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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello. Hello, everybody. It is I, Bretman Rock. It is Thursday yet again, and as you might see, I'm alone today. Ms. K is a busy, busy gal, and we will see her next week. But I'm only gonna be alone for a couple seconds, and I'll get to that after this intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. Before I start, I just would like to say this is the Valentine's Day episode. I hope everybody has their Valentine's and their Valentine's Day already figured out. It's also. Well, no, it's technically not Valentine's yet, but hopefully tomorrow you have a Valentine's Day kiss. We have Kat in this producer role today. Kat. Let's hear something. Hello. Ms. Kat is here today because my very special guest and my date for the Valentine's Day episode has been one of my most requested guests ever, honestly. And he is not even really an influencer, not even really a celebrity either. But you guys have been hearing him. You guys been teased by his back, by his hands. And every week, I just feel like we get comments on how we just need to start showing our producer slash videographer slash, honestly, sometimes our research team. I introduced you guys, and really, it really did take a lot of convincing. Not really, because I was like, we're gonna try to make it as comfortable for you as possible. You know, I'm like, if you just want voice only, if you want hands only. But he said he wants only fans, so I'm kidding. So without further ado, I introduce you guys to my videographer, Ozzy. Ozzy. What is that? Ozzy? Oh, my gosh. He came with flower. Oh, my God. And it's sunflowers. Oh, my God. Ozzy. Thank you so much. I was not expecting this at all.
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Hello, everybody.
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Hey, guys. This is Ozzy in the flesh. Hello, period. After months and months of honestly blackmailing and convincing Ozzy to be on camera, we have him on camera today. Ozzy, are you nervous?
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I am.
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You're giving nervous shaking. I am. Oh, my gosh. This is our first date. I will say, because every time I do a video with a straight man, everyone's like, I see some tension, bitch. No, Ozzy's straight, y'. All. We have to respect that. And actually, I hope this episode will land on your future's wife. Honestly, this. You guys, Ozzy needs a girlfriend. I really feel like this video. Your future girlfriend's watching this video.
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Hey, if you're watching this. Hello.
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Introduce Yourself to the world, Ozzy.
B
I don't know what to. Hi, my name is Ozzy.
A
And that is his real name.
B
That is my real name. That's on my license. It's not short for anything. It's just my name.
A
How is it spelled?
B
O, Z?
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Z, I, E. Not O, Z. Because that would be the Oz.
B
And a lot of you guys are spelling with the Y, which I get. But it's an ie.
A
Do we ever. Did you ever tell me why you were named Ozzy?
B
No.
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Why are you named Ozzy? Just like it.
B
Well, so my dad named all of us, so I'm. I'm one of three boys. I'm the oldest. I'm sorry, Are you.
A
Did y' all all come out straight? Yes. Oh, even.
B
Oh, sorry.
A
Okay. So why Ozzy?
B
So I'm named after a baseball player, Ozzy Smith. I don't know if you know.
A
Oh, okay. No, I don't.
B
So he's a shortstop. He's like. Yeah, he's like known for like doing backfists and stuff. But my dad. A lot of our names came from him just watching TV in the waiting room.
A
Yeah.
B
And so I guess he saw.
A
Shut the fuck up. So he got all your names from waiting for you?
B
I think so.
A
That's crazy. I feel like that's the Filipino dad thing because I'm sure I told you my name. I was named after wrestlers.
B
Yes.
A
Brett the Hitman, Heart and the Rock. But to be honest with you, because you sing and you're so musically inclined, I would have thought you were named after Ozzy Osbourne.
B
But he's not really, like the kind of songs I would sing to.
A
Well, yeah, I know, but like, just cause you're in the music world. That's true. Is Ozzy Osbourne more of a musician than a singer?
B
I think he does. I mean, he was, both, right? Like rock and roll.
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I feel like he's both for sure. Kat. I feel like. You know something?
C
I do think he's both, but he's in a band.
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Yeah.
C
So in that band, he's a singer.
A
Okay.
B
Correct me if I'm wrong. I think he's in. He was in Black Sabbath.
A
Yes. Okay. He passed away. Not me not knowing any of these things. Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne. But Ozzy. How do you say your last name?
B
Jaramillo. Jaramillo.
A
Jaramilo.
B
The United States. But I think it's Jamillo back home.
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Jaramillo.
B
Jaramillo.
A
Yeah. Here he. He's Latino by colonization, of course. Aussie. Tell me about yourself. Where were you born? Why were you born there? Where in Hawaii do you live? And how did we find each other?
B
So I. Well, technically, I was born in Honolulu. As if as Oppenheimer.
A
Yeah. Actually, I'll save our love story. I'll explain how we met.
B
Okay.
A
I feel like that's more my point of view.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we can talk about both of our point of views.
A
You grew up here?
B
I grew up in Waipahu. 94. Block the block or, like, enemies.
A
Girl, please. It's not a competition. Girl, who ever competed? It's on. It's over.
B
He's not wrong. He's not wrong. I mean. Okay, I'm not even gonna talk about.
A
I feel like. Okay, I will say. I feel like academically white power is smart as.
B
For sure. Oh, well, a lot of.
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Because every time I up, I'm like, it's the Campbell education. Honestly, a lot of the.
B
Yeah, I think since I graduated high school, it's been like. Like early college. Like, quality teachings.
A
Yeah.
B
So. But you guys do have us for, like, sports.
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Sports. What year did you graduate high school?
B
I graduated in 2000. You had that in the chamber.
A
I know.
B
Because you already know how old I am. I graduated 2009, so fine.
A
Period high school.
B
Fearless Soldiers. Do you guys have that.
A
That's, like, at the turn of the century.
B
But did you guys have.
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I mean, the decade.
B
Crazy. Wait, did you guys have that in Campbell.
A
Wait, come again? Sorry.
B
Because we had, like, class names.
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Yes.
B
So we were The Fearless Soldiers. 2009.
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Fearless Soldiers. We didn't have a class name, but we had a class mascot, and we were polar bears 2017. Polar bears. On top of being a Campbell Saver. So every class had a mascot. Did you guys have a class mascot? You guys did Marauders? No. You guys have a class color mascot. Right? Because nobody takes Spirit Week seriously more than Waipahu and Kat Kamehameha. Honestly, Arthur Awards, right? You guys take that shit seriously.
B
Yeah. And we prep it, like, in intermediate, so Waipahu Intermediate, whoever's going to be the president for the next year, everyone's starting to take polls and be like, okay, what is the name?
A
Were you always involved in school? I feel like you give that vibe.
B
What did you think I was involved in? And I will be judging.
A
Okay. Ew. Okay. Oh, my God. I really don't want.
B
What do I give off? What do I give off?
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I really don't want to profile you.
B
But been profiling me since day one.
A
I mean, right? Wait, Kat, go ahead. First. So I'm not.
C
I think you're a drama major.
B
Me?
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Yeah.
B
That's okay.
A
I don't think so.
C
In theater?
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Yeah. I think in that world, I think because Waipahu might not have drama major, so I'm gonna say band or. Or yearbook.
B
Like, none of those. I actually convinced my brother to go to band, but I'm not.
A
I was never really. What were you in?
B
Console tennis.
A
Oh.
B
I'm like, oh, straight profiling in this area.
A
Wow. No, I, I was so wrong. Do you still play tennis?
B
I do from time to time. I. I've been playing tennis since I was, like, eight. Eight or nine.
A
Oh, my God.
B
Number one for, like, all four years of my high school.
A
Oh, let me just.
C
I'm like, are you Zendaya?
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I know. I'm like, are you Zendaya?
B
I never watched them.
A
So you think you're Naomi Osaka? Like, hey, shout out to her, dude. She's like, just say that. Do you watch the Open?
B
Yeah, I was going to talk about that Australian Open. Have you been watching it?
A
I've been watching just the highlights. You know me, girl. I'm not watching that.
B
But I feel like, I feel like one day I will catch him. Like, you know how they have the highlights and you can see the audience?
A
Yeah, you'll find me one there. Like, yeah.
