Da Fertility Queen is Reporting for Duty

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – "Da Fertility Queen is Reporting for Duty"

Podcast: DaBaddest Radio
Host: Bretman Rock
Guest: Princess May (Bretman's sister)
Date: December 18, 2025

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Main Theme

This episode is a confidence-boosting, laughter-filled “catch up” with the vibrant Princess May, Bretman's sister, delving into family life, Filipino food, holiday traditions, motherhood, personal growth, and the hilarious chaos of raising young kids. The conversation is peppered with candid advice, sibling banter, and heartfelt reflections on the past year, as well as hopes and resolutions for the new one. Expect signature Bretman attitude and plenty of memorable quotes!

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Princess May’s Return and Her Content Journey

• Princess May returns after a two-month hiatus, explaining she left to focus seriously on content creation amid the tough realities of social media.
• “I want to lock in.” – Princess May (01:04)
• “Every morning, I see you either cooking, one of the kids, or you and Tony doing videos. And I’m glad you followed through.” – Bretman (01:12)
• Favorite content: Cooking videos, learned from her mom, but admits, “My mom is so judgmental… she’s just like in the back…” (01:48)
• Learning Filipino cooking, especially her mom’s sinigang, is a recurring family theme.

2. Filipino Family Food and Traditions

• Nostalgic discussion about Filipino dishes, emphasizing nobody’s adobo/sinigang matches their mom’s (02:56).
• “When people ask me, what’s your favorite Filipino food? I’m like, adobo. But it’s my mom’s adobo.” – Bretman (02:56)
• Mom’s unique, non-measured cooking style is highlighted.

3. Holiday & Christmas Tips for Families

• Princess’s holiday “fertility” tip: Start Christmas shopping early to avoid last-minute stress (05:18).
• Bretman’s tip as an uncle: Make Christmas baskets for the kids, keeping gifts simple and even to avoid jealousy (06:09).
• “Sometimes it’s really, really hard to get individual gifts… so I make Christmas baskets… I don’t care what you like, everybody’s getting slime this year.” – Bretman (06:26)

4. Raising Kids: The Reality of 'Two Under Two'

• Princess shares hilarious and chaotic stories about Tofi getting into trouble (bathroom product disasters, pantry climbing) – (08:18).
• Advice: Keep energetic kids entertained with tasks that cater to their interests (09:39).
• “It’s so hard to keep him entertained because he wants to move on to something else, period.” – Princess May (10:04)

5. Family Updates & Memorable Stories

• Updates on kids: Lele’s upcoming first birthday, Cleo’s volleyball improvement, and Ezekiel’s school challenges (talking too much; giving fun facts).
• Hilarious story of Cleo, sick on her birthday, crying in green Elphaba (Wicked) costume: “She was crying and there’s just green… she was green.” – Princess May (12:35)
• Ezekiel’s parent-teacher conference: excelling academically, but needs to work on not interrupting—“He just always wants to say something out of his head, like a fun fact.” (15:17)

6. Biggest Accomplishments of 2025

• Princess: “I actually did day one already… I followed through… That’s my biggest accomplishment.” (20:39)
• Bretman: Proud of traveling in Asia after resolving US citizenship issues. Expressed feeling at home in Asia, and comically shaded Europe’s “smells and rudeness” (21:04).
  • “You Europeans fuckin’ stank, bitch. And they be so fuckin’ rude!” – Bretman (21:57)

7. Unexpected Challenges

• Bretman: “Choosing myself” after a breakup, practicing self-love (23:09).
• Princess: Struggled with severe neck pain, discovered she has “military neck” due to accidents and breastfeeding posture.
  • “Basically it’s like your head is like… yeah, that’s crazy, it’s sucking dick hard.” – Bretman (26:29, comedy moment)
  • Physical therapy helped resolve it; serious health scare led Princess to seek prayers and support.

8. New Skills or Hobbies

• Princess: Started a kids’ toy side business for pop-ups; plans to sell cute items (30:09).
• Bretman: Practicing latte art. Brief but entertaining: “I get one practice every morning and I get so excited for it.” (32:44)
• Also sewing clothes, inspired by grandma (“inang”).

9. Best and Worst Purchases of 2025

• Bretman: Best – Birkins (“an investment”), skincare from Korea. Worst – Perfumes/beauty items she doesn’t use.
• Princess: Best – Apple Watch for mom, seeing her mom genuinely happy (37:03). Worst – Gave in to the kids for toys/slime, which inevitably caused messes: “My worst purchase is whenever the kids really be gaslighting me in the store.” (41:06)
• Both lament the chaos kids and toys can cause (slime stories, ruined rugs).

10. Looking to 2026: Resolutions and Hopes

• Princess wants a less challenging year: “Let me just not be God’s strongest soldier, right? … That’s why God gave you military neck.” (43:20 / 43:32, laughter)
• Bretman aims for productivity: “I want to work more… I want, like, no days off.” (44:29)
• Dreams for 2026: Princess hopes for more brand deals, “grown up shit,” possibly getting proposed to, and no new kids. (45:21)
• Hilarious reflection on how crazy and energetic the kids are, especially Tofi.
• One word for 2026: Bretman: “Defy” – “I feel like I’m really going to fly, I’m really going to soar. I’m really going to defy gravity next year.” (48:43)
• Princess: “Blessed” – Emphasizes faith and gratitude in all aspects of life. Gives her favorite bible verse: “The Lord is my light and my salvation; who shall I fear?” (50:09)

11. Christmas Wish Lists

• Princess: New kitchen pans (“You know, come on, write this down and I know you’re sponsored by them…” (52:15)), Canon camera, and (jokingly) a better neck.
• Bretman: Redesigning front garden, new AP watch (Royal Oak), first exotic Birkin or Kelly.
• Princess’s third wish: fancy bidet, after being impressed by Bretman’s.
  • “I’m about to steal this bidet.” – Princess (53:50)
  • “It’s so strong. It’s warm!” – Princess (54:10)
• Ozzy (producer) wants a better desk chair: “My chair keeps… like it keeps sinking.” (54:39)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Sometimes Princess be doing this, but she don’t be doing this… And you’ve been–I did, sister.” – Bretman & Princess, on follow-through (01:22)
• “Learning to cook from mom is like learning to cook blind. I feel like it don’t ever make sense.” – Bretman (02:29)
• “The shrimp one do be shrimping.” – Bretman, about sinigang (04:29)
• “He [Tofi] climbs the pantry for lollipops… all the way at the top and he climbed it.” – Bretman & Princess (09:04/09:20)
• “On her birthday, Cleo got sick… She was crying and there’s just green. Yes, she was green.” – Princess (12:35)
• “You Europeans fuckin’ stink, bitch. And they be so fuckin’ rude!” – Bretman (21:57)
• “Choosing myself was an unexpected lesson I had to relearn.” – Bretman (23:09)
• “Basically it’s like your head is like… that’s crazy, it’s sucking dick hard.” – Bretman (26:29)
• “Military neck… Are you ready to serve, military?” – Bretman (26:16)
• “My worst purchase is whenever the kids be really be gaslighting me in the store.” – Princess (41:06)
• “God, me, when I need an oil change, I’m like, what is this?” – Bretman, on the cost of parenthood (40:48)
• “Defy gravity next year.” – Bretman (48:43)
• “Let me just not be God’s strongest soldier, right? … That’s why God gave you military neck.” – Princess & Bretman (43:20/43:32)
• “Blessed… in all aspects of my life, period. My kids, my man, myself, God, my family.” – Princess (51:04)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:30-02:44: Princess’s content creation journey; Filipino family cooking.
• 04:48-07:18: Holiday/Christmas family gift-giving strategies.
• 08:18-10:16: Chaos and humor of raising toddlers (“two under two”) and sibling advice.
• 12:35-15:56: Cleo’s Wicked birthday story; Ezekiel’s school and personality.
• 20:14-22:56: 2025 accomplishments – content creation and travel; Asian cultural pride, European shade.
• 23:09-28:39: Overcoming major challenges – breakups, military neck, health scares.
• 30:09-33:43: New skills and hobbies – reselling, latte art, sewing.
• 34:39-41:29: Best and worst purchases – valuable gifts, kid-induced shopping regrets, slime disasters.
• 43:13-48:21: 2026 resolutions – working more, wishing for a less “strong soldier” year, family futures.
• 48:43-51:45: One-word hopes/mantras for 2026: “Defy” (Bretman), “Blessed” (Princess); biblical references.
• 51:51-54:19: Christmas wish lists – practical and luxury, plus bidet story.
• 55:00-end: Sign-off, plugs, and final sibling banter.

