Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 223: "Premeditated Cheating"

Date: September 10, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson & Michael Esiobu
Main Theme:
Pat and Mike riff on wild current events, pop culture moments, and life scenarios that probably won’t happen—with a heavy dose of humor and real talk. This episode features lively debates, social commentary, personal stories, and insightful (and ridiculous) listener calls, all underpinned by the recurring theme of "premeditated cheating" and other modern relationship dilemmas.

Episode Overview

• "Premeditated Cheating" sets the tone as Pat, Mike, and guest Manny dissect messy relationships, blurred boundaries, and double standards in dating.
• The crew tackles viral moments (Drew Ski’s “White Face” controversy), celebrity gossip, generational differences, locker room culture, and the blurred lines of social cues.
• Listener calls provide raw, unfiltered perspectives on cheating, military vs. Only Fans, family drama, and more.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Angel Reese’s Suspension & Media Narratives

Timestamps: 01:29 – 03:45

• Pat and Mike mock the WNBA’s decision to suspend Angel Reese for only the first half of a game, ridiculing how media dramatizes player absences.
  • Pat: "In the pros, if somebody suspended, they suspended for the whole game, yeah?" (02:02)
  • Predicting the broadcast will obsess over shots of Reese on the bench, turning it into “propaganda.”
• Discussion extends into the scrutiny athletes endure for minor mistakes or distractions (like being on their phones during a game).

2. School Sex Ed Fumbles

Timestamps: 05:42 – 07:00

• Pat shares an awkward high school health class story involving a teacher’s dramatic lesson on HIV/AIDS and student misconceptions.
  • Pat: "She comes right over to me and she touches my arm—and I smash that shit away. And she's like, that's exactly what I'm talking about." (06:41)

3. The Drew Ski "White Face" NASCAR Skit Controversy

Timestamps: 07:23 – 13:51

• Mike introduces Drew Ski’s viral skit, which pokes fun at NASCAR attendees through “white face,” sparking polarized reactions.
• Pat and Mike acknowledge the double standard—a white “blackface” would cause uproar—but admit the skit is a form of social satire.
  • Mike: "If you say 'if this was this,' that means you really want to do it. So just go ahead and do it and see for yourself." (07:45)
• The conversation explores racial stereotypes, perceptions of racism at sporting events, and comedy’s role in pushing boundaries.
  • Pat: "Some white people think that type of racism doesn’t exist, and they hate that it’s being portrayed like that." (09:28)
• They also comment on Drew Ski’s comedic skill and career resilience, noting how pushing limits makes cancellation harder with time.

4. Live Performances & Aging R&B Artists

Timestamps: 14:28 – 18:10

• The crew clowns R&B stars (Ray J, Trey Songz, Ginuwine) for declining vocals, lip-syncing, and awkward live shows; they reflect on both nostalgia and changing fan expectations.
  • “He probably got like 10 minutes of singing in him.” (16:22 — Pat)

5. Outrageous Age-Gap Relationships

Timestamps: 18:11 – 19:20

• Discussion on Bill Belichick’s rumored relationship with a much younger woman; Pat and Mike riff on the comedic optics of dating across 50+ year age gaps.
  • Pat: "It’s just a weird concept...You’re 50 and your wife’s not born yet." (18:46)

6. Leaked Young Thug Jail Conversations

Timestamps: 19:29 – 23:32

• The guys joke about Young Thug’s phone calls dissing other rappers, the ethics of leaking jail calls, and how celebrities handle public drama.
  • Pat: "He started a run club. Just ignoring the drama." (21:30)
  • They note how the justice system uses leaked audio to chip away at street credibility.

7. Social Cues, Parenting, and Respect

Timestamps: 26:54 – 28:39

• Reflecting on viral tweets about parenting, Mike and Pat discuss how strict upbringing or lack of social skills surfaces in everyday adult behaviors—especially in male-female relationships and public interactions.

8. Twitter Gems & Wild Social Media Observations

Timestamps: 28:42 – 34:48

• The panel shares “tweet of the week” highlights, covering everything from Michael Jordan’s jaundiced eyes to paying $400+ for speech therapy, and the absurdity of “can a dentist tell if you’ve been sucking d—k?”

9. Gym Etiquette & Social Skills

Timestamps: 34:49 – 37:06

• Hot debate about the do’s and don’ts of talking to women at the gym; consensus? Just don’t.
  • Pat: “You don’t talk to a girl at the gym.” (34:27)
• Mike pushes how people misinterpret basic social cues in fitness settings (“She was smiling at me!”)