B
Like, I, I, I feel like I would catch you in a Wimbledon kind of, like, match.
A
Oh, you know.
B
You know what Wimbledon is?
A
Of course I know of it. I'm not, like, like to talk, which is like, I'm not watching it. Like, I'm not.
B
Like, I feel like if you. I feel like if you were to watch tennis for the first time at Wimbledon, it'll, like, blow your mind.
A
Oh, I love watching. And when I see tennis on my for you page, I'm watching that shit.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
I'm like, I'm always rooting for whoever has the best outfit. And I feel that way with super bowl, too. Like, I know it's coming up.
B
That's so crazy. I was going to talk about that too, but yeah.
A
Oh, my God.
B
Reading my mind. So I'm going for the Seahawks, right?
C
That's the correct answer because Kat really.
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Swears she's the biggest football fan, even though that was the second game she's ever watched.
C
Nah, that's such a lie. I don't talk about it that much.
A
You only root for them because you lived in Seattle, girl.
C
Well, duh, I'm from there.
B
Have you gone to a Seattle game?
C
I've gone to Three.
B
Oh, I think. Did we talk about that?
C
Yeah, I've gone to all the ones that they beat the Rams at, including the last one.
A
Right, right, right, right.
B
Oh, wait, you were in that last game?
C
Well, no, not the one in December. I mean, yeah.
A
Okay, so you did tennis. Why are. Are you still not. Are you not a tennis player anymore?
B
It's.
A
Did you hang up your.
B
No, My. My life just been way too busy. Well, one, it's. My life's been too busy. And two, like, my body is not the same as it was when I was, like, in high school.
A
I have a question.
B
Yes.
C
Have you picked up pickleball then?
B
I did. It's easier. It's easier on your limbs, but, yeah, I'm also still busy.
A
Ozzy, I'm not saying that I would whoop your ass on a badminton, but.
B
You would not. Yeah, you would not, Ozzy. You would not.
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Aussie. I think I invented badminton. Why do you think it's called badminton?
B
It's not.
A
It's literally my initials, Brett.
B
Man, but you would have called it the Badminton. The Badminton.
A
No, they wouldn't let me. I would. I wanted to call it the Baddest Mitten, but literally they were like, that's too long.
B
So where'd you get the name from?
A
Cut it down to badminton?
B
Just gaslighting.
A
I invented badminton. You don't.
B
Okay, explain to me how you play badminton. Like, how do you. How does it go?
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Shuttle. There's a shuttle cock.
B
That's what. Okay, now it's starting to make sense. Why you called it, why you named it.
A
Yeah, there's a shuttle cock. Okay, I. Like. I said I wanted to call it a cock shuttle because I feel like cock should come first, but they were like, no, shuttle should come first. Okay. Okay. And there's a cutesy little net. Ozzy, you don't.
B
I'm listening.
A
You do not wanna fucking do this with me right now.
B
Guys. If you guys want to see a video of me playing badminton against Brett, please comment down below.
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Thank you so much. Because I will whip his ass.
B
Oh, I will whip it.
A
Tennis. I'll give you that. But badminton.
B
But see, like, I feel like. Like, me naturally, with, like, a racket. A new racket sport I think I can do really well in.
A
I'll give you tennis. I will give you tennis. But you're not whooping my ass in badminton.
B
We're setting my words. We're setting this up.
A
Okay, since this date is already going bad, I already don't.
B
I don't even know if this is like a date.
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All right. Since we're already arguing, we're already having our first argument, and it's about your past. Let's talk about now.
B
Okay.
A
Let's talk about how we actually met each other. And I want to go first.
B
Okay, go ahead.
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So once upon a time, I posted two podcast episodes that were blurry as fuck. And I told my team, I'm like, you guys, we can't stop relying on Ms. Katty. We can't stop relying on me to know that the videos are blurry or whatnot.
C
And.
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And so I think I was like, it's time we have the budget for a producer. And so I hit up my editor, Andrew, who is also kind of like you.
B
Also, he's my boss.
A
Yeah. Kind of here and there, kind of my boss. And he was like, do you know. I was like, do you know anybody? And he was like, no, I know nobody. Acting like he didn't know nobody. And then, I guess on the podcast page, we posted that we were looking for a producer. And we had a lot of people send in their resumes, but a lot of them didn't even live on the island. And then two. Some of them, I just felt bad. Like, some of them, like, lived on the other side of the island. And that's why Andrew doesn't really come and film for the pod all the time, because I feel bad making somebody from town drive all the way here, shoot for an hour, and drive all the way back. But Ozzy's resume came in, and I noticed that he was one of Andrew's. Would you say apprentice? Or. Don't call me that. Or prodigy, Because I guess you're a prodigy now. Right hand.
B
Yeah, I think right hand's probably the best.
A
Yeah. And I was like. And I asked Andrew, I was like, so what do you feel about Ozzy? And he was like, damn, you found him. I was like, I think Andrew was trying to gatekeeper.
B
Gatekeeping me, really the first time in his life.
A
But then also just seeing all the podcasts that you already work on on island. Give them a shout out. Give them a shout out.
B
Oh, gosh.
A
He does everybody's podcast.
B
Oh, it feels like it. By the biggest one is keep it. Aloha. So shout out to Kamaka. Shout out to the kind media, period.
A
And then this pod and the pod, the baddest pod. Duh. And then you came in, and I just felt like, you've already worked for me. I was like, what's your.
B
What was your first. What was the first thought that came to your mind when you saw me besides, damn, he looked old.
A
I was like, damn, I'm kidding. No, I was, I was really just like. I felt like, you look familiar. I felt like we've worked together before just because, like how you were just so confident about everything. It's like you already knew what the fuck to do. And I'm like. And clearly it's because you've worked on so many pods before, but it was just like it was so easy or so easy to work with. And even now I still have kind of the same impression. What was your. Oh my God. Wait, hold on. What was your first impression of the baddest radio team?
B
Like when I first got here? Or like, you want to hear the whole story of myself?
A
Okay, yeah, let's hear your story.
B
Okay. So my side was kind of funny because I was doing pods, I'm doing gigs and everything. And then my friends actually said, oh.
A
So you're seeing other.
B
Right, You've been saying that and I'm still here.
A
Right.
B
I'm just kidding. So my friends sent me a screenshot of the. When the podcast Instagram sent it on story ozzy you should apply. And I was like, I don't think I'm gonna get it. It's. It's Bretman. I'm not gonna get that.
A
Girl, please.
B
Well, that's, that's, that was my thought.
A
You're so humble.
B
I'm being honest. No, I'm being straight up honest. So I was just like, okay. So I, I told them I wasn't gonna do it. And then later that night I was like, you know what? Just screw it. Let's just try. So. So I made a. So I made a completely different media kit. So media kit is kind of just like. It's kind of like a resume, but it's more like graphically aesthetic. So like just showing all the stuff that I've done.
A
Kind of like a portfolio.
B
Yeah, kind of like a portfolio. So sent that and then your team kind of just DM me like. Yeah, a day or two after.
A
You know what's so funny? I didn't even see any of that. I cuz you sent in an actual resume and a media kit.
B
I did.
A
I actually only saw your resume. They didn't even send me like the media kit you prepared. I just skipped through it. There was a lot to go through. Yeah, I think you were like the first. Not the first four, but like the, the four that we considered because you lived here. Because literally so many people sent in that dude didn't even live here. And I'm like, girl, are you gonna fly in every episode or what?
B
Are you not listening? Like, following instructions.
A
Right.
B
That's a Campbell student right there.
A
So you were like, the. I think the last three that I looked at. And I was like, even just your whole portfolio of, like, being on this side of the island and then from Waipahu. And I was like, girl, it's him. We have to do him. And then I texted Andrew. So I was like, okay, anyways, wait, I'm cutting you off. Go ahead.
B
Asking Andrew too much.
A
I feel like I had to. I was like, bitch, this is one of yours.
B
No, the way he put it was like, oh, yeah, I forgot you're on that side. I was like, okay, well, cool.
