Toe Tickling Fetish Exposed - Episode 221

Summary

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike Episode 221: "Toe Tickling Fetish Exposed" Release Date: August 27, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Pat and Mike jump into a blend of hilarious debates, real-life scenarios, and offbeat listener calls, exploring everything from weird social media behavior and friend group dating, to the nuances of toe-tickling fetishes and foot appreciation. Through comedic banter, unfiltered opinions, and a series of wild listener confessions, they break down taboo topics with humor, realism, and a dose of chaos. Expect a wide spectrum of energy—from unserious role-plays and sponsor shoutouts, to genuine reflections on relationships, loyalty, hustle culture, and sports culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Social Media Satire & “Rough Boy Era” (00:56–02:31)

• Pat shares a viral Facebook post where men parody “soft life” trends for women, claiming things like wanting to “rest in masculinity” and “survival mode.”
• The guys riff on how internet lingo like “rough boy era” or “hard boy life” reflects shifting gender roles and social expectations.
• Quote (01:23):
  Crash: “Rough boy era is crazy.”

2. Friend Group Relationships & Matchmaking Dilemmas (03:37–06:27)

• The hosts dissect why setting up friends rarely works well, and how relationships inside friend groups often implode, creating drama.
• Pat and Crash discuss the risks of dating within friend circles vs. outsiders, loyalty dilemmas, and post-breakup awkwardness.
• Quote (04:44):
  Crash: “If this relationship doesn’t work out, y’all gonna make it awkward for me.”

3. Transparency and Lying in Friendships (06:27–08:18)

• Both hosts lament being dragged into friends’ lies (e.g., alibis for significant others) and how that impacts trust—and comedy.
• Pat reflects on having meaningful, judgment-free conversation with an older mentor.

4. Charity Pressure & Mr. Beast Debate (08:45–11:47)

• The guys analyze the Mr. Beast “Team Water” drive and the social pressure on influencers to donate publicly.
• They raise points about performative charity, audience expectations, and choosing personal causes.
• Quote (09:39):
  Crash: “Would I donate $500 right now to Team Water? No. I would rather donate to something I personally have an affiliation by.”
• They urge empathy (“don’t pressure anyone to give”) and note how fandom drama can spin out of control if creators let communities run wild.

5. Online Beef, Burners, and Community Management (11:00–13:25)

• Extended riff on how creators allow audiences to stoke feuds, emphasizing the importance of shutting down negative chatter in chat/Twitter.
• Pat humorously ponders the “mute button” invention (13:25–15:13), joking it was made for real-time arguments with privacy.

6. Making Decisions and Team Huddles in Business (15:14–16:09)

• Pat and Crash tout the value of taking time before responding to offers—“think about it for 10 hours, watch how your mind changes.”

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Listener Calls: Non-Sexual Sensations, Fetishes & Stories (18:47–55:00)

Featured Calls:

1. Roberto Steele: Toe Tickling & Relationship Dynamics (23:14–28:16)

• Roberto details how he enjoys his partner gently tickling his feet and reciprocates for her, claiming it’s non-sexual but sometimes leads to intimacy.
  • Conversation playfully analyzes positions (“legs up”—what does that actually mean?), how the ritual starts, and the emotional aftermath if it doesn’t become sexual.
• Quote (24:41): Pat (teasingly): “A little higher than that. Good boy. Now you get your feet tickled with your legs up, do you?”
• Roberto admits sometimes feeling let down when it doesn’t escalate:
  • Quote (26:47): Roberto Steele: “Yeah, sometimes I do get disappointed because she’ll just get up and put her clothes on and do what she has to do.”

2. Jamaican Caller: Foot Fetish Appreciation (33:32–36:16)

• Admits he prefers women with well-kept feet, especially painted white toes.
  • Asserts it’s about appreciation and appearance, not sexual acts.
  • Quote (34:50): Jamaican Caller: “No, I don’t go on websites. Just appreciate women who take care of their feet.”
• The hosts rib him as a “fake foot demon” since he doesn’t suck toes.

3. Anonymous Confessions: Stalking Instagram & Money Transfers (38:47–55:00)

• One caller admits getting a rush from looking at a crush’s Instagram from a spam account.
  • “Just to get that rush…like on some stalker type shit. I just want to feel alive.” (38:53)
• Another caller brags about receiving money from men for just posting memes and pictures, with no romantic or sexual contact.
  • “I just literally send them a cash app request or Apple Pay request and they just send me money.” (50:41)
  • The hosts jokingly call her a “fake demon” and tease about her “clients.”

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7. Reality Checks & Moving Cities (44:00–47:38)

• Listeners share moments of humility and new perspectives (e.g., moving from a “small-town 10” to being surrounded by other “tens” in Houston).
• Discussion of evolving identities, especially among queer female callers, “studs,” and reactions to perceptions and stereotypes.

8. Family Ties with Exes—A Red Flag? (55:39–57:59)

• Pat says he wouldn’t continue dating someone whose ex’s family still treats them like family (“you’re not about to tell me you helping his grandma plug her TV in, ‘cause that’s not the only thing getting plugged”).

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9. Sports Culture—Pickup Basketball, Loyalty & Rules (62:15–68:48)

• Riff on the unique unwritten rules of pickup basketball—“peaceful transfer of power,” respect for “calling next,” and how smoothly strangers self-organize games.
  • Quote (62:36): Pat: “The most efficiently run institutions in the United States is pickup basketball. You're just born with an innate understanding of how it works.”
• Contrasts to other sports, and the phenomenon of “gym-only” basketball heroes.

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10. Music Covers, TikTok Virality, and Copycat Culture (68:44–71:15)

• Nostalgia for YouTube covers era; now, TikTok is main stage for (re)discovering songs.
• The importance of originality and consistency in creating viral content.

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11. Sports Money: Boxing, Legacy & Hustle (71:50–78:17)

• Talk about Gervonta Davis vs. Jake Paul; weighing money vs. legacy in boxing.
• Debates over what’s “worth it,” how fighters manage public criticism, and parallels to sacrifices in other professions.
• Observations about “crash out” mentality vs. longevity, and how sports differ in “any given day” unpredictability (like football or boxing).

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Recurring Themes & Memorable Moments

• “Fake Demons” & Self-Awareness: Multiple callers get called out for being “fake” about their kinks or hustles; the hosts turn jokey accusations (“get a lawyer!”) into running gags.
• Unfiltered Banter: Pat and Crash keep a playful, teasing tone but also drop genuine insights on relationships, hustle culture, and social pressure.
• Listener-Driven Content: Real stories and honest, sometimes outrageous, confessions shape much of the discussion.
• Pop Culture & Sports Analysis: Casual, comedic takes on everything from company branding (Mike’s Harder Lemonade) to old YouTube trends.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• [01:23] Crash: “Rough boy era is crazy.”
• [04:44] Crash: “If this relationship doesn’t work out, y’all gonna make it awkward for me.”
• [09:39] Crash: “Would I donate $500 right now to Team Water? No. I would rather donate to something I personally have an affiliation by.”
• [13:25] Pat (on mute button): “Whoever created the mute button had to have beef with somebody.”
• [24:41] Pat (teasing a caller): “A little higher than that. Good boy. Now you get your feet tickled with your legs up, do you?”
• [26:47] Roberto Steele: “Yeah, sometimes I do get disappointed because she’ll just get up and put her clothes on and do what she has to do.”
• [34:50] Jamaican Caller: “No, I don’t go on websites. Just appreciate women who take care of their feet.”
• [55:54] Crash: “If your girl’s ex’s family still treats her like family, is that a problem to you?”
• [62:36] Pat: “The most efficiently run institutions in the United States is pickup basketball. You're just born with an innate understanding of how it works.”

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Important Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------------------|----------------| | “Rough boy era”/social media satire | 00:56–02:31 | | Friend group dating & matchmaking dilemmas | 03:37–06:27 | | Charity pressure debate/Mr. Beast | 08:45–11:47 | | Listener calls begin | 18:47 | | Toe tickling fetish call | 23:14–28:16 | | Foot fetish call | 33:32–36:16 | | Instagram (stalker) rush confessions | 38:47–40:46 | | Money for nothing call (sugar-baby style) | 50:25–55:04 | | Family ties with exes | 55:39–57:59 | | Pickup basketball, sports culture | 62:15–68:48 | | Boxing money vs. legacy debate | 71:50–78:17 |

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Tone & Style

• Language: Playful, unfiltered, sometimes brash; sprinkled with internet and pop culture references.
• Atmosphere: Inclusive, conversational, never afraid to challenge listeners or each other.
• Approach: Alternates between comedic roasting and genuine, insightful reflection.

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Conclusion

Episode 221 delivers classic Crash Dummies energy: a wild mix of irreverent banter, real talk about loyalty and friendship, taboo confessions, and relatable cultural critique. Whether you’re here to laugh at toe-tickling rituals, ponder the politics of group chats, or shout at the gym about pickup basketball rules—you’ll find something to latch onto, and maybe even see yourself (or your friend group) in the episode’s “dummies.”

Transcript

[Pat]

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[Key]

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[Pat]

Okay, so there's a guy on Facebook that was trying to like, make a status and he was basically saying, like, let's switch places. Let me use my Facebook status. Like, I'm being a woman. And that's what he said. Need a real woman to make me feel safe enough to rest in my masculinity. Then people start commenting after and some dude said, put me in my rough boy era.

[Crash]

Rough boy era is crazy.

[Pat]

Somebody said, hard boy life. Somebody said, take me out of my survival mode. Somebody said, I need a strong woman who can handle me. Some dude said, if y' all intimidated, just say that. But yeah, that was my.

[Crash]

That was the survival mode one.

[Pat]

Yeah. Somebody said, don't settle for nothing less than a jet to holiday King.

[Crash]

What is a Jet to Holiday?

[Pat]

That's. It's a song. Yeah, but I think part of the song people have been using for, like, show the craziest things that happened on TikTok.

[Crash]

But no, no, I get that. But the actual Jet2 holiday at actual company.

[Pat]

I don't know.

[Crash]

To holiday. Oh, so actual company. Oh, there. Yeah, yeah. So I think that was just the. The ad sound.

[Pat]

Oh, got it. I never knew that. I wonder if it's going up right now.

