Earth Day, Delusion Chambers, and Dating Men in Their 60s

Summary

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Episode: Earth Day, Delusion Chambers, and Dating Men in Their 60s
Host: Bretman Rock
Guests: Ms. K (Kiefer), Ozzy
Date: April 16, 2026

Overview

This episode celebrates Earth Day with Bretman Rock, Ms. K, and Ozzy in a lively, laughter-filled conversation about living sustainably, their dream Earth-friendly inventions, dating older men, and the power of confidence. The squad gets candid about Disney live-action remakes, delusional (and hilarious) ideas for the future, and wraps up with a raucous trivia game. Fun banter, cultural insights, and genuine self-reflection are at the heart of the show’s beloved, baddie tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Earth Day Vibes and Personal “Green Wins”

[00:22 - 16:48]

• Favorite Parts of Earth:
  • Ms. K loves leaves—especially the color forest green.
  • Bretman appreciates Earth's uniqueness and her water, "She's cunt." ([00:52], Bretman)
• Earth Day Practices:
  • Bretman: Grows a variety of fruits at home for sustainability. Wishes to expand to a vegetable garden but has challenges with chickens and peacocks invading the patch. Composting is a big win for him; avoids chemicals due to the health of chickens. ([12:50], [18:04])
    • "I compost a lot in this household. We compost in this household." ([18:04], Bretman)
  • Ms. K: Thrifts, recycles, and upcycles clothes; prefers creative reuse to waste. Admits to the occasional fast fashion splurge out of convenience despite liking thrift shopping.
    • "I'm very DIY... I'll recycle anything that I can reuse." ([15:16], Ms. K)
  • Ozzy: Picks up trash when he sees it and never litters; impressed by the cleanliness culture of places like Japan and Taiwan.
    • Conversation about different cultural approaches to waste, praising Japan and Taiwan’s clean streets and strict anti-litter policies. ([19:07-23:06])

Disney Live-Action Remakes & Nostalgia

[03:00 - 11:19]

• Moana Live-Action Trailer: Mixed feelings—excitement for new visuals vs. feeling Disney is remaking things too soon.
  • "Right away. It’s a little bit like, girl, let it sit. Let it marinate." ([04:54], Bretman)
• Wig Discourse: Playful roasting of The Rock’s wig in the Moana poster.
  • "Sometimes it’s better not to say anything. So let’s say nothing. A lot was said." ([04:32], Bretman)
• Dream Live-Action Adaptations: Tangents on potential movies they'd love to see: Toy Story, Pocahontas (with a caveat for accuracy), Hercules (casting debates), Incredibles, Dexter’s Laboratory.
  • “Imagine if there’s a prize for rotten judgment...” ([09:12], Bretman’s Megara impression)
• Casting Faves: Coco Jones for Tiana; discussion of potential Herculean hunks and megastar fatigue (Jacob Elordi “is in everything!”).

Sustainability in Consumerism

[16:04 - 19:07]

• Overconsumption & Collecting: Bretman’s “obsessive personality” with new hobbies (Sonny Angels, film cameras, chickens) and the journey to practice moderation. Tries to share/give away excess; working to stop starting new collections impulsively.
• Promises for the Future: If Bretman launches a brand someday, vows to make it sustainable in all aspects—ingredients, packaging, and shipping.
  • "...to be environmentally conscious through and through, with everything from the ingredients, the packaging, to how it’s sold... That is a promise." ([27:40], Bretman)
• Nighttime Electricity Use: Bretman shares a new habit of turning off all house lights to save energy and prevent bug infestations, which also helps with his sleep schedule. ([28:03])

Culture and Dating Older Men

[24:47 - 27:40]

• Lighthearted but genuine talk about their attraction to older men; Bretman is open to dating men in their 60s at 27 years old.
  • “I feel like I could date someone in their 60s even if I’m 27.” ([25:13], Bretman)
• Fun rundown of sexy celebrity men in their 60s: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr.
• What "POC" means to Bretman: person of color, person of culture, person of coin.
  • “That’s my type.” ([24:14], Bretman)

Delusion Chamber: Inventing Wild, Expensive, and Socially Questionable Concepts

[34:12 - 41:16]

• Segment intro: "Pitch us your most unhinged, expensive, or socially questionable ideas."
• Dream Inventions:
  • Ozzy: Gigantic water slide from the top of Coco Head into the ocean.
  • Bretman: Fantasy about eco-friendly bridges or vehicles connecting island nations ("Let me drive to the Philippines real quick!")
    • “Girl, I’m bored, let me go to Fiji real quick.” ([36:11], Bretman)
  • Ms. K: A party bus that carries your car with you when you need to get home after a night out, or a driving service where someone just drives your car back—like Uber, but just a driver.
    • “Like Uber, but just the driver drives your car back home for you.” ([39:17], Bretman)
  • Underwater ocean aquariums where humans visit animals in their natural habitats—a humane twist on SeaWorld—but recognizing the environmental pitfalls.
    • “I think it’s time to stop putting animals in aquariums and start meeting them in the middle.” ([39:45], Bretman)
• Discussion Touchpoints:
  • Utopian city projects like “The Line” in Dubai and Akon’s abandoned “Wakanda” megacity.
  • If the hosts could build their own wonder of the world: Bretman would be an island shaped like himself (“Visit Bretman’s Rock”), Ms. K would have a hidden forest castle.

Fun & Games: Liar, Liar – Trivia & Superstitions

[47:02 - 63:15]

• Liar, Liar: Guessing which out of three given “facts” is fake. The topics ranged from animal trivia to Filipino folklore and love.
• Hilarious speculations and confident, sometimes-wild reasoning:
  • On chins: Baffled to learn only humans actually have a “true” chin. ([61:31])
  • Superstitions: Discussed Filipino beliefs about dropping spoons/forks predicting visitors.
  • "Would you do a $250,000 diamond manicure?" "No, I would not do that." ([51:15], Ms. K)
  • Ms. K’s hyper-literal logic, Bretman’s fake ‘competition’ energy, and Ozzy’s deadpan hosting style keep the laughs rolling.

Product Picks & Beauty Tips

[63:25 - 65:48]

• Ms. K: Raves about revive eye serum with ginseng and retinol for plumped under-eyes.
• Bretman: Recommends “Cane” (Kane) recovery slippers with acupressure dots—looks like crocs meets Shrek, apparently.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On water: “There’s not a lot of water on other planets. She’s cunt.” ([00:52], Bretman)
• On collecting: “I was getting Sonny Angels every fudgeing week…like, I need every film camera there ever is or was.” ([17:03], Bretman)
• On Moana: “Let’s have a moment of silence [for The Rock’s wig]…A lot was said.” ([04:32], Bretman)
• On sustainability and businesses: “That is a promise: to be environmentally conscious through and through, with everything from ingredients, packaging, to how it’s sold.” ([27:40], Bretman)
• On dating older: “I cannot date anyone younger than me, thanks to Princess.” ([25:07], Bretman)
• On inventions: “Girl, I’m bored, let me go to Fiji real quick.” ([36:11], Bretman)
• On superstitions: “If I get into a subject, I literally look up every single one, like, rabbit holes.” ([53:36], Ms. K)
• On chins and trivia: “As humans, are the only animals with true chins? That’s crazy. I swear I was trying to give you that one.” ([62:35], Bretman, shocked)
• Ms. K’s iconic summary energy: “Reuse your packagings...That’s why a lot of people are not as creative as before...Let’s love Earth so she can love us back.” ([33:53 - 33:58], Ms. K)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:22] – Earth Day greetings and opening thoughts on Earth love
• [03:00 - 11:19] – Disney live-action deep dive & dream castings
• [12:04 - 16:48] – Earth Day “green wins” and personal sustainability habits
• [17:03] – Bretman’s struggle with collecting and moderation
• [24:47 - 27:40] – Dating older men; what “POC” means to Bretman
• [34:12 - 41:16] – Delusion Chamber: wild invention brainstorming
• [47:02 - 63:15] – “Liar, Liar” trivia game and superstitions
• [63:25 - 65:48] – Product recommendations and influencer tips
• [33:53 - 33:58] – Ms. K’s call to creative reuse and planetary love

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Takeaways

• Celebrate Earth: Small, consistent steps—gardening, composting, recycling, and even just turning off lights—can collectively make a difference.
• Pop Culture Nostalgia: The squad shows that love/hate for Disney reboots is universal, and fancasting is an art.
• Personal Growth: Recognizing your own habits (like overconsumption) and working to change is a vital part of living "baddest" for ourselves and the planet.
• Delusional Confidence Is Key: Dream big, even if it’s for a water slide down a mountain, an eco-bridge to the Philippines, or your own island-shaped in your image.
• Creativity & Kindness: Repurposing and conscious consumer choices are cool—and so is making the world (and our wardrobes) a little more unique.

