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Day or night, VRBoCare is here 247 to help make every part of your stay seamless. If anything comes up or you simply need a little guidance, support is ready whenever you reach out. From the moment you book to the moment you head home, we're here to help things run smoothly. Because a great trip starts with the right support. And hey, a good playlist doesn't hurt either. The following podcast is a Dear Media production Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl. You already know who it is. This Thursday yet again, Friday Junior. And today it is I, your host, Bretman Rock with none other than Nikki B. Who is our temporary co host of the day because why are you our temporary host of the day?
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Because Ms. K got her boobs done.
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Speaking of boobs done, you might notice there's not just two people in the studio today, there's actually five of us. We have Andrew on the camera and Ms. Nikki's twins.
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Hi, guys.
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Move the camera. Move the camera. Get into it. Get into the twins. Get into the twins.
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Doesn't she look good? She looks good.
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Comment down below how good her twins look. But yes, you guys also heard me. We have Andrew on the set today. Ozzy, we are thinking about you for your final return. When will my husband return from war? I don't fucking know. Wait, Andrew, where is Ozzy? Say it in the mic. Say to the mic.
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I think he's on tour with someone right now, so.
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Oh, that's crazy. Like a musical tour?
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No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a concert.
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Oh, it's a. Wow.
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Aussie's so lowkey. Like he never tells me about these things.
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You know, he actually be like working with a lot of other podcasts. Like, like I. I'm like slowly realizing, like, oh, azzy, azy. I'm like,
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speaking of. Oi, oi, oi. What is that that you brought from the Kaimuki crack seed store?
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I brought you some dim sum from Sinchong. Our friend Liana and queen us.
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I'm so happy Queen today.
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Thank you so much to Liana and Kuna from Sing Chong for our.
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Wait, do you want to show them in downtown?
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Yeah, we have some manapua. Oh, I like the white one. Wait, Nikki, you better steamed and baked. Steamed and baked. Wow. You're not the only one.
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Hot mustard. Can't forget hot mustard.
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Wow. We haven't had cat cook for us in a minute, so let's make this cat's cooking. Let's taste. You guys need to try these.
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I think this is the one I
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always get it is Nikki knows what's. What's up. You know who you know who knows what's up? Your mom?
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Yeah, my mom. She be knowing downtown Chinatown.
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Does Auntie Eileen watch the pod?
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No, she doesn't.
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Good. Thank God. Well, if she does, shout out to Auntie Eileen, period.
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Mom.
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Damn, they wrap this tight.
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No, guys, every party that Brett has, I always bring dim sum. And it's always from this. This bakery or a dim sum place. And it's so good.
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Where is it?
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It's in Chinatown. I don't know. Like, really good. They're always busy, huh?
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She's secured, girl. Wait, let's show the camera. Literally, if you wanted to propose to me, just,
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wow. You gotta spread. That's crazy.
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You guys get into it.
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We have shrimp dumplings.
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Wait, Angie, take sure Me? I said yes. Nikki. So what do we have? We have shrimp dumplings here.
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Pork hash, it looks like. And what is this?
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That is a half moon.
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Which one do you want to try? Let's try one each.
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Okay.
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I'm going to do the pork hash.
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Okay. I'll do the pork. We should do. We should do the same.
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Okay.
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Okay, Wait, where's the. Oh, here's.
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You know, I'm going to need that. You know, I'm gonna need this.
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The hot mustard.
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The hot mustard. Nikki.
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Salivating.
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I'm salivating. Ew. Damn.
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No.
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I just started and we're already eating in their face. Wow.
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Turns into a mukbang.
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Wow. I felt that on my nose.
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Oh.
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You know when you feel a food, like. And you get a full body, like.
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Hi.
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A moment of silence.
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This is so good, guys. I'm telling you.
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Okay, bitch, we have to. We have to stop. We will be eating this whole episode if we don't close that right now.
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Let me just finish this one.
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All right, we're back. And we're fed. Nikki, how was your week? Right? Same.
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My week has been crazy. I'm two weeks post op.
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Right?
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Period. First week post op, I was dying. My second week, I was very much recovery.
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Wait, let's get there in a sec. So if y' all didn't notice, Ms. Nikki B. Got her titties done. We keep talking about it here, and she is launching it. Take me through the whole process of,
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like, getting it done.
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Yeah. Or getting approved because Ms. K picked you up.
