The Big Bang Was GAY?

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – "The Big Bang Was GAY?"

Host: Bretman Rock (with guests Ms. K and Ozzy)
Date: November 13, 2025
Network: Dear Media

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Episode Overview

This episode of DaBaddest Radio is a vibrant, laughter-packed exploration of queerness, cultural identity, friendship, and self-care. Host Bretman Rock returns energized from a trip to Korea, sharing tales of personal growth, skincare hauls, and emotional connections. The crew dives into playful (and poignant) discussions about labels, lavender marriages, queer history, color analysis, body positivity, and their ever-evolving beauty routines. True to form, the conversation flows with humor, sincerity, and unapologetic self-love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Back from Korea: Skincare, Friends, and Brand Trips

• Trip Recap:

  • Bretman shares highlights from his recent Korea trip with Laneige (27:11), emphasizing the joy of friendships made (27:33), and how brand trips can foster genuine connection rather than competition (28:45).
  • Tips for listeners visiting Korea: “When you go to Korea, you guys, please get all the skincare that you can get, because I am literally not even wearing makeup today.” (28:54)

• Korean Skincare Faves:

  • Discussion of products gifted to friends (29:03, 29:56), with Ms. K raving about the toner and pore-minimizing products (29:12, 29:24).
  • Advice on finding and using the best local brands via friendly staff at Olive Young (51:52).

2. Owning Labels: Relationships, Queerness, and “Lavender Marriage”

• Dating & Single Pride:

  • Discussion sparked by UK Vogue’s “having a boyfriend is not cute” headline.
  • Bretman and Ms. K riff on the growing feeling that heterosexual relationships (especially with men) can be “embarrassing” or unnecessarily complicated (04:04).
  • Pact jokes about marrying each other or themselves at 28 or 38 if still single (05:02).
  • Ms. K: “I want to have, like, a birthday where I marry myself. Like, me walking down the aisle by myself.” (05:49)
  • Bretman quips about solo marriage, Dennis Rodman style.

• Lavender Marriage and Color Symbolism:

  • Ms. K describes learning about lavender marriages via documentary (06:44)—the historical arrangement where queer people entered heterosexual unions to avoid persecution.
  • Playful tangent on colors and their queer-coded meanings (lavender = LGBT+, turquoise/teal = drag queens, red/brown = lesbian, green/yellow = bi, purple = pansexual) (07:26–08:47).
  • Noted: Lavender’s queer roots date to Ancient Greece and poet Sappho (14:03).

3. Queer History 101: Sappho, Lesbos, and the Big Bang Theory

• History Deep Dive:

  • Ozzy clarifies the connection between Sappho, the island of Lesbos, and the etymology of “lesbian” and “sapphic” (15:16–15:52).
  • Read-aloud and analysis of Sappho’s poem to Aphrodite (23:04–24:46).

• "The Big Bang Was GAY?"

  • After pondering queer history’s antiquity, Bretman and Ms. K joke about LGBTQ+ presence through time:
    • “Honestly, we’ve been here since pyramid time. I would even say we’ve been here since dinosaurs.” (14:22–14:26)
    • In a burst of comic genius, they recast the Big Bang as a metaphor for queer creation:
    • Ms. K: “That was a queer—two balls hitting each other with rainbow colors.” (14:40)
    • Bretman: “The big bang was gay sex!” (14:44)

4. Intimacies & Body Positivity

• Adventures in Anal Bleaching:

  • Both hosts candidly and comically discuss their attempts at anal bleaching (20:40–22:14), debating positions and necessity.
  • Ms. K: “It’s a two-person job.”
  • They advocate body acceptance:
    • Bretman: “Justice for brown holes. Not every hole has to be pink.” (22:07–22:14)

• Beauty Preferences:

  • Bretman and Ms. K speak about preference for darker nipples (“purplish” over “pink”) in men (22:18–22:34).

5. Poetry, Crushes & Vulnerability

• Personal Narratives Around Poems:
  • Discussion of poetic forms (haiku, slap poetry) and confessions of past crushes (16:08–19:59).
  • Bretman tells the bittersweet story of a boy who read poems intended for others—“That should be me holding your hand…”—and how formative it was to be treated with genuine kindness (18:41).

6. Pride, Nightlife, and Self-Discovery

• Honolulu Pride:

  • Ms. K recounts a bigger, livelier Pride event with memorable drag performances (Queen Kong, Joe Sparkle) and the joy of nighttime festivities (37:27–38:28).

• Night Out Recap:

  • The hosts share laughs remembering a recent concert outing and the loopy trek from the parking lot (39:02–39:50).
  • Emphasis on chosen family: Designated drivers, post-concert vibes, and self-care.

7. Beauty Rituals: Treatments, Fillers, Color Analysis

• Recent Aesthetic Upgrades:

  • Ms. K confesses to recent fillers, jawline enhancements, and a lip flip (41:27–42:09), debating sacrifices (can’t use a straw!) vs. beauty payoffs.
  • Both share updates on Botox and lash perms, discuss tan and undertones (36:03), and celebrate “bigger lips” as a hard-won luxury (42:13).

• Hair & Color Analysis:

  • Bretman gives a deep dive into getting his color analysis in Korea (33:54–35:57), what colors work, and the fluidity of personal style.

8. Skincare Product Recommendations

• Products of the Day:

  • Ms. K: Man Yoke Cleansing Oil (49:30) – “It gets everything out, everything done… waterproof eyeliner, waterproof mascara.” (49:42)
  • Bretman: Reguran Healer Turnover Ampoule & Sheet Mask (50:25) – Demo and tips for usage and where to buy in Korea (Olive Young), recommended mixing and layering for glow (51:07–51:38).