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Overall Tone

Bold, funny, and honest—Bretman and Princess share sibling energy that is comforting for returning fans and accessible for first-timers. The episode is deeply personal but relatable, full of family anecdotes, Pinoy culture, self-deprecating humor, and reminders to not take life (or yourself) too seriously. Both hosts maintain candid, “no filter” language, keeping the tone lively, sassy, and feel-good throughout.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you love family chaos, Filipino culture, sibling banter, and “real talk” about the ups and downs of life—plus a dose of comedic absurdity—this episode is a must-listen. You’ll feel right at home, whether tuning in for the laughs, wisdom, or wild parenting stories.

Transcript

[A]

The following podcast is a Dear Media production.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Hello, everybody. It is Thursday yet again, And I know you all see something in your screen. No, it's not a bug in your screen.

[C]

It's not Sabrina.

[A]

It's not Sabrina either. It is Ms. Princess May.

[C]

Hi, everyone. Oh, my goodness.

[A]

It's been so long, girl. It's been two months.

[C]

It's been two months.

[A]

But literally, how have been.

[C]

I've been good, honestly.

[A]

If you guys are wondering why Princess hasn't been on the episode, go back and watch when she.

[C]

We did the sports theme.

[A]

Yeah, it was a sports theme episode. She explained why she left, but would you like to tell them again why you?

[C]

Well, I just left just to focus on, like, doing my content, creating and, like, just trying to navigate this whole social media thing because, honestly, it's been really, really, really tough for me. And I'm like, you know what? Let me just be very serious about this because it's like, it's.

[A]

You want to lock in.

[C]

I want to lock in.

[A]

You wanted to lock the fuck in. And I feel like you did. Every, literally every week or every morning, I see you either cooking something, one of the kids doing something, or you and Tony doing videos, which are really, really, really cute. And I'm glad that you followed through because that was the one thing that we learned during the MTV is that, like, sometimes Princess be doing this, but she don't be doing this. Exactly. And you've been.

[C]

I did, sister.

[A]

You're eating. You're eating.

[C]

And I've been eating, too.

[A]

What is your. Oh, yeah, you've been eating too, but you've also been walking. Right, right, right.

[C]

And my hugger walks.

[A]

What was your most favorite piece of content that you created in the last two, three months?

[C]

My cooking videos. Right, sure. Because also, like, mom be teaching me how to make it. She's like. And also the worst thing to make, honestly, because, like, my mom is so judgmental. She's just like, in the back, like, literally, like.

[A]

Yeah, well, I was planning on doing a cooking show with mom anyways for my main channel on YouTube, but literally, I. My kitchen is not together. Like, I want to renovate my kitchen first before I start doing that, but I also want to do it because I just don't understand how I'm the only bitch that don't know how to cook. And it's so embarrassing. And, like, I'm always at home, like, craving mom's cooking, and I really don't want to drive all the way to ever beach sometimes just how sometimes you don't want to drive all the way here to, like, film a show, so. And that's fine, but I wish mom lives closer so she could teach me how to cook. And I need. I really need to renovate my.

[C]

Honestly, though, like, mom's. The way the. The way that mom makes the food, her recipe is just so different. Like, I cannot have any other people's Filipino food.

[A]

Literally, I cannot. I always say that when people ask me, like, what's your favorite Filipino food? I'm like, adobo. But it's my mom's adobo.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Sinigang. But my mom's sinigang, because some people really be trying it, and I'm like, o, no, no, it's not. It's not giving the love.

[C]

Right, right, right.

[A]

It's not giving, like, the mis. Ingredients, you know? Because mom don't be measuring.

[C]

No, she doesn't.

[A]

She really just be like.

[C]

I'd be like, mom, would you mind measuring spoon for. She's like, for what? And just. Just pour it in there.

[A]

I feel like also, it's kind of like learning. Like, learning to cook from mom is like, learning how to, like, cook blind. I feel like it don't really ever make sense.

[C]

Yeah. That's why, like, when mom is not with me while I'm cooking, she gives me the ingredients. She doesn't even give me instructions. She just gives me. And then I just be thinking to myself, like, how. What would Mercedita do?

[A]

WWD, MD, period? What is your most favorite thing that she had, like, helped you cook so far?

[C]

It has to be the cine Gang, because I was always trying to figure.

[A]

Out, like, do you like pork sinigang or fish sinigang? More pork, period. What kind of synagogue do you like? Aussie. Aussie's Filipino, by the way.

[D]

I like pork.

[A]

Okay. Wow. I love a. I love a fish sinigang.

[D]

But fish is good, too.

[A]

Yeah. But also, you guys had the shrimp one before, right?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

The shrimp one. Do be shrimping. I love. I love.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Bratman to earth. Earth to Bratman.

[B]

Girl, you already know who it is.

[A]

Okay, Princess, now it's time for fertility. I think we're gonna skip my little segment today because I really don't got much to say. This is all Princess's ketchup episode because I know y' all miss her.

[C]

I miss you guys, too.

[A]

Okay, so let's start with some fertility.

[C]

Okay, so my fertility since, you know, holidays is coming. Christmas is literally became my favorite holiday. Sorry, Clay.

[A]

I know when this episode goes out, I feel like Christmas will be two weeks from now, I think.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I see.

[A]

So what is your Christmas? Fertility.

[C]

Oh, well, what do you mean, two weeks?

[A]

No, when this episode goes out, it'll be two weeks from Christmas.

[D]

No, this is the one. The week before Christmas.

[A]

Oh, the week before Christmas.