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Oh, okay. So, yeah, Ms. K picked me up. They tell you to wear a button up so it's easier for you to put on after surgery.
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Oh, okay.
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Which is so smart, right? Like, you wouldn't think. Yes. Wear a button up. You can't have anything after midnight. No eating, no drinking, even the morning of or the day of your surgery.
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You're not fasting. Okay, girl.
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I know. Watch out.
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Okay.
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I was struggling, though, but it's super easy. Kaiser Permanente. Love you guys. Because your staff is amazing. They're all so welcoming. And at first I was having anxiety because I haven't had surgery in so long. And last time I had surgery, my heart rate was, like, going up the roof because.
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What was your surgery?
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My. My broken wrist.
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Oh, you had surgery for that?
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Yeah, it was like, guys, I rollerblade down a hill and fast forward. I broke my wrist, and it looked like a lightning bolt.
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And it was literally like.
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It was like that. And, yeah, they had to break my bone again just to, like, fit it back in.
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Love that. I mean, don't love that for you, but I love that you're here with us today. Yeah, okay.
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But, yeah, the process was so easy. You check in, the nurses prep you for surgery, and just, like, everyone is just, like, making sure you're good. And even when you're heading there, they're still talking to you, just, like, following your breaths and everything. So you literally go to sleep, wake up, and you got tits. So it's literally two hours. I didn't realize how fast it was because I picked up Ms. K from her surgery, so I was like, the heck?
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Two Hours is crazy.
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Two hours. They start at 7:30. Finished 9:40.
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Hey, I'm Josh Peck.
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And I'm Ben Soffer. And we're the good guys. On our show every week, we talk
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about buzzy pop culture stories, maybe answer a couple of your voicemails, and go into a moment Week that makes you say, what, are you nuts?
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And I swear, it's so much better than this promo.
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Anyway, there's a lot of guys out
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there, but we're the good ones.
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Stream good guys every Monday. Wherever you get your podcasts, Apple, Spotify, anywhere.
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You know what?
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Don't listen. And we are back. Today we're gonna be talking about Coachella and titties. Yes, Ms. Nikki, baby, like, we already addressed, you have two new girls. Take me through your whole surgery day recovery. I want to know about it all.
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Oh, my gosh, guys. It was like, the fastest but longest process ever. Surgery day. Ms. K picked me up. Love you, Ms. K. 6:00am 6:00am because we had to be traffic. If you know about Hawaii, you know traffic sucks.
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Shout out Kaiser, by the way.
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Yes, Kaiser. We checked in Bright and earlier. The process was easy. Just checking in and then also, like, waiting to get in the waiting room for the nurses to do, like, pre op or. Not a pre op. Like, just, like. Just prepping you for surgery.
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What kind of things do they do? They're like. Do they be, like, doing a psych thing for you where they're like, girl, you can't untidy after you get a titty?
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No. Like, no.
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What do they be saying?
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They're just. They're just asking, like, they're. Are you excited? Like, are you ready to get your tits done? Like, they're. Everyone's super supportive. And the lady that checked me and she also got her tits done. She went through the armpit and under the stuff, but she's a little bit more older, so she got saline instead of silicone. I got silicone. Ms. K got silicone as well. But the. What did they do? They took. They give you more meds, more pain meds. They ask you, like, different questions, and then they, like, put on your vitals. They hook you up to iv. But throughout the process, everyone was so welcoming. I just love that.
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How many people worked on you? Like, how many people did you see
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within the, like, the prepping? I had, like, about four people. Oh, the anesthesiologist, the. Oh, my surgeon. And I had, like, two to three nurses. So, like. But everyone's, like, in and out because the rooms are not that big. So everyone's just like, oh, popping in, popping out, popping in, popping out. I got really emotional.
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Ew. Why? Before or after?
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No, before.
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So, like, Ms. K2, right?
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Like, I. I was with her the whole time, but I was by myself. And, you know, like, I think it didn't hit me until, like, I was laying down and just, like, in my gown and my. My hair thing, and I was just
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like, wow, I' ma have titties soon.
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Yeah, it was crazy. I started crying, and I called Kiefer. I was like, kiefer. I can't believe I gave my tits dead. Like, oh, my gosh. I don't know.
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I love that you call Kiefer Kiefer. Girl, nobody calls her. I'm like, you know. You mean Ms. K?
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I. Oh, I don't know why. I was like.
