The Most Desperate Thing You’ve Done - Episode 204 - Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Episode: The Most Desperate Thing You’ve Done - Episode 204
Release Date: April 30, 2025

1. Opening Remarks and Patreon Update (01:33 - 03:00)

The episode kicks off with a brief exchange between Pat and Mike about the podcast’s intro, expressing their desire for a more polished introduction. Kaley Cuoco humorously interjects, adding to the light-hearted banter. Pat announces a significant update for their Patreon supporters:

Pat: “We just released the episode there. For all the people that are in the Patreon... the $7 tier is now $10.”
(03:00)

2. Social Media and OnlyFans Statistics (03:16 - 05:30)

Kaley shares a striking statistic about OnlyFans, highlighting the challenges creators face:

Kaley Cuoco: “I'm top 37% this month. On OnlyFans, I made about $100. That means 63% of creators made less than $100 this month.”
(03:38)

Mike reflects on the competitive nature of platforms like OnlyFans and TikTok, comparing their podcast's success to the many dormant or less active content creators.

3. Relationships and Changing for Love (23:00 - 38:11)

The core of the episode delves into personal narratives about desperate actions taken for love. Kaley recounts her experiences of altering her personality and appearance to win over someone, leading to unnecessary conflicts with their siblings:

Kaley Cuoco: “I basically changed my entire personality and persona for this woman, and it didn't work out for me.”
(27:32)

Mike shares a similar story about cutting off friends in pursuit of a relationship, emphasizing the pitfalls of such desperation:

Mike: “Cut off my hoes is probably like the most down bad thing I'll do ever.”
(22:30)

Their discussions underline the emotional turmoil and consequences of drastic measures taken in the name of love, highlighting themes of self-worth and authenticity.

4. Stereotypes, Authenticity, and Community (40:43 - 65:18)

Pat and Mike explore societal stereotypes, particularly within the Black community. They critique individuals who adopt behaviors or speech patterns they perceive as inauthentic or performative:

Mike: “You can see them, you can feel them, you know where they live. They like...”
(64:32)

Kaley adds that attempting to "act too black" can be off-putting and create a sense of distrust:

Kaley Cuoco: “They make it seem like they're hip and like that. Bro, you can just be yourself.”
(64:53)

The conversation transitions into discussions about cultural authenticity versus societal expectations, emphasizing the importance of genuineness over perceived trends.

5. Movie Review: Vampire Film with Social Themes (05:46 - 21:27)

The hosts review a recent vampire-themed movie that intertwines supernatural elements with historical racial tensions, specifically referencing the KKK:

Mike: “Vampires can't come into places they're not invited to... It's like if a KKK member shows up, it's realistic.”
(18:41)

They commend the movie for its clever integration of social commentary, such as using vampire lore to symbolize exclusion and racism:

Pat: “It was very Ryan Cooler did a really good job directing and making some clever...”
(16:17)

The discussion highlights how genre films can effectively address deeper societal issues, blending entertainment with meaningful narratives.

6. Listener Interaction: Most Desperate Things for Love (23:00 - 57:14)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to answering listener questions about the most desperate things they've done for love. Multiple callers share their stories, from drastic personality changes to confrontational actions aimed at securing relationships. Notable exchanges include:

Kaley Cuoco: “What's the most desperate thing you've done for love?”
(22:30)
Caller: “I drove an hour and a half from my internship back to my hometown to ask my then... situationship...”
(35:50)

These narratives provide a raw look into personal regrets, lessons learned, and the importance of self-respect in relationships. The hosts offer advice on maintaining authenticity and avoiding destructive behaviors in the pursuit of love.

7. Dark Humor and Sensitive Topics (57:14 - 73:56)

Pat and Mike navigate discussions that blend dark humor with sensitive subjects. They tackle topics like suicide prevention and identity struggles, balancing humor with genuine concern:

Mike: “Anybody that's going through that, don't do that.”
(53:12)

Additionally, they engage in humorous yet edgy banter about hypothetical scenarios, such as humans battling gorillas, showcasing their signature dark comedic style while occasionally pushing boundaries.

8. Closing Thoughts and Upcoming Episodes (73:56 - 74:00)

As the episode wraps up, Pat and Mike tease upcoming content, including an episode featuring Devin from "Ned Declassified" and a survival guide for toxic relationships:

Pat: “For next week's episode, we shot an episode with Devin, who is Ned from Ned Declassified...”
(52:16)
Mike: “Updated survival guide for toxic behavior and relationships.”
(52:35)

They encourage listeners to subscribe to Patreon for exclusive content and updates, maintaining engagement and anticipation for future episodes.

Notable Quotes

Kaley Cuoco on OnlyFans Statistics (03:38):

“I'm top 37% this month. On OnlyFans, I made about $100. That means 63% of creators made less than $100 this month.”
Pat on Authenticity (64:53):

“They make it seem like they're hip and like that. Bro, you can just be yourself.”
Mike on Desperate Actions (22:30):

“Cut off my hoes is probably like the most down bad thing I'll do ever.”
Kaley on Changing for Love (27:32):

“I basically changed my entire personality and persona for this woman, and it didn't work out for me.”
Pat on Upcoming Content (52:16):

“Updated survival guide for toxic behavior and relationships.”

Insights and Conclusions

Authenticity Over Desperation: Both Pat and Mike emphasize the importance of staying true to oneself in relationships, cautioning against drastic measures that lead to personal and familial conflicts.
Critical View on Social Platforms: The hosts provide a realistic perspective on the challenges of content creation platforms like OnlyFans, highlighting the competitive landscape and financial struggles faced by creators.
Navigating Stereotypes: A recurring theme is the critique of performative behaviors and speech within the Black community, advocating for genuine self-expression over societal expectations.
Balancing Humor and Sensitivity: The episode showcases the hosts' ability to blend dark humor with serious topics, though it occasionally teeters on controversial ground, reflecting the nuanced nature of their comedic style.
Community Engagement: Through listener interactions, Pat and Mike create a space for shared experiences and collective learning, fostering a sense of community among their audience.

This episode of Crash Dummies Podcast offers a deep dive into personal struggles with love and relationships, societal stereotypes, and the realities of content creation, all wrapped in the hosts' unique blend of humor and candid conversation.