[C]

Okay. Okay. So my fertility is like, you know, as a mom, you don't want to be, like, struggling to find gifts for your kids. Like, I feel like before Christmas, like, you should start already getting gifts so it's not too much, like, you know, and yeah, that's what I. That's honestly my tricks and tips for.

[A]

So start shopping before shopping.

[C]

Right.

[A]

I think my trick. My trick as a gunko for Christmas is obviously, I feel like online, you guys probably think I just have princesses kids as my nephews and nieces, but, girl, my family loves to fuck everybody. Be having so much fucking kids every year. Well, y' all do, like, girl, all the straight ass bitches. There's always somebody pregnant every year in my family. I digress. My tip for that is sometimes it's really, really hard to get individual gifts. And sometimes I don't know where the family kids get it from, but they get so jealous. So something that I like to do is make Christmas baskets for. For the kids and make it as evenly as possible. I don't care what you like. Everybody's getting a slime this year. I don't care what you like. You're all getting Legos.

[B]

Obviously.

[A]

I would do different, girl, for the girls, they would get like. Like last year, I had them, like, do kids makeup and nail polishes. Cause all the girls love that. And then the boys got dinosaurs and Spider man stuff.

[C]

It was a bunch too. Like, girls. Yeah.

[A]

It was just like, small, little trinkets that I would make, like, little boxes for boxes or gift baskets for the kids.

[C]

And I think one year you had the stocking stuffers. Girl, they were, like, huge stocking stuffers, not the little ones. And it was, like, filled to the.

[A]

Top, and they all love it with, like, toys, candy. Yeah.

[C]

I was like.

[A]

And it's so easy. And honestly, it's, like, cheap. Like, it's literally cheap because you just buy the sets and you break it up, and then, like, the kids get what they get, and they're. And there's never like, hey, that's mine.

[C]

Yeah. Why does he get that?

[A]

You know, that's e. Girl, that's literally Ezekiel.

[C]

Oh, my goodness. I literally cannot stand when Ezekiel does that. Like, oh, my God.

[A]

He do. He do be that's why E is the reason why I do that. E is the reason why I give everybody the same gift, because he will mope on the side and let everybody know he didn't get the spider one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm literally like, you got Batman. You don't even like Spider Man. I mean, I think it was the other way around. I think the other way around. But everybody got Batman and he got Spider man, and he was mad that somebody got a Batman. And I'm like, you don't even like Batman, girl. Like, what? So, yeah, that's my trick. Did you have another one? I want to. I want to learn something. Well, one thing that I always question is, how are you raising two kids under two?

[C]

How I'm raising it.

[A]

Yeah. Because some girl for. Wait, let me tell them something. Princess. I will always get random texts from Princess, and I always know what it is. It's always Tofi doing some shit. Tofi. The la. The funniest picture Princess sent me is Tofi in the bathtub, like, full on smiling. Full on smiling. And the bathtub was just filled with what? Princess?

[C]

Literally all of my bath products in there. My shampoo, my conditioner, my shaving cream. Like, literally everything. Even Cleo's tree huts. And you know what's more crazy, guys, is the fact that. That he opens all of the caps so there was no products left. It was just.

[A]

It was emptied.

[C]

It was empty. And the only thing that was in there is just water inside the cap, inside the. Inside the.

[A]

Yeah. And then literally not even five minutes later, after he got out of the bath, he's climbing the. The pantry for lollipops. I'm literally like, oh, my gosh.

[C]

All the way at the top of the pantry, guys. And he climbed it.

[A]

And it's. Because when you're taking care of one, you obviously don't have your eyes on Tofi. So that's when Tofi's doing all these things. So do you have a piece of advice for raising two kids under two or if. Do you guys have advice? If y' all have advice for her, let her know.

[C]

Honestly, I, like, try. I try to keep Tony entertained as much as possible.

[A]

You mean Tofi?

[C]

I mean. Yeah, sorry. Tofi. As much as possible. I know that he likes to climb, and I know he likes to. To do. He likes to put things in a cup, like, or, like. Like a can or a water bottle. So I just try to, like, give him, like, little things so he can put in the bottle. But he, like, it's Just so, like, so hard to keep him entertained because he wants to move on to something else, period. Yeah.

[A]

Entertain the kids, girl.

[C]

Yeah, that's just how it is.

[A]

How's Lele?

[C]

She's good. I can't believe she's gonna be one.

[A]

Literally, like, I was just pregnant. I feel like you just gave birth. I. Yeah, you literally feel like. I feel like you just gave birth. You gave birth around this time?

[C]

Yes, I gave birth December 31st.

[A]

Oh my gosh. She's a New Year's girl. I love.

[C]

I was so sad when everybody was at our brother's house and.

[A]

Yeah, and you were popping fireworks somewhere else.

[C]

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I was popping some.

[A]

Cleo.

[C]

Cleo.

[A]

How has she been?

[C]

She's been doing good.

[A]

I know. You guys, our little girl just went on her first volleyball tournament.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How was that?

[C]

It was fun. It was fun for all of us too because, like, just seeing her. If you knew how clay played before she started volleyball, sis, like, she couldn't even. She didn't know how to like, hit.

[A]

Well, that's with everything, like, for first time, of course.

[C]

I mean, yeah, that's true. But like, she's just gotten so good and she's so eager to learn.

[A]

Yeah, she just, you can tell she, like, loves it. She loves all her friends that she made in volleyball and she like, takes it so seriously. Like, we went to go watch Wicked and she's like, I have practice. And I'm like, queen.

[C]

I have practice, so we got to hurry up.

[A]

Yeah. And then she. No, she came after her practice, Remember her dad, like, dropped her off because she also wanted to watch Wicked. What did you think of our Wicked costume this year?

[C]

It was super cutesy.

[A]

Duh.

[C]

Oh my goodness. I have to tell you guys a really, really funny story.

[A]

Please wait. I didn't talk about it. I know, I know. Say it. I didn't talk about it.

[C]

Okay, so on her birthday, I don't know if you guys know, but Cleo got really sick. She got the flu, but her birthday is also Halloween, so she's in full on in the green Elphaba outfit.

[A]

And she was so excited.

[C]

She was so excited. Like when we got. When we picked her up from school, she was fine. Like everything was fine. And then like getting closer, like to nighttime when everybody was coming for her party, she started to feel sick. Like, really sick. Her, she was like really warm. And she started crying. And like, it was so unserious of me to be laughing at her. It's because just like she's crying and there's just green. She was green. And it's just, like, tears coming down. Yes, she was green.

[A]

And she's dressed like Elphaba. And she's just like. Needless to say, her birthday party. She was asleep. We were literally singing Happy Birthday to the cake.

[C]

No, she was there, but she was crying. I felt so bad. But there was another funny story. Okay, so when I went to her class to give away the her birthday, like, treat and stuff like that, there was a little girl that asked me, oh, Cleo. I mean, that told Cleo, Cleo, I love your Alphabet outfit.

[A]

Alphabet?