A
Wow. Andrew really did me dirty. Really was trying to stop a bag, maybe.
B
You know what? You might be right.
A
Right, Right. Andrew, come on. The pod. Clear your name.
B
Oh, yeah, that'd be funny. He's kind of busy, though.
A
I know. He's a father of three now too.
B
Where's the third one?
A
The third is his business. That's true. I'm literally like, every wedding, I'm like, I don't even need to ask who's doing the wedding. It's Andrew. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
You sent in your sentence, and then when they. They set up a zoom call, and the zoom call was literally just asking me what my rate was.
A
Yeah.
B
Like, it wasn't a, like, getting to know me kind of thing.
A
No. Because I was literally like, I don't even want to interview anybody else.
B
Yeah.
A
I was literally like, it's Ozzy.
B
Yeah. So I was like, okay, cool. And then. And then we came here, and I think we. We tried, like, a test episode, but it was literally. It was just me just recording everything already.
A
So literally. And then that was it. That was it. Now we're here. We. We didn't really even have, like, a you're hired. Like, a whole, like, you're hired. Yeah.
B
Like, we didn't have, like. Yeah, we just, like, get in there.
A
And I just, like, fell into our lap and was like, okay, you're here now.
B
I think the hired moment was when we played Super Smash after.
A
Yeah. And you let us.
B
I did. Yeah.
A
I guess stay humble, you know, Period. What has been the highlight of working for the baddest radio.
B
It's no diss to, like, the other pods that I work with. Here we go. I'm kissing, Right?
A
I'm better. Thank you.
B
It's. It's more of, like, it's it's such a hangout, like, with the pod. And this is the most involved. I've been in a podcast. Like, I'm in front of the camera.
A
Well, also, we don't really give you a choice because we're like, ozzy, pull up these questions.
B
Also, let me just defend what Brett was talking about earlier. It wasn't that I was like, oh, yeah, I wasn't afraid to, like, come on in the camera. It's more of, like, you know, doing it for the pod, because I didn't.
A
Yeah. Have you ever done a pod?
B
No, I've never.
A
Where you're the guest.
B
Nope.
A
No, period.
B
And then people have been saying, like, oh, you should start your own pod. You already have so much experience. I was like, I don't want to get canceled.
A
Yeah. And you would just. Do you think he would just be a man would have Mike, you know.
B
And you know what? And that's the other reason why I don't want to do it. Because you've been saying it. Some other people have been saying, like, oh, I guess they just give podcast equipment to anybody. Oh, man. A man with a mic. Here we go.
A
Here we go. This with a mic again, A man should never have a mic.
B
It depends what they're talking about. Okay, what. Okay, let me dive deep on this.
A
Okay.
B
What bothers you about a man with a podcast?
A
Oh, I believe you should save that question for when you take me on a date, because this is your episode right now.
B
Oh, so you're saying there's a second date?
A
Honestly. Okay. To give you, like, an answer, I guess. Because you want to know so bad. I just feel like men don't really be thinking before they speak a lot of times. And I'm kind of the same way, because at the end of the day, I am a man with a podcast, and I'm like. But I feel like I don't just be saying ignorant shit, especially about woman.
B
Yeah.
A
You know, I feel like a man with a podcast. If you're gonna have a podcast as a man, like, keep women out of it, because anything you gotta say, do shut up.
B
So if we're talking about, like, nerdy stuff.
A
Yeah. Like, keep it at sports. Like, you know, some like that. Like.
C
Like the. What's it called? The basement something.
B
The basement yard.
A
Yeah.
C
They're the best. They're the only male podcast that I approve of.
B
Well, people say they're like the. They're like the gayest straight men.
C
Yes. Because they don't talk about women. And if they do, they're talking about their wives and, like, how he's like, I love my wife. She's. She doesn't bring me down. She lifts me up.
A
I'm like, I love that.
B
If I ever did a pot, it would be like, kind of like that.
A
Period. Okay, so let's lock in on this actual date. Because I feel like we've just been fighting the whole fucking 20 minutes. The first 20 minutes. Ozzy, did you ever have a girlfriend?
B
I have had two. Two girlfriends.
A
Shout out to them. What's their names?
B
I was just about to say, like, you're not about to ask me what their names are?
A
Hi, girl.
B
I'm just kidding.
A
I'm kidding. Are they high school lovers? Out of high school.
B
One was my senior year of high school period. And then my second one was a couple years after high school. So, like, my 20s. 3. 22.
A
Okay. Your age was that Mother Mary? No, Mama Mary are correct. So you date.
B
It was actually Mary. Mary Magdalene.
A
Oh. Oh. Period. What did those relationships teach you?
B
We're diving deep already. You're not gonna ask me, like, my favorite.
A
No, nothing. Say that I also did pull up some questions to ask on first dates.
B
So I think it's. I think. I think the biggest thing that I've learned is not straying away from who you are in terms of, like, how you love people. And then I think the second one is, like, giving as much effort that you can. Even if your effort is not 100%, if you're operating at, like, maybe 60 or 40 that day, then. Then give that 40% period. That makes sense.
A
Yeah, yeah. Effort. Because really don't be giving effort these days.
B
I think. Yeah. I mean, and it's something that even, like, now, even with just friendships, it's like, I have to tell myself, okay, like, have you seen this person recently? If not, then, like, what kind of effort are you giving this person?
A
Yeah. Even if it's just like, how have you been?
B
Yeah. Like, how you gotta check in.
A
Check.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Since you brought it up, what is your love language? Like, how does Ozzy love?
B
I don't know, because I feel like. I feel like I'm a bit of all of it. That makes sense. I think physical touch maybe is one of them.
A
Yeah.
B
And I think words of affirmation.
A
Is that what you like to receive or give.
B
The words? I think it's both. I think physical touch is what I'd like to give. And.
A
I don't know.
B
I think it's both for both.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah. Yeah. Because I haven't really thought about it.
A
Because I like to think that my love language to give is time.
B
Quality time.
A
Quality time. And then my love language that I like to receive, it's words of affirmation. You're saying you like kind of both?
B
Yeah. I mean, even quality time, I love quality time being, like, intentional with quality time.
A
Period. Oh, my God. Wait, you know, I have to ask. Have you ever, like, sang to a girl?
B
Oh, my God. I think my last. My last. My last major relationship, I sang.
A
Oh, my God. You should write me a song one day.
B
I don't know about writing a song.
A
Would. Would you call yourself a songwriter? Could you write a song? I feel like. Because you could make a jingle for the baddest radio.
B
I mean, I know people who could.
A
Dr. Pepper, baby. Good and nice.
B
I don't. I haven't written songs. I have written poetry that makes.
A
Hit me. Hit me. No, Ozzy, that's too much. Pull up the notes app. I know you have them on the notes app, right? I don't want to know. Roses are red.
B
I don't even know why. I don't even know why.
A
I want a haiku. I want a haiku.
B
I don't know if I. Well, because. Yeah, I took a poetry class in college.
A
A poetry class in college.
B
Oh, my God. This is crazy. It's like this.
A
Oh, Ozzy, we don't have time for a girl. That's the whole essay. Okay, hit me. Hit me. Should I close my eyes? I feel like they hit when I close your. When you close your eyes.
B
I haven't. I. So. I mean, you can. I just. I haven't read this in so long. You want me to read this one, though?
A
Yeah, read. Read what you want me to feel.
B
Oh, my God. This is, like, total vulnerability. Okay, so I wrote this, like. Oh, in 2019.
A
Oh, she's. Damn. That is, like, six years old.
B
Seven.
A
Seven years old.
B
Okay, so the title of this is called what is Interaction? I can't believe we're doing this.
C
Okay.
A
Why not?
B
Okay. Okay.
A
Are you gonna read the whole thing? Just read, like, until it makes me feel something.
B
Will you tell me when you feel something?
A
Okay. Okay.
B
We miss you. You felt the breath. Oh, I felt it earlier.
A
Okay, go.
B
Do you want context before I read.