• Advice for Listeners:

  • When in Korea, make friends with shop attendants for the best product picks (52:15).
  • Upcoming plans: Holiday sleepover episode with the “nieces” (52:40–52:58).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Queer History’s Depth

  • Ms. K: “See, this is why when they’re like, gay was not long ago and I’m like, babes, we’ve been. We’ve been. We’ve been here.” (14:12)
  • Bretman: “I would even say we’ve been here since dinosaurs.” (14:24)

• The Big Bang Theory, Reclaimed

  • Ms. K: “That was a queer—two balls hitting each other with rainbow colors.” (14:40)
  • Bretman: “The big bang was gay sex!” (14:44)

• On Solo Love:

  • Ms. K: “I want to have, like, a birthday where I marry myself. Me walking down the aisle by myself.” (05:49)
  • Bretman: “You can do that, you know, legally, ‘cause Dennis Rodman married himself.” (05:45)

• Body Positivity and Sexual Norms

  • Bretman: “Justice for brown holes. Honestly, not every hole has to be pink.” (22:07)

• On Color Analysis:

  • Bretman: “Ever since I got that color analysis, I started thinking more about, like, colors differently on my skin.” (35:00)
  • Ms. K: “Because, girl, like, what I got you is definitely different from what I got for Princess.” (29:59)

• On Chosen Family & Friendship:

  • “You know when you show your old friends to your new friends and you’re like, I hope they get along. Yeah. I feel like that’s what that was giving, period.” (47:47)

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Important Timestamps

• 03:30 – Tea on modern dating, “embarrassing” boyfriends
• 06:44 – Lavender marriage & hidden queer lives
• 07:26–08:47 – Queer color coding: Lavender, turquoise, brown, red, yellow, purple
• 14:03–15:52 – Queer history: Sappho, Lesbos, origins of “lesbian” and “sapphic”
• 20:40–22:14 – Anal bleaching stories & “Justice for brown holes”
• 27:11–29:03 – Korea trip highlights and gifting skincare
• 33:54–35:57 – Color analysis in Korea, favorites and surprises
• 36:45 – Hair color chat and color adaptation
• 37:27–38:28 – Honolulu Pride recap
• 41:27 – Ms. K’s recent treatments and sacrifices for beauty
• 49:30–51:38 – Products of the day: Cleansing oils and K-beauty ampoules
• 52:40 – Plans for upcoming “nieces” episode (holiday sleepover)

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Tone & Language

The tone throughout is lively, explicit, authentic, and full of inside-joke energy—like a late-night FaceTime with your favorite queer cousins: unfiltered, affirming, and wildly entertaining. Warm anecdotes and raw honesty are liberally mixed with camp humor, pop culture references, and intimate perspectives on self-worth, beauty, and friendship.

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For New Listeners

If you’ve ever wanted a podcast that blends the camp of Ru Paul’s Drag Race, the warmth of chosen family, and the realness of everyday queerness, DaBaddest Radio delivers. This episode, in particular, is a joyful affirmation of living loudly—whether discussing ancient poets, modern skincare, or why the Big Bang might, in fact, be a Pride event. Come for the tea, stay for the glow.

Transcript

[A]

The following podcast is a Dear media production. Hello. Hello, everyone. It is Thursday yet again, and we look fresh and blooming because I'm back from Korea. Got so much things done. Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

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You see me and you see me. I know you guys see the new the Baddest Radio merch. Let me stand up so I can show you. Right, right, right. Ms. K, you will be getting yours.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Thank you. If you guys would like to copy your the Baddest Radio Merch just in time for the holidays, make sure you guys click on the description down below and we will flash the link up here as well for those of you who are watching.

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But before we get that. Get it, get it.

[A]

I think this is my favorite one.

[B]

I can stop staring at it.

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It's giving very much, like, a nod to, like, my first Playboy. It is.

[B]

It's giving that. And it's giving, like, one of those shirts that everyone gets for their, like, boyfriend, literally.

[A]

And what's so great about this is that when I was getting. When I was in Korea, I got a color analysis and I hated all the gray tones, but there was a perfect gray that she was like, this will look good on you. And this was the gray. This charcoal gray color. So I had requested for a charcoal gray. There were other colors that we were going to make it in, but when this came in, I was like, that's the one.

[B]

And I love the color with it. Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with.

[A]

And I feel like you got the Charlotte Co gray memo today with the shirt you made.

[B]

I did. Well, I didn't make it. I just cut it up.

[A]

It's so cute because it was like.

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What, one size smaller. So I was like. I needed a way to, like, fit it, so I just cut the side.

[A]

And not one size. Shout out to Patrick Star. Anyways, let's cue the intro because we got a lot to go through. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman, girl. You already know who it is. And we are back. Okay, Ms. K, I see you. You have it. I thin pre made now.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Now you just gotta pour it over. What did you make? Yes.

[B]

Okay. So I saw. I was like, looking into your drawers and I seen that you had a chai. And not just actual, like, just chai. It's like the actual chai from, like, India, the chai. And I was like, I've never had chai before, and I wanted to taste it. And it was on the bitter side because I got used to the sweeter one. So I added vanilla. So you've had Thai before, not real chai. Oh.

[A]

Like the powdered one. Powdered chai.

[B]

Hopefully it's good, but I added vanilla and.

[A]

Oh, I forgot to mix it. Some of the powder from the top. Okay, so it's. Yeah, let's try this fucker.

[B]

Oh, my God. I want to try it. Ooh, I love that.

[A]

Ooh. Ooh.

[B]

I feel like I could add more chai to it.

[A]

I feel like that just opened my third eye.

[B]

Right?

[A]

They ate. You ate.

[B]

Wow. It's very wintry.

[A]

It is winter.

[B]

Like, it's very cinnamon.

[A]

I feel like if you added, like, a pump of, like, a flavored something like a winter melon thing, that would give.

[B]

Oh, thank you. I added winter spice.

[A]

Oh. Period. That's what I was thinking. Wow. Not me. Tasting the notes.

[B]

Yes. You know your taste buds. Yeah. Yeah, I love.

[A]

Do you have any tea for us this week?

[B]

Oh, yes. How do you feel about Vogue?

[A]

Why is your. Why is your tea is always how I feel about it?

[B]

Well, it's because.

[A]

Why can't you just spill it?

[B]

Because it's. It's a tea, like, you know, me telling you, like, how do you feel about, like. Because I want to know your opinion about it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. So how do you feel about Vogue UK saying that having a boyfriend is not cute?

[A]

It's embarrassing.

[B]

Embarrassing in their words.

[A]

It is.

[B]

It's actually like an eye opener.

[A]

No, literally, like, sometimes I get so agitated and I make myself mad when I realize I'm into men. I'm like. It's literally like, ew, what is that.

[B]

Supposed to even mean?

[A]

Because I feel like men are just so. Ugh. They are, like, you know what I mean?

[B]

Yes, they are. You know, like, that whole thing of, like, men will be men.

[A]

You know what I annoyed myself thinking about this morning is the fact I posted this on my finsta. Yes, I have a finsta. But I was on finsta being like, I can't believe I just made myself annoyed because I was thinking about how I would have to go on a date again, and, like, I would literally have to go. That was what made me mad, is the fact that I gotta go on a date and start all over with a man, and it's just like, ew, I am so down for a lav in their marriage. Honestly, like, yes. And if my friend Cece is watching this, it would be with her.

[B]

Didn't you guys made, like, a promise?

