Pocket-Sized Love - Episode 213

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast – "Pocket-Sized Love" (Episode 213)

Release Date: July 2, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson (Pat), Michael Esiobu (Mike)
Guest: Gene

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Episode Overview

Pat and Mike bring their trademark mix of humor, hot takes, and off-the-wall scenarios in Episode 213, "Pocket-Sized Love." With friend Gene joining, they riff on recent viral moments in music, wild listener calls, and cultural observations—from Nigerian Pidgin guessing games to relationship "exit interviews." The episode is a blend of personal anecdotes, current event reactions, playful roast sessions, and listener stories—all delivered with their signature irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Merch Talk and Listener "Aesthetics"

[00:34 – 02:33]

• The hosts discuss upcoming merch and joke about offering "shiesties" (face masks) for listeners who feel "ugly," playing on internet trends.
• Quote (Pat, 01:05): "We do got a lot of ugly listeners, man. Like, if you're daily ugly... But it's 1pm on a Wednesday. This is supposed to be prime. You're hiding yourself. What's going on?"
• They riff on the psychology of covering up flaws, teasing each other's appearance and what it's like to manage your own on-camera presence.

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2. T-Pain, Drake, and the Art of Interviewing

[02:37 – 06:42]

• The hosts address the aftermath of a recent episode that got picked up by blogs, particularly regarding a T-Pain comment that fans speculated involved Drake.
• Quote (Mike, 02:57): "We kind of teetered a line with dark humor...some stuff that we all took out before then. So this was never a thought to take out..."
• They clarify they’re not a "music news" pod and intentionally avoid fueling beefs for clout.
• Reflections on interviewing bigger names: It's tricky, and often, you just let them speak rather than challenge them on the spot.
• Reference to Shannon Sharpe and Katt Williams interview—what's your responsibility as an interviewer?

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3. Can You Tell When People Don’t Like You?

[07:05 – 10:05]

• The group explores reading energy and whether you can sense if someone dislikes you.
• Quote (Gene, 07:09): "If there was somebody I saw every day and said what's up to. No, probably not. But you can definitely get energy—either you don't like me or you just weird."
• Discussion of friendship dynamics, especially differences between men and women’s friend groups, and how drama plays out.

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4. Relationship "Exit Interviews" and Brutal Honesty

[11:33 – 15:09]

• What would you rather know after being cheated on: the details or just the fact?
• Pat jokes about needing "exit interviews" after breakups for self-improvement.
• Quote (Pat, 12:32): "There needs to be more exit interviews for relationships."
• Both joke about the challenge of honest feedback and how most people overrate their own abilities/qualities.

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5. Jeff Bezos’ $50 Million Wedding and Celebrity Social Circles

[17:15 – 19:47]

• The group reacts to Bezos renting out Venice for his wedding and the type of guest list you’d have, leading to a fantasy draft of wedding performers (Usher, Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar, David Blaine).
• Hilarity as they question the authenticity of celebrity friendships at such events.
• Touch on the idea of "pocket watching"—critiquing how rich people spend, tongue-in-cheek.

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6. Listener Callers – Unexpected Life Changes

[24:29 – 55:03]

Call 1: Pocket-Sized Couple

[24:29 – 28:17]

• A listener calls from a picnic date, gets roasted for being short (5’3” and 5’2”) and for talking about body insecurities.
• Quote (Pat, 27:17): "Standing on top of each other, y’all not any taller than a basketball."

Call 2: Unfiltered Language

[28:44 – 31:51]

• Caller says he stopped "code-switching" and started cussing anywhere, including church.
• Hosts riff on the code-switching "professional voice."

Call 3: Stopped Cheating

[32:17 – 34:29]

• Caller describes dramatically improved (and more peaceful) life after quitting cheating, mainly due to not getting caught anymore.

Call 4: Stopped "Choking the Chicken"

[34:51 – 38:43]

• 21-year-old mechanic says he quit masturbation, claims it made him "grow five inches," and likens urges to "getting bigger cutlets."

Call 5: Escaping Andrew Tate and "Red Pill" Influences

[39:04 – 42:58]

• Caller reflects on quitting toxic "alpha male" content and how listening to anti-gym, anti-woman influencers made his life worse and more negative.
• Quote (Caller, 42:30): "Stop listening to that stuff. You’re not gonna get no girls...you’re still gonna be broke. I thought I’d have a Bugatti by 25."

Call 6: Stopped Paying Child Support

[43:41 – 49:33]

• Deadbeat dad gives his rationalization for quitting jobs and payments, getting roasted for living with his mom and dodging responsibilities.
• Quote (Mike, 49:09): "The statistics say there has to be dead beats or the word wouldn’t exist."

Call 7: Stopped Eating Out Strippers

[50:46 – 53:40]

• Caller claims he "retired" from the side hustle of being paid to dine on strippers, mostly because he "caught something."
• Detailed Q&A about logistics (prices, recruitment, etc.)

Call 8: Quitting Vaping

[54:09 – 56:26]

• Sacramento caller stopped vaping "cancer sticks" and debates regional slang with the hosts, eventually challenging Gilbert Arenas to a 1v1.

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7. Nigerian Pidgin Guessing Game

[59:20 – 67:23]

• The group dives into a "Nigerian Pidgin" phrase translation challenge, with Pat reading phrases, Mike and Gene translating/deciphering meaning.
• Funny struggle over pronunciation and meaning—highlights cultural quirks and wordplay.
• Notable Pidgin phrase (61:44): "A beg, no de do like mumu" ("Please, don't act like a dummy.")
• Quote (Pat, 63:33): "I chop belly full" ("I ate a lot.")

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8. Social Media & Tweet of the Week

[67:40 – 69:37]

• Facebook/Twitter finds: e.g., a post offering "20k on my baby mama's head" and a friend's savage reply ("Say a name before I get all four"), plus a tweet about watching TikToks at the club.
• Commentary on the hazards of posting wild threats and the relatability of being glued to your phone in social settings.

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9. Sports Rivalries, WNBA, and Podcast "Beefs"

[69:38 – 71:44]

• Discussing Joy Taylor's point that much of Caitlin Clark’s current buzz is linked to her rivalry with Angel Reese. Parallels drawn to the importance of rivalry in pop culture and sports.

• Quote (Pat, 70:23): "You don’t get more popular without rivalry...that’s what sports is about."

• The hosts discuss podcast and streamer culture, the dangers of fake "beefs" for content, and the unpredictable impact on fans.

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10. Personal Nightlife Conflicts

[71:44 – 80:27]

• Real-life stories about near-fights at clubs: disputes over booths, being recognized, and how viral confrontations can escalate in public/fandom.
• Quote (Pat, 76:29): “Two men were hit by a party in a random alley. All you see is headlights turn on. That’s it.”
• Reflections on the weird social dynamics of minor celebrity, from people recognizing them in Milwaukee nightlife to being mistaken for stars (getting called Offset at Summerfest).

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Notable Quotes

• Pat, on interviewing celebs: "If T. Pain told me he seen Drake do three cartwheels in a row, I gotta believe it. I wasn't there." [03:18]
• Mike, on friendship: "If you really yourself, you can tell...I'm over here just chilling, being myself and this person just walk through my conversation..." [08:04]
• Pat, on red pill logic: "Stop listening...you’re still gonna be broke. I thought I was gonna have a Bugatti by 25, but, like, I’m not." [42:30]
• Listener, on quitting cheating: "I stopped because I kept getting caught, man." [33:04]
• Listener, on "strippers": "A hundred dollars. You’re in there and you aren’t doing anything else. Just nothing else. What?” [51:19]
• Pat, on cultural slang: "I know you asked. [about basketball] Your go-to shot is a pull-up three...[to listener].” [58:22]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------ |------------| | Merch & Shiesty Mask Jokes | 00:34-02:33| | T-Pain/Drake Interview Fallout | 02:37-06:42| | Reading Social Energy & Friendships | 07:05-10:05| | Relationship Exit Interviews | 11:33-15:09| | Jeff Bezos Wedding, Celebrity Circles | 17:15-19:47| | Listener Callers: Short Couple | 24:29-28:17| | Listeners on Code-Switching & Cheating | 28:44-34:29| | Listener Quitting Porn, Red Pill Content | 34:51-42:58| | Listener On Child Support | 43:41-49:33| | Listener on "Strippers", Vape, Sacramento Slang | 50:46-56:26| | Nigerian Pidgin Game | 59:20-67:23| | Facebook/Tweet of the Week | 67:40-69:37| | WNBA Rivalry Discourse | 69:38-71:44| | Podcast/Streamer Conflicts, Nightlife Stories | 71:44-80:27| | Celebrity Encounters & Racism Anecdotes | 80:27-end |

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Memorable Moments

• Hilarious roast of a "pocket-sized" couple, with joke after joke about their height and shoe size.
• The "exit interviews" conversation with play-acting what an honest break-up debrief would really sound like.
• The wildest call: a listener claims he used to be paid to eat out strippers—but only that.
• Nigerian Pidgin guessing game, spotlighting how language evolves and the challenge of decoding cultural idioms.
• Reflective but playful takes on podcast/streamer “fake beef” and the unpredictability of internet fame.

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Tone and Style

• The conversation is loose, unscripted, and jumps between playful banter and thoughtful commentary, always laced with sharp wit and a bit of dark humor.
• Listener calls add genuine, sometimes unhinged perspectives, which Mike and Pat handle with equal parts empathy, ridicule, and comedy.

