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Princess May
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Bretman Rock
The following podcast is a Dear Media production Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl. You already know who it is. Episode 13 hey, guys.
Princess May
Hi, Willy Wonka.
Ms. K
Hi, Willy.
Bretman Rock
It's me, Bretman Rock, AKA Willy Wonka.
Ms. K
Today, the bean stealer.
Bretman Rock
Who are y'all?
Princess May
We're the. I'm Oompa, and that's Loompa.
Bretman Rock
We got Oompa and Loompa out in this big. Where did they live again?
Ms. K
In a forest. In a jungle somewhere, period.
Princess May
You should know.
Ms. K
You.
Princess May
That's where you.
Bretman Rock
Did you guys watch the new. I know. That's where I'm from. Did you guys watch the new episode? Not episode. Did you guys watch the new movie, Willy Wonka? Willy Wonka.
Princess May
Yes.
Bretman Rock
With rap boy Summer King. What's his name? Timothee Chalamet?
Princess May
Timothy Shamus?
Ms. K
Yes, I did. It's really good. I. I didn't expect it to be like a musical, right at first, but then I was like, oh, but it's Willy Wonka.
Bretman Rock
Like, of course it's musical. And he ate that role up. I was.
Ms. K
He did.
Bretman Rock
I remember when I first came out that he got the role. I was like, him. Like, that's a little strange. But he ate that shit up. And he could sing.
Ms. K
I didn't know he could sing. Wow.
Princess May
He did really good. I really like the movie, too.
Bretman Rock
Speaking of, we're another day closer to Halloween.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
Did you guys know there's five Thursdays this October?
Ms. K
No.
Princess May
No.
Bretman Rock
So we dressing up five different fucking times, y'all. And this is only the second of the second.
Princess May
Yeah.
Ms. K
And we got dressed as, like, Oompa.
Bretman Rock
Loompas, as you guys can see Ms. K is here with us today. She wasn't here with us last week. So Ms. K will be taking over a lot of the episodes today because she has a lot of stories to tell.
Ms. K
I do. Well, it's like, mainly like, my mom's stories of, like, what she told me.
Bretman Rock
Thank you to Atit for providing us with the stories of the day. But before we get started, I would like to formally introduce that we all have a segment now.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Princess have fertility. I have the tea. When I tell you guys the diary. And Miss T for Miss. Hey.
Ms. K
Oh.
Bretman Rock
Oh, my gosh. And we'll get to that in a bit, but we'll start with the tea, which is me reading from my diary. All right, we have another October entry from 2021.
Ms. K
Wait, we unlock a new diary, you guys?
Bretman Rock
Yeah, this one. The one that got me in Seattle October 15th, just watching my doggies play around. And I'm thinking about how one day they are all going to get old and too lazy for one another. I raised four pups so far, including Leela. Rest in peace, Leela. She was so young anyways. And I have to say, this shit is like raising my own annoying ass kids. Lol. Lily, who's the baby of the pack, really got me waking up at 5am I do think she's finally getting the hang of the pack and is blending beautifully. Like she has always been here forever. I don't really know why I read that. I just really wanted to read one that was three years ago, but I cannot believe that my Lily is almost two. Like, that is crazy. I know.
Ms. K
And Lila has been gone for three years.
Bretman Rock
And I don't know if y'all saw in my journal, but I scratched out the fact that I. I put. I took out lazy. I'm. No, I scratched out dead, and I put lazy because I was like, girl, I can't be. Because I know my dogs are gonna die. And literally I have four pups, so that means they're all gonna knock on wood. But, like, if the day comes, I'm not ready for them to go one by one by one. Like, are you kidding me? They're all like, only a year apart. Well, that's a little bit sad to think about. Speaking of motherfucking death. But yeah, that's my journal entry from three years ago.
Ms. K
So sad. Now, I'm so sorry to start the.
Bretman Rock
Episode like that, but yes, the reality is pets die.
Princess May
Yeah, that's so crazy.
Bretman Rock
But anyways, when we were kids, we had a guinea pig that passed away.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And we had to bury it.
Ms. K
Jj.
Bretman Rock
Jj.
Princess May
Yeah, the brown one. He was so cute.
Bretman Rock
And obviously, as the animal lovers that we are, we gave it a proper funeral.
Princess May
And we did with candles and everything.
Ms. K
Birthday candy, candles.
Bretman Rock
And then we had the house owner of the house.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Yell at us and tell our moms to yell at us. But Ms. K's mom was like, bitch, what the fuck you want me to do? Yell at the kids for throwing a funeral for their guinea pigs? Like, what the fuck?
Ms. K
He literally grabbed a whole ass hose for a little tiny candle.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, it was a birthday candle. This fucking tiny. And he was like, you guys are going to burn out the whole fucking house. You guys are so irresponsible.
Ms. K
Like.
Bretman Rock
And I'm like, bitch, what? There's three of us praying over a fucking dead guinea pig. And it's not like there was anything around that could catch on fire.
Ms. K
Yeah, no, there wasn't.
Bretman Rock
Like, what? Anyways, why did we start off talking about a dead fucking.
Princess May
Oh, my God. No way. Actually, speaking of, like, you know, our auntie passed away recently.
Ms. K
Literally.
Princess May
I'm sorry.
Bretman Rock
No, I'm. I'm just. I'm not laughing. I'm, like, really just laughing at the fact that, wow, things are going on and we're out here dressed as Willy Wonka and just like. But if y'all didn't know, our auntie passed away a couple a week ago.
Princess May
She's the fun one.
Bretman Rock
She was the fun one.
Ms. K
The rebel girl.
Bretman Rock
The rebel queen. And, like, was the first person to ever just always celebrated my queerness. Yeah. Do you guys have any antique stories?
Ms. K
I don't really have any. It would just be. It would just be like. It would honestly. It would honestly just be, like, just fun times with her. She's always the loudest one.
Bretman Rock
Loudest. The rowdiest.
Ms. K
And, like, you would know that she's around because she would be, like, laughing so hard out of nowhere.
Bretman Rock
And she's always kind of making sex jokes, too.
Ms. K
Yeah, she is. She's the naughty one, the freaky one. And then she always has, like, those jewelries on her, which I love, because.
Bretman Rock
She was like, oh, yeah, she was.
Ms. K
A jewelry queen with her nails.
Bretman Rock
Princess. Do you have any memories from Antin?
Princess May
I do remember the last time I came to visit. Oh, it was for Dad's funeral.
Bretman Rock
Oh, yeah.
Princess May
Yeah. I went to go visit her and we took a picture and that was, like, the last memories I've had with her. But we talked a lot and we talked about my kids, and she made, like, crazy funny jokes, like, Usual, like, she's just.
Bretman Rock
She raunchy.
Princess May
Yeah, she's a raunchy queen. Yeah. I feel like she is, like.
Ms. K
Is she the middle child?
Bretman Rock
I think she is kind of the middle child. Yeah. She is middle child of 10.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
That's crazy. Oh, wait. Speaking of Ms. K, here we are today. We are here to celebrate your first ever Ms. Tea segment.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
What did you make for us today?
Ms. K
Oh, my God, it's right here. I thought you would never ask because the froth is gone.
Bretman Rock
Oh, my God. Sorry.
Ms. K
We'll do.
Bretman Rock
We'll do the Misty segment first thing next time.
Ms. K
Okay. But I just made a latte, which is coconut milk and espresso. And I love your espresso machine because you have like the. What is that thing called? The Stamper.
