King Sized Secrets: Bretman's Korea Recap!

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – "King Sized Secrets: Bretman's Korea Recap!"

Host: Bretman Rock (with Ms. K, Nikki B, and Ozzy)
Date: May 28, 2026
Episode Theme: Bretman is back from his whirlwind trip to Korea and the Philippines, dishing the details, sharing travel secrets, reviewing food and spas, and serving signature, uplifting banter with his friends and co-hosts.

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Main Theme & Purpose

The episode centers on Bretman Rock’s recent trip to Korea—his experiences with Korean beauty, self-care rituals, culture, food, and key moments working with renowned haircare brand Dr. Groot (and by extension, LG). The conversation broadens to documentaries, self-care routines, and funny friend moments, all wrapped up in the cast’s candid, quirky, and energetic style. This episode is for listeners looking for travel inspiration, beauty industry insider moments, and pure entertainment.

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Episode Breakdown

1. Catching Up and Recent Obsessions

• Cast intros and chemistry:
  • Quick “Who’s in the room?” – Ms. K, Nikki B, Ozzy, and Bretman back after travels.
  • Running jokes about age and youthful energy.
• Pandan Latte Adventure (02:00)
  • Ms. K tries out a homemade pandan latte.
  • Hijinks over pronunciation:

    “Pandan. It’s pandan.” — Bretman (02:10)

  • Nikki and Bretman riff on their moms’ funny food pronunciations.
• Tea of the Week:
  • Ms. K discusses intense documentary about cults in Arizona (05:00).
  • The group dives into Netflix docs, specifically dark ones like "Don't F**k with Cats" and true crime.
    • Nikki B: “The only documentaries I watch is with animals.” (06:31)
  • Memorable tangent: Nikki B refuses spooky documentaries – everyone teases her about her “soft” taste in movies and her readiness to be “bitten” in zombie movies (World War Z!)

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2. Bretman’s Korea Recap: Spa Days, Culture, and Insider Access

• Reflecting on the trip:
  • Bretman shares his process:

    “At least one person every day has asked me how my trip was, and my mind goes blank. Not because I didn’t do anything. It’s actually quite the opposite. I did so many things that I feel like I have yet to process.” (11:00)

• Korean Head Spa: (11:33)
  • Deep scalp treatments “rub my scalp raw,” therapeutic yet intense massages.

  • "He was massaging every knot. The bone, the bone, bitch! I literally can't even think straight." — Bretman (12:22)

• Body Scrub Experience: (13:28)
  • Brutal but satisfying exfoliation, not for the faint-hearted.

    “Not even dead skin, skin. But the alive skin as well!” — Bretman (13:42)

• Cultural Activities:
  • Traditional Tea Ceremony: (15:19)
    • Discusses how Koreans enjoy their matcha—"no milk, no sugar, just tea."

    “It’s a whole ass science. Even making matcha, too fucking long. They would preheat the mugs, pour it out, then pour the tea!” — Bretman (16:39)

  • Wearing Hanbok and Visiting Gwangjang Market: (16:44)
    • Sampling hyper-fresh seafood, navigating by “good vibes” of the hawkers:

    "You just go to whoever calls your name. Like a crystal." (17:37)

• Gyeongbokgung Palace: (20:47)
  • Learns about five elements, hidden rooms to avoid assassination, and heated floors.

    “The king literally had five different beds...to avoid being assassinated at night.” — Bretman (23:55)

  • Paints used in palaces represent “fire, water, earth, wood, metal—not air, because air is considered earth!”
• Botanical Park Visit: (25:47)
  • Proud moment identifying tropical plants, feeling like a "botanist."
• Shopping in Seongsu: (26:19)
  • Rare restraint, “barely shopped this time!”

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3. Insider at Dr. Groot & LG

• Company background: (27:04)
  • LG’s origin as “Lucky Goldstar,” transformation from cosmetics/fridges to haircare.
  • Fun fact: "LG Twins" is the baseball team.
• Bretman at R&D HQ: (28:30)
  • VIP moment: President of LG comes down, surprises everyone:

    “I thought he was just another scientist… So humble with it!” — Bretman (29:13)

  • Participates in scent creation—requests his favorite oil to be made into a perfume; company delivers in 10 minutes.

    “Do you have 10 minutes? ...They hand me my oil as a perfume. It smells so good!” — Bretman (31:23)

  • Product innovation: Suggests Dr. Groot make a dry shampoo.

    “If there’s a Dr. Groot dry shampoo in the future that smells really good, thank me!” (31:31)

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4. Korean Baseball and Culinary Delights

• Baseball Game Vibes: (32:04)
  • Attends LG Twins game, gets swept into K-baseball culture: unique theme songs for players, stadium food far beyond US “beer and corn dogs”—popcorn shrimp, fried chicken, “food courts for days.”
• Michelin Star Restaurant Highlights: (32:57)
  • Gold Pig Restaurant (KBBQ only pork), Yu Young Wook (barbecue champion from "Culinary Wars"), and Itanic Garden chef (“serious, mean in that Gordon Ramsay way”).

    “Never had food where the serving size is like this, the size of a quarter. Girl, I’ll eat the food!” — Bretman (34:45)

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5. Philippines Stopover & Hotel Life

• Chill zone: (34:48)
  • “Three days and three days too short!”—Purpose was to relax.
  • Obsessed with 24-hour sinigang from hotel room service:

    “It’s not in the midnight menu, so you gotta call and ask—‘Do you have leftovers?’ They do!” — Ms. K (35:13)

• Trying Pilates for the First Time: (35:54)
  • Cast decides they want to become “Pilates girlies.”

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6. Friends’ Updates and Party Recaps

• Nikki B’s "Titty Party": (37:14)
  • Wild, body-confident party where the “flashing” is the point (with everyone’s enthusiastic consent).

    “If you didn’t want to get flashed, don’t come!” — Nikki B (38:03)

  • Sisterly energy as Nikki’s sibling pops in for a hilarious nipple-color comparison.
• Wizard of Oz & Powerpuff Girl Tangents: (43:46, 46:15)
  • Playful assignment of which friend is which (Tin Man, Lion, Scarecrow—Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles), exploring their friend dynamic.

    “I feel like that would be me, the cowardly Lion, because I’m more scared to try new things.” — Ms. K (45:26)

• Life Updates:
  • Nikki back at the gym post-surgery.
  • Ms. K’s ongoing adventures in clothing sizes post-recovery.
  • Ozzy’s new job as videographer/editor.

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7. Product of the Week Segment (54:01)

• Nikki B: Hugo Bomb Hair Wax (“smells so good and works for those slick back looks”)
• Bretman: Skintific Alaska Volcano Pore Clay Stick & Mugwort Clay Stick face masks (“great for acne, pores, everything—so easy to use, just swipe!”)
• Ms. K: Saie Skin Glow Illuminator (“amazing as a glowy base, surprisingly flattering on all skin tones”)
• Ozzy: V90 SD card for camera nerds—flexing the ability to shoot super slow motion.

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8. Memorable Quotes & Fun Moments

• “Even the runners in Korea look like models! I felt so ugly, I was like, let me just go run in my hotel.” — Bretman (21:30)
• “He was massaging every knot. The bone, the bone, bitch!” — Bretman (12:22)
• “That’s how you know you’re in a fancy restaurant—when the serving size is the size of a quarter.” — Bretman (34:45)
• “If you didn’t want to get flashed, don’t come!” — Nikki B (38:03)
• “Y’all, this is Ms. Nikki B’s little sister, period. Thanks for visiting us, Val, who was also, like, my biggest bully growing up. Honestly, now that now she’s grown—oh, my God, y’all, we grew.” — Bretman (43:43)
• "If there's a Dr. Groot dry shampoo in the future that smells really good, you guys can thank me. I'm just kidding. But not really." — Bretman (31:31)

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9. Episode Structure Timestamps

• 00:39: Hosts welcome, recap Bretman’s travels
• 01:59: Pandan latte taste test and jokes
• 05:00–09:00: Dark documentary discussion & Nikki B's aversion to scary stuff
• 10:40: Bretman’s Korea/Philippines travel journal and spa recap
• 13:28: Body scrub saga
• 15:19: Tea ceremony and Korean/Japanese matcha culture
• 20:47: Korean palace tour, elements & assassination-avoidance beds
• 27:04: LG/Dr. Groot company background
• 28:30: VIP tour of research & development center, scent creation story
• 32:04: LG Twins baseball, stadium food, and team pride
• 32:57: Michelin-star culinary tales
• 34:48: Philippines hotel decompression & sinigang
• 35:54: Pilates plans
• 37:14: Party recaps—with "titty party" crowned as most iconic
• 43:46: Wizard of Oz + pop-culture character assignment banter
• 54:01: Product of the Day/Week segment

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Takeaways

• Travel = Growth: Bretman shares not only experiences but also what he learned (spa wisdom, cultural customs, food etiquette).
• Joy in Detail: From spa pain to food serving sizes, nothing is too trivial to be made entertaining.
• Friendship, Always: The episode is a rolling celebration of friendship, self-love, and living out loud—supported by deeply personal and hilarious exchanges.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect sampler of what makes DaBaddest Radio shine: irreverent humor, deep dives into beauty/self-care/culture, candid confessions, and the unfiltered energy of Bretman and his crew. You'll leave feeling like you're part of the group chat—or at least wishing you were!

