Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast — Episode: "Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers" (Nov 12, 2025)

Episode Overview

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu (“Pat and Mike”) return with another candid, hilarious exploration of unlikely scenarios, modern relationships, and cultural commentary. This episode features comedian Marco Summers (formerly Funny Marco), joining the hosts for a rollicking conversation touching on viral internet moments, social dynamics, etiquette (especially bathroom misadventures), pranks culture, relationship dilemmas, and live caller Q&A. Throughout, the trio maintains the signature Crash Dummies blend of raw honesty, quick wit, and a knack for poking fun at everyday absurdities.

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Main Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Dating Red Flags & Gender Signals (01:07–02:59)

• Pat and Mike break down signs someone’s only keeping you as an option—not genuinely interested:
  • For women: "She never says, ‘Hey, you want to come over and just chill?’...there’s always money involved" (01:39–01:47).
  • For men: Immediate invitations for casual hangouts after one date; "You just trying to chill at my crib, watch Netflix—with the ass, though" (01:58–02:17).
• Mutual laughter at how some people just love “the date life," even with no romantic intent.
• Commentary on viral “toxic TikTok” dating takes that are shamefully, hilariously true for some (02:17–02:42).

2. The “Amazed Listener” Dating Bit (03:10–04:01)

• Mike: “Anytime a guy emphasizes a little detail in your story, there’s no—he’s not listening. That’s the last thing he caught." (03:30–03:37)
• Pat riffs on guys’ fake amazement when they zone out on stories: “Your brother went to the army? Perfect attendance. Spelling bee champion? Damn!” (03:39–03:56)

3. AI Remixes & Cover Song Culture (05:34–07:44)

• Fascination with AI-generated blues/jazz remixes of rap classics: “I can’t lie, them shits is hot.” (05:56)
• Discussion of how creative song arrangements on shows like American Idol are “a cheat code.”
• Nostalgic talk about viral YouTube cover artists, and jokes about “riding fictional dicks” (07:30), showing the Crash Dummies’ always-raucous tone.

4. Lending Money & “Church Sermons” on Getting Your Money Back (07:44–10:27)

• Sharing stories about lending money for emergencies only to see that person “popping bottles at the club.”
• Pat: “My new thing is, the more money you steal from me...the more dangerous it is” (09:24–10:01). Jokes about putting a “bounty” on unpaid debts crack up the room.

5. AUX Cord/Bluetooth Etiquette (12:00–14:18)

• Rules for “aux cord etiquette”—especially with groups: “If it’s a car full of dudes, no slow R&B, bro...Birthday Sex is a no-go” (13:14–13:29).
• Banter over what’s acceptable music on car trips, including arguments over melodies vs. lyrical content.

6. Social Awkwardness and Gym/Boomer Tech Stories (17:32–19:54)

• Mike tells of feeling like a tech genius when helping seniors (“helped a dude connect Bluetooth, he gave me $100”) (17:40–18:33).
• Pat recalls awkward “strongman” moments in the gym: “Old dudes make you feel like Wemby for nothing.”
• Riffs on people asking truly basic questions about podcasting or fitness, and letting people “cook” on topics you already know about for politeness.

7. Podcasting, Influencer Origins, and the Milwaukee Scene (21:15–24:24)

• Real talk about being “local,” how fans interact, and the randomness of podcast/influencer success.
• Pat: “I can literally say no, and anybody could blow up tomorrow and be bigger than us” (23:04–23:17).

8. Marco Summers (Funny Marco) Joins the Show (27:02 onward)

a. Viral Clips, Internet Perception & “The Gay Rumor” (27:26–34:49)

• Marco discusses his viral “if you were gay, who would you date?” clip, how people take out-of-context moments and run with them online.
  • “If I would have said Flavor Flav, nobody would have cared. But because it’s Jalen Hurts and he’s attractive, now it’s a big headline.” (29:14–29:39)
• Deeper commentary on how Black culture polices heteronormativity in public, compared to other communities.
• The group discusses internet “zestiness” and cultural double standards, riffing on public overreactions to perceived sexuality (31:14–33:43).
  • Marco: “When you comfortable with yourself, people come after you more…” (31:10)

b. Midwest Roots & Prank Culture (34:55–38:15)

• Marco: “I’m from Kansas City…the Midwest. Nah, for some reason, people think I’m from Atlanta” (35:00–35:22).
• Conversation about changes in “prank” standards: “I thought a prank is where the person can choose to walk away…not hitting someone or putting them in a scenario” (37:49–38:15).

c. Bathroom Etiquette: “Taking Pictures at the Urinal” (38:15–41:23)

• The episode’s namesake segment: after witnessing someone unbuttoning pants too early at a Bucks game, Pat launches a comedic debate on bathroom protocol.
  • “You shouldn’t start unbuttoning until you get in front of the stall.” (38:36)
• Marco, Pat, and Mike riff on what to do if someone tries to take a picture in the bathroom: “You gotta slowly delete it—now go to your deletes too, bro!” (39:29–39:34).
• Extended laughter about the logistics and awkwardness of fighting while mid-pee.

d. Superstitions, Cultural Traditions & “Whole Cars” (41:40–44:37)

• Discussion about baby showers and wedding showers (Marco: “I don’t believe in baby showers—I ain’t had one. People give gifts and never see the baby again” [41:51–42:21]).
• Nigerian wedding traditions: “We throw real money at weddings—it’s blessings and a bridal gift” (43:31–43:34).
• Hilarious debate over which cars are the “hoe car” (Nissan, Pontiac Grand Am, and Tesla all make the list).

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9. Open Caller Segment — Relationship Dilemmas, Cheating, and Social Media Drama (44:37–93:04)

This extended segment features live callers sharing relationship issues, with Marco and the hosts offering unconventional, often ludicrous advice. Highlights include:

• When Did You Know Your Ex Wasn’t the One? (Prompt for several callers)
  • Cheating at work, voodoo dolls with hair left “at the crossroads” (57:27–57:47), baby mamas having babies with best friends (63:19–63:33), etc.
• Social Media & Trust Issues: Recurring topic on following OnlyFans models, blocking on Instagram, and “throwing subliminals” at each other online (83:20–90:45).
  • “The only reason you’re vibing out is because you can’t see the stuff he’s doing” (89:12–89:34).
• Caller shares he loves someone else while still with his four-year girlfriend: “So what advice do you want, bro?” "I'm just chilling" (75:28–77:55).
• Marco’s Top Sex Coaching Tip: "She don’t know how to throw it back, so I’m coaching off the elbow…Every time, get off your elbow!" (95:09–95:52). Hysterical instructions ensue.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (w/ Timestamps)

“Anytime a guy emphasizes the little detail in your story…he’s not listening. That’s the last thing he caught.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (03:36)

“I want to know a timeline. If you need $4,000, how much have you raised so far?”
— Crash Dummies Host 1 (08:20)

“If it’s a car full of dudes, no slow R&B, bro…I don’t want to hear ‘do you like the way I flick my tongue or not’”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (13:14)

“A prank is where the other person gets to decide if they keep entertaining it or not. You can’t walk up and hit somebody and call it a prank.”
— Marco Summers (37:49)

“You shouldn’t start unbuttoning until you get in front of the stall. That’s new bathroom etiquette.”
— Crash Dummies Host 1 (38:36)

“You gotta slowly delete it—now go to your deletes too, bro.”
— Crash Dummies Host 3 (39:29)

“My new thing is, the more money you steal from me…the more dangerous it is. Same amount of money on your head.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (09:24)

“I thought a prank is where you physically not putting somebody in a scenario and they get to choose if they walk away from it…if I walk up and slap you it’s not a prank.”
— Marco Summers (37:49)

“If you go to jail, there you is.”
— Crash Dummies Host 2 (38:56)

“She don’t know how to throw it back…I’m really in there coaching off the elbow!”
— Male Caller (95:09)

“Unblocking your ex just so they can see you shining—that’s next-level petty.”
— Marco Summers (71:10)

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Tone & Style

As always, Crash Dummies lives in the space where real-life relatability collides with outlandish humor. The tone is irreverent, open, at times purposely cringe, and full of unscripted energy. Marco Summers amplifies the comedic friction with offbeat perspectives and a knack for taking jokes right to the edge—but always with a dose of insight on internet culture, self-preservation, and why we act the way we do.

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Key Timestamps (Approximate)

• 01:07 — Dating Red Flags
• 03:10 — “Amazed Listener” Bit
• 05:34 — AI Remixes & Cover Songs
• 07:44 — Lending Money Stories
• 12:00 — AUX Cord Etiquette
• 17:32 — Boomer Tech / Gym Stories
• 21:15 — Podcasting Success
• 27:02 — Marco Joins
• 29:14 — Viral “Gay Rumor” Clip Breakdown
• 38:15 — Urinal/Bathroom Etiquette Segment
• 44:37–93:04 — Call-In Relationship Dilemmas (various funny and real stories)
• 95:09 — Legendary “Throw It Back/Coaching Off the Elbow” Caller

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Final Thoughts

This episode is classic Crash Dummies—long-form, no-holds-barred, and full of moments that ping-pong between social commentary and pure comedic absurdity. Marco Summers elevates the energy, and the live callers provide a reality-TV dose of relationship chaos and authenticity. Skipping this episode would mean missing not only some of the wildest stories about exes, internet pranks, and “bathroom etiquette,” but also a window into why Crash Dummies Podcast continues to thrive with a uniquely loyal audience.

Catch it for:

• Hilarious relationship wisdom (and anti-wisdom)
• Viral moment breakdowns and internet culture analysis
• Unfiltered conversations about the awkward, relatable, and utterly random moments that define life in 2025

Missed it?
Start at Marco’s segment (~27:00) and the infamous urinal story (~38:00) for maximum laughs.

Transcript

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[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Mm. I'd say it's like 50 first dates and shit. You know what I mean? Like me, you have been on 10 dates and it kind of seems like a thing. Like, okay, I pick you up at 7, we go on our date. I drop you off at 11. There's nothing casual that ever happens. She never says, hey, you want to come over and just chill? Or she sparks the idea.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So you guys are only. You guys are only like, meeting. You would say, like a person is only, like, meeting somebody outside.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, I know.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

There's always money involved.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, always money involved. There's always a date idea that they had. You know, I feel like some. Some women just want to go on dates.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It's just what it is. I feel like it's just in the nature.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So what's. What would you say the reverse of that is? What's, like, a sign that a guy is into a girl or not into a girl, but wants to just keep.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Her around you up right after that, Right after that first date, you just trying to chill at my crib. Watch Netflix with the ass, though. With the ass.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I saw the TikTok or a reel about, you know, there's some toxic that dudes be making content about, and you don't want to really laugh about it sometimes, but it is funny as hell because it's true. For some dudes, it's just some toxic is kind of funny. I forgot what the guy was actually saying though, that's the up part. I want to pull it up. Hold on. The 20 minute therapy session before y' all start hooking up. It's by Zelgin Jackson.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay. Do you think you attract the men.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You want or the men you need?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Why is that? Do you run from like real connections.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Or you just like, you're a little toxic? No, you give it lowkey, but like, not in a bad way.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, got you. So your ex, how long is jaw really? That's pretty long.

[Female Caller]

Two years.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Anytime you hear a guy's voice get high in the when you're telling them something that is really interesting to you and to make sure the way, we just like to be like, huh? Really?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, no way.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No way.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Three sisters. Your dad has four girls. Oh, man. Bless his heart.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So anytime, anytime a guy emphasizes the little detail in your story, there's no. He's not listening.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, ladies.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's the last thing he caught.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

We putting y' all on. If they act amazed at some simple ass shit. Your brother went to the army. Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Perfect attendance.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Damn. Damn. Spelling be champion third grade.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Wow.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I would have never guessed with a ass like that, dog.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies podcast episode three two.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

They're not helping you, brother.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What episode are we on, man?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I just been in a days, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I have kind of been all the.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Episodes blending into 232.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We got Marco Summers, formerly known as Funny Marco on the podcast.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So yeah, it was a good. It was a good episode. We already shot it, so this is.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Are you supposed to be talking in the future like that? I feel like that's like bad luck.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You think so?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Man, I hope it's good, bro. I hope what y' all watch next. That's all I gotta say. I don't know what's happening.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

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[Crash Dummies Host 2]

For y' all 18 year olds that's asking to get in. We'll ask them, but I. I highly doubt it.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

My boy. Is it 21 plus?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yes, 21 plus.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I had like two 18 year old dudes reach out to me like, please, I'll do anything to get in. I just messaged in the back, like, go to college, nigga. Or trade school or start a business.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

But yeah, if y' all in Chicago or nearby, definitely come check it out. The first live show we're gonna have Merch there. We're gonna have. Key's gonna be there, Paige's gonna be there, Gene's gonna be there. Might do a little after set, like, meet and greet somewhere else. I know it's a Sunday, but just call off of work.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You're already there, so.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. Or just power through it.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Come on, man, let's drink. Don't you want to take a shot with your boys?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I'm feeling kind of conflicted here.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I'm feeling kind of conflicted.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It's hilarious. So you know all the AI stuff that's going on. I've been in a. I would say a situation of, like, listening to a lot of the AI Blues remixes of, like, popular songs. Like, many men clean out the closet.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yes. I can't lie.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Them shits is hot.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, I put somebody on last pie. When I mentioned it. I put somebody on and they said they hooked to it.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I got a post up right now to the old ludicrous one.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. I was like, damn.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I didn't even know that was that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I had many men on mine.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, that shit is fire. But I have some good things doing.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, I think. But then brought me to. The idea was like, I started thinking about, like, a lot of these singing shows and like, American Idol, the Voice, what, whatever. Right. I'm like, that should. That would have been a cheat code, making like a jazz or a blues remix or type. Any type of, like, different arrangement of, like, popular songs. Yeah. In the talent shows, you would definitely win to that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, easily.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It definitely would be so easy. It's like you don't have to really do much either.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You don't even have to be the best singer.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

