Surgery Nightmares, Existential Crises & How I Actually Got Famous

Summary

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DaBaddest Radio – Surgery Nightmares, Existential Crises & How I Actually Got Famous

Host: Bretman Rock
Co-host: Ms. K
Date: March 12, 2026
Produced by: Dear Media

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Episode Overview

In this vibrant, laughter-filled episode of DaBaddest Radio, Bretman Rock and his cousin/co-host Ms. K dive into personal stories, cultural commentary, and hilarious memories. The duo explores a mix of lighthearted and introspective themes, from surgery anxieties and existential routines to the unique perspective of watching internet fame unfold—and, of course, reminisce on their iconic Filipino-American childhood. With signature sass, warmth, and raw honesty, listeners get Bretman Rock both unfiltered and deeply real.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The TikTok/Zoom Pandemic Era & COVID Nostalgia

• Setting the Scene: Bretman and Ms. K reflect on the COVID-19 lockdown days, sharing how working from home led to funny moments and creative projects (e.g., shooting a MAC campaign in Bretman's living room) and appreciating downtime in Hawaii ([01:21]-[03:31]).
• Quote — Bretman:
  “I remember doing a full MAC campaign in my living room. They sent over fake snow, a green screen, the whole camera.” [03:00]

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2. Trips, Filming Ahead & Philippines Shoutouts

• The hosts talk about pre-filming episodes due to upcoming travel to the Philippines. They exchange tips for enjoying time there and joke about “losing your passport” so you never come back ([03:43]-[04:16]).

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3. Latte Rituals & Teatime

• Ms. K walks through her homemade strawberry milk latte recipe. The conversation veers into espresso trivia and critiques ("You could have left a strawberry pool in the bottom" — Bretman, [06:05]).
• The “tea of the week” becomes an enthusiastic chat about new music releases ([06:25]).

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4. Albums and Emotional Music Moments

• Both gush over Bruno Mars’ new album, sharing how music can spark strong emotions (crying on first listen, “chicken skin everywhere” — Ms. K, [06:54]).
• They discuss Bruno Mars’ sisters and favorite tracks ("Perm", "When I Was Your Man"), and move on to Blackpink’s new EP, noting shifts in genre and style.
• Pop culture moment: mention of Bridgerton’s latest episodes on Netflix ([10:11]).

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5. Surgery Nightmares – Ms. K’s Existential Titty Tale

• Ms. K shares a vivid nightmare after booking her boob job, involving a sketchy doctor, her cousin Nikki, organ harvesting, and an implant falling out ([10:37]-[12:10]).
• Quote — Ms. K:
  “I started crying, and then while I was crying, one of the titty fell out of my chest... I woke up and I was like, I don’t know if I want to get my boobs done.” [11:43]
• They debate whether the nightmare is a bad omen and turn it into an audience poll.

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6. Existential Crises & Breaking the Routine

• Bretman reads from his diary, sharing his current struggles with monotony and feeling stuck in a life loop ([15:48]-[16:32]).
• Quote — Bretman:
  “There’s truly no point of rushing... it’s better to arrive late than never, period.” [16:32]
• Both share strategies for switching up routines, from changing driving routes (Ms. K) to embracing unplanned home days (Bretman).
• They encourage listeners to find small joys and switch things up to maintain happiness and mental health ([17:40]-[20:00]).

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7. “How I Actually Got Famous” – The Outsider's Perspective

• For the first time, Bretman asks Ms. K how she “saw” his fame happen.
• Ms. K recalls his early “shoutout for shoutout” days, buying a car with his first paycheck, her role as his first video editor, and their family’s realization as brand deals and bigger opportunities rolled in ([21:13]-[25:46]).
• Quote — Ms. K:
  “At first I was like, when you were living in the house that we all grew up in, I was like, whatever, he’s just working... Then you got a house and I was like, oh, he has money money!” [25:38]
• Bretman and Ms. K discuss always feeling like “normal people” in Hawaii, never quite internalizing fame, and being kept grounded by their local community ([26:02]-[28:24]).
• Quote — Bretman:
  “I think I get asked, like, ‘how does it feel to be famous?’ And like, I don’t think I’ve ever had that realization — I just feel like I’m just… an overachiever.” [26:09]

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8. Filipino Family Throwbacks & Unique Upbringings

• Hilarious stories surface about their parents’ trips to the Philippines and leaving the kids with Costco haul “survival” groceries ([30:42]-[31:45]).
• Nostalgia peaked over water park adventures at neighbors’ houses, being left alone, and “wishing we had gay uncles” like Bretman now gets to be for the nieces ([32:03]-[34:16]).
• Quote – Bretman:
  “I never wanted to be in a day where I didn’t know any, like, you know how we used to tease Jorly about not knowing slang? I’m in that era now.” [34:17]

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9. Generational Slang & Internet Culture

• The duo jokingly admits they’re out of touch with Gen Z slang (“skibidi toilet? what is that?” [34:42]), struggles to keep up with “vocal stimming” trends, and come to terms with getting older ([35:02]-[37:23]).
• Bretman reveals his “yeah” catchphrase is his consistent vocal stamp.

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10. Social Platforms Through the Ages

• They recall Tumblr, Friendster, MySpace, Facebook, and more, comparing eras of internet culture and speculating about the “next big thing” in apps ([39:05]-[41:27]).
• Ms. K predicts a return to long-form content and livestreaming; Bretman reflects on how fitness apps like Strava are blending social and IRL activity ([42:00]-[43:31]).

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11. Streaming Real Lives & Chicken POV Cams

• Both imagine streaming daily life activities (“I would literally watch a chicken stream, but from the chicken’s perspective,” — Bretman, [45:18]), debate what people would watch, and foreshadow creative future content.

