It's Giving Imposters

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – Episode: "It's Giving Imposters"

Host: Bretman Rock (with guests Ms. K and Nikki B)
Date: December 11, 2025

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Episode Overview

"It’s Giving Imposters" is a lively, candid, and often hilarious episode where Bretman Rock and his close friends, Ms. K and Nikki B, deep-dive into self-care, friendship dynamics, travel stories, and their takes on “hoe era” and hookup culture. With face masks on and hot chocolate in hand, the group leans into their signature vibe: playful, brutally honest, and supportive—even when poking fun at each other. The episode is capped off with a competitive game of “Impostor,” serving up more laughs and quick-witted banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene: Self-Care Night In (00:24 – 01:52)

• The episode starts in true DaBaddest style: face masks on, no makeup, impromptu, and cozy.
• The crew decides to embrace self-care for the December kickoff and skip glam, setting a relaxed and intimate tone.

2. Addressing "The Elephant in the Room": Friendship Communication and Drama (01:52 – 06:12)

• Apologies & Group Dynamics: Bretman and Ms. K address a previous miscommunication that sparked drama among fans but was handled and resolved among themselves long ago.
  • "If you felt like I was very dismissive of your feelings, I'm so sorry." – Bretman (03:53)
  • Both stress that disagreements are a normal aspect of family/friend relationships and that their style of banter can seem more dramatic than it is.
  • Ms. K reiterates she never took offense and that fans’ reactions sometimes blow things out of proportion.

3. Travel Tales and Self-Reflection (09:11 – 18:00)

• New York Anticipation: The group talks about their coming trip to New York and memories from past pivotal trips, including the infamous “Versailles trip.”
• Miscommunications on the Road: Ms. K recounts believing she was on vacation during a Europe trip, only to discover conflicting expectations about her role, highlighting the importance of clear communication.
  • "I thought I was here for fun...I didn't think I was working." – Ms. K (13:51)
• Lesson on Boundaries and Checking In: It’s revealed that even among friends and family, talking openly about roles, expectations, and boundaries is necessary for harmony.

4. City Stories: Hookups, Surprises, and Surviving the Road (20:04 – 33:00)

• Tour Life Antics: Each friend shares their most memorable experience from Bretman’s early city tours—ranging from hotel mishaps in San Francisco (encountering prostitutes, getting stuck in an elevator) to wild hookups (Uber drivers and joint-smoking cuties).
• Anecdotes:
  • Ms. K hilariously narrates hooking up with her Uber driver in Detroit.
  • The group recalls getting stuck in an overcapacity elevator before a party and how Nikki silently endured her claustrophobia (25:00 – 25:36).
  • Bretman shares a story about a “straight boy” at a college party and how a harmless joint led to an unexpected make-out (and more).

5. Unfiltered Chat on Hoe Era & Hookup Culture (33:04 – 37:41)

• The trio unpacks their personal “hoe era” stories, opening up about the highs and, especially, the lows—like first hookups and STD test scares.
  • Ms. K shares her cautionary tale of a hookup gone wrong: "I really got scarred...two weeks later, I get a call, and he goes, I just tested positive for chlamydia." (33:37)
• All agree: emotional connection is increasingly important as they mature.
• Candid advice is given: always get tested, know your status, and insist on enthusiastic consent.
  • "Consent and know your status. And girl, have fun." – Bretman (37:42)

6. Self-Care Routines and Wellness Tips (38:09 – 41:44)

• Nikki B: Shopping and solo trips to the beach as essential me-time and grounding activities.
• Ms. K: Driving alone, days at the beach, napping, and listening to one’s body as forms of self-preservation.
• Bretman: Emphasizes sleep as the top form of self-care and the privilege it becomes with increased adulthood responsibilities.
  • "The most important self-care you could do is sleep...getting all eight hours is truly a privilege." – Bretman (41:48)

7. Imposter Game Segment (41:51 – 56:30)

• The group plays a game of 'Impostor,' taking turns guessing a secret word based on clues, leading to contagious laughter, running jokes, and banter about Hawaiian local references, jobs, and favorite snacks.
  • Notable moment: Extensive back-and-forth as they try to catch the imposter—Bretman’s quick deflection and Nikki’s exasperation (45:56–46:28).
  • The segment showcases their competitive side and tight-knit dynamic.

8. Product Recommendations of the Week (56:37 – 57:44)

• Bretman: Bosche and Lomb Lumify eye drops.
• Ms. K: Her favorite clear face mask.
• Nikki B: A lip balm from Korea gifted by Brett (plus a scalp spray as a bonus mention).

9. Closing and Where to Find the Crew (58:44–59:44)

• Shoutouts to Nikki B’s Sea Breeze Collective jewelry, Ms. K’s IG (minskaye), and, of course, all things Bretman Rock.
• "We love you guys and we'll see you next Thursday." – Bretman

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On family candor:
  "In our family, it's like when things get, like, miscommunicated, yes, we butt head...but at the end of the day, we, like, literally talk to each other like nothing." – Ms. K (05:42)

• On “hoe era” culture:
  "You gotta fuck me in the brain." – Bretman (35:44)
  "We all deserve to nut that part. Yes. Nut for everybody." – Bretman (36:00)

• On boundaries and health:
  "Please, please be safe...get tested, know your status." – Bretman (37:06)

• On self-care evolution:
  "Self care is so much more than that. I think the most important self care you could do is sleep." – Bretman (41:41)

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Key Timestamps

• 00:24: Self-care face mask night & episode kickoff
• 01:52: Apology and friendship communication segment
• 09:11: Upcoming New York trip & travel nostalgia
• 13:51: The infamous miscommunicated Europe trip
• 20:04: Tour stories and city hookups
• 25:00: Stuck in an elevator at a pre-party
• 33:04: Honest conversation about “hoe era” & sexual health
• 37:42: Consent and safe sex
• 38:09: Discussion on self-care routines
• 41:51 – 56:30: Impostor game and running inside jokes
• 56:37: Products of the week
• 58:44: Plugs for personal socials and businesses
• 59:44: Sign-off

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Episode Vibe & Tone

Consistently light, hilarious, and unfiltered, the episode feels like hanging out with your loudest, most loving friend group. Bretman and crew toggle effortlessly between intimate storytelling, brutal honesty, and playful competition, all while driving home messages of self-love, healthy boundaries, and prioritizing your own well-being.

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This summary covers the entire content of "It’s Giving Imposters," capturing all major themes, hilarious asides, and memorable lines—perfect for anyone who missed it or wants the highlights in one place.

Transcript

[A]

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello.

[B]

Hello, everybody.

[A]

It is Thursday yet again.

[B]

Not just any Thursday. It's December.

[A]

Yes, it's the first Thursday of December. Is it when this video comes out? And by the time this video comes out, Ms. K and I will be packing for New York.

