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The following podcast is a Dear Media
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Production the baddest radio episode 40, take 1, 40. The big 40. The 4, 040. Hi, everybody. Welcome, welcome. It's us,
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Cat.
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And today's episode, we'll be doing. Wait, before that, Ozzy, please.
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And Ozzy,
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the intro. Earth to Bratman girl. You already know who it is. Anyways, today's episode. We want to play games.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So to make up for last week's
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episode, sorry is so long, y'. All, we. We can Talk. Me and Ms. K, we can talk forever. Like, we were talking before the episode, we talked after the episode.
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I'm like, this is why Brett needs to be here, because he's usually the moderator of everything. Yes.
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He knows when to move on. And we, we just keep going.
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But before we get into the game, I'm sorry, I'm like snacking right now, period.
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What are you snacking?
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Oh, yeah. I made a little something. So I love a good sweet salad, like Ambrosia. I love it so much. And this time, because I'm on my cute little health journey, whatever. I made a healthier version of Ambrosia. So I just substituted for you, Ms. K. I just substituted the regular Cool Whip with sugar free Cool Whip. And then I use a packet of sugar free cheesecake. No, there's sugar in the marshmallow. I use sugar free cheesecake, jello or pudding. And then I use. There's one more thing I did.
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Oh, wait, it's on crack.
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I added a protein yogurt to add more protein to it. So there's still some sugar, but it's definitely a lot less than it could be.
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I prefer this.
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Really?
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It's so good.
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Oh, yay. It's a lot better for you compared to, like the regular fully sugared ones.
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How do you think this is healthy?
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It's not healthy. It's Healthier.
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Okay.
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From, like, the one that.
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Yes. It's a better version of your regular ambrosia.
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Still really good period.
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Thank you.
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One of my other favorites.
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Yeah. Ms. K loves ambrosia.
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I also love the.
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The cranberry one.
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No, the other one. The one that you bake with bread and broccoli.
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Oh, the chicken broccoli bake.
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Yes.
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My white people food.
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She guys. She eats up and, like, she brought me, like, a. Like, a platter when I was, like, recovering, and I ate all of it.
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I have a question. Have you tried her adobo?
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Yes.
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Who's Adobe was better.
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Oh, yes. Tell us.
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I can't really compare. It's so different.
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Yours is a lot vinegary.
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I love vinegar.
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I feel like if you didn't add the milk, then I could compare it, but it's so different from the.
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You added milk.
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Coconut milk.
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I wanted to try it, and it still turned out, like, pretty good.
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Yeah, I definitely didn't get coconut milk. It was very vinegary, which I like vinegary adobo, though. But, yeah, I thought it was good.
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And yours is, like, very, like, traditional. Just like a regular adobo. Like. Yeah. Auntie mercies does.
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Yeah.
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So different because I follow her. I would have. Oh, I would have both, Honestly. I was talking to my mom about the coconut milk with adobo, and she's like, oh, yeah, people do it all the time in the Philippines. And I'm like, why?
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I didn't know.
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Yeah.
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The more you know.
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But we need to get some actual judges, though, because me and Ozzy need to know who the is better, though.
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I need to have it at the same time. Okay.
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Oh, that's true. We need to do an actual competition.
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Well, we have, like, both of them here.
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Yeah. Because this is also pork and mine's chicken.
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Yes.
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Which one do you what? I prefer pork.
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Really? I prefer chicken.
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But I do like chicken because, like, it's more of, like, just the messiness factor of it.
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Yeah.
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If I'm not. If I'm at home and I'm like, I can.
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It depends on the pork for me, because sometimes the pork can be very fragrancy, and I don't like that, like, the aftertaste of it.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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I don't know if you guys know that. Like, Like, I don't know how you say that in, like, like, fishy. The pork is sometimes fishy, and I sometimes get that, like, golden coin.
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And girl, sometimes I like. I like fried rice when it's made from the chicken more than Pork. Like, I like a double fried rice and chicken more than pork.
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Chicken better though.
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Yeah.
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Meat wise.
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Yeah.
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I just like Adobo.
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Period.
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Same. Oof.
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Anyway.
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Anyways, let's start a game.
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Yeah. So we're gonna play some games slash, like, have some discussions and conversations.
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Kat is the most competitive person I know.
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That's not true. She's not true.
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Innocent, but when it comes to games, girl, she will cuss you out.
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Cuss out is crazy.
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She will. No. And I'm not exaggerating it because I've got custody out. And I'm like,
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one time, a moment where I forgot Brett was my boss.
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Super smash.
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No, we're playing Monopoly. Deal. I don't play smash. I die. I fall off the edge.
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We do like the whole car games. We've been like obsessed with like Monopoly card games.
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So we're playing one time, and he tried to do something. He couldn't do that. And I was like, dumbass. And then I went. And then two seconds later, he like does it again and he's like, dumbass. And I was like, oh, I can hear that.
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She's like, oh, let me.
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I was like, damn, I forgot you. My box.
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But now Cat can get a bit. Can get very intense.
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What's the. What's the game that you're 99, confident and like, you know you can win?
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Oh, Monopoly deal. Oh, a thousand percent.
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Yeah, but she cheats a lot.
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I don't cheat. When do I cheat?
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Ms. K, she hides her cards.
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That's different. That's not cheating. That's called strategic. No, Ms. K, she plays. We play phase 10. Ms. K is like, oh, I'm at the face. Blah, blah. Like, I'm so far behind you guys, girl. And then she's ahead of you. Don't let her fool you.
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I'm more of like the quiet person and just like, okay, let me just like, not be quiet because I'm losing right now.
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Yeah.
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And then. And then I start getting more confident and I'm like, okay, let's get this.
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There was one time. Do you remember when we played Monopoly? Deal.
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Yeah.
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And then you could be like, I'm gonna do your strategy. Then I don't know.
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You're like, it's just aggressiveness.