[A]

We made, like, a little pack. If we're both single by 28, which.

[B]

Next year, Cece, we might have to.

[A]

Revisit that, because that's a little too soon, but I feel like 38.

[B]

38.

[A]

I'm gonna add 10 years to it because. Yeah, I just. It's so embarrassing. Like, even, like, taking a man to a family function now, it's like I literally. I'm like, oh, my God.

[B]

Like you.

[A]

Yeah, it's embarrassing.

[B]

I knew that trend was coming. That's why I stayed single.

[A]

Well, what do you want to date now then?

[B]

Myself.

[A]

Like a Dennis wad. Yeah.

[B]

Like, let me date myself and sleep with a couple, period.

[A]

You can do that, you know, legally, because Dennis Rodman married himself legally.

[B]

That's what I want to do on my 30th birthday is I want to have, like, a birthday where I marry myself. Like, me walking down the aisle by myself.

[A]

And would you love one as both, though?

[B]

Like, a change moment. Like. Okay, let me just go.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I feel like the whole time.

[B]

Me the flower girl, me the rain bird.

[A]

Literally, you're all the part.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You're the mom and the dad. No, I was also thinking about how, like, I would make my groom stuff, like, holographic, and I'm just like, watching myself cry.

[B]

Like, you're facing the tv and then, you know, like the I do part. So you'll be pre recorded and you talk to yourself.

[A]

No, literally. That's how I would do it, honestly. But yeah, I feel like I would be more down for a lavender marriage in my 38. Like, if I really can't find a man, like, I would just have, like, a girlfriend, like a girly pop.

[B]

I didn't know lavender marriage existed until I watched this documentary and I thought it was so interesting how, like, that was like a cope of, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hiding it back then.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it was like, I was like, wow, they really found a way to, like, live their life. Also.

[A]

Of all the colors, why lavender?

[B]

I think lavender is such a. A feminine color. I used to go to a lavender clinic too.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Yeah. So I think it's just, like, base. I don't know, maybe the color has something to do with, like, what it means.

[A]

Lavender does have, like, a cute little even, like the name lavender, like, that's so lgbt.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What other colors do you think is lgbt?

[B]

Turquoise.

[A]

Ooh, turquoise. That's a drag queen.

[B]

Yeah, that's a drag queen.

[A]

That's a drag queen.

[B]

Or a Teal. That's a T. That's a T, girl. Yeah. Teal.

[A]

What do you think, like, her birth name if she was. Because Teal is her trans name.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What is her birth name? Maybe like Tilo.

[B]

It's Teal.

[A]

It's. Yeah. I feel like baby blue. Baby blue.

[B]

I think that's a baby.

[A]

Like, that's a twink. That's a twink. That's a twink. I feel like red gives, like, very lesbian vibes.

[B]

No, I thought brown was giving lesbian.

[A]

I feel like red and brown.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's not lipstick, though. Like, not a lipstick lesbian. No, red could be a lipstick lesbian.

[B]

And brown is like the mask, the manlier, less bow.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, period. What other colors for bisexual?

[B]

I. It's giving, like, gray. Gray.

[A]

Yeah, gray. I feel like green gives the gray line. I feel like green gives. Bye. Bye.

[B]

They do too. Even yellow.

[A]

Yeah. You know what gives? Pansexual purple. Not to be confused with lavender. Yeah, purple. That's a pansexual ass.

[B]

What if lavender was, like, lgbtq?

[A]

Like, all of that?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, she's everything. Well, I do give her that. And their love ender.

[B]

Yeah.

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We're gonna go on break. Yeah.

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[A]

See you soon.

[D]

I looked it up.

[A]

If you guys want to have a chat. We have a straightie, which is so embarrassing.

[D]

I'm so sorry. I still have my job, by the.

[A]

Way, which means we won. For those of you guys who are wondering, sorry, a little segue.

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I'm here.

[A]

After we filmed last episode, we played Smash Bros. And Ozzy won one game twice. I won twice the 27 games played.

[B]

He was like, and I quote, I feel like you guys played this every day. And did we not say that?

[A]

I was literally like, girl, next time you come back, please go practice at home.

[B]

Because it was the excuses after excuse.

[A]

It was embarrassing. It was literally like, oh, my gosh, it's already embarrassing having a boyfriend. Embarrassing having a straight man work for me and then another one embarrassing. Like, you can't even.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Win a smash. I mean, we're working for you.

[D]

You're not working for me.

[A]

Oh, yeah, right, right, right. Oh, he was trying to keep a job.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Let's just say that we went 20 rounds and Azie won 20th twice.

[D]

I won twice.

[A]

And it was. It was us, like, being like, just like, shout out to young Link, feeling bad.

[B]

We felt bad.

[A]

We were like, we can't send a home like this. He's only straight.

[D]

They ganged up on me a couple times. I'm just hearing it out there.

[A]

Yeah, right, yeah. And we'll do again. Okay, so.

[D]

Broader symbolism to lavender marriages. The color lavender has had a longer association with queer identity dating Back to ancient Greece with poet Sappho. So apparently this poet used to bring, like, a lot of purple, like, like violet flowers to his.

[A]

Whatever. To his love lover.

[D]

I guess so, yeah.

[A]

Wow. Wow. I feel like my next man is going to be giving me a lavender.

[B]

Yes. See, this is. This is why when they're like, gay was not long ago and I'm like, babes, we've been.

[A]

We've been. We've been here. Honestly.

[B]

No, We've been here since pyramid time.

[A]

I would even say we've been here since dinosaurs.

[B]

There were millions.

[A]

Well. Well, I feel like even the big bang. Who's to say that wasn't a queer bang?

[B]

That was a queer.

[A]

Like, wasn't it.

[B]

Two balls hitting each other with rainbow colors.

[A]

It was two balls hitting each other, bitch. The big bang was gay sex.

[B]

It was.

[A]

That was gay sex. Like, that was too bomb.

[B]

Big bang. Two big bang making two balls making a big bang.

[A]

Exactly. And if they really want to make it spicy, the big scissor.

[D]

So I went on a deeper dive on the. The poet Safo. Okay, so she.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Is from the island of. I didn't even know this. Lesbos.

[B]

I don't.

[D]

I don't know if I'm saying it correctly, but it's spelled L, E, S B O, S. So. Yeah.

[B]

Is that where. Is that where the. The. The term lesbian came from?

[A]

I think so. Was she like. Wait, tell me more.

[B]

Yes. Was she like a. I love being educated.

[D]

Known for her love poetry. She was highly admired in her time, earning the nickname the 10th muse. Is famous for her passionate poems about women which have inspired the terms sapphic and lesbian.