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Transcript

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[Bretman Rock]

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[Ms. K]

The Baddest Radio Season 2 Episode 41, Take One hello.

[Bretman Rock]

Hello everyone. It is Thursday yet again. Yes, I'm back on set. It is your host, Bretman Rock and

[Ms. K]

your hostess, Ms. K and Nikki B.

[Bretman Rock]

And today on the producer row, we got Ozzy. Yes, everyone, I am back from Korea and the Philippines. I hope you guys enjoyed the episodes with Ms. K and Kat. I know I did. I also can't relate because I am really young and hot and sexy and I'm still 20. And I am 27, not in my

[Ms. K]

30s yet, turning 28.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, let's not get too loud. Let's not get too loud. Anyways, I'll catch up with you guys after this intro.

[Ms. K]

See how like, he ate that up?

[Bretman Rock]

Earth to Bratman, girl. You already know who it is. And we are back. Okay, I feel like it's only fair that we go straight into our segments because I already know you guys are gonna wanna ask what I went. What I've been up to. So let's start with Ms. K. Okay,

[Ms. K]

so today I made a pandan latte. I tried to do like you guys. I've been obsessed with pandan lately, but this pandan is saying it.

[Bretman Rock]

Pandan. It's pandan.

[Ms. K]

Oh, pandan, I guess. Pandan.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, girl. Pandan.

[Ms. K]

Pandan. You guys were in America.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like I've said this already. Have a friend, Jazzy. I know she's going to watch this, but my mom always makes tambo. Tambo. And I hate how she says tombo.

[Ozzy]

Tombo.

[Nikki B]

She really pronounced the whole thing.

[Bretman Rock]

I hate it.

[Nikki B]

Tombo. Tombo.

[Bretman Rock]

Tombo. Tombo. Okay, wait, I'm actually. I'm actually really excited.

[Ms. K]

Wait, try the milk first. The milk eats.

[Nikki B]

This looks like the milk eats.

[Ms. K]

But here's the shot after.

[Bretman Rock]

Wouldn't it be the milk drinks?

[Ms. K]

The milky drink does taste good.

[Bretman Rock]

Did you use Fair life or lactate?

[Ms. K]

I did the. I did both. Because the fairlight. I was like, I didn't want to use too much of your milk because

[Bretman Rock]

I was like, oh, it tastes like whole milk. It better not be.

[Ms. K]

It's not. It's not. You don't have whole milk.

[Nikki B]

Sorry.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, okay.

[Ms. K]

And then here's the latte.

[Bretman Rock]

Nikki, put your feet back there. I don't want my carpet dirty.

[Nikki B]

I just do that.

[Ms. K]

Okay. Now try it with the latte. Be honest. It's not gonna. It's probably gonna taste like milk and coffee. I need to, like, figure out another way to, like, create, like, a pandan flavor.

[Bretman Rock]

I mean. Yeah, I feel like I don't really taste the pandan anymore.

[Nikki B]

She's going to the bottom.

[Bretman Rock]

I must still drink it. Okay.

[Ms. K]

Yes. And then my tea of the week is.

[Bretman Rock]

What has been going on?

[Ms. K]

There's nothing really been going on except the virus, this and that. But I will. A lot of documentaries has been, like, getting made lately.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Yeah. Tell us about one thing you've watched, because I have one I watched recently.

[Ms. K]

I watched the.

[Bretman Rock]

The way you're holding the mic like, that is so. Why not? From the box, she said, I cannot with this.

[Ms. K]

It's like. I feel like there's so much weight when you can feel like. When you do it like this, it's, like, lighter.

[Bretman Rock]

True.

[Ms. K]

Okay.

[Nikki B]

Period.

[Ms. K]

I forgot the title, but it's on Netflix. It's about a series about, like, the. The Religion in Arizona.

[Bretman Rock]

Where.

[Ms. K]

Do you guys remember that? The Secret the Religion, where, like, they can get, like, a bunch of, like, wives.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

Yes. And then, you know how, like, he went to jail, and I think he passed away. So basically there's this another guy that pretended that he was the next prophet, and he started doing it again with, like, the wives, but they were like, there's something off about you.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

And so they investigated, and then the investigator became their friends and was, like, videotaping everything. And then they. And then.

[Bretman Rock]

But they don't know he's an investigator. He's, like, an undercover.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. They were, like, family friends that moved into the neighborhood and got into their circle.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay.

[Ms. K]

And then they started the.

[Bretman Rock]

Did he start off as the investigator?

[Ms. K]

No, they started off with just, like, neighbors and, like, filmmakers.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Ms. K]

And so he wanted to, like, you know, be friends with them so he can, like, create, like, a film with them for sure. And then the lady that was, like, helping do the film, she started getting. Feeling weirded out because, like, she was like, there's something happening, like, here.

[Bretman Rock]

There's weird. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Because, like, every time they go to their house, the girls would be, like, not really saying anything, but it would. Their. Their.

[Nikki B]

They're just being.

[Ms. K]

Their presence would be like, very calculated. Oh. And like hiding stuff. And so there's this one time where they are writing and his Bentley because, like, there was like three guys that was working for him.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, my God.

[Ms. K]

And then he was really. He goes, oh, I just did something that I didn't like. I had to like, give one of my wives to one of my friends and watch them fuck and stuff like that. And then. Well, and then, mind you, in the series, they. He started making their daughters, the guys daughters, watch them have intercourse with another female inside so they know what to do. And then they investigated and it just turned into like a pedophilia and stuff. It was on the news. I don't know if you guys saw that news where, like, they caught a man with like a trailer in the back and then there was a kid's hand hanging and it was like a bunch of like, ladies.

[Nikki B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Is it, you know my question.

[Nikki B]

Which is it?

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Nikki B]

The only documentaries I watch is with animals.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, The Animal Planets.

[Nikki B]

It's fun.

[Ms. K]

And then there's. I know there's one that just came out with like the. The girl with the two boys.

[Bretman Rock]

I just watched that last night.

[Ms. K]

Really?

[Bretman Rock]

It's called the Crash, actually.

[Ms. K]

Really good, big thing.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

That happened.

[Bretman Rock]

What gagged me is the fact that it happened on my birthday on the 22nd, 2022. On my birthday, or it must have been 2023, but it happened on my birthday, July 31st, and it was 5am this girl was driving with her boyfriend and their friend. Guy. No, watch the documentary. I don't want to spoil too much, but shoe. And so they, they, they. So at first it was like a. A terrible car crash. You know, the. The driver survived and two passengers didn't. Yeah. But the more they looked into it and dug into it and saw the CCTVs, they had suspicions that it was murder.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

And I don't want to explain too much because it really does give away too much, but. Oh, heck, yeah. An incident.

[Ms. K]

But it happened like a long time. It was a big thing on the news. And then I. What I saw from like the news article was she was planning to kill her boyfriend.

[Bretman Rock]

She wasn't planning, but it was like, very kind of like she was. She had already, like, threatened him a couple of times prior, being like, bitch, if you get in this car, I will crash it. Like, they found old texts of her saying that to the man, the boyfriend.