Bretman Rock
Yes.
Ms. K
And it's, like, built in. And I was like, I've never seen that before. And it's so high tech. You should try it.
Bretman Rock
I should make my Breville my product of the week. But we'll get there when they sponsor us. Breville, please sponsor us.
Princess May
All three of us.
Bretman Rock
Yes. But Ms. K's first segment, this is not really, like, the real one yet because she started to ask me for lavender syrups and all these syrups, and I'm like, okay, Ms. K, next time just give me the ingredients list and I'll get them right before each episode. So this is what I just had, like, in my kitchen. But next week, Ms. K is going off. But yeah. All right, princess, it's time for your segment. Fertility with Fertile Myrtle.
Princess May
Hello, everyone.
Bretman Rock
Wait, before you start. So many people were saying how grateful they were for your fertility segment.
Ms. K
Oh, yeah. No, I was reading the comments about the water and every, like, a lot of girls were like, oh, my God, now I know why I was having cramps.
Princess May
Yeah. No, for real, trust me. I had three kids. So she knows I know.
Bretman Rock
Okay, what is your advice of the week?
Princess May
My advice of the week is about. It's for my teen moms again. I want to make this month my segment for, like, teen moms only because, like, I had Cleo.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Princess May
As a teen mom and it's her birth month period. Okay. So let me start. Being a teen mom can be a challenging yet rewarding experience. And here are some piece of advices that might help you. Don't look at my stuff.
Bretman Rock
Damn. You really be writing it all out.
Princess May
No, I do. Okay. So one thing I learned is that to always set goals. I like, I feel like there's like a stereotype for teen moms that, like, Once you have kids at a really young age, people think that your life is over. It's not setting goals like always set goals and think about your future and set achievable goals for yourself as a parent and as for your personal life.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, yeah.
Princess May
And then also, this is the number one thing. Take care of yourself. Don't forget about yourself physically, emotionally. Make time for activities that you enjoy and that can help you relax, because being a mom is a lot. So take care of yourself and set goals for yourself, personal. For your personal life and for your kids.
Bretman Rock
What was a personal goal that you set when you had Cleo? Unattainable one that you may or may have accomplished?
Ms. K
Yeah. Okay.
Princess May
What are the versatile.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, what were they? Girl, there's a lot.
Princess May
Yeah, there was a lot, actually. Bitch, why you always come with me? So many fucking.
Bretman Rock
Well, bitch, you're giving fucking advice. Do we listen to our advice?
Princess May
No, we do.
Bretman Rock
So what were the fucking goals that you made with Cleo? Little ones or big ones that you accomplished? So the viewer who may be watching has good examples.
Princess May
Oh, my God. Well. Well, I've always. Okay, I knew that once I. I had Cleo, I wanted my own space, so I had my own Place. At 17 years old, I was able to get my own place and take care. Which.
Bretman Rock
Where. Which was. Oh, period. Yeah, she lived on her own place.
Princess May
I lived in my own place when I had Cleo, and I. Yeah.
Ms. K
Oh, yeah, I remember that place.
Princess May
Yeah, you do.
Bretman Rock
That era.
Princess May
Yeah, it was my first place, and that was, like, a personal goal that I wanted to achieve for. I wanted, like, space for me and my daughter, and that's what I got.
Bretman Rock
But also, don't compare your personal goal with other people's personal goals just because Princess was able to do that at 17, which was an honor and a privilege, period, because she was able to do that. Don't.
Princess May
That's just my personal goal that I had for me, my daughter.
Bretman Rock
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Ms. K
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Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
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Bretman Rock
All right, before we move on to the Halloween scary stuff, let's dim the lights for some mood because we lit up some candles. Let there be light. Wow.
Princess May
Oh, my God. I look more orange.
Ms. K
Yeah, I know.
Princess May
I look like a pumpkin now.
Bretman Rock
And now we have hit the Halloween mood. Before we start our scary storytelling, I want to ask you guys some Halloween questions, okay? Just to get in the vibes of the spookiness of it all.
Princess May
What's the question?
Bretman Rock
First question is.
Princess May
Oh, my God, my heart, my baby.
Bretman Rock
What is your favorite Halloween movie?
Ms. K
My favorite Halloween movie is either two things. If a kid is asking me, I like to say Halloween Town.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
That franchise is really cute. My favorite Disney Halloween movie. But it would have to go for Freddie and versus Jason.
Bretman Rock
Oh, cute, cute, cute. That was a good one. Especially when we were, like, younger.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
I swore I was the edge of my fucking. Okay, Princess, I know you don't watch too many.
Princess May
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Bretman Rock
So give us a pg because I already know your answer is going to be, like, fucking Caroline.
Princess May
No, not Caroline. What is those witches again? I forgot their names. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like that one.
Bretman Rock
I swear.
Princess May
I want to.
Bretman Rock
How you gave birth to a Halloween baby girl. Because Cleo, I know Cleo loves to watch. I feel like we need to, like, just edit Princess out and just insert Cleo here because Cleo would live for these.
Princess May
She'll tell you a whole list of, like, all her favorite scary. I don't like watching scary movies with her. She's like, just sit down.
Bretman Rock
I remembered, like, her first background on her iPad was like, Freddie.
Princess May
She's like, for this month, can I decorate the house?
Bretman Rock
And I was like, girl, she loves scary. It's her season.
Ms. K
She does.
Bretman Rock
It's. I think my favorite Halloween movie would have to be. What if I was still in the Philippines? I would say, ang sing ni nanai. Girl, that shit had me in my.
Ms. K
Yeah, the edge.
Bretman Rock
The edge of my seat. But when I moved to America, I don't know if it's qualified as, like, a scary Halloween movie, but I really do love the Saw series.
Ms. K
The Saw.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. I feel like that's more thriller than it is Halloween.
Ms. K
Is it because of, like, the puzzle things that they do?
Bretman Rock
I just like a good, like, edge of my seat. Like, I'm about to pee my pants, like, watching it through the peaks of my fucking fingertips. Like, I love a movie that gives me, like, in the edge. Yeah.
Ms. K
Like.
Bretman Rock
Cause, I mean, Halloween movies, I do love, like, the Conjuring, which I dressed up like last time. But I feel like the scary movies nowadays, you know, when a jump scare is about to happen.
Princess May
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
It's the background movies. Like, I feel like that kind of, like, sets it up a bit, like. And I'm like, okay, the creepy music's coming up. Someone's about to jump. Next Halloween question. What are your favorite Halloween candies? What is your favorite Halloween candy?
Ms. K
This is an unpopular opinion, but I love a good candy corn.
Bretman Rock
Okay, girl. Yeah.
Ms. K
What makes you think, why candy corn?
Princess May
Yes, bitch. How old are you? 50.
Ms. K
Excuse me.
Bretman Rock
No candy corn. Do slap, though, if it's. If it's the last candy you have left.
Ms. K
I love the texture and I love the taste. I don't know why it tastes like.
Princess May
What it tastes like.
Ms. K
It doesn't taste like corn, but, I mean, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
Bretman Rock
It tastes like cheap sugar.
Ms. K
Yeah, it does. It's like. Like, like. Like sugar. Sugar cubes. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, that's what it tastes like to me. My favorite one is, especially when I was a kid, anything that is, like, gummy. Like, you know when we would go to, like, trick or treating and you dump all your candy, I feel like I would always group my gummies into one. Really? Like Haribos and Twizzlers. Like gummy candies. Yeah.