A
It or maybe after? Yeah, just hit me.
B
Okay, so what is Interaction? We misuse and abuse what we can't touch. Views about the news, opinions about the world. That ain't saying much because all the media's got you socially limited. 140 bucks. Look what they got you so disciplined the dim witted citizen with bigoted images. The critics are imminent. Might be seen as a primitive against all the privileged kids. The feelings all simulate. But that's what you're attributed to. Disturbing dark thoughts of who you thought you knew distributed to the usual. The clicking sound, mutual, inquisitive. No, you're wrong. More like edited. Just a little discriminative. You cats are uninterested in an old dog's new point of view. Now can you tell me what's interaction? What is interaction?
A
Wow, that deserves some snaps.
B
I try. I try. So this one I wrote because I'm just like. I've just seen the world of everybody just on social media and just like giving their opinions. But it's like, go out there and live.
A
What is interaction, y'? All? What is it? Yeah, is it IRL or is it online? Oh, wow, you kind of ate that. Thank you. Wait, tell me more, tell me more of the. Of seven years, the backstory.
B
Oh, yeah. I mean, just like.
A
So I still feel, it still feels relevant to now, honestly, for sure.
B
I think. What do you call them, like the keyboard warriors? Like people commenting. I feel like, I feel like people gain a new sense of courage online to say stuff. But it's like, would you be able to say that in person? And I think, I feel like you're more. It could go both ways. I feel like people might think they, they feel more real to themselves if they're just like at home or on their phone or on the computer because they feel like it's their. This platform gives them that space. But you know, we've. We've operated as humans for so long without technology or social media. So that's kind of the context behind that. And you know, I still succumb to like social media, doom scrolling and yeah, having opinions. But I think the way that I give opinions, I don't do it as much as these other people do online. I think I would rather have a conversation with people.
A
And that's why you should start a podcast.
B
Okay. Do I have your blessing?
A
I mean, I'm not gonna watch it.
B
But you don't need to watch it. You don't need to watch it.
A
But I'll be your first guest, honestly, so you can interact with me. Because what is interaction?
B
Hit us with your poetry.
A
I don't have one.
B
Girl, have you ever tried writing poetry?
A
No.
B
Okay. That's not your outlet.
A
I feel like I've. I've obviously written poetry in school because I had to like haikus and whatnot and all that, but. No, I mean, I know, like, roses and reds and shit like that.
B
What about a story? Would you like a. Like a fictional story?
A
No, I'm more of a visual artist.
B
Okay. Okay.
A
You know, if I had to express myself, I would just make a.
C
A video.
A
Maybe, like, me fingering myself. I'm kidding. But you had that in the chamber, like, literally. No, I'm more of, like, you know, a visual artist. I'm like, I'll show you whole. You know what I mean? What is the cutest thing you've ever done for somebody?
B
Like, for a date?
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, my God.
A
I don't want to. Besides, bring me sunflowers because, you know, it's my favorite flower.
B
So I'm a. I would like to think I'm a hopeless romantic. I felt pretty. Like, pretty heavy.
A
Yeah. He's being a Pick me. He's gonna get a girlfriend by the end of the year. I already know you're gonna have a girlfriend by the end of the year.
B
This was a crazy story because. So I've been in relationships. I've tried talking to girls, and a lot of them have been people or people I've met in different spaces. So there was this one girl that I met in church in high school.
A
Okay. A woman of God. I love that.
B
Yep. Yep. And we haven't seen each other since, like, she graduated. I graduated. And then I think it was, like, a. Like, a lot of years later, I had this dream. Martin Luther King. I know. I know it's weird. It's gonna sound, like, cringy in some parts, but I just, like. So what happened was I had a dream about her, and I. I think I kind of just convinced myself, like, why don't you just try and get to know her? So I text her. Long story short, I told her I had the dream. I told her, like, I took it as an opportunity to, like, get to know you. So, again, like, it's.
A
It's.
B
It's. It's not someone, like, random. It's like someone I knew already.
A
Yeah. You thought it was, like, divine? Divinely written?
B
Yeah, like divine intervention.
A
I definitely had this dream. So I should text her.
B
Yeah.
A
I thought it was a message.
B
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
A
Okay.
B
So. So we were talking to each, like, texting back and forth. She was kind of notoriously known for not replying right away. That's why I was gonna ask you guys, like, what's the longest you guys have waited? I think I asked you guys that.
A
You did?
B
I waited pretty long for Like a text message. I think the longest I've waited was like two months, two, three months. And I thought to myself, I was like, I think she's not into me anymore.
C
And you replied after the two months?
B
Yeah, well, it was so. And then we would go back and forth again, so. Again, hopeless romantic. So I took it upon myself because she wasn't living here, she was in California. So I was like, you know what? I need to just make a move. Just be like, what do you call it? Be a romantic as possible. So I told her I was going to be in LA for an event and I asked her if she wanted to go on a date while I was there.
A
And.
B
And so we did. So I took her out. So this is like probably the grandest gesture I've done for like dates. But we. And at that time I was really into church, so what we did was.
A
Okay, go ahead. You're not gonna get it.
B
You're not gonna get it.
A
You're not gonna get it. I bet you went up and sang. Nope.
B
So first thing that we did, so it was a two day date. So I took her on a date like on Friday or something and then Saturday.
A
Okay. 48 hours.
B
Yeah. So the first thing we did was I took her to church and we went to confession together. And I was kind of cringy a little bit.
A
Oh, you're Catholic. Yeah, love.
B
So I took her to. We went to church, we did confession. Because in my mind I thought about it as, okay, God, I'm kind of like cleaning the plate for everything.
A
Like you.
B
This is like starting off fresh. So whatever happens, happens. And that's going to tell me like, okay, this is if it's meant to be, if it's not meant to be. So we did that and then we went to go watch a play. Went to go watch Aladdin.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah. And then I took her to dinner, we had some pasta.
A
Okay.
B
And then the next day.
A
That sounds like a perfect date, honestly.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay. The next day I should have just.
B
I should have just spent my money on that one because then I. I bought Disneyland tickets for us. Yeah. I mean, in hindsight, looking back at it, it was like a really cute date because so I, we went in just like, it's Disneyland.
A
Right.
B
So I paid for tickets, we went inside. And then this was during Easter, so I didn't know that Disney had like a Easter egg hunt type of thing.
A
Oh, wait, also, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask for the timeline of this. When was this?
B
This was like. That was not Intentional.
A
When you wrote that poem.
B
Oh, a little before, I think.
A
Right.
B
The poem has nothing to do with.
A
Okay, okay, okay.
B
Where was I?
A
Disneyland.
B
So we. We found out that Disney had, like, a Easter egg hunt type of thing, so they gave us these papers, and what you would do is you would go to, like, certain locations, and you would have to go find either it's a big egg or a smaller egg, and then when you tell the person at the counter that you found it, then they'll stamp your. Your thing, and then as you complete it. So me being naturally competitive, I was like, we should make a game out of this. She's like, oh, what are you. What are you thinking? I was like, let's. Because you do both parks, you do California Adventure, and you have Disneyland. Yeah.
A
Okay. Okay.
B
So what we. What we did was. We're like, okay, so whoever is able to find the most eggs in whatever park, they would have to. They would receive a gift from the other person.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah. So I won.
A
The first one gave you shit.
B
She gave me boxers. Like, Stitch boxers, because she knows Stitch is one of my favorite.
A
Yes, right there. I see.
B
And I was like, oh, wow. But it was funny because she bought me. Like, I looked at it. I was like, oh, nice. Took it out of the bag. I was like, oh, wow. Thank you so much.
A
Why is it this big? Because it was that big.
B
I was like, oh, yeah.
A
I never used it. You're like, is this a towel?
B
I maybe used it, like, once or twice, but I felt so. I was like, oh, thank you so much. And then. And then the second time, we're in Disneyland, and then we were almost done with the challenge, and we were running for the other egg, and then I started cramping. So, like, I got. I got hurt. And she kind of just, like, called it off. She's like, oh, my God. Let's just not do this anymore.
