Exposing Our Text Messages

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – Episode: "Exposing Our Text Messages"

Host: Bretman Rock
Co-Hosts: Kiefer and Princess May
Release Date: September 26, 2024
Description: In this episode of DaBaddest Radio, hosted by Bretman Rock, the gang delves into their personal lives by exposing their text messages. With their signature humor and candidness, Bretman, Kiefer, and Princess May discuss everything from upcoming holidays and personal milestones to amusing and sometimes revealing text exchanges. The episode also features segments on favorite products, adding to the lively and engaging atmosphere.

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1. Reuniting the Gang

Timestamp: [00:53 – 03:08]

Bretman Rock kicks off the episode by welcoming back his co-hosts, Kiefer and Princess May. The trio humorously discusses their mutual tardiness, attributing it to their relaxed “island time” mentality. They share anecdotes about maintaining punctuality over the past two weeks and joke about their time management struggles.

Notable Quote:

• Bretman Rock ([01:49]): "Aren't we all like that? Bitch? It's giving island time."

2. Upcoming Holidays and Personal Milestones

Timestamp: [03:13 – 08:39]

The conversation shifts to the passage of time, with Bretman expressing disbelief that October is just around the corner. Kiefer mentions her excitement for Halloween, while Princess May shares personal news about her pregnancy, anticipating the birth of her second child in January. The hosts discuss their plans for Halloween costumes, with Bretman planning matching outfits with his boyfriend, and Princess May revealing her daughter's desired costume.

Notable Quotes:

• Princess May ([03:08]): "I'm gonna be giving birth, guys."
• Bretman Rock ([03:58]): "I have a boyfriend for the holidays this year. I can't wait to take pictures."

3. Exposing Our Text Messages Game

Timestamp: [20:18 – 54:03]

In the highlight segment of the episode, Bretman introduces the “Exposing Our Text Messages” game, inspired by another podcast. Each host takes turns selecting a word, which prompts them to reveal and discuss the first relevant message from their iMessages. The game brings out humorous, candid, and sometimes revealing texts, showcasing the trio’s playful dynamics.

Key Moments:

• Eggplant Emoji Round:

  • Kiefer ([20:50]): Shares a flirty message saying, “send more baby please eggplant emoji.”
  • Princess May ([21:35]): Reveals a message with two emojis: an eggplant and a pregnant woman.

• Tea Round:

  • Princess May ([22:57]): Reads a transaction message from “Tspresso” for $1442 at Tea Espresso.
  • Bretman Rock ([22:48]): Shares a message from his man’s friend Teresa about his merch.

• Slut Round:

  • Kiefer ([25:42]): Displays a raunchy text from a friend saying, “now go get those hormones, you slut bag whore.”
  • Princess May ([26:32]): Suggests responding with, “shut up, slut.”

• Love Round:

  • Princess May ([34:49]): Reads a sweet baby shower invitation message.
  • Kiefer ([34:55]): Shares a flirty text from a different area code.

The game not only entertains listeners with the hosts' personal exchanges but also highlights their chemistry and sense of humor.

Notable Quotes:

• Kiefer ([25:59]): “I tell my friends, just say you're slut and go, period.”
• Bretman Rock ([27:06]): “Lily is going to be a slut until the end of time. I'm tired of her.”

4. Product of the Week

Timestamp: [54:52 – 59:51]

In their favorite segment of the show, the hosts share products they’re currently obsessed with, blending personal endorsements with practical recommendations.

• Princess May’s Pick:
  Princess May raves about a floral-scented product from Sol de Janeiro, highlighting both the lotion and perfume, and praising its complementary pairing for an extra burst of fragrance.

  Notable Quote:

  • Princess May ([54:57]): “It smells like floral, like cherry blossoms.”

• Kiefer’s Pick:
  Kiefer introduces a headscarf that has become a staple in her daily outfits, noting its versatility and ability to add a stylish touch effortlessly.

  Notable Quote:

  • Kiefer ([56:46]): “It's just a headscarf. It adds like a little oomph to my everyday outfits.”

• Bretman Rock’s Pick:
  Bretman discusses his love for Febreze’s limited edition sea salt, caramel, and maple scent. He reminisces about last year’s cranberry scent obsession and shares his enthusiasm for the current fragrance, emphasizing its festive aroma.

  Notable Quote:

  • Bretman Rock ([57:21]): “It smells like cinnamon for sure.”

5. Closing Remarks and Social Media Shoutouts

Timestamp: [59:52 – End]

The episode concludes with the trio encouraging listeners to follow them on social media and subscribe to the podcast. They express excitement about future episodes, which will feature more frequent drops and the possibility of solo episodes by Bretman.

Notable Quotes:

• Bretman Rock ([58:40]): “Please make sure you guys subscribe and follow the baddest radio on all of social media.”
• Princess May ([58:44]): “This is really fun. Every Wednesday, period.”

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Episode Highlights:

• Humorous Dynamics: The playful banter between Bretman, Kiefer, and Princess May keeps the conversation lively and engaging.
• Personal Insights: Discussions about personal milestones, such as Princess May’s pregnancy, add depth and relatability.
• Entertainment: The “Exposing Our Text Messages” game provides an entertaining glimpse into the hosts' personal lives.
• Product Recommendations: The product segment offers valuable insights and endorsements, appealing to listeners’ interests.

Conclusion: This episode of DaBaddest Radio successfully blends humor, personal stories, and engaging activities to create a captivating listening experience. Bretman Rock and his co-hosts not only entertain but also foster a sense of community and authenticity, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Bretman Rock]

The following podcast is a Dear Media Production Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. Good morning, everybody. It is Thursday. Welcome back to the baddest radio. My name is Bretman.

[Princess May]

I'm Ms. K. And I'm Princess.

[Bretman Rock]

And we need to get the gang back together.

[Kiefer]

I know. Two weeks in a row.

[Bretman Rock]

Two weeks in a row.

[Kiefer]

We get sick of us, you guys.

[Bretman Rock]

And two weeks in a row, y'all made it on time.

[Princess May]

No, for real.

[Kiefer]

Period. You know us. My time management is the worst thing ever. I honestly just feel like time for me, I have my own separate times. If, like, you guys are, like, let's say, an hour away, I would be, like, still at 10.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Aren't we all like that? Bitch? It's giving island time. Honestly, when you live in Hawaii, like, everything just moves a little bit slower because, girl, we're flowing with the tide.

[Princess May]

Yeah, I feel like I was on time today because, like, this was two weeks ago. And, you know, for like, a mother, like, it has. Everything has to be, like, two weeks prior.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. With the bone crack.

[Princess May]

Two weeks prior.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Well, thanks for squeezing us in your busy mother schedule, princess man.

[Princess May]

Of course. This is my free time.

[Bretman Rock]

Speaking of time, you guys, where has time gone? I cannot believe we're already a week from October.

[Kiefer]

October.

[Bretman Rock]

Scorpio Season.

[Kiefer]

Is it season?

[Bretman Rock]

But for us Filipinos, it's already Christmas anyways.

[Kiefer]

No. Yeah, it's a burger.

[Bretman Rock]

What are you guys most excited for during the bur months?

