Cleo Invented Halloween

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – Episode: Cleo Invented Halloween
Host: Bretman Rock
Release Date: October 31, 2024

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1. Birthday Celebrations and Introduction

The episode kicks off with Bret Rock extending heartfelt birthday wishes to his niece, Cleo Amora, marking her eighth birthday. The cheerful greetings set a warm and familial tone for the episode.

• [00:01] Bretman Rock: "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Cleo."
• [00:36] Cleo Amora: "Yes."

2. Cleo's Birthday Plans and Recent Adventures

Bret and Cleo delve into Cleo’s birthday plans and her recent trip to California. Cleo shares her excitement about celebrating at her dad's house and recounts her experiences at Disneyland and Universal Studios.

• [00:36] Cleo Amora: "I'm going to my dad's house."
• [00:48] Cleo Amora: "I went on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride."
• [00:59] Cleo Amora: "I went on soaring."

3. Halloween Costumes Through the Years

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to reminiscing about the Halloween costumes Cleo and Bret have worn over the years. They rate each costume from Cleo’s perspective, providing entertaining anecdotes and insights into their creative processes.

a. Moana (2017)

• [15:13] Cleo Amora: "I would rate it as five out of ten."

Bret recalls their first Halloween costume where both dressed as characters from "Moana." Cleo, being a baby then, has a modest rating but acknowledges the fun.

b. Lilo and Stitch (2018)

• [17:32] Cleo Amora: "It's really cute, so I'm gonna give it ten out of eight." (Later corrected to eight out of ten)

Their second costume featured characters from "Lilo and Stitch." Cleo praises the look, especially admiring the messy hairstyle Bret styled for her.

c. SpongeBob and Patrick (2019)

• [21:02] Cleo Amora: "10 out of 10."

For her third birthday, they donned SpongeBob and Patrick costumes. Despite the last-minute rush and Cleo's initial reluctance, the costume became one of their most iconic.

d. Frozen (2020)

• [23:43] Cleo Amora: "Four out of ten."

As Cleo grew older, their costumes evolved to characters from "Frozen." Cleo rated this costume lower due to dissatisfaction with her hairstyle, despite Bret's enthusiasm.

e. Nosuke and Nezuko (2021)

• [24:52] Cleo Amora: "10 out of 10."

For her fifth birthday, they chose characters from "Nosuke and Nezuko." Cleo loved the dress pattern, making it a favorite.

f. The Wizard of Oz (2022)

• [26:12] Cleo Amora: "Nine out of ten."

Their sixth costume was inspired by "The Wizard of Oz," where Bret portrayed multi-faceted characters. Cleo appreciated the effort despite minor critiques.

g. Jasmine and Aladdin (2023)

• [28:48] Cleo Amora: "One out of ten."

Their seventh costume ventured into "Aladdin," with Cleo not fond of her genie portrayal, rating it the lowest due to discomfort with the floating ears design.

h. Chucky and Tiffany (2024)

• [30:33] Cleo Amora: "Nine out of ten."

Current costumes feature Cleo as Chucky and Bret as Tiffany. Cleo praised the look but noted the absence of blood effects due to studio constraints.

• [30:35] Cleo Amora: "Nine out of ten because I don't know why my sword is not bloody."

4. Family Dynamics and Sibling Relationships

Bret and Cleo discuss family interactions, focusing on Cleo’s role as a big sister. They emphasize the importance of resolving conflicts amicably.

• [05:55] Cleo Amora: "Advice to give my brothers. If they would fight, I will tell them not to, because this is family, and family doesn't fight."

Bret shares personal stories about past family disputes, highlighting how Cleo’s presence as a big sister could have alleviated tensions.

• [06:25] Cleo Amora: "No."

The conversation delves into Cleo’s interactions with her brother Ezekiel, revealing playful conflicts and the strategies they employ to maintain harmony.

5. Creative Segment: Product of the Day

At the episode's midpoint, Bret introduces the "Product of the Day" segment, where both he and Cleo share their favorite products.

• [40:09] Bretman Rock: "My product of the day is my favorite hairspray in the world. It is the color Awesome Style on Steroids."

• [40:56] Cleo Amora: "I got this spray. It's called Sol de Janeiro."

Cleo highlights her preference for the Sol de Janeiro body mist, appreciating its scent and brand aesthetics.

6. School and Future Aspirations

The duo touches on Cleo’s school life, particularly her involvement in the volleyball team and academic pursuits in science history.

• [32:03] Bretman Rock: "Would you want to be a scientist one day?"
• [32:57] Cleo Amora: "I want to be a volleyball coach."

Cleo shares her dream of becoming a volleyball coach, reflecting her passion for sports over traditional scientific careers.

7. Scary Movies and Halloween Traditions

In line with the episode’s Halloween theme, Bret and Cleo exchange opinions on scary movies. Bret expresses his fondness for "Chucky" and "Saw," while Cleo discusses her fears and preferences.

• [34:58] Cleo Amora: "If I see that, I would do this one, period."

8. Interactive Q&A

Cleo takes the lead in asking Bret a series of playful and imaginative questions about hypothetical scenarios involving skeletons, ghosts, and pranks, showcasing their light-hearted rapport.