A
You get hurt.
B
Oh, God. Okay. And then we went to go watch the fireworks. Or was it watercolor? Whatever it was. Yeah, that was it. We held hands a little bit, and. Yeah, that's as far as I'll go with.
A
Okay, so. And then it ended there, Literally. Yeah.
B
I mean, we just struck. Oh, okay. So, like, the aftermath.
A
Yeah. Just because we're getting in the nitty gritty of it all, I get pretty emotional. So share what you don't want. Yeah. I feel like we can move on. Do you want to move on?
B
Okay, I'll stop, too.
A
What did you learn?
B
A lot, actually.
A
Yeah? What'd you learn from that relationship I.
B
Would say, I think it wasn't really a relationship.
A
I was that little fling, if you will. That little firework.
B
I think like I said earlier, just trying to be yourself. Because there were times where I was.
A
Just like, you're trying to impress her.
B
Yeah, trying to impress her. Like, just like, like just text her back. Even though she hasn't texted you back for like weeks. It's like just.
A
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot. This is the. That ghosted me for two months.
B
So. Yeah.
C
So you said that was the most you've ever done for a date.
B
Yeah.
C
And that was six, seven years ago. Why do you think that you do less now when you start when you're dating? Like, why do you think you were doing so much then and you're not doing as much?
B
That's a great question. Thank you for asking.
A
No, you ate that. Because I was going to ask something similar, but not worded like that at all.
B
I wouldn't say it's like out of desperation. It was more of like, that's just how I operate. Like if I. If I'm going to be on a first date with someone that I've been affectionate for and I'm like, kind of just like going all in. I think also my age at the time, I was just like, you know what? I'm 20 something. Let's just.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah.
B
Let's just go for it. Like, do, do the grand gesture. I'm like, yeah, yeah. And again, doing like the whole effort thing.
A
Yeah.
B
Where I was like, I felt like I was doing so much for it for somebody that I wouldn't say she wouldn't do the same. But it's like, I think she was still trying to figure things out too.
A
Yeah.
B
So I think now is a lot different because now I'm at a different age. It's kind of like be more intentional about, you know, instead of doing the grand gesture of like, oh, let's do this. Just like really try to get to know somebody first and see if you guys are even compatible. I should have known. I mean, red flag was like, she didn't text me back, you know, so I should have known. Like, communication is. Is big, right? So. But I, I kept telling myself, like, oh, maybe there's a chance. So I think more now, like, I'm more intentional now about how I figure somebody out. Then again, like, I haven't really gone on dates since.
A
Since that.
B
So.
A
Yeah, well, not after this episode. The Ozzy.
B
You guys want to hang out?
C
You're doing great so far. Bringing Flowers, I think, is a big thing.
A
It's the smallest, and you clean up real nice.
C
I feel like it's the easiest thing someone could do is just like stop and grab flowers. And it means so much.
A
Yes. Especially for a garden fairy like me. Like, literally, I've been. I literally cannot wait to make a bouquet with this.
B
I also have another one because Ms.
A
K is not here, so she's sick. Oh, Cat will get it.
B
Yeah, Cat have it.
C
I don't take second things. Thank you. But that's so nice.
A
She will. She will be waiting for her own. She said, right. Sorry for interrupting your program, but before we get into the rest of the episode, I need to put you onto something because your Galentine plans, your girls night plans, your I just want to feel something cute and fun without stress plans, they've have officially been handled. So listen, there's a new romantic drama on Tubi called Kissing is the Easy Part. Yes, that's the name. And yes, it's already speaking to my spirit. It's giving classic high school rom com energy, but with a twist. It's fun, it feels good, it's charming, it's light. And besties, it's so easy to watch. We're not doing heavy crying. We're not unpacking, no trauma. We're not doing emotional algebra tonight. This is comfort movie vibes. This is couch snacks and matching pajamas with your friends energy. And honestly, that's exactly the kind of content I need in my life right now. Something cute, something warm, something that reminds me of how ridiculous and adorable young love is. Is. I swear, the nostalgia alone had me kicking my feet like I was 16 again. So whether you're hanging out with the girlies, celebrating Galentine's, or just in the mood for something uplifting and sweet, kissing is the easy part. Is the perfect choice. It feels like the movies we grew up with. The classic romcom DNA, but still modern and relatable. And the characters, it's giving very. I've absolutely met this person before. Now let me tell you the best part. It's streaming for free on Tubi on February 13th. And after that, you can continue to watch it free on Tubi. So you literally have no excuses. Girl. It's free, romantic, it feels good. Girls night in energy. And I'm obsessed. So again, go watch Kissing is the Easy part. Streaming free February 13th, only on Tubi. And then watch free anytime after that. Girl, let me put you on real quick because y' all know I don't gatekeep when it comes to Looking expensive without spending your whole paycheck. And that's why I'm obsessed, like actually obsessed with quints. Quints is all about elevated essentials. That feels effortless. These are the pieces you can layer, mix, match, travel with, throw on for the airport wear for brunch, whatever. The silhouettes are clean, the details are thoughtful, and everything feels timeless. Like pieces you actually reach for again and again. And let me tell you, the quality. Incredible. They've got 100% organic cotton sweaters, premium denim with stretch so you're actually comfortable all day. And those cotton cashmere blends that are perfect for the in between seasons, like, yes, please. And a wardrobe that is actually cute and lasts. Groundbreaking. And here's why. Quints can do all this without draining your bank account. They work directly with safe, ethical factories and cut out all the middleman. So you're not paying for the brand markup. You're just paying for genuine, high quality clothing. And it's the stitch, the fit, the fabric, all the things that make something last more than one season. And baby, I have been living in my quince cashmere sweater. And I mean living. I can't tell you how much I'm loving it. It's soft, it's warm, it's chic, and it's officially a staple in my closet. And I'm literally about to get one for my best friend because it's just that good. Plus, they're using the highest quality materials. 100% European linen, organic cotton, and everything holds up like this isn't fast fashion energy. So if you're ready to refresh your wardrobe and stop wasting money on stuff that falls apart after two washes. Listen up. Refresh your wardrobe with quince. Go to quince.com thebaddis for free shipping on your order and 365 days return. And yes, babes, they're now available in Canada too. That's Q U I n c e.com thebaddest to get free shipping and 365 days return. Quints.com thebaddest now let's get back to the episode. Okay, so I'm gonna ask you more like first date questions now, since you work for me, I feel like you only really work once a week for us. What do you like to do on your days off when you're not working on pods or working for Andrew?
B
I do a lot of video games.
A
That's fine.
B
Okay, I knew you're gonna say something like, oh, here we go again with the video games.
A
No, actually, I'm like, girl, go for it. That's your thing.
B
Yeah, it's either that or, like, I'll. I'll go out and spend some money on, like, good food, period. Yeah, just go grab something to eat.
A
Because on my day off, Cat knows I'm high the whole day. Like, and to other people that might be like, oh, ew, you know, a deal breaker, but I feel like there's somebody out there that loves a gamer boy, Honestly, like, another gamer girl. Really? Oh, also, I know I've been. I feel like you guys already know this about Ozzy, but he is one of the biggest 100 Thieves fan. 100 Thieves, if you're watching this, please.
B
100 Thieves. Naysha, if you guys are watching this, I love you guys.
A
Right? Ozzy, you also started singing for the pod, period. I want to know what your favorite music genre is or what kind of music do you list? Because I feel like the type of music you listen to really tells a lot about yourself. Would you agree?
B
1,000%? I agree. So I listen to a lot of pop, like, poppy stuff. I like catchy stuff.
A
Okay.
B
So pop. K pop is one of my. My main ones, too.
A
Okay. K Pop. Who's your favorite K pop band group?
B
Twice.
A
Shout out Twice. Yes.
B
Twice. New jeans. Xg. I've been trying to introduce you guys.
A
Have you heard? Don't even try me with xg.
B
XG not.
A
Have you heard?
B
I apologize. I'm so sorry.