[B]

Stop. That was my tea.

[A]

We'll get there in a bit. But let's get into the episode. Let's address a couple elephants real quick. Yes, we do have face mask on. Because this is a very last minute episode. I had asked Ms. K to come this morning.

[B]

Yes, this morning.

[A]

I asked Nikki to come this noon.

[C]

Yeah, at noon.

[A]

And they both pulled up with no makeup. I went downstairs, I had no makeup on. And we were like. Well, I was like, if we put on makeup now, we're not gonna start filming until 10.

[B]

10. Yeah.

[A]

So.

[C]

And take our time.

[A]

Yeah. And Ozzy's here today. Us3 is here today. So you already know this will be a quick episode because we have to hand Ozzy's again.

[B]

Say hi, Ozzy.

[A]

Say hi, Ozzy.

[B]

This is what Ozzy sounds like before losing. Yeah, that's great.

[A]

Before he loses. I can't even make promises I'm going to win today. So we'll make you win one. That's crazy.

[B]

Don't make promises anymore.

[A]

And we all have our face mask on today because we just. I was like, let's not put on makeup. Like, let's make this the self care episode period. And yeah, we're gonna talk all self care this first of December. And yeah, cue the intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Brettman. Girl, you already know who it is.

And we're back. Okay, let's. Let's really address the biggest elephant in the room. I feel like we owe Ms. K.

[B]

An apology, you guys. I'm already over this story.

But yes, I guess we have to address it.

[A]

Girl, when I motherfucking tell y', all, whatever we talk about on the podcast, it's usually things that we are already over. Ms. K and I, we're not that dramatic. You know what I mean? And in the video, I was really dramatic and it comes across very dismissive of how she felt.

[B]

But it's how we talk. It's literally. That's how we talk outside of the camera. Literally.

[A]

Girl, I'm. I hold back for when Nikki's here. Girl, you guys should really see how me and Nikki talk to each other.

You guys do not want. Because if y' all were that honestly, it was a little too much like I was called so many Fucking things. Like, mean, egotistical. Like, I'm literally like, girl, I get it. And I'm a Leo. And, like, girl, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not mean. I'm not gonna tell you I'm not a bitch. I'm not gonna tell you I'm. I don't have an ego. But in that story in particular, girl, if you guys couldn't read between the.

[C]

Lines, guys, it wasn't our fault.

[A]

It was Nikki.

[C]

It was everyone's. It was everyone's fault.

[B]

It's Danette's fault.

[A]

It was Jeanette's fault. Because if Jeanette's text went through, Ms. K would not have felt the way that she did.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[A]

But you guys.

[B]

You guys, prior to that day, I was already over it. That night.

[A]

Ms. K was over it the day of.

[B]

Yes, I. I vented to my sister. I vented to Kat. I was like, this is what happened. I'm over it.

[A]

And. And was. And literally, you were over my house the next day.

[B]

Like, I was chilling. Like, nothing happened. But, no, don't take that seriously.

[A]

If you felt like I was very dismissive of your feelings, I'm so sorry. Obvious.

[B]

Also, Also, thank you for the apology. But also, I have to tell you guys this. They apologized to me that day. As soon as, like, we had, like, the miscommunication, they texted me, like, oh, I'm so sorry. Like, we didn't really.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So.

[A]

Because neglect is crazy. I'm like, Ms. K wasn't even saying all that, but people are like, you neglected her. I'm like, you guys, yeah, it's because.

[B]

They didn't want me there.

[A]

She was home.

[B]

They didn't want me there. I get it.

[A]

Yeah. Don't be saying all that, because they're gon like, oh, y' all didn't want me. Girl, It's. It was serious. At the moment, we apologize to Ms. K. And now that it's not that serious, we wanted to talk about it. And, like, I understand, and I've seen the video. Like, I get why I came off very dismissive. But, girl, but I never really. Just how we talk.

[B]

Like, if anything, since I was the person that you guys felt, like, I never felt like he was being rude to me. Like, I never, never, never felt any feelings about, like, when that whole conversation was happening, I was like, I don't.

[A]

Think they were, like, even paying attention at all to how we would laugh in between each.

[B]

But, girl, yes, please stop. Because that's all I've been hearing from.

[A]

Brett.

No, literally, I didn't see the. I don't really read the comment section, but last night it went through on my feed the tick tock. And people were like, I couldn't even finish the video. Girl.

[B]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[A]

It's fine. No keeper. It's because I know where I stand. I know I'm not a me person. I know I'm a. And I know where you guys.

[B]

In our family, it's like when things get, like, miscommunicated, yes, we butt head. Like, yes, we yell at each other, but at the end of the day, we, like, literally talk to each other like, nothing.

[A]

And we're family. Like, girl, it's One thing if Ms. K is my friend.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But this bitch is literally my cousin. Like, girl, yes, we've talked.

[B]

We didn't talk for a whole year once.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We get, like, we get over it. Very.

[A]

Like, anyways, we didn't even really address the bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger elephant in the room. And it's Ms. Nikki.

[B]

I was like, wait, what? What do you mean?

[A]

We literally introduced Ozzy to the game. You guys. I know you guys are hearing a third voice, and when we forget to introduce, I'm so sorry, but we got Ms. Nikki B. In the house today.

[B]

If you were hearing other voices, that was Nikki.

[A]

Yeah, it's me, Nikki B. Would you guys like to say what face mask you guys got on just in case? Because I already know they're gonna ask.

[B]

I have the one that turns into, like, a clear skin.

[A]

Yes. She has the face shop one.

[B]

Oh, the face shop. Yes.

[A]

The home aesthetic aesthetic.

[C]

I did the vitamin C one, so it's, like, really good for, like, glow.

[A]

And I just have, like, my medicube or medi peel night collagen wrapping mask on. I might not even look like I have a mask on on camera. I might just look shiny. But I do. And this was the. And before you say I made them do a sheet mask. They sold you sheet mask. Don't try it.

[B]

We did choose that because I already.

[A]

Know they're gonna be like, oh, my gosh, Brett is such a bully. Making the two girls cover their. Cover their faces while he does a clear mask. They chose.

[C]

We did.

[B]

Anyway, for everything.

[C]

I'm gonna start bullying you.

[B]

Literally.

[A]

Literally.

[B]

Like, girl.

[A]

Okay. Ms. Kate, should we try these drinks?

[B]

Yes. Okay, so this is gonna be my drinks I made for you guys. Since it is, what, 9 o', clock, 8 o' clock at night? I made you guys a little hot chocolate. But not just any of the hot chocolate, it's dark chocolate with peppermint and a little vanilla on top.

[A]

Okay. Ms. K, I don't know if you've been watching my story, but I am in my latte art.

