Premeditated Cheating - Episode 223

Summary

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Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 223: "Premeditated Cheating"

Date: September 10, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson & Michael Esiobu
Main Theme:
Pat and Mike riff on wild current events, pop culture moments, and life scenarios that probably won’t happen—with a heavy dose of humor and real talk. This episode features lively debates, social commentary, personal stories, and insightful (and ridiculous) listener calls, all underpinned by the recurring theme of "premeditated cheating" and other modern relationship dilemmas.

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Episode Overview

• "Premeditated Cheating" sets the tone as Pat, Mike, and guest Manny dissect messy relationships, blurred boundaries, and double standards in dating.
• The crew tackles viral moments (Drew Ski’s “White Face” controversy), celebrity gossip, generational differences, locker room culture, and the blurred lines of social cues.
• Listener calls provide raw, unfiltered perspectives on cheating, military vs. Only Fans, family drama, and more.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Angel Reese’s Suspension & Media Narratives

Timestamps: 01:29 – 03:45

• Pat and Mike mock the WNBA’s decision to suspend Angel Reese for only the first half of a game, ridiculing how media dramatizes player absences.
  • Pat: "In the pros, if somebody suspended, they suspended for the whole game, yeah?" (02:02)
  • Predicting the broadcast will obsess over shots of Reese on the bench, turning it into “propaganda.”
• Discussion extends into the scrutiny athletes endure for minor mistakes or distractions (like being on their phones during a game).

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2. School Sex Ed Fumbles

Timestamps: 05:42 – 07:00

• Pat shares an awkward high school health class story involving a teacher’s dramatic lesson on HIV/AIDS and student misconceptions.
  • Pat: "She comes right over to me and she touches my arm—and I smash that shit away. And she's like, that's exactly what I'm talking about." (06:41)

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3. The Drew Ski "White Face" NASCAR Skit Controversy

Timestamps: 07:23 – 13:51

• Mike introduces Drew Ski’s viral skit, which pokes fun at NASCAR attendees through “white face,” sparking polarized reactions.
• Pat and Mike acknowledge the double standard—a white “blackface” would cause uproar—but admit the skit is a form of social satire.
  • Mike: "If you say 'if this was this,' that means you really want to do it. So just go ahead and do it and see for yourself." (07:45)
• The conversation explores racial stereotypes, perceptions of racism at sporting events, and comedy’s role in pushing boundaries.
  • Pat: "Some white people think that type of racism doesn’t exist, and they hate that it’s being portrayed like that." (09:28)
• They also comment on Drew Ski’s comedic skill and career resilience, noting how pushing limits makes cancellation harder with time.

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4. Live Performances & Aging R&B Artists

Timestamps: 14:28 – 18:10

• The crew clowns R&B stars (Ray J, Trey Songz, Ginuwine) for declining vocals, lip-syncing, and awkward live shows; they reflect on both nostalgia and changing fan expectations.
  • “He probably got like 10 minutes of singing in him.” (16:22 — Pat)

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5. Outrageous Age-Gap Relationships

Timestamps: 18:11 – 19:20

• Discussion on Bill Belichick’s rumored relationship with a much younger woman; Pat and Mike riff on the comedic optics of dating across 50+ year age gaps.
  • Pat: "It’s just a weird concept...You’re 50 and your wife’s not born yet." (18:46)

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6. Leaked Young Thug Jail Conversations

Timestamps: 19:29 – 23:32

• The guys joke about Young Thug’s phone calls dissing other rappers, the ethics of leaking jail calls, and how celebrities handle public drama.
  • Pat: "He started a run club. Just ignoring the drama." (21:30)
  • They note how the justice system uses leaked audio to chip away at street credibility.

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7. Social Cues, Parenting, and Respect

Timestamps: 26:54 – 28:39

• Reflecting on viral tweets about parenting, Mike and Pat discuss how strict upbringing or lack of social skills surfaces in everyday adult behaviors—especially in male-female relationships and public interactions.

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8. Twitter Gems & Wild Social Media Observations

Timestamps: 28:42 – 34:48

• The panel shares “tweet of the week” highlights, covering everything from Michael Jordan’s jaundiced eyes to paying $400+ for speech therapy, and the absurdity of “can a dentist tell if you’ve been sucking d—k?”

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9. Gym Etiquette & Social Skills

Timestamps: 34:49 – 37:06

• Hot debate about the do’s and don’ts of talking to women at the gym; consensus? Just don’t.
  • Pat: “You don’t talk to a girl at the gym.” (34:27)
• Mike pushes how people misinterpret basic social cues in fitness settings (“She was smiling at me!”)

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10. People-Watching and Neighborhood Surveillance

Timestamps: 37:16 – 39:54

• Laugh-out-loud stories about neighborly snooping, being people-watched, and the absurdity of mutual “spying” in apartment complexes.

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LISTENER CALLS: Scenarios, Confessions, and Hot Takes

Featured Callers: Del Amo Manny, Emotional Woman, Young Server, White Co-worker, and more
Timestamps: 41:04 – 78:13

Notable Segments

A. Premeditated Cheating (Manny)

• Theme: Is it OK for me to plan to cheat on my girl because I was previously cheated on?
  • Manny: “I only cheat when I get cheated on. So now...I gotta get the first. This next one I'm talking to, she gonna get got for sure.” (43:53)
  • Mike (joking): "Premeditated cheating is crazy." (43:55)
• Hilarious recounting of relationship "strikes," double standards, and justifications for infidelity.
  • Memorable: "I'm a respectful one though. You not gonna find out. I ain't gonna embarrass you." (44:17)

B. Military vs OnlyFans (Young Server)

• Theme: Joining the military is as desperate as starting an OnlyFans.
  • Young Server: “You’re risking your life for a shitty car, no money, your wife's gonna cheat on you...” (50:43)
  • Pat: “He's talking about two careers he doesn't have. I'd rather have his career than his career!” (50:58)

C. Emotional Logic (Emotional Woman)

• Theme: "My emotions always get me in trouble. My logic kicks in a day later."
  • Emotional Woman: "I need a 24 hour processing time." (55:04)
• Heated example of jealousy and overreactions in relationships.

D. Small-Town Racism & The “N-word” Debate (White Co-worker)

• Caller discusses arguing with coworkers about racism, use of the n-word, culture shocks, and America’s racial contradictions.
  • Mike: "Just for your safety, I don't think you should tell them to stop – they might beat the out of you." (63:17)

E. Relationship Webs & Avoidable Drama

• Multiple callers detail tangled love triangles, baby mama/daddy drama, and accidental home confrontations.
  • "You let her in the house and then beat her up—but you let her in the house..." (56:37 — Pat)

F. Regrettable Actions

• Men and women cop to making bad situations worse: side-chick pregnancies, texting exes, public confrontations, etc.

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Extended Guest Segment: Comedian Del Amo Manny

Timestamps: 79:19 – 100:53

• Chopping it up on Nigerian pride, how social media/office culture affects your comedy career, and family pressures ("My dad said get married by 35—I'm 34 and a half right now!" (98:28))
• Lighter fare: "How long would you go without showering for $100K a day?" (95:25)
• Strip club hygiene nightmares, posting celebrity crushes, and the insane “Woman Crush Wednesday” economy.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Pat: "It's just so unprofessional. In the pros, if somebody's suspended, they're suspended for the whole game, yeah?" (02:02)
• Mike: “If you say ‘if this was this,’ that means you really want to do it. So just go ahead and do it and see for yourself.” (07:45)
• Pat: "Some white people think that type of racism doesn’t exist, and they hate that it’s being portrayed like that." (09:28)
• Del Amo Manny (cheating): "I only cheat when I get cheated on. So now it's like, I'd have been cheated on, so now I gotta get the first." (43:53)
• Emotional Woman: “My emotions. I am so emotional. I'm an emotional mommy. Like everything is emotional based. And then the logic kicks in like a day later.” (54:49)
• Manny: "You're risking your life for a shitty car, no money, your wife's gonna cheat on you..." (50:43)
• Mike: “Premeditated cheating is crazy.” (43:55)
• Pat (on age-gap relationships): “It’s just a weird concept...You’re 50 and your wife’s not born yet.” (18:46)
• Del Amo Manny: "Bring some dude wipes." (100:43)

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Episode Flow & Tone

Lighthearted, irreverent, brutally honest, and full of friendly roasting.
Pat and Mike seamlessly jump between cultural commentary, sports hot takes, and raw listener confessions with running jokes and fast banter.
Guest appearances and live calls amplify the sense of unpredictable, real-world absurdity the Crash Dummies are known for.

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Takeaways

• Both everyday and outlandish situations are fair game for humor and dissection—especially relationship cheating, social awkwardness, and double standards.
• The podcast’s real stars are the unfiltered listener calls: moments of absurd honesty and unlikely wisdom.
• Despite the jokes, Crash Dummies repeatedly spotlights the value of self-awareness, reflection, and just not taking things (or yourself) too seriously.

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For Further Listening

• Skip advertising, intros, and outros. Main content begins at [01:29].
• Listener calls (the heart of the show) run from [41:04] onward.
• For peak “Premeditated Cheating” comedy, listen at [43:00–45:00].
• Drew Ski "White Face" controversy at [07:23–13:51].

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Transcript

[Emotional Woman]

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[Pat]

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[Mike]

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[Manny]

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[Pat]

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[Emotional Woman]

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[Mike]

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[Pat]

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[Mike]

WNBA advocate, usually when people say their advocate first, that means they're about to say something that goes against that but. Go ahead.

[Pat]

Yes. I don't give a but. So Angel Reese just got suspended for whatever reason. Who cares about the reason she got suspended for the first half of the game. I don't know why that is so.

[Mike]

Funny, but we used to do that.

[Pat]

I know, but it's just so unprofessional.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? Like in the pros, if somebody suspended, they suspended for the whole. For the whole game. Yeah.

[Guest 1]

That sounded weird.

[Pat]

Yeah. They suspended for four games. As a, as a professional athlete to be suspended knowing there's going to be cameras there.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

For the first half. So I'm like, now everybody's gonna be, oh, let me go into the game and watch this person sit on the bench.

[Mike]

Every cut scene is gonna be of her, her face. And they're gonna say the reason why she's not playing in the game. No. Literally gonna be a deadpan to her the camera's gonna be slowly zooming in. So Angel Reese again. Angel Reese is not playing until the second half.

[Pat]

Oh, my God, what a great shot. On to the second quarter where there'll be no Angel Reese.

[Mike]

And now we're gonna see what angel at halftime we're gonn can do when she gets back in the game. Hopefully she's. You know, she's. Because there's gonna be a point when she starts warming up on the sideline. So then they gonna start zooming into her, warming up and shit. And you already know that we're already calling it. She's gonna be in every group huddle. You know, like, there's some players that do a lot. Like, the hurt players that be like, oh, he doesn't care about the team. You see the next game, they start, like, clapping up and, like, doing stuff on the bench. She's definitely gonna do it.

[Pat]

And it's gonna be all. It's gonna be different propaganda. It's gonna be like. It's gonna be clips of her not locked in, because there's no way you can stay locked in every play. So all they need or on the phone, and it's gonna be like, who got in trouble for that?

[Mike]

Somebody. I know what you're talking about.

[Pat]

In the NBA. Somebody got in trouble for being on their phone.

[Mike]

I know what you're talking about.

[Pat]

They be doing that around trade times. I seen, like, I. I know for sure. KD said he was, like, on the phone, like, during a trade one time.

[Mike]

Now that's gonna bother me. The whole podcast.

[Pat]

Get that on your brain.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Somebody was legit on the phone on their.

[Mike]

I'm only reading it out loud so it gives the listener something to listen.

[Pat]

I get y' all some white music.

[Mike]

The NBA. Let's see. Amir Johnson in 2019.

[Guest 1]

It was Amir J.R. smith in 2018.

[Pat]

Damn. It was. It was complicated.

[Guest 1]

That's a misdemeanor.

[Pat]

That's crazy. It's a misdemeanor. No.

[Guest 1]

Oh, he. He broke a fan's phone.

[Pat]

I was like, that's right.

[Mike]

Get the cops. LeBron on his phone. Cops come in now.

[Pat]

Gene reopening cases and never forget when Junior Smith, like, damn.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Welcome to My bad.

[Pat]

It's the second time. It's funny. Y' all won't see the other one, but this is the second time.

[Mike]

Welcome to episode 223 of Crash Dummy's podcast.

[Pat]

He looked at his phone audio.

[Mike]

Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon by the time this drops. I think the Vlog should be there with me, Gene and Key and Pat.

[Pat]

No way he tried to cut you off.

[Mike]

My bad. No, no, no, I forgot. I was like. I said three. I was like four.

[Pat]

My face blurred the whole time. Like some Japanese porn. I don't know why they be doing that.

[Mike]

That is so weird to me that they. Yeah, when I was used to watch.

[Pat]

That.

[Mike]

I was so int.

[Pat]

That's a kid. That was the only porn I didn't touch myself to. That's true. You're just watching it. You're just like, all right, man. It's like, like, what are we doing here? What's up with the successful morning going on?

[Mike]

That no way sex education would have went down so far. He's like, where is that even going? Just like you just see two blobs.

