Pumpkin Spice, Possessions, and Filipino Spirits

Summary

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DaBaddest Radio: Pumpkin Spice, Possessions, and Filipino Spirits

Host: Bretman Rock (with Ms. K)
Date: October 23, 2025
Production: Dear Media

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Episode Overview

This episode of DaBaddest Radio is a riotous mix of vibes, laughs, and spooky Filipino storytelling just in time for Halloween. Hosted by the ever-vibrant Bretman Rock and joined by the equally sassy Ms. K, the duo dives into pop culture, playful conspiracy theories (pumpkin spice mind control, anyone?), their biggest pet peeves with men, and a selection of chilling supernatural experiences rooted in Filipino culture. The show’s unapologetic, playful tone makes this a confidence-boosting, relatable, and hilarious listen—whether they're roasting man buns, calling out the American food industry, or recounting folks’ encounters with Filipino spirits.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Teletubbies Lore and Childhood TV Conspiracies (00:08–05:00)

• Costume Banter: Bretman and Ms. K are dressed as Teletubbies, sharing fun takes on which Teletubby has what energy, and joking about gendered names.
• Teletubbies “Dark Theories”: They dissect viral but debunked theories about the show being based on children in a Bulgarian mental hospital, each Teletubby representing a type of trauma or disability.
  • Quote:
    “PO is based on a child who fell into a fire and was burnt. That’s why he’s red. Tinky Winky was based on a child who was deaf and was tied to a fence... got frostbites. That’s why he’s purple.”
    – Bretman Rock (04:04)
• Nostalgia vs. Adult Perspective: Rewatching with adult eyes makes the once-colorful kids’ show feel “eerie.”

2. Pumpkin Spice Latte Mind-Control Conspiracy (05:01–08:38)

• Seasonal Obsession: Discussing the theory that PSLs are addictive, possibly mind-controlling, and could even be a government tool for profit.
  • Nutmeg as hallucinogenic, cinnamon as addictive, and the combination triggering nostalgia.
• American Food & Allergies: Bretman reflects on his “selective” lactose intolerance—only in America! Suggesting it's about additives or enzymes, not the dairy itself.
  • Quote:
    “I’m allergic to American enzymes. American cows, stay the f*** away from me.”
    – Bretman Rock (08:14)

3. Tea of the Week & Homemade Horchata (08:41–12:02)

• Drink Segment: Ms. K vents about running out of new drink ideas, settling on drinks that are simple for home listeners.
• Recipe: Maple pumpkin spice latte with cinnamon, and homemade horchata with rice milk, maple syrup, cinnamon, vanilla.
• Pop Culture: Briefly roasting past drink failures and shout-outs to Quinn’s YouTube show (with a tongue-in-cheek beef).
  • Quote:
    “This tastes like nothing. I love the taste of nothing.” (Their video was used as a meme about Taylor Swift's new album.)
    – Bretman Rock (12:29)

4. Pop Album Opinions (12:02–15:14)

• Taylor Swift’s & Doja Cat’s Albums:
  • Debating Swift’s latest: why some call it “boring,” and comparing themes of heartbreak and love eras.
  • The difference in musical eras and public reception.
  • Discussing Doja Cat’s album—initially overhyped but “it’ll grow on you.”
  • Quote:
    “God forbid Taylor Swift is not heartbroken.”
    – Bretman Rock (13:16)
  • Sabrina Carpenter's “Short and Sweet” gets an honorable mention.

5. Sugar Daddy Applications & Dating Manifestos (18:20–21:49)

• Open Call for Sugar Daddies: Playful on-air solicitations for sugar daddies—including preferred stats!
  • “If you’re a sugar daddy looking for a sugar baby like me who has his own sugar, but you really just want to spoil…”
    – Bretman Rock (18:52)
• First Date Fantasies: Dream trips (Japan, Birkins), and what makes a “real” sugar daddy.

6. “Do I Just Hate Men?”—The Pet Peeves Segment (21:49–36:33)

• Playful ‘Men Ick List’:
  • Men with blue eyes:
    “They give colonizer energy... but they also look demonic.” (22:15)
  • Man buns:
    “You look like Pepper from American Horror Story. Leave that shit in 2016.” (24:43; 25:42)
  • Tote bags & performative fashion:
    “You just wear that for the aesthetic.” (28:44)
  • Five-inch inseam shorts, leg day avoidance, and mimicking gay slang.
  • Men with podcasts:
    “Why are you a grown-ass man, setting up a camera and a mic?” (32:03)
  • Straight men who gossip or use gay lingo.
• Language & Lingo: The differences in gay vs. straight “lingo,” fun wordplay around attractiveness (“trade,” “fine,” or “OG fine”).

7. Filipino Supernatural Stories (36:33–62:21)

• Halloween Mood: Switching lights to “spooky green,” the hosts dive into listeners’ and personal stories about Filipino ghosts, curses, ancestral spirits, and experiences with aswang and talismans.
• Highlights:
  • School haunting at dawn: Desks dragging, voices singing “Sana, sana.”
  • Ginger or salt as talisman for Americans visiting the Philippines—tied to spirit protection. “You need to wear them... we had a bag of salt pinned on our clothes.” (49:11)
  • Listener ends up in ER after losing her ginger talisman in rural Panay—family “shaman” confirms spirit attachment.
  • “Sat on” (Filipino sleep paralysis): Dark figures and cultural beliefs about spiritual vulnerability.
  • A listener’s saga with a haunted blanket from Oaxaca, passed through generations, triggering collective nightmares and cabinet doors creaking open at 2am. “He explained that there is a spirit within the house that was attracted to one of us with bad energy…” (57:41)
• Cultural discussion: Comparing practices (ginger vs. salt), “newcomer” superstition, demon stories, and why stories feel more chilling in a Filipino context.
• Boundaries: Bretman shares that he’s not ready to tell his own cursing/spirit stories, to avoid re-manifesting negativity. (61:51)

8. Product of the Week (62:27–65:16)

• Bretman’s Picks:
  • Redken Brushable Hairspray (medium hold, doesn’t leave hair hard)
  • Laneige Lip Glowy Balm in “Milky Way”—for smooth, non-sticky lips with a hint of glitter.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the allure and ingredients of Pumpkin Spice Lattes:
  “Cinnamon has been proven to be addictive… [and] the conjunction of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger has been known to trigger nostalgic cozy feeling sensation.”
  – Bretman Rock (05:28)
• On American allergies:
  “I’m only allergic and I’m only lactose in America. Even in Paris, bitch… Even in the Philippines, I’ve been fine.”
  – Bretman Rock (07:28)
• On man buns:
  “The most faggoty thing to me is… you have to shave the sides just to prove you’re not so feminine. Girl, commit.”
  – Bretman Rock (24:43)
• On Men and Podcasts:
  “I think men with a podcast is so faggotty to me.”
  – Bretman Rock (32:00)
• On Filipino spirits and talismans:
  “Keep that talisman on you at all times.”
  – Listener story, recounted by Bretman (48:49)
• On telling scary stories:
  “I genuinely feel like every time I rant or talk about it, I feel something, and I would rather not manifest that.”
  – Bretman Rock (62:03)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Teletubbies Conspiracies / Opening Banter: 00:08–05:00
• Pumpkin Spice Mind Control Theory: 05:01–08:38
• Tea of the Week & Horchata: 08:41–12:02
• Album Opinions (Taylor Swift, Doja Cat, Sabrina Carpenter): 12:02–15:14
• Sugar Daddy Play (call for applicants): 18:20–21:49
• Men Icks List (blue eyes, man buns, etc.): 21:49–36:33
• Transition to Spooky Stories: 36:33–36:48
• Filipino Supernatural Experiences: 36:48–62:21
• Product of the Week Segment: 62:27–65:16

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Tone and Style

As always, the episode features Bretman Rock’s irreverent humor, relatable Gen-Z/Filipino-American perspective, and unfiltered honesty. Ms. K matches the energy, mixing in her own opinions and family anecdotes. It’s a safe, inclusive space for queer Pinoy humor, pop culture hot takes, and playful shade—plus real community engagement through listeners’ stories.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode is a perfect blend of hilarious rants, pop culture discourse, Filipino representation, and chilling ghost stories—showing off the full range of Bretman’s charisma and Ms. K’s quick wit. If you want laughter, relatable chaos, spirit-world chills, and a heaping dose of confidence, this is DaBaddest Radio at its best.

