the theme of what everybody responded in my DMs, like, do saying, shoot, this ain't you. Yeah. Like, sometimes I post for y' all to take advantage of this post was for some of y' all, all it's Just safer being silent these days because some of y' all need to shut the up. This is not for me.

[Mike]

You're just spinning it.

[Pat]

It's literally safer for some people to be silent.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's the general term.

[Pat]

Yes. And that's what I meant by it. Not me. Why would I be silent?

[Mike]

But you, I think is because you use a song lyric to express your own. A thought you could have just said or made a video or using your own words.

[Pat]

I don't like, I feel like that brings bad juju when I do that.

[Mike]

Why?

[Pat]

The only people I like talking about is like people I know that have like dish at least somewhat disrespected me. Like a lot of people come on this show and they'd be like, damn, Pat. Mean, sometimes like I'll read through somebody's messages and they already talk about me or Mike.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So like I'm being an to them right away. Like, damn, Pat. But y' all don't know this one person already talks or. And I already know they about to talk. I'm just beating them to the punch. So that's what I'm saying about other people just say for them being silent.

[Mike]

Have you guys seen those drunk driving messages that be happening on the highways?

[Pat]

Yeah. On the billboard.

[Mike]

Yeah. Sometimes I feel like they making them too catchy. Like there I saw when it was like, you up. Don't let that be your last text.

[Pat]

Yeah, and you know what I do? I'll take a picture of it. That's what I'm saying while I'm driving.

[Mike]

Sometimes, sometimes they be long itself. Now imagine somebody actually drunk and then now they're trying to read some and they laughing at that.

[Pat]

No, I'm gonna let you know now all, all drunk drivers got their eyes on the road.

[Mike]

But I'm saying too, if you see those messages, isn't it already too late?

[Pat]

Nah, that's it sound like you said like talking something deeper. Because when I see the religious ones, that's what it says.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, but that's still different.

[Pat]

Saved. But I think one, one of them says like when Jesus comes back, is he going to recognize you or some like that. I was like, I hope so.

[Mike]

Look in the rearview mirror. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Pat]

Like what? I think some people like that's the only messed up part about religion is some people ask you, ask you some crazy ass questions trying to use the power of religion.

[Mike]

Well, I guess I was saying more in terms of if someone is drunk driving already and they're in the car and they see that. What does that do for them to read that message?

[Pat]

Yeah, I guess it just depends on what song they got playing. Don't drink and drive though, man. No, it's really not good.

[Mike]

No, it really, it really. You really shouldn't.

[Pat]

And Uber is probably like the cheapest has been. I literally just seen a woman complain and she had to take somebody from like the north side of Milwaukee all the way to Racy and they was only going to give her $25 for the trip.

[Mike]

I just hate seeing like pointless people, like deaths happening because of drunk driving. Yeah, it's so pointless because it's such an easy thing to. I. I tech really don't drink when I go out like that. I'll have, I'll have maybe one drink, but I don't do more than one drink just because I like driving myself to places.

[Pat]

I would. But I would venture to say, like, outside of like very, very small towns, like if you're in like a major bar area, if you actually say, don't use. If you're a woman, don't. Don't use this. But if you, if you actually say, yo, I'm drunk. Can somebody take me home?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

As a guy at least.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

If you say that like I'm supposed to call you a cab or something. Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

I honestly would probably take some. I probably would take somebody that I don't even know like that home if they told me like that. I'm just saying. I'm just saying like a music like a friend, but not really like a super friend. And they say, hey, I'm drunk as I need a ride home. I would give him a ride. I would provide a ride home.

[Pat]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

No, I've taken. I've taken my. My guy friends. I'm taking them home. For girls, it's a little harder because it's just like I'd rather it call girl a Uber. You know what I'm saying? It's just easier to do that way to keep yourself, to protect yourself. It's not that bad. Y' all know what I'm trying to say, Bro, I hear you. Come on now.

[Gene]

And you jump around.

[Mike]

Let me take you home, bro. I got you, bro. Don't even worry about it. You see, you see your friend call the Uber. He just put his phone down like that. Like, bro. Nah, I got him.

[Pat]

Y boys go se. What?

[Mike]

I got room for five.

[Pat]

Why you keep bringing that two seater up? Just in case somebody get drunk. Only got room for one.

[Mike]

Oh my gosh. All Right, man. We'll end it there.

[Pat]

All right, brother.

[Mike]

This has been crash dummies episode 208.

[Pat]

Come on, man. Get right.

[Mike]

Don't tell me to get it right. You just said didn't matter. Come on, brother.

[Pat]

Subscribe to Patreon. Keep leaving comments. Keep liking stuff. Keep letting us know who to work with if y' all really want us to work with. People keep spamming their comments. Yeah, spamming the comments. That's. I say spamming posts that they just posted is the most effective way. Like, yeah, going to their muse. I think somebody. Somebody went to. We're talking about Wiz Khalifa.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And somebody was like. They messaged me and was like, oh, bro. I shouted y' all to Wiz Khalifa. Hopefully he see it. Lol. And I thought it was funny, but I like when people do that. So I was like, oh, where'd you send it? Like, thinking it was like an Instagram comment to his last post, which is the best way to do was on a YouTube video to the Fast and Furious. That's even his song. That's, like, the furthest away he is going to be from seeing that. It's, like, one of the most viral videos of all time.

[Mike]

I think that video has a. Like, a couple billion. No, dude.

[Pat]

Weird as hell, bro.

[Mike]

I know. I legit think that video has a billion views.

[Pat]

I don't know if he was trolling or what.

[Mike]

What was the song called again, too?

[Pat]

Is man, see you again.

[Mike]

See you again.

[Pat]

See, it's by Charlie Puth or some like that.

[Mike]

It's with. It's with him, too, too.

[Pat]

Charlie Puth.

[Mike]

No, it's featuring Charlie Puth.

[Pat]

Oh, it's with song.

[Mike]

It's with song.

[Pat]

I ain't know that.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, it's with song.

[Pat]

Okay, my bad.

[Mike]

6.6 billion views.

[Pat]

How many comments?

[Mike]

Let me see. Hold on. Let me turn this down before they. Holy. What do you think?

[Pat]

A comment? A million comments.

[Mike]

What do you think, G? How many comments on 6.6 billion? Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, I up.

[Mike]

How much is that?

[Pat]

I said a million, and it's a billion. It gotta be 10 million comments on.

[Mike]

Nah. 2.2.3. You're close.

[Pat]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. 2.3 million comments. I bet Wiz is gonna see that. You know what the most recent comment was? What, 18 minutes ago.

[Pat]

We take you all through whiz.

[Mike]

All right, y' all. Peace.