[B]

I know I've been seeing.

[A]

Do you know how to make a heart on your latte?

[B]

Yes, I do. And I know how to make a tree.

[C]

What kind of tree?

[B]

You know, the little squiggly lines. And then you like.

[A]

You have to stay back and teach me.

[B]

Okay.

You need to get the. Great. All right. Consistency of milk.

[A]

Oh, okay. I feel like a little elf working in the Santa sh.

[B]

Do you guys see cement? I don't know if I put enough.

[A]

No, I taste a little bit like the. The thought of it. I taste the thought that you put.

[B]

I should have add more because I only put like four pumps.

[A]

I taste the thought. You were like, I should put a mint in here. I taste that. No.

[B]

And I did ask you for. What is that called?

[A]

Candy canes. We don't got candy.

[C]

I was gonna put it on top.

[B]

So it's like melting on it.

[A]

We don't. I feel like if I look really hard, I might be able to find candy canes.

[C]

But I just. But it's really good.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I'm hoping you guys enjoy it. Oh, and my tea of the week was supposed to be that. We're going to New York.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And guess what I'm gonna go do for like one of like, you know, like a little quick buy. I want to go see the Rockefeller tree.

[A]

Oh, we have. Oh, we're gonna see it period.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Because I've never seen it and I wanted to see it.

[A]

Oh my gosh. It's so beautiful. It's huge.

[B]

I mean, I can't wait.

[A]

Big, big trees. But that one, I. I think. Cuz one is a real big tree. Because a lot of the ones here that are big, they're fake trees. Yes. And that's.

[B]

And also we have like different trees. We call it like the Hawaiian tree.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know the one with the like branches.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It looks like the pine. Yeah. Like a pine tree. Like the Charlie tree.

[A]

I know what you're talking about. I don't know what it is.

[B]

Like, we have a farm too, in North Shore.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's kind of like very sparse though. Like, it's very spaced out. Yeah. Yeah. Very branchy.

[B]

Like, what is that? Charlie Brown tree.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what it would be called. Yeah. The Charlie Brown. Yeah, me.

[B]

But yeah.

[A]

What are you most excited for? And Wait, hold on. Besides the Rockefeller, when was the last time we were even in New York?

[B]

Last time I was in New York, we literally, I think.

[A]

Was it the trip.

[B]

Was that the trip. The trip when we stopped over and then we went to Sweden?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. No, no, we did not go to Sweden. We went to Paris after.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it was that. It was the trip when everything unfolded.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

That was a very.

[B]

The Versailles trip.

[A]

The Versailles trip.

[B]

Yeah, that was the last one.

[A]

Okay, well, that was a really pivotal. Let's just say that trip was a very pivotal trip for my career. It is.

[B]

It was the Versailles trip. The park trip.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If, you know. You know.

[A]

But low key. Why was that a good trip? If you. If you delete all the memories of.

[B]

Other than that.

[A]

That.

[B]

Yes, it was like.

[A]

It was such a good trip. Like, us in Versailles was such a vibe.

[B]

Walking around at night.

[A]

That was the first time. Because that was probably the second time we went to Europe together. Yeah. But that was the first time Ms. K and I looked at each other and was like, we're glad we're here.

[B]

Yes. And also that was the time when, like, Brett wasn't busy because you were doing every show and we were there for the Jack.

[A]

Yeah, the first one. Yeah, for. I think for both. You were there for Jack Moose. But the first one, I was very, like, like, show, show, show, show, show. Yes.

[B]

Like, you were like, in and out, in and out.

[C]

And.

[A]

Yeah. And speaking of communication, there was some bad communication in that I am not the one.

[B]

I am not the one. And it wasn't me either.

[A]

Girl, they're gonna think it was me.

[B]

Okay, wait, let me give you a backstory. So that trip.

[A]

Okay, wait, we can't talk about it.

[B]

Oh, no, I wasn't gonna say him.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I was gonna say the miscommunication part.

[A]

What's happening with somebody on the team.

[B]

Yes, somebody on the team.

So somebody on the team had communicated with me prior to going that it was for a fun trip. Like. Like, it was me, because I think it was like my me.

[A]

You truly was just a plus one.

[B]

Yes. It was like me leave. It was like, that was the last trip with me working for Brett kind of thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, it was like my final goodbye. And then Brett was like, since I promised you a Europe trip, you're gonna come with us. And so we went. We went to Sweden. And then that's when I was, like, in my vacation mood because I was like, wow, I'm really out here doing nothing. You know, like, I'M just like, I just got tagged along. And then I noticed, like, little things were, like, things would happen, start happening, and then they would ask me questions and I'll be so confused because I was like, girl, I'm like, not clocked in.

[A]

Yeah. And this person didn't communicate with me that miss. That she told miss K that she was just here for vacation. So I would ask Ms. K for help for things, which you never mind.

[B]

I know. I don't mind at all. It just like.

[A]

But that person started asking you for things, which I know you would mind because you don't work for her.

[B]

And that was when I was like, getting like, running stuff for you and then stuff I don't mind at all, you guys. Every time I go with Brett, I try to make his life the most easiest as possible because he's. He already has like a such a busy schedule. So if I can, like, try to help him a little bit, I will. And so.

[A]

And it wasn't like, big task, by the way.

[B]

I was like, it was like, can.

[A]

You please get me this Mason Pearson brush?

[B]

Yes. Getting. Getting a brush. Getting the hair. Remember my little, like, it was like fun, like, little outing tasks. And so I had to get your clothes. And I was like, why am I doing that? And I had to walk. And it was like a 30 minute walk. And I was like, shopping. And I was like, why am I doing that? And then she goes, well, isn't that what you're here for? And I was like, excuse me, what do you mean?

[A]

You said I was here for vacation?

[B]

I thought I was here for fun. I'm like, I didn't thought I was working because.

I noticed Brett was getting annoyed at this point because, like, things were like, getting miscommunicated. And like, he needs things. And I. I'm over here, like, leaving my phone on the side so I wasn't like, accessible, you know?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So it was like, it's.

[A]

Girl, you had your own schedule you wanted to do.

[B]

Yes, I wanted to go to the Louvre. I wanted to go. To do this because I thought I was free, you know? And then I had to fill up stuff. And then it started going with like, the whole, like, you thought. I thought he told me that this was a vacation.

[A]

And he said she said.

[B]

He said, she said this and that and this and that. And I literally sat down with Brett and I was like, brett, I thought this. I thought I was here for vacation. And he.

[A]

And I was literally like, wait.

And I was literally like, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? And then I started saying, sorry for asking you to do so many things, but also I was like, who told you that? And then.

[B]

And then we kind of got into it. But so, yeah, not her.

[A]

Not me and her. It was you and them.

[B]

But yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, that was that trip.