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Transcript

[Bretman Rock]

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello, everyone. It is Thursday yet again.

[Ms. K]

Hello.

[Bretman Rock]

It is Dipsy here and Thinky Winky, period. We are missing Lala and Po. Lala would have been. Lala would have been a great princess.

[Ms. K]

Lala.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

The yellow.

[Bretman Rock]

Yellow energy. Yeah, she.

[Ms. K]

She would have been a great Lala and porn Po Cat.

[Bretman Rock]

Duh. If you guys are not watching, Ms. K and I are dressed like the Teletubbies.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Why do you think you give Teensy Wincy energy?

[Ms. K]

I feel like because Tinsy Winsy is, like, the grown one. Isn't he the oldest one? Tinky Winky?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I feel like Tinsy Winsy sounds cuter.

[Ms. K]

Like, have I been seeing Tinsy Wincy?

[Bretman Rock]

Well, you're Tinsy Winsy.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

The one on the show.

[Ms. K]

I don't want no Tinky Winky show.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Tinky Winky is a boy name.

[Ms. K]

Yes. I ain't no Winx.

[Bretman Rock]

Teensy. Wincy is a woman.

[Ms. K]

It's only Dipsy that's. They're all girl.

[Bretman Rock]

I knew.

[Ms. K]

That explains the head.

[Bretman Rock]

I also feel like Dipsy is the only person of color. He's only the brown one. He's the brown.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

One at least. I mean, there might be all person of color.

[Ms. K]

You know why you're the boy? Because everyone has, like, a shape and you have a straight angle, period.

[Bretman Rock]

I do. I did come with a couple conspiracy theories.

[Ms. K]

You did. I know.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Before we start, though, let's cue in the intro.

[Ms. K]

Cue in the intro.

[Bretman Rock]

Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is. And we're back. Okay, so I'm on the iPad. Can I have it?

[Ms. K]

Oh, yes, of course. Here you go.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my God. But no, I did, like, on the top of my head, I didn't know a little bit of lore.

[Bretman Rock]

Tell me.

[Ms. K]

You know, that I just heard about, like, so much bad things about Teletubbies of how, like, they overworked the kid, the son. Yes. Like, that they didn't pay that kid and stuff like that.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh. So, you know, I feel like that's not a. It's a lore. It's not a conspiracy theory, right?

[Ms. K]

Oh, I think so.

[Bretman Rock]

Because I think, like, bitches really were underpaid and, like, was treated badly. Like, I'm.

[Ms. K]

I'm sure that most cases. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Especially, like, in the olden days.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm sure you've seen the ones about, like, wicked and how underpaid and, like, how bad the work environments were and.

[Ms. K]

The things that they use that harm, like.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

People even. What is her. The little girl's name?

[Bretman Rock]

Dorothy.

[Ms. K]

Dorothy. No, the girl with the singer. The little girl. The singer. Actress.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, the one that played Dorothy.

[Ms. K]

No, there's the other girl, the one with the curly hair. She passed away.

[Bretman Rock]

Annie.

[Ms. K]

Was it Annie?

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, Shirley Temple.

[Ms. K]

Yes, Shirley Temple.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, I thought we were still talking about Wicked Bitch. I'm like, no, no, no. But anyways, the Teletubbies. There's a theory which has now been proven as hoax or fake or not true. But there's theories that is based on a Bulgarian mental hospital. Like, Children's Hospital.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my gosh. And then.

[Bretman Rock]

And they were real patients in a Bulgarian institute and subjected to cruel experiment. For example, Lala was based on a child that was stuck in isolation. She was by herself. And that's why her face is like that. Like, she's just looks like.

[Ms. K]

Like ditzy.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

No, like, nothing is going on.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. PO is based on a child who fell into a fire and was burnt. That's why he's red. Tinky Winky was based on a child who was deaf and was tied to a fence outside and got frostbites. And that's why he's purple.

[Ms. K]

Purple.

[Bretman Rock]

And Dipsy was malnourished and was not. Was based on a child that was malnourished and puked. And nobody wanted to clean up her puke, so she died, like, literally, like, laying on her puke. And that's why she's, like, green.

[Ms. K]

Green. Like, puke green.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. And then they also have theories about the sun being the child of the devil.

[Ms. K]

Yes, I heard that.

[Bretman Rock]

I heard that from S.W. shane. Oh, wait, no. S.D.

[Ms. K]

That gives why? Like, that gives why, like, the place that they. They stay at gives. Mental.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Doesn't it give, like, now that I'm watching, like, old video? Because I was obsessed with YouTubies as a child, I think just visually, it was just always, like, visually, like, easy, pleasing, and, like, very like. Oh, my gosh. I didn't even know what was going on. They barely speak anything. But it's, like, it was just cool to look at. But now that I'm looking at it as an adult, it gives that kind of eerie energy.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, it does.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, so for the conspiracy theory video, I know I said that I would come back with what my research was.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I finally found it.

[Ms. K]

And the research for work.

[Bretman Rock]

Remember when we did the conspiracy theory video and I was like, oh, my God, I had a conspiracy that I brought and I forgot it and I. And then we filmed another video and Then I forgot to say it as well.

[Ms. K]

Was it, what was it again?

[Bretman Rock]

It was about pumpkin spice.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Yes. Okay, go for it.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, so people obviously go nuts for pumpkin spice during this time of the year. And Starbucks always sells out, even though we don't really support Starbucks. So basically pumpkin spice latte is cafe sees record breaking cells during this time of the year. And so there's theories that there's ingredients in pumpkin spice lattes that controls us and makes us crave it. For example, nutmeg is known for hallucinogenics and cinnamon has been proven to be addictive. The conjunction of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger has been known to trigger nostalgic cozy feeling sensation people yearn for. Yeah, so that's, I think like, basically what it's saying is like people have been kind of like obsessed addicted in a sense with pumpkin spice lattes. So that's why like throughout the year, like we just look forward to pumpkin spice lattes.

[Ms. K]

Basically.

[Bretman Rock]

That's it.

[Ms. K]

No, because like, okay, so I do have like a little say with this because like starting September, once September hit, like fall hits, everyone starts coming and asking for pumpkin spice already. So now I get it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. So basically the theory is that using pumpkin spice as a profitable, spreadable, mind controlling agent is entirely possible for the US Government is what I'm basically is what the theory is. Basically like the government is, is controlling us through the ingredients in.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Pumpkin spice lattes.

[Ms. K]

So it's like. So we're like the guinea pigs of everything. Yeah, it's because that explains so much things. Especially like American food, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like American food, bitch. They'd be having so many ingredients in there that I'm just like, okay.

[Ms. K]

So like, I feel like only America has like this whole. I don't know if we're talking about it, but like allergies and stuff. Yeah, it's just based in America, bitch.

[Bretman Rock]

I always say this because I'm only allergic and I'm only lactose in America. Even in Paris, bitch. Except that one time I really did try it. Yeah, but that's only had one episode in Paris. And every other time that I've had dairy in Paris, I've been fine. Even in the Philippines, I've been fine. Yeah. Even when I go. And then I always say I can eat Shake Shack for some reason, remember?

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Every time we come home, there's that one. I'm always like, Ms. K, I can eat Shake Shack. Like, I feel like my dairy freeness is very selective, I think. But it's selective To American cheese.

[Ms. K]

What if you're not. What if you're not allergic to, like, lactose itself? But there's. There's a bacteria in that. They put in those milks that American.

[Bretman Rock]

Maybe I'm. I'm allergic to you. I'm a. I'm allergic to American enzymes.

[Ms. K]

Exactly.

[Bretman Rock]

Exactly. American cows. Stay the. Away from me.

[Ms. K]

Like cowboys out there.

[Bretman Rock]

Literally. I only eat cutobao. Like, never, pal. Yeah. So sorry for not bringing in the conspiracies last two episodes ago. But that was it. That was.

[Ms. K]

We got here.

[Bretman Rock]

At least we got here, and it's all that matters.

[Ms. K]

So.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Okay, are we ready for our segments? Because, girl, our drinks are getting cold.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, let's start the tea of The Week with Ms. Kayleigh.

[Ms. K]

Okay, my tea of the week is.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, wait, no. Your actual drink for this.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. I am tired of thinking about new recipes because I'm like, girl, let me.

[Bretman Rock]

Put my hands on.