Princess May
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Which I feel like. Which I feel like I like them because of the texture. And I feel like it's less, like, sweet. It's still very much sweet, but, like, it's less sweet. So I would say, like, gummy vibes. But if it has to be candy candy, I would say Starburst, but specifically the orange.
Ms. K
You've never picked up an orange Starburst before?
Bretman Rock
I had.
Ms. K
No, you haven't.
Bretman Rock
I love the red and the orange.
Ms. K
You always go for, like, the pink.
Bretman Rock
I hate the pink. No, no.
Ms. K
Or the yellow one.
Bretman Rock
You're the yellow one. You love. You will defend the yellow one.
Ms. K
I like the yellow one's.
Bretman Rock
My favorite princess. Did you answer?
Princess May
No.
Bretman Rock
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to skip over you.
Princess May
No.
Bretman Rock
What is your favorite Halloween candy?
Princess May
My favorite Halloween candy. Like, the Gummy ones, but also, like, I like the cheesy balls.
Bretman Rock
Cheesy balls. Oh, like the.
Princess May
Those in the little packets?
Bretman Rock
I mean, true.
Ms. K
What, the cheesy balls, like the Cheetos?
Princess May
Yeah, like, you know how, like, there's like, the pretzel ones and there's the cheesy balls, like in those little pack.
Ms. K
Packet ones, like the Whoppers?
Princess May
No, they're cheese balls. Well, you want to go Target? I'll show you.
Ms. K
Yeah, there's a lot.
Bretman Rock
Cheese balls.
Princess May
Cheese balls.
Bretman Rock
All right. I mean, do we. Do you guys have Halloween questions?
Ms. K
Oh, yeah, I do. What are you most scared of?
Bretman Rock
Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.
Ms. K
Scared of, like, from, like.
Princess May
Like, what's your fear?
Bretman Rock
Things we fear.
Ms. K
Yeah. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
I don't really fear a lot of things, honestly. I'm not scared of ghosts. I taught this last episode. My thing is, I'm really scared of people. More like, I always. I said that last episode, but, like, bitch, people can actually hurt you. But I think especially K, when it comes to fear, I would just say it's a little bit boring, but heights.
Ms. K
Heights.
Princess May
Heights?
Ms. K
Yeah. You are afraid of heights?
Bretman Rock
Yeah. I'm not a height girly. Like, Ms. K. Always want to jump off a fucking plane. Yes.
Ms. K
I've been convincing him to go jumping with me, and he's like, no.
Bretman Rock
And it's going to be a no every single time, girl. I don't know why. I'm like, girl, I should not be risking my life to fucking have fun. Even bungee jumping.
Ms. K
I'm like, girl, Nor sounds so fun, though.
Bretman Rock
I do. I do think I'll do it one day, but just right now. Now, what is your biggest fear, princess? What are you most scared of?
Princess May
The ocean.
Bretman Rock
Oh, the. What about the ocean? Like, the fact that it's so big or the fact that only 5% of it has been discovered?
Princess May
Both. Both of them, honestly.
Ms. K
Or the sea creatures.
Princess May
The sea creatures. Oh, my God. I've been, like, on my TikTok and, like, they've just been showing me, like, these. These different sea creatures that.
Bretman Rock
But as a dugong. How. But as a dugong, like, how are you scared of your own environment?
Ms. K
That was her name for, like, a long.
Princess May
Hated that name. Like, I literally ignore anybody that says it.
Bretman Rock
Why did we call you a du? I think Mom. Was it mom that gave you that nickname? I feel like my. Yeah, mom gave you that nickname for sure.
Ms. K
Ever since the Little Mermaid thingy.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. Chokoy.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Princess May
That's so bad. Like, why would you name your own daughter that, like, so.
Bretman Rock
Well, if you guys don't know what.
Ms. K
Dugong is, it's like a manatee.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, it's a manatee. And that was Princess's nickname as a child.
Princess May
Oh, my God. One time I asked my mom, I was like, what is Dugang like, man?
Bretman Rock
It's here, girl. It's like those, like, fat dolphins, basically.
Princess May
But it looked like those. The ones Dugong. They look like they bite, bitch.
Bretman Rock
No, they don't.
Ms. K
They're very friendly.
Princess May
Yeah, I know, but, like, they look like they bite. They're scary looking. Did you ever actually search it up?
Ms. K
They're like the elephants of the sea.
Bretman Rock
I would say they're like the hippos of the sea.
Princess May
That's crazy. Hippo is crazy.
Bretman Rock
Well, have you seen Mudang? Do you know Mudang, Princess? Who, Mudang? No, girl, that's your little sister. There's Dugang and Mudang.
Princess May
Bitch. Both of y'all was named Bakla.
Bretman Rock
Okay, I was bading. Don't play with it.
Ms. K
Bading. They call us who we were.
Princess May
But Colin was ulu.
Bretman Rock
Exactly. They called us for what we were. Yeah, exactly.
Princess May
What did I have to do with the Dugong? I don't understand.
Bretman Rock
My favorite. My favorite read ever was Bob the Drag Queen, where she's like, maybe sometimes what you eat is really true because, Princess, you're everything. That was a. Wow.
Princess May
I'm kidding.
Ms. K
Could you eat everything?
Bretman Rock
Princess, you're everything. I'm kidding. Princess, do you have any Halloween questions for us?
Princess May
Wait, Kiefer, you didn't answer.
Ms. K
Oh.
Bretman Rock
Oh, yeah.
Ms. K
I am scared of Michael Myers.
Bretman Rock
Oh, yes.
Ms. K
Because when we were younger, like maybe middle school, we went trick or trading with me and my friends. And then there was this Michael Myers person that was standing in the middle of the road just, like, looking at us. And then a car shows up out of nowhere with his music. And then he started running towards us, and we had the. There was nowhere else to go but run. So we ran for, like, a good 30 minutes.
Bretman Rock
I remember he telling me this story.
Ms. K
And he was still running after us, and I was like, oh, my God, I'm never doing this again. Fuck this shit.
Bretman Rock
Oh, my God.
Ms. K
And ever since then, I was, like, scared of him, period.
Bretman Rock
Wow.
Princess May
Speaking of Halloween, what is your favorite Halloween memory?
Ms. K
I think my favorite memory was when we had, like, a little thing going on for, like, I think three years where we would meet, all meet up in that pink house, and we'd go trick or treating with everybody.
Bretman Rock
Oh, yes.
Ms. K
And I think that was, like, one of the best ones and we would, like, raise. Whoever has the most candies wins. I think that's. And then that's the first time I ever.
Bretman Rock
I think just like, oh, no.
Ms. K
That's the first time I ever told Emerald to call me Ms. D. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Now it's a segment on my podcast. Girl, I love it. Yeah. I would say the same thing as Ms. K's just trick or treating as a kid.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Because nowadays, if we went trick or treating, they'd be like, who the fuck?
Ms. K
Go around.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. And then I think, like, it. When you reach high school, like, and you're trick or treating, the fun of it kind of like, yeah. Is gone. And then also, just like, all those older people who are giving out candies, they're always like, oh, you're too old to be doing this. It's just like reminding you that you're old. And I'm just like, ugh, girl. So I would say just like the good old memories of getting our pillowcases and going trick or treating around Ewa beach.
Ms. K
And, like, we would practice how to say trick or treating because we didn't know what it was.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. I remember.