[A]

It was that trip.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That was a pivotal.

[B]

Because I felt so bad when I saw Brett, like, we were in Sweden. I felt so bad when Brett was like, like pulling his own luggage and he had like four luggage, and he goes, can somebody help me, please?

And I was like going from like the. What is that called? The. The museum. And I was like, out there, like, literally sightseeing, seeing everything. And I was like, you'll be fine.

[A]

And I was, I'm a strong girl.

[C]

And he went, she's an independent girl.

[A]

Yeah.

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[A]

Mean it.

What do you love about New York the most? House.

[B]

I just love how everyone is so different.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everyone is, like, minding their own business and everyone looks different.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's like you can, you know how, like, in a way is like, majority, like Polynesians.

[A]

So it's like Asians.

[B]

Yes, and Asians. And so, like, you know, probably there's.

[A]

A bit of everybody in New York. Yeah, I know.

[B]

Like, everyone's not gonna look the same. Everyone's not gonna look. Yeah, everyone's so cool.

[A]

Nikki B. Have you not been to New York yet?

[C]

I've never been on the east coast at all. At all. I think I've. I've been to a good amount of states, but I don't think I've ever ventured.

[A]

How far east have you gone? What's the farthest?

[C]

I think Texas. Or is it Colorado?

[B]

That's not even east. That's the west, girl. Southwest.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[C]

I've been to Colorado.

[A]

That's the farthest. Probably then. Yeah. Yeah. Ah.

[B]

Where's Colorado?

[C]

It's like central, right?

[A]

Yeah, it's like, kind of like right here.

[B]

Wait, since we're Talking about traveling. Can we talk about, like, the time, like, Brett had a. What is that called? He has his tour and he brought all of us.

[A]

Oh, my God.

Okay, so when I was 18 years old, you guys, if you guys don't go that far back into the Bretman lore of it all. I went on tour when I was 18 years old and I would visit different cities and for each time I flew out, because I would literally go to a city, come home for a week, and then go to another city. And I think I had like seven different trips at that time.

[B]

I was in the Chicago, in Detroit.

[C]

I was in Portland, Louisiana.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Seattle and San Francisco.

[A]

Yeah. And then I had Jazzy there, and then I had Laura, and then you.

[B]

Brought my sister as well.

[A]

So I would just take somebody new each trip. Those were so fun. What is the most. Okay, from your trip, what was the.

[B]

Most memorable girl from, like, your stuff? I think it was the Detroit. I hooked up with someone. Okay. My Uber driver. I hooked up with my Uber driver that night and he was from South America. South Africa.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, because.

[B]

Because I had my own plane because they booked their own separate. And I had to book my own.

[A]

You weren't there early, if anything. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Because you guys ended up getting delayed. Yeah, for like five hours.

[C]

So you said.

[B]

I said. No, I was.

[C]

Living hours, guys.

[B]

Okay, so from the hotel to the airport, it was like an hour long drive. It was a 10 o' clock drive. And like it was dark. Dark. And I was like so bored. And we started having conversation and then it turned left somewhere where he.

[A]

I don't know how you know where it turned left, Kara.

[B]

Oh, yes, I do. Because I.

I insisted it.

[C]

How did it go about.

[B]

So it was basically like.

[A]

I remember this story.

[B]

No, it was basically like kind of.

[A]

Like they were talking.

[B]

We were talking and he asked me a question and I was like, wait, are you single? And then he goes, I am single. And I was like, okay, cute. And then I was like, I've never been here before. And then we kind of started talking. And then I go, I've never met anyone from South Africa before. And then he goes, well, South African men are great. And then he goes, what makes them great? And then says a bunch of stuff. And then I go, can I see?

And then he pulled it out, showed me, and I was like, wow, you're.

[A]

Like, you can't help me. And you know it.

[C]

Clap your hands.

[B]

And then I was like, can I touch it? Yeah.

[C]

And then.

[A]

And then.

[B]

Yeah, history has made. And then babies Got lost.

[A]

Yeah, period.

[B]

Nikki, no. You need to tell them about your story of the lookout with the mountain.

[A]

I will.

[B]

The mountain.

[A]

After y'. All.

[C]

Okay. My favorite one was San Francisco. It was kind of ghetto. Your manager at the time booked us a. A hotel in the middle of nowhere. No, girl, it's so scary. There were.

[B]

There were prostitutes really outside, and they were us.

[A]

And it was us.

[C]

It was my first time seeing, like, hookers, like, on the corner. And I was like, oh, my gosh.

[A]

Really?

[C]

And, like, it was gated. It was, like, kind of very sketchy. It was in, like, Timberland or something like that. I was like, I am not staying here. I was like, yeah, please, can we go somewhere else? But also, remember when we were driving around San Francisco with your friend?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

We almost died.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

San Francisco. I didn't realize. It's very hilly. Like, everything. Everything is like a drive up. I had a friend that met us and like, she wanted to drive us around, take us around San Francisco.

[B]

Was that the elevator story?

[A]

No, that was my favorite part.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I was going, I'll tell that story. But she was driving us, and it was. I literally felt like my. I was losing my life. She was going the wrong way.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

We were like.

[A]

And if it was. If it was an uphill, she would go really slow, and if it was a downhill, she would gas that. I'm literally like. The whole time, I was literally like, I can't even enjoy what I'm.

[B]

Roller coaster.

[C]

No, it was crazier.

[A]

It was crazy.

My favorite parts from the trips that I both took. You. I'll start with Nikki. My favorite is when the Oregon part, actually. We had met with our track friend that went to the college there, and she invited us to a party. And we go to the party. We pre game at a dorm. At her dorm. And it was now time to head to the party. It was like a group of like 12 of us. Yeah, I believe, give or take. Give or take. 12 people in an elevator. And a tall guy was just like, guys, let's all jump on three.

[C]

No, there was more than 12. Guys. There was more than 12.

[A]

It was like we were over capacitated in that elevator.

You mean decapitated.

[C]

No, it was over capacity. That's what I meant.

[A]

Right. But somebody was like, let's all jump us. Me being a dumb jumps. So he goes, 1, 2, 3 jumps, girl. Elevator stuck.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

And for how long?

[A]

30 minutes, I think.

[C]

No, I think it was 15.

[A]

It was short, but to Nikki, it was it felt like hours.

[C]

I wanted to kill everyone.

[A]

Nikki. I've never seen Nikki so silent. Like, Nikki was, like.

[B]

Trying to fucking.

[C]

Like, I was trying to breathe.

[A]

We were also drunk doing breath work. So, like, we were all drunk. Like a pack of sardines in the fucking.

[B]

And you know what?

[C]

You know what had me when one of the fucking stupid ass drunk boys were like, guys, stop breathing. I can't breathe. You guys are sucking all the oxygen. Oh, my God. I was like, I'm gonna kill everyone. I'm gonna kill everyone. And we were only half an inch off the ground, literally.