[Nikki B]

Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

So that's why they think it's like premeditated murder. Like, she's definitely thought about doing it before, so I'll say that. Nikki, have you watch it? What are your favorite documentaries that you watch? Animal wise?

[Nikki B]

Huh? I love Blue Planet.

[Ms. K]

Did you watch the cat, how to Kill a Cat? Is it how to kill a Cat? How to Murder a Cat? No.

[Nikki B]

Why?

[Bretman Rock]

I. I think I heard about it. Yes, I did. I can't watch that.

[Ms. K]

Oh my God. Killing cat.

[Bretman Rock]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Ms. K]

Huh?

[Nikki B]

Killing cats. No.

[Ms. K]

So it. It started with him killing a cat and it started into mutating. Like mutating multi. Like, how do you like the correct term for mutually mutilating? Mutilating a guy at the end.

[Ozzy]

Wait, is it documentary? Yes, this is the title.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

It's how to kill a Cat.

[Ozzy]

It was killer cat because I.

[Ms. K]

Or something like that.

[Bretman Rock]

All I'm going to say on Netflix, I'm glad she's not here. And it's not titled how to kill Cat.

[Ozzy]

I'm Googling how to kill a Cat. And then when I'm looking at, I'm like, it looks like I'm actually Googling cat.

[Ms. K]

Put like a documentary about a guy killing cats. Like he suffocated the cats in a vacuum bag.

[Ozzy]

Oh, don't with cats.

[Bretman Rock]

Don't with cats. Okay, that's completely.

[Ms. K]

Sorry.

[Bretman Rock]

I did actually watch that one, but I couldn't watch it. Like, I couldn't watch it. It was too so bad. But yeah, Nikki definitely is not a spooky ooky girl because we tried to watch a documentary about terrible exes. And Ms. Nikki made us watch Fudge music videos instead because she was like, I'm so nervous.

[Nikki B]

I was so serious. I was looking at them like it

[Bretman Rock]

wasn't even like a murder one too. It was like literally just about a crazy ex. And I was like, okay, girl, she doesn't like spooky ooky things, but should we move on?

[Ms. K]

Send her a bunch of ooky pookie things on Instagram, please.

[Bretman Rock]

She will not be here on October.

[Ozzy]

Well, what's like the scariest thing you ever watched?

[Nikki B]

Probably like World War Z. Oh, she said coming over. No, when the zombie started writing, I was like, yeah, I would just die.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we talk about that movie a lot on here. Like, I always say I could. That was good.

[Nikki B]

No, that one's scary.

[Bretman Rock]

I always say I could survive a zombie apocalypse, but it's the World War Z zombies girl. No, I'm Eat me now.

[Ms. K]

I'm like, I'm sick.

[Nikki B]

Bite me.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, and I Run. I run, but those bitches be running, bitch. I can't.

[Ms. K]

This is your tea of the week.

[Bretman Rock]

Let's read. I actually did write on my journal this month. Thank God. Nikki, can you hold my mic? May 21st, which is today. Girl, it's been a minute since I wrote in you. Life has been moving nonstop, but it's nice to catch some wind and reflect. What is the laughter? Ew, Kiefer.

[Ms. K]

Sorry.

[Bretman Rock]

Especially after the five day jet lag reset from both my trip to Korea and the Philippines. At least one person every day has asked me how my trip was, and my mind goes blank. Not because I didn't do anything. It's actually quite the opposite. I did so many things that I feel like I have yet to process. So let's process it right now. So I wrote down things that I remembered that I did.

[Ms. K]

So how was your trip?

[Bretman Rock]

So this is how my trip in Korea went. So obviously I was there for Dr. Groot, and the first thing that they did for me was a Korean head spa. Oh, wait, let me hold this. I'm like, can you actually hold it the whole time? I'm kidding.

[Nikki B]

Sorry.

[Bretman Rock]

I went there for the Korean head spa, which is a lot of spas here. And salons in the US Are doing, like, more Korean head spots. I'm sure you guys have seen, like, the waterfall one.

[Ms. K]

Yes, yes.

[Bretman Rock]

The scalp Asia is wearing the scalp treatments and stuff, the scalp scrubs. But when I tell you they rub my scalp raw. And like, they were must, like, they were massaging my neck and I didn't realize, like, how much tension you hold in your neck.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

But also he was going in, like, massaging, like, every knot. And he was like, the bone. The bone, bitch. And he was like, relax. I'm like, sis, I literally can't even fucking think straight. Like, I was like this. And the way he was scrubbing my neck, my head like, like this. I was literally, like, coming up like this, and he was like, relax. I'm like, I am. I'm like, I'm literally like, damn. And then after I get up, the guy who's, like, analyzing my scalp, he's like, your scalp is stressed. I'm like, bitch, you just put me through the wringer. Like, of course she's stressed. But yeah, they tried. Even, like, well, they had, like, put, like, this serum on me, which is the Dr. Groot serum. And they put over, like, this head thing that just puts, like, steam into your head. And it's not just regular steam. It's like, steam that has like, vitamins and serums in it that is also good for your scalp.

[Nikki B]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And then. Wow. Yeah, that was that. The next day, I also did a body scrub, which you would think is relaxing. Scrubbed me Raw, Part 2.

[Ms. K]

The Head first and then the body after girl.

[Bretman Rock]

I was lit. They literally were scrubbing. Not even the dead skin skin, but the alive skin as well. Like, she was.

[Nikki B]

She was red, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

I got up and I'm like, oh, my God, is this my real skin tone?

[Nikki B]

Like, I said,

[Bretman Rock]

literally, my tattoos scrubbed right off. I'm literally like, wow. I got, like, two whole, like, skin. Skin tones lighter. But they ate my massage too. Like, they don't play around with their pressures there because I was literally, like. I was literally like, oh. I said medium pressure. She's like, this, this. This medium. This is the medium. And I was like, no, babes. Like, I'm literally like, like, you know when you're getting a massage and you're literally like, like, yeah, moving lower and lower and she's like, move your head back up. I'm like, sis, I'm literally, like, running away from you. But after, after, like, I really settled in. Like, girl, she got every knot and every bone. Like. And I will say I've never been scrubbed that safe. Like, girl, because they start with a dry, dry cloth. No, dry, dry scrubbing first. And I was gray by the end of it. I was like, damn, I didn't realize I was crusty like that. And then they do, like, a scrub scrub.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Then they do another type of scrub. Like, the exfoliating

[Nikki B]

sponge was a whole body or was it baby?

[Bretman Rock]

It was the whole body. And I mean. I mean, I wasn't like, butt ass naked, but I was in, like, it was in, like, a disposable undies.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Okay. What else did I do? I did a tea ceremony.

[Ms. K]

That's so cute.

[Bretman Rock]

That was really cute. I think it was really fun, like, learning about, like, obviously I'm a matcha drinker, but also, like, it's really fun learning about how they enjoy their matcha, which is not really like, the latte that we do here. Because, like, especially even when I went

[Ms. K]

to Japan, isn't it like, just matcha?

[Bretman Rock]

Matcha? Yeah. They just stir it and then drink it like that. Not stir it, but they whisk it and drink it like, all cutesy, like, straight up. No.

[Ms. K]

No milk added.

[Bretman Rock]

No milk, no sweetener, which is good too. Yeah. But that's how they enjoy it. And, like, I feel like lattes and, like, milk in your matcha is a very, like, Western concept. Yeah. Because even when I went to Japan and we had local girl with us, she was literally looking at us like, girl, why y' all feeding for this mancha? Like, it's not a big deal, but it's also so cool learning about, like, the different desserts that they would eat with different types of teas. Like, there's teas that they drink only on lunar New Year's or, like, you know, as. And even just, like, how they prep it is also very, like, tedious, which I'm really like, girl, even making matcha for me, like, takes too fucking long. So I can only imagine, like, girl, they would literally pour hot water in the mugs to preheat the mug, and then pour the hot water out of the mug and then pour the tea.

[Ms. K]

A clean water.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Nikki B]

Oh, no.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, oh, my gosh. And obviously, the temperatures have to be, like, the perfect amount. Otherwise it'd be too bitter or the opposite. The flavors won't come out. It was just, like, the whole thing. But I got to wear a hanbok, which I love.

[Ms. K]

Whole science.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, I love. I went to the gwajang market, which is, like, a market for seafood, and they literally just have, like, posts of, like, seafood that you get to try. That was a gag. That was fun.