• [36:54] Cleo Amora: "If uncle Justice was a skeleton, will you still like him?"
• [38:04] Bretman Rock: "We would probably hunt together."

These interactions highlight their creative dynamics and the fun they have while discussing fantastical elements.

9. Final Messages and Closing Remarks

As the episode concludes, Cleo leaves a simple yet poignant message for her future self, and Bret encourages listeners to leave birthday wishes and Halloween suggestions.

• [33:39] Cleo Amora: "Thank you."
• [40:05] Cleo Amora: "Sol de Janeiro, period."

Bret promotes social media engagement, urging listeners to follow and rate the podcast across various platforms.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bretman Rock: "Your mom used to fight a lot when we were kids. We needed a big sister, Cleo, like you, to tell us to stop fighting."
  [06:20]

• Cleo Amora: "I get to pick. She doesn't have a choice."
  [42:09]

• Bretman Rock: "Glinda, you're Elphaba. Because guess who gets to pick next year?"
  [27:50]

• Cleo Amora: "It's because it's sleigh."
  [41:58]

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Conclusion

In "Cleo Invented Halloween," Bretman Rock provides an endearing and entertaining look into his niece Cleo Amora’s journey through her eight Halloween seasons. From playful banter about costumes to heartfelt discussions on family and aspirations, the episode exudes warmth, humor, and genuine familial love. Cleo's insightful ratings and amusing interactions add a delightful dynamic, making this episode a memorable celebration of family traditions and personal growth.

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This summary captures the essence and key moments of the "Cleo Invented Halloween" episode, providing listeners with a comprehensive overview of the engaging conversations between Bretman Rock and Cleo Amora.

Transcript

[Bretman Rock]

The following podcast is a Dear Media Production Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday clerk. Happy birthday, Cleo.

[Cleo Amora]

Thank you.

[Bretman Rock]

Today or when this video goes out, is going to be your eighth birthday. Are you excited?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you have anything planned for your birthday this year?

[Cleo Amora]

I'm going to my dad's house.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, you're going to your dad's house. Did you go to California yet?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

How was it?

[Cleo Amora]

Good.

[Bretman Rock]

What did you in California?

[Cleo Amora]

I went on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride.

[Bretman Rock]

You went on the Guardians of Galaxy? Is that in Disneyland or is that in Universal?

[Cleo Amora]

You remember Disneyland?

[Bretman Rock]

What else did you do in Disneyland?

[Cleo Amora]

I went on soaring.

[Bretman Rock]

Soaring. Flying. Cleo, would you like to tell them what costumes we're wearing?

[Cleo Amora]

Today I'm wearing Chucky.

[Bretman Rock]

And today I am the bride of Chucky. Ms. Tiffany. Tiffany. Yeah. I didn't even know she had a name. I thought she was just the bride of Chucky because of the movie. So we watched Chucky earlier today.

[Cleo Amora]

I'm not talking about that one.

[Bretman Rock]

She told me to turn it off after 15 minutes because she got spooked. I thought you were a spooky baby.

[Cleo Amora]

Ezekiel's.

[Bretman Rock]

Ezekiel. You. No, I love that you and Ezekiel loves like scary movies. And your mom hates scary movies.

[Cleo Amora]

Only if it's on videos.

[Bretman Rock]

He would watch it like YouTube videos.

[Cleo Amora]

When I. When I was on my iPad, when I kicked. When I came home, I saw scary things.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, she spa. Spooky. Ooky things. Cleo, I want to ask you, what is your favorite Halloween movie or scary movie?

[Cleo Amora]

Nightmare Before Christmas.

[Bretman Rock]

Nightmare before Quiz. Moist. Wait, what is that? I'll be home for Christmas. Are you ready for Christmas season? Because after your birthday, girl, it's going to be Thanksgiving and then Christmas and then it's a new year again. Are you ready?

[Cleo Amora]

Period.

[Bretman Rock]

Are you going trick or treating this year? Clayer.

[Cleo Amora]

Yarsh.

[Bretman Rock]

Yarsh. What is your favorite trick or treating candy?

[Cleo Amora]

Skittles.

[Bretman Rock]

Skittles. What is your favorite Skittle color and why purple?

[Cleo Amora]

Because it's my favorite color.

[Bretman Rock]

Purple. My favorite Skittle is the orange or the red one. And that is also my favorite Starburst. Cleo, what is your 8th birthday wish this year? It's your 8th birthday. You can have anything you want in the world. I already texted you what you wanted for Christmas. I mean for your birthday. And you already told me. But would you like to tell them? If you had a million dollars, what would you buy?

[Cleo Amora]

I wouldn't buy anything. I would Give it to my mom.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, well, your mom's not here right now. What if your mom was like, I don't want the million dollars, Cleo. Like, spend it on your own. What would you get?

[Cleo Amora]

I would get a new laptop.

[Bretman Rock]

A new laptop, Period. What did you do this week?

[Cleo Amora]

Hang out with my mom.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah. You had fall break.

[Cleo Amora]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

What did you guys do for your fall break?

