Crash Dummies Podcast — Episode: "Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers" (Nov 12, 2025)

Episode Overview

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu (“Pat and Mike”) return with another candid, hilarious exploration of unlikely scenarios, modern relationships, and cultural commentary. This episode features comedian Marco Summers (formerly Funny Marco), joining the hosts for a rollicking conversation touching on viral internet moments, social dynamics, etiquette (especially bathroom misadventures), pranks culture, relationship dilemmas, and live caller Q&A. Throughout, the trio maintains the signature Crash Dummies blend of raw honesty, quick wit, and a knack for poking fun at everyday absurdities.

Main Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Dating Red Flags & Gender Signals (01:07–02:59)

Pat and Mike break down signs someone’s only keeping you as an option—not genuinely interested:
- For women: "She never says, ‘Hey, you want to come over and just chill?’...there’s always money involved" (01:39–01:47).
- For men: Immediate invitations for casual hangouts after one date; "You just trying to chill at my crib, watch Netflix—with the ass, though" (01:58–02:17).
Mutual laughter at how some people just love “the date life," even with no romantic intent.
Commentary on viral “toxic TikTok” dating takes that are shamefully, hilariously true for some (02:17–02:42).

2. The “Amazed Listener” Dating Bit (03:10–04:01)

Mike: “Anytime a guy emphasizes a little detail in your story, there’s no—he’s not listening. That’s the last thing he caught." (03:30–03:37)
Pat riffs on guys’ fake amazement when they zone out on stories: “Your brother went to the army? Perfect attendance. Spelling bee champion? Damn!” (03:39–03:56)

3. AI Remixes & Cover Song Culture (05:34–07:44)

Fascination with AI-generated blues/jazz remixes of rap classics: “I can’t lie, them shits is hot.” (05:56)
Discussion of how creative song arrangements on shows like American Idol are “a cheat code.”
Nostalgic talk about viral YouTube cover artists, and jokes about “riding fictional dicks” (07:30), showing the Crash Dummies’ always-raucous tone.

4. Lending Money & “Church Sermons” on Getting Your Money Back (07:44–10:27)

Sharing stories about lending money for emergencies only to see that person “popping bottles at the club.”
Pat: “My new thing is, the more money you steal from me...the more dangerous it is” (09:24–10:01). Jokes about putting a “bounty” on unpaid debts crack up the room.

5. AUX Cord/Bluetooth Etiquette (12:00–14:18)

Rules for “aux cord etiquette”—especially with groups: “If it’s a car full of dudes, no slow R&B, bro...Birthday Sex is a no-go” (13:14–13:29).
Banter over what’s acceptable music on car trips, including arguments over melodies vs. lyrical content.

6. Social Awkwardness and Gym/Boomer Tech Stories (17:32–19:54)

Mike tells of feeling like a tech genius when helping seniors (“helped a dude connect Bluetooth, he gave me $100”) (17:40–18:33).
Pat recalls awkward “strongman” moments in the gym: “Old dudes make you feel like Wemby for nothing.”
Riffs on people asking truly basic questions about podcasting or fitness, and letting people “cook” on topics you already know about for politeness.

7. Podcasting, Influencer Origins, and the Milwaukee Scene (21:15–24:24)

Real talk about being “local,” how fans interact, and the randomness of podcast/influencer success.
Pat: “I can literally say no, and anybody could blow up tomorrow and be bigger than us” (23:04–23:17).

8. Marco Summers (Funny Marco) Joins the Show (27:02 onward)

a. Viral Clips, Internet Perception & “The Gay Rumor” (27:26–34:49)

Marco discusses his viral “if you were gay, who would you date?” clip, how people take out-of-context moments and run with them online.
- “If I would have said Flavor Flav, nobody would have cared. But because it’s Jalen Hurts and he’s attractive, now it’s a big headline.” (29:14–29:39)
Deeper commentary on how Black culture polices heteronormativity in public, compared to other communities.
The group discusses internet “zestiness” and cultural double standards, riffing on public overreactions to perceived sexuality (31:14–33:43).
- Marco: “When you comfortable with yourself, people come after you more…” (31:10)

b. Midwest Roots & Prank Culture (34:55–38:15)