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Transcript

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The following podcast is a Dear Media production Hello. Hello everybody. Happy Earth Day. Advanced Earth Day to everybody.

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Happy Earth Day.

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What does one celebrate on the Earth day?

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I just feel like about Earth, right?

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Everything that has to do with Earth.

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Be outside.

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What is your favorite thing about Earth?

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Actually my favorite thing about Earth is the leaves.

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Oh, okay.

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That's one of my favorite color. That's why it's like forest green. Right?

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Right. I'm wearing your favorite color today. My favorite thing about earth has to be. It's water. You know she's very unique. There's not a lot of water and a lot of like other planets. She's cunt.

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Yeah, I, I love the water period.

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Let us know what you guys favorite thing about earth down below and we will see you after this intro. Oh wait. Also wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. It is your host, Bretman Rock.

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Oh, and your hostess, Ms. K. Period.

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We will see you after this break. Bretman to Earth. Earth to Bret. Girl, you already know who it is. And we're back. Girl, I keep forgetting to introduce ourselves.

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I know we've been doing very good actually.

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Yeah, we have today we have a very special episode. If you guys are watching this, this is a pre filmed episode. I feel like I'm gonna say that every time a episode is pre filmed just so you guys know. But we got Ozzy back as well.

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Hello.

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Hey Ozzy.

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Ms. K is back and should we just get started on our segments today? Yes, because speaking of segments, Ozzy got segments for us for days today. Ms. K. What am I looking at?

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Oh, you're looking at this drink right here. It's kind of like. I kind of. I panicked. I didn't know what to make so I made a banana milk. Banana milk with vanilla on tastes exactly that. Banana milk.

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Banana milk with vanilla.

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It's good.

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It's like giving like just like a little cute snack for like if you like. If you're like a banana lover and you like milk.

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She's good. Have you tried like the banana milks in Japan, Ozzy?

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I know that's kind of like my.

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Your insp.

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Yeah, inspo.

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Oh, I think so.

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I wanted to try it but she has dairy so I didn't get to try it. But I did try.

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I heard it's really good.

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I did try, like, the strawberry milk and my stomach really turned. But yeah, I heard the banana milk was really good. This one's really good too.

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Oh, thank you. Thank you.

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Do you have any tea this week?

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My tea of the week is. I don't really have a tea of the week. It's more of just like, my thoughts. What are your thoughts about? Like, because, okay, so recently, I know I talked. My tea last week was about, like, Harry Potter, but this one is going to be the Hannah. Not the Hannah Montana, the Moana live action remake.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I saw the.

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The trailer come out.

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Oh, the trailer came out?

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Yes. I didn't watch it because obviously I'm not Heihei and I'm a little bitter about that. So I was like, yes, I don't want to watch it.

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Come on, Disney.

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So, okay, but I saw the poster. Yeah, I'm just kidding, you guys.

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I.

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But I'm not kidding about not watching it. I'm kidding about being bitter. I don't care. But do I. Do I not care though?

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He really would have.

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I'm kidding. I'm so excited to see it, though. I mean, I know the kids are going to force us to go watch it. So regardless, what are you most excited about it?

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Honestly, how it is and like, the whole wave. Like, I want to see, like, the wave animation because the one on the cartoon was already really good. Like how the wave was like, thing. But I want to see it, like, how they're going to do it in real life.

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Yeah. I did see some, like, still images. Like still tea. Yeah. Scary believe. So the only thing that I have to say, which I don't want to sound like a hater, but the rocks wig.

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Oh, yeah. On the poster.

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Yeah. Let's have a moment of silence. Cuz sometimes it's better not to say anything. So let's say nothing. A lot was said. A lot was said. A lot was said.

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But my tea was. How do you feel about like. Like shows, like cartoon shows, getting live actions? Like, right away?

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Right away. It's a little bit like, girl, let it sit. Let it marinate. Let it sit.

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I'm like, y' all didn't even make Toy Story live action yet, and you guys are already making Moana live action.

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Ooh, Toy Story live action.

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Right? And I feel like it would be so easy, like, just toys.

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Real life toys like Le Trel. Do you have other Dream Live Play movies?

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I do, but it's A little controversial.

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Okay. Lady and the Champ.

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No. Pocahontas.

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Oh, oh, oh, right.

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They.

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I hope they do it. If they do it, it needs to be, like, historically tasteful, but also historically correct.

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Correct. Yes. But imagine colors of the.

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You think you own whatever land you land on.

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That's probably why I love a good, like, long black hair. Because of Pocahontas.

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I mean, that movie in itself was just so. I mean, I. I still. Because it was one of the first, like, Disney movies that I feel like I watched even when I was in the Philippines, I knew who Pocahontas was. And obviously I'm not Native American, but I saw myself in her same. I mean, I don't know about falling for no same. You can, but, like, I was like, oh, my God. Gosh, this beautiful native woman.

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I. I just never thought about, like, how, like, controversy it is until, like, I grew up where everyone was like,

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oh, my God, yes.

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You don't even know the folklore about it. And so I was like, oh, not

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even a folklore girl.

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It's a whole lore. A lore about it.

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Not.

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I didn't even say folk.

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But, you know, a lot of people compare Pocahontas to Avatar.

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Oh, tell me which Avatar.

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The blue one.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Way of Water, Right? Yeah.

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Or just like, the whole series itself, like, just coming over because, like, a

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white man came over New World and his.

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Fell in love with the. Exactly.

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The native.

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Yes.

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And now he wants to be a part of. Yeah, I guess Pocahontas is different because John Smith wants to take her.

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Her back to this stuff.

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I think it's a. Isn't it based on a weird actual story? It is, right?

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Yes.

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From Sacagawea.

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Got you.

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Queen mice would be a live action of God. Sorry. Oh, gosh. They kind of did all the princesses.

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They need to remake Mulan.

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Like, Mulan. I'm sorry.

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Like, stick to the story

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as well. Yeah. I need my cricket.

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Yes.

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You know what would be a fun one? It would be the Incredibles.

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Oh, that would be a good one.

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Incredible. I can't think for some reason, but maybe I must say lady and the Tramp.

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Lady and the Tramp would be cute.

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I also want to say, what is a classic one that they haven't done yet? Tiana. I don't think they're in the front. I think they're just in the front.

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Gonna do it soon.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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With. I think, who's gonna play. What's her name? Coco Jones.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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I need Tiana. As Coco Jones.

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Please, please. She's like, the most perfect one.

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And I'm almost there. Oh, my God.

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I could already see her saying that.

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I will be there. I will be there.

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Another one is Hercules.

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Oh, yeah. Who would be your Hercules?

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My Hercules would be. It would have to be Mr. Superman, but I'm like, girl.

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Henry Cavill would be a good one. Yeah, he's kind of old already.

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Yeah.

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Another one.

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I would say Zayn Phillips. He's gay.

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Who's Zayn Phillips?

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He plays a lot of, like, buff gay people. Hold on, let me show you.

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Let me look up possible live action.

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They already have a. A Hercules.

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Do they?

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Currently in development with the Russo brothers.

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Who is him?

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Yeah, he's the Hercules.

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Oh, there's. They're still.

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He looks like the Hercules, right? Look up Hercules.

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There's. They haven't released, like,

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Zane Phillips Hercules, right?

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Yeah.

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He would do so good.

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I'm telling you.

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Who'll be your Meg?

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Me. Imagine if there's a prize for rotten judgment.

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What's her name from Euphoria? You guys, I'm not really good with names.

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Like I said, Jules.

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No, Miss. Yeah, no, Miss. Maddie is Maddie.

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Oh, Maddie Perez. Yeah.

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Meg.

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Meg. As Meg.

