Should This Be Normalized?

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast – Episode 231: "Should This Be Normalized?"

Release Date: November 5, 2025
Hosts: Patrick Johnson (Pat) and Michael Esiobu (Mike)

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Episode Overview

In this raucous, candid episode, Pat and Mike dive headfirst into the question: "What should be normalized?" as they riff through a series of wild audience call-ins, debate trending headlines, muse on sports betting ethics, and dissect relationship taboos. The show’s signature blend of humor and edgy banter welcomes surprise guest perspectives—from committed side pieces and truck drivers to women dating inmates—and takes unexpected turns, all while poking fun at pop culture, social norms, and their own antics.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Insights

1. Screen Sizes and "Freaky" Activities (01:09–02:37)

• The hosts debate appropriate devices for watching porn, ridiculing the idea of using big screens or Chromecasting.
  • Pat: “There should be no porn on your laptop. Like, that’s too freaky.” (01:10)
  • Mike: “Do you think the dudes that like Chromecast that their TV are freaky?” (01:36)
  • Pat: “That’s so fucking freaky. To Chromecast something—that means you gotta stay horny through technical difficulties.” (01:39)

2. Outrageous News: The STD Monkeys (04:24–06:14)

• Pat and Mike riff on the headline of monkeys with STDs escaping after a truck crash in California.
  • Pat: “...Why are there monkeys with STDs being driven...around California? Let’s say they already exist. There’s nothing you can do about the STD monkeys—the gonorrhea gorillas, Ms. Mom.” (05:25)
  • Pat: “Oh, it’s the chlamydia climbers. What’s going on?” (06:10)
• The hosts express disbelief at the absurdity yet believability of modern news.

3. Should Athletes Get a Cut from Sports Betting Wins? (06:26–8:06)

• Mike posits whether athletes should earn money from bets placed on them.
  • Pat: “Only if they win an award because of that...if you bet on [a player] to win MVP and he wins, then I feel like he should get a cut of that money.” (06:41)
  • They debate fairness, the effects of direct incentives on performance, and ethical issues.

4. Sports Fixing & Actor-Level Flopping (08:21–11:14)

• Discussion of suspicious sports behavior and betting scandals:
  • Pat: “Every time I see a player that’s been accused of that, the acting job...is fucking terrible.” (09:11)
  • They riff on convoluted game-fixing attempts and laugh about how poorly some athletes “throw” games.

5. Social Dynamics: Going Out for Fun vs. "The Play" (12:15–17:32)

• Pat rails against friends who only go out with “plays” (hookup attempts) in mind.
  • Pat: “...We have the biggest problem doing this is go out—your first intention is to have fun. If [not], you need to change your plans.” (12:36)
  • Stories about being an unwilling wingman in odd locations, men overanalyzing signals, and etiquette around friends’ significant others.

6. Relationship Boundaries and Touchy Friends (15:53–18:42)

• Pat’s “old school” take: Avoid being overly physical with friends’ partners.
  • Pat: “If that’s my friend’s girlfriend...there’s some space in between. There’s some respect.” (15:53)
  • They muse on “overly flirtatious” wives and couple dynamics—how the “weirdest” couples sometimes last longest.
  • Pat: “Nobody got this Disney-ass energy y’all got going on. Love you, babe. I’ma go start the car...Yeah, you about to fuck somebody else in the car.” (18:34)

7. Normalizing "Taboo" Topics—Call-in Round

Side Piece Culture (23:42–29:32)

• Caller advocates for normalizing side pieces:
  • Caller: "I make the person happy and I send them back home one time...it's a partnership kind of thing going on. They should just normalize it and stop getting mad about it." (23:53)
  • She details her ongoing arrangement and why she feels she's "winning" as a side piece.
  • Pat: “We got another lost soul, everybody.” (29:26)

Dating Inmates (39:05–46:51)

• Another caller says dating incarcerated partners should be normalized:
  • Caller: "We should normalize dating inmates. People who are incarcerated." (39:09)
  • She recounts meeting her man through mutual friends, holding it down during his sentence, and addresses stigma versus “free” guys.
  • “My bills are paid. I know you—you good. You ain’t gotta worry about them. They aren’t even getting any bills paid.” (46:25)

Other Suggestions from Callers

• Men Sitting to Pee: “They need to start sitting down when they pee. At least in a public restroom.” (34:54)
  • Leads to hilarious anecdotes about aiming mishaps and “proposing to the toilet” (36:29).
• Eating Ass: “If you love your lady enough, you’ll get down there and eat that, bro.” (48:58)
  • Spirited (and graphic) debate about what couples are or aren’t “strong enough” to do in the bedroom.
• Men Wearing Dresses: One caller wants to “objectify” men—“I just imagine men in, you know, tight little dresses and stuff.” (56:03)
  • Even she’s not clear if she’d actually date a man who already dresses like this.
• Not Laughing at Coworkers’ Jokes: “We should normalize not laughing at our coworkers’ stupid jokes at work. Just let them know, that sucks, bro.” (54:13)

8. Worst Halloween Costumes (30:51–32:59; 58:44–59:57)

• A blind ref (who is actually blind), and a man dressed as a singular sperm cell.
  • Caller: “He had no stripes. It was a black tee and jeans and he had an NFL hat on. His boy had a whole getup...They lied to this man.” (32:50)
  • Hilarity ensues as they break down the oddity and tastelessness.

9. Group Behavior, Money, and Clubs (75:15–80:39)

• Being forced to follow reckless drivers, group leader woes, and people exploiting bottle service at clubs.
  • Pat: “The worst is when someone invites you to their section and you look at them and it’s only y’all two in a section. And they bring him the bottle menu and he open it up like it’s a team effort.” (78:55)
  • They skewer the etiquette of inviting too many people to a club section or bringing charity cases for “the vibe.”

10. Managing Adulthood and Money (68:17–72:31)

• Real talk about why fewer people borrow money as adults, the shame in asking, and the importance of budgeting.
  • Mike: "I was spending like fifteen hundred dollars a month on like outside food—not groceries, not just—purely like restaurants and foods I can make at home." (71:26)
  • They encourage listeners to track expenses and avoid “quietly broke” friends.

11. Generational Gaps in Language and Parenting (60:17–61:50)

• Stories about their parents misusing American slang: “My dad said ‘pause’ for the first time this weekend. And he used it right.” (61:16)
  • The hosts share laughs about African parent expressions and the humor of linguistic misunderstanding.

12. Trending News & Viral Clips (66:19–67:32)

• MTV canceling “Ridiculousness” after 46 seasons, and why “reaction video” culture has replaced shows like AFV.
  • Mike: "They got 46 seasons. That's goated and shout to Rob. That's a lot of money." (67:25)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “There should be no porn on your laptop. Like, that’s too freaky.” – Pat (01:10)
• “Oh, it’s the chlamydia climbers. What’s going on?” – Pat (06:10)
• “If you love your lady enough, you’ll get down there and eat that, bro.” – Caller (48:58)
• “We got another lost soul, everybody.” – Pat to a side-piece caller (29:26)
• “We should normalize dating inmates. People who are incarcerated.” – Caller (39:09)
• “No, the worst is when someone invites you to their section and you look at them and it’s only y’all two in a section. They bring him the bottle menu and he open it like it’s a team effort.” – Pat (78:55)
• “Men need to start sitting down when they pee—at least in a public restroom. Whatever you do at home, do that. But man, you can't aim, man.” – Caller (34:54)
• “We should normalize not laughing at our coworkers’ stupid jokes at work...” – Caller (54:13)
• “There’s less friends asking you to borrow money [now]; in college, that was like, ‘let me borrow $10 to your friend you met a year ago.’” – Mike (68:17)
• “My dad said ‘pause’ for the first time this weekend. And he used it right.” – Pat (61:16)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:09 – Porn screen size etiquette
• 04:24 – News segment: STD monkeys on the loose
• 06:26 – Should athletes get a cut of sports bets?
• 08:21 – Sports fixing and bad acting
• 12:15 – The social perils of “the play” when going out
• 23:42 – Call-ins: normalizing side pieces
• 39:05 – Call-in: normalizing dating inmates
• 34:54 – Call-in: normalizing sitting to pee
• 48:58 – Call-in: normalizing “eating ass”
• 56:03 – Call-in: normalizing men in dresses
• 54:13 – Normalizing not laughing at coworkers’ terrible jokes
• 68:17 – Adult money & budgeting talk
• 75:15 – Group behavior, bottle service, and club etiquette

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Tone & Vibe

• Authentically unfiltered. Candid takes, explicit humor, and irreverent tangents define the episode.
• Engaging and interactive. Frequent live call-ins show the show’s real connection to its audience.
• Playful but occasionally thought-provoking. Beneath the jokes, the hosts succeed at highlighting evolving relationships, money, and social class.

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In Summary

This episode is a wild ride from taboo topics like side-piece relationships and inmate dating to hilarious takes on social etiquette, sports betting, club dynamics, and everyday absurdities. Frequent call-ins keep the energy high and unpredictable, sprinkled with quotable moments and a humorously honest look at what might—or might not—deserve normalization in today’s world.