[Ms. K]

I did not sign up for that. I was never, like, I did not go to school for, like, mixing ingredients and whatever. Whatever. So I'm.

[Bretman Rock]

She's not a mixologist.

[Ms. K]

Y' all.

[Bretman Rock]

Give her a break.

[Ms. K]

So let me just do, like, drinks that are. Already have ingredients and, like, let me make it. Because, you know, we're just people at home.

[Bretman Rock]

We're just girlies at home making stuff. Yeah.

[Ms. K]

So today we're made a maple.

[Bretman Rock]

She said. We made a pumpkin spice latte.

[Ms. K]

Latte with cinnamon on top.

[Bretman Rock]

Which is controlled by the government on top.

[Ms. K]

No, literally. But I made a.

[Bretman Rock]

Sorry, go ahead, say what you said.

[Ms. K]

I made a. Basically, like, a homemade horchata. So it's like maple syrup with cinnamon, vanilla, and rice milk. Oh, my God, there's rice milk. And it's amazing.

[Bretman Rock]

I love rice milk everywhere. Okay, let's taste this.

[Ms. K]

It's giving.

[Bretman Rock]

You ate this period. I might forgive you for the last episode because what the is patis. What the is. But these coffee girls.

[Ms. K]

Coffee. But isn't it good you ate?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it is very giving very much nods to, like, horchata. Like, very easy to make vibes.

[Ms. K]

Very ever. And then I looked it up, and I was like, oh, because sometimes they boil the milk. I mean, the rice itself, and then they use the rice water. Whatever, whatever. And I was like, wait, they saw that at the store.

[Bretman Rock]

So I just watched Gabriette and Quinn. You know how quinn has a YouTube show?

[Ms. K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Celebrities. Which I'm kind of offended the fact that she changed the name to Cooking for Starving Celebrities right after me. Because it Was cooking with Starving Influencers. Quinn, we have beef, bitch. And you don't even know it.

[Ms. K]

You gotta go back.

[Bretman Rock]

Am I. Am I not a celebrity enough for you? Quinn, like, what I need to come back. I need.

[Ms. K]

She got a bone to pick away with a new set and everything.

[Bretman Rock]

With a new set, I'm like, yeah, I was cooking in your house and we were trauma dumping with each other, and now you have budget, a new set set.

[Ms. K]

I bet. I bet her set is, like 20 minutes away from.

[Bretman Rock]

Quinn, we need a part two. I want to be on Starving Celebrities. Why was I on Starving Influencers? I'm not. I mean, I'm not offended by being called influencer, but I'm a celebrity, too. I'm a star. But they. They were making horchata. Her and Gabriette.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And I honestly think that was the first time I've ever seen horchata being made. And I, I. It's more complex than I thought. Like, they. Complex is, like, complicated. Okay. It's more like steps than I thought.

[Ms. K]

Oh. Because they did the actual thing. Like, they.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Rice milk.

[Bretman Rock]

Because Ms. Gabrielle is half Mexican, I believe. And she was, like, making it, and I was like, wow, there's steps to this shit.

[Ms. K]

There is. I was, like, looking at it. But this is the easy way.

[Bretman Rock]

Giving Saguk Gulaman for us.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, this was easy. Do you have any tea of the week?

[Ms. K]

The tea of the week. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. How do you feel about people calling Taylor Swift's album not good? I like that.

[Bretman Rock]

I like a lot of the songs.

[Ms. K]

I like it a lot.

[Bretman Rock]

Surprised that. I mean, I'm not. I was never a Taylor Swift fan. But it's so funny because I think some. I think a Taylor Swift hater, maybe a hater used one of my videos as a meme for it.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And it was me eating or trying dragon fruit. And I was like, this tastes like nothing. Like, I love the taste of nothing. They were basically saying, like, her album.

[Ms. K]

Was giving nothing because it did. Okay. I'm not going to lie as, like, not a Swifty. Like, I like. I really like this album. But it did. It did, like, kind of reminded me.

[Bretman Rock]

Of her past songs, in a sense.

[Ms. K]

Yes. And I was like, wait, this. This sounds familiar. Or like, this song sounds like this song, you know? But a lot of people are saying, like, the reason why they don't like it is because she's heartbroken on the other albums, and this one is supposed to be. She's in love.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

And I'M just like, girl, give that girl a break.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, how many heartbreaks do you guys.

[Ms. K]

Want her to go through?

[Bretman Rock]

God forbid. Taylor Swift is not heartbroken.

[Ms. K]

I know. I'm like, girl, her love. Like, at least she's giving out love albums now.

[Bretman Rock]

Exactly. Do you love these love albums?

[Ms. K]

I do. It makes me want a man's like, Travis Kelsey.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, she can have him. But yeah. I'm also just like. I like these songs, don't get me wrong, but I feel like I can't relate to them right now because I'm really just in my man era, too.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

So I'm just not in the. I'm just not. Maybe I'm just not in the era that Ms. Tay Tay is.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Because everyone been breaking up, so.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Wrong time. Great album.

[Bretman Rock]

Exactly. Wrong time. Great album. You ate that.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, that's how I feel about, like, the whole Doja Cat album.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, I love the album. You don't.

[Ms. K]

I do. I didn't say I don't.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, so what were you. What was it?

[Ms. K]

It was giving, like, I don't with it right now, but let it marinate for me, girl.

[Bretman Rock]

It's all I've been listening.

[Ms. K]

Really.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm obsessed with it.

[Ms. K]

Okay. I think it's just because, like, the. For the very first song. What was the first song that she came.

[Bretman Rock]

Cards.

[Ms. K]

No, the. The very first song that she pieced.

[Bretman Rock]

Jealous.

[Ms. K]

Jealous. I think that song was so good.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

And I was like, kind of, like, over hyped. I overhyped the rest of the, like, the album, and I was like, oh.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, I like the album. I also like Sabrina's album, and I do believe that it will grow on you. Miss.

[Ms. K]

Yes. No. And I feel like all of those albums will grow on me.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like that's with every album. I would say that with Short and Sweet, too. With Sabrina Carpenter, I was ready to hate. I did kind of like, not, not. It didn't really hit me at first, right away.

[Ms. K]

And then.

[Bretman Rock]

And then I was like, okay. Period.

[Ms. K]

Started relating to you.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Because even now, like, not to sound like I'm this late, but please, please, please, Like, I'm literally, like, listening to it and this morning, and I'm literally like, wow, I really did not appreciate this song as much as I did, like, last year, which is. Please, please, please don't prove I'm right.

[Ms. K]

Because now you can relate to it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Maybe.

[Ms. K]

Y.

[Bretman Rock]

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[Podcast Announcer]

We are Aaron and Sarah Foster. We have a podcast. We're here to basically ask you to listen to it. We're just trying to help you guys not make the same mistakes that we made in life.

[Bretman Rock]

We.

[Podcast Announcer]

We made a lot. Especially me. I really went down some dark roads trying to save you guys from that. Our podcast is called the world's first podcast. We are technically the sisters behind the Nobody wants this podcast. It's inspired by us. Cuz you wrote it, so yeah, that's true. But when I write, I am inspired by myself. All the time, right? That would make sense. You inspire you. We're going to wrap this up. Okay, guys, go check it out.

[Ms. K]

World's first podcast.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, well, since we got into conversation about men.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I had a journal entry the other week where I put. And if you guys watch my stories, you guys probably already heard this discourse, but I'm going to repeat it here because I need it to be emphasized.

[Ms. K]

Brett, final sugar daddy.

[Bretman Rock]

No, No, I wish. No, actually, no. I w. I really wish. We need to clip more videos of me asking for a sugar daddy because send in the application.

[Ms. K]

Guys, look into that camera.

[Bretman Rock]

If you are a sugar daddy looking for a sugar baby like me who has his own sugar, but you really just want to spoil.

[Ms. K]

Give your stats. She got long lashes, mid length hair.

[Bretman Rock]

If you are looking for a brown skin, skin, Filipina immigrant girly, preferably in their mid to later 20s, got her own sugar and you just want to sprinkle a little bit of your sugar on top. Yes, I am all ears. Please email [e-mail] and for a shot to be featured to be my sugar daddy, we should also interview you. So if you're a sugar daddy, we should interview sugar daddy.

[Ms. K]

Yes. And if you don't pass bratz test, I am open as well.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Rejections will be said to me to my colleague here.