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[00:02]
Kaley Cuoco
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[00:04]
Unknown Male Host
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[01:33]
Unknown Male Host
Are we ever gonna get an intro?
[01:35]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, I feel like we have one and it was just like, it's easy, but once you get editing team and all that, they'll just start doing that stuff for us.
[01:42]
Unknown Male Host
And I'm also super picky, you know what I mean? Like the intro plant over and over. Yeah, an outfit down like no more. Yeah, erase that.
[01:50]
Kaley Cuoco
The thing about even outfits, sometimes we like, you'll probably see with some callers I don't even know. Some calls might be in Cali and some college might be here. So I always forget what outfits I'd be wearing on some of these colors.
[02:02]
Unknown Male Host
You want to know the fucked up part is like there's like a clip today that we're going to put out and I technically don't like my outfit, but I don't know, sometimes, like for those that you don't know, we shoot all of our episodes in one day. Yeah, we'll come in Here. And that's why we, like, try to keep it authentic and just shoot everything in one day. But there's. Sometimes we come in here and put in extra work, and we don't know where those clips are going.
[02:23]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, exactly. We come in here just to do callers. Yes.
[02:25]
Unknown Male Host
And sometimes, like, my mindset is like, oh, it's not Sunday day.
[02:28]
Kaley Cuoco
It's not shoot.
[02:29]
Unknown Male Host
Hey, like, let me throw on anything. And then I'm sitting there listening, and I can't even. And sometimes I try to stop a call from going viral. Oh, you know that I'm like, nah, this. This dude sound funny as hell. Let me call him a.
[02:43]
Kaley Cuoco
Go viral.
[02:44]
Unknown Male Host
That's how selfish I am.
[02:46]
Kaley Cuoco
Anyway, welcome to crash podcast, episode 204. Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon. We just released the episode there. For all the people that are in the Patreon. It's. It's that we're grandfathering. They have the $7 tier. It's now $10.
[03:01]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. It's not 10.
[03:02]
Kaley Cuoco
So if you leave and you're in the Patreon already, it will jump if you leave.
[03:08]
Unknown Male Host
Y' all let Netflix do it now. When two black men do it, it's a problem. It's a problem. They. They raise the price on everything.
[03:15]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[03:16]
Unknown Male Host
Y' all boy still eating eggs, right?
[03:18]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. All right, I'll start this episode off with actually a tweet that I saw. It's not really like a tweet a week.
[03:23]
Unknown Male Host
No, no, no, no.
[03:24]
Kaley Cuoco
Either. No, no, either.
[03:25]
Unknown Male Host
You enter tweet of the week.
[03:26]
Kaley Cuoco
No, no, it's not tweeted a week. It's just a thing. Unknown caller. Oh, I've never had that before.
[03:31]
Unknown Male Host
No, no, no, no, no. Ain't no dipping in and dipping out.
[03:34]
Kaley Cuoco
What do you mean?
[03:36]
Unknown Male Host
You. It's tweeted a week or don't say it.
[03:38]
Kaley Cuoco
Tweet a week.
[03:38]
Unknown Male Host
All right.
[03:38]
Kaley Cuoco
I saw something on the Internet that said. That said I'm top 30. I'm top 37% this month. On Only Fans, I made about $100. That means 63% of creators made less than $100 this month. Do whatever you want with this information. So there's 63 of girls on OnlyFans that. Girls are so sorry. People on Only Fans. Yeah, yeah. People on Only Fans that make less than a hundred dollars.
[04:12]
Unknown Male Host
Because I get that. But there's probably. It's kind of like tick tock. And podcasts is like, oh, I feel like, you know, we've been in a top 1% of podcasts. For a while now.
[04:22]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[04:22]
Unknown Male Host
Now we're probably like super, super elite. But even when we first started, we were. That's because there's so many. There's so many dormant podcasts.
[04:29]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[04:30]
Unknown Male Host
That still have a podcast. Technically, if you have a podcast that stopped at 80 episodes because it was 80 episodes of wreaking ass, then that podcast is still there. That's the same thing with only fans. Like somebody posted their booty and then the first person that subscribed said, you know what? I only came in here to say.
[04:49]
Kaley Cuoco
Ill. Or they probably saw like month two that yeah, this is not for me type of thing.
[04:54]
Unknown Male Host
Like after. You know what I'm saying? Shaking all that ass and shaking what you got. That $150 wasn't worth it. You better off. Never mind say that.
[05:04]
Kaley Cuoco
But I'm just saying the $150 was probably worth it for our. Our good. I would say good friend. But un. Shannon Sharp.
[05:12]
Unknown Male Host
Oh man.
[05:13]
Kaley Cuoco
He fell for the only fans.
[05:16]
Unknown Male Host
Oh man. Falling for only fans model. You know, when I see people like Shannon Sharp, I'm not going to lie. If Shannon Sharp was in a room and he was talking, I would be listening.
[05:25]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[05:26]
Unknown Male Host
Because I'd just be like, you still look at. He's still very successful black man.
[05:30]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[05:31]
Unknown Male Host
And like he's a rare commodity. That's why this is so stupid.
[05:34]
Kaley Cuoco
Somebody that's on like on TV like the actually got famous for being himself.
[05:38]
Unknown Male Host
For being himself. Yeah. Yeah. So when you see somebody like that, you don't expect. No. Like this like you expect. This is like. That's like level one training.
[05:46]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[05:46]
Unknown Male Host
Like this is what they tell you when you first get money is not to mess with women like that. You don't mess with women that talk like that, walk like that, breathe.
[05:55]
Kaley Cuoco
Like I saw our friend Daphne. She said this on her pod and el. She was like when you get. When you get rich and you're black, when you get start a millionaire, you have to start getting rid of your fetishes.
[06:09]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[06:09]
Kaley Cuoco
And I think it is true.
[06:11]
Unknown Male Host
Know she always. She always spin that.
[06:12]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[06:13]
Unknown Male Host
But that's like.
[06:14]
Kaley Cuoco
I do think as you get more money, I think the less fetishes you should have.
[06:18]
Unknown Male Host
You should, you should because there's more people that are going to look at those situations because there's a lot of things in those fetishes every fetish has. Like you teetering on a line.
[06:28]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[06:29]
Unknown Male Host
Like you can go right. Like there's people that take it fetishes where they're pretending to do something. I'm not going to repeat what they do. But they're pretending to be something they're not.
[06:37]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[06:37]
Unknown Male Host
And. And what they're pretending to be would be a crime.
[06:40]
Kaley Cuoco
Yes.
[06:40]
Unknown Male Host
Since they're pretending it's not a crime. And there's a lot of stuff that's like that. So you. Those people can come back and sue you.
[06:49]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[06:49]
Unknown Male Host
Do you know like there was like a stat of like somebody. The people that win the lottery have like 99 of them get sued because there's something you did in your life.
[06:59]
Kaley Cuoco
I don't believe 99, but go ahead.
[07:00]
Unknown Male Host
I believe.
[07:00]
Kaley Cuoco
I'm just, I'm just saying I saw it on Facebook.
[07:04]
Unknown Male Host
That's true.
[07:06]
Kaley Cuoco
I get what you mean though.
[07:07]
Unknown Male Host
I'm going to repost it on Facebook. I think it was from man. Side note, this, this man, this is dude I don't like in my 2k group chat. I hope you hear this. He bro. He a lame ass bro. That's all I gotta say. You lame as hell. Hating on Shador is lame. But back to whatever.
[07:23]
Kaley Cuoco
But yeah, I do think as you make like you said, as you make more money, it is a good time to kind of down. Go down. I'm not saying don't keep all your little fetishes.
[07:32]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[07:33]
Kaley Cuoco
But like the ones that like require you to. To talk crazy over text, you should probably like get rid of those.
[07:40]
Unknown Male Host
You shouldn't be typing nothing.
[07:42]
Kaley Cuoco
Nothing.
[07:42]
Unknown Male Host
Like you shouldn't be typing nothing. You should be talking on the phone. Like if your horniness is that deep, you need a therapist because it's literally got you like doing dumb stuff.
[07:53]
Kaley Cuoco
I think, I think again, I think people get addicted to like living out porn titles. And I think I said this in the Patreon but just like. Yeah, it's. It's just something that obviously just a clickbaitiness. We kind of talked about it how like that's the point of it.
[08:10]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[08:11]
Kaley Cuoco
But I think again this. I'm guessing Shannon shot probably met her at the gym or something like they said and. And found out what she did for a living. He probably bought, you know, spent the 14.99 on the only fans and said oh, I saw you doing this. Can you do this for me now.
[08:28]
Unknown Male Host
To me, just having a relationship with a woman like that would just never be for me.
[08:32]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[08:33]
Unknown Male Host
Like if our relationship is strictly sexual, I'm straight. I feel like it only can lead to bad things. Like we're meeting.
[08:39]
Kaley Cuoco
That's exactly.
[08:40]
Unknown Male Host
We're meeting up to have sex. So what happens when we. When one of Us don't. Don't want to have sex anymore. And then, like, it's going to be a problem either way. It's just like.
[08:49]
Kaley Cuoco
And then obviously is one person is more successful than the other person financially. And if both y' all don't have those type of feelings for you, for each other, or you start to catch those type of feelings for each other, it's like somebody's going to be some, like, friction.
[09:02]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[09:02]
Kaley Cuoco
And anything can happen from that friction.
[09:04]
Unknown Male Host
And if you. And if you're a woman in that position, if you think you're the only one. He paying for you. Crazy as hell with that type of money.
[09:12]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[09:12]
Unknown Male Host
Like, unless you can look up his salary and be like, damn, he paying me half his salary.
[09:17]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[09:17]
Unknown Male Host
But you know what I'm saying.
[09:19]
Kaley Cuoco
They said he was going to. He was willing to settle for 10 million, I believe.
[09:24]
Unknown Male Host
So. My theory. I think I said this on the podcast. It could be because of the. Just showing Shannon a little grace.
[09:30]
Kaley Cuoco
It should.
[09:31]
Unknown Male Host
It could be because of the sex tape in total.
[09:34]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, exactly.
[09:35]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. But with them trying to push these other allegations, that means that, you know, it was a difference between. It has to be off that section.
[09:43]
Kaley Cuoco
I think Shannon is trying to get more into the mainstream. He's trying to get that mainstream money, you know? Exactly. So, like, once you kind of. It's not like the whole old Kim Kardashian thing that happened on. I think once you kind of have, like, a sex tape out, it. It can ruin a lot of those perf. Like, it can ruin a lot of brand deals for you. If he was, quote, unquote, to get, like, $100 million for his new deal, that definitely. That him having a sex tape definitely drops it by at least half, I.
[10:08]
Unknown Male Host
Would think, especially off what it sounds like, because I'm getting BDSM vibes.
[10:13]
Kaley Cuoco
Exactly.
[10:14]
Unknown Male Host
And if, like, if that's BDSM vibes, if that's looked at through someone who isn't into that, which is probably, if it's viewed in court, a lot of the jurors probably not into that. I feel like that's very rare.
[10:26]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[10:26]
Unknown Male Host
I feel like, I don't know, a person, maybe they keep it a secret, but I don't know a person that's really into that, like, hardcore. So if it's that type of stuff and it's put on camera in a. A court.
