Family Secrets, Favorite Foods, and Who's Lying?!

Summary

DaBaddest Radio: "Family Secrets, Favorite Foods, and Who's Lying?!" Host: Bretman Rock with Ms. K and BJ
Date: April 2, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively and laughter-packed episode of DaBaddest Radio, host Bretman Rock is joined by his cousin, Ms. K, and producer BJ for a "cousin test"—a candid game-show-style quiz to discover who knows the other best. The trio riff on family secrets, favorite foods, hilarious childhood memories, and dream destinations, unveiling not just answers but heartfelt and often comedic stories behind them. The episode is a perfect blend of Filipino family dynamics, nostalgia, and unapologetic self-expression, complete with playful bickering and endearing confessions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Intro & Setting the Scene

• [01:00] Bretman and Ms. K open the show in private school girl-inspired outfits, setting a playful competitive tone.
• This episode is a break from regular segments, focusing instead on a quiz meant to test how well the cousins know each other.

2. Signature Drankity-Drank: DIY Grape Calamansi Juice

• [01:49] Ms. K introduces her homemade grape juice with calamansi, which prompts a mini taste-test and rave reviews:
  • “She is very refresher. Fresh. Fresh mint.” – Ms. K [02:37]
  • “The Calamansi was a good touch. It kinda wakes up the flavor.” – Bretman [02:40]

3. Cousin Connections & Family Backstory

• [03:01] They reveal their close family ties, growing up as first cousins.
• Discuss differences between being close to cousins on their mom's vs. dad's side, noting distance and migration stories.
• Share stories about other family members, like Princess, and their evolving roles as familial "babies."

4. The Cousin Test/Who Knows Who Best (and BJ’s Moderation)

• The majority of the episode is a quiz-style showdown. Questions span from basic favorites to deeper family intel.

Notable Quiz Segments & Moments

Favorite Color

• [08:23]
  • Ms. K: "Royal blue" (for herself)
  • Bretman: "Green"
  • Both guess each other's correctly, with Bretman noting the importance of specifics.

Favorite Music Artist/Band

• [09:55]
  • Ms. K: "Ariana Grande" for herself, “Nina” for Bretman
  • Bretman: “Rihanna” for himself, “Sabrina” for Ms. K
  • Ms. K nails Bretman's, but he jokes about the difficulty due to her changing faves.

Dream Job as a Child

• [10:51]
  • Ms. K: “Vet” and “taste tester” (“She always had something new.” – Bretman [10:58])
  • Bretman: “Actor” or “firefighter”

Food Preferences

• Most Hated: [12:32]
  • Ms. K hates eggs, Bretman hates celery and olives. Both get it right.
• Eat Forever: [13:22]
  • Ms. K: pasta (or Asian cuisine like pho/Thai)
  • Bretman: sushi
  • “Ms. K craves pho, so I put Thai or Viet food. Mine is sushi.” – Bretman [13:22]

Dream Destination

• [20:31]
  • Ms. K: Turkey (“I want to go Istanbul so bad because I just feel like it’s so beautiful.” [21:16])
  • Bretman: Philippines/Japan/Egypt, with commentary on their inherited love of travel and history.

Favorite Subject in School

• [16:43]
  • Ms. K: "Herstory”/Social studies (“I was very fascinated in World War II ... Also the whole, like, bounding feet for the females in China…” [17:16])
  • Bretman: Science

Most Used Emoji

• [19:08]
  • Bretman uses the “hand under chin” thinking emoji.
  • Ms. K claims it’s the “smirky face,” but rarely uses emojis; real answer might be the “laughing face.”

Superpower of Choice

• [23:49]
  • Ms. K: “Shape shift” due to loving Mystique from X-Men.
  • Bretman: “Fly” (basic but practical).

Favorite Holiday

• [25:18]
  • Ms. K and Bretman debate between Thanksgiving and Halloween—uncertain if Halloween counts as a “true” holiday.
  • “I didn’t know Halloween was, like, a holiday.” – Ms. K [26:42]

Zombie Apocalypse Survival

• [34:25]
  • “I think about this too much. Like, I’m not even gonna write nothing because I might just say me...” – Bretman [34:25]
  • Debate over ideal zombie-fighting weapons; Bretman prefers a modified Donatello stick, Ms. K chooses a bat with nails.

Who’s More Competitive?

• [38:31]
  • Bretman, hands down: “I’m literally a sore loser. Ever since we were kids.” [38:31]
  • Anecdotes about racing cousins in the cemetery and how it led Bretman to pursue track.

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5. Family Stories & Secrets

"Secret Hose Incident"

• [40:32]
  • Bretman shares a scandalous (and hilarious) childhood memory where Ms. K put a hose up his butt, inadvertently giving him his first "detox."
  • “She grabs the hose and puts it up my asshole and puts it on blast. And so all this water shoots up my ass. I stood up. Shit. I stood up because there was so much water up my fucking ass.” – Bretman [41:25]

The Evil Crow

• [43:34]
  • Ms. K recalls being terrorized by Bretman’s dad’s pet raven (actually a crow).
  • “My dad found a raven on a tree, raised it...This raven thinks my dad was his dad and hated everybody but my dad. And he had it on this cage, and he would let it out, and it would just... It knew me.” – Bretman [44:00]

The Tricycle Gang

• [45:05]
  • Stories of taking their homemade tricycle with a sidecar to the markets without permission, acting as neighborhood ringleaders, bossing around other kids and inventing elaborate games like “play house” in the rice fields.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Girl, you already know who it is.” – Bretman [00:47]
• “If you guys are watching this episode, Princess is still very much in LA, living her life.” – Ms. K [05:18]
• “Taste test. Like, food taste testers.” – Ms. K, on her childhood dream job [11:19]
• “If the world was ending, I would definitely trust you.” – Bretman reading a fan's DM about zombie survival [34:55]
• “Thanks to the cemetery for raising a child.” – Bretman, on where he honed his competitive edge [39:44]
• “She’s the one that shoved it up my ass.” – Bretman, blaming the infamous hose incident on Ms. K [42:40]
• “I’m not gonna claim we weren’t the richest, but we were pretty, like, comfortable. And so we would...we were kind of just like the ringleaders.” – Ms. K [46:13]
• “Today we’re all gonna go to the rice field and start a family and we’re gonna make a tree house.” – Bretman, leading the neighborhood kids [46:32]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:49]: Grape & calamansi taste test
• [03:01]: Family background & cousin roles
• [07:56]: Quiz begins: favorite color, artist, dream job
• [12:32]: Most hated and most loved foods
• [13:22]: Favorite cuisine “forever food”
• [16:22]: Favorite school subject
• [19:08]: Most used emoji
• [20:20]: Dream destination
• [23:49]: Choice of superpower
• [25:18]: Favorite holiday
• [34:25]: Zombie apocalypse: who survives longest?
• [38:31]: Who’s more competitive?
• [40:32]: Childhood secret story: the hose incident
• [43:34]: The evil crow
• [45:05]: Tricycle gang & play house memories
• [47:05]: Product(s) of the week: Ms. K’s Bonnie and Clyde glasses, Bretman’s boba tea protein ([47:31])