[Pat]

I ever told you I got in trouble in my health class and basically I was made to look like an idiot in front of the whole class by my health teacher in high school. So we were going over HIV and aids, right? And like the misrepresentation of it of like how contagious it is. So we literally watched this documentary on AIDS. It's like super scary, especially as a 14 year old that just a ninth grader. So she goes around and just be like, yes. And like, you know a lot of people. She was telling us the Magic Johnson story about like how people wouldn't play basketball with him because he had A's and stuff like that. Then she comes around to class and then she was like, I just want to let y' all know that I'm showing you this because I have HIV and I'm HIV positive. And she comes right over to me and she touches my arm and I smash that shit away. And she's like, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Like, you can't just break the news. Like I'm a young.

[Guest 1]

That's crazy to break the news. The news to your class like that.

[Pat]

But no, but she didn't have it though.

[Guest 1]

Okay? She was just trying to test.

[Pat]

She was trying to like let you know, like.

[Mike]

So like an example.

[Pat]

Yeah, it was like an example. She got the example, but it was a way I snatched away cuz she still had my arm a little bit. So I damn near yanked her across the room. I said.

[Mike]

But yeah, make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon.

[Pat]

Wait, how did I start talking about that?

[Mike]

I don't know. But back to Patreon. Oh, merch. The rest of the merch just got here. So those will Be shipping out by the time you guys hear this. This time, for real, you guys be getting your stuff in there. Whatever is left over from the ones we have, we're going to put back on the website. So it might be available now, it might not. Yeah, I think that's my. That's it for my announcement.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's good.

[Mike]

Let's talk about Drew Ski. That's like the hottest thing that. So Drew Ski did the. You can explain. Actually.

[Pat]

No, go ahead.

[Mike]

Oh, go ahead.

[Pat]

You got it.

[Mike]

I'm chickening out.

[Pat]

No, go ahead, bro.

[Mike]

I'm chicken it out. I can't chicken out.

[Pat]

I don't even know what you think about.

[Mike]

I think more guys should chicken out, but okay. Drew Ski did basically part two. Yeah. White. What's that what it called?

[Guest 1]

White Face Part two.

[Mike]

Part two.

[Pat]

Well, it's the second time doing it.

[Mike]

Yeah. So he. He basically was acting like, quote unquote, a stereotypical NASCAR attendee. But it was getting a lot of hate because people were saying. A lot of people on the. You know which side we talking about. But a lot of people are saying that if. If this was a white person doing blackface, this would be all over news and this would be looked down upon. And I'm here to say they should just do it. I feel like if it hurts if somebody said to me, if you say if this was this, that means you really want to do it. So just go ahead and. Go ahead and do it and see and see for yourself.

[Pat]

Yeah. If I'm talking. If I'm talking about women being abused by men, and then you just be like, what are the shoes on the other foot? Like, yeah, do it then. Exactly. Shut the fuck up. But the other thing I don't like about it. So Drew Ski's first white face skit, he was portraying, like, the white guy that grew up in the hood. Yeah, it was. There was no outrage with that. So he was.

[Mike]

There was a little bit outrage.

[Pat]

It wasn't crazy like this. Yeah, this is crazy. I will say the makeup, immaculate. That's crazy.

[Mike]

The makeup artist, crazy.

[Pat]

They made him a white man, but a white man with a tan line.

[Mike]

Tan line.

[Pat]

He had a tan line.

[Mike]

And there was a white man that came out that looked just like him saying that Drew Ski character, he kind.

[Pat]

Of looked like me. Yeah.

[Mike]

And he looked just like him. Same skin, complexion and everything.

[Pat]

I think Drew Ski with his mannerisms, because I think you could put a lot of comedians in that position.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And they wouldn't be able to sell it as Much as. As he can. But the part that they didn't like was definitely the racist parts.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Where a lot of. I feel like. Not a lot. I'm not gonna put everybody in the box, but I feel like there are some white people that think that type of racism doesn't exist, and they hate that it's being portrayed like that.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So I think that's. That's where some of, like, a lot of the backlash comes from, is just like, oh, you're portraying us saying this white guy at a. At a NASCAR event. Like, you can't tell me there's a guy that's at a NASCAR event that wouldn't act just like that. I'll put all my money in the world.

[Mike]

I would. 10 of them. I would think the spitting thing would be a little bit. A little bit too much. I was.

[Guest 1]

It's definitely exaggerated.

[Mike]

It's exaggerated. I think, somewhat. Yeah. I think in the. In the skit itself, that was probably, like, the least funniest thing to me.

[Pat]

In the skit, that was the funniest to me.

[Mike]

No, I get it. The first one was funny. But it's just like, I think with the. There's different stereotypical, like, racism stuff. Like, I just think that there's no black person that's gonna allow somebody. We would have heard about, man, black man fights person at nice NASCAR thing. I just think the spitting in the direction thing, that's not true either.

[Pat]

What? That's not true either.

[Mike]

I think. I don't think no man is letting anybody spit. It's today, in 2025.

[Pat]

Like that. Yeah. To be 2025, man. If you had a predominantly white place and induce and it don't make the news.

[Mike]

That's what I'm trying to say. I'm not saying it doesn't happen.

[Pat]

I don't know.

[Mike]

Or has never happened.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Guest 1]

Based on, like, the ratio. Like, what passing? Because it's gonna be like, why. Why would they share that out of everything?

[Mike]

Yeah. And I also.

[Guest 1]

Predominantly white.

[Mike]

I'm not saying it doesn't. I'm just staying at a NASCAR event. I'm just thinking the overall. And I think that's why some people were. Were a little bit more mad at it, because it's like you're portraying NASCAR because this is not the typical NASCAR person. It's a stereotype. Right, people?

[Pat]

What? I think that's a typical nascar. I don't. I don't.

[Mike]

I'm not saying if it is or it's not. I don't think that that's the. I don't know if it's. That's the typical NASCAR attendee. That's okay for 20, 25, that they're openly racist like that or they're openly doing the same thing. Because even if you look at the people around them, there wasn't many people in tank tops and nobody was really dressed just like that.

[Guest 1]

I wasn't sure what kind of event it was.

[Pat]

Even the over exaggeration is him, how country he was acting and how I think.

[Mike]

But it was a funny skit, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yes. I think most skits are over exaggerations. I think it was just because this one had a. A racial type of thing. That's why people are more mad at it and they want to do it. They secretly want to do it and they're too scared to.

[Pat]

Yeah. I also think, in my opinion, that shit happens at NASCAR events. That's why I never go. It is what it is. But he does it. I think the other part, he does a really, really good job of portraying a white man.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

I legit saw the shit online two weeks ago.

[Mike]

I saw. The first time I saw it, I.

[Pat]

Scroll past, I didn't the caption read, it literally read, it said, wow, this is about to be a crazy skit. So it was this tall white dude who end up being Drew Ski and the black dude next to him, which I think was like maybe Juicy's cameraman or something, whatever. And I just. I tried to like, literally AI chat GBT the person in the. In the picture. I was like, who the is this dude? Not even knowing Drew Ski's ass was right next to him. Like, that's some great ass makeup.

[Mike]

Drew Ski's on a. A really generational run. And the thing too, I think with him. Him going this far with his comedy, hopefully he. It puts him in the realm where it's like really hard for him to cancel. Get canceled.

[Pat]

He can't.

[Mike]

But I'm just saying he has his. His barriers, like, of getting cancellation or getting canceled is so far from like what he actually does now. It's just like he's. He went to the extreme. So everything he does below but can still be funny. But it's not like as edgy. He's safe.

[Pat]

It's like that's how you build.

[Mike]

That's a smart way to build your brand. It's just like you push those limits. But obviously some people just don't know when to, like, scale back. I mean, he's Got a backlash on some. Some skits, I think. The one with the women.

[Pat]

Yeah, the drunk girls. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

He got some little backlash. But the thing about Drew Ski is that he's putting himself as the person. Yeah, that helps out a little bit. And then the other part is that sometimes even when something goes on is more of his reaction to it. Yeah, just like some stuff that people say on our podcast we don't believe in, but we might chuckle at it like this. Crazy as hell.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Pat]

But we don't believe in it, and we still get credit for the clip. So he's kind of doing the thing real life, because I seen him on his. The could have been records. Remember when Lil Baby, they did the freestyle?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Pat]

Was that sway what they do a freestyle with? Yeah, and they was doing a freestyle, and one of the rappers basically announced that he was gay. And like, Lil Baby threw his headphones off. You could just see how Drew Ski, like, kept in a flow of, like, not really acknowledging that Lil Baby threw his headphones off, but kind of just.

[Mike]

What?

[Pat]

And it's like he gets away with kind of like chuckling and laughing. He know where to stop that? Yeah, he know better.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Pat]

The one thing I'm mad at, though, I just saw Ray J do it recently. I'm sorry, Ray J. I think I also saw Trey Songzhou on the radar is not for lip syncing. We not doing that, bro.

[Mike]

Ray was lip syncing.

[Pat]

No, no, no. Ray J. The only one that do got an excuse, though Trey songs is. That's lazy. Because Trey Song's got a lot of songs where he could find one that he could still sing vocally and be fine. Because I get it. Your voice changes. You're not in much practice. Ray J does have an excuse. One wish. And like, how he sounds now. There's no way he could pull up. As a matter of fact, the one.

[Mike]

It's crazy how much, like, reverb, like, hearing those, like, old songs. A lot of those, like, especially a lot of boy bands and a lot of, like, R B artists and like, a lot of them voices, they're not like real vocalists. I will say a lot of them weren't really, like, real. Real vocalists. They had really good songs, but not vocalists. Because then you hear them singing those hits that had all those reverbs and the. The auto tunes and shit like that. It sounds totally different. It's a whole different tone.

[Pat]

Or they just, like, older and they only could hold that note for like, 10 years. Like in a prime or like 21 to 35. I heard genuine Scene recently. No.

[Mike]

Why, why, why do you stop laughing out of here?

[Guest 1]

Not it, bro, I ain't going to lie.

[Pat]

But it's like if you a fan of Genuine, you just appreciate like if I went to his concert, I'm not expecting him to bust out no vocals. I just appreciate the greatness of the career and like that. Don't expect too much. But watching the clips, like, I. That would have pissed me off. Like, all right, bro, turn the music up a little bit.

[Guest 1]

I seen his last live performance. I actually went to the one at Summer Fest and he had his. I don't know if it was like his homies or just like entourage, like backup singers. Yeah, they were singing more than him. He was up there vibing like.

[Pat]

Yeah, I mean, like how many. How long was he up there?

[Guest 1]

Way too long. Yeah, I think he was up there like 40 minutes.

[Pat]

40 minutes? Yeah. That's probably like 30 minutes past where he could really see. He probably got like 10 minutes of singing in him.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Soon as you hear that, nine o'. Clock.

[Mike]

I think. I think people don't give like artists that grace of like their voice change changes.

[Pat]

Yep.

[Mike]

And there's. Because this, the, you know, the voice is a instrument too. So a lot of them like that retire might not be doing the same vocal exercises and stuff like that that they were doing when they were in their career.

[Guest 1]

Would you wanna, would you want to hear a new project from them rather than them trying to like, you know, genuine, like perform old songs, you know.

[Mike]

I think because with AI, I think a lot of them could and a lot of them have, they've re recorded new albums or record like their own and they just, you know, there's so much technology to fix their voices and stuff like that. I think though, it would be hard for them to perform those new songs. That's the thing.

[Pat]

But the other thing is like, what the are they singing about? Yeah, you know what I mean? Like Genuine. He put himself in the box. Like he, he sung about sex for his whole career. Not nobody want to hear those fake ass sex stories. How old is Genuine? Nobody want to hear those fake ass sex stories at that age. Because I. I've been hearing you singing for three minutes and you ain't mentioned Viag. Like, you gotta be real.

[Guest 1]

Guess his age.

[Pat]

61.

[Guest 1]

He's 54.

[Pat]

54.

[Mike]

Oh, he's not that old.

[Pat]

But he's still like, you not like picking no girl up no more like.

[Mike]

I'm saying, like physically, man, Bill Jabellichek has a girlfriend.

[Pat]

Why are we talking about why?

[Mike]

I'm just saying he could. He can still have a wild story.

[Pat]

No, Bill Belichick. This. That's a crazy segment.

[Mike]

That was crazy.

[Pat]

What's their age difference? Bill Belichick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the 70s.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

She's 24, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, 24, 25.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

50 years.

[Pat]

What's up?

[Guest 1]

What's 73?

[Pat]

What is she? 24? 50 years.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Wait, it's always been 50, then it was up.

[Mike]

Yeah, bro, it's about 50. Like. But he was old when she was born. That's the crazy, bro.

[Pat]

Like, what the is there?

[Mike]

I just want the way we talk about it now with genuine. Like, he was that genuine. Nah, V just. It's just crazy being 45. Like, anybody date who you want if this up age. I don't give a. It's just. The concept will always be funny to me that you're that old. You're 50 and your wife's not born yet.

[Pat]

I know, it's just.

[Mike]

It's just a weird concept.

[Pat]

There's a. I know she'd be helping that close his apps out on the iPhone. Like this baby just swipe up.

[Mike]

They just have to love you. They just had the game that they lost. And she was like on the sideline too.

[Pat]

Yeah, she's his manager or something.