[Cleo Amora]

We went to Disneyland.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, that's all you did?

[Cleo Amora]

We went to Universal too.

[Bretman Rock]

And then what did you do with your mom because you were home for a bit?

[Cleo Amora]

I hanged out with her.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Okay, Cleo, since that's what you did this week, I'm going to read everybody the tea. Do you know what the tea is?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Me reading from my diary. And I'm going to be reading entry that I had earlier this week. This is what I did this week. Oh, my God. This freaking girl. My wig is not wigging right now. Hold on. I have like flyaways everywhere. Okay. All right. Reading my journal entry 10, 14, 24. It's 9am in the morning. I got my 30 minute chakra cleansing music going on. Dogs are walk, chickens are fed and on the clock. Wait, chickens? No, no, no. I said I put dogs are walk, chickens on cluck. And I have a cutesy day ahead of me. I slept so early last night and I Woke up at 2am because my man was playing his games while I was in the attic. We honestly don't got much going on today, so maybe I can convince him to go plant shopping today and pick up a couple things. I'll probably try to do a little bit of workout today and probably a little bit of arm workout. Carla had a massive diarrhea pile this morning, so I had to take care of that. And I've also tried Ms. K's lavender latte recipe and it was bomb.com. that's what I did this weekend. I went plant shopping and then you called me and then you were like, oh, what are we going to do for Halloween this year? And then you had this idea for the both of us and then you had another idea for the family. Since that video, since that picture is going to go up. What was your second idea for the family?

[Cleo Amora]

What do you mean?

[Bretman Rock]

Your first idea? The inside out one.

[Cleo Amora]

I wanted to be envy.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, she wanted to be envy. So for our family this year we're going to be doing inside out. And Clay and I are doing obviously Chucky and Tiffany. So when your mom comes here, she usually does a segment called Fertility where she gives advice to people who are mothers, Obviously you're not a mother, but you are a big sister.

[Cleo Amora]

Yep.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you have any advice for anybody out there who has little siblings or is a big sibling themselves?

[Cleo Amora]

Advice to give my brothers. If they would fight, I will tell them not to, because this is family, and family doesn't fight. So I would say to talk it out and give hug to each other and say sorry and please don't do it ever again, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Cleo, did you know me and your mom used to fight a lot when we were kids?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

We needed a big sister, Cleo, like you to tell us to stop fighting, to talk it out, because family don't fight. But we didn't have a Cleo. If we had an older sister, Cleo, like you, your sister and I would. I mean, your mom and I would not have fought at all. So that's what we needed all along. A big sister.

[Cleo Amora]

Doesn't matter what gender.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. It could be a big brother. That's true. That's true. Cleo, do you and Ezekiel fight? Because I know you guys do.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

But I heard the last time you guys fought, you. You started it.

[Cleo Amora]

What do you mean?

[Bretman Rock]

Because Ezekiel came crying to me, and she was like, cleo hit me because I don't hit her anymore. Yes. Your brother was like, cleo hit me. Cleo, I don't even hit you anymore.

[Cleo Amora]

He still does.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, well, I had to.

[Cleo Amora]

I told him not to play a scary game, and he hit me.

[Bretman Rock]

What was the scary game that he hit you?

[Cleo Amora]

I played Invade. And it wasn't that scary. He said it was scary from him.

[Bretman Rock]

Were you sharing with E?

[Cleo Amora]

He was on my phone, and I told him not to play it.

[Bretman Rock]

So do you hit E?

[Cleo Amora]

Ezekiel did.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Period. And what do you do when. Ezekiel, what do you do when you and E tussle? What do you do?

[Cleo Amora]

I would tell mommy, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Maybe that is your advice. Tell your mom. Okay. Be like, if your siblings don't want to talk it up, tell your mother.

[Cleo Amora]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you like being a big sister? You can be honest. Like, you can say, no, I hate kids.

[Cleo Amora]

Kinda.

[Bretman Rock]

You kinda like being a big sister?

[Cleo Amora]

I do. But I kinda don't like it because I don't like when, like, they fight or, like, they just are too loud.

[Bretman Rock]

You miss the quietness?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you like having little brothers or little sisters more? Because you're gonna have another little sister soon.

[Cleo Amora]

I would say little brother.

[Bretman Rock]

You like little brothers more?

[Cleo Amora]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

You like Tofi and E. Except for E. He's too.

[Cleo Amora]

He's too Big now.

[Bretman Rock]

Except for E, period. No, E is sometimes E. I get it. E has his moments. Do you have any?

[Cleo Amora]

He's so liable. Costco.

[Bretman Rock]

He's so liable. I heard that you watch E's episode and that you were saying that he was lying about not liking Costco. Would you. Would you like to set the record straight?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes. When he. When my mom goes to Costco, he always ask to go.

[Bretman Rock]

Did he go last week with you guys or. No, you were. You were in LA last week. When was the last time you went to Costco?

[Cleo Amora]

One year ago. I never liked Costco. I only like their freezers.

[Bretman Rock]

Costco hater.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes. I want Takis, please.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. She said, I don't hate Costco. They have Takis. Can you say Takis, Sponsor me.