[A]

Would you like to read us one of her poems?

[D]

Oh, let me go look for one.

[A]

Wow, there he is. If you're still at least thinking about that, how do you feel about if, like, poems? Like, if a man gave you like.

[B]

A. I'm a sucker poems. I'm a sucker for. What is those called? Like those when you go somewhere and then, like, listen to someone's poem and you clap like this.

[A]

I think it's more like.

[B]

Or like slap poetry. Yeah, I love a good.

[A]

I love when a man's like, roses are red, violets are blue.

[B]

I wrote a poem the other day.

[A]

Okay, tell me, was it a. What kind of poem was it? Because there's different kinds of poem.

[B]

It was like, like.

[A]

I think it's like.

[B]

It was like a short, like five.

[A]

Okay, tell me.

[B]

I'm like. It goes. Oh, my God, he's here.

[A]

Oh, my God, he's here. Okay. 5.

[B]

He's outside.

[A]

He's outside. 3.

[B]

He's coming to the driveway.

[A]

He's coming to the driveway. Driveway is one word, I think.

[B]

Yeah. Five, three. Five. Yeah, it's an Uber.

[A]

A haiku is just five.

[B]

There, that's five. Three.

[A]

Literally lose brain sounds talking to you.

[B]

That's five, three, five, three.

[A]

That's not a haiku.

[B]

What's a haiku?

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

I don't know the exact words, but number count. But okay. A haiku is a 3 line, 17 syllable Japanese poem with 5, 7, 5. But you did 5, 3, 5. Because you're unique like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

See, I'm still in the right path, but I just added 5, 3, 5, 3. Do you know any poems?

[A]

I don't really fuck with poems like that.

[B]

It's so cute. I feel like the only reason why I fuck with poems because it's like there's a deeper meaning into it and you have to like, look deeper past it.

[A]

I remembered my high school crush who I always talk about on here. He always wrote poems to other girls. Yeah. And me, girl, this is why. Maybe this is why I hate poems. Because he would read them to me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Before he would send them to them. Like, oh, was it not good? And I would be like, that should be me holding your hand. That should be me getting this.

[B]

Now you're getting your hopes up. Like, oh, my God. No.

[A]

I would literally be like, can you read it to me? And I would literally pretend like it was me because he sat by me in every class and I literally, like, I had to act like I didn't even like him or like that. But like, literally, he. I feel like everybody knew.

[B]

I feel like I felt like you had a. A huge crush on this guy that just because he treated you like a girl.

[A]

Well, yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, he treated me like a human being. Like quite literally the only bitch that was nice to me ever. I love him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And because, girl, you know who I'm talking about. He ain't. He is not cute.

[B]

I mean, he has that face. No, he's not.

[A]

I mean, yeah, he isn't. But I truly wasn't in love with him for the face value.

[B]

It was how he treated me.

[A]

It was the fact that, like, I would come to school and he would literally be like, I like your pants. And I'm literally like, on my way here. So many people were laughing at my blue pants. My. Was it the turquoise pants? Yes, my turquoise pants. And it was like ombre boots. And I remembered I was walking to school and these intermediate kids were laughing at me. Even the intermediate security guard. You bitch, by the way, always in your golf cart. Literally never off of it. Yeah, you got off of your golf. Anyways. Laughing at me. So I already felt like going to school. I get in homeroom and he goes, nice pants brat. And I know he meant it like, nice pants brat.

[B]

But he took it.

[A]

But in my head, he was like, I want to eat your ass in those pants, brat. That's what I heard.

[B]

That's a compliment for you.

[A]

That's what I heard. And I was like, oh, my God, do I just, like, pop right now? Like in math?

[B]

Like.

[A]

But wait, what am I going at? Oh, yeah. So that's maybe why I don't like poems. Because he would read the poems to me that he was gonna send to these.

[B]

I mean, I get it.

[A]

And I would literally be like, oh, my God.

[B]

Okay, so if you were. Let's say, if you were one of the girls and he gave you a poem, what poem would you give back?

[A]

This poem.

[B]

The tree course poem.

[A]

This haiku. These roses are red, but these buds are pink.

[B]

Not the bleach buds.

[A]

No, literally. Speaking of beach blood buds, I tried to whiten my asshole one time.

[B]

Okay. Burned.

[A]

It didn't really burn, but I literally was like, first of all, how. What position? I was literally struggling.

[B]

Like, I feel like it's a two. Two person job.

[A]

It. It might. I think it is, because I was really trying to get in there.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But also, like, I felt so awkward in the mirror. Like, what. What position do I even. I was literally like.

[B]

Like that. We love that.

[A]

But I don't think it even worked.

[B]

Maybe like. Like this. Your legs like this. Like, sitting like this, and you're like, oh, no.

[A]

I actually ended up having to put a pillow behind my back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the mirror right in front of me, and I literally just like. Like this.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly like that. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So, yeah, that's.

[B]

We love.

[A]

Did you.

[B]

Did you do it, though?

[A]

Yeah, it was literally called anal bleach from Amazon.

[B]

Wait, did it work?

[A]

I only got the four pack. It's giving trial.

[B]

Oh, it's giving.

[A]

Actually, maybe that's what manifested, like, a boyfriend, because I had a. I got a boyfriend. Like, two months. Like, not even two months. Like two weeks.

[B]

The universe was like, you ain't doing this for nothing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Let's put it to the test.

[A]

Justice for brown holes. Honestly, brown. I feel like not every hole has to be pink.

[B]

Who said they have to be?

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because honestly, like, when a man has pink nipples, I'm literally like.

[B]

You need a 10.

[A]

I'm literally like, how are you a whole grown ass man with pink nipples?

[B]

Like, I love a good like dark, darkish, like purplish nipple.

[A]

Exactly. Like girl.

[B]

With like a little.

[A]

Forget the Aussies here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Ozzy, did you find this damn poem or what?

[D]

I did, but I was trying to find the perfect time to.

[B]

We've been waiting for you this whole time.

[A]

Literally I'm here talking about this pussy. Like, hurry up.

[B]

What kind of poem is it?

[D]

It's a poem to Aphrodite. You guys know who that is?

[B]

Yes, I am Aphrodite.

[A]

That is actually Ms. K in her past life. So please act accordingly.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Can you please read it? Like how she would read it to her? With passion.

[B]

Or passion and a voice.

[A]

Yeah. And a female voice. Please. No.

[B]

I have to imagine her, you know?

[A]

Yeah. Let's close our eyes. So Isaac is knocking.

[B]

Okay. Deathless. Okay.