Ms. K
Happy Halloween.
Bretman Rock
That was a culture shock, too. Like, especially my first Halloween because guys had already had Halloween. And I remember just like, it was a nervous thing, like, going out to view those holidays. I was nervous. But then obviously, over time, it's like, whatever. But. Yeah, that's so weird that, like, we celebrate Halloween so differently compared to in the Philippines, which might be. This might be the perfect time to segue into what we're going to talk about. But in the Philippines and in Mexico, too, I think it's the same kind of culture. It's the dead. November 1st. November 1st, we celebrate it. And what do you guys remember from November 1st? I know we don't go out. We are not allowed to go out of the house, like, past a certain.
Ms. K
Time because all of the. My mom said all the ghosts would be, like, walking around doing their own thing, visiting their family.
Bretman Rock
I think it's like six, right? Not witching hours, but, like Twilight time, right when the sun comes down, no one goes out of their house. And we all put our atang.
Ms. K
Yes. Because that's when they're coming visit you. So you have to be there because, like, they wouldn't know if you know. Yeah, you're home or not.
Bretman Rock
Princess, what is atang?
Princess May
It's like, what you offer to the dead.
Bretman Rock
Like, offerings. What do you remember? Like, what we would put in our atangs. Princess, I feel like you barely Celebrated.
Princess May
I didn't because I was here in America already.
Bretman Rock
Oh, so you're better than us?
Princess May
No.
Bretman Rock
So you think you're better than us?
Ms. K
I'm a little bit.
Bretman Rock
No, I remember they would always make, like, a pile of rice, and they put, like, an egg on top.
Ms. K
One of the important things.
Bretman Rock
Oh, yeah.
Princess May
We still did it in America.
Bretman Rock
Just, like, a bunch of rice dishes, I think. I know. There's, like, sticky rice that they always put in there.
Ms. K
You know what I always don't get? You know how, like, when we go to, like, the cemetery and they always have coins in the name plate, like, here now? I always wondered, like, what is it for?
Princess May
And I asked that, actually.
Ms. K
Yeah. And then they told me, like, it was about, like, their fair to go places.
Princess May
Yeah. Especially for Grandpa.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Princess May
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Princess May
That's why we always had to put, like, coins and on.
Bretman Rock
On grandpa's grave, because. Oh, we're always.
Ms. K
Yeah, yeah.
Bretman Rock
And it's always so cool seeing his grave again after putting the coins, because it literally looks like they're grabbing in.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Because. Oh, yeah. If you guys don't know, every time we go visit our grandpa's grave, we put coins on top of.
Princess May
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And then every time we come back, it. The coin looks like it's going inside the grave, and we always think our grandpa's taking it to save up for a flight to the Philippines.
Ms. K
I thought that was really cool.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. All right, Wait.
Princess May
I didn't share my favorite memory.
Bretman Rock
Oh, okay. Period. Hit me. Princess, what is your favorite Halloween?
Princess May
Well, my favorite was when I had Cleo because I had her Halloween period.
Bretman Rock
Oh, that was a bloody Halloween.
Princess May
It was. It was really scary for me because I'm like, oh, my God, I'm six.
Ms. K
Were we there at the hospital that time?
Princess May
No, but remember, came to visit me.
Bretman Rock
I came after.
Princess May
Yeah.
Ms. K
Okay. No, I said one time that. That we all stayed in, like, a cafeteria because you were giving birth.
Bretman Rock
That's Jorly's birth.
Princess May
Yeah, Sorry, y'all. Wasn't.
Bretman Rock
That's Jolie's birth.
Ms. K
Was it?
Princess May
I wasn't there.
Bretman Rock
And Aizen was there, right?
Ms. K
I don't know.
Bretman Rock
That's Jolie's birth.
Princess May
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bretman Rock
No, wrong memory. Kefir.
Ms. K
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Bretman Rock
All right, so since Ms. K wasn't here last episode. Also just reading the comments from the last episode. Ms. K and Princess don't got beef.
Princess May
Oh, my God. What? I'm, uh.
Bretman Rock
Because. Because they skipped. We had to skip the Ms. K. Oh, no. The Kiefer name, because.
Princess May
Oh, no, no, no, we. I wasn't talking about Kiefer like that.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, it was for legal reasons that we had to take it out. If anything is ever removed, it's for legal reasons. It's not because their beefing. And Ms. K wasn't here last episode because she has things to do, bitch. And this princess will probably won't be here in a lot of episodes because this bitch is giving birth soon.
Princess May
Yeah, I am.
Bretman Rock
So I really don't need you to conspirify in the comments anything family dramas, because honestly, my family is dramatic enough to a point where, like, I. We don't mind letting y'all know if we have something.
Ms. K
I'm like, y'all really think we're dramatic?
Bretman Rock
I'm like, you should see our parents, our other cousins, bitch. Like, we're the three that gets along. Like, let's not put it out there, everyone. Like, I'm just glad that I have a sister and a cousin that is willing to do shit like this with me on a Monday morning.
Ms. K
Yeah, I know.
Bretman Rock
So, like, kudos to that. Like, I'm telling y'all, there is no girl. This is just so fun for us to do. It's not as dramatic as everyone makes it think seem. Like, okay, it's. We're literally dressed as Willy Wonka Bitch.
Ms. K
But if we do have beef, that is between me and Princess.
Bretman Rock
I don't know why y'all. Where do y'all come in?
Ms. K
I'm like, I see Princess every day.
Princess May
No, it's like. It's like when people talk about me and Brett, like, when we don't do more, like, YouTube videos, they're. They're always like, oh, they're fighting.
Bretman Rock
I'm like, which sometimes there is some truth to that. But I'm like, and what does that have to do with you?
Ms. K
It's nothing we can't resolve.
Princess May
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
So since Ms. K wasn't here for the last time reading, and like we said and mentioned in the beginning of the episode, Ms. K's mom has a lot of spooky, ooky stories. So how. I think I kind of want to start with your uncle. First of all, it's just a wild ass fucking story.
Ms. K
It is.
Bretman Rock
This all happened in the provinces, in the Philippines.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And I'm gonna let Ms. K tell the story of Uncle.
Ms. K
No, it's because I think I honest feel like my family, like, my mom's side of the family is very in their witch kind of like, places where, like, they. A lot of, like, supernatural things happen to them. This Is like one of them. Because, like one time my uncle was just like walking, like, I guess he found out he. Someone was telling him about like an anting, which is like. What is an anti.
Bretman Rock
Is like a. No, it's like a relic, like a family charm. Like a.
Ms. K
That gives you like an heirloom.
Bretman Rock
An heirloom?
Ms. K
Yeah, something. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
Okay. So one day they were talking about it and he found out that if you bite a. A newborn baby's finger, like pinky, like as soon as like they bird it, like, because like, babies don't really have sins in the world that are very pure. They haven't done anything. So he went to go to a. He went to go dig up a grave. And then when he was walking home and he like saw like a dead baby that's like unborn, basically. So he bit off the pinky and as soon as he bit the pinky, he started getting like, mysterious, like, spiritual powers. Spiritual powers and like things that would like, try to attack him. Like a. Like a. What is that called? Like, where you have to go through like a passageway to like, like finish the. Like a race or something. Like trials.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, like trials almost.