Perfect for listeners who love relatable, unfiltered conversations with plenty of laughs and surprising vulnerability.

Transcript

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[A]

Do you feel like there's activities that are meant for just the phone and your laptop?

[B]

Like, are you saying like sometimes just your phone?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And then sometimes just your laptop?

[A]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

There should be no porn on your laptop. Like, that's too freaky.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

Yeah. On the laptop. It's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, I think because you might. It depends on, like, how you're doing it. If you're in bed, you might have that laptop on your stomach.

[B]

But when do you need to get that freaky where you need that big of a screen? Porn is like a very small screen activity. Anything over the biggest iPhone size or Android size.

[A]

So do you think the dudes that like Chromecast that they're a TV or freaky?

[B]

That's freaky as fuck. That's so fucking freaky. To Chromecast something like, you know how consecutively horny you have to be to do that? You know how, like, much time it takes to do that? Like, to Chromecast something that means you gotta stay horny through technical difficulties. Like, hold on, let me do this. And then you get done doing that and you still ready to go at it. It's crazy. And what video do you got? That's this 4K nigga.

[A]

No, I definitely, I feel like definitely people do that when, like the sex tapes drops.

[B]

You think that, you think that matters though, with, with porn, what the definition of the video, because I see some porn videos will have like, or like 4k on it.

[A]

Like, high definition. Like, I feel like this too good. Like, if it's too cinematic, it's like, nice. Yeah. You want a little grainy or shit?

[B]

I really fudge with this character, bro. Why is she getting fucked?

[A]

Like. Anyway, welcome to crash dummies, episode 231. I'm Mike. We got Pat here, we got Gene. Here we go. Live show. Chicago live show is live. And the link in the description, you can either go to crashdummiespodcast.com and it should be like the first thing in the. In the. The links we have in our stuff. And then. Yeah, it's gonna be. Things gonna be a good show.

[B]

No, no, pop out. From now on, when you come on this podcast, you're not allowed to talk unless you got a live show ticket. Until the people that are not in Chicago. Huh?

[A]

What about the people that are not in Chicago?

[B]

At least send me a DM. Like, bro.

[C]

@ least an excuse.

[B]

Yeah, I was. I live in Florida, bro.

[A]

No, we see the. The demographics in our. On the back ends in the analytics, so we know there's a lot of people in Chicago. So we expect the show to sell out. We're going to do live listener callers there. We're going to have, like, exclusive merch as well.

[C]

So they can still be involved.

[A]

Yeah. Or. Oh, yeah, people can still be about.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Technically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we. We got. We got a lot of surprises for y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

We got things that you're. We're going to do that you're not going to expect us to do. We're gonna have dj.

[A]

I might.

[B]

Dj Mike might. DJ might. Obviously I'm gonna do some stand up. We're gonna do some crowd work. So I feel like there's gonna be a lot of crowd involvement. So go out there and get those tickets. You're gonna be a part of history. Might make a viral clip. Yeah.

[A]

All right. Subscribe to Patreon. Yeah, Just dropped a bonus episode and a Patreon episode last week. So, you know, we're dropping extra content there. So make sure.

[B]

Worth your money, man. Keep spending.

[A]

We're done. We're done selling to them.

[B]

All right. This is. I just want to say this is the fucked up thing about America that is so annoying is some of the headlines we have are actually crazy, but it's believable. So it swept under the rug. And there was one headline that I couldn't get out of my head. All weekend. There was a truck that crashed over the weekend somewhere in California. In that truck there were 17 illegal monkeys. I mean, the animal, everybody. I don't know what type of ladies y', all, but like actual monkeys.

[D]

And.

[B]

All 17 other monkeys or whatever had STDs. What the fuck?

[A]

Oh, was that with the story with the lady killed one of the monkeys?

[B]

I'm not sure if those are connected, but that would be crazy. That'd be believable.

[A]

I think. So. Go ahead. Sorry, I interrupted the flow.

[B]

No, no, you didn't interrupt the flow, but I'm just saying, like, why are there monkeys with STDs being driven in the box truck around California? Let's say they already exist. There's nothing you can do about the STD monkeys. You, the gonorrhea, got gorillas, Ms. mom.

[A]

Says she shot and killed at large monkey to protect her children. This was the monkeys that escaped after a truck overturned last week.

[B]

Yes. It's just like, what the fuck is going on?

[A]

I think those might have been like. You think those, like, test ones, they're.

[C]

Trying to cure, like STDs or whatever with that, like monkeys, but they escaped.

[A]

So what are the chances of those things happening? Like you said, overturning with monkeys that have STDs.

[B]

Oh, it's the chlamydia climbers. The is going on.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

No, that's so crazy. But that's what I'm saying. I know you're not gonna get on. I put my ten for your hat on.

[A]

Oh, I got a question for you, Pat. With all the. The gambling, bet and stuff that's going on in sports, do you think athletes should get a percentage of the money that's won off them?

[B]

Only if they win an award because of that. So, like, if you bet on Shay Gilric Alexandra to win mvp.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he wins MVP and people get money off him getting mvp, then I feel like he should get a cut of that money that the people won. Like a percentage. Oh, the percentage goes to the player that achieved MVP or the team that won the finals that you bet on. But like, as far as, like me betting you over, then n you, you ain't getting a percentage of shit ball out, loner, good looking.

[A]

I'm just saying. Would you think that would change anything in sports? Like, change the way players play or like, say they can only. I don't know if I'm using the right terminology where you can only get money if you. You from the overs. The people that bet you're over talking.

[B]

About commission, I feel like that.

[A]

That's excellent.

[B]

That's. I feel like that's up betting. Because the whole point of me betting someone's under is that he's playing in an 82 game season, and I'm hoping he doesn't take this game as serious. Yeah, but now you're giving him a bonus if he goes over, so I feel like that's unfair to me because I'm betting his under. Yeah, you're giving him extra motivation, but.

[A]

Then you're not with them. Do you think it's fair that athletes. People can bet on athletes, and athletes can make people money, but they can't make money from their performances, like, through betting.

[B]

No, the people are putting up their money.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's their money.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I'm saying?

[B]

It's just like anything. It's just like wall. It's like the simplest form of Wall street betting is it's like you put in 300 to what you think is a good investment, and you hope it hits. It has nothing to do with that person. And it's in the entertainment industry.

[A]

Yeah. Do you think the sports leagues are gonna be, like, on high alert right now? There was just a UFC fighter, too, that they canceled all bets for and returned money to because. Because of, like, possible fixing of fights. Like, there was shit he was doing the fight where. I think his name is Isaac something, but there was shit he was doing during the fight like an amateur wouldn't do. Like, there's just certain things. He looked like he was throwing the fight, and then I think there was, like, an influx of bets that came in his name. Like. Like, it went from, like, 0 to, like, 100. Like, just the line graph is like this. The volume of bets on this name.

[B]

Okay. So the things I've seen. So a couple. I'm not accusing Terry Rosier of nothing, whatever, but, like, every time I see a player that's been accused of that, the acting job that goes into it is fucking terrible.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, there was a time Terry Rozier, There was a game that they. They're investigating him for where he left early with an ankle injury. And if you know basketball, it's so easy to twist your ankle on so many things. You jump, you run out of bounds too fast, right? This dude, Terry Rozier caught the ball, dribbled, pulled up for a midi. If anybody knows basketball, Terry Rozier jumps high as fuck for his jump shot, came down, ran back on defense, waited until he was on defense, grabbed his ankle, and started limping. So you just told me you just did all that shit. It's like the acting that goes into this. Like, with. With if someone told me, hey, Pat, I need you to take the fall but not look like it, I would just go out there punching with no defense. Yeah. Eventually I gotta get caught across the chest. Like, why the fuck? Like. And then you'll watch tape of somebody who threw a fight, and they'll do something so aggressive, they'll go down to.

[A]

Like, a random ass body shot.

[B]

Yeah. They'll be like, oh, that hurt. And, like, go down. You know what I'm saying? It's just like, bro, if you gonna get in this game, take some acting skills or bow down on, like, something like, they can't prove. Like, you can't prove that I didn't twist my ankle, especially on replay.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I would think I know how twist my ankle on purpose. If somebody paid me $50,000 to go out there and make it look like I twist my ankle, I'm pretty sure I can literally get myself in a situation.

[A]

It's kind of crazy then to think about how many people were throwing, like, games and fights back then, like, before, like in like, the 40s, the 50s and stuff like that.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[A]

Before, like, technology was more advanced to kind of, like, detect it right away.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It was like, legit. Like, getting freaking your knees hit with a baseball back and back alleys for niggas to take, like, the fall.

[B]

That gotta be like, a crazy feeling, though, like, playing with your friend in, like, foreign country soccer league in the 70s and having that mob come at you and you know your friend real good, and you passing the ball, he dropping it, and you start looking at him like, bro, and he's like, no, that'd be so crazy if nobody knew. Like, let's say me and Gene were playing, like, three on three basketball and we supposed to be the best players.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And Gene found out that I was betting and he stopped passing me the ball. And they actually blamed Gene. Like, nah, bro, I couldn't pass a ride.