[Crash]

They got to. I think Drake was just there. He had merch and on.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Crash]

But anyway, welcome to crash dummies episode 221. Make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon. We just filmed a vlog today for Patreon doing Pilates. We did Pilates. Me, Pat and Key. We all did Pilates. Jean and Jean. What did I say? Me, Pat and Jean.

[Pat]

No, you didn't. Any.

[Crash]

Okay, so make sure you guys subscribe to Patreon. It's probably not going to be out by the time this episode is out, but it's going to be out eventually this week. Merch update. We said that was going to be shipping by the time you got listened to last episode and we were incorrect. The purse, the people making the suppliers of the print shop, they messed up some. So it's going to be like another week. Apologies for it taking that long, but I got this.

[Pat]

I got this easy way. Trump. Trump did it.

[Crash]

No, no. All seriously, so.

[Pat]

No, seriously, Trump.

[Crash]

In all seriousness, though, yeah, it should be out by the end of this week for sure. By the 1st of September. I know that's kind of a long time, but just be patient. Not in our control. Nothing really we could do about it.

[Pat]

About being transparent.

[Crash]

Yeah. So I'm trying to. I had a question for you. Do you think you have two friends that are compatible with each other? And what made me think about this is just like, I think gone is the. Gone are the days that people, you know, you know, like, I'm gonna put you on with my friend and stuff like that, or I'm gonna put you on with my girl, this, my homegirl, something like that. I don't think that happens anymore. So do you feel like you have a guy and a girl that are compatible in your life?

[Pat]

I actually do. They're compatible. They won't work, but they're compatible. Does that make sense?

[Crash]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[Pat]

They'll have a fun seven months. Got it. Really, really. Like, and they will, like, they might actually be in connect Chin for the rest of their lives. It might be toxic. I think maybe a couple of broken windows and stuff. I find a person you going to spend the rest of your life with. I just never got adjacent.

[Crash]

I've never wanted to be the person that puts. That's the start of the relationship. Because I don't know, I feel like I have a. Because if I'm putting two people together, that means I'm friends with both people in a sense. Right.

[Pat]

Right.

[Crash]

And if this relationship doesn't work out, y' all going to make it awkward for me.

[Pat]

Right? In that position.

[Crash]

Yes. I just rather not even. Like, there's been friends that be like, oh, bro, would you talk to, you know, her? And this. I'd be like, nah, don't even do it, bro.

[Pat]

Hey, I told two friends not to date and they did. And they kind of fudged up the friend group.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I'm saying this is like, why would y' all do that? I literally.

[Crash]

There's some friendships. There are some friendships or some relationship. Some relationships that mess up the friend group.

[Pat]

Right.

[Crash]

And it's just like. So is it better to, like, date within the friend groups? Like the. The mixed friend groups, or is it, like, it's always nice to kind of bring an outsider into the mix? I like the outsider into the mix. Because when they break up, it's easy to just lose connection and everybody just.

[Pat]

Beef with that person.

[Crash]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat]

No matter what the other person.

[Crash]

But that's not fucked up as an outsider into a different friend group just by relationship or a friend of a friend, you know you're disposable.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Crash]

Like, you know, like, if it wasn't for this person, y' all be talking shit about me.

[Pat]

It's also, I don't like that. Like, I hate being friends with my significant other friends. Like, really, really good friends. Because I know that I can never gain your full loyalty.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And that's always gonna bother me. I gotta watch what I say about you. Like, if I win a million dollars, I can't even tell you. Hold on, hold up. I don't know if I want to split it with her right now. Give me time.

[Crash]

I have a rule with some of my friends now, too. Especially, like, in college was don't introduce me to the girl you're talking to. Like, I don't want to be friends with her. Like, no, because you make. If we become cool and y' all break up and y' all not in a really serious relationship now. I'm still following this person. It's like, why do I have to have this, like, external beef with somebody? I don't want to.

[Pat]

I hated that in college. That's why I stopped being friends with so many dudes in college and be like, bro, they hit up the group chat, bro, nobody can go back to their dorm. I just told my girl, we still hooping like you. I'm going to my door. When she asked me where you at. I don't know exactly. You got me up.

[Crash]

I hate when people introduce me into their lies. Especially when not even consulting with you first. Like, why? Why? And I hate the pointless lies, too. The pointless ones never make sense.

[Pat]

You be like, yo, bro, my girl ass. I was with you. He like, oh, bro, where was you at? Just shooting some pool, bro. Like, no way. No way. You lying to me, too. Like, I just. I got a pool addiction. I order to find.

[Crash]

Or he was. He would just Leave it at I was with you and not even tell like what the the main story is. Like where were we?

[Pat]

I was start getting cuss put around you. Why would you tell me to say I was with you? No, I just need. Maybe they give me half the time if we both get caught for murder. One thing I realized, I was talking to someone who used to be like a mentor to me. Older man, like probably in his 80s. And as we were talking, I realized I haven't felt that good talking in a while. And I couldn't. I was like, damn. Is it the conversation? Is it, you know, grades? Is it the braids? Is it because he knew me when I was younger and like he seen like how far I came and stuff like that. And I was like, oh wait, it's because I'm talking freely. I was saying like so many pause worthy things, but it was just like I forgot what I said. I was like, man, I got it. Yeah, I got to get on my own ass up in my head. And then he looked at me, I was like, yeah, ain't no pause around here. Oh man, I can say what I want, boy.

[Crash]

He's talking like himself.

[Pat]

Yeah, man, you're getting bigger, man. Feeling free. I'm getting bigger too, bro. You see it?

[Crash]

You look the same size to me.

[Pat]

Ah, man, I'm way bigger.

[Crash]

I just, I just saw you in the locker room.

[Pat]

That's crazy. No, but no, it just felt good to talk freely, man. Yeah, nobody, nobody judging. Nobody. You don't even know what pause is.

[Crash]

You've been seeing the Mr. Beast and the Team Water stuff that been going around.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

[Crash]

I saw B.S. and, and B. Lou say that they came back to streaming because they waited till the Mr. Beast team water thing was over.

[Pat]

Yes, yes. And be Lou. Funny as hell.

[Crash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

But I would do the same thing though.

[Crash]

I would. I think with Mr. Beast is. Is interesting because obviously he's doing a good thing. But I always hate the pressuring, like the feeling, any type of pressure to donate something because I would just say no. Like I'm not. Especially when people are throwing off like crazy amount of money. It's just like, all right now because a lot of streamers, I feel like they think the audience thinks they make more money. Some of it's their own fault. But like some streamers, they're not gonna throw even 500 is a lot of money. Like, would I donate $500 right now to Team Water? No, I would rather donate to something that I personally have an affiliation buy.

[Pat]

My Waters myself and go give it out to the youth.

[Crash]

Yeah. Or just like, what I do right now is I pay for some semesters in school for kids in. In Nigeria, in some villages. Right. I'd rather put my money towards that before, like a team Water. I'd rather do something for my own community before, like the outside. So it gets a little like. And Mr. Beast, you know, he has that. That creepy, like, that face. It almost seemed like the. Like there's a hit, like a Illuminati or some.

[Pat]

Yeah, just like, bro, like, I. Obviously not putting any shame to any charity at all.

[Crash]

No, no, no.

[Pat]

Charity is charity.

[Crash]

Mr. Beast is doing great things for great things.

[Pat]

This is not about Mr. Beast. But what it feel like people. It's about the fans and the people that listen that you shouldn't put pressure on nobody to spend money on anything. You don't know what people have their money tied up to. Somebody could be you can literally count their pockets. Let's say you watch a DDD DDG stream all the time, right? And you can say, oh, I know he made this much money in a month. You don't know what that's tied into. That could be tied into, like, construction, him building something out so he could technically have just as much liquid money as you. So now you put up some money and those people are saying that I need a screenshot immediately of you donating your last donation. When was your last donation and how much? And let's calculate it against how much you make a year. Let's do that before you get on there.

[Crash]

You know, it is a lot of people that get pressure because people were like, talking about, like, I saw, like, the Kai thing. They're saying, like, oh, Kai didn't donate to that type of stuff. I feel like when it gets to that point, there's no point of even donating because if he does donate, then it's gonna like, oh, they bullied him into donating and stuff like that. I think people let their communities. And a lot of streamers and a lot of. And I would say content creators, they let their audience, like, put fire to beefs. Like, beefs. They don't. They're not even real, but they don't put a stop to it and be like, nah, this is not what it is. They kind of let it brew and now it actually becomes a thing. Because now if I'm Kai or whatever, I'm feeling away about what these. These people's audiences are saying. Not even the person, like, if me and you are different type of content creators. And your community was talking shit about me all the time. Right.

[Pat]

I would definitely go straight at you.

[Crash]

No, I'm just saying.

[Pat]

Must be. So you must. Y' all must be pillow talking in that Patreon or something is talking about.

[Crash]

By the time the fans keep saying this, like, your fans are saying a whole bunch of. About me, and you never said it, but you also never said, tell them to chill out about it. Now I'm going at you. So now it's real beef. Now I'm coming. Like, my animosity is towards you, which is like.

[Pat]

Which is valid. So if I see someone, like, a random, I understand how people are. People are trolling. Ever since they made. It was cool to have accounts with no face on it. I don't know when that became cool, but ever since it became super cool to have burner accounts, people can say anything, and they feel empowered to say anything. But if you got a bunch of people spamming and this is what your community is saying, I feel like if that's your real community, then you should be able to say, no, you don't say that. Yeah, don't let nobody talk crazy about me. Without correcting, like, and I feel like in those chats, like, obviously we're twitching now, and I'm, like, paying attention to other people's twitch. I would say, like, Hasan has one of the fastest moving twitch streams I've ever seen. Right?

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, is people constantly talking in there over and over, and he catches them.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So you're telling me a lower creator didn't catch all these spam and even.

[Crash]

Like, people saying, so Twitter communities.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

I feel like Twitter community is just, like, just beef. Everybody just beefing with different.

[Pat]

That's why I don't want a Twitter community, because that's. I mean, that's exactly where somebody put us in the beef.

[Crash]

Yes.

[Pat]

The Twitter community. Somebody asked one of the creators a question, and then a bunch of people got to comment. And taking something we said out of context. Now y' all got a one side of beef. It's like, bro, what the. What would be with some goddamn microphone?

