She Called Off The Wedding

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast: "She Called Off The Wedding"

Episode 237 | December 17, 2025

Episode Overview

In this episode of the Crash Dummies Podcast, hosts Pat and Mike return for a jam-packed show filled with candid convos, audience call-ins, and hilarious commentary on everything from viral news to deeply personal stories. The central theme revolves around relationship disasters, self-reflection after romantic failure, societal expectations in love and dating, and the various forms of chaos people bring into their own lives (and sometimes, to their friend’s pockets). The tone is brutally honest, frequently irreverent, and consistently funny, with Pat and Mike inviting listeners and call-in guests to air out their relationship L’s, family beefs, and even vendettas against celebrities.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Senior Drivers & AI Pranks

Timestamp: 01:01 – 03:55

• Pat and Mike joke about how advanced AI can now be used to prank or even manipulate the elderly, especially around driving habits.
• Mike vents about his dwindling patience for senior drivers as he approaches “grandpa age”, revealing both empathy and exasperation.

“My assumption is that there’s a person just like me in front of me…So you fudgeing with my time. So now I get on side of you…95 year old military veteran black dude. He’s just looking at me like, I’m so sorry.” (Mike, 01:40)

Memorable Bit:
They riff on the idea of a government-run, free Uber for seniors, only to spiral into GTA references where people keep old folks hostage for unlimited rides.

2. Announcements & Patreon Updates

Timestamp: 04:14 – 06:50

• Pat and Mike recap their sold-out Chicago live show and discuss possibly adding a late show if there’s enough demand.
• Early episode drop for the holidays is announced; Patreon membership is half off this month.
• Preview of an upcoming Patrick Cloud episode on Patreon.

“We really want y’all to participate in the show, so don’t be afraid…they asked us to do a second show at 9:15…” (Pat, 05:21)

3. Michigan Coach Scandal & Workplace Affairs

Timestamp: 08:01 – 17:24

• Discussion of the latest controversy around the Michigan football coach, focused on power dynamics, workplace romance, and the personal/professional fallout of reckless behavior.
• Mike theorizes about how sudden wealth can overwhelm people who never experienced romantic attention before fame.
• Pat reflects on how much of workplace infidelity has always existed—just now it's more publicized.

“He is horny. Like, he’s so horny, bro. Like, you gotta be horny…you don’t know who the fuck you talking to.” (Mike, 12:46)

Notable Insight:
Pat highlights how companies force disclosure of relationships due to the power dynamic. They compare public scandals and reference AMY Robach & T.J. Holmes, and even joke about the Curry parents’ infamous “spouse swap.”

4. Audience Calls: Love, Loss, and Wild Stories

Timestamp: 22:19 – 61:16

A) Eight Days Before the Wedding

Timestamp: 23:01 – 31:45

• Guest shares losing multiple women at once, including his fiancée who called off their wedding just eight days before the date.
• Made an album inspired by the breakup, performing acapella for the hosts.

“She walked up to me and said, I don’t know if I want to get married no more. I said, for what? She said, I don’t know. Here’s the ring. Gave me the ring, and I packed up my shit, and I was gone.” (Guest 1, 25:43)

• Guest plugs his album, “All Besides Being Young,” and even shares voice memos from his ex used on the record.

B) The Provider Dilemma

Timestamp: 32:08 – 40:04

• Female guest vents about the struggle of being single after a relationship where her man paid all the bills.
• She insists her non-negotiable in dating is a man who can “…fully provide for me.” (Guest 5, 32:41)
• Pat and Mike poke holes in her logic, questioning what she brings to the table in a relationship besides domestic labor.

“Provider first conversation is crazy.” (Pat, 39:00)

• She explains most relationships failed due to non-alignment on kids or religion.

C) The High School Sweetheart—And Bisexuality in Small Towns

Timestamp: 42:34 – 49:59

• Male guest shares heartbreak over a high school sweetheart marrying someone else, struggles with being bi in a small Texas town, and his own “fumbled bags.”
• Mike and Pat encourage him to internalize that “she wasn’t the one” and to find peace with moving on.

“For one, most of them have been men.” (Guest 7, 47:34)

D) Family Beefs & “Pay Grandma Her Money!”

Timestamp: 50:06 – 56:48

• Female guest (recovering from a colonoscopy) goes on a hilarious rant against her cousin Jamil, who scammed their grandma and threatened violence.
• She wants her cousin to “Pay grandma her money, you bum ass…” and is ready to fight him if needed.

• She ties back to an earlier appearance on the podcast and gets info about possible upcoming Crash Dummies shows in North Carolina.

E) Sneaky Links Gone Wrong

Timestamp: 56:49 – 62:06

• Male guest’s “biggest op” is a former sneaky link who left nail clippings in his car, leading his main girl to break up with him.
• Despite being married now, he admits spinning the block for closure with the sneaky link before settling down.

“She left you eight days before. Was there an event? Did you get caught cheating or something?” (Mike, 25:39)

“She got caught cheating. Is that how hers ended?” (Mike, 58:10)

• He reflects on his past, claiming to be a changed and faithful man.

F) Celebrity Grudges: Timothy Chalamet

Timestamp: 62:26 – 66:13

• Guest discusses his irrational disdain for Timothy Chalamet, arguing he plays the same role in every film and is overhyped by fans.

“Timothy Chalamet can’t stand his ass…he’s just, he doesn’t even, like, make a persona.” (Guest 4, 62:31)

G) The Pocket-Watching Friend

Timestamp: 66:20 – 70:57

• A day-trading young man complains about a friend who mooches meals and money nonstop.
• Hosts advise him to “cut off the leech” before resentment builds and offer strategies to get the message across.

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5. Reflections: Relationship Patterns, Honesty, and Social Media Negativity

Timestamp: 71:01 – 90:28

• Pat and Mike analyze how people vent about relationships or family drama, often omitting their own role in the problems.

“Only two things could be true. Right. It’s either you’re lying…or you just don’t know how to pick them.” (Mike, 74:18)

• They discuss how deceptive people are about their habits (e.g., going out), and how failing to be upfront about who you are dooms relationships.
• Advice: Don’t oversell or undersell yourself; be honest about your interests and desires to find the right match (camping, outgoing, etc.).
• Pat and Mike stress the importance of discussing expectations and boundaries in relationships before crises arise.

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6. Internet Shaming, Trolls & Cancel Culture

Timestamp: 86:01 – 90:21

• They talk about the satisfying spectacle of internet trolls getting exposed, especially racists who are doxxed and reported to authorities.
• Commentary on negative viral trends, the incentive structure for internet hate, and why some platforms now aggressively delete negative comments.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “If four people punch me in the face in one day, I’mma think like, damn…after the fourth one, damn, it might be me.” — Mike (24:15)
• “She walked up to me and said, ‘I don’t know if I want to get married no more.’ …Here’s the ring…So I packed up my shit, and I was gone.” — Guest 1 (25:43)
• “She just left you. Eight days before?” — Mike (25:38)
• “You a dirty. I’m petty as. I don’t wish you the best. I wish you the worst. I hope your dog die.” — Guest 1, message to his ex (29:54)
• “Provider first conversation is crazy.” — Pat (39:00)
• “What are you bringing to the table?” — Pat, playfully going full ‘red pill’ (39:32)
• “For one, most of them have been men.” — Guest 7 on dating, coming out as bi (47:34)
• “Pay grandma her money, you bum ass …And also…he threatened to kill her…” — Guest 6’s infamous cousin beef (53:12)
• “She left nail clippings in my car so my girl could find them…” — Guest 2, sneaky link drama (57:12)

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Episode Structure & Flow

• Banter and social commentary open the episode (01:01–08:00), setting up a relaxed, relatable tone.
• Announcements and upcoming events follow.
• Depth enters via relationship stories—call-ins featuring heartbreak and infidelity (23:01–31:45 and onward).
• The show oscillates between comic relief and raw emotional reflection, giving space for both hilariously pettiness (pet messages to exes, family drama) and sincere discussion (moving on from heartbreak).
• New segments challenge societal assumptions about dating, gender roles, and friendship.
• Internet and pop culture talk closes the episode, grounding it in the everyday chaos (with advice to both ignore trolls and delete the hate).

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Listener Takeaways

• On Relationships: Breakups blindside, closure is rare, and self-reflection is essential. Your ex’s actions aren’t always about you.
• On Dating Norms: Upfront clarity about expectations beats bitterness down the road. “Provider” debates reveal how much upbringing shapes someone’s checklist.
• On Friendship: Don’t be a leech, and don’t enable one, even if it gets awkward.
• On Internet Culture: The loudest voices are often the saddest trolls; don't engage, just block.
• On Fame and Scandal: Status changes people, but personal growth is on you.

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Final Thoughts

The Crash Dummies Podcast underscores that while relationships and social life are filled with disappointment, comedy is a healing force. “She Called Off The Wedding” is both group therapy and a roast session, proving you’re not alone in your relational wreckage.

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Further Listening

• Check out Guest 1’s album: “All Besides Being Young” for the full heartbreak soundtrack.
• Patreon alerts: Half off this month, plus the exclusive Patrick Cloud episode.

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For more episodes, participate in fan call-ins, and check out live show dates, visit the Crash Dummies Podcast Patreon or follow them on social.

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Episode Quick Links

• AI and Senior Driver Banter: 01:01
• Patreon / Show Announcements: 04:14
• Michigan Coach Discussion: 08:01
• Call-In: Wedding Called Off: 23:01
• Call-In: The Provider Dilemma: 32:08
• Call-In: Bisexuality & Heartbreak: 42:34
• Call-In: Family Money Beef: 50:06
• Call-In: Sneaky Link Chaos: 56:49
• Call-In: Chalamet Grudge: 62:26
• Call-In: Freeloader Friend: 66:20
• Relationship Reflection: 71:01
• Internet Hate Discourse: 86:01

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For all the heartbreaks, haters, freeloaders, and freaky coaches, Pat and Mike have got you covered—with advice to laugh, reflect, and always keep it real.

Transcript

[Mike]

Kids, they grow up so fast.

[Guest 1]

One day they're taking their first steps.

[Mike]

And the next they don't fit into the tiny sneakers they took them in. You blink your eyes and their princess dress is two sizes too small. And their dinosaur backpack isn't cool anymore. But don't cry because they're growing up. Smile because you can profit off of it. For real. There are a bunch of parents on depop looking for the stuff your kid just grew out of. Download depop to start selling. So good, so good, so good. Score. Holiday gifts.

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[Guest 2]

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[Mike]

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[Pat]

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[Mike]

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[Pat]

I feel like AI is so good now that you legit can trick your grandparents and like old people into thinking something happened that didn't happen.

[Mike]

Yes, the. The older generation is cooked.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And like maybe we should start actually doing more AI car accident videos so they stay off the road. Because it, it's getting to a point where the older I get, the less I have compassion for older drivers.

[Pat]

Why?

[Mike]

Because I'm getting close to that age. Like I feel like in 40 years I'm going to be 70, right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I'm close as hell to your age, bro.

[Pat]

I still got 40 years.

[Mike]

40 years, bro. Y' all still out here. Like the most fucked up feeling is not the fact that they drive in slow. Right. Is the fact that they make you an evil person because you just assume. My assumption is that there's a person just like me in front of me that has to be an able person right in front of me, you know? I'm saying you should have the best hand eye coordination you have, so you must not be paying attention. So you fudgeing with my time. So now I get on side of you like, no, you need to fix how you fucking drive. And it's a 95 year old military veteran black dude. He's just looking at me like, I'm so sorry.

[Pat]

What do you think? What's the solution then? Should they have their own drivers or they have like a senior citizen only lane.

[Mike]

They should just ask for rides.

[Pat]

You can't do that.

[Mike]

Like we should just be able to pick up old people and drop them off.

[Pat]

Like they should have free Uber services. If you're over 65, they literally should.

[Mike]

Be able to walk to the edge of the street. And just because they survived this earth so long, we all have to pay homage to them and get them a ride to where they going. Because somebody is always going where going.

[Pat]

People are going to start abusing them. They're going to start using their grandparents to get free rides.