[A]

When it worked again, it literally just went. We were already on the ground.

[C]

We were on the ground.

[B]

You know, like the ending of the elevator where it goes like this.

[A]

Yes, it was that.

[C]

We were already on the fucking ground. Someone opened it from the outside and we took a step out.

Oh, I was so mad. I was so mad.

[A]

I loved that because that was the most intimate thing me and Nikki has ever done.

[C]

No.

[A]

Yeah. My favorite one from Ms. K's trip. Wait, Kiefer, what was the mountain one?

[B]

You went to a party?

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

You went to a party. You.

[A]

Fine, fine.

[B]

You were like, wait, no, no. Can I. Can I say what happened first? So Brett was so tired because, you know, we got there and then you did a show right away, right? And then I was like, oh, my God, I'm so tired. I went to sleep, and then I. And then I woke up and then was getting ready, and I was like, where are you going? And he goes, my friend invited me to the hills. And I was like, the hill or the mountains?

[A]

Yeah, it was like, mountains in the. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know where it was, but it wasn't. I was like, you're gonna go to a mountain? I was like, are you gonna be okay? And he was like, yeah, I'm gonna be okay. And then I was like, okay, have fun. Came back. And then he goes, the mountain wasn't even a mountain. It was like a street called Mountain. Yeah, yeah. And then continue.

[A]

But it was. It was. It was in a hill. Not a mountain, though, for sure. So I was invited to another college party from a friend that was going to college there we were in.

[C]

Which one was that?

[B]

I think it was before Detroit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So Chicago. No, we were there for, like, a day before that.

[A]

It was either Chicago or Detroit. Yeah, well, one of those. Whichever one has a mountain street. I went to a house party there, and it was a college party. A lot of the girls knew me because at the time, I Was already kind of like Bretman rock. And I seen this boy, he was really cute, but I just, I. I could tell he was straight. So I was really like, not trying to do too much. But I see him rolling a little a jointy joint.

[B]

Joint, yeah.

[A]

And I go sit next to him and I was like, oh, are you, Are you gonna smoke? And he was like, yeah, I'm just like rolling it real quick. Like you can we. You want to smoke? Yeah. And then I was like, yeah. And then I thought we were going to smoke literally there because everybody around was smoking, but they were smoking cigarettes and drinking and like there was weed too. So I really thought we were just going to smoke in the house. Girl. He goes, oh, we have to smoke this outside. Like, I don't want anyone to get mad or I don't want to share it. And I was literally like, okay. But at the time, literally, I still, it didn't still click to me that.

[B]

Like, he was into you.

[A]

He was into me at all. Because Loki. I was cute that night too, but I just, I just, he was just giving straight boy energy. So I was literally like, girl wasn't.

[B]

Here in the relationship.

[A]

No, I thought, I thought he was with.

[B]

Because your friend was like, I think he's in a relationship.

[A]

Yeah, with the girl. But they're not. They're not, they're not. Because he was there with her, but they weren't together. I think she was with somebody else actually. I think she was actually, even actually gay herself. So he was giving two gay best friends. But anyways, we're now in the parking lot.

[B]

I really.

[A]

Okay. And still. We're still in the parking lot. And still. I did not think this bitch was like trying to hook up until he's like, okay, let's get in my car. And I was like, okay, this is a little bit of an intimate setting.

[B]

Like, yeah, just me and you at a joint.

[A]

So we started like hot box. Just me, you, and the joint. Like, literally, you don't. I don't even know your name yet. Like, exactly. That's how much we got to know each other. Because I literally just watched him roll the joint. He was like, we gotta smoke this.

[B]

Outside because I would never share my joint with a stranger.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

And then, and then, so. Oh my God, this was so long ago.

[C]

So.

[A]

But we, we hot boxed. And then we were just talking about like high conversations and we start like, he starts laughing a little way too much. And then I was like, wait, I think this boy is like actually feeling me because why is he laughing at something I didn't. That wasn't even a fucking joke. Or maybe we're just high. It wasn't literally until he grabbed my neck. And you know how I don't like my neck being grabbed?

[B]

Or like, or like this?

[A]

No, no, from the back.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

And I. And I like flinch, like, because, you know, I hate.

I hate my neck being touched. And then so I tell him, like, I don't like my neck being touched and was like, do you. So what do you do when people kiss it? And I'm like. I was literally like, nothing.

I was literally like, oh, like neck kisses. Like, that's fine.

[C]

Like he said, just don't.

[A]

It's just. Just literally. You guys, I think I might have already talked about this, but I hate getting my. The back of my neck touched.

[C]

There's a reason why.

[A]

Especially even, like, cuddling. Like, I hate breathing on it. I do not breathe on the back. Like, especially when I laugh really loud. Like, you guys would might see me like, go like this because I even my hair touching my neck, like, makes me like. Anyways, so he goes, how about neck kisses? And then he starts kissing my neck. And then next thing you know, I had a dick in my mouth.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

It's not even back in the car. Girl, neck equals four.

[A]

Literally, girl. And that boy. Oh, my gosh. She was so.

[B]

Oh, yes. And then everyone knew. I think everyone knew.

[A]

Oh, and when we walked back in, everybody knew, including my friend. Yeah, like, girl, you literally smell like dick. And I'm literally like, it's a joint.

It was a joint. And the whole night, like, we couldn't even act like we were normal because, like, every time we would just keep making eye contact and like, everybody would be like. And I think we like, low key match too. I was like, period. But I think he was like, not out in the.

[B]

Oh, it was.

[A]

I think he's out now, though. I'm pretty sure he's out now, but I don't him.

[B]

And then you came home and I was like, how was it? Straight to the shower?

[A]

No, I was like.

How was it? And I was like, I'm just trying to match your energy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm like, you're not the only girl.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Because that was after Detroit. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's so fun.

[A]

And that was probably like my last hookup ever too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so sad.

[B]

And then you went to your relationship.

[A]

No, no, not right away. Yeah, but that's for the next episode.

[B]

I love the Self care.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

See, if the duty calls the duty.

[A]

You got to self care sometimes. Literally. Especially if you're young. Like, how do you guys feel? Let's talk about hoe era or being or hookup kosher real quick.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. Can I just be honest? Okay. I really got. If we want to talk about, like, like, that thing. I really got scarred the very first time I did it because I've hooked up. I hooked up. I hooked up with a military guy from Hawaii. And then I was like, what? Coming off high school, I was 18, and he was like, in his mid-20s, late 20s.

[A]

Oh, period.