A
But xg, do you like Elliot?
B
Yeah. Well, that's too, like, cutesy for me.
A
Okay, that's fair.
B
Yeah. I also listen to a lot of reggae.
A
Of course.
B
Yeah.
A
How about a boy? I feel like you're also gifts. Like, I feel like those songs that you've been singing is a lot of R B, too.
B
R B. R B is definitely up there. I listened to a lot when I was younger, too, because my dad would just play.
A
Yeah. I was gonna say, when did you realize you could sing? Because I know I realized when I couldn't sing.
B
I don't know. I guess my whole story with my. My journey with singing started in high school.
A
When you were in band.
B
I was not in band.
A
When you were in tennis.
B
Yeah, I think when you guys had AJ on the. On the pod, we talked about, like, that generation of, like, aj.
A
Yeah.
B
Gabe Bonda, passion. So when I. When I saw those guys on YouTube, I was just like.
A
You saw yourself.
B
Let me just try. Let's give a crack at it.
A
Yeah.
B
I had a ukulele at the time. My dad had ukulele. I just Started to learn how to play ukulele everything on YouTube.
A
Oh, I know you would up a good lemonade.
B
I'm not gonna sing that song.
A
I know, but I know you. I know for a fact that was one of the first ones you learned.
B
On the Filipino anthem.
A
Right. I wanted to ask you.
B
Wait, my posture is okay.
A
This is a awkward. This is a weird question.
B
Okay.
A
But when I looked it up, I was like, wow, that's such a good question. What was your favorite age growing up?
B
That is a good question. Actually, I think 28 is my favorite age.
A
Really? Yeah. Because me next year.
B
I think 28 is a. Because, well, one every time everyone, like, asks, like, oh, how old are you? And I'll ask them, like, take a guess, and they'll always come to, like, 20.
A
Oh, 28. Right?
B
No, 28. And then, like, the more I hear and the more I think about it, it's like, if you think I give off 28 and I'm at this, you.
A
Should have seen me when I was 20. Right. Right.
B
I think 20 is just like. Because you're not. You're not young anymore, but you're also just, like, you're still kind of, like, living your life.
A
You're like, kind of like going into the double dutch. Yeah.
B
And I.
A
You're like.
B
And I think, too. I think it's that. Because then you guys are talking about, like, how you're excited to turn 30. Like, it is a real, like, feeling like, oh, 30 is like it sounds. Because then I guess that that milestone is just like, oh, now you're stepping into something different.
A
Literally one foot in the casket.
B
Yeah. So. So I think it's just like that. That excitement of just stepping into that new. Like, you're living your life a little bit different.
A
Yeah.
B
Before you hit 30. And then when you hit 30, it's like.
A
I love that.
B
Yeah. So 28 is my answer period.
A
Because this is such a good question. I want to know Kat's favorite age.
C
My favorite age? Yeah. Honestly, probably when I was. Yeah. 25, 24. Because that's around the time that I moved here. And when I was that. When I was that age, people always thought I was, like, 20, 22 or 21.
A
Yeah.
C
But as it goes on, I feel like the current age I'm at isn't my favorite because it keeps getting better. Low key.
A
Yeah. What about you, Brian? I would say my favorite age was 22. 23. I mean, that was, like, yesterday. I'm kidding. I'm 27 now. I would say 22. 23. Because I felt like I had the most energy. I still kind of like felt like I was still in high school, but I wasn't. I felt like I still. Even in events, I still felt like kind of like the baby when I would go to like, you know, brand trips or like working in anything. Like, I loved when people were like, oh, you're a baby now. They're like, damn, you fucking dinosaur ass fucking bitch.
B
Well, people will still say that like to me too. Yeah, like, you're still young. I'm like, am I right?
A
I'm like, girl, yeah, I have one foot in the casket. Like, what do you mean? But yeah, like literally like 25, you start waking up with back pains. I was like, wait, girl, I was jumping off buildings like and being. My knees were fine. And now I. I really can't wait.
B
Till you hit 30.
A
Your hips are say 23, 22. But then again, my answer might change once I Reach. Reach 30. And I'm like, oh, you know what? 27 was 8.
B
28.
A
17. Yeah, that was such a good question. I think I'm gonna start asking that question on my dates. Like, what was your favorite age?
B
That's a good question.
A
I have a couple more questions for you. Ozzy. Would you. I feel like I know the answer to this, but would you consider yourself an age? Extrovert or introvert?
B
I'm. I'm an. What's it called? Ambivert? Both. I, I think I lean more towards introvert though. Like I rather kind of like stay on my own.
A
Yeah.
B
But if, if the, if the occasion calls for me to be an extrovert, then I'll. There's like some hesitancy with it, but I'll like, like for example, being in front of the camera today.
A
Yeah.
B
See, I would rather much be where Cat's at right now, but if, if you needed a guess. Okay, we'll do it for the pod.
A
Not. I get. Girl, you're crazy.
C
He was so excited. Don't let him. He was like, he was like, do you want to be on it? And I was like, ew, no. And he's like, I guess I will.
A
What was the last TV show you watched?
B
It's been a long time. Really?
A
You don't watch tv? Oh, you get. You're a gamer.
B
Yeah, because I'm either gaming or I'm like, okay, unfortunately. Doom scrolling.
A
What's your favorite game that you play right now?
B
I've been playing a lot of arc raiders. I don't know if you have seen arc raiders. So it's in an extraction game? Pretty much. So it's like futuristic robots have taken over the world.
A
Yeah.
B
And you go up to. We call it top side. So you go back up to the top of the earth and you just grab resources and you try not to die.
C
It sounds like fallout. No.
A
Yeah, I think I saw a video of a gamer playing that. And they fell and they lost everything ever worked for. Yeah, when you fall, you just lose everything you ever worked if you.
B
If you die. So if you fall, you can, I guess you still survive. Depending on.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay.
B
If you die, you die and you lose everything.
A
Okay, going back to the. The thing you said earlier about what you like to do on your days off because you like to also eat.
B
Yes.
A
What are your favorite food or restaurants even? Because I feel like you're a foodie. Like, put us on. I really don't be going out.
B
I have my list.
A
Put us on. Put us on. Yeah, because you know a bunch of girlies who will vacation here. Yeah. And then also on your list. Where would you take me on a date? No pasta. Shit. Because you should know better. I'm. I'm a lactose girly.
B
Damn. Well, so my favorite food is.
A
No, go back to where your phone was. I really need to know your favorite restaurant.
B
Well, my favorite food.
A
And then answer my question after.
B
Okay, so you want restaurants.
A
Yes.
B
Okay, so what do you want?
A
Oh, Aussie.
B
I have Japanese food.
A
Wait, Cat, you need to send this to Cat.
C
Oh my God. And that's stars.
B
Yeah, I have stars and it's preference too, but like my major ones are.
A
Oh, hell no. Why'd you give Adela's A1?
B
No, no, look. Look at. Okay, look at my rating.
A
Oh, she got a shining star.
B
Just a one, but it's a shining star. Dude, I love Adela's.
A
I was going to say what she do to you?
B
Adela's. If whoever's coming to Hawaii, if you've never had Adela's country eatery go there.
C
It's a good cheesecake.
B
It's a good like splurge like once a month type of thing.
A
For sure.
B
Yeah.
A
I'm like, even I'm. I don't be going to Adela's like that.
B
If you got money and you go every week. Props to you, but okay.
A
Okay, Give us one more restaurant that got the shiny star of approval from Aussie.
B
I just had ali fish market a couple days ago. Have you been there now? No, no, no. I mean I. I just had it like I.
A
Again, yeah, okay.
B
Like I go there pretty.
A
I love Ali fish market.
B
Yeah, it does.
A
Have you gone cat? Their poke is amazing.
B
Shout out to them.
C
So when you put it on your list, you put like what you ate and what you rate that or do you just do like the overall?
B
I just do overall.
A
Yeah.
B
I feel like a lot of times like these places like my favorite ones, like I'll just get the same stuff anyway.
