From Middle School to the Military

Summary

DaBaddest Radio

Episode: From Middle School to the Military

Host: Bretman Rock | Guests: Ms. Nikki B, Ms. K, Jeanette (“JJ”)
Date: February 19, 2026

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Overview

In this lively, laughter-filled episode, Bretman Rock invites two of his closest friends, Nikki and Ms. K, as well as first-time guest Jeanette ("JJ") to the studio for a full-house conversation. The group goes deep on the importance of confidence, the evolution of their friendships from middle school to adulthood, Jeanette’s life as a military officer, and hilarious stories from their younger days. The episode captures the tight-knit spirit of found family—and why these friends truly are “the baddest.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introductions & Valentine’s Day (00:01 - 04:12)

• The show starts post-Valentine’s Day, noting ongoing romantic vibes in the studio.
• Jeanette (JJ) is introduced as today’s fresh face among recurring guests.
• Quick check-in on everyone’s love life for Valentine’s:
  • Jeanette has plans with her girlfriend; others are single.
  • “That is one thing Janette will never have a problem with is being single.” – Bretman (03:25)
• Discussion about who picks up the bill in queer relationships (Jeanette admits she always pays).

2. The Down to Earth Smoothie & Local Events (04:12 - 07:20)

• Jeanette brings in Bretman’s new “Down to Earth” collab smoothie.
• Bretman thanks supporters for making his in-person launch event a “rager” and wants to do more local meetups.
• Jeanette is a top supporter—she’s had the smoothie daily since its debut.

3. Super Bowl & Bad Bunny’s Performance (07:20 - 11:13)

• Brief recap: Seahawks won, but the group is more excited about Bad Bunny’s halftime show.
• Memorable quote: “I love the moment where he passed the Grammy to his little self.” – Bretman (08:17)
• Discussion on fantasy football confuses most of the group, showing the crew's “trying to be straight” (11:19).

4. Friendship Origins: Middle School Days (14:39 - 23:01)

• Ms. K and Jeanette reminisce about meeting at Eva Makai Middle School.
  • Jeanette was the new girl—piercings, shaved head, troublemaker.
  • Shared stories of how they bonded (cheating the reading program and being ’troublemakers’).
• Bretman first knew Jeanette as a legendary name from local Facebook groups and fight videos.
  • “If you look up Ewa Beach fights, bitch, Jeanette will be right there.”
• Jeanette’s notorious sister Jackaly played a role in bringing the group together.

5. Track, “Hoodrat Summers,” and Tight Friendships (23:01 - 26:57)

• Jeanette’s success in high school track (varsity long jump) and friendship solidification happened during those meets.
• “Hoodrat summer” and “trap apartment” days: “Summer 2017 will always have a place in my heart because...you guys slept over every day.” – Bretman (25:28)
• Jeanette recounts returning from the military to always find friendships unchanged, though the letter-writing she hoped for never happened (“I received zero.” – Jeanette, 26:14).

6. Jeanette in the Military & Lessons Learned (28:33 - 30:59)

• Jeanette is now a company commander in the Army's 25th Infantry Division.
• Key lesson from military life:
  • “Listening to people. Some people go through things and you don’t know, right? … There’s a reason why people act up the way that they do.” – Jeanette (29:08)
• The crew jokes about Nikki surviving the military; Jeanette says it’s not for everyone.

7. Love Languages & Friendship Dynamics (31:02 - 35:05)

• Everyone shares their love languages:
  • Jeanette: physical touch, acts of service
  • Bretman: quality time (giving), words of affirmation (receiving)
  • Nikki: quality time, physical touch
  • Ms. K: same as Nikki
• Bretman proposes an additional love language: “being thought about” and jokes that “taste” should count too.
• Notable moment: “I would love to receive some thoughts. Please, please, think of me. Choose me.” – Bretman (33:23)

8. Funny and Traumatizing Stories (38:10 - 49:54)

• The group shares favorite, embarrassing, and heartwarming stories—party nights, hiking mishaps, and epic edible fails.
  • Ms. K recalls Jeanette’s tendency to disappear at the club and always return with free drinks and making out with girls.
  • Nikki shares the story of carrying LA the dog during a disastrous lost hiking trip: “Ellie finished her water bottle. She was going to die. ... That was the time we almost killed on a hike—and ourselves, honestly.” – Bretman (43:05)
  • Bretman recounts getting Jeanette too high on brownies, leading to her being “muted” at a family prayer event and swearing off THC for life.
  • The infamous “chewed sushi” cheers by Nikki: “Why would we cheers with your sushi that's already been in your mouth?” – Bretman (49:15)

9. Appreciation Circle (50:07 – 54:43)

• Jeanette expresses favorite traits about each friend:
  • Ms. K: “always down to earth.”
  • Nikki: “most passionate girly pop.”
  • Bretman: “love hard, but you don't even know it — tough love.”
• Each friend reciprocates, celebrating loyalty, trust, shared culture, and determination in Jeanette.

10. Product of the Day Segment (54:45 – 59:41)

• Ms. K: Shoe fresh/foot fresh spray for active lifestyles.
• Jeanette: Garmin Forerunner 970, tracking health and sleep for runners.
• Nikki: Hand cream (“game changer”).
• Bretman: Custom Coach bag painted with his backyard and initials—a TikTok moment attracted the brand’s attention.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On loyalty and friendship:
  “But it's just so cool to meet people outside of your family circle that grew up literally the same way as you… you're just like, so family to me in that sense.” - Bretman (52:54)

• On tough love:
  “You love hard, but you don’t even know it. ... Tough love type.” – Jeanette to Bretman (51:24)

• On embracing their queer identities:
  “We're both the queer ones in the family. We're both the breadwinners.” – Bretman (52:54)

• On thinking love should be its own language:
  “I would love to receive some thoughts. Please, please, think of me. Choose me.” - Bretman (33:23)

• On Jeanette’s military journey:
  “Honestly, listening. Listening to people. ... There’s a reason why people act up the way that they do.” – Jeanette (29:08)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:01: Introductions, new guests, catching up post-Valentine’s Day
• 04:12: “Down to Earth” smoothie launch recap
• 07:28: Bad Bunny/Super Bowl discussion
• 14:39: Childhood memories—middle school troublemakers
• 23:01: “Hoodrat summer” and trap apartment stories
• 28:33: Jeanette’s military career and life lessons
• 31:02: Love languages and new “categories” of love
• 38:10: Storytime—wild, funny, and embarrassing group moments
• 50:07: Appreciation round
• 54:45: Product of the day recommendations

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Tone & Takeaway

Equal parts chaotic and heartwarming, this episode brings listeners into the real, unvarnished group dynamic of Bretman Rock’s “ohana.” Expect lots of laughter, quick wit, a bit of healthy bullying, some deeper confessions, and earnest reminders about supporting each other through growth, change, and every era from middle school to military life.