[A]

I wonder how much money it would take for me to throw a fight. I honestly, at this level, no, by anything. That's crazy. Hey, bro, I think I said a million dollars to go lose. Like, who am I?

[B]

You see a eating a bag of Skittles. I had to do what I had to do, bro.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

That's all it took, man. Taste the rainbow. All right, okay. So I was watching this Instagram reel, and I made a good point. It said, pov, let Me hear you real quick. It says, pov, bro. After he misses his first shot. Listen to this.

[A]

What'd he say?

[B]

He said, yo, bro, we out of here. This is ass. Like, first thing they say, bro, I. I try to tell this to dudes because I feel like we have the biggest problem doing this is go out. Your first intention is to have fun. So let's just say you gotta imagine, hey, if no women talk to me tonight, will I still have fun? And if you say, no, then you need to change your plans to where that is true. Cause you can't go out like that. I hate going out with people who don't know how to take a night off. Like, okay, I've been with you three nights in the last three weeks, right? Let's say we went out every Saturday. All three of those Saturdays. You had a play going. And our whole night was based off.

[A]

Off the play.

[B]

Off the play. We got these girls dragging us to hookah lounges and shit. You got me on wingman time. You know the bitch. I got asthma.

[A]

Why am I at the club with a fucking bull machine? This year.

[B]

Is crazy. Like, you always got me on these plays, and I'm just trying to have fun. I can't stand people whose whole time going out is based on, like, finding a significant other or hooking up with somebody.

[A]

We've definitely been in those situations too. Especially in our younger years is when dudes have their own play. We legit end up in, like, a country. A country bar. It's like, bro, why are we here right now? Just like, yo, bro, trying to talk to old girl and shit.

[B]

Like, you ever been, like, such a good friend that it's like three or four of y' all that ain't got nothing to do with one situation. But your man's want to meet this girl here. You start looking at the girl like, hey, man, the fucked up part.

[A]

I hate the fucked up part. Is that once you sacrifice, like, your time and effort, like, all right, we're going. This is all for one type of effort, right? And then you get to the bar that you guys are going to, and then he's afraid to actually go talk to her. It's like, bro, like, what the fuck?

[B]

I seen that, man. I seen a dude talked to a girl for, like, two weeks, and they got together, and he was talking to her as a friend. Like, man, yeah. He was, like, mentioning dates out loud. He's like, man, me? You gotta do that?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she would just turn away and start talking. I'm like, Nah, bro, that ain't it.

[A]

Or the.

[B]

All the dudes out there. I just want to give y', all, like, small advice. You not missing no signs, brother. She not giving them. Stop all that deep thinking. And, like, man, maybe she really is taking a nap.

[E]

You're.

[A]

Have a. You ever have a friend that. That he talked about a girl and then said they're, like, talking exclusively and stuff like that, right? And then when you actually first get around them, the way they're talking back and forth, it don't sound like they're. It sound like they're just friends.

[B]

Yeah, bro, there's been so many times. And the worst is coming around that friend, and you see that girl start to take a liking to you. No, no, no.

[A]

I hate that.

[B]

I hate that. And it's worse when the dude can't tell either, because if he could tell the girl at you now, he could kind of diss her. Like, no, I see you trying to get at my homie. It's up when he keep making y' all talk.

[F]

So.

[B]

Hey, y' all should tell each other more. Now, listen, bro, I don't think you want her to know more about me because you think he manging it.

[C]

Wingman.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I've definitely been playing cupid the whole time. Like, be my boy. No, no, no.

[A]

I've definitely been in those situations, too. Like, especially like, that. He introduced you to the girl for the first time. They're like, kind of the talking stages. And then she gets, like, very, like, touchy feely, like, in conversation. And it says, like, tapping on your chest while you're having a conversation and shit like that. Yeah, like, that's where it gets. I'm like, bro, what is going on?

[B]

I'm like. I'm like, really? I'm really old school, right? So I, like. I believe in if that's my friend's girlfriend. It's like, we don't even really fully hug. You know what I mean? It's just, like, there's some space in between. There's some respect. There's like. I'm not about to, like, pick something off the back of your girlfriend's neck and be like, yo.

[A]

Or you see a fly near her.

[B]

Eyes, like, yo, the. Are you talking. I ain't get it. Miss that if it come back. Or.

[A]

Or the hug or the hug. Any dude that hugs your girl and her feet leave the ground.

[B]

No, that's a. No, no, no.

[A]

Like, feet can't leave the ground.

[B]

I seen a dude do that to a dude girl. And then he turned around and did it to the dude, too. I said, oh, he. Both of them, they is fucking.

[A]

But not.

[B]

But it's definitely. It's definitely certain stuff that I'm, like, very weary of around my friend's girl or someone that, like, I grew up with or went to college with. I feel like. I feel weird if their girlfriends or wives get too touchy. It's like, I don't want to be touched by you like that. Like, I don't want to get drunk. There's one time, one of my college teammates, we got drunk after homecoming, and his, like, wife was, like, grabbing people's cheeks. Like, man, his teammates are so cute.

[A]

I said, whoa, whoa.

[B]

What the fuck is going on with your wife? Them boys.

[A]

No, that's always the odd situation when you see the dude with, like, the overly flirtatious wife.

[B]

And it's funny because they have the longest marriages.

[A]

Yes. They work.

[B]

Yeah, it, like, always works.

[A]

Seems very, like, dry in a sense. Like a dry personality. So it's like they clash really weird. So sometimes you don't know if she's, like, being overly, like, friendly or is it because his lack of, like, charisma is making it seem like she's more charismatic than him.

[B]

To me, like, the people that like Marty. So, like, we was at the Halloween party, and, like, Marty and his. Marty and his wife, they stand by each other. And I swear I've never seen them talk before, but they got so much chemistry. Like, when you around them, they be like, oh, you want this? You want that? You never see them, like, really bicker. But, like, when they. In public, bro, they literally face the same way and they, like, talk to you as a unit. It be like, couples that do, like, weird stuff like that are the couples that, like, last the longest. But if you see those couples that got a lot of chemistry in person, like, what'd you say, babe? I said this, babe. I said this, babe. I like it. Y' all both cheating on each other. Nobody got this. This Disney ass energy y' all got going on. Love you, babe. I'm gonna go start the car. Yeah, you about to fuck somebody else in the car.

[A]

I've seen this couple that they. I was gonna say, they might not listen to this, but it really matter. But they call each other husband and wife, so be like, husband, husband.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

Whatever works, works, right? Yeah.

[A]

And he competes in the sport, right? So it's always like. Like, I've been into sports stuff, and it's like, let's go, husband.

[B]

Come on, husband.

[A]

Push, husband.

[B]

I Like that little corny shit. I like the little ends. I feel like that can fuel a relationship. Like when people break that wall down and it makes it feel like it's just you and your girl versus the world. Like she calling you husband so it takes out any embarrassment. Like my girl can't embarrass me. This who I'm trying to impress.

[A]

And I think when you have a couple that does like strange things to you, that's hopeful, that do stuff that may seem strange to you, not like.

[B]

Your data better, but go ahead.

[A]

But those are the ones that have that connection. That's like their connection to have. And if it's not weird to them, then it really shouldn't matter.

[B]

It really shouldn't matter.

[A]

Right?

[B]

That's anything. Just like the dude that was talking about he wipes himself standing up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It shouldn't matter to anybody else what you do if the goal is to like not have a shitty ass.

[A]

And or it's not harming anybody.

[C]

It only matters to you.

[B]

That's why I leave couples alone. You know what I'm saying? If that dude getting paid, he getting paid, man, that you can do it. But if he don't get back on Divas fast enough cuz he getting pegged.

[A]

Then it's a.

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[E]

Yeah, I'm so sorry about that. That was so terrible.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

What was terrible?

[E]

No, like I was in between a phone call and I'm like trying to talk to you. It's okay.

[B]

Who are you trying to talk to?

[E]

Over with.

[A]

It's kind of like who are you talking?

[E]

It was just a little thing.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we knew.

[E]

It's not that labu. It's only nine. It's only nine. It'S only nine.

[B]

Okay. Freaks come out at night.

[E]

All right, not that freak.

[A]

I got a question for you. What's something that you should. What's something that we should normalize?

[E]

Let me see. I did say it's side pieces, so I feel like by now everyone should normalize that. Like, I make the person happy and I send them back home one time, and they still going to do everything for you. I'll just see them once or twice a week. You don't got to leave them. Just know that it's a partnership kind of thing going on. They should just normalize it and stop getting mad about it.

[B]

I mean, you can normalize it for you. I think that'll work.

[E]

But people still gonna do it. That's the thing. It's like.

[A]

So you've been a side piece before, I'm guessing, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, how often right now you still are a side piece. Like, how many times have you been a side piece this year?

[E]

Oh, man, this year? Well, once, but, like, it's a long thing that been going on for, like, years now.

[A]

So you're like in a committed side piece relationship?

[E]

Yeah, for sure. Like, he's my boo. Like, he take care of me. He makes sure I'm good. And I always send him back home. Like, one time.

[B]

Sometimes it's just a preference. Some people like, like silver better than gold. You know, I with it.

[A]

So. But.