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I just know Kiefer is such a cute name, though.
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Yeah. Like, no one has Kiefer name.
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Like, no, wait, go back. So tell me about the whole going to sleep thing.
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Yes. So they're rolling you to the operation room, and you're in the room, and they're like, they didn't put a mask over me. I think they, like, do it through the iv. Oh, yeah, that's. I think that's what happened. Because they're like, take three deep breaths.
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Imagine you just actually fell asleep on. Like, it was just you naturally.
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I'm just like, I'm so tired. Like, I woke up so early for this. No, literally, like, knocked out.
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And then they were like, wake up.
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No, I woke up on myself. And then I was.
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Yeah, I was like, imagine you woke up and they're still working. They're like, I would cry. This is awkward. Like, imagine making eye contact with the doctor. No, I would be there. Like, what you doing?
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Are you zanya.
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Like, are you.
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Ew. Stop.
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Are you okay? So you woke up. What was the first thing you did?
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The first thing I did, there was a nurse inside of the room already. I think she was just checking my vitals. And I was like. I looked down and I was like, oh, my God, my tits are done. And I looked at her. I was like, did they look good?
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Touch it. Did you touch it? Or did you just look down and
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you're like, no, I just looked down. I didn't want to move. I tried moving my arms, and it was fine. But, like, if I were to, like, move my whole, like, torso, that shit would hurt.
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Oh. Period. So you can't be doing, like, sweat twist, Russian twist.
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No, no. But the first thing I said was, like, do they look good? Like, do they look good?
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Imagine she's like, they're a little crooked.
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Oh, my God. I would cry. Really? Actually put me back under. And then she was like, okay, I'm gonna go call your mom. I was like, okay. I went back to sleep. I woke back up, and then I called Brad.
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I was there, like, let's see it with bandages and everything. And then you did. You showed me pictures.
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Yeah. I was like, take a pic right now.
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I was like, yeah, do it now. Let's talk about the recovery, girl. Because you really made that everybody's problem, girl.
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Yeah. I'm so sorry, guys.
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Ms. Nikki B. Wanna be telling us I can't go out. Can y' all bring me coffee? Same day? This is the first day, by the way. First day. She's like, can someone bring me coffee? And I'm like, this girl's bugging that night. She goes out to go get dinner.
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I was like, like, oh. I stayed home the whole day.
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And she's like, but I went to go get dinner with.
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I want to go get to you.
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I'm already Driving and. But not only that. You had an allergic reaction.
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Yes. And honestly, it's probably my. It's my fault because I don't take medication. Like, I don't get sick.
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Me too.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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So, like, I don't know what I am allergic to. I usually just be like, oh, I'm not allergic to anything. But apparently whatever they wiped me down with the antibiotics reacted to that and it just like started busting out in hives. But only in the area of the surgeon would wipe.
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Yeah.
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But again, it's my fault because I didn't know any better. But I'm actually going to get an allergy test because I'm curious.
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It's always good to know too. And also the older. I don't know if this is true, but, like, your allergies can change the older you get.
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Yes, yes.
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Because I grew up not allergic to dairy. And then high school came and I'm like, bitch, I'm lactose all of a sudden. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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What did you end up taking? Because I know you broke up in hives everywhere.
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It was so bad, guys.
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She had. You took. You're taking steroids now?
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No, I'm. I'm not taking any medication. I'm done with medication, thank God. But at first I was taking cephalexin, which is for infection, and hydrocodone for pain. And then I stopped that and I transitioned to prednisone and something else, but those were the steroids. And that, like, cleared me up within like three days period.
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So do you feel like people treat you differently now that you have titties?
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I know there's. They're so noticeable nowadays, you know, like, girl.
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I mean, you are putting it, like, right there.
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Honestly, like, oh, I love a good sports bra. The sports bras are good.
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That ain't what I ask you. I ask you, have people been treating you differently?
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No, I feel like if anything, I just, like, get more attention, period. But, like, everyone's nice, honestly, in general.
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So I remembered Ms. K well, by the way, you guys, I just came back from Ms. K's house. That's why we're running a little bit late on pod. But Ms. K was telling me that she almost. Well, she did cry the first time she saw them because it really is very gender affirming. Like.
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Yeah, it really is, guys.
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She was like, I look different too. And I'm like, girl, did they give you an FFS while they were down there? Because, like, she was so fishy, honestly.