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Useful For

• Fans who want to catch all the key topics without missing the fun and energy.
• New listeners looking for an overview of what makes Crash Dummies unique (wild callers, irreverent pop culture commentary, and inside jokes).
• Anyone wanting cultural insights wrapped in pure comedy.

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Final Thought

Episode 213 lives up to the "Crash Dummies" name: no topic is too random or awkward, from breakups to Bezos, toxic masculinity, viral beefs, and everything in between—even a crash course in Nigerian slang. It's chaotic, but always clever, and consistently hilarious.

Transcript

[A]

Yo, welcome to crash dummies, episode 213. I'm Mike, that's Pat. We got Gene in the building. Was that. How'd you like the energy?

[B]

I rock with it.

[A]

Rock with it.

[B]

I can't stop you from saying my name. Yeah, so it's just like, I'm trying

[A]

to keep track of, like, when I don't, like, chuckle. I'm trying to. So one minute in already. I'll start laughing at, like, five minutes.

[B]

You're not even one. You're not even 30 seconds.

[A]

No, I'll start. I'll start at five. I can smile.

[B]

Hey, you can smile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep smiling. Oh, I'm.

[A]

Make sure. Make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon. What else?

[B]

Dead Patreon. Merch coming soon.

[A]

Yeah, Merch coming soon.

[B]

Hey, get. Y' all also stop when y' all take pictures and our stuff. If you ugly, cover your face up. I don't want to see it, man. Or at least don't tag me. Just crash on. I got an idea.

[A]

What?

[B]

Let's sell shies. Crash, dummy.

[A]

Shisties.

[B]

Winter time.

[A]

Oh, I think that when you see the design, I think that actually might make sense.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, that'd be fire. That'd be fire. We do got a lot of ugly listeners, man. You know? You know, if you were, like. You were daily ugly, I can see if, like, people were shy at night. Like, damn, I don't look good. I'm a little bloated from dinner. I ain't took a shower yet. I'm gonna throw on my shy seat because I gotta run into no Walgreens or something. I get it. It's. I see somebody 8 or 9 o' black with a shy seal. If it started this way, and I'd be like, okay, I get it. But, like, it's. It's 1pm on a Wednesday. Like this. This is supposed to be prime.

[A]

You. Yeah.

[B]

You're hiding yourself. What's going on?

[A]

That's some deeper issues right there.

[B]

Criminal like, you know what I'm saying? They're just like, you got a shy ceiling. You're that. Nobody's that ugly. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

The thing is, it's when you wear whatever you wear, just like. Like, I have a big forehead. Right. So you got to make a choice of, do I put my big forehead on camera or make it even more shockingly my forehead size when my hat comes off.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or when your glasses come off, like how small your eyes are, whatever that may be. You got to make that Choice. So I feel like when you wear a shy sea with your face and then you're a little ugly or you claim that you're a little ugly to yourself, maybe to me too, but. And then you take off your shisty is more surprising like, oh, shit, you. You decided you as ugly as what? I mean, it wasn't no zit.

[A]

That was the most like, broad explanation of something so simple.

[B]

That's crazy, huh? Yeah. Merch, merch, merch, merch.

[A]

Oh, yeah. So I guess we can get into the. The news that was out, you know, the T. Pain. Yeah. The. Even though it came out like eight days after the podcast actually dropped. So it's kind of funny. Like all those clips and all those moments kind of went by and we didn't even think about the whole Drake comment at all. Like, it was not even a thought, trust me.

[B]

Dr. Comment. Some of the stuff, like, obviously, you know how we shoot. Like we're. We kind of teetered a line with dark humor. So there was some stuff that we all took out before then. Like we took out stuff. So this was never a thought to take out or nothing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And even still hearing it back, I don't think he said anything like anything

[A]

that was worth challenging in that moment either.

[B]

Yeah. And we. Who are we to challenge? If T. Pain told me he seen Drake do three cartwheels in a row, I gotta believe it. I wasn't there.

[A]

It's vice versa. Drake came on the pod and he told us something about somebody. I would have listened just the same way.

[B]

That's when people was getting mad. Just like the Shannon Sharp, Cat Williams interview. Whatever Cat Williams says at that point, Shannon Sharp, unless he was there, he can't say that that didn't happen or it's not like that.

[A]

I'll say it's a little different because I don't even think we mentioned. I don't think we ever said the word Drake in that whole thing. Like, I don't even think you ever say his name in that whole clip. Shannon Sharp kind of be like, you know, Cat would say something and then he'd be like, so you saying, you know, like everybody, you know, I get what you say. We could have took it there with that topic, you know, as we want to be really messy.

[B]

That's not our type of.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

As you all know. And like, obviously people don't know that about our past. So we had. I never wanted that. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be found that way because more likely People that don't find us organically aren't going to really vibe with what's going on here. I guarantee you somebody was pissed off listening to our pod.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because they thought. They probably thought we were some music news.

[A]

Yeah. There's like, another episode.

[B]

Damn. Why these keep talking about T. Pain and singing in the fan? Oh, man. We not.

[A]

I feel like if you find the podcast through a way that we don't normally do, which is we don't do that type of artist interviews like that. You know, that's not a weekly thing.

[B]

And we. And we protecting some of our listeners. So we know, like, some of them real slap the out of.

[A]

But no, it was. I think it was the first time it was interesting to see all the blogs and getting reposted on different pages and stuff like that. Watching it back, it. It seems kind of like I'm like. Because I was like. I was like chuckling in the whole clip. Pat was like. It looked like it felt like we're glazing the topic. And it was like it was. We were moving on to listen to callers, like, right after that. So it was just like trying to wrap up that conversation because I had nothing to add to it and Pat had nothing to add to it.

[B]

But honestly, anybody that say anything about us has obviously never been in that position.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

More likely when you're doing an interview with somebody, they're more famous than you. Usually. That's how that works. And whatever he said, we like. What the. Like, what am I gonna say? I don't know. Mr. Pain. I disagree with that one. Yeah.

[A]

Because people were saying that he's tripping, that he still got a number one hit and stuff like that. And that's true. Drake did still get a number one hit after the whole thing. So it was like. It's not really like the bowing out gracefully thing.

[B]

Anywho, that's. That's two grown. That's two grown men. You know what I mean? Like, there's two grown men that obviously. I don't know if they like each other. I don't know if they do. Guess what? I don't give a. I could give a. If they like each other or not. I like both artists.

[A]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[B]

It's just like all the beasts, all the rap beast has ever been like, why would I sit here and choose another human being over another human being?

[A]

Human beings that we both don't know.

[B]

We both don't know.

[A]

Like, it's like. It's weird.

[B]

Did come on a Pod.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean? And. And showed us hella love, you know what I'm saying? But we still not like this. It's not even a beef.

[A]

It's a conversation. Everybody's like, y' all don't start a beef. And I'm like, if they didn't like each other because of this, then they already didn't like each other.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, there was always something there. So, I mean, by Drake's comments saying that he resent he. That was there already or miscommunication.

[B]

Some people don't talk. I bet you there's somebody in your. That you don't even talk to right now that thinks you don't like them. Yeah, all because y' all don't talk no more. Because that's how they gauge like, oh, we lost their. And they're. And let's say their first opinion about you is an opinion you don't like. Yeah, like, damn, we don't even talk no more. Why the you talking about? I feel like, you know, I mean, you never know how people. You never know relationships, you know.

[A]

Can you tell when people don't like you?

[B]

No, I feel like you really can.

[A]

I really can.

[B]

I could tell.

[A]

I can tell.

[B]

No, no, I'm saying like, in general.

[A]

I'm just saying general.

[B]

If there was somebody I saw every day and said, what's up to. No, probably not. But if. If I come around something, I can definitely get energy because. Yeah, because I know even if you rude, then you know what I'm saying, One or the other. Either you don't like me because you acting weird, or you weird as. And I don't like weird people. That's what I was about to say.

[A]

It was like.

[B]

It's like you could tell the energy and it's most likely projecting because you don't like their energy. So it's like it just won't. Some frequencies don't go together.

[A]

I think it is true, but definitely can tell when somebody I don't know and I don't talk to, I can just tell when they not. They don't like me. You know, you can just tell that energy, like when you walk past them. Just there's certain things you do, like cordially to people when you make eye contact with them and stuff like that, to just like, not even like, look your way and pretend you're walking by and it's like, all right, bro.

[B]

But I feel like that. I feel like if you're truly yourself, then you find out a lot quicker.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because like, if you're faking, like, who you are and somebody don't like you, like dudes that's out here, like, faking their personality for a girl, the reason why you still after that girl, because you're not being yourself. Because if you was really yourself and she ain't text you back, you'll be so. You'd be like, man, you. So I think it's the same thing with people. Like, if you really yourself, you can tell like, damn, I'm over here just chilling, being myself and this person just like, like walk through my conversation type or. Or did some weird. You know what I'm saying? Just like, once you do something, if somebody do something weird to you and you being your genuine self, it's so easy to say, like, that's when bad people being like. You ever see bad people? They got bad friendships.

[A]

Like, both people bad. Yeah.

[B]

How y' all be doing this to each other and y' all best friends? Cause y' all both bad people. Well, she probably wouldn't have did this if I wouldn't have did that. Now it's tit for tat for the rest of y' all life.