[E]

But it's like he. It's like we two. We look two different women. Like, I. I say, like, we're like Oreo. Like, I'm the, you know, the white, the clear, and she like the brown sugar. She's very beautiful, by the way. And shout out to her, you know, I'm very easygoing.

[F]

Does she.

[E]

I'm like a yes, yes girl, and she's like a no, no.

[B]

Does she know about you?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Does she know this much information about you?

[E]

No, because she, like, she gets upset when she's like, finds out, like, you still messing with her and whatever. And it's like, he don't say nothing. But when she called me, I'd be like, I don't understand why you're still getting mad. Like, by now you should be able to understand, like, I'm here and I will help you take care of your kids. Like, you know, babysit. You know, you could go on vacation. Because he's great at, like, sending her away. Like, oh, go on vacation. You need to go do your nails. Go do your nails. Like, I always see how you try to make her happy as much as possible.

[A]

Oh, you got some. You got some girls blood boiling right now.

[E]

Yeah, they could boil.

[A]

They're not.

[B]

They're not gonna rock. They're not gonna rock with you, I'm telling you.

[A]

So does she know that you're currently still the side chick then?

[E]

I don't know if she's still currently, but like, her Instagram page changed up now it's no more black love. It's all about, like, her and everything is hurr hurt her. And I'm like, I guess she's facing the fact now. But, you know, I be saying to him, like, you don't have to continue doing this, but like, low key, do I still need that money next week to pay that bill?

[A]

So why don't. So why don't you want to be in like a committed relationship with him?

[E]

So no, no. If you could do this, I'll trust you. I'll trust you. The world.

[B]

What's so like, like, how are you progressing in your life? Like, what are you, like, what do you want? Like, don't you want to be married or something?

[E]

Me?

[B]

Yeah. Don't you want to find someone that wants you? You know, you. It's funny because I don't see the thing. But listen, most side chicks want at least want the guy that they're a side chick to. You don't even really want him because you don't. You wouldn't trust him in a relationship. So now you're side chick to someone that you don't even want. So you like, double behind.

[E]

Yeah, but see, the thing is, like, I don't. I used to want him once upon a time. Like, damn, I would treat him so much better than her like this. But it changed over time because it's like, bro, you really don't want to work things out with her. Like, leave me alone. Like, just let it go and just, you know.

[B]

But that's the type of shit, I'm not gonna lie. If we was in person, I will walk away. No, I hate giving people advice.

[A]

And then.

[B]

And then they work their way around the advice. Like, man, fuck you.

[E]

I'm not working away.

[B]

No, I'm not.

[E]

You know what it is? It's. Well, it's like, I already tried that. Like, I already tried to like, get in the whole relationship thing. Like, and it was cool. And, you know, I realized the person don't understand my freaky ways. And it's just like, I can't even stay here because I' ma cheat on you if I stay here with you. So I'd rather let you go and go about my way. And if this dude, this.

[G]

This.

[E]

This person that's a father slash husband and he treats me good and he understand my freaky ways and whatever like.

[B]

That, like, can you explain that?

[E]

I don't know. I don't know what to say.

[B]

What is freaky ways? Like, how does he understand your freaky ways?

[E]

Like, he. Like, I really love my feet to be, like, kissed and sucked and all that stuff. He gets it. He get. Most dudes are not doing that. They get very. Like, when he see toes, like, my toes are pretty. And like, he. I understand his kinky ways, too. Like, he likes his ass to be played with. I'm cool with that. It's just like, we get it, but anything else? No, Like, I guess we get it in one way. And he understand, like, I want money on this day. And he gets that. Like, most of us women just want money on time, bills to be paid, and our back being broken. I'm just saying.

[B]

And you getting all. You getting all that without the committed relationship. So you feel like you winning?

[E]

Yeah, so I literally feel like I'm winning.

[B]

I feel like. Okay, we got another lost soul, everybody.

[A]

What's the song you heard singing?

[B]

What?

[A]

I forgot you singing in the last five.

[B]

No, she's cooked.

[E]

I'm sorry. It is what it is.

[B]

We can't save everybody.

[A]

That's good.

[E]

You can, baby. I take. I'll throw the raft right back, like.

[D]

All right.

[A]

You have a good night.

[B]

That was funny as f. Yeah, that was funny. Hey, legit.

[A]

We're, like, giving her advice, and she legit had a. The opposite as phrase. It got to the point, it's like, why you trying me so hard?

[B]

Why are we talking to you? Oh, man, like, what? She's like, see, I tried that. No, the. You didn't. Yo, what's going on?

[A]

What to do? What it do?

[G]

How y' all doing, man?

[B]

Good, bro. How you chilling?

[G]

Chilling, man, Chilling. Just eating. Dinner was good.

[B]

What you eating for dinner, bro?

[G]

Some tacos and this military shutdown. It's rough right now. You feel me?

[B]

Oh, you're the military. Yes, sir. Hey, get ready, my man.

[A]

I got a question.

[B]

Buckle up.

[A]

I got a question for you. What was the worst costume you saw this year?

[G]

Oh, man, I saw some dude. He had a Mahomes jersey on, and his boy was a blind ref. He was actually blind, though. Like, steak in.

[A]

Couldn't see that's actually a fire costume. He was actually blind and he was a blind ref.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

So, like, I'm at the bar and like, somebody like Loki bumped into my. And I turned around, I was like, like, what's good with you?

[A]

And turn around.

[G]

He said, oh, my bad. And I saw like, he had a hit him home jersey on. I was like, oh, that's all good. And he said, we trying to get to a table. So I let him go by and I saw his boy, like, holding his hand. I'm like, I'm not gonna judge, but like, all right, cool. Y' all go do your thing. I was like, what's his costume? He said, he's a ref. And bro Turner looked at me. I saw both his eyes looking together. I said, oh, he. Oh, he a blonde ref.

[E]

That.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

That felt foul.

[G]

That felt. That felt foul to me. That felt foul. Like you could make him anything in the world and he wouldn't know the difference.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a question for you. You saw his. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw his eyes do what? So I.

[G]

When he looked at me because he turned to like, look at me because I said where his costume was and both his eyes were like looking at each other. Like they looked like he was cross eyed and. And he was like, he's a ref and he had a stick and all that. I was like, oh, he a blind ref.

[A]

Oh, did you ever confirm he was actually blind, though?

[G]

I mean, I reached. I reached out. I reached out to shake his hand. He didn't like, reciprocate. So then I just like pat him on the chest, I'm gonna assume.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh my God. He says, I'm looking at you know what I mean?

[G]

Like you could have put him in any costume and you put him in the ref outfit. He didn't even have the penny jersey on.

[D]

Up is.

[B]

He only had the hat.

[G]

So I don't know if they told him he had the whole on, but he only had the hat.

[A]

He didn't have stripes on. That's crazy.

[G]

N. He had no stripes. It was a black tea. It was a black te and jean. And he had. He had an NFL hat on. His boy had a whole get up Cleese and everything. They lied to this man.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Oh, he said he lied to him about his fit cuz he couldn't see it.

[G]

He must have cuz his boy had a. He had a jersey on.

[B]

He had.

[G]

He had like leg pads on. Was holding a helmet me.

[B]

That's some lazy. Yeah, bro. You're a rap, bro.

[G]

Come on.

[B]

You know what I'm saying.

[G]

I didn't even say nothing. I'm not gonna say nothing about it.

[D]

I'm.

[B]

You know.

[G]

That's your boy. You got him. Have a great night.

[B]

Keep your cane on you.

[G]

I swear to you, this was foul.

[A]

All right, man. You have a good night, man.

[F]

All right, man.

[G]

Appreciate it y', all, too.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Yeah. What up?

[A]

What it do?

[B]

What's the deal.

[D]

Man? Nothing. Road on that road again?

[B]

Oh, you're a truck driver?

[D]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

You got a girl?

[F]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

You married?

[D]

Am I married now?

[B]

What's, like, the longest you be gone.

[D]

Man? Bro, you know what's the longest I've been gone? Like a month.

[B]

Oh, bad. Hey, they get. They can literally get together and break up while you go.

[D]

Yeah. Hey, hey. I already know, man. Hell, I. I ain't.

[B]

She be happy as hell to see you because her last relationship ended. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. You ho. Dude across the street broke her heart.

[D]

Hey, man, you did be in last year. I. I only worry about it when I'm in it. Like, I can't worry about it.

[H]

Exactly, bro.

[B]

Just keep trucking them home.

[A]

Yeah, bro. She makes that money, man.

[D]

Hey, man, I couldn't imagine thinking about her doing whatever she doing when I'm gone, man. I'll be on the road. Sad as hell.

[B]

Exactly, bro.

[A]

It's better not to think about it. That's all right.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We got questions for you. What's something that you should normalize, man?

[D]

Need to start sitting down when they pee. I'm just saying, man. Well, at least. At least in a public restroom. Whatever you do at home, do that. But, man, you can't aim, man. It'd be pissed everywhere but in the toilet.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

They need to start doing, like. Like, jail rules. Like, if you sit down. I mean, when you're in the cell, you sit down and pee because you don't want to get that out on the floor. You get your ass beat.