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Recap & Tone

This episode oozes with warmth, friendly trash talk, and Filipino humor—offering a peek into how close-knit, competitive, and resourceful Bretman and his cousin are. The genuine affection, nostalgic anecdotes, and wild family stories make the hour fly by, all delivered through Bretman’s unfiltered, sassy, and witty lens.

Missed the episode? This summary has you covered—all the best moments and inside jokes, minus the ads and promos.

Transcript

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The following podcast is a Dear Media

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Production Bratman to Earth.

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Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is.

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Hello.

[B]

We're kind of giving baby. I mean, we're not gonna give him baby. We're kind of giving. Oops. I did it again. I play with your heart.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hello. Hello, everyone. It is Thursday yet again. It is one of your hosts, Bremen Rob.

[C]

And one of the hostess with the mostest. Ms. K. Her.

[B]

And as you guys can see, we are dressed in our. What would you call this preppy.

[C]

I would say private school event.

[B]

Private School Girlies. Because we're taking a quiz and I mean, the title probably already suggests what we're doing. We're going to be doing the who knows who more. Slash. The cousin test. Slash, slash.

[C]

Getting to know each other.

[B]

Yeah, sometimes some of these questions might change. Change throughout the year. So this is just a fun episode, you guys. We're not going to be doing our segments today, but we never do an episode without a Ms. K. Drankity. Drank, drank, drank. So, Ms. K. Okay, what is this you have before us?

[C]

So I attempted to make you a grape juice. I didn't know you had a juicer. I couldn't use it.

[B]

Right.

[C]

But I had to use, like, a blender and everything. But I added sugar in this just to make it a little bit sweeter. And Calamansi, just because I had a little bit calamansi left from the last episode. So I'm gonna pour it.

[B]

Well, you know, I'll drink anything that it isn't.

[C]

But these coffee. I'm sorry.

[B]

She made me put these coffee ones

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because they said it was good. But yeah, this is the grape juice.

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Also, we in the producer's chair, we got bj.

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How's it, everybody? Thank you, guys, again, it's B. One more episode. Let's do it.

[C]

How is she?

[B]

She's. Oh, my God.

[C]

Wait.

[B]

She's good. I forgot what it was.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

She's really good.

[C]

She is very refresher. Fresh. Fresh mint.

[B]

I would say the Calamansi was a good touch.

[C]

Like, it.

[B]

It kind of, like, picks it up a little bit. It wakes up the flavor.

[C]

Yeah. But I only added two.

[B]

Yeah, it wakes it up. Do you want to taste it? Yeah, it wakes it up like it's giving grape. Oh, but with the calamansi juice. Like giving grape.

[C]

Like the green grape.

[B]

Yeah. Yes, exactly. It takes it there. So today we have a very fun episode. Like I said, we're going to be testing each other on how much we know each other more if you guys didn't know. If you guys are finding out. Yes. Ms. K and I are first cousins.

[C]

First. Very first.

[B]

Would you like to tell them how we're related?

[C]

We're related by our parents. My dad and Brett's mom are brothers and sisters from one couple.

[B]

Do you. Are you close with your cousins from your mom's side?

[C]

I would say yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Because before I met my dad's side because back in the Philippines I live closer to my mom's side, we were like maybe five minutes away from each other while Brett, them, my dad's side would live like maybe 30 to 45 minutes away from us. And it was a journey girl for sure.

[B]

But I'm the same way. I feel like I definitely lost touch with my dad's side of the family because obviously I'm in America and it was just never something that I. Because I left them at 8 years old. So I, I mean I could make the conscious effort to like reach out and look for them. But like I was also like the youngest cousin when I was in the Philippines. So I didn't really have a relationship with a lot of my older cousins from my dad's side because I was the youngest. But on my mom's side I was. We all lived together when I moved

[C]

to America and you weren't the youngest

[B]

and I was in the young.

[C]

Fun fact. Actually wait, before Emeril, one of our nieces came, we like to call her nieces because she's technically our cousin.

[B]

But she just, she's literally 15.

[C]

Yeah, she just gets grouped with our nieces. But fun fact, Princess was the baby

[B]

baby of the cousins before I Merel came. And I think that's why Princess, maybe that affected a little bit of princesses mental growth because we would pick on her. We would always pick on her. But also she had like the bestest like older sisters, like, like Jorly and

[C]

was always taking her around.

[B]

So she had it. Yeah. But she definitely got it handed to her, especially with me, you, Colin. Because it was always us four and

[C]

it was always, she was just always the easiest one to pick on.

[B]

Yeah. And if you guys are watching this episode, Princess Is still very much in. In la.

[C]

We're living her life.

[B]

She is.

[C]

I'm like, the fact that she hasn't. What? Left Hawaii for, like, two years, I

[B]

think probably two years, five years. I don't know.

[C]

Five years.

[B]

It's been a while.

[C]

Yeah. She's living her life, and I think it was her first time going to Vegas, so she's out here gambling.

[B]

She saw your sister.

[C]

Yeah, I know. Reconnected, so I was like, okay. Cute.

[B]

Well, good luck, princess. Coming back home, girl. I don't even know when she comes back home. I'll call her later. So, like I said, be prepared. Some questions for Ms. K and I, and what do you think we're gonna do?

[C]

I think. I think we're gonna answer some questions that has to do with. See, I don't know how this is a competition. If we're answering, like, if I get

[B]

it right, I get a point.

[C]

About what, though?

[B]

It could be things about ourselves, like your favorite color or.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. We could do real basic or even start back from your. Since you guys grew up together. Childhood.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then you guys each get a point for.

[C]

I used to know Brett so well, but throughout the year.

[B]

Girl, you're so fucking dramatic. You're so dramatic.