[D]

No, I can't do it in a film of voice.

[A]

Oh, okay. You're killing it. You're killing it right now.

[D]

Oh, like that. Okay. Deathless. Aphrodite of the spangled mind, Child of Zeus who twists slurs, I beg you, do not break with hard pains, O lady, my heart, but come here. If ever before you caught my voice, far off and listening, left your father's golden house and came yoking your car. And fine birds brought you quick sparrows over the black earth, whipping their wings down the sky, through mid air they arrived. But you, O blessed one, smiled in your deathless face and asked, what now again I have suffered and why? Now again I am calling out what I want to happen most of all in my crazy heart. Whom should I persuade now again to lead you back into her love? Who, O Sappho, is wronging you? For if she flees, soon she will pursue. If she refuses gifts, rather will she give them. If she does not love soon she will love even unwillingly. Come to me now. Loose me from hard care. And all my heart longs to accomplish. Accomplish you be my ally.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I was so like Romeo and Juliet.

[A]

I know. I was like Romeo, Romeo, wherefore thy art Romeo up in this bitch Denied thy father, refused thy name, Thy kingdom.

[B]

Come, they will be done.

[A]

And with great power comes great responsibilities.

[B]

That was a cute poem.

[A]

How did that make you feel, Ms. Aphrodite?

[B]

It's giving.

[A]

Like.

[B]

She had admiration for me once in a in her life.

[A]

I love that she Said Ally, like, she wants to be allies with her. Like, okay.

[B]

It was like it was her waiting for her love, like, knowing, like, that she couldn't reach for it because it was, like, so far, like, ahead.

[D]

Interesting. Yeah. So the poet.

[A]

What did you get from that, Ozzy?

[D]

Well, the poet is asking Aphrodite to, like, come help her with this. This love that she can't get get.

[B]

And, like, that she has to, like, long for. Because Aphrodite was the goddess of love.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So she's asking her to, like, please let me love who I want to love.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

As I watch the birds fly down, you know.

[A]

Okay, let's go island together.

[B]

See, I love poems.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I. I actually, like.

[A]

I don't think I.

[B]

You have to think about it, like, without, like, just another meaning of it.

[A]

I know. No, I was getting that for sure. But I think I was just trying to, like, maybe I dug into it too much, if anything.

[B]

Cute.

[A]

That was so cute. See, anyways, I didn't even realize. I didn't even read.

[B]

Oh yeah, what's the deal today, girl?

[A]

I didn't even read my. We haven't even talked about what I wanted to talk about today, which was Korea at all. But y' all know about me bleaching.

[B]

My anal and it was a free trial.

[A]

It was. No, it wasn't a free trial, but it was like. It was like a four pack.

[B]

Like, I was like, that's it.

[A]

My. My hoe better be fucking pink after this. And I just. I don't think I did literally. The next episode. I will have a better tea. But my. I literally brought this whole entire journal just for me to journal once. Because I was just having so much fun in Korea.

[B]

In Korea.

[A]

Let's read it. Korea 2025 with Laneige. Today is the last day of my lineage trip. And I am so happy that I have made some good quality friends. There are so much light and love all around this trip that I'm like, damn, I'm going to miss these people and all the little bits that I've shared with them.

[B]

Yeah, I love that. And I think people that you love.

[A]

Yeah. I was in Korea for eight days. Four days with laneige and four days with Pia.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And some of my friends. I made some friends there while I was there. But I swear, like, with brand trips like laneige.

[B]

That was your first brand trip.

[A]

No, the guest. Yeah, the guest one was.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I had that realization too. I was like, oh, my God, it's my second branch. But.

[B]

And both in Asia.

[A]

Yeah, period. Philippines only doing branches with. But no, I was saying, I feel like laneige did, like, a background personality research on all of us because at the end of it, like, especially my table, like, we were all crying, like we were all gonna miss each other. Oh. And, like, we really just, like, bonded. And I know, like, brand trips with a lot of influencers can get. Tend to get a little, like, clicky competitive and just, like, you know, whoever has the most followers or whatever the. But everybody was just so chill. I mean, we've. We already had, like, a chill itinerary anyways. And so it was like. Yeah, there was no, like, extra ass bitch. We weren't waiting for anybody. If anything, I think it was me that they were waiting for. Honestly. I'm kidding. No, I was not that bitch.

[B]

I mean, the looks that you were.

[A]

Giving makes it seem like they did give.

[B]

They were waiting for you.

[A]

Especially the looks and, like, the skin care there, Kiefer girl.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But anyways, Korea. When you go to Korea, you guys, please get all the skincare that you can get, because I am literally not even wearing makeup today.

[B]

You know, I was not going to wear makeup just because, like, I needed a break from makeup. And, like, I've been loving.

[A]

What is your most favorite thing that I got you?

[B]

I really like the. The one in the box. A toner, because I ran out of toner, but I've been loving, like, the result of it.

[A]

Yeah. I got her the Medicube pdrn. It's the purple BO bottle toner.

[B]

Yes. And I also love the tomato green bottle pour. What's that called? It brings out your pores. Out the tomato. One tomato. It was on a green bottle.

[A]

Oh. Oh, yes.

[B]

That one actually kind of works because I. I have been noticing my pores has been minimizing.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Especially. Yeah.

[A]

Even me. Like, I gave you that one because I thought you might like that one because I. I literally got, like, skincare for everybody. But not everybody got the same skincare, because I really was.

[B]

No, I really like that one. I was like. Because, girl, like.

[A]

Like, what I got you is definitely different from what I got for Princess. Yeah.

[B]

Different skincare. But anyways, no, I was already, like, scared that I'm gonna, like, lose products, even though I just started using it, like, what, a week ago? And I have so much left.

[A]

Well, I go back in February, so I'll get you more.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. And the lip balm. I'm out of it.

[A]

Okay, I'll get you.

[B]

I'm out of that Lip balm.

[A]

It's so good.

[B]

So sad. I'm out of it.

[A]

And Kat is also obsessed with that. Really? Yes. I tore. It's. It's the brand torridon, and I got it because Julia, who I met there while I was in Korea, was showing us around in olive young on all her favorites. And that torridon lip balm is really, really good.

[B]

Yes, it was. It's like a good just by itself, but if you pop in with, like, a cute lip liner on top of.

[A]

That, it's a moment.

[B]

Gorgeous.

[A]

My favorite things that I did in Korea. Well, do you want to ask me that?

[B]

Oh, yes. So what has been your favorite thing that you did in Korea?

[A]

Oh, my God, Kiefer, I never thought you would ever ask me.