[A]

I didn't know that was a rule, but I kind of feel you on the. The people getting pee everywhere.

[D]

No, but sure, bro. I mean, it happens. I mean, you really. It's really like a. What do you call it? Like, a insufficient form of, like, using a Russian. You causing more damage because, I mean, you standing up from a higher angle, you splatter it. There's no chance of it not splashing. Like, what's going on?

[A]

So do you currently sit down and pee?

[D]

Hell, no, I'm part of the problem.

[A]

But we. We should normalize it.

[D]

I mean, you should normalize it, but.

[B]

I mean, hey, start the trending.

[D]

Man. I. I do, like, I give it a half effort at home, man. Good. Like, when my girl be coming over, I got. I got kids. I got a daughter. I got my girl. So I'm courteous to them, bro. Like, I already know that I'm gonna cause damage if I stand up and be. So I just take. I take like a little knee, Get a little closer to the toilet, you know?

[B]

No. Drop into your knees. No drop into your knees.

[D]

One knee, not two knees.

[G]

Are you crazy, boy?

[B]

Proposing to the toilet?

[D]

Yeah, damn near. Hey, you cutting down the gift if you gotta try.

[A]

You got falling his knee and.

[B]

Nah, dropping to your knees and doing that is crazy, brother. I'm not.

[A]

Is it that hard to aim?

[D]

No. Hell no. Well, look, it's. It's circumstantial, you know what I'm saying? Because, like, bro, when you wake up in the morning or, you know what I'm saying, you just get done doing what you're doing with your girl. Like, that's. That's a hard string to control, you know?

[B]

I'm the only one.

[D]

I'm the only one that experienced this.

[B]

Hey, I'm not dropping to no knee.

[D]

One knee, man.

[B]

At the toilet.

[D]

It's my toilet. It's at my house. I'm not gonna do it in public, though. In public, you should probably sit down and pee. That's what I'm saying. But I'm not gonna do that. Part of the problem in public.

[A]

No.

[B]

Your girl at home right now telling that other dude and this. Be on his knees.

[A]

You won't believe this I got in the back.

[D]

I'd be shamed. I'd be shamed as hell. Hey, any other time I be using a restroom with the door open if I take a shit, whatever, When I'm about to. In the morning, when I wake up and I'm about to do it that way, I lock the door.

[B]

She trying to walk. This.

[D]

It don't make sense.

[B]

No, she definitely seen that before.

[A]

Through.

[B]

The crack of the bathroom door. She peeped that. And she never looked at you the same, man.

[D]

Hey, man, that's why she's cheating with the next door, huh?

[B]

Yeah, exactly, man.

[A]

All right, man. You have a good night, man.

[B]

Keep trucking, brother.

[D]

All right, man.

[B]

What it do? What's the deal? Welcome to Crash on his podcast.

[E]

Thank you.

[H]

How y'? All?

[B]

Good? Good, good, good, good. You got us on speakerphone or something.

[H]

I was on my airpod. Y' all can hear me now?

[B]

Yeah, that's way better. Yeah, so the. Oh, I know.

[H]

I heard y'.

[D]

All.

[H]

It's funny because I heard y' all be telling people that, and I still answer, and I'm like, oh, I hope it works.

[A]

Yeah, you sound great now.

[G]

Whoa.

[B]

That was Corey.

[A]

Is that crazy? That was horny.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, you sound great.

[H]

Sound great, huh? I know that's right.

[B]

Hey, hey, not you. This. Only we could joke about that. All right, I got a question for you.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

What's something we should normalize?

[H]

Okay, so I answer. I think that we should normalize dating inmates.

[B]

Dating who?

[H]

Dating inmates. People who are incarcerated.

[B]

Okay. I feel like that is normalized because.

[H]

No, because my friends are always talking about me being in love with my man because he in jail.

[A]

How many years he got?

[H]

What he got? Like, it's. It's questionable, but anywhere from, like, two to three more years.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The question that I always have with this is, did you meet him before he went to jail and y' all fell in love and then y' all kept dating?

[H]

Okay, that's the thing. No, I have met him. There's somebody. But he's good people. I knew y' all gonna start laughing.

[B]

Oh, no shit. This is like. Okay, I just. What does your friend think of you that she's putting you on or whoever's putting you on? Somebody that's in prison?

[H]

Okay, well, she. It's really messy, actually, because she raped me. Well, okay, look, she was with someone in prison, but not no more because she was with him. This sounds so bad. She was with him.

[A]

Your kids calling you.

[H]

My son. Sorry, hold on one second, one second. So she was with him, but she.

[E]

Was also doing her stuff on the street?

[B]

Throw him down the stairs? Nah.

[H]

No.

[B]

Where he go? So he got quiet.

[H]

He wants some Robux. I'm over here getting harassed because he wants some Robux. You got a kid, you know?

[B]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

[H]

He may. I don't know how old your son is, but my kids be harassing me for some Robux type shit.

[B]

Type shit. I get it, I get it.

[A]

But go ahead. Sorry.

[H]

Okay, so, yeah, again, it's messy. She was dealing with him, and I was dealing with the person that she put me on with. But he was like one of them inmates, just like.

[B]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[A]

We've seen this for the second time ever.

[B]

Hey, that's crazy.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

There Was a two man.

[H]

Yes, yes. But they were brothers.

[A]

Duck.

[H]

Goats.

[B]

Oh my God. The boys are the goats from behind the wall. Bang.

[A]

The Dwayne way. Lebron right now.

[B]

This is crazy. So you still haven't seen him outside of a prison yet?

[A]

Hello.

[H]

So no, she. She did. She grew up with him.

[B]

What he was.

[A]

She grew up.

[H]

Did go out my connection. She grew up. We had. Okay with him.

[B]

Okay, okay, we get it.

[H]

But then I never met him personally. But they never did nothing together.

[E]

Elite.

[B]

Them boys is elite.

[A]

Elite.

[B]

Elite from behind the wall.

[A]

I talk about generational talent, but so then.

[H]

So look, so she doing her own thing on the streets. Like like she just messing up. She not answering phone calls. So she like talked to him and like basically distract him. You can't be doing that with people, cuz it's like inevitably we going to start a bond. So she just kept having us talk to each other and then like we. So we basically. I'm not with the brother no more. I got with him and so now that's who I'm with.

[B]

Wait, what? Who she with? You was with both of the older brother. He was with the younger brother first.

[H]

Yeah, but like I never did nothing and he was in jail.

[B]

So where's the older brother at?

[H]

In jail too. They're both in jail.

[A]

What's wrong?

[B]

Are you following what app you got downloaded?

[A]

What's wrong with the free guys?

[H]

I've done the free guys. I've had bad, bad experiences with free guys.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That means you put. No, no, no, no, no, no. That means you put those dudes into a category and find a category you like of free niggas. That's my type.

[H]

But my type is hood dudes. Yes, my type is hood dudes.

[B]

There's hood dudes in the hood. They there.

[H]

But I've and I don't and it do not be working out well.

[B]

But okay, so the reason why it's working out is because he's in there and you know exactly where he's at.

[H]

Yeah, I think it's. Yeah, it has that cushion for sure.

[B]

Yeah, that cushion. Oh my God. Your cushion is the prison. Scissors is insane.

[A]

So.

[B]

So when he get out, I knew.

[H]

I was gonna get rid for filth.

[A]

On this phone call. It's like jumping out of play with no parachute. No.

[B]

This is crazy. So like, wait, so he got two, three years left. Are you visiting him there?

[H]

Yes, I visit him.

[B]

And you just gonna hold it down two, three years until you get out?

[H]

Yeah, I mean he be doing for Me too. So it's not like he's just a bum.

[A]

Oh, he.

[B]

Oh, he putting shit together for you.

[H]

He got motion. Yeah, like, exactly.

[B]

You should have just said that at the beginning. Paying them bills. It all makes sense now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He ain't got. He paying them bills. He ain't got shit to explain to me. That ain't none of my business. Cause I ain't paying them bills. I ain't trying give you no advice.

[H]

But wait to answer the question. The whole point of the phone call, before I got into how messy it was, how we got together is a lot of girls on the street will, like, judge us for, like, being with, like, an inmate or something.

[A]

When you say.

[H]

But then their man.

[A]

When you say girls in the street, what you mean?

[H]

Okay, like, I guess girls who have boyfriends that are free.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

That are free.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So the masses.

[A]

Because she was saying her friend was putting in work before. And then the street thing kind of like my. Go ahead, go ahead.

[H]

But I'm just saying, like, they will judge us. And she's not the only one. But it's like, y' all be judging us, but y' all be getting cheated on, too. And y' all man's gonna be coming home.

[A]

Either.

[H]

He's not coming home. But, like, I'm not judging y' all for being with y' all man and dealing with whatever y' all do.

[B]

They need to mind their business at.

[G]

The end of the day.

[H]

Exactly. Mind the business that pays you.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

My bills are paid. I know you. You good. You ain't gotta worry about them. They're not even getting any bills.

[A]

Free him.

[B]

Free him.

[H]

Actually, let's free him. Can we say Freehand?

[B]

No weird on there, right?

[H]

Nah, he not.

[A]

Hell, no.

[H]

No. With no weirdos.