People just.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

There's this one singer, he did Outkast. Hey, yeah, Remix. I forgot his name. It was on American Idol or something. And it was just fire hearing that song in a different way. Yeah, obviously he was a good singer, but that made it way more popular.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I think that was also, like, an era in YouTube where it was like, the COVID artists were really popular. There's, like, cover artists were making, like, a living doing covers.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I mean, a lot of these.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Alex Hyeno, William S, William S. It was going crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What's Justin Bieber Somo. Is it Soo.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He used to do, like, the melody. That's your favorite song.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

On you, baby on you, baby, all night. Oh, what song was that? That's right. Oh, by who?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

By.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So was that his song?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, that was his song.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That was his song.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's his personal song.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I thought that was. You're right.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You're riding his personal dick right now.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, my God.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Not even his cover dick. His personal dick.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

My God, that was crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No shout out to Somo, though. Yeah, no, he carried in. He carried in college, ain't gonna lie.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You ever give somebody, like, some money for. And they say it was for an emergency, and then you then see them, like, popping bottles at. At a club.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I've never. I've never really had that to be the extreme, but I have asked someone to give me money because they're about to be evicted, and then they still got evicted. So I was like, hey, where my money at? That's my. My. My new thing is, like, we're going to solve the problem together. Like, once I, like, start giving up a lump sum of money, I want to know what's the best route for you? Because don't tell me you're about to pay for something and you're still behind on.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, you know, I always like to know how close you are to your goal, because it's like, oh, shit. And I want to know a timeline too. Like, it's like, for the. Let's use the eviction as an example. If you tell me you need, like, $4,000, right?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

God damn.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I'm just saying. Just say you're a couple months behind, right? You need $4,000. Well, the total is $4,000, and you need the money by, let's say, two days. Okay. And I'm gonna ask, oh, how much have you raised so far?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Raise is crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, how much? Yeah, yeah, raise. You gotta raise money. And they tell me, like, 300. I probably would be like, like, what's your plan To. To raise more money? Like, how many people have you asked already? Because I know if I'm the last, then it's. It's raps. Because I'm not giving you 3700 making a.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Have a. A PowerPoint to why. So once I get the 4000 from you, this is Granny right here.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

She's gonna get. Yeah, because then now, just like, the point, if I say, okay, I'll just get 500 doll evicted, what was the point of me giving you five? And I just got evicted, so I can never get that money back.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

The thing is, my new thing is the more money you steal from me or take from me or not give back after I let you borrow, the more dangerous it is. And I'll put it like this. The same amount of money you owe me is the same amount of Money I'm putting on your head. So, like, okay, if you only take. Took 500 from me, fine. I probably can't find nobody out here, do nothing to you for 500. You know what I mean? It's just too risky. That's not enough money. But if you take $50,000 from me, I say.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I still don't think 50 is enough.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

50?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, my God.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I don't.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You don't know the right people. That's all.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It depends where people are hanging out, too. But I think some people, when they commit these crimes and shit like that, they feel like there's like. I don't know. It's one of those things. It's just. They do things in open and they feel like they're never going to get caught. Yeah, it's just like, I especially just. I think just people get caught just on the nervous energy they give. Sometimes.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I want to. I want to put this out there for anybody that. That you're. You're doing a crime and you think you're not going to get caught. You got to change your perception of what you think an investigator is, because when you see the investigators on first 48, it's always some like, fat ball dude. Fat ball dude that look like, you know, he hang out at dive bars and go home and don't. Don't have sex with his wife like that. That type of dude. But you got to realize the people that are working for those fat dudes are the same people you went to school with. Like somebody at your school who saw y' all all grow up is working for the police or they have an informant. So that lingo, like, people be thinking they lingo saving them the way they move, saving them. So I didn't seen dudes do, like, turnaround drug deals in West Virginia. And when the. The police report comes back and they got a picture of them with all the drugs on the hood and stuff. They got on a hoodie, a chain, and some sunglasses. So you wear a hoodie, chain, sunglasses, and you drove a Dodge Durango up to West Virginia and you, like, who snitch you?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They could be renting cars and, like, and spinning the block and shit.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah. And then going back.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. They hear a whole ID hey, to go to his ops neighborhood and turning.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

The car back in on time and doing a checkout with the dude.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Everything look good. Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We ain't smoking this. This already smelled like this.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's not weed, bro. That's gunpowder.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Y'.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

All. Y' all not Getting me for that. You don't say that in here.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, man. Do you think there's such thing as ox etiquette?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Ox etiquette, Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I see.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It's funny because sometimes I try to, like, make fun of people. Like, what words? I'm about to just do that right now. And I actually said it's a lot.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. So. Well, I guess everybody doesn't use an AUX anymore, but Bluetooth, right? If. What are the rules of, like, song choices? Podcast while you're the one driving.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, my first rule is if it's just. First of all, if it's not a long trip, that's only if it's long trips. Long trips, anything goes.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You kind of, like, give the driver whatever they want.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You want to listen to Joe Button podcast on the way to Michigan, go ahead.

[Male Caller]

You.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You drive. And I need you to stay awake. I need you to be. Have. You know, on your P's and Q's. Yeah, cool. But anything less than an hour, you should be doing it for the community.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know what I'm saying?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

One thing is, if it's a car full of dudes. No slow R and B, bro. I don't want to hear, like, me and you next to each other. And do you like the way I flick my tongue or not.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Listen to R B. All this is an R B. But I get. I get.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know what I mean?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That type of rv, you start playing Birthday Sex. Like, I get it. Like, I get it. You know, it's just a lot.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Birthday sex is. That's a no go. That's probably, like, number one song.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like, you shouldn't play that car because I wouldn't play. I wouldn't play that song in the car with my girl.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It's just like a weird. It's just like a. You look at each other like, why are you playing this? But when you hear out and like that, it's just like, okay. But the blade in my car grind on me. That one might be tough.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's tough because it's old. It's old school enough. Because it's like, that's old school enough. I feel like. So I feel like that might be okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. Because those type of songs to me were. When we're. Especially when we were younger. I wasn't really thinking about grinding when I was saying it. Just thinking. It's just like the melody.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I just like the song more for the melody than the. The lyrics.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It might be Jeremiah's voice, though. That's just kind of Yeah, I think it's just the. Because it's. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Don't skip this part, bro. You need a. That's gonna put it in your mouth. Yo, turn this off. Oh, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Very direct back then.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, for real, for real, for real.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Let's see.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I was talking to Calm the other day, and the thing that we're talking about is so funny. We're talking about an artist. I won't name the artist, but this artist comes up with really good melodies and actually has a really good voice.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But the lyrics get too sexual at some point. And I feel like there's a way to talk about sex without talking about sex in, like, R B. Yeah. But if you saying you gonna beat that ass down and you gonna lick her pussy, I feel like now it's not really that deep soul R B, like, you just took yourself out of that. But if you're singing of that nature is weird that you're talking about that. It's just like. I feel like it don't fit that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Narrative because, like, with ar, I think the subtleness is what makes it, like, very seamless. Like, you don't really, like, hear what he's saying and say. I would say, like, in that. When I was hearing the. With the. I actually started to like it a lot more, though, with the Justin Bieber song, even the sweet thought it's got the figgy in the spot and that he has that one. And then Sexy Red comes on the song. And some of her lyrics are very vulgar at point. So it kind of was like a. A weird contrast in the sense. But again, this is me contradicting myself in my head again. I started to like it after more and more listens.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I feel like she. I feel like she had to do that to pop. That's funny to me. Yeah, yeah, it pops out more. I bet you she went over. I bet you she had another verse that fits into that song perfectly.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

And then she's like, it fits too perfectly that people are just going to glance over this. Like, no, you gonna listen to my track Anal.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's who it kind of was.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, anal is always like.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Or something. Like, it was. It was very vulgar.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It's funny. Anal's always going to get, like, the very big reaction. Because even the people that are okay with anal and that do anal regularly, they still going to freak out, like, yo, what's going on? Like, why are we talking about anal?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Just too far, you know, I think because it's the. The. It's not that easy, I guess, to just like, to bring that up and just to like to go about the action. It's just a. I feel like people that do that regularly, I don't know who does it, but I feel like they plan it. Like, hey, we're about to have sex tonight and we're doing anal.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Where I think just regular sex is just like. It just can happen more sporadically.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, I feel like. I feel like you don't plan anal. Get that butt.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I think you have to, because there's so many things they probably have to go into it.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, yeah, true.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Because it's just like people. Some people you might need to start the process. You might have to have a conversation about butt plugs, like, two weeks earlier.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's true. Hey, I need you to wipe good tonight. You know, make sure you clean that. No, the other thing is, you know what the best feeling?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's a little crazy. It's a crazy transition from Adam. So you know what the best feeling is? Go ahead, though. What's the best feeling?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That was a crazy feeling. You know what another good feeling is when you help someone older with some simple technology. Like, you're super confident in the technology. Like, I helped this dude connect his Bluetooth one time, and he gave me a hundred dollars. He gave me a hundred dollars. And then he start. And I got a call from him. He was like, yo, you know that thing you did for me? Yeah, my boys need it too. So I like, I went to the retirement home and I was connecting niggas Bluetooth. And then I had somebody come up to me. They like, what you know about logins? I was like, you ever try forgot password? It's like, what the is that? I was like, all you gotta do is say forgot password, and then send it back to the email. Mind you, I'm on a computer. I got 10 old heads behind me.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like, damn, you start seeing the retirement funds.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

And yeah, they're like, God damn, my family got me for everything. Yeah. I ain't gonna lie, bro. You got zero dollars in this account. What about my savings? You never had a savings, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Elderly would make you feel like you're like Einstein or super strength or like the. The tallest person that'd be having me feel like I'm Wendy. They'd be having me feel like I'm wemby sometimes. Especially when I'm at the gym. Yeah, I mean, bet you, like, It'll be like 225, just something a little slight right on the bench, and old dude come up to me was like, man, you. You're really strong. Just like, it. It garners, like, conversation out of nowhere. Yeah, I did meet. Get a lot of business in the gym, though, early on.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

The thing is that it makes you feel weird because, you know there's other people watching that could probably do what you just did. Like, it was one time I was deadlifting. I haven't even, like, got to my max yet. It was like 405 or something, and I just pulled it once or twice and put it down, and this old dude would not leave me alone. He's like, where you play at? I know you played in the NFL. And it's like, this dude next to me that I know for sure dead lives more than me. Like a bodybuilder dude. So I like, I can't really answer this dude questions with enthusiasm because he gonna be like, yo, what if you interrupt? Like, yo, this. I don't know how. Where you been, old man, but this ain't it. I'm it. I'm him.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I hate when people ask those questions too. Like the. The non research questions. Hey, when you bring me a question and I'm like, damn, if you're. If you're asking me this basic question, I don't think you're really interested in what you're actually asking me the question.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, yo, bro. Yo, bro, I want to start a podcast. All right, bro, like, you need any advice, let me know. Yeah, bro. So when y' all on screen, how do y' all get y' all voice on the screen?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Did you finish high school? Let's get. Let's go ahead and get that GED and then talk to me about Pocket. But, you know, sometimes it's even simpler.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like, yo, bro, like, workout splits or something like that. It was like, I don't know, just, like, some things. I'm not a professional, but I will.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Say there's probably like 30, 40 people that actually think they put me on to something that I already knew. Yeah, I'm a nice enough person to let somebody get off. You know what I'm saying, Paul? But. But I would, like, let them know, like, that I kind of know about it. But if they saying something I already know, I might let them cook a little bit.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, I always let them, like, you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Heard of that restaurant over there? I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you. You heard what's on their menu? And it's like, I could kind of guess what's there, but I, like, let them cook. Like, go ahead, tell me what's On Amen, man. They got the tomahawk steak and it's just like. Yeah, I already knew that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We literally let somebody talk to us about Milwaukee nightlife. Like, literally explained to us all these spots in Milwaukee that we legit had an idea about already. Like, we've been there multiple times. He's seen. He's seen us there multip time. Let him cook.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I was like, do it happen.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I walked away, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I couldn't take it anymore.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Pause.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So you stayed.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Hey, only the strong survive. But the thing is, I don't. I don't know if he knew who he was.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You're right.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Because it's just like, okay, I think.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

He knows who we are, but he doesn't know who we are outside of where we see him all the time.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. No, another thing. If you live here in Milwaukee, bro, don't come up to me saying, oh, I ain't know you was local. I'm not local.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What you talking about is.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You talking about ain't nobody local around this. Will you see? Can we possibly go to same places? Yes, very likely. But we not local like you talking about.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like, we. Some.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, you could just walk into our studio and sit down or some.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They really wanted to.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

They probably. I get the people. It's just a different way of asking. They just using the wrong word. Like, yes, do we live in the area, like, where you could possibly.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I get that a lot. I already know you guys lived here.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Type. Yeah. Yeah. Type of. But I don't know. I don't know. It's funny because I don't know if that makes somebody listen to us more or less. I don't know them from Milwaukee. Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete. But it's. It's funny. We. We talk about that. The. I will give, like, one piece of podcast advice that I truly know because everything else is subjective. Like, anybody could pop off. I can literally. It could be literally two people that bring me a podcast idea, and they'd be like, what if me and him did this together? You think it'll work? And I'd be like, fuck, no. And they could blow up tomorrow and be bigger than us.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But I will say one thing I do know is that I forgot. I forgot that I know. Oh, wait, let me think of it.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You just blank like that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

CT stick you. Wait, what was I going to say about podcasting? Yeah, yeah, podcasting. Them not making it, then possibly making it.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I ain't got it.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We're just gonna go into the Marco interview about that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Everybody had their pencil paper up. Like, what the, bro. I'm telling you, bro, make sure you report your concussions.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right, y', all, we gonna get to that piece.