[Crash]

I was thinking about something. I was like, whoever created the mute button had to have beef with somebody because they. They had to have one to say something and not on the phone and not let the other person hear it.

[Pat]

Yes. It had to come through communication.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

It's like, damn, I gotta mute myself. That other person.

[Crash]

Yeah. Because it had to start with, like. Because obviously, I would think if the phone was invented. I don't Think the mute button was invented at the same time. Right, right. So I had to maybe start with like, them putting like the phone somewhere or like walking away from the phone or something to, like muffle their voice.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. Because it was. You imagine saying something so bad that somebody that pissed off you got a mute.

[Crash]

Shut your ass up.

[Pat]

Y' all be there on Monday, ass. You're not on mute.

[Crash]

The mute button is a. I like it because it let. It lets you express your real feel feelings in the moment without really offending somebody either.

[Pat]

Yeah. Because sometimes you just need to get off your chest.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

There's been things I said over somebody over the phone, like, man, shut the up.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But I was just like, in my head, I'm like, I wouldn't really say that.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because there's no reason for me to say that to him. Sometimes you just need to get that off your chest.

[Crash]

Even like when we're having like business meetings with other companies and stuff like that, we have to mute because especially when we're like, if we're in the same room, we have to kind of discuss what we're going to say next.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

It's hard to be like. Because my mind, I'll have a different thought and then Pat might have a different thought, and his thought could be correct and mine could be wrong. But I don't want to say. I don't want to show my cards yet. Yeah, I might be showing my cards a little too early. And then Pat would be like, nah. So usually when we're in the same room and Patty Paul's like, nah, we ain't doing this.

[Pat]

Imagine having that discussion while they on there. Yeah, I understand this talking, but when he done talking, we gonna say no. Yeah, What'd you say, bro?

[Crash]

Or imagine in real life. It's just like, hold on, we gotta do a quick team huddle real quick. Let's go over there.

[Pat]

No, for real.

[Crash]

I feel like more people should start doing that.

[Pat]

What? A team huddle.

[Crash]

Almost like if you're having a conversation, a face to face meeting, it's like, hold on, we got to go discuss it over in this corner real quick. People overall, or can you leave the room?

[Pat]

People overall. That's like a really good attribute to have. Just like saying, let me think about it.

[Crash]

Yeah, think about.

[Pat]

Just be like, just think about stuff for 10 hours and watch how much your mind changes from saying yes and no. There's been times, like, when people ask me for a favor and in my head I'm like, hell, no. I was like, I'll get back to you bro. And then you'll think about it and you start to feel guilty just like, damn, this dude did such and such for me. Damn, I forgot. Oh shit. Of course I'm gonna say, yeah, I'm done as hell.

[Crash]

We literally happened to us when we just took that call to a call like a couple of weeks ago.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

And we saw an email about something. It was just like, we're like hell no, we're definitely not doing that. And then we actually took the call. I was like, oh, okay, we're.

[Pat]

Sounds like an amazing idea. Who the fuck would ever turn some shit down like that? Gotta be fucking stupid.

[Crash]

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[Pat]

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[Pat]

All right, tweet of the week. Tweet of the week. This girl said on this app, John Cena follows right wing accounts, left wing accounts, pro black accounts, racist accounts, communist accounts, fandom accounts, gay porn accounts, lesbian porn accounts, and random accounts with 10 followers. Her friends accounts. Like, what's up? And she said, basically saying, what's up with this dude? And then she like, everywhere I go, he's there. But I. I did realize that I forgot who it was. It might have been Rick Ross a long time ago. He followed me on Twitter for like a year straight.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I didn't know what the was going on. I'm like, damn, I'm about to be part of MMG or something.

[Crash]

I think Rick Ross was following me too.

[Pat]

Yeah. Remember that? That's how we. That's. That was our first connection when we were just talking. I swear to God, before we was friends, it was like, Rick Ross followed you too? Like, yeah, bro. That's what I've been working on since then.

[Crash]

I think I told you about his, like, album or something.

[Pat]

I think, bro, when he. I, bro, I promise you, I think I was like, I had to be like, 16 or 17 when it first happened. Like, right before college.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And I remember that. I'm like, bro, did he think I'm a rapper? Like, should I start? And I really start, like, listening to beats and like, the. Obviously about to reach out. Like, me thinking, this is how rapping started, where he chose me. No, Ross, you played me, though. Send this to Rick Ross. Play me, follow me. Yeah. And there's another account with like 12 followers. Like, he legit follows me. And then people want to go look and like, yeah, he follows her, Lily. Like, I don't know why he just following anybody.

[Crash]

I saw another tweet, and it said, wear the same three outfits and still be asking how I look familiar. That's true, though. No, it's different, though. I think you, as guys, I think women don't realize sometimes we kind of be feeling like out the funk sometimes. Especially with the. The outfits you're wearing. You can look differently wearing the same outfit three times three days in a row.

[Pat]

Yeah. Trust me. You talking to people that wear the same outfit for three days in a row. When we shoot, my collar be loose as hell. By day three, my son didn't pull it all.

[Crash]

I be trying. I'd be trying not to see anybody. Like, especially as I saw a whole bunch of people. I mean, I wore this yesterday, but.

[Pat]

I be having granola stains all over me. My son be me up in three days. So you got a shoot today.

[Crash]

I actually saw. I saw somebody that recognized the podcast yesterday, and they were like, hey, bro, podcast is dope. I was like, fired, right? And then as I was leaving the venue, he was like, bro, y' all keep up with that podcast that fire. I was like, yeah, it's always interesting when people say keep it up like that. They're the. They're the. Keep me going. Yeah. And I was like, I mean, I got no choice at this.

[Pat]

I was. I always get on the same response.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I just looked back at him, like, very intense, like, I'm trying ass real. Like, this is my life. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. Keep up. What you doing? You think it's easy, huh?

[Crash]

Now y' all keep doing that podcast, bro. I was like. I was like, yeah. I mean, what else would I do? You keep doing your job, too.

[Pat]

Yo, bro, saw the T playing clip. Double it up. Go get a little way. Like, what the. Who the you talking to, bro? Y' all should just get Obama on your. I never thought of that. My.

[Crash]

I know the worst. The funniest one is, like, y' all know who. Y' all should. Y' all should get on the pod.

[Pat]

Y' all seen who been viral.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

It's always like, y' all gotta get 4 extra. Yeah. Like, what type of pie you think.

[Crash]

I need to get Drake on the pod? Yeah, we're just gonna DM Drake.

[Pat]

That's what. After the T pain clip thing went viral, that's what a bunch of people, like, Drake is next. And not literally every person. I don't play that. Like, I'm. I'm A realist in steps. Like, one day, I do think we could get anybody on this pod that's on earth that's making noise. I honestly believe that we're going to be that successful. But I'm also realistic in steps and how they work and how they don't work. It's just funny how people just think one thing means another. Yeah, like how many people think. I bet you there's people that watch that T pain clip that was like, yup, Drake gonna be on there next week. Drake gotta respond to this on Crash on Me spot. Yeah, that's what he said. You gotta do it like, no, my. It don't work like that, bro. Next guest, local comedian from Wisconsin. Yeah, y' all ain't see that? We gave y' all Wisconsin Fest. Now we got Wisconsin laughs. Go ahead. Roberto Steele. How y' all doing?

[Roberto Steele]

What's good, bro?

[Crash]

What up? What up? I got a question for you.

[Roberto Steele]

Ask away.

[Crash]

What's a non sexual sensation that you enjoy?

[Roberto Steele]

I like it when my girl, like, tickles my feet gently. Like with her nails. She'll just go along the bottom of my toes.

[Jamaican Caller]

And.

[Pat]

Like when you, when, when you're doing this, what position are y'? All?

[Roberto Steele]

I mean, it's not a sexual thing, but I'm like just laying down, you know, on my back, legs up. And she's just like on the other side. Like.

[Pat]

You'Re like.

[Crash]

When you say legs up, do you mean like, ver cool?

[Roberto Steele]

How else would they be up?

[Pat]

No, it's saying, like, are you. So you're laying on your back and then your legs are making like a V. And she's standing up?

[Roberto Steele]

No, no, that's wild. No, they're like, they're like, like angled. I don't know how to explain it. Like, they're not like all the way up. They're not like how, how her legs would be up, you know, in missionary. But.

[Crash]

I swear, you have to prove that they let us know you have sex, bro. We believe you, bro.

[Pat]

He's like, yeah, like he was taking ex missionary.

[Crash]

You meaning like, like pillow? Like pillow under the feet length.

[Roberto Steele]

Like. Yeah, like kind of like that. A little higher. Sometimes she'll grab.

[Pat]

A little higher than that. Good boy. Now you get your feet tickled with your legs up, do you?

[Roberto Steele]

I never try that.

[Crash]

No, but do you ask for these things or she just kind of does it naturally?

[Roberto Steele]

She doesn't naturally. Like, I'll just be laying down. She'll just grab my feet and. And she'll take my socks off and start Tickling them.

[Pat]

Wait, oh, so she gets you undressed, too?

[Crash]

But there had to be a point when this happened that you expressed to her that you liked it. How. What was that conversation?

[Roberto Steele]

I mean, I never told her I didn't like it, but I think it gets too much when. When she starts getting aggressive with it and she starts, like, going too hard.

[Pat]

No. Damn. She the real demon. She love this.

[Roberto Steele]

She really does. She likes making me. Making me scream from. From that.

[Pat]

But. Okay, does she. Okay, question. Does she ask for it sometimes, or do you always initiate it?

[Roberto Steele]

Nah, she always asks for, like.

[Pat]

That's.

[Roberto Steele]

That's the thing is she. She enjoys that much more than I do. She enjoys not. Not the tickling me part, but me tickling her, like, her legs or her arms or her feet. See, I just do tensions reciprocated.

[Pat]

But I'm just saying, like, when y' all tickling each other, it's not like a wrestling thing. It's like one person relaxes and the other person starts tickling.

[Roberto Steele]

Yeah, exactly.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Roberto Steele]

Does that sound like a wrestling. We don't go, yeah, but that.

[Pat]

But does this lead to sex, or it's just like, y' all done after that?

[Roberto Steele]

It could. It could lead to sex. Sometimes it does, you know, Depends on how we're feeling after.

[Crash]

How does it end? When it doesn't, though, we just go.