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12. Product of the Day

• Bretman: APL running shoes with orthopedic insoles (“makes me so bouncy and, like, I'd be running so fast,” [46:46]).
• Ms. K: Her tried-and-true Expo pen, which “hasn’t run out in two seasons” ([47:48]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bretman (on living in Hawaii):
  “We always see the same people from ever since we were kids... So I think that’s one of it. And also just, like, having our own privacy here.” [28:12]

• Ms. K (on brand deals):
  "A brand reached out to you... they offered you $10,000 and you was like, that’s not enough. And I was like, what do you mean?! ...You’re like, ‘No, I know my worth.’ And that’s when I started taking you seriously.” [25:01]

• Ms. K (filipino family):
  “Our parents would leave us for a month. Yes. I was like, literally... in middle school. And they left us in the house by ourselves with a 24-pack... Hot Pocket.” [31:34]

• Bretman (on growing up and aging):
  “Did I get left in 2016 or what? Like, I never felt so fucking old.” [34:06]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:21] — COVID nostalgia, in-living-room shoots
• [06:25]-[07:53] — Bruno Mars album & music emotions
• [10:37]-[12:10] — Ms. K’s surgery nightmare
• [15:48]-[17:40] — Bretman’s diary: feeling stuck & advice on breaking routine
• [21:13]-[25:46] — “How I Actually Got Famous” (Ms. K’s perspective)
• [30:42]-[32:11] — Childhood memories: parents gone, Hot Pocket eras
• [34:17]-[37:52] — Feeling old & today’s slang
• [39:05]-[41:27] — Social platform nostalgia and next big media trends
• [45:18] — “Chicken stream” and creative streaming ideas
• [46:21]-[47:57] — Product of the day bits

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The Hosts' Vibe

Bretman and Ms. K keep their trademark blend of brutal honesty and comedic timing. No subject is too embarrassing (surgery fears, childhood mishaps, or aging out of TikTok trends), yet the episode is grounded in heartfelt encouragement to live joyfully, never take success for granted, and celebrate your weirdest, most confident self.

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For New Listeners

This episode acts as a masterclass in real talk—a peek into the highs and lows of internet fame, familial roots, and the barefaced realities of self-worth and modern life. Equal parts hilarious and sincere, it’s a perfect primer on why Bretman Rock calls both himself—and his listeners—the “baddest.”

Transcript

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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello. Hello, everyone. It is Thursday yet again.

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Hello.

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And here we are, Reporting for duty, Ms. Britney Spears.

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Ms. K. I feel like we never

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really introduced ourselves our intros. Like, I feel like we just realize. Why do I just realize that now?

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I don't know. We need to start, like, doing.

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Yeah, okay, maybe. Maybe we'll start now. Let's practice. Hey, guys, it is Thursday yet again. It is your host, Bretman Brock.

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And this is Ms. K. No, you should say.

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And your other host.

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And your other host.

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No, you should say hostess.

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Oh, okay, okay. And the most.

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Okay, again, one more time. Hi, guys. It is Bretman Rock. It is Thursday yet again. It is one of your hosts, Bretman Rock. And the other hostess.

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And the other hostess, Ms. K. And

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now that we have wasted your time doing the intro. Cue the intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl. You already know who it is. And we are back. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to the baddest radio yet again.

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Hi, everybody.

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Ms. K and I are serving very much full face but loungy.

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Yes, it's giving. I want to go to Starbucks, but I have a crush at Starbucks. Right, right, right, right.

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It's kind of giving, like, Covid days, you know, when you're ready, you're getting ready to stay home.

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For the zoom. Yes, for the Zoom meetings.

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For the Zoom meetings. To grab the mail type shit.

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So, yeah, that was a moment in our life because I was, like, literally last night, even just watching, like, past episodes of, like, people in class doing, like, zoom meetings and just shit happens. Like pranking their teachers. No, literally. It's so funny.

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Like, especially the ones that, like, have their cameras off, but they don't know that it's off, so they're, like, doing things that you're not supposed to be doing. Like sucking dick.

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Like cop. I've never seen that.

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Well.

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Well, there was one where there was, like, a kid, he was in class, and then the mom, he was, like, talking to the mom, and then the mom walks in butt naked, and I was, like, cracking up.

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That would be me.

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Yeah.

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I was gonna ask something stupid, but maybe not. I was gonna be like, what do you miss about COVID the most? But I don't.

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Honestly. Staying home.

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Honestly, girl.

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Staying home.

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Also, I will say, like, having Covid in Hawaii.

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We had time, girl.

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We had time and space and no traffic. Like, that was. That was fun.

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Well, no, Lowkey, I had the best time in Covid because I spent it with you and you were like, locked in. We were locked in. But you were still doing work, so you were kind of like. Yeah. Exempted to, like, traveling here and there. So we would still kind of travel a little bit. Yeah, but we would just do, like, the most at your house. Because this was at the White House

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where they had, like, me doing the most, like, literally, like, I remember doing a Mac, a full Mac campaign in my living room.

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Yes.

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They sent over fake snow, a green screen, the whole camera.

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We had to, like, tear down your whole entire, like, living room to make, like, the Alfine. Yeah, like, mountain. Yes. With a big fan in there. Girl, we did a photo shoot for one of your makeup. Yeah, girl. We did a lot in that.

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We did a lot of things during COVID Why are we talking about COVID

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We did Fenty Beauty.

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I dropped the whole fucking makeup collection. You did. Anyways, how is everybody's Thursday today? When this episode goes out? I think we're going to be in the Philippines already. Is it? I don't know. This is. I don't know if you guys watch my stories, but we. Ms. K and I are going to the Philippines and we have been pre filming and prepackaging a bunch of episodes for you guys. And Ozzy just nodded no. So this will not be the episode that we are going to be in the Philippines.

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It's the next app after this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, okay. Do we have a message for our Philippine future selves?

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I just want to say, lose your passport in the Philippines. Right. Don't ever come back.

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Just stay there.

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Stay there and enjoy every single moment of it. Because two weeks is gonna go by so fast.

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So fast. And by the time you get back to America. What are you getting done, Ms. K?

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My teddy. Stop, you guys. I can't wait. I'm scared. Did I tell you guys my little nightmare?

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No. Wait, do you want to tell us after? Oh, yes.

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My drink.

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Okay, let's get into the tea of the day.

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Oh, okay. So the tea of the day.

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Cause what is all this apparatus?

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Oh, my God. So I was, like, doing my research last night. Cause you know, Brett keeps saying, come prepare.

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Research is crazy.

