DaBaddest Radio – "Da Fertility Queen is Reporting for Duty"
Podcast: DaBaddest Radio
Host: Bretman Rock
Guest: Princess May (Bretman's sister)
Date: December 18, 2025
Main Theme
This episode is a confidence-boosting, laughter-filled “catch up” with the vibrant Princess May, Bretman's sister, delving into family life, Filipino food, holiday traditions, motherhood, personal growth, and the hilarious chaos of raising young kids. The conversation is peppered with candid advice, sibling banter, and heartfelt reflections on the past year, as well as hopes and resolutions for the new one. Expect signature Bretman attitude and plenty of memorable quotes!
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Princess May’s Return and Her Content Journey
- Princess May returns after a two-month hiatus, explaining she left to focus seriously on content creation amid the tough realities of social media.
- “I want to lock in.” – Princess May (01:04)
- “Every morning, I see you either cooking, one of the kids, or you and Tony doing videos. And I’m glad you followed through.” – Bretman (01:12)
- Favorite content: Cooking videos, learned from her mom, but admits, “My mom is so judgmental… she’s just like in the back…” (01:48)
- Learning Filipino cooking, especially her mom’s sinigang, is a recurring family theme.
2. Filipino Family Food and Traditions
- Nostalgic discussion about Filipino dishes, emphasizing nobody’s adobo/sinigang matches their mom’s (02:56).
- “When people ask me, what’s your favorite Filipino food? I’m like, adobo. But it’s my mom’s adobo.” – Bretman (02:56)
- Mom’s unique, non-measured cooking style is highlighted.
3. Holiday & Christmas Tips for Families
- Princess’s holiday “fertility” tip: Start Christmas shopping early to avoid last-minute stress (05:18).
- Bretman’s tip as an uncle: Make Christmas baskets for the kids, keeping gifts simple and even to avoid jealousy (06:09).
- “Sometimes it’s really, really hard to get individual gifts… so I make Christmas baskets… I don’t care what you like, everybody’s getting slime this year.” – Bretman (06:26)
4. Raising Kids: The Reality of 'Two Under Two'
- Princess shares hilarious and chaotic stories about Tofi getting into trouble (bathroom product disasters, pantry climbing) – (08:18).
- Advice: Keep energetic kids entertained with tasks that cater to their interests (09:39).
- “It’s so hard to keep him entertained because he wants to move on to something else, period.” – Princess May (10:04)
5. Family Updates & Memorable Stories
- Updates on kids: Lele’s upcoming first birthday, Cleo’s volleyball improvement, and Ezekiel’s school challenges (talking too much; giving fun facts).
- Hilarious story of Cleo, sick on her birthday, crying in green Elphaba (Wicked) costume: “She was crying and there’s just green… she was green.” – Princess May (12:35)
- Ezekiel’s parent-teacher conference: excelling academically, but needs to work on not interrupting—“He just always wants to say something out of his head, like a fun fact.” (15:17)
6. Biggest Accomplishments of 2025
- Princess: “I actually did day one already… I followed through… That’s my biggest accomplishment.” (20:39)
- Bretman: Proud of traveling in Asia after resolving US citizenship issues. Expressed feeling at home in Asia, and comically shaded Europe’s “smells and rudeness” (21:04).
- “You Europeans fuckin’ stank, bitch. And they be so fuckin’ rude!” – Bretman (21:57)
7. Unexpected Challenges
- Bretman: “Choosing myself” after a breakup, practicing self-love (23:09).
- Princess: Struggled with severe neck pain, discovered she has “military neck” due to accidents and breastfeeding posture.
- “Basically it’s like your head is like… yeah, that’s crazy, it’s sucking dick hard.” – Bretman (26:29, comedy moment)
- Physical therapy helped resolve it; serious health scare led Princess to seek prayers and support.
8. New Skills or Hobbies
- Princess: Started a kids’ toy side business for pop-ups; plans to sell cute items (30:09).
- Bretman: Practicing latte art. Brief but entertaining: “I get one practice every morning and I get so excited for it.” (32:44)
- Also sewing clothes, inspired by grandma (“inang”).
9. Best and Worst Purchases of 2025
- Bretman: Best – Birkins (“an investment”), skincare from Korea. Worst – Perfumes/beauty items she doesn’t use.
- Princess: Best – Apple Watch for mom, seeing her mom genuinely happy (37:03). Worst – Gave in to the kids for toys/slime, which inevitably caused messes: “My worst purchase is whenever the kids really be gaslighting me in the store.” (41:06)
- Both lament the chaos kids and toys can cause (slime stories, ruined rugs).