[Roberto Steele]

Back to doing what we're doing.

[Pat]

No, continuing to clean in the house after a tickler effect is crazy. Especially if one of y'. All. Yeah, well, actually, especially one of y' all is in a dime position, so it's like, oh, that wasn't aroused enough. So, like, you ever been. Wait, I got a question. So you ever been disappointed, like, that you didn't have sex after, like, she. She tickled you and then she just got up and left?

[Roberto Steele]

Yeah, sometimes I do. I do get disappointed because she'll just get up and put her clothes on and do what she has to do.

[Pat]

Wait, you're bro. What?

[Crash]

The layers?

[Pat]

Wait, y'. All. Y' all naked?

[Roberto Steele]

Not right now, no. Sometimes. Sometimes they'll be laying down, and if, you know, if she's in some. She's just in, you know, in her regular clothes or she's. Sometimes it happens before work. Like, in the morning, we'll be laying in bed, and then she'll get up and just go to work, and I'm like, all right. And then we just don't finish anything.

[Pat]

You know, so she'll just roll over. Y' all both just woke up. And then she'll Start tickling your feet. And then you got your legs in the air. She tickling your feet. And then she'll just go.

[Roberto Steele]

Yeah, that's pretty much. Yeah. Sometimes she'll go under the blanket, too, to get like a really good angle.

[Crash]

But does she like. Because she obviously is trying to make you laugh, right?

[Roberto Steele]

No, no, it's not a. No, no, no. The tickling, like I told you, when it gets aggressive, that's her trying to make me laugh. And, But I don't like that.

[Crash]

So when it's gentle, what is it?

[Roberto Steele]

But it's the gentle. So it's gentle when it's like, like if you, a pat, if you, if you grab, if you like. All right, Mike, hold out your forearm, right? And pat could just.

[Pat]

No, no, no, go ahead. All right.

[Crash]

All right, man. You have a good one.

[Key]

All right, wait.

[Crash]

Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[Roberto Steele]

I just wanted to say I really with y', all, like, y', all, y', all, y' all two dope ass people. I've been on the pot a couple times or I've called a couple times, but y' all are really dope. I, I, I got y' all on Patreon. I pay the $7 a month. And those audio listeners, those broke ass.

[Pat]

Hey, I'm glad you. No, no, no. We're not dissing nobody no more. But just in case we gotta, we gotta make sure we get our troops right. Just in case another pod want to beef. We got to make sure we all on the same page. But I do wanna. Okay, I want you to do us a favor.

[Roberto Steele]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Lay off the helium, my brother.

[Roberto Steele]

That's fine.

[Pat]

All right, bro.

[Crash]

You have a good one.

[Pat]

All right.

[Jamaican Caller]

What's good? What's good?

[Pat]

What's good? What's good? Welcome to Crash on these podcast.

[Jamaican Caller]

Thank you for having me.

[Crash]

Where are you from?

[Jamaican Caller]

Jamaica, bro.

[Pat]

Jamaica. Why? Why are you calling me a.

[Jamaican Caller]

Because you be. You be like. You'll be picking on Key, bro. And Key Key ain't got no comeback.

[Pat]

He'd be like that.

[Crash]

Weak as hell, if that.

[Jamaican Caller]

You be dropping bars, bro.

[Pat]

I ain't never seen somebody double be like that. I got a question for you, Brody. Name a time you got a reality check.

[Jamaican Caller]

So I was in this, like, long ass relationship out of high school and.

[Crash]

Develop our.

[Jamaican Caller]

I picked up a side piece throughout and somehow the main kind of found out about her. She kind of suspected like something was going on and she hit me about it. I was like, nah, that ain't, that ain't like nothing going on. And further Down. She just hit me up one day. I was like, I don't feel the same about us. Like, I think we should just call it quits. So I hit the side piece up, and I'm like, yeah, you done did some stupid shit. And he found out, like, for real this time. And my side piece was like, nah, she be posting on her close friends, like another. I'm like, what? I'm like, you're capping.

[Pat]

She sent me some screenshots. Wait, slow this down. So your side piece, the one that you was cheating on your girl with, showed you evidence.

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That your main girl was with her? Yeah, bro.

[Jamaican Caller]

She was post. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Crazy. I had to sit back and, like, I lost both of them. She was like, the side piece was like, I can't believe you really thought it was me.

[Crash]

I can't believe you.

[Jamaican Caller]

You're still cheesing over her when she's in a whole nother relationship. And I'm like, I didn't know.

[Crash]

Did the side piece know she was a side piece?

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, the side piece.

[Crash]

Did she know she was a side piece, you said?

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, yeah, she knew. She knew. Oh.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah. I got a question for you, bro. Do you. You eat vagina?

[Jamaican Caller]

Nah, bro.

[Crash]

Is that.

[Jamaican Caller]

Maybe she wouldn't have left if I did, though, but, no, I don't.

[Pat]

So you. So you never have. Is that because you're Jamaican?

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, I've never had the interest. I mean, I've lost and I lost, and since I moved to America, I lost, like, two girls because I won't do it.

[Crash]

But is that so Is eating girls out? Is that something that Jamaicans just don't do?

[Jamaican Caller]

I mean, I've. I've been with Jamaican girls that say, oh, that's just something Jamaicans say at first, but further down the line they do it.

[Crash]

But.

[Jamaican Caller]

So I can't say it's a Jamaican thing. It was a Jamaican thing, but now the Jamaicans been. Yeah, they'd be trying that. I guess they'd be liking it.

[Crash]

You just. It just hasn't caught your interest yet.

[Jamaican Caller]

No, no, no.

[Pat]

He definitely did it before. You just didn't like it. You just didn't like it.

[Crash]

You said what?

[Jamaican Caller]

Nah. Like, no, no, no. I don't think it's for me, bro. I've looked at it and. And I'm like, nah, nah.

[Pat]

So you. Did you stare face to face? Like, did you go down there during a sexual act and. No.

[Crash]

Nah.

[Jamaican Caller]

If you go down and get that close, you might as well do it. So.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You suck the dick before for sure.

[Crash]

Crazy joke.

[Jamaican Caller]

That's crazy.

[Pat]

You talking about if you near it, you gotta do it. That's not true.

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, I've never been that close to a dick.

[Crash]

All right, bro, you have a good one.

[Jamaican Caller]

Have a good one too, man.

[Pat]

Rastaman.

[Crash]

Bend your throat.

[Jamaican Caller]

Can I hear me?

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, loud and clear too.

[Jamaican Caller]

All right. Yeah, because I'm in the car right now.

[Crash]

Yeah, we can tell. I got a question for you. What's a non sexual sensation that you enjoy?

[Jamaican Caller]

White toast?

[Pat]

Huh?

[Jamaican Caller]

Having white toes.

[Pat]

Who? Who, who having white toes?

[Jamaican Caller]

Females, of course.

[Crash]

Of course. Don't say of course.

[Pat]

Well, you never know, man.

[Jamaican Caller]

Nah, nah, nah, nah. Like I had to specify because I'd be.

[Crash]

Is it like full white toes or like, like you talk about like painted, right? Not just like. Yeah, actual.

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, yeah, full white painted toes. Because I have a foot face. I'm not gonna hold y'.

[Pat]

All. Okay, what do you do with that? What is, what do you mean by a foot fetish? Like, do you feed this foot fetish? Do you go on like websites or do you just like appreciate women with good feet that you date? Like, what type of foot fetish we talking?

[Jamaican Caller]

I appreciate like women with good, like nice looking feet who get their feet done a regular. I'm not one of these.

[Crash]

It cut off. I'm trying again. Hold on. No, go ahead again.

[Pat]

Sorry. Not one of these. What?

[Jamaican Caller]

These weirdo that you know, be on the Internet just looking at white, like regular, like random women feet. Nah, not that type of feathers. Just appreciate women who take care of their feet.

[Pat]

Yeah, you ain't stuttered all day till you said that. Yeah, I know. So, so what website you be going to?

[Jamaican Caller]

No, I don't go on websites. I just be like, just, just be like if you like look at your feet, you know, if I'm talking to somebody or dating, whatever I see, I see a female who got some nice people, like, damn. Yeah, you got some.

[Pat]

Yeah, get a lawyer.

[Crash]

So like when you're date in your dating life, right? And is that something you put on like a pedestal or put or rank high in how you choose the woman you date?

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I put like in second place. That just shows like, you know, that you take care of yourself, that, that you, you know, just take care of your. Keep up with your appearance.

[Crash]

How does this question ever get brought up? Like on the first day or do you have to wait till you kind of. Because I feel like feet are such a, you know, if. Especially the weather, it can be hidden a Lot until you, like, get into more intimate settings like their house and stuff like that. So how does that. How do you figure out what type of feet they got?

[Jamaican Caller]

I mean, I don't really be asking on no first date about feet. It's that if she's like, take a picture or show me something like that and I'll just be looking or she don't have any. Have any shoes on. I just look them like. Okay, so your feet looking nice or they're looking for gacy. Like, if it look for gazing, then, you know, I don't care. I'll pay for it. To get your feet done. It ain't nothing to me.

[Crash]

Okay.

[Pat]

Fresh. Okay.

[Crash]

I feel it.

[Pat]

That's the only way you feed your fetish. It's like through dating. Through the women you date, right?

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, you can say that.

[Pat]

All right. Keep it clean, brother. Just keep it clean. You know you walking?

[Jamaican Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Pat]

You one of them clean foot fetish. I didn't even know that. Police, young man. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. So wait. So also with the foot thing, last question. Do you do. Do you just appreciate the feet or do what? Do you. Do you like to touch the feet? What's the furthest?

[Jamaican Caller]

I'll massage it. And I just appreciate it. For real. That's it.

[Pat]

So you suck toes?

[Jamaican Caller]

Hell no. That's nasty. I don't like feet that much.

[Crash]

That's not a fetish, dad.

[Pat]

You ain't got no fetish.

[Crash]

You're not a real crackhead. All right, bro, you have a good one.

[Jamaican Caller]

How you too.

[Pat]

How your foot fetish don't even suck.

[Crash]

That's what I would think. When somebody has a fetish. I feel like they like doing everything with that thing.

[Pat]

Yeah. Get this up out of here. Fake demon. Fake foot demon.

[Jamaican Caller]

Yo, what up?