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So I did my research and I was like, what can I do for like, a cute latte? Cause I haven't made a latte in

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so long and I do. I could use a little.

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Yes, pick me up right now. And so I saw this strawberry milk latte and I was like, that sounds so good.

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Pour it up, pour it up. So why should all fall out?

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I just added like a strawberry Puree with strawberry syrup on the milk.

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Yes. Strawberry puree provided by yours truly, Kat Bloom. Katherine Bloom. Okay, girl, where's the shot gonna go?

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Oh, on the top. And then the shot on the top.

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Okay. Wow, that's crazy. I just had a strawberry matcha this morning too.

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Oh, wow. So it's fitting the vibe.

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It is, it is.

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Hopefully you tease the coffee. It was. It's been sitting here, so it's actually kind of dead.

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Through your barista knowledge. How. How long can you leave a. Can you leave an espresso? I know the answer to this, cuz.

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Probably like 10 seconds.

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No. Yes, it's 10 minutes. Well, it's best to take the shot after 10 minutes.

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It gets bitter. But if you like the bitterness of it, then go ahead. Er, what is it good? Don't lie. You always have the same reaction.

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What you ate with this.

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The strawberry latte. I've never had a strawberry latte before.

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I think, okay, if I did have a feedback, you know, I love my strawberries. I feel like you could have left like a strawberry pool in the bottom.

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Like. Like a puree.

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Yeah, why not? I mean, it's really good though. Wow. And we got my no wrinkle straw.

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Yeah, no wrinkle. I feel like I need to get invest on that straw.

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Okay. Ms. K, what is the tea of the week?

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The tea of the week is albums. On albums. On albums.

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Okay.

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Bruno Mars. Hey, Bruno Mars. Love that album.

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Woke up to that album this morning.

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No, I actually listened to it crying last night. Risk it all.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Cried, girl.

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I cried. The first fucking song.

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Yes. That's the risk it all. I know.

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I didn't even start singing yet and I was like on my way to my. My run this morning. I'm like, oh, it's done.

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It's album of the year.

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Maybe, but I think so.

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I was high as last night and then my friend was like, oh, my God, Bruno Mars came out with the album. And I was like, oh my God, I've been waiting for it. Played the first song. Girl, chicken skin everywhere. And I just started balling and I'm like, why am I bawling?

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Yeah, exactly. Yes, right.

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I missed him.

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Tahiti.

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Tahiti. The sister. Yes, yes. In the music video.

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It's in the music video.

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I mean, I was like, wait. Yes, yes, yes. Hi, Mr.

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He.

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Hello.

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Yes, we are very much friends with Bruno Mars's sisters, which I think makes us his sisters.

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Yeah, we are cousins.

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I really think we might as well be. If you hear some chuckling in the back. Don't mind Ozzy. He really just thinks. Because I think Ozzy thinks he's Bruno Mars with the way he's been seen singing lately. Honestly, Ozzy, I know you want to sing. Give us a little Bruno number right now. No, because that chuckle was a little too loud.

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I can't chuckle in this room anymore.

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It was too loud. Babes, give us a little Bruno.

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Say you want the moon. Watch me let him fly. Right.

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Did y' all hear that?

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I was gonna be like, what song is that, girl?

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No, I'm like, I think Bruno is in the room.

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You guys. They have.

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They be.

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Be having the same tone.

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No, literally.

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Can you make it raspier?

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Azzy, what is your most favorite Bruno Mars song?

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I do like talking to the moon. Oh, that was a good one. That's like a very emotional. That's a very cuz.

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Do you sit by yourself? Can you hit the talking to the

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talking to the moon?

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No. What is your favorite Bruno Mars song?

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I feel like it too. I listen to two a lot. Marry you. I mean, and the lazy song.

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I mean.

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Yeah, I mean, it's just.

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Well, you know, my favorite song is Gorilla. Like, about me. I hate you.

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I.

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Wait, I didn't finish the joke. Like, gorilla is crazy. I would say when I was your man. When I was your woman. You know, I love billionaire. I want to be a billionaire. Which I am. Yes, exactly. And then my other favorite song, which might be a deep cut to some, but I love perm.

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Perm. Yes. How does that go? Oh, but you gotta relax. Yeah, that one.

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So, yeah, those are my favorite Bruno Mars song. Listen to new Bruno Mars album. You did say albums. Albums. Albums. What else are you listening?

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Oh, Blackpink came out with their ep.

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Oh, my God.

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Four or five new songs.

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Wait, I literally just found out just now. I'm gonna find. I'm gonna listen to that after this.

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Pretty. It's pretty amazing. It's. It's one of their, like the same genre, but like, kind of like different genre at the same time. Like, I felt like there was like a rock and like a pump up music. There's a girl's girl. I really like that one. And then there's a rap one. Cute.

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Okay, I gotta listen to it when I. Oh, my God. Hold on. That caffeine is coming.

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Oh, I know.

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I gotta listen to it after the episode. But speaking of things coming out, Bridgerton came out last night. Did you watch the last four episodes?

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No, I only watched.

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Okay, fair so far.

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And I went to Bed. And then I was like, you should

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watch it because I'm gonna leave after this.

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Okay, you should watch it for the last two. Yeah. Wait, before we get on to everything else. Your little Miss Diary.

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I know, but I really want to hear your titty story that you. I cut you off about earlier.

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Oh, my nightmare. Okay, so I had a nightmare when I got my. Literally a week. When I got my. My surgery date. I literally had a nightmare about, like, how me and Nikki went to a surgery. And then we were just sitting there and we were like. And they were like, oh, we could do it right now. And we were just like. And we were like, oh, yeah, okay, sure.

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Right now is crazy.

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Yes. I went first, and then I got. I was getting it done, and I was just like. I was up. I was, like, looking at it, and I was, like, thinking into my head. I was like, I don't know if this doctor is a doctor. I don't know if he's, like, doing it right. Because he was, like, cutting up here. He was cutting down here. And he just inserted it. And I was like. And no. And then so. And so on. He bandaged me up, and I was like, okay. Cute. Two minutes later, I get a call from Nikki. He goes, girl, this doctor is not a doctor. He's a.

