Earth Day, Delusion Chambers, and Dating Men in Their 60s

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The following podcast is a Dear Media production Hello. Hello everybody. Happy Earth Day. Advanced Earth Day to everybody.

C (0:30)

Happy Earth Day.

B (0:32)

What does one celebrate on the Earth day?

C (0:34)

I just feel like about Earth, right?

B (0:38)

Everything that has to do with Earth.

C (0:40)

Be outside.

B (0:41)

What is your favorite thing about Earth?

C (0:43)

Actually my favorite thing about Earth is the leaves.

B (0:47)

Oh, okay.

C (0:48)

That's one of my favorite color. That's why it's like forest green. Right?

B (0:52)

Right. I'm wearing your favorite color today. My favorite thing about earth has to be. It's water. You know she's very unique. There's not a lot of water and a lot of like other planets. She's cunt.

C (1:07)

Yeah, I, I love the water period.

B (1:10)

Let us know what you guys favorite thing about earth down below and we will see you after this intro. Oh wait. Also wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. It is your host, Bretman Rock.

C (1:21)

Oh, and your hostess, Ms. K. Period.

B (1:24)

We will see you after this break. Bretman to Earth. Earth to Bret. Girl, you already know who it is. And we're back. Girl, I keep forgetting to introduce ourselves.

C (1:44)

I know we've been doing very good actually.

B (1:46)

Yeah, we have today we have a very special episode. If you guys are watching this, this is a pre filmed episode. I feel like I'm gonna say that every time a episode is pre filmed just so you guys know. But we got Ozzy back as well.

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – Episode Summary

Episode: Earth Day, Delusion Chambers, and Dating Men in Their 60s
Host: Bretman Rock
Guests: Ms. K (Kiefer), Ozzy
Date: April 16, 2026

Overview

This episode celebrates Earth Day with Bretman Rock, Ms. K, and Ozzy in a lively, laughter-filled conversation about living sustainably, their dream Earth-friendly inventions, dating older men, and the power of confidence. The squad gets candid about Disney live-action remakes, delusional (and hilarious) ideas for the future, and wraps up with a raucous trivia game. Fun banter, cultural insights, and genuine self-reflection are at the heart of the show’s beloved, baddie tone.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Earth Day Vibes and Personal “Green Wins”

[00:22 - 16:48]

Favorite Parts of Earth:
- Ms. K loves leaves—especially the color forest green.
- Bretman appreciates Earth's uniqueness and her water, "She's cunt." ([00:52], Bretman)
Earth Day Practices:
- Bretman: Grows a variety of fruits at home for sustainability. Wishes to expand to a vegetable garden but has challenges with chickens and peacocks invading the patch. Composting is a big win for him; avoids chemicals due to the health of chickens. ([12:50], [18:04])
  - "I compost a lot in this household. We compost in this household." ([18:04], Bretman)
- Ms. K: Thrifts, recycles, and upcycles clothes; prefers creative reuse to waste. Admits to the occasional fast fashion splurge out of convenience despite liking thrift shopping.
  - "I'm very DIY... I'll recycle anything that I can reuse." ([15:16], Ms. K)
- Ozzy: Picks up trash when he sees it and never litters; impressed by the cleanliness culture of places like Japan and Taiwan.
  - Conversation about different cultural approaches to waste, praising Japan and Taiwan’s clean streets and strict anti-litter policies. ([19:07-23:06])

Disney Live-Action Remakes & Nostalgia

[03:00 - 11:19]

Moana Live-Action Trailer: Mixed feelings—excitement for new visuals vs. feeling Disney is remaking things too soon.
- "Right away. It’s a little bit like, girl, let it sit. Let it marinate." ([04:54], Bretman)
Wig Discourse: Playful roasting of The Rock’s wig in the Moana poster.
- "Sometimes it’s better not to say anything. So let’s say nothing. A lot was said." ([04:32], Bretman)
Dream Live-Action Adaptations: Tangents on potential movies they'd love to see: Toy Story, Pocahontas (with a caveat for accuracy), Hercules (casting debates), Incredibles, Dexter’s Laboratory.
- “Imagine if there’s a prize for rotten judgment...” ([09:12], Bretman’s Megara impression)
Casting Faves: Coco Jones for Tiana; discussion of potential Herculean hunks and megastar fatigue (Jacob Elordi “is in everything!”).

Sustainability in Consumerism

[16:04 - 19:07]

Overconsumption & Collecting: Bretman’s “obsessive personality” with new hobbies (Sonny Angels, film cameras, chickens) and the journey to practice moderation. Tries to share/give away excess; working to stop starting new collections impulsively.
Promises for the Future: If Bretman launches a brand someday, vows to make it sustainable in all aspects—ingredients, packaging, and shipping.
- "...to be environmentally conscious through and through, with everything from the ingredients, the packaging, to how it’s sold... That is a promise." ([27:40], Bretman)
Nighttime Electricity Use: Bretman shares a new habit of turning off all house lights to save energy and prevent bug infestations, which also helps with his sleep schedule. ([28:03])

Culture and Dating Older Men

[24:47 - 27:40]