[Mike]

It's just. It's just a crazy look for this. Like, I know the school is like, what the. But they can't do anything.

[Pat]

Don't say anything bad about. She'd be stealing like a. I'm not saying anything. A little young ass. Your little young ass ain't gonna sue me, I tell you that. So obviously more thug tapes are coming out. More thug. Young thug phone calls are coming out. And he called. Basically called Gorilla Ugly.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I want to put like into perspective. He shouldn't be calling no woman. No, but I. I want to say this. When you're talking to your girl, anything goes. Like, if people have recorded me talking to my girl, oh my God, bro. I'll literally be in prison. Because, I mean, I said I was gonna kill. Yeah, babe, I'm killed.

[Mike]

That especially like the. Especially in like the talking stages of things too. And you kind of want to really prove that you don't really like this other girl.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And she throw the girl really good looking.

[Pat]

She's not even all that. I literally immediately knew. Ladies, ladies, ladies, listen up. If your dude just ever come out the blue and just be like. And you ain't even bring her up like I hate that girl. You want to so bad.

[Mike]

Well, I wanted to at some point.

[Pat]

And she hold him or something like that. So he just despised it. Like, yeah, she ain't all that. She ain't like who we was just talking about juicing.

[Mike]

I don't know brought this up. I don't think. I don't think I've ever talked to my girl about another girl being ugly though.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's just.

[Mike]

I think I've said like this girl looks good.

[Pat]

But what I'm saying is I've done that before at like maybe like 2220.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know you mean.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's just very immature conversation. But I'm saying it still could possibly happen with. Without him actually meaning gorilla is. You know, I've been seeing like a lot of stuff like that. I don't like to compare women but like stop bringing up like oh Mariah, scientists look better gorilla. Like stop pinning two women against each other.

[Mike]

It's about one guy.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's about just keep the attention on thug right now. But I also think it's kind of. I. I would say it's kind of bogus to me that these calls are being leaked because people have different opinions about anything. And it was at a time like he probably thought he was going to spend his the rest of his life in there or something like that. He just trying to pass time. So obviously some of the that he said is whack as. Yeah, I we all understand that. But my main point of bringing that up is it just gonna is funny as he ain't said bro, it's like the smartest move in the world.

[Mike]

He started a run club. He literally my getting in shape commercials.

[Pat]

Yeah, he ignoring that, bro. Imagine yo a bunch of gets leaked about you dissing all these people and stuff like that. And you go check the main who you hate. You check his page and then you like this nigga just doing shit. They ain't got nothing to do with my shit. Oh, I'm just start a run club. No, no, no, no, no. Respond to me talking shit about you.

[Mike]

And the Thug stuff is interesting though. It's definitely the. I feel like it's the county releasing the.

[Pat]

It got to be some because it's.

[Mike]

Like it's almost just like you won this. You want this ballot but you're not going to win the war because they know the way to get to people like that are. We're gonna you know, disrupt your. Your street cred. We're gonna go at that. We're Gonna make you look like you're a snitch. We're gonna make you do like that. So they know that's where. Because in. In the. In hindsight with everything else, if he's just like a normal civilian type of. Or didn't accuse gun of snitching and all that, this doesn't really. I feel like this is a nothing. Like, it's like, oh, this just talking.

[Pat]

That's what I. I saw. I recently saw this video. Make sure we get back to the thug stuff, because it's a crazy way.

[Mike]

I know we segue to a segue to a segment. We got the Bill Bell check from genuine.

[Pat]

But it was this cop video. This cop getting bullied by some guys he went to high school with. And it was basically calling him soft. Like, oh, you soft as. You soft as. You a cop now? And they're just like. And he like, y' all don't know me. Y' all barely knew me in high school. Basically, it was just like, back and forth. And, like. The reason I bring this point up is why don't you just say one of them talks to you privately and that ends everything. So if I'm a cop and five dudes coming to me talking, I just like, hey, yo, what's your name? Yeah, I remember you down at the station. We appreciate. We appreciate you coming out there. We appreciate the information that you give us to help this neighborhood. Like, I'm calling one of y' all a snitch, and I'm walking away now. Y' all figure this, But. Yeah, but. But gonna. Not saying is very smart.

[Mike]

Baby getting thrown in there, drop his album.

[Pat]

Who was little.

[Mike]

Little baby.

[Pat]

Yeah. I don't know what's going on with the music industry.

[Mike]

I think people are saying he didn't drop it because Justin Bieber dropped his deluxe Black Part two.

[Pat]

Yeah. I don't know what everybody's just dropping right now.

[Mike]

Everybody's fourth quarter. Wait till this also was the fourth quarter.

[Pat]

Yo, wait, wait. Go ahead, go ahead.

[Mike]

No, no.

[Pat]

Okay. It's almost a fourth quarter. Okay. So I. I do. I do have something I want to say.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Pat]

Okay. I do not believe that Michael Irvin is still doing coke. Right? But what I do believe is that he did so much coke that it never left his system. Like, there's no way, bro. Yeah, okay. I gave him a pass on, like, all the rants because I'm just like. He just passionate. And then the one that took it over the edge was when he was on all fours last year. At that football game, Miami football game. And then obviously recently, which is dope. Some of his stories are dope. He recently had an interview with Shannon Sharp, which he was talking about, like, how he got in a fight and stabbed somebody in the neck with some scissors.

[Mike]

What the.

[Pat]

Like, almost killed his teammate. Like, football, cowboys.

[Mike]

Like, I saw a lot of clips from that. That podcast. It was actually really entertaining from the clips. I didn't watch the whole thing yet, but there's a comment that was, like, the amount of times that Michael Irvin is touched. Shannon Sharp is alarming. No, like, he's such a thigh. He's just like, a very, like, handsy talker.

[Pat]

Yeah. I don't. I was funny about Shannon Sharp because Shannon Sharp gets a lot of flack for some of his mannerisms and tendencies, and people like to question, like, whatsoever. Same thing with Mike Arvin. And that's because in America, it's rare to see, like, black men interact at that age on camera.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So a lot of people don't know, like, black men at that age. And they've been friends for a long time. They're really, really, like, grabby. Grabby. Like, I'm telling you, bro, I did all this and I did all that. Like, that's how black man especially, like. But definitely a little coke less in the system.

[Mike]

Look like TV personalities, too. Like, I think he. I think he plays into the camera a little bit, too. Yeah, I definitely think. I think he sees that. That's his brand. Yeah, I think he's smart, so I think he's. He's definitely playing, but he is a great storyteller. Yeah, I talk about, like, when he's telling those stories, he talk about the million dollar story. And yeah, he left the check there. Like, the. The dramatic pause. He, like, put the check there. He's like. And I left it right there. Shannon.

[Pat]

Shannon's the perfect person to hype you up, too. That's a good com. That a great show. I will watch that show.

[Mike]

Yeah. I think Mike Irvin is good on tv. It was kind of messed up that you remember that he got kicked off of TV or it was an ESPN or something for a woman saying that she touched him inappropriately. And then security, they let him go, and security footage came out and was legit the opposite of what happened. Just like. So hopefully he. I think he's back on TV and doing his thing.

[Pat]

But yeah, a lot of old black athletes and news, I think. Was it Sean Camp? Sean Camp had that someone stole his car and then he tracked the person down and, like, shot at him. And he did, like, he was, like, facing a charge. Like, he almost went to prison because of that.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Pat]

Because he shot back at somebody that was, like, shooting at him.

[Mike]

This isn't tweet of the week.

[Pat]

Okay. But soft but okay.

[Mike]

It's not tweeting because I want to, like, about. So there was a. There was a tweet. Strict parenting really paid off. And then somebody, quote, retweeted or quoted it and said, I didn't realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people. And it's a true statement even to this day, but especially when I was a kid, there's just, like, those things that people would do. I think for me, it was respect for your elders type of thing. And I saw the way, like, a lot of kids talk to, like, the teachers and, like, that I'd be like, what? It's just, like, a crazy concept. But even on adult years, I feel like there's examples of that.

[Pat]

Something like, just like, some social cues that people don't pick up on. Like, I know people that they can't finish the quick how are you? Conversation. They're walking by, like, yo, what's up? Good, man. How are you? Good, good, good, good. How are you? Good. Have a good one. You know what I mean? Like, you'll say, yo, good. Yo, bro, how are you? They'd be like, good. And then keep walking, dude, you don't know how to. But he not being rude. He just don know how to finish certain conversations. And, like, they missing cues. Like something your parents taught you, and it was annoying when they taught you little stuff. That's why these dudes be doing bad with their girls. Like, they. They parents didn't teach them, like, simple stuff how to be a gentleman. I seen this dude walking with his girlfriend and his kids, and he pushed through the door, and, like, the. The girl had to stop the door from hitting the kids, and, like, she got the kids through, and he hopped in the car, and she put the kids in the car seat. I'm like, bro, like, do this feel good to you? My. Like, like, he let the door slam on little man, and.

[Mike]

Oh, damn. You actually get into the week.

[Pat]

Tweet a weeks. Okay. All right. This is a picture of Michael Jordan. Shout out to mj, Man, I'm not beefing with no billionaires. I saw. Before I say this, I saw a video. Mj, he was supporting Jalen Hurts, which is one of his athletes, and, like, they had the camera on him too long. And literally, as soon as he did this, the camera was off of that's how much power he had. But speaking of mj, somebody tweeted with apple juice. Eyes be scared.

[Mike]

No, that's. Some people have, like, sickle cell.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that is.

[Mike]

No, I don't know.

[Pat]

Not everybody. I thought it was something else.

[Mike]

I know a lot. It's a com. It was a common thing, too. Like, semi common. I saw it a lot. People had sickle cell when I was in boarding school.

[Pat]

Okay, Okay. I believe, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

All right.

[Mike]

Somebody said I tried to just bring the. The mood down.

[Pat]

Yeah. The thing is, I die. Oh, John. It is jaundice, though. But not everybody got jaundice. Some of it is from John Licor. All right, Someone just said, I just paid $400 for my daughter's speech therapy after insurance and still owe $366. I should have just let her keep talking like Daffy Duck. That's up. Okay, next one. We never asked Gene that question. Okay. Oh, the next one. Sorry. It's Facebook. My Facebook one. You know, Facebook get crazy. My cousin done got shot in my shirt. I ain't letting nobody wear else. Oh, my God. No, I ain't gonna lie.

[Mike]

That's up, though. That's losing two things in one go.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying. And they gonna try to bury. That's too crazy. He just got shot, man. He's still alive, though. I feel the shirt now. It better be a Balenciaga shirt. So they already had that hole in it.

[Mike]

I feel if that person's complaining about it.

[Pat]

That's part of the style with the blood drip. Yeah. Oh, that be fire. Hey, bloody this up some more.

[Mike]

So it looks like the Balenciaga, then the White prince, Lola, bloodied up.

[Guest 1]

I did that before.

[Pat]

They talking about John. John got shot. What shirt he got on?

[Guest 1]

We was walking in the. In the George Floyd protest, and I put, like, blood stains on my shirts.

[Pat]

I swear, nobody holding a gun to your head. Who the made you say that? What the.

[Guest 1]

Hey, man, you gotta, you know, be.

[Pat]

A part of the. Part of the crowd.

[Guest 1]

Make a statement.

[Mike]

That's like. That's like PETA.

[Pat]

What question are you talking about?

[Mike]

What.

[Pat]

What. What was that? Why did you say that? I had.

[Guest 1]

Hey, man, just memories, you know.

[Mike]

Emo.

[Guest 1]

No, it was a protest.

[Mike]

I get it, I get it.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Guest 1]

My stance as a black man in the community.

[Pat]

Okay? Explain this. Explain your purpose.

[Guest 1]

So we had the Black Lives Matter shirt and obviously was, you know, was Dealing with some, you know, police brutality going on in America.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Guest 1]

So I decided to put blood stains on my shirt to symbolize the pain, the wounds that need healing in our community.

[Pat]

Yeah. I don't know what's working. This or them crumping in front of the police. It's the same energy.

[Mike]

Used to be.

[Guest 1]

Doing when protests happen.

[Pat]

No, them was crapping in front of police, bro. Should have been a hot bean bag right to the chest. I swear, if I was the cop, I'd be like, stop that. I'd have maced them, dog. And I do the worm. All right. Somebody asked, can the dentist really tell if you've been sucking dick?

[Mike]

What? How can anybody tell?

[Pat]

Huh? I'm just saying, can a dentist tell?

[Mike]

Dtp. Oh, dsl. Sorry, what?

[Pat]

Cte. Ain't that, like a disturbing the peace? Ludicrous used to be. I honestly thought that was gonna be the goat. Ain't that crazy?

[Mike]

I think he's the goat.

[Pat]

No, he is a goat, but I thought he was gonna be like. Like, when people talk about Jay Z, and I thought that was.

[Mike]

I think the style of rap changed so much because he was, like. Like, the same cadence that how Bow Wow rapped.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, it wouldn't be popular right now just because it's like. Like, it's just a different cadence.

[Pat]

It's very outdated.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's. It's different.

[Pat]

It's very. I wouldn't say it's, like, brain dead, but it's, like, very, like, simple.

[Mike]

Like, it's very literal.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. And I'm going to move like a truck.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, trucks do move, I guess.