[Princess May]

The what?

[Kiefer]

Honest bir. Honestly, mine is Halloween.

[Bretman Rock]

What are you most excited about for Halloween?

[Kiefer]

Halloween. I just. The antics, the scariness, the Halloween Disney movies.

[Bretman Rock]

Girl.

[Kiefer]

Yes. That's what I'm excited for, Princess.

[Princess May]

Well, I'm excited for Cleo because she's gonna be turning 8 years old.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. Our little Halloween baby. She still hasn't let me know what we're gonna be for Halloween yet, because it's her year to pick.

[Princess May]

She said that she wants to be little a lilo but scary Lilo girl.

[Bretman Rock]

We already did lilo on scary.

[Princess May]

Yeah, but she wants to be scary Lilo.

[Kiefer]

Like, deadly lilo girl.

[Bretman Rock]

We'll talk about it with her when she gets here. But anyways, what are you most excited about for the holidays?

[Princess May]

Oh, for the holidays. Cleo's birthday. And honestly, I'm gonna be giving birth, guys.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, oh, my God. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

When?

[Princess May]

Yeah. Well, my due date is January 6th.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, period.

[Princess May]

And New Tophi's January 2nd. But I usually give birth really, really early.

[Bretman Rock]

What is. No, Tophi's birthday.

[Princess May]

He's December 18th.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, you were early then.

[Princess May]

I was really. All of my kids were all early.

[Bretman Rock]

What if you have a Christmas baby?

[Kiefer]

I know. Or Christmas, like, New Year's Eve.

[Bretman Rock]

A New Year's Eve baby.

[Princess May]

No, I'm gonna keep it in dress.

[Bretman Rock]

Because you always trying to give birth in the holidays girl. What if you have another holiday girl? Because Claire was a Halloween baby.

[Princess May]

I know, but, yeah, I'm most excited about.

[Kiefer]

Oh, yeah. What are you most excited about?

[Bretman Rock]

Thank you. I am most excited about. Well, I have a boyfriend for the holidays this year. I can't wait to take pictures. I can't wait for my matching Halloween costumes with him.

[Kiefer]

Is there, like, a Halloween costume that you want to, like, do with him? Ooh.

[Bretman Rock]

I mean, we want to do a bunch of things because obviously it's our first Halloween of many, but I want to do Batman and Robin.

[Kiefer]

Cute.

[Princess May]

What are you going to be?

[Kiefer]

I always thought Batman and Robin. Sorry, Wait, hold on. I always thought Batman and Robin was, like, a gay couple if they're giving gay couples.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

But no, I want to be a fairy. I want to be a fairy this year.

[Bretman Rock]

She was a fairy.

[Princess May]

I. I wanted to be. I think we're all going to be Deadpools, you know, like the new movie. Like, you know how, like, the Deadpool had, like, a baby and all of that? I'm going to be pregnant. Fun fact.

[Kiefer]

That was actually his kid, you know? Yeah, the little kid. That was a Deadpool. That was his little kid.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God. There were rumors about, like, how the Lady Deadpool was Gigi Hadid or something like that, but there was also rumors that it could be Blake, like.

[Princess May]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

So we don't know. I don't know who the miss lady pool was, but I like that movie.

[Kiefer]

I did too. I love that school.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. You guys have not watched Deadpool? Watch Deadpool. I'm also really excited to watch all the scary movies for Halloween. I'm excited to be in my pajamas. I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year, so I'm very excited for that.

[Kiefer]

So excited. I love it when you host holiday party, period.

[Princess May]

Last year's one was super cute.

[Bretman Rock]

Thanksgiving last year. That was our first ever Thanksgiving.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

That was really, really fun. So I can't wait for and just, like, Christmas movies and just, like, decorating the house. I even.

[Kiefer]

It's. Speaking of decoration, I love how you decorated your.

[Bretman Rock]

Thank you.

[Kiefer]

It's so thank you to Katherine.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Catherine. She is the producer, set designer, and sounds.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

She does it all. So what is your favorite Halloween? I mean, what is your favorite holiday period?

[Princess May]

Oh, I just feel like I've been loving our Christmas family gathering. It's been five years in a row already.

[Bretman Rock]

I know we're doing really great. I usually always host the Christmas, but I am the designated Thanksgiving house now, and my brother is the Christmas house. It's just really fun to do it over there because everyone lives, like, lives near there, and we get so rowdy when we play games. And Jeller's house is the perfect place to be loud and be. It's ever motherfucking be.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. No, because I feel like, honestly, the saddest Christmas Day we had was when everyone had Covid.

[Bretman Rock]

Thanks to you, girl.

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Yeah.

[Kiefer]

And I was just at home while.

[Bretman Rock]

Everyone was like, who is 2022?

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Oh, I gave birth to Sophie.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. You were 2021. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

I wasn't there.

[Princess May]

You were with me.

[Bretman Rock]

Everybody was sick that Christmas, and it was raining, and I didn't even care about, like, wrapping everyone's present. I put them in, like, trash bags.

[Kiefer]

It was so funny because Brett came to my house that night and gave my present, and he was like, okay, I'm gonna drop it off in the gate. And I was like, okay, thank you. And he's like, okay, there. And he sat in his car waiting for me to go grab it, and.

[Princess May]

I was just like, oh, what did you get?

[Kiefer]

Some shoes, some Jimmy Choos?

[Bretman Rock]

I always try to be fair with everybody. Like, I put everyone in the same category, and I get everyone in that category, like, the same present. Like the girl cousins, the boy cousins. The little girl needs. Easier for. It's just easier for me to do that. And nobody gets jealous because everybody got the same present.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, everybody love your present last year, the hydro flask. Especially the girlies.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Oh, my God. You should.

[Bretman Rock]

I would say my favorite holiday is Halloween. What is your favorite holiday, Princess?

[Princess May]

Christmas. Is it?

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, keeper.

[Kiefer]

Mine would have to be Halloween also. Yeah. I love Halloween. I love the decorations.

[Princess May]

Oh, I love decorating my house, too, for Halloween. But Christmas is just more like.

[Bretman Rock]

I just love this season because my house, well, my. My assistant Kat loves the holidays and everything, and even down to the smell of the house just changes, which I'll get to in a bit. And we're even burning some candles for y'all. But we have something very fun today for the pod, and we are going to be doing something that I saw basically unfiltered do, which if you guys are wanting to listen to a good podcast, basically unfiltered. They're amazing. Remy, Alicia, Zayn, and Heath, they basically did a episode where expose each other's messages and imessages.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And each one of us gets to say a word, and we each search that up in our imessage and we share.

[Kiefer]

Taking turns.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we share the first message that comes up or the first message that we're comfortable with sharing, and we'll just talk about it.

[Kiefer]

Okay. Oh, my gosh.

[Bretman Rock]

Are y'all so ready?

[Princess May]

Yes. You go first.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, before that, Princess, I did not give you the platform last episode to tell us your mom advice of the week.

[Princess May]

Oh, yes.

[Bretman Rock]

What is your Princess May mom advice of the week?

[Princess May]

Okay, I wrote it down here from.