[B]

Hooked up with him. And then two weeks later, I get a call, and he goes, I just tested positive for chlamydia. And I was like, you fucking got me fudged up. This is my first time hooking up with someone, and you're telling me that. And so I literally was, like, yelling at him. I was like, you got to get me to the doctor because I didn't want to pay for it. I don't know how expensive that is. Yeah, you get the shots and everything.

[A]

For sure.

[B]

And I took my blood test. I went to go take the pill. The pill was so big. And it turned out I didn't get it. So thank God, because that's gross if.

[A]

You got it, like, after.

[B]

Exactly. That's why I was like. I was like, that's disgusting. And ever since that day, I never hooked up with anyone that at least I knew their status. Time or knew their status.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, that's why I'm like, all my friends are always like, oh, you never. Why is that? You never hook up with anybody. It's like, because that story. I never tell that story. But that scarred me from, like, wanting to just hook up with anyone in, like, the first place. And also, it's like, it's real as. Yeah, it is real, guys. And it's so scary knowing that you not. You don't even have it, you know, or you have it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I didn't know that he had it, period.

[A]

Well, everybody knows my first time.

[B]

Yes. Oh, the Disneyland.

[A]

Disneyland girl.

[B]

But, yeah. But now every time I hook up with someone, I'm always like, what's your status? And then the first day, they don't get none. The second day, I'm like, okay, we can do stuff.

[A]

Yeah, period, girl. I feel like when I turned 21, it's so weird that, like, my whole era was only, like, from 18 to 21, but it was. I was.

[B]

I would say that was your fun day.

[A]

It was the time to be a hoe. Like, why not like an experiment. But after I got in my first relationship, I really cannot. I could not hook up with people that I'm emotionally not attached, attached to or invested in. Like, even now I have the same kind of rule as you where it's.

[C]

Like the first time, never first time.

[A]

I don't do.

[B]

No, you have to stimulate my mind first. Before you.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta fuck me in the brain.

[C]

Also have standards, guys. Like, do not give yourself out too easily.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Unless they're super cute and attractive and you never think you're gonna hook up with them again.

[A]

Yeah. Literally, very much.

[C]

Yeah, that part.

[B]

Yes. If you're like, oh my God, like.

[A]

We all deserve to nut that part. Yes. Nut for everybody.

[B]

My favorite is macadamia nut. Polynesians.

She's like the coconut.

[A]

Oh, she loves the coconut.

[B]

I like my pecans.

[A]

I like my demure nuts. Like, like a little cashew.

[B]

Inside still.

[A]

Yeah. You know. Exactly.

[B]

She likes the first class warm nuts.

[A]

Warm. It has literally. Wait, let's start. Wait. Did you have any sentiments when it comes to whole era hookup culture?

[C]

No, not really.

[B]

Yeah, I feel like she's like, I'm still on it.

I feel like still in it since 18th, 2018.

[A]

Wait, also, you guys, I know we're laughing a lot and we're joking a lot, but please, please be safe.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Get tested. Know your status.

[C]

Don't be afraid to ask them too.

[A]

And don't ever forget to ask for consent both ways. And enthusiastic consent is consent.

[B]

What is enthusiastic?

[A]

Like you have to be enthusiastic about it because sometimes.

[C]

Stop it.

[B]

No, I don't want to.

[A]

That girl. That's not enthusiastic at all. It's like, yes. Because sometimes people will say yes because they feel pressured.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Ah.

[B]

Because it's like the. The part is like kind of peer pressuring you to do it.

[A]

Yeah. So.

[B]

Yes, that makes sense.

[A]

Consent and know your status. And girl, have fun.

[B]

Yeah. And if you don't want to face consequence. Shut up.

[A]

Yeah.

Well, we're talking about self care. What are your favorite types of things to do for self care?

[B]

I like to.

[A]

Let's start with Nikki because. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Go Nikki. Go Nikki.

[C]

Thank you. I love shopping.

That's my weakness. That's also like my me time. I don't have a problem with going to the mall by myself.

[A]

Guys like, I, you know, I do girl, period.

[C]

Bre will always call me, be like, meet me somewhere.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But I love just like taking my time and Just like looking at everything and also just like my self care is going to the beach by myself too. Touch some grass guys. Go see some nature. Go listen to the ocean. Play in a park with a blanket. I don't know, like just be in tune with nature.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Just to keep yourself grounded. So yeah, I Love all that.

[B]

Ms. Nikki B. Wow, that's amazing.

[A]

Makayla, what are your favorite?

[B]

My self care is my piece. I like to just drive around by myself.

[A]

Did you see the comment that clocked you a little bit when, when you were like I've been on the other side of the island a lot lately and somebody was like, you know what that means?

[B]

Oh stop.

[C]

Why are we on that side?

[B]

Is it because the marine base is over there?

[A]

Right. Because why didn't why are we on that side so much?

[B]

Ms. K. I like that side because that side is more greener than this side.

[A]

True.

[C]

It's greener on the other side. Yeah.

[A]

If you look the grass is always.

[B]

Greener on the other side because they have a forest there. All the trees are out. Girl. Over here it's like brown grass pass. I'm sorry but it is. She said windward side like the mountains girl. That's rock mountain over there. Tree mountain.

[A]

Yes. I like to go okay, on the west side then.

[B]

You guys have the best like we're the best side. The best side.

[A]

This really said you guys have. Girl, you're a west side girl.

[B]

I am a. I'm a central girl.

[A]

Girl, girl.

[B]

Bye. She's a central.

[A]

She said you guys like she didn't grow up in ever beach.

[B]

But no, I like to just drive around. I also like going to the beach by myself if I want to and just sit there and literally just put my feet inside the sand and lay down.

[A]

You're a beach bunny.

[B]

Yeah. And I also love to just sleep.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'll be taking my naps a lot and I need my naps because I listen to your body.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Your body will tell you things and you don't even know that they're telling you it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Effy, when I think of self care I feel like I off like people always think of like doing your face mask, taking a bath but I think self care is so much more than that. I think there's the most important self care you could do is sleep. Like it's really such a privilege like sleeping and getting the all eight of your hours just is truly such a privilege because me as an adult now, I literally like celebrate if I could even get like six Hours in my day because, like, my. Either my body alarm just wakes up after six hours or just my body doesn't want to sleep for more than seven. Five. Like six. Seven hours since six. Seven. Sorry.

But literally, like, I. I love my Garmin watch because like, every day I'm like, ah, seven hours. Today, like.

I'm talking in it.

[B]

Did you see that joke? He's like, six, seven, eight, nine.

[A]

Girl, don't start.

Don't start. Wait, should we play the imposter game?

[B]

No.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Oh, we can.

[C]

What's that?

[A]

Where we're like, given a word.

[B]

A word. And then there's one of us gets a word.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And then one is an imposter. And then we take all. Take turns saying a word that describe the word without giving out the word. And the imposter either has to, like, guess what the word is or we have.