[Mike]

Now they go, they going to start keeping old people in their cars. Like when you do on GTA to a pedestrian. You ever broke into a car on GTA and you keep the person in the passenger seat. Like you never slow down. Like, dog, you stay with me.

[Pat]

He's getting free rides to do drive bys with the grandpa.

[Mike]

No, bro, you need to go drop that old dude off. No, bro, he cool to have in the whip, bro. Bro, all you say he was driving past target. Just drop him off, bro.

[Pat]

Cheating on their with their grandpa in the car. Grandma in the car. Yeah, for a free ride.

[Mike]

No, that's crazy. No, I promise. I'm telling you, I just picked up one of them old people, baby. I'm gonna be on the way home. Nah, you lying. Show me the. No.

[Pat]

That'S crazy.

[Mike]

This is said. Look what you just did.

[Pat]

You just heard. You. She just heard what you said. Now she's crying.

[Mike]

Now she's crying. That's what you get for always accusing me. Anyway, as soon as the FaceTime hop off the girl take off the gray wig. Hey, ain't no Grady.

[Pat]

She tricked me. I didn't even know.

[Mike]

I didn't even know.

[Pat]

No.

[Mike]

What? I thought she didn't have no teeth. You said that.

[Pat]

No, I did it. Who said that? That was Patrick Tate that said that.

[Mike]

Hey, somebody make it to where Mike said. Just comment. Just be like. I can't believe you said that.

[Pat]

Mike. No, that's dick riding, man.

[Mike]

Drop the pills in the chat it.

[Pat]

Anyway. Welcome to crash dummies episode 237. I'm Mike. I got Pat here. Just me and you today in the studio. We're doing a Patreon episode next week. Gene and Key's gonna be on that.

[Mike]

That made me so uncomfortable.

[Pat]

What?

[Mike]

Like I feel like you don't acknowledge that. I'm sorry to interrupt your intro. I hope you remember it.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

[Mike]

Okay, but just like, if you know, it's me and you in the room.

[Pat]

You don't think that needs an intro?

[Mike]

No.

[Pat]

I don't know. I feel like I'm just still going with the flow. I'm going I'm going with the flow.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, that's. This shit sounds very like. Like you're a.

[Pat]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

He trying to lower me to sleep. Hey, man, just go with the flow. We alone, you know?

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh. All right, we got live show, Chicago live show. Sold out. Shout out to y'. All. Make sure you guys, you know, come to the show. Make sure you guys. The people are coming to the show. We really want y' all to participate in the show, so don't be afraid to participate in the show. We're going to have some games and like that. They asked us to do a second show at 9:15. We really didn't want to do. Because it's nine. It's Sunday.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So if you guys really want a second show, we need. How many. How we. How many?

[Mike]

We need? We need 130. We need. No, no, no, no. Not DMS. We need emails that we can put on the list to be notified if the tickets become available.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Mike]

So that's how professional you got to be. So some of y' all actually gotta go make an email. Yeah, my fault.

[Pat]

Yeah, we need that. Or you can go on the ticketing thing and, like, request, but let's just keep one. We need at least 130 of y' all to DM us those things, just to know that it's worth doing, you know?

[Mike]

I mean, like, a Sunday.

[Pat]

9:15 is kind of. If it was a Saturday, we did it, but it's a Sunday, so. Also, Patreon is half off this month. And then the last announcement, we got the Patrick Cloud episode. Giving you guys a little taste of what's on Patreon. We're dropping that on Saturday.

[Mike]

Like, your vocab is just crazy.

[Pat]

Giving you guys a little taste of what we got going on. Is that. But listen, who talks like that? Like, even in, like. Just say, like, if I'm trying to be sexual. Right?

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Is that the way the route to be sexual? I'm trying. I'm trying to let you taste this. Like, people text that. People talk like that.

[Mike]

It sounds like, like the. Like the opening to, like, an orgy.

[Pat]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

And then, like, in, like, a person.

[Pat]

That, boy, Patrick is so freaky chat, man. I put freaky chat in the past.

[Mike]

I like.

[Pat]

I like that. But we're dropping that episode Saturday on YouTube. Yeah. What else we got?

[Mike]

That's really it. We'll obviously hit y' all up about more dates. Oh, yeah, we're going Houston, Charlotte, New York.

[Pat]

Big announcements coming.

[Mike]

Top of the Year Omaha, Nebraska. Now shout out to the big. We probably not sliding through that bit, but I'm just saying this is. This is what I'm going to get at. The more popular the show gets, the more. The more places that we can go, because we know we can take the biggest arena in that city and make it work. So right now we're not going to travel just money wise. It's tough for us to travel and knowing we only going to make a certain amount.

[Pat]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

When we get there and we travel there when we know we can make bigger amounts in other places. But we g. We going to get to y'. All.

[Pat]

Also, because the holidays are coming. We're going to drop the next week's episode on the Monday.

[Mike]

Monday the 22nd.

[Pat]

The 22nd. We're going to drop the episode on 22nd so y' all can enjoy time with your family. But also those last days of work. I know those days are the longer days. So we got y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Pat]

We're gonna drop the episode early for.

[Mike]

So Patreon members, y'.

[Pat]

All.

[Mike]

Double stuffed.

[Pat]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Guest 4]

What?

[Pat]

Double stuffed.

[Mike]

Two at the same time.

[Pat]

N. That's crazy. I'm not part of that, so I'm.

[Mike]

Not part of it either.

[Pat]

Single stuff.

[Mike]

They're the one that's taking two at the same time.

[Pat]

Single stuff. Pat got y'. All. Did you see the Michigan coach news? That's always a question. I know you saw the Michigan coach.

[Mike]

Yeah, man. I got a text, bro.

[Pat]

You did?

[Mike]

Yeah. They say he tripping.

[Pat]

What do you mean?

[Mike]

You can just see, like, I ain't going to lie with Sharon Moore. You can just see that look in his eyes. Like, you just know, like, when he.

[Pat]

Was crying for hardball.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's just like. It's just like this certain gloss over nigga eyes. Like. Yeah, he'll lose it all over some dumb shit.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's. I think. But I think that's a big thing in, like, society now about the. The attractions to your co workers. Yeah, there's a lot of, like, infidelity that happens.

[Mike]

I don't say now it's just like, more reported.

[Pat]

Yeah. More reported. Especially I think it's more reported now when it's the. It's when there's people in higher positions, like having an affair or having relationships with people that they. They manage, they hire. There's that power dynamic that. That's why jobs make you report those type of things. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

If you.

[Mike]

If you ever been in that situation where you quote unquote dating your boss, you should definitely sign some papers.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Just be careful, because obviously, especially when you work directly under that person, that person can dictate your schedule, make your schedule easier. Maybe you're not paying a fee for a certain thing and just make life easier. All because of the relationship. And you think his love, but in reality, he giving you stuff that he got to pay for. And then when you get pregnant, he come over to your house and threaten to cut himself with butter knives. I guess so, like, the thing too, you know, Somebody crazy. I hate when somebody's not, like, in a dangerous position and then they threaten in suicide. Like, bro, come on now. You just took four ibuprofen pills. Go lay down, buddy.

[Pat]

But, man, it's tough. It's a. It's a. It's a. A freaky. A freaky nigga epidemic, I think.

[Mike]

Freaky nigga.

[Pat]

F any as people just need to have more. I think it's that sexual control.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat]

I think there's a lot of that. And I think it's like, I. I do think relationships do form at the workplace because if you think about it, a lot of people spend more time with these people, the people that work with, than they do their own family. Sometimes, especially if you just say you working eight hours a day and call it nine, if you're doing overtime and all that other stuff, and then you get home, it's like you're there with your kids and your wife and like, maybe like five more waking hours, you think more or eight more waking hours. Yeah. And you can't really complain at work. I feel like work is like, the person you with at work or your friend at work. That's always like, the getaway from, like, the actual job you're doing there. So it's always never, like, there's no. Really. No tension and stuff like that.

[Mike]

Exactly, bro. I just hate the narrative that the world is getting worse.

[Pat]

Yeah. It just gets. I guess it's more publicized.

[Mike]

It's just more publicized. Like, people report stuff more. You see more recordings of people. I heard somebody yesterday, like, man, men ain't never cheat this much. Like, are you joking? Like, do you know what they was doing in the 70s? I'm talking about two different families.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And obviously there's no Facebook for anybody to report anything. So it's just. Maybe there is less cheating because they wouldn't get caught like that back in the day. They were just doing it way worse. Like, there's like, you're. But you have a brother and sister out There somewhere you don't even know.

[Pat]

But you would think like with the, the rise of the Internet and people knowing that people would try to be more careful or just not cheat. Obviously. But also you know, but no, they.

[Mike]

Bro, I think like that has to be in your blood. It's not about like obviously there's some people that if they couldn't get caught and you see them in those situations, like they just have like a quote unquote immunity situation where they know like this has a very low chance of getting back to my girlfriend or boyfriend. Like that's. Then you see those people cross that line. Yeah, but then you got some people like that shit just in a blood. That's what you see. People get caught cheating in the dumbest spots and it's just like, wait, you cheated. I seen a video of a girl waking up a dude by punching them.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And say you got your dick sucked today. You got your dick sucked today. Now like how dumb do you have to be to go get your dick sucked by another woman and then somehow make it to your other woman's house fall asleep with your phone unlocked? Yeah, it's like bro, it's like he animal bro needs to be put down. Like he can't even.

[Pat]

There was also that the, the thing about him like dming this only fans girl and trying to like fly her out and stuff like that.

[Mike]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But that, but that's been the thing. I. I want to tell you something that's like very important and like. And I mean this and I hope he gets help and don't take this the wrong way. Yeah, that's a horny nigga, bro.

[Pat]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

He is horny. Like he's so horny, bro. Like you like, bro, you gotta be horny when people. I've like heard reports that like this was already been investigated and you won the first investigation. So basically what in what I think of that as is Michigan knew what was going on.

[Pat]

Yep.

[Mike]

And they investigated it enough not to see if he was doing it because they knew he was doing the shit. That's why they investigated and they wanted to save they ass and say we don't want this to come out. When it like just let's say it comes out. We can at least say that we investigated it.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Cuz it looks good that they investigated. If this happened right now and Michigan never investigated, Michigan would look way worse. So they did that to save their ass. They knew the whole time. The only reason that they reported on and fired him because it made it to public. The first one didn't make it to public. That's what they was investigating. How many people know?

[Pat]

And they actually got to fire him.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Pat]

Because if they didn't fire him, then they would, I think. You know, when you do stuff like that, that's like conduct detrimental to. To the team or the. The. The whatever you work for. Right?

[Mike]

Horny.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah. But so if they had fired him just with no, like, merit to firing him, they, you know, he could have been like. He could have still been owed the $6 million a year that he needed.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But with them firing him and doing. And him all this stuff happening, they don't have to give him any money, so he really just blew. And the other thing is that there's temptation everywhere in the world. Right. But there's some things I feel like they should always take over that temptation. Especially when you have three kids. Three kids and a wife and you're making $6 million a year to coach football.

[Mike]

No, no, no.

[Pat]

That's like. That's like how horny he had to be.

[Mike]

That.

[Pat]

That shit flew over his head.

[Mike]

There should be a report on every man or woman. I don't care who it is.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If they didn't deal with men or women before, like, maybe they just weren't. No. Good enough socially to get a boyfriend, a girlfriend, or whatever they prefer, and then they run into a heap of money. That person needs to be monitored for the first two years. Like, so you're telling me you just try, Pat.

[Pat]

You create a whole bunch of jobs for people. But I'm just saying, people giving people rides.

[Mike]

But I'm just saying this dude. This dude obviously never. Never had this. The way he's operating is like, you've never had, like, a meaningful relationship. Everything that you got had to be because of your job and, like, what you do and, like, who you are. And, like, once you base yourself off that and you don't, like, go out on dates or recognize yourself as, like, who you supposed to be, and then you get a bunch of money. You don't know who the fuck you talking to.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Now you know she wrong more. Probably found out, like, his wife, you know, after two kids. Like, damn, you only wanted me for my money and my status.

[Pat]

That's the thing. That's the thing when you. When you're doing it with. With people that you're like, you're. You're above. Yeah. It kind of creates that power dynamic where he's like, is this person being Forced to do this. I forgot there was rumors about her possibly being pregnant at one point, too. I'm not sure if that's.