Ms. K
So he basically had to like, defend himself and like in this trials where like, he felt like he was going around in circles, like every time he would like try to leave somewhere, he would end up in the same place. Yeah. So basically he went to this trial and he beat it. He beat it. And he was like one of the most powerful witches in like our place. Because, like, that one of those things are like, I guess what considers like, very rare and like very sort upon on like what he had. So he basically had that. And then basically he had to battle like aswangs, like cows, like deadly cows, like just trying to kill him everywhere. And then throughout the years he would have it. And then there's this one time he saw that he. His crops were missing. He was a farmer, his crops were missing. And that he told the to be like, hey, can you do me a favor? Because all my crops are like going missing. Can you guard this crop place? And whoever comes and like takes it, don't let them leave. A guy comes and then he basically tried to get the crops because he was like this poor guy that didn't have money. So he was like grabbing their crops and he literally couldn't move anywhere until my uncle got back to his house. And he was like, just laying there waiting for someone to come and help him. And he was like, oh, so you're the one that's stealing my crops. And he was like, oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. Like, I just have. I just need food for some my family and stuff. And he was like, all you have to do is ask me. And then he told the auntie hunting, hey, you can let this guy go. And then he got up and laughed. Yeah, no, he did. He got. He gave him food and everything. And then prior to that, he kind of like disappeared from our family. And then he came back into the Philip, like, back to our province looking for, like, his family. And then it turns out that the. The bus driver that was driving was his nephew. And he was like, oh, my God, you're my uncle. I thought. We thought you were dead. He was like, no, I'm not. He's been living up in, like, a mountain.
Princess May
That was a crazy story, girl. That I never heard of this story before.
Bretman Rock
Really?
Princess May
No, I've never heard, but I know that your mom has crazy.
Bretman Rock
It's true.
Ms. K
And then. Yeah. And then there's this one time, my uncle. I forgot his name.
Bretman Rock
Wait, Ker. So I don't want to lose my channel, but remember, in ABS CBN, they would always have, like, Once Upon a Time story time.
Ms. K
Yes, yes.
Bretman Rock
And there was an episode where this guy kept going around in circles and was trying to reach a place, but he kept going around in circles. And it's like a phenomenon, a slash superstition in the Philippines where if you are stuck in a loop, basically, you turn your shirt inside out.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And then I don't. I wonder. So when you were telling that story, I wonder if your uncle, like, figured out, like, to turn his shirt.
Ms. K
Yeah. He said he had to, like, battle like, a bunch of, like, different, like, supernatural beings because that's what they wanted, because they wanted the power. And like, like, he battled like Aswangs, like, the ladies.
Bretman Rock
We should do a Filipino folklore story next episode. But this one, we'll keep it at, like, our family folklores. And the next one. Yeah, we should dress as, like, different Aswangs. We'll see. It's princess is busy that day. Like, she's already looking at me. Like, she's already looking at me like, I think I'm busy that day.
Ms. K
One more.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ms. K
I think this is, like, such a crazy, like, story because, like, I didn't believe my mom when she was telling me, but she was actually.
Bretman Rock
I haven't heard this one yet when it happened.
Ms. K
So my uncle, he's like. He's like a powerful witch too. I don't know how he got who.
Bretman Rock
Is he to your mom?
Ms. K
He's like my mom's uncle. So, like, they're, I think, cousins.
Bretman Rock
So your great uncle.
Ms. K
My. Yeah. So I think my great grandpa is their brothers with their grand great grandpa.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
So basically there was this guy. He's a Florida man. Driver.
Bretman Rock
Florida.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
He's still. He's still living now, but basically. What's kulam in English?
Bretman Rock
Hex.
Ms. K
Hex. So he came to my family, to my mom, because I guess my mom knows a lot of people like that. Can tell. He got there and then he was, like. Wasn't feeling good. He was, like, very sickly, so he had to lay down on the bed. And then my mom was like. My mom called my uncle. He was like, hey, uncle, can you come see this guy? Because he's not feeling well and he looks pale and there's something wrong with him, but he doesn't know what's wrong with him.
Bretman Rock
How old was your mom here?
Ms. K
He's, like, probably like in her 30s.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Sorry. I'm just. I'm, like, putting myself in there.
Ms. K
You're good. You're good. And then he. He went to the doctors. Nobody knew what's wrong with him. So my uncle came and he was, like, laying like this, right, like. Like right side up. Like how you sleep?
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
And then when my uncle went into the room, he didn't see that guy laying like that. He saw him upside down and, like, pale as fuck, like, dying. And he was like, oh, upside down.
Bretman Rock
Floating or upside down?
Ms. K
Upside down. Like the other way? Yeah.
Princess May
What did he say? Oh, my God, I don't want to.
Ms. K
He was like, oh, my God, this guy is about to die. He has, like, at least two weeks to live if we don't do anything about it. And basically he reversed it. And then guess who. Who? Coulombe? Him. Their family.
Bretman Rock
Their fan. His own family?
Ms. K
Yes, because he. They wanted his fortune. And, like, he had all the money. Like, all his, like, family stuff was going to him, and they kind of got jealous, so they cool him. And he was like, we need to. If you want, we can bring that. This. This coolant back that they did to you, to them. Or we could just look reverse and, like, forget about it. And he's like, yeah, I think we're just gonna have to, like, take it out and, like, don't do anything. Because they didn't know that he found out that he was getting cool on. Like, he's, like, literally upside down, like, sick as fuck. And then after that, after they did something to him, he Kind of like, felt better. And he still live. He still lives right now. The guy that My uncle.
Bretman Rock
Oh, my God.
Princess May
I feel like my. My head is getting tight. Oh, you can't breathe. Like. Oh, my God.
Bretman Rock
Do you want to take a five? Do you want to take a second?
Princess May
No, it's just getting a little hot. It's just me.
Bretman Rock
No, you're just basically invited for your reaction.
Ms. K
No.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
It's honestly true. And, like, there's this one time where we went as a kid.
Princess May
Tell another story.
Ms. K
No, because I experienced xk.
Bretman Rock
Wait, you also forgot to preface that you literally lived right next to the cemetery.
Ms. K
Yeah. Like, literally five minutes walking distance away from the cemetery. If you go outside my house on the road, you could see it.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. Because you don't have neighbors. Literally, the next house is the cemetery.
Ms. K
So it's like my house of grass. Field of, like, trees and tall grass. And then cemetery.
Bretman Rock
You don't remember going to Miss K? Oh, no. You don't really have memories.
Princess May
No, I do remember they used to live behind, like, a. Like a beach.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, yeah, the beach. And then remember going. Yeah. Mine says a quick little story just so Ms. K can catch her breath, but it has to involve Ms. K again. Ms. K used to live with us in our old house in Ewe beach with her brother, sister, and dad.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And you guys were moving into a new place just in Ewa? Yes.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
So Ewa and Ewa beach are separated by the train tracks. Just. If you don't know. Allegedly.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
So Ms. K was moving to the next town over, and we were kids. You were sixth grade. That means I was fifth grade.
Ms. K
Yeah. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Am I getting that right?
Ms. K
No, you're correct.
Bretman Rock
Or were you fifth grade? And I was sixth grade. Okay.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
So Ms. K was sixth grade. I was fifth grade. So I was still very much young. I just before this, I really only had one other paranormal experiences, which. The one I told you guys about my brother and I seeing a headless person. Yeah. At the same age. But because I was. I was always helping or, you know, just always around Ms. K. And like, because I was always around them, I was. I ended up helping them move out of their room at the time into a new house and where they were moving to. An older gentleman used to live there with his wife. Uncle and his wife. I never met uncle prior to me helping them move out. So I knew nothing about him. I just knew I was helping them. And I also fifth grade. Like, girl, I don't. I didn't know much, basically, what happened was. I asked Ms. K's mom, oh, auntie, where does this go? And she said, oh, our room. So I take a box to auntie's room to help their move, and I put it in there. And there's a lady sitting down at the dresser. The dress that was already still there, I think it was. Yeah, you guys.