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Yeah. I was like, it's just being aggressive.
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Like, because we all have different strategies. Cat is very like, put everything down.
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Get it? Like, I'm gonna take everything.
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Brett is more of like, he'll save everything at the last.
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Yeah. He likes doing it all at once.
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He likes to build up his cards and then does, like, the. He has. He has, like, those final moves, you know?
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Yes. He has to make it a huge thing.
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Yeah.
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Like, if. If he hasn't. Like, if you are not. Like, he has to do it again.
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Yeah.
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Like, he refuses to move on. He loves you.
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He loves to act.
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Oh, my God.
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He loves to pretend like he's losing. Yeah. And then the next thing you know, he's winning.
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He'll literally be like, oh, no. And then he, like, does a side eye.
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Yeah. And Nikki is like one of those people that you think is not good because she kind of, like, does sometimes doesn't know what she's doing, but at the end, she's like, well, you know.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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This all makes sense. Like, under a Super Smash Brothers background. Because I. I see that with Nikki.
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Oh, yeah.
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When she's like. She's kind of in the background, all
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of a sudden, she just smacks you.
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And then that's the one who's like, why are you guys attacking me? Why don't you look at ozzy ass has 20. Get him. I'm like, but you're still at three life. I'm at two already.
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Diversion.
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Yes.
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He's very good support person.
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Yeah. You. I feel like you be underdog attacks.
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Yeah.
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This K is more like. She's like, quiet, like, under the. Under the radar.
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I'll find, like, a. That is so Virgo. Like, not to make it a Virgo thing, but, like, I like to, like, observe everyone. And I'm like, okay, I'll find a way.
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Yeah, you. You learn other people's strategies, and you go with that. That's Brett, too. He learns people's strategies quick. And you don't want to be next to him in any fucking card game because he'll learn what you need. He'll learn how do you do it? And he'll take it away from you.
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I feel like that's one thing about. Because I don't like sitting with Brett, and like, some people doesn't like sitting with me because I will memorize what you put down and what you're looking for. And I'm like, okay, y' all both
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do that, but have you guys played catan?
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No.
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No. I want to watch it. So it's that game board that they never open. It's like that red bag. Red bag, red. Big box in the attic, and it says Katan on it. It's on the side.
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I don't know where that is.
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It's up there. If we ever have time. After recordings I'll bring my. My board games and we can play.
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I always wanted to play that because they said it's really fun.
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Yes. I think it fits, like, perfectly with what you guys are talking about.
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Like, yeah, I love mind games. Like, I love having to use my
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brain because, Catan, there's different ways for you to win, so.
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Interesting.
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Anyway, speaking of games, let's go straight into our first one.
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Yes.
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Well, it's not really a game. It's sort of like a conversation. So with all the games, like I've always said before, if you guys are watching. If you guys want to comment down below, if you're watching the video, you guys can comment what you would choose, but this is. Would you rather. Or as we call it here, this or that. So I'm gonna give you guys this or that. So I'm gonna give you guys two options, and you guys can choose which one you would rather prefer.
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Okay.
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We can have some conversations about it, but first one is, would you rather talk like a parrot or walk like a penguin?
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I'd rather walk like a penguin.
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Talk like a parrot.
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Why?
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Give us your best parrot. Oh, you said.
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I mean, I have to be like a parrot.
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Okay.
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But I feel like. Because I wouldn't want anyone to talk
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to me,
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and I feel like it would be so annoying. Just. I'd just be like,
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wait, what do you think a parrot sounds like?
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No, it's like Aladdin. Like, he, like, repeats what you say.
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Oh, yes. Like the annoying.
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Like.
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Yeah, I feel like I would be that. Yeah, I feel like it'll be so fun.
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I also. Well, I feel like if you talk like a parrot, it's. You, like, repeating what people are saying.
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She's like, she said you're fat.
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She said you're fat. Yeah. You're feeding it.
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But why would you want to walk like a penguin?
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I feel like it's just like taking small, little cute steps and your booty's moving a lot like that. Like a gangster.
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Rocking, rocking back.
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Yeah, like, just, like, waddling, you know? Is that how. How. How penguins move?
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They walk. It's more like this. They don't do it slow, I think. They don't do this.
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You know how, like, a gangster walk like that? Like.
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Yeah, but that's. I guess so you could. I. When I picture penguins, I picture this.
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I just picture, like, little, tiny.
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Yeah, tiny.
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Like, waddling.
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Like scooting.
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Yeah. Like a jug. Yeah. Like scooting. Yeah.
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Okay, next one. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout Whisper.
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Whisper.
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Hell yeah.
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I feel like I whisper a lot nowadays.
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I feel like it's more like mysterious.
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Yes. And sexy. There's something about like, hey, sir, like, how are you doing?
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Yeah, but what if you're. What if you got pulled over by the police officer?
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I'd be like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Like, why are you talking?
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I'd be like, I'd be like
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so itchy right now.
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I have my dad's license somewhere.
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That's crazy.
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That's me when I get pulled over.
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Okay, next one. Would you rather pee your pants in public or poop in your pants in private?
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Poop in my pants in private.
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Peeing my pants in public, Girl, it's hard sometimes. Like, especially like I heard after your. After you give birth, it's so hard to like hold it in. So I feel like it's really hard when you laugh. Yeah. Like when you jump.
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Holding what? Like your pee, your pee.
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I heard it's cuz even now, girl, I be struggling sometimes, so I feel like pooping private.
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Cuz I would just. If I knew that I would poop my pants every. Like, like in a private sense, I could just bring like an extra pants with me and every time.
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Or wear a diaper.
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Yeah, or a diaper.
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We got to clean yourself up though. Yeah.
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I mean, some people do that though,
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you know, I could just bring wipes with me. Baby wipes.
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Yeah. What if it's like a big explosion?
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Oh, so now we're adding in. I'm like, oh, I thought he was just.
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I'm taking everything into the situation. First of all, you guys always do that to me.
