Podcast Summary: Cuerpos Especiales | Con Kira Miró, Fernando Gil y Raúl Tejón

Date: January 7, 2026
Hosts: Eva Soriano, Nacho García, Lalachús
Main Guests: Kira Miró, Fernando Gil, Raúl Tejón (elenco de “Machos Alfa”)

Overview

This lively, comedic morning show on Europa FM ushers in 2026 with anecdotes, friendly banter, games, and interviews. The episode orbits around three pillars: post-holiday catch-up and humor, dynamic interviews (highlighting the cast of “Machos Alfa”), and interactive segments with listeners. A running thread is Eva’s obsession with Tailandia (Thailand), repeated with gleeful self-awareness. There’s also irreverent discussion of masculinity, pop culture, small-town life, and more, keeping the show energetic and fast-paced.

Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Banter, Holidays & Tailandia Anecdotes

• From the get-go, Eva and Nacho riff on global time zones, holiday routines, and Eva’s trip to Thailand, drawing comic comparisons (“La Canaria es del sudeste asiático” – 00:29).

• Eva jokes about international relations:

  “Lo majo que son los tailandeses y lo bordes que son los chinos. Ya lo he dicho.” (01:08)
  She analogizes Tailandia/China relations to France/Spain, suggesting national personalities clash out of “eclipsing” one another’s charms.

• Playful proposals for international diplomacy via beauty salons and lighter takes on world peace:

  “Todos los conflictos bélicos, a poco que hables un rato tranquila en una peluquería, se puede solucionar.” – Eva Soriano (02:33)

• Humorous wrap to holiday recaps: Nacho claims the child in the family he likes most is “el que más lejos esté” – the further, the fonder (03:40).

2. Weather, Everyday Observations, and Teams

• Spain is caught in a deep freeze; they joke about men in shorts in winter (“Rodillas indestructibles”), the phenomenon of après-ski, and Eva’s tepid relationship with winter sports:

  “Me gusta la nieve, pero me gusta el ambiente de nieve. Me gusta la nevadita.” – Eva Soriano (08:17)

3. News & Science Oddities

• Quirky news: US returns ancient Thai statues; palomas (pigeons) remember human faces, launching an impromptu “concurso de imitar palomas” (11:00–14:40).
• Interactive science tidbit:

  “Las palomas reconocen rostros humanos individuales y no se olvidan de ti.” – Alba Cordero (11:30)

• Slapstick sound “showdown” with various pigeon impressions.

4. Three Guests: Kira Miró, Fernando Gil & Raúl Tejón (Machos Alfa) [75:50+]

Interview Segments:

• Introduction: The trio brings humor and insight about their Netflix series “Machos Alfa,” focusing on the ongoing “deconstruction” (and partial reconstruction) of masculinity.

• Season 4 Recap: Each actor recaps where their character left off:

  • Fernando: Post-wedding confusion and comedic mishaps

    “Acabé casado y recibiendo una buena felatio de un señor que no tenía que estar.” – Fernando Gil (76:54)

  • Kira: Engagement with a woman that ends poorly
  • Raúl: Fatherhood, co-parenting, and rediscovering life via social media and dating

• Portrayal of Masculinity: The cast discusses observing real-life “machos alfa” in gyms and everyday situations, lampooning social media “gurús”:

  “Mi frase favorita es ‘ni machista ni feminista, femenina’.” – Raúl Tejón (80:00)

• Campamento scene: They laugh about “campamentos de masculinidad,” dreading early burpees, strict diets, and loud coaching.

• Flat-sharing question: If the three lived together in a shared house, who’d be the party planner, the clean-freak, or the laid-back plant (“poto”).

  “Yo con la limpieza tengo un tema y con el jaleo en general. Yo no podría estar en casa de estos cuatro imbéciles.” – Raúl Tejón (81:22)

• Other Projects:

  • Fernando shares about a new drama film, learning to act in a wheelchair – “Fue un reto… preparándome con la silla de ruedas… tenía que subir escaleras, bajar, hacer persecuciones, jugar al frontón…” (84:06)
  • Raúl describes juggling drama and comedy roles on the same day.
  • Kira shares an upcoming film with Salva Reina where her character unexpectedly parents three children.

• Comedy at Home: Fernando talks about comic duo with his daughter, “Magic Mudita y Toronbolo Charlatán” (88:24).