[B]

I'm so curious.

[A]

Actually, one of my favorite things is when we got dressed in our Joseon era, we were wearing. Oh, my God, my mind is blanking right now. But Joe, Joe. Oh, my God, Aussie. What is the outfits called when you're Korean?

[B]

Like, the form.

[A]

Okay, sorry. We got to wear, like, hanbok, like, around Korea. And we went to, like, the forbidden city. Yes. We were in temples, girl. It was so much fun and everybody was dressed up, and it was just so cool to see, like, so many people like, that was traveling around the world. Like, and also just I met so many Filipinos there as well. I know I always forget that, like, I'm low key, like that girl, because I'm literally like, I be in Korea. Like, how y'. All.

[B]

I be telling you. I'd be telling you this.

[A]

No, I literally be asking people, like, how do y' all know me here? And they're like, bitch, Philippines is only two hours away. Like, we're not, like, in the same radius, like, literally. But even then, like, even in. When I'm in the Philippines, I'm like.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Like, yeah.

[B]

Like, oh.

[A]

But yeah, I'm really that girl in Japan. And then I made more friends.

[B]

Korea.

[A]

Oh, Korea. Sorry. And then I made more friends because I was looking for a place to get my skincare done. Like, I wanted to get some lasers, all the PDR and DO, like, facials and stuff and clinic. Like, DM'd me and. Did you watch my video?

[B]

I did. You weren't posting enough.

[A]

I went for the treatments, but I stayed for Dr. Kim.

[B]

Who's Dr. Kim?

[A]

If you watch the video, you would know.

[B]

What video was that?

[A]

Wait, I have to show you. Dr. Kim. Kiefer. Guys, excuse me. Put the brake on. So he's from. Well, he's not. He's from Korea, but he moved to the UK to study. Yeah. And his wife Yeji is the one that DM'd me, and she moved to California to study, and they had met back in Korea, and then they made that Finet clinic, But I ended up getting stem cell therapy, which is where they take the blood from you, separate the plasma, inject the plasma into a saline solution, and that gets sweatered into you, and then you get injected all over your face, and then they use it again as a serum. Girl, that has me glowing. And I will be going back to Korea to get all my shit done. Another favorite thing that I. I did, and this would be the last thing, because, girl, I feel like I've been talking about Korea for so long.

[B]

No, we love Korea.

[A]

My favorite thing, like I said in the beginning of the video, was my color analysis. Yes.

[B]

I've always wanted to do that.

[A]

I feel like we're gonna get the same. We have the same everything, really. We have. Well, you're lighter than me.

[B]

Yeah, a little bit, but different undertones.

[A]

No, I feel like we have the same under olive undertones. Golden tan.

[B]

Because I do be liking the color that you. You've been wearing.

[A]

If anything, you might be winter deep. I'm baldy.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That's what my prediction of yours would. But you're definitely gonna need to get one, because I'm not a color expert, but that was probably the most coolest thing that I've done, and I actually started listening to it, and I started wearing more colors that fit my vibe.

[B]

Yeah. Is there, like, one color that you thought and you like so much? And they were like. That's not.

[A]

Honestly, like, I was surprised by a lot of my colors that I didn't like on me. Were all the gray undertones.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, pinks with gray undertones. Hate greens with gray undertones. Blues. Anything with gray undertones, I just did not. Like. Obviously, this one is, like, a cool gray under, like.

[B]

But it's, like, still gray. Yeah, it's.

[A]

She called it, like, a charcoal gray because it leans more in the blue world. And this was in the blue palette. And honestly, like, ever since I got that color analysis, I started thinking more about, like, colors differently on my skin. Yeah. Because I feel like the videos do not do it justice because I literally could see. See what she was saying, like, about how colors reflect on certain, like, parts of your face.

[B]

Because some of them I noticed, like, when I was watching your video, some of them was giving you black eyes. Some of them Was giving you, like, not even black, like, dark circles, you know, and then there's somewhere. It's, like, washing your lip out and, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Making you look pale.

[A]

It was definitely interesting. I. I don't think you should follow it forever to a T, because, like, I don't want to be, like, confined in, like, these colors my whole entire life. Obviously, take it with a grain of salt and just see, it's like, kind of like a guide, like, if you don't know what to wear always.

[B]

Also, your skin changes a lot by, like, just tanning and. Or, like, staying in.

[A]

Yeah. And even just, like, small little tweaks of, like. Even if you change your hair color, your whole total color analysis could change.

[B]

That's what I want to know is what. What hair color I would look good in.

[A]

I feel. Oh, my God. Speaking of hair colors, did you see Princess's new hair color?

[B]

Yes, I love. I. I was chestnut.

[A]

Yeah. Like, the chestnut. Almost, like, red. Ish fantasy, which is kind of like a color that I. I don't think I could rock, but I feel like you could rock something like that.

[B]

I think me and Princess has the same skin color.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. So I'm basically like, you could give a ginger fantasy.

[B]

Oh, my God. Maybe one day.

[A]

But you've never colored your hair.

[B]

I just don't want to. It's like one of those, like, I have.

[A]

The only time you've done your hair was the money pieces.

[B]

Yeah. The balayage.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember my balayage? But no, it was the fact that I had to keep up with it, and I had to, like, tone it.

[A]

I don't think I could. I don't think I could dye my hair, like, any color. Yeah, I already did that during COVID I died, probably, like.

[B]

Yeah, you had your stuff. I feel like you could. I could see you doing your hair with, like, black but different undertones to it. You know, like when you go in the sun.

[A]

My favorite ones are just gloss. That's what I get done. Just add a little shine in there, girl. Yeah. Those are my favorite. What did you do while I was gone?

[B]

Oh, my God. What didn't I do?

[A]

There was Honolulu Pride.

[B]

I did Pride. Yes, I did.

[A]

I was Pride this year. I'm so mad.

[B]

It was actually bigger than I thought it would be. It was, like, more busier this year.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There was more people. People, because, like, there was. You know how, like, the times we went. There was. We'll be this here was. There was a line. I love the fact that it was at Night time.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yes. It was during, like, the. Remember, the parade was like, what, 12?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This time it was at 4, and it was like. And then by the time we got to the. The state, the. The shell, the sun was down. And then that's when they started performing. And I was like, wow.

[A]

What was your favorite part of Honolulu Pride this year?

[B]

Honestly?

[A]

Did you see any drag performances?

[B]

I did. I seen Miss Us. Queen Kong from the under.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Yes, she did. Amazing. And Joe Sparkle.

[A]

Love.