[Mike]

But that's crazy, bro. It's like. It's literally like. Like how you can never come back to that because you just show, like, any man that would do that to a woman. It's just like you chasing her down, and then when she actually reports it, you go to her house and then do something violent, regardless if it was to herself or her or whatever happened. You broke in and then you scared that woman to death. After you already damn near. Obviously there was some miscommunication if you telling her maybe to get rid of the kid, and she's not. So it had to be some threats within there. It's like you doing all this and you never sat back, like, damn, how can I keep my job? Okay, she's pregnant. How can I.

[Pat]

We don't know if she's pregnant, though.

[Mike]

Well, she was pregnant, maybe. Maybe, whatever. If she was pregnant or that was a dispute at that point, you still never came to your senses about how you can keep your job. Like, okay, I can walk out of this, probably get fired as Michigan's coach, probably have a baby, lose my wife and my kids, but at least one door open. I can scratch my way back to the surface and be a coach somewhere. You know what I'm saying? But this going to jail really fucked.

[Pat]

Up his chances of, like, being doka. He cheated, right? He had an affair. He's still a head coach because he.

[Mike]

Never went to jail.

[Pat]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

Or about to go to prison up.

[Pat]

With the actual person you're cheating. Like Amy. Remember T.J. holmes and Amy Roch? They were ABC anchors who both had spouses.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Pat]

And they were together. They were having an affair. They got fired, I believe. Or let go. And they actually just got married.

[Mike]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What's. What's the story about? Oh, that's Dale. Dale Curry.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What's his mom's name? Monica.

[Pat]

No, I'm not sure.

[Mike]

Monique or something. I started butchering your name.

[Pat]

Who? Stephen Curry. Steph Curry's mom?

[Mike]

Yeah. Steph Curry's parents. I don't even want to butcher their name. You know what I mean?

[Pat]

I feel it. Steph Curry's parents. Sonia Curry.

[Mike]

Sonia. When I say Monica.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's close.

[Mike]

Monica and Sonia is very close, bro.

[Pat]

That's kind of like the same vibe.

[Mike]

It's like the same vibe. You know what I'm saying?

[Pat]

But no, so.

[Mike]

No, I know, I know. Sonia and Del Curry.

[Pat]

Huh? You said Sonya.

[Mike]

What is it?

[Pat]

I thought it's Sonia. Well, go ahead. My bad.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Look at this dude, bro, how you gonna come to the rescue and they end up shooting a victim?

[Pat]

I do that all the time.

[Mike]

You like. No, respect her. Respect her. You start disrespecting her too. Like, hey, yo, we apologize for butchering your name. But they switched spouses.

[Pat]

Oh. Or was it spouses?

[Mike]

Or, like, so they were both going through a divorce.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And then she would start dating the guy, and then Dale start dating that guy's wife.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

So they switched spouses. Wife swap. That used to be a show.

[Pat]

That was a show that was, man.

[Mike]

It was literally about just, like, household chores and stuff like that.

[Pat]

But the dynamics between some of, like, the black families and like, the, the white families, especially, like, the super country ones. Yeah. Was interesting. Especially the badass little white kids. Yeah.

[Mike]

The Dave Chappelle has a really good skit about it.

[Pat]

Which one was that?

[Mike]

Where he did, like, where they did, like, house swaps. But he was the dad that swapped, and he swapped to, like, a very, very suburban white family.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And, like, he adopted this kid that, that thought he was gangsta and he made him not gangster and then end up, like, having sex with the wife at the end. Yeah. And my boy was too ahead of his to say that. No, for real. I'm not going to lie, bro. I've been looking for some air sharing tickets, bro. I, I, Yeah, I got to see him in concert. He. He always look like he about to retire. I don't know what it is. Which is why I want to give the sponsor of today's video a huge shout out. SeatGeek. With over 35 million downloads, SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app.

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[Guest 1]

Yo, what's going on man?

[Pat]

Yo, what up?

[Guest 1]

How y' all doing?

[Pat]

Pretty good, bro. Just Just doing a little wellness check on our on the audience Today. How's life changing you right now? Word.

[Guest 1]

Shout out to y', all, man. Shout out to y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Guest 2]

It's cutting out.

[Guest 1]

It's cutting out. I know what y' all are saying. Y' all are cutting out this.

[Pat]

Gotcha, gotcha. The revolver spinning well. But how's life treating you right now?

[Guest 2]

Say that again. Say it again.

[Guest 1]

You breaking up.

[Pat]

How's life treating you right now?

[Mike]

You only want to have this problem today, bro.

[Guest 1]

Man, life been rough. I lost all my hoes at the same time.

[Mike]

Oh, man. Yo, we not agreeing with him calling y' all hoes, but go ahead, bro.

[Guest 1]

But I lost all my woman at the same time.

[Mike]

My woman king.

[Pat]

Just women that you're dating or just talking to?

[Guest 4]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You want me to talk proper? No respect.

[Pat]

Were any of them, like, your actual girlfriend?

[Guest 1]

One of them was. One of them was. Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, man, that's. How'd you lose your girlfriend? I guess. I don't know.

[Guest 1]

It kind of just. It kind of. It started to fade, and so, like, that started to fade, and I was like, all right, bet I'm gonna talk to somebody else. Then we're gonna, you know, do what it is. Ball up top. I started talking to her, and then she said, what'd you lose your hoes? Why are you talking to me? I said, no, I'm just trying to talk to you. I'm trying to get to know you. And she said, nah, get off my line. You're moving funny. So I stopped talking to her. I go to the next one. I'm like, yo, what you been? How you doing? She said, why are you talking to me so much now? And she said the same thing. And I went down the line, and next thing you know, the line ended, and so now I'm here.

[Mike]

So you say every girl that you actually paid attention to and you wanted. Didn't want you, but when you had them on the side, they was good.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Guest 1]

And that's the problem with today.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no.

[Guest 1]

We're losing recipes.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no. I think you missing a few spices, bro. So, like, what? You don't look at this as, like, self reflection? Like, I feel like, okay, I'm just give you a. An example. If four people punch me in the face in one day, I'm gonna think like, damn, after the fourth one, damn, it might be me. You know what I'm saying? So you went through all these girls. You never think like, damn, what am I doing wrong? Whoa.

[Guest 1]

Okay, now, what if I told you I started cooking now as A self reflection. I'm trying to better me. So I started cooking.

[Mike]

Okay. I like that.

[Guest 1]

You know what I'm saying? I'm saying. I'm saying you never did.

[Pat]

You never really officially broke up with your girl.

[Guest 1]

Nah, it kind of just ended. I mean, before that, too. I was engaged and that. So now that's what you know. Pat about to say something crazy. Mike might say something, too. I was engaged and it ended eight days before the wedding. So then this happened six months after.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. When people say it like that, like, okay, if I say I'm engaged and it ended, who you think I broke up with?

[Guest 1]

No, yeah, no, I definitely got my ass broke up with you. I'm not going to act like I did.

[Mike]

No, we. She left you eight days before.

[Guest 1]

Eight days before the wedding?

[Mike]

Was there an event? Did you get caught cheating or something? Was it something you specifically?

[Guest 1]

Nah, nah, I swear to God. I swear to God. She came home one day, she paid for her hair to do the wedding. We paid for the wedding. Everything was cool. Family had tickets, they was flying in. And she walked up to me and said, I don't know if I want to get married no more. I said, for what? She said, I don't know. Here's the ring. Gave me the ring, and I packed up my shit, and I was gone. She owned two houses. She was making bread. But happy.

[Mike]

Hey, you know what? Whatever you doing, keep doing it, brother. You need some time to heal, man. Sorry. Sorry, Lydia. Y' all got a demon on your hands. Ain't no we could do with this one. That's up. Eight days before.

[Guest 1]

Eight days before. I swear to God.

[Pat]

How. How long were y' all dating before y' all got married?

[Mike]

Oh, well, almost two minutes.

[Guest 1]

We didn't. Yeah, two, Two and a half. Two and a half years.

[Pat]

Wait, what?

[Mike]

Two weeks.

[Guest 1]

Two and a half years. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Guest 2]

We was dating.

[Guest 1]

It was dating for two and a half years.

[Pat]

Did she ever give you.

[Mike]

Did you ever get closure from that? Did she ever give you explanation of why she left eight days before?

[Guest 1]

Nah, nah, not at all. I made an album about it, and then she hit me up and told call me a. And then. And then that was it.

[Pat]

I never.

[Guest 1]

I never talked to her again. I never talked to her again.

[Pat]

You made a song about it?

[Guest 1]

I mean, I made an album about it, Yeah. I made an album.

[Mike]

That's how you.

[Pat]

What was the album called?

[Guest 1]

It's called All Besides Being Young.

[Mike]

Okay. Is it about different stuff or is Every song about her, it's about, like.

[Guest 1]

The process of going through it. So, like, for me, that was a big moment where I had to reflect. So it was like I had a song about me being confused. I had a song about me, like, reminiscing and maybe I up in some ways, things like that.

[Mike]

Bro, please tell me you got a track called eight days. Come on, bro.

[Guest 1]

I. I got one called before you go.

[Pat]

How does that work? How does that one go? Just give us. Give it acapella.

[Mike]

Acapella.

[Guest 1]

Come on, bro, before you go, please just know I tried, I tried. And before you go like that.

[Mike]

That is tough, bro. It sound good. I don't know, like what? The beat can change the whole thing, but I. I would cop that, bro. Especially knowing as a true story. You should put your story out there.

[Guest 1]

Hey, man, if I can plug myself, that'd be cool. I'm not trying to shut on whatever.

[Mike]

Whatever the that mean, brother. You do it, though.

[Guest 2]

Hey, hey.

[Guest 1]

My, my, my, my is young half Y U N G H E F the album came out, it's 11 songs, 30 minutes long, if you want to check it out. Rapping, singing on there, all that, so. And I got actual voice members from her on there. I got actual voice memo. She didn't like that.

[Mike]

I'm telling you. I guarantee 100 more plays guaranteed off this right here.

[Pat]

Do you have one of the voice memos?

[Mike]

That's just not illegal.

[Guest 1]

I can. I can play it right here. I could play it.

[Mike]

That sound illegal as hell.

[Pat]

He has the. It's on his album. It's out already. Go ahead, just play it.

[Guest 1]

I can play it right now.

[Pat]

Just play it. Just play it.

[Guest 1]

Let me know if y' all can hear this.

[Pat]

There it is. No, we can't really hear, but it's.

[Mike]

All right, bro, I'm telling you, I'm trying.

[Guest 3]

I'm sorry.

[Mike]

No, no, no. You're good, bro. That sound good, bro. I'm telling you, bro. Matter of fact, can we sign this before he goes, just so we can get some of our back before you go. Let it go. I can't believe.

[Guest 1]

Let it go.

[Mike]

Let. It was eight days and you was. I had a song.

[Guest 1]

I said, I said. I said sometimes. I said, like, I changed to, like nine days to make it flow. I said, if we was nine days out, why'd you even let me in? So like that, like, I put it on the nose. I put it on the nose with you know what I'm saying? I said exactly how it was. I wasn't Fluffing or nothing.

[Mike]

No, that's. Hey, that's some real man fluffing.

[Pat]

I feel it.

[Guest 1]

I wasn't making shit up.

[Pat]

What's your message to your. Your ex?

[Guest 1]

To my ex? You a dirty. I'm petty as. I don't. I don't wish you the best. I wish you the worst. I hope your dog die.

[Mike]

Okay, last question. Is there a song that you got, like, that's more angry towards her that's on the album, or is that just. The only one you talk about is before you go.

[Guest 1]

Because you say all about her.

[Guest 3]

But I had one.

[Guest 1]

I had one song because, like, her homegirl had lived in the house with us. She was renting out a room, and they. They started going out all the time when I was packing up my. So I had a song about her and her homegirl called Entertain Me, and I said how I want her to, like, go out and, like, she can dance with her friend and. And I'm gonna run it up instead.

[Mike]

Nice. You got any bars or you don't remember the song I said?

[Guest 1]

I said last girl was too ugly. Kill me, try to give the world Watch me run it out with you While dancing with her girl.