For fans of found family, inside jokes, and radical confidence—this is your listening-home!

Transcript

[A]

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello. Hello, everyone. It is Thursday yet again. As you can see and hear, the Baddest Radio is a full house today, and there's a lot to go through. We also have new characters in the Baddest Radio. So let's get into that right after this intro. Cue the intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. And we are back a week after Valentine's Day. But, girl, the love is still very much in the air because I have two very special people that I love here today. You guys already know Ms. Nikki B. Hi, guys. And this tiny, little, small human being that you see right before you is Jeanette. Jeanette.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

We'll go from there.

[A]

Jeanette, do you want the audience to call you a different name, or do you want them to call you Jeanette? JJ.

[C]

JJ's cute as well.

[D]

JJ.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. JJ. We're going to refer to her as Jeanette, but you guys can call her jj. Everybody else calls her jj. I will never call her jj. But. And I have never. But you guys can. Ozzy is also. Oh, Nikki's missing a mic because Ozzy has her mic. Ozzy, how was your episode last week? It was good.

[C]

Great.

[A]

Is there any update? Is. Do you have a new love life? Nope. Still very much single. But I appreciate all the comments, period, on YouTube. What was your biggest takeaway from our Valentine's date?

[D]

Oh, my God. I wasn't on that day.

[A]

No.

[D]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[A]

You missed out. She brought you flowers, too.

[D]

I know. I heard.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

First and only time you can bring.

[D]

Me flowers every day, though.

[A]

That's crazy, right? It's a lot of flowers. Okay, so how was it? I think it's just being comfortable in my own skin, period. I was super nervous in that episode, so. Well, it was so much fun. Thank you so much for literally coming out of your comfort zone. I know you were, like, hunched the whole time, and I was like, fix my posture. I'm so sorry. I literally felt like I forced. Honestly. But thank you so much, Ozzy. And thank you so much to everyone in the comment section for being nice to Aussielicious. Stepolicious. Thank you. We love Ozzy in this household. Probably one of the 10 straight men that I love in my life, period. You're up there. You're pretty up there, Ozzy. All right, so give Nikki her mic back.

[D]

Was Ozzy a gentleman? Was he good?

[B]

Hey, guys.

[A]

Ozzy was a gentle woman, of course.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Ozzy was for sure. A gentleman. And I really feel like by the end of next year, honestly, I feel like Ozzy will have a Valentine's Day for 2027 manifesting.

[D]

I feel it.

[A]

I feel it. Speaking of Valentine's date, did you. Do you guys have any Valentine's Day? We are filming this the day before Valentine's Day, by the way. Everyone, do you guys have any Valentine's Day this year?

[C]

I do.

[D]

I don't.

[B]

I don't.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, sorry.

[D]

No, it's okay.

[A]

Well, let's talk to the one bitch that does have a Valentine's Day. You swear?

[C]

Oh, would be.

[D]

I mean, she always does. Every year. Every year. Every year she had a Valentine's. Tell me now.

[A]

That is one thing Janette will never have a problem with is being single.

[D]

That's her favorite holiday.

[C]

Crazy.

[A]

Literally. Janette, do you have anything special planned for you? And your girl Jeanette is also gay, you guys. By the way, if you guys couldn't tell.

[C]

I do. My girlfriend, she did plan something for tomorrow evening.

[A]

Oh, so she. She planned it.

[C]

I already. I planned like five days already or five things and this is her first one.

[A]

She said, your turn. Jeanette, I have a genuine question. Obviously I'm only gay. And maybe this might be the same formula for the girls, the gay girls as well. But who picks up the bill?

[C]

Oh, bitch, you already know. Oh, right, me here.

[A]

Are you gonna be picking up the bill tomorrow even though you didn't plan it?

[C]

Don't tell her.

[A]

But yeah, speaking of picking up the bill, Jeanette also provided us with the tea of the day. Yes, she did, but served by Ms. K. I wonder who it is.

[C]

It is.

[D]

Oh my God. I don't really. Jeanette, what is it?

[C]

It is the one and only Down To Earth Bretman Rock Collab smoothie.

[D]

Pass one. Take it down.

[C]

I've had like.

[D]

Take it down.

[C]

I had like fucking six this week.

[A]

So this doesn't have all the dramatics in it because it had melted. There was a little traffic today.

[D]

But yes, there's like a little thingy over here.

[A]

I still very much have everything that we. That I have intended for today.

[D]

And I have a straw, please.

[A]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[D]

But my tea of the week is going to be.

[A]

Hold on, hold on. Before you say the tea of the week, if you guys didn't know, I know I've been teasing it here on the baddest radio for so long. But I do have a drink with down to Earth. Thank you so much for everyone that came to my meet and Greet.

[D]

Yes, it was successful.

[A]

It was so fun.

[D]

Yes, it was a fun day.

[A]

Like, doing any local events is always so fun for me. Honestly, it makes me want to do a part two.

[B]

I always. I was wondering how, like, your le. I wasn't there, guys. I was working.

[C]

She's.

[D]

Oh, this is very banana today.

[A]

Let's talk about it.

[B]

Okay, don't even start.

[A]

Let's talk about why you want.

[B]

I was working, guys. I am the MCC market manager, and.

[D]

I was by myself, but everyone was present.

[B]

Everyone was present. I was spirit.

[C]

I had even Auntie drinks.

[D]

I did not feel her spirit at all.

[C]

I did feel Auntie Eileen, though. She was there.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

There's Nikki in the room with us.

[B]

Right now.

[A]

With a Ouija board.

[D]

I'm like, nikki, Nikki.

[A]

Give us a sign you're here.

[D]

So you are there.

[B]

I wasn't there, but I was going. And I'm like, how the layout in.

[D]

That place, Like, I know.

[A]

I'm like, how did we all fit in there? Is the question. I really was like, how did we throw a rager?

[D]

No, you did.

[A]

It was so much fun. And thank you guys so much for everyone that has supported my down to earth smoothie. I have my number one supporters here. Jeanette, how many times have you gone since it's been.

[C]

There's 10 left since it came out or since, like, this week alone? Which. Which one?

[A]

Since it came out. Every day, huh?

[C]

Like, at least every day.

[A]

Yeah. Honestly, you send me a picture every day.

[C]

Literally.

[A]

I've literally had this every other day. And it's just like the Perfect. By the way, if you guys didn't know, she is kind of like a glorified pina colada lava flow fantasy with dragon fruits, sea moss, activated charcoal.

[D]

It gets, like, very banana y. Today.

[A]

It is very banana. Forward.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

And I kind of like it.

[A]

I like when it's coconut forward.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Mine was very much dragon fruit all day yesterday. Well, I had it last night.

[D]

I haven't had that yet.

[A]

It's so good. It's so good. You guys must try it. Thank you. All right. Sorry, Ms. K. I didn't mean to interrupt your tea of mine.