[10:37]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[10:37]
Unknown Male Host
You're gonna be guilty every single.
[10:38]
Kaley Cuoco
And then what's the quote that he said? Big black dude chokes small white girl or something like that. Like, he probably was saying that type of. In the. You know what I'm saying?
[10:48]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[10:49]
Kaley Cuoco
Cuz like her saying put the gravy baby in. First of all, I should have told you her age. Like if somebody's saying gravy baby, it's like, all right, you shouldn't be dating.
[10:56]
Unknown Male Host
That person, Baby, gravy.
[10:58]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[10:58]
Unknown Male Host
Make sure you get it right, baby.
[11:00]
Kaley Cuoco
What? I said gravy, baby.
[11:01]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, gravy.
[11:01]
Kaley Cuoco
No, no, baby gravy. My bad, baby. Gravy.
[11:03]
Unknown Male Host
Gravy.
[11:03]
Kaley Cuoco
Yes. That's crazy.
[11:04]
Unknown Male Host
Which is crazy though.
[11:05]
Kaley Cuoco
It's a crazy thing to say. Crazy. I don't even know how like that sounds sexual.
[11:09]
Unknown Male Host
How does that sound? Like not. PDF file. That's weird as hell.
[11:14]
Kaley Cuoco
But her then saying put a black baby in me. It just like it might be some like it, it, it kind of gives window to that. It might be some race play in there. And it's just like if that's on camera. Yeah, that's less. We call him Unk, you know, so if there's like, if he, if he.
[11:32]
Unknown Male Host
Eating a banana while he hitting.
[11:33]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, I see this be on his chest. Nah, nah. If he call himself Tarzan and heard my Jane.
[11:43]
Unknown Male Host
Nah, man. If he tried to do. I was not even supposed to be in here.
[11:51]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, then that then leads me into Bill Belichick. So there's a tweet I saw it said after watching.
[11:57]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, brother. What I told you. Rules.
[12:00]
Kaley Cuoco
All right. There's something I saw on the Internet after watching the CBS Sunday morning Bill Belichick interview. It is with high confidence that his new 24 year old girl girlfriend is a high end escort. Jordan Hudson. This is allegedly, and this is something I'm reading, why bill is 74 old rich white men the main clientele for sex workers. During the interview, Jordan interrupts the reporter asking, where did you meet with demands not to answer the question. So like did you see that CBS interview with. Yeah, yeah. It was kind of, it was kind of odd.
[12:35]
Unknown Male Host
You see how she was watching that motherfucker? She was watching the interview like this. Like she literally was like hands on face beaming into the interviewer's eyes. Like she, like if you say something I don't like, like I'm cutting that off.
[12:47]
Kaley Cuoco
But the thing too is that her saying we're not answering that question to where do you guys meet? I feel like made it worse. I feel like if, say he did meet her and she's a sex worker or whatever she is to him. Right? Yeah. Lie or have a lie. Just Ready to say. You saying we're not talking about that makes it. Makes it seem that if you actually told the real story that I.
[13:08]
Unknown Male Host
The thing is, what I think she's hiding would be the puzzle piece to how they really met.
[13:15]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[13:16]
Unknown Male Host
So if she's saying, like, oh, I'm gonna say it was this, Right? So let's say she like, okay, we.
[13:23]
Kaley Cuoco
You just said we met at a party, though.
[13:24]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. Okay, let's say she says she met at a party, Right. And then there's footage of them, like, meeting online at this place. And it's not the party. Then it builds up and more like people are gonna go.
[13:35]
Kaley Cuoco
But it. You don't know where the footage is from. I' had that footage already. They could just say a party because a parties in general because even they met somewhere else. Or that information can still be found now. Or first saying, I feel like people are going to look into it a lot more.
[13:49]
Unknown Male Host
I don't think so.
[13:50]
Kaley Cuoco
They say the university is already concerned about it too.
[13:53]
Unknown Male Host
That's. That's all rumors, man.
[13:55]
Kaley Cuoco
That's okay, bro. Anything I say is just that. Oh, that's not true.
[13:59]
Unknown Male Host
Where you confirm what's your source?
[14:00]
Kaley Cuoco
All right, don't worry. Just remember, you say, what's my source?
[14:06]
Unknown Male Host
I don't know about.
[14:07]
Kaley Cuoco
They got. Just say what they reported on the CBS News.
[14:09]
Unknown Male Host
Go to Hollywood for four days.
[14:11]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, my gosh. This. He's literally gonna say something on this web. On this podcast, and it's not gonna be. It's gonna be like, where'd you get it from? Oh, my uncle on Facebook posted it. So you just said 99 of people did something. 99 people get sued. That's such a crazy number.
[14:26]
Unknown Male Host
My uncle Tay Tay is a liar, though. My uncle Tay Tay posted is true. He went to Buoy State, bro.
[14:35]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, sinners. You watch Sinners?
[14:37]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. Center, center, centers. I just saw Skin Bone doing, like, a parody to. I sent it to you.
[14:44]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, I didn't click again.
[14:45]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, my God, it's so funny. He got. It's one scene, obviously. There's a scene where they're trying to make sure everybody's sorry. Spoiler alert.
[14:52]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, spoiler alert.
[14:53]
Unknown Male Host
You ain't see it by now. I'm so sorry. Spoiler alert, Sinners.
[14:57]
Kaley Cuoco
You can fast forward right now. We're giving you time.
[14:59]
Unknown Male Host
Keep skipping, keep skipping.
[15:01]
Kaley Cuoco
Keep skipping. You're not there yet.
[15:02]
Unknown Male Host
Okay, not there yet. Probably a little bit. 30 seconds. Maybe a minute. 30.
[15:06]
Kaley Cuoco
All right, now you're good now.
[15:07]
Unknown Male Host
Okay, but. So there's a scene where they're all standing around in a circle, and someone goes around and says, everybody has to eat garlic. So to make sure nobody got bitten here. Because that was how you turn into a vampire, obviously. And there's a woman who doesn't. The same woman that got ate out in the closet. The. She doesn't want to take the garlic because it's. She's just saying, like, this is up. Like, why we got to do this? And bait. And then it was like, a big debate, and basically one of the twins had to hold the gun at her, and we're just like, eat it. And Skin Bone got a clip. And he was just like, eat the garlic. Like, bro. And he just made. He just made fun of, like, he. It's actually very funny if you take out the slavery part of the movie. It's like, actually kind of like a comedy.
[15:56]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, they had. They had really good comedic points. Yeah, it was very. It was very. Ryan Cooler did a really good job directing and making some clever. There was some clever scenes. Like, I didn't really realize the whole vampire thing was that they can't come into places they're not invited to. So him. When. What's his name? What was the big dude's name again? Cornbread.
[16:17]
Unknown Male Host
Cornbread, yeah.
[16:18]
Kaley Cuoco
When Cornbread was standing outside, he was, like, not stepping in. And you're like, why don't you come in then? And that was good. It was a good thing. They're like, oh, that was kind of clever for them to, like, bring that into the movie, too.
[16:28]
Unknown Male Host
So I really like that because you can't. I like movies because everybody's online. These people, you know, I'm saying some of y' all, like, need. I know some of y' all report cars look like in high school. The. By the way they interpret this movie. But I will say a lot of people sometimes get bad for their interpretation when the director was meant for everybody to have different thoughts on stuff.
[16:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[16:48]
Unknown Male Host
Like, a lot of people, like, deemed it as biblical, you know what I'm saying? Like, not letting the devil in. The devil can't come in unless he's invited. Something like that. So it's just, like, different things and, like, different people. Everybody that got bit, like, got bit because they were doing something they weren't supposed to or maybe was, like, a little bit edgy and stuff like that. But me, man, I couldn't do that. Vampire, bro. I would just turn into a vampire. Ain't got time. But I'm going with a winning team, man. It's a numbers Game now, man.
[17:20]
Kaley Cuoco
I was funny with vampire stuff. It's just like for them to be like very strong and stuff like that. Yeah, it's just like the littlest things like them being allergic to garlic. Garlic being their kryptonite is kind of ass.
[17:32]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, the other thing. I don't want no dude biting my neck. Bring me a woman. There you go, baby.
[17:39]
Kaley Cuoco
Or the steak oil wooden steak can pierce their heart.
[17:42]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like. That's like that old school. But it was definitely dope. It was the dope scene at the end where.
[17:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Go ahead.
[17:49]
Unknown Male Host
He got the crossover to see his dead kid, you know, and he killed a KKK member before that. And it was just funny how like the not funny but how the KKK was going to come back. Just imagine that there's a lot of people that don't know that because I always say that on. This is my like take on people that are racist.
[18:10]
Kaley Cuoco
The problem is, is not the race card. Yeah. It's number 100.
[18:13]
Unknown Male Host
The problem is, is not the people that are outwardly racist. Because. Because you can see them, you can feel them, you know where they live. They like. We don't like black people. Okay. Now we can see that. It's the people that like pretend didn't go down just 50, 60 years ago.
[18:28]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[18:28]
Unknown Male Host
And they're like, they make hard to like move on. So like to give people a film like that, knowing like there was going to be a diverse crowd that watched that and then also showed you like the KKK was going to kill everybody after the party.
[18:41]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[18:42]
Unknown Male Host
So everybody was going to be in their hungover after they had drink and sex all night, listen to music and the KKK was gonna come kill him. And just like that's realistic. And then people see like. Yeah. When cars were around.
[18:53]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[18:53]
Unknown Male Host
KKK was killing people.
[18:55]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. The. What else did I like really like about the. There was a part at the. During the movie where I did look at my like phone to see the check the run time of the movie. Because I was like, oh, it's only 2 hours 17 movie. Because I. There was so many. No, no, because there's. It got to the point where it's like, oh, this movie has to end here. But it could go into so many different lanes at this part.
[19:18]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[19:18]
Kaley Cuoco
But I was like, if it went to those different lanes, it's definitely not enough time to finish that storyline. Because I thought they could have went a little bit more into like the Native American stuff. Yeah, they probably can do stuff About. I think that would be a dopa. I saw it on Twitter. They should do like a little sequel with just the Native Americans and like the. The vampires. Like the prequel.
[19:36]
Unknown Male Host
That's fire.
[19:37]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, that'll be fire.
[19:37]
Unknown Male Host
That's super fire.
[19:39]
Kaley Cuoco
Cuz they look like they're about to handle business.
[19:40]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, they look like they do that. We hunt these dudes down. We know exactly. Cuz this is our land. Yeah, we've been. They probably been on the land before them. So they know.
[19:48]
Kaley Cuoco
But they also knew their limitations cuz they started to see that it was getting dark and he's like, oh this. When these start to power up. So we out. If God be with you. If he's in there.
[19:58]
Unknown Male Host