[Nikki B]

I loved.

[Ms. K]

It must have been so fresh.

[Bretman Rock]

So fresh. But also just, like, the culture of, like, they were literally all the same, kind of the same spots. No, the same food, different spots. But you kind of just go to, like, whoever you resonate with. Like, one of the girls, she was, like, such a funny old lady. Like, just cooking her, and I'm like, I want to eat from her because she looks like good vibe. Yeah. So you kind of.

[Ms. K]

You.

[Bretman Rock]

You literally just go to whoever, like, calls your name. It's almost like a crystal. Like, you know how every crystal is the same? Yeah. But you're like, this one causes this

[Nikki B]

one has a little shine on it.

[Ms. K]

Is that the one where you go to, like, a fish market and you're like, oh, I want this one. And they cook it for you, and you sit on the table and then

[Bretman Rock]

you eat very much. That my trip in Thailand and, like, just even here, like a farm to

[Ms. K]

table kind of thing?

[Nikki B]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

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[Ms. K]

Hmm.

[Bretman Rock]

Water. Now, let's get back to the episode. Period.

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[Bretman Rock]

I went to Guang Book Gong Palace. That was like, I'm sorry if I literally said that wrong, y'. All. It was right across my hotel room. And one of the days, because one of my translators was a runner too, and she's like, girl, you could run this. But I don't know, because in Korea, like, running is a really big thing right now. And even in the US Too, like, everybody be running. Which period. As we should. But she was like, oh, you should go run this. And I'm literally like, I don't know why, y', all, but, like, Korea, I Feel so fucking ugly. In Korea, like, even the runners. I literally went out of the thing. Out of my hotel room to literally jog, and I saw this group of boys running, and I'm literally like, I'm gonna go back and run in the hotel. Like, they just look so good running, and I feel like I look like a dumb bitch. I also don't like running by myself. Like, in a new city or in a new place. It's like. But girl were like, models. Like, model models. And I'm like, yeah, let me go run in the.

[Ms. K]

I feel like Korean country where, like, they take care of everything themselves. Their food, their place.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Would you guys want to know some things I learned about this. The palace?

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Nikki B]

What did you learn? What did you learn? What did you see?

[Bretman Rock]

A couple things. I learned a lot of the paintings or, like, the paints that they use for the palace is only paints that. Or paint colors that represents the five elements, which I will get at in a bit. But there's. In Korea, they believe in fire, water, earth, wood, and metal. What air would be considered in the earth department, actually? So you said fire, water, earth, earth, wood and metal.

[Ms. K]

Wood and metal.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Why would.

[Ms. K]

Would that. Wouldn't that be a part of, like, earth?

[Bretman Rock]

I don't know. I asked that, but I was like, so where does air come in? And they're like, what air is earth? And I'm like, okay. I. Girl, I don't be.

[Ms. K]

I don't know if anything I would say. I know they said, no, that's not Avatar.

[Bretman Rock]

But I say that because the nail lady that I went to after I did five elements for each of the finger, which I don't have today because I will get to.

[Ms. K]

Can I just say, you guys, I was so mad at Brett when I. When I seen his nails, because I was like, I thought I was gonna pick.

[Bretman Rock]

I know, but I really feel like you weren't even up when I was getting it done.

[Ms. K]

No, yeah, I wasn't. I, like, literally, when I woke up,

[Bretman Rock]

I think it's like, what is the time difference? I know it's behind, or they're 12.

[Ms. K]

Probably 12 hours, 11 hours behind us,

[Bretman Rock]

but I think it's ahead.

[Ms. K]

But the future.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ozzy]

South Kore, 19 hours ahead of Hawaii.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, yeah. But technically, it would feel like behind, but damn. So I think that's why Asia trips just hit so different, because I.

[Ms. K]

It's the next day, I think.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I think going time traveling ahead is so hard than, like, time traveling back. Honestly, I thought.

[Ms. K]

I think catching up is faster.

[Bretman Rock]

I also love the fact that, like, I learned that the king literally had five different beds because the king's fear is always, like, being assassinated at night. So he had five different places where he would sleep in the palace, and no one would know where he's sleeping because that avoids, like, him getting assassinated at night.

[Ms. K]

That's so.

[Nikki B]

Wow, that's so smart.

[Bretman Rock]

Right? And then he also had three different offices. Two of them was for the summer, and one was for the winter and the winter one. It is the way it is because there's actually a. Because you know how, like, a lot of Asian countries, especially, like, in Korea, floors, the heated floors, like, their heaters are from the floor, so they literally, like, would put, like, coal and fire underneath the floor. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

That's why it's always elevated. If you, like, watch, like, Korean, like, TV shows, like, or, like, movies, a lot of, like, their stuff is, like,

[Bretman Rock]

lifted so that you can heat the floor. Yeah.

[Nikki B]

Wow, that's cool.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it was also. I also learned that he'd also never slept with his wife, and his wife also had a different bedroom where she would sleep on different parts of it every other night. And sometimes they would sleep with their ladies, like, their house. Like, I don't. I forgot the concubines.

[Nikki B]

Oh, the concubines. The help.

[Bretman Rock]

The helpers.

[Ms. K]

Their assistants.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

You know, for American term.

[Bretman Rock]

Anyways, those are some cool things I learned. I also got a medi pedi. After that, I went to a botanical park, which we didn't really have that much time to do, but, girl, you know, I love a botanical park. Like, yeah, it was also so cool because, like, not to flex, but, like, they had, like, this tropical section, and I had almost every plant in there, and I knew every plant in there, and Dr. Group was so impressed. They were like, oh, wait, you know, what's up?

[Ms. K]

You know, your.

[Bretman Rock]

What is it?

[Nikki B]

What is it?

[Ms. K]

Botanical.

[Bretman Rock]

My botanist. My botanist.

[Nikki B]

Botanist?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. She's a botanist. Yeah, Botanist. Okay. Before I get to where I actually went, therefore, I want to talk about other things that I did.

[Ms. K]

Wait, don't forget you went to the football.

[Bretman Rock]

I know. Yeah. That's why. The football.

[Ms. K]

Baseball.

[Nikki B]

Damn. You did ship.

[Bretman Rock]

I did ship it. I also went shopping a little bit at the Seongsu area, which I went to before, but because I was with other people, like, I didn't want to, like, I don't know, like, you know what I mean? Like.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, you didn't want to, like, take over their time. Yeah, I don't want to be, like,

[Bretman Rock]

that person where they're waiting for me. Because I really wanted to go to, like, a lot of running stores, but they were waiting for me outside. And I'm like, you guys, I know you are not here. Like, I know you don't have to be here, but, like, I literally feel pressured to go shopping. So I didn't really get too much shopping done, honestly. Like, that's why, like, last time I went to Korea, girl, I got. I got to pay so much fucking taxes because I shopped so much. But this trip, I barely could.

[Ms. K]

Which is a good thing.

[Bretman Rock]

Which is a good thing. But back to what I was actually there for. I went there for LG because Dr. Gru is actually a part of the LG family. The same company that does your favorite, like, TVs and refrigerators.

[Nikki B]

The LG, the LG appliances.

[Bretman Rock]

Life is Good.

[Ms. K]

It's not A. Stands for Life's Good.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Life's Good.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Nikki B]

Wow. I didn't know that.

[Ms. K]

I didn't know that it was just

[Bretman Rock]

LG But LG first, it started as a refrigerator company, and it was Lucky. Got gut. Lucky. What is it? Can you look it up? What LG Stands for?

[Ozzy]

It says they did cosmetics. Lucky Cream.

[Bretman Rock]

Lucky Cream. Yeah. Lucky Cream. Well, that's G. No, no. C. I'm gonna look. It was, like, Lucky something. It was whatever the first refrigerator was called. Or Lucky.

[Ozzy]

Lucky Gold Star.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Lucky Gold Star. That's what LG first stood for. Now it stands for Life's Good. But anyways, I went to the Research and Development center. There's different parts of lg, but I went to that one, and I learned that I was one of the first, if not the first influencer to be invited there. And nobody told me that the president would come down for me. So I was under the impression that it was a bunch of, like, scientists, like, people behind some of the products

[Ms. K]

and, like, the marketing team that were coming.