[B]

Okay. Freehand.

[H]

He good people.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Free hand.

[H]

And he right app.

[B]

Oh, tell them.

[H]

Send us a man for sure. Yeah, y'.

[E]

All.

[H]

Y' all run his up.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Hold on. All right. Yeah, go.

[E]

All right, bye.

[A]

Bye.

[B]

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[F]

Yo, what's good, y', all, boy?

[B]

What's the deal? What's the deal?

[A]

I was listening to us talking.

[F]

Bro. I'm just elevating my mind and elevating my heart, bro.

[A]

I got a question for you. What's something that we should normalize?

[F]

We should normalize eating ass, bruh. And I say that because I just don't think be loving their ladies too much, bro. Like, you feel me? Like, I feel like if you love your lady enough, you'll get down there and eat that, bro. You feel me?

[B]

I mean, that's all personal preference. Like, that's between you and your lady. Why are you trying to, like, influence other people to do it?

[A]

But.

[F]

Because, bruh, I feel like just don't be loving their ladies too much. You feel?

[B]

But what does that have to. What does that have to do with you? Like, how does that, like, affect you?

[F]

Because as a man, you know, the manhood, we got to be strong. And I feel like just don't be strong enough in their relationship. If you strong enough in your relationship, hey, it's not Mike. I know you be doing it.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, so do you. Do you realize. Do you realize that the woman. Do you realize that the woman has to first be into that, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So what if she's not? Do you think that many girls are into getting the ass? Eight, right?

[F]

Yes. Every girl being into it. Yeah, every girl's into it, bro. It just don't be the right.

[B]

Not every. Don't say every. That's your problem.

[F]

Okay, I won't say every. Most girls.

[B]

I wouldn't say most girls. It's just like, more than you think.

[D]

Think.

[B]

Just say that.

[D]

Why?

[F]

But why? You can't just agree with me and just say most girls.

[B]

No, that's basically what you're saying.

[F]

You're just saying positive way.

[B]

Yeah, that's why. I just changed it and I'm trying to get him to change his.

[D]

Now. Why you changing it?

[F]

Why you changing them? Be strong.

[B]

No, it's not me being strong. It's me rethinking what I'm saying. Instead of sounding like a dumbass like.

[F]

You, I sounded like a dumb ass.

[D]

Like I said, man, my mind is elevated.

[A]

It.

[E]

Your.

[F]

What you mean my mind, bro? My lady L. My mind, B. No. Okay, well, damn. She. She don't love me. Never mind what I said, bro, we should not normalize. He ain't booty no more. Don't laughing. No, we should normalize.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

That is threatening not to eat no more ass.

[F]

Yeah, bro, that's it. I. I dropping out the game.

[B]

That boy put my jersey in the raptors. Mouth going on strike.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[F]

Put my in the raptors, bro.

[B]

It was a good run.

[A]

She must be used to you doing some goofy ass.

[B]

Oh my God. Doodle mouth going on strike.

[F]

I wouldn't say goofy, but no, she not with me right now.

[A]

No, she heard the conversations you were having with complete strangers. I get it, bro.

[E]

Bro, you have a crazy.

[F]

Because when we be doing this, she be loving it. So I don't understand why she over here, you know, acting different.

[B]

Cuz you said you telling everybody your business. That's what we try to tell you at the beginning, everybody.

[E]

I'm just telling y'. All.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

You have a good one, bro.

[B]

Yo, yo, yo. What's the deal? Welcome to Crash on Me's podcast.

[F]

Hey, what you smiling at me like that for? How y' all boys doing one?

[B]

No, you weird.

[F]

Now my girlfriend over here giggling, looking at me when I answer the phone.

[B]

Oh, she does she watch too?

[F]

Yeah, I be putting. I'll be putting the show on when we're in the car.

[B]

Okay. Okay. So you answered the question, right?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so I'm about to ask it for you. You ready?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So you've already admitted you cheated how many times.

[H]

Be cool.

[D]

I just put on speaker.

[B]

Okay. No, it's not okay. You answered it, though. So how many times have you cheated this year.

[D]

Man?

[F]

That's a question, man.

[B]

Hey, bro, switch phones with your girl, bro.

[F]

She got my password.

[B]

Nah, bro, she ain't got that calculator app.

[F]

Yeah, I'm messy. That's the question.

[A]

Hey, you can put in a fake code too, at this. Don't believe the first code he give you.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

These are all jokes. What's your. Whatever her name is. Sorry. Pure jokes.

[G]

Yo, bro, what is you.

[F]

It's all jokes.

[B]

Just give me a thumbs up.

[F]

I'm about to get punched. Answer the question, man.

[A]

Now this is the second question you answered. What's something we should normalize?

[F]

We should normalize. Not laughing at our co workers. Stupid jokes at work. Like, I'm tired of people. I'm tired of people just making like, small talk and just little jokes at like, at this office job and people just like fake laughing at it. I just. Just look at him and just let him know, that sucks, bro.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm so glad you got that first part because that's making the pod because you were not gonna got that far with this story.

[F]

I take my victories where I can, man.

[B]

No, I ain't gonna lie.

[A]

That was your girl. If your girl wasn't there.

[B]

Thank her.

[A]

No, I would stop cheating on her if I was you.

[B]

I'll be through, bro. Just one more and be done, bro. Nah, that's funny. I couldn't even finish that. I said so. Yes. You already admitted you cheated. How many times did you cheat? He said, babe, they're trolling. He said, babe. He said, you guys are going to give me punch, dude.

[H]

Hello.

[B]

Hello.

[E]

Hey, how you doing?

[A]

Pretty good. Pretty good yourself?

[E]

I'm good. I'm so excited.

[A]

I'm sorry. I just wanted to make it awkward for a little bit. I got. I got a question for you.

[B]

It got real weird.

[A]

Gosh, what's something we should normalize?

[E]

I said men wearing dresses. Because men. Okay, well, some way, they have like a great physique, like a nice ass and stuff though. It's true. No, because. No, for real, because like, in public, I'll be walking around and I see men's ass. I'm like, damn, that look good. So I'm just like. I just imagine men in, you know, tight little dresses and stuff.

[A]

So. So you want men. You want more men to wear dresses so you can objectify them?

[E]

I mean, yeah, sure. Because some men do to women. I'm sorry.

[B]

Y' all both took this down the path that we should not even. Anywho. Wait, so why don't you just find a man that likes to wear dresses?

[E]

That's just. That's just weird. No, I'm sorry.

[B]

Wait, so you don't want a man that already wears a dress? You want a man that's never worn a dress to wear a dress?

[E]

Exactly. See, you get it.

[B]

No, I don't get it. That's why I should. This is stupid.

[E]

Oh, my gosh. That's still me.

[B]

This is my dumbest I heard today. I'm not gonna lie.

[H]

You know what?

[E]

I'm okay anyway. But, yeah, I'm from Jamaica originally. I live in Florida.

[A]

Is it true Jamaican men don't eat girls out?

[B]

Why you always ask that?

[A]

I just want to know from a girl's perspective.

[E]

I mean, some do, you know, just. They just be hiding it, you know?

[A]

Okay, so they really do that behind the scenes.

[B]

That's what I'm getting.

[A]

Okay. That's why I'm getting started.

[B]

That's the consensus right now. Papa. Yo, what's happening? What up?

[D]

Is this Mike?

[B]

Yeah. Yo, get the out of here. Is Michael.

[D]

What's going on, man?

[E]

Bro.

[A]

What up, man?

[B]

That's Michael.

[D]

All right, Mike.

[B]

Yo, yo, yo.

[A]

Shut the.

[D]

I'm at the rink right now. I'm at the rink. I'm. I'm at the rink right now, so it's kind of loud.

[A]

Don't.

[D]

Don't mind the music in the background.

[A]

Okay, I got a question for you. What was the worst Halloween costume you saw?

[D]

All right, so I saw. I saw a dressed up as C. Bro, A dressed up has come. Like, with the squiggly part at the end, too. Bro. It was weird, but of course a white did it. So I was just like, you know what it. Like, it is what it is. But that's kind of crazy still, I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

So, I mean, but he was just as sperm cell.

[D]

As a singular sperm cell rule.

[B]

Yeah, but listen. But that's not come.

[D]

What do you mean?

[B]

Like, you don't. You don't say like that's come like it just.

[D]

Wait, isn't that nut like, come come. Is this like, plural? Like this.

[B]

But no, it's not plural. It was a sperm cell. He was a sperm cell.

[A]

It's just when you say come, you make it sound way like.

[B]

Like he was like.

[A]

It's not formed. Like it's splatter somewhere.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You make it sound okay. Yeah. Around li. With liquid or some.

[G]

Not the pool of it.

[D]

Just a singular joint. Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Just a singular joint.

[A]

Yeah. You got some weird friends, bro.

[D]

No, no, he's not even my friend, bro. I was just outside. I seen the. I said, you weird, bro.

[A]

You weird.

[B]

And you have to go right up.

[A]

To him, right to the neck.

[B]

Oh, my God. Live sp her.