[Mike]

Whoa, whoa.

[Guest 1]

She like that? It's like a little pop song.

[Mike]

It's a pop song. Ain't got one.

[Pat]

Double entendre.

[Mike]

That notebook.

[Guest 1]

Oh, you want that?

[Mike]

I mean, it's a pop album.

[Guest 1]

I'm making pop songs.

[Mike]

I'm sure it's good, bro. I'm still gonna rock with it. I just, like. I'm trying to figure out what type of artist you are. Just slowly. This is my process, bro.

[Guest 1]

I had a. I had a song.

[Guest 2]

Hold on.

[Guest 1]

You want to bar? I said there was something about them blue eyes couldn't see the new lines drew them in the sand hard times came and blew by what you really want intent thought you knew my wish you held it down but I'm looking for a new vibe Thought we needed prayer feel the silence with the air I was trying to fill a space while you're pulling out your hair like. Like that. Like. I had a song like that.

[Mike]

Okay. Still not one bar found, brother. No, I'm just playing. It's tough, though. Can you send us a link, though, so I can actually check it out, though?

[Guest 1]

Yeah, I'll send you a link. You probably not gonna listen to it. I know you. You a. You might not listen.

[Mike]

I'm the main one that would probably listen to it.

[Pat]

You.

[Mike]

You lonely ass. I'm an audio listener, too.

[Guest 1]

I'm an audio.

[Mike]

All right there. Lonely boy. Hey.

[Pat]

Hi.

[Guest 5]

How are you?

[Mike]

Good, good, good, good, good, good.

[Pat]

Well, Pat's here too. Ng.

[Guest 5]

Oh, hey, Pat. How are you?

[Mike]

Good, good. How are you?

[Guest 5]

Good, good. Can't complain.

[Pat]

All right, we got. Actually.

[Mike]

Well, no, go ahead, wait. Oh, go ahead. Go off complaining.

[Guest 5]

Well, you know, I have a lot of things to complain, but I guess I would be into the story.

[Pat]

Okay, so the question is, how's life treating you right now?

[Guest 5]

Life is treating me like a bitch. Listen, this is why I say I have a lot of things to complain about. I need me a provider asap.

[Mike]

Like, cable provider?

[Guest 5]

No, I need a man. I need a man to fully provide for me. I can't do this life. It's hard out here.

[Pat]

What is. What is this life currently, then?

[Guest 5]

Well, I live by myself, you know, I've been living by myself for, like, two years prior, I was in a relationship, and I guess I didn't know how hard it was out here.

[Mike]

Oh, so you sent the guy that your ex was paying a lot of the bills when you were together?

[Guest 6]

All of it.

[Pat]

Why'd y' all break up?

[Guest 5]

Well, we broke up for a lot of reasons. I feel like. So we got together early on, like. Like our early, like, 20s, and. And now I'm just over here, like, okay. Well, we just realized we are not compatible in a lot of things. Like, yeah, we were able to live and deal with each other, but I guess me and him had, like, different perspective of life.

[Mike]

So what was the prospectus?

[Guest 5]

I mean, well, see, when we first got. I'm so sorry.

[Pat]

What is that?

[Guest 6]

Damn.

[Pat]

In the background?

[Guest 5]

I'm in my balcony, and so I want to try to, like, lift this shit up.

[Pat]

Sorry.

[Mike]

You better be.

[Guest 5]

I'm so sorry.

[Mike]

Probably jump.

[Pat]

Shit. No.

[Guest 5]

On the third floor.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. That might be your only choice. No, but what were the different perspectives? Like, you know, what was his outlook on life? What was yours?

[Pat]

Just one. One example.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Guest 5]

Yeah. I mean, okay, so for. So when we first got together.

[Guest 6]

I.

[Guest 5]

Was still trying to, like, outside early times, like, literally when I was just turning 21. So I'm out here trying to go out, drink, party with friends, and he would be, like, also obviously included with me, like, to go out and stuff. But he didn't want to do any of that. He wasn't, like, a drinker a part. Like, he wasn't a party person. He was ready to just settle down. And I was like, I understand that. But I was like, we're just turning 21, like, you know, like I was.

[Mike]

Like, I mean, that's good, that's good, that's good. You got out of something that, you know, you wanted to go a different path. That's good. So do you miss him? Do you wish you could have him back? You wish you go back to that lifestyle?

[Guest 5]

I wish I could have him pay my bills back.

[Mike]

So what's stopping that?

[Pat]

Like, what's the dating life for you now then?

[Guest 5]

It's horrible. So I moved to the south two years ago. So. Okay, real quick. But like prior to that, like the two years ago before we split up, we moved together down south and then I left three months later.

[Pat]

Okay, so why is dating bad?

[Guest 5]

And dating here in this city has been the worst. I tried multiple apps. I've tried even going to cafes. I try to go into like, say I'm very like a social butterfly person. So I'll say hi to anyone and start conversation if they come up to me too. Like I'm very open minded. Like I try to talk and go on these first dates, but it's been exhausting. And one has been like matching energy or like they're trying to do this 50, 50.

[Mike]

You don't, but like you don't, but you don't. They're trying to, but you. Is this what you base dating on is if they can be a provider or not?

[Guest 5]

Well, one of them, like one of my checklist, clearest voice.

[Mike]

Okay, you give it all the red.

[Pat]

Pool, all those red pool podcasts.

[Guest 5]

It's one of my, like, yes, because it's like I grew up that way. So like, yeah, I mean I, I just feel like you're not a man if you can't fully provide.

[Pat]

How do you know that within the first, like in the dating phase of things?

[Guest 5]

Well, because my pr. Okay, so like prior the dates I had, I mean I never had problems like that. Like I just always said up front, I'm like, I'm looking for someone who's fully able to provide.

[Pat]

Do they.

[Mike]

Wait, wait, wait. So the ones that go bad, why do they go bad? Are they lying to you? Are they not interested in you? That's what we're trying to get at. Why isn't it.

[Guest 5]

Okay, so I mean, so like I said, pride is like one of the stuff in the checklist. So yes. I mean the ones that go bad, I mean that aspect they do provide. Like women go days or whatever, we're going out or even further months later on, they still always fully provide. But we just didn't match either because of, like, them wanting kids or, you know, like, religion. I'm just like, oh, okay.

[Mike]

They were paying for everything and they wanted what they wanted. No, but it seems pretty crazy to me, right?

[Guest 6]

Yeah.

[Pat]

They have things they want to. You never would have guessed.

[Mike]

Oh, he wants you to have his religion because he's paying all the bills. Yeah. What?

[Guest 5]

No, that's crazy. So I was supposed to change my religion?

[Guest 1]

No, no, no.

[Pat]

But it's just like the compromises. It feels like you're not willing to make any compromises for the things that they might want.

[Mike]

I also feel like there's men that you could find that you actually match their energy and you guys are perfect for each other. And it might start off as 50, 50, and then eventually that man will become your provider because he loves you so much and he knows that's what you've always wanted. So I think that's probably the route you should take, not starting at the.

[Pat]

Provider part, because provider first conversation is crazy.

[Guest 5]

That's how you just let them believe that I'm always going to be 50 and I'm not. Like, like, I got your back later on for sure. Like, of course.

[Mike]

No, I got. I got your back.

[Guest 5]

Tell you, I'm your. I'm like, you know, I'm your supporter.

[Mike]

Trying to convince. Trying to convince somebody that you got their back with a valley voice. Like, that is so crazy. I got your back.

[Pat]

I'm about to sound so red pilly. What? What are you providing?

[Mike]

Oh, my God. Why you do that?

[Pat]

I'm just saying. What are you bringing to the table?

[Mike]

No, Mike, no. Come back to the.

[Pat]

I've done it.

[Guest 5]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

My brother in pills.

[Pat]

Though, like, obviously.

[Guest 4]

Okay.

[Pat]

Because usually in relationships when somebody's like, the provider, it's like another person is contributing to the relationship in another way. That might not be money.

[Guest 5]

Right. Okay, so, yeah, if it's not money, like me, like, if we were in a relationship long term already, like, if we're living together, stuff like that. Like, yes, I still be wanting to work and all that, but still come home and, like, you know, do, like, just cleaning, cooking, just doing everything in the household. And just making sure he's good, too.

[Mike]

Even, like, making sure he's good. Yeah, yeah, of course. Oh, okay. So what. So where do you draw the line at? I guess is the question. The last question we're going to ask you.

[Guest 5]

Like, if money comes out of my pocket, that's where I draw the line.

[Mike]

But you said you. But you said there were other providers and they provided for you, but you didn't match at something. There was something. What?

[Guest 6]

Oh.

[Guest 5]

Like kids. Kids? I don't want kids.

[Mike]

Okay, kids. Okay, let's knock that off. Ain't gotta explain that. It's your choice. Go ahead.

[Guest 5]

Right, okay, what's the next one? Religion.

[Mike]

Okay, religion. What's the next one?

[Guest 5]

I think that's where I draw the line. Maybe. Probably.

[Mike]

So no kids? No kids, no God. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Guest 6]

I believe in God.

[Mike]

Like, that's crazy. This girl want to be the Addams Family. What the fuck?

[Pat]

Chill.

[Mike]

Chill.

[Pat]

All right. You have a good one.

[Mike]

Thanks. No. She lost.

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[Guest 7]

Chilling. Just got off of work. Doordashing right now.

[Mike]

Doordasher. Making that money.

[Pat]

Wait, wait, what was the voice at the beginning?

[Guest 7]

Yo, I'm geeked right now. I got Mike and Pat on the phone. I've been low key. I thought I've been responding, but it's only been one of them hoes. I don't know how they not be going through.

[Mike]

All right, okay. Holy.

[Pat]

Welcome to Craft Stories podcast, man. I appreciate your support, bro.

[Guest 7]

Okay, yeah, I'm glazing. I'm glazing.

[Pat]

Support, bro.

[Mike]

No, just glazing. I got a question for you, bro.

[Guest 7]

For sure, for sure, for sure.

[Mike]

Who or what is your biggest op?

[Guest 7]

Well, it's hippie meat. I found some recent texts where I was. I was. I was just shooting my own self.

[Pat]

Explain.

[Guest 7]

Okay, okay, okay. So recently I found some text messages from Now I say baddies, but it was high school sweetheart where she was venting to me and I was literally like, oh, no, no, make war not. No, fuck not. Make war not peace. Make love, not war. And she was just vincing me and I feel like, oh, I'm fumbling on the call right now.

[Pat]

Or you're just being a good friend.

[Guest 7]

I am, I am, I am. What's the call? We were on that like on and off shit. Like, ah. She would get a boyfriend. I had one girlfriend throughout the whole high school. So like I was. I was that one friend that I kept being. I kept having like feelings for her and she would just come back to me after. She would just break up with him.

[Mike]

So you just. You're just like kind of praying and hoping that she would finally choose you, huh?

[Guest 7]

Honestly. And now she getting married in the summer.

[Mike]

What's it called? What?

[Guest 7]

Happy? No, I am. No, no, Hate. I am hoping it fails.

[Mike]

Are you heartbroken over this?

[Guest 7]

When I found them text. For sure. For sure. Thought I was over it. Definitely. Definitely heartbroken.

[Mike]

No, wait, wait. So you looked up the text after you found out she was getting married?

[Guest 7]

What's called. I thought she blocked me.

[Mike]

Why would you think that?

[Guest 7]

I lowkey could not find them hoes. It was honestly her. What's it called? It was the number underneath, like the text. So it wasn't even her name.

[Pat]

And you haven't been.

[Guest 7]

I'm pretty sure I still.

[Pat]

You haven't been in any other relationships since then?

[Guest 7]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest 2]

So what's like sound like a. Oh.

[Pat]

What's been up with the relationships you've been in?

[Mike]

They've been.

[Guest 7]

They've been chill on and off. I'm still in college, so it's like, it's nothing permanent right now.

[Mike]

She getting married already? How old was she?

[Guest 7]

She's a year younger than me. So at 21 she's getting married religious.

[Guest 2]

So.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Guest 7]

No. Hate to the pawn colored people, but to a white man.

[Mike]

Yo, it's so sad, bro. Oh, no, you're funny, dude. I mean like, I don't. Were you ready to get married at 21?