• Macho Alfa “Rating” Game (89:20+):

  • The group rates audio clips of supposed “machos alfa,” scoring a notorious pick-up “guru” as “menos cero” and admiring Constantino Romero’s iconic “Mufasa” (but noting the outdated worldview).

5. Segmentation: Pueblos Especiales & Listener Interaction

• Resident-of-the-week Carmela describes her village Yátova, its culinary delights (rinrán, “arroz negro”), and festive customs (clavarios) (23:10–26:28), then defends it admirably:

  “Giatoba es un pueblo valenciano con tanta identidad, con tanto corazón, tanta historia…” (26:44)

• Coincidence: Carmela wins both the listener contest “Pilla la cita y gana la guita” and defends her pueblo.

6. Recurring Humor & Running Gags

• Eva is repeatedly reined in for weaving Thailand into every topic. Nacho challenges her not to utter “Tailandia” after today (107:08).

  “Hoy no voy a decir más Tailandia, pero mañana… nadie sabe lo que puede pasar.” – Eva Soriano (107:45)

• Sassy roasting of pop culture stories:

  • The Maria Pombo speeding scandal, famous “break-ups” (Los Javis), and the new real estate venture “Perra Exclusive.”
  • Nacho satirizes celebrity excess and absurd Spanish idiosyncrasies.

7. Listener-Driven Segments & Games

• Imitation contests (pigeons, turtles), social commentary (the man who becomes a goat), and music/concert wishlists for 2026.

• Advice Section (Ana Morgade):

  • Satirical “new year, new you” suggestions: Burn your resolutions, return all holiday gifts for rebates, and never stop laughing.

    “Vive con la ambición de una bolsa del Mercadona y el 2026 va a ir solito. Propósito cero.” – Ana Morgade (72:18)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• Eva on international relations (with tongue-in-cheek self-importance):

  “Todos los conflictos bélicos... en una peluquería se puede solucionar.” (02:33)

• Nacho on family gatherings:

  “¿Que me cae mejor? El que más lejos esté.” (03:40)

• A send-up of post-breakup harmony (re: Los Javis):

  “Ni el brunch con Putin y Zelensky tenía tanta tensión…” – Nacho (52:10)

• Guest honesty, Fernando Gil on his character’s dramatic wedding:

  “Acabé casado y recibiendo una buena felatio de un señor que no tenía que estar.” (76:54)

• Absurdist advice from Ana Morgade:

  “Vive con la ambición de una bolsa del Mercadona y el 2026 va a ir solito.” (72:18)

• On weird career choices:

  “La auténtica conclusión es que los hombres haremos cualquier cosa menos ir a terapia.” – Nacho (46:59)

• Eva, running joke on Thailand:

  “Es que no te puedes creer lo guay que es Tailandia.” (34:21)
  “Hoy no voy a decir más Tailandia, pero... mañana nadie sabe lo que puede pasar.” (107:45)

Key Timestamps

• 00:01–09:00: Intro banter, holidays, Thailand stories
• 10:45–14:40: Science news & “paloma” imitation contest
• 15:37–22:13: Eva, Nacho interview “paje real” (Royal Page) about the Reyes Magos
• 23:04–27:52: “Pueblos Especiales” with Carmela from Yátova
• 33:43–36:01: Deep dive: returned Thai statues, more tales from Thailand
• 40:46–47:32: Jorge/Georgia’s story: the man who lived as a goat
• 48:02–55:41: Celebrity gossip, pop culture news
• 56:32–61:40: “Pilla la cita y gana la guita” contest with Carmela
• 75:50–92:22: Main guest segment – Kira Miró, Fernando Gil, Raúl Tejón (“Machos Alfa”)
• 94:51–104:00: Listener Q&A, music and concert section, playful wraps

Tone and Language

• Conversational, irreverent, witty; heavy on tongue-in-cheek, pop-culture references, and running personal gags (especially Eva’s “Tailandia” arc).
• The guests and hosts play off each other naturally, teasing, self-deprecating, and quick to improvise humor from any topic or slip.
• Listener participation is woven in organically, fostering a highly interactive, communal radio “party” feel.

Conclusion

This episode of “Cuerpos Especiales” is a feast of comedy, commentary, and community, blending sharp pop-culture takes with friendly absurdity. The interview with the “Machos Alfa” cast provides real insight behind the laughs, and Eva’s Tailandia stories serve as a thread binding the show’s chaotic energy. If you missed it live, this summary captures the fast, funny, and feel-good spirit that powers the world of Europa FM’s morning crew.