[A]

I see that more with women. I feel like their friend groups are a lot different than guys. No, I know, I know, I know. There you go. There's a new people that just watched the slide from the shade room. They're misogynistic. No, I'm saying in general. And I think because women probably care more, but their friendships. I see people that claim their friends talk more about each other than I do with guys.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And I, I. That's just something I experienced. And so I think guys. I think because girls value their friendships more. Yeah. So they feel like you did something wrong. So they will more willing to talk about it behind the scenes. Where guys. I don't think there's a lot of friction. Sometimes it's just like, it is what it is.

[B]

Yeah. It's usually. It's usually not drama. Unless guys are like power to upon each other. That's usually when the drama starts. Because 99 of drama that, you know, I grew up in always had something to do with a woman. It might be somewhere else now. Like, you know what I'm saying? Dude might have stole his car.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But it started from like a woman and beefing over a woman, and then it went a little bit further, I think.

[A]

Yeah. I think it's just a level of like, what would make me mad as a friend. Like, there's not too many. I think Guys aren't emotionally attached to each other in that. In that sense that there's anything emotionally they can do to each other.

[B]

Yeah, because that's the. But that's. But that's the biggest thing I feel like, as men, like, when we're growing up, we're probably like, you know, people like to say as women, but it's really men that are the most emotionally unstable.

[A]

Yeah, like, for sure at that.

[B]

From, like, 18 and 21. Like, bruh. Like, I was unstable. So, like, yeah, a dude that's talking to a girl that I like, it's just, like, automatic beef, no matter what. And you, like, crashing out over it, because that's, like, the only thing that you can get to me emotionally, because that's the only thing that's not even talk about my dad. I'm gonna talk about your dad. Yeah, you talk about my dog. I'm gonna talk about your dad. Grant. Now I'm laughing. I'm not gonna do that. But you. It's just even, like, whatever you say to me, like, it's, what up? And then, like, you can fight if you want to, but that's still even, like, you know what I'm saying? I can throw a punch, and you throw a punch at me. Not saying, like, the results and stuff, but, like, the girl. It's only one girl.

[A]

You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah, I'm chilling, bro. How you get her, bro? No, ask her how you got her and the really talking. I would rather somebody be talking to me in, like, a yelling voice and not making sense than to be talking directly to me.

[A]

Yeah. So if, like, your partner cheats on you. Right. Would you rather know how she got to the point of cheating or just, you know, that she cheated and it's over? Like, both situations, you'll probably break up with her. But I'm saying, would you rather. Would you rather know the details of, like, how it led up to cheating, or would you just know that they cheated? Oh, she cheated on me with this other dude, and that's all I need to know. It's over.

[B]

I might have some healing to do because, like, my initial thought is, like, yeah, like, what did I do wrong? Type. Just so I can fix it for the next one and I can let it go. I can let it go.

[C]

But, you know,

[A]

he's like, hold on. Before I end this. This relationship is definitely over, but I'm trying to, like, take notes for my next chick.

[C]

So you.

[B]

You said what you said. So you like physical touch, but that don't mean penetration now giving your.

[A]

No that's true though. There needs to be. There needs to be more exit interviews for relationships.

[B]

No real. It has to be ghosting is the reason why niggas do the same thing.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because you can all. When someone ghosts you or like does something cut you off, it cuts you off. You can have an excuse of like why they did it all day week they left and stuff like that. Like some people be getting left and like blame the ex and was dog like, oh, we didn't have sex for seven months but he didn't have to leave. Like what the are you talking about, man? You got this dude whacking on magazines, man. The badges are sticky.

[A]

It's funny. It's like you do an exit interview and it's like what was the best position that you experienced? Because you got to take that information. Yeah. What are my strengths and what are my weaknesses?

[B]

My doggy strokes that bad? You said a zero out of 10. Oh, you say I'll be all on your back. My bad.

[A]

You put your feet on my shoulders.

[B]

Come on now. Who doesn't like a little belly to bel. But I feel like. I also feel like it. It would take too mature people.

[A]

It does.

[B]

Yeah. After that I'm just one upping because ain't no way you about to talk about something. Because there's always people that believe they're better at something than what they are until they get until like they're either told by somebody. You got to be told by somebody that has no reason to hate on you. So the exit interview you should come from like your best friend. Like your best friend should go get the information. Like no, talk to me for real. You gotta diss my boy. Just talk to me for real. Tell me his real.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Come back and be like, yo bro. Say Nick. Yeah bro. She said your dick little. There's just one note.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

For bringing audience. I'll just draw it. Yeah.

[A]

I was trying to look important.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dick man.

[B]

I don't know what we going to do. Like I don't know if we get side to.

[A]

I actually feel uncomfortable bringing this news to you.

[B]

You have to start acting like it's Asian. I don't know if another franchise going to really with us for a while until improve so ashwagandha or something. You do your push ups, nigga. You started coaching them fruits that make dick bigger. Headed to all these right now.

[A]

Yeah. Nigga actually clicks the ad in the corner of the porn website. You see Ron Jeremy giving the tutorial when you Click it. Here's how I went from this to this in just eight weeks, bro.

[B]

I would cry. That's actually like. I would rather like my friend like I find cartoon porn on my friend's Internet history than to find out he was looking for something to extend like you down bad, bro. That's like no confidence, bro.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If I had a four inch dick, bro. You got me up, bro. I would actually tell people like, out loud. My four, bro. I don't give a bro. I should be saucy. So they. I started getting better at a bunch

[A]

of that turn into Captain Munch.

[B]

This be doing car tricks while he girl. He dick little but he car.

[A]

They can start spinning this.

[B]

The condom's behind your ear. They keep making plan bees appear from your. Hey, you take. Let's make one of these disappear.

[A]

Put the condom on to take it out his ear. Oops,

[B]

we're going wrong.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

That's so crazy.

[A]

That's a. They can end up in jail accidentally. Try to be.

[B]

There's going to be some magic in jail for you for sure. Watch me make this whole thing appear.

[A]

Y.

[B]

What?

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Ron Jeremy getting a shout out on the pod. Rob Jeremy built like the evil villain from Sign.

[A]

Oh. So did you see that Jeff Bezos got married and it was in Venice, and he paid $50 million to like, buy the city basically for like three days.

[B]

Bought the city.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. And it led me to this. Not the. That's a sick amount of money to. To spend on a wedding, first of all. But the funny thing is that he had different, like a list celebrities at his wedding. And it makes me think that these celebrities. These people don't really have friends. Like, these celebrities don't really have, like, real, real friends. 200 people and like Kim Kardashians at your wedding. Usher is there. I think some of them are performing. So I get the. You know, if you have Jeff Bezos money, you probably got anybody. Beyonce. Who would you. If you could. If you had this type of money, who would you get to perform at your wedding?

[B]

Who. And that's a good lineup. I say Kenny Chesney.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Give me Kenny Chazine. Give me Kendrick Lamar. Because I'm all thinking of one song. That's how I want my to be. I want every. All my favorite songs. But each artist get to pick. Like, it's like the one or two that was on my playlist.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's all I want to hear. Like, I don't want nobody to perform. No that like I. With this. But this is not one of my top songs, so I'll do that. Lil Bow Wow performing this old. I got a little Sammy the Strang one. I want that whole crew have my bro. I want Lil Z. Yeah. I want, I want all that. I want a magician. David Bl.

[A]

I want him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You want to like jump into a tank chained up?

[B]

Yeah. I'm going to rip this prenup in half. No, you not.

[A]

But there was some protest going on for, you know, by the city stuff by the people that live there saying, you know, but $50 million is I. It made my stomach hurt knowing somebody had that type of money to spend on a wedding. I think just because 50 million is like life changing money and you could still have a very, very great wedding with six men. I'm not here to tell people how to spend their money. But it's just like, it's just like,

[B]

damn, are you literally doing it?

[A]

No, I'm not. Because he can spend. That's his choice.

[B]

Pocket watching. They right?

[A]

No, I, I, no, I am a pocket watcher.

[B]

Literally pocket watching right now.

[A]

No, I am pocket watching.

[B]

But no, the 50 million thing was also scared me though. Like, imagine if he was in a city and it wasn't for a wedding. Because you're saying it's 50 million for a wedding. So why wouldn't he be able to throw an event? What if he throws an event in your city and says women don't have to leave, but all men do? So if you're a woman in this city you invited to the party, like, imagine like being a man. You got your badge, right? Like, come on, baby. And then she like, I'm not leaving. What you talking about? It's a once in a lifetime Bezos party. I'm trying to meet Mr. B.

[C]

I

[A]

think you're gonna end up in court. No, I don't think you can have that many interaction with women as like, if you're like that type of player and then not one person. Person says something like bad about you.

[B]

No, you can't.

[A]

It's just very hard to. If you're that much of like a. I think if somebody's seen like there's these dudes be like, oh, I've had sex with a thousand girls, right? It's like a thousand of them. Definitely one of them has something really terrible to say about you.

[B]

Because. Because you can't be yourself all the time, right? There's some, there's some days you're off and if you're with somebody for a short. So if the only time that you've ever raised your voice was around someone and they only met you twice, what are they gonna say about you? Yeah, they could be yelling all the time. Because in the eyes you yell one out of two times. So 50 yelling ass.

[A]

To have a sex with a thousand different people.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I never like do the body count thing.

[B]

That's shame.

[A]

But even for a dude, it's like, that's crazy.

[B]

Like you got at that point, you got to be shaving time off your life. Like I'm just thinking as a human, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, let's say, let's say a human was a capri sun, right? If I keep squeezing the capri sun every day, Eventually it's gonna be empty like a seahorse every day. Don't seahorses be dying after that? You know, I mean, animals die after giving birth. You think you supposed to bust that many times, bro. You gonna die, bro.