Ms. K
It was. Yeah. Okay.
Bretman Rock
It wasn't you guys or.
Ms. K
No, it was the ladies dresser.
Bretman Rock
That just gave me shivers. It was her dresser, so at the dresser. So obviously, dressers have a mirror. And there's a lady that was looking at me through the mirror. Mind you, she wasn't just in the mirror. She was sitting there, but she was looking at me through the mirror. And she smiles at me. She does nothing. I put the bag down, she smiles at me. And she does, like, a little, like, thank you. Like, a little, like, Japanese.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
So I was just like, oh. And then uncle was also around helping us too. So I just thought, like, oh, they're just around, like, helping. So I go back outside and I go, oh, my gosh, Auntie. The lady inside says, thank you. And I just kind of went about it. And then I think auntie caught herself. And then she was like. And then. And then she was like. And basically she was like, I'm the only auntie here.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Who did you see? And then.
Princess May
Stop.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, princess. So then. And your mom grabs me and she brings me to uncle. And then she makes me repeat the story. She was like, tell him what you saw. And I tell him the story again. I was like, oh, yeah. A lady inside says, thank you. And then she's like, there was no other lady inside. And she. She. Uncle pulls out a picture of her, like a portrait. And he's like, was this the lady? And then I was like, yeah, she's right there inside. I was not in their house anymore. I was. I was really just pointing like, oh, she's. Yeah, she's inside. That was her. And then that's when I found out that she died a couple. Like, five years.
Ms. K
A couple months after that.
Bretman Rock
A couple months after?
Ms. K
Yeah, before that.
Bretman Rock
Before that, before that. And then she was. Yeah, basically, he was like, yeah, she passed away a couple months ago. And I saw. I literally. Y'all, I cannot. I cannot make this up. And I was a child, like, literally. She smiled at me, like. And I still see it in my head to this day, girl. Like, oh, yeah. I never saw her again, I promise.
Ms. K
But you do see some paranormal things.
Bretman Rock
I do. But that was the clearest, like, figure I have Ever seen. Like, ever since. Ever.
Ms. K
She saw the woman. Did you tell them about the woman that you saw over here?
Bretman Rock
No, I'm scared to sell that story. No one will come over again. Maybe I will save it for the last episode of the.
Princess May
By yourself.
Bretman Rock
By myself.
Ms. K
Because it was so convenient of like, what happened down the road and you saw that lady. Shut up.
Princess May
Oh, my God.
Bretman Rock
I will save the most recent spooky ookie story for the last October season. But anyways, that was my story of seeing spit sweating. Show your sweat. Okay. All right, Ms. K. I told you another story. Tell us another story.
Ms. K
Yes.
Princess May
Why am I in here?
Bretman Rock
Just for your vibes.
Ms. K
No, I know. Because.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Period.
Ms. K
Okay. So this story happened when I was in the Philippines. My dad just came home from Hawaii. We were just having the good old time. And like.
Bretman Rock
So you're young then.
Ms. K
Yeah, we were young. Maybe third. Third grade. I think this is when we were coming up here. And he came back. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
So. Yeah, so we were getting ready for a party that day because they were throwing a. Like a welcome party for my dad. And basically he. Someone stole his wallet. Someone stole his wallet. I don't know where he. He probably. He said he thought he dropped it, but he didn't. He. Someone took it. And we wanted to know who it was.
Bretman Rock
However, I never heard this story.
Ms. K
I don't know why.
Bretman Rock
Okay, go.
Ms. K
But it. I was like, there and then basically my mom knows someone. Like. Yeah, my mom is like. I feel like we're part witch sometimes because of my mom. But my mom had like an idea of where like we could find it. So we basically drove into like maybe like a 30 minute drive into like this middle of rice field and like trees everywhere in the middle of nowhere. We literally went off roading into like those pitak, like muddy roads. And we just got there. It was like this house in the middle of nowhere. And then we got greeted by a mom. A dad. No, a mom and a daughter. And they were like, hey, how are you guys? And like, we're good. And like, oh, we. They're like, why? What are you guys doing here? And then my mom was like, like, we wanted to see if you guys can help us on who took the. My husband's wallet. And we're like, okay, you can. We can see what we can do. And then we basically went inside and then they started performing their stuff. And then her daughter lies down on the. The mat. Like a. Like, I don't know.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, like a woven map.
Ms. K
Yes, she lies down on this mat. And then the mom started lighting all the candles around her, and we're like, what is she doing? She was like, well, basically, my daughter can bring a spirit in towards her body. We just need to call out who. We need to call out to see if, like, who we can find. And then she. Basically, her dad shows up. Yes.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
And then she. He was like. She was like, not herself. She had a deep voice. Very, like, out of it.
Bretman Rock
Kiefer.
Ms. K
Yes. I was literally right next to them.
Bretman Rock
Like, while this is happening, why have you never told me this?
Ms. K
I don't know.
Bretman Rock
You know I love shit like this.
Ms. K
No.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
So basically we were. They started doing their prayers, and then this spirit comes to her daughter. And then.
Bretman Rock
Is the spirit here with us right now?
Princess May
Bitch, I'm about to walk out.
Ms. K
Bitch.
Bretman Rock
The phone.
Ms. K
The light turns off.
Bretman Rock
No, because why were the. Why were the fucking candles freckling? Anyway?
Ms. K
Sorry.
Princess May
No, it wasn't. It was not. Now I'm gonna stare at it melting too fast.
Bretman Rock
I'm kidding. Ok. Miss, I'm so sorry, girl.
Ms. K
No, you're good. So basically we sat there and then they started asking the girl question, but it wasn't the girl. It was like, totally a guy. And she was basically like, honestly, you guys don't need that wallet. More things are gonna come to you guys. Just be patient and do what you keep doing and just basically, like, be kind. That's all. But the crazy. It was like she was like, kind of like, oh, the way she was like. I was like, oh, my God. What is it called? She was very cold. Really?
Bretman Rock
Yes.
Ms. K
And she was just there, like, laying down like this while talking to us.
Bretman Rock
Was her eyes rolled back?
Ms. K
Yeah, she was like this.
Bretman Rock
Was she speaking in Ilcano?
Ms. K
Yeah, she was.
Princess May
Yeah.
Ms. K
No, basically like that.
Bretman Rock
That's crazy.
Ms. K
Yeah. And then we kind of like, they asked for, like, a little offering, and then after that, we'd never see them again. Met ever again.
Bretman Rock
And you never saw the wallet ever again?
Ms. K
No, never.
Bretman Rock
But how the hell did uncle come home? Oh, because his shit wasn't in there.
Ms. K
Yeah, he had, like, the passport and stuff.
Bretman Rock
But did he lose a lot of money?
Ms. K
I don't know.
Bretman Rock
Just probably like, pesos.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
But that was the crazy thing. It's just like, seeing that in person and, like, her lighting the candles, and I was like, oh, my God, this is about to be real.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Did they ever do, like, the bowl of water and the candles and then.
Ms. K
They put the candle. Yeah, they did it in front of her.