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No, because I. I would say, like, I'm still in private. Yeah.
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Even.
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Even if it's like a huge thing and I'm like pooping in my pants in private. And sometimes I wish I could do that. Like whenever. Yes. I'm like, okay, remember, I get to shower again.
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Remember though, it's not like shorts, it's pants. Like poop your pants. Okay.
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Okay.
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You own it.
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I pooped my pants before in school.
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Okay.
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I peed my pants before.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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When's the last time you peed your pants? Is that too tmi?
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Okay, last time, it wasn't that long ago.
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Oh.
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I was like rushing inside and like, I didn't like pee my pants. Like, I still made it, but like, there was like, I needed to change my pants. Yeah.
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You know, I don't know if it's a little tmi, but let me go in real quick. The Last time I put my pants was. I was at work. The. The work that I was doing, I was in break, you know, and, you know, sometimes after you eat, you kind of get a little gassy.
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Sure.
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And I. I was like, okay, let me let it out.
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Girl, you shorted.
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I sh. My whole pants. I'm like, oh, no. Thank God. I'm like one of those people that always has clothes in their car.
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Girl, I would have been done for.
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I literally took my shirts off in my car. I literally. I had wipes. A spouse. I literally wiped myself up and threw my underwear on the bushes. I just flung it.
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And I'm like, no one will never know I'm dying. That's so funny, girl. You have everything ready?
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Yes. I'm like, one thing about me is, like, there's always like, I'm one of those, like, spontaneous person where, like, if I want to do something, I'll do something, but if I feel like some. Something like, popping up after that or before that or like, during that, I will go. Especially if I'm in the go already.
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So you have, like, to go back? Yes.
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Cuz like, sometimes if after, like, work, a lot of people want to go out and like, to eat and, like, stuff, and I'm like, girl, I don't want to wear what I was wearing at work. I'm like, change.
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She makes it work.
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Yes, she does.
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Period. She's a woman of all clothes.
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Yes. I have, like, clothes on that, like, if you go look in my car right now, I have a bag of clothes in there.
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Period. We love it.
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Nice. Okay, next one. Would you rather live forever with an eyelash in your eye or spinach in your teeth?
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A spinach in my teeth.
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Like in your back teeth?
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No, in your teeth. Like, in the front.
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In the front?
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Yep.
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Like, right here.
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I'd rather have something in my eye, I think.
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Oof.
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No, I could not live with, like,
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it would hurt, but, like, it'll just be like an annoyance, you know, Every
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day for the rest of your life. I'd rather have spinach on my teeth.
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Yeah.
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Can I take it out?
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No.
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Oh, yeah. I'm like, oh, sorry.
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I usually, like. I feel like every other day I have an eyelash in my eye, and it's not.
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It's not the. It's not.
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It.
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It's like, so annoying.
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I think for me, it just like, it goes, like, the botherness goes away, but that's probably gets out.
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Yeah. No, it's like, just stabbing in your eye. I'm like, okay, no, thank You.
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Would you rather every time you touch something, it gets two times bigger or every time you touch something, it gets two times smaller?
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Bigger.
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Bigger.
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What am I touching? I'm like, girl, a golden.
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I can fix that.
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Okay, so the reason why I said clarifying is would, like, it's something where, like, everything you touch gets two times bigger.
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And I wear gloves and then take this.
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I think. Okay, let's just say you can control it. You can work, like, rogue.
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So you do rogue.
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Yeah. From X Men.
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Yeah.
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Or like I was taking Frozen.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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I feel like if we can conceal it, then. Girl, make it big.
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Make everything big, girl. Yeah, girl.
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You know how rich I would be like, I would be like finding little ingots of gold. I'm like, okay,
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bigger.
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Yes.
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I'm like, my man's bigger.
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Yeah. I was gonna say, tell us why you really want things to be bigger.
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My house. I would just literally. I would literally touch a Barbie's house.
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Oh, my God. I'm like, okay, I would get. I know what I want a size too small. Oh, it fixed me now.
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Yes. Like, those side. You know how much things I would save.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Let's go on.
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Yeah,
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bigger, my titties. Touchdown.
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Okay, next one. Would you rather lose one of your five senses but the other four are boosted? So, like by 10% or something. Or would you rather have one of your five senses be significantly boosted, but the other four operate at, like 1%?
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The first one.
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Can you repeat the question?
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Would you rather lose one of your five senses? So you. You only have four, but the. And then the other four are kind of like boosted. So let's say you lose your eyesight, but, like, your hearing, your taste, your toes?
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Daredevil.
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Yeah. Or would you rather have one of your five senses be significantly boosted so, like, you have better eyesight, but everything else is, like, operating at 1%?
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I would do the first one and I would get rid of my smell.
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The first one as well.
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Yeah.
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Oh, what are the senses? Eyesight, Smell, touch, see, touch, hearing.
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Yeah, yeah.
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See, Touch, hear, smell, touch at the taste.
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This smell would be sad because Like, I. I love, like, Christmas smells, you know? But honestly, there's also some rank ass smells out there, so I feel like if I can taste it, I could still get, like.
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I feel like, taste.
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You want to get rid of taste? Yeah. Why?
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Because I'm already so picky with food.
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Yeah.
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Taste for me is like, something that I kind of, like, go with my everyday life. If I know that taste, I would never touch it ever again.
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Oh, you a lot more, like, eating more things, you think?
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Yes. Or, like, more open to things.
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Oh, true.
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What if something spoiled? You wouldn't know.
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I would read. I can see it. I can smell it.
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Your tongue just, like, wouldn't work.
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Yeah.
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But your nose still works.
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Yes, exactly.
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Yeah.
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And, like, if. Girl, am I. All my other, like, senses are heightened. I would smell.
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Yeah.
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I'm like, yeah,
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it's hard for me to get rid of, like, smell and taste because I feel like they. They couple together. Like, you have to have both of them. Yeah.