[C]

No, like, literally, we were together every day.

[B]

True.

[C]

Throughout most of the world.

[B]

But nothing changed. I still have the same favorite color. Kiefer. I still have the same first boyfriend. I still have the first things changed.

[C]

You never know. Girl, please change.

[B]

No, you're gonna fucking change, bitch. Because you're gonna be, like, actually my favorite color today.

[C]

Of today.

[B]

So we're gonna start. I think I'm gonna eat. Like, I really feel like I know you like that.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. I thought you were gonna go eat. I'm like, you're gonna go eat.

[B]

No, as in, like, I feel like I'm gonna eat this up. I think we're gonna eat it up.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

How many questions did you prepare?

[D]

We can keep going as long.

[B]

Okay, let's do, like, 15, and then we'll do a temperature check there.

[C]

So should we. Okay. So are we gonna do you first and then me and then so forth and so forth?

[D]

No, I think I'll just ask general questions about the two of you guys. So I can go. What was their favorite color? You both write your answer for each and then flip it.

[C]

And then whoever gets for yes.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

And then you reveal what your answer. Of course.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Period.

[D]

Okay. You know, let's start with that basic.

[B]

Basic stretch.

[D]

Yeah, let's just warm up a little. Warm up? Yeah, let's do a reveal like that. Like the deal or no deal stuff. So real simple, let's do color first.

[B]

Also, just so we can't change our answer, Put the answer on the. On the top part.

[D]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that for your own answer? You put it on that top corner and on top.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

That's a good idea.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Okay. This is gonna be fun.

[D]

Okay, you ready?

[B]

Are you ready?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, so let's reveal what the favorite color is. Yeah, go ahead.

[C]

Oh, wait, that was the first question.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we're doing it.

[D]

Okay. Okay. Oh, you never write them yet.

[B]

Girl, what the fuck?

[D]

It's all good.

[B]

That's too much letter.

[D]

That's wrong already.

[B]

That's already wrong.

[C]

I was very specific.

[B]

Okay, maybe. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Three. Wait, if you were specific, let me paint.

[D]

Oh, damn. Like a sky blue accent.

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Okay.

[B]

Okay, go ahead. Three, two, one. Green.

[C]

Green. I put royal blue.

[B]

Yes. I knew you put royal blue.

[C]

I did. Yeah, right.

[B]

Okay.

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That was really specific. That was dope.

[B]

Right? All right.

[C]

Just not go to the next big green.

[B]

And Ms. K looks any green.

[D]

All right, let's do. What is your or my favorite music artist or band?

[B]

Damn.

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Would you know? You guys know.

[C]

I think I know.

[B]

Brat.

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I know it changes. Maybe like recently. Let's say, like recently.

[C]

Oh, recently. I'm just saying General.

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Of all time.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[D]

If Brett was to say one or if Ms.

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Kid, I'm sure you're gonna get this right because I listen to so much shit, but Ms. Kit doesn't really listen to music like that.

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Oh, okay.

[B]

But I think she. I know her diva for sure.

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Oh,

[B]

okay. Let me put mines first.

[C]

Mines for My answer for you is so. So like, only certain people would know.

[D]

Oh, see, this is good. This is good. Now you know how close you are.

[B]

Okay, ready?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Okay, three.

[B]

Should we take turns?

[D]

Yeah, maybe you guys go open up.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Do I go first?

[B]

Yeah, you can go first.

[C]

So my answer for Brett. Oh, for me first. Yeah, it's going to be Ariana Grande and Nina for you.

[B]

Ah, that's right. That is right. Yeah, but I'm not kidding me. That answer.

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That. No, it's okay.

[B]

Right Now I think Ms. K is Sabrina. And I put Rihanna because she is one of my queens. She is.

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I was just thinking more of, like, when I hear you play a lot and you always go back.

[B]

I do always go back also, Kiefer, you should just keep it at the top because all this is going to annoy about the stuff. Good.

[D]

Second question.

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Yeah.

[D]

How about this? Okay. When you guys back to your childhood.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What was your dream job?

[B]

Oh, period.

[D]

Like, did you guys know what easy. What each other wanted to be?

[B]

Mine is easy. Ms. K never had some. Every time. This is like a new. Ms. K had something new every time.

[D]

Miss K would always switch up.

[C]

No, I would. I was always. I would always mention what I, like, want to do, but I always had, like, little, like, oh, I want to do this.

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She always had something new. Okay, I'll go first this time. I think Ms. K wanted to be a hairstylist. Oh. And I was wanting to be an actor.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[D]

What is that? Let's reveal.

[B]

Oh, you put firefighter.

[C]

No, I put vat.

[B]

Okay. I mean, valid.

[C]

And I was gonna. I wanted to be a taste tester.

[D]

Taste test.

[B]

Like, what the fuck?

[C]

Like, food taste testers.

[B]

I would say actor and firefighter were my two, but Vette was definitely, like,

[C]

one of the answer.

[B]

I would always give my mom because if I told my mom I want to be an actor or firefighter, she'd

[D]

be like, yeah, that was me too.

[C]

Wow. Hairstylist. I could see why now. You used to say because you used

[B]

to, like, love playing with hair. Okay, we're sucking. Ask more, like, generic questions. Like, these are too specific. Even more generic.

[D]

So, like, let me see.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

How about.

[D]

How about like, maybe. Maybe there could be a range instead of, like, the most specific answer. Because there's so many things, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So let's do, like, what food do I hate the most?

[B]

Or, like, easy. Yeah, girl. Easy as fuck.

[D]

Is it

[B]

food I hate?

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You don't hate a lot of.

[B]

I don't hate a lot, but there is this one. I hope you get this one. I'll put two, but I'm sure you.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yours is one, and I know it is. Okay, you go first.

[C]

Okay. Do I go first?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

My hated food is eggs. And then I. For Brett, I put celery and olives.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Did I get it right? Yeah, I put egg and celery, and

[B]

I hate celery and olives. Get that out of my.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Nice, Nice. How about let's do the opposite? If. If I could eat only one food forever.

[C]

Should we do cuisine like a cuisine.

[D]

It could be general, like, I guess. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[C]

Pasta period.

[D]

Okay. Not. Not the specific dish. Yeah, that's too crazy. Or even, like, Filipino food.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Japanese food. We can even go more general.

[B]

I know your favorite kind of Food, for sure. Don't think too hard about mines.