[D]

No, it's okay. Well, my tea is not really that important because I don't know any tea. But the super bowl just happened and Seahawks won.

[A]

Serious. But most importantly, bad bunny. Exactly.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

It's a bunny.

[D]

Bonnie.

[A]

Tia photo period. That's the only part I know. And I don't want to butcher my. The Spanish community. I don't know if y' all know, but I have just been deemed the filiprimo.

[D]

Yes, I've seen that. I've seen that.

[B]

So cute.

[A]

Little shout out to my La Platica podcast guesting. Thank you so much to all of my Latino, my new Latino followers slash listeners. If you guys are here, make some noise.

[D]

Hello to my Latino man.

[A]

But did you guys like Bye Bunny's performance? Yes.

[B]

I love that.

[D]

I love that he told the story. And I was like, yes. When I was, like, seeing all of the behind the scenes, I was like, girl, what is those tall grass for? You know?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

But it all made sense. I was like, yes. This is amazing.

[B]

I love the moment where he passed.

[A]

The Grammy to his little self.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I love the whole. The cast, the casa scene where they were all, like, having a wedding on the top. And Lady Gaga, of course, which was so unexpected. But also, yes. Bad Bunny always talks about Lady Gaga, so I'm like, why? Did we not expect that?

[D]

No, honestly.

[A]

Did you have a favorite part? Jeanette, as a straight.

[C]

You know me, I just watched the game.

[A]

The game. Did you bet? Are you a better?

[C]

I can't disclose that.

[D]

What? Is that better?

[B]

Are you a fantasy football player?

[C]

Maybe.

[D]

I never know how that goes. What fantasy. All I see is numbers and, like, columns, and I'm like, how do you know how?

[A]

Because Ms. K and I are in a cousin group chat. We're the only gay one in there, and our cousins are always trying to get us to bet. And I'm literally like, I don't even know what this grid is.

[C]

Was it like fantasy kind.

[A]

Yes, whatever.

[D]

And there. And then Brett one time was like, I'll take number 20 or 31. And they're like, oh, that's taken. I'm like, oh, well, I'm not ready.

[A]

I'm like, if I can't have my power number, I'm not betting the fuck. I don't even understand.

[C]

It's very much a straight people thing, like, period.

[D]

But so is it like bi quarterly or something? Or, like, by points or.

[C]

I've never really played the boxes. I only do, like, fantasy with my friends, so, period.

[D]

So how does the fantasy work?

[C]

It's pretty much you draft a player kind of like you build your own team. So, like, from that team anywhere. So it's pretty much like you say, there's 10 of us, and you're like, yeah, Your first two drafts, you obviously draft the best person or whoever you want to pick, right. From different, like, NFL teams, and then that's your team. So you have a quarterback Wide receiver, running back, all that shit.

[D]

So how do you win if you.

[C]

If you make it out of the playoffs? Obviously, you have. You win. You win every week. So, like, NFL games, you have it every week. So, like, if your team is playing or the player that you pick from the team is playing, then you build points.

[A]

I'm where Nikki's at right now.

[D]

Yeah, it's a lot, girl.

[C]

It's a lot, girl. Like, it is a lot.

[A]

So I'm. I'm. I'm just watching Nikki think.

[C]

I'm like, she got about 2 anyways, but it is. It is fun if you know how.

[A]

To play it, period.

[B]

I'm so sorry.

[C]

It makes watching NFL games way more fun.

[A]

Of course, if you know that there's a prize on the line.

[C]

I came second overall in my team.

[A]

Oh. Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Wait, who.

[D]

Dream team. Who's your dream team?

[C]

My dream team?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, what do you mean?

[D]

Like, your team that you won with.

[C]

Oh, like, player kind. Well, it's like multiple people from different teams.

[B]

What's your favorite team?

[A]

Your favorite girl? We already lost half the viewers talking about.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Anyways, yeah, I was actually curious.

[A]

Football in the past, that was so. So a week ago. Like, Seahawks won. Bad bunny.

[B]

This is us trying to be straight, Literally.

[D]

I know. I'm like, let me. Okay.

[C]

It's not a good fit.

[A]

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[E]

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[A]

Let me do the tea of the week because I did a DID journal this week and I have a new.

[B]

Paper.

[A]

I don't know what I wrote about. So let's see. February 2, 2026 full moon on Leo the 20. Today is the day after my down to earth collaboration smoothie and it was so much fun. I was nervous as hell at first because one I have not tasted my smoothie since I made it and 2 nothing literally makes me more nervous than people's opinions on things that I like. I love my smoothie but if someone I like or a follower slash friends don't like something I love, I actually might cry and kill them. But no, a lot of people actually love it. Especially my local girlies and ugh, it makes my heart so happy. So many of my friends and family came also. Except Nikki came also and it was so much fun. I wish Nikki was there and just to see me. Just to see and celebrate me again. Besides Nikki, I Met so many followers besides Nikki that have been all in.

[B]

You did not write that. Yes, I have.

[A]

I met so many followers that isn't Nikki that have been following me for almost a decade besides Nikki, of course. So many kitties came, and it shocks me every time that they know me. And so many doggies. And Nikki wasn't there. I'm kidding. Anyways, I leave for LA tomorrow and I'm excited for that period. Oh, yeah, I went to LA for, like, three days.

[D]

How was that?

[A]

It was so much fun. I didn't do much. I literally was just in my apartment, high as fuck.

[D]

I got in la, literally. She's like, let me just change my scenery real quick. Yeah.

[A]

I'm like, I need to see something else. Go to la. Just stare at my fucking ceiling for three. For three days. Yeah. So one of the days I filmed for La Platica, and then the next I filmed for Dr. Groot, which I'm. I'm sure I could talk about that, but I did a commercial with Dr. Gru is my dream commercial, and I literally cannot wait for you guys to see it.

[D]

Oh, is it giving Pantene?

[A]

It's honestly giving something unexpected. I feel like you guys are going to think it's a Harley Motorsport commercial at first. It's very badass.

[D]

Oh, okay. I can't wait.

[A]

Yeah, I'll talk more about it later on. But yeah, that was my tea of the week. Should we get into the nitty gritty?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

All right, so let's address some elephants in the room.

[C]

Don't look at me neither.

[A]

Okay, Janelle, how do we know each other? I guess we'll start with me, because I literally own this podcast.

[C]

Right?

[D]

Go ahead. Well, I should start because I feel like I know Janet.

[C]

No, you're right. Go ahead.

[A]

Oh, you did know Jeanette first.

[D]

I knew Jeanette from middle school. We went to the same middle school back in Eva Makai.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Because she didn't come when I was in Lima.

[A]

Still. Yeah.

[D]

So she. She's a new girl. And then all. My very first impression of Janette was like, who the is this girl with all those piercings, gauges, a shave, shaved head? And I'm like, she was just like this little troublemaker girl. And I'm like, fighting everybody. And I'm like, okay, you do you.

[A]

She was very much intimidating.