[Pat]

What up? What's the deal? Hey, who in the background talking, bro?

[Jamaican Caller]

That's my loud ass, homie.

[Pat]

Hey.

[Jamaican Caller]

Oh, my fault, bro.

[Pat]

What the group leader, matter of fact. Now we excited.

[Jamaican Caller]

We excited, we excited.

[Pat]

Matter of fact, let me give it. Let me get that. A piece of my mind, too. Put me on speaker. Hey, hey, hurrah.

[Jamaican Caller]

Come back, come back, come back. Hey, you want to give you a piece of your mind, dog.

[Crash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jamaican Caller]

What's up? What's up?

[Pat]

Hey, hey. When two. When two leaders talking, you need to shut the up. You hear me? You're a stop, stop. Bro.

[Jamaican Caller]

You don't know. It's a crash out being the army and you know he mad as.

[Pat]

All right.

[Jamaican Caller]

Damn.

[Pat]

You know, like, hey, bro, shut the up. Did He Jim press your ass.

[Crash]

Oh, no. That's amusing me. Sorry.

[Jamaican Caller]

All right, all right.

[Crash]

I got a question for you.

[Pat]

You.

[Crash]

What's a non sexual sensation that you enjoy?

[Jamaican Caller]

I ain't gonna lie. I'll be looking at her insta just like hell of anonymously. Like I got like, it's not private. So like I can look at it on my regular account, but sometimes I look at it on my spam account. Just get.

[Crash]

You said looking at a spam account just to get what?

[Jamaican Caller]

Just to get that rich, you know, like on some stalker type. I just want to feel. I just want to feel alive.

[Pat]

Loki.

[Jamaican Caller]

You know what I'm saying?

[Pat]

Wait, what? What did you say?

[Jamaican Caller]

Just I. Sometimes I go on my spam account just to do it so I can feel that rush. Like I'm stalking her on some like, secretive.

[Crash]

Who is her?

[Jamaican Caller]

You know what I mean? Who is her?

[Crash]

Yeah, who's her team?

[Pat]

Oh, she got a only fans? I hope not.

[Jamaican Caller]

What if she do? I'll pay for it.

[Crash]

You say he stalks her Instagram.

[Pat]

Oh, her Instagram. Like, it's only fans.

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah, yeah, but like, if she got an only fans on like I'll pay.

[Pat]

For it type, bro, Just leave that part of life.

[Crash]

Okay? You. You guys talk like, you guys are like talking, talking like both sides. Not like a one way I'm talking to her type of deal.

[Jamaican Caller]

We say hello.

[Pat]

Hello. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we here, bro.

[Crash]

We just not saying we say hello. I mean, okay, like, have y' all gone on a date before?

[Jamaican Caller]

We've been out to eat.

[Crash]

Okay, are you guys pursuing anything further than being friends?

[Jamaican Caller]

We're connected to a mutual friend. I mean like, I mean like, does.

[Crash]

She know that you look at her page like that?

[Jamaican Caller]

She knows I got access.

[Pat]

All right.

[Crash]

Sounding kind of one way to me, brother.

[Jamaican Caller]

But I mean, I don't beat my too like.

[Pat]

All right.

[Crash]

Yeah, good one, bro.

[Pat]

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[Crash]

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[Pat]

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[Crash]

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[Pat]

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[Crash]

All right, back to the pod.

[Pat]

Yo, what's the deal? Welcome to Crash on me's podcast. God damn. I can hear myself in your background. Your phone tapped.

[Key]

Hell yeah. Nah, you won't speak it up.

[Pat]

Okay, bet twin.

[Key]

What's wrong with y'? All?

[Pat]

What's that with y'? All? What up?

[Key]

All right, all right. Get to the question.

[Pat]

For you. All right, okay, this is a question, okay. If you were invited to a party, what would you wear to that party.

[Key]

Bro? What's up with you, gang? You asked me that the last time.

[Pat]

Just what would you wear to the party?

[Key]

What type of party, bro?

[Pat]

Party?

[Key]

Because last time you asked me if I was going to the club. I ain't going to no clubs. What.

[Pat]

What should you say if I'm going.

[Key]

To the club or no?

[Crash]

Kick back at a friend's house.

[Key]

Kick back at a friend's house, the hoes gonna be there or not. It's just a friend.

[Pat]

Okay? No, that's the answer question right there. All right. Name a time. You got a reality check.

[Key]

I mean, okay, technically it wasn't really a reality check, but it was. I mean, I moved to move to Houston, and you usually like, well, I know me in my hometown. It's not a great selection of anybody for. So when you move, you like, all right, cool. Like, I know how I'm coming. I'm getting what I want. I start getting a little denied here and there. I'm like, wait, this think she cuter than me. This can't be real. But I ain't gonna lie.

[Pat]

When you.

[Key]

When you walk around Houston, you see. You see hella that you wouldn't see in Danville, Illinois. Oh, you gotta give them you van. You like small town. You a 10 there. I ain't saying I'm not a 10 because I'm a 10 everywhere, but it's hella tens with your 10. You ain't gonna be the same 10 that you would be at your home.

[Pat]

You man, I feel like that's a good mindset to have. But that's not that you can't say that.

[Crash]

And every state. The thing about it, everybody needs like, every state needs like a background characters.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Key]

Oh, I ain't in the background, though. It ain't. It ain't like. Yeah. I mean, just ain't getting what.

[Crash]

I mean, you're at least you're funny.

[Key]

But it's just more options, you feel me? Like, you're funny.

[Pat]

And you can dress too. So what? So answer that question from earlier. You. You going to a kick.

[Key]

Oh, my gosh, if I'm going to the kickback, bro. Okay, Pat, what you wearing? That's what I want to know. Because you asking these questions. What you Wearing to the kick.

[Pat]

I got on. I probably wear what I'm wearing right now. I got on hockey jersey. Some. Some. What is these, Valley. Yeah, Valley. Valley dreams, you know? And some ones, some Jordan ones, some braids.

[Key]

Okay. Okay. You feel me? The same vibe. You feel me? I got on a hot dresser and I cook cool as a little graphic tee.

[Pat]

Hey, you know what? Next time I order some, I'mma just order twice. Me and you. You know what I'm saying?

[Key]

Ah, get the on. You ain't swagging. High swagging.

[Pat]

We gonna start dressing like girl, I'm telling you.

[Key]

No, no, I'm never gonna put on one of them turtlenecks you be throwing.

[Pat]

I'm never gonna have.

[Crash]

Nah, Turneck is crazy.

[Key]

Go back to.

[Pat]

Yeah, you talking about.

[Key]

Yes. One of the episodes you was. I ain't gonna lie, you. You might have came straight from a funeral that day.

[Pat]

Better. How. How old are you?

[Key]

I'm 20.

[Pat]

20. I bet this is perfect question for you. So at 12, how are you dressing?

[Key]

Really the same, though. Like, I never. Well, I ain't gonna say I never was on some girly shit because I used to, but I had a pair of jeans and a jacket in my backpack every time. So you feel me? It was really on the same, but I was okay. Yeah, the backpack got some difference in it now. But yeah, for me, it was the same back then. It was more a little. You feel me? Aeropostale vans. You feel me? But we still swaging it. Don't get it up.

[Pat]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Key]

Aeropostale is that, though?

[Crash]

Have you. Have you been seeing some of our clips and like, some of the listeners like their obsessions with studs.

[Pat]

What do you just assume she's not?

[Crash]

I mean, she just said she dressed.

[Pat]

Like you, but that she never classified herself as a stud.

[Crash]

Do you consider yourself a stud? I remember you from last call.

[Key]

Trying to start, though. I remember I survived the stud. I say. I say I let people get it. You feel me? Because I'll be sad. You feel me? But that's just what the swag. I don't want to be a. So that's why I don't like to say I'm a stud.

[Crash]

Okay, okay.

[Pat]

I got you.

[Key]

Borderline got.

[Crash]

I got you. I got you, man.

[Pat]

I got your back. Yo, man, you ain't no stud.

[Key]

But now. What you mean they obsessed with studs?

[Crash]

It just. It gets brought up a lot on our pod. Like listeners, they like. They hate on the. It's not. I guess it's just not Studs, too. It could be just regular lesbians. Listen, listen, listen. There was another guy on the pod that was complaining about how studs can use the strap ons and like that, and they got different loadouts and stuff like that. Like, he doesn't have that loadouts.

[Pat]

Oh, you didn't hear that clip?

[Key]

Nah, I did. I remember now. Yeah, but I ain't gonna lie. If I was a nigga, I'd be mad too. Cause, hey, we can go for a minute. I ain't gonna lie. Sometimes they be lying, though. Cause niggas ain't going 17 rounds, bitch. I'm tired too.

[Pat]

Oh, like, how many rounds you going.

[Key]

Bro? It depends on a girl. Like, if I really with you, we can. We can max out all night. You family. But if you do some. I'm hitting because I ain't gonna lie. Sometimes they pull up. I'm not. I'm not giving head. You. You getting this. So you gonna do your job, I'm gonna do mine. You get one round. You gotta go.

[Pat]

How do you go into. How do you. How do you go into your selection? Like. Like what's. Like.

[Key]

Like, how do I pick which one get which one?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Key]

It depends on what they can take. For real. Because the last ho, she said I was working with a monster, but the one before, she took it just fine.

[Crash]

Working with a monster is so crazy.

[Pat]

Why not just switch?

[Key]

I did.

[Crash]

You can just reach your backpack.

[Pat]

Oh, this one don't fit, guys.

[Key]

Switch that too. She couldn't take it. But I think she was just trying to get me to. I think she was trying to trick me into eating her. So.

[Pat]

I getting tricked off the strap is crazy.

[Crash]

All right, you have a good one.

[Key]

All right, Y' all be blessed.

[Crash]

All right, you too.

[Pat]

You too. That was so crazy.

[Key]

Hello? Yeah, what's up?

[Crash]

What it do?

[Pat]

What it do?

[Crash]

I got a question for you.

[Key]

Yes.

[Crash]

What's a non sexual sensation that you enjoy?

[Key]

Spending somebody else's money, not talking to them.

[Pat]

Wait, what?

[Key]

Spending somebody else's money without having to really talk to them.

[Crash]

How does that work for you? Like.