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[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Well, let's just get it all in and then. Huh? What are. Okay, let me talk to you right. When we get through with this, I'm at a funeral. 300 days for 500 days. It's not bad.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Welcome to Crash Dummies podcast.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, yeah, we ain't going in.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No, you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yo, what's good, bro?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We don't even know what episode is gonna be. But welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. We got our boy Marco summers in the building.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

We just met.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, you our bo.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, my God. I get it that easy.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

We go way back.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, we do go way back.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

We play little league football together.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What's your hair look like under them hats?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That decent?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay, all right, all right, okay, all right.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You good?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

He said Gene here you thought it was Jaylen Brown in it.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I got question. Let's go into my clip. My segment, I don't know. Did y' all see the segment where I was talking about Justin hurts? I mean, Jalen hurts.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Jalen Hurts.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Y' all seen that clip? No, but I wonder if y' all can pull up. Y' all can't pull up clips on here.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We can pull out up a phone. They'll see it on.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Pull up on your phone, and then y' all tell me what y' all think about it. Let's go into that conversation. You two on Tick Tock. To say funny Marco, and then type in what's his name? Jalen Hurts. It's Jalen Hurts. Jalen Hurts.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Dj.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Still to this day, he don't. Damn. But I don't know why they call him dj.

[Female Caller]

Oh, I don't.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, he used to. DJ Envy. I have never. He's never that busy all the time. But I'm saying, how do I make money on the side? But, you know, when I went on.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

The show, he was flirting with me heavy.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And I told him I have a man, Charlamagne. He was like, I don't care. I'm not his man. You gay? You're not gay. Why would you just say it like that if I was? No, no, no, no. I never. But you gotta. Yeah. So you would buy it? I'm just saying, if I was how you asked, I wouldn't tell you. Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I wouldn't care.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm just asking. He said he was flirting with you.

[Male Caller]

He was.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You tried to take me out and everything.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You wouldn't tell me, but you was flirting with him.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He was.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I don't know.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

If I was gay, he would not be my type. What you like. Okay. Jalen hurts.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

He cool. What makes him your type, though? What? What makes him your type?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All right, damn. I didn't know you was gonna go straight to asking that question.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Look, that's the type of question he asked.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So the thing is, people tried to say, oh, snaps. Like, they made it into, like, a. If you, like, were gay, that's who you were talk to.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

But the whole thing was just being able to, like. Because I said, if I would have said Flavor Flav, nobody would have never took the clip.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Right.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Because if I would have said Flavor Flav is my type, nobody wouldn't listen to me. They would have said whatever they want to.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Said that have been more your speed, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, no, but I'm saying they try to. No, no, they. They took the. The clip, and they made that clip vibe with it, like, damn funny. Marco, if he was gay, this, like, it was a lot of people like, this gay. They got him, right? He's gay. He gay, gay, gay. But what I'm saying is this is how the real works. Because if I would have said Flavor Flav, do y' all think it would have been a big Highline headline? Do you think the Shane Room would have posted it if I would have said Flavor Flav is?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Probably not. Because Jalen Hurts is, like, the dude that people are like.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So that shows the world and the dudes that are coming, y' all think he's fine. Right? Cause if you like. Right. So if y' all are taking it and posting it, y' all believe, like, damn, he is. Why would he say that?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, okay. I get what you say.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So I'm saying, if you think about it, people that are responding and posting it, because if I would have said somebody that's off brand or not attractive.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

They only said it because Jalen Hurst is attractive.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So, yeah, okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Y' all in the same field with me or what? I'm trying to say. So it shows how moments where you're in that moment where people try to create a moment, but it's really on them. Cuz if I would have said anybody, I would have said Beetlejuice. I would have said anybody that's unflavor Flav. Anybody that's unattractive.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I can imagine two dudes on the phone, bro, it gotta be real. Jalen hurts fine as hell.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So it shows like, like, it shows like on them. So if you're entertaining the clip, you're actually like, damn, why we say that? Because he, like, that's. But they only saying something because who Jalen is and how you. How he looks and women have like, you know what I'm saying? He didn't want to top five, whatever, like on magazines and like that, like, oh, he is a decent looking dude. You know what I'm saying? But that don't make you gay to call somebody decent looking. Because give a nigga, they prop.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

There's a lot of ugly niggas.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And then what's wrong with that? When people see you and they be like, you ugly as hell. Dudes say that to me all the time. So, like, what are you saying to other dudes? That's not.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They don't say that they shot.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, they're not gonna say that to Odell. They not gonna walk up to Odell, be like, you ugly as hell. Like, he don't get that attention. So like, people, dudes pick and choose.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So he don't feel it in his heart. So he can't even tell Odell.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, like, yeah, I can't call this dude the N. Fine as hell. So I'm like, bro, it's really y' all. Like, that's what I said. When you comfortable with yourself, I feel like people come after you more when you say that. You want to say loud like, bro, like, just be comfortable with yourself.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They get on Charlamagne for that a lot too. Yeah, because he's. He kind of like, he just says.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What people don't feel like we should say. But any other culture you watch, you know, a white podcast, they can say all crazy. And then people like, don't look into it. But our culture try to make it hard on us.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's why I like that Dame interview, because it showed both sides how dumb you can sound. Saying, I think you're gay. Just like, that's a crazy line to say to any, like, to any man. Like, I think you're gay because of the last statement you just made right like, you gay. And then. And that's it. Like, nigga, what?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And then that's what that. Like, it's like, even if you go against it, then you wrong. Then you homophobic if you do anything. So it's like, you can't win. It's not right in the middle. Because if you say something. Because when they went to the topic and they just threw it out, right when I sit down early in the morning, it's like, are you gay? I'm like, what the fuck is this? Like, I'm like, imagine that going to work. Like, this is sexual harassment right now. So it's like, overall, okay, we want to troll. Let's troll. Like, overall, that was just showing y' all that clip. But.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But do you fuck with that?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Do you think people actually took that for real?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, they did. You didn't see. You just you. When you Google it, pop up like, people.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Hey, once that sources. Once that. Once any gay rumors hit Facebook and it hit the old black community. Oh, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

They'd be like, I knew he was gay.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

The best thing that you can do is not respond to it and let it be because, like, little. Like, little Uzi Verdant went to a young thug, and they have never responded. So when you respond, it's like, oh, we got him. Like, you know what I'm saying? So anytime you get on their nerves, they're gonna throw the gay card on you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That is true. I don't know if who the last person respond. I feel like nobody responded in a minute.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I feel like when you respond, it's like, oh, he gay. Yeah. Like, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I don't see nobody, like, denying, like, stuff because it'd be like, crazy room. They'd be like, people. He like his chest.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm like, nowadays, why hide it? Cause you get paid. Like, they were like, why not? If you that, then just say it. Like, shit.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They were just calling them Dante Murray, Sassy because of something he was saying about Cat.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, the basketball player. They just throw that on people, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But Cat Dominican, though, and that's kind of like.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's kind of like cancer.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm out of this, y'.

[Female Caller]

All.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I'm saying. No, no, listen. I'm saying I love you, Cat. No, I love Cat, too. I'm saying it because people don't.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Wait, you love him? Like, how?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Huh? Well, who. You said that first.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

But I know how I mean it.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But we love. I know how you mean.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

He can play ball.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Who?

[Male Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Type.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, but I Mean, like, when people from different countries, people take, like, what people do in different countries and they apply it to American culture and then give them the answer through American culture. Be like, oh, that would be determined. Zesty over here. So you zesty, right? But it's not like that in a country. Like, they kid. And other countries, they take their best friend, kiss them right in the forehead, right? Plenty of times.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

They call each other Poppy and shit.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, let me. And you do that. Like, if I kiss you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know? Yeah. It's just. Overall, just our culture is tough on, like, tough on us about.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Who else went through that? Michael B. Jordan went through that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Damn. He did.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

With that picture with. Yeah, it was with Jonathan Major. It was like a picture. And it was like, brother picture. Like, man, my uncle.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

My uncle homophobic. He was mad as hell. He posted a picture, like, five times.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Look at.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Can y' all believe this? He behind him in the picture. Why they not side to side, baby? Arguing these like, man, that's funny.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Now he promoting it. Like, now you want people to see.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Man, Uncle Fred, man, how you liking Milwaukee?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I like Milwaukee. It's different. I'm from Kansas City, so it's like the Midwest.

[Male Caller]

Okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

For some reason, I thought you were from Atlanta.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Nah. Cause I'm down there a lot. That's where I stay at. And they just real cool. And it's a great place to go, like, once you want to pop off, you know.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So you, like. You Midwest?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, Midwest.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You know, a lot of Chiefs fans, obviously.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, I'm from Kansas City.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You're a Chiefs fan?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Best team in the NFL.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I like my family. Grew up Chiefs fan. We. I got family Omaha, so that's why.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All right.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

We know y'.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

The Kansas City y'.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All. That's how it's.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Thank you. Come on, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Middleweight. You.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You. You from nowhere.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Nah, I know it's, like, right down the street. That's where, like, all the. Like, when you can't. Like, when you, like, you know. Never mind. I gotta watch what I say. Never mind. That was good.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What happened?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Nah. Nope. My brain said stop. So that's what I did.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's. That's smart. Yeah. Do you feel like you're learning?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No. I do it a lot because I was about to have fun. But I gotta understand, some people don't know when you're having fun because they don't know you or they don't get you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You think that. That. That has to be because of your rise to the fame.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Like, No, I just think in real life that's just like, if y' all go out and do something and somebody is just always somebody out looking, how y' all think? Always outside looking in. You know what I'm saying? So you never know. Y' all been knowing each other for years. But if I see y' all fighting in the mall and wrestling, I'm like, what the fuck wrong with them? But that's just what y' all do every fucking Friday. And people like, so they just see y' all one Friday, they'll think y' all crazy. So that's the thing. It's like the world is always having that opinion.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I feel like you can't, but I feel like even you, you can't do what you used to do. I feel like people would try to like poke holes to it.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like if you went to go redo the Walmart skit, they'd be like, why he in Walmart messing with those people? I bet you they would say that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Now it's. I think it's harder now. It didn't change, but I got it right at the time now. Sensitive like cuz I was messing with a lot of older people and they was like, man, why you doing that to that old lady? Like, so now I. You got to know. That's what said, that's why you can't wait. When you start something and get in right now, that's like streaming. Everybody that started with Kai, when he started streaming was like, y', all, damn, we made it. You know what I'm saying? But now when people trying to do it, you trying to be like Kai. So you got to know when you get on waves too, like right then and there.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Plus I feel like a lot of like the, some of the younger kids kind of ruining the, the Walmart skits.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Because they like too deep.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, they're going too, going too far. They turning people around. No, they slapping you in their asses.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That lame ass apple prank. Boy, I'll beat in the ass.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Ding. Yeah. But some stuff I'll be. It'd be scripted, I can tell. Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's, it's a scripted like how people be like. And I hate when they start the big reaction at the beginning of the video and then like now watch the video. Yeah, I don't like that. Like, it'd be like, yeah, this script scripted.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

The ones that are kind of funny to me though. I still, whether it's scripted or not, is the yelling in the store one that's funny. To you? Yeah, a little bit.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yes.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

When they, like, yell in the store and then, like, the workers go to that person and they still. And another person yells, so it makes it seem as like it's not them.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Damn. I ain't never saying that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, yeah. I have to show you that. That one's funny.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, the walkie talkie one was the best one, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, but that's what I said. What is a prank? A prank is where you, like, in my eyes, were you physically not putting somebody in a scenario and they get to choose if they walk away from it. But I can't walk up and slap you like it's a prank because now you have to do something. But if I get you angry, you can walk away like this. The prank, because I got you a rise, but can't just touch somebody and be like, yes, a prank, or hit him with something like it's a prank. So in my eyes, I thought a prank is where somebody got a choice. I can entertain us or walk away.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I was. I feel like we need to start the new bathroom etiquette rule. I was at the Bucks game yesterday, and as I was peeing at the stall. So I'm walking away from the stall, somebody is unbuttoning their pants, walking to the stall, and I feel like you shouldn't be able to. You shouldn't start unbuttoning until you get in front of the stuff.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's a little vision by you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What do you mean?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, how you see that?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I mean, he was just doing like.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It's a peripheral vision.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So you just feel it?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, yeah. When somebody come up, you don't feel it.