[Pat]

The bar is not going over anybody's head. It's coming right at your pelvis. It's coming at your kneecaps. All right, last one. Your favorite Disney pri. Your favorite Disney princess. Says a lot about you, actually. And somebody replied, what that say about me? Oh, no, this. I can't even say this one. This one's so evil.

[Mike]

Come on. You're gonna have to say it. No, no, no, no. Let me see. Why is he going. Why would Jalen car be going to hell?

[Pat]

No, no, no, no. Chill. Because it's the teammate. Anything? You don't even know. It was something that happened in college. Oh, oh, insider.

[Mike]

Okay, last one just brought it inside. A tweet.

[Delamo Manny]

No, no, no.

[Mike]

What the.

[Pat]

My fault, y'. All. I had to, you know, make sure because, you know, we both own 50 of the business. I got to make sure if you want to get canceled with me or. Oh, we not Getting canceled this week. Okay.

[Mike]

Bet.

[Pat]

Okay, last one, because it's gonna lead to a conversation. I put this on my story today. Some dude tweeted, how do you talk to a girl at a gym? And somebody, quote, tweeted it and said, you don't. And I think, like, that's the best answer to that. Like, you don't talk to a girl at the gym.

[Mike]

Why?

[Pat]

First.

[Mike]

First. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Pat]

With. No, like, obviously. Like, if a girl come up to you and you talk about. I ain't talking to you like, you weird little.

[Mike]

He's in your lips and shit. Oh, yeah, that. That might lead.

[Pat]

I am a feminist. Do your workout, girl.

[Mike]

But that also might lead to, like, what you're talking about earlier about people not having those social cues. Yep. So, like, sometimes they might think, oh, this girl was staring at me. And she could be looking, like, completely past you. Right. So in that situation, you'd be like, oh, she was smiling at me. So let me. Like that then leaves the window to start a conversation.

[Pat]

They'd be like, oh, this girl was looking at me at the gym, bro, when I was squatting. Like, yeah, that's because your back was bent forward. She was looking at your posture. She's probably like, I feel like people.

[Mike]

Also don't realize that people look at people at the gym. If I see somebody doing an exercise in the corner of my eye, I might glare over there to see what that person is doing. I'm back in the back. It's just like normal humans. They. Yeah, your eyes move and wander throughout your space that you're in and trying to say, especially if somebody's behind me. Yeah, I'm definitely turning around like, all right, let me see what this person is doing.

[Pat]

People don't. I think people who. People watch don't realize that they're being People watch also.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Pat]

I hate people that think they're the top people watching. Like, man, I'll be putting my glasses on, bro, and I see everything. And there's somebody looking at your dumbass. They're like, look at that dumbass dude in glasses looking around everywhere. Like, they see you too. My like. But I'm.

[Mike]

I have done some ultimate. I've done some ultimate people watching. Especially when the party's downstairs and you're on the balcony. I. People watch like, I'm Batman.

[Pat]

When do you do do that?

[Mike]

In college, there's place. There's like, places like Halloween party Lucid we went to. Nobody could see.

[Pat]

Oh, you talking about women in the section.

[Mike]

Section.

[Pat]

Yeah, but if you in the section just know you a fish. Like, you a fish in a fishbowl. Like, I literally went.

[Mike]

Or the people in the section with me. People watching.

[Pat]

See, that's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

But there's still. There's been other times too. Just like concerts and like that. It's like, oh, I got this one space and I'm staring at people, but.

[Pat]

They see you too, bro.

[Mike]

And I. People watch in the morning. Like, I wake up early, so sometimes I'm staring out my window and nobody else is watching the window.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

At five o' clock in the morning.

[Pat]

If you're on the top floor and you're watching people, technically, only person that can see you is the other person on the top floor. Yeah. There's only one person you got to check in.

[Mike]

Yeah. Also, too. I like. I like to when things are going on in the apartment because we have this little long thing. So sometimes I just peek out there and see what. What everybody's doing. Just. You gotta. You got to analyze the environment. Like, oh, this person. Because there's people that overuse the apartment amenities. Like, this nigga's down here grilling every day. Like, he got his own chairs down there.

[Pat]

But when you. The fucked up part about it is there's nothing more offensive than somebody people watching you a little bit too hard. So I let this dude Mike convince me, allegedly, to smoke weed the first day I moved in my apartment on my balcony. And I don't know if my. I have an Asian neighbor that lives. That lives across. It was cbd. I have an Asian neighbor that lives across from me. And he started recording me and Mike smoking.

[Mike]

So I don't know why I was smoking.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Mike]

I wasn't smoking.

[Pat]

No, you was definitely. Okay. Mike was snorting. But he started recording us. And I don't know if he was recording us because he thought we broke into the place because nobody had lived there. I was like one of the first people in that building. Or was he recording us smoking? And, like, the dude, he was going out his way. He even tried to go downstairs to get a better angle. Mind you, he don't know me. And Mike could see every move he's doing. Like, we're looking directly at this because I was out.

[Mike]

I was on the balcony. And then also, he's a. He was recording and the light turned on. Yeah, his flash turned on. And he did like. He did like the old. Like, oh, put it down like that to cover the light. So that's when I was like, oh, he was recording. And then he. I was like, you know, usually after that happens, you get caught like that. He's like, all right, you're done. You give up? No, he came back, he said, oh, let me just turn my flash on. And now they won't know what the I'm doing. And they just had his phone like this. Like he's scrolling on him. Like, bro, what the. I'm like, pat, these dudes recording us.

[Pat]

Then he, like. Then he walked downstairs to get a better angle. And only thing that stopped him was his scary ass. Saw two kids arguing, so he went back upstairs. 14 year olds arguing. So he went back upstairs. We in the birds. So. So now what I do with him, I be always get revenge on him. I literally, every time I open my blinds and I see he's looking outside, enjoying his day, I put my phone up and I record them. I got like 10 videos in there. And sometimes on Sundays, I shadow box naked. But yeah, my. I'm king of the neighborhood. I'm like, I'll do that. But no shout out to the whole ass. I don't really with dog. And he keep his lights on all night. I don't know what type of he got going on though. But I'm moving out soon and I got a surprise for him.

[Mike]

We have to get to some listener callers. Oh, actually, we gotta introduce who you're gonna see in. Sorry. Our boy came through.

[Pat]

Yeah, our boy Manny came through. A lot of you see him as Del Amo Manny on Instagram, the Lamo. But I want to make sure Del Amo de Lamo is like where he's from and his name is Manny Dope comedian, stand up. He has a lot. I'm sure you probably saw his Instagram real. Yeah, obviously we got a real dope segue coming for y'.

[Mike]

All. So I was gonna go to listener callers. He's gonna be this. Because you're gonna see another person there, there. And then it'll go into our podcast, our end of the podcast with him. So it's funny with the listener, with the podcast, sometimes you got to kind of walk your audience through the. The experience they're about to go through.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But it makes it seem like we're talking through it.

[Pat]

I'm just saying, though, I'm not talking nobody. No.

[Mike]

Yeah. Especially after that last call. Yeah. Demon. Demon, Demon.

[Pat]

Demon. Demon. You just made him buzz. He just buzz. That's all he need.

[Mike]

Get some listener colors.

[Pat]

He been edging for 222 episodes. He said, finally.

[Manny]

Yo, yo, y' all can hear me.

[Pat]

Yeah, this. Who is this?

[Manny]

That. What's the word? I'm just playing.

[Pat]

I'm just. That's this thing that you said is making me.

[Mike]

I just say you sound like Riley from Boondock.

[Manny]

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Get to the question, guys.

[Pat]

But which way? I just want to make sure that we talking to you correctly.

[Manny]

What you mean.

[Delamo Manny]

What are your preferred pronouns?

[Manny]

Pat? Don't. Don't piss me off.

[Mike]

That was. That was our friend Manny.

[Manny]

Who. Who was that?

[Mike]

That was our friend Manny.

[Manny]

Ah, nah, I'm a woman. My.

[Pat]

A woman. Still not convinced? No, I'm playing. No, no, no.

[Manny]

Okay, question. What's your pronouns?

[Pat]

Pat, that. No. All right.

[Manny]

Used to be fat.

[Pat]

Okay, Okay. I didn't used to be fat, though. I don't know why people. What people get from that. I guess I was a little chubby, though.

[Manny]

I. You feel me? I ain't go body saying nobody.

[Pat]

How much? How much you weigh? Little. Okay, little.

[Manny]

I'm like 130.

[Pat]

130.

[Manny]

How much you weigh?

[Pat]

Big. I'm like 220 right now.

[Manny]

Damn. I'm just playing.

[Pat]

That's, you know, that's like. That's like muscle right here. Explaining you something.

[Manny]

How tall are you?

[Pat]

Six foot.

[Manny]

All right, that ain't bad. That ain't bad.

[Pat]

How tall are you?

[Manny]

You said that's muscle. You said, how tall am I, bro?

[Delamo Manny]

I took west sister is a dating profile, NFL combine.

[Pat]

I think we got. I think we got the same interest. I don't think.

[Delamo Manny]

How much protein you eat a day?

[Manny]

I think she get to the question.

[Pat]

You more of a wingman than dating show, right? I got a question for you.

[Manny]

Okay, all right. What's the question, man?

[Pat]

Going after the same thing.

[Mike]

Wing bang.

[Manny]

Oh, Jesus.

[Pat]

Jesus Christ. All right. What's something you believe that usually gets you into argument, arguments?

[Manny]

I can cheat.

[Mike]

Can't say what.

[Manny]

Like, I can cheat on my girl, but she can't cheat on me.

[Pat]

What do you mean?

[Manny]

So, like, nobody agrees?

[Pat]

How. How do you. No, how do you. Absolutely not. Especially not on camera. What the.

[Manny]

I'm not on camera.

[Pat]

Oh, you.

[Manny]

You right. You right. You right. Don't agree to that, bro. Don't agree.

[Pat]

I mean, I don't agree with it at all, but, like, what situation have you cheated on your girlfriend before?

[Manny]

I only cheat when I get cheated on. So now it's like, I'd have been cheated on, so now I gotta get the first. Like, this next one I'm talking to. She gonna get got for sure.

[Pat]

Wait, you were already planning on cheating on her.

[Mike]

Premeditated cheating. It's crazy.

[Pat]

Yeah, bro.

[Manny]

Like, she didn't. She don't, like, strike two right now. And I don't really want to give her up because I fuck with her. So I'm feeling like, you know, give me a little side thing. She can satisfy me in a ways that she. Not until she get her act right and she know I'm a. I'm a respectful one, though. You not gonna find out. I ain't gonna embarrass you. It's gonna be on some chill shit.

[Pat]

A respectful.

[Delamo Manny]

What were the first two strikes?

[Manny]

What were the first two strikes? Man, she. She ain't tell her homie that, like, how she fucked with me. Like, she slight downplayed to her people how she was fucking with me, but she on my phone like. Like, she in love type. So I'm just like, all right. Like, you ain't gonna tell them people that. Then I'm act like I don't know your life.

[Pat]

Right? Right.

[Manny]

I'm gonna act like I'm single as.

[Pat]

Okay, strike two. We'll strike two.

[Manny]

Strike two. She just like to argue, and I don't do that. And if I don't want to argue with her, she said, I don't care about her, and I don't got time for the crying and the games. Like, I got to do, like, cheat, so. Exactly. You feel me? It's bitches on my line that don't cry, and I'm gonna deal with them. And then when you crying at night, I comfort you at night. Like, I'll be that shoulder to cry on at night, but I'm not dealing with that through the day. I got homework.

[Pat]

Okay, okay, scenario. Scenario. Okay. Me and you going out to the club. Oh, my gosh, bruh. What are you wearing?

[Manny]

How about this, Pat? You going to brunch with a shorty? What the fuck are you wearing?

[Pat]

Shit. The shit I got on right now. Little black hoodie. What's these called? Called Raspberry Hill pants. What's these boots called? PDF Boots. PDX boots. Little slight. Better than the jerseys you be wearing, but better.

[Delamo Manny]

She dressed like the Brat right now.

[Manny]

I doubt that one. I doubt that one. You said. I went.

[Pat]

What the fuck did he say?

[Manny]

Nah, drop your nuts. Say that shit again.

[Delamo Manny]

I said you dress like the Brat right now.

[Manny]

Oh, you got me so up, boy. I didn't let the bandanas go.

[Mike]

That's what. You used to wear it when I.

[Manny]

Was in, like, sixth grade.

[Pat]

Okay, you talking about. You talking about strap my Nuts on.

[Manny]

No, I said drop your nuts.

[Delamo Manny]

Wait, I.

[Manny]

Said what I got.

[Delamo Manny]

I got a question. Has your girl. Is your girl, like, do she mess with girls and dudes or just girls?

[Manny]

Nah, if I find out she messing with, she not gonna make it up.

[Delamo Manny]

Okay, I was just wondering because that's an added component to the cheating.

[Pat]

I ain't think about that, you know?

[Manny]

What you mean?

[Delamo Manny]

Well, because you said she got two strikes, right?

[Manny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, two counts. She looking for some balls, you feel me?

[Manny]

Nah, she was looking for some of that. She would have hit the electric chair by now, I ain't gonna lie.

[Mike]

Is it worse?

[Pat]

No. That was so crazy. That was so crazy.

[Mike]

So it.