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Which one would you rather get rid of? Touch, hearing, Hearing, Sight.
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Sight.
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Those are all things you'd be using.
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I know. Every day. Especially for your type of job.
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I almost said touch, but, like,
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touch, hearing.
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And you know what's so funny? Seeing right before you said that, I was like, what if I get rid of my sight? And you're like, especially for your job. I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't know what you would do.
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Yeah.
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But also watch, like, watching Daredevil. I feel like I could survive because
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you would have, like, hearing, like.
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Yeah. You get the eco.
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What's that called? Ecosystem.
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Oh, yeah. Like, you would, like, be able to see it through your hearing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Because it's boosted.
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That's true.
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Maybe I might have a different career if I wasn't.
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Maybe.
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You know, I'm gonna go with sight.
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That's a choice.
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Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. Okay, let's go. Would you rather get paid $25 for every poop you've taken up to this point or $5?
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25.
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Or a penny for every step you take from now on?
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I would say poop.
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So 25 for every poop that you've taken up to this point.
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Yeah.
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Or for every step that you're. No, no, no. No calculations.
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Why?
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That's true. Because if you saw the numbers, you obviously say, like, okay, girl, I would
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be a millionaire since I was a baby. Like, just me being a baby.
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A penny.
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True.
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25.
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A poop, and a penny for every step.
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Yes, I've lived.
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What's 100? What is that? I have a bunch of money. Is that like 10,000 steps?
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$10,000?
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No, that's.
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No, it's a thousand versus. Oh, a penny, then.
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A penny. I would say poop. Just because if you think about it, I am 28 years old. I poop at least five times a day.
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Oh, you do?
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You turn 30 times a day, huh? No, I just. Even though it's not a big poop, I just poo. Like, just to get something out and that. That counts. And that's like, what, 25? And, like, I'm there every single day. Even if. What, I'm, like, peeing.
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Like, even if you. Even if. Let's say you poop once a day, like, already in a year, that's 365.
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If it's just a dollar, that's 25.
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Yeah. So. Well, I'm saying, like, in a year,
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I make a hundred a day. And if you make seven days a week, that's 700 already. And times that by four. Four, four weeks.
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And all the days you had diarrhea, you're going to the bathroom like, 10 times.
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Yeah, I think it's gonna be more during the penny a day. If I do a thousand. 10,000 steps. That's a minimum. I do 10,000 steps a day.
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Okay, may I get philosophical with this one?
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Yeah.
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Her feet get cut down.
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That's if you know.
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That's.
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That's if you know you're still going to be alive to take that many steps. Versus, at this point, I've already lived my life. $25 per poop.
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Oh, I'm optimistic.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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She wants to walk her life.
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Yeah. It would make me walk way more.
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That's true. That's a positive way.
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If anyone doesn't like cat and she makes money like that girl, I would literally shoot her.
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Oh, my God. I would get amputated. Like, get the whole prosthetic leg. Yeah, we'll find a way.
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Last one. Would you rather be with someone who understands you emotionally but you can't have fun with them, or would you rather be with someone who always makes you laugh but cannot really understand you emotionally?
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I would be with somebody who understands me emotionally.
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Say, I would be selfish and pick for me as well.
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Yeah.
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So they're not funny at all.
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That's fine. My friends are funny. I'm funny for the both of us.
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Yeah. Same. I feel like they can't be too funny in relationship because, like, your joke will just not understand. You'll Find a way where, like, your joke will not be funny for my joke.
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Yeah. You know, and, like, eventually I'm gonna be like, okay, can we take this seriously now? Like, can we have a serious conversation?
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Yes.
B
And they won't emotionally can't. They can't emotionally, like, connect me.
C
I'm like, girl.
B
And I think emotional is wasted. Sexier than make me laugh, Honestly.
C
Isn't laughing emotion?
B
Yeah.
D
Yeah. Well, more of, like, having fun with them.
B
Yeah.
D
Like, going on adventures and stuff like that.
B
Oh, yeah. It would give me a robot if it can't be emotional, like, connect with me.
C
Yeah.
B
It would seem like a robot to me.
C
Sounds like a mistress. You know, we just, like, would you rather have a mistress, or would you not rather have a wife? And I would rather have a wife.
B
I'd rather have a wife.
D
That's a good way to put it.
C
Yeah.
D
What's the. What's the male versions of that?
C
Like, husband?
D
And what's a mistress for a guy? I don't know.
B
A side man. I don't know.
C
A mister.
B
A boyfriend?
C
Mr. Aside.
D
Well, if you guys know the word for it, please comment below. Or maybe we can make a word for men.
C
A boy toy.
B
Yeah, a boy toy.
D
Boy toy.
C
Yeah, a boy toy.
D
Nice. Okay, cool. Well, that was this. Or that. Thank you, guys.
C
Thank you so much.
D
Again, if you guys had your choices, please comment down below.
B
Yes, comment, please.
D
Next thing we're gonna do is I'm gonna put the ladies in a situation room, or what's the sound?
B
These better not include poop anymore.
D
No poop. I think these are all, like. I think there's, like, relationship stuff, kind of.
C
I'm not in a relationship.
D
Okay, well, just.
C
You've been in relationships with myself.
D
I think these are two, actually.
B
Yeah.
D
Okay, so the situation room is. I'm gonna put the ladies in a situation. I'm gonna explain a situation or, like, a dilemma to them, and then they're gonna navigate how they would handle the situation.
C
Okay. This is, like. It's giving, like, an interview for a job. You know how, like, they're saying, like, what?
D
It just happens at work, like this scenario.
C
Oh, yeah.
B
Yeah.
D
Okay. We'll consider this your interview for. I don't know.
C
I don't want this job.
B
You're the boss.
D
I'm like,
C
all right.
D
So you and your partner finally snag a reservation at a trendy, intimate restaurant.
C
Kill.