10. Looking to 2026: Resolutions and Hopes
- Princess wants a less challenging year: “Let me just not be God’s strongest soldier, right? … That’s why God gave you military neck.” (43:20 / 43:32, laughter)
- Bretman aims for productivity: “I want to work more… I want, like, no days off.” (44:29)
- Dreams for 2026: Princess hopes for more brand deals, “grown up shit,” possibly getting proposed to, and no new kids. (45:21)
- Hilarious reflection on how crazy and energetic the kids are, especially Tofi.
- One word for 2026: Bretman: “Defy” – “I feel like I’m really going to fly, I’m really going to soar. I’m really going to defy gravity next year.” (48:43)
- Princess: “Blessed” – Emphasizes faith and gratitude in all aspects of life. Gives her favorite bible verse: “The Lord is my light and my salvation; who shall I fear?” (50:09)
11. Christmas Wish Lists
- Princess: New kitchen pans (“You know, come on, write this down and I know you’re sponsored by them…” (52:15)), Canon camera, and (jokingly) a better neck.
- Bretman: Redesigning front garden, new AP watch (Royal Oak), first exotic Birkin or Kelly.
- Princess’s third wish: fancy bidet, after being impressed by Bretman’s.
- “I’m about to steal this bidet.” – Princess (53:50)
- “It’s so strong. It’s warm!” – Princess (54:10)
- Ozzy (producer) wants a better desk chair: “My chair keeps… like it keeps sinking.” (54:39)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- “Sometimes Princess be doing this, but she don’t be doing this… And you’ve been–I did, sister.” – Bretman & Princess, on follow-through (01:22)
- “Learning to cook from mom is like learning to cook blind. I feel like it don’t ever make sense.” – Bretman (02:29)
- “The shrimp one do be shrimping.” – Bretman, about sinigang (04:29)
- “He [Tofi] climbs the pantry for lollipops… all the way at the top and he climbed it.” – Bretman & Princess (09:04/09:20)
- “On her birthday, Cleo got sick… She was crying and there’s just green. Yes, she was green.” – Princess (12:35)
- “You Europeans fuckin’ stink, bitch. And they be so fuckin’ rude!” – Bretman (21:57)
- “Choosing myself was an unexpected lesson I had to relearn.” – Bretman (23:09)
- “Basically it’s like your head is like… that’s crazy, it’s sucking dick hard.” – Bretman (26:29)
- “Military neck… Are you ready to serve, military?” – Bretman (26:16)
- “My worst purchase is whenever the kids be really be gaslighting me in the store.” – Princess (41:06)
- “God, me, when I need an oil change, I’m like, what is this?” – Bretman, on the cost of parenthood (40:48)
- “Defy gravity next year.” – Bretman (48:43)
- “Let me just not be God’s strongest soldier, right? … That’s why God gave you military neck.” – Princess & Bretman (43:20/43:32)
- “Blessed… in all aspects of my life, period. My kids, my man, myself, God, my family.” – Princess (51:04)
Timestamps for Important Segments
- 00:30-02:44: Princess’s content creation journey; Filipino family cooking.
- 04:48-07:18: Holiday/Christmas family gift-giving strategies.
- 08:18-10:16: Chaos and humor of raising toddlers (“two under two”) and sibling advice.
- 12:35-15:56: Cleo’s Wicked birthday story; Ezekiel’s school and personality.
- 20:14-22:56: 2025 accomplishments – content creation and travel; Asian cultural pride, European shade.
- 23:09-28:39: Overcoming major challenges – breakups, military neck, health scares.
- 30:09-33:43: New skills and hobbies – reselling, latte art, sewing.
- 34:39-41:29: Best and worst purchases – valuable gifts, kid-induced shopping regrets, slime disasters.
- 43:13-48:21: 2026 resolutions – working more, wishing for a less “strong soldier” year, family futures.
- 48:43-51:45: One-word hopes/mantras for 2026: “Defy” (Bretman), “Blessed” (Princess); biblical references.
- 51:51-54:19: Christmas wish lists – practical and luxury, plus bidet story.
- 55:00-end: Sign-off, plugs, and final sibling banter.
Overall Tone
Bold, funny, and honest—Bretman and Princess share sibling energy that is comforting for returning fans and accessible for first-timers. The episode is deeply personal but relatable, full of family anecdotes, Pinoy culture, self-deprecating humor, and reminders to not take life (or yourself) too seriously. Both hosts maintain candid, “no filter” language, keeping the tone lively, sassy, and feel-good throughout.
For First-Time Listeners
If you love family chaos, Filipino culture, sibling banter, and “real talk” about the ups and downs of life—plus a dose of comedic absurdity—this episode is a must-listen. You’ll feel right at home, whether tuning in for the laughs, wisdom, or wild parenting stories.