[A]

No, that's so unfair that. That bees die after they sting you.

[B]

No, that real, bro.

[A]

No, I hate that that's that's so up thing. It's like the one thing you gave me to protect myself also kills me.

[B]

Nah.

[A]

What it was that. What if it was like that with guns in America? No. Was that my Igu dollar moment?

[B]

No dollar well, I will say though, bees are probably the realest on earth, man.

[A]

Why you say that?

[B]

The toughest, bro? Just think, bro. You piss think of a bee in a human form, right? If you attack me, this also you're not going to kill me. So basically this is like a human being able to throw a punch to somebody and they not allowed to block it, Right? That's a beasting from a human.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Imagine in real life, you know, that's how humans work. And somebody came up and punched you and died. You were that much of an that person. Like, bro, the last thing I'm gonna do, I have to die. Like you know you're gonna die when you throw the punch. I don't with you that bad, bro. Be singing with his last resort. This.

[A]

That would be crazy. It was like a thing in just fantasy land that you know, if you do you commit a crime and there's some Overwatch person watching you, you. You lose something important to you or something bad happens to you like instantly. Like in America. Yeah,

[B]

evil man. I want.

[A]

Well, that's of it though.

[B]

That's what no m about. Get docs, bro. If they wasn't watching this podcast, now they on to us.

[A]

Sp Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm nothing, brother. Now, hey, this the first time in. In cry's history. I caught it before that. Oh, no, before you did.

[B]

What is going on? Yeah, you buy one pair of Birkenstocks and get the acting crazy now.

[A]

These are fire, though. Oh, man. Anyway, let's get some listener callers.

[C]

Yo, what up?

[A]

Welcome to Crazy.

[C]

Appreciate it, Appreciate it.

[A]

How's your day going, man?

[C]

It's going good. On a little date.

[A]

You're on a date right now?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What, like, where are you right now?

[C]

I'm at the park.

[B]

Oh, it's like a part date.

[C]

Like a picnic date? Yeah.

[B]

Oh, nice, nice. All right, I guess they're being on the phone now.

[A]

This is glazing. Leaving your day to do to take a call from us.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

All right, I got you.

[B]

Is she right there?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Can she hear us?

[A]

Depending on your answer. Then we'll see how long this relationship lasts. I got a question for you. Ready?

[C]

You're not doing that.

[A]

Did you run away from her?

[C]

No.

[A]

Okay, I got a question for you. All right. What's one thing that you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[C]

Telling about the size of my stick? My meat.

[A]

Okay, say this on a date too, is crazy, my brother.

[B]

But, I mean, she knows, though. She already knows little.

[A]

That's how she giggled like that. That's how you giggle when your man beat little.

[C]

What?

[A]

Can you walk us through this? I guess.

[C]

Yeah, well, I didn't think my meat was the biggest, but then I got reassured. It's pretty big.

[B]

She literally laughing in your face. Put her on the phone. Why you lying to him?

[C]

Because I'm the one that reassured him.

[B]

Wait, wait, you talk again real quick. Let me hear something.

[A]

So did you. Did you go to her with this problem?

[C]

No.

[A]

So how. What was like the. Like, how'd she know that was a problem or something you were like, self conscious about?

[C]

No, I just told him.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. Why both of y'?

[A]

All?

[C]

I just let it be known why

[B]

both of y' all sound little. How tall is y'?

[A]

All?

[C]

Five' three.

[B]

How tall is she?

[C]

Five' two.

[B]

I'm putting on for short.

[C]

Jeans.

[B]

I'm putting on for short. Hey, standing on top of each other, y' all not any taller than a basketball.

[A]

Oh, my God, you talking to 10ft.

[C]

I said, why?

[A]

Yes,

[B]

but y' all, boys, y' all sound tidy as hell.

[A]

All right, we gotta let y' all get back to y' all day, man.

[C]

I'm on the pat on the Patreon. I'll with y'.

[A]

All. No, I appreciate you, little ass.

[B]

What size shoes? Like, are y' all close in shoes?

[C]

I'm a size eight. He's a eight and six.

[B]

Okay. I know y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

His and hers be going crazy cheap.

[A]

All right, bro, I appreciate you. You have a good one.

[C]

Have a good one.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Nah, I, I. Them being that short is hilarious.

[B]

They sound like she sounded small. And then I was. Was like, damn, he kind of sounds small, too.

[A]

I see why he was worried

[C]

when

[B]

he was saying that, bro. The thing is, she wasn't laughing at the end of the call, but, like, when he was talking about his meat, she was laughing the whole time.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

What up? Welcome to Crash Enemies Podcast.

[C]

What up?

[B]

Very enthusiastic.

[A]

I got questions. I got a question for you. What's one thing you stopped doing that instantly made you feel better?

[C]

That's when I stopped filtering how I talk.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know. You know how cold switching. You just say what's on your mind. You feel me? They know what to expect from you.

[A]

What were you code switching for?

[C]

I wasn't cussing in church. I wasn't cussing around my mama and them. Yeah, I was like, I'm grown. All that.

[A]

Was there the curse about in church, though?

[C]

Cause you feel me, when something happens, somebody get to running around, you know, he's like, man, what the hell they got going on?

[B]

Okay, why. Why do you want to cuss? Like, do you feel like you don't have the words to say what you really want to say? Like, what type of cussing you doing?

[C]

Oh, I've been cussing since I was. Since I could talk.

[B]

You feel me?

[C]

You just know growing up, you can't cuss around certain people. So I just got accustomed to that. Then I just finally was like, all that. And now they. Now they just know when I'm. When I talk. Ain't no telling what I'm gonna say, and they accept it.

[B]

I feel like they know what you're gonna say if you always cussing. Use the same words.

[C]

I mean, what was. So what was your coast, huh?

[A]

What was your code switching voice then? Because I don't get it.

[C]

Oh, I talk like this right here. I go ahead, you know, go ahead and lay out the line, See what we're gonna do for the day.

[B]

Oh, that was. That's the voice he was using. He was role playing. Why were you using that voice so different from your regular? I feel like your regular voice isn't bad, especially if you don't cuss I mean, you do talk a little stupid, but that's like, what's something else?

[A]

It's beside the point.

[C]

No, I. I'm a. I was around a lot of growing up, but then I had to be around a lot of white folk, and they would always at me like I was tripping. My mom would tell me, when you get around them white folk, you need to act like them, because that little right there gonna get you thrown away from them. So monkey see, monkey do, I guess

[A]

that's crazy analogy to use, bro. I know.

[B]

You're in, like, a full CIA uniform right now. There's no way you send the black community back like this, bro.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. I just sent this up a couple. I put us on a pedestal about Juneteenth. I'm still free. H. What y' all call how I celebrate? Juneteenth.

[B]

Oh. Oh.

[A]

Hey, were you. Were you the parole officer or the CEO?

[C]

No, I ain't saying all that, but I'm just saying I was. I was there. I was. I was the caller.

[B]

Oh, okay, this. Okay, now this makes sense.

[C]

Okay, you. No, no, no.

[B]

You good. Now I found out who you is. You good that.

[C]

Hey, well, got one thing to say, Pat.

[B]

Yeah, Anybody that actually uses the word wel is stupid.

[C]

Yo, what up? What up?

[A]

You good?

[C]

Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Y' all good?

[A]

Yeah, I'm just making sure, brother. I got. I got a question for you.

[C]

What's up?

[A]

What's something you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[C]

I had to stop cheating, man. Okay.

[B]

Is that a kid in the background?

[A]

So why'd you like? It made you feel better because you stopped, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And being loyal.

[C]

Yeah, I was going. I was having too many problems, man. Whipping my. I mean, girls whipping my ass, getting caught up.

[A]

Did it make you feel like. Did you stop because you kept getting caught, or you. You honestly wanted to?

[C]

Guys, I stopped because I kept getting caught, man.

[B]

He's so used to lying, stupid. That's exactly how you lie, too. You.

[A]

Yeah, I can see why you keep getting caught.

[B]

No, text her, man.

[C]

That exactly how it used to go, too. Getting caught up, looking silly as hell, man.

[A]

Hey, I'm glad you stopped, though.

[B]

How's your life going now? Like, what's. What's changed since you've done stuff the right way?

[C]

Listen, man, I told you, I had to spend hush money. I got more money now, man. This was before the kids, though, so.

[A]

Oh, you're getting extorted.

[C]

But damn. No, not. No, like, that but, you know, man, I ain't got to work, you know, I ain't got to look over my shoulder type.

[A]

I feel it.

[C]

I feel worried about who texting the phone. I can leave it face up. I ain't got to put it face down or put it up under the pillow when I go to sleep.

[A]

I think I do that sometimes.

[B]

Under your pillow?

[A]

They were, like, behind me.

[B]

Belong on a nightstand.

[C]

That's where I put it now, man. I even leave the ring on at night.

[B]

The ringer on is crazy.

[C]

All right, man.

[A]

You have a good one, man.

[C]

Yo, what it do?

[A]

Welcome to Crossing Podcast.

[B]

It was a remix. What's up, bro?

[C]

What's good? What's good? How y' all doing?

[B]

You throwing off the feng shui, and you got Mike. You got me talking crazy, too. Let's hurry up and get him off the phone. I got a question for you, bro.

[C]

What's good?

[B]

What's one thing you stopped doing that instantly made your life better?