[B]

Yeah. And then I went to Scarlett after for, like, the after party. Seen them there, and I'm like, wow, you guys are really tiny.

[A]

I need to go back to, like. Well, no, maybe not. I always say this, but I really want to go back to going out again. And then I get offered to go out, and then I'm like, no, but you came last.

[B]

I remember we went to the E. Colo. Oh, yeah.

[A]

I did go out there. I did go out for the first time two weeks ago. We went to the ikolu concert. I love Ecolu. Even on my way there, I'm literally like. I literally know every E Colu song, you guys.

[B]

Brett was so crunk inside the car.

[A]

And all I had was a highball. Literally, like a buzzball.

[B]

Yeah, he had a buzzball and, like, Like, a red solo cup. And he drank that the whole time. And by the time he got there, he was crunk. And I was like, okay. And then Nikki was actually asking me, like, why is Brett so sweaty? And I'm like, he's drunk.

[A]

Yeah. I get so hot. And I. Why would Nikki say that? Like, she knows I'm sensitive. Like, I'm kidding. No, I was literally so, like, I wasn't, like, belligerent. I still knew, like, but I was literally like, I'm ready to stink up in this. No. Yeah. No, I was like.

[B]

But it was also that walk, girl was. And we were pumping because we were, like, trying to get there asap.

[A]

That walk, girl, ain't nothing more annoying than the parking lot walk to the concert.

[B]

Yes. They went like, boots, girl.

[A]

Just get me there already. Like, and I miss Anuhea, like. But anyways, it was so much fun going out. And then they went out. Well, you. I made sure Ms. K drove my ass home because I was not trying to go.

[B]

Yes. And I was gonna drive you home that night, period. And then I also got my face done, if you guys haven't noticed. I got little fillers here and there and there. I'm not going to tell you where I Got.

[A]

I got one Botox done in Korea while I was there. Yeah.

[B]

Do you want to guess?

[A]

Well, do you want.

[B]

Or do you want to keep it a secret?

[A]

Well, no, I. No. I only ever get one thing for my Botox. It's. No. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, you're my feet girl.

[A]

If there's one thing my parents blessed me with is gray hair and motherfucking crow's feet. Like, I've been treating it since I was, like, 18. When I smile here, I. I mean, not this, like, little item for here, but it literally gets so creasy here.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I can't. My mom has it, my dad has it, and I do like it it when, like, older men have it.

[B]

Like, it.

[A]

It shows age. Like. Like that.

[B]

I'm not trying to age right now.

[A]

But not right now. Like. Like I said, an older man, not an older. Bad age, But. But Piola Pasqua has it, and I'm like.

[B]

Especially when there's my. I think it adds, like, a little, like, a personality to the smile. Yes.

[A]

It adds a little, like, oh, this man has been smiling his whole life.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You know, what about you? What did you get?

[B]

I got my mastoderms.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I don't know if you noticed, but my leg is giving a jaw moment.

[A]

I see your ass every day. But no, I do see it. The chanty.

[B]

See the chin.

[A]

I see one of them. There's only one. I'm kidding.

[B]

See, that's what I was aiming for. And then I also got a lip flip. Girl. They were like, you either have to deal with, like, the water spilling out and, like, not drink out of straw or you want a bigger lip. And I was like, you know, we have to sacrifice many things in life.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

And big lip, please.

[A]

I love the fact that our parents sacrificed their whole life, and here we are talking about how we had to spend sacrifice.

[B]

A lip flip? No, a straw.

[A]

With a straw.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Well, our parents were, like, working six jobs to make things afloat. You want to talk about the sacrifices?

[B]

Well, same to you parents for sacrificing all the things that you've done for us. This is why we get to sacrifice all the things that we get to sacrifice now.

[A]

Like a lip flip and not using a straw.

[B]

Yeah, now that I got a bigger lip, I won't ever use the straw.

[A]

See, period.

[B]

Times are hard.

[A]

Oh, that's why there was only one straw today. Yeah.

[B]

For you.

[A]

For me. But have you ever, like, just wrapped around your tongue around it, like. Like.

[B]

You guys, the side view is crazy.

[A]

Wait, zoom in. Like this Kiefer.

[B]

Like that. No, but you're still making that.

[A]

Oh, girl. Oh, you can't do that.

[B]

Yes. Because, you know, like, fillers. Try.

[A]

Try, like. Oh. Oh, girl, you're doing it right now.

[B]

I mean, like, in general. And, like, you know how, like, that one is, like, tinier.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How about if you put it from the side? Like.

[B]

Okay, wait, that. Like that. I feel like I would get an open.

[A]

Okay, bye. Never mind. No, no. Is that all you got done? Oh, and why do I feel like you did something around your eyes? No, because I was watching.

[B]

Oh, I did. I got my little crow's feet over here. My 11.

[A]

Oh, the.

[B]

My.

[A]

This. This one. I can never do my forehead again. Yeah, I did my forehead once and never the again. I literally look scared half the time.

[B]

Oh, And I did my forehead, too.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

But I still have, like. Like, motion.

[A]

Oh, you do? They ate. Yeah, they ate.

[B]

I hated just a little bit, just to give it, like, enough. I think the purpose was to, like, pull it out, but, like, it's because I was like. I like my emotions.

[A]

Oh, so you're giving fox eye Bella Hadid? Yeah, that's what you're giving. Okay. Yeah. I noticed something different with your eyes only, because I was. I think it was like a picture of you and Nikki. You guys had taken a picture together, and I was showing Nikki. I was like, Ms. K, looks like Peyton here. Your niece.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Peyton's eyes are a little bit more, like, rounder, but, like, not. It's rounder, but, like.

[B]

Oh, like a cat eye.

[A]

Yeah, it's like, rounder and up.

[B]

Yeah, like. Like that. Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, why does she look extra like Peyton today? And I. It's the eyes.

[B]

Yeah, it was eyes. Oh, and I. And I got my, like, my lip, my lash perm.

[A]

Oh, you got a lash perm. I used to get lash perms all the time during COVID but I can't do it.

[B]

Like, girl, your lashes are so long.

[A]

It's so long, but it's because it's so thick that it gets really. Okay. This is the reason why I don't get my eyelashes done. I do like it, but it gets, like, dry. Because it's permit. Yeah, it gets dry. And whenever I would scratch my eye, it literally feels like sandpaper because how dry it is. And at the time. And I still kind of am a face sleeper. Like, girl, I'd be waking up and my lashes be like, no. During a split.

[B]

The past few days has been the most uncomfortable. Like, sleeping because I'M like. And with my Botox, you can't sleep on your face. So I've been, like, sleeping like this for the past week. Two weeks.