Princess May
Oh, my God, that is so scary. Guys, I cannot. I have my own story about, like.
Bretman Rock
Can you tell us one?
Princess May
We all shared one. I can't. I get, like, really bad anxiety, y'all.
Bretman Rock
Princess. After our first episode that we filmed last week, Princess kept texting me about how she swore she kept thinking about the stories.
Princess May
Girl, I was. I really was. Like, I was dreaming about it, like, every, like, day.
Bretman Rock
Okay, girl.
Princess May
No, I'm serious. Like, each story, like, I felt like I was thinking about it. I rebuke anything that is not in the name of Jesus. So.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, you should be an angel next episode.
Princess May
Yeah, I am. I'm not going to be here for the next episode. That's so scary.
Bretman Rock
We do not claim any energy from this video.
Princess May
Yeah, we don't.
Bretman Rock
Good vibes energy.
Princess May
Only goodbyes energy.
Bretman Rock
All right. Let there be light, please.
Princess May
There be light, please.
Bretman Rock
On the third day, we rose, we wrote.
Princess May
Girl, it's so hot.
Bretman Rock
All right, you guys. The spooky ookiness. Yeah, it's done. Did y'all have fun this episode?
Princess May
I did.
Bretman Rock
I did.
Princess May
It was very cute.
Ms. K
Yeah. Oh, one more thing. I honestly feel like our family is, like, very into, like, the spiritual things because.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
Just happen to us.
Bretman Rock
Remember that video? I feel like we'll end it in that video. Remember when we thought we caught Grandma on tape on camera?
Ms. K
When?
Bretman Rock
At our childhood home.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
And then she came on the camera, and we ended up sitting.
Ms. K
Yes, the white worm.
Princess May
No, but it's not her. No, I think it's Grandma.
Bretman Rock
We thought it was Grandma because it was right around the time she died, and it was on the 11th day, so we thought it was her visit.
Princess May
Oh, no, I thought it was because of, like, the old people that used.
Bretman Rock
To live over there and died, too. Yeah, well, girl, so many people died in our old fucking house. I know.
Princess May
It's so scary.
Ms. K
Wait, are you talking about the video of, like, it was, like, pitch dark, and then you. There's, like, this figure that walks in.
Princess May
That's why I be so scared going over there.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. No, we will clip it on the ending of this video.
Princess May
Because when I was younger, whenever. And this is the reason why. No, like, I'm serious, guys. This is the reason why I never, like, it's not that I never took a shower, but it's because, like.
Ms. K
Okay, no, Princess, no, no.
Princess May
Just believe me when I say this. Like, I always felt, like, an energy inside that bathroom. And so, like, that's why I always took a shower outside. No, I'm serious. Like, please take me serious, Princess.
Bretman Rock
I'm literally saying, no, you're not.
Princess May
You're like. Like, sure.
Bretman Rock
Like, that sounds like that I'm giving very much. Okay, you didn't shower because you were scared. What the.
Princess May
I was. I was scared, okay?
Bretman Rock
Period.
Princess May
Because I had, like. I felt like there was a lot of energy in the.
Bretman Rock
In the.
Princess May
In every single time. My mom was always like, go shower. And I'm like, I'm scared. Like, I always tell her that I'm.
Bretman Rock
Princess, you're not the only child that literally every time I feel like I had my eyes closed, if I'm facing the fucking, I'm sure everyone in the comments will be like, girl, that's me too.
Princess May
But, like, no, Brett, it's not like that. And then when I saw that video, I was like, see, that's the reason why. Because I always felt energy in that house.
Bretman Rock
True. I will say, there was this one time. You remember when we used to sleep with grandma?
Princess May
Oh, my God.
Bretman Rock
It was me, you, mom, in one room, and junior, and grandma had her own bed. We had our own bed.
Princess May
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And I swear to God, bitch. You know how grandma would always leave her TV open at night and, like, have it playing with no sounds?
Ms. K
Bitch.
Bretman Rock
I remember just being up and staring into, like, the abyss and, like, grandpa standing right over grandma's bed, like, right at the head of it. Like a fake. Literally, bitch. So I.
Ms. K
She's like, I'm not listening, princess.
Bretman Rock
So you want us to listen to you fucking not showering? And I can't fucking talk about. About seeing Grandma, Grandpa.
Princess May
It's just too scary.
Bretman Rock
Okay, well, that leads me to the next part of the show where we talk about our product of the week. Who wants to start? Ms. K, what is your products of the week? Also, thank you guys so much for all the love of product of the week.
Ms. K
I know.
Bretman Rock
Sorry if we're breaking your wallet and making you guys buy a new thing every week, but it's so fun. I love what. But I actually love seeing what you guys are going to bring, too.
Ms. K
Really?
Bretman Rock
We bought those barstool cleaners because of your princess.
Ms. K
What barstool cleaners?
Bretman Rock
She brought, like, a cleaner for, like, her things, and we ordered it.
Ms. K
Really?
Bretman Rock
Yeah. You clearly don't watch our episodes.
Ms. K
It didn't come out yet, period.
Bretman Rock
Okay, Ms. Kaylee, what is your product of the week?
Ms. K
My favorite product of the week is this brand called Bossia Is.
Princess May
It's Boscha.
Ms. K
Boscha is their purifying cleansing gel. I really like it. It picks up my makeup and, like, it just gives me like the soft feeling.
Bretman Rock
Is it an oil or is it a foam? Foaming cleanser or.
Ms. K
It's not. It's like a oil based, right, I think. No, it's not.
Princess May
It's a gel.
Bretman Rock
Oh, okay. Period. So when you. We wash your face, does it foam up?
Ms. K
Yeah, it does.
Bretman Rock
Oh, yeah. Cute.
Ms. K
It does. And I go over like an oil cleanser after.
Bretman Rock
You should do the oil cleanser first and then that.
Princess May
Yeah, yeah.
Ms. K
No, because I like going with this. So it takes out, like, most of it, and then the oil takes out the rest.
Bretman Rock
No, girl, no.
Princess May
That's not how it works.
Bretman Rock
That's not how it works. Key for double cleansing is oil and then gel.
Ms. K
Okay, I'm sorry.
Bretman Rock
Try it. Try it with this orange.
Ms. K
Okay. Okay, I will. I will. Okay.
Princess May
I'm dead.
Ms. K
I thought it didn't matter.
Bretman Rock
No, because it does matter, because when you take out the oil, you. It's hard to remove oil from your skin, so sometimes you leave oil in your skin. So that's why people will go in with the gel cleanser after, because.
Princess May
Yeah.
Ms. K
Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
Bretman Rock
You learned a thing or two, princess. What is your product of the week?
Princess May
Okay, my product of the week. We are supporting local businesses out here. She is from, I think Maui. And this is.
Bretman Rock
Hang on.
Princess May
Yeah, that's her brand name.
Bretman Rock
Hawaii.
Princess May
Hangum. Hawaii. Basically, you. It's like customized air fresheners. You get to choose like, your. The. The scent. And also, like, you can send over like a.
Bretman Rock
A picture.
Princess May
A picture.
Bretman Rock
This one is you and Tony.
Princess May
No, that's me and Tony. And then this is me and the kids. And then Spider Man, Ezekiel's birthday.
Bretman Rock
Oh, that's kind of. That's such a cool business. I might have to get some.
Princess May
Yes, you should. It's really good.
Ms. K
This is one of my favorite photos of your family.