[C]

So hear me out, all right? I turned 21 a couple months ago. You know, at 21, you got to start doing more mature, right? You feel me? You gotta start doing more adultish things. So one of the things I started doing was. I stopped doing was stop choking that chicken, man. And when you stop choking that chicken, how do I explain this? You get. You get bigger cutlets. You know what I'm saying? You get it? You get a bigger chicken, bro.

[A]

Why you. You just said you want to be an adult, and you're speaking like a kid,

[C]

bro. I'm. I'm. My fault, bro. I'm a little. I'm a little fried. I'm trying to. I'm trying to keep it pg. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I mean, you can go. You could upgrade the PG13, bro. PG14 at that, bro.

[C]

I thought, dog. I stopped jacking it. I grew five inches, yo.

[B]

Or you just, like, grew in age. You're only 20.

[C]

I was, bro. I was in the trenches, yo. Once you got the trenches, life changed. That's all I'm saying.

[B]

What? How did you stop? How did you stop? What made you stop? How did you stop?

[A]

And why'd you think you need to stop? Like, what was like the.

[C]

I wasn't enjoying it no more, bro. It came like, I had to do it. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't like a. It was like a, here we go again. Not like a, oh, I'm trying to. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Here we go again.

[C]

I'm not gonna lie it became like a chore after a while, you know what I'm saying? And like, you know, you know, and then like when you don't use it, and then when you get to use it as more of a reward when you do, you know.

[A]

So were you just not having sex?

[C]

No, no, no. I was still cracking. I got a girlfriend.

[B]

Oh, wow. How many times a day, brother?

[C]

What you mean like at your peak?

[B]

I mean.

[C]

Oh, like two.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, at my peak, like four. Four or five.

[A]

This is why having a girlfriend.

[C]

But like. Yeah.

[A]

Did she know this?

[C]

Hear me out, Hear me out. Yeah, you know, she knows. I'll be letting her know. And when I do it and whatnot,

[B]

she said she might be like, thank God.

[C]

Hear me out, though.

[B]

Hear me out.

[A]

We are the whole time

[C]

now. What are you about to say?

[A]

No, go ahead, bro. This is your platform now.

[C]

Nah, man, I just. To the listeners out there, y' all gotta try, man. I know I may not be getting the. Or nothing like that, but just hold off. It'll. It'll. It'll make you. It'll be better in the end. You know what I'm saying? It'll be better.

[B]

Hey, man, we not disagreeing with you at this point. Yeah, I mean, that's good advice.

[C]

Yeah. Y' all get what I'm saying, right?

[B]

No, no, we're. We're way more mature than you, bro. We knew this. This is new.

[C]

No, no, no, no. I promise, I promise you. I promise you. We on the same level. Yeah. All right.

[A]

No, I think he's.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. What you do for a living, bro?

[C]

I'm a mechanic.

[B]

Yeah, where do you work at?

[C]

I work at CarMax.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We not on the same level, bro.

[A]

You don't know how much he's making, though.

[B]

I know how much I'm making, though.

[A]

But you don't know how much he's making.

[B]

I know he not making that as a mechanic. He would be working at airport or some.

[C]

You think, you think, you think.

[A]

All right, bro. You have a good one.

[B]

It's a broke ass home, bro.

[C]

Likewise, man. Y' all have a good one, man. Appreciate it. What's up?

[A]

You all right?

[C]

Yeah, I just had to close my door. My bad.

[A]

All right. What's something that you stopped doing that made you feel better

[C]

listening to, like, Andrew Tate, all those weird dudes on Tick Tock, them type of guys? Or like that one skinny white guy, I forgot his name, but that talks about, like, making money and, like how you shouldn't go to the gym and stuff. I don't know, I forgot his name. That type of stuff.

[A]

What? Why? Why?

[B]

You were listening to somebody that said, don't go to the gym?

[C]

Yes. He was like, going to the gym is a waste of time because it doesn't make money and that, like, he has no muscles, but he has a McLaren. So he's better than you? Yeah.

[B]

You're like, so.

[C]

I swear to God, he literally showed his McLaren. He was like, yeah, see, you don't get this by going to the gym. I'm like. And then I weighed, like, 189 pounds. I was like, I should not have listened to him.

[A]

So was this advice you were following, like, from all, like, the alpha male tick tockers?

[C]

I don't know if I was following it for real, but, like, I was listening to be like, damn, he's really smart. But then, like, when my brain developed mentally, I was like, damn, they really are not smart at all.

[A]

So. So, you know, like, with the red pill, like, community, it's a lot of, like, toxicity to, like, women. Right? Was that, like, was that bleeding to your real life as well?

[C]

I don't think so. I feel like, oh, it maybe because at work people were like, yeah, you might be misogynistic. I was like,

[B]

somebody calling you misogynistic is not something any human experiences. So that's very rare that somebody told you that. So that's. That's pretty bad.

[C]

But listen, I changed my ways. I haven't heard that in a good three years.

[A]

What did they say, like, give you any reasons? Like, what were you saying at work?

[C]

Because, like, I would always be trying to, like, be smart with the girls. But then when it was dudes, I wouldn't be saying nothing. That type of thing.

[B]

Call that soft. That's the definition of a.

[C]

But I would also say, like, outlandish stuff, like, about people's weight and stuff, and, like, call them out of their name. I was like, damn, I need to chill out about, like, three.

[B]

No.

[A]

Were you overweight at the time?

[C]

I. I was actually, like, skinny at first, and then I started getting overweight. I would, like, eat, like, whole pizzas and brownies and stuff every day. So I'm like. Then I. I gained, like, 35 pounds, and I was like, damn, I need to go to the gym. Then I listened to guys saying, well, if you want to get a McLaren, don't go to the gym.

[A]

Okay, but you started going to the gym though, right?

[C]

Yeah, I did. I dropped to, like, 138.

[A]

Do you have a McLaren no. Hey, man.

[B]

All right, what's your. What's your. What's your message to everybody out there that might be in the red pill community right now?

[A]

Hold on. I'll call him back. Yo.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know what happened.

[B]

You called him back?

[A]

Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

My bad. Let me. He's still online.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Just a weird dude, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. All right. What's your message to the red pill toxic community?

[C]

Stop listening to that. You're not gonna get no girls listening to none of that stuff. You're still gonna be broke. I thought I was gonna have a Bugatti by 25, but, like, I'm not, so.

[A]

Are you in a relationship, too?

[C]

Stop listening to that stuff. No, no, no. I'm single.

[A]

So. No relationship? No McLaren.

[B]

I don't even know if you should.

[C]

No, but the relationship. The relationship thing is better. I was listening to the red pill stuff during the relationship.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't even know if you should be giving speeches right now. Shut the up.

[A]

No, listen.

[C]

I'm all ears. I just. Just listen now. I don't. I don't like. I don't take weird advice from nobody.

[B]

I feel. I feel like you on a good path, though, brother.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

More power to you. He off the phone yet? Dude, weird as hell.

[C]

All right, I'mma hang up. That's crazy. I just called. Just got off the phone with my baby mama.

[A]

All right, bro.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Welcome to Crafts W. Podcast. We got a question for you.

[C]

So what's up?

[A]

What's something you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[C]

I ain't gonna lie to y', all, man. I stopped paying child support. It was the greatest decision I ever made, other than trying to lose weight. I mean, the losing weight part ain't work, but still, at least I got some money in my pocket. Because, listen, if I don't. I don't know if any of y' all got kids and y' all pay child support. Hold on. What the hell? Yeah, I don't know if y' all pay, you know, ever pay child support, but it's like, you work one, you working out of your house to get another man rich already. That's cool. And then you get your paycheck. What, you thought she was coming home a little? 5, 600 is $193. Talking about arrears. What the is in the rear? Wow. Oh, would you, like. Where is this money going to? And then the bitch is still calling my phone, talking about, can you get this key? What the fuck? What are we Doing so I just didn't feel like it was nice to me. Like no one was thinking about how I was feeling in the situation. So, you know, I quit my job. I moved back in with my mom because she's the only one I really, you know, understands me. And, and yeah, and that's what I've been doing. You feel me? I've been doing my little one, two. Serving the community. How. I get it. I get it. And I feel like I've been doing better for myself this way. You know, I see my. I see my son when I can and. And. And I do for him when I feel necessary. I've been doing so much. They had me on child support for three whole months. I was literally just going to work to take care of a little. And I know that's life, but it's like, what about me? What about me? No one ever thinks about me. Like, I'm stressed, you know, Nobody forced

[A]

you to like, ejaculate.

[C]

I mean, to be honest, I. I get that. I get that. But I feel like I took every. I. I took every precaution to. To avoid the situation. I pulled out. I wore a car. She wanted to get pregnant. It's like you knew what you wanted to do, and I don't appreciate that.

[B]

How many kids? I mean, so it's just one kid.

[C]

Oh, just. Just one with her. I mean, I got my daughter. I love my daughter to death. You know, we. I don't play about that one. But that feel like, you know, I wanted this one. I worked for this one. But it's. And it really more so be the mothers. It don't be nothing about the kids. Like, I feel like when my son get a little bit older and he understands that, you know, dad, dad, you know, he. He talks to me on a different level. Like he can understand, like we got have a conversation and he's gonna realize one day he's eventually gonna realize like, yo, this is why my father left. Because this stupid.

[B]

No, you're.

[C]

It's not even that I'm an absent father. It's not even that I'm an absent father. It's more so that like the relationship fail and she'd be trying to keep me away from my son or I gotta do X, Y and Z to go see the. And I feel like, you know, it's not only about monetary, you know, things to take care of a kid like who gonna teach a little how to pee. You don't gotta. You feel me? You don't got what he got. I need to be there. Not a. A price tag could be on that. So I feel like she's taking a little. Little things away from. Because. Because I can't buy diapers every other week. Like, what the is wick for?