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He's like the Teletubby.

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No, he's an organ whatever. Whatever Stealer.

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He's an organ. What is it? Well, yeah, seller. Yeah, but like, back market type shit.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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And I.

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A harvester.

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Yes. And I started crying. And then while I was crying, one of the titty fell out of my chest. And so I was like, fuck this. What is this shit happening with me right now? Anyway, I started bawling and bawling, crying. And I woke up and I was like, I don't know if I want to get my boobs done.

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Yeah, well, yeah, let's ask the audience.

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I mean, I will and still should.

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Ms. K. Listen to her dreams. Should she still get her boobs done? Do you think that was a good or bad omen? Let us know in the descriptions down below.

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Yes.

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Let me read my diary.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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Because, girl, I did not think that was.

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I've been trying to forget about that

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dream because she said, oh, my God, my titties fell off.

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Yes. Literally, like, me carrying it to the doctor, like.

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So I wrote this two days ago, February 25th. Recently, I've been feeling like I've been living the same loop slash life every day. I mean, I literally have the same shit every week. As someone who believes that I thrive off schedule and routine, you think I love it, but I truly don't. I constantly feel like I have to rush because if I don't get out of bed on time, I'll be late for my training. If I don't eat and shower on time, I will feel like I'll head to bed late. And the thought of falling off of my routine keeps me up even more.

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Literally, you, Sunday.

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Literally, something I practice. When I realize this is simple and it's giving myself grace, there's truly no point of rushing to eat, rushing home, rushing to get up in the morning, because, girl, time is not going anywhere. I can truly choose slower driving, safer, and slower, because it's better to alive late than never, period. Because, girl, bitch, recently, wow, you really ate that quote.

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Because I never really thought about that quote like that. But now I'm like, yeah, girl.

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Because recently, bitch, I've been swerving. And, like, you would think I'm giving rush hour for Hawaii season three, bitch.

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Just trying to get by.

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No. Like, I'm literally in there. I'm like, I have no reason to rush. Like, no.

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Also, it's fine. It's Hawaii. And you guys, Hawaii drivers are, like, insanely slow.

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So there's. I mean, no. And then we're all gonna get there at the same time because we're all reaching the fucking same lights anyway, so there's really no reason.

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Yeah.

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But to me, I'm like, if I swerve, I'll get there five minutes early. But literally, like, even when I put it in the maps, it's like, it's not even moving.

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Yeah.

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And five minutes in bed could literally determine my whole mood all day. I'd rather choose to wake up on the right side of the bed than the wrong side. And if five more minutes determines that, then so be it. Another. Another thing that I did to combat feeling like I'm doing the same shit is making sure I switch shit up and listening to my body. I don't have to attend every workout class I sign up for. And that's it. Yeah. Have you Been feeling like that lately.

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What, like, routine? Y.

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No. Just, like, feeling like I'm living the same shit every day.

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Low key. Yes. That's why I've been so excited to go to the Philippines. Have you ever watched that?

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Exactly.

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Have you ever watched that movie Happy Death Day?

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They always have a segue to go back to that.

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I know. Have you ever seen that? Happy. The movie Happy Death Day? So it's a movie about it? Yeah. So it's a movie about this guy or. I think I believe it's a girl who kept repeating the same day over and over and over, but dies the same way over and over and over. So once you watch this.

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Yeah, okay. Yes.

[B]

Do you feel like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you just like.

[A]

But I also think, like, obviously I don't live the same life every day. I think it's just, like, since January,

[B]

you had, like, you have to wake up, walk your dog, work home, do it again.

[A]

Again and again.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I do my work. But recently, like, I've been finding, like, little pockets of, like, things that I love every day. Obviously, if it's not like, me filming, it's just me planting. Me planting.

[B]

I literally just saw your video of your chicken. You putting your. The last.

[A]

With the last chicken.

[B]

It's so cute.

[A]

Just making sure I do something that I love every day. Like, even when I don't. Girl, you know what? It always comes to mind when I don't have anything to do. Let me go buy something shiny. Like, literally, I'm like. I feel like. Like I'm living the same life. Let me go get a Bulgarian.

[B]

Yeah. Like a little change of scenery.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe that's what it is.

[B]

That's why. Okay, so a little trick of mine is, like, whenever I do feel like I'm repeating my day over and over and over again, I like to just sometimes drive the other way just so I can, like, find another way home, you know? Instead of, like, going to the same road every day, I'm like, I'll take this left today.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just to, like, make it different.

[A]

That's so not how I do it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When I. Yeah, me. If that works for you, that works for you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But for me, if I feel like I'm living the same, which I felt like this this weekend. I stayed home all day. I'm like, I'm not getting in my car. I'm not.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not following no routine. I'm gonna just do whatever.

[B]

And that's something different for you because

[A]

you barely do that so me driving the other way, which is not driving at all.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You know what I mean? Yeah.

[B]

Because you're always out and about. Let me just stay home.

[A]

There was a topic that I wanted to talk about. Oh, I remember. So when I was getting ready for today, I asked the audience if there's anything that, like, they want to know or, like, just any topics. Because honestly, bitch, I think we're like 70 episodes in and we're running out of shit. And I feel like I'm always, like, talking over you. So I want to give you a spin. Space. This is so Leo. I'm giving you space to talk about me. Okay, wait, wait, wait. No, let me. Let me preface that because I'm constantly talking about, like, how I blew up, how I became Bretman Rock. In my perspective.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How did I become famous in your perspective?

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

I've never, like, asked.

[B]

Let me, let me. Okay, let me think about it.

[A]

Because, like, to you, without knowing, like, context to anything that was going on, so.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Without like knowing, like, where you're going.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Well, it started. It started when you started doing the whole, like, shout out for shout out. Shout out for shout out.

[A]

And.

[B]

Yeah, and you were doing like just shoutouts for shoutouts. And I was like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, just doing shoutouts for shoutouts. Because you were already getting more and more followers. Followers. Yeah. And so the very first time I noticed that you were famous and that you. I was like, oh, there's something. You know, I was like, what is this? Like. Yeah, it's when you were walking home and you got so over it and you went to go buy a car and you were. Your very first car. The Charger. Yes, the white Charger. You didn't have a license. You didn't. You were just over walking.