[C]

I'm not. Okay, you want to go first?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I always feel like Ms. K craves pho, so I put Thai or Viet means food. And then my food that I can eat all the time is sushi.

[C]

Okay, Girl, I put pasta for mine.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, but I put Japanese sushi. Oh,

[B]

Not you.

[C]

But you were close with the pasta because. Yeah, it does have pasta.

[B]

Because sometimes you just look at me and be like, I want. Yeah, I don't.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

Nice. Nice. Okay.

[C]

But I love a good pasta.

[D]

How about another easy one?

[B]

The boat noodles. When you go to Thailand.

[D]

They're going to Thailand, everybody.

[C]

Yeah, we already there, actually.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I hope you guys are having fun in Thailand, Ms. K. In the future.

[D]

What are you guys looking forward to doing over there?

[B]

I want to get. I want to go back to the Platinum Mall. The one that was telling you about where everything was cheap. Yes. It's like a mall of just like.

[C]

Like. Like a. Like a swap meet.

[B]

Like a swap meet. But it's a mall and it's. Girl, it's so cheap. But funny story is in Thai, like I said last episode, weed is legal. So I smoked, and every store I went to, like, I felt like it was a game of, like, minute to win it. I would literally just grab everything and pay and, like, wouldn't even look at the price.

[C]

Really?

[B]

It was that cheap?

[D]

You could smoke in public?

[B]

Yeah, girl. It's recreational vibes. You can. But they have, like, smoking rooms, too, if you want to smoke in the store. But I smoked in the smoking room.

[C]

That's cool.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

Have you been to Thailand?

[D]

We went for work last year with Andrew.

[B]

With Andrew. Is Andrew tired yet?

[D]

He's Vietnamese.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

It was the best. I want to go back.

[E]

Have you ever looked in the mirror and not recognized yourself?

[B]

Me too.

[E]

Hi, I'm Caroline Baudino from Instagram Shop with Caroline and host of Coming In Hot. This tough New Yorker who swore she would never depend on a man, lives to wear all her jewels and look fabulous. Let everyone else's expectations of being a mom, a wife, a daughter to Cuban parents take priority. I finally put my oxygen mask on first and took the biggest bet of my life. Join me every Monday on Coming In Hot to deep dive on finding your own happy tools and living your best life too. Yes, we can.

[D]

Okay. Favorite subject in school.

[C]

Favorite subject.

[B]

Not elective. Right.

[D]

It could be like them.

[C]

I think you were always into.

[B]

Don't think too Hard, because I think I know yours for sure. We say it all the time. Hey, I know I'm gonna get a point for this.

[C]

Which whiz.

[B]

Ms. K's favorite subject has always been herstory?

[C]

Social studies. That is history.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[D]

There it is.

[B]

And then science for my

[C]

science.

[D]

Let's go. Nice, nice, nice.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yes, we are.

[C]

But I don't really count history girl.

[B]

That's the other social studies girl. What is your most favorite thing about social studies?

[C]

The history? Like.

[B]

No, what is, like, your most favorite thing that you learned, like, that you learn in social.

[C]

To learn? I think I was very fascinated in World War II. I don't know. For some reason.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Also the whole, like, bounding feet for the females in China back then, just so they can't escape there.

[B]

I really thoroughly enjoyed Hawaiian history as well. I do, too. Yeah.

[C]

I feel like they need to, like, teach more about it because it's so interesting.

[B]

We learn a lot about Hawaiian history in elementary and intermediate, I would say, but by the time we're in high school, we're learning about American history.

[C]

Yes. So they were mostly covered, and I didn't give a. Yeah, we mostly covered, like, Hawaiian history throughout, like, element. Yeah. But they would only, like, kind of teach us, like, about the instrument. Not really, like, the her.

[B]

I mean, we. On a lie. Yes.

[D]

Period. Okay, next. Okay, let's do. What is the other person's most used emoji? Maybe drama. Let's draw it.

[C]

I feel like Brett would use this emoji.

[B]

Ew. What is this wet spot? Ms. K's one.

[D]

She's going in over there.

[B]

You know, you're not an emoji girl.

[C]

I'm not an emoji person, but are you gonna.

[B]

Are you gonna have an answer?

[D]

Yeah, I guess. What would you think favorite one is?

[B]

I think if I. If I see her use an emoji, it's usually.

[C]

How do you make that face?

[B]

I don't even know how to draw this.

[C]

Okay, I got mine.

[B]

Okay. I think if Ms. K were to use an emoji, which she doesn't, it would be the three hearts that are stacked with the heart with the stars.

[C]

No.

[B]

And then my most used emoji is the one like this.

[D]

Oh, you got it.

[B]

I hate you. This is not even fair. What is your.

[C]

My emoji is the one. That smirky one like that.

[B]

You don't use that. Yes, I do. You don't. You don't.

[C]

Look at my top.

[B]

I need you to show me the last time you use that emoji. Because you don't use emojis. Ker.

[D]

Nice. That's funny.

[B]

Yeah. Mice is always the yeah.

[C]

Oh, I haven't used it in so long, girl.

[B]

And be for real. What is your most?

[C]

Wait, hold on.

[B]

Not you looking for my most. No, go near. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that laughing emoji.

[B]

Yeah, I guess I'll take the L. I'll take the L. Damn. I was so confident.

[C]

I. I guess. But then I always see you do it.

[B]

So you're winning by two points. That's crazy.

[D]

Wait. Yeah, that's exactly right. Okay, let's do this. How about dream destination? What is the other person's dream destination?

[B]

Oh, I know yours. And you better be for real because that was too much that you're just

[D]

writing down some random.

[C]

And I feel.

[B]

Oh, was that for your answer?

[C]

My answer?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then for you, your dream destination.

[B]

Home.

[C]

I know.

[B]

I don't even have one. Like, girl, a can really just go anywhere. Honestly.

[D]

Yeah, I guess I was gonna put

[C]

Korea, but then you went to Korea already.

[D]

Or top places that if you've been

[B]

there already, like you've traveled to, you know this my probably like a favorite place we've been to or dream Destiny. I know your dream destination, though. Okay. I feel good about how much you wrote there. Oh, gosh. I don't think that was it. Go first.

[C]

My dream destination is Turkey.

[B]

It's not

[C]

Istanbul. Turkey. I want to do this so bad.

[B]

Okay. When I see your answer, you're gonna be like, oh, yeah, for us.

[C]

Philippines.

[B]

Well, yeah, I didn't say put that. Oh my. Because I'm like, girl, that's home. That's our destination.