[Bretman Rock]

The fertility God herself, Miss. We'll call this segment fertility.

[Kiefer]

Oh, cute.

[Princess May]

Fertile Mortal.

[Bretman Rock]

Fertile Myrtle. Fertile Mortal Fertility Featuring Fertile Myrtle. Princess May. Let's hear it, Princess.

[Princess May]

Okay, so my mommy advice of the week. This is for, like, my pregnant girlies. Pregnant women should drink at least 8 to 12 cups. That's 60, 64 to 92 oun of water every day. Or else you'll be like me that, like, while you're resting or in the middle of the night where your calf cramps really, really bad. That means that you are dehydrated. So please, please drink your water every day and don't get cramps like me because it's. It hurts.

[Kiefer]

Don't be like Ms. Myrtle.

[Princess May]

And I know what. You know what I'm talking about.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm starting now, Princess. I don't want cramps, girl. Because with this morning sickness from the vacation, I really think I'm carrying.

[Kiefer]

Twins. Even literally.

[Bretman Rock]

But yeah, Drink your water, ladies and gentlemen. Honestly?

[Princess May]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

That was a good advice, princess. Thank you for that.

[Kiefer]

That was so cute. I didn't even know that I experienced.

[Princess May]

It last week when I had a garage sale and. Oh, not last week. Like two weeks ago I had a garage sale and I didn't drink water at all. And then I rested. I woke up with a cramp. I was so sore, guys. It was so bad. I couldn't move. It was, like, stuck. You ever had a cramp before?

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah, especially during my track days. Like, I would stretch while I'm in my sleep and it literally would cramp, like, my calves.

[Princess May]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Well, pregnant women, they get it a lot, but, like, you can get it really often if you don't. If you don't drink water. So stay hydrated.

[Bretman Rock]

Were you cramping a lot with your other pregnancies?

[Princess May]

Yes. That's one of the. One of the things that I hate, like, while I'm pregnant. Not hate, but like, ugh, I know it's coming.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Yeah, I know it's coming.

[Bretman Rock]

I hate being pregnant. I'm kidding. Thank you for your mom advice of the week, princess. Yeah, let me fix my chair.

[Kiefer]

It's like, very helpful to, like, a lot of new moms.

[Princess May]

Yes, a lot of new moms, but not like everybody. Everybody doesn't get like, oh, look at that booty.

[Bretman Rock]

And before I move on, I'm going to be reading this week's journal entry of the day. This was exactly three years ago in September 2021. Or wait, is that three years ago?

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, well, I just found it three years ago from today that we are filming because it says September 20th something, LOL. September 20th something. LOL. I've been on a little bit of a funk lately, and I've just been taking a bit of a self care era starting today. And I just honestly want to be selfish and work on bettering myself. And the light that shines so bright. I can't really say that I'm feeling lost lately. Rather, I'm feeling a bit slow, if you will, but that's good. And I needed that. But now we're back to ourselves in our morning era. Yeah, I don't really know where my mind was at.

[Princess May]

It was giving is good to be slow.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it's good to be slow. I think that's what I was trying to write down about. But like I said, always just start writing in the morning and if it doesn't make sense. No, literally, if y'all look at my handwriting, it looked. Literally I was forced to write it Down. But I think it was just reminding myself that it's okay to take things slow because to my point earlier, where has time gone? How are we already in the Bermuda of this year?

[Kiefer]

Honestly?

[Bretman Rock]

Like, literally 2025. That sounds like a fake fucking year.

[Kiefer]

2025.

[Princess May]

I'm going to be 25 years old.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, what's a weird year? Like, 2078, bitch. We're going to be, like, 80, 90. Like, that's so.

[Princess May]

Well, I'm going to be 78, so you guys are going to be okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Princess, nobody care. I'm kidding. We're going to be 80. Okay.

[Princess May]

No, it's because my. The year is, like, how old I am.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah, because you're 2000 period. Like, that's.

[Kiefer]

Can you believe I always wondered, like, what, like, older generations, like, feel about living now? Because it's, like, so different because, like, the whole technology. So I was like, I wonder, like.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, how am I going to be, like, at 2078?

[Kiefer]

Yeah, literally, like, getting Botox or something.

[Bretman Rock]

We should. We should talk to our Future selves in 2027. In 2078.

[Kiefer]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

What message do you have for your future self in 2078, Ms. K? Starting with you.

[Kiefer]

Hey, Ms. 27. 8. Ms. K, I hope you're in the Philippines now, in an island. Retired. Yeah, retired. Just enjoying your life with your loved ones and your future kids. Your kids with kids.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

And you're doing amazing, sweetie.

[Bretman Rock]

Keep going. Princess, what do you have for a message for Princess in 2078?

[Princess May]

Hello, Ms. Princess May or Mrs. Oh.

[Kiefer]

Because she's gonna get married at 2056 on the dot. Yeah.

[Princess May]

I hope that you're proud of yourself. Well, you proud of yourself for where you are in life and you've accomplished and you're watching your kids have kids with kids, you know.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God, that's so weird to think about.

[Kiefer]

You're gonna be a grandma.

[Princess May]

No, I'm gonna be a great Grandma.

[Bretman Rock]

Probably at 70, period.

[Princess May]

Yeah. Because Mom's 60.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Oh, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Mom is not a great grandma yet. She's just a grandma.

[Kiefer]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

So, wait, what? Yeah, period. So my message to Bretman Rock in 2078 is that I hope you already made your billion. I also hope. Same thing as Ms. K. I also hope you're already retired. Not in America, but in the Philippines.

[Princess May]

Y'all really want to go back to the Philippines?

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm not retiring in America. I'm sorry.

[Kiefer]

You haven't been back in the Philippines. It's so different now.

[Bretman Rock]

I would say also I hope you're still with your man's justice and I hope you guys have your kids that you guys want and. Yeah, retired in my 72 acre property with a horse and a bunch of plants and animals.

[Kiefer]

You're gonna be a grandma too, with your kid.

[Bretman Rock]

Now I know.

[Princess May]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bretman Rock]

And I Hope all my six dogs are still alive in 2078. Hey, they will be robots.

[Kiefer]

Literally, they're gonna be robots.

[Bretman Rock]

If they're like, you know, Plankton's wife. Yeah, yeah, they gotta be. Then they gotta be, period.

[Kiefer]

Just following you around with their face.

[Bretman Rock]

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[Les]

Balanced or thrive trying. My name is Les and I'm the host of Balanced Black Girl, a podcast dedicated to helping you feel your best. Join me for casual conversations about what it means to live a well rounded life. I cover everything from how to make friends as an adult, to how to create a workout routine that works for you, to how to practice better financial wellness. Tune in for approachable conversations with wellness thought leaders and inspiring guests, as well as intimate solo chats with me for relatable advice. Follow wherever you get your podcasts and look out for new episodes every Tuesday.

[Bretman Rock]

All right, ladies, we are back. Time to play the exposing your imessage game.

[Kiefer]

Okay, I have my phone right here.

[Bretman Rock]

We're each going to take turns giving each other words and we're probably going to do four to five rounds.

[Princess May]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Are you ready?

[Kiefer]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

My word is eggplant emoji.