[C]

Yeah. I was like, oh, that's so cute. She doesn't know how to say Alphabet.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then she was just like, cleo, where did you get your Alphabet? She was so cute. But, yeah.

[A]

How was her class party? I never had one. Not to be a pick me, but, like, my birthday always in the summer, so it's not like I could throw a party. But how was that?

[C]

It was cute. I met all her friends and I met her crush.

[A]

She has a crush? Ew.

[C]

She just has a crush.

[A]

That's nasty. You're ill. I can't believe Cleo is out here, like, with crushes. Like, I don't even want to imagine a world where she has a boyfriend.

[C]

Like, no, she's very, like. What is that word when you're, like, very, like.

[A]

Like closed off.

[C]

Yeah, she's very closed off, though, for sure.

[A]

She is like such a Scorpio. She's very, like, much like mother girl.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How was E, Miss Princess May?

[C]

Oh, my goodness. Ezekiel is just like, she. She's, you know, Ezekiel.

[A]

Well, yeah, he's less of a smarty pants now.

[C]

I would say he's really smart, actually. He's very smart.

[A]

That's not what I meant. Like, remember when he had such a smart mouth?

[C]

Yes, yes.

[A]

Like, girl, you could not get through with E. But now he's very chill. Like, he's very demure now. And I think he's realizing he's getting older. He's in school.

[C]

So we ha. We actually just had Ezekiel's first, like, parent teacher conference. And the only thing he needed to work on, like, everything else was good. Like, education wise. Like, he's meeting all of the standards, which honestly. Oh, my God. He just hit his quarter three. Like, he mastered it, like, five out of five.

[A]

Like. Like it's hard and.

[C]

But the only thing that teacher said that is that, like, he doesn't know when to stop talking.

[A]

Yeah, well, that's E. Like, he's he.

[C]

Has to, like, let Ezekiel know, like, multiple times. Like, Ezekiel, teacher is talking right now, you know? And then Ezekiel just always wants to say something out of his head, like, a fun fact. Yeah, he's like, he's always giving fun facts.

[A]

I know. That's what I mean. Like, he's always.

[C]

Like, she said that she's always thinking about the fun facts and how right he is sometimes. And I'm just like.

[A]

Like, what do you mean? Like, give me an example.

[C]

No, I don't know.

[A]

Did she ever give it.

[C]

No, she didn't give me an example. But, like, she. There's a time when Ezekiel was just giving her fun facts after, like, going out, going on and on about fun facts. And then he was. She would always be like, oh, my God. Wait, that's true.

[A]

He's like, he ate that. Why would he eat that?

[C]

Yeah, but. Yeah, that's the only thing he has to work out in school is like, he can't stop talking, period.

[A]

I feel like we have the same.

[C]

But he's really sweet. He's a. The teacher said he's a really sweet boy. He loves to work together, but he just does it. And then, like, he. He's the first one to raise his hand. He's always raising his hands, like, he always wants to answer. And then the teacher would ask him, like, oh, can you let somebody else answer? And then he would tell somebody the.

[A]

Answer, and he's like, it's two. That was me as fault. Like, I can't even lie.

[C]

What the teacher said. It's like, he doesn't want to let anyone else, like, answer. But he's. He's a really good boy, and he's smart.

[A]

C. I love that. Girl.

[B]

I am so sorry for interrupting your program. This episode is brought to you by Rula. Thank you so much, Rula, for sponsoring today's episode. Okay, I want to talk about something.

[A]

Real for a second.

[B]

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[E]

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[A]

Well, let's go Back to you, Ms. Princess May, what would you say is your biggest accomplishments of 2025?

[C]

My biggest accomplishment of 2025. Trying to think what mine's honestly, to me, like, just the content that I've been like, those. What. This is what I'm really proud of myself because, like, that's my biggest accomplishment is that, like, I actually did it. I actually did what I.

[A]

You followed through.

[C]

I followed through. I locked in. And that's probably one of the biggest accomplishment because now I can tell myself that I can do it, you know, and like, I'm finally doing it. It's not. It's. I always thought to myself, like, it's gonna be. It's one day I'm gonna do it. I actually did day one already. You know what I mean? I'm there already. You know what I mean?

[A]

So for sure. Okay. My accomplishment isn't really like one thing I would say I'm very proud of all the traveling I've done this year because traveling wasn't something that I 1 enjoyed or 2 could do because of my citizenship status at the time, I. But now, ever since I became a citizen, I've been able to like, see more of the world. I went to Korea this year, went to Japan this year, Thailand, Philippines, and more of Asia, honestly. And it made me realize that, girl, I love Asia. Like, I love Asia. I love being Asian. I love all the diverse culture that we offer. And I hope I'm not manifesting traveling to Europe because I don't really like Europe at all. But I hope I get to travel more and see more of Asia and the nicer and honesty, the nicer people of the world and people that actually smell good. Honestly, you and Europeans fucking stank bitch. And they be so fucking rude. I'm like, you smell like fudgeing BO B and you have the nerves to be fudgeing rude. I don't get it.

[C]

I've never came across a European person. What is your parent like?

[A]

Like France smells like piss.

[C]

Really?

[A]

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm just a scent, girly. Like, I am like when I go to a place, I. I remember it by the scent. Like when I think of like, especially Japan. When we went to Japan, the hotel we were at smelled so good. They had like a specific leilabo scent. And like now whenever I think of Japan, like, I just think of that. And then even if people in Japan, they have like a specific scent or like scent profile that they like to do or have and in Korea as well, like they have a specific scent.

[C]

Right? Wow.

[A]

Yeah. So I would say all the traveling and all the people I've met this year would probably be my biggest accomplishments.

[C]

That's good.

[A]

Period.

[C]

I like that.

[A]

Ozzy, what were the other questions?

[D]

And we have most unexpected challenge you had to overcome this.

[A]

Oh, okay. Well, do you want to ask us that?

[D]

What was your most unexpected challenge you had to overcome this year?

[A]

Oh, you go first. An unexpected challenge I had to overcome this year. I think it was choosing me. I think that was a good lesson that I learned this year, is that, like I always say, I don't settle, but, like, practicing not settling is such a hard thing to do. And I think what I'm trying to get at is my breakup. Like, it was really hard to choose myself and, like, want to, like, step out of that because I just didn't want. Well, one, I didn't want to, like, just throw away a relationship, but also, two, I know I had to choose myself and, like, pick myself and my happiness in terms of just, like, self love. So, yeah, I would have to say choosing myself was a really unexpected lesson that I had to relearn. And I know I will constantly, like, keep relearning it in life with different relationship and situations, but I would say that.

[C]

Wow. My unexpected challenge that I had this year was definitely my health.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Because I had a really hard time with what? With. With my neck pain. I had like a.

[A]

Is that from pregnancy? I thought it was back pain that you were having.

[C]

No, it was for. It was definitely my neck. And, like, I actually found out that I have a military neck, so my neck is straight.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Your neck supposed to be, like, curved a little.

[A]

Wait, try. Look down.

[C]

Well, you can't see it. I saw it in the X ray beach.

[A]

Wait, wait. Can you go like this? Like, I can.