[Bretman Rock]

So I was really just, like, being myself the whole time. They were showing me the history of LG about how they started with, like, the Lucky cream, and then they started. Started doing more, like, things to wash your clothes in. And they started doing skincare. And then now, fast forward, they're doing, like, hair care stuff. And that's where Dr. Groot comes in. And they were just showing me, like, the science behind Dr. Groot and why it works and stuff like that. And I could tell, like, a lot of the scientists were very nervous, obviously, because maybe it's their first time touring anybody, but also just probably cameras as well. Like, girl, my loudest camera being, like, every time I took a. Yeah, it's just, like, a lot.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Also, because they had to rehearse these lines, obviously, because English is not the first language. Like, they had to rehearse their lines, and they were just very nervous. And I thought it was because of me. Not just sounds like a Leo or somebody important. But, girl, it was because the president was there, and I thought he was just another scientist because he's so humble with it, and I'm lit. And every time he would laugh at everything that I would say. Like, it could be like, every time they would explain something, I'd be like, period. And he would be behind me. And all the other scientists wouldn't laugh unless he was laughing. So I was like, wait, this guy.

[Ms. K]

Who are you?

[Bretman Rock]

This guy is somebody, like. Like I said, they pulled the Me.

[Nikki B]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I was literally like, wait, they're all looking at him. And then it was at one point where they were showing me the scents and the oils that make up the scent of Dr. Groot, and I liked one of them. I made you guys smell it.

[Ms. K]

Yes, yes. Smells so good.

[Bretman Rock]

I was like, I love this oil. Like, it needs to be a perfume. And the president behind me is like, we'll make it. And he had somebody run upstairs, and he goes, do you have 10 minutes? And I'm like, sure. Because I was already leaving at this point, and I was like, sure. And then so he's giving me another tour of, like, other products. And he was like, hey, is there any other products that you would recommend Dr. Khu to do? And I was like, girl, I feel like a Dr. Groot dry shampoo would be so good.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Because, I mean, like, a lot of dry shampoo is not good for you.

[Ms. K]

It gives you flakiness.

[Bretman Rock]

Flakiness. And honestly, I don't really like dry shampoo that much, but I feel like if I knew a dry shampoo had a lot of benefits, like hair thickening, I would eat that up.

[Nikki B]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And he turns to the scientist, and he's like, do that. Do that. And he was like. I think he. Like I said, there was, like, a language barrier. So I was just filling in what I thought I heard, because he also had a translator with him, but he was like. He turns to them, he's like, do that. And the two girls was go, like, literally, like, ready.

[Ms. K]

Writing everything down.

[Bretman Rock]

Writing everything down. And then 10 minutes later, a guy comes down, and then.

[Ms. K]

With your oil.

[Bretman Rock]

With my oil as a perfume. And doesn't it Smell so good.

[Ms. K]

It does smell so good. And it lasts long. You like to have the cloth that you.

[Bretman Rock]

And I told him, I'm like, you need to make this the scent of the dry shampoo and period. And so if there's a Dr. Groot dry shampoo in the future that smells really good. That smells really good, you guys can thank me. I'm just kidding. But not really. Speaking of lg, lg. They own the LG Twins, the baseball team. And we went to the baseball game. We won. Now I feel married to the LG Twins. Like, I don't even watch baseball like that. But, like, if anybody asks for my team, I'm like, they're like.

[Ms. K]

They're not even American.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, no. Speaking of American, like, girl, like the. They're just so loud. And I mean, granted, I don't think I've ever really gone to like, a full American team baseball game, but girl, they're so prideful. They had cheers for every player. They had a different theme song for every player.

[Ms. K]

Really?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. That's cute. And the stadium is just so, like, grand. You know how, like, here, like a lot of our food is just literally like beer and corn dogs, hard dogs. Girl, they had everything there. They had everything. They had popcorn shrimp, they had fried chicken.

[Ms. K]

I was watching like a documentary about like a. Like a. A person going to like a Korean football. I mean, baseball. And then they said that they in inside, like the stadium, they have like food courts for days and it's like, hot.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

And everything we need to hear.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Speaking of food, because Nikki brought up food, I wanted to highlight the places that I ate at because they literally hooked me up with like a Michelin star restaurant every day. I really love the Gold Pig restaurant. It's like Korean barbecue, but it's just pig. And girl, it's so good. Yu Young Wok, this guy is the one that was in Culinary Wars. He's like the king of barbecue.

[Ms. K]

Wait, in that season that we watched? Yeah, that's a good one, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

He specialized in like, Texan style barbecue. And I can't. I don't think I could ever eat, like, barbecue the same again without ever going back to that. I also want to the Itanic Garden. He was also on season two. He was kind of mean, honestly, but like, not me. Like, hold on, don't get me wrong. He was like, mean in a sense of just like, of what he has, like, his restaurant. Yeah. Like, he walked in and I was just like, sorry, mean is not the word.

[Ozzy]

Like Like Gordon Ramsay kind.

[Bretman Rock]

No, that's mean. Mean. Like this is like, I guess very serious. Yeah, he was very serious about his cooking, which I love. Like, he was like kind of like those anime characters who like, it's like locked in, lock the fuck in. Like cooking.

[Ms. K]

Like the menu.

[Bretman Rock]

Like the menu which I love. Like, I. Man, that is serious about his. But I really feel like I was like, sis, I will eat this. Like, I, I literally felt like I had to eat it. And I'm like, girl, I would eat it. They're literally the size of this. They're literally the size of a quarter. Girl, I'll eat the food. But I've never had food like that where like, you know how, you know you're in a fancy restaurant when the food, the serving size is like this

[Ms. K]

when you, when you leave and you're still hungry. Hungry.

[Bretman Rock]

Girl, I was eating and I still was hungry. And yeah, that was my Korea trip, my Philippine trip. It was very short lived. She was three days and she was three days too short. I feel like most of my days was spent in the hotel because that was the goal. I wanted to go home and relax and you know what was in the hotel? Ms. K. Sinigang.

[Ms. K]

They're 24. It's not 24 hours, but it's 24

[Bretman Rock]

hours now if you ask them because it's not in the menu. Like it's not in the, it's not in the midnight menu. So you have to call them and be like, do you guys have leftover? And they would look. And if they do, they do. And girl, they always do.

[Ms. K]

There's this one time, I think, I think it was like 4 o' clock in the morning or 5, right?

[Nikki B]

Requesting cinego.

[Ms. K]

When we came home from Obar Obar, the first thing I did was call them and I was like, do you guys still have sinigang, preferably shrimp? And they're like, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And we got. They ate period.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, and they ate period.

[Bretman Rock]

I really just got facials at Ivy every other day. I did try Pilates for the first time. Have you guys tried Pilates?

[Ms. K]

No. No.

[Bretman Rock]

Can we be Pilates, girlies?

[Nikki B]

Can we try? I'm down. I want to go to like a heated class and everything.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, Active by Teal. Please invite us to your next heated Pilates.

[Ms. K]

Because she has heated Pilates.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, yeah, Every time she does a collection, she literally does like a heated Pilates for all the girlies.

[Nikki B]

Oh my God.

[Bretman Rock]

It's just so far, I'm like, it's in town. I'M really gonna go to town to fucking do Pilates to get sweaty and wet, like, And I won't even go home to, like, refresh, like, you know, so we do need to go to a Pilates class. I think they're making one here in Kapolei soon.

[Nikki B]

They need. They need something like that here. Yeah, they're like North Shore and East side.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Wait, Ms. Nikki B. I. I was watching Coach Kahia's Instagram stories the other day, and I saw you're back in the gym.

[Nikki B]

Yes, I'm slowly.

[Bretman Rock]

Did your doctor even clear you today?

[Nikki B]

He did.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, so today.

[Ms. K]

Today.

[Bretman Rock]

And you've been going for two weeks?

[Nikki B]

No, only for a week.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh.

[Nikki B]

Period. But I only went, like, two days in the week because I was, like, really busy with my party.

[Ms. K]

It was Monday and Friday. She said, yeah, so that's the week.

[Nikki B]

Yum.

[Bretman Rock]

What did you do on the past two weeks that I was gone prepping for my party? Let's talk about it. Let's unpack.

[Nikki B]

Oh, my gosh, guys. I had a titty party just because.