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Meg. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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She would eat. I feel.

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I feel like she has that dark,

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like, essence about her.

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Yeah.

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Love her.

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Okay.

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Who else would you watch as? Oh, I feel like. You know what would be a funny take on a live stuff?

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What?

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Dexter's Laboratory.

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Didi. Yeah, right. Oh, my God.

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A movie that is so very much, like, PR Bratman coated. I feel like just like two siblings that's fighting every.

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Fighting every day.

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Yes.

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You guys, I wish we were, like, telling when we were kids, me, Bret, and Princess would, like, literally fight every day, and we would be like, you guys should film. You guys stop fighting.

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Yeah.

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It's just the funniest thing ever. I think the funniest thing is when Princess, like, stab you with a lead pencil.

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With a lead pencil. And then I chased her and she slipped and hit her head.

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Yeah.

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And guess who got in trouble?

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You. Because she was like, no one cares about me.

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Literally. I'm like, you literally stabbed me with a pencil. How am I the one in trouble? Because you stabbed. Mind you, I didn't even, like, I didn't push her. I didn't, like, trip her. She fell because she went around on socks and hit her head. And then I got the beating anyways. I can't believe you remember that. I still have. And I remember it because I have a Fucking mark. My first tattoo.

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And your lead pencil stayed on.

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It stayed on. I still. I. I was at this leg.

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Okay, how's this as a live action Meg? People are rumoring, dua lipa.

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Okay, okay.

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I can see that.

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Cute. A beautiful brunette. Yeah.

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They're saying Jacob Elordi as Hercules.

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I'm tired. I'm tired of him.

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We need to move on.

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I'm tired of him. I'm sorry.

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Like, we need, like, a new actor.

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That true. I would agree with that.

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I'm so. I'm not even a hater. I mean, I am a hater. Like, honestly. But not of Jacob Elordi as in. In general. I am a hater, but I'm also just like, babes. I've seen you enough already. Like, you're in everything. I love you, but let's give other

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actors overuse because you're going to get

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like, girl, you are Frankenstein. You were this, you were that. I'm like, girl.

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There's some actors who are, like, overly used.

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I mean, I get it. Like, everybody wants to be a super at least once in their life, but there's another.

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But not everyone has to be him.

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Okay.

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Okay. Ozzy has special segments for us today.

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Yes.

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And let's get it started. Also, I don't have a journal entry for you guys today. Sorry.

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It's okay.

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So this next segment is kind of particular, but I do have, like, other segments we're gonna try and test out. So if you guys like the segments, please comment below. Let us know if you. We should.

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Did you make segments?

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Kind of. I was just, like, brainstorming. Yeah, but this one's particular. So we're going to do, like, an Earth Day segment. This one we're just going to talk about, like, your. We call them green wins. So, like, things that you do for the Earth, that's like a. Like a win for you that you feel like is a win. So, like, sustainable DIYs or like.

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Like, whenever I drive, I put my car in EcoSport.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Yeah, Just small little things that we can help with Earth.

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Because everybody knows bear is like a farm.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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So I was gonna say I was gonna start with that. I plant a lot of plants. I try to. I try my best to live kind of well. I try my best. Like, I said, I'd still be getting my fucking vegetables and fruits at the store sometimes, but I try to grow as many vegetables and fruits as I can, because, knock on wood, there comes a day where, like, there is no grocery stores. The blackout, the Great blackout. I can live in on my land. I mean, obviously I still don't think I could be eating my chickens, but I could eat their eggs. And I have kind of like a. I have something that is always blooming and growing in my garden, which is cute. Yeah, I grow a lot of fruits, but I feel like for me, like

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weird edibles in your garden.

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I would love to grow more vegetables. I'm. I'm a good fruit grower. I don't know if I'm a good vegetable grower. Honestly. I've tried difference there.

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I think they're faster growing.

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Yeah. Very like seasonal. And like fruits are too. But like vegetables, like you kind of have to replant them every season. And like a fruit tree, literally it stays there, you know? And sometimes like, I don't know when to harvest. Like one time I grew these beautiful lettuces and I was like, oh my God, I think it's time to like harvest them. And then I waited too long and it bolted.

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Oh.

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Like it literally grew up. It bloomed and I was like, oh, it's not good anymore. So things like that. But I definitely want to start a vegetable garden. And I think my biggest problem with that is I have also chickens and peacock neighbors all the time that will come and fuck it up. So I would literally have to build a greenhouse.

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Yes.

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And I really don't feel like I have that in my books right now.

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I just believe that dome outside is going to turn into your greenhouse period.

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Or a hot tub. Honestly.

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Yeah, or a hot tub.

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Right.

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Or the other.

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Oh my God. Imagine going in and just.

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Exactly. Okay. What are things that you do?

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Well, I'm not really as extremist, like brat. I don't really have plants or fruits or anything.

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Okay.

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But I do believe in recycling. I'm a very much one of those. I am. I have a very creative mind. So whenever I use things, I try and then keep reusing it. And I don't want to, like, especially with clothes. Like, I like to cut my own clothes just to like innovate and like make it something new.

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True. You are very like DIY when it comes to clothes.

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I'm very diy. I'm very like, I'll recycle anything that I can like reuse.

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Yes, please.

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Yeah.

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And I have a big personality, obsessive personality where I get obsessed with collecting things sometimes. Like, if I like something, I love something. And now I'm more like. Especially with like, Sonny Angels, girl. Like, I was getting Sonny Angels every fudgeing week.

[C]

Yes. But you also give them and like, you also, like, share.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

One thing about your, like, excessiveness is, like, when you have too much, you know when to give out.

[B]

True. That's what I was getting at. But also, I really don't need to start a new collection every fudgeing time.

[C]

Girl, it's your hobby.

[B]

Because I. Because literally I saw this TikTok again the other day where it was like, trying to see if why I need to spend $10,000 on this new hobby that I found 30 minutes ago. Yeah. Like me, like, literally when I liked film cameras, I was like, I need every film camera there ever is or was, girl. And I was bidding on ebay. When I like chickens, I was getting every chicken breed there was, like. So I've just. I really just have a obsessive personality and like, finding the line of just like, babe, when to stop, when to stop is what I'm working on. But something that's green that I. I do is which I need to get a new one. But I compost a lot in this household.

[C]

Oh, yeah, you do.

[B]

We compost in this household. Just because I can't really be using a lot of fertilizers in my garden because my chickens will eat it. And sometimes fertilizers. Not sometimes, all the time. Some fertilizer, especially chemical ones, could fuck up a chicken. Like, as in kill them. So I try my best to use compost mostly.

[C]

That way they can still eat it.

[B]

Yes. And if they wanted to. And earthworm castings as my fertilizer. So just being more cautious of chemicals.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I'm growing things with.

[C]

Yeah. You know, one thing I'm bad about about environmental friendly stuff is buying fast shopping, fast fashion. Fast fashion. I have like a habit of just like doing last minute and like what I need is like I need it right now. And like the fastest way I could find the one is through fast fashion websites, which I need to stop because I like thrifting, but I just don't like to go out and like sort sort items.

[B]

Ozzy, what are things that you do that are earth conscious?

[A]

I think the biggest one for me is just making sure I don't litter anywhere. Just like putting things out and then also seeing if there is litter. Like just pick it up and then put it in a trash can because people would just be leaving their trash.

[B]

Isn't it crazy how in Japan they don't really have a lot of trash?

[A]

So cool.

[B]

And it's not littered.

[A]

It's not littered.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean I've seen, I think they

[C]

have like in Paris where it's like their trash is literally on the side of the street.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like stinky, but I think there's like positions like there. I've seen a group of, of group of gentlemen just walking by and they're all just like picking up like whatever trash they see. And even if it's not on the ground, if they see you holding something because you know, a lot of people, they're holding their trash because they don't know where to put it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So they'll walk by and they'll just be like, oh, do you want to like put your trash in here? And I'm just like, it's crazy.

[B]

I did go into one street and it was not crazy, but it's crazy. But expected. But I went to one street and I saw like a pile of trash and then the first and I was just like people watching obviously. And would you guys like to guess the type of people that left their trash, let's say. Right, right, right. And I was like. And it was like four different people that left their trash in there. And I was literally like, oh, okay, I come in. Yeah. Not always. Not not always. But when it is it, it is always white people.