[Guest 7]

What's it called to her? Yes.

[Mike]

No, no, no. You would have proposed to her?

[Guest 7]

I stopped me when I was 20. Eventually. Yes. For sure.

[Mike]

What do you mean eventually? It sounded like she was ready to get married right away. It sounded like she kind of like. Not to say like she levels above you, but I'm just saying, like, levels above you as far as like relationship, like where she wants to be in a relationship.

[Guest 7]

For sure. Yeah. Maybe I wasn't putting enough in.

[Mike]

Cause the way you talking like you don't sound like you anywhere near close to marriage.

[Guest 7]

Hell no. I'm literally doordashing afterwards and that's okay.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You're still young.

[Mike]

You were young as hell. I'm just saying. Sound like y' all just on a different timeline. Like, who. She's. I don't think she was for you, bro.

[Guest 7]

Nah, nah, I do. I do. Got to internalize that. Like, we weren't meant to be together.

[Pat]

No, really internalize that.

[Mike]

No push.

[Guest 1]

But I got to.

[Pat]

And, like, read it every day.

[Mike]

Like, tattoo that on your face like a board.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. Like, to make that your mantra. Cuz you shouldn't be hating on her being married.

[Guest 7]

Not all. Oh, no. Tattoo is crazy because I was gonna tattoo her name on me.

[Mike]

Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Guest 7]

On some, like, ah, we getting matching tattoos type shit. I don't think I ever.

[Pat]

Okay, so what. What's different about her than, like, the other girls you've met?

[Guest 7]

For one, most of them have been men.

[Mike]

Wait, what? Wait, wait, what was the question?

[Guest 7]

What was the question?

[Pat]

I said, what. What. What's different about the girl that he's in love with versus the girls that he's been with?

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Pat]

But he said most of them have been men.

[Mike]

Okay, okay, that's good.

[Guest 2]

Go ahead.

[Guest 7]

What was it called? Did find out? Like, not find out. I just. I don't. I think I told her once and she was rocking with it, but, like, I am bisexual and shit. But yeah, it has been a lot more. I feel like we never had any adult conversations, but she's like, okay, but.

[Mike]

She'S super religious and you're bisexual.

[Pat]

Is that.

[Mike]

Was that the difference?

[Guest 7]

Like, she. She. She did not like that at one point. She eventually came around to it, but then that was also shortly after she cut me off.

[Pat]

Right.

[Guest 7]

So she did ghost me.

[Mike]

Yes. Okay. She never came around to it.

[Guest 7]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Mike]

You thought she did. Yeah, she does. Not for you, bro.

[Pat]

Yeah. So find the girl or guy.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That. That you rock with.

[Guest 7]

I do.

[Pat]

Like, what's the dating scene for you with, like, with the men then?

[Guest 7]

I'm in a small town in Texas, bro. It's a bunch of old men and, like, people who don't. Who don't rock with, like. I'm mostly on, like, dating sites and I don't really go out. I mostly just work and be at home, take care of my niece.

[Pat]

Bro, you got hella options. You know that, right?

[Mike]

Man, that's crazy.

[Pat]

That is hella.

[Guest 7]

I do.

[Pat]

I do bisexual.

[Mike]

He's still gotta. He's still gotta look for him. He still gotta look for his person, though.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I'm saying?

[Pat]

But it's hella options, though.

[Guest 7]

I do.

[Mike]

Or do I try to say you for everybody?

[Pat]

No, don't say that. No, no, no, no. There's a whole letter for that in the thing.

[Mike]

He said you letting everybody.

[Pat]

That's what he said. I mean, technically everybody. Yeah, like, every time. Type of person.

[Mike]

Hey, he said every time.

[Guest 7]

I don't discriminate.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, you said every type. You got hella options.

[Guest 7]

I do. I do.

[Pat]

Hey, man, you're gonna find the one for you, brother.

[Guest 7]

I got. I got to.

[Pat]

I got to.

[Guest 7]

I'm not ready to settle down now, but I do gotta find the one.

[Pat]

Are you still young? You don't have to settle down.

[Mike]

All right. You're good, bro.

[Guest 7]

That's true. That's true. That's true. Appreciate it.

[Pat]

All right, brother. You have a good one, though.

[Guest 7]

Y', all, too.

[Guest 1]

Love y'.

[Pat]

All. Peace.

[Mike]

You didn't want to say love you back? No. You weird.

[Guest 6]

Hey, guys.

[Pat]

How's it going?

[Mike]

What it do?

[Guest 6]

Excuse my voice. I am sick.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Mike]

What you got?

[Guest 6]

I don't know.

[Pat]

Oh, my, like, back cough.

[Guest 6]

I don't know. I had a procedure yesterday, and it.

[Mike]

Made me sick, what you had done.

[Guest 6]

Don't laugh. I had a colonoscopy.

[Mike]

That's health as well.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, laugh at that.

[Guest 6]

I mean, I'm young, so that's. I was like, you know.

[Mike]

No, no, it's cool.

[Guest 6]

Just don't.

[Mike]

Why? Why make your voice raspy?

[Guest 6]

Because I don't know. If you take the prep, it makes you sick. Like, it gives you severe chills and a sore throat. I did not know that.

[Mike]

Amen.

[Pat]

We.

[Mike]

We all eventually got to go through it. So you just spread information. We got a question for you.

[Guest 6]

Of course.

[Mike]

Who or what is your biggest op?

[Guest 6]

My cousin Jamil.

[Mike]

Name drop. We love it.

[Guest 6]

Wait, Jamil.

[Mike]

Edit Point.

[Pat]

Okay, go ahead.

[Mike]

Okay, okay, okay. Keep going, Keep going.

[Guest 6]

I don't like that nigga. So he's always been a bum. Like, he's never kept a job, mind you. He's 35, no teeth. He has one tooth. He's never kept a job. In every job he's had. Our grandmother, she gave him money for the job, you know, to get the uniforms on boarding, Bought bus cards and everything. He owes her. He owed her a great amount. I don't know the amount, but I know it hurt her feelings because she thought she was getting that money back. I don't know why she thought that, but she thought she was getting that money back. It hurt her feelings so much so that I reached out to him. And I was like, hey, you flexing on the grammar, but where's grandma's money?

[Mike]

What was he flexing on the ground that made you swipe up and say he got grandma money.

[Guest 6]

Cars, clothes, money.

[Mike]

Oh, damn, the actual money. That'll do it.

[Guest 6]

The money. That's the money that she's supposed to get, right? So I was like, I was like, yo, when you gonna pay grandma? He told, he cursed me out. So banking my sister.

[Pat]

What'd he call you?

[Guest 6]

He called me a bathhead bitch. Mind you, I don't speak on nobody kids. But he does have children and my sister is the type. She was, she was talking about the kids, I was talking about him. So I'm bald headed, however, you know what I'm saying.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Okay. Lead the kids out of this. Anywho, okay. What's your message to him?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Guest 6]

Pay grandma her money, you bum ass. And also, I'm sorry, he threatened to kill her. He said, I will do a drive by by your grandma house or it's gonna be like some slow singing and flower bringing around grandma house, some like that, right?

[Mike]

Mind you, is he a person capable of his life?

[Guest 6]

He beat women for a year, so he's capable of anything.

[Mike]

I suggest you lay low until we figure this out. We gotta get him off the streets first.

[Guest 6]

I live in the state of North Carolina, he lives in the state of New Jersey. Gun laws are very different. It's a very different. You know what I'm trying to say. I don't need to lay. Thank you but yeah, the message or he gonna have to deal with me. No, he's gonna have to deal with me. And he'll give grandma her. Her bread. Now this was a couple years ago, but I'm still pissed.

[Pat]

How much time you got there?

[Guest 6]

I don't know. But mind you, he's from New Jersey. We're all from New Jersey. I just moved to North Carolina. But he gonna tell me I'm not safe in the streets of New Jersey. Mind you, I go back every year. Always been safe and untouched and he's nowhere to be found. I need that.

[Mike]

What do you need from him? You, you just want the money and you done.

[Guest 6]

If he has the money in an apology, I will take that. But if we gotta fight, then we.

[Mike]

Gotta fight like fight like knuckle up like you think you could take him in a fight? Yes, I believe in you. More power too.

[Guest 6]

I think I could definitely. I could take him and before y' all hang up on me like y' all did last time.

[Pat]

We hung up on you. We can't tell.

[Mike]

She got a different voice.

[Guest 6]

Yes, it was me. I was talking about the. It was me. I was talking about the relationship dilemma thing with my boyfriend and things like that. I have a completely different voice.

[Mike]

Huh. What, like, specifically happened with your boyfriend that would help us remember while you were on.

[Guest 6]

Oh, I was talking about how women get more in a relationship. Nothing in.

[Pat]

Yeah, we just. It was just. End of the call, that's all.

[Mike]

Probably got a little.

[Pat]

Go ahead.

[Guest 6]

You hung up on me. But before y' all do, since I got my. My beef out, and hopefully he hear this shout out to him, when are y' all doing a live show in North Carolina? Because I wanted to get this tickets for my sister because her birthday's on.

[Mike]

The 4th next year.

[Pat]

But first quarter.

[Mike]

Yeah, first quarter. Like February, March or something. When you done handling that beef, that's when we come to North Carolina. Don't bring that to our show.

[Guest 6]

No, I'm not. I'm not gonna bring it. I just need to know when y' all are gonna be here so I could get her.

[Pat]

No, we're gonna. We're planning everything now. It's gonna be very soon. We're just trying to get the venues and stuff situated.

[Mike]

I would say, like, March, March, April. Charlotte is like, third or fourth on our list. We got. We definitely want LA next, and then we'll decide what that third one is. Probably up. Up between y', all, between Houston and Charlotte and Dallas, like, we gotta see. But y' all definitely on the list to do.

[Guest 6]

You used to live down here. Definitely move those dates up.

[Mike]

No, I got you. Okay. I got you. Charlotte. The Charlotte people talking, they said. They said we should do it at a venue. I forgot the venue name, but they said it's, like, a perfect venue to do it at down there, so we definitely got.

[Guest 6]

Well, I live in Greensboro. I don't live in Charlotte, so I wouldn't be able to tell you which venue, but whichever venue, we gonna be there.

[Mike]

Okay, Slide. Come on, man. Let's make it happen.

[Guest 5]

All right.

[Pat]

Appreciate it.

[Guest 6]

It was a pleasure speaking with y'.

[Guest 4]

All.

[Guest 6]

No worries. Y' all have a great day.

[Pat]

You, too. Welcome to Crash on his podcast, man.

[Guest 2]

What up, what up, what up, what.

[Mike]

Up, what up, what up? I got a question for you, bro.

[Guest 2]

What you got?

[Mike]

Who or what is your biggest op, bro?

[Guest 2]

My little sneaky link from a couple years ago. This.

[Mike]

This.

[Guest 2]

I'm sorry. This young lady decided to bite her nails and leave them in my car so my. So my girl can find them.

[Pat]

You think she did that on purpose?

[Guest 2]

Yeah, think so.

[Mike]

Like, we was like, how big are these, like, stub nails or like, long, long ass?

[Guest 2]

They were like the little. Not too long, but, you know, medium left. I don't even know how she been through that.

[Pat]

But you said. What was your agreement?

[Guest 2]

We had an agreement because she had a boyfriend, I had a girlfriend, and we were just gonna always keep it solid, you know? But they broke up, so I think she did that on purpose. So we can.

[Mike]

Wait.

[Pat]

What happened? What happened?

[Guest 2]

Get together? I said they broke up, so I think she did that so we can get together.

[Mike]

She wanted you to break up with George, too? Yeah. So she got caught cheating. Is that how her.

[Guest 2]

I don't know what they got into it for.

[Mike]

So you don't even know how hers ended?

[Guest 2]

No.

[Mike]

And she just wanted to just come to you, so she. Probably. So how do you. Did she in hers herself?

[Guest 2]

I don't know. I wasn't that involved in a relationship.

[Mike]

Okay. You don't ask no questions.

[Pat]

Are you still are you? Did that make you break up with your girl or your girl break up with you?