[D]

And then we became very good friends because we had the same homeroom. Yes. Oh, I did not know this. We had a teacher's name. Ms. Nakagawa or Nakamura.

[C]

It starts with a Fujihara Fujihara.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Maybe the Fujiki Ball.

[D]

Yes. But we only had her for, like, two weeks, and because she was pregnant, and then the rest of the year, she was gone. And we had a sub the whole time. So we were just, like, around in that. That classroom.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Tell them how we bonded, though.

[D]

How did we bond, girl?

[C]

Remember we used to, like, logging into this, like, book thing. Like a reading kid biz. My ass would never read a book.

[A]

Yeah, you would never catch me reading.

[D]

No, no. In this classroom, we have Alex, Jeanette, Mark, all the bad kids that was in there.

[A]

Keeper. You can't just.

[C]

You can't give people's lives.

[D]

Oh, my God. They can bleep it out. They can bleep.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's how I know. That's how I know them.

[A]

That's how.

[D]

Okay. I had to get them out. I had some real. You guys had to.

[C]

You had to be there for this.

[D]

You had to be there. But, like, only one person would read a book, which was the girl Don I mentioned. And. And then she would read one book, a chapter book, and then we would all put that book in our Kidvis, and then she would do all of ours, and we would all pass with, like, good grades.

[C]

It would always be.

[A]

I'm afraid I was probably the Alex, because I was.

[B]

I was mistaken.

[A]

I did read and bitches were like. It wasn't kid biz for us. It was the ar. I would read a book and I would literally, like, take the test sitting next to someone and just telling them the answer to me.

[C]

I would look over her shoulders and I'm like, all right, Ms. K, we got this.

[D]

We would have, like a. We would have a rose the person and then be behind. So it would all go like, you know, like a domino effect.

[C]

And we passed.

[D]

Yeah. The troublemaker.

[A]

So that's how you guys know.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Wow. I love her.

[D]

And then I left to a different school. And then that's when we kind of just like.

[C]

And then we flew off.

[D]

And then I got reconnected with you because of Brett.

[A]

Yeah. And then now to me, I met Jeanette through. Well, I know of Jeanette since Facebook days. I think Ms. Kay and I talked about how school fights is a cultural thing here in Hawaii. Like, if you look up ever beach fights, bitch, Jeanette will be right there. She would be the COVID actually. So Jeanette has always just been a name that I've known because everybody knew Jeanette. Like, everybody knew the one lesbian with a shave's head, gauges, snake bite, piercings Everybody just knew Jeanette because she's a Corpus. And the corpus, we related to everything everywhere all at once.

[B]

Right?

[D]

I don't even know her sister, suit. So you know that.

[A]

You know, I even think I'm going to get into that at this point. But the reason why I know know Jeanette is because Jeanette has a sister named Jackalie.

[C]

Oh, God, yes.

[A]

Jackalie. If this video ever reached you, you bitch. I'm kidding.

[B]

I love Jacqueline, but she was somebody.

[D]

Out in high school.

[C]

She was worse than me.

[A]

She must have been my biggest fucking bully. Like, literally five minutes to meeting her. She gaslit the teacher that I was the one talking to her. So she. Okay, backstory. It was first day of English class. Jackalie wants to sit next to me because she says I was funny. I make her laugh. And the way she want to fucking laugh is like, you're so funny. And then our teacher, Ms. Cam was like, stop talking. Stop making her laugh and stop making her laugh. And then she goes, miss, he keeps making me laugh. Tell me why the fuck I'm the one that had to stand up and sit behind the fucking class. Because. And I'm like, I didn't even say anything to her. She just started laughing like, so that's Jeanette's sister. My biggest fucking bully. We ended up like, really kicking it off towards the end of middle school. Her sister. And we ended up becoming like, really great friends. Fast forward into high school. Jeanette is in track. And since she was really good at high jump. No, long jump. She was varsity by the time we were freshmen. So she was a sophomore, but varsity. And we were freshmen as junior varsity, of course. And she was kind of just like our leader, I guess.

[B]

Our big sis.

[A]

Our big sis. And ever since then, we would just see each other in every meet, every practice. And then I don't. I don't even think there was a moment of like, okay, we're friends now. We really just were like hanging out every day that it was like we just became besties.

[C]

I was better in high school, by the way.

[A]

Oh, yeah. By the way.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Middle school, Jeanette.

[D]

Middle school Jeanette was. Yeah.

[B]

I feel like every middle school.

[D]

I didn't even know.

[A]

I wouldn't say every. These two for sure. Yes. We already went through how we met Nikki.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, we already went through how Ms. Nikki did a project. Nikki.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Okay, Nikki, how do you know Jeanette?

[B]

I mean, wasn't it Miss Jackly Corpus?

[C]

Of course.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

Jackly Bully Korpoos.

[B]

I've only. I only heard of Jeanette. Whenever we were, we would be at, like, recess, or what was it called? Yeah, recess. And she would, like, skip school and then come to Ilima.

[A]

Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And sometimes I think there's a bijakli just be yelling across the courtyard, saying, like, jadette, Jadette, Jadette, Jadet, bring me food. Like, asking for all these different things. Things. And I'm like, who the hell is Jeanette? And it'd be you rolling up. And I'm like, oh, my God.

[A]

Scary, scary, scary.

[C]

Snake bites, gauges.

[D]

Shave head, shave head.

[A]

And somehow she still looks like that.

[C]

Me too.

[A]

I would say.

[C]

Anyways.

[B]

But yes, we got closer through track, of course. But I think what solidified our friendship was after track.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, after somebody graduated.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That summer of hood rats, the crackhead summer that you guys went through.

[C]

That's another, like story.

[A]

Because I don't think we could even monetize that video. If we talk about everything we did in that house, the trap apartment. I don't know how. I don't even know how we got the weed scent out of that house. Because, girl, when I tell you, like, when I tell you, we were. Oh, my gosh.

[D]

Yeah. There was six people in that house every day.

[C]

Six. You're being generous.

[A]

No, minimum, minimum, minimum, minimum.

[C]

Bitch.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Every day. And you guys were just like, lock yourself in there at least.

[C]

Like, yeah, like 6 to 10.

[A]

I think that's why summer 2017 will always have a place in my heart. Because I. I feel like you guys slept over every day. You guys would literally just go home to get new clothes and shower and then come back. I. Yeah, I basically left that Nikki would go home just to make sure, like, the mom knew she wasn't there. She's like, mom's. I'm alive, by the way. And I'm also on my way out, I guess.

[B]

Yeah, I gotta go.

[C]

I'm pretty sure I was, like, in and out of college too, because I went to college in West Virginia. And then I would be like, it's summertime. And I'm like, I'm gonna go to press house.

[A]

That's how I know we're, like, friends as fuck. Because, like, there'd be, like, Jeanette would leave for military work all the time. But I feel like we always just pick up where we left off. My favorite is Jeanette thinking that we were gonna write her letters every time.