[C]

I can do this. Definitely. I can do this.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But I just like.

[A]

Oh, so you don't got a scoliosis neck?

[C]

No, I don't have scoliosis. I have a straight neck, which is not supposed. It's not a normal thing.

[A]

It's not supposed to be straight? No.

[C]

Your next. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, it's supposed to be like, oh, that's how I am. Like, my back, like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So how do you work on that?

[C]

Exercising.

[A]

And how the do you get that?

[C]

I got it because. So when I went to a chiropractor, they asked me.

[A]

You got it from a chiropractor? No. Oh.

[C]

So when I went to a car, that's when I got my X ray. They told Me, you have a military neck. Did you get into a car accident or did you get whiplash? And I thinking to myself, like a car accident, like I did, but like, not that that. You know what I mean? But I do remember getting into three car accidents before. But it wasn't like, it wasn't like a rare.

[A]

Is crazy.

[C]

But there was one with my ex boyfriend. This is. This is like a long time ago. And then the second one was with Catherine.

[A]

Right, Right.

[C]

Oh, actually there was only two. Oh, wait, there's three. One was with Catherine and one was with my friend, my two other friends. And I do remember getting whiplash on all of them. And I never went to go get check or anything like that, but I guess that's what happened. And also, like from birthing because, like, like I. I breastfeed like this. So my neck is up like this the whole time. And the way I sleep, I go like this with a pillow. Yeah. Imagine that.

[A]

Well, are you ready to serve military?

[C]

I don't want a military neck that it hurts because like my. Okay, so like, imagine your head is just like this and it's like. Basically it's like your head is like.

[A]

Yeah, that's crazy. It's sucking dick hard.

[C]

No, period. It's. It's actually easier.

[A]

Oh, it goes straight in. Yeah, I love that. But what if the dick was curved? I guess we'll never know. Wait, princess. How the fuck does one fix military neck?

[C]

Okay, no, I.

[A]

What are you doing to fix it? I don't think working out will just.

[C]

I did physical therapy.

[A]

Oh, so are you still doing it?

[C]

I know, not anymore. I feel better now. I did physical therapy, but whenever I do feel that, I usually massage my neck or like my shoulder because you're the thing. Okay, so the reason why I had to go to the emergency and then after that I had to go to the. Oh, actually I went to the urgent care and I went to the emergency because they told me that I was having so much anxiety where, where I start to lose, like, conscious and I thought I was having a heart attack.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And like, so basically I went to Walmart. I mean, so I went to the. I went to the store and I started to feel really dizzy. Like I didn't know what I was doing.

[A]

Like on her birthday, be like, no.

[C]

Yeah, I felt super sick and I felt so, like, like I was out of place. Like I was confused and I was like, I better not have like any like, you know, like anything wrong with me in my brain, you know? So I started. I Went to the urgent care and they're like, what's going on? And they felt my back and I told them like, my neck has just been really hurting and stuff like that.

[A]

Neck, back, pussy and crack.

[C]

Yeah. And then so they were saying that like, you know how like your neck is connected to your spine?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So the nerve in my neck is pinching. I mean, yeah, it's pinching a nerve in my head. That's what's causing my headaches because I've had a headache for like four days. So. Yeah, so that was my very unexpected challenge and I definitely started to really be very serious with my. Yeah.

[A]

And also, you're 25, bitch. Like 30. Well, I'm literally not even 30 yet. But like, you're pushing it. Every time I talk to like a 30 year old about like how my knee hurts or stuff like that, they're like, bitch, wait till you reach 30. You're literally going to crack like a glow stick every morning.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I already feel like that. So princess bitch, you better fucking take care of every joints you have, girls. You ain't even 30 yet.

[C]

No, seriously. So. But yeah, I. I went to go get my blood test. I did, ran all the tests and they're like, you're good, everything's good. So I'm really, really happy that I got to do that because it was definitely eye opener for me. And yeah, that was my biggest.

[A]

Did it scare you?

[C]

It did. I literally scared me so bad that I started to call up all my churches.

[A]

Like, they're like, can you guys pray over my neck?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, do you have a civilian neck now or is your. Is your next to military?

[C]

No, it's a civilian now. We love a civilian now. Like, I'm a human again. But yeah, I started to call all of my like church family and like, I was like, can you pray over me, girl? I. I literally called up everybody, even the pastors, period. Yeah, they prayed over me.

[A]

And yeah, what if they were like, princess, there is a D word in your neck.

[C]

That's not funny.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Period.

[A]

Okay, next question. Ozzy, new skill or hobby you picked up this year? Oh, you go first.

[C]

Oh my God. I've been waiting to talk about this. I feel like I never even talked to you about it, but I called Catherine, I called Ms. K because I wanted to talk about it on the podcast. So I was thinking to myself, like, what can I learn to do? Oh, no. Well, learning. I had to learn to do this.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[C]

So I'm starting To sell things, but, like, like, kids toys.

[A]

Okay. Ryan's World.

[C]

No, I'm gonna go to, like, pop ups and stuff like that and sell, like, kids. Like, kids toys.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Cute, cute kids toys. Or like, hair clips, lip glosses, all of that. I'm gonna.

[A]

Well, I'm excited to see.

[C]

Me too. Me too. I'm. That's. That's where I'm going today.

[A]

Call it Princess Boutique.

[C]

That's. That's where I'm going today. Remember when I sold your sweatpants in my boutique?

[A]

No.

[C]

Remember I stole one of your sweatpants?

[A]

Oh, and sold it.

[C]

Yeah, sold it. Yeah.

[A]

And very much.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I remember.

[C]

He was like, where's my sweatpants? And I was like, I didn't use it. And then there was a photo of me.

[A]

But you did sell it. You're like, I didn't use it. I sold it, though. Girl, you're so irritating. Okay, so she. Princess, I would love to see you, like, doing live sales on TikTok. I know, but, you know, mom would eat that up with you. She'd be like, let me go in. That's very Mercedita coded.

[C]

I found a, like, a wholesaler that sells, like, all these, like, cute, fun stuff. Yeah, I feel like it's gonna be so perfect for Christmas because, like, the Christmas stuff. Christmas stocking stuffers, like, they're great things. I gotta show you.

[A]

Period.

[C]

I'll show you.

[A]

Well, follow Princess for kids toys. For me, as of, like, recently, I wouldn't say it's a new skill. It's a new skill I'm working on is my latte art. I've been learning every morning. Well, I don't be doing too much with it because you know me, I really get obsessed with, like, whenever I have a new hobby or whenever I like some, like, guys, when I like something, I love something, and.

[C]

And then when you're over something she's.

[A]

Done, she's dead to me. She's dead to me. But with my latte art, I literally just woke up on, like, four days ago, and I was like. Like, it's hard. So I literally watched one TikTok video and I was like, I could do this. So I did it and I failed. And now I'm, like, determined to get a heart one day, but also not overdoing it because, like, girl, I'm not going to make, like, five cups of coffee every fucking day knowing that. Well, nobody around me drinks coffee. Kat doesn't drink coffee. Ms. K, who literally works a coffee shop, doesn't drink too much coffee. You don't drink coffee, so it's like, it'll just sit there. So I, I, I get one practice every morning and I get so excited for it and I feel like every time.