No, no, no. I. I definitely think they got something like that. So yeah, he definitely opened an avenue. Also. He has an avenue with Stack and what's her name? Haley. Michael B. Jordan and Haley Southfield. They're still alive, right? Everybody else was kind of like killed off where they couldn't like go to the next one.
[20:17]
Kaley Cuoco
Like wait, they're still alive?
[20:19]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, there were vampires at the end.
[20:22]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, I don't think. I think I might have.
[20:24]
Unknown Male Host
You walked out before that? No way. He had a scene where he was an old man.
[20:29]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
[20:30]
Unknown Male Host
Planning the guitar.
[20:31]
Kaley Cuoco
Yep.
[20:32]
Unknown Male Host
And Michael B. Jordan and Haley pull it up and was just like. They sniffed them and was like, you ain't got that much time to live. And they kind of like ask how he been since the thing and stuff like that.
[20:43]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh damn. That whole part.
[20:44]
Unknown Male Host
What the. That's a whole.
[20:45]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, yeah. But I can't believe I missed that.
[20:50]
Unknown Male Host
That's crazy.
[20:52]
Kaley Cuoco
But they could. Yeah. They could also talk about to like how they actually got the money as well. Like how, you know, because they obviously went to Chicago and something happened out there so it can maybe show their. Their time in Chicago what they were doing.
[21:04]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, you got that? Yeah.
[21:06]
Kaley Cuoco
Chicago. Sorry.
[21:07]
Unknown Male Host
People are saying chitterlins.
[21:09]
Kaley Cuoco
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Unknown Male Host
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Unknown Male Host
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Kaley Cuoco
Man, what's the word?
[22:30]
Unknown Male Host
What's the deal?
[22:31]
Kaley Cuoco
I got a question for you. What's the most desperate thing you've done for love? Man? Cutting off my hoes, bro.
[22:39]
Unknown Male Host
Cut off my hoes is probably like the.
[22:42]
Kaley Cuoco
The most down bad thing I'll do ever. How do you go about. Why is it. Why was it a down bad thing? Like, wasn't it for a girl you liked, right? Or loved? Hell yes. Hell yeah. I love their ass. But these hoes ain't gonna lie, man. These hoes do that she can't do. You know what I'm saying? So why don't you get with those?
[23:06]
Unknown Male Host
Like what?
[23:09]
Kaley Cuoco
Hey, they eat that meat up like it's something like. Like some. Man, you remember I called you about the big girls at one time? The Buffet Slayer.
[23:17]
Unknown Male Host
They called me in the comments. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's you. Okay. Yeah, but these ho, bro, these hoes.
[23:24]
Kaley Cuoco
Gonna do something spectacular just for 10 minutes of your time. Meanwhile, your girl, you know, she take that for granted. So why don't you just get with like the girls that you. That do everything you want then she's.
[23:43]
Unknown Male Host
A. I don't want to cuss that. That's.
[23:49]
Kaley Cuoco
That's a. That's a pump and go. You feel me? Pump and go.
[23:55]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, man. Oh, man, we lost. We lost as a community. We need more. We need more community meetings, man. We just got to start meeting up.
[24:07]
Kaley Cuoco
Nah, you just took the toxic level of this podcast to a million, bro.
[24:10]
Unknown Male Host
This needs to stand up at a black community meeting and then be beheaded directly after. Let's just get rid of this. Let's just whole bloodline go.
[24:23]
Kaley Cuoco
Let's get rid of this. All right, man. You have a good one. Yo, welcome to Crash Podcast. Thank You. How are y' all? Pretty good. Yourself?
[24:36]
Unknown Male Host
Main caller, Energy right here.
[24:39]
Kaley Cuoco
Okay. Okay, thank you. Thank you. I'm good. All right, I got a question for you. What's the most desperate thing you've done for love? I think I told y' all. I. I believe my ex when he told me he loved me. Nothing too crazy. Just a dumbass move. Why do you think it was desperate to believe him? Just how it played out. Like, the red flags I seen throughout the whole. I just ran up the stairs. I'm a little tired, out of breath.
[25:08]
Unknown Male Host
I'm about to say. I really didn't want to make the way one of the way she talked. It's giving very, like, mouth breather here. Like, breathe through your. No, baby girl, take a big breath through your nose. There you go. Okay. What the red flags are.
[25:28]
Kaley Cuoco
I mean, everything. I feel like it was very basic. Like, it started out good. Like how everybody's relationship does things. Just, like, how things progress. It just didn't work out the red. Some of the red flags was one day he just went MIA, didn't talk to me for, like, 18 plus hours. Turned that location off. And at the time, we were like, long distance. So, yeah, it was just all bad.
[25:57]
Unknown Male Host
He was long stroking, crazy.
[26:07]
Kaley Cuoco
At one point, he told me it gave him anxiety to call me, and I was. I fell for it, too. Like a dumbass. Oh, you fell for that? Yes, bro. How do you explain it to you? I'm interested, so.
[26:21]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, my God.
[26:22]
Kaley Cuoco
Okay, so at the time, we were on FaceTime, right? And his uncle had passed while we were on the phone. And I kind of just was like, well, maybe that's what he's, like, referring to. Or, like, that's what he's getting at. Like, he got, like, PTSD or something.
[26:39]
Unknown Male Host
I was like.
[26:40]
Kaley Cuoco
I said I was dumb. I was young, naive, in love, thought he was in love with me, too.
[26:45]
Unknown Male Host
So he thought every time he was gonna call you, a family member is gonna die. He like, she the Grim Reaper type?
[26:52]
Kaley Cuoco
I don't know. I guess.
[26:53]
Unknown Male Host
Get her off the phone. Does she a good Reaver, bro? Check on my family.
[27:03]
Kaley Cuoco
What it do, dummy? What up? I got a question for you.
[27:07]
Unknown Male Host
I'll be from Baltimore.
[27:08]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. Where are you from? I'm not from Baltimore, dog.
[27:11]
Unknown Male Host
Don't call me no dummy then.
[27:13]
Kaley Cuoco
Actually.
[27:13]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, you from Idaho. Yeah, we met somebody. There was somebody at our Chicago pop up that was from Idaho.
[27:18]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, really?
[27:19]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[27:19]
Kaley Cuoco
Damn.
[27:20]
Unknown Male Host
That was white, wasn't there? No, that was a black dude. Black dude with dreads.
[27:24]
Kaley Cuoco
All right, All Right. I got a question. That's funny. What's up? What's the most desperate thing you've done for money?
[27:32]
Unknown Male Host
I thought it was for love.
[27:34]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, sorry.
[27:35]
Unknown Male Host
It was. I was like, this dude, a prostitute or something.
[27:41]
Kaley Cuoco
What was the most desperate thing you've done for love? So I basically changed, like, my entire personality and Persona for this woman, and it didn't work out for me. Well, obviously, but yeah.
[27:55]
Unknown Male Host
So this is like, a couple years ago, I would.
[27:59]
Kaley Cuoco
Had this huge crush of this girl.
[28:00]
Unknown Male Host
Like, since high school or whatever. The met back up in college or whatever, but she wasn't with me because.
[28:09]
Kaley Cuoco
What's it called?
[28:09]
Unknown Male Host
No, no, no. All right, let me go back.
[28:11]
Kaley Cuoco
But basically we were chopping it up.
[28:13]
Unknown Male Host
Like, one of these days we was hanging out with a group or whatever the. And she made a comment about, like.
[28:17]
Kaley Cuoco
The way I dressed and how I.
[28:18]
Unknown Male Host
Was acting in high school.
[28:20]
Kaley Cuoco
And she said. She said I was like, basically a token. Like, she was like a token, to be fair. Say it again. She said, you are what? Token Disney black kid.
[28:37]
Unknown Male Host
Like, you know.
[28:38]
Kaley Cuoco
You know those one, like, the one black kid on, like, any Disney show.
[28:41]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, you, Corbin. Yeah, got you. Okay, I don't. I don't need your commentary, Pat. You shut your nerd ass up. Come on. Keep going. But now that, like, that kind of.
[28:56]
Kaley Cuoco
Me up because I was still dressing.
[28:57]
Unknown Male Host
Kind of like, the same way she.
[28:58]
Kaley Cuoco
Was talking about all that good stuff. So I immediately went to my uncle, asked for some cash because he's always gonna give me some cash. Threw out all my clothes, and literally just started copying. I just started copying and asking where they get their clothes from and all this kind of thing.
[29:17]
Unknown Male Host
So this real life love don't cost a thing. Hey, man, I spent like, what, like.
[29:24]
Kaley Cuoco
300 on these clothes. So finally, finally, all the comes in. All the comes in. I'm like, mixing and matching, and I'm.
[29:32]
Unknown Male Host
Like, all right, this is what I'm.
[29:33]
Kaley Cuoco
Gonna wear on this day.
[29:33]
Unknown Male Host
This one, let's say I'm planning out, you know, I mean, and I'm trying.
[29:37]
Kaley Cuoco
To play it cool, like, acting like, oh, yeah, I've always had this, right.
[29:42]
Unknown Male Host
The. Don't even pay attention to me. She.
[29:43]
Kaley Cuoco
She doesn't even make a comment about how I dress or anything like that. And she eventually ends up with another Disney character, ass nigga.
[29:53]
Unknown Male Host
But he was. He was Mexican.
[29:55]
Kaley Cuoco
So I. I think she just really just didn't with me.
[29:58]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, that's. I mean, whoa. Yeah.
[30:01]
Kaley Cuoco
Big observation. I was at the top.
[30:02]
Unknown Male Host
That's why you don't change Yourself or anybody. She literally saw you. You know what? You forgot this whole time?
[30:10]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[30:10]
Unknown Male Host
You're fucking ugly. You never thought about that? Dude, change the whole way you dress. Can't change that face, man. You got a face. A radio, man.
[30:23]
Kaley Cuoco
Space for radio is insane. All right, man. You have a good one. You, too. I think you want to explain yourself more.
[30:30]
Unknown Male Host
It's ugly, bro. You forgot that if a girl don't want you, they don't want you, bro.
[30:34]
Kaley Cuoco
No, that's the thing.
[30:36]
Unknown Male Host
We talk about that all the time. We tell y' all that every time. If a girl makes a comment, especially if she saw you as that already, she already read you.
[30:44]
Kaley Cuoco
And if that's you, that's you.
[30:46]
Unknown Male Host
That's you, bro. You can find. You're gonna find somebody you like.
[30:50]
Kaley Cuoco
What's the deal, yo. Or Mike. Okay. This Pat. There you go.
[30:56]
Unknown Male Host
This Mike.
[30:57]
Kaley Cuoco
That's Mike.
[30:58]
Unknown Male Host
It's Mike.
[30:59]
Kaley Cuoco
Right?
[30:59]
Unknown Male Host
Right. Oh, you listen. For real? For real. Let's stop with her.
[31:05]
Kaley Cuoco
All right. What's the most desperate thing you've done for love? So me and my son, that we used to beat up each other's siblings because, like, my brothers didn't like him and his sisters didn't like me. So we just all used to be fighting. He come to my house, he fighting my brothers. I go to his house, I fighting his sisters and shit. It was just unnecessary.
[31:35]
Unknown Male Host
At what age?
[31:44]
Kaley Cuoco
He was like, 15.
[31:46]
Unknown Male Host
Wait, say it again. You cut out a little bit.
[31:49]
Kaley Cuoco
We were teenagers. We're adults now.
[31:52]
Unknown Male Host
So how is this the most desperate.
[31:53]
Kaley Cuoco
16.
[31:54]
Unknown Male Host
Would y' all like. Was that y' all thing? Like, come beat my sisters up, I love you, girl? Like, type of.
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Kaley Cuoco
No, it was just unnecessary. Like, Mr. Mrs. Smith.
[32:09]
Unknown Male Host
What the.
[32:11]
Kaley Cuoco
Especially because we were all cool at a point. Like, you know, before we started talking, everybody was all cool. Everybody got along. And. And then, like, you know, once we started, like, really talking, and everybody had the issue, so then we just, like, so did that.
[32:23]
Unknown Male Host
So. Yeah, a couple that's, like, fighting as teenagers. Boy, I know. I know. When no deep talks with y' all. Y' all talk about deep. Y' all know each other's favorite colors. That's.
[32:41]
Kaley Cuoco
Not really between us, though. It'll be them. Like, we were basically the same. Like, they. Y' all sign, and I'm a Aquarius. So, like, you know, we got along. We were like.
[32:51]
Unknown Male Host