[C]

Japan.

[B]

Yeah. And then I put. And then I put Egypt for Miss Korea.

[C]

That was before.

[B]

I know that would have been your. As her last year. I feel like cuz she's very fascinated with the pyramid. The pyramid.

[C]

Like, I like, you know how like I was like saying, like, I love a good history. Yeah.

[D]

What's in. What's in Turkey?

[B]

Men.

[C]

Men.

[B]

Nice. Men with no hairlines.

[C]

Oh, yeah. And I want to go Istanbul so bad because I just feel like it's so beautiful there and. Oh, I've been looking at the comments. A lot of people wants to know, like, how I got into Turkish things.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I started watching like physical Asia. No, I started watching Turkish shows throughout.

[B]

What.

[C]

What is that called? Covet season. Remember when I would tell you, like, oh, my God, you need to watch this Turkish show.

[B]

Yeah, the gay one.

[C]

No, it was. But it was like always like two hours long and you were like, girl, I don't want to read subtitles.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

That's how I got into it.

[B]

Also, do you know how it's actually pronounced Turkey? Yeah, I only learned that from Physical Asia.

[C]

Yeah, Turkey.

[D]

There was a guy on there from there.

[B]

No, it's like, have you watched Physical Asia?

[C]

I have.

[D]

I've seen a couple episodes.

[B]

So there's a team from Turkey.

[C]

So, like, Physical Asia? Yeah, there's a 100 physical of Korea and then there's 100 physical for just Asia.

[B]

And it had Manny Pacquiao in it, representing the Philippines.

[C]

Yeah, but they had Australia, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, and Turkey.

[B]

Yeah, well, cut this out. But they actually asked me for season two.

[D]

No freaking way.

[C]

That's sick.

[B]

For the Philippines, Literally. It's crazy.

[D]

Are you considering it?

[B]

No, because I'm lying. Oh, keep that in.

[D]

What the fuck?

[B]

Imagine.

[C]

I was so excited.

[D]

Okay, next. If I had a superpower, what would I choose?

[B]

I know this. I know what you're gonna put. Don't think too hard about mines. No, no.

[C]

How do you know that was yours? And I just don't know how it's called.

[B]

Oh, wait, no. If you don't know what it's called, that's not. That's not what it is. Because mine is basic. As.

[C]

Yeah, it is basic.

[B]

Okay, you can go first, then.

[C]

Okay, so my answer is Shape shift. And I, for Brett, I move. I. I put mine moving. Like, you can move.

[B]

Mind game. Like. Okay.

[C]

Telekinesis.

[B]

That was Telekinesis, girl.

[C]

I was gonna put that.

[B]

I know you were.

[D]

She just switches it off.

[C]

No, I was gonna put that for Brad.

[B]

Mine just fly. And for Ms. Cage.

[C]

I never wanted to be invisible.

[B]

Well, I thought that's very, like, girly pop, like.

[C]

You know why I always want to shape shift is because of mystique.

[B]

I love. Would you consider her a shivo?

[C]

Yes, she is.

[B]

She's evil, actually.

[D]

Let's do something.

[C]

See, I was like. In my head, someone was like, keep saying, fly, fly, fly.

[D]

But yeah.

[C]

Yeah, I didn't listen to her.

[D]

Okay, how about Easy one? Favorite holiday going up?

[B]

Favorite holiday? Not my birthday. Right.

[D]

I mean, would you guys have huge family parties? Yeah. Back home Here. Here, too.

[C]

As of right now, this is my favorite.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And then that's the same for breath.

[B]

Okay. I think. I think we're right then I think we're on the right path because I feel like you have the same one, too.

[C]

Should we save together?

[B]

No.

[D]

Hold on.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Okay. You want me to go first?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

My answer For Brett is Thanksgiving as well as mine.

[B]

Kiefer, when the fuck? But I feel like we need extra points because. Why. Why did I put Halloween and Drew

[C]

Thanksgiving?

[D]

How both of you guys.

[B]

Drew, I feel like you deserve a cousin.

[C]

I was gonna put Halloween, but I didn't think Halloween was a holiday. It is.

[B]

What the fuck is it, then?

[C]

It's just one of those, like, St. Patrick Day.

[B]

And St. Patrick is a holiday.

[C]

It's not.

[D]

It is.

[C]

Then why do we go to school? Same for Halloween. Why don't we go to school?

[B]

I don't know. Because it's not that important and it's celebrated at night. Maybe we go to school on July 4th.

[C]

Yeah, but we go to school for. No, we don't go to school because it's summer.

[B]

July 4th is not.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, is it? Oh, it is probably. Yeah.

[C]

And then Halloween, we go to school with our costume.

[B]

Well, I don't know. It's a holiday, Kiefer. It's still a holiday.

[C]

Is it a holiday?

[D]

What are you guys. Traditions, like.

[B]

Well, I don't even know why this would think. We just started celebrating Thanksgiving.

[C]

That's why I said, as of right now, it's my favorite.

[B]

We've never, like. You know, like, we don't cook turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We literally haven't celebrated.

[C]

I was gonna put Halloween. Okay, I don't have Halloween, but I.

[D]

That should be a point then.

[C]

I didn't know Halloween was, like, a holiday. Who doesn't know every time we go to school for a holiday? I think it's not a holiday.

[B]

It's a holiday. Play with my day.

[C]

So if I go to work on Halloween, am I getting paid? Time and a half.

[B]

I forgot my mom died. Oh, that's a meme. It's a meme. I was about to say it's a meme.

[C]

I'm like, that's.

[B]

No, it's every time. So sorry. Context. My mom is not dead. Every time I catch myself singing a Nicki Minaj lyric, I'm like, I forgot my mom died. But it's. And it's a meme from, I think Housewives, where she's like. She's like, where do your kids go when you're doing these? And, like, my mom. My mom babysits them. And then she, like, I forgot my mom died.

[C]

What the. And that wasn't a housewife.

[B]

I think it was a housewife meme.

[C]

Okay, sorry, sorry.

[B]

Yo, let me knock on wood. Like, oh, yeah.

[C]

That is so cute. Like, that is a cute, like, conversation.

[D]

Like, yeah, it's like, whoa.

[C]

Yeah. You're like, I'm sorry.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And then you just walk away.

[B]

Yeah. Wait, can I show it?

[D]

No explanation.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

We have to find it now.

[C]

We got to line up a babysitter and all that stuff.