[A]

Walking to school.

[B]

Walking to school. Even though you live like five minutes away, you're like, fuck this shit. So you took your brother. And I was like, where did you. Where did they go? And then you just came home with a car. And then you would take me places and we would like. I feel like literally dying sometimes because you guys, we almost got into like so much car accidents with that car because for some reason, I don't know why.

[A]

Well, bitch, first of all, not you exposing me, but a bitch was driving with a permit.

[B]

I mean, who doesn't.

[A]

Girl A was driving with a permit. Ms. K had a permit. And I think two permits make a license.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So that's why Ms. K was always the plus one.

[B]

And then I was like. And then I was like, how the heck did you afford this car? And like, how much are you paying? And he goes, oh, I paid for it already. Like, it's fully paid. And I'm like, what do you mean it's fully paid?

[A]

Because. Because. Because I didn't have any tax records at the time.

[B]

No tax record.

[A]

Literally, my. My big first paycheck went to my first car. All because I think it was raining that day, Kiefer. Or it was. Might have been super hot, but I

[B]

was like, it was like a. It was a weird day.

[A]

Yes. Something drove me to that shit. That I was literally like, bitch, this is my last time walking home.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, because no, over. Because, like, you were like. I think it's because you were jealous of other people going out and getting food.

[A]

Well, yeah, that too.

[B]

And like driving and like, yeah. And then for practices, you're like, I hate carrying this big ass stuff around. So you, like, had your car and then. And then you hired me to do your editing videos. Yes.

[A]

Ms. K was my very first editor.

[B]

My very first editor.

[A]

Ozzy, watch your back.

[B]

No, literally, it was like one of those, like, imovie, like, basic. Just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, whatever, whatever. And so I was like, I don't know where. Honestly, I don't think you're famous. I just think people a lot of know you. A lot of people think like, oh, a lot of people always ask me, like, how does it feel to have like a cousin like, that's famous. And I'm like, honestly, I don't know.

[A]

You don't feel about it like, that?

[B]

I don't think about it. I've grown up with you and I always thought like, yeah, this was just like, whatever.

[A]

Like, so it was more of a realization like, okay, this bitch is up to something. Not really like, oh, this bitch is like starting to be famous. Because I feel like. I feel the same way. Like, I never even had like a

[B]

moment and then I'm not. I don't want to say numbers, but at the very first moment that I was like, oh, he's there is when you were. I don't know if I can say this, but a brand reached out to you when this was like, when you were like, like, yeah, 100,000 on YouTube. Whatever, whatever. A brand reached out to you. I think you know the brand for your. I'll tell you later. It's a brand reached out to you and they offered you $10,000 and you was like, that's not enough.

[A]

Well, it wasn't.

[B]

And I was like, what do you mean? I'm like, what do you mean that's not enough? That's, like, a lot. Yeah, but you're like, no, I know my worth, and I know I can, like, for, like, make.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was like, oh, okay. And that's when I started taking you seriously. And I was like, oh, wait, this is something that.

[A]

This is a business.

[B]

Yes, this is a business. And then you got a house. And I was like, whoa. Yeah. Because at first I was like, when you were living in, like, the house that we all grew up in, I was like, oh, yeah, whatever, Whatever. He's just, like, working, getting, like, paid here and there. And then you got a house. And I was like, oh, he has money. Money.

[A]

He has a business.

[B]

Yes, a business. Business.

[A]

She's like, she's not a worker. She's a businesswoman.

[B]

And then I started taking it seriously. When?

[A]

Well, when you got hired.

[B]

When? Yeah. No, not even that. It's when you started going places and then them paying for you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was like, okay, she.

[A]

She's up there. She's up there. Period. But I never asked.

[B]

Yes, it's also. I've never really thought about you.

[A]

Like, good, because I don't think about it either. Because, like, I think I get asked, like, people word it differently, but, like,

[B]

how does it feel to be famous?

[A]

That. Or, like, when did you know you're becoming famous? And, like, I don't think I've ever had that realization of, like, I'm famous. I just feel like I'm just. I don't know. Maybe I'm also just, like, an overachiever. That I will never see myself as, like, a celebrity. Like, even yesterday, I was driving to the gym, and then somebody said hi to me in the car. And my first thought is always, like, how do you know me?

[B]

Like, always.

[A]

No, every single time. Like, And I get flustered. I don't know why it's in the car thing. But, like, even when they're, like, obviously saying hi to me, like, I'm literally, like, in my head, I'm like, are they saying hi to me or, like, some. Someone else? Yeah.

[B]

Look, like, literally, my biggest thing is when someone says hi to me. Like, oh, hi, K. I'm like, I don't know you. Wait. But I'm, like, trying to think.

[A]

I'm like, do I know you?

[B]

Do I know you? Because I don't want to be like, hi. Yes.

[A]

Yeah. But especially, like, another one, for example, is When I'm at Down to Earth, getting my own smoothie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And people freak out when they see me and I'm like. Because obviously I. Before I had my down to Earth movie, I was always a Down to Earth girl. Like, I'm always there and, like, nobody gives a fuck about me over there. I mean, people do, but, like, no one is, like, crying.

[B]

Like.

[A]

Like, this girl cried to me. And I'm like. Or, like, just now, every time I go to down to Earth, there's always somebody getting my smoothie or I'm getting recognized over there. Yeah. Like, oh, my God. Like, y' all really know me. Like, that's crazy.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

And I. And I hope I never get used to it because I don't even know how getting used to it.

[B]

It's like, I just feel like, honestly, it helps the fact that we are both in here in Hawaii for sure. Because we get to, like, still live with the people that we grew up in. And it's not really, like, that doesn't really change. We always see the same people from ever since we were kids. And, like, if anything, the neighbors as well is, like, the same people.

[A]

The same.

[B]

Like, it's. No one's really, like, moving around or anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I think that's one of it. And also just, like, having our own privacy here. Yeah. And, like, the lack of, like, influencers here kind of helps too, because it's like, you're only doing collabs when you go to la.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it doesn't really feel like you're, you know, here.