But I don't understand. I don't.
[32:53]
Kaley Cuoco
Y' all still together? Yeah.
[32:55]
Unknown Male Host
What's the relation? How old are you?
[32:57]
Kaley Cuoco
No, I'm 28.
[33:00]
Unknown Male Host
28.
[33:01]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, it really worked out.
[33:02]
Unknown Male Host
So, like, how you, like, what is the relationship with the. With the siblings now?
[33:09]
Kaley Cuoco
I don't talk to my siblings, and he don't talk to his siblings.
[33:12]
Unknown Male Host
So y' all both just. So y' all fighting each other's siblings now? Neither one of y' all with those siblings.
[33:18]
Kaley Cuoco
Exactly.
[33:18]
Unknown Male Host
That's crazy. So y' all really just chose each other type?
[33:21]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, yeah. Real Bonnie and Clyde. Y' all just made y' all circle small.
[33:24]
Unknown Male Host
Y' all. Y' all gotta stay together. Y' all gonna be lonely as fuck. Y' all break up, y' all gonna be in this world alone.
[33:30]
Kaley Cuoco
It be tough as fuck. You could tell. Like, we both be, like, trying our extra hardest. Like, damn, we done did.
[33:36]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, y' all didn't. Y' all.
[33:37]
Kaley Cuoco
You didn't. Did a lot for this.
[33:39]
Unknown Male Host
Y' all didn't dissed everybody. Y' all gotta make it. Y' all got a kid yet?
[33:44]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, he six. That boy. You probably get no family help, my friend. Well, my mom.
[33:53]
Unknown Male Host
All you need is a grandparent. Siblings don't watch.
[33:56]
Kaley Cuoco
Siblings don't do anyway. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. They don't do anyways.
[33:59]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, them. Go fight them again, girl. It.
[34:04]
Kaley Cuoco
Hey, hopefully they hear this and say something.
[34:06]
Unknown Male Host
Go ahead. What. You know what? What? So if you could talk to both set of siblings, what's. What's your message stories, though?
[34:13]
Kaley Cuoco
They are some. Nice. That's it.
[34:18]
Unknown Male Host
Nice.
[34:18]
Kaley Cuoco
Straight up. All right, we're starting before the next family reunion.
[34:23]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[34:23]
Kaley Cuoco
Y' all ever go to. You ever go to. You have those? No. Okay. Well, like, my family, we have, like, you know, Easter, Thanksgiving. Do you see them during. Don't. During those times? My siblings. Yeah. Oh, there's never. There's no tension, nothing. Of course it is. But, you know, I'm the big sister anyway, so, like, they don't have to do. But, you know, I'm the little sister, but I'm the big sister to me anyways. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a good one.
[34:56]
Unknown Male Host
Not the little one. Yo, welcome to Crashing Podcast. What's good?
[35:02]
Kaley Cuoco
What's good? What's good? What's good? All right, I got a question for you. What's the most desperate thing you've done for love? I ain't going to lie. I'm not going to use that excuse, but I drove an hour and a half from my internship back to my hometown to ask my then exactly slash situationship, slash. I don't even know what the it was, but I asked her, did she unblock My number yet? Yeah. I know y' all like looking at each other with that this nigga's ass type of look, but, yeah, I'm young, You know, I'm thinking. I'm, you know, I'm believing in love and. But.
[35:50]
Unknown Male Host
So you drove an hour and a half to ask her in person if she's unblocked your number?
[35:59]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[36:00]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. I mean, you're a criminal.
[36:04]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, did she tell you. What was her answer? What was her answer? Yeah, you've been. She said she. Yeah, you've been unblocked. So I was like, damn. But, you know, it was cool, though. You know, she cooked for a nigga, and. Oh, it worked.
[36:19]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, she'll let us know. I tell you, I always told that's a very thin line between assault and. Riz, you know, that was very risky of you to do that. I would. I would not recommend doing again.
[36:33]
Kaley Cuoco
You still with her? Yeah. Oh, no.
[36:37]
Unknown Male Host
What happened?
[36:39]
Kaley Cuoco
So what happened was the short version. Short version? Oh, I'm in college. I'm not gonna lie. I can't provide what she expects at the moment.
[36:50]
Unknown Male Host
Is she older than you or something?
[36:51]
Kaley Cuoco
Like. No, that's the crazy thing.
[36:54]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, you got. I mean, you got. That's good. Yeah, that's good. You did a good job, man.
[36:57]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[36:58]
Unknown Male Host
You ain't losing nothing.
[37:00]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, but it was more so the fact that she just wanted, you know, oh, I'm 22. Is she, you know, getting from. Is 30, so, like, I'm. I'm not on that type of level.
[37:11]
Unknown Male Host
You can't compete.
[37:12]
Kaley Cuoco
I feel it. Hey, I'm not even mad at it. I feel it.
[37:16]
Unknown Male Host
You. You. I wouldn't even call you broke. You're a young broke now.
[37:20]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Broke as hell. You know what I'm saying? I got this car note, and. But besides that, I. I.
[37:26]
Unknown Male Host
You know what I'm saying? Ain't nothing wrong, bro.
[37:30]
Kaley Cuoco
We're all in the same position.
[37:32]
Unknown Male Host
Don't ever let a woman or someone that you're interested in overextend you to where now you really up and you in some debt, so. You did good, bro. You just. You. You saw what type of dude she was going for.
[37:42]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[37:43]
Unknown Male Host
And you got the hell out the.
[37:44]
Kaley Cuoco
Way because most dudes would try to compete even when they don't have the means to compete.
[37:48]
Unknown Male Host
Exactly.
[37:51]
Kaley Cuoco
The girl, it. It don't get that deep. Like if we had a child, maybe.
[37:56]
Unknown Male Host
But even then, bro, you got one life, bro. Everybody be. I hate when people say that. You got. You got one life, brother.
[38:05]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, yeah.
[38:06]
Unknown Male Host
Even if you got a child, you really.
[38:07]
Kaley Cuoco
You, Pat. You really cool as hell, bro. Like, I don't. I don't know why people be on your asses.
[38:11]
Unknown Male Host
Everybody, that's against me. Hoes, bro. They hoes. I just want y' all to know if they gives me the. Huh. Mike, never against me. You only do this for the camera, bro.
[38:21]
Kaley Cuoco
I'm not against you, though, okay? This is just for a conversation.
[38:24]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, just for conversation. Type is key.
[38:28]
Kaley Cuoco
And Gene there. No, we in Cali.
[38:30]
Unknown Male Host
No, we in Cali right now.
[38:31]
Kaley Cuoco
Also, stop. Stop glazing, bro. Too much glazing. What you mean, glazing? Too much glazing. You on his dick? Wow. No, that's. He's on your dick. That's dick, right? You should get arrested for that, too.
[38:43]
Unknown Male Host
He just said, who am I glazing? He said he's trying to glaze me, bro. I don't believe him, bro.
[38:49]
Kaley Cuoco
He hate Mike. If I would have said that about you, you would have been happy as hell. Wow.
[38:52]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. He showed.
[38:53]
Kaley Cuoco
But you did it. So there's no. There's nobody. But you did.
[38:56]
Unknown Male Host
That's so weird to say, but you did.
[38:59]
Kaley Cuoco
But you did it with a sign.
[39:04]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[39:05]
Kaley Cuoco
I'll give it a couple. Not just him. Oh, okay. Tell him I said, what's up, y' all? Y' all sure? Real time.
[39:12]
Unknown Male Host
I'm about to call him right now, actually. Calling.
[39:16]
Kaley Cuoco
All right. No, y' all take it easy, though. You, too.
[39:20]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[39:20]
Kaley Cuoco
What up? It's Mike, yo. Nice, Pat. Oh, what's up, Pat? Chilling, chilling, hating on, you know what's up. Hey, we're key, yo. That's not key, bro. That was key. No, it wasn't.
[39:35]
Unknown Male Host
Now this dude don't watch the show, bro.
[39:37]
Kaley Cuoco
All right, all right. I got a question for you. What's the most desperate thing you've done for love? Oh, man. You know, I used to. I used to hop on Tinder and tell. Tell I'm a virgin so that maybe they feel bad.
[39:52]
Unknown Male Host
You know what I'm talking about? But you try to get some sympathy coochie.
[39:57]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, but were you.
[40:00]
Unknown Male Host
No, no, no, no, no. Sound like one. I'm lying.
[40:09]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, I was. But hey, hey, it worked, though. Swear the success rate wasn't too high, though.
[40:24]
Unknown Male Host
No, I believe you. But anything is better than zero, right?
[40:27]
Kaley Cuoco
Hell, yeah.
[40:28]
Unknown Male Host
That's what I'm saying. How fat are you?
[40:32]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, man, it's up there.
[40:34]
Unknown Male Host
I know. I can. I can hear you breathing this sound like it's a ventilator.
[40:40]
Kaley Cuoco
Hey, I'M only breathing heavy because I'm.
[40:43]
Unknown Male Host
On a run right now. You on a run? You change your A, bro. I used to be fat, too, bro. Not as fat as you, but fat, huh? Nah, nah, for real. I'm on my. You're on the right track. I'm trying, bro, and it's fucked up. I feel bad because my thing is when I was on, like, I'm still on a weight loss journey, but when I was on my weight loss journey, it felt like every time I got some momentum, somebody called me fat out of nowhere, and I feel bad. I became that person for you.
[41:12]
Kaley Cuoco
That should be. Nah, it's cool, though. That should be. That should be motivating me.
[41:16]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, okay. Get your fat ass. Keep running with your fat ass. Fat. You ain't sloppy.
[41:27]
Kaley Cuoco
I'm down.
[41:29]
Unknown Male Host
I'm down.
[41:29]
Kaley Cuoco
120. Damn.
[41:32]
Unknown Male Host
God damn. How fat was you?
[41:36]
Kaley Cuoco
I was. I was 320. Damn. 320.
[41:40]
Unknown Male Host
Not terrible. Dang. Down to 200. I'm 206 right now. God damn. Good.
[41:46]
Kaley Cuoco
That's good ass.
[41:47]
Unknown Male Host
No, that's.
[41:47]
Kaley Cuoco
Bro.
[41:48]
Unknown Male Host
That's actually excellent, bro.
[41:50]
Kaley Cuoco
Hey, the secret is, bro, you gotta starve yourself real soon.
[41:52]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, no, that's real. Everybody wants you to do all this protein. The biggest thing is what I said. Everybody don't eat.
[41:59]
Kaley Cuoco
Like, just stop eating. No, you gotta track your food, bro.
[42:02]
Unknown Male Host
No eat. Don't eat. I want to let everybody know. It's more likely if you're, like, super obese. Like if you in, like the 280, 290 range or whatever like that. It's probably because you're addicted to food and you're crashing out. So it's best not to even get close to that because you're just putting yourself.
[42:25]
Kaley Cuoco
This is hard to maintain. We're the only people success rates. No, no.
[42:28]
Unknown Male Host
People that lose weight are the only people that teeter that line. Any other thing that people are trying to get off. You don't see somebody that's trying to get away from coke, Go line the coke up and then walk in the other room.
[42:41]
Kaley Cuoco
You just stop eating the poisonous.
[42:42]
Unknown Male Host
No Diet Coke.
[42:44]
Kaley Cuoco
Just stop eating that.
[42:46]
Unknown Male Host
No good. This former fatty. No, I'm still.
[42:52]
Kaley Cuoco
Still a little tough. I'm trying to get down still.
[42:53]
Unknown Male Host
No, you're good, bro. 120, bro. You good, bro.
[42:57]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, y' all should check out my. My page, bro.
[43:00]
Unknown Male Host
How tall are you, though?
[43:02]
Kaley Cuoco
I'm like six. Two, maybe.
[43:04]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, yeah, you good.
[43:08]
Kaley Cuoco
I weigh more than you.
[43:09]
Unknown Male Host
I weigh more than you too, bro. The.
[43:12]
Kaley Cuoco
What you want to shout out. And, man, I want to shout out all the other fat people on this hoe, bro.
[43:19]
Unknown Male Host
You don't think they can make it?
[43:20]
Kaley Cuoco
Okay, okay, Go ahead. Shout it out.
[43:23]
Unknown Male Host
Hey, y' all can't make it. You can't make it.
[43:26]
Kaley Cuoco
You fat.
[43:27]
Unknown Male Host
No, I tell you, there's. There's two different type of people that lose weight. People that lose weight and still show love to the fat community. Like, I understand where y' all came from. It's a hard journey. Then it's us. We lose weight, and we just, like, shut y' all fat asses up. Yeah.