Princess May
Oh, thank you.
Bretman Rock
Oh, that would be so cool. Please support some local business, y'all. Yes. Speaking of smaller local business. They're not local in Hawaii, but, like, they're a smaller brand. I've been loving boba tea protein.
Princess May
Ooh, I've heard of them before.
Bretman Rock
Yes. It's an Asian owned brand. I believe the CEO is named is Eric and he's really cool, by the way. This is not sponsored. I buy these all my stuff. Don't even try it. But they have like this rabbit candy one. Oh, the UBE one's rabbit. Really, really good.
Ms. K
I can see your taste like protein.
Bretman Rock
The Vietnamese coffee one. I can't be doing too much because I do have coffee in the morning. And then I get this. And this has caffeine in it.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
I also like the matcha one. They have a lot of flavours. And then the classic milk tea. And what I like about them is that they're all dairy free and because you know us Asians, girl.
Princess May
Does it taste like protein?
Bretman Rock
It does not taste like protein, but it tastes like the boba drink that it says. Really? It's bomb. It's bomb. So, yeah, if you guys are looking for a new protein shake to try, that is. And you want to smore, if you want to support a smaller business, try out the boba tea protein, I might.
Ms. K
Send me the link. Yes, please.
Bretman Rock
Period. Well, here goes another episode of the baddest radio Friday the 13th slash the 13th episode. I can't believe we're already here. Make sure you guys follow us in all of our social media. Ms. K, where can they find you?
Ms. K
You can find me at M I S K A A A Y on all the platforms.
Bretman Rock
Ms. K. And Princess, you can follow.
Princess May
Me on all my socials. Real Princess May on all my socials like you just said. And then also follow me in my Amazon storefront though. Real Princess.
Bretman Rock
What do you do?
Princess May
Oh, like basically like you just get like these Amazon products.
Bretman Rock
You should name it Princess May Sari. Sari store.
Princess May
Oh, that's cute.
Bretman Rock
All right, you guys, you already know what's up. Everything is at Bremen Rock. And if you guys are watching this, make sure you guys follow all of the baddest radio pages on TikTok, on Instagram and here on YouTube. Make sure you guys rate it a good rate. Five thumbs up. Thumbs up period. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about anymore. I love you guys and I will see you guys on next week's episode.
Ms. K
Bye, everybody. Love you guys.
Bretman Rock
Thanks for what is our costumes next week. Oh my gosh.
Ms. K
Find out.
Bretman Rock
Find out who will be here.
Princess May
See you guys then. Bye.
Bretman Rock
Bye. Aloha. Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Don't forget to follow rate and like you can follow me at Bretman Rock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach.
Ms. K
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DaBaddest Radio: Episode Summary – "Our Family Folklore SCARY AF"
Podcast Information:
In the October 10, 2024 episode of DaBaddest Radio titled "Our Family Folklore SCARY AF", hosts Bretman Rock, Ms. K, and Princess May delve into spooky family tales intertwined with Filipino folklore. The episode seamlessly blends personal anecdotes, Halloween-themed discussions, and engaging segments that offer listeners both entertainment and insightful reflections on family and heritage.
Timestamp [01:19] – [03:00]:
Bretman introduces co-hosts Ms. K and Princess May, dressed as Willy Wonka characters, setting a playful and thematic tone for the episode. The trio announces the introduction of new segments:
Notable Quote:
Bretman Rock at [03:00] says, “We all have a segment now. Princess has fertility. I have the tea. When I tell you guys the diary. And Miss T for Miss. Hey.”
Timestamp [03:00] – [06:00]:
The hosts discuss personal experiences, including reflections on pet loss and childhood memories. Princess May shares a heartfelt journal entry about her dogs, emphasizing the emotional challenges of losing beloved pets.
Notable Quote:
Princess May at [04:11] states, “I raised four pups so far, including Leela. Rest in peace, Leela. She was so young anyways.”
As Halloween approaches, the hosts engage in a festive Q&A session to immerse themselves and listeners in the spooky spirit.
Favorite Halloween Movies:
Favorite Halloween Candies:
Fears:
Notable Quotes:
Ms. K at [21:28]: “What are you most scared of?”
Bretman Rock at [21:34]: “I don’t really fear a lot of things, honestly. I’m not scared of ghosts. My thing is, I’m really scared of people.”
Princess May at [22:24]: “The ocean. Both... the fact that it's so big or the fact that only 5% of it has been discovered.”
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to sharing eerie family folklore, primarily from Ms. K’s heritage, illustrating deep-rooted supernatural beliefs and encounters.
Ms. K's Uncle's Tale:
Ms. K narrates the story of her uncle who, after engaging in a mystical ritual involving biting an unborn baby's pinky finger, gains supernatural powers. This act subjects him to relentless spiritual trials and battles against aswangs (Filipino mythical creatures).
Notable Quote:
Ms. K at [32:35]: “He became one of the most powerful witches in our place because of that.”
Bretman’s Paranormal Encounter:
Bretman recounts a childhood experience where he witnessed a ghostly figure resembling his late grandmother appearing through a mirror during a family move.
Notable Quote:
Bretman Rock at [43:27]: “I saw this lady inside the mirror. She smiled at me... and then I realized she had passed away a couple of months ago.”
Ms. K’s Paranormal Investigation:
Ms. K describes helping her family recover her father’s stolen wallet with the assistance of local witches who perform rituals to communicate with spirits, emphasizing the blend of traditional beliefs and practical solutions.
Notable Quote:
Ms. K at [47:20]: “They started performing their stuff... and then a spirit came to her daughter, revealing the truth about the stolen wallet.”
The hosts introduce their Product of the Week segment, highlighting favorite products and supporting smaller businesses.
Ms. K’s Recommendation:
Princess May’s Highlight:
Bretman Rock’s Choice:
Notable Quote:
Ms. K at [54:44]: “Boscha is their purifying cleansing gel. I really like it. It picks up my makeup and gives me a soft feeling.”
In the final segments, the hosts reflect on the episode, tease future content, and encourage audience engagement.
Family Dynamics and Support: Bretman reassures listeners about their strong familial bonds, dispelling rumors of host conflicts and emphasizing their unity.
Notable Quote:
Bretman Rock at [31:13]: “We're the three that get along. Let’s not put it out there, everyone. I’m just glad that I have a sister and a cousin willing to do shit like this with me on a Monday morning.”
Upcoming Content: The hosts hint at future episodes, including potential deep dives into Filipino folklore and more supernatural stories, while playfully mentioning costume planning.
Notable Quote:
Bretman Rock at [37:19]: “We should do a Filipino folklore story next episode... maybe dress as different aswangs.”
Final Thoughts: The episode concludes with the hosts expressing their enjoyment of the spooky storytelling and encouraging listeners to follow them on social media for more content.
Notable Quote:
Princess May at [50:52]: “It was very cute.”
Ms. K at [51:00]: “Our family is very into spiritual things because they just happened to us.”
"Our Family Folklore SCARY AF" offers listeners a captivating blend of personal narratives, cultural folklore, and Halloween festivities. Through vivid storytelling and authentic conversations, Bretman Rock, Ms. K, and Princess May create an engaging atmosphere that celebrates family bonds, explores supernatural legends, and fosters a sense of community among the baddest listeners.
Listeners who enjoyed this episode can follow Bretman Rock and co-hosts on all social media platforms to stay updated on future episodes and join the DaBaddest Radio community.