[A]

I literally, like, have to make myself a vampire.

[B]

Yeah. Like, literally, like, pillows around you. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And sometimes I'd be waking up with a stiff neck.

[A]

Oh. I feel like my body has always. Now it's so weird now. I used to be, like, face sleeper.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But every time I sleep on my face now, I literally get so uncomfortable that, like, I've been, like, shifting myself to sleep up naturally. I think I just got used to it. And, like, I think it's the breathing because you get.

[B]

You feel like you're suffocating.

[A]

Yes. Speaking of suffocate, you know, Nikki used to think suffocate was suffocate. Yeah.

[B]

Suffocate.

[A]

Yeah. Because I was like, what are you saying? She's like, it's suffocating. I'm like, suffocate. And she was like, I thought it was two words, like, suffer.

[B]

Suffer. Cating.

[A]

No, like, because you're suffering. You're suffering when you're suffocating. It made so much sense. But I literally was like, no kidding.

[B]

Is not even a word.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. So I'm like, why? Why would it be suffocate? Because she really. So she really, like, no, you're with me. I'm like, no, no, Nikki, you're with me.

[B]

Suffocate.

[A]

It was my fish. It was like, remember my big flower horn fish? It was upside down. And she goes, it's suffocating. And I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, it's, like, suffocating. It can't breathe. I'm like, suffocate. And then I was also like, why would a fucking fish be breathing? What is this fish suffocating on, Nikki? The water where it lives, girl. I literally cannot with Nikki. I'm so also, wait, let's talk about the Nikki episode.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm so glad you guys love her because, you know when you show your friends around to your new friends.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, you know when you show your old friends to your new friends and you're like, I hope they get along. Yeah. I feel like that's what that was giving, period.

[B]

I love that. And she's been, like, thanking you guys. I don't know how she's been. She said, thank you.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

For all the love and support.

[A]

She loves the fact that you guys like her boys.

[B]

Yeah, she does, girl. She was talking about it today.

[A]

No, later. No, no. This was at the beach yesterday. She's like, can I come over? And I was like, okay. Period. Yeah, come. And then she was like, are we still gonna have a premiere? And I'm like, when the. Did I. I literally was like, premiere? And I was like, I thought this was talking about Wicked. And I'm like, no, Nikki, it's on the 20th.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she was like, no, I thought we were gonna watch the pod. This came all the way back to my house just to watch the pod in my big screen. And she was, like, glued there. Like, I forgot we talked about all this. And I'm literally like. Because we don't really watch.

[B]

I don't really. I don't like watching it.

[A]

I watch the clips when we play it back. I don't think I've ever sat there and watch a full min. Video episode. Like, yes. A full hour.

[B]

I could do it for 10 minutes and skip to the end.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I've never watched a full episode of us. So that's why I'm literally like. Nikki was literally like, oh, my gosh. I forgot how, like, we talked about all these things, and she was right. Like, I literally didn't even realize we talked about everything.

[B]

And I always forget. Every time the camera, like, stops filming, I forget everything. And I think that's a good thing.

[A]

Because we really just be clocking in and out.

[B]

Yes. Because I'm like, okay, next, right?

[A]

Should we do products of the day? Yeah, we can. Period.

[B]

Speaking of your Korean trip, I don't know if this is a Korean product, but it's the Man Yoke cleansing oil. Deep Clean. Love this product.

[A]

It gets everything out, everything done.

[B]

Waterproof eyeliner, waterproof mascara, everything. And, like, thank you for the Ulta Girls that recommend this to this to me. And it was on sale for, like, 16, so it was a steal.

[A]

Oh, you got more. Did I not give you that? No.

[B]

Oh, I got it at Ulta.

[A]

Oh. I gave one to Princess and Nikki, I think. Really?

[B]

I love this. Oh, sorry. No, no, it's okay. Because now I found it myself. Now I know where to go.

[A]

Mano. I love that one.

[B]

Love this. And I've been. I had this for, like, two weeks already, and I really used that much, and I use it every day.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Night. And she.

[A]

Are you double cleansing? Are you cleansing after and then.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[A]

Period. Mines is the reguran line. I met up with my friend Pia and Juliana, and she pulled up, we were Eating Korean barbecue. And I'm like, girl, why the are you glowing like that? Like, you're so disrespectful. Like, why would you come into, like, lunch, like, eating me up? Like. And she was like, girl, I'll put you on. She took us to Olive Young, and she was like, get these. So for nighttime, after washing your face, you mix these together? I usually do, like.

[B]

Those are Korean products.

[A]

Yeah. These have. This is the Reguran healer turnover ampoule, dual pdrn. And it's kind of like a syringe.

[D]

Whoa.

[B]

Oh. That is the smartest packaging.

[A]

Right? I usually do two drops of this and three pumps of this. Mix it together day and night, everywhere. And then I put an eye cream on, and then I put this on top. This is just a regular sheet mask, and it seals everything together. You can sleep with it or I usually just, like, leave it on for as long as I can until it's, like, dry, and then you'd be waking up all glowy.

[B]

Wow. Is that, like, a high end?

[A]

I don't think so. Like, honestly, like, I gone through an Olive Young. Olive Young was literally like my Don Quixote of Korea. Because in. When I was in Japan, I was in Don Quixote, like, every other day. I was in Olive Young every other day.

[B]

Olive Young.

[A]

Like, Like a skincare.

[B]

Like, ulta.

[A]

No, it's just. Well, yeah, it's like, like an Asian Ulta, honestly. But honestly, it's. It's a lot of skincare, more than it is makeup. And you just go there. You make friends with one of the workers, and you just be like, what are the locals using? What are you using? Because they all have, like, perfect skin.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I just literally grab everything that she recommends. Or I would ask questions about, like, you for you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I would just, like, add to cart. Add to cart card. And I can't wait to give the skincare that I got for the nieces.

[B]

Oh, my God. They're gonna love it, girl. Yes. Especially because right now they've been, like, into skin care.

[A]

I know. I love Ironie's so much. We need to have them on an episode. We do. We.

[B]

And we have a big enough couch for all four of them.

[A]

And they always text me and they're gonna watch this. Hey, girls, you'll be in the next. Next. Next. Next episode. I think maybe we should do, like, our holiday sleep over with them and film one here in our pajamas.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yes. Yes. Okay.

[B]

Like a. Like a Christmas special.

[A]

That's what I'm saying? Is that it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Ms. K. Where can they find you?

[B]

Girl, you guys can find me anywhere at the Baddest radio or M I S K A Y and you guys.

[A]

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