[43:45]
Kaley Cuoco
I'm. I'm becoming the bully now. I don't.
[43:47]
Unknown Male Host
No, no, don't do that, bro.
[43:49]
Kaley Cuoco
N. All right, bro. You have a good one, though. Appreciate you. All right, bro. I'll see y' all, man. Shout to all my podcast.
[43:55]
Unknown Male Host
Shout out to all the big fellas out there, bro.
[43:57]
Kaley Cuoco
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[44:32]
Unknown Male Host
Wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying.
[44:35]
Kaley Cuoco
It's not just.
[44:37]
Unknown Male Host
So do like I did and have.
[44:39]
Kaley Cuoco
One of your assistant's assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do@mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan, equivalent to $15 per month required intro rate. First 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees, extra fee, full terms@mintmobile.com did you know that.
[44:58]
Unknown Male Host
Parents rank financial literacy as the number.
[45:01]
Kaley Cuoco
One most difficult life skill to teach? Meet Greenlight, the debit card and money app for families with greenlight, you can send money to kids quickly, set up chores, automate allowance, and keep an eye on your kids spending. With real time notifications, kids learn to earn, save and spend wisely. And parents can rest easy knowing their kids are learning about money. With guardrails in place, try Greenlight risk free today@greenlight.com Spotify. Hi, how are you? Good, good. Welcome to Craft Emmys Podcast. Thank you. All right, I got a question for you. What's the most desperate thing you've done for love? Told a guy I was talking to that he had seven days to get rid of his girlfriend or I wouldn't see him again.
[45:47]
Unknown Male Host
Wait, what's the question?
[45:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, the most desperate thing you did for love.
[45:50]
Unknown Male Host
Did it work?
[45:53]
Kaley Cuoco
No.
[45:55]
Unknown Male Host
It'S. How old. How old were you when this happened? 21. God damn.
[46:07]
Kaley Cuoco
So did you. Did you know he had a girlfriend? No. So we were talking for, like, two years, on and off. It's kind of, like, bad to say on and off, but he got back from a family camping trip, and I found a note in his room, like, from this girl. So I looked her up on Instagram, and then she posted about the camping trip that he just was on, and he said it was family only.
[46:33]
Unknown Male Host
Well, that's his family.
[46:36]
Kaley Cuoco
And then. So after you found that out, I'm guessing you weren't the happiest. And you. Yeah, I left his house.
[46:43]
Unknown Male Host
Okay.
[46:44]
Kaley Cuoco
And then. Yeah.
[46:46]
Unknown Male Host
You never talked to him again?
[46:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Are you. You know the end of that story? What? No, I talked to him again.
[46:52]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, y' all together. Y' all still talk.
[46:55]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh. To this day. No. No.
[46:57]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, I don't. We don't know the end of that story.
[46:59]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, you. I don't think you heard there.
[47:02]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, no.
[47:06]
Kaley Cuoco
She said she let. She let her boyfriend. She made her boyfriend gave him seven days. Yep. I said, okay, you have seven days to decide if you want her or me. Figure it out. That should have been my first sign. I shouldn't have done that. I should have been like, I am number one. Too bad. Seven days comes around every single day. I was on his ass. I was like, okay, did you talk to her yet? Like, all this stuff. And the seventh day comes around. He's like, oh, I haven't talked to her yet. I'm like, okay.
[47:36]
Unknown Male Host
He needed a bye week to prepare.
[47:38]
Kaley Cuoco
A little bit more. Asking someone you want to be with to break up with your. Their girlfriend every day is just like other girlfriend, though.
[47:49]
Unknown Male Host
Like, I didn't know that I was the side. No, you're like, no, you're definitely Mac and cheese.
[47:57]
Kaley Cuoco
It's very side energy. It's mean. No, I'm just saying you're giving. You give. Side. Side energy.
[48:02]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. You even, like, even right now, you feel like a side caller. Like, the main caller's next.
[48:10]
Kaley Cuoco
I really appreciate you. You have a good one. Thank you.
[48:15]
Unknown Male Host
All right, side caller. I'll call you. I'll let you know.
[48:18]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, man.
[48:19]
Unknown Male Host
My tweet of the week. Okay. Somebody said, y' all ever poop and then wipe it and it don't be nothing on a tissue. What that mean?
[48:32]
Kaley Cuoco
You have a wolf?
[48:39]
Unknown Male Host
Why would you say that?
[48:40]
Kaley Cuoco
What? Isn't that what that means?
[48:44]
Unknown Male Host
Huh?
[48:44]
Kaley Cuoco
Was that what that means?
[48:45]
Unknown Male Host
I mean, like, I don't know. I thought it was gonna get scientific here or something.
[48:51]
Kaley Cuoco
I've heard you made that joke all day.
[48:53]
Unknown Male Host
I wish Instagram would let you laugh at friend requests.
[48:57]
Kaley Cuoco
What was it?
[48:57]
Unknown Male Host
What?
[48:58]
Kaley Cuoco
You know what that's called?
[49:00]
Unknown Male Host
I don't know. I thought you had a better answer than that. Somebody open.
[49:04]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, that was it. That was the.
[49:05]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, you kind of threw me off, so I moved on.
[49:06]
Kaley Cuoco
That was the end of the tweet.
[49:07]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah, that was it.
[49:08]
Kaley Cuoco
That was it.
[49:10]
Unknown Male Host
What? The Instagram one.
[49:11]
Kaley Cuoco
Did she answer her own question? The tweet. The tweet of the week.
[49:14]
Unknown Male Host
Y' all ever poop and then wipe it and it don't be nothing on the tissue? What does that mean?
[49:19]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, that was it.
[49:20]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[49:21]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, okay.
[49:22]
Unknown Male Host
Asking you.
[49:23]
Kaley Cuoco
Okay. I thought, like, somebody quoted it or something with the answer or the funny answer.
[49:28]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, it was what somebody just said. They booty holos, just like somebody said. Or. Or when you've been wiping and it's just as brown as the last time.
[49:48]
Kaley Cuoco
TMI moment that. When that happened. That. Is it a chocolate? Like, what the was I just doing for, like, ten seconds?
[49:59]
Unknown Male Host
Wipe it. Wipe it.
[50:01]
Kaley Cuoco
Maybe wipe it. Then you got to get more uncomfortable and stay down there a little.
[50:06]
Unknown Male Host
You gotta re. You gotta redo the wet wipes sequence.
[50:09]
Kaley Cuoco
I gotta bring the wet wipes right here.
[50:14]
Unknown Male Host
About be bleeding for y' all boys. That's why wet wipes is important.
[50:19]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[50:20]
Unknown Male Host
Because there's some people that don't know about wet wipes, and they don't use wet wipes, and they just be that dry tissue on their eye. Then they'd be like, why my bleeding.
[50:31]
Kaley Cuoco
Start sweating? This starts stinging. Oh, now leaving a bathroom like you just been through war is crazy.
[50:46]
Unknown Male Host
Get some wet wipes. Invest. Invest in your booty.
[50:49]
Kaley Cuoco
Advertisers. Your ad can go here. Come on, man. Oh, man.
[50:54]
Unknown Male Host
So this one. I wish Instagram and Facebook will let you laugh at friend requests.
[51:00]
Kaley Cuoco
Like, react to what happened. I like that.
[51:02]
Unknown Male Host
I really like that.
[51:03]
Kaley Cuoco
Because.
[51:03]
Unknown Male Host
Because there's some people that, like, unfollow me or some, and then now they follow me jokes on you. I'm laughing at this.
[51:11]
Kaley Cuoco
I'd want to do the one finger emoji.
[51:14]
Unknown Male Host
Huh?
[51:15]
Kaley Cuoco
The one finger emoji. So it'd be like, hold on.
[51:17]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, I thought she was like.
[51:19]
Kaley Cuoco
Or the. Or the think or the thinking emoji. Like, just let them know I'm thinking about this week and. Must be tough.
[51:28]
Unknown Male Host
No, send somebody back. A time frame playing. Give me two weeks, bro.
[51:32]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, I need to think about this.
[51:33]
Unknown Male Host
Let me view your story, bro.
[51:37]
Kaley Cuoco
But for some people, it is like that. It's just like, I think when somebody follows you, there's some people I follow back that I don't really know like that, but it's like they're doing interesting things. So it's like, oh, yeah, let me. They have content I would want to watch.
[51:49]
Unknown Male Host
Like, I. I follow a random UFC fighter. He followed me first. I follow him back. Now I'm invested in his journey. Yeah, there's somebody that we got somebody that's like, he. Bare knuckle fist. I can't remember his name. On top of my head, he had bare knuckle fist champion. And we just randomly started fighting each other. I mean, I randomly started watching them fight.
[52:07]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[52:08]
Unknown Male Host
And, like, I'll be rooting for him and like, yeah, go win that. Go win the championship. My boy cam for Purdue. We'd be rooting for Purdue.
[52:14]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, like a boy cam.
[52:15]
Unknown Male Host
Like, you never know who doing.
[52:16]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, yeah, we can tell people here, too. For next week's episode, we shot an episode with Devin, who is Ned from Ned Declassified so that people, they don't know that Nickelodeon show, very popular. So that episode is coming out next week.
[52:32]
Unknown Male Host
Fire episode. We even got, like, we did a little survival guide.
[52:36]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[52:36]
Unknown Male Host
Updated survival guide for toxic behavior and relationships. Y' all gonna rock with that, though. And it's some fire listener callers, which we always get lucky every time we got guests. Yeah, we have fire listener callers, but then when we buy ourselves, it's a lot of ass niggas. All right, this one, a little bit more sentiment. I just want to kill my dude. Put on his Facebook. I just want to kill myself. No cap. And somebody responded, said, don't do it. You owe me bread. I feel like that's some heartfelt shit. Yeah, it's like, double on time. Yeah.
[53:13]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, don't do it. You shouldn't do that.
[53:15]
Unknown Male Host
We need you, twin man. And I need my 20. Both of them can be true.
[53:20]
Kaley Cuoco
You can say, yeah, well, my. I got you my will, bro.
[53:22]
Unknown Male Host
I rock with that. Anybody that's going through that, don't do that. And. And pay people back. Yeah, both things could be true. Pay that money.
[53:32]
Kaley Cuoco
What was I gonna say? You see the A debate that's on the Internet now that we actually. I feel like somebody reminded us. We talked about it a long time ago. Old episodes, which is the hundred men versus one gorilla thing.
[53:43]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. And that one. Only fans. Girl already did that, though. I already seen that.
[53:50]
Kaley Cuoco
That was crazy. I don't know if that's, like, racist a little bit, too.
[53:55]
Unknown Male Host
Nah, I mean, it was. It was.
[53:57]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
[54:00]
Unknown Male Host
Gorilla. I'm thinking wild, Al. I'm not thinking race.
[54:06]
Kaley Cuoco
I'm just saying with the girl. Nah. I'm on your ass, boy. Come on. But it's funny that that conversation is. Is out there now, because I feel like it was something that we actually talked about on our own, like, because we kind of used to talk about do the would you rather Stuff all the time before. But my opinion, I do think 100 people can beat up gorilla easily.
[54:34]
Unknown Male Host
I'm glad we don't talk about this stuff no more. And ain't got to be wrong on purpose. But easily. Easily. People forget, like, humans didn't always have weapons.
[54:42]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. And it also. It has to do with, like, what situation we're in. Are we saying we're in a room with a hundred people and no one can leave this room? It's life or death. And I think humans tap into another. Like, adrenaline kicks in. Humans tap into another mode when your life is on the line.