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No, I. It really just makes you more feminine looking I don't know what it is, but. Yeah, but, like, I feel like more.
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Is it something you would recommend to other trans women or just CIS women who are considering to get their boobs done?
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Yes. Do what you want.
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Honestly.
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Like, just do it. And if you don't like it, you could take it out. It's no big deal, honestly. But. Well, if you're really thinking of, like, fully transitioning, you should definitely get your boobs done. And if you're a cess woman, you should just get your boobs done. In general.
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Just get them done.
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But if you don't want to. Oh, yeah.
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Auntie sesung, who is Ms. K's mom, when I visited her today, she's like, when are you going?
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And I'm like, auntie, she is so funny.
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No, I'm literally like, auntie, I think I would be too powerful with titties. Like, if I'm acting like this already. Yeah, I can't even imagine. But also, I'm not trans. Anti. That was me. That was me coming out as just a gay. I was like, auntie, I'm just gay. I'm actually just gay. Wait, so when you. I remembered Ms. K had landed to come to LA, we FaceTimed you, and you were covered in hives. When I tell you, you literally gave Ms. K, like, anxiety. Because she. I know, because one, she was already, like, overthinking it because she was like, what if they don't match me? Like, she was talking about it here on the pod. And then two, you had that allergic reaction. So she's literally like, damn. Damn.
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I really just made it scared for her, honestly. Okay, so I found out my boob size. I got 435cc's.
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Yeah.
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And Ms. K has. Oh, miss.
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That's for Ms. K. Okay.
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Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. Ms. K. I'm getting excited for.
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You know, Nikki got less than Ms. K because Ms. Case, when she FaceTimed me and showed it, I was literally like, are you pregnant?
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Those are.
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Are you carrying twins, girl? Like, but they match it. No, I mean, they match her.
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They match her.
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I'm so excited for you guys. I can't wait for your healing journey. And this summer is just gonna give big titty summer.
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Watch out the bikinis. Scary period.
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Well, are you gonna ask me about my week? Like, I've been asking all this.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, Coachella was fun. I was 10 days.
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Yeah.
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Which I usually stay in LA for seven days a week, max. I barely stay there for more than 10 days. But it's because my manager. My. Not my manager, my business manager. Hey. Brett called me and is like, hey, so we're thinking about not renewing your lease in your apartment. And I'm like, why? And he was like, well, you don't stay here. You've only stayed here for, like, 30 days last year. And if you want this to be worth wow. What you're spending, you're gonna have to stay here for more than, like, at least like, 50 to 60 days a year for it to be worth your money.
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Yeah.
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And so I just stayed there for extra days just to add on to my. My 50 days. So.
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Girl, she's trying to meet her quota.
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I'm trying to meet my quota because, girl, I want to keep my apartment. Like, I really am not about the hotel life in la. Of course, I'm not that spoiled. Like, I'm fine being in hotels, but, like, I built, like, such a great wardrobe in la. I have a cute bag collection. Like, I don't want to have to bring them back home, which is. I get is a very first world problem. But, you know, that's why I was there. Coachella itself. I went with guests this year yet again. And I had such a fun house. I had Ms. K. Brian, who is my stylist, and Remy, Alicia, Ali, and Cal.
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Cute.
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Love my group. And what was cute is every year, guests usually flies us out in PJs, but this year, they are taking more of a, you know, conservative approach and is like, we don't want to burn too much. We don't want to add to the CO2 plane. But also, we all took sprinters there. But what I was getting at is every year we get a chef, and this year, our chef actually is from Hawaii or from here. He lived here with his ex wife for, I think, eight years. Yeah. And he helped start up a couple restaurants in town.
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Was he cooking up some local food?
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He made the best, like, poke shrimp.
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Poke shrimp.
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Oh, my God, my mouth just watered.
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Give me the sauce, girl. It was.
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I don't even know what it was. It was just, like, regular poke shrimp. It was. I don't remember.
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Okay.
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I really don't remember, but it was, like, very. Just, like, delicious. It's making me want to try the shrimp in here. Should we try the shrimp? Intermission, Intermission, y'. All.
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Sorry, sorry. We got hungry.
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We got hungry thinking about the shrimp. Speaking of shrimp, like, why not? Let me open this one up again. Is this one good with the hot mustard?
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Yeah.