[Ms. K]

Yes, exactly.

[Bretman Rock]

Exactly. Send your stats.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Just a trans girl willing to date. No, not willing to date because dating. Willing to take care.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, period.

[Ms. K]

Yes. Ready to be stepmother.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. I don't. I'm not willing to take care. I would want a sugar daddy that's like 50, 60, 70, 80, 90. I'm like, okay, girl, baby, let's go.

[Ms. K]

Those are the good ones.

[Bretman Rock]

I know.

[Ms. K]

But girl, we need to take care of the need.

[Bretman Rock]

I can't keep her. Like I need someone that I would actually like want to.

[Ms. K]

Oh, I'm. I'm not talking about.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh girl, if I'm gonna be, I'm.

[Ms. K]

Talking to me and giving me their will.

[Bretman Rock]

You know me, girl. Like I provide all services. This.

[Ms. K]

She said, I'm 24 7. Just call me up.

[Bretman Rock]

No, because if I'm going to like have sugar daddy, I at least I would want an attractive one that I'm attractive to.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

So that if I was to call one daddy like I'm Okay.

[Ms. K]

So if, if you would have to write so like your first day of a sugar daddy, what would it be? Cuz I would, I would want to get fly out to Japan to go eat some sushi and then, girl, send.

[Bretman Rock]

Me a Birkin first.

[Ms. K]

Oh, what am I.

[Bretman Rock]

How am I going to get to Japan without a bag? She's like, what is my carry on? Where am I going to put my passport?

[Ms. K]

Because that's a real sugar. Daddy would think about that.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, I need a Birkin 40.

[Ms. K]

And an outfit.

[Bretman Rock]

And an outfit. Okay, bitch. Well, anyway, that's the destination. I'm a find my way there regardless. But I need to know how I'm getting there.

[Ms. K]

Yes. With what I'm wearing. First class, even.

[Bretman Rock]

Everything. Everything. But like I said, I have my own sugar. So if you want to just get me a Birkin, I will pay for my flight.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Easy, right? Buy me a Birkin. Thank you. Okay, so I had a prompt, okay. That was like, do I just hate men or question mark. And I just listed things that I'm just like. I wouldn't necessarily hate on somebody else, but if a man had it, I would be like, what are we doing?

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, so for example, so, like, X. X almost.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Blue eyes. Yes.

[Ms. K]

I know you were talking about man with blue eyes.

[Bretman Rock]

Scare the out of me. Like, I don't know why the, like, it's giving. Like, it's not even, like, triggering as, like, a brown person. Because, like, when I posted it, people were like, yeah, they give, like, colonizer energy. And I'm like, yeah, but they also look demonic.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, men with blue eyes, especially, like, blonde.

[Ms. K]

Stay away. Come to me.

[Bretman Rock]

Go to her. Go to her. Oh, my gosh. It literally, I'm like, I give great big hugs. That's my reaction every time. But when a woman has blue eyes, beautiful. I'm like, you are the most beautiful thing ever. You are so precious. I can see the world in your eyes, like, all costs. But when a man has blue eyes, I'm like, get the. Why are you a man grown with blue eyes? Why are you walking around with blue eyes? Put some contacts on. Like, put some glasses on.

[Ms. K]

Like, girl, there's like a certain blue that, like, I like, and then there's certain blues.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, that's why I'm like, blue eyes.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

If it's like, gray, green, or. I'm like, I mean, that one, like.

[Ms. K]

Ocean sky blue is, like, light.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

But then there's, like, that pierced blue that I'm like, okay, I think it's just blue. Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, I'm just like, no, get the.

[Ms. K]

Okay, next.

[Bretman Rock]

Man bun. Man bun. And when I say man bun, I'm talking, like, men who has the shaved sides and the back of their head. And it's just like the patch of head.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

And a bunch. You look like Pepper from American Horror Story. Please, editor, put a fucking picture of Pepper from American Story right here, right now.

[Ms. K]

Is Pepper the one with the twin brother?

[Bretman Rock]

No, Kiefer, let me show you Pepper from America.

[Ms. K]

No, I. I think I know Pepper.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Pepp is the one that.

[Bretman Rock]

She has a brother at the end.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. And it's like an actual syndrome. Why they look like this?

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Well, no. What? The hair. They look like that. But the. The haircut.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, Yeah, I know. Yes, yes.

[Bretman Rock]

You look like Pepper to me. My thing is, if clearly you want hair. My thing is clearly you want long hair, right?

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Grow out all your hair. The most faggoty thing to me is the fact that, like, girl, you're trying to hold on to the last bit of masculinity, so you have to shave the fucking sides just to prove that you're not. You're not so feminine like. You look like Pepper, bitch. You look silly. You look stupid. And I don't give a fuck if you send me a picture of, like, Jason Momoa. I think you're fucking fine as hell. I really do. But that hair of yours, you look better when it was all grown out.

[Ms. K]

I think men with grown ups, because.

[Bretman Rock]

People really try to, like, try to like, prove a point to me. They're like, okay, what about this picture of. What about this picture of hair? Not Harry style, One Direction, Harry, the famous one, Zayn. Because I think Zayn had a man bun.

[Ms. K]

He did.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Zayn Malik had a man bun. And people were like, look, Zayn looks cute in it. And I'm like, yes, but compare that when he has a regular haircut or when he grew out all his.

[Ms. K]

Or like when he has a buzz cut.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, bitch, I'm like, if you compare all of Zayn Malik's haircut, the ugliest one is when he had a man bun. And I feel the same way with Jason Momoa. Like, when Jason had all his hair.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, I think we should have left man buns in the.

[Bretman Rock]

Leave that shit in 2016, 17, 18. Bitch, y' all look like Pepper. Get a modern quiff. Get a fucking. I don't even. I don't even care. Like, it's either gold or the mocha. Get, bitch. Commit to it.

[Ms. K]

Go all long or go all short.

[Bretman Rock]

Commit to it. Because if you're trying to cut the. The side. The sides of your head and just a patch of hair right here. And it's long.

[Ms. K]

A military cut would be nice too.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes. Commit to it. Commit to it. And I will say. And I will preface this by saying this does not include children.

[Ms. K]

They're so cute.

[Bretman Rock]

It's so cutesy. Like when little boys have a man bun.

[Ms. K]

It's so cutesy.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, you look like a sumo wrestler. It's so cute. Because E had one.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

My other nephew had one. I feel like we have.

[Ms. K]

See, I feel like it's for the.

[Bretman Rock]

Kids because it's for the children.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, it's.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it's for the children. Or Pepper. That's it.

[Ms. K]

If you're a grown ass man, you're.

[Bretman Rock]

That's the thing. You're grown. You wake up every day and choose that haircut.

[Ms. K]

Wait, wait.

[Bretman Rock]

That's what bothers me.

[Ms. K]

Wait, I do have a question. Okay, so what about, you know, like, the Avatars? The blue Avatars. Okay, what if they do it like that? A man braid?

[Bretman Rock]

I think there's. I think you can tell the intentions sometimes. Yeah, like, obviously, if you're doing it for.

[Ms. K]

No, what if they had that, like, soka soca soca.

[Bretman Rock]

Isn't that his name? Sokka from Avatar Sokka? Are you talking about blue Avatar?

[Ms. K]

I did say blue Avatar.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were talking about soccer. Well, bitch, those ain't people.

[Ms. K]

I know, but I'm talking about their hair. Like, imagine like, you know how like they had like a buzz cut right here, but like a super, like, long and like braids. Well, if it's.

[Bretman Rock]

If it's like for the look of the tribal that they're from. If it's like a cultural thing, obviously, like, I have nothing to that. I'm talking about men who wake up every day and choose to have that haircut when they could have a buzz cut or when they could have a better haircut.

[Ms. K]

I noticed it's most. Mostly men that looks like females too, that has a man bun.

[Bretman Rock]

They don't look like female. Keefer, that's. I'm so sorry. For every female that is watching this.

[Ms. K]

Apologize. I'm so sorry.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm so sorry.

[Ms. K]

It's not towards you.

[Bretman Rock]

Ms. K would compare any man to female. Like, no, they don't. They look like Pepper from American Horror Story.

[Ms. K]

Okay. Yes, they do.

[Bretman Rock]

And that's the end of that. Like, we're not defending it.