Marco: “I’m from Kansas City…the Midwest. Nah, for some reason, people think I’m from Atlanta” (35:00–35:22).
Conversation about changes in “prank” standards: “I thought a prank is where the person can choose to walk away…not hitting someone or putting them in a scenario” (37:49–38:15).

c. Bathroom Etiquette: “Taking Pictures at the Urinal” (38:15–41:23)

The episode’s namesake segment: after witnessing someone unbuttoning pants too early at a Bucks game, Pat launches a comedic debate on bathroom protocol.
- “You shouldn’t start unbuttoning until you get in front of the stall.” (38:36)
Marco, Pat, and Mike riff on what to do if someone tries to take a picture in the bathroom: “You gotta slowly delete it—now go to your deletes too, bro!” (39:29–39:34).
Extended laughter about the logistics and awkwardness of fighting while mid-pee.

d. Superstitions, Cultural Traditions & “Whole Cars” (41:40–44:37)

Discussion about baby showers and wedding showers (Marco: “I don’t believe in baby showers—I ain’t had one. People give gifts and never see the baby again” [41:51–42:21]).
Nigerian wedding traditions: “We throw real money at weddings—it’s blessings and a bridal gift” (43:31–43:34).
Hilarious debate over which cars are the “hoe car” (Nissan, Pontiac Grand Am, and Tesla all make the list).

9. Open Caller Segment — Relationship Dilemmas, Cheating, and Social Media Drama (44:37–93:04)

This extended segment features live callers sharing relationship issues, with Marco and the hosts offering unconventional, often ludicrous advice. Highlights include:

When Did You Know Your Ex Wasn’t the One? (Prompt for several callers)
- Cheating at work, voodoo dolls with hair left “at the crossroads” (57:27–57:47), baby mamas having babies with best friends (63:19–63:33), etc.
Social Media & Trust Issues: Recurring topic on following OnlyFans models, blocking on Instagram, and “throwing subliminals” at each other online (83:20–90:45).
- “The only reason you’re vibing out is because you can’t see the stuff he’s doing” (89:12–89:34).
Caller shares he loves someone else while still with his four-year girlfriend: “So what advice do you want, bro?” "I'm just chilling" (75:28–77:55).
Marco’s Top Sex Coaching Tip: "She don’t know how to throw it back, so I’m coaching off the elbow…Every time, get off your elbow!" (95:09–95:52). Hysterical instructions ensue.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (w/ Timestamps)

“Anytime a guy emphasizes the little detail in your story…he’s not listening. That’s the last thing he caught.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (03:36)

“I want to know a timeline. If you need $4,000, how much have you raised so far?”
— Crash Dummies Host 1 (08:20)

“If it’s a car full of dudes, no slow R&B, bro…I don’t want to hear ‘do you like the way I flick my tongue or not’”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (13:14)

“A prank is where the other person gets to decide if they keep entertaining it or not. You can’t walk up and hit somebody and call it a prank.”
— Marco Summers (37:49)

“You shouldn’t start unbuttoning until you get in front of the stall. That’s new bathroom etiquette.”
— Crash Dummies Host 1 (38:36)

“You gotta slowly delete it—now go to your deletes too, bro.”
— Crash Dummies Host 3 (39:29)

“My new thing is, the more money you steal from me…the more dangerous it is. Same amount of money on your head.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (09:24)

“I thought a prank is where you physically not putting somebody in a scenario and they get to choose if they walk away from it…if I walk up and slap you it’s not a prank.”
— Marco Summers (37:49)

“If you go to jail, there you is.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (38:56)

“She don’t know how to throw it back…I’m really in there coaching off the elbow!”
— Male Caller (95:09)

“Unblocking your ex just so they can see you shining—that’s next-level petty.”
— Marco Summers (71:10)

Tone & Style

As always, Crash Dummies lives in the space where real-life relatability collides with outlandish humor. The tone is irreverent, open, at times purposely cringe, and full of unscripted energy. Marco Summers amplifies the comedic friction with offbeat perspectives and a knack for taking jokes right to the edge—but always with a dose of insight on internet culture, self-preservation, and why we act the way we do.