[Cleo Amora]

Takis. Sponsor me.

[Bretman Rock]

Y'all heard her. Takis. Sponsor her. Okay, Cleo, we're gonna do a little bit of an activity. We're gonna rate our past Halloween costumes.

[Cleo Amora]

Okay?

[Bretman Rock]

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[Bretman Rock]

All right, y'all. And we are back. Cleo, we are gonna go through our Halloween looks that we've done throughout the whole time that you've been alive. Okay, so this is our eighth costume. You're gonna rate them from 1 to 10. I'm gonna show you the costumes and then you're going to say 1 to 10 from your favorite to the Least. And if you have questions or if you have stories that you want to share, you can share it.

[Cleo Amora]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, so we're going to start with the first one. What? Do you remember our first costume ever?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

How we were Moana. Moana. I'm not sure if you guys can see that, but we have it right here. We were moana in 20. How old were. What year was Moana? What year were you born, Cleo?

[Cleo Amora]

2016.

[Bretman Rock]

So 2017. We did Moana for Halloween. Do you remember this at all?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

You don't remember? Well, you were one, so I don't read. I don't really think you're gonna remember, but you were baby Moana, and I was adult Moana. Did you know that we are a meme?

[Cleo Amora]

What?

[Bretman Rock]

Well, on every Filipino history month or, like, every. Like, every time we're doing, like, Filipino Heritage Month, this picture that we have right here always goes viral because somebody edited black and white, and they always make up stories like, oh, this was my Filipino grandmother back pre colonial era. Do you know pre colonial?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

We're like, back in the olden days, people make this white and black and white, and then they lie about it. So you've been a meme since you were one year old, Cleo. Can you believe that?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

What would you rate our Moana costume?

[Cleo Amora]

I would rate it as five out of ten.

[Bretman Rock]

Ooh, that's a good. That's a good one. Five out of ten. Okay. Do you remember our costume after Moana? They are another Disney icon.

[Cleo Amora]

Let me guess. Elsa.

[Bretman Rock]

No. That was your first year picking. We did Lilo and Stitch. Yeah. Do you remember this one?

[Cleo Amora]

No. You never showed it to me.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, well, you were two, Cleo. And even if I did show it to you, you would not know. I'm gonna tell you a backstory to this, because when I tell you I was freaking out when I was taking this photo because you almost didn't make it to my house this night because you were coming from your dad's place, I think. And when you guys used to live all the way on the other side of the island, and you guys were stuck in traffic, and we ended up taking this picture, like, literally, like, 7pm of Halloween on your birthday, just right before you went trick or treating.

[Cleo Amora]

So I went trick or treating.

[Bretman Rock]

I was Lilo. You were Lilo, but you had another costume. This was just for us because every year, your mom. You guys have a different costume with your mom. You and I were original, but you went. I think you were like a Disney princess. I Think you were Belle for your actual Thanksgiving, for your actual Halloween costume this year. What would you rate this Lilo and Stitch costume?

[Cleo Amora]

It's really cute, so I'm gonna give it ten out of eight.

[Bretman Rock]

Ten out of eight, period. That's how much we ate.

[Cleo Amora]

Eight out of ten.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh. Eight out of ten. Okay, that's good. Do you think I'm giving Nani in this pic? I'm serving Nani. Don't even. Don't.

[Cleo Amora]

The bangs.

[Bretman Rock]

The bangs are banging. And what do you think you're giving here?

[Cleo Amora]

My hair.

[Bretman Rock]

It's so cute.

[Cleo Amora]

My hair is messy. Kind of.

[Bretman Rock]

Did you know they're making a new Lilo and Stitch? Not a new one, but, like, a real life Lilo and Stitch.

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Why didn't you audition?

[Cleo Amora]

What do you mean?

[Bretman Rock]

Why didn't you audition for. For the Lilo role?

[Cleo Amora]

I don't know.

[Bretman Rock]

Would you want to act one day?

[Cleo Amora]

No. No.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. You know who's a really great actress?

[Cleo Amora]

Who?

[Bretman Rock]

Your mom. Nobody does Zombie. Like, Princess.

[Cleo Amora]

What do you mean?

[Bretman Rock]

Well, ask your mom. Like, your mom was an actress in her past life.

[Cleo Amora]

How.

[Bretman Rock]

And she was a zombie. There's clips of her online as a zombie. Look up Princess May Zombie. And then, you know.

[Cleo Amora]

Can you show me, please?

[Bretman Rock]

No, because your mom told me not to show it to you because it's her past work.

[Cleo Amora]

Then why did you tell me it?

[Bretman Rock]

Well, she said not to show it to you. She said I can tell you, but not to show it to you because she wants you to find it when it's the right time. Yeah. I'm not lying. Your mom was in the walking Dead, season one, episode eight at the 36 minute mark. Yeah. And the crazy thing is, they didn't even need to put too much makeup on her. They didn't even need to, like, dress her up. Like, she. She just woke up and, like, went to work. Yeah. Okay. Me as a. Laughter. Okay, Clay, are you ready for the next one?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you know what we did for your third birthday party, Elsa? Nar. We did your favorite one ever. When you were three years old, I was SpongeBob and you were Patrick. And this was the year I decided to let you pick the next.

