Da Best and Baddest Moments of Season 1

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – "Da Best and Baddest Moments of Season 1"

Host: Bretman Rock
Date: August 19, 2025
Podcast Network: Dear Media

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Episode Overview

This episode of DaBaddest Radio is a lively and heartwarming recap of the most iconic, hilarious, and impactful moments from Season 1. Host Bretman Rock is joined by recurring voices and family members, reflecting on favorite memories—from laugh-out-loud sibling banter to personal stories of growth and unapologetic self-confidence. The episode’s tone embodies Bretman’s signature mix of confidence, comedic storytelling, and love for chosen family. It sets the stage for the anticipation of an even more dynamic Season 2 with new co-hosts and upgraded production.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene: Intro to the Recap (00:01-01:32)

• Bretman opens with excitement for Season 2’s new intro and studio, but first wants to “look back on season one of the shenanigans.”
• Teases audience about new co-hosts: “If you guess, Princess ms. K, girl, you’re right.” (00:56)

2. Sibling & Family Memories: Immigration and Growing Up Together (01:33-04:44)

• The group discusses moving to America as kids, with vivid anecdotes and playful rivalry.
  • Bretman: “I was the smartest in my class.”
    B: “I was the tallest in my class.” (01:33-01:35)
    • “She said, yeah, you’re smart, but you’re short. Okay? Period.” (01:35)
• Ms. K recounts arriving in the US in 2006, with Bretman arriving months later. The duo’s early competitive energy set the stage for their dedication—including funny stories about language learning and playful “bullying.”
  • “That made me so dedicated to learn [English]. So sometimes bullying works.” – Bretman (02:59)

3. Social Media Realness & Sibling Dynamics (04:08-04:44)

• Addresses fans speculating about their relationships based on Instagram activity.
  • Bretman: “People DM me all the time, like, oh, I’ve noticed you’ve unfollowed your sister. Like, what is the beef, girl? We never follow each other.” (04:09)
  • Princess: “We’ve never been even friends on Facebook… That’s not to say I don’t go on her Instagram. And like, I always go on. This bitch always watches my story, responding to me.” (04:02-04:44)

4. Identity & Awakening: Sexuality and Self-Discovery (04:16-05:45)

• Ms. K asks Bretman about coming out:
  • “When did you turn gay?”
• Bretman’s candid answer:
  • “Honestly, I was asexual because I just didn’t feel like I was having gay awakenings at that time… No offense to anybody that graduated with me. You knew you’re ugly.” (04:44)
  • Discusses confusion, dating girls, and realizing “I feel her more as, like, a bestie.”

5. Digital Life & Emoji DMs (05:45-06:40)

• An honest and humorous look at their messages and emoji use, culminating with:
  • “My word is eggplant emoji.” – Bretman (05:45)
  • Ms. K: “Send more, baby, please. Eggplant emoji and the sweaty face emoji…” (06:03-06:20)

6. Paranormal Stories & Superstitions (06:45-09:26)

• Family members share spooky tales with comedic interjections and playful scares.
  • Bretman: “Why would you freak me out?”
    Princess: “I can’t read it.” (07:26-07:32)
  • Extended bit about being afraid to even say the word "demon":
    • Princess: “I get really scared.” (08:39)

7. Confidence and Self-Love Moments (09:31-10:09)

• Uplifting exchange with Cleo:
  • Bretman: “How come you don’t like to wear makeup anymore?”
  • Cleo: “Because I’m pretty enough. Period.” (09:38-09:47)

8. Costco Trips & Family Vibes (10:53-11:34)

• Everyday anecdotes about family shopping—why Costco isn’t always fun for kids:
  • “Mommy, stop taking so long at Costco.” – Cleo (11:34)

9. Viral Videos & Online Perception (13:33-14:43)

• Addressing an MTV clip that went viral and the real context behind it:
  • “What we spoke about in that interview…has to do with my work ethic.” – Princess (14:15)
  • “Now I want it more than ever because I realize…this is what’s feeding my kids.” – Princess (14:29)

10. Favorite Words, Group Chats, and Drunk Adventures (15:04-16:46)

• Playful look at how often they use “bitch” in their texts.
  • Ms. K: “I was texting the wrong person this whole time…” (15:21)
  • Draws laughter over alcohol-induced shenanigans and hangovers.