[A]

Oh, my. My dad is. This is what my dad is like. He doesn't try to be funny, but he's the funniest person in the world. So my brother called me and he was like, dad, you know, my dad is traveling soon, going back to Nigeria. And then he was like. Like, dad called me. He was like, my days are numbered. And then I was like, kind of weirded out. Then he's like, yeah, I'm traveling in X amount of months. He's like, that. That's not how you use the word. My days are numbered. And you know, Nigerian dad would say with like, an accent, so it sounds like, way more dramatic, like, son, my days are numbered.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

It's just funny how, like, parents. Parents, like, don't sometimes don't have any idea context of what they're saying or the meaning of what they're saying. It's kind of like how we're can be out the loop sometimes in verbiage, in a sense.

[B]

No, my dad said, paul, so the first time this weekend. And he used it right.

[A]

Yeah, parents. Parents are catching up.

[B]

Yeah. I think I said I had pulled up to his house, I went to go visit him this weekend. I went back to Michigan. And he was like, oh, you want me to help with your bags? And I was like, nah, just come inside. He said, pause.

[A]

He paused.

[D]

You.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He paused. I'm like, hey, you actually use it, right?

[D]

My name.

[A]

Oh, you saw that video.

[B]

But reverse pause. Cause I'm inside. Duh. Nah, I really need help about myself.

[A]

You see that video of. We quote tweeted it on Twitter. So check out Crash Dummies podcast on Twitter. Those two dudes doing the Chris Brown take you dance stacked on top of each other.

[B]

Oh, the take you down dance.

[A]

Yeah. To take you down dance stacked on top of each other.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like a chair. Like a chair.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And. And Pat had a. A funny quote tweet. It was like, how does that conversation even start? And it's a good. It's a good question because anytime you see a group doing weird activities together, it's like, this started as a conversation.

[B]

Yes. I think actually the conversation. I wish I Could redo that tweet. Ca. Conversation is not what matters. What matters is the execution was done so well that I know this has been practiced more than once.

[A]

Mist happen.

[B]

Yes, definitely. Mistakes is happen. Like, y' all definitely. Y' all definitely thrust at each other on accident. Yeah.

[C]

Cuz this took him a second to even get, like, the right placement.

[B]

And you know, one day he fell and they both just started. One day he fell and they both just started laughing and.

[A]

He caught him. And he definitely caught him between his.

[B]

Knees and like, you know, they always didn't like, get off each other. You know, they just hurry up and try to redo it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So he had to thrust him up there a little bit, give him a little boost, lay up like. Yeah. There's no way. Those dudes are.

[A]

No, it's just a strange thing to do in. In anything. Just like, it's such a, like, sensual dance even. It was just. Just a random couple that was doing it. It still would have been, like, weird to me.

[B]

It would be more impressive if they did the take you down Chris Brown dance. Separate, away from each other. Like not on top of each other. And they hit the same moves at the same time. It's like, okay, this is like choreography. Maybe y' all dancers or stuff like that. But like, when y' all get on top of each other and y' all look like a bunk bit, I think y' all fucking.

[A]

Do you think. Do you think this would have went off in like 0506 when we were kids?

[B]

Yes, yes, yes. This is. I think this would have went craz. I think that's what they were aiming for. I gotta find the age of these dudes.

[A]

Cuz it was like, we talked about this before, but there was that era of like the. The popular dude was the dude that was humping air. Humping the floor.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Or.

[B]

Or grabbing his T shirt and like doing. I'm. Thank God I never got no videos doing that.

[A]

Them boys could really used to be at the club with their. With the wife beaters in, like in their bottom lip and. And getting juked off, going crazy belly.

[B]

Dancing, taking everybody girls knowing they didn't want them, not want them girls. All right, okay. So, you know, like, I have grandparents that dealt with dementia or is dealing with dementia right now. And we recently went to go visit my grandma and we brought along a cousin that she didn't really with. Yeah. And like, sometimes with dementia that in different cases they'll recognize you, but they only recognize you from a moment. So it might be like, okay, my grandma will see my face, but she's talking to me like 17 year old me. Like, I know what you'd be doing at the school with those girls. Like, she's talking to me like I'm 17 years old. Because that's what she remembers right now. And, and when someone has dementia, you want to always be a good memory for them. Like you don't want to be a bad memory. And my cousin, he don't have that many good memories with my grandma. So my grandma saw him and she said, what the fuck is you doing here? But they got cool. Like they cool later on in life, you know what I mean? But when she looked at him, she was like, what the fuck is you doing here? You stealing, motherfucker? And she was like accusing him of stealing. So everybody in there was looking at us crazy, crazy. And it was like she probably thinking of like 16 year old, you know what I mean? She don't know he, he dirty, you know, and you got no money, granny. He don't even steal no more, man. And he was musty as my Lord. It just like, it's like some just got it. I thought I had to check myself. I said, do this run in the family. I never smelled the like that people before. Ridiculousness has been canceled by MTV after 14 years and 46 seasons.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

And you know, a lot of people thought they were just playing reruns the whole time.

[A]

Oh, I knew there was some. There was, yeah, there was more. Something.

[B]

But I'm just saying there was new. There was new season. Yeah, there was new stuff that's coming out. I think a lot of people thought, oh, it cut off at some point. They're not making anything. So that's crazy. 46 seasons.

[A]

You know how much they said he was getting paid a year for that show? Show? 35 million.

[B]

35 million a year. It's. It's kind of crazy like when you think about it, that a lot of people were still watching that and I. And if you watch those things, they aren't getting the newest videos.

[C]

I mean, like, even when I was young, I remember seeing Americans, America's Funniest Home Videos.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And it's like old videos, you know, they like home videos for. On like vhs.

[A]

I think the reason those shows start to like, like fizzle out a little bit is because of the Internet. People are reacting, doing reaction videos, doing green screening their reactions to reactions to reactions now.

[B]

And if you're coming out with a show that's coming out once a week or whatever, yeah, you're not going to beat the person that's on the Internet all day. There's too many micro influencers. Kick this show ass. I ain't going to lie.

[A]

They got 46 season. That's goated and shout to rob. That's a lot of money to make.

[B]

That show you the goat. Go for show.

[C]

On to the next.

[B]

On the next. So I saw saw a picture of a toilet that was about 10ft off the ground, but it had three stairs leading up to it and somebody put in a quote tweet. There's levels to this bars, right? That's bars.

[A]

Bars.

[B]

Appreciate it.

[C]

That might be a fire tattoo.

[B]

What to the toilet?

[C]

Yeah, like three, you know, steps on your like a leg tattoo.

[B]

Like, like that was g all about like not explaining on. I can't wait till you. I can't wait till you 85 with a toilet on your catholic.

[C]

Back.

[B]

Back to yourself, old man.

[A]

What I do enjoy about getting older is there's less, there's less friends asking you to borrow money. I feel like for some reason in college that was like the let me borrow $10 to your like a friend that you met there a year ago type of conversations. Let me hold five. Let me hold this. But as we both get adults, there's more, there's more shame to ask it.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie. I changed a lot. But freshman and sophomore year, Pat, he was a bitch ass next year. So the thing I would do when people would ask for an amount of money, even if I had it on me right then and there, I would not give it to him. I'd be like, I got you. And I would literally wait until he buy a bunch of girls and pull up, let go. They go, hey, there you go.

[A]

Say you need a five.

[D]

Right?

[A]

Don't even worry about paying me back.

[B]

Don't even worry about it. It's more with that cake. Lady, ladies, lady, lady, lady. L man, pizza on me. Matter of fact, go ahead, keep the union got to put in with that 20 pizza on you. Go ahead and put that towards you said your phone bill. Yeah, bro. Yeah.

[A]

There's more. There' more shame to. To asking now because in a sense that if I know a friend is asking me for an amount of money, I know they really need it. Yeah. And it's. And that there's a story attached to it. But in college I feel like it was one of those things where it's like, bro, I need, I need it for drugs or whatever random thing, going to movies.

[B]

I need $40, bro. I. Bro, I just bag Ashley. I need $40. Like, I guess you didn't bag her. Yeah, getting it. Yeah, you take $40, go spend it another one.

[A]

And I think two is the, the. I think the amount of money too is, is attainable. Like if you did, if you actually just put in like some effort, like actual time, like $20, $40. It's like you could have worked, you have a job, you could have worked an extra, extra shift to get that money. Obviously when you're an adult, if it's like a real thing that you need money for, it's one of those things like, like I wasn't expecting this, this happened and stuff like that. So I, I don't haven't had too many of that to happen to me in my adult life.

[B]

Yeah, I feel like just picking my friends. All my friends give money, you know what I'm saying? So like, or they in the capacity where they can get that money back. So it's easy for me to give them the money because I see, obviously you just gotta be down right now. Something happened. I see you working. I ain't got no friends that's like jobless or broke. You know what I mean? Them be the scariest people to be around, bro, because $40 mean a lot to them and it's going to keep meaning a lot to them and it's never going to mean that much to you until you calculate you get that little cash app at the end of the year.

[A]

40.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. 40 for 40. 40 for 40. You know, it took me a long time to realize that because sometimes when I thought I was saving money, I would, but I was spending money every day, but not that much money, which is sometimes worse than making a big purchase. Like a lot of people don't even know that. Like $50 a day. Some people just spend 50 a day and not even notice. Yeah, like that's a lot of money.