[B]

My mom will babysit him.

[C]

Did you just say that? Are you okay?

[B]

I just forgot my mom died.

[C]

Wait, was that her finding out the mom died?

[B]

No, she had already found out the mom died from that first video. Yeah. And then she's like.

[C]

And then they went to a bowling.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Place. I'm dead.

[B]

So that's what I was quoting. Sorry, mom. Because I know she watches this.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Sorry, girl. I love you, though.

[D]

That's so funny.

[C]

She's gonna be like, when did I die?

[D]

Okay, let's do. What was the name of my first to crush? You guys know that Crush girl.

[B]

I don't even know this bitch's dating life like that. I see her every day.

[D]

Okay, never mind.

[B]

You would know my first crush. No way back. Go back. Go more back.

[C]

Oh, I forgot her name in Philippines. Melody.

[B]

Well, in that. In that world. Mel Joy.

[C]

Mel Joy.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know Ms. K's girl. Yeah, I still don't.

[C]

I do. Who it was that white boy at church.

[B]

Josh. I remember his name. Josh. Ew.

[C]

That was when I was like, wow, I'm into white men, period.

[D]

Figured out your type early. Let's do. Let's move on to TV shows or movies.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

So what is my favorite cartoon growing up? Did we talk about that last episode already?

[C]

Cartoon.

[B]

Cartoon. Yeah. Mine is definitely.

[D]

Did you guys used to watch a lot of tv?

[B]

Yeah. Yes.

[D]

Nice. Yeah, me too.

[B]

When we could. Yeah.

[C]

And cartoon.

[B]

Cartoon for you.

[D]

Yeah. Or even show.

[B]

I have an answer that's different from what I put, but only because it's not cartoon.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, no. I have an actual answer that's cartoon, but I have another one that's a kid's show that's not cartoon.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Okay, let's. Let's do that then. Like something you guys are growing up that you watched all the time. I guess it doesn't necessarily have to be a cartoon. It could be like Blue's Clues. I guess that's not considered.

[B]

Okay, I'll go first. I put two answers for cartoon. I put Powerpuff Girl.

[C]

Wait, hold on. Don't put mine yet.

[B]

And then the non cartoon. But is Kid Friendly that she would watch is WWE. Oh, and then my answer is SpongeBob and Power Ranger.

[C]

Mine is so wrong.

[B]

What is yours?

[C]

I mixed up mines.

[D]

What did you put?

[C]

I put spongebob for Brett's, but I put it on the top by quivered it out.

[B]

You swear she saw my answer?

[C]

No, look.

[B]

Oh, you put Avatar. Duh. Oh, my God.

[C]

But then I put Avatar on mines and I was like, dragon Tails. That's why I was trying to switch it up.

[B]

Dragon tail. Dragon Tails.

[D]

I did love that show too.

[C]

But Brett didn't like wwe.

[B]

No.

[C]

He didn't like Cartoon Shoot.

[B]

I didn't.

[C]

She was watching like Tila Tequila, America's. Those shows club.

[B]

Bad Girls Club. I was like in that, like mtv.

[C]

I'm like, why are we still Hit My ride.

[B]

Hit my Ride. Like, those are classics, girl. My cousins hated when I had that remote.

[C]

What is. What is it? What that one called? Mtp. Cribs. Cribs. That was a good.

[B]

I was like a reality TV whore.

[C]

I was a cartoon person.

[B]

Nwe.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

That was like your non cartoon show. You like.

[D]

You didn't like wwe?

[B]

I liked it, but I wasn't obsessed. Like, I was Colin. It was like their personality. Like, she knew every entrance of the girls. Yes. She knew every girl from like literally just the back of their heads.

[C]

And I just.

[B]

Who was your favorite diva of all time? Maria.

[C]

No, it has to be Mickey James.

[B]

Mickey James.

[C]

She was the one that, when I started watching, she was like the main girl that was like.

[B]

Yeah, doing it off.

[C]

Love my favorite Molina.

[B]

Oh, I see that for you.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, Molina transfers the entrance herself, girl.

[B]

Beej, were you ever a WWE fan or.

[D]

I was casually.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Favorite wrestler, probably Rey Mysterio.

[C]

Rey Mysterio.

[D]

Or Randy Orton.

[B]

You know, you would think that me being named after wrestlers, I would be obsessed with it, but no, even my dad was obsessed with it. Like, obviously he was. That was. He named them after them.

[C]

But when I found out it was fake, girl, my heart broke so much.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I was like, no, it's not.

[B]

It's like your version of finding out Santa's not real.

[D]

Yeah. But is that when you stopped watching?

[C]

No, I kind of just fell out

[B]

of love for it and we.

[C]

I just kind of.

[B]

I wonder what WWE is like now.

[C]

Right now it's still happening, but it's not as big as it was before. Like, before, I know they could pack like a whole stadium, but now they can only like, do half raw.

[B]

Remember Raw?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Still there.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Ozzy's a huge WWE family.

[B]

We need to unpack that with. Yeah, yeah, it's.

[C]

It's. I wonder if he went to the W. They Used to come to Hawaii all the time at, like, arena whenever I went.

[B]

Who was your crushy of all the crushes?

[C]

Oh, Randy Orton.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

God. Randy Orton.

[C]

Yes. And John Cena.

[B]

I was a Batista girl.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Like, yeah. So creepy. But I would be like, yes, Bulge.

[C]

No, no. Literally, me. The only reason why I watched the

[B]

men, literally, an undertaker. Imagine. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, y'. All, Please don't.

[D]

I was over here like, oh, you're like, right, right.

[C]

Fun fact. I used to have a huge crush on. I don't know. If you don't know who, you probably don't know who this is. But, like, you know who Cody Rhodes is?

[D]

Yeah, yeah. He used to sing his song.

[C]

Cody rhodes. And Ted DiBiase was like, I wish I can get a knife full tower.

[D]

Let's do fun ones.

[C]

How about.

[D]

How about, like, something like, who would survive longest in a zombie apocalypse?

[B]

Girl, don't ask stupid questions. I think about this too much. Like, I'm not even gonna write nothing because I might just say me the arrow right there.

[D]

You guys ever put yourself in that situation and see what you do?

[B]

Yeah, it's my favorite dreams. Really? Like, literally, I'm like.

[C]

It's weird.

[B]

I think about it way too much. Like, you would think, like, girl, I fully convince myself that I would.

[C]

I mean, you already started. You already fenced in your whole entire land.