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The way this burns my nose, it's like, giving, like, wasabi. I wonder if it's wasabi.
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It's like horseradish, I think. I'm so happy I came today.
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No, literally, same. I'm like, ozzy, don't come back.
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If you see this video, just know.
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Stay on your tour. Stay on that tour, girl.
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Just be prepared.
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Oh, Aussie, you gotta bring shit back.
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The hot mushroom.
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Wow.
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So good.
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I can't believe you're just friends with them, Andrew. That's crazy. The fact that you're friends with so many. Like, do you know how many people know Andrew? That's crazy. He's famous as.
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Oh, my God.
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No, it's always like, every time I meet somebody, they're like, you know Andrew? And I'm like, I don't even gotta ask if it's Andrew Tran. I'm literally like, yes, I know Andrew. I'm like, but do you know me? What about me? Hold on. I mean, that was good.
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That was so good. Okay.
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Speaking of shrimp. Well, I don't know. I have to segue from shrimp, actually. That was. That was day zero of Coachella. Like, always such a grateful time to be with guests. But also, what was cool with guests is they had a matcha bar this year with La La Land, which I just found out is. I think their VPs are Filipinos.
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Cute.
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And, you know, I did a little bit of a flirting with them, and I'm like, we should come out with a drink.
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Oh, I'm the flirt.
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So it's giving Bremen rocks. X La La Land.
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Wow.
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And I'm wearing yellow today. I just feel like it's divine timing. It'll be coming soon. Let me cook on that. Not to take credit, but maybe it's because I was making matches for my whole house last year that they were like, we should make. We should bring Matcha land next.
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Matcha is so good, guys. This house, this homemade matcha.
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Thank you. Not to hype this bitch up, but thank you. Thank you. It's actually really good. I really do.
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It's really good.
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And then day one of Coachella, I'll really just go in fast because I really feel like Ms. K, when she comes back, she's gonna want to talk about it a little bit more. But day one, we had to get ready really fast because Beanie was on and Slater was on. We tried to catch Slater, but good. They were on at, like, 3, and Beanie was after them. And I'm literally like, I can't even wake up, like, or get ready until, like, two during Coachella, I Don't know why. I just get so lazy.
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Yeah.
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But we ended up catching Beanie. We did watch Sabrina, but my foot was hurting so much. So I feel like I know that's
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what Kiefer said, too, girl.
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Yes. 20 minutes after, when she had 20 minutes left, that's when we head back home. And that was day one.
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What was your favorite performance?
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Some of my favorite performance was Beanie. I also loved Pig Panthers.
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Oh, I heard you guys met her. I'm so jealous.
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I love her at the guest party. Yeah, we met her at the day one guest party, and she was so cute. She was not trying to do too much because I think she was trying to. We conserve her voice for the next day, I think, on Sunday. So she was, like, talking like this. She's like, I love you. And I was like, you know me. It's honestly, sometimes, like, I. I don't ever want to come across rude. But, like, whenever, like, celebrities know me or like, when they try to introduce themselves to me, I'm literally like, why the. Like, like, young Miko, like, tried to. Yes. Introduce herself to me. I'm like, girl, now you're introducing yourself to me. Like, ew, get the out of here. Like, you're the famous one. Like, Like, I love you.
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I love you.
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Yeah. I'm like, no, I love you. But the guest parties were also so fun. Girl, this year was my sober Chala. Honestly.
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Honestly, guys, as we get older and we're not even that old, but I feel like. Well, I'm saying this now, but me and Ms. K want to go out this summer.
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But no, because if there's anything about you, Ms. K, you be. You guys be doing this. Y' all just be saying shit you don't mean. Talking about Nikki. Oh, my God.
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I blame the titious. This is the season of blaming the titious.
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So, yeah, Andrew, you're a little bit older than us. I also know that you be funding or be owning some clubs sometimes, but I also have. I don't think I've ever been drunk with you. Like, we've taken shots, but we've never been crunk. Do you still get crunk?
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And when was the last time you got crunk occasion?
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Last Wednesday, girl. Nah, I like. I like. I like going out and just, like, having a good time with friends.
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But you don't get drunk drunk. I feel like, not like.
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Yeah, not like super drunk.
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Wasted.
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I mean, not wasted.
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Yeah, it's been a while.
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I mean, like, you know, I think priorities are different now, right?
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Yeah. Cause you're a father of two beautiful girls.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I love that.