[Ms. K]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

It's ugly. The next one I have is tote bags. I just feel like when a man has a tote bag, like the satchel. Do you want applause? Do you want a cookie?

[Ms. K]

The satchel counts.

[Bretman Rock]

No, like, no, those. Those are cute. Yeah. Like, when a man like there's just like a. It's so performative.

[Ms. K]

I've never seen a man with a tote bag.

[Bretman Rock]

No, it's called a performative outfit. Like, it's like this outfit like on TikTok right now where like guys will wear. Would be reading a book, holding a tote bag with. With like mom jeans on a tote bag.

[Ms. K]

Like, meaning, like those shopping bags.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, like you remember like how a tote. It's just like. I'm just like.

[Ms. K]

Because when you see a tote bag, I'm thinking like, you know those.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, girl.

[Ms. K]

Tote bags.

[Bretman Rock]

I think this isn't. This isn't as wide how I feel with every man. I think there is just some men out there that be wearing tote bags. And I'm just like, you're just wearing that for the aesthetic. You're just wearing that. So you think. So that girls can think you're like a matcha drinking ass bitch. Yeah, you shut up. Shut the up. Carry a satchel. Like, literally.

[Ms. K]

I hate when straight men tries to copy gay people's style.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, which leads me to the next point. Five inch inseams shorts. Why the can I see your knees as a mess? Sorry, Ozzy. Oh, okay. That's not even five. That's valid. That's valid. Yes.

[Ms. K]

I think those are so hot on men.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, it is. It is the quads. It is, Kiefer. It is. But my thing is you bullied me to the ground when I wore that. Every time I had P.E. i would roll my fucking short. I think we talked about this already. But I would always roll my shorts up. I would always wear my runner shorts and I would get caught a mahu of gay like every single time. And now that it's cool and it's the 80s fashion or like the gym style coming back with the short shorts now it's cool.

[Ms. K]

I mean, the long sock, I love seeing it. I love seeing it. I mean, just give credit.

[Bretman Rock]

Don't let me forget that you bullied five ine shorts. And now that it's cool, girl, please, but keep wearing it.

[Ms. K]

It's one of those like. But I'm like, why?

[Bretman Rock]

No, I'm like, e look, ew, I.

[Ms. K]

Don'T want to see that.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like, ew, can you. Can you not. I don't want to see your thighs.

[Ms. K]

Especially if they have. Oh, my God.

[Bretman Rock]

No, especially when they do legs. Yes, Actually, let's change our answer. Men who do legs, keep them on. Keep them on.

[Ms. K]

Men that doesn't.

[Bretman Rock]

Men that doesn't.

[Ms. K]

That should be on your ache. It's heavy top, not skinny leg.

[Bretman Rock]

I. You know what I think, because as somebody that goes always to the. That always goes to the gym, I see why they always want to do upper body. But I'm also just like, girl, when.

[Ms. K]

Did that ever look good?

[Bretman Rock]

It never did.

[Ms. K]

It never.

[Bretman Rock]

I think I. I'm just coming from a place of understanding.

[Ms. K]

It's like a cartoon character.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm like. Because I'm the same way. I literally can only train, like, legs, so it's like, I'm not about to hate a. That can only train upper body.

[Ms. K]

But that's like. But that's better than having upper body. Like bigger upper body than tiny legs. Because you would have tenure. You know what I mean? It just makes sense.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ms. K]

It's like a grown ass man with little boy legs.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Okay. Which leads me to my last point of this, which we've also talked about before. I would say I think men with a podcast is so faggotty to me. I'm like, why are you a grown ass man? Like setting up a fucking camera and with a mic, like, ill go edits.

[Ms. K]

I honestly. Okay, no, it's not. It's not even a podcast. But I hate men. Who loves Gossip Girl? That is not a man. That is a woman.

[Bretman Rock]

Literally.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

A woman of color at that. Yeah, I know you like them.

[Ms. K]

Cheese me, girl. Girl. I'm like, how the do you know?

[Bretman Rock]

No, literally, when a man starts gossiping, I'm literally like, hey, family. So which part of LGBT are you? Hey, sis, welcome says, what's the tea? They be saying like, yeah, I clocked that.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, shut the.

[Bretman Rock]

Ah. Like a man be. Oh, my gosh. Like when man, like, catches up on the lingos, like, you ate that, girl. Yeah, you ate that up because you ruined it.

[Ms. K]

You did not eat that up.

[Bretman Rock]

Like, a man should not be saying clock it.

[Ms. K]

But they do have their own lingo. Have you ever, like, heard about their lingos?

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

It's like they have like, something about eight. Like when someone called he bodied that not even bodied.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, I think that's very gay.

[Ms. K]

No, it's like so straight. Y. I don't even know.

[Bretman Rock]

Let's ask the straight audience.

[Ms. K]

Hi, straight audience.

[Bretman Rock]

Hey, straight audience. If you were to say something eight, like, eight, like, oh, Brett ate that. How would you say it as a straight person? Also, you guys, Ozzy's old. I'm just kidding. Okay. He's not old.

[Ms. K]

Wait, what year were you born? Oh.

[Bretman Rock]

Oh. He started this. He watched so we could run.

[Ms. K]

Yes, yes. The beginning of Boomers.

[Bretman Rock]

So if something was. If I were like that, 8. How would you say it in Straight World? See, that's. Yeah, that's the difference. We asked the wrong straight person because we asked a straight person from Hawaii. And we have our own, like, little pigeon lingo for that.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Yes. That is such a. A yes.

[Ms. K]

No, they.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, like trade. What is your version of trade?

[Ms. K]

That is so trading.

[Bretman Rock]

What is that? That's not trade of you. Trade is like somebody cute.

[Ms. K]

Like somebody. Like trade. No, that would be like somebody you find attractive.

[Bretman Rock]

Let's just say that. I know there's like an actual term for it, but I call anybody cute. Trade.

[Ms. K]

The one that would be like the muscular one, like handsome. Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. I feel like in Straight World, it's fine.

[Ms. K]

Like, fine. Yeah, that's the word. Oh, you find?

[Bretman Rock]

That's my fine right there. Ew. No. I'm like, kiefer, do you see that trade over there? That's true. Imagine being like. You see that? Fine.

[Ms. K]

This is a finance or whatever.

[Bretman Rock]

Ew.

[Ms. K]

OG Fine.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

OG Fine. Yeah, she's OG Fine.

[Bretman Rock]

Speaking of.

[Ms. K]

Wait, I kind of live for that OG fine.

[Bretman Rock]

I'm speaking of. Ms. K and I were supposed to be the Yellow and pink Power Rangers today. Yes.

[Ms. K]

Instead of the Teletown, and they ran.

[Bretman Rock]

Out of the Yellow Ranger and they only had larges, which obviously is not our size.

[Ms. K]

Yes. And then we went to the Teletubby and guess what was the yellow?

[Bretman Rock]

Why everybody want to be yellow this summer? I mean this. This Halloween? What? Girl, we've been ranting way too fucking long, Kiefer.

[Ms. K]

I know. How long has it been? And we haven't even started.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like every man. Also, I want to say. I would just like to apologize. I know I read this and I know I've been talking shit a lot about men and I would just like to say. I'm sorry, but I said what I said. You thought I was gonna say sorry to man? No.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. But I would never.

[Bretman Rock]

Alright, should we change? Change the lights?

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

Storytelling time. Here we go. Green. Okay. Ms. K, would you like to start?

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

The ghost story.

[Ms. K]

Let's start it.

[Bretman Rock]

Also, Ms. K, I don't know if you know this, but we're also. It's a great day today.

[Ms. K]

Why?

[Bretman Rock]

Because they're all shorts? Well, no, because. Oh, you can pick whichever Story you want to read. But. But after we film today, Ms. K and I will be watching the finale of Drag Race Philippines.

[Ms. K]

I know I.

[Bretman Rock]

You watched it already.

[Ms. K]

No, I did not watch it.

[Bretman Rock]

I know you did.

[Ms. K]

No, I did not.

[Bretman Rock]

I know a bitch that watched it when I see.

[Ms. K]

I did not.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, what were you gonna say?

[Ms. K]

I did start it, though. But I only watched the one that already started from YouTube.

[Bretman Rock]

Right. But do you guys see the type of people I'm around?

[Ms. K]

Like, okay, I did not finish it.

[Bretman Rock]

Literally can't start or finish a show with me. Like, that's the crazy part.