11. Scary Stories Round 2 (17:05-18:38)

• Another round of ghost stories, with sound effects and spooked reactions.
  • “Out of nowhere, I heard a whisper right next to my ear. ‘Stop. Don’t leave me.’ But the voice wasn’t normal. It sounded wrong.” – Bretman (17:44)
  • “Very much zombie vibes.” – Bretman (17:47)

12. Role Play & Family Characters (19:01-20:29)

• Hilarious improvised backstories; banter about allergies, pets, and gym routines.
  • Bretman: “She’s allergic to a lot of things, y’all. She’s an allergy baby.” (20:00)
  • Princess: “You said you weren’t strong enough.”
  • Bretman: “Yeah, especially when my boyfriend’s here. I’m not really strong. I’m like a weak little girl.” (20:20-20:27)

13. Modern Dating Woes (20:38-21:45)

• Ms. K has trouble with Tinder—cycling through the whole family’s phone numbers.
  • Bretman: “Ms. K maybe your man is not motherfucking on Tinder, bitch. He's outside.” (21:34)

14. Generational Echoes & Family Dynamics (22:29-23:18)

• The siblings notice their own personalities reflected in their kids, highlighting a pattern of reversed roles and enduring attitudes.
  • “Cleo is so you, and E is very me.” – Bretman (22:46)

15. Alternate Universes—Dream Jobs (23:23-24:33)

• Bretman: “If I wasn’t an online influencer…I think I would be in, like, the vet field or something. I would love…horticulture…picking out plants for hotels...or people’s homes.” (23:27-24:03)

16. “Mommy Advice” Segment: Fertile Myrtle (24:33-25:27)

• Princess: "Pregnant women should drink at least eight to 12 cups—that’s 64 to 92 ounces—of water every day, or else you’ll be like me getting calf cramps in the middle of the night. So please, please drink your water every day and don’t get cramps like me because it hurts.” (24:52-25:24)

17. More Funny Family Stories: Pet Funerals (26:07-26:46)

• Recollection about their childhood guinea pig’s funeral and conflict with the landlord:
  • “Ms. K’s mom was like, what do you want me to do? Yell at the kids for throwing a funeral for their guinea pigs?” – Bretman (26:27-26:43)
  • “He literally grabbed a whole ass hose for a little tiny candle…” (26:43)

18. Pet Names & Filipino Family Culture (27:21-27:55)

• Joke about Filipino naming conventions and naming pets:
  • Bretman: “Why do your kids have three names? So I can just imagine being like, King Iver James. No. Bye, Beach. I’ll see you next Thursday.” (27:36-27:55)

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• “Sometimes bullying works.” – Bretman, on learning English out of sibling rivalry. (02:59)
• “Because I’m pretty enough. Period.” – Cleo, championing self-confidence. (09:45)
• “We never follow each other. We've never even been friends on Facebook…That’s just the type of relationship that we have.” – Princess, on sibling dynamics. (04:08)
• “If any of y’all were cute, I would have been sucking dick in high school.” – Bretman (on grade school “asexual era,” tongue-in-cheek). (04:44)
• “My word is eggplant emoji.” – Bretman. (05:45)
• “You said you weren’t strong enough.” / “Yeah, especially when my boyfriend’s here. I’m not really strong. I’m like a weak little girl.” – Princess and Bretman on gym strength and performing masculinity/femininity. (20:17-20:27)
• “Maybe your man is not motherfucking on Tinder, bitch. He’s outside!” – Bretman. (21:34)
• “Don’t be like me…Please, please drink your water every day and don’t get cramps like me because it hurts.” – Princess, on pregnancy self-care. (25:24)
• “There’s three of us praying over a dead guinea pig…” – Bretman, hilarious childhood anecdotes. (26:54)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:01-01:32 – Introduction, season 2 preview, Season 1 recap setup
• 01:33-04:44 – Sibling stories: moving to America, family banter
• 04:16-05:45 – Coming out/sexuality narratives
• 06:45-09:26 – Funny and spooky anecdotes
• 09:31-10:09 – Cleo’s confidence: “I’m pretty enough”
• 13:33-14:43 – Viral MTV video and work ethic discussion
• 17:05-18:38 – Scary bedtime stories, comedic style
• 24:33-25:27 – “Mommy advice” with Princess/Fertile Myrtle
• 26:07-26:46 – Guinea pig funeral story

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Tone & Style

The entire episode is bursting with the energetic, freewheeling, and unfiltered humor that Bretman Rock is known for. From candid admissions and playful sibling growth to pop culture references and silly role play, the show foregrounds authenticity, self-love, and unapologetic familial bonds. The episode serves as a feel-good highlight reel for old fans and an inviting intro for new listeners just before an even bolder Season 2.