[Pat]

That was so crazy. I was like, where the is he going? What the she looking for? She definitely needs some balls. She need two pairs.

[Mike]

What was I gonna ask? I forgot I was trying to close his nose. What was I gonna ask? What was I gonna ask?

[Pat]

If you had a choice between Jordan Elevens and Doc Martens.

[Manny]

Question.

[Mike]

Is that so with your. With your girl, Right? So is it. Is it more worse if she cheats on. I said more worse. Is it worse if she cheats on a guy than a girl she's with? Chase with.

[Manny]

If you cheat on me with a guy.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Manny]

Either way, she got something coming to her. But, yes, I feel like that's overly disrespectful because I done by girls before. Like, it's not like I don't want too much discriminate, but I'm not gonna kiss you. I'm not gonna tend to you for real. So you telling me you gay? And. And then I found out you was on your knees for 10 nights. Like, we got problems. You discriminated about what he was doing.

[Pat]

She. She had her phobia.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Manny]

If I see a straight couple kissing, I might just slap their ass. Yeah, she heterophobic out my face.

[Pat]

She's not bifurcated.

[Manny]

You said what?

[Mike]

Because she don't hate.

[Pat]

No, she do hate. She hates straight couples.

[Mike]

She don't like bi couples.

[Pat]

No, she. No, she hates straight couples.

[Manny]

I just hate. I just don't like fake gay women. Like, okay, all that little experiment. Oh, if I was gay, I'd be gay for you. Go find somebody else to play with.

[Pat]

Right.

[Delamo Manny]

You got to stay out of la then.

[White Co-worker]

You don't know what the.

[Manny]

Bring your ass right back up.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk that.

[Manny]

Okay.

[Mike]

All right.

[Pat]

No, no, no. I appreciate you. We got to get you on the show more. We. We might have to get you a dating show.

[Manny]

A dating. Yeah. Yeah. Let's find the next. I'm gonna cheat on for sure.

[Pat]

We got you.

[Delamo Manny]

Funny.

[Manny]

All right, y' all be smooth.

[Mike]

You too. Yo. Hello.

[Pat]

Yo, yo, yo.

[Mike]

You good?

[Young Server]

Can you all hear me? Yeah, no, no.

[Pat]

Sorry.

[Young Server]

I just woke up.

[Delamo Manny]

We could tell.

[Pat]

All right.

[Mike]

I got a question for you, bro. All right. Right. What's something you believe that usually gets you into an argument?

[Young Server]

That people who join the military literally, like, dudes do that, and it's the same as girls starting an only Fans. Because, like, when you have no option, you don't know what to do with your life. You, like, usually pick. The worst thing is joining the military.

[Pat]

Yeah, I think I want to say there's, like, one huge difference. Wait, what's the difference?

[Young Server]

Because I think starting Onlyfans is a better life path.

[Pat]

I mean, like, they're. They're. They're fighting for our country. What you. What you do for a living, that.

[Young Server]

That doesn't matter.

[Pat]

But, like, they're fighting in this situation, it really does matter what you do for a living.

[Young Server]

I work at a restaurant.

[Pat]

Yes. The military needs you.

[Delamo Manny]

Thank you for your service.

[Young Server]

I promise I would start at only fans before I joined the military.

[Pat]

That's your problem now, man. Men used to hunt.

[Young Server]

It doesn't matter. You're joining the military. You're risking your life for, like, a shitty car, like, no money. Your wife's gonna cheat on you. Like, if you just started OnlyFans, at least you're. At least you're gonna be making a decent living.

[Mike]

It's like work from home.

[Pat]

Yeah, he's talking about. He's talking about two careers he doesn't have. I'd rather have his career than his career.

[Delamo Manny]

I'll never go to NBA. I'd rather be an actor.

[Young Server]

But they accept anybody into the military.

[Pat]

I don't care, bro.

[Young Server]

Like, literally anybody.

[Pat]

I'd rather have Meg the Stallion, bro, over Beyonce. Meg the Stallion. I'd rather have Meg, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

Like, I've seen people become president from the military. I ain't never done that from only fans. Not yet. A Bonnie Blue ticket.

[Young Server]

Okay, I'm talking more about Marines. Marines are like, why would you do that?

[Mike]

Out of all the possible things, why Marines in particular?

[Young Server]

Because, like, you're just on the front lines. You could have been to the Air Force. You could have done something, like, productive, but they just give you a gun and you just go, like, to the desert. Like, that's crazy.

[Pat]

It's crazy. It's crazy. What we can discover from one. What you call from, like, from a person. Now we for sure know he's broke.

[Mike]

He.

[Pat]

He's soft as fuck.

[Mike]

He's on the front line too.

[Delamo Manny]

He don't want to be on the front line.

[Pat]

We're gonna do something that's not as. With no confrontation.

[Mike]

Be a frontline line cook or dishwasher.

[Pat]

Yeah. What you do at the restaurant?

[Young Server]

Hell, no, I am not in the. In the kitchen.

[Pat]

What you do?

[Young Server]

I'm a server.

[Pat]

You server? Oh, you're not even lieutenant at the restaurant. You did. That's what you. You front line?

[Young Server]

No, no, but I knew. I knew a girl that was in the military, and she had a house at 18. She's like, yeah, I got this cuz I'm in the military. I'm like, that is not adding up. What do you mean? She's like, no, I have a little, like, side business too. And then come to find out she had only fans. I'm like, okay, that's why you have the house, not because you're in the middle.

[Mike]

You were hating that hard. Damn.

[Pat]

So, like, how old are you? 22, man.

[Mike]

You.

[Pat]

Hey, I would say, like, you too young, but I like, feel like at 22, I wasn't this dumb.

[Mike]

Dumb.

[Pat]

I feel like I was, like, a little bit further along. But I could be wrong, though.

[Young Server]

No, you're not dumb because you're not in the military.

[Pat]

Like, oh, bro.

[Mike]

All right, bro. Go back to sleep, man.

[Delamo Manny]

What restaurant? What restaurant is this, bro?

[Pat]

Yo, ask him that question, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

What restaurant?

[Pat]

No, I don't.

[Young Server]

I don't want to dox myself. It's like a very.

[Pat]

Okay, what time you get off of work? That's what I want to ask. Like, 1am Got off at 1am what time. What time zone you in?

[Young Server]

East Florida. I just woke up.

[Delamo Manny]

You've answered so many questions with that.

[Mike]

Florida. Oh, dang.

[Pat]

It's literally 1pm yeah, this dude's a bum, bro. Still sleep, bro.

[Mike]

He said he got off. He. What time you go to bed then? Three.

[Pat]

Three.

[Young Server]

Like six.

[Mike]

Damn. What the you doing?

[Pat]

You got home, he was vamping.

[Mike]

Young.

[Pat]

He bad. The third party.

[Manny]

Hola.

[Pat]

Was that a family? Is that a tv?

[Manny]

What?

[Pat]

Is that you?

[Mike]

Oh, that's her.

[Manny]

No, it's. It's.

[Emotional Woman]

No, it's a zoom meeting.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, you know, I thought your phone was off or you were in jail. No, no, I'm just playing.

[Emotional Woman]

You guys bail me out.

[Pat]

It depends on what you did, though.

[Mike]

It is. It does that. Oh, I got you. I got a question for you. Sound like you in something.

[Pat]

Yeah, Mike.

[Mike]

What'S something you believe that usually gets you into an argument?

[Emotional Woman]

My emotions. I am so emotional. I'm an emotional mommy. Like everything is emotional based. And then the logic kicks in like a day later.

[Pat]

A day.

[Emotional Woman]

I need a 24 hour processing time.

[Mike]

At least she acknowledges it.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, she's very self aware.

[Pat]

Exactly. No, I don't like that. Just.

[Emotional Woman]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Just because somebody's self aware about something, you don't.

[Mike]

Yeah, they keep doing it. I think it makes it worse when you're like, I know I'm hurting you.

[Pat]

I know I'm spazzing out right now. Tomorrow, I'll be okay, but fuck you. What the fuck?

[Emotional Woman]

See, I knew. I knew Pat was going to disagree with me and I knew Mike was going to be on my side.

[Delamo Manny]

You know what is like a recent example of maybe your emotions getting the best of you over your logic, if you have one.

[Emotional Woman]

So my man's ex hit him up and it pissed me off.

[Mike]

Off.

[Emotional Woman]

So I took a screenshot of me and him, sent it to her, and I'm like, yeah, this is why he's ignoring you. And it was my emotions getting the best of me. He's like, I ignore her because I don't care about what she says.

[Mike]

What was she texting him about?

[Emotional Woman]

Checking on him, making sure he's okay.

[Delamo Manny]

I'm coming on your side.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Manny]

I will say it's been two years.

[Pat]

I will say she gets an award for that because she won. She made it into your household where he. He kind of blocked her at the door. You opened the door, invited her in, and then beat her up. You know what I'm saying? But you let her in the house and stuff like that, so I will. I still think she won that. But I get what you said.

[Emotional Woman]

Damn.

[Pat]

Yeah, she definitely won. She made y'. All. I bet you y' all was talking about it at night and shit.

[Mike]

But why was she so comfortable to do that?

[Pat]

That.

[Emotional Woman]

Did you ever investigate that he opened up that. Yep. And I told him, I said, you made it her comfortable to feel like she should still text you. How long Shut her down.

[Pat]

How long ago was that relationship then?

[Emotional Woman]

Two years ago.

[Pat]

And how long y' all been together?

[Emotional Woman]

Two years.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Delamo Manny]

Wait, the math on that is.

[Manny]

It'S.

[Emotional Woman]

Like a couple months apart. Of course, you know, like a month or two.

[Mike]

He got back in the game that quick?

[Pat]

Oh, he moved on quick.

[Emotional Woman]

That quick.

[Mike]

That means you might have been in the picture already.

[Pat]

Y' all knew each other?

[Mike]

No, no, y' all never knew each other.

[Delamo Manny]

Something you're not telling?

[Pat]

No. Nope.

[Emotional Woman]

Didn't know each other at all.

[Pat]

How y' all meet?

[Emotional Woman]

Through a friend. We went on a hike, and then, you know, he was feeling me, so he hit me up after, like, hey, I snuck some pictures of you. And they were pretty cool pictures. And then we kind of just kicked.

[Pat]

It off from there. Sent you five pictures of the back of Hell?

[Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Literally. Okay, what's the next question I was gonna ask? How long was that last relationship that he was in and why did that relationship end?

[Emotional Woman]

Like, roughly, like, a year and some change. And she made, like, false promises they were gonna move in and stuff, and then she lied.

[Pat]

Oh. Like she had commitment issues or something.

[Emotional Woman]

Yeah, because she probably stole her baby daddy.

[Mike]

Oh, the plot thickens.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Delamo Manny]

This ain't a love triangle. It's a love pyramid, everybody, at this point.

[Pat]

So he was a stepdad, like, Trapped.

[Mike]

In the Closet series.

[Emotional Woman]

He still is.

[Pat]

Wait, what you mean? Oh, so you got a kid, too?

[Emotional Woman]

Yes, we both do.

[Pat]

Wait, who he got a kid with? That's not that far.

[Emotional Woman]

A different baby mama?

[Pat]

His kids?

[Delamo Manny]

Y' all got a family forest?

[Manny]

Yes.

[Pat]

Damn. This. This damn near half the city.

[Emotional Woman]

But there's no beef with that. Like, we're all great. Like, the baby mother and me, we're cool as. Like, we talk on a regular basis.

[Pat]

Dude, is that her only kid with. No, she got another baby with him.

[Emotional Woman]

Yes.

[Manny]

Yes.

[Emotional Woman]

She's married, so it's another baby daddy.

[Pat]

Connected to all that, too.

[Emotional Woman]

But you know what? Do your baby daddy drama.

[Pat]

Do your baby daddy got another baby?

[Emotional Woman]

Yes.

[Pat]

Oh, my God. This is like, this never ending. It never ends.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

All y' all kids.

[Emotional Woman]

Baby mother got baby got kids, too.

[Pat]

No, everyone lives separate. Yeah. We all are like, an hour apart. If you reach me, it's me. Everybody, not no one be.

[Mike]

That be crazy.

[Pat]

Nah, this never ended, man. This crazy.

[Emotional Woman]

Yeah, the family tree is crazy work.

[Pat]

All right, it's time for you to get back to that meeting. It sound like they saying your name.

[Manny]

It sure is.

[Emotional Woman]

It sure is. Thank you, guys.

[Mike]

Have a good one. You have a good one.

[Emotional Woman]

You too.

[Delamo Manny]

Somebody's driving.

[Pat]

Yeah, tell a pilot, roll up the windows.

[White Co-worker]

Yo, yo, what's up?

[Mike]

What up, man? How's it going on?

[Manny]

Good.

[White Co-worker]

How are you guys?

[Mike]

Pretty good. Pretty good. I got a question for you. What's something you believe? What's something you believe? That usually gets you into an argument.

[White Co-worker]

All right, just to set the scene a little bit.

[Pat]

Nice.

[White Co-worker]

I live in a predominantly white and racist and homophobic part of America, okay? And I have gotten in arguments with my co workers about whether or not it's okay to say the n word in 2025.

[Pat]

Like. Like negligence or something.