[Cleo Amora]

That's spongebob. I know that I said you were.

[Bretman Rock]

Spongebob and I was Patrick's Sexy Patrick and I made our costumes. Literally the day of. I made these when you came in. This is made out of a cardboard box, and I just wrapped a yellow shirt around it. We painted the bottom brown. And then, like, even my pants, it's really just wrapped around me.

[Cleo Amora]

Really?

[Bretman Rock]

Do you remember why you were crying that day?

[Cleo Amora]

No. How come?

[Bretman Rock]

Because you didn't want to be in SpongeBob. You didn't want to be in SpongeBob, and your head didn't fit in that whole thing, and you thought we were killing you. And then your socks. Do you see your socks? It's, like, folded inside because we didn't even have socks for you. It was so last minute, Cleo, but this turned out to be, like, one of our most iconic costumes we've done. Did you know that?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

She got a lot of hits on Twitter. Girl. It ate. Go like this. It ate. That's how we clap. We clap quietly. It ain't okay. Cleo, what would you give our Spongebob and Patrick costume?

[Cleo Amora]

10 out of 10.

[Bretman Rock]

You heard it here first. 10 out of 10. Ooh, Cleo, that is your first 10 out of 10. What makes this a 10 out of 10?

[Cleo Amora]

Because you slay.

[Bretman Rock]

Cleo, period. What? What about you? Are you slaying in this?

[Cleo Amora]

No. I'm crying.

[Bretman Rock]

So you're giving me. This is a 10? Because I'm. I'm giving it a 10.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

The show is there. It's giving. Do you watch SpongeBob and Patrick?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Your generation does not watch SpongeBob, huh?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

What does your generation do? I mean, sorry to ask it like.

[Cleo Amora]

That, but what do you mean?

[Bretman Rock]

What do y'all even watch?

[Cleo Amora]

I watch any kind of Roblox creators.

[Bretman Rock]

Ooh, Cleo, I really want to play dress to impress with you again.

[Cleo Amora]

I don't have my iPad with me.

[Bretman Rock]

I know, but next time you come over again, we should play dress to impress. Remember the last time we played dress to impress?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

And I kept placing.

[Cleo Amora]

You meant me.

[Bretman Rock]

Cleo, I was telling you what to put on. Okay? You were the one controlling because I don't know how to control it, but I very much was there. I was the. You were the stylist. I was the designer. Know your place. Know your place. Okay, the next one. For your fourth birthday party, what were we?

[Cleo Amora]

Elsa.

[Bretman Rock]

Elsa. This was your first year picking. I was obviously Olaf. You were. Elsa, you were so pretty. You're so pretty in here. Not were, but you still are. You're so pretty in here.

[Cleo Amora]

What do you mean? What?

[Bretman Rock]

I said you're so pretty in here. Do you like your hair?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Who did your hair?

[Cleo Amora]

You.

[Bretman Rock]

I did her glam this year. Oh, my God, Cleo, I can't believe you were small like that. You were a small, tiny thing, and I was like this big blow up doll right here. What made you pick Frozen?

[Cleo Amora]

Because it was my favorite show when I was little.

[Bretman Rock]

Is it still your favorite show?

[Cleo Amora]

No. Oh, I only like Frozen 2.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, you like Frozen 2?

[Cleo Amora]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

What would you rate? Frozen 1, 1 out of 10, period. What would you rate Frozen 2, 10.

[Cleo Amora]

Out of 10, period.

[Bretman Rock]

She said 1 out of 1. I mean 1 out of 10 for you Frozen 1 fans out there. What was the big problem in Frozen 2? Do you remember?

[Cleo Amora]

I don't know.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, girl. Period. It's my favorite though. What would you rate our frozen costumes?

[Cleo Amora]

Four out of ten.

[Bretman Rock]

Four out of ten?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

That's the lowest rating you have so far. Why?

[Cleo Amora]

My hair A little bit. Hair is coming out.

[Bretman Rock]

Not you coming for my glam girl. I thought you looked so pretty. I like how Elsa's hair, she has like little wisps coming down. What do you mean?

[Cleo Amora]

You mean it's small, not big?

[Bretman Rock]

Huh?

[Cleo Amora]

It's small, not big.

[Bretman Rock]

I know, but she has small like little wispies coming down.

[Cleo Amora]

That's big, not small.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, girl. So she gets a 4 out of 10 because you didn't like your glam.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, period. Well, I give this a 5 out of 10 because it was really easy for me. Oh, wait, no. Well, I give this an 8 out of 10 because it was the easiest costume for me to do. For your fifth birthday, what were we when you were five years old? I picked this one.

[Cleo Amora]

Nezuko. Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

We were in Nosuke and Nezuko. I picked this year, of course. But what would you rate this one?

[Cleo Amora]

10 out of 10.

[Bretman Rock]

I would rate this one a 10 out of 10 too. I really feel like we are giving. Yeah, we're giving. I think this was our best costume.