[C]

I received zero.

[D]

Wait, you wrote them letter?

[A]

No, Jeanette will be. Every time she leaves.

[C]

This was like, back In Kentucky days, like, when I was still a cadet.

[B]

Really?

[C]

I was like, can y' all write me letters, please?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

No. She'd be like, send. Send me letters. This is the address. This is where I will be.

[C]

Maybe some snacks.

[B]

You know what I do miss? I miss our house parties.

[A]

You know the.

[B]

The video call.

[D]

Your house party?

[B]

No, like the. The video calls that we used to do.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

When we were all in different states and we would, like.

[A]

Oh, we would just, like, catch up on each other. Yeah. That was you. Oh. Oh, the house party. Like the app. The app, yeah. I think it's just. I think we just did a group FaceTime, girl.

[D]

Oh, no.

[A]

Well, whatever it was.

[D]

Yeah, but also your house parties was amazing. Yeah, the White House.

[C]

Yeah, I remember, Nick.

[B]

The marble floor.

[D]

I call that the White House.

[C]

Your house party in Waipahu.

[A]

Project Nikki. We already talked about Project Nikki, but, girl, that was. Girl. Yeah. What house were you at, Jeanette? Did all those stories come out were true with how we met you, or.

[C]

No, like, that's, like, literally how we all met.

[A]

Through this.

[D]

He.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

My earliest memory of Jeanette would probably be. There is this program where the. You already know where I'm going, girl. Where the police officers would literally have an assembly there about. No.

[C]

Oh, I know where you're going.

[A]

This was about the whole fucking school fighting and cyber bullying thing.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

D. So there was police officers that showed up in, like, different middle schools or, like, elementary schools to show a presentation about cyberbullying. And one of the pages was. Jeanette was about self being self aware of what you post online because you can't just be posting fights online because colleges will see that.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And why was the thumbnail Jeanette?

[C]

True story.

[A]

Literally, the video example is Jeanette fucking.

[C]

Squaring up, literally in his post.

[A]

But needless to say, she graduated college. Went to college. Yes.

[B]

And is a captain.

[A]

Captain of the militants. Exactly.

[C]

A company commander.

[A]

Can you flex a little bit? Like, what do you do for a living? You're too humble. What do you do for a living? Janette, give us the Alphabet.

[C]

I'm an active military officer. Of course. I'm a company commander within 25th Infantry Division. And that's all you need to know.

[A]

Exactly. I don't even know what she just said, but I just know.

[C]

Shout out to my company, Bravo company. The Reaper Companies.

[A]

Shout out to y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

Jeanette, what would you say is the.

[B]

The reaper.

[D]

The team reaper, period.

[A]

Right. What is the number one lesson that military taught you?

[C]

Honestly Listening to people.

[A]

Why is that?

[C]

I don't know. Just some people. Some people go through things and you don't know, Right.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Without, like, if you don't talk to them, you don't really know what they're going through. So some people be acting up, but there's a reason why people act up the way that they do.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Therapy.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And honestly, being present. Being present is important.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Your first. What do you call it? Your first impression is better than your last. So always treat people how you want to be treated.

[A]

Clip that. Exactly.

[C]

But yeah.

[A]

You know, what is the hardest thing you've ever gone through in the military, Honestly? Is it hard?

[C]

Some may. I mean, it's not for everybody, I would say.

[A]

Do you think Nikki could do it?

[C]

Nikki would actually. I believe in her.

[B]

I don't want to.

[C]

I don't think it is mentally and physically demanding, though. So it's. It's not for everybody, like I said.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But hardest thing is probably not convincing people to stay in, but also like being. Being the leader that they need, I guess, because military is. There's a lot of toxic leaders out there. And I'm going to just.

[A]

We'll end it there.

[C]

We'll end it there.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Thank you guys so much for watching. Right. Yeah.

[C]

Right. Leave a comment below.

[A]

Do you guys have any questions for Jane Asti?

[C]

Yeah, hit me.

[A]

If.

[D]

If you could pick another career, what would it be?

[A]

I know the answer to this. A cop? No, she wants to be the three letter word.

[C]

Yeah. I've always honestly wanted to be an FBI. And I've always wanted to be a surgeon before for some reason, but, girl, I'm way too far out of the medical field or like. I mean, what I do now is like, I t shit. So definitely sibling world. I t cyber security type.

[D]

So.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Nikki, do you have questions for her?

[B]

What? I have a question for everyone. What's everyone's love language?

[C]

Oh, everybody.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Well, it's Valentine's Day.

[A]

Love language. I mean, not me making that a thing. What's a lesbian's love language? No, what is your love language?

[C]

I would say physical touch and active service. Honestly, I like to give.

[A]

I like to give. I'm like, right? And then it's silent.

[C]

We know as you want it, go for it.

[A]

Mine is to give. I would definitely say time, because I don't be having time for these bitches. But when I do, I am present. And then to receive is words of affirmation because I like being told I'm pretty right yes.

[B]

My two is quality time and physical touch.

[D]

That's mine.

[A]

What do you like to receive, Nikki?

[D]

What do you like to touch? What do you like to touch, Nikki?

[A]

And.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And this touch. What is it that you're touching?

[D]

People's heart.

[A]

Right, right, right, right. Ms. K, what are you.

[D]

Fame, quality time and physical touch.

[A]

Oh, period. Yeah, right. Do you. If you guys could add a love language, what do you guys think it would be?

[C]

Oh, that's a good question.

[A]

Right? I would say say something that I. That should be added into love. Languageism is.

[D]

I feel like, for me would be like.

[A]

I know, sorry, go ahead.

[D]

I already had an answer. Okay, go ahead.

[A]

I would say thinking of.

[D]

Explain.

[A]

Like, thinking of, like, how do I show love? I think of you, Right? You're thinking of like.

[B]

It's true.

[D]

You could be thinking about someone, something else. Yeah.

[A]

And I might like to receive that too, because sometimes bitches don't be fucking thinking about me enough. So I would like to have some more thoughts of me.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Wait, that's true.

[A]

Yeah, I would love to receive some thoughts.

[D]

Please, please, think of me. Choose me.

[C]

Think of me.

[A]

Think of me. You know?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I would add. Thinking of. Thinking of another one that I would add is taste.

[B]

What?

[C]

Taste.

[A]

I like to taste my mans. Oh, you know, you're like, I like.

[D]

To hear to them.

[A]

See, we can add that. No, that's worth your affirmation, though.

[B]

I wouldn't know what to add.

[A]

Just thinking a taste. I think.

[B]

Those are the only two.

[D]

Everything else kind of acts of service. Acts of service is.

[A]

Yeah, period. Also, you guys, the fifth voice that you guys may or may not be hearing is my wifey, Cece. You guys will meet her one of these days.

[C]

She said never.

[A]

She'll never. If you guys want Cece on the next episode, please bully her in the comment section down below.