[White Co-worker]

Yeah, okay, sure. I mean, I've heard that one actually.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[White Co-worker]

But anyway, no, they were openly like this any. Anybody, especially in like, sports, because they're like big football fans and stuff. Like, I think it's just a jealousy type thing, but like. Oh, yeah, it, man, I can't even, like, I can't even give you examples there because I am also white.

[Pat]

So I don't want you to give me an example.

[Delamo Manny]

I hate to do it.

[White Co-worker]

I'm just trying to explain, like, how they're being racist, but like, I can't.

[Pat]

Really, you know, away from you. But I'll thing it sounds like. Yeah, it's okay, man. You could like, relax a little bit. It's not like you're gonna accidentally say it or something.

[Mike]

It's not contagious.

[Pat]

You're like, you know.

[White Co-worker]

Well, it's more that, like, I.

[Pat]

Are they. I'm.

[White Co-worker]

I'm scared you guys are going to get the wrong impression. Right. Because I don't know, just about just.

[Pat]

By you calling and saying, it says a lot about you, though. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? A lot of people just are silent. Yeah, I know. And just would join in. You know what I'm saying? You could have joined in a couple times and just been like, man, you know what? This is wrong.

[Delamo Manny]

Especially after the election.

[White Co-worker]

It's crazy because, like, the way I was raised, my parents never told me that. This is not something you say. Like, that's the crazy part. And like, there are kids growing up today that just are hearing this stuff and, you know, that's just the way they're raised. And it's kind of crazy.

[Mike]

There's no black people where you work at?

[White Co-worker]

Not where I work. I. I had one black friend at one point in my life, and he was like the one black guy I've known my whole life.

[Pat]

What was his name?

[White Co-worker]

Why?

[Pat]

Huh?

[White Co-worker]

Why?

[Mike]

You said why?

[Pat]

His name was why?

[Manny]

Why?

[Mike]

No, he said why?

[White Co-worker]

No, no, I'm asking why you're asking his name.

[Pat]

Just his first name. I just wanted to see if he had a black name for comedic purposes.

[White Co-worker]

Oh, Kendall.

[Pat]

Kendall. Yeah. That's pretty black.

[Mike]

Kendall's black.

[White Co-worker]

Although he was adopted. He was adopted by. By white folks.

[Mike]

It clocks.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[White Co-worker]

And I think they may have gave.

[Mike]

Him that name, Kendall, just like everybody else in America.

[Pat]

No, that's good, man. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Just for your safety, I don't think you should tell them to stop. It might like, they might beat the out of you, you know, just stay out of no for real stations, you know?

[White Co-worker]

No. I try to be respectful of everybody, but I just. It is kind of a crazy concept because, like, once I grew up and started, I guess, culturing myself more or just like, getting out more and like, oh, this is something that's actually, like, offensive. But, like, you go back home and it's like, oh, they sure don't think so.

[Mike]

Also, you. You really never knew it was offensive, but you just never said it.

[White Co-worker]

I'm not gonna lie to you. I definitely have said it. Growing up, I just kind of grew up and then like, realized that, oh, this is not something I should be doing.

[Pat]

He grew up.

[White Co-worker]

He's like, I'm not gonna lie to you.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, but who are y' all.

[Mike]

Calling the N word, though? Like, where you guys.

[White Co-worker]

Oh, it'll be just random people walking down the street. Did you see this? There's this viral tick tock going around right now from, like, my area of like, these Amish girls walking by a group of black guys and they're filming them. And they must have pissed him off somehow because, like, the one girl just like, yells it. Like, she put emotion into, like, the hard ride.

[Pat]

It's crazy.

[White Co-worker]

It was crazy.

[Pat]

I thought that was cool.

[White Co-worker]

And they don't think anything of it.

[Delamo Manny]

They probably don't know we stopped saying that. That's why 1864 rules. They like.

[Pat]

Yeah, they doing free. It is.

[White Co-worker]

It's the people that are still. It's the people that are still driving horse and buggies and like, I live in that part of like, of the world.

[Mike]

Update yet now he left it.

[Pat]

He started watching Lamar Jackson highlights. Like, maybe they not that bad, man.

[Delamo Manny]

Bro, this dude work at the average cracker barrel.

[Mike]

They must have been. Were they mad in your town about the. The logo change.

[White Co-worker]

For the commanders?

[Mike]

No, for the. The. That too. But the. The crack and barrel. They changed their. Their logo.

[White Co-worker]

Oh, I didn't know they changed it. Oh, oh, like, oh, they think it's. It's. It's stupid. They're like, that's actually taken away from. From their heritage.

[Pat]

He'd a type to the same thing.

[White Co-worker]

With like, like Aunt Jemima. Remember when they took the. The auntie off the. The syrup that like, for some reason, that really offended them too.

[Pat]

That's crazy. You're the type of dude to drive to the Clan meeting. But say I'm gonna just stay in the car.

[White Co-worker]

Y.

[Pat]

Me know, when it's over, man. I'm gonna be right here in sync. Let's go.

[Mike]

All right, bro. Yo.

[White Co-worker]

Hey, man, I just want to say I appreciate your podcast, guys.

[Pat]

Yeah, don't show.

[White Co-worker]

I really enjoy it, so.

[Pat]

I will. I will. I can't keep that to see yourself, man.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one. All right, bye.

[Pat]

Hello. Damn, he looks wild as hell.

[Mike]

Yes, my fault.

[Pat]

Yo. What's it my fault? Yo, we got. We got a question for you. All right. What's something you believe that usually gets you into arguments? Now, I was telling y' all that football.

[Young Server]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat]

I'll. I'll start screaming. Y' all see that Dallas. That Dallas game last night? Yeah, what about it? Oh, my God. CD Lamb is a prima donna. How are you gonna be mad?

[Manny]

Mad? I'm.

[Pat]

Look, I'm getting hot already. How are you gonna be mad? You dropping the ball four times. You get paid $120 million to do that. I'll give a if you had 100 receiving yards. Catch the ball with the big time moments. You a big time player. Get that big bag. Like, what the are you doing? I used to play. I used to play college ball, and I'm sitting here calling this out before they even do it. Like, I play D3. What the. All right, you're in the NFL. Like, what are we doing? You got the Mike linebacker falling for a Jalen Hessey. Jalen hurts hesi to the outside. You have an outside linebacker with outside containment. Why the do you give about that? How the do you fall for that? That's just ridiculous. Like I said, I play D3. I play D3.

[Mike]

And he thinks our NFL making $50 million.

[Pat]

Come on, bro. You a Cowboys. I'm not even a Cowboys fan. I understand it now.

[Mike]

Your question was valid then. How much?

[Pat]

I had money on that game? 25 to win 725.

[Mike]

What was. What was. What was the. What you bet on?

[Pat]

I bet on that Cowboys game. 25 to win 725. This CD land eating one touchdown.

[Mike]

So is it your. Isn't it your fault for believing CD Lamb was going to score a touchdown then? Yeah, that definitely is my fault.

[Pat]

He's on the do not bet list along with Sam Darnold's dumbass. Okay. Oh, what you got to say about Sam Darnold, man? A great quarterback, but he can't. He can't finish in the big time moments. Can't do it.

[Delamo Manny]

CD Lamb had.

[Pat]

I don't give a if CD Lam had 100. I'm looking this way.

[Delamo Manny]

Had a fantastic game.

[Pat]

A really good game.

[Delamo Manny]

I played D3.

[Pat]

What school you go to? Oh, right now I go to Prairie View, but I was playing ball at Howard Payne University. Howard sound like a law firm.

[Delamo Manny]

Nowhere.

[Pat]

That shit's in the middle of nowhere. Do not go there. It's racist as. Nah, that's crazy. What position you play? I was playing offensive line. Offensive line? Yeah. Slim down. That sucks, bro. You gotta be fat as I was 290. I'm 230 now. 230. Okay. Good job, man. Appreciate you. Yeah, yeah, of course. Did you see something about. Did you see something about Riley Cooper today?

[Mike]

No.

[Pat]

That's speaking with the Existence so and so. September 5, 2013. It was like a clip of Michael Vick breaking up a fight fight between a DB and Riley Cooper during practice.

[Mike]

That's so weird. I've been speaking shit into Existence, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah. Dang. Yes, the anniversary of it. Because I think once he did that at the concert. The video we watched earlier, the locker room was tense, right? Obviously because there's a lot of black people in there. So I think that's what happened. But Mike Vick commented on it because this was his second stint once he got out of jail, he was like, yeah, it's not the best he said it, but like he in the locker room still going to throw to him. It's like what you going to do? And I feel like a lot of football maybe you could say because you coached in like middle America. It's like a lot of those guys are like not ignorant but like like the anti wog, like probably pro trump type of guys.

[Pat]

Those locker room people. Crazy. Yeah, but the only people that like those are the people that drive the team too. Those are D line and O lineman. More like, more likely your quarterback. Yeah, more like definitely your head coach and assistant coaches. Like it's definitely really, really drawn by that. That's why the Shadur is shook up the locker room so much. They don't play that in NFL locker rooms. Like you don't just walk into an NFL locker room and you're the third string QB and you threw a touchdown and then you go celebrate by yourself. Yeah, you don't do that shit. Like if you a fifth, if you're a third round, a fifth round pick and you're the third string qb, you do everything exactly right down to you try to stay out of the press when they ask you a question that could be Be controversial to the team. You're. You actually get points for not making the news.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Every time you make the news of somebody that's not a star, you're not Miles Gary. You're not Joe Flacco. If you make the news, then it's marked as a negative on you. Yeah. People don't. People don't realize that that's how the NFL is. Not saying it's right, but that's how the NFL is and will always be. The 32 owners are all white men.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

White billionaire.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yo, yo. What's going on, bro? What's the deal? Welcome to Crashing Week's podcast.

[Mike]

Appreciate.

[Pat]

Type. Type. I got a question for you.

[Delamo Manny]

What is it?

[Pat]

What it is? What's going on? Name a time. You name a time you've made a situation worse.

[Mike]

Don't judge me. It's a judgment free podcast, right?

[Pat]

Yeah, something like that. So my girls got mad at me.

[Mike]

And so I would go to my other little. Yeah. House, you know, she ended up getting pregnant. I got the year pregnant on my girl. I ain't proud of it, but, you know, I got it handled. I took care of it like a man, man.

[Pat]

Wait, what's.

[Mike]

Was. What was the worst situation that you made worse? I got my side chick pregnant.

[Pat]

Oh. Cuz, it's. So your girl was mad at you, which is already a bad situation, so you went together. Yeah, but not having a side girl is just. Just the fact that you got her pregnant. Not having the side girl to begin with.

[Mike]

No, the fact that I got a pregnant. Everybody got a side girl.

[Pat]

No, not everybody. Don't speak for me.

[Mike]

So how long were you with the side chick? How long was I with the side chick? Oh, yeah, yeah, my side chick. I was up about five years.

[Pat]

We was in the game. We was in a relationship. Where's the kid?

[Mike]

You know what a kid.

[Pat]

Come on, Pat.

[Mike]

You know what a kid. I said I handled it like a man. We're judging you. I'm just letting you know that. All right. I'm just letting you know that right now. We're judging you, bro. Holy.

[Manny]

Hi, y'. All.

[Pat]

Hey.

[Manny]

How are y'?

[Pat]

All? Good. Good, good. Nobody ever asked us how we are. You know what I mean? They don't care about our feelings.

[Manny]

Yeah. How's y' all week starting?

[Pat]

Anywho? All right.

[Manny]

No, sorry, not today.

[Pat]

Name a time you've made a situation worse.

[Manny]

Like I stated, I damn near forgot. I sent text messages to dude. Well, it was to his phone, and she was going through his phone. And he was asking me like, oh, can you send me these things? And whatever. And I didn't know he was deleting text messages. So in the case, he was over here trying to get with me while they were together. And I was telling him, like, yo, don't do that. None of that. None of that. That. Because you're in a relationship and I don't want you.

[Mike]

How do you get inside?

[Manny]

Don't do that.

[Pat]

That's a valid question. Don't do that.

[Mike]

Go ahead, though.

[Manny]

Sorry, I go in. But yeah, the text messages wasn't too crazy, to be honest. He was just bringing up past that me and him had gone through. Cuz, yes, there was a time where we did mess around and she knew of that or whatever, but she didn't know that he was bringing up those stuff from the past. She ended up pulling up to my house with her friend and her sister. I was trying to ask more questions. In front of my face, I'm like, you asked that man. He's the one that wants me.

[Mike]

And.

[Manny]

First comes to show she never put her hands on me. None of her friends, her friend and her sister never put their hands on me either. They were just trying to get to the bottom of the situation. I was like, I didn't do nothing. He's the one deleting text messages. At the end of the day, you focus on your man, not me.

[Mike]

Did you know about her while y' all were messing together?

[Manny]

I did. No, no, no, no. She came way later on, like, way years after me and him messed around down.

[Mike]

Got it.

[Pat]

Yeah, but you knew that. You knew that he was currently in something. You were still entertaining those messages, so.

[Manny]

I was not entertaining.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Manny]

Okay.

[Pat]

That's what I'm hearing.

[Guest 1]

I got a question.

[Pat]

Why would they pull up then if they knew?

[Guest 1]

Go ahead, G. Were you intimidated when they pulled up on you like that? Like you had no backup?