A
Yeah, I'm kind of like that too.
B
Yeah, it's like there's a lot of.
C
Places here I feel like where if you order something they really. It's not everything's a shining star, but they do have like a good like.
A
Yeah, that's couple that you're like, I'm gonna get this every time for sure.
B
I agree.
A
So what are your favorite kind of food?
B
So I like ramen, I like poke and it's like Japanese type of cuisine.
A
Wise Japanese?
B
Yeah, yeah, Japanese Korean. Japanese Korea, Korean.
A
I always just say I love Asian food. Anything Asian food. I'm like, I will up, honestly.
B
I will say I like to eat seafood, but there's like certain seafood I eat and certain.
A
Yeah, period.
C
Can you give us your favorite on the west side though?
A
Yeah, give us one on this side, like restaurant. Yeah, yeah. Pull up the. Pull up the app, girl. Because I really need. I need that forwarded to me actually.
C
Have you tried. Was it called Malamas in Makakilo? Their poke.
B
Oh, their poke is good too. Yeah.
C
Okay. Is. Is that on your list?
B
It's not cuz I didn't put it cuz it's only like right there too. But that's a good place. Mahiai. Have you guys been at Fulan? Fulan Farms.
C
Oh, I heard that was good. You know, funny story, my ex tried to take me for Valentine's Day there and I was like, I'm not going.
B
F. You guys can go together for Valentine's period. That place is good though, cuz a lot of their. A lot of their food is sourced locally. I think all their food is.
A
Okay, I. I need to check that out. I always pass by. I just never. It never like picks my interest. Okay, we'll check that out. I have a couple more questions for you because I know they're gonna ask, what's your sign? April 1st. We know your birthday, but. Oh, you're an Aries. Yeah. You know what they say about Aries?
C
They be temper.
A
Oh.
B
Is that temper? And thought I. Yeah, temper.
A
Would you ever. Did you ever have a whole face?
B
Would I ever.
A
Have you ever had A whole face?
B
I don't think so.
A
Well, we'll get one started for you. Oh, my God. I'm just kidding.
B
I mean, we could. We could get that started, but we'll see.
A
Do you have a comfort movie or show? Because Kat and I, those are our favorite things. I know you don't really like shows, but.
B
No, no. So I love. I love film. I love tv. I. I don't know if it's an Aries thing or if it's like a. I don't know what it is, but I can't re. Watch a lot of stuff.
A
Okay.
B
Like, if I watch it, I'll be like, oh, my God, that was so good.
A
And just never watch it again. Yeah. So. So why would you lie like that out loud?
B
I wasn't like.
A
Because you said you would watch Avatar again.
B
No, I would.
A
Exactly.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
So you just lied.
B
I did. I would if. If I was.
A
This is why I don't with.
B
I would watch it again if it was, like, you know, playing somewhere or if everyone collectively is like, oh, let's watch Avatar.
A
I'm like, all right.
B
But, like, if I'm at home and if it's a personal choice, like, I'm.
A
Like, okay, I will say, honestly, Avatar the non blue people. Avatar the show.
B
Oh, for sure.
A
That is such a good, like, background watch. Like, I feel like I can listen to it and know what's going on. Obviously, I watch the whole thing.
B
That and probably the office I would watch in the background, too.
C
I rewatch it once a year.
B
There you go.
A
Do you have any pet peeves? You don't give, like, angry person vibes, but do you have any pet peeves? I have one more question after, and then we're done.
B
Pet peeves, like, from another person. Is that what pet peeves is?
A
Yeah, like, something that annoys you, like being forced to be on camera on a pod.
B
I think for, like, at least for girls, my pet peeve is, like, when they do the baby voice a lot.
A
Oh, period. Let me not talk ever again.
C
Then if they do it, like, specifically to you and they try to talk to you in baby boys or, like, in general, because, like, there's a child in your.
B
And they're like, oh, oh, no, I'm fine with that. Oh, it's when they.
C
Yeah, when they did to you.
B
I don't think it's. You know what's so funny? I don't think it's ever happened to me. I think it's when I see other people.
A
Oh, you're just like, out on the.
B
Wall, it's like, honey, please. I'm like, yeah, see? I'm like, ooh, I don't know about that.
A
Ew. Because that's me. I'm kidding. And lastly, do you have any hot takes?
B
I don't know. Give me an example. Like, give me one of your hot takes.
A
One of my hot takes is that I genuinely believe that. I think being bored is a choice or being bored and boring is a choice. I genuinely believe that because I'm like, girl, just get up and do something.
B
I don't know what the.
A
You're choosing to be bored. You're choosing to be boring. And not a lot of people think that way. They think like, oh, today's boring, so it's going to be a boring day. I'm like, no, you can literally grab your shoes and get out the door. Yeah, I would say that's a hot take. But there's also, like, other hot takes where it's like, specific ones. Yeah. Like, one problematic hot take that I have is that I get. You know, this is so bad. And I've said it on a podcast before, so let me stand on it. I hate when ugly people have a crush on me.
B
That's crazy.
A
I cannot. It's like a reflection.
B
You have, like, examples.
A
It's a reflection.
B
Oh, he does.
A
It's a reflection on me. I'm like, as if that's crazy. You think you could get with me? Like, ew. You know? Yeah, that's not.
B
That's crazy.
A
I. No, literally, I get, like, Especially what. It's like a. This is more like young Bretman rock. I don't personally act like this anymore, but like, little old Bretman rock me. I remembered being in high school and I was in track and there was this. This guy that liked me and I just was like. And he was also just not. The fact that he was, like, ugly or anything besides the fact that it actually was. He just was like, also like a dick. So I was like, how are you going to be mean as well? Like, no. Ew. As if, like. So I really went out of my way to make him unlike me. I'm literally like, can you fucking tell him I would rather fucking die than give him my number, please? Like, no, I hate. I hate when someone I don't like back does likes me.
B
You're so passionate about this.
A
No, it's literally like, girl, get away, get away, get away.
B
Sound like my niece.
A
No way.
B
My hot take is not. I don't know if it's really Hot.
A
But I'll let you know if it's hot.
B
You don't have to have everything figured out at a certain age now.
A
Now that.
B
And. And sometimes you. You might live your whole life not knowing that you have it all figured out. But I think, I mean, mine's a lot more philosophical. But just enjoy life. I think we take life way too serious.
A
I can agree with that. Yeah.
B
I think we just gotta enjoy it because you only live one life, you know, so just enjoy it as much as you can.
A
I have friends who often compare themselves to me and I always have to remind them, like, girl, we're on our own timeline. And like, even with Nikki, like, she's always telling me, like, how I'm always treating her, and I'm like, girl, I know one day you're gonna be fucking picking up the bills. So I don't even. I'm really just investing in my future. Yeah. Like, I have friends who are doctors and I'm like, girl, yeah, I'll pay for this dinner now, but you're gonna pay for my brain surgery in 10 years.
B
So you're investing early.
A
I'm investing early because I know especially the group of friends that I have.
B
Yeah.
A
Both, like, just my day to day friends and like my high school and friends that I grew up with, like, I surround myself with amazing people and I'm not. And it's. And I'm not coming off like a transactional relationship. Not their friend, because I know that they'll fucking.
B
Yeah.
A
Do a brain surgery, I mean, one day. But I know that they will always kind of like, give back the type of, like, energy that I give them, but in their own special way. Like, I have a friend that literally every time I see her, she has a gift for me. Yeah. And it's just because, like, I'm her friend. Hi, Zuli. She literally always has a fucking gift for me every time I see her.
B
It's like a mutual agreement, I think, like, any friend that you choose, and if they choose you back, it's kind of just like you, like all these unwritten rules and.
A
Yes. And it's never really always about, like, physical things. Nikki, for example, like, she. I know for a fact that if I call her right now, she'll come over and like, it's time. It's energy, it's advice, it's, you know, food, like, things like that. So, yeah, that's my hot take. Also, let me clarify myself before somebody clips what I said. Ugliness is not just on the outside. Okay. Ugliness. Is not just on the outside. It's also so on the inside. So when I say I hate when ugly people like me I mean inside and out.