[Key]

I just send them, like a cash app request, or I show my cart and they just send me the money.

[Pat]

Are these people that you've had romantic relationships with before?

[Key]

No.

[Pat]

Or are they trying to have romantic relationships with you?

[Key]

I don't know because I don't really talk to them. They just was like, who are these people?

[Pat]

How many different ways? I got to ask you father.

[Key]

Say a trick, but I felt like with tricks, you, you know, gotta give Them something sexual. And I don't have to do that. I just literally send them a cash app request or Apple pay request and they just send me money.

[Crash]

How'd you meet these people? Like, that's like where, like from school, Work corner.

[Key]

I've actually so crazy thing. Never met them in person. They just are from the same city as me.

[Pat]

Oh, so he's probably like, saw you on Facebook, is like an ad friend. And then they did they.

[Key]

Oh, yeah, from like Instagram.

[Pat]

They make. Okay, they made contact with you first.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So it don't make sense because, like, how would they assume that you're into that?

[Key]

Because so like, I would go and I would. They would always want to see my feet. Like, people would always want to see my feet. And I was like, yeah, I don't pay for my pedicure, so why would I do that? So then the guy was like, oh, well, whatever. Next time you need something, just hit me up and I'll pay it. And I was like, I think you're lying. He said, send a request. He sent me his number. I sent the request for more than what it was, and all of a sudden it just said, new Apple pay balance of. And so I just tried it with everything else and he just was on go and I never had to talk to him.

[Pat]

Oh, you.

[Key]

You not even sending pictures or nothing.

[Pat]

So you never sent him one picture?

[Key]

No, he just saw whatever I posted on Instagram.

[Pat]

Oh, and he paying you as. Yeah.

[Crash]

He'S got. Like that, huh?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Key]

Yeah.

[Pat]

So how many. How many clients you have?

[Key]

Not clients. Clients is crazy.

[Pat]

I mean, like three.

[Key]

Three.

[Pat]

You got three men that all you have to do is post on your ig. What are you posting on your ig Memes? No, there's no way.

[Key]

I'm so serious.

[Pat]

So how are they? Oh, so they just know what you look like. So you could be catfish for all they know.

[Key]

No, because they know people who know me.

[Pat]

Got it, Got it. So what do those people know? Like somebody knows something. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I like that laugh. Look at her. Somebody knows something I don't do.

[Key]

I swear to God, I don't do nothing. Like, no. Only fans, no fee finders, nothing. Like everybody just like they know me because that's where I went to high school, but I moved from there. So, like, they know me. Like they. They might have a sibling who knows me in like, real life. And I look like what I look like on Pict.

[Pat]

Know what you mean by know me. I got you.

[Key]

I don't know Y' all cooked me last time.

[Pat]

What cooked you for last time?

[Key]

I was the one who had the baby. The baby daddy drama. And y' all was like, you trying to be number five.

[Pat]

I knew that. I knew that you did when you said yes.

[Crash]

So did you have these tricks when you were dating that dude?

[Key]

Nah, this was after I had to get my get back.

[Pat]

There's your get back. Okay, man. Get paid.

[Key]

But I also sent him. I sent him requests too, and he send the money also.

[Pat]

Damn. You just.

[Crash]

You just.

[Pat]

You just living. You might as well.

[Key]

At this point, you might as well.

[Pat]

Just quit your job, do it full time.

[Key]

That sounds a little bit close to prostitution.

[Crash]

You say you're not doing anything sexual, though.

[Pat]

Your heart. Your heart ain't in it.

[Key]

My heart ain't in it.

[Pat]

Yeah, just stop. Your heart not in.

[Key]

I'm scared. I'm scared.

[Pat]

We got a fake demon over here.

[Key]

Everybody, look, I could be a fake diva. I ain't doing nothing to them. They just literally are.

[Pat]

Get your money, though. We ain't. We ain't mad at you. We not gonna cook you for this one.

[Key]

I'm trying.

[Pat]

Hey, just be careful.

[Key]

The last one you had, you had some people who, you know, they was like, oh, so you was still talking to dude? And I was like, no, they said that, not me.

[Pat]

Oh, our bad. Whatever we did, it ain't gonna stop your money though, right?

[Crash]

They don't know you in real life. All right, you have a good one.

[Pat]

YouTube girl, she want us to believe that is paying her to post memes. You're posting too.

[Crash]

I got a question for you. So if your girl's ex family still treats her like family, is that a problem to you?

[Pat]

No, it ain't no problem. I just won't beat her.

[Crash]

What do you mean?

[Pat]

That's. That. That's. They obviously they family member. You're not about to keep telling me that you helping his grandma plug her TV in? Because that TV not the only thing over there getting plugged. I know. He stayed with his grandma. Yeah, Nobody about to be playing them games. Oh, we're all going. We. We've been a family. I eat dinner with them every Sunday. And he just happened to be there.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Okay. Why can't come? Oh, you said ain't got no extra chair.

[Crash]

There is. It kind of is like a theme, though. Like. Like sometimes with relationship ends, you kind of feel more sad about, like, not being around the family anymore there than the actual person you broke up with.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

At the. At the core of it, your problem Was never with the family. It's just like your disagreement you had with your. Your ex. So you kind of still want that, that closeness.

[Pat]

I guess it has to be. That situation has to be very, very unique. It has to be. Y' all started dating like the fifth grade.

[Crash]

Got it.

[Pat]

You and you 27 now and y' all just broke up two years ago. Like, that's your family. Ain't nothing I can do.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Still leaving, but nothing I could do. Say it.

[Crash]

All right, baby. I think it depends on the extent of like, what is like treated as family being called and like, in the sense of like, are they. Is she going over there every Sunday for dinner?

[Pat]

Yes. If is because if they real family, then they should want your boyfriend to be around.

[Crash]

Yes.

[Pat]

And if they don't want me around.

[Crash]

Yeah, if they don't want me around. Yeah. But also it'll be weird though if he actually does live with the. The grandma. Yeah.

[Pat]

I mean, he there, he loved granny. He a good guy, man. Only reason they broke up because they separated in college.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

They don't know they can get back together. Like, I'm not about to be a part of no funky ass rom com.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

As a dude, you know, you always see the dude dude. Who's the dude? He's just a stand in dude. He perfect and everything fine with him. But that love, they can't just get over that love. And this looking stupid.

[Crash]

Yeah. It's just gotta exit that, that connection. You just gotta let it go.

[Pat]

I'm good. I'm good. Did you see Mike's. Mike's Hard Lemonade came out with a more potent version of their, you know, patented drink.

[Crash]

Does it cost something different?

[Pat]

Yeah, it's Mike's Harder Lemonade. And like if you look on the can, the ER has its own little silver background. So Mike's hard er eliminate. I'm like, I just like, just put me in one. Just hire me. If you ever. If you're a company out there and you want to know if something gonna go well in the media, just hire me. Because I would have told y', all, Mike, yo, er, y', all, we're not seeing this emergency room. No.

[Crash]

Yeah. It's just funny. Like, I think some business like execs don't understand the Internet, so they don't know how memeable stuff it is. Like at the core of it is not nothing crazy.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

But it's like, hey, at least you could be the person. Be like, hey, this is what they probably gonna say on Twitter and instagram and stuff like that if y' all still want to go through with it. Yeah, go ahead. But just letting you know.

[Pat]

Just letting you know, bro. Like, come on, now. But also, that leads me to a question. I said, saw another tweet a week. What if Mike from Mike's Hard Lemonade is the same mic from Jersey Mics? Like, how we know they not the same mic?

[Crash]

What's. Which one was made first? Like, I feel like Jersey's mic's been along around long then.

[Pat]

Mike's Hard Lemonade.

[Crash]

You think so?

[Pat]

Mike's Hard Lemonade. Like, I remember.

[Crash]

What are you looking up the establishment date of.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Crash]

Which one? I'll go.

[Pat]

I'll go.

[Crash]

Jersey Mike.

[Pat]

I'm doing Mike's Hard Lemonade.

[Crash]

Jersey Lemonade, establish date.

[Pat]

Born in.

[Crash]

Oh, no.

[Pat]

Oh. Mike's heart is 1999 for USA, Canada, 1996.

[Crash]

Jersey Mike's is 1956.

[Pat]

God damn. Damn. So Jersey Mike's granddad, Mike's Hard just.

[Crash]

Jersey mice is 50 years old.

[Pat]

God damn.

[Crash]

Damn.

[Pat]

They're not the same person.

[Crash]

I didn't even know that. Have you had Jersey mics?

[Pat]

Huh?

[Crash]

Have you had Jersey Mike?

[Pat]

Yeah, I had Jersey Mike.

[Crash]

Subways, 1965.

[Pat]

1965.

[Crash]

Jimmy John's is 1983.

[Pat]

1965. Ain't that how many years they gave that.

[Crash]

That's. That's a crazy story.

[Pat]

This is such a crazy story. Because he was.

[Crash]

What was his name again? Jerry. Jared Jerry's from Subway.

[Pat]

Yeah. He used to. I mean, he basically was a good candidate for them because he lost weight eating supper.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Which is, like, crazy.

[Crash]

It's crazy. The propaganda that gets pushed with that stuff. I used to think eating Subway would make you lose weight alone.

[Pat]

And. And, yes, it was very healthy. I remember, like, still into college, Subway was pretty, like, kind of deemed as healthy.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

I feel like a lot of these companies got exposed within the last, like, three or four years of, like. Y' all know this actually is not healthy. Like, do you know, like, you going to Subway and you're eating 1900 calories, and you're supposed to be at, like, 2800 for the day. You eat half your day with a patty, man.

[Crash]

It's intermittent fasting. I guess it's okay. I just never. I've never been a fan of, like, cold sandwiches like that.

[Pat]

Yeah. I mean, you can heat them up at Subway. That's how Subway got people back again.

[Crash]

The thing I used to get from Subway was the. The egg and bacon. Yeah. On the flatbread.

[Pat]

Simple ass.

[Crash]

For 5 years on cousin subs. I'll get, like, the. The meatball sandwich.

[Pat]

The meatball.

[Crash]

I was a meatball sandwich guy.

[Pat]

Meatball eating ass. I respect nobody that eat meatballs.

[Roberto Steele]

Really?

[Pat]

Nah, bro. Y' all weird.

[Crash]

What's wrong with that?