[Manny]

Absolutely not. I was by myself. They didn't touch me one bit. I was good, Good.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

They might pull up again.

[Mike]

I just want to go.

[Manny]

She still mind you. Wait, go ahead.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Go ahead. Mind you what?

[Manny]

She still come out here because they work together near my vicinity, and she still stayed with him for a year, some change afterwards, I'm like, you came up to me to try to fight, and you still stayed with the man. Funny.

[Mike]

So my question is that when he was. When he came over to your house. House. What was the discussion before he came over?

[Manny]

There was no discussion. That man was a punk and didn't want to Say to my face about any of it.

[Mike]

Also, you just showed up to your house and then tried. And then tried to get with you?

[Manny]

Yeah.

[Pat]

What happened, though? So he didn't. You just told him no and he left?

[Manny]

Yeah. I wasn't interested.

[Pat]

Did he come inside?

[Manny]

Never got a chance to be inside.

[Pat]

Just on the outside looking in?

[Mike]

He was, but he was ins. Oh, so he never came inside your house, right?

[Manny]

Yeah, never did.

[Mike]

Oh, he was all this.

[Manny]

I'm very picky about that.

[Mike]

All this conversation was at their front porch.

[Manny]

Like your front door, front porch, car on the phone. Never made it inside the house.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Pat]

Damn. Freaky. Chill out.

[Manny]

Chill out everywhere but the house.

[Pat]

I heard you loud and clear.

[Manny]

Listen, this is my safe space. Y' all don't do that.

[Pat]

The. On the porch, in the car. But he ain't come in my goddamn house.

[Manny]

Chill out on me.

[Pat]

If it ain't in the house, it don't count.

[Manny]

It don't.

[Mike]

All right, you have a good one.

[Pat]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Manny]

I got one thing to say, though.

[Mike]

Okay, Go ahead, go ahead.

[Manny]

Last time. Last time y' all called me, I was trying to say something. And whoever hung up on me, when I find your ass, I' ma beat your ass. Okay. Because that was rude.

[Pat]

Mike, Mike, the hang ups.

[Mike]

No, I don't.

[Pat]

You do.

[Manny]

That's crazy. I was literally trying to ask the question, which I forgot now because y' all want to hang up. But. Yeah.

[Pat]

Another one bites another one. You know what I've seen recently that's been bothering me? Not going to lie. If. If you don't like somebody as a president and you think they like a bad person, like there's other things that you could wish bad happened to them. Like outside of like wishing Donald Trump was dead. Yeah, it's a little while I think.

[Mike]

Wish anybody died besides, like, maybe somebody that committed some crimes against your family.

[Pat]

Yeah, I guess, like directly versus your family. But was so crazy. Like, he had a bruise on his hand and like, people was like, oh, yeah, he's dying. God damn. Like, imagine you have like. Like a bruise or a limp and then a thousand millions of people get online and just like, oh, yeah, you dying, bro.

[Mike]

Everybody wants to die.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. I don't want him as president either, but damn, y' all getting that karma, motherfucker. Bro.

[Mike]

We got a special guest. Yeah. Introduce you. He introduced himself. Cuz you said your. Your ig name and I don't want to it up. I know you by your real name.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, that's true. He got my government N, man, great to be here. I'm Delamo. Manny, stand up comedian from Los Angeles, California. Standup and content creat, I suppose. Yeah. And it's fantastic to be here, man.

[Mike]

I appreciate you, fellow. Fellow Nigerian.

[Pat]

Yes, sir, fellow Nigerian. Appreciate you stopping through.

[Mike]

So the running joke on the pot is that they say I mentioned that I'm Nigerian every episode and Pat likes to do that as well. I think Nigerians like mentioning that. They're.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah. Very proud people.

[Pat]

Yeah, no, Nigerians, they're a little bit too proud though. Sometimes though, they like to, to. They like to isolate people. Like when, like if it's five Nigerians and one African American, all the Nigerians are going to shake hands before they shake hands with the African American.

[Mike]

Of course they could be like, yes.

[Pat]

Where you from? You Ebo. Y' all be real.

[Mike]

Boo.

[Pat]

They do some dance. Yo, tag me in my.

[Mike]

I think I'm missing out on the handshake.

[Pat]

I'm 33. Give me a handshake. You.

[Mike]

You might be 33.

[Pat]

I am 33.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, you did the test.

[Pat]

I got. I gotta be. My dad is like 50 or 60 or some shit. Unless that's not my real dad.

[Mike]

That's definitely your dad.

[Pat]

No, we. No, we definitely look alike. Are you good?

[Mike]

My mic was, I was like, why does it look like my mic is getting lower and lower as I was talking? Yeah.

[Pat]

So this is a question I had to ask you because you, you kind of started almost like the same time as us, like two or three years ago. Right. There's this. People don't realize, like, there's a small gap that happens to where you don't want your real job to find out about your content because you're not sure if your content is going to blow up. And the content you have could get you in trouble at your real job. So did you ever go through that problem?

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, a little bit. In the beginning. I, the first six months I was doing standup, I didn't post any clips. And then when I started posting clips, clips, I was a little squeamish because of like you said, like my day job was gonna find out. But I ended up posting and it didn't go viral. So it's like, like I usually had the opposite problem. Like not getting attention.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

And so by the time it started blowing up, a lot of those bits that blew up were like pretty pg. So even if they did catch it at work, they wasn't really tripping.

[Mike]

So.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, it worked out.

[Pat]

That's how we started off. Like We. I wouldn't say we were super pg, but we were, like, way more tame than we are now.

[Mike]

I wasn't. I didn't have to be pg.

[Pat]

I did. I was. I was a college football coach, so I, like, really. I really couldn't say shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I was a college football coach in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, and Crookston, Minnesota, so I couldn't talk about Trump because I had, like, 10 of his nephews on my team. It's my whole life. That's.

[Mike]

And that used to piss me off, too, because I know how you talk in real life, and I'm usually a more. I guess I'm the more, like, outwardly PG person.

[Pat]

Yeah. Reserved.

[Mike]

Yeah, more reserved. So I'm like, pat, you gotta talk the same way you talk.

[Pat]

I was like, got fired, man.

[Delamo Manny]

Bro was out here campaigning.

[Pat]

N. For real?

[Mike]

You saw the Cowboys vs Eagles game?

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

With the Jaylen Carter spitting on Dak Prescott.

[Pat]

Yeah, bro. A lot of people, you know, I don't like when, like, somebody do something bad and then people like Keyshawn Johnson got online, like, what a dumb ass. What a dumbass. Like, bro, you know how much pool you have? Like, to me, like, if you're like, a celebrity or something like that, just wait until all the facts come out before you make a video about me, nigga. Because if I get spit on and then I spit on somebody back, everybody that's against me that jumped on there calling me a dumb ass. I don't fucking with you.

[Mike]

Is that a proper response to getting.

[Pat]

Spit on, though, to spit on somebody back?

[Mike]

Would you. Is that your. Would that be your response?

[Delamo Manny]

I mean. Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I feel like I would have spit right away, though.

[Pat]

Yes. Well, it depends on where it's at, because it's like, it's on the football field. So I feel like spitting back is, like, the best thing, because we weren't on the football field. I would shoot you. I would literally shoot you in your foot for spitting on me.

[Delamo Manny]

And it's one of those things that, like, the referee always catches the second hit.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

You know what I mean?

[Pat]

That's just so lame to me. Like, do some investigation referees. Like, how. How long?

[Mike]

Like, what made you say this? Let's look at the camera.

[Pat]

How long we been saying that? How. How long we been saying that? Forever in sports. Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

And they never look. They never go back and review the camera.

[Pat]

They say they always catch the second person. Like, shut the fuck up, bro. You think this nigga just swung for no reason. Like, you think he just that mad?

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, he just. First play of the game.

[Pat]

Like, the first. Literally the first. I don't know if it was the first kick return or the punt return of that game. Two dudes got into it. One dude got his helmet taken off, like, pushed off. Like, so he doesn't have a helmet on. So he went back into it and tried to do the same thing to the person that did it to him. He got a personal file. The dude that with no helmet yet. No helmet. He had to put his helmet back on. So the referees went, yeah, flag on you. I would have turned to the. Like, you don't see me without a helmet. Like, you. I'm grabbing his helmet.

[Mike]

Don't think somebody took off my helmet.

[Delamo Manny]

You think I did this for no reason, bro?

[Pat]

Like, bro, referees are the worst.

[Mike]

No. What did Riley Cooper do? Remember Riley Cooper?

[Pat]

He said. He said.

[Delamo Manny]

He said the N word. He did a hate crime. That's what he did. He talking about penalties. He did real hate crime.

[Mike]

I thought he did something dirty in the field, too.

[Pat]

No, off the field.

[Mike]

I was wondering. Because in my head, I was like, I forgot. I thought, like, he blindsided something crazy. I was like, why did people hate Riley Cooper?

[Pat]

So he blindsided the black community.

[Mike]

Did he really, though?

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah. He kept calling every old lineman the blind side.

[Pat]

That's how racist he was.

[Delamo Manny]

That's how racist he said they all. Michael.

[Pat]

No. Was he even mad when he said it?

[Mike]

I don't think so.

[Pat]

That's the up part is just.

[Delamo Manny]

Hey, that's real. That's real racist when you just casual with it or it's just a comma.

[Pat]

Having a good time. Oh, bro.

[Delamo Manny]

Was that a Kenny Chesney concert?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. I think he was.

[Manny]

Hold up.

[Pat]

He was nicking it up. There was no around.

[Delamo Manny]

I was like, yeah, who is this for?

[Pat]

He said, it's dark outside. I will jump back in to fight every. Every here. That's what I'm. He legit and he doing it in front of. He doing it in front of the hoes. The hose is there.

[Mike]

He said he. I'll fight every in here. And with the hard er, obviously. But there was. Yeah, like you said, there was none in sight.

[Pat]

So that girls, though. There girls around. You know what? I'll fight any here for y'. All. For y'. All.

[Delamo Manny]

Your homie want to start wrestling as soon as the females get in the. Get in the scene.

[Mike]

Man, I hated those dudes, huh? I hated the ones that wanted to wrestle or slap box yeah, it's like.

[Delamo Manny]

Bro, yeah, they want to race all of a sudden. Like, bro, we ain't sprinting in three years. What you want?

[Mike]

Yeah, I was always faster than Pat.

[Pat]

I'd rather that than like the dude that comes to you and asks you to be put on one of the women that you're around. So like, let's say your girlfriend is a part of a friend group.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Right. And then you got this friend, he's not your best friend. He's like a friend of Jason decent, and he's only around you to get at one of the girls and he's just like, yo, bro, tell her such and such. Such and such. It's like, no, she don't like you.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, it'd be those dudes that. The dudes that don't even really pull like that. Like, yeah, I'd put her on to a friend, just not you.

[Pat]

Yeah, she don't. She already. She's seen you plenty of times. That's what be wrong would. Do they think a girl hasn't seen them yet or like, girls know, there's no surprising a girl. Like, if you've known a girl for a month and you already sent signs, she's seen all those sign. Yeah, she's just helping you out and not telling you no directly to your face. She's hoping you smart enough to get the hint.

[Mike]

Also, I think the dudes that. I hate when dudes involve your girl in the courting process of another girl, like you said, because don't involve like my, like, if it doesn't work out now. It's like tension between her and her friend. It's just too much inner talkings and shit. Now. Now your girl probably pillow talking to you about what she was saying, and then now you like, do I tell my boy what she she's saying? Then I ruined the relationship. Relationship. It's like, oh, how'd she know about what I just told you yesterday?

[Pat]

Or. Or your boy finally see you got a boy that's a player, right? Your boy finally see you happy, right? You in this happy relationship, and then now he want to talk to your new girlfriend, sister or cousin. It's like, bro, you know you're gonna do them wrong, bro, don't bring that over here, bro. It's my family now.

[Delamo Manny]

It's like when they be trying to get a job at your job job. Yeah, you lay hungover like, oh, I'm employed a month.

[Pat]

Now.

[Mike]

That is. That's also true too.

[Pat]

Some dude just called into the pod and said that he was like, should I still be friends with this guy? That's my friend. And I got him a job. And he's basically did at the job. And the bosses are complaining. I think they're like, they work at a dealership or something. And he said he's not selling any cars. He shows up late and stuff like that. He's like, should we still be friends? And we was telling him, like, that's tough. And he was like, his job is threatening to fire him. Which I think is crazy.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah. Because it's like, yeah, he's my reference, but he not my kid.

[Pat]

Like, y' all niggas still hired him, like, one time.

[Mike]

Like, he went through a whole process to get to this point.

[Pat]

Just breathe this nigga in. Like, this my boy. He start today.

[Mike]

But that is the worst, though, is that, like he said, when your friend wants to work and you have a good job and a job, you keep moving up the corporate ladder and stuff, know. And you means like, oh, is your job hiring? And, you know, there's a few open positions and stuff like that. And you refer this friend and you start bullshitting. But there's also some friends that you like, no. Like, I'm not going to bring you into this ecosystem. So you have to lie, right?

[Pat]

That is. That is very true. I've done that a lot because the marketing agency I worked for, I had a friend reach out and be like, yo, bro, see if they can give me a job and stuff like that. And I'm just like, bro, they got somebody to clean the floors already. Because you can't be talking about a market.