[A]

Oh, you are.

[B]

I can't wait till your son grow up. He gonna shoot you your goddamn head.

[C]

We're gonna teach him how to use a gun. It need to be me.

[A]

Oh, man, that's crazy.

[C]

She's taking these precious, you know, precious things. But. But y' all never thought about it. LeBron. They have a dad and look how great he is. Maybe I'm setting my son up for, you know, greatness. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you one.

[A]

You need to change the fire. The batteries in the fire detectors or the smoke detector.

[C]

Yo, y' all hear that? But yo, that's crazy, cuz. We got the batteries. Just. None of. None of us want to go out there and do it yet. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[B]

This is.

[C]

We're roommate two. I pay. I paid a wi fi bill and a wall to death.

[B]

You're actually insane, bro. Like, shoot, like real.

[A]

You should try to, like, do something resolve, you know, there should be like a middle ground with your. Your baby moms, cuz you middle ground. You should be in your kid's life.

[C]

And that's what I'm saying. But why do I feel like it's a price tag coming with it? Like, if I can only do this, then I get, you know, what it

[B]

keep doing you, bro. Come on. Like, we not wasting our time. We trying to get.

[C]

But you gotta understand, like, look, listen.

[A]

Listen to you. You're living with your mom right now, right? And where is she?

[C]

What's wrong with that?

[A]

It doesn't really matter. But where is she living right now?

[B]

But nothing, I guess.

[C]

You said, where is she living? Yeah, in the apartment that we got together.

[A]

That she lives in her own apartment, not with anybody else.

[C]

Right. Well, it's our apartment. It's our apartment.

[A]

Do you pay rent for that apartment?

[C]

I did when I was living there.

[A]

So it is no longer your apartment. Right, Right.

[C]

It's no longer my responsibility.

[A]

I'm just saying you need to make yourself more stable so you can actually take care of your kid as well.

[C]

But I feel like my mother's house is the most stable house.

[A]

You're right, Pat. I'm sorry. Hey, man, do what you want, bro.

[B]

The statistics say there has to be dead beats or the word wouldn't exist. Yeah, but.

[C]

But you gotta understand, I'm Not a Debbie. I got two kids. I take care of half my kids. That's 50. That's not that bad.

[B]

Sizzling fajitas.

[A]

All right, bro, you have a good one.

[C]

And furthermore, if my son want to come live with me, he can. He's just too young to make that decision.

[B]

Please never say furthermore before.

[A]

All right, bro, you have a good one.

[C]

All right. You too, my guy.

[B]

No, you're not

[A]

in the same boat.

[B]

The first band member to never really, like, like, directly come from us. Bro, you need to focus. No, that's what we was going to talk.

[C]

One second, bro.

[B]

God damn. We got a kitchen. My God.

[C]

Nah.

[B]

Are you going to go inside?

[C]

No, I came outside.

[B]

No, this ain't gonna work either.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

Where are you?

[B]

Is there like a lobby area you can go to? Like a.

[C]

Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[A]

Oh. Wherever you are, stop moving.

[B]

Stay right there. I don't care if you're in the middle of the street.

[C]

You're good.

[A]

You're good right there. We're gonna ask you a question. What's one thing you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[C]

I would say. I would say eating out strippers.

[B]

Huh?

[C]

Huh? I said eating out strippers.

[B]

Like on the job,

[C]

you know, I would link up with these Instagram model or Instagram little stripper thing, and I used to eat them out.

[B]

Like, purely eat them out and nothing

[C]

else, really eat them out because they'll pay me.

[A]

Wow. So you. You're an escort.

[B]

How much. How much you getting paid?

[C]

No, it's not escorted. It's not any big, like little hundred dollars. You're in there.

[B]

Hundred dollars?

[C]

A hundred dollars. You're in there and you aren't doing

[B]

anything else with these women?

[C]

Just nothing else. What?

[B]

How did they find this out?

[A]

Where?

[B]

It's just like. It's like word of mouth, like. Like, oh, this dude, he ate me out for a hundred dollars. And you started giving me a business card around, like, what?

[C]

The business. It's got no spot now called Games and Games. It's in Van Nuys, the alley area. Okay, so it's right there.

[A]

Are you just standing. You're just standing there?

[C]

No, I'm not standing there, going there. You know, do all that. Then one thing leads to another, then.

[A]

Yeah, okay, so then what? Why'd you stop doing it? Like, what? Why'd you stop doing it then? Like what? What happened that made you stop?

[C]

I caught a. I got something.

[B]

Okay. I just want to know how the conversation goes, like, when you're talking to these women, like How.

[A]

Like, how do they approach you?

[B]

Yeah. What situation are you in?

[C]

I could send a voice thing

[A]

to

[C]

us, I guess, recording to you guys.

[B]

Oh, you.

[A]

Wait, you have a recording. Send it.

[C]

Yeah, I have a recording.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's not this.

[B]

I know. His breath sting.

[A]

You can play from here.

[B]

Oh, yeah, true.

[C]

It's your phone later.

[B]

You can't send it right now.

[C]

No, my. My main phone's in the house.

[B]

Oh, got you, got you. Gotcha. Oh, your main phone. Your whole phone right now.

[C]

Yeah, no, no, I'm too phone right

[A]

now, but okay, before, if. If we don't end up getting it, what was it? What was it? What would they send you?

[C]

You wind up getting it.

[B]

No, no, no, no. We don't want it no more. We want you to say it right now.

[A]

Just say, like, just a brief thing

[C]

as a brief thing. But that's just very damn apartment complex. Just.

[B]

Okay, I think it's just.

[C]

I can send it.

[A]

All right, bro.

[C]

I'm gonna send it right? Okay, okay, Let me go back. Hello.

[B]

Yo, what's the deal?

[C]

What up?

[B]

What up?

[A]

You know, I'm tired when it's like when somebody says. When you say hello and they don't say nothing for a while, that kind of gets you a little annoyed, but go ahead. Welcome to Crash Dummy's podcast.

[C]

What's going on?

[A]

We got a question for you.

[C]

I'm here. What's up?

[A]

What's something you stopped doing that made you feel better?

[C]

Oh, yeah, I stopped smoking them damn cancer nice things. Were my lungs up Nice.

[B]

A cancer like you're referring to a cigarette as a penis.

[C]

No, no, no, no. The electronic one.

[B]

I'll ask the same question. You're referring a vape to a penis.

[C]

Well, I'm. A penis is a little too proper for me. What the.

[A]

Wait, this is what you guys call them cancer?

[C]

Yeah, Everywhere. Where I'm at, they call them that.

[A]

Where's. Where's everywhere?

[C]

Sacramento.

[B]

You just pissed off the whole set.

[A]

Nah, yeah, for sure.

[B]

You're.

[A]

You're very.

[C]

Matter of fact. What. What I wanted to say is that I'm tired of all these people saying they from Sacramento, saying we got certain lingo when we don't them are fraudulent.

[A]

So y' all have no. No lingo.

[C]

Nah, but what they're saying is wrong.

[B]

Okay? Get rid of some Sacramento lingo here. Let's. Let's run down the list here.

[C]

All right, so we got like brother.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Okay, Hulk Hogan.

[C]

We don't say like bruh or like bro. We say brother.

[B]

Okay. Oh, Okay, I get it. Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Hella. Hello. People think that's a BAE thing, but it's. It's more sex.

[B]

I hear hella in Detroit also, so.

[C]

Well, Detroit and sack. Really? With each other?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I know it's a Bay Area thing.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Detroit and the Bay. With each other, but go ahead.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean.

[C]

All right, let me think, let me think, let me think. Yeah, no, that's. That's about it. We don't got much more lingo out here. Everything.

[B]

What? Did you hear that?

[C]

That somebody on here said it was some girl that said something. And then some other dude said something about how he was mad at Gilbert Arenas for talking about how all the girls from sacking Pretty. And I agree with him. Gilbert's tripping.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

So you got anything to say to Gilbert?

[C]

Yeah, Gilbert, you. If you ever come through here, play me one on one. I'm whooping your ass. 11 zero.

[A]

How tall are you?

[C]

Six foot one.

[B]

He said six foot. Well, you know, you lie.

[A]

So like, five, five, ten.

[C]

Ain't no lies over here.

[A]

So five, ten.

[B]

He not even used to say six one. He says six foot one. He never said it before.

[A]

What was your highest level of basketball you played?

[C]

I played a little bit of collegiate ball.

[B]

You lying.

[C]

No, no, for real.

[B]

No, you lying.

[C]

I was. I played. I played in community college.

[B]

Okay, what position you play?

[C]

I was a shooting guard.

[B]

That boy said 2k things. All right, what was your go to move?

[C]

Pull up three.

[A]

What's. What's your average in community college?

[C]

I ain't gonna lie about four points.

[A]

Oh, you didn't get in a game like that?

[C]

Yeah, I was. I was pretty ass, bro.

[A]

And you. And for some reason, you feel like you'll beat Gilbert Arenas?

[B]

I know you asked.

[C]

He's washed. He's old now out. Yeah, he ain't like how it used to be, bro.

[B]

Your go to shot is a pull up three.

[A]

I see why you keep getting pulled out the game.

[B]

A pull up three. Bro, shut the up. Oh, man, don't piss me off, bro.

[A]

You played all four years?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, then you roll the bench for all four years?