[Kiefer]

Okay, I don't think I use that emoji.

[Bretman Rock]

I really feel like I don't either.

[Kiefer]

Okay. Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Ms. K, which one would you like to share first?

[Kiefer]

I have a couple. I'll just. I'll just read all of it. Cause they're all like one sentence. Okay, the first one is send more baby please eggplant emoji. And this 20 minutes emoji with the ew.

[Bretman Rock]

Who are you talking to? It's not even a saved number.

[Kiefer]

It's not? Yeah. And it is from the same number. And he goes, it's all yours, baby. With the eggplant emoji and the water splash.

[Princess May]

Ooh, that's hot.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, princess, eggplant emoji.

[Princess May]

It's just two emojis. It's the eggplant emoji and the pregnant woman, period. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And that's exactly. That's your life story.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Who was it to give us a backstory?

[Princess May]

It was just Tony, period.

[Kiefer]

We love that.

[Bretman Rock]

And that's all she needs to say.

[Kiefer]

What about you? What about you?

[Bretman Rock]

Mine is actually, I only have one. For some reason, I feel like I had more eggplant stuff. But mine says, a text with my man's best friend, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. And she was sending me a picture of my Bretman cock merch that she was wearing. And she. She said, in honor of our new bestie friendship, I'm wearing this to sleep, which was the Bretman Cox shirt. And I hope to dream of a bunch of cocks with the eggplant emotion.

[Kiefer]

Oh, that's so cute. You know, I do sleep with your merches all the time, and they're very comfortable.

[Bretman Rock]

Thank you. Thank you. I pride myself in being very strict with the material that I use. I love.

[Kiefer]

They're so.

[Bretman Rock]

I love how my merch ages. Yeah. Even if you wash them, I feel like they look better.

[Princess May]

I wish I.

[Bretman Rock]

Thank you.

[Kiefer]

Like, vintage.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, princess, your word?

[Princess May]

My word is tea.

[Kiefer]

Like, how. How would you spell that?

[Bretman Rock]

Like T, E, A.

[Kiefer]

Okay.

[Princess May]

Oh, I'm such a fat ass. Should I go first? Should I go first?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, you should go first. I need to look.

[Princess May]

Okay. Mine says cash app. You spent 1442 at Tea Espresso.

[Bretman Rock]

O. Okay, so yours was a transaction.

[Princess May]

A texpresso at Kamakana shout out to.

[Kiefer]

Okay. Mine's is. It's a. It's just like a. It just highlighted the tea. But it's like a whole word. It's like. It says teaser, and then this is the picture.

[Princess May]

Who's that?

[Kiefer]

Wait, can I show you guys?

[Princess May]

Who is that?

[Kiefer]

One of my friends. She was, like, really drunk and she was, like, flipping on the streets. Yeah.

[Princess May]

Oh, my God. How's her head?

[Bretman Rock]

Mine is just a text with Brian and it's me sending over, like, a watch. Am I wearing it today? No, but he was telling me he was showing me a watch to buy on ebay, and I was like, that's tea. Yeah, that's it. I don't know why I was like, I'm really struggling what we were talking about. But it's literally just the. Watch me being like that. Tea? Yeah. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Okay.

[Princess May]

Mine's.

[Kiefer]

Okay.

[Princess May]

Mine's was a transaction. It wasn't really a message, but it was a message from Tspresso.

[Bretman Rock]

Shout out to tspresso. Ms. K. What is your word?

[Kiefer]

It's not a word. It's my name. Kiefer.

[Bretman Rock]

I don't think I've ever typed out Kiefer.

[Princess May]

I don't.

[Kiefer]

Or K. Yeah, Ky.

[Bretman Rock]

I knew it wasn't me. Okay, do I go? Do I go? I think I go first for this one, right? If I said, if y'all are coming here tomorrow, should we have a little potluck for Kiefer's birthday? And then it was me texting your sister because.

[Kiefer]

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Because your mom then was gonna come to my house on your birthday, and I was like, oh, they're all gonna come.

[Kiefer]

Wait, they did come, huh? You're my mom. Them. Right?

[Bretman Rock]

They came on your birthday. But. And then I went to you at night, and then. And then Jordan replied, oh, yeah, I think she's planning something on something small on her place. Let me ask. And, yeah, and then that's when I texted you.

[Kiefer]

Oh, period. What about you? Talking chat.

[Princess May]

No, no, I'm trying to read me and Jolie's one over here.

[Kiefer]

Mine.

[Bretman Rock]

There was very much talking. No, no, no, no, no.

[Princess May]

There wasn't. There wasn't my. Okay, sorry. You want to go?

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Okay, go.

[Kiefer]

Mine's just really easy. My. One of my friends was like, oh, not keep her having her birthday today.

[Bretman Rock]

I hate when they just have their birthday today. So my next word is slut.

[Princess May]

Slut.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Kiefer]

Okay, I have one. Can I go?

[Bretman Rock]

Why did I say this?

[Kiefer]

Okay, go, Ms. K. Okay, mine's was tomorrow towards my friends. Hey, Cindy, if you're watching, hello. I haven't seen you in so long. But she goes, now go get those hormones, you slut bag whore.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, who. Who texted you that?

[Kiefer]

No, she texted it to me. She was like, now go get those hormones, you sl. Bag, period. And I was like, yes, yes, I will.

[Bretman Rock]

And did you get those hormones, you slut?

[Kiefer]

Yeah, I did.

[Bretman Rock]

I did, princess.

[Princess May]

I tell my friends, just say you're slut and go, period.

[Bretman Rock]

What were y'all talking about? And it was quiet.

[Kiefer]

She's like, I need it.

[Princess May]

I don't know. It just says, oh, shut up, slut. Just say you're slut and go. And go be a slut somewhere else, period.

[Bretman Rock]

It'd be like that.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Let me just grab my bag and be A slut somewhere else.

[Kiefer]

I can.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, I can be a slut here.

[Kiefer]

Honestly, you have to do that sometimes.

[Bretman Rock]

No, no, no.

[Princess May]

It wasn't me, though. It wasn't me. I was talking to my friend, and I was telling her I was giving her device until, like.

[Bretman Rock]

And it's valid.

[Princess May]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Mine is. Lily is going to be a slut until the end of time.

[Princess May]

Lily, your dog?

[Bretman Rock]

Lily, my dog. Because it was texting cat that she pooped her crate, and I was like, lily pooped her crate? Lily is going to be a slut until the end of time. I'm tired of her.

[Princess May]

If. If I was one of your dogs, would I. Who would I be?

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like slily pooping her crate in the morning. A slut. No, I think you're definite. Definitely a hottie or Torah. Yeah, you're definitely. What about Kiefer? Kiefer is hottie or Kala?

[Princess May]

Kala.

[Kiefer]

Oh, why?

[Bretman Rock]

You're a gentle giant.

[Princess May]

Oh, wait, is that the one that, like, can't really run and it's always she can't breathe?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, the lazy one. Oh, yeah. That's two. That's why, too.

[Kiefer]

I guess I best.

[Bretman Rock]

I guess I'm like Caillou the most of all my dogs, I think. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

In la.