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Yeah, it's still a good to go out and have fun.
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What is your drink number? How many shots does Andrew take before he gets drunk? Oh, because two.
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You look like you could drink.
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My tolerance is still pretty high, so I know you at least, like 6 to 8.
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What's your drink of choice?
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Tequila.
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Oh, he's a party girl. He's a party girl. He's trying to be fucking demure right now. I'm like, please.
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With high tolerance.
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Yeah, like six or eight to start.
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Like tequila soda.
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Tequila soda. I didn't want to say six, seven tequila sodas. You know, they're a little bit healthier.
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Eight would literally send me to us on a side. Yeah. The most I was doing at Coachella, we would do like a shot before we leave, and then we'd bring a cocktail to the drive and that's it. Like, I don't drink anymore in Coachella. Like, I don't. I didn't even bother, like, getting my ID check wristband. Have you ever been to Coachella?
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We went, ariana, Ariana Grande's here.
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Oh. Oh, wait, I remember that. I didn't see you, but I remember you. That was a while ago. Yeah. Yeah, that was a fun year. That was, like, right before I met you. I feel like, oh, period. Yeah, well, I ain't better than you. I'm thinking I was sneaking way worse things in back in my. In my day. But no, even, like, even poohi. Like, I didn't poohi this year.
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Okay.
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Period. I'm so proud of myself. It was giving sober cella, but because I was sober, I was feeling every pain on my toes, girl. My toes. I have, like, two blisters on each side of my. Two blisters on each side. So 1, 2, 3, 4.
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Four blisters, man. You look good, though. I loved your outfit, period.
A
We also saw Justin Bieber. He was great. He was chillin. He was giving very much Andrew right now just in casual clothes. And I'm like, okay, this is no shade. This is actually. I will say this, no shade to Justin Bieber, but I wish I listened to more of his new album because, bitch, the first 30 minutes, I was standing there like Yukon, Jimmy Neutron in a city, bitch. I literally. I did not know anything. I was so. So if you ever see me fucking around, being like, ugh, JB was boring. It was because the first half, y', all, I did not know any songs. I did not listen to any of the Swag or swag too. Too much.
B
Okay.
A
Which I will claim.
B
Yes.
A
But after he pulled out YouTube and he was vibing, I was like, I could get into this. I could get into this. But also, I was like, I wish I had a joint. Like, I wish I had a free bag of chill.
B
And then, if only.
A
And then again, we left after. No, no, no. We stayed for a bit, and then we left because, like I said, dealing with the aftermath of Coachella. Have you ever stayed at, like, through the whole thing, Andrew. And then had to fight through the whole.
C
Like, yeah, that shit is crazy. And it's late, too.
A
After a long day, you don't want to be doing. So we were smart, because obviously this is like, my ninth Coachella already. I'm literally like, sometimes. Sometimes it's not for me. For me, it's not worth. It's not worth fighting for my life to get out of there. Just to get out of there after everyone. So I do try to leave after, like, if I know it's like, almost the second to the last song, that's when I leave. That's what we did. And then day three, we had Karl G. Girl, I felt so fucking Latina. It was literally just a party.
B
Oh, I heard hers was really good.
A
It was a. I mean, I understood only, like, the English parts, but still, the vibes, it was so good. The vibes, it was so good. And it was very, like, woman empowerment. They had a all female banda. Like, that's cute. So cool. Wait, let me go back to Beanie real quick, because I really don't think y' all understand how big of a deal it is to have a girl group from the Philippines, like, go to Coachella.
B
Yeah.
A
When I was watching their weekend two performance today, why would Stacy go Coachella named Bagna Al da ka Dakayo Amin? And I'm like, that's my Filipino sis.
B
I love that name.
A
Bagnal Dakota Kayu Amin. Ah.
B
What does that mean?
A
Good afternoon to all of you.
B
Oh, that's cute.
A
Like, what? They were speaking all their native tongue, but, like, Stacy, I believe, is the only Ilocana one. And I was like, that's my bias period. Speaking of bias, Katseye was there. Do you know Katai?
B
Like, yes. Yes, I do. I heard a lot of things.
A
Did you? They were so good. They were really good. My. My homegirl Sofia ate Nikki, you should come to Coachella with me next year. I'm a scam. I'm a scam guest. So, yeah, I'm like, please, Please. I'm gonna be like, I have to bring Nikki and Ms. K. And they both have plus twos each.