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DaBaddest Radio: Bold. Hilarious. Heartfelt. Your ultimate confidence boost—now with even more family and more baddest moments to come.

Transcript

[A]

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello, hello, hello. Look who's back for season two. I know you guys saw that new intro and we also have a new cover art. Please let us know if we ate that up, because we really ate that up. Like, Princess. Ms. K understood the assignment and I'm just so proud of it. I'm so happy with the new studio. But before I take y' all in that hot ass dome of a studio, I want to do a look back on season one of the shenanigans that we've gone through. The shenanigans we've talked about. We laughed, we cried, and we talked a lot. Okay, so let us look back to season one and let us cook for season two, because we need more time in the kitchen. I hope you guys enjoy this video recap of season one and let us know if we missed any highlights of season one. And I cannot wait for you guys to see season two, because, girl, you have no idea what's coming. It's going to be so much better. And I'm going to have two official new co hosts. So period. Who could it be? If you guess, Princess msk. Girl, you're right. Anyways, let's get into season one recap. Hope you guys enjoy. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. Yeah, I moved here when I was in second grade and I remembered I was the smartest in my class.

[B]

I was the tallest in my class.

[A]

Okay. She said. She said, yeah, you're smart, but you're short. Okay? Period. She said. She really. Oh, my God, Claire, you really came for me for that? Oh, my gosh. Well, I'll have you know, Cleo, and not to burst your bubble, but your mom was also the tallest in her class. And then middle school happened and everybody started growing and your mom stopped. So you better enjoy it up there, Cleo, because if you built like your mom, you're gonna stop growing. You have, what, four more years of growing, girl. So enjoy that. Ms. K moved to America a year, couple months before. You came November.

[C]

And then you guys came February.

[A]

Yeah, you came November 27, 2007.

[C]

November. November 2 of 26. 2012. 2006. No, 2006.

[A]

So Ms. K came here in November 2006, and I came here February of 2007. Yeah. And I remember the first fucking thing this bitch says to me. And this is the reason why I speak better English than her today. And yes, I am saying that I'm dual language. It's because this bitch, the first thing Ms. K said to me was, you don't even speak English. And I'm like, I literally just got off the plane. I literally just got off the plane. Let a breathe. But it was because of that.

[C]

No. Yeah.

[A]

That made me so dedicated to learn. So sometimes bullying works.

[C]

Yeah, no, it does. It does.

[A]

What makes Izikyo happy? What makes you happy?

[B]

Like, funny faces.

[A]

Funny faces like this. Can you. Can you make a funny face? Make a funny face on the camera. People DM me all the time, like, oh, I've noticed you've unfollowed your sister. Like, what is the beef, girl? We never follow each other. Should we follow each other on Instagram right now on camera? See, we. I don't care. And even, like, we've never follow each other. We've never been even friends on Facebook. No, we probably have each other blocked. That's not to say I don't go on her Instagram. And like, I always go on. This bitch always watches my story, responding to me.

[B]

I even, like, even comment, even though he doesn't fucking. Yeah, sometimes he doesn't respond, but sometimes he sees it.

[A]

I be sharing things on your feed, like, bitch, we don't follow other. We've never had. That's just the type of relationship that we have.

[C]

Okay, I want to know. You were asexual once. When did you turn gay? I was curious, so I. I know.

[A]

When I believe that I was asexual because there was honestly nobody in my grade school that was cute. Like, nobody was giving me the sexual awakening that I felt like it should be giving. Yeah. Because nobody was just cute in my grade school. No offense to anybody that graduated with me. You knew you're ugly. You knew. Don't act. Don't act. Because if any of y' all were cute, I would have been sucking dick in high school. But.

[C]

But.