D
You're seated, the mood is perfect, and you look up to realize your server is your partner's most recent. It ended weirdly.
C
X, get me whatever I want to make.
D
To make it worse, he's being extra professional and offering to take care of you guys with the free appetizer.
B
So the server is my ex or his ex.
D
The person you're dating's ex.
B
So it's a girl.
D
Or who?
C
So whoever.
D
Yeah, whoever your respective.
C
Oh, yes, I get it. As long as you're being professional.
B
And hell yeah, I'm like, yes, give me my.
D
So here's the dilemma. So do you lean into the awkwardness and take the free food, or do you make an excuse about a sudden, like, oh, I'm sick. And then you get out of there, girl.
B
It's life. Everyone has exes. I'll just be like, oh, thank you. That's so nice of you. Like, yeah, you know, I feel like
C
to meet you, I'm. I wanna. I wanna be like, nice to meet you. I'm the current one. Nice to meet you.
B
Oh, really?
C
Yes.
B
I wouldn't say anything if he was like, oh, it's my old friend. I'd be like, oh, Korean.
C
Yeah, well, it depends on how they introduce. They're like, if that guy is making it awkward, then I would feel awkward as well.
D
Wait, just. Just let's say the server. The server is someone like that you and your partner have talked about before.
C
Like, oh, like she came around.
D
Like. Like they talked about that. That awkward, you know, part of it. So, like, you're. You're aware of it.
B
I mean, if he's being respectful for me and he's obviously not, like, we should catch up. Like, I'd be like, period. Like, thank you. Like, he's. If he's being respectful, then I'm fine with it.
C
If she's doing her job, I'm fine with it.
B
Yeah.
C
And you're giving me free food. Yes, thank you. Give it me more.
D
Yeah, but see, the thing with the restaurant stuff is so tricky because you don't know what they're doing with your food in the back, you know?
B
Oh, I don't think of those type of things.
C
But she said she's being professional.
B
Yeah.
D
As far as, you know, like, what you see.
B
Yeah.
D
Up front.
C
Then I feel like I would literally. Okay, for me, I would assess the whole vibe.
D
If he feels the vibe.
C
Yeah. It could go both ways, to be honest, because if I feel like he's being awkward and he's not talking to me like how I want him to talk to me, he's not giving me, like, the whole attention.
B
Yeah. He's, like, sweating. Yeah.
C
Because you're pissing me off now. Yeah, but if. If it's the way where, like, she. He's fine with it. I'm fine with it. She's doing her job. I don't care if she's spit. Because, girl, I will get you fired at the end of the day. But, like, if you're just, like, if we're just there and she's serving us, you're serving us for a reason.
D
So you're more concerned about your partner than your partner.
C
That's for me. Because it's not my situation.
B
Yeah. Because I. I never knew her like she had.
C
She hasn't done anything to me.
B
His past.
C
It's up to you now and how you want to handle it.
B
100.
C
If you want to make things awkward, then let's go. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and make you go through that when this, this dinner is ruined just by you acting like that. Yeah, I feel like that's how I would do it.
B
Yeah. I'm not one to like, make scenes in public.
C
Yeah.
B
I'm very much like, I'll catch the vibe. And I'm like, oh, we got to go talk about this in the car.
C
But if she's being weird, like, flirting with her. Yes, I will stay my ass there. I will switch my food and his food every time we get it just to make sure I'm getting the good one.
B
Right. That's true. That's my.
D
Nice. Okay. I like this situation room. Okay, this one might be a little funny too. So you and your partner are at food Land in Kapla on a Tuesday night.
C
Oh, my God. That was me the other day looking
D
a mess in your gym clothes.
C
Me every day.
B
I don't look at mess. My gym clothes.
D
You're arguing over which poke to get when you realize the person standing three feet away from both of you is someone you both accidentally matched with on an app months ago that you both ghosted.
B
Wait, the same person?
C
Like, I'm like, are you gay?
B
Yeah. I'm like, you know him? Like, we both see somebody.
D
Yeah, we'll just.
C
We'll just like, you know, I feel like same situation.
D
Just kind of think of it like,
B
so I would laugh.
D
So same situation is like, you guys just happen to have match with somebody that you're studying.
B
Oh, I would laugh if it was somebody that I saw. I'd be like, oh, yeah.
D
So here's the dilemma. Do you. Do you execute a unified greeting like, hey, together. And then have an awkward three week conversation? Conversation, or do you Just pretend to have never seen this person, never seen
B
him in my life. And then when we leave, I'd be like, babe, the guy I told you was fucking weird. That was him. That's what I would do.
C
Really?
B
Yeah.
C
I don't know. I would not say anything.
B
Well, I would want to know if he saw somebody, so I would tell him.
C
Really?
B
Yeah.
C
Even if they're just like, they never met, they just swipe on each other.
B
That's kind of hypocritical for me because I definitely saw somebody who I go said when I was on date with somebody else and I never told them.
C
Yeah, exactly. Because I would not.
B
If it was like, a new version dating, like, we're not in relationship. You know, we're not married. I would be like, I wouldn't really need to tell them, but just for
C
out of respect as well, because I feel like you wouldn't want to be. If you're in that situation where, like, that friend of yours, like, saw someone, I wouldn't be like, I wouldn't want to know that.
B
Oh, really?
C
Yeah, because I feel like I would. I would feel like, oh, you're just looking at her.
B
Oh, really? Yeah, I wouldn't feel like that. I feel like. I think it'd be funny.
C
Really?
B
Yeah, because I'd be like, oh, sorry, I haven't.
C
Sorry, it's you.
B
I mean, because if he ghosted her, I'd be like, no, they match. Yeah. But then it goes that eventually because he's with me now.
C
Did they ghost them or are they still, like, they just match? Because I think.
B
No, he said he didn't match. Like, before we got together, right?
D
Yeah, before you guys got together.
B
Yeah.
C
Oh, then I wouldn't give a. Yeah.