[Pat]

Meatballs is. Meatballs is kind of like. It's dope. That is here. But I wish there was something else here. Like. Like when we had pizza at school. That was a dope day. Like, we got pizza today.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But, like, meatballs are just like. All right.

[Crash]

Meatball sandwich.

[Pat]

Yeah. Trash.

[Crash]

Now you hating, bro.

[Pat]

Nah, meatball is trash. All right. Another. Okay. Oh, I gotta send you this. I gotta send you this. Oh, this is perfect. This is a funny concept about pickup basketball. All right, so there's. I think they're a part of Barstools, a podcast called Macro Dosing, and they had a funny bar about pickup basketball and how rare it is. I just want people to hear the clip. I think it's dope.

[Jamaican Caller]

There's this clip of this lady going.

[Crash]

Around that I seen, and she was like, have you guys heard of this thing called pickup basketball? And she goes on to explain pickup basket.

[Jamaican Caller]

Guys just show up with a ball.

[Crash]

And they play basketball. And I'm like, that isn't. That's chaotic.

[Jamaican Caller]

How do you guys pick teams?

[Crash]

And he's like, you know, we just.

[Jamaican Caller]

You know, you.

[Crash]

You go.

[Pat]

I go.

[Crash]

You go, you like what?

[Pat]

She's like, I don't understand this. And then she goes.

[Crash]

And she goes like, so what happens if the losing team just doesn't want to get off the court?

[Jamaican Caller]

He goes, I've played thousands of games.

[Pat]

That's never happened.

[Crash]

He's like, there's just a peaceful transfer.

[Jamaican Caller]

Of power every time. It's actually rather remarkable.

[Crash]

It actually is pretty.

[Jamaican Caller]

Pretty dope, now that I'm thinking about it. That might be. One of the most efficiently run institutions in the United States is pickup basketball. You're just born with an innate understanding.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Jamaican Caller]

Of how it works. It's. It's smooth, it's perfect. Everyone agrees to it.

[Pat]

You understand that if.

[Jamaican Caller]

If you try to step around some.

[Roberto Steele]

Of the limits that are universally agreed.

[Pat]

Upon, there's going to be consequences. You're not going to be allowed to play. You might get into a fight, but everybody that is there, that understands the order is going to be on the side of justice. It is.

[Crash]

It's a beautiful thing in nature.

[Pat]

And you. And, like.

[Crash]

I mean, you get some arguments and stuff, but more often than not, people respect your call. If you call foul, like, That's. That's pretty wild too.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

Foster. Oh, it is.

[Pat]

I don't really. I only heard the clip, but. Yeah, so just think about that, though. How many times I walked into a random gym. There's not that many rules that separate many pickup basketball games. Yeah, they're pretty simple. Like, just kind of follow what the NBA and college does and. And this is how we count it. And then you just hoop after that. It's just funny how, like, you could be. Go to a random court and just be like, I got next. Everybody from that neighborhood could be from that neighborhood and all know each other. Be 13 people that know each other and they never seen you. And if you call next, then you get to go on court with these random people. That can't happen nowhere else.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Because, like, there's no such thing as pick up soccer and pick up football. If me and you walk by and.

[Crash]

We see us pick up soccer.

[Pat]

Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, of me, you. Not. Not in many places. Basketball is like, there's plenty of part, like I can find.

[Crash]

Are you thinking about in the United States?

[Pat]

I'm just saying how many times it comes up right now, if we both had to go out right where we are, and you have to find as many pickup soccer games as you can, and I have to find as many pickup basketball games. I will find way more than.

[Crash]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Pat]

Yes. So it's like more. It's easier to walk into these places and do something. Like, they're just rare. It's like, oh, these are the rules. Like. Like, we never seen you before, but you can hoop. And then people start, you know, you start communicating with a random stranger. You can't do that with any other sport or any other thing.

[Crash]

I also never. I'm trying to think about the first time I knew the rule of pickup basketball too. And I really can't think of that because I came. I came here when I was like, five and I didn't play basketball in Nigeria. And I'm trying to think about the first time I. I never. I want to remember the first time I was looking at this as like, like, huh, what are they doing? Like he said next.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

What does that mean? Like, I don't have that memory.

[Pat]

It's just like when you first started going. Somebody start picking you up.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Usually that's the person that kind of know what to do. All right. Because there's been times, like when I was growing up, I would give my next to my older cousin because I'm Like I don't know what to do. I said I got next. As I heard it before, hey, I already got next. Then people that you know used to be excited you said you got next. Okay, bet I'll pick your team for you. Like go ahead big cuz. Like pick these sorry ass niggas we keep losing with.

[Crash]

Do you respect people, people who are willing to play with anybody to hoop or do you. Or do you respect people that only want to hoop with their team that they brought there?

[Pat]

I respect that way more because one thing I hate and some of my friends used to do this growing up. Like we would travel and go hoop. Like we go to flint. Who we go to saginaw and who we just love hooping. Anybody that had like a big hoop session, we would show up to. And sometimes like depending on like when you get to the hoop session, some people don't play like that. Like when we used to go up to Flint, like they didn't really care whose team was on team. They just wanted to hoop. So it'd be like first five make it or some like that. And like my biggest pet peeve is if I travel with you, do not guard me.

[Crash]

Yeah, I get, I feel it.

[Pat]

Go out and guard somebody new. Like get a new experience and like that. Especially if you know I'm trying to go crazy. Like don't guard me, you, you weird ass.

[Crash]

That was happening, happened to us a lot when we were kind of on our, our open gym runs.

[Pat]

But that was racist though. We, we know why they wanted us.

[Crash]

No, that was crazy.

[Pat]

We were.

[Crash]

Hey, there was a point in time where me and Pat were hooping. We're legit putting in like three hours a day, hooping like every day. And we're at the same gym.

[Pat]

Most people that know basketball know this. No matter what your situation is, skill wise, if you shoot every day going to start dropping.

[Crash]

Especially at the same gym at the same cuz you know there's some people that have like you, you, you see those people in pickup right at the gym, right? They're only good here.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Crash]

You take them to any other gym, any other setting, they're trash. And sometimes you'll pick them based on who they are at the lifetime.

[Pat]

Maybe, maybe even what rim they going to like. I didn't seen a dude, he turned into Steph Curry. It's like a rim that's nine and a half feet in the hood. Boy, he could shoot on that mother that good over here.

[Crash]

No. Or even the sides of the, the, the rims. Because you know, there's always one bad hoop and then the guy is always talking about, nah, we got. We're going this way, right?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

And then he ends up losing a game. But he. Steph Curry on one side of the court.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

And then he comes back on the court on another team or on going the other way, broke his head. It's like, bro, what happened to you?

[Pat]

No, my pet peeve is I. I treat somebody like a shooter because I'm like, like, I like the run point. I like to get people involved. Like, oh, shoot that. And they go over 10, make it put off the court and come back on like a prime claim. Thompson, the LeBron effect. Like, what the.

[Crash]

The LeBron of yours. Every. Every shooter to be going to the Lakers, they said you never know how.

[Pat]

To shoot that pressure. Not call. Anytime somebody do that, I call them out, bro. Especially if you go to a All white team. I know what that was. You want to shoot for the black man.

[Crash]

Oh, I was thinking about something. Oh, do you remember when YouTube song covers used to be like a thing? Like, it was like the thing to watch on YouTube, right. Like, what was the other. There was a guy named, like, William something.

[Pat]

William S. Yeah.

[Crash]

Alex something.

[Pat]

Alex Iono. Yeah. Yeah, that's who. Puka. What's his name? The receiver. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Crash]

He's dating.

[Pat]

Not anymore. You're not dating?

[Crash]

No. No more?

[Pat]

No. He got. Took a DNA test. It's real weird. Oh, really? Yeah.

[Crash]

Oh, that's what you're talking about?

[Pat]

It's crazy. From some of the blogs I've seen, which I don't know is true, like, she did them real, real dirty and stuff like that, so.

[Crash]

But that was like a. I feel like that was the golden age of like YouTube in a sense, because it's like a chill thing to watch. And it was always, like, when music came out, it was always dope to see the different covers that came out of them. I feel like people still do covers now. Yeah, but it's not nearly as popular. People were getting, like, signed because they were doing covers.

[Pat]

I'm pretty sure they got signed. Yeah, like, I mean, it's. I still think covers is the way to go if you're an artist.

[Crash]

I mean, Justin Bieber did cover.

[Pat]

No, it was Ellie Banky. She just did the. Yeah, she Redid Dive by Ed Sheeran.

[Crash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

And she went viral. And then now, like, her. I mean, she was already like a good vocalist and stuff like that. But now, you know, that is being streamed on Spotify, so is There other songs. So I still feel like that's the way to get.

[Crash]

Yeah, I think, I think the covers have moved away from YouTube to like tick tock now.

[Pat]

Yeah. I mean, shit, every. Everywhere TikTok think about like being an artist and like, like if I was an artist and I had a big catalog, I would just go keep going through my music and be like, how can a trend start off like this? Like that. Like Ian's song right now was trending. Yeah, better keep at it, buddy. Like that's trending right now and it's trending. Obviously it was trending when he did the. The freestyle and then he kind of turned into a song which helped the trend. But like now it's made his way into like a dance or people are dancing with matches and doing that little dance dance. And the dude who create kind of created that dance, started jumping on a train and just the song keeps going over and over. Just like the Jet2 holiday thing.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Like, bro, if I was an artist, all I'd be trying to do like.

[Crash]

This tick tock song.

[Pat]

Somebody make a dance out of my song, bro. I'm bro.

[Crash]

But I feel like some people make try to make songs like that and it's not obviously. I feel like when you make a song with the intent of it being a tick tock dance or something, it never really like pans out.

[Pat]

No, there's no. The longevity.

[Crash]

Yeah, that. But because there's old songs that kind of become tick tock trends, it'd be like a old Ja Rule song or even this Nicki Minaj song that's kind of been trending now. It's an older song when people are doing like the heels balancing on the bottle challenge.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Crash]

That's start to trend. So I don't know. It's Internet is in a interesting place, I would say.