[Guest 2]

Yeah, she broke up with me, and I sent her the picture. I was like, why? You left the nails in my car? And then she won't say, my bad. I can make it up to you. I'm like, I don't want to talk about that right now. I'm stressed out.

[Pat]

Something.

[Mike]

I just lost the love of my life.

[Pat]

So why didn't you.

[Mike]

Right.

[Pat]

So why didn't you want to be a sneaky with the sneaky link?

[Guest 2]

So she had good. I'm sorry.

[Pat]

So why.

[Guest 2]

I can't be saying all that.

[Pat]

Why didn't you want to be with her, though? Like, relationship wise? Like, public, like, how your main girl was.

[Guest 2]

Oh. Cause she a cheater.

[Mike]

Man. Brother, you lost.

[Pat]

They're gonna be mad about smiling at this, too.

[Mike]

We just lost as a community, man.

[Guest 2]

Well, I think so.

[Pat]

You deserve to be broken up with. Right? You agree?

[Guest 2]

Yeah, I did deserve it, but I was doing everything I possible to keep.

[Mike]

It a secret, you know, Type, man, you. I mean, you just a good dude. Huh?

[Guest 2]

I thought y' all hung up.

[Pat]

No.

[Mike]

Should have. No, we didn't know. It just went. It just went silent. What question?

[Pat]

We asked if he's just a good dude or not.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. You a snake or what, bro?

[Guest 2]

Am I a snake? Nah, I don't think so.

[Pat]

So going into this next relationship that you might get into. Right. Are you. Is this cheating over with. You done cheating?

[Guest 2]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that. That was the young me. I'm married with a kid now, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, man, I hate niggas. What you think it's a Disney movie or some shit? We don't hear no good endings.

[Pat]

Does your wife know about your past?

[Guest 2]

She knows some bits and pieces. I ain't going to detail with everything. Can't do that.

[Mike]

The past is a pass, huh?

[Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Guest 2]

Leave that in the past.

[Pat]

And you have no other contact with this sneaky link, right?

[Guest 2]

No, no, no.

[Mike]

I guess the biggest.

[Guest 2]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Guest 6]

When.

[Guest 2]

When we. When, when. When she. When I sent her that picture and she told me she gonna make it up to me. I did spend the block and hit one last time.

[Mike]

Time.

[Guest 2]

I needed that closure.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Guest 2]

Okay.

[Mike]

Well, that's. That's the old you, though. Are you a faithful man now? Is a bigger question.

[Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't play with my files, bro.

[Mike]

Put.

[Pat]

Let's.

[Mike]

Hey, man.

[Pat]

Hey.

[Mike]

The blessings, man.

[Pat]

Hey.

[Mike]

Life lessons for sure. Sure, man.

[Pat]

The up part is that we. This like, what our podcast gets clipped up, right? And the only thing people are going to hear is your first part and they're just gonna call you an. And a shitty person. So I apologize. Apologies in advance, brother, but.

[Guest 2]

Oh, it's all good.

[Pat]

I'm glad you're on the. On the straight and narrow.

[Guest 2]

Nah, it's all good. And I'm a Patreon listener. I was just listening to y' all last Patreon exclusive, so you with it. I know what's up. Yeah, yeah, I do. I don't like that small ass couch I'll be on, though. I need to get something a little bigger than that.

[Pat]

That's our LA studio. We gotta. We gotta get some bigger.

[Guest 2]

I know.

[Mike]

We gotta get some. We got to get some chairs. There we go. Talk to him now.

[Guest 2]

All right, bet.

[Pat]

All right. Appreciate you, bro. Peace.

[Guest 2]

And y' all should do like sonic and. And knuckles in the background.

[Mike]

Oh, that's fire. That's fire. We with it. We try.

[Guest 2]

No, I ain't got nothing else.

[Mike]

All right, You know what? Somebody. Somebody serious when they name drop like. All right, Mike. Yeah, yeah. Hello.

[Pat]

Yo.

[Guest 2]

What'S up?

[Pat]

What up? What up? Why are you laughing?

[Mike]

I tell you. Yo, what's the deal? It's all something totally different, bro. Don't. No main character syndrome over here. I literally just found out she was on the phone. All right. Question for you.

[Guest 3]

Okay, go ahead.

[Mike]

My bad, bro. That was hostile. Who or what is your biggest op?

[Guest 4]

Timothy Chalamet can't stand his ass.

[Mike]

All right, Go off.

[Guest 4]

Well, because, like, he. He's the same person in every single movie, and yet him and all his little fans say that he's better than everyone else. Like, even Leo. Like, come on, man.

[Mike]

What? Okay, why, like, why is this driving you crazy? Where does. Where does the hate root from? Where did it start?

[Guest 4]

Because I've seen him in a f. Like, his first few movies. What is it? Ladybird and I don't know what other one. That's the only memorable one, but it wasn't doing he. I'd never seen that. It looks boring.

[Mike]

He's doing this pretty good. I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[Pat]

But go ahead.

[Guest 4]

But, yeah, like, it just feels like he's giving off. Like, he's just. He doesn't even, like, make a Persona. It's just him walking in front of the camera just talking. Like, if it's a regular Tuesday, you.

[Mike]

Gotta watch Doom, bro. He really get down in doing.

[Pat]

So you're not with the. The new Marty supreme promos?

[Guest 4]

No, I'm not. Why am I gonna watch a movie about ping pong? Ping pong players?

[Mike]

What kind. What kind of movies you into?

[Guest 4]

I mean, not ping pong.

[Mike]

Like, what you into, bro. Who your favorite? Like, what's your favorite. Your favorite movie? Who your favorite actor? Like, what in comparison are we comparing Timothy to?

[Guest 4]

I mean, you gotta. You gotta agree with me. Cynthia, Revo and Wicked. Like, come on now.

[Mike]

I haven't seen Wicked yet, but you're comparing it. Like, I feel like that's not a fair comparison. It's two totally different. It's an actress, actor, different style of movies. Who else?

[Guest 4]

Okay, Robert Downey Jr. And Oppenheimer. I thought that was great.

[Mike]

Comparing him to Robert Downey Jr. Is crazy.

[Pat]

I don't think you're telling the truth.

[Guest 4]

Because he himself is already doing that.

[Mike]

There's a. There's something else that he's hating on.

[Pat]

There's something else that he did that's affects you personally that. That you hate. I don't know what it is.

[Mike]

Do you like the Kardashians?

[Guest 4]

Well, I like him.

[Pat]

You don't like Kylie?

[Guest 4]

I mean, Kylie's all right, but she's no Kim. Kim walked so Kylie could run.

[Mike]

We getting closer. We gotta figure this out. Did he like. Is there a movie that you watched him in in full and you just really hate it?

[Guest 4]

See, that's what I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of what other movie oh, actually, you know what? Yeah. What's that one movie? It's like a biopic of another singer. A complete unknown. Was boring. I couldn't finish it. I had to stop it halfway through.

[Mike]

All right, what's your. What's your final message to him, Timothy?

[Guest 4]

Shut up, man. Like, stop saying that. You're like the next Coming to Jesus or something. And just, you know, if you're doing good, let the fans and your movies talk. Don't say anything else. Just shut up. You're losing the award for yourself.

[Mike]

What about Eddie? Call him. Did he get White Boy a year or something?

[Pat]

That's what he got? What?

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. He got, like, white boy a year or something.

[Guest 4]

I don't even know what that means.

[Pat]

Are yours, like, friends? Like, overhyping them to you or something like that?

[Guest 4]

No, actually, there's a. My co worker overhypes them, and I'm like. Like, you need to calm down. Like, it's not all that.

[Mike]

Hey, hey, man.

[Pat]

It's your opinion, man. I can't even be mad at it.

[Mike]

Yeah, we can't. We can't even get mad at it. It sounds like you got more knowledge than us about the situation.

[Guest 4]

I mean, I don't know if that's a. I don't know if that's a backhanded compliment or not, but I'mma take it. Thank you.

[Pat]

Okay. All right, bro. You go up, man.

[Guest 4]

YouTube. Love the pod, man.

[Mike]

Appreciate you, bro.

[Pat]

Thank you, bro.

[Guest 3]

What up? What up, yo, what's poppin?

[Mike]

What's cracking, Brody?

[Guest 3]

Nothing here.

[Guest 6]

Just chilling.

[Guest 3]

You know how it is.

[Guest 1]

How y' all doing?

[Mike]

Welcome to Crashing Me's podcast.

[Guest 4]

Thank you.

[Guest 3]

Thank you. It's a pleasure, man. Thank you.

[Mike]

A pleasure. All right. Who or what is your biggest op.

[Guest 3]

Man, I gotta say, my pocket watching ass, homie, bro. Like, mind you, bro, I make a. I make a decent amount of money, right? And I got a homie who's always asking for a bug. And always, bro, when we go eat, he'd be like, I know you got money, bro. Can you give me a piece of food, right? And I don't mind, bro. I don't mind at all. You know what I'm saying? I feed the homies. But when you ask me every day.

[Mike]

For a piece of food, bro, a.

[Pat]

Piece of, like, a piece of, like, your food or just, like, a whole other meal that you're buying them?

[Guest 3]

Just, like, a whole other meal, bro. And they be going crazy, too. They'd be like, let me get a large, too. Like, I'm just trying to feed you, bro. You know what I mean? Like, I don't mind at all, bro.

[Mike]

You got money.

[Pat]

You say you don't mind, but obviously you do mine. It's okay to mine, too.

[Guest 3]

No, I don't. I. I don't mind if he's like, like, yo, bro, can I. Nah, he'd be going crazy, bro. Hey, yo, and, like, we go. We go pause. We go out to eat sometimes, bro, right? And he don't be telling me if I got him until the check get here.

[Mike]

Oh, damn.

[Guest 3]

Mind you, bro. He's my close friend, bro. He's my close friend. I've been trying to put him on because, bro, I'll be doing day trading and, like, I'll be working on the trades and type.

[Mike]

But he just.

[Guest 3]

But he's just lazy, bro.

[Mike]

Just elite trying to cut him off, man. How old are you?

[Guest 3]

I'm 21, bro. I just turned 21.

[Mike]

Oh, get rid of that, bro. Yeah, you back, bro. You 21. Want you. You want a bigger and better things, bro. He literally holding you back, bro.

[Pat]

Have you confronted him, bro?

[Guest 3]

Literally? Nah.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest 3]

But I'm not that type of person to, like, call out somebody, like, in front of everybody. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

Oh, you a hoe. Got it. No, this means I gotta motivate him, bro.

[Guest 3]

Yeah, no, I be trying, bro, but.

[Mike]

Like, no, no, ain't no trying, bro. Ain't no trying. The next time y' all go, I want you to take him out. Next time, I want you to take him out to eat on purpose. You go to the most expensive restaurant, and when a. And when a waiter get there, you say, me and him splitting the bill. And look that dead in his eyes, bro.

[Guest 3]

He's gonna imma try it, bro, but it's not gonna go good.

[Mike]

For who?

[Guest 6]

He just for me, bro.

[Pat]

You scared of him?

[Guest 3]

No, I'm not scared of him at all. It's just like, I don't want to look like a hoe.

[Pat]

You know what I mean?

[Mike]

What do you mean? How you gonna look like a hoe?

[Guest 3]

I'm just like, oh, we're gonna split. He's just like, what the. Like, you always get me.

[Mike]

What do you.

[Guest 3]

But now I get you, though. I'm try, though. I'm gonna try it.

[Mike]

Say that sentence again. What is he gonna say to you?

[Guest 4]

Like, I.

[Guest 3]

You always get me.

[Mike]

Like, come on, bro, don't sound. That's what that sound like to you?

[Guest 3]

Nah, I'm not like that. Like, I. He looks up to me. Like I'm Mr. Beast or something, bro.

[Pat]

Yeah, it's time to get rid of him, bro.

[Mike]

No list say leech, bro, you got to get rid of him, bro. He gonna do that for the rest of your life. You ain't even got that much money.

[Guest 3]

But yeah, what happened when you're right.

[Mike]

When your day trade and take off and you end up being a millionaire, he gonna still be there asking for money, bro. He never gonna do it on his own.

[Guest 3]

You right, but.

[Guest 4]

And that's.

[Guest 3]

Bro, that's what I've been trying to tell him. Like, he can't even feed off me, bro.