[54:59]
Unknown Male Host
And I don't. I think, like, some of y' all, like, also. I think some of y' all imagine there's a reason why humans are, like, the top of the food chain and how they got to the top of food chain. Because our brains allows us to, like, okay, if there was a dude ever getting chased by five lines, Right. There's a possibility of that. Of that dude getting away from those five lions. Like, he got some type of machine that can. It's the brain power.
[55:28]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[55:29]
Unknown Male Host
Animals don't have that. Like, once a gorilla latch on to, like, the first three people, everybody else is gonna have free shots.
[55:36]
Kaley Cuoco
A gorilla is going to fight strategically. Yes.
[55:39]
Unknown Male Host
That's what I'm saying. There's no brain power.
[55:40]
Kaley Cuoco
There's no. There's no. Like, I'm going hit this person. Boom, Boom. The. The gorilla might focus on somebody they killed.
[55:45]
Unknown Male Host
It is. You ever seen. You ever seen a pit bull? When a pit bull mad at everybody, the pit bull don't go around and bite everybody. It bite one, and they latch on everybody. Like, get the pit bull. You seen how they do you. You saw how to get a dog off? No, like, when a dog Bite another dog. This dude lift up the tail and start poking a dog in the ass. And that dog Lego, but he's doing it. Gotcha.
[56:09]
Kaley Cuoco
A gorilla, I would think would focus even on the dead people because they won't know that this person is dead.
[56:15]
Unknown Male Host
Yes.
[56:16]
Kaley Cuoco
So there's just all that time wasted and then people are saying that, oh, you can. The gorilla is ten times stronger than you mean. Do you know what blunt force means? Like, blunt force. The only part that I knew, I saw somebody do a simulation. It is hard for a hundred dudes to get like, their hands on that gorilla. But enough blunt force to the head, because we already know, like, hey, the only way we can knock this gorilla out is blunt force to the brain.
[56:38]
Unknown Male Host
You ever seen like, ants do something?
[56:40]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[56:41]
Unknown Male Host
Like ants attack something. It's like very, very slow. But eventually, eventually the, the gorilla is going, like, he gonna be concussed or something. Gonna lay down. And once he lay down, it's over.
[56:54]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[56:54]
Unknown Male Host
But I will say there could be alive humans that aren't into it anymore.
[57:01]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[57:01]
Unknown Male Host
If that makes sense.
[57:02]
Kaley Cuoco
Sense. Yeah.
[57:02]
Unknown Male Host
You know what I'm saying? And like, okay, if the gorilla was. Did like a back fist and like gave this dude a concussion, he's out. So he's technically not dead.
[57:11]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[57:11]
Unknown Male Host
That's the thing. You got to kill the gorilla for it to stop.
[57:13]
Kaley Cuoco
That's.
[57:14]
Unknown Male Host
And that's the difference.
[57:15]
Kaley Cuoco
But that's the thing. That's what I was. I was thinking too. It's like depending on the situation because if we're going on a gorillas like, mindset, I think if a gorilla is getting hit by a hundred dudes, it's not trying to fight anymore. I'm just saying though, if a. If 100 dudes are attacking a gorilla, I just think their animal inst. To fight 100 people. And it depends. If we're in a room locked out, it's like, if we can't, we're not leaving here alive. Are going to lock in.
[57:41]
Unknown Male Host
That's what I'm saying.
[57:42]
Kaley Cuoco
I don't care about the whole 10 times stronger than a human thing. I've seen swarms of bees kill people.
[57:49]
Unknown Male Host
This is like some type of mega turtle that got a shell and everybody got the shell for like this thing. Got balls and eyes.
[57:57]
Kaley Cuoco
That's the. Exactly the balls on got.
[57:59]
Unknown Male Host
No, I'm. I'm promise you, by the time that gorilla done that gorilla, that gorilla dick gonna be ripped off.
[58:05]
Kaley Cuoco
Exactly. Go for the dick.
[58:08]
Unknown Male Host
What? Going to bite the gorilla dick and it's gonna be right that's exactly.
[58:13]
Kaley Cuoco
Oh, like, yeah. Where you come to play. That's probably. That's honestly the best way to beat it. Kick the girl in the balls.
[58:22]
Unknown Male Host
But eye gouge, like, exactly. That's a blind gorilla.
[58:26]
Kaley Cuoco
Some. And people are like, oh, dude. People are gonna see the first. First 10 people die and not want to do it anymore. If you have no choice but to live, then we're going to do it.
[58:35]
Unknown Male Host
We eating gorilla brisket tonight.
[58:39]
Kaley Cuoco
In the.
[58:39]
Unknown Male Host
Dirt into the greatest barbecue in American history. That's what we about to do. Start a new tradition with this. What you doing for Gorilla Day?
[58:50]
Kaley Cuoco
I don't know, man.
[58:51]
Unknown Male Host
I think about frying me up a gorilla, man.
[58:55]
Kaley Cuoco
So I was gonna ask. Asked a question on a story today and for the listener questions. And this is the first time I had to really like reflect on the type of audience we have. So my question was going to be, what crime would you make legal?
[59:07]
Unknown Male Host
Okay.
[59:08]
Kaley Cuoco
And that scared me because I was like, all right. It was funny in my head. Right. But then I started to think about the type of answers. It's not that. And it's not that we would call anybody to say anything like illegal and like just like essay or some like that, you know. But it also made me not want to see those answers either to like to have some hope for some of the people replying, you know what I'm saying? You want some hope in humanity. We don't always want toxic on the pod.
[59:35]
Unknown Male Host
There's been questions that we've like asked on here and we like asked on a story for people to call in for. And we didn't even ask the question on the pod because like we're so disappointed in the answer.
[59:46]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[59:46]
Unknown Male Host
And like us being naive. We like, no, people understand our show. Show people understand our comedy. And then we'll put some out there and then just be like, man, all women. Hahaha. And it's like, bro, do you watch the show? I. That's what I knew. Convinced because you had said it once that there's a. There's a lot of. We got different fan bases.
[60:04]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[60:04]
Unknown Male Host
We have a social media fan base that isn't on this side of the podcast.
[60:08]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. They don't watch the football.
[60:09]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. So they only see clips and they just thinking, oh, these dudes like dark humor. Just like it's a different style of dark humor. It's like we're not saying, see, I'll be saying some other.
[60:20]
Kaley Cuoco
We don't put if sometimes it's funny the. That people think they're a While that we put on the pod, the that we don't is like, boy, some that's some that is just too dark. It's just some.
[60:30]
Unknown Male Host
It's some that a woman said that broke my heart so bad. Yeah, it was like a cheating story. But we couldn't put out the cheating story because there was some abuse of all involved. So we just kind of left it alone. But if y' all heard that story, man, y' all throw up in y' all. Oh, my God.
[60:46]
Kaley Cuoco
There's like no laughing at that time type of stuff.
[60:48]
Unknown Male Host
No laughing. Some people be really venting on here and they think that funny until they say it out loud. And then they like, oh, like, yeah, that not funny, brother.
[60:56]
Kaley Cuoco
I said, here's a bit that I saw on ig, But I think white dudes have the coolest nicknames. I really do, cuz white dudes nicknames go with them their entire life. Yeah, white. White dudes have nicknames like Rusty, Skip, Chip. Like, your nickname could be Chip. You could be the CEO of a bank. You could have Chip on your business cards. The brothers can't do that. Pookie can't be a branch manager at the bank. You don't trust your money with Pookie. Like, right this way, Dr. Junebug will see you. Like, no, he will not. Like, what you're not gonna do is have me in a room with a Dr. June bug.
[61:50]
Unknown Male Host
But in saying that though, like, when. Because you know, people like, try to make fun of like, it was a pilot that had dreads and goatees.
[61:59]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[61:59]
Unknown Male Host
And then he talking about like the names. If I see someone. If the hospital I'm going to is the one of the top hospitals, the mechanic I'm going to is one of the top car places. If I'm at a top place and I see somebody with a weird ass name like Junebug.
[62:13]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[62:13]
Unknown Male Host
I'm like, oh, this elite. Because there's no way he's supposed to be here. If I see a pilot with dreads and goatee, that's the safest I've ever seen in my life. Because for you to get past all.
[62:26]
Kaley Cuoco
These people, for you to break like the stereotype and still be successful in what you are, that means you actually are really, really good at your too. Because besides your. Your outwards stuff that my people might perceive as flaws, you're still successful, man.
[62:40]
Unknown Male Host
Dr. Cornbread might give you a two for one special on ACL. Like, hey, I could go in. Yeah, listen, listen, listen. This Dr. Cornbread, listen, you know what? I'm do for you. I see you got that torrent acl. I'm gonna throw in that meniscus tear for free, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna fix your meniscus. You know what is funny? It goes back to, like, how much. How sure are you? Right. What's the nickname for Richard?
[63:07]
Kaley Cuoco
Dick.
[63:08]
Unknown Male Host
Right. What if your doctor was Dr. Dick?
[63:13]
Kaley Cuoco
I was still. He'll be all right.
[63:14]
Unknown Male Host
You'll go to Dr. Dick.
[63:16]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, I would. I mean, if it's. That's my doctor. I can't. I don't. I don't play the whole, like, if your name is weird thing that I don't trust you or anything, but going to Dr. Dick, my thing is more of. I think if anything else would be. Would it be appearance? No, I just think if it's. I think appearance would kind of, like, can sway me. But I'm not even. I'm not talking about appearance in terms of, like, their skin color or it's just more like tidiness or, like, the way they dress. You know what I'm saying?
[63:44]
Unknown Male Host
I mean, that's anything.
[63:45]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[63:46]
Unknown Male Host
Especially, like, they go back to, like, having a lawyer thing.
[63:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. Yes. My lawyer comes in a up suit. I'm kind of feeling away, you know.
[63:52]
Unknown Male Host
My lawyer just pulled up in 09 Honda.
[63:54]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[63:55]
Unknown Male Host
I'm about to do 109 years. I am.
[63:59]
Kaley Cuoco
It's like, my doc is. My doctor comes in there is like, his transcript choke got stains on it. Like, just like. And he's like, I'm just like, doc, how many. How many days I got, man?
[64:09]
Unknown Male Host
What if your doctor stopped by your room and said, hold on, I'll be right with you. And his shirt was drenched with blood. Hold on. We just had a botch in the ACL surgery. Like, wait, he got so much blood on you. Yeah, it's coming from his.
[64:21]
Kaley Cuoco
I think it's the same thing. I think it's the same thing. Like, we've been in a couple meetings and stuff like that. Just in terms of, like, podcasting and stuff like that. We've dealt with people that. That try to over black us sometimes.
[64:32]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[64:33]
Kaley Cuoco
You know, in a hit, in a professional setting, they'll start swearing and saying different stuff during me. Just. They make it seem like they're hip and like that. But it's like, bro, you can just be yourself. Like, it's like, we don't judge anything based on, like, that don't dictate our decisions.
[64:53]
Unknown Male Host
The thing. The thing. Growing up in the hood like, you see. You see the root of. Of what anybody is trying to personify. You know what I'm saying? You know where it comes from. So if I see someone acting, which in a way that I don't think they act, I know exactly what they're trying to portray.
[65:10]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[65:10]
Unknown Male Host
And where they get it from. So, like, when you secretly talk to me like, hey, man, this dog. Like, I should be able to hear it in your proper.