Key Timestamps (Approximate)

01:07 — Dating Red Flags
03:10 — “Amazed Listener” Bit
05:34 — AI Remixes & Cover Songs
07:44 — Lending Money Stories
12:00 — AUX Cord Etiquette
17:32 — Boomer Tech / Gym Stories
21:15 — Podcasting Success
27:02 — Marco Joins
29:14 — Viral “Gay Rumor” Clip Breakdown
38:15 — Urinal/Bathroom Etiquette Segment
44:37–93:04 — Call-In Relationship Dilemmas (various funny and real stories)
95:09 — Legendary “Throw It Back/Coaching Off the Elbow” Caller

Final Thoughts

This episode is classic Crash Dummies—long-form, no-holds-barred, and full of moments that ping-pong between social commentary and pure comedic absurdity. Marco Summers elevates the energy, and the live callers provide a reality-TV dose of relationship chaos and authenticity. Skipping this episode would mean missing not only some of the wildest stories about exes, internet pranks, and “bathroom etiquette,” but also a window into why Crash Dummies Podcast continues to thrive with a uniquely loyal audience.

Catch it for:

Hilarious relationship wisdom (and anti-wisdom)
Viral moment breakdowns and internet culture analysis
Unfiltered conversations about the awkward, relatable, and utterly random moments that define life in 2025

Missed it?
Start at Marco’s segment (~27:00) and the infamous urinal story (~38:00) for maximum laughs.

Crash Dummies Podcast — Episode: "Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers" (Nov 12, 2025)

Episode Overview

Main Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Dating Red Flags & Gender Signals (01:07–02:59)

Pat and Mike break down signs someone’s only keeping you as an option—not genuinely interested:
- For women: "She never says, ‘Hey, you want to come over and just chill?’...there’s always money involved" (01:39–01:47).
- For men: Immediate invitations for casual hangouts after one date; "You just trying to chill at my crib, watch Netflix—with the ass, though" (01:58–02:17).
Mutual laughter at how some people just love “the date life," even with no romantic intent.
Commentary on viral “toxic TikTok” dating takes that are shamefully, hilariously true for some (02:17–02:42).

2. The “Amazed Listener” Dating Bit (03:10–04:01)

Mike: “Anytime a guy emphasizes a little detail in your story, there’s no—he’s not listening. That’s the last thing he caught." (03:30–03:37)
Pat riffs on guys’ fake amazement when they zone out on stories: “Your brother went to the army? Perfect attendance. Spelling bee champion? Damn!” (03:39–03:56)

3. AI Remixes & Cover Song Culture (05:34–07:44)

Fascination with AI-generated blues/jazz remixes of rap classics: “I can’t lie, them shits is hot.” (05:56)
Discussion of how creative song arrangements on shows like American Idol are “a cheat code.”
Nostalgic talk about viral YouTube cover artists, and jokes about “riding fictional dicks” (07:30), showing the Crash Dummies’ always-raucous tone.

4. Lending Money & “Church Sermons” on Getting Your Money Back (07:44–10:27)

Sharing stories about lending money for emergencies only to see that person “popping bottles at the club.”
Pat: “My new thing is, the more money you steal from me...the more dangerous it is” (09:24–10:01). Jokes about putting a “bounty” on unpaid debts crack up the room.

5. AUX Cord/Bluetooth Etiquette (12:00–14:18)

Rules for “aux cord etiquette”—especially with groups: “If it’s a car full of dudes, no slow R&B, bro...Birthday Sex is a no-go” (13:14–13:29).
Banter over what’s acceptable music on car trips, including arguments over melodies vs. lyrical content.

6. Social Awkwardness and Gym/Boomer Tech Stories (17:32–19:54)

Mike tells of feeling like a tech genius when helping seniors (“helped a dude connect Bluetooth, he gave me $100”) (17:40–18:33).
Pat recalls awkward “strongman” moments in the gym: “Old dudes make you feel like Wemby for nothing.”
Riffs on people asking truly basic questions about podcasting or fitness, and letting people “cook” on topics you already know about for politeness.