[A]

Sorry.

[C]

No, but I mean that's what they're used to. Like I said yes.

[B]

And I'm like, not that I understand, but I'm literally just like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, really, just do whatever. And get away with it.

[C]

Wait, is. Is Japan the place where it's like forbidden for you to walk around eating?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's like loitering or like, they don't really want you to be walking around holding your food, eating. They just want you to sit down, enjoy your food.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So I think so from what I've learned, like, the first time I went to Japan, that was kind of the. The etiquette that I was learning.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I think now that I've been there a couple times and I've seen a few videos of like, people are saying, like, you only do that with the food that you're expected to, like, actually sit down and eat. So like, if you bought like a bento or if you bought something that's like a plate. Yeah, a plate. Like, you're not gonna freaking walk around

[B]

and just like, like how I'd be like, yeah, yeah.

[A]

But I've like, I've seen people with like, you know how they have those little pouches with the jelly inside.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To go to eat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, they'll eat it on the. The train.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But it's like, don't be a. Like you're not gonna get pizza. Just walk around with pizza and eat.

[C]

Like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, that's also just like, uncomfortable to do anyways.

[C]

Anyway.

[B]

Yeah. Like, yeah, you know, I'm not gonna be eating a no bento walking around like, girl. Yeah, I get it.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

It's so many things, like, honestly that we could learn from, like, even progressive countries like Japan. Like, I love how the fact that, like, they don't even like Thailand. Nice. Taiwan.

[C]

Oh, is it Taiwan, the one that rules of, like, no littering.

[B]

Yeah, Taiwan.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Like, what is that about?

[C]

Like, no littering or else you're going to get fined if they see you.

[B]

Even gum.

[C]

Even gum. You can't be chewing gum because you have a 10 of spitting it out.

[B]

I believe Taiwan is the cleanest country in the world.

[A]

Oh, let me look that up.

[C]

That's the one with the lines, right?

[B]

Yeah. I think it's Taiwan.

[C]

The mermaid line.

[B]

Please tell me it's Taiwan.

[C]

I think it's Thailand.

[A]

It is generally considered top tier in

[B]

Asia rather than the absolute, where it's not Thailand.

[A]

Taiwan is frequently recognized for its high cleanliness, driven by a strict zero percent waste culture.

[B]

Exactly. Wow. I only know this because remember our auntie Melda, she worked in Taiwan.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And she was like, girl, you can't later that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like anywhere over there. They're very, very, very strict, which Honestly, strict is sometimes needed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, a lot of these cleanest countries are like Europe. Ish.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Have you guys heard of Estonia?

[C]

Estonia?

[B]

Estonia. Okay. No, I haven't.

[A]

Denmark is one.

[C]

Denmark.

[A]

Switzerland.

[C]

Oh, I can see Switzerland.

[B]

Swiss was clean.

[A]

Like Luxembourg. Finland.

[C]

They're upper European countries.

[B]

Yeah. Love the culture. The culture. Literally. You know what's so funny? One of my kids that I was training the other day because no, she wasn't even the one I'm training. She's the team manager. But sometimes she'll come hang out with me. And we were at the. Me and one of the coaches was cute.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I was like, oh my God, he's so cute. The coach. And then she goes, wait, what is your type? And I was like, poc. And she's like, like people of color. And I'm like, no, it could also be like person of culture. Yeah. Because I'm like, there is like pale people who are. That's cute. Right? I was like, I love person of color, person of culture and person of coin. Wow. Poc.

[C]

I love my poc. Times three.

[B]

Times three. Exactly. That's my type.

[C]

Have you ever heard of the. I think it's called the triple m or the 4m in the Philippines. Three m's. And I'm like, when I heard that, I'm like, yes.

[B]

Wait, have we ever talked about how old we would date? No. How old would you date?

[C]

45. Oh, you better with my age right now. 45.

[B]

Me at my right age of 27. I feel like. Well, obviously I feel like everyone knows my type is older. I cannot date anyone younger than me. Thanks to Princess.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And not thanks to Princess. It's just thanks to like having a sibling that's literally one year younger than you. And everybody younger than me reminds me of my sister. And everyone that's even way younger than Princess reminds me of all our nieces. Like, regardless if it's a boy, I cannot take you seriously if you're born in. Yeah, I'm sorry. But. But I feel like I could date someone in their 60s even if I'm 27. Yeah. Okay.

[C]

I thought I was going to judge by 45 because I just went 45, but. But same.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, when I was like salt and pepper girl.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[C]

I want me a white haired daddy. Like, right?

[B]

Yeah, Right.

[C]

I think the oldest one I talked to back when I was like 25 was like 25. Of course 25 was like 50.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I was like. But he did not look 50.

[B]

The oldest one I spoken to was only 14 years older than me, so, like, 39. 39. Yeah. He's 40 now. Yeah. Oh, wow. But he was like, 34 when we.

[A]

I have a list of celebrities who are 60s.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Brad Pitt.

[C]

Brad Pitt.

[B]

Well, yes. Yes.

[A]

S. George Clooney.

[C]

I don't know who that is.

[B]

Girl, in a heartbeat.

[A]

You don't know who. George.

[B]

You don't know how.

[C]

I have to see a photo.

[B]

Oh, babes, he's mine.

[C]

Let me see.

[B]

Let me see. George Clooney and his wife. Beautiful.

[A]

Who's his wife?

[B]

Beautiful? I don't know, but I know George Clooney has a wife. A beautiful mall, huh?

[A]

Amal Clooney.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's Lebanese. British.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Yes. Like, right now. Yes, yes.

[A]

Yeah, we're talking right now.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Tom Cruise.

[C]

Tom Cruise.

[A]

Keanu Reeves.

[C]

Keanu Reeves.

[B]

Hawaiian Keanu Reeves.

[A]

I just found that out, too.

[B]

That's Uncle Keanu.

[C]

Keanu, yes.

[A]

Robert Downey Juniors.

[C]

Yeah. Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's a lot, actually.

[C]

Don't even say Leon. Wait.

[B]

We're getting sidetracked. We're talking about.

[C]

And now we're talking about boys.

[B]

I'm, like, only saying this because it just came to mind. I try my best to. Well, especially if I were to work on. On my own brand one day, I really want to be very package conscious because a lot of, like, packaging and even the PRs that I get, like, sometimes I'm literally like, you sent this much plastic and boxes for the tiniest lip balm.

[C]

Like a sachet.

[B]

Yes. And I'm literally like, girl. So that is a promise that if I were to make a brand one day, to be environmentally conscious through and through, with everything from the ingredients, the packaging, to how it's sold and things like that.

[C]

Things like that. Things like with an eye roll and a period. Right.

[A]

That's good, though.

[B]

Another thing that I have been. You would be so proud, Kiefer. Honestly.

[C]

No, I am, but every.

[B]

No, no, no. Another thing that I've been doing is every night now, I turn off all the lights in the house. You do, Right, right.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I use. I literally walk around the house and turn off the lights.

[C]

That's also chore to do. It is.

[B]

But also because. Remember the storms that were happening? Yeah. I don't know if he had, like, a nat problem.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Oh. I still have not problems.

[B]

Yes. And it was because my lights were on at night, and so they were getting attacked. They were getting inside my house, so. And it's really been a habit that I've been doing for like two weeks now. But honestly, it also makes me feel like I. I go to sleep earlier because all the lights are off. Yeah.

[C]

So. And you'll be scared to get out and leave your room.

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

Because you're like.

[A]

So you. You keep the light on for like just. You're scared of the dark kind of thing or.

[B]

No, it was just really not a habit that I'm like, it was just everything. I would literally go to bed and with the lights on, like, it was just not a hack. It's not like a br has a

[C]

lot of bad habits that he needs to change. I'm not even gonna say on the mic, but one of them is that. And one of them is. You know what it is.

[B]

What?

[C]

But you. Your doors.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. His doors, My doors, girl.

[C]

They.

[B]

I mean, it's whatever.

[A]

But I'm curious now. Wait, what?

[B]

Some. Well, okay, since Ms. K already said

[C]

it, you don't have to say it.

[B]

Something that I'm working on is making sure all my doors are locked every night. Even though my house has 72 cameras and five security guards.