[Delamo Manny]

You can't be talking about, bro, please respect my name.

[Pat]

Please, please, please.

[Delamo Manny]

I go into it, you got some.

[Pat]

You got somebody like, oh, bro, see, if you give me a marketing job, you scroll up in a text thread, they didn't even answer your last question. You didn't respond to my text. How you gonna answer emails here?

[Mike]

Or the last IG post was about killing the opps and shit.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. I had a friend that was applying. He couldn't get a job as a middle school basketball coach. And he was, like, claiming like, they was racist and shit like that. And I was scrolling through his bro. He. He, like, got pictures of him, like, at a party with some Hennessy and girls and every. Like, everything.

[Mike]

That's bad, though.

[Manny]

Hell yeah.

[Mike]

To have Hennessy and girls in your.

[Pat]

Picture if you want to coach youth. Yeah, yeah. You don't think they thinking, like, okay, if I can search this dude up, so can my Son a third.

[Delamo Manny]

That's true.

[Pat]

A 12, 13 year old can easily.

[Mike]

Look up having fun.

[Pat]

Huh?

[Mike]

You can't look like he's having fun.

[Pat]

No, it's just like. It's just like the Paul Pierce situation. Situation.

[Mike]

It's like now Poppers is a little different.

[Pat]

How? He just has strippers.

[Mike]

And having girls around you with Hennessy are totally different.

[Delamo Manny]

But you can't have Hennessy and girls in a PG13 movie.

[Mike]

You can't.

[Delamo Manny]

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, they wouldn't have a movie based on that. PG 13 because kids watch that. That's what I think. Yeah, that's what.

[Pat]

That's the same thing. Like, kind of like Disney.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? It's just like. That's the same way Paul Pierce got really. So I think, like. And I want to say this, it's a lot of dudes that doing this. I don't know if y' all got this problem. Maybe it's just like a Pontiac thing. It's all my guys in Pontiac. Stop doing this.

[Mike]

All two of y'. All.

[Pat]

All two of you. There's 58, 000 people in P. But big ass.

[Delamo Manny]

Most of them is DDG clones of the same.

[Pat]

No, they gonna hate that. I'm East Ira. But they post pictures of women that they think look good.

[Mike]

Like on their stories.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, but they don't know them.

[Pat]

It's not Beyonce. It's not Rihanna.

[Mike]

Oh, just like a random like IG model.

[Pat]

Be like an IG model and just like, they just like, just like I like them. Or just like this. And I'm just like. Okay, let's say like, this is your favorite IG model and you're a big fan. You're subscribed. Like, what does that get you? And then like, let's say you're single. I'm guessing you're single if you're posting a girl.

[Mike]

Girl. Yeah.

[Pat]

What girl would see that and be like, oh, oh my God, this is type. I love him. Like, what?

[Mike]

Some girls might like it though.

[Pat]

What girl?

[Mike]

I'm just saying some girls. But like, you know, there's some girls that are really girls. Girls as well. So like their girlfriends like those girls as well. Okay. That's why I think if they do, like, because it might not be just for the her looks and stuff. She might be an Internet personality as well. It might be popular for multiple things too.

[Pat]

Oh, man, I must be too dumb for that area or too smart or some.

[Delamo Manny]

I feel like. Gotta ask somebody who does that, like, we gotta get a. A sample size population to figure out, like, the. The psychological profile dude, that does that.

[Pat]

Yeah, I need to know what's behind that. Like, she looks so good.

[Mike]

Like, even people used to do woman crush Wednesdays.

[Pat]

That's different though.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, I don't. I don't post other people's meals.

[Pat]

You know what I mean?

[Delamo Manny]

Man, that's a great meal. Why would you do that with a woman?

[Pat]

The only woman crush Wednesdays I ever posted or I saw that were effective are ones that were attainable. So basically I'm saying this is my woman crush Wednesday. This girl is from such and such, maybe the next city over. If she sees, like, oh, damn. I ain't know I was your woman crush. Ah, come have sex with me. That was my hope. It's like a 14 year old skipped.

[Delamo Manny]

A couple steps before, like.

[Pat]

Yeah, come on.

[Mike]

Now try to think. Who was my woman? First woman crush Wednesday. I definitely posted one on IG before.

[Pat]

It used to be Jada Pinkett Smith for me.

[Mike]

I think it was like Frida Pinto for me. She's like a. She was an actor in Slumdog Millionaire.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, that's a niche crush right there.

[Pat]

Super nice.

[Delamo Manny]

That actually might be attainable now that she know. She know you got motion.

[Mike]

Freedom, Freedom. Got way older now.

[Pat]

You might be out. So you way older now too.

[Mike]

No, she was older when that movie came out. Yeah. Now she. Let me see Frida Pinto, she 40. I guess she's not that old, actually. Yeah, that's attainable. No, that'd be crazy.

[Pat]

That'd be so crazy.

[Mike]

Did you see the Indiana lingo? Hold on. We're about to put you on some Indiana lingo. This is what we saying.

[Pat]

First up, the eye.

[Mike]

We don't say lion and we don't say capping.

[Pat]

Very interesting. I've never heard of a territory within the United States not utilizing these words.

[Emotional Woman]

Or instances where someone is lying or capping. What could they use?

[White Co-worker]

What you saying?

[Delamo Manny]

The eye, Tor. We say creaming.

[Pat]

That's a lying right there.

[Mike]

We need all our Indiana listeners to let let us know if y' all say cream.

[Pat]

Oh, y' all niggas. From the eyes. The eyes. I feel like the 520 podcasters, they from Indiana. I've never heard them call it the eye. So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that.

[Mike]

If it's always that one person that's ruining your, like your small town with.

[Delamo Manny]

A random nickname, bro, that's what I was saying. Like how Miles Sanders had The fumble last night for the Cowboys. But he used to be on the Eagles. That's how I think people from Iowa be doing Indiana. Like, that dude was from Iowa trying to slander Indiana. N from Indiana was like, bro, we don't be saying that.

[Pat]

I got a question for both of y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Pat]

How long would you go without showering if you got paid 100k each day?

[Mike]

100K each day?

[Pat]

Yeah. So how long would you go without showering if you got paid 100k each day?

[Mike]

As long as possible.

[Pat]

No, that's not an answer.

[Mike]

I can go. I can go 30 days for sure.

[Pat]

30 days. That's where you putting it.

[Mike]

I would go two months. This is my job. Like, where do I have to go? I can still make a living and. And be smelling.

[Pat]

I'mma call you out, though.

[Mike]

That's fine.

[Pat]

I'm gonna make sure everybody know, you know.

[Mike]

You know, every time you call me out, I'm Gonna throw a 100 singles at your head from right here. Like, shut the up.

[Delamo Manny]

Said 100k a day.

[Pat]

100K a day.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, man. First of all, I'll be on Twitch with it. Live stream, the whole thing, but.

[Pat]

With, like, two viewers. Yeah. Hey, both you diggas, bro. I'm gonna see both y'. All a thousand for being here.

[Delamo Manny]

Oh, God, bro, the screen all greasy. Just for added effect, man. That's a great question.

[Mike]

I'm going.

[Delamo Manny]

I'm going two weeks. So that's 1.4 mil. Two weeks. After that, I'll be like, bro, I got a meal in the bank. I'm gonna go take a shower.

[Pat]

Bro, that. That. See, the thing about me, I'm like a person. Like, if I go two or three days without showering, something's happening on my face.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, I'm getting something. Like, I'm getting, like, a random bump. Like, my eye hurts or some shit like that.

[Mike]

No matter. You don't want it bad enough.

[Pat]

60 days is crazy, Mike.

[Mike]

60 days is not that crazy.

[Delamo Manny]

Because it's not like you still. Are you still working out and stuff? And I got a kid running, running around. Well, yeah, you got a kid, too. So you get thrown up on. You're cooked.

[Pat]

I'm cooked.

[Mike]

You don't want it bad enough, bro.

[Pat]

Sound like a nigga with no kid.

[Mike]

That is the probably the most loveliest thing sometimes. Like, I want kids one day and stuff like that, but there's some inconveniences that happen in your life. That makes me happy that I don't have a kid right now.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

So it's just like a lot of things, like when you can't go places. Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah, love it.

[Pat]

Or the extra $3,000 a month, you know, or $5,000 a month I spend on a kid. A kid can be. I'm telling you, a kid, you just gotta. And you gotta drop the bag on a kid. That's why I never wanted a bag pet. Because it's like, you. You're in the position of. Do you care about this person enough? Like, you'll literally go to the doctor's office and they'd be like, yeah, your son might go blind in his left eye unless you pay us 1200 right now. And just like everybody looking at you in a room like, what you gonna do, nigga?

[Delamo Manny]

Like, drop that 12.

[Pat]

I got payment plans around this.

[Delamo Manny]

That's why I'm glad I'm an uncle, man. Yeah, yeah, My brother, he going through it, but he. He doing all right. My nephew's a good kid, but. But yeah, I'm not ready for the premium subscription yet.

[Pat]

It's like lifetime, bro.

[Mike]

Do you ever get pressure for your parents to have kids? Yeah, bro. Yeah.

[Delamo Manny]

My dad was like, get married by 35. I'm 34 and a half right now, so.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Delamo Manny]

He said marry anything.

[Pat]

I'm like.

[Delamo Manny]

Don'T slow down.

[Mike]

You don't be crazy.

[Pat]

No, don't do it.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah.

[Mike]

He's like. Or they be like, I can go home and find you a wife if you want me to. My dad's literally told me that in the past before.

[Pat]

Has he ever presented a wife to you?

[Mike]

No, but there's been like, when I was in Nigeria one time, there was. When I went to the village part, there was people there trying to, like, prospect as wives for me in the future.

[Pat]

Everybody like his meat. Little his meat.

[Mike]

Go ahead, though.

[Pat]

All right. So this changed my whole perspective on strip clubs. Somebody asked, do strippers dookie at work?

[Mike]

Oh, I saw that.

[Pat]

And a woman chimed in and said, yes, my friends, and get out on that pole and shake the. Out of their asses all over the wings. So I don't want to go to a strip club anymore.

[Mike]

But I. I think. I don't think they.

[Pat]

They definitely at work.

[Mike]

No, because I just think. Think of your. Think of your normal self working an 8 hour job. How many times did you take a at work?

[Pat]

Once.

[Delamo Manny]

That's true.

[Mike]

Exactly. It's just like it's eight hour day.

[Pat]

But it's different, though.

[Mike]

Why is it different?

[Pat]

Because I'm in Marketing or I'm in podcast. Like people can't even tell if I just farted or not. They just gotta look at my face. Yeah, right. And then you get to. Gotta wait on the smell to see if I farted or not. Good luck, fellas.

[Mike]

But I think, I think at a strip club is probably the, the easiest place to hold a in.

[Pat]

Let me see. Strip club out hours.

[Mike]

Because there's no way like 10 to like 4 o'. Clock.

[Delamo Manny]

Some like that after hours.

[Pat]

9Am to 2am I'm finding one.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

3Pm to 2:30. So let's say, let's say a girl getting there at four or five.

[Mike]

Just call it an eight hour shift regardless.

[Pat]

Eight hour shift?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You think she not during that eight hour shift?

[Mike]

I don't think so.

[Pat]

You don't think so?

[Mike]

No. Maybe the one. There are probably some that are comfortable enough to take a before before work. So you have to eat before you go to work. Breakfast.

[Pat]

Nah, you start doing the wipe test at crazy.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, I'm gonna bring some dude wipes.

[Pat]

I'm need you to. I'm gonna need you to take a swipe, bro. That's a little bit too brown for me, baby. That's a little bit too brown for me.

[Mike]

All right, Manny, appreciate you coming through.

[Delamo Manny]

Yeah, thanks for having me.

[Pat]

I appreciate you. We definitely gotta, we definitely gotta run this back. This is a shorter episode. Yeah, gotta run this back. We'll be out in la. Let us know. It's funny we asking him this on camera. He gotta agree.

[Mike]

It's like when the artist like. Oh, you know when people take those pictures too of like those artists, they'd be in the studio and. Yeah, and they just be there for no reason. They'd be like, me, me and gunna working on some. We working or something like.

[Pat]

No, I just seen somebody post on their story tied to dollar signs like playing a piano and they would just like had him on the story and it was like. It's, it's funny because in that moment I would have took a video of him too and posted on my story. But like my hating self was like, damn, get off his dick. Yeah, when it's not you get off his dick, man. I would never take no video.

[Mike]

As soon as you get in the.

[Pat]

Room, say, can you say Crash Dummies for me? Yes.

[Mike]

You got anything to shout out out, man.

[Delamo Manny]

I mean, yeah, you can follow me on socials. I'm Delamo Manny on everything. D E L A M O M A N N Y I run a monthly show called the Big Show. It's. It's the Big show comedy on Instagram. We having the show October 4th in Los Angeles. That'd be cool. Other than that, man, I appreciate y', all, man.

[Mike]

This is a lot of fun. We'll put your information wherever they can find it, in little sections and stuff like that. Like that. Yeah. Appreciate you coming through. It's been Crash Dummies episode. Who knows? Peace.

[Pat]

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