[B]

She is free.

[A]

She is a.

[C]

She already said it. She's free. She only works 16 days a month, so she's free.

[A]

You guys, I have a pilot friend. I have a female pilot friend. Exactly. And y' all know why she's.

[D]

Wow. I'm curious now. I'm like.

[A]

No, we need.

[D]

We need to go on a date with Cece.

[A]

Okay, back to us. Jeanette, is there anything you would add as a love language?

[C]

Honestly, I think I agree with whatever you said.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

The thinking one is really good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I would love.

[D]

Because I'd be thinking about some people and I'm like, wow.

[A]

And maybe that's.

[D]

I wonder if they're thinking about Me.

[A]

Exactly.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

I used to cry about my crushes just thinking about them, like.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

So how can you not say that's love?

[B]

You better quit it.

[D]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[C]

Do you want to talk about something? Do you want to talk about it?

[D]

Is there something bothering, girl?

[A]

No, it's just been. It's just been really heavy. I've been single.

[D]

Is there someone that you're thinking of that that's not thinking about you actually.

[A]

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[D]

I have one. I just thought it was funny because I know it's.

[B]

It's.

[D]

It's funny, but at the same time, like, disappointed at Jeanette. It was one of those days when me and Jeanette would have our party moments.

[A]

Oh, guys, by the way, before Ms. K tells the story, because you already know, y' all love to fucking defend Ms. K.

[D]

I didn't do anything.

[A]

Bullied me.

[D]

No, it's not even that. No.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, yes.

[B]

What?

[D]

The time when you guys left me behind.

[A]

We abandoned her.

[D]

You guys abandoned me and neglected me.

[A]

In charge of texting her.

[B]

Yeah, it was.

[A]

And I did the culprit.

[B]

It was. It was fine.

[C]

Y'.

[A]

All.

[C]

Y' all saw the text, right?

[D]

We did. Okay, girl, we're not getting into that.

[A]

We moved on.

[D]

No.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Apparently not, because. Feeling a little heavy.

[D]

I didn't bring it up. Brett did.

[A]

Okay, wait. Okay, okay.

[B]

We digress.

[D]

So my. My. My all time favorite. I think it's just because Janet, I was like, girl, you are that girl. So me and Janette goes to Scarlet.

[C]

No, not this story girl.

[D]

This club. And then, you know the time of, like, in the time timeline, Jeanette was not available kind of thing. And I mean, me and Jeanette goes over there and like, gets drinks. And I turn around and she was gone. And I was like, Jeanette took a step forward. I was like. I found her dancing with a couple girls and I was like, okay, Jeanette, period.

[B]

You.

[D]

You do you. I turn around to see if my drink was done and I go grab it and I come back, girl, Jeanette was like full on, like, making out with this girl. And I'm like, jeanette, you're not allowed to do that. Just to let you know, you are not allowed to do that. And then ever since then. And then we would just. But this is not the first time it happened. Every time we would go out. Every time we would go out, I mentioned that would go to the get drinks. I turn around, disappear. She's with a girl. And I'm like, okay.

[A]

That's why I don't anymore.

[C]

It's for free drinks.

[D]

I'm like, girl, I'm like, you do you.

[C]

I'm like, yeah, but did you not get free drinks?

[D]

Yes, I did.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Can we take a moment for Jeanette's hair?

[C]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Oh, lean down. Lean down with the heart. Y' all see the heart? Y' all See the braided bunch? A moment of silence.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

For the ukus.

[C]

Would never. Would never. Anyways.

[A]

Do you have a funny memory, Nikki?

[B]

My funny memories are always with you three. It just so happens it would always be us three together.

[C]

When you get bullied.

[B]

No, it's when I have my moments and you guys are just always like, in the mix of it. But my favorite memory of Jeanette is when.

[A]

We were.

[B]

When LA could not fucking walk.

[A]

Mind you guys. I just got LA the day before and I don't know whose fucking idea it was to take her on a hike, but one of our. I guess. Who's that? It was another friend.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

And she was like, oh, I know. A little quick, little two hour hike, girl. Continue, Nikki. Girl.

[B]

It was not two hours. It felt like four hours of anything.

[A]

It was eight hours.

[B]

And we got lost. We got lost, first of all. Second of all, I was carrying.

[D]

What hike was this? Sorry?

[A]

Huh?

[D]

What hike was this? We don't.

[A]

We still don't know.

[C]

I honestly don't remember what hike.

[B]

I forgot what hike it was.

[C]

I remember it was like a. There's like a water somewhere and it was green. Green like on the picture. I don't know.

[B]

I forget. But period, back to what we were talking, what I was talking about, I was carrying this dog for, like, miles. And then Jeanette, I'm like, okay, Jenna, it's your turn. Not even 30 minutes. Like, not even like a mile. And guys, like, Ella's a big dog.

[A]

And Nikki was the only one.

[B]

And Jeanette is like, struggling and she's like, nikki, I can't do it anymore. I'm like, I can't do it anymore. Not even entertaining us. Like, can y' all.

[A]

Wait, you guys? Okay, back story. We literally brought Ellie, water, hiking gear, everything. We didn't even get halfway. And Ellie finished her water bottle.

[B]

She was gonna die.

[A]

She was. And they would take five steps and stop and flop herself. And we would take turns carrying her. And I remember Nikki was just like this girl. And then I would carry her. I wouldn't. I don't know why. How could Nikki carry her like this? Because I was carrying her on my back like, I just caught a big bitch. I was literally carrying that poor dog. And why did we keep walking for two more miles towards. And then halfway through, our friend that brought us there was like, you guys, we have. We have four more miles left. And we're like, we're going around. We're going up to the time.

[B]

We're just.

[C]

Yeah, we just. We couldn't find it.

[A]

That was the time we almost killed on a hike and ourselves, honestly, because we don't know where the fuck we were.

[C]

We was lost.

[A]

No, that was a funny memory.

[D]

That was.

[C]

I still remember it to this day, girl.

[B]

Yeah, Jeanette didn't help a little bit.

[C]

I didn't bring the bitch.

[A]

That is too funny. Okay, okay. My favorite memory with Jeanette. Mind you, we were still in high school. Girlies. Or, like, freshly out of high school. So she wasn't in college or, like, doing her shindig yet. But I, as you guys probably know, I'm probably one of the biggest donors that all of my friends know. All of my friends either started smoking with me or stopped smoking because of me.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Because of how high I be getting these people. With that being said, I told Jeanette, yeah, this kills me every time. So I got some street edibles from a friend, and it was like brownies. And I was like, jeanette, just eat a brownie. It's only like 5 milligrams. Just fine knowing that. Well, it was 25 milligrams, right? So we take an edible. I take the edible, she takes an edible, and then we go to Ms. K's house for a party.

[D]

It was my dad's, like, after.

[A]

Yeah, like, prayer. It was like his prayer. Like when he passed.