[C]

But you still have 500 doors.

[B]

And I have 500 doors making sure they're closed every night. Yeah, you're right. That is even when I lived in ever beach in the main street, I'm like, yes.

[C]

Ever since when? I think ever since you started get your owning your own house, never lock a door.

[B]

And that was crazy as even remember. I remember when I would be in LA and I would come home to Hawaii and my assistant was like. And she. Because she would go there to make sure in your apartment was nice. She'd be like, you didn't close your door. If you didn't have an assistant, you. Your apartment would be open for a whole month before you get here. Imagine coming home, coming back to la, and nothing's inside. And I was like, yeah, that is a really bad habit. You're right.

[A]

Do people do that in like the Philippines? Like, they keep their doors. Yeah.

[B]

Well, I mean, before. Yes, yes. But like I said again, it's just not a habit that I grew up doing because, like, my mom would close the door.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or like the uncles would close the doors for us. So it's like we kind of.

[C]

Kind of like got spoiled a little bit with, like, chores.

[B]

Yeah. But yeah, it is something that I am working on. And my doors stay locked now because the cats get.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And like, literally sometimes because the cats

[C]

are very smart and they know how to open Bread's doors.

[B]

Yeah. Or they get in and then they get out too. So it's like, oh my God, just get in.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Any other statements you guys want to make about Earth Day? I think we talked a lot about.

[B]

I do have a very not unique Earth based memory.

[C]

What?

[B]

Remember when Earth Day would happen and it was the worst thing ever? Not that it's the worst thing ever, but as a kid it was the worst thing ever because Nickelodeon or Disney would always be like, it's Earth Day, go out there and play. And it would just be that all day. Remember when Disney would promote and the whole time is literally just a black screen and it's like, go out and play. I'm like, no, I carly on.

[C]

I already did. I was outside. Where the.

[B]

My car. I carly at. Put him on.

[C]

One thing about like a statement about Earth Day is please take care of our Earth.

[B]

Sorry. Yes. I don't want to leave the Earth Day conversation with that. But that was just a memory. Please take care of Earth. We only have one Earth.

[C]

You guys be wondering why things been happening to Earth and like, like that. But we have to look to what we're doing and you know, focus on that.

[B]

It is, it is sometimes great to take accountability for a lot of the things that's happening to Earth. Yeah. It's easy to point fingers. Like all these weather things are government made, which could be true. But also like sometimes you got to be like, it's also our fault.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We use so much like fossil fuel, electricity, even down to like AI nowadays. Like they use a lot of water. Yeah. So just being, I think just overall just being conscious, obviously, I think regardless of what you do, especially in this generation, you are gonna contribute to something one way or another. Even using your phone, getting a new phone every time. Buying clothes and buying makeup and skincare.

[C]

Yes. It's even if you think that like it's not, you're not really like affecting anything that you're doing or like using will have an effect on that.

[B]

Yeah. You know, just an easy practice is like knowing knowing where to put your trash. There's trash and the black trash and just like knowing where to put the trash in. What is recyclable, what is.

[C]

Reuse your packagings. Like, let's say a lot of like I noticed like a lot of like makeup stuff. Stuff.

[B]

Or like, and nobody uses, nobody uses cookie boxes as sewing kits anymore.

[C]

No. Yes. That's why I'm like, we need to go back. And I feel like that's why a lot of people are not as creative as before. Because, like, they would create some. They. They would look at something and think of something like, how am I going to create it? Or how am I going to turn this into that?

[B]

Yeah. So let's love Earth so she can love us back. Yes.

[C]

She's mad. Mother Nature's mad.

[A]

So this next segment is called Delusion Chamber. Based off of time, we're just gonna do one from each of you guys. But what you guys are gonna do is you're gonna pitch us your most, like, unhinged, expensive, or, like, socially questionable ideas.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So for example, mine would be like a water slide from the top of Coco Head going down to the ocean.

[C]

That would be so.

[B]

That would be so cunty.

[C]

Like, what is that in. What is that one show?

[B]

But imagine being like. Again, I know.

[C]

That's why you have to, like, climb up.

[A]

But at least it's worth it because.

[C]

Yes. Yeah, you have to slide down. It reminds me of that one show, you know, the chip of war on the cheap of war. There's this one scene of, like, where Jason Momoa and Ali, which is. Was racing down because Jason Momoa wanted to be in his office. So what they did was they needed to, like, do a trial and they did the sledding.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[C]

Long slit.

[A]

Look, the hill.

[C]

The hill. And then they just ended up in the water. And I was like, wow. It reminded me of that, all the.

[A]

The water slide.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

Because usually on this podcast, when someone pitches an idea, we kind of just look at them like, what the. So for this one, you guys are gonna support each other by giving logistics and asking, like, how can we actually do this?

[B]

Something that I would love. Obviously. This isn't really after all the Earth talk. This is just if I ruled the world type shit. Okay. This is not me being like, Earth.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

But I really think, like, just, girl, let me drive to the Philippines real quick. Oh, or like bridges. Yeah, like, you're talking like, bridge.

[A]

Or maybe like a vehicle that can take you.

[B]

Maybe it could just even be like a water vehicle that's, like, faster than a boat.

[C]

Or like, like a flying car.

[B]

Yeah, like, we can make that eco friendly.

[C]

Or.

[B]

Yeah, just like, maybe something like where everything is connected. Where I'm like, ugh, girl, I'm bored. Let me go to Fiji real quick.

[A]

Like, how far is that drive?

[C]

Like a cute two days.

[B]

Yeah, a cute two days.

[C]

But if it's in the water, there's, like, really no traffic.

[B]

But imagine the view of, like, oh, look at this water.

[C]

Yeah, like, no traffic lights. No like, literally, like, stuff I would invest.

[B]

Girl, that would be.

[C]

So I'm in the Pacific Ocean. I'm just passing Hawaii right now. I'm kind of just big.

[B]

But imagine going to Antarctica.

[C]

Where are you? Yeah, I'm like, where are you? Oh, I'm like, I'm in the bottom of South Africa. I'm coming now, though.

[B]

I'll have a flat tire.

[C]

Oh, my God. That would be so cool.

[A]

Are you thinking just, like, regular cars driving over, like, roads?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Would it be like, regular cement roads or like, you thinking maybe like, a hover? Like something that can float on the water?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Like those buses that turns into a boat.

[B]

Okay, Ms. Fritz. Bitch, this ain't magical. School bus.

[C]

No. And, okay, so when I was a kid, do you know that show Feshwit Ruff Ruffman Y.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Okay, so that in that one episode, they went to a boat. Like, a. A bus picked them up. In the first episode, a bus picked them up. And then all of a sudden, they started driving to the water, and there all the kids were like, what is happening?

[B]

What is happening?

[C]

And. And it turned into a boat.

[B]

I couldn't wait to renovate. And then. Oh, my God, I cannot wait to touch with ra Y.

[A]

Man, that would be crazy, though, to see, like, roads on, like, the road on the ocean. Open ocean.

[C]

I have one. You know how, like, we've been having, like, a lot of drunk drivings and, like, stuff? What if we created a vehicle for a vehicle?

[A]

Okay, we listen. We don't judge.

[C]

We're supposed to be in the. You know. Okay, so listen, listen, listen. Okay, so let's say I'm going to a party, but I don't. I'm like, okay, I don't want to, like, drive back because I know I'm gonna drink and drive, but I don't want to leave my car here. Like, I don't trust any of these people. Okay, so what I want to do is I'm gonna create, like, a bus where you park your car inside and takes you to a bus stop closer to your home, and then you just drive home.

[A]

Actually, like a car delivery service.

[C]

Yes. But you're inside the car while your car is inside This.

[B]

I feel like. But not that service. Yeah, but like, car delivery, period.

[C]

You know what I mean? Because there's sometimes where we would go to dinner, and then even if you're a Tesla, we drive your Tesla. You're like, I don't want to drive. You know, I would say some, like,

[B]

this isn't me disagreeing. With you. Yeah, I feel like that's a good idea. But a cheaper alternative would be like an Uber, but it's just a driver that you're ordering.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

So you know, somebody would drop off the driver.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And then pick up the driver.

[B]

Yes, yes. That would be a cheaper outfit.

[C]

That's a cute idea.