[A]

When you think about it.

[B]

350 a week on what? That's 1400 dollars a month.

[A]

I was, I. When I actually started, when I actually started keeping track of like my money and stuff like that, like with the apps and stuff like that to tell you where you're spending your money. Stuff like, and stuff like. I think everybody should do that because there's certain times, there's like a point where I was eating out a lot, I was spending like. And this might not be a lot to some people, but I was spending like fifteen hundred dollars a month on like outside food, not, not groceries, not just like, purely, like, restaurants and foods I can make at home. Just eating out a lot. And that's a lot of money. Like, I should be nowhere close to that, especially now. I'm nowhere close to that now. Now I think I probably spend, like, less than. It depends now, but I don't think I spend that much money.

[B]

The thing is, is, like, that's how I know my spending habits were up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I'm probably spending somewhat similar to what I was back there. And now I'm like, just saving money.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I know at some point I was like, out of my body.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean? It's like you just buying and kind of just worry about the money later. I was also more of, like, I would get my hands dirty more back then than I will now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm not going to lie, bro. Like, if I went broke right now, it be tough for me to get back in the field, man. I, I, I have to live like a broke ass for at least a month before I get the motivation again. Like, nah, man. Something that next pod gonna pop, man. Be in the studio. Like, man, we gotta do more. Would you rather spend.

[A]

We gotta get back to it. It's been like 10 years since the pod has been on. You can pull up to my front door. I haven't seen Pat in 10 years. The movie's like, I'm getting the bad back together. We're driving. It's just like that scene in Sinners. We're just ratting everybody up.

[C]

That's not the roadcasting.

[B]

We back, baby. We over here. All right. Would you rather get back watching this bullshit? Okay. You know, so, so they say the worst thing a girl could say when you ask her out is what? No. It's no. Right. So it's supposed to give you the confidence. Some dude was on Hinge. Right. And I'm pretty sure there's a rule on Hinge. I'm not sure if, like, they. The woman has to message you first as bumble. Is that bumble?

[A]

Yeah, it.

[B]

Hinge has like, some type of rule that gives women the power to. I'm not sure what it is, but, but anywho, in, in any dating app, you can't connect with anybody unless they connect with you. So both people have to. Yeah, it has to be a match. So this dude got a notification that it was a match between him and this girl named Shayla. And her first message to him was, man, it's if somebody say, man, it.

[A]

Like, I want to be like, do.

[B]

You mean Me like, man, it like.

[A]

Did you mean it like, you.

[B]

You know how many things. Like, how many times she swiped and she like, ah. Ah. Damn. That dude might have been most decent one It. Let's go with this one. Like a man. It is way worse than somebody's like.

[A]

Hail Mary is crazy. How do you even respond to that, though?

[B]

You got a troll back.

[A]

You have to.

[B]

I think I would, yeah, but I'm not. The thing about me is I never want to be that spiteful. I feel like that brings bad juju just because somebody hurt your feelings and you try to hurt their feelings back. But I'm definitely paying, like, the sympathy card. Like, good job. Like, take a picture, and it's like the view is like off the edge of a building.

[A]

Her.

[B]

This is all you.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, man. Hey, G. I, I. I've had a observation again. Pass. The worst person to follow while driving. This man turns into Jimmy Johnson Lewis Hamilton all in one. Just like, he's like, most impossible. That's why I'm like, I hate when you be like. I'm like, where's the address? He's like, no, just follow me, bro. This man takes off and does dangerous that you shouldn't be doing. Going fast as hell.

[C]

You're trying to show off, man.

[A]

Trying to show off. He'd be r farming. He's been r f these days, man.

[B]

I, man, I be drifting on that mike and everything. And then sometimes I go back around the block to get him, like, right here. Be out of like, and feel like, where the he go. I be making a terror, like, follow me, bro. Did a whole lot, bro. That's the thing. But I realized, you know, when I first got my new car, I was like, I'm him.

[A]

I'm new.

[B]

Like, you can't stop me. I got max acceleration. Nobody should be able to cut me off. And once again, I got humbled again, man. I just like, these some real demons out here, bro.

[C]

What kind of car?

[B]

It don't. Nissan ultimate, bro. Of course I'm talking about these niggas willing to ride the bike lane until they die.

[A]

Die.

[B]

Are you really. Are you ready to die over this? Once I realized, like, damn, I really love my life. I'm like, bro, they really got it, bro. They're like, hey, bro, you gonna have to kill me, bro. They're right alongside you. Like, bro, you want to kill. Staring you in the eyes like, yeah, go ahead, kill me. Don't let me over. Because that's why I feel like it's going to happen, bro. Like these dudes, y' all got it, man. Y' all got me back to driving. Like unk. Now I'm back to cruising again. I was on they ass for like a week, but I had about. Like I was about 12. And oh, in street races, you know, only eight of them was paying attention. I was killing they ass. And then I ran into a real street demon.

[A]

The ran you off the road.

[B]

He spread it through. Then he waited until I got to the next stoplight and was just like, let's race to this next little one way. And so I was racing him, bro. Man, he. He was a demon, bro. Never again y' all got uncle off the street. I'm back take. I'm back to taking them side streets and stopping that four way stop. So looking three times.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

I gotta be back, man.

[C]

Now that. That reminds me though of like, like, like concerts when the crowd is crazy. You try to get through the crowd and the homie hit you with the follow me.

[A]

That's when trying to be group leader out of nowhere, bro.

[B]

Now that. That's the worst though. When somebody only wants to be group leader because they're tired of not being the leader. Yeah, they're just like, oh, now you about to be group leader versus some you not even confident. Like, who told you to take over the plans for a trip? Don't even plan shit for yourself. They gotta stand in a two and a half star hotel.

[A]

Like the thing I see group leaders stuff happen the most is when guys attempt to get you in a club especially. And it's annoying to me because it's already places I was already good to get into. But he made it seem like it was his connection that got me. It's like I was already on the list. I just. So it's like, oh, bro, don't worry, you good. You can be you on my list. And shit like that. Like, bro, I was already on the list. You don't have to use a spot for me.

[B]

You like, no, you with me? No, I'm not my. I was already coming here, bro. Stop. Hey, hey, hey. No. The worst is when someone invites you to their section and you look at them and it's only y' all two in a section. And they bring him the bottle menu and he open it up like it's a team effort.

[A]

He like, like why you. Why we.

[B]

Why we share what we think thinking, bro. Cuz I don't drink tequila like that. Like, what the you mean I am not help selecting. This is your bottle in your section. So I can leave anytime I want. I hate when people try to invite me somewhere for vibes. I like a vibe curator to you.

[A]

My or you liable to set a.

[B]

Piece of tissue on fire in the back of it. I got adhd.

[A]

Do play because I don't mind playing. I don't mind paying for the bottles and stuff like that. Especially if I invite. But if I invite you and then you bring like a plus five, it's like, all right, now you actually have to put in for this. Your +5 at least something like that.

[B]

I've never had a. Every time we have a section, I can only think of like eight people that I'm inviting. Everybody else if I invite it, they can't make it cuz they don't club or something like that. So I, I've never had a problem where it's like, okay, there's too many people in the section. Yeah, we got to kick. But I, I will say say it is an experience like I've only experienced like the last couple years where I buy a bottle and you're watching somebody you've never seen in your life take liquor out of that bottle. Yeah. And like they not it and they like it's. Sometimes it's about the confidence. Like if somebody, if somebody just like holding a cup looking confused. I almost feel like, oh, I'm the host. Let me go over there. Like I don't even know you. Hey, I'm Pat. I don't know where you from, but hey, here's some liquor and stuff like that. Like that. But somebody hop in the section, grab your, like it's just a difference. Like grab your, pour it, pull out.

[A]

Their phone and like this, like this. Y' all not doing it like us.

[B]

You mean you're not doing like us? This man.

[A]

Oh man.

[B]

Weak ass wife beater you got on. Yeah, I saw a dude wear a wife beater to the club. This is stupid, you know that?

[A]

Oh man. Anyway, that has been crash dummies episode 231. Make sure you guys buy tickets to the live show in Chicago. We're thinking about doing an after event so we'll announce that soon as well to do like a meet and greet and stuff like that. I know it's a Sunday, but make sure you guys, you guys have hella time to get off on that Monday. So make sure you guys go into the description and get the tickets to the show.

[B]

It's beginning to be. No excuses. I'm letting you know now. Pre sale is already like we already more than a third full, so. Yeah, it.

[A]

Which is great. So shout out to people that bought tickets.

[B]

And you gotta realize this is our first time talking about it. So if you listening to this at 2pm on a Thursday, good luck.

[A]

For real.

[B]

Good luck. You might not make the show this year. You gotta get on it as soon as you hear this, bro, I know you sitting on the toilet, bro. Go ask your wife for the credit card info right now.

[A]

It's not like the. The college commercial.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Oh, for the people that sleep. Demon.

[G]

Demon, Demon.

[A]

Demon.

[B]

Demon, Demon, Demon.

[A]

All right, y', all, peace.