[A]

Okay, so that's what I thought. Honestly, I was asexual because I just didn't feel like I was having gay awakenings at that time, though. Also, it wasn't because I wasn't. I was scared to come out because you were already out. So I was like, girl, I have a cousin that's out. Like, I'm not, like. But I just honestly was like, I don't even like boys. Yeah. In my grade school was so fucking ugly, mean, and just, like, not it. And I think, like, I had more girlfriends, and I feel like I was more drawn to girls, too. And, like, I was. I dated girls in middle school, and. But when I did date girls, I was Like, I'm not feeling it. Like, I feel her more as, like, a bestie. So I think it was more just like a confused part of my life of, like, I don't even like boys, so I can't even say I'm gay. My word is eggplant emoji.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I don't think I use that emoji.

[A]

I really feel like I don't either. Okay, which one would you like to share first?

[C]

I have a couple out. I'll just. I'll just read all of it because they're all, like, one sentence.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

The first one is send more, baby, please. Eggplant emoji. And the sweaty face emoji with the.

[A]

Ew, who are you talking to? It's not even a saved number. It's not.

[C]

Yeah, it's from the same number. And he goes, it's all yours, baby. With the eggplant emoji and the water splash.

[B]

Ooh, that's hot.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, Princess eggplant emojis.

[B]

It was. It's just two. It's just two emojis. It's the eggplant emoji and the pregnant woman, period. Yeah.

[A]

And that's exact. That's your life story?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

My husband was away from work for work, so it was me, my newborn, and she. And she was about one month, and my oldest son was two years old. I was in the kitchen making dinner, and both kids were with me. My son was playing with his toys on the floor, and the baby was in her brown shirt on the floor as I was cooking. They ended up falling asleep. I'm just about done, so I start cleaning up. I'm facing the sink, and they're both behind me, KO on the floor, when all of a sudden, I get this strange feeling that I feel like I see something in the corner. Sorry, the corner of my eye. I turn around and I see my baby being.

[C]

Princess.

[A]

Why would you.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

Why would you freak me out?

[B]

I can't read it. I can't read it.

[A]

Why would you freak me out?

[B]

Like, I can't read it.

[C]

The mom started lighting all the candles around her, and we're like, what is she doing? She was like, well, basically, my daughter can bring a spirit in towards her body.

[A]

We just need to call out who.

[C]

We need to call out, see if, like, who we can find. And then she basically. Her dad shows up. Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And then she. He was like. She was like, not herself. She had a deep voice. Very, like, out of it.

[A]

Keeper.

[C]

Yes. I was literally right next to them. Like, while this is happening.

[A]

Why have you never told me this?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

You know, I love. Like, this.

[C]

No. Yeah. So basically, we were. They started doing their prayers, and then this spirit comes to her daughter. And then.

[A]

Is the spirit here with us right now?

[B]

I'm about to walk out.

[C]

The light turns off.

[A]

No. Because why were the. Why were the candles freckling? Anyway? Sorry.

[B]

No, it wasn't. It was not. It was not. Now I'm gonna stare at it.

[C]

Nothing too fast. I'm kidding.

[A]

Okay. Miss, I'm so sorry. Girl.

[B]

It's basically a. The D word. I don't want to say it, because I am. I get really scared.

[A]

D. What's the D word? Dead. No. What D? D word? Why the. Would the audience know what your D word is?

[B]

I'm not saying it.

[A]

What is it?

[C]

It's D. Jablo.

[B]

No, like, Dean. It says demon. Oh, my God. What happened already? I didn't want to say it. That's why I get scared.

[A]

Okay, Princess, get scared of the word. So if you hear her say.

[B]

Well, you guys already made me say it.

[A]

Okay, but just from now on, because I didn't know what the.

[B]

The word I literally said, it's basically.

[A]

A D. Who did your hair today?

[B]

Uncle Batman.

[A]

Yeah. And how come you don't like to wear makeup anymore?

[B]

Because I'm pretty enough. Period.

[A]

Say that one more time, Cleo.

[B]

I'm pretty enough.

[A]

I'm pretty enough. I can't compete with your natural beauty, Cleo, Honestly. So I had to put on makeup today. I wish I look like you, but I don't. Do you get offended when people say you look like me? No. Period. Cause you're. What?

[B]

Beautiful. Period.

[A]

Cause you are beautiful in every single way. Because I gave you the name Ms. K. Yeah, obviously, I. I don't know if y' all don't understand that, but Ms. K. I remembered it was Halloween, right? It was Halloween, and you were like a football player or something.