[B]

Like Uber, but just the driver, like drives your car back home for you.

[C]

Yeah, like a. Like a. Like a driver.

[B]

Yeah, of course. It'd be like a trusted driver.

[C]

Yeah. Like every. All of their information is like on your phone.

[B]

Yeah, that's cute. That's cute. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's cute.

[C]

Like, we just need something like a train even.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Imagine putting your car in a train.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And you're like, oh, my gosh. In the back. Like a cargo ship.

[B]

Yeah. I.

[C]

For the land.

[B]

I think also I think it's time to stop putting animals in aquariums and we need to start meeting them in the middle.

[C]

How so?

[B]

I think. I think there needs to be an aquarium that's in the ocean and it's just underwater. And you literally just go underwater and

[C]

you're like a restaurant like that.

[B]

Yes. But like, I want it to be like a full on. Like.

[A]

Like it's not on land. It's actually in the ocean.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I hear you.

[B]

Like, girl.

[A]

Have you watched Blackfish?

[C]

We need to stop documentary.

[A]

It's about like SeaWorld and like how.

[C]

Yes, I watched that in like middle.

[B]

I don't think I watched it, but I think I heard of it. Yeah.

[A]

I think it's called Blackfish, but it's.

[C]

It's about the whale that died because. And everyone was making a fuss because they're like, why is the fin like that? Why is the film floppy? And like in the wild, it's like straight. And it became like how the environmental. How like they're not getting enough swim and like exercise and their stuff is too small and like their general mood is like, not it.

[A]

That's why their fins goes safaris.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Like where you can just drive out like that.

[B]

Yeah. But like ocean. Yeah. Underneath.

[C]

That's where you're.

[B]

But then again, like, I don't really trust humans to make that a humane thing. Like, I already know like building underground thing that goes under the ocean that looks up is probably gonna take a lot of their homes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So maybe not. But that's just an idea of just like a solution of like, how can we meet these fishes in the middle.

[C]

Like a Moana wave where the literally like the water just parts of the middle. And then we just walk through. Have you guys seen the line yet? That one controversy that Dubai was making?

[A]

The what?

[C]

The line is supposed to be the new invention of like.

[B]

Oh yes, yes, yes.

[C]

But then they, they said they just stop making it because they gave up. It was too complicated or something.

[B]

It's like a utopian like city. Right.

[C]

So it's like a mirrored line that goes across the desert of like Middle east. And then supposedly inside would fit like millions of people, like planet.

[A]

Isn't it like reflective?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

From the outside.

[C]

So it was supposed to look like nothing is there.

[B]

Yeah, I know this one.

[A]

That's too crazy.

[B]

I think Akon also did something like that. Haran. I think I like it on. Yes. Hold on, let me locked up Akon. 6 billion futuristic Wakanda megacity in Senegal, Africa has reportedly been abandoned. And it's like this.

[C]

Wow, that would have been so cool.

[A]

Oh geez. That's crazy.

[B]

That is cool.

[A]

Getting abandoned, it's kind of detrimental to like, I mean, talking about Earth Day, like when those projects get abandoned, it's like, it's. It stays there.

[C]

Yeah. And it's also like, what about the materials that you use? Like that.

[A]

Yeah. Over promise and under deliver kind of thing, period.

[C]

Well, if you were an inventor, what would you make?

[B]

If I was an inventor? Damn.

[C]

Like, you know how like all of the great of the world, like let's say like the one in Cambodia, like the Angkor Wat. The Angkor Wat is the largest temple of the world. And it's like built by. I guess they said it was the king that built it and he made like a stuff like. Like the Egyptian made the Egypt because their king wanted to build it. Like. So let's say if you were one of those, like, what would you build?

[A]

Like an architect.

[C]

Architect. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. Like, maybe I'm just such a fucking Leo or. I'm just thinking about the Jesus. Literally.

[A]

Where would you put it? In the Philippines?

[B]

Like, you know how in Brazil. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

That one. Some like that. But it's like what would be your

[A]

pose as a statue?

[B]

I don't think I would even do a statue. Like I would do a whole island of me. Oh. Like off of a Philippines. And it's just me like laid out like, it's just like my silhouette laid out like this.

[C]

Oh, and this is an island.

[B]

Kind of like Moana when she was asleep. But I'm more like this.

[C]

That's so cool.

[B]

And I'm just in the middle of the Ocean. And I'm like an island. You can visit Bretman's Rock.

[C]

Like the Statin. Like, what is that called? The Liberty Island.

[B]

Yeah, but it would be Bretman's Rock. Yeah. When you live Bretton's Rock, the.

[C]

I would have a castle.

[B]

Okay, cute. But what is. What makes it. Ms. K. I would build it in

[C]

the middle of the forest so no one can find me.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And it's.

[A]

Cause why would you do a castle instead of like a. Like a tree house or something?

[C]

Yeah, like a treehouse castle.

[B]

Crazy.

[C]

Like, it would be sitting in like a dark oak tree.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And like. Yeah, it start from there. But I already seen that.

[B]

Like, and then you're gonna have like a. Like an adventure guy looking for Beaton. And then he starts with Iwanka. And I'm gonna be like, oh, my God. Ms. K. I'm. Ms. K. Is the head of. What are they called?

[C]

The cacao ones.

[B]

What are they called? She's the queen of Oompa Loompas.

[C]

I don't know. I would just make my own village. And I'll be the deity.

[B]

Period. Full of gold and wisdom.

[C]

Yes. I would look like.

[B]

And they come to you and they're like, name my daughter. Yes.

[A]

Name my daughter.

[B]

Okay, Ozzy, we've been going off. I know. What. What have you.

[A]

What would you build the water slide on Coco head?

[C]

Why is that so Aussie?

[B]

I know you keep bringing that up. Girl, you want that water slide so bad.

[A]

I. Cause I don't know, I just feel like I. Every time I want to hike. Cocoa. I'm like, I would love to hike. Okay. But it's the thing about going down.

[C]

Someone should actually do that somewhere here. Like, I'm like, you use the mountain and you just make a water slide.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I am big on, like, hoverboards. Like, actually hovering. Oh, I'm saying yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like a hoverboard, but actually, like, out of the.

[A]

Out of my. So, okay, wait. Like, my delusion is like, stuff I've seen in, like, movies and stuff.

[C]

Like, what is that called?

[B]

The future.

[C]

There's that hoverboard.

[A]

I want like, an actual lightsaber from Star Wars. Like a functioning lightsaber from Star Wars.

[B]

Okay. Slice me up.

[A]

Yeah, that would be just all those.

[C]

Make like a big ass lightsaber.

[A]

Yeah. Or like the energy sword from Halo. I know you guys probably don't know what that means, but.

[C]

No.

[B]

No, I don't. Girl. I keep fucking yawning for a bitch that got eight hours of sleep. My God.

[C]

That's probably why you keep yawning.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, Ozzy, should we move on to our last segment? We have a couple more minutes so we can do a few of these. But we're going to get into a game talking about delusion. Are you guys good at detecting people's like, bullshit?

[C]

Oh, not really.

[B]

I think I'm good if I know the person. Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

But I'm not good with like body language and things like that. Like looking to the left type.

[C]

I mean, if you can't look at me my eyes while you're saying it, then I think you're calling bs.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You think they're lying.

[B]

True.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so. Well, this is not more so about a person. I'm gonna give you guys. So this game is called Liar Liar. And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you guys three facts.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Out of those three facts, you guys have to tell me which one's the lie.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

Ms. K would be so good at this. She thinks everything's a fact.

[A]

So we're gonna do it. Everybody just lock in their own answer.

[B]

So I'll give you like an A again.

[A]

You guys tell me which one you guys hit me. All right, so for the first round we have fact A. It's the fact wombats are the only animals in the world that have cube shaped poop.

[C]

What is the wombat?

[A]

It's like a cube.

[C]

Like a bat.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

They're like, what do you call them? They're like little, it's like bears kind of thing. Well, this is not going well. So. Okay, I have two more. So.

[B]

Well, that was the fact.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so B, fact B. A group of flamingos is officially called a fabulousness. Okay, then fact C. Certain species of turtles can actually breathe through their butts.

[B]

Yeah, I know that's a fact.

[C]

It's the flamingo.

[B]

I think flamingos are called something else. The flamingos, like a group of them.