[Pat]

Like. Yeah, because you're gonna hold. You're gonna start holding like a lot of animosity towards him too.

[Guest 3]

Yes, exactly, bro. And bro, it's like he's not even trying to hide it. Sometimes we be. We'll be out. And sometimes he be with the, like, with the hoes, bro. Like, oh, yeah, he always get me. Like, he always got money on him. Like, blah, blah, blah. Like, bro, I got paid. I got bills to pay, bro. Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? I can't always get him.

[Mike]

Like, he might be using you. How tall is you, bro?

[Guest 6]

How.

[Guest 3]

How what?

[Mike]

How tall are you?

[Guest 3]

I'm like 510 on a good day.

[Mike]

Yeah, bro, he using you, bro?

[Guest 3]

Probably. I mean, he's like. He's like 5 7.

[Pat]

He's like, after already established what, he's using you.

[Mike]

He.

[Guest 3]

He's like. He's like 5 7, chubby, and he be trying to put me in there so he could get some. You know what I mean?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

He using you.

[Guest 6]

He using.

[Mike]

He get you around the girls. He using you to eat. Next thing you know, he going to be using you for real. He keep playing around.

[Pat]

My God.

[Guest 3]

Yeah, you right?

[Guest 6]

Hold on.

[Mike]

He's gonna wear you out. Let him take a little bit. He gonna take it off. Okay? So I want to say you. You never know what people going through, right? I recently seen a dude venting on Instagram that he's a black sheep. Sheep.

[Pat]

Okay?

[Mike]

And he's a black sheep of his family. Nobody respects him. They're actually envious of him going to college and pursuing his dreams. And he basically says they are mad because I won't give them money and I won't, quote, unquote, put them on. But they're put on is coming off as like, you know, like freeloading.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know, like some people ask you to put them on, but it's like, oh, you want me to put you? You all the way on the spot. Like right next to me with no work put in.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And we didn't grow up together type shit. So that's how he was like portraying his family. And like at the end of his rant he got. Maybe it was some back and forth that I missed, but he actually started tagging people like in his family. Yeah. And I clicked on one of the tags just to check all these stories is now I'm invested in the story. Like, damn, did one of them respond? And I finally found one cousin. One of his cousins responded it in a story and tagged him back. I'm looking at the story and he was like, bro, all this was over because granddad dropped 75 and you picked it up and you claim it was your 75. So that's why you should never believe people when they venting.

[Pat]

Bro.

[Mike]

There's always another side to the story when people vent and they don't express the other person's side and basically say, I see what they mean, but this is what I really mean. You know what I mean? Mean, but. Or they, but then they really switch it up when they be like, it was this, that and this and that. And then like, damn, what about the other side? Like you're not mentioning the other side enough for me to believe you.

[Pat]

Yeah. Is.

[Mike]

This is a very one sided thing.

[Pat]

I feel like that happens to me like when I was like dating in a sense where you can kind of judge sometimes a girl about how they talk about their ex. Because there's some girls that obviously the ex had done terrible things to them. But there's like a, a sense of peace that a woman has where it's like they're, they're. They say he was a shitty person but they don't continue saying like that over your relationship or that remind me like any bad thing that happens, that's. That reminded me of this person that reminded me of my ex, that remind me of my ex. And he was that type of thing. I think it shows a level of like healing when you like even as guys too. Like a level of healing when you don't. You don't have to bad, bad mouth your ex all the time in a sense. Especially when you have that first, first who you dating conversation. I feel like that shouldn't really have to reoccur. Negative. The negative stuff of the relationship need.

[Mike]

To recur and that just sometimes goes off the selection of your partner.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like the, like your, your partner's selection process. And you know, I mean that might make me look at myself differently.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I'm saying? It's just like, okay, you hated all of your exes, right? And you. You told me about five dudes. They all did you wrong. Okay. Even if they all did you wrong, there has to be something you felt like you did wrong, and then you never felt wrong about it. You're not telling me, hey, it might have been because I was doing such and such, and I never hear that. And it was him, him, him, him, him. Not only two things could be true.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Right. It's either you're lying and you did something to, like, actually help with the process of not being with that person, or you just don't know how to pick them. And maybe I'm number six and I'm fucked up, too.

[Pat]

There's. There's literally certain conversations I've had on dates where it's like, they'll be describing what. Why their last relationship didn't work out, and then you, like, start scratching your head. Like, I kind of do that, too.

[Mike]

That's the worst.

[Pat]

Yeah. But you kind of have to just make it through the date and. Or whatever type of goal you're trying to get to.

[Mike]

Yeah. I mean, we just had a girl on a podcast that did that. And, like, men do it too is where they're telling you a story about why something didn't work. Work.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I literally had a dude just be like, bro, I literally cheated one time, and I was only three months in, and she found out seven months in and still broke up with me.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Just like, bro, she don't trust you.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, what you. Like, what you want me to do with this situation? Like, what advice you want me to give you? Or just like, oh, yeah, like the girl we had on earlier, she's like, oh, yeah, he pays all the bills and stuff like that, but he want me to. He want me to not go out and club.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. Like, his money kind of like, what do you think comes with that territory?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Unless you entered a relationship. 50.

[Pat]

50.

[Mike]

And it turned into that. If you start looking for someone that's gonna provide for you.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Then it's gonna come with some, like, probably nine out of 10 times, I.

[Pat]

Feel like, too, like, that should be a compatibility thing, too. Like, if you like going out, find somebody that likes going out. That's it. If you don't like going out that much, find somebody that doesn't like going out that much. I know sometimes times dudes and girls can be like, they kind of can fake it a little. Bit like the. The how much they do go out, how much they don't go out. But I. I still think in this age, it's like, you're not gonna talk to do like. Like, only like. Like, if you guys are. What's the word I'm looking for? Exclusive, Right?

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

[Pat]

But if you guys are exclusive, right, and you can tell in, like, two months if this goes, like, he goes out or he doesn't go out a lot, but.

[Mike]

But even then, they could just ask.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And, like, most people are pretty honest about nobod much. They go out.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No dude's gonna lie to you or no woman's gonna lie to you. Be like, I go out this much and then actually exceed that. Actually, I'm lying. They do everybody be lying.

[Pat]

Yeah. Everybody over. I do think as, like, people in general, we undersell sometimes. Like, the. The things we do that might be deemed as, like, negative in a sense. Yeah.

[Mike]

Because you want the person to like you when you never had to do that. Like, literally, bro. Y'.

[Guest 6]

All.

[Mike]

Y' all four months in, and you're still telling her you love to go camping. Like, come on, let it go, bro. You never picture 10 in your life.

[Pat]

Go. Go on another camping trip this weekend, man. Utah. This time in Wyoming, because he was trying to get some butt, man.

[Mike]

Taking beautiful pictures in Utah, knowing he want to be on 2k. Bro. Just be yourself, bro. Find a. Find a girl that love games.

[Pat]

Sometimes you can, like, find a new hobby through the. The person you meet as well. Well, you know that. Yeah, I think, because you might not like hiking, and you might kind of, like, blemish how much you do like hiking.

[Mike]

Right.

[Pat]

And, like, the girl you with, she loves hiking. So now you're hiking all the time. You can. You can fall in love with hiking.

[Guest 6]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But you.

[Pat]

It should.

[Mike]

I'm saying it shouldn't be something you hate, though.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know, if you hate really. If you really hate outdoors.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's okay to admit that. And I think that's the first problem with a lot of people is that they're afraid to admit that. And they say, if I have this, then I won't do that. That's not true. Like, oh, if I was in a relationship, I wouldn't like to go out as much. It's like, bro, you'd be out to, like, 5:00am yeah. You love this, bro. Like me, I love going out. I would never lie to a woman again. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like everybody's lied or like, undersoul how much they love going out. And I was like, I will never, like, you know, confuse somebody like that again. I love going out.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If my friends are out, like, I hope you want to go with me. Like, I love the night.

[Pat]

Huh? Some nights.

[Mike]

Some nights.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Some nights is just for the guys. You know what I'm saying? And like. And in saying that, you got to find a woman that does that and also does that. You know what I'm saying? Like, not understands that. Because when you go with the. Understands, understandings can change.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No, I need somebody that does that and practices that so they know the importance. And night I like to go out. You like to go out with your girls so you understand how important a girls night is. You understand how important strip clubs shake it.

[Pat]

People are cool with that, though. Like, people have those relationship dynamics where, like, they don't care if their guy goes to the strip club. Yeah.

[Mike]

Or they'll go with them. Yeah. They slapping ass too.

[Pat]

They have to go with them.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

That, that. Sometimes that seems like a vibe, but it's like, I feel like I would be personally be like, like, what can I do and what can't I do? It's like a conversation. Like you don't want to ask because it's like, you don't be like, hey, can I.

[Mike]

You slowly doing it. So when you first get in there, you ignoring all the girls. Like, they kind of stinking here, don't they? And then you see. No, she talking about it smell good. You be like, it do smell good.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It must have been the bathroom.

[Mike]

It must have been like, somebody must have did something. Then a girl start dancing by you. Like, ah, I would never. I wouldn't talk to no girl like that. She be like, I would. She fine as hell. You know what? She is fine. Hell, I didn't even see, like, come over here. Then she get the shaking ass. You like, oh, man. She be like, I'm about to touch you. She be like, I was about to say the same.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You start going too crazy. She like, I say that. I say, no private dance without me.

[Pat]

You getting a lap dance. You got to keep the straightest face.

[Mike]

This not better than yours, baby. Yo, jiggle, way better.

[Pat]

You gotta maintain eye contact.

[Mike]

Yup. I've been giving an 8 out of 10. That's the best I've had, bro.

[Pat]

I just won't even rank their best. The best lap dance they ever got.

[Mike]

Yeah. Like, I don't, you know, but the. The crazy thing about Situations like that is sometimes they lead to arguments. That's why you should always have the talk in full. I love talking through scenarios. Like if, if you can think of a scenario with your significant other, you should talk about it. I think that's so healthy to be like, oh, I just thought of this. If we were here and I did this and you did this, what would happen?

[Pat]

I hate arguing over hypotheticals, but.

[Mike]

No, it's not about arguing over hypotheticals, but sometimes, like having that conversation before stops. Because sometimes the moment can be the depth of the relationship.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And like, maybe that a little annoying. Like, back and forth, like, oh, if we had kids, I wouldn't want them to do such and such or such and such. Now you know. You know what I'm saying? Now you know they don't. They. They would never yell at their kids. So now you mad seven years later because your wife don't like you yelling at the kids? She told you that, Bro.

[Pat]

I've legit had arguments about that before. My, like, past relationships where I'll say something online. It'd be like a hypothetical. It'd be like, I think one time we talked about it was like the only fans thing. Would you date the only fans person or would you do only fans for $4 million?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I was like, I don't know. Yeah. In real life, she asked me that. I was like, I don't know. And it was like. That was like an argument. It's like, what do you mean you don't. I, I. Cuz I personally don't know what I would do in certain situations if there was money put in front of me. There's obviously some hard things. There's like. Kill a family member. No, I would never do. I'm just saying. I'm just. I'm just saying that's not off the.

[Mike]

Table, but it would be a crazy amount of money and a crazy amount of immunity. But you know what I'm saying?

[Pat]

No, that's so crazy.

[Mike]

How is that crazy?

[Pat]

N not. I can't even trust this dude. Oh, you got an off mic. Like, what?

[Guest 2]

You ain't.

[Mike]

You ain't got cousins like mine, man.

[Pat]

No, I'm talking about just even me in general.

[Mike]

No, no, I would. Come on, man. It would take. It wouldn't take no money. Wait, am I saying this right? It would take a crazy amount of money.

[Pat]

No, that's crazy.

[Mike]

Like, bro, you got like.

[Pat]

Honestly, I think if somebody presented that to me, that said a billion dollars to have somebody assassinate Pat. Right. I would say no, but I also then will come to you and be like, what did you do first? Before I say no, I'll come to you like, what did you do that some people. Somebody put a billion dollars on your.

[Mike]

Okay, let me tell you the difference between me and you, brother. If somebody put. Put a billion on your head, I just give you a head start. Like, come on now, bro.