[Pat]

The one thing I know is just like obviously it's definitely a copycat league. Like there's some stuff like if we saw a podcast do certain things, things you can copy it, but it's better to be original and kind of like the Internet. I feel like the Internet works in like this train thing.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Always feel like wherever you are, you're planted.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And the Internet train leaves and it comes back and it checks on you. And only way you can like get popular is like consistency. Like, damn, every time we pull up on you, you got some shit. Because I feel like people be giving up. Like, damn, the Internet train left. Like, nah, you got about like 30 days to think of something new.

[Crash]

Jake. Paul versus was Gervonta Davis, November 14th in Atlanta, Georgia.

[Pat]

I was at a barbershop. It's funny. Yeah, I've been going to a Hispanic to get my hair cut, shout out to Zomb, Puerto Rican. But I went. Had to, you know, had an emergency haircut, and I had to go to a black barbershop. And it's just funny. Immediately, boxing was brought up. I was like, it brought all the feels back. He ducking, he ducking. The old dude was like, he ducking. I swear to God, he duck it. Roach need the rematch. And I'm like, yeah, I'm at a real old barbershop right now.

[Crash]

I saw, like, a whole bunch of boxing purists and people saying, oh, this is not boxing, and this and that. I think people keep saying what they would have done without with. It's easy to say, I would not have taken that money when that money is not presented to you and there's no chance of that money ever be presented.

[Pat]

Yeah, I don't even.

[Crash]

So it's like one of those things where it's like. Like, you can't say, I wouldn't take $30 million to fight someone who I'm confident that I can beat, because the roads. I think the worst thing right now with the Gervonta situation is because he had the. The. What do you call it? The draw with Lamont Roach. Everybody wants to see that rematch right away, and I don't think this stops the rematch from happening. I think what could happen is Lamont Rose take another fight and then he lose. And now that Javante fight is not as appealing.

[Pat]

But Javante deserves that. That, though.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

That's part of being a champion and not taking down the champion. Like, regardless of what Lamont Roach did, he fought a great fight. Yeah, but, like, when you draw with the champion, the champion is still the champion and still the higher name. So that's technically a loss if you. If you drew because you didn't win the belt. So that means, like, I feel like Javante, he gets to move how he wants. I would make Roach fight somebody else. Like, go prove, because nobody likes it. Do you ever know a dude that can guard you very well?

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

You know what I mean? Like, but that's all he can do because he can just guard you very well because his attributes match up well with yours, and that could be the case. So maybe Javante, like, go fight another.

[Crash]

And his top fighter, and it's for life changing money. Like, 30 million. What? What's reported? Like, 30 million. And everybody talks about legacy and legacy and I was just talking to one of my boxing coaches about this is that no matter how good you are in boxing, everyone, everybody can't be the greatest ever. Everybody can't be a champion. It's only a select number. So if you have opportunities to make the life changing money. Because when you're 60 years old and brain damage and you said, oh, but he was a tough fighter and this and that. You can't eat off of being a tough fighter. You can't feed your family off of being like, oh, but at least he's broken in the streets and stuff like that. But at least he was a tough fighter. He went out on his shield or he, he did these. I was watching these amateur fights this weekend. It was like, like some of these, I feel like some of these kids that some of these coaches weren't throwing in the towel quick enough. Right? I was like, why is. What's the point? It's already two rounds. He begin his ass beat for. It's a three round fight and begin his ass beat for two and a half rounds. Throw in the towel and something. It's just like sometimes, like sometimes you don't cry. Gets into life.

[Pat]

Life is about survival.

[Crash]

Yeah.

[Pat]

It's about like getting to like the next thing and making sure like a lot of people like to crash out when they back against the wall. That's why they like my back against the wall. Everybody said, I'm lost, put the nigga back in front of me. Instead of thinking like, what's the next best move for me, this is the same people that pressure like NBA stars to get back in there early. Like, you get mad at Joel Embiid for taking a year off, but if you go out there that year and then his career ends there and he can't hoop anymore, in 10 years you're going to be in a debate like, man, Joel Embiid didn't do enough to get in the hall of Fame.

[Crash]

He just like, it was like, and I risk. You risk all these opportunities and miss these bags because you want to, to prove people wrong. And it's like in boxing is one of those things too. Is like it's a never. It's not like basketball. It's like one of those goals is like, what is my end goal? You know, it's like one of those sports, basketball too. Age plays a difference as you get older. But with boxing it's like, if I'm the champion or you want an NBA championship, what is my end goal? Is it to win more belts? I can't win more belts. I just got to defend this belt against the toughest competition. Let me take this 30 million dollar bag and fight this kid that I think I can be. And for the fight. I don't for the fight. Honestly, to me, I think that the fight's gonna be a boring fight. I think if it's a 10 round fight, first of all, it's exhibition. So I think I know Gervonta is not gonna let Jake Paul wear 10 ounce gloves. So I feel like it's gonna be like a Jake Paul, you wear 14, and Javonte wear 10 ounce gloves. Like, they all kind of move up in the glove size. And I think it's just gonna move around for like five rounds and Jake Paul's not gonna be touching them.

[Pat]

Yeah. And then I. I think I. I like. I like the fact that Gervonta is taking a fight and getting money because it also teaches people a lesson because you already bully him into fighting the next person. Imagine people bully you into doing something, right? They're like, I'm like, dog, you. You gotta get. You gotta get black rims, bro. You gotta get black rims on your car. And then as soon as you pull back up, I'm like, bro, you seen this trend on the Internet. You gotta get red rims, bro. You got to get rid. And then there's people gonna keep. Keep moving the goal post. It's like as soon as he gets. If he go in and beat roach, as soon that interview after not even 30 minutes after he stopped Roach, and let's say he stopped roaching the seventh round and kind of like put away with all this stuff. That interview after, they'll be like, yo, what do you think about boxing, Shakur? Are you gonna keep ducking? It's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Y' all just said I was ducking. I turned down 8 million for Y'. All. Y' all not with me.

[Crash]

It's gonna be dark ducking no matter what. Like everybody, these fighters, no, everybody's good enough to beat each other. First of all, like, on any given day, on any given day, though, any fighter can win. Like, it's just like you go into sparring. Some days you have good days, some days you have bad days. With boxing is like, one of those things is. That's why the grace of the greats is because they have to. They're so great that they showed up at that, like, game seven. They showed up and they won.

[Pat]

Those are those more gritty Sports are usually like that because football's like that.

[Crash]

Football's like that because you only get so many chances to play somebody.

[Pat]

Basketball is kind of like. It's too much of, like, the. The best. The best person is going to win. The best team is going to win eventually. Even if they get off to a slow start, they still got a chance sometimes. Like, I love those sports. Or just like, on this night alone, only this could happen.

[Crash]

This can happen.

[Pat]

That's like fighting football.

[Crash]

And I think that's what makes it more. More exciting in a sense. Like, obviously, I think basketball is exciting, but obviously, if you're playing a game of seven and it's a 4, 0 sweep, it's like, okay, that was something. But, yeah, in one, one chance sports, like, one game determines this thing. Anything can happen.

[Pat]

Like, game sevens are so crazy.

[Jamaican Caller]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, damn. It's one game after. After everything I've been through, that's why I hate you. Ever been up like 50 in games on somebody and they're just like, all right, whoever win this last one won the whole day. It's just like, yeah, you kind of want to turn it down. Yeah, it's like, oh, you don't think you can win, bro? Bro, like, no, I think I could bet. Let's do it then. You lose other game.

[Crash]

That was me, though. I'm not gonna lie. If I got beat that many times in one on one and. And I win the last game, I'm gonna let you. I'm like, who. Who won last, though, man? That's my thing. Who won last? I don't care how many times you beat me in one on one, but who won last? Like, that's what. That's all I care about.

[Pat]

I have an older cousin who was good at mad. I'm talking about, like, one of the best players at mad. He knew, you know, back in the day, like, those games used to kind of sometimes have cheat codes. Like, this play just automatically works. There's nothing you can do about it. There was no patching back then as y' all got so, like, he was so good at the game, and it was. Nobody in the family could ever beat him, so. And he would rarely play people. And then one time I played him and I won. He was like, tired. I won. I. I still haven't played him in mad. That's like 13 years ago. He'd still be online like, yo, bro, that man. I'm like, nah, bro. Can't even do it, bro. I used to bust your ass. Hell no. What happened Last time. Yeah. Yeah.

[Crash]

All the same way. Anyway, that's been the episode again. Merch. Thank y' all for being patient. We going to get that merch to y' all and then before we release any other merch, we're going to make.

[Pat]

Sure like your pops used to. Yeah. Appreciate y'. All. Hey, follow us on Twitch.

[Crash]

Oh yeah, Twitch.

[Pat]

We got. We. We going to start doing like week games. Obviously we're gonna try to be consistent and be on there like at least I say five to six days a week.

[Crash]

Patreon, we've been going live at least once a week.

[Pat]

Yep. YouTube. If you. If you're on YouTube and you don't want to leave this app for some reason, then we're also sometimes go live on YouTube but where you can see everything and make sure that you're updated even if you don't like the extra content. In Patreon, we notify people every time we go live on twitch. Live on YouTube and obviously you'll already be there with your notifications on if we start a chat or we got live video. So get into our Patreon. Get into our Discord so you don't miss out on things. It'll be a night. Sometimes we'll open up the chat in Discord and actually talk to people. Multiple people at a time. Just some chill stuff. Not even listen callers. So, you know, let us know.

[Crash]

Oh, last thing. If we're going to do another dating show. So join the discord. If you're a woman and you want to be a consent a contestant. We. We're trying to do like we've been trying to find somebody in person like we've been doing. But if you're comfortable on camera or doing like a zoom type of thing situation and being on the pod, let us know and we can do the dating show that way with our a listener. Our woman callers. Our female callers who want to be on the dating show.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah. Just let us know. But we definitely looking for somebody in person. Preferably.

[Crash]

Yeah, preferably. If you're in Milwaukee.

[Pat]

If you're in Milwaukee, Chicago. Like we'll take care of the. The driving expenses. Like we'll get you some gas money, a meal. Not a meal back though. That's a little bit too much. Not just playing. But we'll take care of you. Yeah, if you a little bit away. But if you more than three hours, then it's definitely virtual. We not know show you need to be traveling.

[Crash]

That would be tricking at that point.

[Pat]

Gotta get you a hotel and everything.

[Crash]

Anyway, thank you guys for listening to the pod and see y' all next week. Peace.