B
Yeah. If it was before we got. Yeah, I wouldn't care.
C
I'm like, oh, I matched with that person before I started talking to you. Yeah.
B
Like.
C
And if they get mad, I'm like, I'm sorry, but I'm with you. Like, what do you want me to do?
B
I was single. What about it? Did I answer it? Do we answer the question?
D
So I was looking for more situation Room. Situation.
C
I'm like. But also, never bring that up. If you're with me, I don't want to hear about your ex or the people that you've talked to.
B
Really? I want to hear about it because I want to hear if my man has red flags, because I feel like, you can't.
C
You can't be like, you can't. I personally, I wouldn't ask them because I know there's always two sides of the story. If one person is telling me this, this, this, I can't. You start. I don't know if I. I'm the only one that does it, but I start to make, like, a little judgment within my head and, like, my thoughts only, and, like, I start looking for that. But if I personally don't know, like, what you did or, like, that situation or, like, what happened, I can never be, like, giving my. Myself, like, guards, where I'm like, oh, he'd done this before. I think he's gonna do it again.
B
Like, what, for you? It's like, what you don't know won't kill you.
C
Yes. Also. Yeah, exactly. Let me find out myself. Because you know how, like, there's those friends that will always give you advice. We're saying, like, oh, she's not good for you. He's not good for you. But I'm like. And they still go to that person.
B
Yeah.
C
And so you're like, oh, you just wasted your breath.
B
Yeah.
C
You know, because, like, I still have to make the choice, and if I don't know it, I feel like it would just be better for my sanity and, like, for, like, the both of us. Because now I won't be questioning you whether you did this or not or if you're going to do it in the future.
B
Yeah, I understand that for sure. I think for me, just from experience, I think I would just rather know and get them out of my life as soon as possible. Like, just not waste the time to, like. Because, like, there's just been so many times where either I saw the red flags or I was warned about it, and I was like, well, maybe he's different. And, like, he wasn't different, but if
C
I'm seeing it for myself, then it'd be a different story. But if you're telling me, like. Because in this situation, you're telling me.
B
Yeah.
C
About, like, this person, I'm like, oh, yeah. I don't want to make a judgment of a person's.
B
Can I tell a story time really quick?
C
Yeah, go.
B
Did I tell you about how my ex's now ex girlfriend messaged me on Instagram? I tell you about that?
C
No.
B
Okay, so before, in 2024.
C
Yeah.
B
He was messaging me.
C
Is this the. Yeah.
B
Yes. So he was messaging me, right?
C
Yeah.
B
This is after his health thing happened. And he was like, when you get back with me, he's like, I missed you. Like, I've been thinking about you so much. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, maybe he changed. Maybe he's really ready to settle down, you know? This is my first boyfriend I ever took seriously. He met everyone. Like, he came to Bretman's for Christmas, for Thanksgiving. Like, only person who's ever met anybody in my family or in my life in general.
C
Yeah.
B
So then I was like, you know, I just. Like, I was like, something's telling me he's lying about something. So I found his socials. I mean, we knew each other such a long time, so I knew them. And then I went on to see who's following, and I found this one girl. They're on her socials, and I saw him all over her Instagram. And I was like, oh. I'm like, is this. I think, together? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. So I messaged her, and I was like. I messaged under my finster. And I was like, hi. Like, I'm just wondering, are you. And so. And so together. And she was like, who's this? And I was like, oh, I'm his ex. Like, he's been trying to get back with me, and I'm just kind of confused. And I was just trying to get some clarity because that's crazy if he's. If he's with you and trying to get back with me.
C
Yeah.
B
And she was like, I find that really hard to believe because he's going through a lot right now, and she's just coming off really rude. And I was like, oh. I was like, period, girl. Like, you have fun with that. Like, I never. I stopped replying to her because she just came off really rude.
C
Yeah.
B
And I was like, oh, like, okay, girl. Like, I didn't tell you what he was doing, but I was just, like, telling you that he's been trying to get back with me.
C
And then.
B
So she got. She was, like, having eyes with me, so I was like, never mind. Then, girl, you. You do what you want to do. I'll leave you alone.
C
Yeah.
B
And then he got mad at me, and he was like, why would you message her? And I was like, you lying to me? And he was like, the audacity.
C
Yeah.
B
He was single. Like, I'm not with her. Like, I don't. He's like, I don't care. Which was supposed. Anything that I'm. I'm by myself. And I'm like, clearly she doesn't think that.
C
Yeah.
B
So clearly you're lying to somebody. So anyway, so I was like, y' all have fun with that. I must stay out of it.
C
See, when I said, there's like, two different side.
B
Right?
C
And I'm like. Because, like, now he's, like, fragmenting.
B
Yeah.
C
Like, his situation.
B
So three weeks ago, she messaged me on my Instagram, and she was like, hi. Like, owe you an apology.
C
Yes.
B
And she was like, I just want to say sorry for how I spoke to you when you were trying to warn me against him. And I was like, honestly, it means a lot that you coming to me. And I know that's not easy, but I was like, honestly, I wasn't trying to be a bad person.
C
I was just.
B
I was just asking. And I. Girl, I didn't even tell her all the things that he was doing. So I'm just like, so just to me, if somebody was ever to come to me and be like, hey, girl, and he tried to lie about it, girl, I wouldn't believe him. I would. That would be my sign to get out.
C
Get out.
B
But, yeah, that's my story.
C
Wow.
B
We follow each other on Instagram now. She's really sweet. She's really pretty.
C
I can't believe he's still around, though, girl. Is that. Is that what you're in your. Your man era?
B
And then he got mad at me because I, I, I don't like blocking people necessarily, because I want to see him. I want to make sure he still sees I thrive. So I don't block him, but I just ignore him. And he was like, he messed me. He's like, why are you friends with my ex? And I was like, I can be friends with whoever I'm gonna be friends with.
C
Yes.