[A]

We have to guess who the imposter is.

[B]

Okay, do you want to play one round?

[A]

Do you want to play one?

[C]

Yeah, let's try it.

[B]

Mr. Ozzy, can you send us a text message?

[C]

Guys, we like playing games, if you haven't noticed.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We love challenging the mind.

[B]

Yes. We love to, like, compete against each other because honestly, it's, it's, it's.

[C]

We're really competitive.

[B]

Yes. And I like competing with competitive people because they take things seriously. These two have been competing for the whole entire life together.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And I love it together. They take it seriously.

[A]

Well, honestly, it's because they made it our personality to make it. All right, you guys, for the last bit of the episode, we are gonna play the imposter game. If you guys don't know the imposter game, it is basically where, well, there's three of us playing today. One of us will be an imposter, and then two of us will know the word. One person or the whole group will get a hint of what the word is. And it'll be a broad hint. And we basically have to see who the imposter is.

[B]

We have to guess who the imposter is or the imposter has to guess the word. And if you get the word or if the imposter gets the word by the end in the third round, we're going to say, okay, if you're the imposter, say the word. If you're the imposter, say the word. And if you don't know the word, just stay quiet. Or if not. Sure, just stay quiet. And that's when we vote who the imposter is. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Sorry, the hint is person. I have my microphone off. Chicken.

[C]

Brown.

[B]

International.

[C]

Oh, period.

[A]

Okay.

Way, way, way. W a y. Way, Way, way.

[B]

Way.

[A]

Let me do a different one.

[B]

No, you can just. You can stay. Say it. Way.

[C]

Wait, I'm trying to remember.

[A]

Chicken.

[C]

You said international.

[A]

Yeah. Whoever the other non imposter is, make it as broad as possible because I feel like I know who the imposter is.

[C]

Wait, broad as possible?

[A]

Yes. Don't go too close. They will get it or. I think I know who it is.

[C]

Volcano.

[B]

Volcano.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

You'Re the imposter.

[A]

I know who it is.

[B]

Makaha.

[A]

Okay. Okay, wait, that makes sense too.

Yes, it does. Nikki. It does.

[B]

Nikki.

[A]

Okay, do we. Do we think.

[B]

Is this the last round? We have to go one more.

[A]

Oh, one more round. Okay, we might need this one round because I don't know. Now.

Let's do hook.

[C]

Hook. Let's do. Let's do green rock.

[B]

Green rock.

[A]

Not to be confused with green world.

[B]

Green rock.

[A]

Okay. Kiefer. Go.

[B]

Filipino. Okay, what was your words, all three? What was it again?

[A]

My words was way, way, chicken.

[B]

Chicken.

[C]

Mines was brown, green rock, and volcano. Volcano.

[B]

Okay. And mine's was international, Makaha and Filipino.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What was yours?

[A]

No, it doesn't even matter. It don't matter. You're the imposter.

[B]

I feel like Brett is the imposter.

[C]

No.

[A]

Okay, well, would the imposter like to say the word, or should we just vote Bratman?

[B]

Is that the word? No, but I'm not the imposter.

[A]

No, you are.

[B]

Yes, you are.

Wow.

Make way. Make way. Wow.

[A]

Wait. Ozzy. For the imposter. You just put imposter.

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. That's why I was, like, so confused. I was like, huh?

[A]

But it's okay.

[B]

It's okay. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You still got it. We still got it. All right, next word.

[B]

And then the category is the. The.

[A]

The hint. Oh, that was a good one.

[C]

I was like. Yeah, I know what you were saying.

[A]

You got it from the first word, right? Yeah, because you. Me too. I was like, that's my girl. Away. No, no way.

[B]

I get it. You know, I was thinking about that. That's why I was like, the way. Because he was like. He wanted to be in. He. In Moana.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it made sense to me in my head.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I thought the Green Rock would have, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was like, yeah.

[C]

I was like, international.

[B]

The sailing.

You can have Nikki.

[C]

Go. Jobs, salary.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That is so broad. Right? Union. Ooh, that. That, that.

[A]

Jesus.

Jesus.

[C]

Okay, go.

[A]

I didn't Question your words.

Do you get mines? Right?

[B]

Oh, I get it. I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

Okay. Sorry.

[A]

I don't know about you.

[C]

Labor.

[B]

Labor. Mines would have to be man child.

[A]

Right, Right. Because I was gonna say that. Let's do. Let's do vacuum and then vacuum.

[C]

I don't know what you guys are talking of. My own.

[A]

You didn't even wanna go.

[C]

No, I'm lost. You said Jesus. Jesus. You said man child. Is this baby boss?

[A]

No.

[B]

Do you give up?

[C]

Yeah, I do.

[B]

It's carpenter.

[A]

Carpenter. Because Jesus was a carpenter.

[B]

And Sabrina Carpenter created a spot. Man child.

[C]

I hate you guys.

[B]

Salary.

[A]

Okay, wait. One more word. We have to do one more.

[B]

I love this game. It's so fun.

[A]

I was like, we'll give you the hearts back.

[C]

You guys.

Are making it hard.

[B]

Oh, there's an app for this too, you know.

[A]

Oh, okay. We can play it on time. Girl, we can't play that on a fucking podcast.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because it's audio.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Like, okay, guys, I'm winning right now. I'm winning.

[C]

Heads up, heads up.

[A]

We would have to narrate everything. All right, I am putting Nikki's hand down. Guys, guess who.

[C]

Imagine if it's, like, the animal.

[B]

The card game animal?

[C]

No, like the. The category animal. Like the. You know, the heads up. The animal.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

That was hard.

[B]

I had. I got a question the other day. If you were an animal, what sound would you make?

[A]

Wow. That would be me.

[C]

Oh, hell, no.

[B]

Do you know what that reminds me.

[A]

Of when you step on top?

[B]

You know what reminds me of? The Tuku in the Philippines. Yeah. It goes.

So loud. No, it's a lizard.

[C]

Oh, it's not like that.

[B]

Yeah, but it goes.

[A]

Ew. Okay. What noise would you make?

Ew. That's an ugly song.

Nikki would make.

All right, new word, new word, new word, new word. Okay.

[B]

Well.

[A]

Ozzy. Another word. Because, Nikki, you can't react.

She basically is like, I'm the imposter again.

[B]

Oh, man.

[C]

Sorry, Nikki.

[A]

Shave eyes.

[C]

I could have won that one. I'm sorry. If only this was, like, actual imposters. I would love to be an imposter.

[A]

I feel like I would have said Lilo and Stitch.

[B]

You would have. I would have been like, Iceland.

[A]

I would have been like.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

I would have been like.

I would have been like. With condensed milk on top.

[B]

Snowball.

[C]

I wouldn't know what to say if you said Lila and such.