[Ms. K]

Okay, since when did you wait for me to watch the other shows that we started together? Exactly.

[Bretman Rock]

Me looking for a short one.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my God, they're all long.

[Bretman Rock]

My favorite is seeing Ms. K get anxiety for public reading.

[Ms. K]

I do. I do get public reading. My palms get, like, sweaty and, like, I start sweating because, you know, growing up as a born person from the third world country.

[Bretman Rock]

Born person. I kicked out with you sometime.

[Ms. K]

Yes. I was born in a third world country.

[Bretman Rock]

I mean. Yes, I know we're technically a developing country now.

[Ms. K]

Yes, yes. After, you know, they resolve everything.

[Bretman Rock]

But some things.

[Ms. K]

No. When I was. I came here. When I. When I came from the Philippines, I did not know any English. Stop. Not any single word. Whatever, Whatever. And every time I would speak, they would tell me, like, what'd you say? Or, like, that's not how you say it. So ever since then.

[Bretman Rock]

And you decided to project that to me when I came. Yeah, that's why. Yeah. That's really unpack.

[Ms. K]

It really is. And now look at me struggling and.

[Bretman Rock]

You'Re out here while Ms. K looks for a short story. I would just like to tell a story because Ms. K's brother. Who. Colin.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

We were the same grade, and Colin also had. Because I knew Colin could read. We would read together at home.

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

And this would always refuse to read in school. Like, Colin would literally, like, stare at the board, and the teacher would call me over and would ask me to read with him when we're home because they knew we were cousins. And I'm literally there, like, Colin, you know how to read? Like, in my head, obviously. I'm not saying in front of the past. In my head, I'm literally like, this knows how to read. Like, he just is.

[Ms. K]

Doesn't want to do it.

[Bretman Rock]

Just doesn't want to want to do it because he's anxious. Like, he did not. Like, you know what I mean?

[Ms. K]

Or is it because, like, he just doesn't want to do it so they stop calling on him. I don't know.

[Bretman Rock]

I think. I think Colin just genuinely had straight stage fright.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Because like when it came to popcorn reading, I was like ready? You were like, I'm always like me.

[Ms. K]

I know.

[Bretman Rock]

I hate. I'm like, I'll read the whole book. That was when I liked reading. I don't like reading.

[Ms. K]

And also pronunciation was a big thing.

[Bretman Rock]

Back then, but anyways, God forbid you sound fob.

[Ms. K]

I know. Like now that I. Now that I'm grown, I don't really care for it.

[Bretman Rock]

Right.

[Ms. K]

I love my. I love the.

[Bretman Rock]

I love my little accent. Yes. It makes me feel exotic ever since.

[Ms. K]

They started telling me like I have an accent. Oh my God, I do.

[Bretman Rock]

It makes me feel foreign. Like. Okay.

[Ms. K]

Okay. Spooky Halloween.

[Bretman Rock]

I know girl. We're never gonna get through these. Also guys, off the record, Ms. K and I took a shot before we started filming and it got us loose a little.

[Ms. K]

A little bit, but okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Not enough to clog the toilet.

[Ms. K]

A. It's not my. That's. That's not my fault anymore.

[Bretman Rock]

Go.

[Ms. K]

Okay. Spooky Halloween story entry for context. I attended school in the Philippines and I kid you not, when I say school starts at 6:30am it does.

[Bretman Rock]

Crack of dawn.

[Ms. K]

No. And then you know what's worse? You go home at 2 o' clock and go back to 3 o' clock to finish at 6. Girl, I experienced that myself. I used to like going an hour early to finish homework.

[Bretman Rock]

5:30.

[Ms. K]

The fact that she said, I kid.

[Bretman Rock]

You not, girl, that's the time I go to bed.

[Ms. K]

She's like, or just socialite. There are usually few other students waiting outside our locked classroom by this time. But on one stormy morning, there was only me and one classmate there waiting. The hallways were empty. The air felt heavy. Then we heard it. The sound of a desk being dragged across the floor inside the clock classroom. Heavy footsteps pounding down the stairs as if someone was running. Then clang, clang. The sound of coins scattering. Silence and silence until a voice broke through. A little girl's voice. But oh. Faint but clear. Sing in a chilling tone. Sana Sana. Sana means I wish. I wish, I wish. My classmate and lock eyes. Our faces pale with fear. Without a word, we bolted back to down to the school gate and stayed with man on guard. Until one more student arrived. Oh, until more students arrive.

[Bretman Rock]

Until one more. I'm like, okay, there's three of us. She's like, there's three of us. No one haunts three people.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. No it never. No. No one hunts three people. Because once the haunted person dies, they only have to want one more person. And usually the. If there's only one person, they don't believe it.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Ah. Period. One lives to tell this.

[Ms. K]

Yes. But no one believes leaves. That was scary. What would you do if you heard, like, a squeaking noise.

[Bretman Rock]

At 5:30am?

[Ms. K]

Yes.

[Bretman Rock]

I would literally be like, who the is moving their at 5:30am?

[Ms. K]

I'm not gonna lie. I'd be hearing, like, little kids, like, screaming outside my door sometimes. But I don't look, and I just, like, say, like, in my head, I'm like, oh, those are just the kids upstairs. Like, no one's. No kids is outside. And I go outside, and it's like, my house is empty and no one's home, period. But does it bother me? No.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay. Personal. Oh, my God. This is becoming, like, a Filipino story.

[Ms. K]

I know personally, just more scarier.

[Bretman Rock]

Roki, right? Because it hits home. Yeah, Quite literally. Personal Filipino Scary story by Laika. Hi. Hoping this story gets selected, I have personal scary story to submit. I've been following Brett since his vine days. Beauty, Mukbangs, mtv, and now this podcast. I love him and the fam so much. Thank you.

[Ms. K]

I. I read that. I read that.

[Bretman Rock]

You did?

[Ms. K]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Bretman Rock]

Okay, hold on.

[Ms. K]

I think that's the Aswang. And then the waking up. And then she could see the little girl, and then she went back, and then there was two of them.

[Bretman Rock]

The auntie I did. Okay, let me see. Okay, my turn. Yeah. I got cursed in the Philippines and ended up in the er. I love a title like that.

[Ms. K]

How you end up in the ER.

[Bretman Rock]

And what curse do you have more after this break. This happened a few years back when I was 15 on a family trip to the Visayas. I was born and raised in the Bay Area, so this was my first time ever setting foot in the Philippines. And my family's from Panay island in the Visayas. Panay Island. Halfway through the trip, we went back to the province where my mom is from. Mind you, this is like, rural, rural Philippines. Sabukit, if you get me. There's no streets, just dirt roads and jungle. Giving very much. Sanchez, Miracagayan, Valiga.

[Ms. K]

Sabukit means like, just farms.

[Bretman Rock]

Farms where we're from. Anyways, before we leave Iloilo city for the province, my aunt, hence my brother and I, who were born in the States, pieces of ginger as a talism to protect us from spirits since we're foreigners. And according to my aunt and Cousins that live there. Spirits like to cling on people that are new to the land. Valid the first week in the province, all goes well and I have my ginger pinned to my clothes everywhere I go. My family there is super welcoming and my little niece and nephews love to follow me around and play with me through. Though they can't speak English. I can understand Visayas but not speak it now. The second week however, I lost my ginger. I start freaking out and I asked my brother if he still has his and if he could give me. Give it to me. Because now I'm thinking the spirits are going to come for me. She said, bitch, they can get you.

[Ms. K]

Not me, bitch.

[Bretman Rock]

Fuck your ginger. Give me your fucking ginger. He tells me no and that I'm screwed. And so I'm freaking out and paranoid. I'm him. I'm him. And princess it would be the one using the ginger. A few days later in the province nothing happens to me and. And I start to think that everything is fine and that this whole spirit thing make is a make believe. Just you wait, she says. My family and I leave the province unscathed and backed in town confident that I dodged the province spirit. Then one morning I wake up with a really bad stomach ache and I asked my mom if I could stay in the hotel for the day and she told me no, there's no one here to watch you. That day we go to a different village to buy some pasalubong for the family. Back in America is like. Like just gifts you get for people when you're out of country.

[Ms. K]

Like a. I don't know.