7. Podcasting, Influencer Origins, and the Milwaukee Scene (21:15–24:24)

Real talk about being “local,” how fans interact, and the randomness of podcast/influencer success.
Pat: “I can literally say no, and anybody could blow up tomorrow and be bigger than us” (23:04–23:17).

8. Marco Summers (Funny Marco) Joins the Show (27:02 onward)

a. Viral Clips, Internet Perception & “The Gay Rumor” (27:26–34:49)

Marco discusses his viral “if you were gay, who would you date?” clip, how people take out-of-context moments and run with them online.
- “If I would have said Flavor Flav, nobody would have cared. But because it’s Jalen Hurts and he’s attractive, now it’s a big headline.” (29:14–29:39)
Deeper commentary on how Black culture polices heteronormativity in public, compared to other communities.
The group discusses internet “zestiness” and cultural double standards, riffing on public overreactions to perceived sexuality (31:14–33:43).
- Marco: “When you comfortable with yourself, people come after you more…” (31:10)

b. Midwest Roots & Prank Culture (34:55–38:15)

Marco: “I’m from Kansas City…the Midwest. Nah, for some reason, people think I’m from Atlanta” (35:00–35:22).
Conversation about changes in “prank” standards: “I thought a prank is where the person can choose to walk away…not hitting someone or putting them in a scenario” (37:49–38:15).

c. Bathroom Etiquette: “Taking Pictures at the Urinal” (38:15–41:23)

The episode’s namesake segment: after witnessing someone unbuttoning pants too early at a Bucks game, Pat launches a comedic debate on bathroom protocol.
- “You shouldn’t start unbuttoning until you get in front of the stall.” (38:36)
Marco, Pat, and Mike riff on what to do if someone tries to take a picture in the bathroom: “You gotta slowly delete it—now go to your deletes too, bro!” (39:29–39:34).
Extended laughter about the logistics and awkwardness of fighting while mid-pee.

d. Superstitions, Cultural Traditions & “Whole Cars” (41:40–44:37)

Discussion about baby showers and wedding showers (Marco: “I don’t believe in baby showers—I ain’t had one. People give gifts and never see the baby again” [41:51–42:21]).
Nigerian wedding traditions: “We throw real money at weddings—it’s blessings and a bridal gift” (43:31–43:34).
Hilarious debate over which cars are the “hoe car” (Nissan, Pontiac Grand Am, and Tesla all make the list).

9. Open Caller Segment — Relationship Dilemmas, Cheating, and Social Media Drama (44:37–93:04)

This extended segment features live callers sharing relationship issues, with Marco and the hosts offering unconventional, often ludicrous advice. Highlights include:

When Did You Know Your Ex Wasn’t the One? (Prompt for several callers)
- Cheating at work, voodoo dolls with hair left “at the crossroads” (57:27–57:47), baby mamas having babies with best friends (63:19–63:33), etc.
Social Media & Trust Issues: Recurring topic on following OnlyFans models, blocking on Instagram, and “throwing subliminals” at each other online (83:20–90:45).
- “The only reason you’re vibing out is because you can’t see the stuff he’s doing” (89:12–89:34).
Caller shares he loves someone else while still with his four-year girlfriend: “So what advice do you want, bro?” "I'm just chilling" (75:28–77:55).
Marco’s Top Sex Coaching Tip: "She don’t know how to throw it back, so I’m coaching off the elbow…Every time, get off your elbow!" (95:09–95:52). Hysterical instructions ensue.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (w/ Timestamps)

“Anytime a guy emphasizes the little detail in your story…he’s not listening. That’s the last thing he caught.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (03:36)

“I want to know a timeline. If you need $4,000, how much have you raised so far?”
— Crash Dummies Host 1 (08:20)

“If it’s a car full of dudes, no slow R&B, bro…I don’t want to hear ‘do you like the way I flick my tongue or not’”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (13:14)

“A prank is where the other person gets to decide if they keep entertaining it or not. You can’t walk up and hit somebody and call it a prank.”
— Marco Summers (37:49)

“You shouldn’t start unbuttoning until you get in front of the stall. That’s new bathroom etiquette.”
— Crash Dummies Host 1 (38:36)

“You gotta slowly delete it—now go to your deletes too, bro.”
— Crash Dummies Host 3 (39:29)