[D]

When he passed away.

[A]

And then I remembered I brought Jeanette. And on my. On the drive there, it started hitting us. And I'm like, driving, and I'm like.

[C]

Jeanette, mind you, wait, tell them what car you were using at the time.

[A]

The Jeep?

[D]

No, no, it was the fast car.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

The Mercedes.

[B]

The Mercedes.

[A]

She's not slow driving. Also don't edible and drive. But it didn't hit me yet. Okay, so don't even drive. I'm driving, right? And I'm like, jeanette, there's a cop. And then I look to my left and Jeanette is, like, melting. Jeanette is, like, melting into the seat, and she's just, like, looking around, like. And then. And then the cop goes behind me. We didn't get photo over or anything, but it's always so scary, like, with the blue lights behind you. And I just see Jeanette sink and sink more into her seat as I'm, like, driving. Because at this point, it didn't hit me yet, but it hit her because she doesn't really do it. Do it. She was more sensitive. So I'm literally there, like, cracking up. Fast forward. We get to Ms. K's house, and I'm like, it's been 20 minutes. I have not heard a word from Jeanette.

[D]

Yeah, Jeanette was muted.

[A]

Jeanette was literally. I looked and Jeanette was on the side, like, staring into the ceiling, like. And she was just, like, staring.

[C]

My thoughts. My thoughts were talking to me.

[A]

And mind you, like, we were all playing bingo and Janet was just, like, fighting for her life, like, shaking. And that was the last time Jenna has ever taken or took anything thc Anything, honestly.

[C]

And that was it.

[A]

That was my favorite memory with Jeanette. Jeanette, do you have any favorite memory, maybe including all of us, that comes to mind for you?

[C]

That was it for me, girl. Yeah, like, that was.

[A]

I was core. That was like. When I was like, oh, this is my bestie. This is bestie. I mean, I had no choice. You did.

[C]

Because I was like, in the. You know. You didn't remember. I was like, yeah.

[D]

She was like, taking.

[C]

I'm like, wait. Going to way too fast. Pull over. Yeah, but Ms. K, girl, we have a lot.

[D]

Like, we do. Were you there when we would win that whole. Like, are you practicing? No, she was not.

[A]

She was there for a different inside joke. Nikki, it was the one of you, like.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Wait, you have to tell that one because Nikki, that was outrageous.

[A]

Did we tell this story yet? Okay, Ms. K wasn't there, so this doesn't count as Jeanette's favorite memory. But Nicki always be doing and saying some shit that it just. It's like Nikki has one liners. But this time we. I took them on our little friend date because I would.

[D]

I know the story.

[A]

Yeah, we would go on a friend date and we were eating at a sushi restaurant and we were doing a thing where we would do a cheers every time.

[B]

A nice one. A nice country restaurant.

[A]

Yeah, a nice sushi restaurant. And we got a la carte. And every time we would try a sushi, we would do a cheers first and then swallow it. But Nikki be getting so fucking excited. And Nikki. So Nikki goes and puts the sushi in her mouth. And then we're like, nikki, we didn't cheers.

[B]

Nikki.

[D]

Cheers to cheers.

[A]

Why would we cheers with your sushi that's already been in your mouth? We're like, nikki, we didn't cheers yet. And she goes.

[C]

Literally the whole fucking thing came out of her.

[A]

Mom, that was already halfway through your throat, right? What makes you think we're gonna cheers.

[B]

With your chewed up food? Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah, Too funny.

[C]

That was it.

[D]

It's okay.

[C]

Nikki's crying.

[A]

I'm sweating. Like, that is so funny. Okay, Janet, finish us off. What do you have? Do you have a funny story with all of us or any funny story at all?

[C]

Let me think. There's so fucking many that I'm just.

[A]

Like, girl, I know, but like, I.

[C]

Feel like all of the shit that I could think of, you guys said all of it already, like, actually, period. So honestly, I will leave it at that.

[A]

Okay, since you want to be skipping questions, what is your favorite thing about each and every one of us? And we'll tell you our favorite part about you.

[C]

I'll start with Ms. K or Brett, I guess.

[A]

No, start with Ms. K so I can go live.

[C]

Honestly, Ms. K, she's always down to earth. Like, always, girl.

[A]

I'm like, him, get my down to earth smoothie.

[C]

No pun intended. But yeah, she's always down to earth. Like, I'll be texting her and I'm like, so do you want to come out with me tonight? Bitch, we're out by 11pm and Nikki.

[A]

Nikki, she likes Nikki.

[D]

Nikki, well.

[C]

Well, no. Nikki, she's like the most passionate girly pop I've ever met. Like. Like, look at her fucking. You know, her. Her bracelet and jewelry thing, you know, she's very passionate about it.

[A]

She is. And when she says she gonna do something, she gonna do it. She gone. She gonna do it.

[B]

I gonna do it.

[C]

She gonna do it.

[A]

I ain't gonna do it. And Brett, I ain't gonna do it. Nikki would do it for the Vine. All right, quiet on set.

[C]

And for Brett, I would say.

[A]

You.

[C]

Love hard, but you don't even know it.

[A]

True.

[C]

Cuz you have. You have other ways to show you appreciate people. But like. Yeah, but like, to certain extent.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah, I would say, like, tough love type.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's what I love about Brett, because she never.

[B]

Or language.

[A]

Yeah, tough love. You know what? We're adding that that's a seven, right?

[C]

But yeah, that's what I like about it.

[A]

I love that. Thank you so much. I feel like it's because that's how I grew up. Like, Ms. K can attest to that. Like, we grew up with our own type of love, especially from both of our parents. Yeah, they love differently, for sure.

[D]

Very different.

[A]

Yeah. And I think that trickles down in our whole family, which I love as well. I'll go first. My favorite thing about Jeanette is that. Well, besides the fact that I feel like with all of my friends, I feel like I feel the most connected to Jeanette in terms of our upbringings besides Miss K. Ain't even my fucking friend. That's my cousin. But, like, of course, of course we're going to have the same upbringing. But it's just so cool to meet people outside of your family circle that grew up literally the same way as you. Jeanette is also part of the DDC club. We both have dead dad. We both moved to America, Hawaii around the same age. We're both the queer ones in the family. We're both the breadwinners. And so I think it's just knowing that someone who is my friend, who literally isn't a family member, but gone through the same things as you and share the same morals and values, and you're just like, so family to me in that sense. So, yeah, I would say just the fact that you're so familiar through and.

[C]

Through, that was cute. Thank you for that.

[B]

Nikki, one thing I do love about you is that I literally can trust you. And I feel like trust is, like, not an easy thing for anyone. But, like, I. I just, like, know you'll always be at my corner. Like, if I need someone, I. I could always call you. You're very reliable. And, like, I could always. I feel like, comfortable telling you anything. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Right.

[B]

But, yeah, Ms. Jeanette, like, she's that girl. She'll always have your back and she'll always be in your corner, period.