[Cleo Amora]

I still have the dress.

[Bretman Rock]

What was your favorite part about this costume?

[Cleo Amora]

It's because I like the pattern of Nezuko.

[Bretman Rock]

Her dress?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you remember our tiktoks we filmed?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

You don't remember the swear swirl swirl?

[Cleo Amora]

No. Glitter. Glitter. Glitter.

[Bretman Rock]

Glitter. Glitter Swirl. Swirl. Swirl.

[Cleo Amora]

Together Forever Will and Heather. We're best friends.

[Bretman Rock]

That was so fun. Do you know you got annoyed with me this Halloween?

[Cleo Amora]

How?

[Bretman Rock]

Because I was taking so long. I don't even know what I was taking so long on. But I think it was because I had your brother's costume too.

[Cleo Amora]

Which costume?

[Bretman Rock]

I don't know. I think. Huh? Oh yeah. This was the year that your brother was Monster Inc. And you said that we were taking so long and it was not my fault because your brother kept crying. And then I was like, girl.

[Cleo Amora]

Wait, can I see it?

[Bretman Rock]

I'll show you after slay. Slay. 10 out of 10.

[Cleo Amora]

Queen.

[Bretman Rock]

Queen. All right. For your sixth birthday, what were we?

[Cleo Amora]

Jasmine and Aladdin?

[Bretman Rock]

No, we were the wizard of Oz this year. You didn't really get to pick this one because I kept asking you what you wanted and you kept saying roblox. And I was like, girl, we're gonna be the wizard of Oz. Do you remember this one?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes, I do.

[Bretman Rock]

All the three costumes I had. I can't believe I got in trouble because I was taking so long on our last costumes. And then you had the time to wait for me to get into three costumes this year. So that shows a lot. With your growth, with patience. You're our patient, Queen. What would you rate our wizard of Oz costume? Because we went in with the editing and everything. Y'all even made the Yellow Brick Road like it's giving 9 out of 10. 9 out of 10. Now with my costumes, I was a Tin man. The lion and the Scarecrow. Which one is your favorite? The lion. Cleo. Did you know Ariana Grande is going to be in the New Wizard? I mean, Wizard.

[Cleo Amora]

Wicked.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, thank you. Did you know that she's going to be in Wicked?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, are you going. Are we going to go watch Wicked together?

[Cleo Amora]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

I bought Beetlejuice. Should we watch Beetlejuice after we film?

[Cleo Amora]

Maybe.

[Bretman Rock]

Maybe. Because you got to go to the dad's house. Do you know the story of Wicked?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

The Wicked Witch of the west and the Good Witch of the East?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, maybe next year we can be Wicked for Halloween.

[Cleo Amora]

I want to be the good one.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I'm out. I'm. I'm Glinda, you're Elphaba. Because guess who gets to pick next year?

[Cleo Amora]

You.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I. Of course you can be Galinda. I'll be Elphaba because I wanted to fight gravity. I want to fly. I want to fly in my broomstick.

[Cleo Amora]

I don't have a broomstick.

[Bretman Rock]

But you can fly with a bubble. That's how Galinda flies. In her little bubble.

[Cleo Amora]

Why is her name Glinda?

[Bretman Rock]

Because that's her name. Glinda. Glinda. So you rate this a 9 out of 10?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Why not a 10 out of 10?

[Cleo Amora]

Because you shouldn't have just asked other people to be it.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, you said. You. You said I was doing too much.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

You said Princess should have been the tin man and Ms. K should have been the Scarecrow.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

So now you want to creative direct my Halloween costumes, too. Okay, Cleo. So for your seventh birthday. For your seventh birthday, Cleo, what were we?

[Cleo Amora]

Jasmine and Aladdin.

[Bretman Rock]

Except you weren't Jasmine. You were. What?

[Cleo Amora]

Please, please.

[Bretman Rock]

The genie.

[Cleo Amora]

One out of ten.

[Bretman Rock]

The genie. This is our Queen Genie right here.

[Cleo Amora]

One out of ten, please.

[Bretman Rock]

Floating.

[Cleo Amora]

No, I'm done already. It's a one out of ten.

[Bretman Rock]

Why is it a one out of ten?

[Cleo Amora]

Because I'm a genie.

[Bretman Rock]

Why didn't you like that costume?

[Cleo Amora]

Because I don't like it.

[Bretman Rock]

Why did you not like it?

[Cleo Amora]

My ears are floating.

[Bretman Rock]

I think this is my favorite Cleo costume.

[Cleo Amora]

My ears are floating. And my uncle has a calling thing when he calls me on my phone.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah, this is also her. This is also her profile picture on my phone. So every time she calls me, it's just a blue Cleo.

[Cleo Amora]

I wanna leave.

[Bretman Rock]

I wanna leave. Cleo, what would you rate this costume? You said 1 out of 10, period. Well, I'm rating it a 10 out of 10. It's my favorite Cleo costume. Look at Tofi. He's the carpet. And your brother is Boo.

[Cleo Amora]

He's one monkey, though.