B
I was like, don't worry about anything.
C
Also, thank you for giving me a new friend.
B
Yeah. She's so sweet. She's so nice. Yeah. That's my 22 second story.
C
That's like.
B
And that's why I listen. I see red flags, and people try to tell me red flags, and, like, even though there are some weird girls out there, end of the day, I rather just, you know, there's more men out there, there's more people out there. You can take your drama and go somewhere else with it. That's how I feel, though.
D
Nice.
B
Thank you.
D
So we are nearing the end of the episode. We're gonna close out with a game. So this game is, I think I don't know what it's called, but we're gonna call it starts with, ends with. So I'm gonna count to three. Ms. K and Kat are gonna shout a single random letter at the same time.
B
Okay.
D
Ms. K's letter is gonna become the start of A word.
C
Okay.
D
And Cat's letter is going to be the end of the word. You guys will then race to think of a real word that fits with the specific first and last letter.
B
Now we're working together.
D
No, you guys are challenging each other. Competition.
C
Okay.
D
Okay, you guys ready?
C
Yes.
B
Yes.
C
I think so.
D
And I. Let me just pull up Dictionary.com.
C
okay. And then can. After we say the word. Can you count? 3, 2, 1. And then we say it like this.
B
The letter. And then say 3, 2, and then the word. The first one to say the word.
C
Yeah.
D
Yes. I'm gonna say three. So I'm gonna say three, two, one, letter. And then you guys will then have to think. Yeah. And then whoever shouts out the word first.
C
Oh, okay.
B
Okay. Got it.
D
I will also not be keeping track of score if somebody can do that in comments because it's lazy.
B
No brain. I have to think.
C
Okay, let's do it.
D
You guys want 3, 2, 1, or you guys want 1, 2, 3? I think you two are never allied. 3, 2, 1, 5.
B
Sorry, I said it again.
C
Again, again, again. She said E. I was right.
B
Hi.
C
You did say F. Oh, yeah.
B
You're so funny.
C
I'm like, Let me just build a letter. Whatever you say.
B
Manifesting the letter. The word.
D
We needed clips anyway. Okay, are you guys ready?
C
Yes.
D
Wait.
C
Oh, she's trying to win.
D
Oh, she's serious.
B
Wait, no, I unzipped itself.
D
Three, two, one, save.
C
Ooh, she's fast. Okay,
D
okay, I'll try to keep score then. So Ms. K is one, cat is zero.
B
Okay,
D
save. Okay, next one. Ready? Three, two, one.
C
The tea.
D
Wait, someone said the
B
treat.
D
Okay, one more time.
B
I said treat.
D
One more time.
C
What? What did you say? I said T. I said T. Yeah,
D
we both said no, but you said the.
B
Like, I knew she said T. Okay, so you said. I said cheat.
D
Okay, give it to Cat.
C
We'll give it feeder.
D
Kidding. Treat. Okay, next word. Next one. Ready? Three, two, one.
B
X is crazy. Xylophoned.
D
Yes. That's, like, the only answer.
C
Xylophoned.
D
Yeah.
B
Yeah.
D
No, xylophone.
B
That's A. E. I did with a D, though. Xylophone.
D
Oh, you said D. Yeah. Oh, never mind.
B
I don't think that's a word.
D
I don't think there's a word.
C
There is a word.
D
Okay, what is it then?
C
Sifold.
D
Spell it.
C
X, I, F, O, L, D, Z, fold. Yeah.
D
No results for zold. I've never heard.
B
I love the confidence, though.
D
Remember? She's bringing over confidence.
B
She's starting today.
D
That's why you get no point for that one. Yeah.
B
I don't know why I did X, girl.
D
Three, two, one.
C
M. Mono.
D
We'll take mono. Ready? Three, two, one.
C
Ben.
D
Ben, we'll take Ban.
B
Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
D
Ms. K has three. Cat has one.
C
Exactly. If Brett was here, girl, he would be kicking my ass. He would be yelling, I will be X
D
the girl. What's X? Okay, ready?
C
Three, two, one, send.
D
Is it D?
B
Yeah.
C
And I said S. Send.
D
Okay. You've been saying either D or E's.
B
I can't think of the word. I can't think of any letters.
D
So many other letters.
B
Okay, there's 23.
D
Two, one.
B
A. Fanta.
C
I was gonna say for cash.
D
I would have taken that, but we'll take Fanta. All right, we're tied three, three.
C
Are we going to five?
D
Let's do up to. Still up to seven. We'll do five.
C
Five. Five, five.
D
We'll do five because. Three, two, one.
B
Wait, I have to think. Okay. Okay, I remembered more letters.
D
Three, two, one.
C
Hog.
B
Wait, that's a G. Yeah, you said
C
F. I was gonna say I can't think.
B
Hoff. That's a name.
C
Hoff.
B
H, O, F, F, H, F, F,
C
H, E, F, F. I think that's the word.
D
I mean, there's something that's close to it. No, that's not huff.
B
Oh, yeah. Like huff and puff.
D
Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take that. There's also half when you cut something.
B
Oh, yeah, half
C
H and F. Oh, my gosh.
D
All right, Ms. K with four. She needs one more.
C
Are you gonna take that?
B
Okay.
D
Three, two, one, G. Georgia. Okay, we'll take Georgia. There's also Grandma.
B
Oh, yeah. Grandpa.
D
Grandpa. Okay, last one. We are tied at four, ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready?
C
No.
D
Three. Cat, you ready?
B
Yeah.
D
Three, two, one.
C
K, O,
B
KOA. Pancake.
C
KOA.
D
Wait, that's O. Oh, that's K. O,
B
K, O, A. Oh, fuck.
D
You guys want to try again?
C
K, O.
D
Wait. KO
C
Kilo.
B
Good job.
D
Sound effect for a winner.
B
Ms. K. Good job, Ms. K. Thank you so much. You did good.
C
You did good.