[C]

Why can't you just like. Sorry, Sorry.

[A]

What?

[C]

Why can't you just like warm up the water and then do the thing without having to make. Does it make sense? Like, can you just warm up?

[A]

Oh, like, just do it on like water. But then I'm wasting milk.

[C]

Then do water. Oh, are you talking about.

[A]

It's the R. Yeah, it's the R.

[C]

I thought you were scared of wasting coffee.

[A]

Well, no, I'm not scared of wasting coffee, but I only, I only drink like one cup of coffee a day. So that's my practice every day.

[C]

Oh, just one.

[A]

Yeah, but I think I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna master four times a day. No, I know, girl, but she drinks black coffee. She doesn't like creamer. I know. Shut up. Literally. Can I not talk about my new hobby? So there's that, but a new hobby that I really did unlock this year would probably be, I don't really be showing it too much, but earlier this year I was sewing and I really mastered sewing. Like, not sewing. Like I'm not gonna sew you a dress or a garment, but like I have sewed all of my pants and fix all of my, I've been getting on my thing. No, I literally have.

[C]

That's literally what inang does.

[A]

Yeah, I started learning it last year, but I was, I sucked at it and I picked it up again earlier this year and I, I'm good at it now.

[C]

I honestly feel like I, I really wish I had more time like you, girl. I don't have any time to do any literally hobbies or when people ask.

[A]

Me like, oh, what, what do you love about most about your job? And I'm like, well, I get excited every, like three months about what my new hobby is going to be. Like. I'm a lot like, my job allows me to explore new hobbies, which I love.

[C]

I have no choice.

[A]

Well, your kids are hobby, period.

[C]

Yeah, they're, they're, that's not a hobby, that's a job. That's a full time job, period.

[A]

If I had kids, I would literally start making them like pay rent like at 10 years old, honestly.

[C]

Because I literally rent though, for real.

[A]

Period. With her brand deals, she'd be praying. I'm like, okay, she's paid.

[C]

Like, she's rich. Don't play with her, period.

[A]

Do you have Another question for us, Ozzy.

[D]

What is the best purchase you made this year and also your biggest waste of money this year? Oh, so it's a two parter purchase.

[A]

Should I go first? Go ahead. My best purchase this year, I would say. Well, my. In terms of best purchase, I mean like how it made me feel. I would say my Birkin with an S. Because one, it's an investment and I can sell it and that doesn't really lose a lot of its value.

[C]

I wish I could get a bag of chips.

[A]

I wish I had a free bag of chips. So the Burke, my Birkins, honestly, like my new little Hermes hobby of just like it's an investment piece is what I tell my, my investors, I mean my business managers, and they're like, yeah, you're right, it's literally better than gold. And then my biggest waste of money this year, I would have to say, honestly, I waste a lot of money on perfumes and like beauty skincare products. Like, I always kind of validate myself being like, this is your job. Like you have to buy all these things. But I'm literally like, sometimes I'll buy a perfume because it smell good at the store, but knowing damn well that perfume doesn't really. Like, it's not you, it's not me. I would just buy it because it smells good or like I would buy. I'm constantly buying products that are like viral or like I'm getting it because it's new or like, but I know I, I never use them or like, I'll use it once, especially with foundations.

[C]

Like, well, let me know.

[A]

I still get PR on top of that too. So it's literally just like, girl, right? Why am I buying so much skincare? So much. But I will say another good investment that I did was buying skincare in Korea.

[C]

Girl, the, the, all the stuff that you got me.

[A]

I know, I know. Everybody that has come on the pod has literally been like, bitch, the things you got me from Korea.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Are such a serve. And I'm like, well, what can I say? Like, it's Korea.

[C]

Every time I use like us like a product from them, like, I actually like really glow. My skin really glows. Obviously I didn't put any today.

[A]

Right, right. I'm kidding. Princess. What about you? I want to, I actually want to know what your big, your best purchase and your waste of money.

[C]

I literally spent all my money on the kids. That's literally. But I don't, I don't, I don't have a best purchase.

[A]

What about your Best Costco find this year.

[C]

Oh, you know what? I do have a best purchase. The best purchase I got was my mom's birthday gift, which was the Apple watch. Because, like, the way she's. She's been talking about it for so long, and I.

[A]

She wanted an Apple watch.

[C]

She wanted an Apple watch. She wanted an Apple watch and A. And AirPods. So Tony got her the ears, and I got.

[A]

I literally got her something, and it never came. Well, it's not come in. It didn't come in yet.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. But. Yeah. So it just, like, I just love seeing the way mom it was when she got it and. And, like.

[A]

And she's really appreciative.

[C]

Yeah. And I just. I just. Yeah. Just made me really happy. And it was like, a really good purchase because, like, before, like, I don't know, I never really gift mom anything unless it was like, she.

[A]

Every time you give my mom anything, it's like, she should have just gave me money. And it, like, crushes me, like, every single time because I'm literally like, mom, I literally got you an Hermes bag. And she, like. I'm like, girl, like, she doesn't really care for a lot of materialistic things, which is such. Of like, I used to not. Not resent. That's a little too dramatic. But, like, I used to get upset when her first reaction to everything is always, why don't you just give me money? Or, like, if you got her, like, a Louis Vuitton wallet, she'd be like, why didn't you put money inside?

[C]

Well, I think the. When she asked you to put money inside, I think it's like a, you know, they look up. Not a traditional.

[A]

Like, I know, but I don't do that. Like, no, especially me. Like, I don't care, like, who it is. Like, I'm not going to be like, why didn't you put money in my wallet? Like, if my managers were like, here's a wallet. Like, we got you a wallet. I'm not gonna be like, where's the money?

[C]

Well, they don't know that type of.

[A]

Tradition, but regardless, I didn't know that tradition.

[C]

Well, maybe. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Mom grew up like that.

[A]

Well, I didn't.

[C]

That's true.

[A]

And so it. That's why I'm like, girl, I'm gonna just give you money, or I'm gonna give you a shopping spree where you can.

[C]

She, like, she be doing. She'd be liking the shopping spree.

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

Where you can literally FaceTime me one day that. That time you guys went, and she literally put her phone out, and she's like, yeah, we got these perfumes.

[A]

She's like, let me pick.

[C]

Yeah, she got. She got this perfume, and she was wearing it one day, and I was like, mom, where did you get that?

[A]

Smells good, right?

[C]

It does smell so fresh. It smells so good. And she.

[A]

And she made it a new perfume because mom has smelt the same since we were kids. Like, she loves. I don't know what it is. It's like this. She has a signature scent since we were, like, second grade, and she's never changed it. And every perfume you put next to her, like, she thinks it's things.

[C]

Yeah, she's.

[A]

She thinks she has the best perfume in the world. So for me or for her to want a new perfume, it was like, honestly, like a. A goal accomplishment.

[C]

Yeah, for me, girl. She.