[Bretman Rock]

Princess, what is your word?

[Princess May]

Hate.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, hate. Oh, that's a good one. I was gonna have that. Hold on. Why is that the last thing?

[Kiefer]

Hate.

[Bretman Rock]

West Princess's word. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Ms. K, go first.

[Kiefer]

Mine is. I was talking to this boy. I don't know who it is, because it's unsaved number again, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Could be the same one from the last. We don't know.

[Kiefer]

It's not. It's a different area code. But I was like, I hate carpets. They get dirty so quickly. And he's like, I don't mind it, period.

[Princess May]

Yeah, go back.

[Bretman Rock]

Mine's one was the last time me and Ms. K was playing America's Next Stop, Sunny Angels, and I was texting my boyfriend to vote out, like. And then I texted him the winner, which was the Valentine one.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And he was hating on her. And I. And then he's like, I thought I voted her out. And I was like, no, she got. She got. She came back from the naughty. Wait, what did I say? She got saved from the Wild Card episode. And then. And then she. And then he goes, she should be America's Next Stop Rejects. And I'm like, don't hate on her. Just. She was the cutest. Yeah. It was literally just me and Ms. K playing America's next stop, Sunny Angel.

[Kiefer]

What about you?

[Princess May]

Ew. Mines was when I was being really dramatic with Tony, period. I was like, I feel like you're so distant. It's like you hate being around me.

[Kiefer]

That is so dramatic.

[Bretman Rock]

And all he had to do was pee.

[Princess May]

He's like, what? Why do you think like that? Like, your energy. He's like, I'm working, period.

[Bretman Rock]

No, that's how I be, girl. Last two weeks ago. This is so tmi. But I almost literally ruined my marginized day. But literally, we were eating at a restaurant, and I tried not to sit next to him, and then he goes, can you just sit across from me? And all I heard was, don't sit by me, you nasty fucking slut. I hate you. You're ugly, bitch. That's what I heard.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Yeah, that's what I heard too.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

All he said was, oh, I thought you were gonna sit across from me, But I heard you're ugly. I don't want you.

[Kiefer]

You stink.

[Bretman Rock]

You stink, bitch. No one wants to sit next to you, you whore. That's what I heard. You don't know.

[Princess May]

Yeah, well, he texted me back saying, well, I'm just working. I'm in the garage, and you were upstairs, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Be like, I'm sensing some distance.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, I can feel it from up here. Okay, Ms. Kaylee, Mines is gonna be the more smirky mode. You know, the.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, which one is that? The. The lip one?

[Kiefer]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Or the eye one?

[Kiefer]

The. Wait, let me look. I use it a lot. Yeah, the flirty one. The. The one with the eye.

[Bretman Rock]

Show me. Show me this one.

[Kiefer]

I'll send it to you guys.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, the little.

[Kiefer]

The flirty one.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Princess May]

Let me look.

[Bretman Rock]

The side eye emoji. When was the last time I used the side eye emoji?

[Princess May]

Oh, oh, that's the one. Oh, that's. That's what we're looking for.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Oh, sorry. I thought. Sorry.

[Bretman Rock]

So I have one. I have one with justice, and it's him being like, just got off and I sent the side eye emoji because he usually comes over every Friday on the weekends, and that means I'm getting dick. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Oh, my God. Okay. I don't feel bad, girl. All of my texts are, like, dirty, period.

[Princess May]

Mine's was. Mine's is really, like, not dirty, but, like, illegal.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh. Period. So she said, can I use your EBT before? What is yours? What is your side eye emoji? And make it appropriate, please.

[Princess May]

Okay, sorry, sorry. Oh, my friend was saying is dumb, but Wait, I'm one too. And then she put the. That emoji.

[Bretman Rock]

It be like that. I am.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Period.

[Princess May]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Okay. Mine's is a little provocative. We were talking about something and he goes, okay, well, what does daddy get? And I was like, daddy gets more attention of my attention. And he goes, does daddy get your mouth? And I was like, maybe. Only if Daddy gives me what I want. And he goes, just maybe. And I was like, yeah, maybe. At least for now with the emoji.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Oh, my. And is this a new guy too, Ms. K? Unsaved. Who is Daddy?

[Kiefer]

He is unsaved in a different area as well. The other one was 216. The other one was 706. This one is 208.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Period.

[Kiefer]

She's an international queen.

[Bretman Rock]

Queen.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, but they're all from here. They just have different. We have, like, a lot of air. Close.

[Bretman Rock]

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[Kiefer]

Imagine I'm like, I don't have that.

[Princess May]

Oh, I just got one.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay.

[Princess May]

My recent one. Tony said I love you and I missed you. That's it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. My. I guess this is a little Bit boring because they're all like, me and my man.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Being like, I love you, I love you, I love you. But the last one that isn't My man is a text with Remy Cruz. And she said, we're talking about Sunny Angels. And she asked me if I'm looking for any specific series. And I was like, oh, my God, if you could find me these summer ones. Because, like, they're Sunny Angels and they're tan. Yeah, yeah, please get me one. And she's just like, yes, I love them. Okay, perf. I'm on the lookout.

[Kiefer]

Oh, Miss Remy. I love Miss Remy.

[Bretman Rock]

I love you, girl.

[Kiefer]

Hi, Miss Remy.

[Princess May]

Hi, Miss Remy.

[Kiefer]

Okay, I would read you guys another one, but it's another.

[Bretman Rock]

I think it's Princess.

[Kiefer]

Is it your turn?

[Princess May]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so my most recent one that's not Tony is. It was just me sending out my baby shower.

[Bretman Rock]

Read us what your baby shower invite is without the date with the global shower.

[Princess May]

Okay, well, I sent out the invitation. I said, I can't wait to see you guys there. Please wear pink. And if you can't find a registry, here is the link. Amazon registry and Target registry. Love, Princess and Tony.

[Bretman Rock]

Aw. She said, and here's the links. Here's the wish list.

[Kiefer]

I didn't get that. It's okay, though. Keep it.

[Bretman Rock]

Keep it. I don't have anything to wear pink. I don't wear black.

[Princess May]

Well, I was blocked, so I didn't know you were gonna check my shit. You just unblocked me yesterday.

[Kiefer]

Last week, actually. Oh, here?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, literally just two days ago.

[Kiefer]

Okay, I feel like such a bad person. This is another from another guy.

[Bretman Rock]

Girl, I'm sorry and not saved again, you guys.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, he's not saved. This. This one is from 703. Hello, in the Ariel. 703. How are you? But he honestly just said, hey, sexy.

[Bretman Rock]

Duh.

[Kiefer]

I'm back in Hawaii.

[Bretman Rock]

Would love to see you with love, period. When was this text?

[Kiefer]

Yesterday.

[Bretman Rock]

Actually, you guys, Ms. K is only just reading from Texas from yesterday.

[Kiefer]

No, no, no. Some of the. The past. The messages I read is like a couple months ago, like last month, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Princess, what is your next word?

[Princess May]

Oh, my next word.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, we have two more each.

[Princess May]

I have. Oh, it's like yours. Yours is love and mine says miss like Mrs. M. I s s. My.