B
Thank you. That's using your brain, guys.
C
Yes. What is that called that you said
B
last week we had to exercise.
C
Exercise your brains. Anyways, that will be products.
D
You're just.
C
Oh, should we do product? Let me look at my bag.
D
That's crazy.
B
No. So because of my.
C
Oh, my God, that's so good.
B
So I am eating a lot healthier, right? And a lot of carbs upset my tummy. And just make me feel really groggy and. And super bloated. But this one is a really good brand. This. I think this is my favorite protein pasta. There's a lot of different protein pastas out there, but this one is by far my favorite. I think it's made with chickpeas, I'm pretty sure.
C
Oh, it's vegan.
B
Yeah, it's vegan. And I think it's considered gluten free, but maybe not. Don't quote me. Just figure out for yourself. But anyway, I love this pasta.
C
That's so cute.
B
There's a lot of chickpea pastas that they fall apart. Or like, there's edamame pasta. That's not very good. This one is very, very, very good. So any pastas I make, I use this now.
C
Fun. My product of the week is this tripod right here. I think this is Brett's.
B
Really?
C
I don't know for sure, because there's one. I just. You know how, like, I just be finding stuff in my bag?
B
Yeah.
C
And sometimes I carry. I carry Brett. Sure. No, I'm deadass.
B
No. She's so true. But then she won't remember if she got it or somebody. Else's.
C
Yes.
B
Because it would just be in my bag and have it. And then you're like, isn't that mine? And she's like, is it?
C
Yeah. Because I'm like, wait, what? But anyways, is this tripod? I think it's Bratz.
B
That's so handy, right?
C
If you want this back, you can have it back. But it literally, it's in my keychain, and I found it recently in a bag, you guys. It was in a bag that I haven't used for, like, months, and I found it, and I was, like, using it. But it's basically like a. A tripod where you can, like, put in your kitchen, and it's like this big, but then it also comes in like this. And it gets longer.
B
It gets long, and look how long it is. That's so nice.
C
It's so cute for, like, workout videos or anything, but I've been using this for my phone or whenever I watch, like, shows on my phone. Very handy.
B
That's so nice.
C
To the beach, you know?
B
So your phone just get in the. In the sand. That is so nice.
C
But yeah, period. Sorry, but if this is yours, I didn't steal it, I promise.
B
That's so funny.
C
You left it in my bag.
D
Sure, sure.
C
But yeah.
B
Nice, Carrie.
D
All right. Where can bad bitches find you?
C
Oh, all the bad bitches can find me at the baddest radio 44.4, obviously. Or M I S K A y E on TikTok and Instagram and you
B
can follow my baking page. Bustybakeshi on Instagram.
C
Yes.
B
Yeah, Azi, can you send us away?
D
Also, if you guys have a song request, please put them in the comments cuz I'm running out of song.
C
There's a million type of songs.
D
Ay, you gave me Midnight sun and I haven't heard that song.
C
Okay, can you do.
D
I'm going to sing a request.
C
Frank Ocean Pyramid.
D
I don't know song. I got to study it before I sing it.
B
Harry.
C
What about Whitney Houston? I have nothing.
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Okay, I guess I'll do the other request.
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He was going to do the other one.
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Which one? Oh, the Julius Caesar one.
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You said Julius?
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Yeah.
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Daniel Caesar.
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Daniel Caesar. Okay, hit us with the Daniel.
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I'll do a song.
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Don't worry guys. Brett will be back next week.
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Yes. Sorry if we were not your cup of tea.
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No, you guys did a good job.
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Thank you so much.
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I was nervous.
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Kat did a good job. People down in the comments.
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Yeah.
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Please let her know if she tries put all her recipes on her page.
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Yeah.
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And if you didn't greet her happy birthday last week, please greet her.
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It's your birthday.
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Oh, it was. It was almost the day before. No, when this come out, it's the day after.
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After.
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Wait, when's the last one come out Next?
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Next week.
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Next week.
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That's my birthday one. Oh, my birthday is next Friday.
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Last week episode. Last week.
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This one is the 21st.
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Yeah.
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Period.
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Yeah.
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Okay. So perfect.
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Oh, Gemini season. Happy Gemini.
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Gemini.
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Okay, are you or not?
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I'll be here. Cuz we both know how it goes. I don't want things to change.
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Pray that you stay the same always.
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Boom boom. And I don't care if you're with somebody else. I give you time, space. Just know I'm not a face. Always. Always. They already cut it.
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Bye everybody. Bye. Bye, Peach. I'll see you next Thursday.
B
Yeah.
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Don't forget to follow rate and like you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at thebaddestradio on all social media. Bye Beach.
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Date: May 21, 2026
Host: Dear Media
Usual Host: Bretman Rock (absent this episode)
Guests/Co-Hosts: Kat (“Ms. K”), Ozzy
This episode of DaBaddest Radio is a lively, unscripted gathering of Bretman’s crew—Kat, Ozzy, and friends—holding court while Bretman is away. With "no Bret, no rules, no filter," the friends dive into playful debates, candid overshares, nostalgia for Filipino meals, and a marathon of party games designed to show off their personalities, competitive streaks, and deep friendship energy. The main event is a wild mix of “This or That,” hypothetical scenarios, and rapid-fire word challenges, with laughter and TMI stories throughout.
(10:04–25:59)
(26:08–39:11)
(39:13–47:32)
(47:32–48:13)
(48:13–end)
This episode is an unapologetically honest and irreverently fun hour, with friendship at the core. It’s full of TMI stories, candid confessions, and supportive teasing, spotlighting why Bretman’s world is as welcoming as it is hilarious. Whether reminiscing about Filipino food, swapping embarrassing moments, or dissecting relationship red flags, the crew reminds listeners it’s okay to be real, messy, and “the baddest”—with or without the signature host.
For fans: You won't miss Bretman too much—his spirit is alive in every wild tangent and loving roast among his friends.