[C]

The flaming hoes.

[A]

Okay, so you guys are locking in

[B]

B. Yeah, I'm gonna go with a D. I mean,

[A]

she is the lie.

[C]

The turtle.

[B]

I think that's a fact though. I'm gonna go with B. Okay, so B. Fabulous.

[C]

You said fabulous.

[A]

Fabulousness.

[B]

I think they call it something else.

[C]

I think so too. Okay, go. So I think we call him B. Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so Beast B's answer, because I already showed you A. But a group of flamingos is actually called a flamboyance.

[C]

Flamboyant me when I go to the gay club. Yes.

[B]

Look at those flamboyants I love that okay so much.

[A]

Don't ask me to show things anymore because that's good.

[B]

Your phone is right there.

[C]

Let me search it up myself.

[A]

Well, don't search us. You know you can't search up like, you're just gonna have to go off. Yeah, yeah, kind of go off. Your intuition.

[C]

Just describe it next time.

[A]

Okay, so this one, the theme is history, but make it hot. So fact.

[B]

A.

[A]

In the 18th, 18th century, high society women use lead based makeup that was so toxic it literally ate the skin off their faces.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Like Queen Victoria.

[A]

High heels were originally invented for men, specifically Persian cavalry soldiers to help their friends stay in stirrups while riding horses.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[A]

Or see, the most expensive manicure in history cost $25,000. Because the Polish. The polish was made with actual ground up moon rocks.

[C]

Wow, that sounds real.

[A]

Which one's the lie?

[B]

Wait, can you say B again? B.

[A]

High heels were originally invented for men, specifically Persian covers.

[B]

I thought you said hygiene means no

[C]

high heels because high heels were made to me. High heels were made to make men's cab look prettier. So C. It's C. Wait, what is A?

[A]

A is in the 18th century, high society women use lead based makeup that was toxic.

[B]

Yeah, that's why she died.

[C]

Yeah, because they used a lot talc and stuff.

[B]

C. Not lead.

[A]

C. Correct. So the world's most expensive manicure, the Azerture Black Diamond Manicure, costs $250,000 and uses black diamonds.

[B]

And it was me.

[C]

Dang.

[A]

Would you guys do that?

[C]

Whose nails is that?

[B]

No, I would not do that.

[A]

That's crazy. 250.

[C]

Fun fact. Wigs are actually made for men too.

[B]

True. Like our hair wigs. Yeah. Oh, you remember those pictures of the founding fathers with the royals? Oh, yeah, they ate that.

[A]

Damn, you guys are pretty. I feel like you guys are gonna get all this. Correct.

[B]

I really think so too.

[A]

All right, so this one's Filipino folklore and food.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Yeah, I feel like you guys might get these. Okay, fact. A banana ketchup exists because there was a massive tomato shortage in the Philippines during World War II. So they used mashed bananas instead.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

B, in Filipino superstition, if you drop a spoon, it means a male gas is coming. If you drop a fork, it means a flat female guest is coming.

[B]

Okay, I've never heard about that.

[A]

And C, the Philippine eagle, the national bird, is the only bird bird in the world that can fly backwards.

[C]

C. I don't think egos can fly backwards. Yeah, no, I've never heard that.

[B]

Monke yeah, because B sounds correct. I've heard that before with the spoon. But also, I thought the spoon meant, like, a stranger was coming.

[C]

And then I guess I didn't.

[B]

This one fork was, someone's gonna die or something. Someone's leaving.

[C]

Yeah, I think that's just like.

[B]

But I don't think it was, like, a gender thing.

[C]

But that makes sense because usually, like, forks are like.

[B]

Yeah, I'm gonna just go with C. I think it's.

[A]

C is correct.

[B]

Okay. Thank God.

[A]

So only hummingbirds can fly backwards.

[C]

Yes. Because they have a weird fly pattern.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Their wings. You know how, like, sometimes birds. I have, like, a lot of weird facts. Sometimes birds are friends. What is that called? Their wings are made to go up and down, usually. But the hummingbirds can go side to side up and down and horizontal. That's how they go towards, like, the raindrops. That's why. And, like.

[B]

And go backwards.

[C]

Yes, and to go backwards. And then the key thing is that the reason why they have wings like that is that they have to make their bodies stable enough to. For them to get the pollen out.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I knew that, but not that much of it, but I knew that. I knew that, but not all that.

[C]

Yeah, I have, like, weird, like, little tick tocks where I just, like, go in, like, you know how, like, you have your weird, like, little habits where you just, like, buy a bunch of stuff?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If I get into, like, a subject, I, like, literally looked up every single

[A]

one, like, rabbit holes. You just. Yeah, me too.

[C]

Like, remember me with flat earth?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's me with hummingbirds.

[A]

At least we convinced you that the earth's not flat.

[C]

I think it still is, but.

[A]

Okay, that's another. Okay, next question for the superstition one. I think that one is, like. Like an unexpected visitor. So if you unintentionally, like, drop your fork or.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then it's like that visitor is. Is either male or female.

[C]

I've never heard about that.

[B]

You never?

[C]

No. Like, the whole.

[B]

The man.

[A]

Like, the whole superstition itself.

[C]

Yeah. But I've heard about, like, how spoon and fork represents, like, men and women.

[B]

I always thought. I thought. I always thought. This is what I always thought is that the spoon is some, like, someone's coming unexpected, and then a fork is someone leaving unexpected. And that means either death or someone just, like, leaving your life. Yeah.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

Well. Oh, wow. I never thought it was, like, a gender thing, but that also makes sense.

[A]

Yeah, we'll find out. I don't know how, but we'll Find out.

[B]

Well, let me drop a spoon real quick. I know.

[A]

Let me just like, you have to do it unintentionally. Oops.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Me every day. Me every single time.

[B]

Me dropping 10 spoons.

[A]

Or if it's like you're having dinner with a friend that you don't want to be friends with anymore, you're just like, oops.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You're leaving. Oh, that's leaning. I think that's you.

[A]

You got a spoon with your name on it. Sorry.

[C]

They're gonna be like, why do you keep dropping your fork?

[B]

Oh, I'm actually telling you of you to go back.

[A]

He's like, I heard a superstition about.

[C]

I'm gonna use that one.

[A]

That's funny. This one. I guess we can finish it up. There's two more. This one's love and relationships.

[C]

Oh, I'm really good at this.

[B]

Wait, we're getting an ace.

[C]

I know you guys are doing good.

[A]

It's good.

[B]

I struggling with questions.

[C]

I know. We.

[A]

Because they have to be random facts as well. Yeah, you guys would.

[B]

It can be like a expected things

[A]

for you to know.

[C]

Yeah, like, if they didn't teach me this at school, I will know about it.

[A]

Okay, here we go. Fact A, the founder of Match.com lost his girlfriend to a man she met on Match.com Match.com. statistically, couples who meet on a Tuesday are 22% more likely to stay together for over five years than couples who meet on a Friday or Saturday.

[C]

That sounds true. Because Saturday, Friday are, like, mostly, like, going out and, like, party people.

[A]

And Fact C, in ancient Greece, throwing an apple at someone was a way to propose or declare your love for them.

[C]

That's true.

[B]

I've seen something.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen something like that too.

[B]

Can you read me one more time?

[A]

Statistically, couples who meet on a Tuesday are 22% more likely to stay together for over five years than couples who meet on a Friday or Saturday.

[B]

A is the match.com. i feel like that's too niche to be a lie.

[C]

That's too, like, coincidence.

[B]

Yeah, it's too niche. But also, I think B, because I think it's the other way around where I think Friday Saturday couples last longer than the Tuesday couples.

[C]

Why?

[B]

I don't know. Weekends, weekend energy.

[C]

Yeah, because, like, if I meet someone at a weekend, I. I would be only seeing them on that weekend.

[B]

Let me think.

[C]

And if I'm seeing you on a Tuesday, I'm gonna be like, okay, good to see you. I'll See you this Friday.

[B]

I do think maybe. I do think maybe A is true, but maybe it's a different app. Like, what if it was?

[A]

You think it is a lie?

[B]

I mean, yeah, Like, I mean, yeah, maybe A is a lie, but it's just A. Or no, the true. It's a true story of, like, somebody starting a dating app and then their partner finding someone on that dating app.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. But maybe the dating app is not match.com and it's Tinder or something else.