B
No, girl, honestly, can it just be us?
A
Just to take you, Ms. K and me? That's three tickets. Three tickets?
B
Are you talking.
A
Yes. I was like, they both have a plus two. Like, that's fucking crazy. That's seven fucking tickets.
B
We have two. Carry on.
A
Yeah, but they can. But they can go to General Nikki, if you ever went to Coachella, who would be your dream headliner?
B
Probably Thames, period. I love a. I love the Afrobeat. Like, that's my vibes. Yeah.
A
Love.
B
I thought.
A
I thought Tyler was going to be performing again this year, or she didn't perform last year because I think she had an injury.
B
But yeah. Yeah.
A
Andrew, who and which headliner would you want for you to return back to the desert?
C
I don't know.
A
Period. Emery's, like, Bluey.
B
Do you have a favorite?
C
No, I kind. I kind of listen to everything. I mean.
A
Yeah, true. I. I just enjoy. I feel like you would be proud to know that I went to the Young Thug set.
C
Oh, wow.
B
Wow.
A
I know. Well, Revi's husband is a big fan of Young Thug, and during that time, we just really had Pink Pantress and then waiting for Kat og. So we're like, girl, we might as well go Young Thug. And I didn't. Okay. I feel, like, so fucking shady talking about these straight people, but. Because it was really a girl cello for me, honestly.
B
Yeah.
A
But I didn't realize how much of a Young Thug fan I was. Like, I was literally like, I know these songs.
B
You know a lot of the songs. Yeah. Yeah. It's so cute. I love Young Thug. Yeah.
A
What is your favorite Young Thug song? And I treat her like a number one baby.
B
Like, what? Like, why? No, he really had bars.
A
He eats.
C
Were you disappointed in any of the Coachella sets?
A
Honestly? No, There was. I wish there were some that were. Like, I wish I didn't miss. Like, I wish I didn't miss Slater. I wish I went to the XX1, because I also know the XX. Like, I. I saw Addison Rae. I'm like, my girl is a pop star. I'm telling you, that girl is a pop star. What is your favorite Young Thug song?
B
Best Friend. It's a really old one.
A
Okay. Oh, wait. Okay. You know her like that? You didn't answer my first question, though. Who is. Oh, wait, no, that was you that didn't answer. Who is your dream headliner? I don't know. I can't.
C
I can't. Give you an answer. I don't know.
A
Bruno Mars for me.
C
Oh, yes. Bruno Mars, duh.
A
I'm sorry. Like, I would say the whole. The whole bite. The whole line.
B
Wow. Yeah, that would be a good one.
A
I wish he. I wish. I hope next year he does it low key. He has so many bangers.
C
I. I hear a lot of good things about his concert right now, period.
A
Even when he had a concert here in 2018. I think that was crazy. That was so good. Yeah.
C
That was like five days at lower stadium.
A
Oh, my God. Did you work that?
B
I'm very few.
A
I didn't know you. But you watched it, right?
C
Megan went twice, and I didn't go at all. Yeah, I had worked the whole week.
A
Fake fan. I had work. Fake fan.
C
I filmed his sister's wedding, though, and he was there.
A
Oh. Period. I went to her. Bachelorette.
C
Oh, nice.
A
Damn. We were already crossing.
B
Wow.
A
I love that. Let me think. Some of my favorite memories at Coachella is always with Ms. Kate. Like, when is she not with me? But this year, I don't know what was in the air, but Ms. K just had, like, outfits that match my outfits. Like, I don't know if you saw, like, when we. And I'm literally like, she got the vibe.
B
You know, I actually. I really loved her outfit where she was, like, all covered up and then she.
A
She made that mumu.
B
What do you mean she made it?
A
She made it. She went to the fucking fabric store, bought a whole yard of fabric and sewed a mumu together, period.
B
Okay, Ms. K, bitch.
A
Even her first day outfit when she had that black shirt and she. Yeah, yeah, she was making that in the house. Like, she kept. She just kept her outfits.
B
I love that.
A
I love it. And it's making me inspired for next year. I'm just like, let me just look in my closet next year, because Coachella be getting so expensive, and I feel like, next year, girl, I'm gonna be 28. Like, I don't want to be trying too hard anymore.
B
Right?
A
I know her. I know her ass is ring. Her ears are ringing right now.
B
I know.