[65:17]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, exactly.
[65:18]
Unknown Male Host
The proper voice. I should be like, oh, there's another layer behind that voice. It shouldn't be just like, listen, man, this. And when it. And sometimes when people try to be too black, it gives. Like. Like undercover.
[65:32]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. Yeah.
[65:33]
Unknown Male Host
Like what? Like, what are you hiding? Like, bro, how many times you gonna mention collard greens?
[65:42]
Kaley Cuoco
That often?
[65:43]
Unknown Male Host
I don't eat pork. My.
[65:44]
Kaley Cuoco
I do really like collard greens, but it's like one of those things I don't eat often.
[65:48]
Unknown Male Host
It got to be cooked right. Yeah, it's not many people that can cook it right. Like, nobody want to eat no hot shit spinach.
[65:54]
Kaley Cuoco
And it's a process to make, too.
[65:56]
Unknown Male Host
Oh, yes, yes. And it can be dirty if they don't do it right. You know what I'm saying?
[66:01]
Kaley Cuoco
And it don't go with everything. I feel like, either.
[66:03]
Unknown Male Host
It don't go with much, but some dressing.
[66:05]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, you like dressing on your collard greens, man.
[66:09]
Unknown Male Host
Tell you, boy.
[66:10]
Kaley Cuoco
Hey, I'm not judging.
[66:11]
Unknown Male Host
You ain't got no right to judge.
[66:13]
Kaley Cuoco
Why?
[66:13]
Unknown Male Host
That's soulful and. Huh. And you can't judge. Like, what you talk about. You don't like dressing?
[66:19]
Kaley Cuoco
Dressing. Dressing.
[66:21]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[66:21]
Kaley Cuoco
No. Wow. Like, that's like what people call stuffing, right?
[66:26]
Unknown Male Host
They different. They cook very different.
[66:28]
Kaley Cuoco
I always think that. I think. Because also, I don't really celebrate Thanksgiving like that.
[66:32]
Unknown Male Host
I feel it. But.
[66:33]
Kaley Cuoco
But so I think the whole mine is just stuffing. That's what I call it.
[66:37]
Unknown Male Host
Me growing up, like, dressing wasn't just on Thanksgiving. It could be after church, somebody made some dressing.
[66:44]
Kaley Cuoco
Like, we had Nigerian food.
[66:45]
Unknown Male Host
Dude.
[66:46]
Kaley Cuoco
Gotcha. Come on. Come on. I want to hear the comments. But, no, I did eat a lot of. I did eat a lot of Nigerian food, though.
[66:56]
Unknown Male Host
Okay.
[66:56]
Kaley Cuoco
That was kind of like my thing.
[66:57]
Unknown Male Host
I got you. I got you.
[66:59]
Kaley Cuoco
What else we got? Oh, we didn't even talk about the Shadur thing, but before the Shadur thing, so Abdul Carter, who got drafted by the Giants, he requested Lawrence Taylor's number, and Lawrence Taylor told him no. And I feel that in this is.
[67:17]
Unknown Male Host
I. I explained this to my dad because my dad's A big Lawrence Taylor fan. Lawrence Taylor. To me, Lawrence Taylor is correct for doing it and absolutely correct. Because first of all, the Giants have had other black good pass rushers. It's not like unique, you know what I'm saying? Because there's another situation I can compare it to. Warren Moon gave. Gave his jersey number to Cam Orr.
[67:41]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[67:41]
Unknown Male Host
That's just like saying black quarterback, top black quarterback, which is a rare commodity. Like now we're getting more.
[67:48]
Kaley Cuoco
First number one pick.
[67:49]
Unknown Male Host
Number one pick. And then you're going to a franchise that I also represented. And like, I didn't like Warren Moon's probably the most underrated quarterback of all time. So it's just like it was a good passing and it was just good way to make sure the organization also kept warm Moon relevant.
[68:06]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[68:06]
Unknown Male Host
Like, you have to be honest. And you're not like, he's him. Yeah, you're him, bro. You're third draft pick.
[68:12]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[68:13]
Unknown Male Host
Of thing. But your draft evaluation never said like, oh, he's going to be the greatest of all time.
[68:18]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[68:19]
Unknown Male Host
Because we don't get those. You know, you never know.
[68:20]
Kaley Cuoco
And it's just like again with the quarterback thing too. With War Moon, it's just like can only play out good for Warren Moon regardless. Because either dude Cammore goes and balls out and becomes a like a Hall of Famer. Best quarterback ever. Right?
[68:36]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[68:37]
Kaley Cuoco
Or he doesn't do that well in the league and he gets traded and that number just gets back retired. So it's almost like. I meant you do this and it's just like Lawrence Taylor's regarded as one of the greatest players. Not even just like pass rusher. Right. Great. Some people consider him like number one greatest player.
[68:54]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[68:55]
Kaley Cuoco
Ever.
[68:55]
Unknown Male Host
Somebody.
[68:55]
Kaley Cuoco
And to take the take the number is just like. Like, I'm not saying no offense to Abdul Carter and stuff like that, but like he wasn't like, it's not like people are preaching like this is the next Lawrence or this is the next.
[69:05]
Unknown Male Host
Person to give you. To give you like people that aren't NFL fans. This is like literally somebody getting drafted to the Bulls and asking for number 23.
[69:12]
Kaley Cuoco
Yes, exactly.
[69:13]
Unknown Male Host
And like even if the greatest prospect we had like the last three great process we had, which I feel like is LeBron Zion, if any of them had went to Chicago after 23, it would have been a no.
[69:24]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[69:25]
Unknown Male Host
And then Pat Riley would have been like, no, we got him retired over here.
[69:34]
Kaley Cuoco
I think it is. I think it is. It is the thing. It's just like sometimes some. And also just make I don't like the whole unretiring numbers thing because I don't this just make your a name for your own number and make put your number in the rafters. Right?
[69:48]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah.
[69:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Because if you're going to be good if you think of that person, you're the him him. You should want to wear your own number and cement your own legacy.
[69:55]
Unknown Male Host
I. I get what he's trying to do because now I feel like he feels like he was far enough removed.
[70:00]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[70:01]
Unknown Male Host
From Lawrence Taylor for this to be like crazy thing. And in his head he like damn, ain't nobody even tried to do this. Why don't try to do it? Because there's other players that do it. Like Michael Irvin. That makes sense that he did. He did it. He's done it twice now.
[70:13]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[70:14]
Unknown Male Host
And it's just like that's him endorsing and maybe Lawrence Taylor don't even watch football. You know what I'm saying? Like he might not even watch football. Michael Irving in the media like he watched football every day. I like obviously I can't see Dion doing that. Maybe Dion would have did it for Travis. If you want to go to Atlanta. But it got to be something special. You're the greatest. You almost gotta be like slated to be better than me.
[70:34]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, exactly.
[70:35]
Unknown Male Host
That's what I would think it as. And if Lauren said Northern Sarah's probably never do it.
[70:38]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. In general too. Me want to get the same number as somebody like that was great. It. It would. I wouldn't want to do it just because it's like I feel like I'm almost jinxing myself.
[70:48]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. Yeah.
[70:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Cuz I'm not saying it's like what are the chances that two people become hall of Famers? You know, I'm like. Or all. All time greats wearing the same number.
[70:57]
Unknown Male Host
It happened. It's happening right now. What that that thing is happening and it kind of got weirded out because the person didn't ask for permission or the organization didn't ask for permission.
[71:06]
Kaley Cuoco
Woohoo.
[71:06]
Unknown Male Host
Carmelo and Jokic.
[71:08]
Kaley Cuoco
Okay. Yes. That's.
[71:09]
Unknown Male Host
That's like the we the rare weird thing. But somebody nobody asked Carmelo.
[71:14]
Kaley Cuoco
I think also with the Carmelo thing is just that he was on. I know Nuggets was his team but he was on a lot of other. Other teams after that. Like I know mellow a lot. I know Nick's mellow a lot too. He was with like he cemented with the Knicks too. Like he's like he was him on the Knicks as well.
[71:29]
Unknown Male Host
And And I don't think. Yeah, he was still playing.
[71:32]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, he was still kind of weird. Yeah, it should be.
[71:35]
Unknown Male Host
I think that's the only reason to happen.
[71:36]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, that's. Yeah.
[71:37]
Unknown Male Host
Still playing.
[71:38]
Kaley Cuoco
But I think it just decreases my chances of that happening. And then if it does happen and I do become just say I become pretty good and hall of Fame, but just like barely in my name. Still won't be on top of that person's name that has that number. It's just like it doesn' feel like mine.
[71:51]
Unknown Male Host
Yeah. Yeah. You got to be. I feel like you got to be better. Like a better prospect. Like they got to be honored by it. Like if I was going to play for trying to think who got a number now that's like good. Like if I was going to play for Portland.
[72:04]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[72:04]
Unknown Male Host
And I went to wear zero after Dame retired. Like I have to be slated to be like, this is the greatest player, the next generation. And maybe Damon give up zero man. Prayers out the Dame. No.
[72:14]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah. I don't think anybody. I don't think they would ever give that number zero either. It would have to be like a one beyond type of town. Women.
[72:22]
Unknown Male Host
Yama ask for Tim Duncan. It might be like, yeah, he might.
[72:26]
Kaley Cuoco
Give it to me.
[72:26]
Unknown Male Host
Or if he has, maybe not Tim Duncan, but David Robinson. Dave Robinson gotta get that. Oh, really?
[72:32]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah.
[72:33]
Unknown Male Host
Run your man.
[72:36]
Kaley Cuoco
No, Dave Robinson's the all time girl. But I do get. I do get what you're saying because it happened further. So people. There's a lot more people that probably still remember Tim Duncan.
[72:44]
Unknown Male Host
Correct.
[72:45]
Kaley Cuoco
Especially the generations.
[72:46]
Unknown Male Host
So yeah, you gotta be like way, way.
[72:48]
Kaley Cuoco
Yeah, it'll only be old head ass. But it's screaming for Dave Robinson.
[72:52]
Unknown Male Host
Right. But it can't be Mount Rushmore. Like trying to ask for a Mount Rushmore number is done. Like Lawrence. If there was a Mount Rushmore for NFL, Lawrence Taylor would be in it.
[72:59]
Kaley Cuoco
Yes.
[72:59]
Unknown Male Host
Why would I give you my number?
[73:00]
Kaley Cuoco
Yes. That's a good one. You can't really ask for Mount Rushmore.
[73:03]
Unknown Male Host
Maybe that. Damn. Maybe Pat Riley. Right? He was trying to stop. He was trying to stop all that Dick Ryan. He's like, matter of fact, nobody ever gonna wear 20. He said, Stop all this. Oh, man, that might be a genius, man.
[73:14]
Kaley Cuoco
Anyway, yeah, appreciate y' all, man. Yeah, we didn't really. I think we talked about the shadow stuff on. On. On Patreon.
[73:20]
Unknown Male Host
So y' all keep pushing it because we got some episodes to get out. So we're being selfish right now.
[73:23]
Kaley Cuoco
I know we talked about on Patreon. So go, go to Patreon to hear our opinion. Appreciate y' all subscribe to Patreon. Yeah, we should I say what we're planning on doing because I wonder what we're trying to do for. No, no. Okay. Because it might not work out. I'm traveling. We're trying to do something for the.
[73:41]
Unknown Male Host
Pod, something special we got planned for y' all. But it also comes could not work out because it depends on people. Hint, hint. You know what I'm saying? To give you a hint, what we trying to do for y' all, what we said we was going to do one day. So we'll let y' all know if that happened probably like a little bit prior.
[73:57]
Kaley Cuoco
So. Yeah.
[73:58]
Unknown Male Host
Because we want y' all to push that episode and that's going to be a really good episode.
[74:01]
Kaley Cuoco
All right, y' all, this been crashed to me. Episode 204 Peace.