“My new thing is, the more money you steal from me…the more dangerous it is. Same amount of money on your head.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (09:24)

“I thought a prank is where you physically not putting somebody in a scenario and they get to choose if they walk away from it…if I walk up and slap you it’s not a prank.”
— Marco Summers (37:49)

“If you go to jail, there you is.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (38:56)

“She don’t know how to throw it back…I’m really in there coaching off the elbow!”
— Male Caller (95:09)

“Unblocking your ex just so they can see you shining—that’s next-level petty.”
— Marco Summers (71:10)

Tone & Style

Key Timestamps (Approximate)

01:07 — Dating Red Flags
03:10 — “Amazed Listener” Bit
05:34 — AI Remixes & Cover Songs
07:44 — Lending Money Stories
12:00 — AUX Cord Etiquette
17:32 — Boomer Tech / Gym Stories
21:15 — Podcasting Success
27:02 — Marco Joins
29:14 — Viral “Gay Rumor” Clip Breakdown
38:15 — Urinal/Bathroom Etiquette Segment
44:37–93:04 — Call-In Relationship Dilemmas (various funny and real stories)
95:09 — Legendary “Throw It Back/Coaching Off the Elbow” Caller

Final Thoughts

Catch it for:

Hilarious relationship wisdom (and anti-wisdom)
Viral moment breakdowns and internet culture analysis
Unfiltered conversations about the awkward, relatable, and utterly random moments that define life in 2025

Missed it?
Start at Marco’s segment (~27:00) and the infamous urinal story (~38:00) for maximum laughs.

Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers

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Crash Dummies Podcast — Episode: "Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers" (Nov 12, 2025)

Episode Overview

Main Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Dating Red Flags & Gender Signals (01:07–02:59)

2. The “Amazed Listener” Dating Bit (03:10–04:01)

3. AI Remixes & Cover Song Culture (05:34–07:44)

4. Lending Money & “Church Sermons” on Getting Your Money Back (07:44–10:27)

5. AUX Cord/Bluetooth Etiquette (12:00–14:18)

6. Social Awkwardness and Gym/Boomer Tech Stories (17:32–19:54)

7. Podcasting, Influencer Origins, and the Milwaukee Scene (21:15–24:24)

8. Marco Summers (Funny Marco) Joins the Show (27:02 onward)

a. Viral Clips, Internet Perception & “The Gay Rumor” (27:26–34:49)

b. Midwest Roots & Prank Culture (34:55–38:15)

c. Bathroom Etiquette: “Taking Pictures at the Urinal” (38:15–41:23)

d. Superstitions, Cultural Traditions & “Whole Cars” (41:40–44:37)

9. Open Caller Segment — Relationship Dilemmas, Cheating, and Social Media Drama (44:37–93:04)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (w/ Timestamps)

Tone & Style

Key Timestamps (Approximate)

Final Thoughts

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast — Episode: "Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers" (Nov 12, 2025)

Episode Overview

Main Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Dating Red Flags & Gender Signals (01:07–02:59)

2. The “Amazed Listener” Dating Bit (03:10–04:01)

3. AI Remixes & Cover Song Culture (05:34–07:44)

4. Lending Money & “Church Sermons” on Getting Your Money Back (07:44–10:27)

5. AUX Cord/Bluetooth Etiquette (12:00–14:18)

6. Social Awkwardness and Gym/Boomer Tech Stories (17:32–19:54)

7. Podcasting, Influencer Origins, and the Milwaukee Scene (21:15–24:24)

8. Marco Summers (Funny Marco) Joins the Show (27:02 onward)

a. Viral Clips, Internet Perception & “The Gay Rumor” (27:26–34:49)

b. Midwest Roots & Prank Culture (34:55–38:15)

c. Bathroom Etiquette: “Taking Pictures at the Urinal” (38:15–41:23)

d. Superstitions, Cultural Traditions & “Whole Cars” (41:40–44:37)

9. Open Caller Segment — Relationship Dilemmas, Cheating, and Social Media Drama (44:37–93:04)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (w/ Timestamps)

Tone & Style

Key Timestamps (Approximate)

Final Thoughts