[Bretman Rock]

And you were being so fake and coy, acting all shy like, you. Don't be flashing me every day. You know what?

[Nikki B]

My mom was being so, like, da, da, da. Because she was like. I was like, oh, mom, I'm just gonna wear lace and just cover my boobs. And she was like, ew. No, I was like. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, okay, never mind. So when I wore a sports bra by Acting by Teal, everyone was like, take it off. And my mom kept looking at me. I was like, wow, guys. No, guys.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Well, before you guys comment sexual assault, Nikki did put in her invites.

[Nikki B]

I did.

[Bretman Rock]

What did you put?

[Nikki B]

If you didn't want to get flash, don't come.

[Bretman Rock]

And we were all there to be flashed. We were all in the flash.

[Ms. K]

I was ready for Nikki to be walking around with just a lay on her.

[Bretman Rock]

I was ready to walk in with a naked Nikki.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Literally naked Nikki's crazy naked Nikki.

[Bretman Rock]

I thought you were gonna give, like, Venus's Rising and you're just gonna be in, like, a.

[Ms. K]

Like a lay.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, just a. Like, just a layer.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my God. Imagine if you waited for everyone to come in, and you know how, like, they had a circle platform.

[Bretman Rock]

If I was so you, I would had a performance of, like, a. Like a.

[Nikki B]

Like a teaser performance.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Like my mother.

[Ms. K]

What is that? What do they call those?

[Bretman Rock]

You know how Ms. Shalani always does, like, a little. Yes, you should have put on a

[Ozzy]

performance

[Bretman Rock]

but how was your.

[Nikki B]

It was cutesy. I loved everyone that came. I loved all the vendors that helped me. Donnie, he was so amazing. My event went so smooth, but also, like, the good vibes. I feel like the people really make the party.

[Bretman Rock]

For sure. You invited such a great group of people. And honestly, like, when I walked in, I just felt like one. I was hungry as fuck, but I was like, there was not a single person that I didn't know or know of.

[Nikki B]

Yeah. And everyone knew of each other, which was great.

[Bretman Rock]

For sure.

[Nikki B]

So. And then after we went to Moanee's, of course.

[Ms. K]

Got drunk.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. I left early. So can you guys tell me what happened?

[Nikki B]

Oh, nothing, Nothing.

[Ms. K]

Nothing really happened. We just kind of ordered more drinks. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Period.

[Ms. K]

And then sat around. By the time you left, I think the karaoke was done.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Really?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it was like, popping.

[Ms. K]

I don't think people were signing up for it.

[Bretman Rock]

I had to leave early because A was literally fighting for her life on that table.

[Nikki B]

Like, she bribe was like.

[Ms. K]

Like, Brett don't usually have eyebags, but he got.

[Bretman Rock]

I had eyebags. Like, I. Yeah, I really don't get eyebags.

[Ms. K]

Fat, puffy one.

[Bretman Rock]

This was like, creating this Asian girl. You know, it's bad when I didn't even smoke and everybody's asking me if I'm high.

[Nikki B]

I thought you were high.

[Ms. K]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I didn't even smoke Nikki that day. That's how bad it is. Because if I.

[Nikki B]

Girl, if I smoked, oh, she wouldn't have shown.

[Ms. K]

I.

[Bretman Rock]

You know, my ass would have been on FaceTime.

[Ms. K]

Like, remember when you didn't come to my food land?

[Bretman Rock]

Yay.

[Ms. K]

Facetiming you.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. I'm like, well, you didn't come to my. Down to earth.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, I had to work.

[Bretman Rock]

But auntie didn't. She came, she had work, and she didn't. That's crazy.

[Nikki B]

Well, Auntie. Well, my mom had employees. I didn't.

[Bretman Rock]

Right. You have your sisters.

[Nikki B]

Like, she wasn't there.

[Bretman Rock]

Right there. Oh, my God, you got Val. Come on a camera real quick.

[Nikki B]

Oh, my God. Come on.

[Bretman Rock]

The pod.

[Nikki B]

Yeah, this is my little sister.

[Bretman Rock]

Can you believe this is Nikki's sister right here?

[Ms. K]

Like, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bretman Rock]

We have a question. We should ask her one question. Yeah. How is it like having Nikki as a sister from one to ten?

[Nikki B]

Not too much.

[Ms. K]

Like a good eight.

[Bretman Rock]

A good eight.

[Ms. K]

A good.

[Bretman Rock]

Because she feeds me good.

[Ms. K]

Because she ate.

[Bretman Rock]

Because she ate.

[Ms. K]

She ate because she ate.

[Nikki B]

What is your question for your sister?

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, what is. Oh, I know your question for your sister. Oh, how do you feel? And have you seen Nikki's titties? When you saw it, how did you feel about it? I usually just. I. I just wake up to, like, nipples in my face. Right, right, right, right. Straight aerial, like, right here.

[Nikki B]

People pay for that. Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I don't want it. Okay, I'm saying.

[Ms. K]

I'm saying it.

[Bretman Rock]

No, because everyone at the party lined up to see Nikki's titties, literally. And everyone's like, brett, get in line. I'm like, girl, I was the first in line, like, literally. I FaceTimed out of my will. Miss K, do you have a question for Miss Valerie?

[Ms. K]

How, from 1 to 10, what would you rate Nikki's titties?

[Bretman Rock]

I would rate it a good 10.

[Nikki B]

What would you rate Ms. K's cities?

[Ms. K]

Do you want to see it?

[Bretman Rock]

She's like. She's. I love how they were, like, comparing their nipple colors, too.

[Nikki B]

Oh, yeah. Not too much on the nips, but,

[Bretman Rock]

girl, because Miss Nikki's nipples, if you guys must know, it's purple world, and Ms. Chase nipples are more in, like, the red world.

[Nikki B]

What is that? What was. Was the.

[Ms. K]

No, the. The one weird color you said. What, the auburn or something?

[Bretman Rock]

Auburn? Yeah. Yes. Mahogany, But yes. Y', all, this is Ms. Nikki B's little sister, period. Thanks for visiting us, Val, who was also, like, my biggest bully growing up. Honestly, now that now she's grown. Oh, my God, y', all, we grew.

[Ms. K]

This is out of a blue question, but I was gonna ask you guys this earlier, okay. We were talking about wizard of Oz, because you made a joke.

[Nikki B]

Oh. Period.

[Ms. K]

If you know how, like, Dorothy had three friends.

[Nikki B]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Which one? Do you guys think what each of us are. You know how, like, there's a Thin man, the lion, and the.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, okay.

[Nikki B]

This would be the lion, of course. I feel like I would be the scarecrow.

[Ms. K]

The scare. I was.

[Bretman Rock]

I would.

[Nikki B]

You would be the Tin Man.

[Bretman Rock]

No, Nikki, you're the Tin Man.

[Nikki B]

I am not the Tin Man, Nikki,

[Bretman Rock]

because you have no heart. Technically, you are the meanest one of us three. No, I'm not. Nikki, you literally hate, hated me and Ms. K. Yeah. First, like, we literally had to think.

[Ms. K]

I just. By walking by Nick, we had to

[Bretman Rock]

beg to be Nikki's friend. Like, I was literally, like, on my knees. Like, please be my friend.

[Ms. K]

Like, please stop being mean to me.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm just a girl.

[Nikki B]

Nikki, that's crazy.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, wait. Let's really think about it.

[Ms. K]

Brett could be the Tin man as well.

[Bretman Rock]

I really feel like I could be. That's What I'm saying. I. That's what I'm saying. I feel like courage is a lion. Like, I would be.

[Ms. K]

I feel like I would be the.

[Bretman Rock]

The Cowardly Lion. Yeah. I feel like y' all just saying lion for me because obviously I'm Leah, but, like, like, that lion itself is not a Leo. Like.

[Nikki B]

No, it's not giving Leo energy.

[Bretman Rock]

That line is not a Leo.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, I feel like that would be me, because, like, I would be, like, more scared to try new things.

[Nikki B]

Okay.

[Ms. K]

Period. Yeah.

[Nikki B]

I feel like. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, then who's the Tin Man? You. I feel like. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

It's not because you're mean. It's just because you're, like, honest.

[Bretman Rock]

No. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like I would be the Tin man and you would be the Scare Girl. Exactly.