[A]

I feel that same with you too, Nick. I feel like with all of us, we're very much loyal people. And we'll finish off with Ms. K.

[D]

What I like about Jeanette is her. Her loyalty and determination with things. And I feel like he just. It's like whenever you have your head into something, you just, like, go full trust. And not a lot of people has that. And, like, your loyalty kind of just like, goes with that as well, right? Yeah. And it shows how you are with your family and your friends and, like, what you would do for them. And there's some things that you did for your family. And I'm like, wow. Like, you did that.

[A]

She ate that up.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Anywho.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Don't mess with us. We gonna call her.

[A]

She starts crying.

[D]

Jeanette is our power. Like, our muscle.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Our butt. She's our power top, for sure.

[C]

Power top. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Right? Oh, yeah. You guys bring product of the day?

[B]

I did.

[A]

Oh, okay. Well, I guess we'll just start there. Down.

[C]

Oh, mine is on me.

[D]

So my product of the day is gonna be what you had, like we a couple episodes ago, but for the foot. We did the hands I'm gonna do the foot. So this is the shoe fresh and foot fresh. So this is, like, for, like, if you have, like, a little.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

Thank you. Danky. After, like, long running or, like, to the gym, you so use this. And it literally. I did it one. Like, I did a whole test, like, I did for a day, and then the next day, I didn't. Girl, you could literally tell the difference.

[A]

You should do one left foot and one right foot.

[D]

Okay, I should. Because by. At the end of the day sometimes, because my sock. Because you know how, like, I work with, like, water and stuff like that, so, like, my socks will get wet and so it would stink up a little bit. And, like, when I use this, it doesn't have any smell. So.

[A]

Love.

[C]

Love.

[A]

I. I keep the shoes straight on my bag because my bag be stanking sometimes. And I just spray my bag.

[D]

Yes. Oh, and yeah, you. She said you can use those for your gym bag.

[C]

Yeah, I put in my booze.

[A]

Yeah. I be spraying my car with it. Really?

[D]

Oh, for the.

[A]

For the scent.

[C]

She be working? Yes, she'd be working.

[D]

It's amazing, Jeanette.

[C]

For me, I was wearing it, but I would go with my Garmin Forerunner 970. This was gifted to me by a really special someone. She's not cheap. So whoever got me that? Oh, oh, whoever got me that, thank you. Honestly, if you're a runner, obviously you know what Garmin is all about. But what I like most about this Garmin, or any Garmin, is that it keeps up with your sleep schedule, score, and all that stuff. And this one has a training readiness where it tells you, like, you're at one today. You need to.

[A]

Right, but we don't listen to that.

[C]

But yeah, it just has a lot more features in this one, because I started with the VO3, and then I just got this last month as the upgrade.

[A]

I saw she cracked the. It wasn't even the screen she cracked. It was a screen saver that she cracked. And I was like, let me just get you an upgrade. Because I did get mines because of her. And she's the only per. Like. But guys, running, if y' all ever see me in my stories being like, I'm running with my friends today, you can always assume it's Jeanette.

[D]

Just Jeanette.

[A]

Cause it's not gonna be Nikki, and.

[B]

That'S Jeanette, and I'm never doing it again.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that would be.

[A]

We told Nikki three miles today. We ran six.

[C]

Just to get her out of the house.

[A]

Mind you, she hasn't ran in, like, two years when we did that.

[C]

Two years. She's a high school girl, but.

[A]

But now we all take the same workout classes besides Ms. K. Because she want to be injured so bad.

[B]

Ms. Cahill's class.

[A]

Period. Yes, Nikki.

[B]

I have hand cream. My mama Diana, my grandma's sister, she gifted me this at a drag brunch, and I, like, use it all the time. Hand cream in your purse or your bag is, like, a game changer, guys, right?

[A]

Yes. Mama Diana. The first titties I've ever touched.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yes. Because Mama Diana, she said mama Diana has fake boobs or got her boobs done.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was asking her about it, and she just grabs my hand and make me, like, caress it, and I'm like, oh, period.

[D]

Isn't it, like, so fun?

[A]

I'm like, I want one. The.

[B]

I'm like, is that.

[A]

But I agree. I do. I don't know what happened to me, but I've also been leaving, like, a hand cream in all of my bags recently. It's just so fun to, like. I wish the lady, like, you know.

[B]

You don't want wrinkly hair.

[A]

Yeah. Or tight cuticles. Okay. My product of the day slash week slash life is this gift that I got from Coach. I've featured a couple of their Kiss lock bag. I have the black one and the pink one. This is a pink one that they had painted for me. And it's literally, why is it giving that it?

[D]

I think that's what we get it from.

[B]

Literally.

[A]

That's amazing. It's my backyard with the chickens, and in the front, it's two peacocks facing each other with my initials.

[D]

It's so chic. It's giving Bridgeton.

[A]

And if you guys watch my TikToks, I also took my nieces to a shopping spree at Coach. It just goes to show that when you show brands, like, organic content, because literally, I think they saw me through my videos with my mom when I took her on a shopping spree that was not, like, planned by Coach or anything. I literally just wanted to take my mom to Coach. They saw that, and they were like, girl, we want to give your whole family a shopping spree. And I was like, serious?

[D]

Oh, wow.

[A]

I'm kidding. Well, maybe Coach, if you're watching, let me take my friends.

[B]

Hey, Coach, I actually have a bag.

[A]

I love Coach.

[C]

I would love to have one, but.

[A]

Yeah, thank you so much, Coach. Ms. K. Jeanette, Nikki. Where can they find y'?

[D]

All? You guys can find me anywhere@ M. I S, K A A Y E.

[C]

Or at the baddest radio for me if y'.

[A]

All. If you don't want people to follow you or see you, you're fine.

[C]

At F A, K A, J, J, D, C. Find me, period. But don't. I'm taken. My girlfriend. My girlfriend's watching.

[A]

I'm taking, I'm taking.

[B]

The heart says it all.

[C]

She did it actually.

[B]

Love Nikki, V L U V N I C K I I B or.

[A]

Seabreeze Collective, which is where they can get what your pearl jury, period. And of course, everything is that Bremen Rock. If you guys like this video, subscribe and like the baddest Radio, give us the best ratings and we will see you guys next week here at the Baddest Radio. Oh, wait. Give Aussie the mic so we can sing.

[B]

You sing so good.

[A]

Wow. And without further ado, let's have Ozzy sing us out. Can you sing a love song? I'm not gonna write you a love song.

[B]

Or love.

[C]

That one.

[A]

Love me, love me a little more tonight say that your heart belongs to me My heart is yearning for you, baby I'm forever loving you Shout out. Bye, Peach. I'll see you next Thursday.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't forget to follow rate and like. You can follow me at bretmanroth on every everything and follow the podcast at the baddest Radio on all social media. Bye, beach.

[E]

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