[Bretman Rock]

On the way there we stopped by some Spanish church ruins from when the Spain was still colonizing the Philippines. At this point I'm feeling really nauseous and the manual driving there doesn't help. We're walking around these ruins when I feel an intense need to throw up. I tell my brother I'm going to throw up and he then he tells me to run outside of the church and so I'm sprinting out and as I exit, I hurl like five or six times. That means she likes pukes.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Oh my God. Damn. Throughout the day I can't keep anything down, even water. Towards the end of the day I start running a fever and now my parents are really concerned about me. I tried to drink electrolytes, threw it up. Sinigang broth and rice, threw it up. Anything I ate, my body, my body instantly rejected it. I'm lying down on the couch and my family's Surrounding me. When my cousin there asked my mom, tita, can we try something on her to figure out what's wrong? That's when I found out that there are shamans. And I learned my aunt, their mom, how to practice. My mom says, sure. They sit me up and start peeling garlic. They start tracing crosses with the garlic on my hand, chest, forehead, and feet and rub it in between their fingers. They were talking in Visaya, but then mentioned something about the smell of the garlic being weird. Apparently, the reason for my illness is because an ancestor from the Spanish church was curious. They saw me there and had been following me around the whole day. They told me I'm naturally sensitive to spirits, which is why I have been feeling ill the whole day. Long story short, they still decided to bring me to the er, where the doctor tells me that I'm dehydrated. Duh. I couldn't hold anything down, so they pumped me full of liquids with an iv. What's strange is they never told me why I got sick in the first place. Well, I think dehydration means you never drank.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

The lesson from all this is that keep that talisman on you at all times. Thank you, guys for listening. P. S. Bremen, you've helped me to have more pride being Filipina. Thank you for being you. We have the same birthday, by the way. My Leo. July 31st, sis. Oh, my gosh.

[Ms. K]

Yes. I believe those are a thing. Talismans. There's. You need to wear them.

[Bretman Rock]

You gotta wear them, girl.

[Ms. K]

If, like, you know, a place is very spiritual.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Because you. You had to do that.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. We. We didn't have to do gingers, but we had to do salt. We had a bag of salt at all times that was, like, pinned on our clothes, like, hidden. Like, no one knew we had it, period.

[Bretman Rock]

Or like, beads. It was like these red beads, like beans.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

That they would pin. But we're from there, so I think we. Yeah, we never really wore it unless, like, until.

[Ms. K]

Unless we, like, go back. Since we haven't been there in so long. They would think we'd be like, new people, but.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Okay, we have some people.

[Bretman Rock]

The D Word.

[Ms. K]

The D World by ua. Hello, my beautiful human beings. I love you guys very much. My sister and I are a big fan of your podcast has. Thank you.

[Bretman Rock]

Right, right, right.

[Ms. K]

This experience is something that happened to my cousin, and it's probably the scariest one I've heard yet. My cousin was very young age at this time and had just finished watching a scare movie with the family. She Was so afraid after watching the movie. And all she can think of was the face of the D word in the movie.

[Bretman Rock]

I wonder what movie it was.

[Ms. K]

I believe. I think it's probably like the.

[Bretman Rock]

I don't know, period.

[Ms. K]

There's like a lot of movies that has, like the D word face in it.

[Bretman Rock]

Anyways. Imagine it's like Halloween.

[Ms. K]

Yeah, Halloween town.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I'm saying, like, it's not even that scary. Oh.

[Ms. K]

Because like, she was a little kid. I believe. So I think could be Annabelle or. You know what? One ghost movie that used to be scary for me. One missed call. Have you ever heard that one movie?

[Bretman Rock]

Yes, of course. Okay. I watched it with you. Yeah. Doorly.

[Ms. K]

Yes, With John. Them.

[Bretman Rock]

Those were like their favorite for some reason.

[Ms. K]

Because I think it's the most glorious one in this. And it's an Asian movie.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, it was a.

[Ms. K]

Like a Korean, I think, or it.

[Bretman Rock]

Was a really scary. I remember watching it as a child as. Yeah, in our family room.

[Ms. K]

I'm scared of that girl cousins. Because it's the same character from the ring.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ms. K]

Anyways, late at night, she couldn't sleep. And all of a sudden she saw a figure in the room that looked like the D world that was in the movie. She tightly closed her eyes, hoping it was her imagination. But when she opened her eyes, the figure got close to her. She was so afraid. And gathered their courage to run to her mom's room and get into the bed with her mom. She was finally able to sleep that night. The next morning, her mom asked her, why did you come sleep with me last night? And my cousin just told her that she was having nightmares. To which her mom replied, because last night I was half asleep when you ran into my room. I saw a dark figure following you. Behind, behind you. And then you got. And then I got sat on. In our culture, we use them term. We use the term sat on as in slip paralysis. It means the D word is sitting on your chest. I didn't know that. Also, when a kid. When I was a kid, my mom would say that sometimes when you're outwardly scared of something, something dark nearby might not notice that and use that form to scare you to make you vulnerable. That's all. Thank you for reading this and take care, my queens. That's scary. What is the.

[Bretman Rock]

The Filipino word for. Yeah, yeah.

[Ms. K]

Wait, so was she saying, like, she was the one that was getting.

[Bretman Rock]

I think she had just. Yeah, the mom.

[Ms. K]

Oh, she was getting sat on.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, the mom was the one that.

[Ms. K]

And then she ran to the room and woke the mom up.

[Bretman Rock]

No, Kiefer, the. The kid that was thinking about the demon. She didn't want to sleep with the mom, so she was. Stayed in her room. But in the middle of the night, she ran to the mom's room to go sleep with her. And the mom woke up and went. When he. When the mom had seen the child coming in, she said that she saw a dark figure following.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah. Oh, and then she. The mom got sat on right after that. Yeah. Oh my gosh, girl, not you reading it. And I got it.

[Ms. K]

I know, but see, the thing for me is like I never compromise. Like whatever I'm reading, it always goes to one ear to the other.

[Bretman Rock]

She just be reading.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Okay, we'll do one more. We'll do one more. And this one is a doozy, so it's a long one. So pay attention, everybody. Spooky Scary stories by Deanna Chavez.

[Ms. K]

Ooh, love that.

[Bretman Rock]

My name is Dee. So this story is still going on and is very recent.

[Ms. K]

Okay, it's still going on.

[Bretman Rock]

First time we've had a recent.

[Ms. K]

What if we read it and it comes to us?

[Bretman Rock]

I know, girl, you better not send these to us. I've always been into paranormal supernatural, but have always remained skeptical when it came to real life. This is my first experience with anything like this and it's tripping me out. Three weeks ago, my mother in law left in a trip. Left for a trip in Mexico. Backstory. She visits Mexico at least twice a year. She is also known to dabble into santeria and visit someone in Mexico who participates in those rituals. She has gone to this man to seek advice, ward off curses she believes were put on the family and shown pictures of her children to this man to get his input on how their lives will be. Not sure if this man is a real dear or a scammer, but according to my mother in law, he has helped her a lot. Lot. Anyways, she goes on this trip to Mexico and comes back a week later. The first week she is back, nothing changed at first. Then on that Sunday, she gifted my partner, her son, a giant blanket. She said she got it from Mexico and it was handmade in Oaxaca. Osaka. Osaka.

[Ms. K]

Who are you?

[Bretman Rock]

Right here. Oaxca.

[Ms. K]

Oaxica.

[Bretman Rock]

Oaxaca. She placed it over our bed. We slept with it that night. The next morning, my partner and I woke up and immediately told each other we had a horrible nightmare. We discussed how real they felt and were both a little shaken up. We have had bad dreams before, but these felt different. My Partner jokingly points to the blanket suggesting it was the cause of our nightmares. We laughed it off and continued our way. That evening I recounted my dreams with my sister in law who lives with us. She shared that she also had nightmares that night before and has been having trouble sleeping the past few nights. We agreed it was a strange coincidence, but moved on another topic afterwards. That night, my partner and I slept with the blanket again. We were both restless, tossing and turning and we finally fell asleep around midnight. A few hours later, in the middle of the night, I had woken from a scary dream. I couldn't recall what it was, but woke up with my jaw clenched in FL fear. I kept my eyes closed so I could fall back asleep quickly. Not even 30 seconds after waking up, I hear a loud and slow creek coming from the bathroom. I knew exactly what that noise was because I had heard it many times before. My bathroom sink has two mirrors next to it. A big one directly above the sink and another mirror cabinet to the left. We have kind of similar.