[A]

True. I would love to ask this question to my mom. You should. To see how. What. It was like, they're in LA right now. I know she's in Vegas. Oh, she.

[B]

They went in Vegas. To Vegas.

[A]

She's in Vegas. Oh, wow. What I do think is Princess took mom to Vegas, left her in Vegas and went to la.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

No, because I think Princess is in la, but my mom is in Vegas.

[B]

No, that's what I thought they were in la because I thought. Because Princess has been posting that she's in la.

[A]

No, my. My mom. My mom loves Vegas. So I don't know, because my mom's story is in Vegas, but Princess is in la. So I'm like, drive my mom off

[B]

to Vegas because my mom left without saying anything.

[A]

Imagine. Yeah. Should never.

[B]

But no, she would.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

Remember that one time she went to Vegas and didn't tell y' all and you guys found out because.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Her friend was like, oh, we went to Vegas.

[A]

No, literally, you guys, we were. I was second grade. Princess was kindergarten.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

My mom went to Vegas without telling

[B]

one of our aunties.

[A]

One of our aunties was like, oh, she's gonna come home late.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Never came home.

[B]

Never came home until, like.

[A]

No. And then I. I told her the next day. I'm like, did mom come home? She's like, yeah, she left for work early in the morning.

[B]

Yeah, girl.

[A]

My mom never came home. She just. She just lied.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then three days later, I'm like, when is my mom coming home? And then she comes home the fourth day and then. And it was just like, nothing happened. And I didn't find out. She went to Vegas after the lady that she came to Vegas with, Auntie Beth told us. And I'm like, wow. My mom really went missing for three days. And I never even questioned it.

[B]

Full on quest mode.

[A]

Because my auntie fully convinced me that she was coming home. Midnight while we were asleep and going back to home. Going back to work before we woke up.

[B]

Oh, so she would come home when you guys are sleeping. Yeah. And then she would leave before you guys wake up.

[A]

That's what my.

[B]

So you guys are not seeing her?

[A]

That's what my auntie. That's what auntie told me. Yeah, girl. Anyway, so that's what happened. Do you have anything to talk about today?

[B]

Oh, I do remember when I. Okay, so in our childhood, our parents are Filipinos. Of course you guys know that. And so every time they would go to the Philippines, we would have the best time ever because we would go to Costco.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

And so when we were having that conversation, I was like. It reminded me of, like, every time they would go to the Philippines for, like, a month, we will go shopping for a whole month of, like, groceries. Because we wouldn't know how to cook. So we would, like, just get, like, a bunch of, like, Hot Pockets and like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What is it called? Like, frozen chicken. And, like, Saimin.

[A]

Yeah, the tostados. Yes. The Saimin bowl.

[B]

Yeah. And we would just, like, I don't know, live off.

[A]

I don't know if that's, like, a unique experience, but I'm pretty sure there's other kids out there where, like, their

[B]

parents just leave them home.

[A]

Leave. Yes. Literally our parents would leave us for a month.

[B]

Yes. I was like, literally. Remember when my mom and dad and my sister and my brother went to the Philippines and they left me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And my little brother. I was like, in, like, what? Middle school? And we were in middle school.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so they left us in the

[A]

house by ourselves with a 24 pack.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Hot Pocket.

[B]

Yeah. A bunch of frozen things. Yeah. And, like, you guys would come over every night. You princess and John would come over, and we would just chill, and we did not do anything. And we're like, girl, we're like, we live. Yes. And I was like, should I throw a party?

[A]

No. Sometimes, like, I remember, like, I would. Wait, I. Mom, if you're watching this, obviously I don't feel that way, but I would look forward to when my mom would

[B]

leave because they would leave us alone. Mom, go home.

[A]

I'm trying to enjoy my summer. Like.

[B]

Yes. Wait. Do you remember that day? When. Do you remember that day when that had the pink house? The owners of the pink house went home. All of them. That one family went home. We had a water park we had outside.

[A]

We ran that water bill up. They came home, and they were like, why is the water bill up?

[B]

We were playing with the hose.

[A]

And you know who had our back? Your dad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, the sprinklers.

[B]

Yeah. It was like. It was, like, just coming. We had a pool, everything. Yes. That was the best month ever.

[A]

Because our cousin had a boyfriend. Yeah. Was a sugar daddy.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Damn. We live, like, such a unique childhood.

[B]

We did. We need to, like, go by, like, eras. Yeah.

[A]

I feel like each episode we need to go, like, an era episode. But you know what's so lame? I was thinking about this the other day because I took the nieces out to go to coach is like, how come we never had gay uncles?

[B]

Because they were all girls.

[A]

I know. But I'm literally like, but we did also.

[B]

But they were in the Philippines. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

But they weren't, like, cool like us. They were never. They were not taking us to, like, Coach.

[B]

No bag. I mean, it is a good time. Different.

[A]

True.

[B]

You know, I wish I would. You were my uncle Ill. No. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, the way you'd be treating our nieces, I'm like, dang, I wish I had a shopping spirit.

[A]

Coach. Well, they make me feel so young. They do. They make.

[B]

They.

[A]

They keep me up with the loop. Like, the other time I hung out with them, they were, like, trying to do a heart, right?

[B]

A heart.

[A]

Yes. And I was going like this, and they're like, uncle, no one does that anymore. It's like this now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or like, I'm like, oh, God, I. Did I get left in 2016 or what? Like, I never felt so fucking old. Like, I really can't believe we're uncs.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

We're aunts and uncs.

[B]

You know, I never wanted to be in the day where, like, I didn't know any, like, you know how, like, back then when we would tease Jorly about, like, not knowing slangs. I'm in that era where I'm like, what does that mean?

[A]

No.

[B]

And, like, what word is that?

[A]

And I'm also just like, no offense to this generation. Like, you didn't have it? Like, no, I'm sorry.

[B]

Like, early 2000, we had, like, swag.

[A]

Y' all have skibidi toilet. Like, what.

[B]

What is a skippity toilet?

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Right?

[A]

What is that? Ozzy has something to say.