[B]

That's so broad.

[A]

Yeah, but you Would know.

[B]

Yeah, I would know.

[C]

Like warm tropical.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

And yeah, you would have ate. You would have fooled us. I would have been like, wait, that's.

[B]

The trick about, like, being an imposter. It's just like, go based off, like, whatever your peers are saying.

[A]

And what makes it hard is when you go first.

[B]

Yeah, but that's why you have the category to go off.

[C]

Okay, I won't react today.

[A]

Next word is.

The hint is food.

[B]

You want me to start this round, Ms. Keegan? Japan.

[C]

Mouthful.

Girl.

[B]

I guess. I guess.

[A]

Okay.

Digest.

I hate you, Nikki.

[B]

Culture.

Snack.

[A]

Hot or cold?

[B]

Hawaii.

[C]

Rice.

[B]

Was that the third round?

[A]

Ding, ding, ding.

[B]

What? Wow, Kefer. Wow.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I honestly thought that was. I thought you were. Was it the third round?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought Bright was the imposter, but until the last one, I feel like.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What was there two words?

[A]

Only those girls digest.

[B]

And what was that?

[A]

Because she want to say mouthful.

[B]

What was the other word?

[A]

Mouthful. Digest. Ding, ding, ding.

[C]

And hot or cold?

[A]

Hot or cold? Hot or. And sometimes cold.

[B]

And then you said mount four.

[C]

I said rice and.

[A]

But everything has rice.

[B]

That's why it's kind of bra. But that ding, ding, ding. I'm like, dang. Only you would know that.

[A]

Me, you princess and ing bakut girl. Because that's how I knew. Because I knew you were looking at me skin Nikki. Like, she got it.

[B]

But no, I did.

[C]

Wait, what was my no?

[B]

But then I said.

[C]

You said Japan.

[B]

I said Hawaii first, and that's when you went thing, thing. So I was like, okay, wait, who was more broad?

[A]

Okay, should we vote?

[B]

I. Well, if you're an imposter and you know the word who, what the word is, Say it now or stay quiet.

[A]

I'm not the imposter.

[C]

I'm not the imposter.

[B]

I'm not the imposter. Okay, so should we bow? I honestly feel like it's Brett just because this is my reason. When you went mouthful, he kind of, like, just went digest. Right away I said, oh, wait, you went ding, ding, ding. And then what was the last one?

[A]

Kiefer. You know what the. It's not me.

[B]

I know, but it is you. But rice girl.

[A]

No, Nikki, you're playing too fucking much in my face.

[C]

Like, I was actually trying this. This game.

[A]

Just vote. Just. Okay, you can lose.

[C]

I think it's brat.

[B]

I think it's brat.

[A]

Who was the imposter, guys? Because it was me.

I knew it.

[C]

Yeah, I knew, bitch.

[A]

But he probably almost got you there. Yeah, you did.

[B]

Because the think, think, think. More, man.

[A]

Oh, that's what my family calls it. Manapua, man. But I was gonna say manapua.

[C]

I also said snack.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you want to know the word?

[A]

Is it manpu?

[B]

No, it's.

[A]

I had a feeling.

[B]

Yeah, but because you said hot and cold, and that's so broad. But you said digest right after she said that.

[A]

Yeah. Period. I was literally gonna stop at hot, and I was like, wait, what if it's cold?

[B]

But you can have musubi. Hot or cold.

[C]

There are some foods you can have hot or cold.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I. I actually thought it was going to be soba. Oh.

[B]

Cuz I said Tokyo.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And then you said because of the seaweed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I went to Hawaii for the musubi.

[A]

And then that Hawaii was like. Threw me off. I was like, is it ramen? Yeah. And you can still have ramen.

Anyways, that was the game. Yeah. That was a good. That was a good one because I didn't give up, like, how you did.

[B]

Yeah. Like.

[A]

All right, should we. The product of the day?

[B]

Yes, we can.

[A]

I'll start in celebration of our very fun episode last week. My product of the day is the Bosch and Loam Lumify eye drops because she came in handy for us that week.

[B]

My product of the week is going to be the mask that I'm wearing. Just because I love the whole clear mask thingy. Just because I feel like it worked. You should try. You.

[A]

You got another one. You should try it, but sleep on it. Okay. Yeah.

[C]

Nikki, my partner of this week is this lip balm that Brett got for me from Korea.

[A]

Did you like anything else than your thing that I got you?

[C]

Yeah, the scalp spray, the serum. I be spraying it every night before I go to sleep.

[B]

We were like. We were like, comparing, contrasting of the things that you got us because we were at Jazzy last night, and I was like, jazzy, didn't Brett give you that lip balm? And she was like, no, he didn't. But she got a full set. But then I heard that she got a full set, and I was like, a full set.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

And then Kefir was like, do I have to wait five months before I sleep breath to get that?

[A]

What full set?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

You gave her a cleanser, a moisturizer girl.

[A]

Those were from my PR, though.

But they're all from Korean brand. They're not from Korea.

[B]

Yeah, no, but we're still thankful. We're just like, you know, we're like. Me and Nikki was like, he really is missing out with this.

[A]

You're like, you didn't get the tour.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, Ms. K. I still can't believe you went through that in a week. You don't.

[C]

She didn't.

[A]

Were you using that as a. I lied.

[B]

I'm literally weakest. I just wanted another one.

[C]

Like, look, guys, it's so good.

[B]

It's the best thing ever, you guys. I don't even use it anymore just because.

[A]

Zoom in.

[B]

She got a blank slate for it.

[A]

Well, that is all for the episode, you guys. Ms. Nikki B. Ms. K. Where can they find you?

[C]

Sea Breeze Collective. Sea A BRZ Collective.

[A]

Thank you for joining her giveaway, by the way, you guys.

[C]

Yes. It was a big giveaway effect.

[B]

Did you actually send out the winners?

[C]

Yeah, I did.

[A]

Oh, wow. And if you like any of Nikki's jewelry, she makes it besides the J bracelet.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And you will find them at Sea Breeze.

[A]

Ms. Ms. K. Where can they find you?

[B]

You can find me at the baddest radio also. M I N S K A Y.

[A]

E. And you already know me. Bremen Rock, Bretman Rock everywhere. And make sure you guys, like, subscribe and give the baddest radio the best rating there ever. As it was. We love you guys and we'll see you next Thursday. Oh, by the way, what if you.

[B]

Guys haven't, you know, gotten a dump yet? What can. What can they get?

[A]

The baddest radio merge. Yeah, also, Princess will be back next week. But Ms. K, I might not be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. But, yeah, we'll see Princess next week, you guys. And I'll see you guys later. Aloha.

Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't forget to follow rate and, like, you can follow me at BretmanRock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media.

[B]

Bye, Beach.

[A]

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