[B]

Yeah, I fenced my land. Like, I just. I don't know. I feel like I would know what to do in that situation. And I feel like a lot of my fans actually agree with me because sometimes I would see random DMs from people being like, if the world was ending, I would definitely be. I would definitely trust you. Or, like, I also watch a lot of Walking Dead, and so, like, all that preparing for it. Not that I'm, like, actively preparing for it, but genuinely, like, if there was a zombie outbreak, like, I think I would know what to do. I don't. I can't give you, like, a game plan, but just know a bitch knows what to do. But also, it depends on these zombies. Like, are these, like.

[C]

What choice of weapon would you do?

[D]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask, too.

[B]

Oh, my choice of weapon. Something that, like, I can keep using, cuz, like, a gun. If I run out of ammo, I'm. Yeah, I would want, like, the sharpest, sharpest, sharpest katana. But I. You know what my favorite weapon for the Ninja Turtles is the. Is it Donatello with the stick?

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

The Purple one, the stick. But both of my stick ends. I want, like, the sharpest katana knives, so it's, like, far enough where I could, like, literally, like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, you can throw it.

[B]

That's how I would want mine. I mean, granted, if I wanted, like, something that's, like, man made, like a gun, of course. But I need to be, like, unlimited ammo. Because, bitch, what am I going to do with 10 fucking. What would you do?

[C]

Yeah, I would do, like, a bat with nails.

[B]

Okay. Cute.

[C]

Or like, a bat with, like, a

[B]

barbed wire, but also, like, are these, like, World War Z zombies? Or, like, walking?

[C]

Like, walking.

[B]

I would just say that I'm just like, eat me. Yeah, I'm not like, even. I run a lot, and I'm not doing all that. I'll just join you.

[C]

You're like, I'm a good runner, so take me.

[D]

I mean, I feel like your house is the perfect place to be.

[B]

Yes. Yeah. All right, next question.

[D]

Let's do more. More fun.

[B]

Oh, wait, Beej, do you. Are you confident that you would survive a zombie apocalypse? I feel like you would eat that up. I think I do.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I just need to get a little bit more conditioned. Like, I feel like a bat with nails is kind of too close for comfort.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[D]

I'm like a stick with really sharp edges, so I can.

[B]

I am staying.

[C]

That's true. Or a bow and arrow.

[B]

But you're gonna run down.

[C]

I could still make.

[D]

Let's just hypothetically unlimited ammo.

[B]

You're like, hold on. Let me make a.

[C]

Let me find a chicken. Get me some the feathers, girl.

[B]

You're like, let me. Hold on, please. I know you're about to eat me,

[C]

but do you think poison darts would work on zombies?

[B]

No. I feel like at that point, like, yeah, maybe need. Like, they're literally decaying. Like, there's nothing that can make them decay.

[D]

Like, flame on the tips or something.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Fire on the. Yeah.

[B]

I do wonder who made up the whole, like, zombie, like, shooting them in the brain thing. Like, I wonder when that lore started. Or has it always been a lore that zombie brain is, like, their weak.

[C]

Is it because, like, they eat brains?

[B]

Well, I don't know. They.

[C]

Is that, like, the weakness?

[B]

Because a lot of zombie movies, they eat people, period. Like, not just the brain.

[C]

They just eat whatever.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Interesting.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I've never really thought about it like that. That's.

[B]

Yeah. Also, no offense, though, but, like, walking dead zombies, I feel like I would literally survive that. I'm sorry. Like, they're too comfortably I'm like, some of them, like, let me not.

[D]

But yeah, yeah. I feel that they're too chill. Okay, let's do a little more. Who is the most competitive between you guys? Girl, Easy. Oh, again, Me.

[B]

I'm literally a sore loser. Ever since we were kids.

[D]

Oh, for real?

[B]

I don't lose.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And if I didn't.

[C]

If we wanted to play running, Brett has to be faster than all of us.

[B]

That's actually why I did track, because when we were children, we would compete each other, and we would do it at the most inappropriate place. Guess where we were racing? Girl. The cemetery. Every Memorial Day, I would literally be so excited because I know it's going to make at least 20 bucks because our parents would literally make us race in the cemetery, and they would put a soda can with a $5 bill on top, and we would run laps around there. And I'm pretty sure they did it to get us tired because we were always so, like, energetic going to visit Grandp. But it was. It wasn't until, like, I mean, I would beat Ms. K Princess and Colin as four, but then it was when our older cousins would ask to race me because I was really fast and I would beat them, and I'm like, I think I'm gonna join track. Like, literally, like, it was. That's the one. Yeah. And then made it my. I wouldn't say career, but I made it my sport. That I did all the way up to high school. So, yeah. Thanks to the cemetery for raising a child.

[D]

That's a good story. It's so fun.

[C]

I told you. That's. That's the cement running.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Your parents. It's not even. You guys. Your parents are like, here, let's race.

[B]

Let's. Yeah, let's race. And. And I would beat, like, my older cousins that were, like, obviously, like, taller and, like, he was in ROTC and stuff. And I was like, not me beating my cousin.

[D]

Yeah, that would hurt me. I'd be like, oh, you know, if

[C]

you were the older cousin, you know, they.

[B]

They lost sleep, like, thinking about, like, how my ass literally beat them on a lap.

[D]

Yeah, that's funny. Okay, let's do one more.

[B]

Oh, okay. For the last one, we should do a childhood story each. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

I like that.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. I have a childhood story that I would want to talk about Ms. K about, because I know.

[C]

I do, too, actually, if you want to.

[B]

Like, I never really unpack this with her because let me just say, the very first person to ever douche me and Give me. What is it? A colonoscopy. Like when they drain your hole from shit. So when we were kids, we literally were always in the backyard playing.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And this time, we were playing with the hose. And me and Ms. K would take turns shooting each other with a hose.

[C]

Okay, no, wait.

[B]

No, you.

[C]

We were playing on a table, and there was three chairs. There was four of us. Me, my brother Brett, and the four.

[B]

The four.

[C]

Yes. And we would take, like. We would, like, you know, go around

[B]

shooting each other with the hose.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I guess one day that. That day, your dad was like, hurry up, you guys. We're gonna go to the White house. The White house is our cousin's house, which is the big house by the beach. And because we were all hurrying, and I wouldn't hurry. They were all hurrying. I laid down on the chair, like, as. Like, my. My stomach was on this chair, like, you know, And I was just hugging the chair, and I was like, I don't want to go yet. And Ms. K grabs the hose and puts it up my asshole and puts it on blast. And then. And so all this water shoots up my ass. I stood up. Shit. I stood up because there was so much water up my fucking ass. There was so much water up my ass. Like, my stomach was so full, and I. And I squeeze it out and just. Shit starts falling out. Then our auntie was like, who the fuck Shit in the yard, girl?