[Female Caller]

Somebody come in.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Wow. He wouldn't know. That's fucked up, that y' all know when a dude come in like, that vision off, you don't go to jail. You.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

If you go to jail. There you is.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I feel you. Cuz you just like, what the like.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It's like the old dude talking to you in the gym when he's butt naked.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

This talk. You talk?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

This mascot n. That's just weird, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You hear somebody's belt just unbuckling and.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Right there, light start D me life.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Start diming is crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Now the worst thing you can hear is that camera flick.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What to do if somebody do come over and take a picture. But it's like, yeah, what do you do?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You gotta slowly delete it. Like now go to your deletes too, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It's gonna be like that problem gonna get out. No Matter what. That's just a mess. Like, y' all will fight them, though. If somebody just took a picture of y', all, like, right away, do you put it up? Like, what do you do?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I would have to put it away first.

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Fighting is just like, yes.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, in the bathroom while his out now.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

High school again.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It's just too many steps. Cause you gotta put your shit up, Then if his shit out, then you gotta wait on him to put his shit up. And then you got all this time to think. So what do y' all do, though? What do you do?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I'm gonna ask him.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's a crazy situation.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It's a crazy situation. But my first question be, like, what the fuck you doing? And then, you know what he doing.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Why are you trying to get confirmation?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's foreplay at that point.

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What the fuck you doing?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah. Say what?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Like, yeah, I just took a picture of your.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

And then I feel like the fight can start. Then I feel like I think a little bit. I try to think more rationally and not to be angry right away, because it could be a mistake. He could be like, nah, bro, I didn't take a picture and just give him that little grace for that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Just the fact that he even reached over there. You don't give a. Like, you don't care. But the thing is, it's just a.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Lot of people that do stupid shit that might not.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Like, two people walking. Like, people walking in while y' all still tussling with dicks out and, like, y' all innocent.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I thought we put it up.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Like I'm saying. But even at the end, if you asking questions, he's still gonna probably still be peeing. He. Not for a minute. So you gonna wait on.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, this is happening while I'm peeing?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yes. Oh, he peeing. Yes. Like, he stall.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That is true. But why you got your phone out him?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm saying, he came in. He knew what he was doing. This the picture guy. He does his picture guy.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I probably gonna. I probably would slap the camera out his hand, right?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You about to fight him. He take one more picture.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

He do the picture, and you start seeing him doing, like, the little pinching his finger. What are.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You take a picture of the whole fight?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

People having wedding showers now, I heard that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What the.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Is that like, baby shower before your.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Wedding, but you send the gifts?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, I guess it's a way to get the gifts earlier.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I don't believe in baby showers. I ain't had one yet.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

How many kids you got?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

3.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You never had no baby. I ain't had it, but not you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

But I don't go to it. I don't believe in them.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Why?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I mean, because I feel like people get gifts and they don't be in the baby's life. So, like, they be like, TT baby, and they drop off gifts, and you ain't even gonna see the little when he get here. So to me, I don't know, me and how my family was is like, they like, oh, that bitch begging. She got another baby. And then they just, like. That's how you look at it on family. You begging. Like, it's just like. I don't know. It was just like. Like, imagine, like, ask your mama, like, who really was there for me? Like, who brought gifts? Like. Like, was they in my life? Did I get to see him? Like, people do that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They don't do that in Nigeria. I'm from Nigeria. They don't do that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What? They. They don't do baby sharks?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Nah, they don't do. They don't. We don't do.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Y' all throw money at weddings, though?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, we do throw money at weddings.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

They throw, like, real money.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, I know. Why? What's the why?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I don't know, to be honest. I think it was. I think back then, they used to throw different things, and then when money started, it's like showering you with your blessings, but that's also like, the bridal gift as well.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Y' all real superstitious, too. I forgot about that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We are kind of superstition.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

They only, like. They don't play magic stuff. Like, if you try to do a magic trick on him, you're actually a man.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, my gosh.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Damn.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You ever see those pranks, too? It's like the. Especially, like, to Niger, like, real Nigerian woman, I've been sent for you by a spirit. That really freaks them out. Like, there was a. There was a time when I was in Nigeria, there was like a. A plate of meat in the middle of the world. Just random, like, raw meat, right? And I was about to walk over it, and then my cousin pushed me and said, don't walk over that. They, like, put, like, a.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Like.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like a spirit in it to trap you and like that. So that's kind of like our superstition.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Laying down trap cars in Nigeria.

[Male Caller]

Where you from?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Huh? Where you from?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Milwaukee.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm in. Okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Where are you from from, though?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm from here. Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I got family in Philly, family in Puerto Rico, family in Chicago.

[Male Caller]

Okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

And then you From Pontiac, Michigan.

[Male Caller]

Okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Detroit.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Pontiac.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Difference, right?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, big difference.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All right. I with Pontiac.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You know where Pontiac is?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I with the car.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's where it's made, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's when you know, like, you, like, almost like, that's your. Everybody first car. Pontiac.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No, the Pontiac Grand Am. Especially in college. That was the college car.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That was the whole car.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

The whole car.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

The whole car.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What is the whole car? Knowledge. Didn't they say, like, a Nissan or.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What would be the whole car?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Nissan. It got to be the Nissan.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, y' all want to know? Tesla. Tesla. Is the whole car that first.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, no, he right. Tesla. Get rn.

[Female Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Ain't she in the Tesla?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, that's. She pull up on a Tesla.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, yeah. You get in, she only got 52 miles left.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, she like, let me go charge this up.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. Oh, man. Do you want to get into some colors?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, let's do some caller. Let's do it.

[Male Caller]

What's going on?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

How y' all doing?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Good, bro. How you doing, bro?

[Male Caller]

You know, same. Different day, I guess.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's hard.

[Male Caller]

I mean, I can't. I can't complain, man. It ain't gonna make it any different.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So you black?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, okay. All right. That's awkward.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Why you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Why are you talking like that?

[Male Caller]

Like what, man?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like those.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Those two lines, like, back to back.

[Male Caller]

I don't know, man. I'm from New York, but I've been in the south for the majority of my life at this point, so, I mean, I got a little bit of both.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Is your mom and dad together?

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, and that's what we saying. Why you talking? You was raised right, man. You was raised right.

[Female Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You ain't got to say them lines at the beginning, bro. You good, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah. Same shit's different day. Like, we don't know you. Tell us more.

[Male Caller]

I mean, man, just. Just living life.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What's. What's the difference?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What is your definition of living life?

[Male Caller]

You know, I mean, waking up and going to work and eating some food and, you know, making some money.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I sound like a baby. Okay, I got you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

There you go.

[Male Caller]

Yeah, Yeah, I appreciate. I appreciate that, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, stay talking like that, bro. That's your voice, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It is no problem.

[Male Caller]

I gotcha.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know, give everybody, you know, shout out. Give a shout out to. Who you want to give a shout out to?

[Male Caller]

Not y' all at this point, so.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, are you mad? I thought it was all, like, trolling.

[Male Caller]

No, I'm good.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I'm.

[Male Caller]

I'm chilling.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I don't Care.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Are you in a relationship?

[Male Caller]

No.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So, like, what are you. What are you waiting on?

[Male Caller]

What do you mean?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What are you waiting on? To, like, what? To get in a relationship. Do you believe in them? Do you want one?

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Female Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Male Caller]

I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting to find one. I mean, I'm not really.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Where you finding.

[Male Caller]

I'm not really. I'm not really pushing for it. I'm just gonna let it happen.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Where you finding them at?

[Female Caller]

Just out.

[Male Caller]

Whenever I go out, you know.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So, like, what do you do? Like, how do you do it? Like, all right, I'm a girl. I'm outside. Try to act like you trying to get on me. How you do it?

[Male Caller]

Okay, man, I don't know if I could do that to you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Let's do it. I'm at the club right now. Okay. How you.

[Male Caller]

Oh, man, y' all put me. I'll put me on the spot with you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

About to get on you. Okay. How you doing.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Man?

[Male Caller]

You making this whole thing weird at this point.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It's not. How you.

[Male Caller]

You putting too. You putting too much pressure on it.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

On. I'm not. What's going on with you, babe?

[Male Caller]

It's too late, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What? All right, let me guess where he came, huh?

[Male Caller]

What the, man, you're the one making this whole call weird. I swear to God.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He mad.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

He getting.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

He said you making this weird.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

The call that's subjective, weirdest, objective.

[Female Caller]

Yeah, man.

[Male Caller]

I don't even know how we got this far.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Hey, put your clothes back on, man.

[Male Caller]

There's. There. Every piece is on. I. They staying on with you weirdos.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

There you go.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

The white.

[Male Caller]

The white came out of here.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Now the weirdos, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's what we need, you weirdo.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He he one joke away, I tell you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, I'm good, bro.

[Male Caller]

What the. Is the.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He said one more joke. I got some for y.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We didn't ask the question yet.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I got you, bro. I got you. Here we go.

[Male Caller]

All right.

[Female Caller]

Here.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Got a question. When did you know your ex wasn't the one?

[Male Caller]

So. She cheated on me with one of her co workers. That. At a job that my mom got for her.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know me.

[Male Caller]

I mean, my mom. My mom is high up in the job, like. Like second or third in the company. I would.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So what do you call it? What do you feel like she. What? Like, if you can say what you did wrong, why do you feel like she cheated on you?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I don't.

[Male Caller]

I don't really know if I could say. Like, I don't truthfully. I don't know.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Because it was lacking at something.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

And.

[Male Caller]

I really don't know, dog.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I really.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I really don't know.

[Male Caller]

I mean, at that point, it was. At that point. At that point, we were probably like, maybe like six months in. And at that point it was. She started working a full time job, and we lived like almost. Almost an hour away from each other, like just under. So it was kind of hard at that point, she. Was she seeing this dude at work more than she was seeing me for a bit.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So that's usually how it happens.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah. And what'd you do for work?

[Male Caller]

I'm a welder.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's what you did wrong.

[Male Caller]

I appreciate. Yeah, I appreciate that, man. I'm making. I'm making more than enough, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, but I'm just saying that that's something that she didn't want. Like, you. Like, that's. Overall, you can just go find a girl that's for you, you know? Like, that's the good part. Like, so she did you a blessing. You get what I'm saying?

[Male Caller]

Oh, yeah, absolutely, man. Because it clearly wasn't gonna work. So I got out of there quicker than.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, what's her name?

[Male Caller]

I mean, we're gonna. We need to put it out there. I really don't.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I really don't.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All right.

[Male Caller]

Her name is Danielle, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What's her Instagram? Hold on. What's her Instagram?

[Male Caller]

I have no idea, man. I really don't.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I don't. It's been.

[Male Caller]

Bro, it's been. It's been a long time, dog. I have no idea.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All right.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Surprise, bro. She's on the other line. So we doing this thing on the show.

[Male Caller]

Hell yeah. What you got? Let's go now.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He was ready. That. Off the phone.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You are funny.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You had to do hot.

[Male Caller]

I'm like, what the is wrong with y' all connection?

[Female Caller]

I was glitching, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Damn.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You just started off talking to us like that.

[Female Caller]

I'm sorry, my bad, Joe.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

How y' all doing today then? We got guests in the building.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All right, let's see your age first so we know where we go with this conversation. How old are you?

[Male Caller]

I'm 22.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All right. I'm clocked out.

[Male Caller]

That's too young.

[Female Caller]

Who the guess.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Anyway, anytime you even gotta ask that question, is that too young?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No. That's true, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's too young.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

But other than that, it's good. Like, what's going on? Like, you believe in God?

[Male Caller]

I'm getting back in the path of it, you know?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So who took you out of it?

[Male Caller]

Me, personally.

[Female Caller]

I hate to say it. My parents.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay, okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's what took her out.

[Male Caller]

Wait, wait, no. But you said you got.

[Female Caller]

Guess who the guest, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Denzel Washington. Hey, baby.

[Male Caller]

Say.

[Female Caller]

Swear.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It's. It's 50 Cent.

[Male Caller]

My man is gonna hear about this, y'.

[Female Caller]

All. I swear to God.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Nah, we got 50. It's 50.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What's going on with you, shawty? How you doing?

[Male Caller]

Don't call me shoddy.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I got a man.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It was up for Denzel.

[Male Caller]

Hello?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Hello.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's the conversation. That's how I talk. I'm from New York. That's it.

[Female Caller]

My man is, too.

[Male Caller]

I'm crying. What part?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Nah, I'm from. You know, I'm from. From the Bronx. Where you go to that? Where are you from? What do you do for a living?

[Male Caller]

I work at Amazon. I'm trying to figure my career out.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's just something you got to do. None of my girls are there.

[Male Caller]

Listen, in this economy is really hard. You gotta.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, hard is subjective, baby. That's the opinion. You just gotta wake up and believe God, and he gonna take you where you gotta go.

[Male Caller]

Amen.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's what I said. But you don't believe in them, so that's why it's hard for you.

[Male Caller]

No, I'm getting back in it.

[Female Caller]

I really am.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm trying.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I've never heard somebody getting back in it.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

She trying to smash.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like we talking.

[Male Caller]

Nobody trying to. Chill out. All right. Anyways, go ahead.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We got a question for you. When did you know your ex wasn't the one?

[Male Caller]

My fault. I'm sorry. Let me try. Better.

[Female Caller]

I didn't. Forgot my answer.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Now that's it. You need some classes or some. That's crazy. That was crazy. You don't think that was crazy, but that was crazy. Like calling us A is crazy.