[A]

Because I'm literally better. Yes, because she literally. Her old scent smells like balsamar. Do you know what Balsammarie. Like, literally. Mom, I love you, but you smell like the dead. Like, and I'm. And I. And you could not tell her anything. Like, I did tell her that. I'm like, mom, you smell like Balsamarga. And she'd be like, she don't care. But so for her to like that perfume, I was like, period.

[C]

Yeah, it definitely. You know, I think it's like. What do they call it? Her hormones are more like, yeah, it's intact. I was like, mommy, not really. But yeah. Okay, so my. My worst purchase was my kids.

[A]

You didn't buy them?

[C]

Can I return it, please? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm. I love my kids. My worst purchase.

[A]

But there be times where you're like, damn, why I purchased y'? All?

[C]

God, me, when I need an oil.

[A]

Change, I'm like, what is this?

[C]

My worst purchase. Oh, my God. I don't have a worst purchase. Everything that I. I get is valuable.

[A]

Okay, princess, you act like you don't be buying dumb.

[C]

My worst purchase is whenever the kids be really be gaslighting me in the store. Those are my worst purchases.

[A]

Like what?

[C]

Anything. Like, toys, Slime. Because there's this one time play. It was like, I promise we're not gonna get it on the rug. I promise. And did and did.

[A]

Girl, I just.

[C]

And I believed them. Every single time they said that they're not gonna get it on any of my shit.

[A]

I just had a niece sleepover, and I had the younger nieces come, and they were like, uncle can we play with your slimes? And, like. And they are, like, Cleo's age. So I was like, I trusted them. And I was. Girl, they done mix all my fucking slimes. And I was very proud of my little slime collection because I would. I would like to say that I was kind of one of the first generation slime kids. And I still love my slime. Every time I go to Tinker Toys, I would get me a little slime girl. I ended up throwing away 10 cups.

[C]

What?

[A]

10, 10, like, different bowls of slimes because they were mixing it and then they weren't closing it all the way. And then one spilled right into my books and the carpet. And I was literally like, yep, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

And getting no sleepover until your age has teen in it.

[C]

Yeah. No, seriously, enjoy.

[A]

Enjoy your last sleepover. Well, my older nieces are fine, but, like, the younger ones, I'm like, girl, y' all ain't having no sleepover until you're a teen.

[C]

Yeah, no, honestly, I was surprised that you were gonna let. Because, like, I was like, who's gonna watch them? Because I know them kids well.

[A]

I had cat, and, like, honestly, like, Cleo is fine. Like, she's older. Like, I think they were just very excited and, like, they had so much slimes to play with. And, like, I miss each other.

[B]

That's why, like, when I told you.

[A]

About it, I was like, don't, player. And like, I. I told the nieces, and they were like, oh, I'm going go scold my. My sister. And I'm like, don't scold them. I'm just telling y' all cuz I need to rant.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Let's talk about next year just in case the POD doesn't see you until next year.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Do you Are. Have you been thinking about any New Year's resolution? What do you feel about New Year's resolution?

[C]

Honestly? Let me just not be God's strongest soldier, right? Like, literally here. Because, like, I've been too strong these past. Literally.

[A]

And that's why God gave you military neck, because you are a soldier.

[C]

Yes. Yes, definitely. And, yeah, I just.

[A]

What?

[C]

I just.

[A]

Now you're a civilian, your neck is a civilian. And now she's ready for civilian issues.

[C]

Yes. No. No issues. No issues.

[A]

Well, yeah, like, not, like, strong soldier issues.

[C]

Yeah, just small kind stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But you're. You're not trying to reenlist.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. That's a good one.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I was gonna say, the older that I get, I feel like the simpler my New Year's resolution gets. Because when I was a kid, girl, I swear every new year, I was starting a new life. But now it's, like, as simple as, like, I want to wear more color next year.

[C]

You said that last year.

[A]

I know. That's what I'm giving examples. I want to wear more color next year, but I think for this year, I want to work more.

[C]

You want to work more?

[A]

Yeah. I work so much already, but I'm literally like, I want to be working, working, working. Like, I want to do. I want, like, no days off. Here I am, like, manifesting no days off. But I really feel like with what I'm setting up for my 2026, it's going to be kind of like that, where I'm like, everything everywhere all at once. But I just hope that I stay very grounded and, like, not, you know, not lose myself in the way, because I know 2026 is going to be very.

[C]

How old are you going to be? 28.

[A]

Yeah, 28. And I'm about to 28.

[C]

28.

[A]

I'm going to be 26. You're going to be 26. Ew. That's.

[C]

We're two years apart.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And then the kids are just gonna get older, who's gonna be 10, and she's gonna be 12.

[A]

What do you see in your crystal ball for 2026 for you?

[C]

Okay, my crystal ball. I want more brand sponsorship. I want to be very serious with, like, just grown up shit. Just grown up shit. My, like, grown up shit. And then, like, I really need. And also, like, I feel like. I honestly feel like I'm gonna get, like, proposed, you know?

[A]

Oh. Period.

[C]

I feel like. I feel like next year I'm gonna be proposed, period.

[A]

You should also add there, like, no.

[C]

Kids and no kids.

[A]

Like, don't get pregnant.

[C]

Don't get pregnant. Like, I just need to, like, hold.

[A]

Up, bitch, when I tell y'. All. Princess literally FaceTimed me last night.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And that shit was enough for me to want to take birth control. And we were on FaceTime for, like, 10 minutes.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Because she was like, oh, Brett, you want to see something? And I was like, okay. What? And Princess puts her phone down, and Tony Toy is inside the passenger seat. And Princess steps out for, like, 30 seconds. And Tofi, like, gets out of the car through the window to the wall. And when, by the time Princess gets back, he's in the street.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And he gathers tofi. They go back inside, and Princess is telling me about the Mr. Grinch meal. And I'm like, well, how is your kids? And she flips the camera, and Tofi is literally climbing this ladder.

[C]

You know how those blanket ladder.

[A]

Yeah. You know those, like, blanket ladders that you put against the wall to put, like, organized blankets in? He was climbing that while Lele was, like, fidgeting with, I don't know, the stuffing.

[C]

No, it's my Christmas decorations.

[A]

Yeah. With Christmas decorations. And Tofi, I was like, princess, he's gonna jump from there and hit the sister. That literally two seconds after I said that, he jumps from there and hits the sister. And then literally, like, he acts like nothing happened and goes back on the thing and just keeps jumping and jumping. And I'm literally, like, energy. And I'm literally like, princess, we've been on the phone for, like, 10 minutes, girl. Like, and you're. And Toffee has already climbed through a car and jumped off.

[C]

Tofi is definitely my. My.

[A]

My 13th week very much. I'm literally like, how the.

[C]

From 1 to 13.

[A]

Because, like, it would. I wouldn't mind if you just had Tofi. Yeah, but, girl, you have a little. Little. Little Lele there as well, and so I get why it's so stressful. It's so stressful. But I was literally just like, damn. Yeah, I don't want none of these.