[Pat]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

Hey, I gotta text you. This is my boy. I ain't even gonna surprise him. I'm gonna give him a chance to get away. Cause a billion on your head, like, yes, it has to be done. Because if a billionaire is telling me to get you, I'm next. What, you think I'm saying no to a nigga that just put a billion on your head? I might not leave that building.

[Pat]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

Would you rather be me or somebody else?

[Pat]

N. As bad as your friend does it. No.

[Mike]

For real?

[Pat]

Hell no. All right. We're about to do our own little throwback here, I think.

[Mike]

I think, Dirk, the biggest difference between white people and black people protesting is white people be trying to get caught. Black people actually run. Like when the. You know, when the cops break that line, like, all right, everybody go to. White people be dropping to their knees.

[Guest 6]

I shall not leave.

[Mike]

They handcuff they self to a building. Like, what the. You arresting yourself? We gotta go. Ashley, get in the car. I now, you know, it's funny. I now regret that clip. Only in knowing that handcuffing yourself to some shit is the toughest shit you can do.

[Pat]

You think so?

[Mike]

That's, like, so disrespectful to a cop. Like, a cop already want to arrest somebody. It's like, no, I'm about to make you arrest me, bro. Bro, I'm about to arrest myself. Come get me. Come get me. You weak. So then when, you know, when a cop put you in cuffs. I already been in cuffs, bro.

[Pat]

Yeah. Now they're struggling to get the cuffs off.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. It's like, bro, take. Take me downtown, bro. At some point, like, if you know you're going to jail, I feel like it's just best to start bossing the cops around. Put me in the back seat, bro.

[Pat]

It only works for some people.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Don't say that.

[Pat]

Don't get. Don't. Hey, don't get too.

[Mike]

Don't get too confident, you know? Sometime this m be making me forget I'm black. I be like, talking like, ah, I probably get. Talk like that. They gonna beat the out of me, go get pulled over like, huh, huh? You think you run us? Huh? I heard the podcast. I feel like every cop. Go ahead.

[Pat]

I was gonna say my. I feel like a lot of my police interactions, I obviously haven't had one in. In a while. Knock on. On wood. But I think mines are like always. I always think about. I think I'm in the position now. It's just like if they're doing something that I deem, like, wrong, I'm just. If you want to arrest me, take me to jail. I'm just saying, just go ahead.

[Mike]

Clip that.

[Pat]

Just go ahead. I just said at this point, just go ahead. I just feel like I have so many means of like, defending myself when it. When it counts.

[Mike]

I'm not begging. Yeah, that over with.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Guest 4]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Especially if I think you in the wrong. I'm not begging.

[Pat]

Yeah, go do what you gotta do.

[Mike]

Once I use my little TikTok shit that I learned, like, go get your supervisor.

[Pat]

I don't have to do.

[Mike]

Do that and you break one of the rules. I'm done begging, bro. I'll see you in court, bro. This is about to be my toughest assignment.

[Pat]

Yeah, you got just put in my life.

[Mike]

I'm about to sue the out you, bro. I'm about to sue you so bad. You're not even gonna have your taser on you when you're on the field. I own that dog the suit. I'm about to sue you for that.

[Pat]

Forge you got Internet shaming is. Is becoming a good thing now, I think so. There was this. This couple. Couple on the Internet and I guess he's a. He was a white male and he's dating a black woman. Right. And then a person in the marines or something like that commented on their. On their video and they called her a N word lover. Hard er. Right. And so then they made another video, put his name on there, found out where his military base is, called his supervisor, find out where they worked at and stuff like that. That and those like with those videos. I love it because. But the main thing, I really want to see how like, I wish there was a camera that follows the person so I can see how that really affected their life. Yeah, I like when people like get caught like that because it's like people talk so tough on the Internet and just like to see them in real person just to let other people know, like these people that be. You be arguing on the Internet with that you be getting mad or worked up on the Internet and be calling you names and like that on the Internet. Internet. Some of These dudes are just geeks. Like, no personality and nothing like that.

[Mike]

I would say, like 99 of them are like all the real people that would. Do they not on the Internet like that. And they definitely not arguing on the Internet. Now you can run into that 1%. Like, for some reason, this dude, there's.

[Pat]

Some people to talk spice.

[Mike]

He lived deep in Compton, but he's just good in tech.

[Pat]

And he got.

[Mike]

He got a burner account with 210,000 followers. And you think you just talking to a page and he actually come do something to you. So be careful out there.

[Pat]

I just feel the people shouldn't allow social media to, like, bully. Like, you should.

[Mike]

Obviously, people turn the computer off.

[Pat]

No, I'm just. No, seriously, though, in the sense of like, just know these people don't have real lives. Like, the people that talk about you on the Internet, bro, that something is wrong with. I've never left a negative comment about something somebody like, unprovoked, if it wasn't like, funny or. What negative comment did I leave?

[Mike]

Huh?

[Pat]

What negative comment did I leave?

[Mike]

You always do, bro.

[Pat]

What negative comment?

[Mike]

I'm talking about you send them to me, though.

[Pat]

That's different, though. I don't mind, though. I'm just saying though, like, if I don't want to ever, like, if I have a thought about something, I do judge a lot, you know, I judge people sometimes. Yeah, right. But it's more like usually it's kind of like a funny judging. It's not like anything that would make me treat that person differently. Yeah, but to write a negative comment under somebody's like, degrading them. Not even like an opinion or something like that, but like, degrading them.

[Mike]

I don't want. I don't want to ever write a negative comment on somebody. Shit. One is because I could be wrong.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? I could type some shit and then go back and be like, damn, I can't believe I said that shit. Like, damn, my bad. So I don't even want to put myself in that situation.

[Pat]

Yeah, well, I think people are going to write disagreements, obviously. Like, I'm not saying that. I'm just like. Like, for instance, there was this couple that got. I guess they got married or something like that. It was a skinny, skinny dude, dude and a bigger woman. Right. And anytime I see videos, stuff like that, that pop up my suggestion.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I already know that it's not for a good reason, because it's a regular person's account. Why am I. Why does this have this many, way more shares than it does likes. Yeah, you know, like that. So they were like, obviously they were cooking the. The bigger girl and stuff like that because the dude was like, skinny and then she was bigger and stuff like that. But I'm just like, even in that sense of. It's like, why do people even need. Feel the need to comment on some.

[Mike]

You know, what's funny is like, like, like that grows.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And that's why I get mad at people that don't delete comments. I'm telling you, I've been to a video where I'm watching a video and I'm like, I know there's negative comments on this video. Thousand percent, just like you just said. But when I go to the comments, it's nothing but positive comments. But you're like, damn, this video got 200, 000 likes and 70 comments. Like, the ratio don't match up. And they deleted all the comments. So now anybody that has anything that they feel like they want to say negative, they probably won't. Because most people just like to jump into some. Yeah, they look at the first comment and the first comment got 200 likes and it's the most liked comment and it's a negative comment. Now that person that was on the fence about putting a negative comment, now here they come trying to blow up. I know people be trying to blow up off Instagram comments. I know somebody that comment on every single thing.

[Pat]

That's the thing.

[Mike]

And they being derogatory to every video because only because they trying to go viral. Viral.

[Pat]

Because you're incentivized, especially because you can see how many likes your stuff gets and people want those views on their page. So people are incentivized to make a comment, whether positive or. Or negative. But I don't know, do y'. All.

[Mike]

But yeah, do y'.

[Pat]

All.

[Mike]

News though. Big disappointment struck fans of world football star Lionel Messi in India, who reportedly paid for expensive tickets but could not see the idol. The situation sparked anger amongst fans who felt aggrieved, especially after a huge effort and expense was spent just to see Messi's performance. And some, the first comment is the scammers got scammed, but it was so stupid, like, he didn't show up. So they tore up the stadium. It's like, okay, now he's really not coming back.

[Pat]

Now some people, I think especially those, like different countries where they don't see those celebrities that, that come there often. That's why those shows be so hyped. People be wondering, like, why the shows be so hype in, like, the. All those European countries and stuff like that? Like, this artist probably comes here once. Once. Once every five years, once every three years.

[Mike]

And there's no other people that are coming there. Like, I. I want to go out and say, lebron's never been to India.

[Pat]

I can think he's been to India.

[Mike]

You think LeBron's been to India?

[Pat]

India is a pretty island. A too big of a.

[Mike]

You think? Let's see.

[Pat]

I feel like he'd been to India randomly.

[Mike]

LeBron.

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India.

[Mike]

LeBron has significant connection to India. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Has he ever been there, though? Had LeBron ever been to India? I don't think he's been there, though. He got. He got a connection. They love him over there, though.

[Pat]

Now I feel like India is just such a big country. You know, they say India is going to be in like five, six years. India's gonna be the largest English LeBron.

[Mike]

Hasn'T had a major, widely publicized trip to India. Oh, yes. But he got strong ties to him.

[Pat]

I feel like if you went to India, we would know.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Pat]

He's going on a private vacation to India.

[Mike]

Come on, man.

[Pat]

No, I'm just saying I feel like when it's not like you don't record it. Yeah, yeah. How many people go to the. Any different country, especially in an exclusive, like a country that nobody really visited. I think me going to Sweden and. And not. There's no video proof of that. I was there.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That's how I knew he hasn't been to India. I feel like I would have heard about that one.

[Pat]

Why would you think you would hear about it? Why do you think if you hear about it?

[Mike]

I'm just saying, like, LeBron going to India. I feel like there will be a time where people would take that video, because that's a country to me. Obviously, like, with the messy thing, like, not a lot of celebrities go to. So, like, when there's.

[Pat]

They just had a rolling loud there.

[Mike]

But I'm saying, like, not a lot of celebrities like Lionel Messi, because he's like. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's from a different country and he's like a superstar. He's not just in America.

[Pat]

He's not a big tourism country, I feel like.

[Mike]

Correct. So it's like him being there and other celebrities not going as much makes it even bigger than him being there. Like, if Messi came to la, right and like people got notified exactly what restaurant he was in. Even though it would be a mob. It wouldn't be as big as a mob as Tulsa, Oklahoma.

[Pat]

No, I feel that.

[Mike]

You know what I'm saying? Not many people. People sliding through there.

[Pat]

I feel it.

[Mike]

But we might.

[Pat]

Anyway. Yeah, that's been the podcast. Make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon. It is half off this month. YouTube viewers, we're dropping the Patrick Cloud episode on Saturday.

[Mike]

He cloud the goat on Saturday.

[Pat]

So make sure you guys tune into that one. Yeah, what else we got to promote?

[Mike]

Y' all know who Patrick Cloud is? He's the one that started Roast Me and like all that. They got dad jokes on there and it's clips we posted Kev on stage in there, there. Obviously you see him on like our last clip, but just giving you like a heads up, you've definitely seen him before. If. If you don't recognize the name. And then like, obviously y' all that do recognize the name know how goated he is.

[Pat]

And then live show Chicago again. Appreciate y' all for selling out. Our first show, like a month, like almost like a month and a half before we even announced it on the social media like that. We probably posted it twice.

[Mike]

We still had. We're supposed to do like, that's what y' all up by selling out too early, y'. All. I don't want to tell y' all not to sell out too early, but y' all a funny promo. We had a funny promo to put out, but now I guess, you know, we'll save it for, you know, obviously we're going to do bigger shows. We're doing a small venue on purpose. Our first goal was to sell out. You know, we're gonna take that easy trophy, you know what I'm saying? We just sold out, so. But we're obviously going to do bigger venues and obviously we're going to come more places. So like. And it's still going to be exclusive. We're not going to also go on like a big ass tour. Tour.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I just want y' all to know.

[Pat]

It'S probably gonna be like, we're like 10, 15 cities.

[Mike]

Yeah, I would say 10 to 15 a year.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, we. We're not right now, we not like about to do like a 25 city tour. Like some of the comedians be like, date, date, date, date, date.

[Pat]

We're trying to do a after event in Chicago as well. So if you're in Chicago and you know any venues that would want to like do like, we're trying to do, like a meet and greet there. Yeah, yeah, like a bar lounge type of area. So if y' all know any places, hit us up.

[Mike]

No hugs, bro.

[Pat]

All right, y'. All. That's with the episode. Peace.