[C]

I remember this Halloween.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

And my niece was like, what is your name? And I was like, misty.

[A]

Misty. She was going by Misty. And I'm like, no. And I guess I just, like, blurted out Ms. K. And ever since that day, you were always Ms. We called.

[C]

You Ms. K. And it was great because, like, my sister's name, middle name is K. So I kind of just took that from her, and now she likes it. And I'm like, girl, you can't take it back.

[A]

Yeah, I. I owned it. I took it from you, girl. E. What is Your favorite thing to do at Costco?

[B]

I like Costco.

[A]

You don't like going to Costco? No. You're always so excited on your mom's videos when you guys go to Costco. Why? Why don't you like going to Costco?

[B]

So it's not my favorite.

[A]

It's not your favorite? What did Costco do to you? Why? Why is Costco not your favorite?

[B]

It's nothing.

[A]

Oh, it's nothing.

[B]

Yeah, it's just working.

[A]

Oh, it's. It's. It's boring.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why is Costco boring?

[B]

Taking so long?

[A]

Oh, does mommy take so long at Costco? That's why.

[B]

Yeah, mommy, stop taking so long at Costco.

[A]

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[B]

So let's talk about the empty TV video that's going viral. The I'm not proud of you, period.

[A]

And I said what I said.

[B]

Yeah, you did.

[A]

But. Oh, did you want to talk first?

[B]

Oh, no, no. Yeah. Okay. So I just wanted to point out that the MTV video that's going viral was MTV season two, almost two or three years ago. Two, three years ago. And I feel like in that season there was a lot of healing and growing for the Both of us. And, like, it's different now. And, like, what we spoke about in that interview, in that video wasn't about my baby's father's or the choices I was making. It was.

[A]

Or even your kids.

[B]

Or even my kids, period. Yeah, it was. It has nothing to do with my personal stuff. Like, it has to do with my work ethic, which after. After hearing that from you, I understood. Where you coming from now? Yeah, Because I'm like, now I want it more than ever because I realize, like, this is what's feeding my kids.

[A]

What? Keeping the lights.

[B]

That. Yeah, exactly. And speaking of lights, who's keeping the.

[C]

Lights in the house?

[B]

So I would like to say that, you know, I appreciate my brother for everything he has provided for me. The platform that I cannot take from him. That. That is all credit to him.

[C]

My last word is. We use it a lot. It's vi. Tch.

[A]

Oh, why didn't I use that? Oh, my God.

[B]

I feel like mine's just going to be so bad.

[A]

Bitch. You know I'm sexy. Don't go. Just text me. When was the last time I said bitch?

[C]

Okay. Mine says towards someone, and I was texting the wrong person this whole time, and I was like, hey, I see you. And he goes, what does that mean? And I was like, I was at a club last night. And he was like, I don't know what that means. And I was like, omg, Wrong, Travis. And he was like, ha. Yes. It's okay.

[A]

Okay. I don't know if this was the last time I texted, because I swear I text bitch more than this, but it was last Friday, and it was me texting Cat, saying, not as drunk as on night one. And it was me and my man, like, literally landing and popping the champagne, and we literally just kept drinking champagne. We went to a dinner, drank more. Yeah. Yeah, girl. We were so crunk at night one that he. I actually was surprised that I didn't wake up hungover, but he woke up so hungover. He slept the whole massage. Like, girl, he was having a hard time.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm so sad that we didn't bring liquid iv.

[C]

But no, literally in.

[A]

We were in bed, and he was, like, struggling to go in bed. He was waking up every 10 minutes. Like, girl, he was not really.

[C]

How many bottles did you guys drink?

[A]

Well, they just kept giving us free champagne bottles, so I can't even tell you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, night one, it was one bottle, and then two drinks each at the.

[C]

I love being wine drawn. It's like my Favorite drunk.

[A]

And we didn't eat much that day, so I think that's why we probably got crunk so fast.

[C]

Probably with the jet lag.

[A]

Yeah, Princess.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

It's.

[C]

Big sigh.

[A]

I'll do one more word. I think one more word for after this.

[B]

I was talking to Tony, and I said, stop treating me like I'm one of those.