[C]

Well, no, for three years, they kind of sympathy played me. Senior. Senior year.

[B]

He said, man, it all right, man.

[A]

You have a good one, man. Pull up.

[C]

Wait, wait, am I gonna make the pot?

[B]

You might make the pot. You ain't never make no shots.

[A]

Now we mention you, bro. All right, bro, you have a good one.

[B]

You might put. We might put your on for 30 seconds at the end of the Game. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. You sent me that clip where DDG was talking about Nigerian pigeons and how it starts with a regular Nigerian pigeons pigeon. Not Nigerian pigeons.

[A]

No, not pigeons. No s on it. It makes it sound like pigeon English. It's just pigeon. I got the clip.

[B]

I got.

[A]

You say you're saying pigeons.

[B]

Oh, my bad. Am I disrespecting somebody?

[A]

No.

[B]

Then.

[A]

But here's the clip, though.

[B]

I don't know what they be.

[A]

I'd be trying to read and understand, but it'd be like. Like, it'll start off as English, and then it'll turn to a whole nother language, bro. I'm like, what language is that?

[B]

Can y' all please tell me, bro, Please?

[A]

It's. It was actually funny seeing this because I. I understand Nigerian pigeon, and it's. It does kind of start off with, like, it sounds like it makes sense at the beginning, and then it's just like it doesn't make sense at all. So.

[B]

Okay. Oh, yeah, I remember. So it's funny that I feel like I have alter egos. Like, I have a person that does the work, and then the person that, like, receives the word.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Pause. But, you know, like. So I was going through my notes. I was like, why I got all these Nigerian pigeon Not pigeons in my phone. So I got. I think I got 12 of them or something. Okay, so you think you can.

[A]

I'm pretty sure I can name all these. Yeah. Do you have the answers to them, too?

[B]

Yeah. Okay, come on now. The answers.

[A]

I want jeans want Jean to guess first, and then I'll say what I. What. What it means, too.

[B]

That's right. He want the hint.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

Okay, I got you. I for. I for sure know what it means.

[B]

We go back and forth.

[A]

We go do.

[B]

But he knows point system.

[A]

But he knows that I'll know it how.

[B]

But we going to point system. He'll go first.

[A]

Yeah, he'll go first. Okay.

[B]

Oh, we'll go. You first.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

This easy. You did cringe crazy.

[A]

You decrease.

[B]

You did, Chris. Yeah, maybe you did, Chris.

[A]

Like, you're crazy.

[B]

Yeah. Good job, man. Here you go. Here you go. A beg.

[A]

No day.

[B]

Do like mumu.

[A]

What do you think I beg? Don't know. They do.

[B]

He said what, a bag? No, they.

[A]

Yeah, a bag. No, they do like moomoo.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Say it again. Oh, please don't.

[A]

It means. It means don't. Don't act like a dummy. Don't play dumb. Yeah, yeah, okay.

[B]

Oh, dumb mood. Okay.

[A]

It makes no sense, though. Read It.

[B]

I think if I can read it out. If Mike this good, then we can't

[A]

go to G. That's what I said.

[B]

You he know what I said. Let me read the next one.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

Let me read it just like. Oh, yeah. How about you read it and then I get together. No, I already saw the answer. It's still on you.

[C]

Omo.

[A]

Uhhuh. Wahala. Uhhuh.

[B]

Don. Wear suit. No, don.

[A]

Don. Don. Wear. Like that means, like, problems. Like, problems just started.

[B]

Yeah, serious problems ahead.

[A]

Yeah. Say the last one. The word.

[C]

Spell it.

[B]

Wear a suit.

[A]

Yeah, wear suit. Okay, we're gonna go the next one. Next one.

[B]

No be small thingo.

[A]

It's not.

[B]

Not a big thing. It was not a big thing. Yeah, yeah, it was a big deal. No big, small thing.

[A]

No be small thingo. Like, it's not. Like, it's not just a small thing.

[B]

Like, it's a big deal.

[A]

It's a big deal.

[B]

But it's saying it's no small thing.

[A]

If I saying, like, yeah, it's not a small thing. Like, if I'm talking about, like, the podcast, it's not a small thing.

[B]

I chop belly full.

[A]

You should get this one.

[B]

It sounds like he's just ate a lot.

[A]

Yeah, there we go.

[B]

No, today you left land from Mars. This. I would have got this. I'm mad. I'm reading this makes sense.

[A]

What's he again?

[B]

Not today you land from Mars.

[A]

Not today you land from Mars.

[B]

You land from Mars. Like, no, today. Like, legit. Legit.

[A]

Not today legit.

[B]

All English words. No, today you land from Mars. You can't take from ours or something. Like, are you that clueless?

[A]

Yeah, okay. Okay. That one's not as common, though.

[B]

But, like, if you were born yesterday.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Type sh. You day wine me not.

[A]

That's what pat be doing.

[B]

What you.

[A]

They whine me.

[C]

What?

[B]

I don't be whining.

[A]

It's like you. Like, you're. Like you're lying or some. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay. L. Okay. Say you day one me now. Are you messing with me?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

E shock you. That's easy.

[A]

What?

[B]

E shock you? Surprising it shock you. E. Whatever. Yep. Are you surprised now your poppy get a. Get

[A]

papa get papa get. That one is interesting.

[C]

I gotta.

[A]

I feel like I have to explain context with it. Like, now pop. Like, if somebody is almost, like, being sarcastic. If somebody says, like, oh, where'd you get them? And you're like, now. Yeah, papa get them. Like, what does it say? The meaning is there.

[B]

Do you own it or something.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Not your papa.

[C]

Get them.

[A]

Yeah, yeah,

[B]

I know day for that one.

[A]

I know day for that one. I mean, she for the streets, man. I wasn't there for that.

[B]

I'm not part of that nonsense. Okay. Okay. Dim no born you well to try me.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I want you to guess this one,

[B]

say one more time. Dim no born you well to try. Sound like you don't want to be tried, like, you know.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

Let's cook. Good.

[B]

Okay, last two. Last two. Not condition.

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, I'm sorry. Not condition. Bin crayfish. Not condition. Bend crayfish. Bend crayfish. Can I read all English words? No, because you're going to see the answer under no condition.

[A]

I. I can't really tell what you said.

[C]

Ben.

[A]

Ben Grayfish.

[B]

Yeah, it kind of. It makes sense. Not condition. Like, not my condition then. And think the crayfish is like the. The seed, the. The person, the. The young pupil. Not condition.

[A]

What?

[B]

They say crayfish, hardship humbles people.

[A]

That's more of, like, a proverb than anything, but go ahead.

[B]

Hey, man. No, I feel. I feel.

[A]

I feel it.

[B]

Pigeons. It be like, say your head, they touch my small.

[A]

It'd be like, say your. Your head, they. They touch. Touch small. Yeah.

[B]

It be like, say your head there. Touch small.

[A]

It'd be like, your head, they touch small.

[B]

Be like, if your head was.

[A]

That's probably the one I don't like.

[B]

Hey, just think of a head and being small and then what they refer that to, like, pea brain.

[A]

Yeah, like dumb.

[B]

Yeah. You might be a little crazy.

[A]

I feel like people say, move. Okay, now, y' all know I'm Nigerian, if y' all didn't know. Yeah.

[B]

I think you scored about 77. You passed.

[A]

No, a lot of them was due to your reading. I really. I should have been the one to read it for y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

Yeah. That's why.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It would have been a way better. You got me struggling to read.

[A]

It's way more funnier.

[B]

My Facebook post of the week.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Some dude put on Facebook 20k on my baby mama's head. Somebody comment and said, say a name before I get all four.

[A]

Nah, somebody.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Putting money on people head publicly is very dangerous. Okay. Tweet of the week. For me, this is most relatable is I'd be in the club watching Tick Tocks or Instagram reels and putting the phone to my ear. I never gave a. Like that. Boy, you better hope no big Trade

[A]

going on during your birthday party.

[B]

Jalen Ramsey going through the Steelers.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We are at a funeral. Just hold on, man. This is live action.

[A]

It's not. What do you call it? Joy Taylor said on the podcast that.

[C]

Who?

[A]

Joy Taylor. Which is, you know, Joy Taylor.

[B]

Taylor.

[A]

He's a Fox analyst.

[B]

She.

[A]

She. That's what I said.

[B]

Okay. Was that tripping a little bit?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You be saying Joey Taylor,

[A]

but she was talking about how no one would be talking about Caitlyn Clark if it wasn't for Angel Reese as much and that. I think that's what she meant and I think that's what she meant. And at first it sounds crazy, but when you see what she's in the news for all the time, it's a lot to do with Angel Reese. The most times she's in the news, there's a lot to do with Angel Reese. Obviously she does. She. She does her thing and she was going to be in the news for good. Her good sports plays and stuff like that. I do think it's elevated because a lot of the things that do get talked about even in NBA circles sometimes are off the court things or even on the court things and like beefs, you know, like rivalries and stuff like that. And they have a rivalry and that's something that. That is going to get talked about the most.