[Bretman Rock]

He's a monkey. I remembered Ezekiel being so annoyed with us this day because he was hot in his costume and he thought there were ants in his feet because he was barefoot in the grass and it was just the grass tickling his feet, period. All right, Cleo, do you have a rating for our costume this year, which is Chucky and Tiffany?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

What would you rate our costume this year?

[Cleo Amora]

10 out of 10.

[Bretman Rock]

We got a 10 out of 10 from Cleo Amora.

[Cleo Amora]

Oh, wait, actually, nine out of 10 because I don't know why my sword is not bloody.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, no, because we didn't want to put blood in for the episode because we're gonna get. We're gonna put on more makeup after this.

[Cleo Amora]

What do you mean?

[Bretman Rock]

We're gonna take pictures after this. And I didn't want us to get bloody all over the studio. All right, Cleo, since the last time you were here, you weren't in school yet, are you liking your new school? Yes, Period. Did you learn anything new? Anything interesting that you learned while you're in your New School era? What? What are you guys learning right now in school?

[Cleo Amora]

Science.

[Bretman Rock]

Science. That is my favorite subject. They call me Bretman, the science bleep, you guys. Do you know Bill Nye?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Bill Nye, the science guy. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Girl, you Generation Alpha don't know Bill. And it shows. And it shows. Anything cool that you're learning in science back then?

[Cleo Amora]

History.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, that's a whole different subject. Girl. No, in science. What are you guys learning right now?

[Cleo Amora]

History.

[Bretman Rock]

The history of science?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes. Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Science history. She's advanced. I love that. What about science history? Are you learning?

[Cleo Amora]

I forget already.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you have a favorite scientist?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. My favorite scientist is Bill Nye or what's his name? What's that really famous. Girl, I forgot his name. What is that really famous? Albert. Do you know Albert Einstein inside? Albert Einstein.

[Cleo Amora]

Einstein, yes, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you know what he did?

[Cleo Amora]

Made science and history, math colors.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, yes, period.

[Cleo Amora]

Anything?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, he discovered a bunch of things. He's like one of the most world renowned scientists in the world. Would you want to be a scientist one day?

[Cleo Amora]

I told you already, I want to be a volleyball coach.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, speaking of volleyball, I heard you are in the new volleyball team.

[Cleo Amora]

What do you mean?

[Bretman Rock]

I heard that you have been doing volleyball practices lately.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Are they fun?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you like volleyball practice?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you have a position that you play?

[Cleo Amora]

No, I'm just practice.

[Bretman Rock]

Because when you're a libero, like a baddie, like me, let me know, period. So you're eight years old now.

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

One day you are going to turn 18 years old and we're going to go to New York and all that. Do you have a message for your future self?

[Cleo Amora]

Hi, future meself.

[Bretman Rock]

What do you have to say?

[Cleo Amora]

Thank you.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. And you're going to be 18 years old?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Clea, what are you most scared of? What are you most scared of?

[Cleo Amora]

Cars. Because one dream I was in a car and I was by myself. I was. I was in the backseat and no one was there and the car was driving by itself.

[Bretman Rock]

I don't know what that means, but you should get. You know, people can read your dreams and see the meaning of it. Have you ever had a dream where your teeth is falling out?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

They say that if you have dreams where your teeth is falling out, that means you're going to lose a friend. You're going to lose a family member. Not like dying, but like they might. They're not going to be your friend anymore. Or if you dream about like roller coasters or like going really high up, it means that. I don't. I forgot. There's a lot of meanings in it. But it means that you probably went to bed like thinking about or having. You went to bed having anxiety or something like that. Period. Do you have any questions for me?

[Cleo Amora]

What is your most favorite scary movie?

[Bretman Rock]

My most favorite scary movie would have to be. Well, I like Chucky. I really do like Chucky. But my favorite scary movie is Saw. Do you know Saw?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

The guy that's like, do you want to play a game? The creepy one?

[Cleo Amora]

If I see that, I would do this one, period.

[Bretman Rock]

I would kill Saw as well. You hear me? Saw. What else? Do you have any questions for me?

[Cleo Amora]

If you see Saw and you is gonna kill you, what would you do?

[Bretman Rock]

I would be like, yeah, I wanna play a game. Do you wanna play a game? I would be like, can you handle this? I would be like, choose your fighter. I would be like, I'm gonna let you go first. I'm gonna be like, player one. Go. If Uncle, I'm not scared of no Jigsaw. Jigsaw, if you're watching this, do you want to play a game? I am not scared of no Jigsaw.

[Cleo Amora]

And if was. If uncle justice was pranking you and he was Saw, what would you do?

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, there will be no pranks included, girl. He will get the. I would be like, oh, you're Saw. Well, I'm Tiffany, Chucky's bride. Yeah, that's what I would tell Uncle Justice. If he was dressed as Saw. I don't play games, Justice. What would you do if Mommy was dressed as Saw and came for you?

[Cleo Amora]

I would.

[Bretman Rock]

Is she getting the ax? I would call you, and I would call your mom. I'd be like, princess, what are you doing? Period. Okay, do you have any more.

[Cleo Amora]

Give her that laugh.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, her laugh. What else? Do you have questions for me?