[Ms. K]

I think that fits us.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Because, like, you're more like water off a duck's back. Like, you don't really be giving a. And I feel like no feeling, no feelings. Yeah.

[Nikki B]

I don't care, honestly.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I feel like that's us. I feel like. Yeah. I am a proud Tin Man.

[Ms. K]

I'm the cowardly.

[Bretman Rock]

And you would be the scarecrow.

[Nikki B]

I feel, because also, she wears a hat.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, wait, which one of us would be in for Powerpuff Girls?

[Ms. K]

I want to be.

[Nikki B]

You'd be Bubbles.

[Ms. K]

I feel the airhead one.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Nikki B]

Wait, I don't wanna. Wait, no, I'm Bubbles. I don't want to be Buttercup.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like I would be Buttercup, though.

[Nikki B]

Really?

[Ms. K]

I feel like you could be the leader.

[Ozzy]

You're more Blossom.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. I really thought was.

[Ms. K]

I really thought I was gonna have

[Bretman Rock]

to fight for that. They said it. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Blossom, Buttercup and Blossom.

[Nikki B]

No, I think

[Bretman Rock]

you're Buttercup as Nikki. You're literally Buttercup as right now. You are Buttercup. So you Buttercup as. Okay. You want to be Professor X.

[Nikki B]

No.

[Bretman Rock]

Is that his name? Professor? Not Professor. I think she's Professor.

[Nikki B]

The one with the heel.

[Ms. K]

You know, you would be the product. Him.

[Bretman Rock]

That's his name. Him.

[Ms. K]

Wait, what?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I feel like I would be them, though. Them. I would change it to them.

[Nikki B]

Wait, that. The lobster one with the.

[Bretman Rock]

That's his name. Him. He's him.

[Nikki B]

That's a Him.

[Bretman Rock]

He. Yes, he's him.

[Ms. K]

He's an androgynous Him.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Nikki B]

I thought that was a girl.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, we do.

[Ms. K]

Who else is a trio?

[Ozzy]

Mickey, Donald and Goofy.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, I'm Mickey.

[Nikki B]

I'm.

[Ozzy]

I feel like the leader is Always.

[Bretman Rock]

We just gotta figure out. Well, no, because I would have been like, I'm Dorothy.

[Ms. K]

I would be Goofy.

[Nikki B]

I would be Minnie.

[Ms. K]

Wait, no, no.

[Bretman Rock]

Let's be. Really? I feel like you are giving Mickey, though.

[Ms. K]

Me?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Nikki B]

You do give Mickey.

[Ms. K]

I'm sorry. I feel like I'm Goofy just going around doing, like.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, but I'm Donald Duck. I feel like I'm Donald Duck.

[Ozzy]

How about Destiny's Child?

[Bretman Rock]

I'm Kelly.

[Ms. K]

Wow.

[Bretman Rock]

This is. I let you be the leader last time.

[Ms. K]

Okay.

[Nikki B]

When you see her, I'm Kelly.

[Bretman Rock]

Michelle. You're Michelle?

[Nikki B]

Michelle. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

G. Oh, Nikki. I made Nikki listen to their gospel the other day.

[Ozzy]

So.

[Nikki B]

Good.

[Bretman Rock]

And I thought. Because Nikki is actually a woman of God and she never heard it before.

[Nikki B]

No. That was really cute. When did it come out?

[Bretman Rock]

Girl, that's from their Survivor album, Destiny's Child. Like, long, long time ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, I didn't even get to ask. Ms. K, did you do anything fun in the two weeks that I was gone? What?

[Ms. K]

When?

[Bretman Rock]

When did you leave, girl? Like, the first of the month.

[Ms. K]

I was recovering.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah. How is it now she be out? I see her about.

[Nikki B]

She dropped.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, dropped.

[Bretman Rock]

We even went to the mall. Did you like the bra you bought from?

[Ms. K]

I love the bra. I already wore it. It's so comfy.

[Bretman Rock]

And you didn't even want it.

[Ms. K]

That's because I was scared. Because, like, girl, sizing right now for me is, like, so off. I'm, like, trying to figure out, like, with my whole sizing thing.

[Nikki B]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

I don't fit any of my clothes. The XL that I've been trying to. Oh, girl. Too small for me.

[Bretman Rock]

What did you get? What size did you end up getting?

[Ms. K]

3x.

[Bretman Rock]

You're a 3x? Oh, scams. Okay.

[Nikki B]

She's, like, tight and.

[Ms. K]

Because I was gonna get the XL and I was, like, putting it on me, and I'm like, this. There's no way this is an xl.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Then it's not. They look good, the girlies.

[Ms. K]

They're so soft. I love it. I play with it everywhere. I even catch myself, like, at my work, like, just grabbing on them.

[Bretman Rock]

I love when you guys go. When you do your little tuck and. Oh, my gosh.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Nikki B]

The girls taught us something.

[Bretman Rock]

All right, let's see it.

[Ms. K]

So you swoop,

[Bretman Rock]

push, and then. Same on the other side, period. Shout out to the girls who taught the girls. Or shout out to the girls that caught the dolls.

[Nikki B]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Should we do Product of the Day now? Wait. Also, no. Let's not forget the elephant in the room. Ozzy, what have you done in the past two weeks?

[Ozzy]

Wait, why am I the elephant in the room?

[Bretman Rock]

The biggest.

[Ozzy]

That's crazy.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm kidding.

[Ozzy]

That's crazy.

[Bretman Rock]

The big. I'm kidding. Well, how. Anything fun in the two weeks that I was gone?

[Ozzy]

Just my new job area.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, yeah, you got a new job? Yeah.

[Ozzy]

Yeah. So I'm an in house videographer and editor for a creative agency.

[Bretman Rock]

Right. That girl. That girl. So if you guys see less of Ozzy, it's because he has bigger and better things to do.

[Nikki B]

He doesn't want to hang out with us.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I am trying.

[Ozzy]

So I just.

[Bretman Rock]

Because we beat him on the Smash. Like, it's like the last thing.

[Ozzy]

He wants to meet you guys last time. Let's not forget. Let's not just real past that. I beat you guys three times the last time we played.

[Nikki B]

Okay, well, we're gonna run it back, right?

[Ms. K]

Oh, and then Nikki and me is going to be working a lot this upcoming.

[Bretman Rock]

Where are you?

[Nikki B]

Oh, yeah, we've been getting excited. We're gonna go work for Donnie.

[Ms. K]

We're gonna work for Donnie. This the gallery? No, the lemonade.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, period.

[Nikki B]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

Yes. And we just have, like, a bunch of light.

[Bretman Rock]

I know why y' all working now, Girl, y' all are not working. Y' all just gonna be at the tr. Gonna be at the truck.

[Nikki B]

I want to be taking orders, guys.

[Ms. K]

That's what we. That's why we said yes. Because we were like, where is that? And then Donnie goes waikiki. And we're like, we're in there.

[Bretman Rock]

Sign us up. Yes, sign us up. Donnie, please give them a uniform where it's really, really tight at the top.

[Ms. K]

No, because we were literally talking about this on our.

[Bretman Rock]

Give them a whole sweatshirt, please.

[Nikki B]

No one tips, guys.

[Ms. K]

No, no, I was literally for tips. I asked Nikki. I was like, I don't even want to ask Donnie for, like, the dress code because I just don't want to wear anything. I want to wear anything.

[Bretman Rock]

You guys are just wearing the cups.

[Nikki B]

Just the lemonade. Like lemonade

[Bretman Rock]

to lemons.

[Ms. K]

Like, just lemons just floating right here.

[Bretman Rock]

With chasers. Wait, you guys, we really have to talk about how we all three of us, woke up with dry throats.

[Nikki B]

Oh, no.

[Bretman Rock]

What did we.

[Ms. K]

What did we.

[Bretman Rock]

I, Nikki, woke up with a dry throat. I woke up with a dry throat. You woke up with a dry throat? And the last time we saw each other was at my house. Yes. And we were playing smash.

[Nikki B]

We saw a new toy of yours. Not a toy.

[Bretman Rock]

Why Would you say it like that? Why would you say it like that, Nikki? Now they think we're like.

[Ozzy]

Comment down below.

[Nikki B]

What?

[Ozzy]

You guys think that's why?

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, y', all. They saw my new plug.