[C]

Yeah, no. Sometimes it get really stressful. But I thank God that Tony. And Tony helps me a lot with new Utophi. And he can really, like, take. He takes good care.

[A]

He really gets him together, too.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

He's the only one that Tofi listens to.

[C]

Yes. And, like, I'm just glad. I'm just glad, because.

[A]

Period. Ozzy, do you have one more question for us?

[D]

Okay, so this one is kind of like future casting, so think of yourselves in the same place next year. How would choose one word to define your 2026? Or kind of like your. Your. Your mantra heading into 2026. Like, how would you want to live your 2026?

[A]

The only things. The only words that are coming to my mind, and I don't know why I'm. I'm thinking wicked. Maybe because I looked at the camera and we look like Elphaba and Glinda. But flight. I feel like I'm really going to fly. I'm really going to soar. I'm really going to defy gravity next year.

[D]

I like that.

[A]

I. Yeah, I'm definitely going to do unexpected things. Things that I probably would not have imagined. I'm. I want to do more hair stuff next year, and. Yeah, I just want to Define defy the laws of gravity.

[C]

You know, it's so weird because like once he said one word, just fine, girl, defy like 20, 26. I just thought to myself, like, blessed.

[A]

Okay?

[C]

Like, it doesn't have to just be blessed with like materialistic things, money wise or all of that. It's also just like, I know you don't believe in God, but like.

[A]

Don't say that. I do believe in God, girl.

[D]

We did an episode on that.

[A]

Oh, you did? I do believe it. Yes, girl, I do believe in God. I just don't go to be going church.

[C]

Oh, okay. Sorry. I was.

[A]

Church is where I have a hard relationship.

[C]

Okay, well, like blessed in like having a. Having my walk with walk in faith stronger and like, I want to be more disciplined in God's way and you know, bless in general.

[A]

And what's your favorite verse?

[C]

Psalm 27:3. It's literally my spine. The Lord is my light and my salvation. Who shall I fear?

[A]

Period. What is your favorite animal in Noah's ark?

[C]

Noah's ark?

[A]

Yeah, mine's were the roaches. Because I'm like, girl, that is so. No more art coded. Like, girl, of all things, you want roaches in there?

[C]

All of them, honestly.

[A]

Oh, period. She said I don't pick and choose. Okay, I love that. And who's your favorite king from the three Kings?

[C]

The Three kings?

[A]

Yeah, because there's one king that I love the most and it's Martin Luther.

[C]

What are you talking about? The three prophecies. Yeah, the three kings.

[A]

I'm just joking, princess.

[D]

Literally, the three kings with the gold, myrrh and frankincense.

[C]

Right. That's what I'm like.

[D]

But he's just also making the joke of just.

[A]

It was the joke of like Martin Luther King.

[C]

Okay, I'm so confused.

[A]

He actually is my favorite king.

[C]

Oh, okay. Okay. I love that. But yeah, that's, that's, that's. That's what I was thinking. Just blessed and all. Yeah, all these, you know, in all aspect. As aspect. Aspects of my life, period. My kids, my man, myself, God, my family, you know, all of those.

[A]

Period. Well, since in spirit of Christmas coming up this weekend, Princess May.

[C]

Wait, you didn't tell me what you. What, what was your. Oh, yeah, you said wicked.

[A]

Yeah, wicked.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, well, that's not my word, but yeah, like defy. Princess, in spirit of Christmas coming up this week, I feel like we should do a wish list instead of product of the day.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

What kind of things are on your wish list this year?

[C]

Okay. I have Three. I have three.

[A]

I love how you're never prepared for product of the day, but you're so prepared for what you want.

[C]

No, because it's good to have to, to dream. It's good to want something, have a goal. Yeah. Okay, one. I want write this down so, you know, come on right now. And I know you're sponsored by them, so. Okay, I want a full set of new pans for a kitchen.

[A]

Pans?

[C]

Pans. Like.

[A]

Oh, I thought you meant pants.

[C]

I'm like, full set of kitchen pants. Write it down. And I want a camera, specifically a Canon.

[A]

She, she said you had one already.

[C]

I don't. That was a sunny. A 600. And then. Are you writing this down too?

[A]

Girl, I'm just like.

[C]

And my third one was a better neck.

[A]

It's already fixed a neck brace. I don't know, girl.

[C]

Oh, my third one. I forgot it now.

[A]

Well, while you think I'm going to talk about mines, I want my for my Christmas present this year for myself. I'll probably get it for myself because, girl, who gonna get it for me? I want to redo my front garden. I think that's what I want to do. I want to redesign the front garden of my house because the first thing when people come over, that's what they see. And I feel like I could do something more grand and something more Bretman Rock. So I definitely want to do that for my property. But for me, I also want to get a new AP watch, you know, a royal oak, if you will. Or I want my first, like, exotic Birkin or Kelly. Honestly, I've been like, such a Kelly girl lately.

[C]

I wish those were my, my wish.

[B]

List very much that.

[C]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

My third wish list is for these to be my wishes.

[C]

No, my third one has to be. I, I'm actually probably gonna get this for myself or actually for Tony, but for us, actually. But Berman has this bidet because I'm about to, I'm about to steal this bidet.

[A]

I love a bidet.

[C]

Literally. I, I, I'm in love with it, period.

[A]

It's so strong.

[C]

It's strong. It's warm.

[A]

Like, girl, I'll send you the link. It's literally like $20.

[C]

It's not $20. It's 250. And I was trying to get it.

[A]

On Black Friday, period, but it, it's really good.

[C]

It's really great, guys.

[A]

And it was really easy to install. I think it was me and Kat that put it together.

[C]

I was like, really good.

[A]

Yeah, we love it.

[B]

Ozzy, do you have anything on your.

[A]

Christmas list this year besides 100 Thieves shirts?

[D]

I need a new chair for my PC setup. Like an office chair, because my chair keeps. Like it keeps sinking.

[A]

Yeah, we should probably get you a new chair for this one.

[D]

Yeah, I like this one.

[A]

That's about to give you back problems.

[D]

It's gonna give me a military neck.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Or military.

[A]

Your neck is about to enlist on my wish list. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this little catch up sleepover episode with Ms. Princess May came today and she was like, we should be on pajamas.

[C]

Yeah. No, because I really did not feel like dressing up.

[A]

Yeah. And that's why I gave up. Like, I didn't even wear makeup today. I was like, you know what? You right.

[C]

No. I came in the room and I was like, can you like, not wear makeup? Because I don't want to be the only ugly one.

[A]

Yeah. So I curled my lashes and I head upstairs. Well, thank you guys so much. I'll see you guys on the next week's episode. Princess Mei, where can they find you, girl?

[C]

Find me on all my social realprincessmay on TikTok, tok, Instagram and oh my Amazon storefront Real princess me, period.

[A]

And y' all already know me. It's Bremen Rock and she's Bremen Rock everywhere and everywhere social media. And make sure you guys like and subscribe to the baddest radio and give it the best rating there ever is or was. We love you guys and we'll see you next year. Aloha. Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't forget to follow rate and like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the.

[A]

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[B]

Bye, Beach.

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