[A]

You have issues, girl. You have issues. Then I heard footsteps behind me. I turn around, but no one was there. I started walking faster, but the footsteps were following right behind me. Like someone invisible was just trying. Was just a step away. It was so close. I could almost feel someone breathing down my neck. Very much like that. Out of nowhere, I heard a whisper right next to my ear. Stop. Don't leave me. But the voice wasn't normal. It sounded wrong. Bitch, use your mic. No one can hear you. Yeah, very much. Zombie vibes.

[B]

That wasn't a zombie. It was a scary ghost.

[A]

It sounded wrong, distorted, almost inhumane. Stop.

[B]

Don't leave me.

[A]

Very much like that. I froze. Couldn't move at all. My heart was pounding so loud, I thought it would burst out of my chest. I tried to calm myself down, telling myself it was all in my head. You should be an angel next episode.

[B]

Yeah, I am. I'm not gonna be here for the next episode. That's so scary.

[A]

We do not claim any energy this video.

[B]

Yeah, we don't.

[A]

Good vibes energy.

[B]

Only good vibes energy.

[A]

All right. Let there be light, please.

[B]

There be light, please.

[A]

And on the third day, we roll zero.

[C]

And then I got up and wanted to hunt them, and I still never find them to this day.

[A]

You're giving lady in the balete drive? Yes.

[C]

I'll tell you more about it later.

[A]

Okay, Princess, what is your backstory?

[C]

Mary May.

[B]

Hi, guys.

[C]

You got to do with a weeping mortal?

[B]

I'm marry May, and my backstory is Princess.

[A]

You had a backstory earlier.

[B]

Wait, I'm still talking Princess.

[A]

You literally sound like Princess. This is not a. You sound like you're being, like one of the phone girls.

[B]

What are you wearing? I'm wearing all white.

[A]

Two extensions in the front.

[B]

What do you like to do?

[A]

I like plants. I like taking care of my animals. You're allergic to my dogs.

[B]

Only when they. When they're licking my face.

[A]

Yeah, she's allergic to a lot of things, y'. All. She's an allergy baby. She's getting itchy right now. Thinking about it, actually. And I also like to work out. I like to. I like to do sports. I like to run. I like to lift heavy weights.

[B]

You said you weren't strong enough.

[A]

Yeah, especially when my boyfriend's here. I'm not really strong. I'm like a weak little girl.

[B]

You're a boy, period.

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You ate that. You ate that. And. And what about it? And what about it?

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You know how, like, you told me not too long ago that my boyfriend is outside, not on Tinder?

[A]

Yes. Wait. Yeah. Can I tell them why that trip?

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Tell me why Ms. K calls me. I think it was in the middle of the night. I'm talking, like, 10:30. Ye. And Ms. K, I mean, we usually text. We don't really call, so I know when you call me, it's like something important. This bitch goes, are you on Tinder? And I thought she was gonna ask me. She was telling me that because she saw my account or something, but she was like, can I use your number for my account? And I'm like, why? And then she's like, because they logged me out again. And I'm like, what do you mean again? She's like, because I already used my sister's number or some.

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So, yeah. So I use my own number. Got blocked for no reason. I use my mom's number, got blocked again. And then I asked my sister. I don't even want to tell you what happened again. So I have no one else.

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I'm her fourth fucking number. I'm like, bitch. So I literally just told her. I'm like, Ms. K, maybe your man is not motherfucking on Tinder, bitch. He's outside. So then this is where.

[C]

Believe he was outside.

[A]

You like your hair? Spiky? Yeah. Who do you look like?

[B]

Like me?

[A]

You look. You said you look like anger from inside out.

[B]

I look like anger?

[A]

He looks like anger. He said, I'm sad, but you're sadness.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What is uncle. What is Uncle Fear. I'm fear. Why?

[B]

Because he's purple.

[A]

Oh. I thought purple was anxiety.

[B]

Purple in.

[A]

Is fear.

[B]

Fear.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

She was watching that part about the Costco. She's like, but you're the. You're the first one that goes inside the car. Like, she's just, like, hating on the side.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm just like, oh, my God.

[A]

Cleo, I really feel like your kids are us. Reverse.

[B]

They really are.

[A]

Because the girl is the older one and the younger one is the boy, and that's so opposite of us. But I think their attitude stayed the same. Like, the. The more like, Cleo is so you, and E is very me.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Very me.