[Female Caller]

Nah.

[Male Caller]

Pat, you good. I was calling the. Your guest A.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You don't even know who it is.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

My fault.

[Male Caller]

Anyways, let me do.

[Female Caller]

Let me ask you a question, all right? Yeah.

[Male Caller]

I don't know me personally, because I'm.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

We was talking to you. We made me personally.

[Male Caller]

Okay, Here we go.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

50 crazy, bro. We can't do nothing.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's 50 Cent.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What you want?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I grew up pretty fast.

[Male Caller]

I'm the oldest out of four.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What made you different from growing up? Are you an alien or some? What do you mean? Pretty fast?

[Female Caller]

Can I.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Can I. I'm saying, everybody get the same ages every year. What made you fussy? Did you skip a age?

[Male Caller]

Nah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay, so what you mean grow up?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Pretty fast.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Was a baby to 21. 21 eight. Is that 21 to 30? You skipped some. Are you gonna let me answer or you all right, I'm saying, you using all these words. You distracting the question, baby.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I like you.

[Male Caller]

I do.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I really do like you, though, man. I'm from the Bronx. You got a boyfriend?

[Female Caller]

Okay, okay. Can you ask the question again? Because I'm done.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You do. You do got a boyfriend, though, right?

[Male Caller]

I do. I'm taking what he do for a living.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Where he at? Where he at? Is he value?

[Male Caller]

We work at the same job.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, Amazon. Y' all sure y' all got the same route or something?

[Male Caller]

Very much.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What shift y' all work?

[Male Caller]

Night shift.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

He cheating.

[Female Caller]

No, he not.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Trust me, he is.

[Male Caller]

Oh, I promise you, on my soul, I would know.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, yeah?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Why do you think you would know?

[Female Caller]

Let's just say I've had my.

[Male Caller]

My moments of dreams.

[Female Caller]

And. And every time, it's true.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, you got intuition? Women's intuition.

[Male Caller]

Very much. It's been.

[Female Caller]

It's strong.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Now you bragging about some she was born with. That's crazy. You try to tell us like, they all got it. She talking about she trying to use every word but intuition. It's women's intuition. Come on, now.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's good.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

She was about to call us a bitch again. She said, my bad.

[Male Caller]

Yo, can y' all hear me? Yo, yo, yo, what's up with y' all boys? Oh, what's up?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What's going on with you? It's your boy, 50, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We got guests in the building.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It's 50 Cent. What's going on with you?

[Male Caller]

No way, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, bro. That's our big one, bro.

[Female Caller]

Crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Male Caller]

Yo, for real.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Holy.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Where you from, brother?

[Male Caller]

You say what?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Where you from?

[Male Caller]

Virginia.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay. It's what's up. That's what's up.

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You got anything to say?

[Male Caller]

Y' all want to ask me the question?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, you said what you want to say?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Nothing of 50 Cent.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You ain't got no.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, what's your favorite 50 Cent song?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Tell them.

[Male Caller]

Say, if I can't do it, baby.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And I'm gonna take a champagne for them, Pop. I'm gonna make it to the chef. Sure. I'm gonna make it hot, baby. Yeah, that's what's up. Dick riding is crazy.

[Male Caller]

This is crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Not yours. Yeah, Dick riding, but I with you.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We got a question for you, man.

[Male Caller]

All right.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

When did you know your ex wasn't the one?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And what's her name?

[Male Caller]

All right, man. What's my name? No, what's her name?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, her name.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And where's she from?

[Male Caller]

Her name? Oh, man. Her name? Lex.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Take this through there. What's the story?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Take us through there.

[Male Caller]

All right, so pretty much y' all gonna. Y' all gonna be. Already know y' all gonna be on my ass because I ignored a lot of red flags and.

[Female Caller]

Right?

[Male Caller]

So first time I link with Shorty, I go in her house, she probably got like four or five, maybe six, like, dolls and that look like Annabelle dolls. And. Right? So, I mean, I'm like, you know, just a decor of her room because she, like, gothic. And so I'm just like, you know, looking around, I make some comment about it, you know, next time I go over. She had taken it all down and it. I didn't think much of it and all that, you know, fast forward, you know, a little bit into the relationship. You know, we have a type of, you know, difficulty like that, right? So then she started doing casual stuff, like, you know, I like getting a haircut or like, she's cut my hair and she's like, you know, wants to keep some of it at the time. You know, I'm whipped. I'm not gonna lie. You know, I'm just like, yeah, whatever. Whatever you want to do. You know, different stuff like that. Anyway, you know, I put all the. Put all the pieces together after the fact and. But she had been, you know, doing. Doing like you said.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Anyway, I thought you was gonna skip some of this.

[Male Caller]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You said what?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I started checking my Instagram DMs, like, what happened?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Keep going. Shut it. So what she do? Get to it. I'm listening.

[Male Caller]

You said what? She did what?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, keep going. I'm saying keep going.

[Male Caller]

All right, so pretty much she ended up like, I ain't find out this until after and. Right. But she ended up leaving like a voodoo doll with, like, my hair and a crossroads bruh is crazy. So how'd you break up with her?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

How'd you break up with her?

[Male Caller]

Man, I ain't even gonna lie, bro. She mud. That magic must have worked, bro, because she. I was whipped over that. Like, not over that, but, like, over her. And she ended up, like, cheating on me the whole nine yards. Whole. Like that, Right? You said what?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Nothing. Go ahead, bro.

[Male Caller]

You said what? All right, so pretty much, yeah. So, you know, I'm. I'm still like, you know, we're stuck on her and like that. So I was with her, letting let her cheat on me pretty much. Not like letting her, but, you know, the plausible deniability. No.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, that's gay.

[Male Caller]

No, I'm not yay, bro. I'm not yay, bro. She'll be lying to me and say, you know, you just don't want to believe.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Well, I'm glad you made it through that situation and you're way perfect and you can get what you want. Like, don't let her.

[Male Caller]

I appreciate it, bro. I appreciate it.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know what I'm saying? What you into now? What color was she?

[Male Caller]

She was white, but, you know, you know, I need a big booty Latina, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, go ahead and get it, man. We're sending messages out to a big booty. Whatever you want right now, just send it up right now. And you gotta say it in Spanish.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no. You gotta say it in Spanish.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Spanish.

[Male Caller]

Oh, you don't know? That's crazy, too, because I'm a no sabo kid, so I'm part Spanish. I just don't know. I wasn't raised.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I would just say it and put you say your Instagram so they can come look you up. What is it?

[Male Caller]

All right, you know, just holla at me, baby. I'm looking for you. You know. You know I'm looking for you. I got everything else. I'm ready, you know you want me to shout my Instagram?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Just say, you know I'm looking for you one more time, and then do.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That Instagram after that and say, come find me at my Instagram.

[Male Caller]

Come find me at. Hey, yo, 50. I make music too, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Let me hear it. You rap? Spit something for me, bro.

[Male Caller]

I ain't got nothing right now. I'm driving.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I know. I'm saying, what's some old. You already got like, some acapella.

[Male Caller]

Yeah, hold on. Y' all picked the worst time for this, but hold on.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You picked it.

[Male Caller]

You said what?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You picked it. You brought up the music.

[Male Caller]

No, you right, you right, you right. Nah, bro, I'm blanking. That's crazy. I can send you some.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We're not gonna see it.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

We good, we good.

[Male Caller]

We good, man, y', all.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You too. No.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What's your Last message to 50, though, before you get off?

[Male Caller]

Hey, bro, I with you, bro. Keep doing what you're doing, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You like the best troll out and I just press run forces up. Make sure you download stars ass and watch first.

[Male Caller]

I got you, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Tommy, show came up, you know.

[Male Caller]

All right. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, man, come to Virginia sometime, bro. You need a tour. Virginia?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What's your number?

[Male Caller]

Ain't nobody coming here.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What's your number? Real quick. Let me put it in my phone real quick.

[Male Caller]

757. No, no, no, no.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Come on, bro. This bro 50 don't want you bro. He he trolling you. The whole G unit laughing in the background.

[Male Caller]

You don't hear him?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, we not. No, he's not. No, we not. Oh my God. I love you, brother.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

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[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Hello.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yo, yo, what's the deal?

[Male Caller]

Yo, what's cracking?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What's going on, brother? Where are you from?

[Male Caller]

Well, I'm from Mississippi, but I live out in Montana right now.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay, tell us more about you.

[Male Caller]

Montana's boring, I'll tell you that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

We'll get right into it. Bro, when did you know your ex wasn't the one?

[Male Caller]

Well, so my ex is my baby mama. I got two kids with And I had to find out she wasn't the one when she had a kid with my best friend.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So who. Who's in the wrong? Is it who in the room, your friend or your best friend? What do you think?

[Male Caller]

I couldn't pick or choose. I think I blame my baby mama first.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Man, hang up on this. What?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

50 would say some like that now that's 50 for real. My baby mama. Oh, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yo, yo.

[Male Caller]

Hello. What's up?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What up, Brody?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What's going on?

[Male Caller]

How you guys?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Pretty good. Pretty good yourself?

[Male Caller]

Not too bad.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right. We're gonna just get right into it, bro. When did you know that she wasn't the one?

[Female Caller]

All right?

[Male Caller]

First trip to the beach, and she like, all right. When I go to the beach, it's like cheap ass sandwiches, ramen. You go out the first night, you're there in the last. Everything else over there is cheap. And she's buying, like 18 cheese bread. That's like $20.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Not regular $20. Like, I don't know, $20 it.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Type.

[Male Caller]

What is it?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So. So. So what's your. When the last time y' all talk.

[Male Caller]

O? Like, a year and a half ago.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Like, what's your situation now? Who you. Who you dealing with? What are you talking to?

[Male Caller]

I'm not talking to anyone. She. She's not really. She's not really in the man anymore. You know.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It was a bridge.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know what that meant?

[Male Caller]

She had. She had to get with somebody that could afford that expensive ass bread.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, that's. What you blaming it on?

[Male Caller]

That's exactly.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, no, it might. It might be the deal. We might want to put it down.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Right, brother?

[Male Caller]

Yeah, my meat wasn't 20 bucks worth.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right. Okay, man. You have a Good one.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

By BS 13th reason. Why are you talking. Yeah.

[Female Caller]

My gosh.

[Male Caller]

Hi.

[Female Caller]

What's up?

[Male Caller]

What's the deal, y'?

[Female Caller]

All? I got a lot to say. What. What was the first thing I said? Let's start with rage baiting.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Go ahead.

[Female Caller]

My boyfriend be doing that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

We got.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

When you watch the show, right? We gotta ask you the question.

[Female Caller]

Of course I watched the show. Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Let us ask a question.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, we got a guest here, too. So if you heard another voice, just know that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What's going on?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

It's your boy 56.

[Female Caller]

Let's go. Hi. How are you?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm doing pretty good. Where are you from?

[Female Caller]

I'm from Colorado.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's what's up. Shout out to Colorado. I with the college thing. Shout out to the coach. Samuel. Samuel Sanders.

[Female Caller]

Look, I don't I don't. I don't watch sports, so I don't know.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm just shutting them out. For me, that was something I wanted to do.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

All right, I got a question for you. I got a question for you. But you go back and forth with 50 Cent.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I got you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, if you can make one thing illegal just because it annoys you, what would it be.

[Female Caller]

Like? Let's start with rage beating and slow walkers. Because, like, rage baiting my brother and my boyfriend, they really pissed me off with that. Like, it'll start with, like, small things like, oh, your neck fat for eating them Reese's. All right. You eating them Christmas tree treats, like from Little Debbie's. Like, what's the difference, right? Is there a difference between room but, like, slow walkers? I used to work in the airport and, like, getting from, like, the main gates. And if you ever been to, like, Denver Airport, you know how big it is, right?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Right.

[Female Caller]

These be walking at a snail, probably even slower than a snail. And then they stop in the middle.

[Male Caller]

Oh, where's the.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You good? It just seemed like you're not that hard to get angry.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Female Caller]

Maybe. Maybe Nobody talks about that. What was the first thing I said?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

There's a lot of Mike calling you off. Have an anger problems?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No, I'm not saying she has anger problems.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Believe what you said.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No, but you said the airport thing, right? Like, have you ever, like, come to you that, like, people might begin there early and you are late?

[Female Caller]

If you get there early enough, there's all these giant ass signs that show you all gates? There's a big ass train that takes you to the gates. Is there not? Like, just get there.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Can I say something? You don't mind me? S. You got your phone in your hand? No, not really. Is it okay? Is it on speakerphone? Yeah, it's a red button. Push it.

[Male Caller]

Yo, what up?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yo.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Everybody's all the same.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

All right.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yo, yo. Welcome to Crash podcast.

[Male Caller]

Hey, good to be here. Good to be here.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Why is it good to be here? Why do you think so?

[Male Caller]

Man, I love the pod, man. Where you from? South Africa.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

South Africa.

[Male Caller]

We're actually playing a rugby game right now, like our national team, so everyone's watching it.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Are you at a bar?

[Male Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right, we got a question for you so you can get back to drinking then. If you can make one thing illegal just because it annoys you, what would it be?

[Male Caller]

Probably people driving slow as like, 10 miles a while in South Africa. 10 kilometers below the speed limit. That pisses Me off.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's not what you answered.