10. People-Watching and Neighborhood Surveillance

Timestamps: 37:16 – 39:54

• Laugh-out-loud stories about neighborly snooping, being people-watched, and the absurdity of mutual “spying” in apartment complexes.

LISTENER CALLS: Scenarios, Confessions, and Hot Takes

Featured Callers: Del Amo Manny, Emotional Woman, Young Server, White Co-worker, and more
Timestamps: 41:04 – 78:13

Notable Segments

A. Premeditated Cheating (Manny)

• Theme: Is it OK for me to plan to cheat on my girl because I was previously cheated on?
  • Manny: “I only cheat when I get cheated on. So now...I gotta get the first. This next one I'm talking to, she gonna get got for sure.” (43:53)
  • Mike (joking): "Premeditated cheating is crazy." (43:55)
• Hilarious recounting of relationship "strikes," double standards, and justifications for infidelity.
  • Memorable: "I'm a respectful one though. You not gonna find out. I ain't gonna embarrass you." (44:17)

B. Military vs OnlyFans (Young Server)

• Theme: Joining the military is as desperate as starting an OnlyFans.
  • Young Server: “You’re risking your life for a shitty car, no money, your wife's gonna cheat on you...” (50:43)
  • Pat: “He's talking about two careers he doesn't have. I'd rather have his career than his career!” (50:58)

C. Emotional Logic (Emotional Woman)

• Theme: "My emotions always get me in trouble. My logic kicks in a day later."
  • Emotional Woman: "I need a 24 hour processing time." (55:04)
• Heated example of jealousy and overreactions in relationships.

D. Small-Town Racism & The “N-word” Debate (White Co-worker)

• Caller discusses arguing with coworkers about racism, use of the n-word, culture shocks, and America’s racial contradictions.
  • Mike: "Just for your safety, I don't think you should tell them to stop – they might beat the out of you." (63:17)

E. Relationship Webs & Avoidable Drama

• Multiple callers detail tangled love triangles, baby mama/daddy drama, and accidental home confrontations.
  • "You let her in the house and then beat her up—but you let her in the house..." (56:37 — Pat)

F. Regrettable Actions

• Men and women cop to making bad situations worse: side-chick pregnancies, texting exes, public confrontations, etc.

Extended Guest Segment: Comedian Del Amo Manny

Timestamps: 79:19 – 100:53

• Chopping it up on Nigerian pride, how social media/office culture affects your comedy career, and family pressures ("My dad said get married by 35—I'm 34 and a half right now!" (98:28))
• Lighter fare: "How long would you go without showering for $100K a day?" (95:25)
• Strip club hygiene nightmares, posting celebrity crushes, and the insane “Woman Crush Wednesday” economy.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Pat: "It's just so unprofessional. In the pros, if somebody's suspended, they're suspended for the whole game, yeah?" (02:02)
• Mike: “If you say ‘if this was this,’ that means you really want to do it. So just go ahead and do it and see for yourself.” (07:45)
• Pat: "Some white people think that type of racism doesn’t exist, and they hate that it’s being portrayed like that." (09:28)
• Del Amo Manny (cheating): "I only cheat when I get cheated on. So now it's like, I'd have been cheated on, so now I gotta get the first." (43:53)
• Emotional Woman: “My emotions. I am so emotional. I'm an emotional mommy. Like everything is emotional based. And then the logic kicks in like a day later.” (54:49)
• Manny: "You're risking your life for a shitty car, no money, your wife's gonna cheat on you..." (50:43)
• Mike: “Premeditated cheating is crazy.” (43:55)
• Pat (on age-gap relationships): “It’s just a weird concept...You’re 50 and your wife’s not born yet.” (18:46)
• Del Amo Manny: "Bring some dude wipes." (100:43)

Episode Flow & Tone

Lighthearted, irreverent, brutally honest, and full of friendly roasting.
Pat and Mike seamlessly jump between cultural commentary, sports hot takes, and raw listener confessions with running jokes and fast banter.
Guest appearances and live calls amplify the sense of unpredictable, real-world absurdity the Crash Dummies are known for.

Takeaways

• Both everyday and outlandish situations are fair game for humor and dissection—especially relationship cheating, social awkwardness, and double standards.
• The podcast’s real stars are the unfiltered listener calls: moments of absurd honesty and unlikely wisdom.
• Despite the jokes, Crash Dummies repeatedly spotlights the value of self-awareness, reflection, and just not taking things (or yourself) too seriously.

For Further Listening

• Skip advertising, intros, and outros. Main content begins at [01:29].
• Listener calls (the heart of the show) run from [41:04] onward.
• For peak “Premeditated Cheating” comedy, listen at [43:00–45:00].
• Drew Ski "White Face" controversy at [07:23–13:51].

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