[C]

I think so.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna have you guys maybe.

[B]

Let's do A and B. Which one do you want?

[C]

I'll do A. Because I was really questioning that one.

[B]

Okay, then B. I'll go with B.

[A]

Okay. So the lie.

[B]

Even though I questioned A more, the lie is B.

[A]

So B was completely made up. There's nothing that states like.

[B]

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

[C]

Well, I know why this is called,

[B]

like, something Ms. K would say the most.

[C]

Laughing.

[A]

Because Ms. K was trying to like, oh, yeah. Because, you know, if I meet someone on Tuesday.

[C]

Yeah. Because I'm like, if I meet you on a Tuesday, I'm like, okay, I'll see you later.

[B]

This person definitely works. Yes.

[C]

And usually when I'm seeing you on a Friday, Saturday, I'm only seeing you that night and never again.

[B]

Because it's usually. It would be usually like a party or a club.

[C]

Yeah, a situation.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

But I think I have 100 bracelets. Right?

[A]

Okay, last one.

[C]

Whatever. I didn't know this was a competition all of a sudden.

[A]

So fact A, A shrimp's heart is located in its head.

[B]

Yes. Fact B, that's true.

[A]

Humans are the only animals on earth that have chins.

[C]

No chance.

[A]

When you get a kidney transplant, the doctors usually remove your old kidneys to make room for the new one.

[C]

Wait, they removed the old kidney?

[A]

Yep. To make room for the new one.

[B]

Well, yeah. Isn't that the whole point of a transplant?

[C]

Taking it out and putting back something?

[A]

So which one's the lie?

[B]

Like, why would you.

[C]

What the.

[B]

Wait, can you read that again? Hold on. This is a little.

[A]

When you get a kidney transplant.

[B]

No. From A to B, A to C.

[A]

A shrimp's heart is located in its head.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Fact B. Humans are the only animals on Earth. Earth. That have chins.

[C]

That's.

[A]

When you get a kidney transplant, the doctors usually remove your old kidneys to make room for the new one.

[B]

That's true. I feel.

[C]

I feel like. Do you think monkeys have chin? They have a whole face.

[B]

I do think they Have a chin.

[C]

Lions have a chin.

[B]

I do think lions have a chin.

[C]

I'm pretty sure. Defined chin.

[B]

Defined chin.

[C]

Like protruding chin or like a double chin?

[B]

Like, this is chin, right? Yeah, this part I think monkeys have a chin.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, there's literally a whole picture of a monkey being like. I swear I've seen a picture of

[C]

a monkey being like this. They also don't have neck monkeys.

[B]

They do.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Gorillas come that much. Gorillas have a head and a body, Kiefer. They have necks. Kefer.

[C]

No.

[A]

So chins are defined as having a bony protrusion that you sometimes. Usually goes past your teeth.

[C]

Oh, so that's a chance.

[B]

I've seen gorillas with chins like that.

[C]

Overbite.

[B]

Yeah, like I know. Yeah, like a bear wouldn't I. You know, you said lion earlier. I don't think they do have a chance.

[C]

Okay. Oh, because it's not.

[B]

And I think there's, like, a whale that has a chin.

[A]

Okay, I need you guys to look in and answer this.

[C]

The forehead.

[B]

I'm gonna go with C.

[C]

Now you're changing it up.

[A]

He gave me a whole expose and he's like, what's he see again? C is when you get a kidney transplant, the doctors usually remove your old kidneys.

[C]

They will leave the old kidney in there. If they're trying to replace.

[B]

No.

[C]

Maybe.

[B]

Okay, we'll go with B.

[A]

Both of you guys.

[C]

B. Because what happens when you have a kidney stone? Don't they remove it? Yeah, but do they remove the kidney? Because you can take out a kidney. Is that one of the organs that you can have one?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I say B. I' ma just say B. So we're wrong to get. You know what?

[C]

Let me stick.

[B]

Let me stick to my. My. I'm gonna go with C. C. So, Brett.

[A]

C. Ms. KB.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The lie is C. Unless the old kidneys are causing an infection or high blood pressure, doctors usually leave them in and just tuck in the third one into your pelvis.

[C]

Well, I didn't know the kidney had infection.

[B]

Wait, so what is the third one attached to then?

[A]

It's just in there.

[B]

A kidney is not attached to other organs. Like, you can just literally put a kidney in there and then they place it in.

[A]

Into your pelvis. That's what it says. Leaving the old kidneys reduces the risk of complications such as bleeding.

[B]

So it's half true then? Because you said if it's in causing. Causing.

[A]

Unless it's caused. Unless it's caused.

[B]

Well, then, yeah, that makes it half true.

[A]

Because it usually. I mean, like, for the most part, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, fine. You're right. Well, I'm still right.

[A]

Well, I did say in the fact that the doctors usually remove your old kidneys.

[B]

You're right. You're right. And I'm still right.

[A]

And Brett's also 100% is the people that have chins. No. So the chin one is true.

[B]

We are the only chin people.

[A]

Yeah, well, animals.

[B]

That's crazy. I swear I was trying to give you that one.

[C]

I'm like, girl, I'm pretty sure there's. I'm gonna look it up.

[B]

Yeah, I'm gonna look this chin up because actually, let me look it up right now.

[A]

Yeah, well, we can look it up after because we're already pretty far on time. Oh, you're really gonna look it up,

[B]

girl, because you're wrong. As humans are the only animals with true. With true chin. That's.

[A]

See?

[B]

Oh, it did a.

[C]

It did a.

[B]

Oh, that's scary. That's okay. Yeah, I actually don't want to see animals. Well, Ms. K, where can bad find you?

[C]

You don't wanna. We don't have products.

[B]

Oh, do we have products? Oh, yeah.

[C]

Do you have.

[B]

Wait, let me go grab my.

[C]

I have one.

[B]

You want to go first?

[C]

Yes. One of my favorite products. You give it to me again. Actually, it's my. This is just.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Revive eye serum Gening and retinal. It's really good. I noticed a difference when I. You guys. My under eye h. Plump.

[B]

I'm telling you, I just did an ad for them today the other day,

[C]

actually plumped and like, I. I see, like, less of my black. Like, dark.

[B]

Yeah. Just an influencer tip. Sometimes brands will reach out to you to work with you. And sometimes some of the products that they are wanting you to promote isn't necessarily your favorite. So sometimes you can ask them if I'm like, hey, I really like your eye serum. Like, maybe I could do an ad for that instead. And that was the case with the beauty Jason 1. They wanted me to promote a different like. Like, they kind of gave me an option.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And I was like, I really love your eye serum. And then they were like, how about our eye patches? And I. Then I tried it because they. They recommend using it together. Because I think I gave Nikki the eye patches and I gave you this one because I love them so much

[C]

because I don't really like using eye patches.

[B]

Yes. But together, it's so good.

[C]

And I also use their serum for the face serum. I ran out. I think you gave me that one, too, but I need to buy more.

[B]

My product of the week, actually, is something that I've been using for the past two weeks. This is Cane. They look like just fat crocs, honestly. But they are marketed as recovery shoes because they have, like, these raised things in here that hits.

[C]

Like, doesn't that annoy your feet?

[B]

Not annoy. It's like it's soft. It's not like, oh, it's just made for recovery. It has, like, little dots that interact with, like, your pressure points on your feet. And I just kind of use it as my house slippers.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And I love it.

[C]

It looks so comfy.

[B]

It looks like Shrek skin, too. Yeah.

[C]

A mixture of, like, Croc and, like, those Adidas slippers.

[B]

Yeah. I love lights. I. I don't know if it's pronounced Kane or Kane, but probably. I don't think it's Hawaiian owned, so it's probably Kane. Ms. K. Where can bad find you, girl?

[C]

All the bad can find me at the baddest radio or at M I S K A Y E on any.

[B]

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[A]

Is it too late now to say sorry? Cause I'm missing more than just your body no. Is it too late now to say sorry? Yeah, yeah I know that I let you down Is it too late? Say I'm sorry now? Sorry. Nice.

[B]

Bye, guys.

[C]

Bye, everybody.

[B]

Bye, beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow rate and like, you can follow me at BretmanRock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.