[Bretman Rock]

S is just going to be a bunch of Ms. K. Okay, so while.

[Kiefer]

Brett is looking for his, I'm going to read mine's. This is towards my coworker because I was going to work and he was. She. I was like, Ms. Grace, this is K. I want to be a bit late. There's this traffic that I'm not really sure what for. That's all.

[Les]

Okay.

[Princess May]

My. Oh, bravo.

[Bretman Rock]

Mine says like I predicted. It is me talking about Ms. K and it's me texting my boyfriend, being like, I'm headed to Best Buy because I'm filming with Ms. K and Princess tomorrow and we need another mic. So let me go clock in and do that real quick.

[Kiefer]

Cute.

[Bretman Rock]

And it's the exact mic you're holding right now. Sure. MV 70 plus.

[Princess May]

I'm not going to say the name of this person, but Blank is missing out on child support, though, because she. What?

[Kiefer]

Blank is missing out of child support.

[Bretman Rock]

Blank is missing out on child support.

[Princess May]

Blank is missing out on child support, though, because she doesn't want to take the paternity test.

[Kiefer]

Elaborate.

[Bretman Rock]

We'll leave it at that. That's giving you episodes. We have a whole episode for that.

[Kiefer]

Hello, Ms. Blank, take your paternity test.

[Bretman Rock]

Hey, Blank, take the test.

[Kiefer]

Oh my gosh.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh my God, Princess, I love it.

[Princess May]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

You bring in the drama every time.

[Princess May]

No.

[Kiefer]

Okay. My word is hahaha.

[Bretman Rock]

Ha ha, ha ha. Yeah. Three hahas or twos. Ha ha ha. I'm actually surprised by how I've just really been reading the first message. I thought I would have to like, hide to check. I'm like, oh, most of these are like, not even that bad.

[Kiefer]

I can't. My phone needs to get thrown in the garbage because.

[Bretman Rock]

Kiefer, there's no way there's another guy.

[Kiefer]

Kudos. It's kind of raunchy.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, we'll end with you because I don't even want to fucking know. Mine's is. Well, there's one with my boyfriend and he's just talking about Lily's breath kicking. Haha. Which is boring. But the next one is me talking to Erica Titus, and I was complimenting her about how amazing her Fashion Week was because she usually, every time Erica is in Fashion Week or has like a red carpet event, she'll send me like, her outfits to approve. And I was just being like, oh my God, I remembered having to tell you where to go for outfits. And now you're just sending me looks. If it looks good, I'm just basically like approving outfits. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And she's like, hahaha, no. Because I will refuse to wear if it's not approved by you. So I feel like her fashion godmother because I love that she's always on tick Tock Being like, oh, my God, should I wear this? Should I wear this? But just so y'all know, she's always. I am always the last text that she sexually.

[Kiefer]

That is so cute.

[Bretman Rock]

No, she. I love her. I love the Titus sisters. I love the Titus siblings, period.

[Kiefer]

I love all.

[Bretman Rock]

And they need a podcast. I'll see you guys soon. Oh, my God. They need to be in my pod. They need to be my pod.

[Kiefer]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

You should be so cute, Ms. K. I mean, Princess. Okay, mine says you have good ones, Ker.

[Princess May]

Mine says, hahaha, you want to act like that. You want to turn off your location.

[Kiefer]

Protest, period.

[Princess May]

I said, hahaha, you want to act like that, you want to turn off your location. Bet.

[Bretman Rock]

And that was to Ms. K.

[Kiefer]

That.

[Princess May]

Was the 20 period.

[Bretman Rock]

And he was just going down the tunnel and lost service. I bet Prince. I mean, Ms. K. Okay, mine is.

[Kiefer]

He sends me a photo. Send me a photo.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, what is the area code? What is the area code?

[Kiefer]

208, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Shout out to 208.

[Kiefer]

Hello, 208. He sends me a photo. I will not be showing you guys the photo because it's a very explicit photo, period. And he. I was like, that's so hot, Daddy. And he was like, yeah, can daddy piss on you? And I was like, maybe.

[Bretman Rock]

Ha ha ha ha.

[Kiefer]

Maybe ha ha ha.

[Bretman Rock]

Where they, like, like, what do you mean, piss Princess? It means what? It means piss on you. Like, no, I didn't, like, pee on.

[Princess May]

Okay, sorry. Like, I don't know, like, you guys, words.

[Bretman Rock]

I've never been peed on.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, no, no.

[Princess May]

What do you mean? What do you mean maybe, though? What do you mean, maybe not?

[Kiefer]

No, it's like, no, I would never let anyone pee on me.

[Princess May]

Oh, okay. I accidentally peed, but it's just because when I'm laughing, I pee.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Did you pee it just now?

[Princess May]

No, no, no, no. Okay. But the last podcast I had with Bremen, I peed.

[Kiefer]

Oh, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

You did?

[Princess May]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

All right, my next word is my name Bretman. I'll go first, since my word.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Mine says, attacked from Princess. And she goes, bretman, what time tomorrow? And what do I wear? And in response, I go, we can film around the time you sent, which was 10. I'm gonna have Kat text you in a bit to pick you up, and you can wear anything that's colorful or fun. And that was when we filmed together for the pod. I think you were wearing orange.

[Princess May]

I was talking to Ezekiel's dad here. My friend sent it to me. And she's not here in the island. The little girl in the orange is blah, blah, blah. And her caption is ridiculous. It says, bretman Rock's nephew. Oh, my God. That's so weird to post. So, basically, Ezekiel started going to this new school, and then somebody took a picture of Ezekiel with their granddaughter, and then they posted it, and the caption.

[Bretman Rock]

Said, bretman Rock's nephew, period. Yeah, they have names.

[Princess May]

Yeah. But, like, it's just, like, I don't want everybody to know that Ezekiel's there, you know?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, no, for sure.

[Princess May]

There. And then, like, Bretman Rock's nephew. That's just, like, a target. You know what I mean? So I just. I was just letting him know, like, oh, could you let them know to, like, not take pictures of Ezekiel? Like, you know, being around that is creepy.

[Kiefer]

Please don't do that. I seen one TikTok of Cleo playing in the kid city, playing with a bunch of kids. And then there's his mom. That was just, like, recording kids playing with Bretman's. Rock needs playo amor. And I'm just like, let the kid be a kid.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

That's why it's so scary sometimes.

[Bretman Rock]

It is just, like, scary and weird to think about, but at the same time, like, I'm not trying to say, like, we have to understand why people get excited, but time and place. Yeah. It really is hard to control that.

[Princess May]

Yeah. You just never know what people's intentions are.

[Kiefer]

I get it if they're, like, with you guys, like, oh, they just want, like, okay, whatever, but not, like, when they're by themselves or just, like, doing their own thing.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Especially school. Like, that's. That's sacred. Like, that's something that shouldn't. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Because also, they didn't sign up for, like, you know, fame. Fame and stuff. So that's why.

[Princess May]

But I'm.

[Bretman Rock]

So at the same time, we do understand. It's just that we didn't have to understand. Yeah. Okay.