[Male Caller]

It is. What. What do you mean with the law one? The other one you guys asked me was about the ex.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, okay. I got a question.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Ask the wrong question.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay. When did you. When did you know your ex wasn't the one?

[Male Caller]

Like, I talked to my mom once and I just told my mom everything that, like, she did and everything, but if I can explain it the best. So this is in high school. Every time we have like, a little argument or anything like that, she just, like, cry her eyes out and not tell me anything's wrong. Just go to her friends and go to everyone, like, everyone in the school and like, cry about it. And I never knew this shit until like, like the following evening. And I'm like, yo, why weren't you talking with me today? Or whatever? And she was just like, nah, you pissed me off. This and this and this. And I was like, what? And then every time I'd, like, try to break up with her, she just, like, keep. Kept on, like, hooking up with me. And that should. Just got to a point where it got now draining as.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So what's. What's the situation now?

[Male Caller]

I've locked on everything.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Are you blocked? I don't think you should block it because you want her to still see your growth and, like, how you shine. So I feel like, if anything, you should unblock her then. I don't agree with blocking somebody, you.

[Male Caller]

Know, I get you, but I didn't trust myself.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm telling you what I want you to do, so go. You need to unblock.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Okay, go unblock her, bro.

[Male Caller]

No. What the.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, your.

[Male Caller]

Okay, okay. Who's this guy? Is he from Nigeria?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, I'm not. We having a conversation. It's your boy, 50 Cent. I'm just trying to tell you you should just unblock.

[Male Caller]

Okay, 50 does not sound like this. What the hell?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay.

[Female Caller]

All right.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You're gonna tell me how I sound, you prick.

[Male Caller]

Okay. Bro, who is this? What?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It's really 50. You messing. You choked. We got 50 Cent here.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

This is not. I'm trying to tell.

[Male Caller]

Cannot get 50 cents on.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You don't think we got that much pool.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm trying to tell you.

[Male Caller]

No, not 50 Cent, bro. 50 Cent. Goated, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Okay, so everyone call me dick riding. So what I'm trying to tell you is you got on black shy. Because when girls see the progress of you winning, they going to regret, like, you know what I'm saying? The situation they could have been. So that's why I'm like, let us see you grow. You feel me.

[Female Caller]

Bro?

[Male Caller]

Who's this? Drew Ski ass.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, that's crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I don't think you should block your exes.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, I don't like when people do that like that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I like.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You do that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, that's lying.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You running. What about you? You block X's and stuff?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, I kind of got to.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh, man. Yeah, you gotta leave that in the past, man. No, leave it in the past. It's just leaving them alone, hunting. That's crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You don't have to follow them, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, they see you. They see you.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You can hit the unfollow button.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I feel like if my ex. If my ex block her dude, I feel like she still got feelings for him.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, you can't even see him. He the boogeyman.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Like, if you go out, you see him in public, then what you gonna be like? Oh, God. Like, I just want, like, when somebody like, you know when females treat us like, damn, you forgot everything we had. What's that Tyrese song? How you gonna act like. Like, we just finished breaking. Like he was saying, how you gonna act like we ain't had this shit going on? So when a female act like nothing never happened. Yeah, that hurts a man feelings.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, I think I've been blocked a couple times. Probably.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

She still fuck with you because if you. You get and then y' all have something to talk about with rekindle, like, just imagine, like, somebody just ignoring your cause right there. Like, okay, that's a self.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I feel me. That's like a self control issue. If you feel like you. You seeing this person pop up is gonna get you more feelings triggers. Yeah, yeah, I'm triggered, nigga. Yeah.

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Not successful. I ain't gonna lie. I don't want any of my exes to get rich. Rich, though, you know, like, wow. But listen, it's like success. Like, yeah, if you, like, you a therapist, like, I hope you gonna be the best therapist in the world.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So let me tell you this.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But not hit the lottery, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So, like, Gorilla is your ex, right? And you had her before she grew up, like, bossed up. Right now, if he was her ex, would you be speaking and, like, yeah, I used to have her. Like, do you feel like you'll be one of them dudes?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, nah, not until. Not unless. Like, if she keep going and enter, like, the. Like, the Nikki, like, where they'd be, like, who better?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So right now you wouldn't say nothing. Nobody.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But if she got up to the Nicki status, Then I come.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So you would have never brought her up. No type of conversation. You feel like.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, I feel like that's embarrassing.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like my. I can't even hold that girl down. You know what I'm saying? She gone. I wouldn't tell nobody.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I think it was. I ain't gonna lie. I'd be like, yeah, I used to fuck with her, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Little glow.

[Male Caller]

I remember Lil Glow.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I feel like that's embarrassing. Like they gonna be like, look at you, look at her. You know what I mean? Like, nah, we were just cool.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

But it's crazy cuz they all had exes. That ain't so like sexy Red X, you know, she got her out there. That's like, damn, I had her. I was driving her car.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's what I'm saying. That's more embarrassing. Damn, that's way more embarrassing.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I don't think it's that embarrassing.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What if they. I, man, I'd be sick to my stomach.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Somebody said, he said tell 50. I say him.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

50 Cent losing followers. Yo, yo, what's the deal?

[Male Caller]

Nothing much. How about y'? All?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Welcome.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Welcome to the the new segment, the relationship Dilemma. We'll name it a little bit later. But what's good, bro?

[Male Caller]

Nothing much. How about you guys?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Good, good, bro. What, what's your relationship dilemma?

[Male Caller]

I've been with my girl for like four years, but low key, in love with somebody else.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Low key? Like very low.

[Male Caller]

Like high key.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, there you go.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So better is this person that you are in love with, like, what are you guys doing that, that you guys are in love? Like are you guys hanging out a lot?

[Male Caller]

Yeah, so you're easy. Oh, but yo, she's in an abusive relationship.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, but you're still cheating.

[Male Caller]

Relationship though.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So you think you're saving her?

[Male Caller]

Yes, yes.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

How?

[Male Caller]

Because she's in an abusive relationship. So I'm like making her. You feel me? Like, I'm treating her good.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, it ain't how it works. What about your girlfriend though?

[Male Caller]

She's cool. I treat her good.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Obviously not.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So what do you, what do you.

[Male Caller]

I treat her good though.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What do you want? Advice? Do you need advice or you just like the space you're living in right now?

[Male Caller]

I'm just chilling. I didn't know this was advice on.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, you just came up here to brag.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So.

[Male Caller]

No, I'm not bragging. Like, I'm not like, no, real question, I'm not proud of it, but real.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Question, where do you see this ending? Like, like how long do you want to keep carrying this on.

[Male Caller]

Until she leave her man.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, so you want. Oh, you want a bridge?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You too scared to be single and wait for her there, so you keep.

[Male Caller]

Well, no, no, I would still date my girl, though. My girl's cool. Like, she. She does a lot for me.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, okay, let's say this girl gets out of her relationship, the one that. The one that you're in love with. Then what happens? What if she wants to pursue a relationship with you?

[Male Caller]

I'll do that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But what about your girl now?

[Male Caller]

I'll still do that. Maybe.

[Female Caller]

I don't know.

[Male Caller]

I'd have to wait till that happened.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I don't.

[Male Caller]

I don't know, to be honest.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That ain't it, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You have a good one, brother.

[Male Caller]

Oh, I do need advice. Then what's your advice? What's your voice? Advice?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, you cook.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No, we said you're cooked already. It's okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It's okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

There's no. There's no point. I was trying to, like. You won't remedy this.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

The advice that we give you will probably be self sabotaging because we just want you to. At this point, the best thing to do for you is to reset your life. And that's like to come clean and let your girlfriend go on and find real love so she can find somebody that's in love.

[Male Caller]

No, no.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

See, that's what I'm saying. Cooked, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right. You have a good one, man.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

All right, bro.

[Male Caller]

Yo, what's up? What's up, pal? What's up, Mike?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What's the deal? Welcome to Relationship Dilemma with Crash on me's podcast, bro.

[Male Caller]

Oh, yeah, appreciate. Appreciate you for having me, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No problem. No problem. What's the relationship dilemma you're having?

[Male Caller]

All right, so look, I've been talking to this girl for almost a year now, and I haven't officially asked her out or nothing, but, you know, we kind of know, like, you know, we're together, so. And she'd still be going out on Friday night with the girls, like every Friday? On not every Friday. She'd be like, maybe at least once a month.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, I. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know many girls that would date the same guy and not put pressure on him to become official. So. Has she put pressure on you to become official and you haven't pulled it?

[Male Caller]

Oh, yeah, dude. She. She's been giving me hints and everything, and I just. I. I just haven't had the chance, you know?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So you talked to me for a year. Okay, what's stopping you? What do you think is stopping you from. Is it like a commitment? A commitment type of issue?

[Male Caller]

Oh, she my fault. You cut out. What'd you say?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I said, what do you think is stopping you from asking her to be your girlfriend?

[Male Caller]

I just needed to be the right situation, you know? Like, I want to set it up and, you know, have it. Have it?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Really?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What the.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Or something.

[Male Caller]

No, bro, I don't want to do it outside in a parking lot. Like, just be like, yo, you want to be my girl?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, no, no.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

The trend.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

The trend I've been seeing on. On Tik Tok. I'm gonna give you an idea. I'mma put you on right now, right?

[Male Caller]

Oh, there you go. There you go.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah. Listen up, little. Okay, so you buy. You. You buy her a bunch of, like, get some cards, balloons, obviously, you know her favorite candy.

[Female Caller]

You.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You know what your girl like. And then you make a sign and say, will you be my girlfriend? You put it in your trunk.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Trunk.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

And then you put her in front of the front of your car. Well, the back of your car. The trunk. And say, hey, babe, I just really want to take a picture of you. And then you pop the trunk and then just tell her, turn around. Bam. Will you be my girlfriend? Like, okay, the little fake candles in the trunk, bro. There you go, bro. Or shut up.

[Male Caller]

Or just ask her, hey, I'm gonna do that. And I'm at you so you can see it.

[Female Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Add me at me, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Are you sure she's gonna say yes?

[Male Caller]

Not, hell, yeah, she better.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, he sound confident, but what are.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You worried about her going out once a month? That seems like a very regular cadence. Actually, it's not that bad.

[Male Caller]

Yeah, but still, though, like, she don't go out to, like, you know, chill spots. She go out to bars or, like.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

She'S trying to say something. I don't know.

[Female Caller]

Little parties.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, she tried to throw some ass, bro. She tired of. She tired of that same Hell no.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

With some that might happen with some that might not have commitment issues either.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, she might literally be doing that because you ain't asked her to be your girlfriend yet.

[Male Caller]

Yeah. God damn. Now I'm gonna have to do it next week, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I've been really thinking something, like, we didn't say anything like, crazy or, like. Like, life changing, and you just. And you just feel like you had, like, an epiphany, like, oh, yeah, yeah, I hate that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's my pet peeve, giving somebody simple advice. Hell, yeah. We got you, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right. Bro, you have a good one.

[Male Caller]

I appreciate the. The idea, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Male Caller]

Hey, I'm a day one listener, bro. I've been listening since, like, episode five.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, damn. One episode five. Like, it came out in, like, 20, 21.

[Male Caller]

Yeah. Like, I remember, like, I was just outside working in the paint. Like, I was painting houses, and then I saw y' all spot. I was like, let me check it out. I'm a welder now. I'll be welding and fabricating.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Moving on up, bro. All you gotta do is that get your girl right fight before she go to the club and get and you good.

[Male Caller]

God damn.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right, man. You have a good one, man.

[Male Caller]

Hey, don't give me no ideas before I. Don't do it, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no, don't do it, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Just do it, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Just do it.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Stop wasting your time.

[Male Caller]

N. Shut up.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

This is why they be saying, I'll be ready to hang up on people.

[Female Caller]

Hello?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yo.

[Female Caller]

Hi.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Hello.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Hello.

[Female Caller]

Can you guys hear me?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, we can hear you perfectly fine.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You're making that right turn.

[Female Caller]

Okay, I am. I'm driving to the gym.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That sound like a right turn?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Her speeding up. She might need to change her turn signals. Kind of sounded fast.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What's your relationship dilemma?

[Female Caller]

My relationship dilemma is. Hold on. Just made the right turn. My relationship.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Sorry, go ahead.

[Female Caller]

Okay, okay. My relationship dilemma is throwing subliminals on social media. And to explain, it's like, me and my boyfriend, we get. That's. That's our main argument is going back and forth with each other on Instagram or Twitter.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What. What are some subliminals y' all throw back and forth on your Instagrams or Twitters?

[Female Caller]

Okay, I'll tell you the one right now because literally, like, you guys are in the process of watching some arguments happen. But it's like. So he just. We haven't been following each other on Instagram for, like, what, a year? Because we got into a whole argument, and then I blocked them on everything, and then that doesn't really matter. So then he just started following me back today. So I'm like. I was watching his follow account, and his following account was going down, and he wouldn't allow me to follow him. So I'm like, he's trying to clean out his closet. So I go to Twitter and I'm like, oh, imagine trying to clean out your closet before allowing your girlfriend to follow you. Well, and I don't think that's crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

What was his response to that?

[Female Caller]

He's like, I wasn't on my phone.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What made you.

[Female Caller]

Right, that's what made you.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Look at his following count, though.