[B]

Do you guys have. Do you guys hear any slang words? Like, today where you're like, what does that even mean?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I still don't know what six, seven means. I heard, like, what, five different. Like, yeah, explanations about it. What is that one? They. My friend was just asking me, like, she was like, what is your noise? What is that thing called your noise habit or whatever? Vocal stamp. I'm like, what the is a vocal stamp?

[A]

Right?

[B]

Like, what is that?

[A]

Exactly?

[B]

And then they just make some random sound, and I'm like, what?

[A]

Do you have a vocal stem that scratches your brain?

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

Anytime Tori Kelly sings, does that count? Does that count?

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

A vocal stem is, like, when you. When you react to something, and then that's the sound that you always make.

[A]

Is it that?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I thought it was, like. I thought it was, like, a noise or a certain thing that somebody says that, like, makes you feel some type of way.

[B]

Oh, is it? Yeah. I don't know. That's why they ask you, like, oh, what's your vocal stem? Because you say all the time.

[A]

No, that's, like, your current. It's supposed to be like, your bj. You want to say something?

[B]

Wait, no. Do you know what the vocal stem is? So that's what. That's what I thought it was, too. But that makes sense, though. Yes. Like, something you.

[A]

That somebody said that stuck in your head.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Like, ow.

[A]

Yeah, like. Or like, the first time I saw that that term vocal stem is when cardi b was being like, mashallah, mashallah, mashallah. And then somebody made a TikTok being like, my new current vocal sim is cardi b saying, mashallah, mashallah, Masha. Mashallah.

[B]

Oh, I guess I found the definition.

[A]

Okay, take me a.

[B]

So vocal stimming is the repetitive use

[A]

of sounds, words, or noises to Self, soothe, manage emotions or cope with sensory input. Exactly. Okay, so it is something that, like,

[B]

you say to be like to calm yourself. That's not a vocal step right now. That's my vocal style.

[A]

I feel like my go to always, like, regardless if I'm, like, reacting to something good or bad is.

[B]

Yeah, I always hear that from you.

[A]

No, literally, if I'm excited about something, I'm like, that's like your trademark. Yes. Every video I start, I've been cutting it off, but, like, literally, I'm like, you guys. Yeah, I just got. Yeah, that's something. I love that pose. I've been doing this lately with my pinky instead of this because there's a picture of Doja Cat being like, oh, that's so cute. It's cuter.

[B]

No, you gotta be like, ladylike, like Osha. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, remember osha? Yes, girl, you kiss. Where you at? I follow him on Tick Tock.

[B]

You do? He's going on social media.

[A]

Yes, girl.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

I don't know why he never clicked to me, but he's Hawaii as he is, girl. I think he lives here now. Or is he from here?

[B]

I thought he was from here. Or was he from Canada?

[A]

Girl producer. Come on.

[B]

Five years later.

[A]

I know. Oh, look.

[B]

Would you look at that? It's 10 years later.

[A]

Would you look at that? The episode's done. Well, thank you, guys.

[B]

He is a Filipino Hawaii born.

[A]

Music. Music artists. Oh, period. Hey, period.

[B]

Give us your best ocean.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. I remembered. I came home from my brother's wedding in sixth grade.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I had missed the whole, like, I Kiss Osha era.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I came home and y' all made me watch that whole thing. Yes.

[B]

With Veggie. What's her name? Oh, I need to see that. That song again.

[A]

I know. Do you remember Tumblr era? Do you have. Did you have a Tumblr?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you remember. Do you remember your Tumblr username?

[B]

No, I remember.

[A]

I think it was like, girl, why was mine. Mine was. This kid has swag at Tumblr.

[B]

This kid has swag.

[A]

You would have fucking thought. Yeah.

[B]

This kid has swag.

[A]

Yes. Do you guys remember, like, yeah, Sexy Asian.

[B]

You were a Tumblr person.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You remember what your patience, like, with

[A]

the quotes and the. You know, I said that.

[B]

No, I. I feel like.

[A]

And I would make Princess edit it.

[B]

Yes. Can someone find the photo of Brett when he was young, where he was going like this?

[A]

It's on Facebook.

[B]

And then what is the other one?

[A]

I'LL send it to the editor. Oh, my God.

[B]

Your. Your supreme. Like, little things.

[A]

Wait, you know what was also a thing? Friendster. Yeah, you made me make a Friendster.

[B]

I think I like Friendster because they had a lot of games because, like, it was Friendster and Facebook. Yeah. And then. No, my. No, Friendster. MySpace and then Facebook. I had all three friends there. And then I went to MySpace because that's when everybody was like. What is that called? Like, editing their profile with, like, music, the backgrounds, and like the little. My favorite one was like the little scroll mouse, the little arrow. And then you could, like, trace it with, like, glitters on it. So when you move it has glitter.

[A]

Had that too.

[B]

Yeah. And then they went to Tumblr and then Facebook.

[A]

And then Facebook, then Instagram. Yes. And now we're here and then we're TikTok. Oh, yeah. True.

[B]

Musically was a thing is the next

[A]

big thing that's coming up because I think we're all starting to. Not going well. No, maybe not. I feel like TikTok will have its moment and then I think another moment will happen. What do you think the next app or the next big thing is going to be like?

[B]

I think it's going to be a longevity one. Like a YouTube.

[A]

You mean a long form.

[B]

A long form YouTube content. Again, just because streamers are, like, popping off right now, right? Yes, streamers are popping off. Like, a lot of, like, vloggers are coming back, things like that. And like, a lot of people, like, from Tick Tock, like, doing this, like, doing smaller things are, like, doing, like, longer. Like, even podcasts. Casting.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Always goes from, like, long form. Short form. Yeah, short form.

[B]

And, like, people have time now because, like, before, before, like, when Tick Tock came out, it was during COVID And so people need, like, constant, like, entertainment. But now I feel like everyone's going back with the flow, like, just listening through it. Yeah.

[A]

I think also that something that has been coming up a lot is, I mean, not to, like, break it, but, like, literally. I feel like bitches been outside too.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Like, I mean, I know we're talking about, like, like traveling the next app, but I think the next app is not an app. It's like bitches. I think we're all going to be just outside. Like, a lot of people are running. A lot of people are in their fitness era. Yes.