[Cleo Amora]

If you was a skeleton, if. If uncle justice was a skeleton, will you still like him?

[Bretman Rock]

Only if I'm a skeleton, too. Girl, I'm not gonna date a skeleton. If Ezekiel and Tofi were skeletons, are they still your brother?

[Cleo Amora]

I don't know.

[Bretman Rock]

If I was a skeleton, am I still your uncle?

[Cleo Amora]

Of course.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Would you want to be a skeleton with me? Because why am I the only skeleton?

[Cleo Amora]

Because there's one right here next to you.

[Bretman Rock]

Where? Oh, three of them. Okay, do you have any more questions for me?

[Cleo Amora]

And right there. Skeleton. Oh, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

They're everywhere.

[Cleo Amora]

None of them around me except for a pumpkin. That doesn't count. It's not pink. If Auntie Cat was a ghost and you were, what would you do?

[Bretman Rock]

We would probably hunt. We would probably, like, scare you. That means we're both ghosts. I would be like, yeah, this is my assistant ghost. The hell we would hunt together. I would be like, okay, Cat, who are we getting today? And we would hunt you down.

[Cleo Amora]

And how will you be doing it?

[Bretman Rock]

With our ghost apparition.

[Cleo Amora]

And what Is apparition mean.

[Bretman Rock]

Great question. Keep on wondering. I don't even know how to spell apparition Girl.

[Cleo Amora]

Spell the baddest radio.

[Bretman Rock]

D, A, B, A, D, D, E, S, T. The baddest.

[Cleo Amora]

You're saying it right there.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Do you have any more questions for me?

[Cleo Amora]

If you were a misky, would you. Would what?

[Bretman Rock]

You mean a Smith ski?

[Cleo Amora]

Wait, if a good justice was a smisky, would you keep it?

[Bretman Rock]

Only if I don't have any doubles of it. If I get, like, two justices, I'm not gonna need the other justice.

[Cleo Amora]

And then if.

[Bretman Rock]

Why do you keep asking all these justice questions? Do you miss Uncle Justice?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

He left. He's gonna leave. He's. You're gonna see him in three weeks. We need. You know, we did an episode together. It comes out tomorrow.

[Cleo Amora]

When?

[Bretman Rock]

Tomorrow. I'm gonna send it to you. We were SpongeBob. I mean, we were Mermaid man and Barnacle Boy. Yeah. Do you want to see?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. And then after this, we'll do Product of the Day. All right, Cleo. And we're back. Cleo, at the end of every episode, I tell everyone what I've been loving for the week. Do you remember doing that when we first filmed this? Your product of the day?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, do you want to go first, or should uncle go first?

[Cleo Amora]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

All right, Cleo. So my product of the day is my favorite hairspray in the world. It is the color. Wow. Style on steroids. I love this so much. It adds so much volume to your hair. It sets your hair. It's also good to spray it. Well, I don't recommend. Well, don't quote me on this, but I do this where I spray it on my hair and then I heat style it, and it makes the heat style last so much longer. I'm obsessed with the color. Wow. Style. I'm literally obsessed with the style on steroid. It's the best I got everyone onto this. Ms. K, Ms. Katie, my sister. Everybody needs to try the wow. Style on Steroid Hairspray. All right, Cleo, what is your product of the day?

[Cleo Amora]

I got this spray.

[Bretman Rock]

Ooh, the Sol Di Narrow spray. I love this one. Your mom also brought the purple, the pink one last time. I want to smell it.

[Cleo Amora]

My product.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, why do you like it so much?

[Cleo Amora]

It's because I like the smell and I like how the brand is, like. I can't even say the brand.

[Bretman Rock]

It's called Sol de Janeiro. Say it.

[Cleo Amora]

Sol di Naro de Janeiro, period.

[Bretman Rock]

And it's their spray. It's their body mist, right?

[Cleo Amora]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Show everyone. What do you like to spray that on?

[Cleo Amora]

Me?

[Bretman Rock]

On your skin? Sometimes I like to spray my bed with the Sol de Janeiro because it makes it smell so good. After I make it in the morning, you should spray your bed and then when you get it in at night, you can still smell it. Why do you like it so much?

[Cleo Amora]

It's because it's sleigh.

[Bretman Rock]

It slays. Period. All right, Cleo, thank you so much. Is there anything else you would like to say before we go?

[Cleo Amora]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

All right. I hope you guys enjoyed this video with Clay Amore. Please leave in the comments down below some birthday wishes for Ms. Claire and also if you guys have any Halloween suggestions. I know we have 365 more days to go through for the next Halloween, but let us know what we should be for Halloween next year. I get to pick. She doesn't have a choice. So let me know what we should be Follow me on all my social media. Everything is at Bretman Rock. But make sure you guys also follow the baddest radio and everywhere you get your podcast, either Amazon, Apple, Spotify, wherever you get it, girl. And always give it a great rating. I love you guys and I will see you guys on November's episode. I love you guys. Say bye.

[Cleo Amora]

Bye.

[Bretman Rock]

Bye Beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah, don't forget to follow rate and like you can follow me at Bretman Rock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye Beach.

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