[Female Caller]

Okay? I'm a little, I, I, I keep track of his following because he follows a lot of girls. Like, me and my friend have this joke. Like, his following looks like he, he's a last check or something because it's literally a whole bunch of females. So before I had blocked him on everything, I had went through. Oh my gosh, I had went through his phone, right? I had got his Apple watch, I got his passwords to his Instagram, and I linked his Instagram to my phone. So I went through his Instagram and I unfollowed a whole bunch of people. But then once he found out I went through his Instagram, he followed those people back.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, so, so my, my question is, does he know these people and do they follow him back?

[Female Caller]

Okay. Some of them are like, you know how like Instagram you having those sexy porn people on or corn people on? Like baby having those type of accounts, Right?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. Like only fangirls.

[Female Caller]

So he followed. Say that again.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like only fan girls.

[Female Caller]

Yeah, only fan girls, right. And then before in our relationship, I had caught him subscribing to a girl's only fans. So I was like, oh, no, if you're gonna go through and we're gonna unfollow all these girls. And he went right back and followed him back.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, so this is my question for you. So, like, let's leave this space and go to just your space. All right? And how long have y' all been dating?

[Female Caller]

Well, it'll be five years in February.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay. Like, do you know any other married couples?

[Female Caller]

No.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, let's just say you can imagine a married, like a married couple. And like, let's say you can imagine a wife and you asking her, you know, what was it like before you and Johnny got married? And she say, we was unfollowing each other on Instagram, he was following these only fan girls. And then he finally got it right and we lived happily ever after.

[Female Caller]

But I feel like, I don't know, I'm also delusional because I feel like he's his thing is that like he's just following them just to look at him. But I'm just like, why, why can't you just scroll past it? Like, why do you have to actually follow them?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Listen, listen, I want you to know, I want you to know, I want you to know this.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I want you to know it is actually less horny for a guy to go get a one night stand. What he's doing is top level horny.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Subscriber to the only fan. Yes.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You can't. You can't get no hornier than that than following a woman that won't. That does not know who you are. Only to make sure you see her pics on time. Like the Nick couldn't. He ain't got to look it up.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

He woke this.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

He could have. He could have definitely read it or somebody. He said, now I'm gonna put money in her pocket.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He definitely could have bootlegged. He a real supporting ass.

[Female Caller]

The worst part is he just reposted something on TikTok and it was like the most vulnerable moment for a man is when he comes to his girlfriend and asks can he get some? And then she says no. And that changes his whole mindset. And I'm just like, sometimes I don't want to do it. So you're gonna go subscribe to these only fan girls.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah. But the thing. But the thing is, like, how. How can you say something like that and then still try to make it with a person? Obviously y' all sexual level is not on the same thing. He wants to have sex way more than you. Because I've never heard of a this horny. I didn't even know they made horny tick tocks like this. What algorithm do you guys.

[Female Caller]

Oh. Oh my God.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So what. So you guys have been.

[Female Caller]

I don't even think he's like, wait, go ahead.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I was saying you guys have been in a relationship for five. You guys been in a relationship for five years. Like, what does he do well that makes you stay.

[Female Caller]

Well, he's. He's genuinely like, he's a great person. Like, he's really sweet, really kind. The only reason why we're having this pro. Like, we haven't had this problem in like a while, like with us not being on social media, like me having him blocked. I haven't get to see any of his stuff. He hasn't got to see any of my stuff. So we haven't had this problem until literally today.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You don't. You don't think that's like a red flag though, like, because the only reason that you're actually vibing out is because you can't see some of the stuff he's doing. So you can't see the women he's following. Basically, you can't see the problem which initially got you into this rift in the first place. You can't see it. So that's the only thing. Stop it. So we rather just not See it and live happily ever after.

[Female Caller]

I mean, no, the reason why I have him blocked is because the shit that I say to him because he gets mad when I go, because I'm like. Like, I'll go on Twitter and I'd be like, imagine your nigga being so horny that he has to follow other girls on Instagram on whatever. And one of them had went viral, and because I had posted it on TikTok, and it was just like, we had a whole argument about that. And he was like, now everybody knows this. And I'm like, well.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That'S a horny man. A horny. A horny man. Biggest fear.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Everybody knows. No, like, you, like, he's top level horny. And, like, my only thing that makes me think that you want to stay has to do with sex. Because it's like, I'm not seeing it. I'm not seeing, like, the correlation. You sound like a very.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Five years. Five years. They have a history.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no. She got something wrong with her. There's something she not telling us because there's no way he's done all this.

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

And then you're just on the phone like, boohoo. He's so horny. My man's so horny.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I can't stop him.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, what? Like, what's going on?

[Female Caller]

I don't think there's anything wrong with me. I think that I. I think that I'm. It's really okay. He says it's the way that I talk to him. Like, sometimes I can get a little, you know, crazy, but it's not to the point where it's like, okay, well, y' all have to understand what we've been through in our relationship to understand, like, where we're coming from.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, you're good.

[Female Caller]

Because it's like, at first, when we first got together, he cheated, and then I cheated back, but I. I was only texting. Is he actually somebody? And then I had got a job at Hooters.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You know when it says, like, when somebody just pushes you and you just. You just go for the knockout, but you are Hooters. I'm sorry.

[Female Caller]

Oh, yeah. I was. I was working at Hooters, and then it was like, this whole thing with this other dude, but, like, again, I still haven't anybody, but he's just like, you're talking to these people.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Okay, so you're right.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He. So he cheated first, though, and then you cheated two more times after he cheated.

[Female Caller]

Basically, yeah. And he won't let me live it down.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no, no.

[Female Caller]

Which I, I, I've, I've, I've accepted.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Do you think?

[Female Caller]

But I feel like he somebody.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, but that's like everybody has their different level of like what they find offensive too. Like him to him. Like you talking to another dude. You might as well them in a sense.

[Female Caller]

Yeah, that is true.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Because the embarrassment is the same. You know what I mean? But I want to. Don't, Don't. You still the victim. Hold on, let's rewind. Also, like, I don't see how you can.

[Female Caller]

I am.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I don't see. I don't see how you can put this together. So he cheated on you first, right? And then you, you, you somewhat cheated on you talked to two other dudes after, and basically he's like not letting you have it. And how many times do you think he cheated on you?

[Female Caller]

I think once.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, we lost her. Come on, we not about to play this game. We know. We're not playing with you.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No, I appreciate it. That was a good conversation.

[Female Caller]

No, I think it's worse.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You're not about to sit here and play in our face like that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You got us. I appreciate you. Thank you.

[Female Caller]

All right. Thank you, guys.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I think a cheated one. He cheated first and then he talked to two other dudes after. You don't think he got revenge?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Male Caller]

Yo, yo. Oh, oh, Mike.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Whoa.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You said. Ooh, Mike.

[Male Caller]

I thought Pat was gonna. I thought Pat was gonna answer with the.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, but what, why, why the Ooh.

[Male Caller]

Cuz I know I get a better solution with you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, go ahead, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I won't say a better solution with me.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I won't say nothing. This whole phone call.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Go ahead, bro. All right, man. What's up?

[Male Caller]

No, don't do that. Don't do that.

[Female Caller]

Pat.

[Male Caller]

I with you, Pat.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Don't do that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, I'm not good, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

What's the relationship dilemma that you have?

[Male Caller]

Oh, my girl, bro, sometimes seem just as freaky as the girls I used to be with.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

As what?

[Male Caller]

As freaky.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Freaky. Okay, explain that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, like, what type of freaky are you talking about? You just like in bed type of. Right, right. I'm guessing.

[Male Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, it's not just that too, like sometimes.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, listen, listen. When you say freaky, do you. Are you explaining like, the other girls are better at sex than her or freaky as the other girls do more than her? Like with variety.

[Male Caller]

Both kind of.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, damn. Just all, like, all around. So you're basically saying your girl is badass sex. That's what you say.

[Male Caller]

No, I'm not saying that. She just not experienced. It's me or the other girl.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

So, like, what an example, I guess. Like, what is she not doing? Do you feel like.

[Male Caller]

All right.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You don't gotta get super vulgar, but just, like, getting nervous.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, so she probably just be making this shower before sex.

[Male Caller]

So doggy sty, right?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Okay.

[Male Caller]

Like, like she don't really know how to just throw it back. Oh, like her, like, she, she, she don't know just how to throw it back. Like, so I'm just, like, having to talk her through it. Like, okay, get off your elbows. Why are you on your elbow? I like, get off your elbows. Use your hands, not your elbows.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I was so prepared to not be on your side, but what the fuck? Why is she on her elbows?

[Male Caller]

I don't know. I had to tell her this every time. Get off your elbow.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Off your elbow.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, he really in that bitch coaching off the elbow.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

But if that's the thing, doesn't she, like, get off her elbows in that moment, or does it kind of throw things off when you have to kind of instruct her in that?

[Male Caller]

Yeah, it throw every. It throw everything off. And like, I, I, I, it kind, it can come. Sometimes it just, it just smooth, but sometimes it just. You go right back to elbows.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Is that the only thing that's bothering you?

[Male Caller]

It's just like the other varieties, too. Like, like, she just ain't no, like, real, like, freaky person. She a good girl, and I don't blame her for that. That why I don't be tripping about it, so. Because I'm like, she's a good girl. Like, what, I'm gonna trip about it the other hoes on, so I feel it.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, right.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

And have you talked to her about this, like, outside of, like, having sex? Like.

[Male Caller]

No, I don't want to make it weird for her. I don't want her to be, like, Be like, thinking about, like, damn, what do them other girls do? I don't want to make. Make her feel, like, insecure.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Insecure. Now you got to deal with that for the rest of your life, Especially if you think this the one for you.

[Male Caller]

Yeah, we've been together for a while too, so I don't want to just put down her face and just be.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, yeah, yeah, okay. My advice for you would to be to actually talk to her about it without being in the act of sex.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's what we just said.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, you already said that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, I asked him that, and then he said that he didn't do it because he doesn't want to make it weird. Weird.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying about the elbow thing.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Not. Not about you don't.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

One thing you never do in. In the conversation, you never mention another woman.

[Male Caller]

You just go fast.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Why don't you try to do those things with her? Right? The things that the thing. No, for real. The things that you want to do. Listen, listen. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, like, why don't you try to try to do the things that you want? Orders. Okay, let's say it's something like you wanted to arch her back more and just stuff like that. Just be like, hey, just fine. You know, when the girl got the. The video of, like, the levels of arch, it's like level one, level two. Like, just jokingly send that to her, like, lol, baby video. Funny as hell. Level five. Arch is crazy, though. I don't know if you could do that. You probably can't, though.

[Male Caller]

It is smooth.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, Smooth.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You know what I'm saying?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Never bring up another girl, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's death. That's a death note. Don't do that.

[Male Caller]

I already know she about to kill me now. Just bring. She bring it up by herself, and I'm like, all right, hey, that's something. I ain't talking about none of that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Hey, one try to fix one position at a time. Don't try to go for it all. It's just too much. Right? Just work.

[Male Caller]

Elbows.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Just. Let's just work on. Just work on the doggy first, bro.

[Male Caller]

Yeah, I could tell she was a pillow princess before me.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Hey, you know what?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You know what good coaches do, bro?

[Female Caller]

It.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Sometimes they get in there and do it theyself, bro. So you gotta.

[Male Caller]

Yeah, you gotta do it yourself. You gotta get a.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That.

[Male Caller]

What I be doing. I gotta get this moving furniture in that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no. You gotta show her how to arch it, bro.

[Male Caller]

Yeah, fast. I'll be pushing her, pushing her back in.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no.

[Male Caller]

You got.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You personally gotta show her, like.

[Male Caller]

No, no, no, Pat. No Pat, no Pat.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right, man. You have a good one.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

All right.

[Male Caller]

Appreciate y'.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

All.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Boys, please. Still cook. Regardless. Any that says that girl not freaky enough on a podcast is cooked.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's so funny, though.

[Male Caller]

What's up? What you doing, brother?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Welcome to the relationship dilemma portion of the podcast, brother.

[Male Caller]

Oh, God damn, brother. You have no idea.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

All right, no more brothers, bro. Because I feel like you taking it to the heart. I got A question. What's a relationship dilemma that. What's a relationship dilemma that you have?

[Male Caller]

Yeah, so my best friend's ex just recently hit me up trying to. Trying to talk.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh. Oh, okay.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Does she. Do you. Does she look good? What?

[Male Caller]

For sure.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Why is that? You're really good at. That was a weird ass question by you. Why is that your next question?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It was just a question. I was wondering. I just want to wonder if he's like, oh, she was. He was attracted to her first.

[Male Caller]

Oh, no, she, she. She's most definitely attractive. It's just the, the best friends part that's like.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like this. Your best friend, best friend.

[Male Caller]

I mean, we, like, we play high school sports together, but, you know, it's nothing.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

How often.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like how. When is the last time you hung out with him?

[Male Caller]

I mean, I moved to Florida here recently, so like a month and a half, two months.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah. That's still your friend. All right, so the next question is, have you entertained this?

[Male Caller]

I mean, we'd be texting a little bit, but I mean, we. Obviously we haven't hung out.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh.

[Female Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I mean, it's. Whatever you tell it is. It's already too late kinda.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Because you. The reason you're saying this, because you're kind of thinking about it, you want to just. You just want confirmations if you're a bad person, if you do pursue it, right?

[Male Caller]

No, I mean, that's. See, I've, you know, I've been on the line of like, you know, that's, that's kind of up. But then again, he. He didn't treat her right, so it's like, man's up.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You are standing in the bushes waiting for this morning, weren't you?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You've been waiting on this.