[Ms. K]

No, we saw.

[Ozzy]

Never mind.

[Ms. K]

It's purple, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

You mean I got a new bag, guys. Why would you say it like that, Nikki? She said, and we saw your new toy,

[Ms. K]

girl.

[Bretman Rock]

It's a bag. Is that it? Can we talk about our product of the day?

[Ms. K]

Oh, my God.

[Nikki B]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Or a week.

[Bretman Rock]

Do you want to go first, Ms. K?

[Nikki B]

I don't even have it.

[Bretman Rock]

Nikki, do you want to go first?

[Nikki B]

Oh, yeah, I can go first, period. I just recently bought this because it is wedding season, so we're gonna be outside more, and it's so windy. This new company that just came out, Hugo Bomb.

[Ms. K]

So bomb.

[Nikki B]

It smells so good.

[Bretman Rock]

What is that, a sunscreen balm?

[Nikki B]

It's a hair wax.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh. Oh, my God. That. You love a gardenia.

[Nikki B]

I do love a gardenia. And also, she, like, works for Hawaiian Airlines, so, you know, the Hawaiian airline girlies have that slick back, and they do.

[Bretman Rock]

And it's always not a single hair in place. Girl.

[Nikki B]

Yes, exactly. So I've been using this for wedding

[Bretman Rock]

days, and that smells really uno girl.

[Nikki B]

She's bomb. And she's cute. Like, packaging, cute.

[Bretman Rock]

Locally owned. I love.

[Nikki B]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I love, I love, I love. Okay, my product of the week are these two masks that I have been using, and I have two of them because I want you guys to try it. This is the skin Typhic Alaska Volcano pore clay stick or the mugwort clay stick. It's literally like a face mask, but it's on a stick form, and you just, like, apply it like that. I think you guys have seen it on my stories probably before.

[Ms. K]

And then do you, like. Is it peel off or you don't wash it off?

[Bretman Rock]

No, you wash it off. Which one do you want to try? The green one is for acne and clay, and then the gray one is more for, like, pores and stuff.

[Nikki B]

Which one do you want?

[Ms. K]

Yeah, which one do you want us to try?

[Nikki B]

I like both.

[Ms. K]

No, but, like, Aiken at all, I would say.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, no, this one is not just for acne. I would give the Alaska1 to Ms. K and the this green one for Ms. Nikki.

[Ms. K]

Okay.

[Nikki B]

Okay. Period.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Because it's not just for acne. It has, like. It's just, like. It's good for everything.

[Nikki B]

Okay.

[Ms. K]

Per.

[Ozzy]

Interesting how Ms. K has a blue one for bubbles and green.

[Bretman Rock]

That's what I'm saying, right.

[Ms. K]

It's always like that.

[Bretman Rock]

And the pink for my blush and I'm wearing pink.

[Ms. K]

Like, I don't have my products, but my product was from. Say, is it Saie say.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, say.

[Ms. K]

And it's like one of those, like, Skin Glow Illuminator. Illuminators.

[Bretman Rock]

Did I give it to you or did you get it?

[Ms. K]

I. I got it at Coachella. You know how, like, it was a giveaway.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. I was like. I had. I just had open minds.

[Ms. K]

It's so good.

[Bretman Rock]

It kind of like, as a base, it's.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, it's a good base for like, just like your everyday. Or if you don't want to wear anything dewy.

[Nikki B]

Look.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, because, like, I thought it was gonna be too dark for me. Because once I pump it, it was like, like, like probably like five shades darker. But when I rubbed it on, like, my skin and stuff, it just kind of like the color leaves and then the shines.

[Bretman Rock]

The illumination. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Which I love.

[Bretman Rock]

Did you wear it today?

[Ms. K]

I didn't.

[Bretman Rock]

You must not love it that way.

[Ms. K]

No, I forgot. I forgot because I was in a hurry.

[Bretman Rock]

Ozzy, do you have any product of the week ever?

[Nikki B]

Are you gonna sing Closing Out?

[Bretman Rock]

No.

[Ozzy]

And yes. Oh, you know what? I just bought this today. But this is just tech stuff I have. I bought a new SD card. It's a V90.

[Bretman Rock]

I've never seen.

[Nikki B]

What is that?

[Bretman Rock]

I've never seen it as the card like that before.

[Nikki B]

What's a V90?

[Ozzy]

So V90 allows me to shoot at 120 frames per second on a camera.

[Ms. K]

Is that like a big deal?

[Ozzy]

Yeah, because you can. So you know those super slow motion things you see for video?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ozzy]

So that's just because you're shooting at a high frame and you just slow it down. So this SD lets me.

[Bretman Rock]

I love that.

[Nikki B]

Wow.

[Bretman Rock]

Is your shoulder okay?

[Ozzy]

No.

[Nikki B]

What happened to your shoulder? What's wrong with your shoulder?

[Ozzy]

It's kind of been a nagging thing. So like. Like eight months ago, like, it was when I would reach something, it would hurt. And then it got to the point where, like, I couldn't even move it as much. So I did need some milk, I think. Soft wave. Soft wave.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Give me some calcium.

[Ozzy]

No, it's. It's more of like a. Like not ligaments, but like the thing before ligaments.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ozzy]

Stuff like that.

[Nikki B]

So you sleep on your side?

[Ozzy]

I do, yeah. And it. That sucks because I think it's because I like sleeping on this side. So trying to look for another chiropractor to help me out, but, girl,

[Bretman Rock]

They ate with that. Well, that's it. Product of the week, Ms. K. Ms. Nikki B. Where can people find you guys? Like, literally, people want to find y' all so bad.

[Ms. K]

You guys can find me in Oahu, Hawaii.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, actually, if not in his room with the leg machine

[Nikki B]

stop at the bean.

[Bretman Rock]

I would never get over that. No, I can't get. I can't get over that.

[Ms. K]

Did I tell you that story where Brett put me in? You know, the leg.

[Bretman Rock]

The leg machine?

[Nikki B]

With your arms.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, with her arms crossed like this.

[Ms. K]

For 30 minutes, I was up there by myself. By myself. No TV on, nothing. Just imagine. I couldn't take it off because I

[Nikki B]

was, like, so sore too.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, I was like, Ms. K, I will be back. I did. I walked the dogs, watered the plants, fed the chickens.

[Ms. K]

I was just like, okay, what am I gonna do? And I couldn't press it because it was, like, bubbled, girl. Anywho, but you guys can find me at mis k a white on Instagram, TikTok, and you guys can find me at the baddest radio.

[Bretman Rock]

Period.

[Nikki B]

Period. Sivers Collective and love Nikki. B L U V N I C

[Bretman Rock]

K I I B period. And y' all don't want to follow Nikki, because every time you will like a picture on Instagram, especially of a cute guy, Nikki will be right there

[Ms. K]

staring at you guys.

[Nikki B]

I'm on the bottom left corner.

[Bretman Rock]

I promise. This is our last story. Our friend group has a running joke that every time I see a cute guy in my for you page and I click on his page, Nikki's already either following him or has already liked

[Ms. K]

the channel that you're looking at.

[Bretman Rock]

Nikki. Nikki works over time, bitch. Like, and Nikki would be like. And you can't say anything because she claimed it already. What's worse is that, like, sometimes I'll have a crush on a guy, and Nikki be like, I already talked to him. He's boring. With a full review of how he is, I'm like, damn, I can't have anything. Summer, guys, don't be looking for Nikki. You don't have to find Nikki, because she will find you. And of course, you guys everywhere. And make sure you guys like and subscribe to the baddest radio. We love you. We will see you next Thursday. Ozzy, sing us out.

[Ozzy]

You know you're talking about elements and there's no air. Tell me I'm supposed to breathe with no air.

[Nikki B]

Can live, can't breathe with no Air.

[Ozzy]

Got me out here in the water. Salty.

[Bretman Rock]

Wait, wait, I'm trying to sing.

[Ozzy]

No, that's a thumbnail. That's a thumbnail. Thumbnail,

[Ms. K]

Right.

[Ozzy]

I couldn't keep a straight face.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, we're all dead. We're all dead. Azy, sing us out.

[Nikki B]

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe

[Ozzy]

with no, I cannot.

[Bretman Rock]

Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah, don't forget to follow rate and like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

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