[B]

That's why I feel bad for Juju.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I feel like she missed out that wave and I feel bad for Paige Beckers too. Yeah, she missed out, though. That was supposed to be the next rival. That's the only way you can elevate is somebody without. Does LeBron get as popular if there's no Kobe Bryant at the time? Does Michael Jordan get as popular if there's like a bunch of like hall of Fame players that you're trying to pin against them? You don't get more popular like. Like with. Without rivalry. Yeah, that's just what happens. If we had a podcast that was just all of a sudden beefing with us and they were on the same level as us, we'd be more popular because some people are invested in storylines. That's what people like. That's what sports is about. Anytime you see a good player with no storylines, don't nobody give a about them. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I think I like sports stuff like that. Sports beefs and like that more than like actual like podcast be. Because it's like, at least in sports you can go and prove why you're better than that person, you know, you know, you can like one on one. I'm better than the person. What am I gonna say? I talk better than you. Like, I do talk better than.

[B]

But yeah. And especially when somebody can be fans of you. It's not like there's no teams, there's no jerseys being worn. Like I'm team something.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, is this Twilight or some.

[A]

That's why I be telling.

[B]

Like I was saying was really doing that in Twilight. They wasn't even doing it in the movie. She chose the vampire.

[A]

Like, what.

[B]

What team are we talking about?

[A]

That's why I was like. We were talking about the streamer stuff too. About like the IRL streaming and Because a lot of people, I would say streamers have the most like parasocial relationships because people are watching them live, doing these things. Like, this is like we're recording in where it's going to come out days later and stuff like that. So like when streamers start to beef and they're. And it's fake. Beef.

[C]

Beef.

[A]

People gotta be careful because their audience is going to take it literally. So if it's not really beef, don't beef. I would say. You know what I'm saying? It's just like, I get it for content and storyline, but I think when start stuff starts getting like when I see you and this and that. When it's like it gets to that point, sometimes it'd be like streaming and. Yeah.

[B]

You know, in IRL and people could, you know, catch your job.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

That's what I think is though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If I see two people, I would take somebody more serious. If like, if I said something about somebody on stream and they got on stream and just be like, damn, pass at that. All right, Bet we gonna see. And then they spoke nothing of it. Then I just be like, oh, this real. You know what I'm saying? But if like these people getting on here and then talking about each other's past, it makes me think like y' all texting each other, like, yeah, all right. But that's if that. That's what they do for a living.

[A]

No, I get it.

[B]

I honest, to be honest, if I knew I could do that and I knew that the people that I was going to do that with, I was close friends with, I would take that risk also.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not saying I'm not blaming them for doing. I just like one of those things, especially with like a younger demographic that follows them. You just saw that. What that one dude. I don't know if this had anything to do with any streamer beef or anything like that. But the Jason guy, it was just.

[B]

I think a dude asked for a picture or to do a video and he said no, he chilling right now. But we. I think we've all been in those situations. Like, it happens. It happens to non streamers. That happened to me and Gene. Happened to me and Gene at Dukes. And, like, the dude was like, a big fan of the pie, and he was trying to talk to Gene while he was pissing. And Gene cussed him out, like, don't talk to me while I'm pissing. And the, like, mind you, me and Gene in the bathroom, the walked out in silence. Didn't say. So me and Gene had walked out, and then he, like, went back into the bathroom to, like, use the bathroom again, I guess. And then all we heard was screaming from the bathroom. And then he was, like, talking crazy, but it was like, we were just all in this. So then he was like, man, I. It was kind of like he was talking to Gene, but he really wasn't really talking to Jeans. Like, basically got me up, blah, blah. And we kind of, like, staring at him. And then his boy get over there and like, start holding the back and the start going crazy. I'm like, bro, let this go. I was legit telling a dude to let him go. Not to say, like, me and Gene about to, like, beat both y' all ass.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

As in, like, as soon as you let him go, the problem is gone. Because you're gonna realize this nigga's not gonna do anything. Like, he walked past us, like, three times. Like, bro, you're not going to do nothing, and we going to beat the. Listen, listen. I'm not, like, I don't like that violent. If you. If you see me, like, out in person, like, I be moving away from like. Like that. Like, I don't do no like that, but, like, to protect myself. But I will mad. You know what bugged me the most?

[C]

He.

[B]

The interaction, like, had me unfocused. You know, I'm trying to take a piss. You know what I'm saying? Bro, I forgot to wash my hands. These pissy hands that gonna wake up with bumps on his face.

[A]

Yeah. I think I'm always so glad I'm not around when or we're not around each other when, like, fights happen or about to fight. We're never around each other.

[B]

There's always one person that's, like, involved in, like, the thing that. And I'm. I feel like it's never me. Like, I'm never the person that's like, being direct, directly talked to.

[A]

Yeah, it was me too. It was Pablo. And then Pablo knew somebody that was in somebody else's boot, right?

[B]

Yeah. And that's always the dangerous part though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Walking. Explain that concept.

[A]

Walk into somebody's booth that you didn't pay for. You know, like, you hate it. I hate it. So I didn't walk in. First of all, I didn't walk in. Pablo goes in to say, you know, dap it up with his boy and walk out. And now I see he's a big ass, just big ass dude. I was like, 5 7, bro. This big ass dude started like getting rah rah with. With Pablo. I was like, damn, what's going on? So that's when I walked in. It's like, is everything good? He said, what the y' all doing in his boot? This and that. I was like. I was like, all right, we about to go anyway. And then his boy was like, no, they can stay. Because you know the funny part I found out about it, it was never. Dude never even paid for the boot. So the funny thing is that, that he started getting my face and stuff like that. And then, you know, people that know me, oh, he boxed. He's like, I beat box his ass for a living. I was like, oh my gosh. I was like, okay. I said, do you really want. And this is exactly how I'm saying this was. I think, like, makes people a little nervous sometimes. I was saying, just like, I'm talking. I was like, do you really want to fight? He's like, yeah, let's go. And I was like, all right. I personally don't want to get carried out the club and there's cops right outside. So we can walk around and walk to his corner and we can fight there if you want to. And for some reason, that turned him all the way. Like, it was like that didn't want to fight me no more. When I said that Mike hit me up too. I just texted. I said, just in case.

[B]

He texted me, like, just in case. I'm about to fight dude, such and such here and blah, blah. And I was like, all right, bet. And the thing about me is, like, I was sleeping at the time, and I ain't got time to decipher who was who. I'm running both of these. This will wake me up. And you're not touching my man. Two men were. Two men were hit by a party in a random alley. It's like he knew they were there. The fight started all you see is headlights turn on.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

That's point like this. We not fighting.

[B]

We not fight, bro. I'm on

[A]

nobody. You know, I just had to send. I wasn't telling the get up. I said no. I said don't need to. Y' all don't need to come down here. I'm just letting y' all know if anything happens because there's only two occasions I'm either gonna get in trouble for being this dude ass or he shoots me. So that's like the only two possibilities. And either one's gonna end up on the news.

[B]

That. That's why like I don't put myself in those situations. Yeah, me and then I also take 0 to 100 if I'm in those situations. That's the only way to get out of those situations. Like I want to find out what type of timing we're on. I know because I'm not into the arguing to the point that we argue up to a point that we never were going to get to. Now we both mad. Now we both fighting. When you never wanted to fight me in the first place. Like is it as big like damn, we about. That's why I asked are you arguing for like we about to fight. Like if we. You if we hooping and like that and somebody mad, it's like, bro, like you trying to fight or something or arguing like what are we doing?

[A]

Or arguing to a point where you invite a crowd that wasn't gonna be, you know, that's a crowd.

[B]

That's what dude did. I don't like that, bro.

[A]

Now if I would have saw you on Milwaukee 404. What's the place called? Yeah, yeah, Hype house. I mean MK414 high pals. Damn, that long n. If I would have saw you on there, Patrick Johnson gets into a fight, that'd be crazy.

[B]

I don't even go out no more.

[A]

No, I try to like go out as much. Cuz it is. It is one of those things too where it's like, you know, there's a point where I know I'm not going to have the most, the most best time of my life at this place. I most likely will not leave my house. You know what I mean? It has to be fun. It has to be worth it. Like I'm going out for like a friend's party or we have to know the people like we talked about, about the booth coach culture. If I didn't buy the boot now I really try not to go to it. Or if I don't have no money invested in it. I don't try to go to it. You know, I mean, if more.

[B]

If more people would acknowledge that they. You know, a lot of people know us, like, outside of the pot. And I think, like, that's the problem that I'm having in Milwaukee. It's just like. It's a difference between somebody be like, they staring at me because I look familiar, and they can't put they. They finger on it. Like, man, he looked like somebody, but it's just like the person, okay, you know me. And then you stared at me the whole time. And then you wait until I left, and then you said, what up? So you stared at me. You up my night. Because when you were staring at me, I ain't take that shot how I wanted to, because I got three staring at me. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, didn't be realizing how they staring at you. They standing over there. One dude was like, man, I see he was with his girl. He was like, man, I seen you on Sports center, bro. And I was like. I was looking. I was like, man, you know what? You saw me on sports. He was with his girl. I ain't feel like. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, right.

[A]

We tell some dudes we make music when we were standing outside the studio.

[B]

Yeah. I actually thought he was being racist. I didn't know. We had studio painted right on our studio. So it was like, walking in the building, and I had my, like, chain on. And then he came up to me. He's like, what are you, a rapper or something? I was saying, who the you talking to? Not even knowing this studio right on the side of the. About to start recording. Look at this racist.

[C]

Now.

[B]

I was at the. You know, something racist had. Hasn't happened to me in a long time. So for the first time in a while, it happened to me at Summerfest, right before we went into the Offset thing, two little white girls walked past me and said that there's offset right there. And they kind of chuckled. And I said, these two girls racist right here. And I literally followed them for, like, one minute. I was like, they racist right here. They racist. They racist. And it was running. I was letting the whole place know they was racist as hell.