[C]

Me.

[B]

And, yeah, I got in trouble. I got in trouble. I'm like, what the. She's the one that shoved it up my ass.

[C]

Cleansed.

[B]

I was like, oh, wait. Okay.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

No, I was like, wait, not me. Losing weight.

[C]

Like, okay.

[B]

Waist on thinner.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, that cleansed me. That was my first detox.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[B]

I remember there sitting there, and, like, I really honestly didn't feel it going up my ass. I really. I. And I just said it. Yeah. I was just shook, and I stand up and just came out. Ew, that was so gross.

[C]

He went down right away. You were like, squat.

[B]

Yeah. Ew. Okay. What is your childhood story?

[C]

My childhood story with Brett. Oh, my God.

[B]

You had one.

[C]

I did. I think it was that. I think it was your bird. Remember in Sanchez Mira, when you're. I think.

[B]

No, that's. That my dad's bird. I know what you're gonna say. The blackbird.

[C]

The black bird.

[B]

That ugly ass fucking ass bitch that

[C]

hated everybody would, like, torture anyone, especially me.

[B]

Okay. So.

[C]

And so it got out.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And it started chasing, you know, around, like, the neighborhood?

[B]

Yes. Okay, so backstory to this damn raven. My dad found a raven on a tree, raised it. And the ravens are territorial and protect.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Protective. This raven thinks my dad was his dad and hated everybody but my dad. And he had it on this cage, and he would let it out, and it would just. It knew me. It literally knew I would run. I could run a whole mile, and that bird would follow me. And I don't know why he had such vengeance on my head.

[C]

We were like, where's Brat? Running away.

[B]

Running away from that fucking raven. And that's so funny you said that, because I don't know who asked me, but I was at the gym, and they were like, how come you don't have any birds? And I'm like, I fucking hate things that fly. Like, I know I have chickens. I know peacocks, but they're not, like, for living, for, like, flying. They're more gliders, if anything. I hate a bird that flies. Like, keep that away from me. Especially a raven. Like, oh, my God, girl.

[C]

I think it was the one like, that talks back.

[B]

I think it's a crow with a tongue. It's a crow.

[C]

Crow.

[B]

It was a crow. Because that raven's huge. Yes.

[C]

And then your bike. Remember your bike with the side car?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You would take us around Sanchez, and we will go to the sw. Like, the market.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Without anybody's permission. You just see these kids going to the markets.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You had your own tricycle. Like a tricycle.

[B]

A tricycle. But it was a bike.

[C]

Like a bicycle with a what? A side. You know, like.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Sidecar.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad won that with Wedding Girl from.

[C]

From, like, that sidecar. I think someone claimed that. And we would steal it from him,

[B]

and I would be like, yeah.

[C]

He would be like, no, you cannot use that. It's mine. I'm like, no, it's not. And so we would take it, and then he would run to us just to get his bike back. But we were like, no. And we would throw rocks at him.

[B]

Yeah. We were mean kids. We were mean kids.

[C]

We were like.

[B]

We had a mission. We wanted to get ice candy at the fucking neighbor, and we were gonna get the ice candy regardless.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Or anything.

[C]

And as growing up, I'm not, like. I'm not gonna claim we weren't the richest, but we were pretty, like, comfortable.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then out of all of.

[B]

In the Philippines.

[C]

Yes. Out of everybody. And, like, the. In the neighbor, we were the. The most comfortable is. And so we would. We were Kind of just like the ringleaders. Yeah. And we would have like the little kids with us.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Playing. And so we would like be the one that, like, think of stuff. Like bad stuff.

[B]

Yeah, we would just like, like today, today we're all gonna go to the rice field and start a family and we're gonna make a tree house.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And all the kids would be like, yes, sir. Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, literally.

[C]

And then they would build the house, everything. And we would just show up.

[B]

Yeah. Or I would tell them like, okay, I want this. This. Yeah. And when I get there, I'm like, oh, my God, you already got dinner already. Yeah. So that was how we played house. House or Baha'. I. Baha'. I. Ms. K, do you have a product of the week?

[C]

I don't really have a product of the week.

[B]

I don't have one either.

[C]

But if anyone's asking, this glass, this is from Bonnie and Clyde, period.

[B]

You've been wearing that a lot.

[C]

I love this glass.

[B]

That is your product of the week, actually.

[C]

These glasses.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. My product of the week, actually, I love. I think I. I showed this to you guys already before, but I don't know if someone refreshed my mind. But my favorite protein shake of all time.

[C]

Oh, you never.

[B]

Boba tea protein. And I have it right here. I don't have the bag because I literally just ran out. But I love boba tea protein. It's obviously an Asian owned brand. And I will say, girl, shipping takes so long sometimes I'm like, girl, it's worth it, but it's worth it.

[C]

Where's it from?

[B]

Like la, I think. I think they're based out in la. But it's a lot of protein shakes that are boba tea flavored. So anything that's famous, they have matcha ube. This one is sesame milk tea taro. They have everything. So check out boba tea protein. I'm sorry I don't have the packaging, but that's my product of the week. Where can the baddies watching this find you?

[C]

You guys can find me anywhere at MIS k a y e. Also in the baddest radio.

[B]

And y' all already know who the fuck it is. It is Bretman Rock everywhere and make sure you guys like and subscribe to the baddest radio. That'll help us a lot. Especially if you guys want more of these episodes coming. And of course, check out the merch. We have not promoted her in a while, but check out the merch. We love you guys. And next episode we will be back from the Philippines. Yes.

[C]

Brighter than ever. Burnt her. Than burnt her.

[B]

Burnt. Yeah, we're gonna probably be burned. Yeah, because we're gonna be at the beach. But anyways, we love you guys and we can't wait to tell you about how our Philippine trip went.

[C]

Oh, so the next episode's gonna be the how the Philippines.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, cuz. Yeah, we're pre filming. We love you guys. Aloha. Bye. Bye beach. I'll see you next Thursday day. Yeah. Don't forget to follow rate and like you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at thebaddestradio on all social media. Bye, beach. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.