B
That's crazy.
A
Let me go back to that. You're not only ugly outside, you're also ugly inside, bro. If you're ugly inside, I want to make sure. I just want to make sure that there's hope.
B
There's hope. Well, never mind. Yeah, I'm ugly on the inside, too.
A
Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
C
Before you shoot your shot.
A
Yeah. Let me not only stand ten toes, let me stand ten toes and four and ten fingers down, like.
B
Well, you know, I'm glad if you ever get canceled. This is the episode, and I was part of it.
A
Yeah. Okay. Ozzy, did you have fun on your Valentine's Day date?
B
I did. How long was that? It's pretty long, huh?
C
An hour and two minutes.
B
Dang.
A
Exactly. Ozzy, do you have any final words?
B
No, I don't.
A
I was gonna say, if you're looking for a Valentine's Day, but, no. This episode literally comes out on Valentine's Day.
B
Well, if you want to post Valentine's Day, too. I don't know.
A
Guys, hit up Ozzy. We Ozzy. Where can people find you?
B
I guess this is the official review.
A
Literally ill. And y' all better not try to hire Ozzy, because, girl, I don't need to look for another producer, bitch. Like, don't be trying to hire Ozzy.
B
Also, don't bully me, guys.
A
He's really sensitive. Yeah, like, he's really sensitive.
B
Okay. I'll write a poem about you, period. But you guys can find me at my name. So. O, Z, Z, I, E, J, A, R, A M, I, L, L, O, period.
A
And everything is at Bremen Rock. And if you guys are watching this. Oh, wait, no. I'm literally already doing the outro. Do you have a product of the week, Ozzy?
B
Yeah, I just chose my bag.
A
Okay. Oh, yeah. Your bag is giving you. You, You Tiller. Utilitarian. Utilitarian.
B
It's my photography bag, but this is, like, everything. I've had this since the beginning of my creative journey, so about two years now.
A
What's the brand? What's the brand?
B
Wandered. I don't know if I can.
A
Over there.
B
You can't really see it.
A
Don't forget to show your stitch. Underwear.
B
That's my stitch. My God. I'm at Disney. But Wandered. Shout out to Wandered. I love this bag. I'm. I'm kind of like. I don't know if you guys are the same but if you buy one brand of something, I kind of like.
A
Stick with your lawyer.
B
Yeah. So, like, I have a sling that's wandered and all my bags, I want.
A
It to be one and all. Your outfits are 100 Thieves or Uniqlo.
B
But yeah, this bag is cool because you can, like, store a lot of stuff in here. Yeah, it has a back open.
A
Whoa.
B
There's a cube inside. So I put my cameras in here.
A
Wow, Ozzy, that's so cool. It's keeping more of like a travel bag too.
B
Yeah, it's kind of like a travel back too, I think. I really like this too, because the roll top, I like to just throw stuff on the top too, so I don't like the form fitting part on the top.
A
You should do a what's in my.
B
Bag one day when I get more stuff.
A
Your podcast. When you do your podcast with you. Oh, let me do my product of the day. I also didn't read a journal entry, so I'll read that after this because I feel like I want to read y' all my journal entry from 2024, Valentine's Day.
B
It was a bitch.
A
A bitch was desperado. So I've been like, I told you guys, I've been in my running era. And I posted a video a couple weeks ago of me running. And I had so many questions about how I run with my hair, period, because I really. I get so overstimulated with my hair, especially when I work out. It needs to be out of my fe. If something's itching my face. I literally. No. Hell no. So I found these things. They're called skull caps. So if anyone's wondering what I've been wearing on my head when I work out, there's called skull caps. This is from Lululemon and this is from Nike. Every brand kind of has their own. I like the New Balance ones, and I bought like a five pack on Amazon. So skull caps, they worked. Okay, now I really want to read y' all this journal entry because I literally cringiana, like, so fucking cringe.
B
She was making noises earlier before the post.
A
Okay, noises is crazy.
B
Oh, my God.
A
This is called Val. Val Valentine, literally. And it has photo of me. Okay, you guys, this is literally the most pick meest fucking journal entry I've ever had. This was Valentine's of 2024. So two years ago.
B
So much for VA. We're starting off. We're starting off that.
A
Why would I start like that? So much for having one and manifesting one this year. Today was not really my favorite. Honestly, and I hope it's better next year. Who the was? I mind you, I was in New York at this time. I was in New York, and I really thought. My journal entry prior to going to New York, I was like, I'm gonna find a Valentine's Day in New York, and it's gonna be like this cute meet cute moment, and I'm gonna find someone, they're gonna take me to the Valentine. I'm gonna live my New York Valentine fantasy. Nope, none of that. Okay. Honestly, and I hope it's better next year. Not really sure. You guys. You're gonna cringe. I texted one person so excited yesterday, and not a single text. I got back.
B
Damn. Damn.
A
Right, right. I got back and this made me feel some type of way. But I still have the whole month to meet someone, so I'm not going to let my emotions affect me at all. I know he's out there. Love soon, please. In the meantime, I love me. And then it's just like a collage, pictures of me, like on a. On a photo booth. But needless to say, a month after this, I got a boyfriend. So maybe. But also, I'm. Universe, please don't send one my way. Right now. I'm so busy. Like, don't get it twisted. Don't get it twisted. I'm really too locked in on myself right now, universe. I'm too busy for a man, and I like where I'm at. Ozzy, did you have fun today? Are you less nervous now?
B
Yes to having fun. I was less nervous, period.
A
Oh, wait.
B
Did you have fun?
A
I had so much fun. Oh, my God. You're my second straight guest ever. Literally, like, straight man. Guess, actually. Well, that's all for the episode, you guys. Bretman rockin all social media, the baddest radio on all streaming platforms. Make sure you guys give us a good rating, and I will see you guys next episode. All right, you guys. And seeing us out is Ozzy. Ozzy, sing us out.
B
Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time that we might be exactly like we were before we realized we were sad of getting old it made us restless hey. It was just like a movie. It was just like a song. When we were young Right.
A
Are you young, though?
B
That's.
A
I'm kidding. When we, when we. When we were young I already know that's where they're gonna end the episode.
B
When we were. Don't cut that off, please. When we were. Past tense.
A
When we was.
B
When we was young.
A
Bye. Bye, Peach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah, don't forget to follow Rate and like, you can follow me at BretmanRock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
Host: Bretman Rock | Guest: Ozzy Jaramillo (Producer/Videographer)
Date: February 12, 2026
In a special Valentine’s Day episode, Bretman Rock finally introduces the much-requested, formerly behind-the-scenes member of DaBaddest Radio: Ozzy, the podcast’s videographer and occasional producer. The episode unfolds as a playful “first date” between Bretman and Ozzy, laced with humor, candid insights into their dynamic, Ozzy’s background, love languages, and philosophies on relationships and life. Listeners get a rare, entertaining, and heartfelt look into the real people “behind the pod.”
Favorite Age: 28—“You’re not young anymore, but you’re still kind of living your life.” (50:29–51:38)
Personality Type: Ambivert, leans introvert unless needed.
Hobbies: Video games (100 Thieves fan), trying new foods/restaurants, especially Japanese and Korean cuisine.
Pet Peeve: Baby voices, especially when people use it in adult interactions.
Hot Take: “You don’t have to have everything figured out at a certain age… just enjoy life.” (63:17–63:36)
This episode is a perfect entry point: you get both Bretman’s signature flair and rare access to “DaBaddest” family dynamics, including Ozzy’s personal side. The “first date” conceit brings out new, humanizing stories and provides thoughtful, sometimes hilarious reflections on modern relationships and friendship.
A Valentine’s Day episode that radiates honest, wholesome friendship vibes laced with vulnerability, poetry, recommendations, thoughtful advice, and one hell of a live send-off.
“Do you have any final words?”
“No, I don’t.”
—Ozzy, the baddest secret admirer, now revealed. (66:23)