[B]

Enjoying out.

[A]

I feel like Strava Low Key has been like, such a. Such a. Like, like a trend. A What Strava. Strava is like a running app where it's.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

But it's also kind of like formatted, kind of like Instagram where like you can post your workout with a picture. And people are being very creative with how they present their workouts. Whether it's like a full on editing or just like how they take the picture. It's.

[B]

That's kind of cool.

[A]

Yeah, it's just basically showing off like what you did.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I've been, I do be seeing like on Tick Tock yesterday with like the whole like water trend. They're like, oh, I'm making my water today. Have you seen those? No. Yes, people have like on Tick Tock it's like a thread. They bring like a big jug and they're like, I'm making my water of the day. And then they put like a bunch of ice and like liquid IVs and stuff like that. He's like, oh, it's my water.

[A]

And like different water bottles and I personally love it. Like I obviously like, not to sound condescending but like a bitch that has always been a runner and it's so nice to see everyone wanting to run. Yes. There are a lot of like weird ass bitches out there that like you know, pace shame. People that are maybe slower, like you

[B]

shouldn't be like form correctors.

[A]

Yeah, I'm like bitch. As long as people are outside sweating, I think it's so much better than like doom scrolling on your phone.

[B]

That's why I feel like streaming is going to be a thing because have you seen all the streamers? Has been like not even like gaming streamers anymore. It's like doing your everyday life, like going out, doing like traveling, streaming like anything.

[A]

I think that's what we're onto something. Yeah, they call it irl.

[B]

Oh, streaming.

[A]

IRL Stream in real life. We should do a stream day whisk.

[B]

Do you stream a day for you?

[A]

I feel like I, I want to stream but the only way I would stream if it's like scheduled thing like how the pot, the bad radio.

[B]

Just imagine Cat like just following you around.

[A]

Okay, maybe not Cat, but I think like maybe every Saturday. Yeah. For like six hours. Yeah, I don't want to be streaming no games. I'm not a gamer.

[B]

Like no, just like you planting.

[A]

That's what I would stream.

[B]

I saw, oh my God, literally on TikTok again. I saw someone on Live the other day that was just on live. She propped her phone and then she went back to bed and Just scrolled

[A]

to her phone mood.

[B]

And then she was just, like, cackling, like, doing like, whatever, like what normal people do when they're on their phone. And she was just on live.

[A]

You know what I would watch?

[B]

What? Sleeping.

[A]

I want to put a camera on my chicken and watch his day. Yes.

[B]

Like, where do they go?

[A]

I truly be finding my chickens in random shit.

[B]

Your peacock, girl.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Where do those bitches?

[A]

Where do those bitches?

[B]

They're.

[A]

Okay, first of all, before y' all get your panties twisted, they're not my peacocks. They're like the neighborhood peacocks that love my house. Yes. Because people fucking think I have peacocks. I'm like, no, they're not mine. They just love me. But I feel like I would literally watch a chicken stream. But it has to be from the chicken's perspective.

[B]

And I, I, I feel like if anyone could do it, it would be you.

[A]

Honestly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, these bitches gotta pay rent.

[B]

You chickens, they got personality.

[A]

So imagine the chicken be like, hey, guys, get ready with me to Leon.

[B]

They have a meeting later.

[A]

I know. They be talking.

[B]

No, they, they have a group meeting. You know how, like, there's like, some of your neighbors go for, like a wine meeting over there? Yeah, they're like, over there, like, with their seed on their palm, like. Okay, so, like, like pecking it with their hands.

[A]

Yeah, I definitely think I should do that. You said a chicken stream.

[B]

A chicken stream. You gardening. I would if. I feel like people would just watch you garden too.

[A]

I know. Maybe I, maybe I will just start streaming my life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Should we do product of the day? Oh, yeah, sure. You don't have a product?

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

I have a product of the day.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Think about your.

[B]

What's your product of the day?

[A]

My product of the day are these. I got an ad for it on Facebook, of all places. It's apl. The brand is called apl and they're like orthopedic running shoes Inside. I also have an insole, which I guess will be my second product of the day. This is the victory one. It's carbon plated. A lot of, like, shoes.

[B]

Oh, what is that?

[A]

I don't know. It just makes you. It makes me so bouncy and like, I'd be running so fast.

[B]

Fast with me.

[A]

Like, I'd be feeling like a superwoman in this. But yeah, these together with the orthopedic of it all.

[B]

I do have a question. I noticed, like, how it's like netty. Yeah. And like, I, I, I Ran with a netty shoe before and, like, my toes kept, like, dragging into it. Does it like, drag?

[A]

No, because I cut my nails, girl.

[B]

I'm like. It's slicing through it.

[A]

It's slicing through it. No.

[B]

Do you know what I mean, though?

[A]

No, I know what you mean.

[B]

Like, sometimes it doesn't hold as, like, how the regular shoes is, because it does. It has, like, a stopper. But sometimes it goes, like, through. Not through, but like, it slides through it. Not.

[A]

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[B]

Never mind. Okay. Anyways, cute shoes.

[A]

Cute.

[B]

So

[A]

she said never mind.

[B]

Yeah, no, it's okay.

[A]

Okay. Do you have a product of the day? Right?

[B]

I write this late with this expo pen every time. And it's been, what, two seasons? And it hasn't. It hasn't run out of ink, so I really.

[A]

It wipes away every single time.

[B]

No, I do have one, but I'm saving it for next week, so. Because I only have one.

[A]

Okay. Period.

[B]

So balance it out.

[A]

With that being said, Ms. Kate, where can the bad bitches find you?

[B]

They can find me at the baddest radio or anywhere at M I S

[A]

K A Y E. And it's obviously me, Bretman Rock, the baddest bitch. You guys can find me at Bremen Rock everywhere, especially here at the baddest radio. Give it the best rating there ever is or was, and we will see you guys next Thursday. Ozzy, sing us out.

[B]

Know you're somewhere out there Somewhere far away where I want you back. Do you? Hey, I want you back.

[A]

Prove it. Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow rate and like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast cast at the baddest radio on all social media.

[B]

Bye, Beach.