[Male Caller]

But that's the thing. All of our, Me and all of our buddies were trying to tell him, like, bro, you got it. You got to lock in or you gonna, you really gonna lose her.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, but look, but listen, you got.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

A good one, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Don't lose her, bro, if I'm, if.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I, if I'm giving Mike advice and I'm like, yo, do such and such and you're gonna lose her and then you trying to pop up and be with her. So, like, how is that the, the prize for that? Like, hey, bro, we gave you the advice, so now we all. Your girl.

[Male Caller]

That was crazy. I mean, you can lead though. You can lead the horse to the water, but you can't force him to drink. It's not my force.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's not my fault.

[Male Caller]

That's not my fault.

[Female Caller]

He.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's not the quote that applies here, by the way.

[Male Caller]

No, it most definitely is. You, you, you. I told him. We told him, bro, like, this is what you gotta do.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's not the problem, though. The problem is that you're. Out of all the women in the world, millions of women in the world you want. Your friend's most recent ex is insane.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's what I'm gathering here. And that's why it's. I don't think that's actually your best friend or your friend, because for me, it's obviously not the same for every guy, but I know for Pat, too, once our friends are like people we consider friends. Best friends are dating someone. Even like someone had an interaction with someone. They don't look like they don't. They're not deemed attractive in that sense to me anymore. They're not deemed. Like, I would never want them because it's more. They always seem like sis at that point. Once your. Your homie's involved with it, that's like sis the whole time. So if you already saw her that way and you still kind of see her that way, then that dude's probably not your friend.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, Just go ahead, do what you want to do. I'm do you a favor. How old are you?

[Male Caller]

25.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

25. What region do you stay in? Like, Midwest? South?

[Female Caller]

I mean.

[Male Caller]

No. South.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, I'm just gonna pick. I'm just gonna pick Alabama because you sound a little Alabama Ish. Okay, Alabama over 25. Let's see how many in the world.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

In the world.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Well. Oh, America.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Good call. Or Alabama Bama.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It look. It look like it say 300,000.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

That's still a lot of people. That's.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Wait, wait. There's 600,000 women in the age range of 25 to 44, and you picked your best friend's ex? Like, you don't think that's his best friend?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like, I think that's.

[Male Caller]

Let's not.

[Female Caller]

Let's not.

[Male Caller]

We're not acting like we're together. We. We just talking. I haven't even hung out with.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

But.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But how do you.

[Male Caller]

We haven't even.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So does she like you?

[Male Caller]

Does he like me?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Does she like you?

[Male Caller]

Does she? Yes.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

How do you know that?

[Male Caller]

Because she's told me.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, then it don't matter if y' all hung up his best friend.

[Female Caller]

If.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Okay, if my friend came to me and just was like, yo, I only been talking to your girl, and we only express how we like each other. Well, we haven't hung out. Hangout wouldn't do too much more for me. It's the same thing.

[Male Caller]

I never said that.

[Female Caller]

I never.

[Male Caller]

I never said that I liked her, though, and that I was trying to pursue something with her. I'm just saying she. She hit me up trying to initiate something.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You entertained it, though. Like, you're entertaining the conversation of her. Like. And you understand. It's like, the thing that dudes do sometimes. We like to play dumb sometimes when, like, especially a girl likes you and stuff like that. You don't have to play dumb. It's okay. I don't. I personally just don't think that dude's your best friend.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Oh.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

And you should do babe to do whatever you want.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I didn't piece this together. The only reason y' all haven't hung out is because you moved, right?

[Male Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

There it is. You would have already hung out with her. You said we haven't hung out yet. Like, you stopping yourself from hanging out, it's because you move.

[Male Caller]

I mean, it's not like I'm a fly back to hang out with her.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, but.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

But if the opportunity presented itself.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So when you visit home, are you gonna see her? That's a question.

[Male Caller]

Probably not.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah. Okay.

[Male Caller]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right.

[Male Caller]

I swear.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah. He's like, that's my best friend.

[Male Caller]

That's crazy. All right. I appreciate it, boys.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

All right, Brody. So I see you taking pics on ig. You like fashion now.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Do you hate your old outfits or do you appreciate the journey?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I was just talking to my brother about that. I feel like when you look at the ou, you can be like, what the fuck was I doing? And I feel like, you gonna do that each time you get older. And I just feel like it's very rare when somebody got it. I feel like Tupac, if he's still alive, which he probably is, he can look bad at his outfit. Like, damn, that's some fly shit. Like, it's forever lasting. So that's why sometimes it ain't good to follow trends. Cause when they go out, like. You know what I'm saying? Like, the new boys, the jerk memories wearing skinny jeans and shit. It was a trend.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like, you can't bow ties to the club.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And there's some shit like, you know, like the. What's the. That called, like, thrifting and all that. Like, all that. It's just like. It's forever in style. You know what I'm saying, so sometimes that's real fashion. Some people, I feel like Kanye has, you know, saying mastered that where you can look. Because his old outfits, he was like, what's he wearing? But now what he got, now, years later, we can still look like, damn. He really was just.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He still got some, though.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I think he had.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

He had one with his. He had one with his ass out.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's not.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, that's.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That's art.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

It's like.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

It's like, illegal, though. See the back of this ball, man, It's Kanye. I gotta drive the same rental assistant.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

How long could that be an excuse for somebody? Yeah, I mean, like, because, like, you say, like, it's kind of. People do that for a lot of, like, celebrities, like.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, but some people. Yeah, yeah, but some people can get it. That's why it's good to be, you know, favorite sometimes. That's such and such. So he got it, you know, so y', all.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I guess you. I guess you not in a repost game. But we don't repost some clips because of what we had on. Cause we didn't obviously, like, when we first started off, we was kind of doing it for fun. So I was like, coming in, I might have the same pants on three episodes.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah. But that's cool, though. I feel like that's what men gotta do. We don't wash pants.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, that's true.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, very true.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

We don't watch pants.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I think it's people calling out. That's why I like wearing regular blue jeans and shit like that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, like the ones you got on.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, yeah. Like the super regular this.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Keep wearing the. This. Driving the jeans while he had them on is crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Now you can't. That's Jean watching is crazy. You can't do that.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, he said you can't do that.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You can't. You can't jean watch. You can't hat watch. You can't jean watch.

[Male Caller]

No, you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, you can have watch shirts. I don't even like washing my shirts. I'm dead.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You can shirt watch.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Nah, not for real, though. That's cuz women.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Women always running errands. That's why they got to wash all their stuff and jackets.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You don't wash jackets.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You can't wash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you saying wash or watch?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Wash. Not saying watch. I say wash. Why do you say watch to what?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

You can't be like, I don't wash my jacket.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You don't wash. Wash, but you don't watch.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I don't I'm not judging. Like I'm not like you're not looking.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

At people's jackets and you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm not washing pants or I'm not washing jackets.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But you. But eventually ain't no eventually.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No. But if I gotta get to that point, I'm throwing it away. Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You wait till it lose a thread and.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No but I'm just saying I feel like you don't like wait like you don't watch if you got pants on their jeans and they stink. You just nasty. Like. Like you gotta be a funky.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

But back in the day used to put hooping jeans.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I'm just saying. All right, come on now. But you have to washing with jeans. I'm not getting in the. With nobody got jeans on. Back in the.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Back in the day it was a little bit more. I say like when I was growing up, like somebody in jeans won too crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

See, we didn't have jeans. We had. And one shorts.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

We had big shorts under the jeans.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Yeah, yeah. You take the jeans off, you still.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Put on jeans with sweaty stuff.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I mean but that don't just automatically just make them funky like that. That's not today.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

You have no excuse.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's not cuz nobody wearing shorts under jeans. Yeah. You never wore like basketball.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like we used to hoop and then put on the same jeans. You can't do that, big brother.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

I saw somebody make a birthday post for their dad and in the birthday post he. He then mentioned, even though we don't see eye to eye, I still love you and like that. And I hate when people like hash out there like their disdain for somebody in the congratulations. Even though I don't. It's basically like even I don't with you. Happy birthday.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's real though.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No, you might as well not post it.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's how you know his dad ain't gonna stunt on him. Like what if his dad just text him like get off my dick. But now he gonna wish he would have put it in there. Like I wish I would have said.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I mean but my thing is when you do stuff like that, don't worry about what they. How they feel. Do it for you. So I'm making this post because I wanted to make it. So no matter what you say, I did what I wanted to do.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

But I feel like. I feel like that's contradicting yourself. It's just like we don't see eye to eye. Why don't you say that to him? And if y' all hash it out. Y' all hash it out. Then you shouldn't say that.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I mean, he just wanted other people like us. Y' all see me showing this love. But let me tell y' all the backstory.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

When you see yourself posted on the Shade Room now more often does that, like, because you probably see the alert first. Do you ever know, like, immediately that this is what's gonna be about?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, I mean, the Shade Room got a good relationship with me.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So I'm. I'm really. They. I think they're protecting me more because, like, they really, like, support me. People that in the office, like, yeah, he's a cool dude. So. So I feel like they go after people that just wanna feel like they fuck you and fuck you. And then some people already have a. I feel like they have a bad insight on the Shade Room. So when you get famous, I don't fuck with them. So when you start saying that, it's like, we already know you don't fuck with us. So anything you say, we gonna fuck you.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

You know what I'm saying?

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Cause they posting your daughter and everything, too.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So I feel like, overall, just. Cause I just always show and I DM them like, y'. All, like, I check in, like, y' all good. I never.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I never thought of that as them as, like, real people.

[Male Caller]

That's like, y'.

[Female Caller]

All.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

I mean, some people that just grow up that probably didn't like, y' all podcast. Cause they girl didn't came like, yo, like, then y' all find out, like, oh, he ain't like us anyway. Fuck him.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Like, oh, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So you know what I'm saying? So if you're that media outlet. So I feel like some people you.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Doing that because you really fuck with them or you're trying to. Like, you're playing the same.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

No, no, it ain't that. Cause I feel like I don't do nothing wrong to people. So it's like, even. Like, if you do something wrong, it's like, even if you try to play it slick, they gonna, like, shit you to have, like, Blueface could never get away with it because it just felt like he got the image of, like, everybody. So they want to highlight and put you on there.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They on the media run again.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

So first day out, if something. So if something ever happened like that, like, where it was like, a crazy rumor about you, would you?

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

And they post it.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

And they post it. What's the relationship? Then you gonna respect the game. Like, okay, I respect what y' all doing. I know y' all had to get this out.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Especially if it's spreading around. I get it. And if they, like, all right, everybody posting it, we gotta. Yeah, I get it. But they the first ones to post it. I'm like, fuck.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Like, the relationship over. Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I never thought of them as real people. So, like, when people be like, the Shade Room. It's a nigga named Shade Room. Like, you.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

People in the office working. Let's like, y' all started media, like, out late and start posting. Y' all like, you know what I'm saying? Crush out. Y' all can do a media, like, let's get in there and start the page. And y' all got people. Oh, this is going viral. Let's talk about it. Like, say cheese. It's people on there that work.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, that is true. I never thought of it like that. But them daily loud boys, they be spreading. They be having stories. Then they have a story. Be like, yeah, young boy kill. I'm like, over here looking for the hashtag. Like, this happened two years ago. I'm like, you got me hyped for nothing, bro.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Now, Twitter's like the king of, like, out of context clips and like that. But we gonna get you out of here, Marco.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah.

[Female Caller]

Water.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Good.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Hey, man, Shout out to the coffee shop, man. Number one spot to get coffee from up in making. By the summertime, it's gonna be coffee and you're gonna get a DJ booth and you're also gonna be able to buy a section.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

So Milwaukee.

[Female Caller]

Milwaukee.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No section Blue Hour Cafe.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

24.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

7.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Come here by clothes. It's gonna be at night. Like, open hours. Gonna be night time, too, so that's gonna be hard.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Free shots.

[Male Caller]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Starbucks.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Shout out to everybody come at night.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

What type of shots you talking about? Like.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, no, no. Just shots. Surprise. You know those random shots where you don't know what you gonna get? I mean, it's random. You don't know what you're gonna get. Like, you get a shot of vodka.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

No surprise. Shot. Taking a shot and not knowing what's inside of it would be kind of like.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That was old school. You never see the tray. You ain't never had a trade come around the club. And they'd be like, these.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Before we go, y' all ready for that Michael Jackson movie?

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Oh, that look.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Fire. Hey, I think it's about to be good. Yeah, I saw people giving a little flack, but. But I feel like there's never gonna be.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

If you're a fan, you're a fan.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Yeah.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

And that's his nephew. Yeah, that's playing.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

Oh, that's his nephew.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

That's his nephew.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

They thought they were exaggerating about the nose, and it don't matter.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Everybody can't get everything down to a teeth in the case. We're gonna have to bring Michael Jackson alive.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

But his nose was kind of like. Like Michael Jackson.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

Michael Jackson is that guy.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

I ain't gonna lie. Like, it depends on how. And it always depends on how you do the biopic.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

That the movie's gonna be sold out probably, like, three weeks straight. Every theory.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

Yeah, that's gonna be crazy.

[Crash Dummies Host 3]

AMC about to make their money.

[Crash Dummies Host 2]

No, they about to get off.

[Crash Dummies Host 1]

All right. All right, y'. All. Peace.