[Kiefer]

But mine is a list of the guest Jean's house, number four. And it was just, like, a list of names with people, and then you were one of them.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, the people that stayed in our guest house. Period.

[Kiefer]

No, in the.

[Princess May]

The.

[Kiefer]

The plane that we went to. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

I remember Coachella.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. That was so much fun. You need to go one day, Coachella.

[Princess May]

I want to go Philippines with you guys.

[Bretman Rock]

Girl, it's hard with your army.

[Princess May]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Imagine, like, Cleo and E. Akocha. Oh, my God.

[Kiefer]

I feel like Ezekiel would love it.

[Princess May]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Would Love. Yeah.

[Princess May]

Oh, yeah, no, he actually listens to, like, rave music.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, I know. Because that's how he found that song. Yeah, it's a rave song.

[Princess May]

Yeah, it's a rave song. But then, like, there's, like, this thing that he watches and it's rave and it plays.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, that.

[Princess May]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Oh, wow.

[Princess May]

Loves that song so much.

[Bretman Rock]

That's kind of cool.

[Princess May]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

He has a genre already that's so fun.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, princess, your word?

[Princess May]

My word.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. You're a baby. Oh, I think we'll just do one more round. Okay.

[Princess May]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

After this round.

[Princess May]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Bretman Rock]

Ooh. She said statement.

[Princess May]

It was a message between me and.

[Bretman Rock]

Cleo, who said, I'm sorry.

[Princess May]

Cleo said sorry to me. We got into a little. A little argument because I want her to understand that when she's here with me for the weekend that she still needs to sleep early because, like, when she goes back to school, I don't want her to have a hard time.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah.

[Princess May]

So she said, mommy, I'm sorry for behaving like that and not listening to you. And I said, please just listen, okay? And she goes, okay, Mommy, I love you. Good night.

[Kiefer]

Oh, Queen, Queen.

[Bretman Rock]

She's so obedient. I love Claire.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, I love that.

[Princess May]

Yeah. She tells me good night every night before she goes to sleep. She wakes up. I wake up with a good morning text from her, like, at literally, like, 6:30. I'm like, girl, how you up? Dessert?

[Kiefer]

Well, she's a morning person.

[Princess May]

Yeah, well, she has school. That's why. So period.

[Bretman Rock]

That's me. I'm a morning girl.

[Princess May]

And then she is. She's playing volleyball. She tells me everything that she does.

[Bretman Rock]

She started playing volleyball.

[Princess May]

I cannot wait to hear about it.

[Bretman Rock]

I cannot wait.

[Kiefer]

Does she love it?

[Princess May]

She does.

[Kiefer]

Oh, yeah.

[Princess May]

She said the last time she. She. They learned how to shuffle and, like, what is that word?

[Bretman Rock]

Set. Volume, Set.

[Princess May]

Volume, shuffle and set.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, set. Okay, last word from Ms. K. Okay.

[Kiefer]

My last word is. We use it a lot. It's B, I, T, C, H. Oh.

[Bretman Rock]

Why didn't I use that?

[Princess May]

Oh, my God. I feel like mine is gonna be so bad.

[Bretman Rock]

Bitch, you know I'm sexy. Ugh. Don't conscious text me. When was the last time I said bitch?

[Kiefer]

Okay? Mine says towards someone, and I was texting the wrong person this whole time. And I was like, hey, bitch, I see you. And he goes, what does that mean? And I was like, I was at a club last night. And he was like, I don't know what that means. And I was like, omg, Wrong, Travis. And he was like, ha. Yes. It's okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. I don't know if this was the last time I texted bitch, because I swear I text bitch more than this, but it was last Friday, and it was me texting Cat, saying, bitch, not as drunk as fuck on night one. And it was me and my man, like, literally landing and popping the champagne. And we literally just kept drinking champagne. We went to a dinner, drank more.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, girl. We were so crunk at night one. Like, he. I actually was surprised that I didn't wake up hungover. But he woke up so hungover. He slept the whole massage. Like, girl, he was having a hard time. Like, yeah, I'm so sad that we didn't bring liquid iv. But literally. And we were in bed, and he was, like, struggling to go in bed. He was waking up every 10 minutes. Like, girl, he was not. Night one was not fun.

[Kiefer]

How many bottles did you guys drink?

[Bretman Rock]

Well, they just kept giving us free champagne bottles, so I can't even tell you.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God. Night one, it was one bottle, and then two drinks each at the Star.

[Kiefer]

I love being wine drunk. That's, like, my favorite drunk.

[Bretman Rock]

And we didn't eat much that day, so I think that's why we probably got crunk so fast.

[Kiefer]

Probably with the jet lag.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, princess. Oh, okay, so I'll do one more word, I think. One more word.

[Princess May]

Okay. Okay. After this, I was talking to Tony, and I said, stop treating me like I'm one of those bitches.

[Bretman Rock]

Girl, you have issues.

[Princess May]

No, I don't know. Okay. I said, stop treating me like I'm one of those bitches you used to fuck with. And he. And he said, what bitches? And I said, oh, you're pissing me off now. I'm gonna be a bitch, period.

[Bretman Rock]

I will say that very first message was a bitch.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, princess.

[Princess May]

I'm just emotional, you know, right now.

[Bretman Rock]

She is pregnant.

[Princess May]

Yeah. Like, this attitude came from him because. Because my. The DNA is in here, you know?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

It's his attitude. Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Ms. Kaylee.

[Princess May]

Oh, no, you said that you were.

[Kiefer]

I said my. That was my word.

[Princess May]

Yeah, but what is your.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah.

[Kiefer]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

I think this word will be fun to look up, so I think this is just a bonus word, but okay. Drunk.

[Princess May]

Drunk.

[Kiefer]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bretman Rock]

I love that Cat is participating with us. Damn, I do have a lot of drunk texts. I'll re. I'm. I'm trying to look for, like, an interesting one. Cause I feel like I keep sharing boring ones.

[Kiefer]

So. Remember that photo I showed you guys earlier?

[Princess May]

Yes. Of your friend?

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Kiefer]

Yeah. So there's this another photo of her, and then one of my. One of my friend was, like, not letting my sister lay down in the filth alone. And then she goes, I'm never getting that drunk again. That's all.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. My last drunk, Texas, was me telling Kat that we were drunk. And I also texted Princess that Friday, too, that we were drunk. But the ones before that was the day before my birthday when my man surprised me, and we were testing out these pickled mangoes.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I was telling him about, like, pickle shot picklebacks. And, like, how to, like.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Like how to take a shot and do a pickle shot after. Like, a chaser. Like a pickle shot chaser. And he hated the pickled taste because he said it was too sour. And we just kept taking shots to prove to him, like, how pickled things take away the alcohol taste fast. And until we knew.

[Princess May]

I've seen that video.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. And then we realized you had taken five shots. And we were supposed to go eat at 6:04, but we were so drunk, I couldn't even get in the car. Obviously, I was not gonna have my man drive us drunk there as well.

[Kiefer]

Wait, what? When was this?