Lighthearted but genuine talk about their attraction to older men; Bretman is open to dating men in their 60s at 27 years old.
- “I feel like I could date someone in their 60s even if I’m 27.” ([25:13], Bretman)
Fun rundown of sexy celebrity men in their 60s: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr.
What "POC" means to Bretman: person of color, person of culture, person of coin.
- “That’s my type.” ([24:14], Bretman)

Delusion Chamber: Inventing Wild, Expensive, and Socially Questionable Concepts

[34:12 - 41:16]

Segment intro: "Pitch us your most unhinged, expensive, or socially questionable ideas."
Dream Inventions:
- Ozzy: Gigantic water slide from the top of Coco Head into the ocean.
- Bretman: Fantasy about eco-friendly bridges or vehicles connecting island nations ("Let me drive to the Philippines real quick!")
  - “Girl, I’m bored, let me go to Fiji real quick.” ([36:11], Bretman)
- Ms. K: A party bus that carries your car with you when you need to get home after a night out, or a driving service where someone just drives your car back—like Uber, but just a driver.
  - “Like Uber, but just the driver drives your car back home for you.” ([39:17], Bretman)
- Underwater ocean aquariums where humans visit animals in their natural habitats—a humane twist on SeaWorld—but recognizing the environmental pitfalls.
  - “I think it’s time to stop putting animals in aquariums and start meeting them in the middle.” ([39:45], Bretman)
Discussion Touchpoints:
- Utopian city projects like “The Line” in Dubai and Akon’s abandoned “Wakanda” megacity.
- If the hosts could build their own wonder of the world: Bretman would be an island shaped like himself (“Visit Bretman’s Rock”), Ms. K would have a hidden forest castle.

Fun & Games: Liar, Liar – Trivia & Superstitions

[47:02 - 63:15]

Liar, Liar: Guessing which out of three given “facts” is fake. The topics ranged from animal trivia to Filipino folklore and love.
Hilarious speculations and confident, sometimes-wild reasoning:
- On chins: Baffled to learn only humans actually have a “true” chin. ([61:31])
- Superstitions: Discussed Filipino beliefs about dropping spoons/forks predicting visitors.
- "Would you do a $250,000 diamond manicure?" "No, I would not do that." ([51:15], Ms. K)
- Ms. K’s hyper-literal logic, Bretman’s fake ‘competition’ energy, and Ozzy’s deadpan hosting style keep the laughs rolling.

Product Picks & Beauty Tips

[63:25 - 65:48]

Ms. K: Raves about revive eye serum with ginseng and retinol for plumped under-eyes.
Bretman: Recommends “Cane” (Kane) recovery slippers with acupressure dots—looks like crocs meets Shrek, apparently.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On water: “There’s not a lot of water on other planets. She’s cunt.” ([00:52], Bretman)
On collecting: “I was getting Sonny Angels every fudgeing week…like, I need every film camera there ever is or was.” ([17:03], Bretman)
On Moana: “Let’s have a moment of silence [for The Rock’s wig]…A lot was said.” ([04:32], Bretman)
On sustainability and businesses: “That is a promise: to be environmentally conscious through and through, with everything from ingredients, packaging, to how it’s sold.” ([27:40], Bretman)
On dating older: “I cannot date anyone younger than me, thanks to Princess.” ([25:07], Bretman)
On inventions: “Girl, I’m bored, let me go to Fiji real quick.” ([36:11], Bretman)
On superstitions: “If I get into a subject, I literally look up every single one, like, rabbit holes.” ([53:36], Ms. K)
On chins and trivia: “As humans, are the only animals with true chins? That’s crazy. I swear I was trying to give you that one.” ([62:35], Bretman, shocked)
Ms. K’s iconic summary energy: “Reuse your packagings...That’s why a lot of people are not as creative as before...Let’s love Earth so she can love us back.” ([33:53 - 33:58], Ms. K)

Timestamps for Important Segments

[00:22] – Earth Day greetings and opening thoughts on Earth love
[03:00 - 11:19] – Disney live-action deep dive & dream castings
[12:04 - 16:48] – Earth Day “green wins” and personal sustainability habits
[17:03] – Bretman’s struggle with collecting and moderation
[24:47 - 27:40] – Dating older men; what “POC” means to Bretman
[34:12 - 41:16] – Delusion Chamber: wild invention brainstorming
[47:02 - 63:15] – “Liar, Liar” trivia game and superstitions
[63:25 - 65:48] – Product recommendations and influencer tips
[33:53 - 33:58] – Ms. K’s call to creative reuse and planetary love

Takeaways

Celebrate Earth: Small, consistent steps—gardening, composting, recycling, and even just turning off lights—can collectively make a difference.
Pop Culture Nostalgia: The squad shows that love/hate for Disney reboots is universal, and fancasting is an art.
Personal Growth: Recognizing your own habits (like overconsumption) and working to change is a vital part of living "baddest" for ourselves and the planet.
Delusional Confidence Is Key: Dream big, even if it’s for a water slide down a mountain, an eco-bridge to the Philippines, or your own island-shaped in your image.
Creativity & Kindness: Repurposing and conscious consumer choices are cool—and so is making the world (and our wardrobes) a little more unique.

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