[Ms. K]

Like that? Yeah. The one that opens up.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah, like a Madison.

[Ms. K]

Yeah. You really choose the longest.

[Bretman Rock]

I really fucking well. We have to finish with a bang. When the mirrored cabinets open, it makes that long creaking noise. Yet in our entire 11 months living in this house, I've never seen it open on its own. It closes firmly with a magnetic latch. I tried to shake it off and kept my eyes closed, but this feeling of dread came over me and I shot up from that. I checked my phone 2:20am I tried to rationalize the cabinet opening but couldn't explain the timing of it all. We went to bed more than two hours ago. If it did open because we failed to close it all the way, why would it be two hours later? There was no wind, no fan, just complete silent and still. I shook my partner awake and told him to check on the bathroom since I heard a noise. He got up, checked, confirmed the mirror was open all the way. Another thing to note is that once the mirror cabinet is open fully, the two mirrors above the sink faces each other directly.

[Ms. K]

Period.

[Bretman Rock]

I was spooked, but of course my partner was unfazed. He hopped back into bed and fell right back to sleep. I lay there with my eyes closed for the next hour trying my hardest to sleep. The next day I felt exhausted and paranoid. I checked my mirror that morning to see how easy it is. It isn't easy at all. It needs a firm pull to unlatch from the magnet. At work, all I could think about was the strange occurrence and how it was insane coincidence that I woke up from a bad dream and seconds later our cabinet decides to open on its own. On my lunch break, I decided to call my mother in law to tell her about what happened. I just had a gut feeling she might be. She might have more to say about it or could offer comfort since my partner had basically told me not to worry too much about it. And. And that was that. I explained to her that myself, her daughter and her son had all been feeling restless nights and bad dreams. Then I told her about what happened the night before. The entire time I'm talking, she doesn't say a word. Once I finish, she takes a deep breath and confesses. She explains that since she got home from Mexico, she has felt something dark inside the house but was trying to ignore it. A few days ago she had heard noises inside the house while she was washing dishes. She thought I was home from work and was moving around. I didn't get home until an hour later. She was having restless nights just like us and nightmares too. She also shared she felt like she was being watched in our kitchen and dining room area when she was home alone. She didn't want to share any of this since she thought it was just happening to her. She agreed that my experience that night before seems unlikely and it was just a coincidence. We talked about what we should do. We included praying, burning a coconut around the home and she would seek the advice of her friend that practices santeria in Mexico. After I got off work, she tell me what her friend had said. He explained that it seems like there is a spirit within the house that was attracted to one of us that had bad energy, not saying names, but things were fine before she came back from Mexico. Period. It do be do mother in law sometimes. I'm just kidding. Anyways, he advised her to send him pictures of the front and back of our home so he can pray on it to see more details of what's going on. He concluded that there is one spirit who has entered the home due to bad energy of one of the residents. We are to light a prayer candle, pray and spread holy water in the corners of the home, inside and out. He predicts that this will get rid of the spirit and asks if we can. If we want, we can talk with this spirit to find out what it wants. So we'll be doing that tonight after everyone gets home from work. Funny enough, or actually not funny at all. My mother in law shared with me this morning that her parents who she stayed with before her trip to Mexico were experiencing similar Occurrence in their home. Apparently they lit candles, prayed, and that was the end of it. Hopefully the outcomes is the same for us. I'll keep you guys updated if anything.

[Ms. K]

Wow.

[Bretman Rock]

Please send us update.

[Ms. K]

It's like a generational thing.

[Bretman Rock]

What do you mean?

[Ms. K]

Like it just got passed down to them. No, it sounds like it.

[Bretman Rock]

No, I think, I think she included the parent thing because the mom was also with them.

[Ms. K]

Oh, okay.

[Bretman Rock]

She actually thinks like I. I think from what I'm getting from that is that she actually thinks her mother in law is the bad energy that's bringing in the.

[Ms. K]

The energy.

[Bretman Rock]

These energy. Because she said that when the. When she visited their.

[Ms. K]

Her. Her in Mexico, it came back, it.

[Bretman Rock]

Went to the parents house and then when she came back home to their house, it was also there. So she thinks she's like it's the mom that's bringing in all the bad energy because she's doing all these Santeria stuff.

[Ms. K]

Oh, like witchcraft.

[Bretman Rock]

Yeah.

[Ms. K]

Oh, yeah. No, I can't. I can't with the dark magic.

[Bretman Rock]

Same. Well, you. I'm sure you guys have seen some of the podcast guessings I've been on. I've experience some. Did you people cursing me?

[Ms. K]

Did you ever tell them about like the whole Franz thing? Your Beaumont.

[Bretman Rock]

No, because I don't want to repeat that story and I genuinely, I manifest it every time I say one day I will be comfortable enough to share with you guys. Yes. Stories of that.

[Ms. K]

Because I feel like that was like.

[Bretman Rock]

I feel like. I genuinely feel like every time I rant or talk about it, I feel something and I would rather not manifest that. I think I will get over it one day though. And we'll be waiting to share with you guys some of these cursing stories that I have experienced. But I hope you guys enjoyed all these spooky, ooky stories.

[Ms. K]

I know I did too.

[Bretman Rock]

To everyone that sent in these stories and should we do product of the days?

[Ms. K]

I do have no product of the week.

[Bretman Rock]

I have a product of the week.

[Ms. K]

Okay.

[Bretman Rock]

Period. Shall we start?

[Ms. K]

Yes. You should go.

[Bretman Rock]

All right. And on the third day he said bring in the light. Oh my gosh. Not the baby sun.

[Ms. K]

I know the sun is shining, Ezekiel.

[Bretman Rock]

All right. Since Ms. K doesn't have a product of the day, I will do two products of the day if I could find one of them. So one of my favorite hairspray right now has been the Redken brushable hairspray. I don't honestly, I can't find the wow style on steroids anywhere. And I genuinely think this is.

[Ms. K]

I wonder why you can't find it.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, I don't know. I genuinely think this is like a dupe. Not.

[Ms. K]

Would you say a dupe?

[Bretman Rock]

Or like a. I would say better. Oh, because it's brushable hairspray. Like, I love you guys know me. Like, there is. I think the reason why I have loki beef with hairspray especially finishing spray is like.

[Ms. K]

It gets hard.

[Bretman Rock]

It gets hard. This. You can still brush your hair after.

[Ms. K]

Does it keep the shape, though?

[Bretman Rock]

It keeps the shape. It keeps. It's so good. So if you guys are looking for and can't find your regular hairspray or the wow. Try the redken brushable hairspray with 12 medium hold. It's really, really good. I like it. And then the other product is. Girl, do these have pockets? Did I put it in my pocket?

[Ms. K]

We have pockets. Well, you guys should buy this costume. It's really cute and comfy, especially because I feel like October is going to be very cold this year.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, it looks like I don't have the second product of the day, but it's okay.

[Ms. K]

What does it look like?

[Bretman Rock]

Oh, period. I found it. Sorry, guys. All right, so my second product of the day is the Laneige Lip Glowy Balm Milky Way. This is in the shade Milky Way. It's so good. Do you want to try? I love the, like, glitter in it. Oh, and it feels so good. I feel like I'm always recommending lip products here because it's just so easy. I have, like, in my bag right now. If I open. If I did have what's in my bag, I feel like I would have seven lip balms in there because every time I like one, I just put one in.

[Ms. K]

Oh, my God. The. The silver gold.

[Bretman Rock]

Yes.

[Ms. K]

Are you wearing lipstick?

[Bretman Rock]

I'm not.

[Ms. K]

Oh, so this is with lipstick and that one without. I love it. I like the. The texture. It. It's. It feels like Vaseline.

[Bretman Rock]

It's not sticky.

[Ms. K]

Yeah.

[Bretman Rock]

Well, looks like. That's awesome. Ms. Case, product of the week. Ms. K. Where can they find you?

[Ms. K]

You guys can find me at the Baddest Radio. I never said that before. And M I N K A K.

[Bretman Rock]

Y E. And of course, you guys already know a bad Everything is at bretmanrock. And if you guys love the podcast, please give us a good rating and make sure you guys subscribe to the baddest radio. We love you guys, and we will read more spooky UKI stories next episode. Bye, Aloha. Bye, beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah, don't forget to follow rate and like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye Beach. Please note that this episode may contain.

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