[Bretman Rock]

This was July 30th. So you know how he surprised me on the 29th and he came home early the next day? The neighbor gave us pickled mangoes. And he was like, oh, what is this good for? And I was like, just for anything. And I like taking it with picklebacks. With my shot.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And we are taking it. And he didn't like it, but because I insisted that it was really good, we ended up taking five shots each.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And by the time we got hungry, mind you, we had nothing in our stomachs.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And by the time we got hungry, we are so drunk. And obviously I wasn't gonna make him drive, and so I just texted Cat, I'm sorry, we accidentally got drunk. Can you order at 604 for us?

[Princess May]

Me?

[Kiefer]

When I'm trying something?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, Literally, I'm like, no, you have to like it.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, try again.

[Bretman Rock]

Try again.

[Kiefer]

Did he end up liking it?

[Bretman Rock]

No, he liked it. He liked it. I think he didn't like the liquid part, but he liked it as.

[Kiefer]

Just as the mango. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Okay, Princess.

[Princess May]

I was talking to my man.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Princess May]

Okay. I said, why did you drink the whole thing already? Hello? What are you doing? Where are you? Are you drunk? A Little bit drunk and hungry and wants some pussy, period.

[Bretman Rock]

And then I said, remember who's.

[Princess May]

Because I'm not there, period.

[Kiefer]

She's so toxic. I know who's pussy.

[Princess May]

I said, who's. Because I'm not there, so come home, period. That's it.

[Bretman Rock]

Love. Yeah, we love that.

[Kiefer]

We love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Princess May]

How about your drunk friend, period?

[Bretman Rock]

All right, guys. Well, that was the exposing our imessage game. Yeah.

[Kiefer]

I'm sorry if it was a little too much.

[Princess May]

Yeah, I feel like. Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Did y'all have. That was kind of fun, honestly, you know.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, I loved it.

[Princess May]

It was really fun.

[Kiefer]

Hi to all the area codes I've mentioned. Hello, Hello.

[Bretman Rock]

If you guys heard any of the area codes, sound off down below. If you guys heard.

[Kiefer]

Hi.

[Bretman Rock]

Comment down below. If you guys are from Ms. K's area codes that she. She read today. Q. Transition Music. All right, you guys, we are back and we're gonna do my favorite part of the show where we show you guys the product of the week, things that we have been obsessed with.

[Kiefer]

Yes. Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Today we will start with Ms. Princess May, the mother of all mothers.

[Princess May]

Hello, guys. So my product of the week. I feel like I've been obsessed with this product since I smelt it. Like, I. This was just giving. It smells like. I don't know, it smells like.

[Bretman Rock]

Can I smell it?

[Princess May]

A teenager? I don't know. Like teenager. No, like young and floral. Like, you know what I mean? Like, not a teenager, but like.

[Bretman Rock]

You guys see how much she loves it. Like, down to the last core. Sol de Janeiro girl. Send her more.

[Princess May]

I also have, like a mini size one, a travel one.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I have a lot on that.

[Princess May]

There is a. There is a set, but the little mini sets.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, princess, do you know the scent? Baccarat rouge.

[Princess May]

Yes. Does it smell like that?

[Bretman Rock]

I think this would pair really well with Baccarat.

[Kiefer]

I want to smell.

[Princess May]

Yeah, it smells really good.

[Bretman Rock]

It smells like Bella porch.

[Princess May]

Does it smell good?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it does.

[Princess May]

Smells like floral, like cherry blossoms.

[Kiefer]

It does.

[Bretman Rock]

It doesn't smell like something Ms. K would wear, though.

[Princess May]

But yeah, I really, really love this product. I like the perfume too, but, yeah, the perfume. The first person I smelt it from was Catherine, but then I. When I tried the lotion. The lotion, I was like, I mean.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you pair it with any perfume?

[Princess May]

The pairing perfume that comes with it?

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah.

[Princess May]

Just so extra smell.

[Kiefer]

Even the Marley that you gave Catherine to her birthday one time would smell really good with that.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, delay now.

[Kiefer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah. Actually, Ms. K, do you want to go or should I go?

[Kiefer]

I can go.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, go ahead.

[Kiefer]

Well, my product of the week is not a product. It's a thing. It's just a headscarf. I've been loving headscarf lately. It's just like a staple in my everyday day to day life outfits. It just adds like a little oomph to it.

[Princess May]

Yeah.

[Kiefer]

Accessories you match.

[Bretman Rock]

It's also cutesy when you don't want to do your hair.

[Kiefer]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I'm just like, let me just cover up the top because it's gonna serve body.

[Kiefer]

And I feel like scarves has been coming in lately.

[Bretman Rock]

So I love your little outfit today. It's.

[Kiefer]

Oh, thanks.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it's giving fall.

[Kiefer]

Thank you. Okay, Brett, what about you?

[Bretman Rock]

Speaking of fall and all things fall, I feel like every year I discover a new favorite scent from the Febreze collection. Last year I really enjoyed their cranberry one.

[Kiefer]

He was obsessed with that.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, girl, I had boxes of boxes of the Febreze cranberry collection. I forgot what the exact. Yeah, I believe it was called cranberry tarp. This year's obsession is the Febreze limited edition sea salt, caramel and maple. This is what we've been smelling today. Besides that. I'm gonna spray it.

[Princess May]

Oh, miss, you sprayed so much. I feel like the baby smells it in here, period.

[Bretman Rock]

The baby's in there.

[Kiefer]

Like, it does smell like a very caramelly.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it smells like cinnamon. Fall. It smells like holidays.

[Kiefer]

Like, do you guys want to smell?

[Princess May]

It smells really good, guys. It smells like cinnamon for sure.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. And don't worry, you guys try to find this because I already bought it off because by the time this video goes up, I had already bought boxes of it. So we bought so much the cranberry tart last year. We are still running through them today.

[Kiefer]

I still see that every day. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

So best believe I will be stocking up limited edition. Not for me. Because, girl, I am the limit. The limit does not exist with me. The. All right, you guys, thank you guys so much for coming in my podcast.

[Princess May]

Yeah, this is really fun. Every Wednesday, period.

[Kiefer]

When.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we'll see them more often now.

[Kiefer]

Per. Per.

[Bretman Rock]

Sometimes we'll have one, sometimes we'll have both. Sometimes I might just have a solo episode, but I will always ask them if they're available. And if they're available, then I guess we'll film with them.

[Princess May]

Just need a two week schedule.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, give her a two week advance, girl. Period. Ms. K, social media.

[Kiefer]

Let's go follow me on instagram misk that's three a's and a Y and my TikTok is mis k a Y.

[Princess May]

Period Please follow me on all my social media real princess may on TikTok.

[Bretman Rock]

And instagram and same with me everything is at Bretman Rock and please make sure you guys subscribe and follow the baddest radio on all of social media and of course give it a thumbs up give it a good rate and yeah I will see you guys on the next episode.

[Kiefer]

I love how we erase all her.

[Bretman Rock]

At the same time.

[Princess May]

Bye guys.

[Bretman Rock]

Bye beach. I'll see you next Thursday yeah don't forget to follow rate and like you can follow me at Bretman rock on everything and follow follow the podcast at thebaddestradio on all social media. Bye Beach.

[Kiefer]

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[Les]

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[Kiefer]

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