[A]

But now I'm just the younger one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I think it's very interesting seeing them grow up and interact with each other because I feel like it's us. If we had grown up together, because we obviously people forget that I did not grow up with Princess until we were. I was 8 and she was 6. So she moved to America at 0 years old. I moved here at 8 years old. So we never really. Girl. I didn't even know I had a sister until I was seven. When you came back home and literally our parents had to force us to hug.

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As a working girly, what would. What job would you do if you weren't doing this?

[A]

Oh, that's a good one.

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Hey, Google.

[A]

I feel like if I wasn't an online influencer, content creator, whatever, if you will, I think I would be in like, the vet field or something. I.

[C]

With animals.

[A]

Yeah, with animals. Make maybe something like. I would. I would love to like. I feel like my first job would be like a pet store. I. Pet Depot girl. I know. I'm like an immediate. Hi.

[C]

So they wanted you to work there, right?

[A]

Yeah, literally, pet store, anything. But also, now that I gotten older, I feel like my profession. I think that's what you're wanting. I feel like I would do something in the horticulture where it's like, I'm either a landscape architect, like plants. Picking out plants for hotels, or picking out plants for people's homes and stuff like that. But I think I would also somewhat stay in the creative field. I'm just not a good drawer. I'm very creative when it comes to ideas, but when it comes to making it happen, I could never draw that. What is your Princess May mom advice of the week?

[B]

Okay, I wrote it down here from.

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The fertility God herself. We'll call this segment Fertility.

[B]

Oh, cute Myrtle.

[A]

Fertile Myrtle Myrtle Fertility Featuring Fertile Myrtle Princess man. Let's hear it, princess.

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Okay, so my mommy advice of the week. This is for, like, my pregnant girlies. Pregnant women should drink at least eight to 12 cups. That's 60, 64 to 92 ounces of water every day. Or else you'll be like me that, like, while you're resting or in the middle of the night where your calf cramps really, really bad. That means that you are dehydrated. So please, please drink your water every day and don't get cramps like me, because it's. It hurts.

[C]

Don't be like, hurts.

[B]

And I know what. You know what I'm talking about.

[A]

I'm starting now, Princess. I don't want this morning sickness from the. I really think I'm carrying. Do you know about the German stare?

[B]

A what?

[A]

The German stare. Apparently in Germany, they stare a lot.

[B]

Like, that's how they stare.

[A]

Yeah. They stare at you like they're not really judging you. They're not trying to fight you. They're not trying to be mean. But German people apparently just stare. And I saw it because Nara Smith apparently has, like, the Germans there.

[B]

You're making it so much worse. Like, you're in that makeup right now.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I forgot I was dressed like this. When we were kids, we had a guinea pig that passed away.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And we had to bury it.

[C]

Jj.

[B]

Yeah. The brown one. It was so cute.

[A]

Obviously, as the animal lovers that we are, we gave it a proper funeral.

[B]

And we did with candles and everything.

[C]

Birthday candles.

[A]

And then we had the house owner of the house. Yeah. Yell at us and tell our moms to yell at us. But Ms. K's mom was like, what do you want me to do? Yell at the kids for throwing a funeral for their guinea pigs? Like, what the f. He literally grabbed.

[C]

A whole ass hose for a little tiny candle.

[A]

Yeah. It was a birthday candle. This tiny. And he was like, you guys are going to burn out the whole house. You guys are so irresponsible. Like, and I'm like, bitch.

[C]

What?

[A]

There's three of us praying over a dead guinea pig.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's not like there was anything around that could catch on fire. Yeah.

[C]

No, there wasn't.

[A]

Like, imagine being like, go away, Sasha Lay Rose. Princess used to have a dog. She was cute.

[B]

She was cute.

[A]

And one of my pet peeves is when people give dogs human names and Princess names her dog Sasha Rose. I'm like, what are you naming it? Like, how a Filipino mom names her kids. Like, just pick a name that's like JR with Ivor James. King Ivor James. Pick a name. Keisha. Jlo Nicole. Like, why do your kids have three? So I can just imagine being like, King Iver James. No. Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't forget to follow rate and, like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at thebaddestradio on all social media. Bye, Beach. Please note that this episode may contain.

[B]

Paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services.

[A]

Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.