A
Let's call her. Let's call her. Since we bothered you last week, we should bother her too.
C
Titties are ringing.
A
I know. Yes, her titties are like,
B
someone call. It hurts. Imagine she's sleeping.
A
She probably is. She was like, oh, oh, she's not sleeping. Oh, she's eating the house down. Wait, keep her. Say hi to the pod. She's recovering.
B
Hello. Hello, Hello.
A
Give us a little sneak peek. Give Us. A little sneak peek of my little boobies.
B
Little.
A
Not too much, not too much. Not too much, not too much, she said. Well, the pod misses you and they can't wait to see the girl. I know. I can't wait to see you guys again.
B
Yes. Already I'm showing them my girls.
A
The girls are here.
B
I feel like we should name them.
A
Yeah, I feel like you guys should do a gender reveal for them too. No, I know. Mine is definitely a boy and a girl. Oh, I love that. Ms. K, give us one memory from Coachella. It has to be Miss Beanie Girl. I spent a whole 30 minute talking about that. Think about something else I would say. Oh, you know what memory I got me up to this day about Coachella? What? When we bought four Pokeballs and it cost $150 lit, girl.
B
Oh, my God, the food. 150?
A
Yes.
C
Was it good, though?
A
150? Girl, it was good. And guess what? That was probably the day we went there twice, too.
B
Yes.
C
Oh, okay. At least it was worth it.
A
It was good.
B
300.
A
No, that. That Remy bowl. Girl. You Remy literally, like, you put her ramusi in that.
B
No, she did.
A
It was so good, though. That's all we would eat. And it's like always so fast that you make it so fast.
B
Oh, my God.
A
Other than that, probably cat's eye. Cat's eye. Golden period. Yes. Well, we will see you next week or maybe in a couple weeks. Oh, my God. I'll be there next week, period. I will be traveling. Oh, maybe I should ask. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be traveling. Ms. K can't travel with me. So I was gonna ask you guys if you guys wanted to host, like, two episodes while I'm gone.
B
Oh, my gosh. Wouldn't that be so fun?
A
Period. Okay, we can talk after. We love you, Ms. K. We miss you.
B
Love you.
A
Even though I just was with you. Goodbye. Well, that was Ms. K. You guys. Are you guys really down to film while I'm gone? Because, baby, I have nothing to talk about.
B
I would be so down. I feel like it'd be so funny.
A
Okay, Period. I don't have to pre film. I hate pre filming. I hate. I hate speaking, like, in the future.
B
Yeah, true, true. It's hard.
A
Yes. The whole time we were pre filming for the Philippines, I'm literally like, I hope my. My Philippine self is having fun, but your future self is here. I'm literally like, girl, what?
B
Okay, Fortune teller.
A
Literally. Wait, Angie, do you work on other pods?
C
I don't. I Used to have my own, Remember?
A
Yes. Why'd you stop?
C
It was just too much work.
A
Oh, you know, it is. You know, it is the editing. Well, maybe it will come back one day.
C
Well, I mean, I'm happy to be a part of yours, so.
B
Oh, period.
A
Oh, we should. We should really still interview Andrew. We never. We always talk about it, but we should.
B
This is my first time meeting Andrew.
C
Nice to meet you.
A
But y' all been around, like, in my parties.
C
Yeah.
A
Never, like, properly. Because Ozzy tried to surprise me with Andrew because Beej was gonna come and film, but Beej is in Bali. And I was like, so how is Beej gonna film here? And he's in Bali? And then he was like, oh, I was gonna surprise you with Andrew.
B
Oh, I'm the surprise.
A
That's why when he came in, he was like, surprise, surprise. Oh, I know.
C
She was like. She was like, oh, Brett here. I was like, oh.
B
I was like, hi.
A
And he's like, let me call the cop. No, you calling me. There's a random man in your house.
C
He just came in and said, surprise.
B
I was eating and I was like, oh, my God.
A
You were like, oh, my God.
B
I just kicked them.
A
Should we do product of the Day?
B
Yes, period.
A
I'll go first, because, girl, she really was a saver. I had this damn thing in my LA apartment for so long because I keep forgetting to take it home. But it literally was a moment in time. No, not even what I was trying to say. It really was a good coincidence, I guess.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
It was meant to be that I left it.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
It was really meant to be. Because my first day there, I had this bright idea of running when I land. So I landed at, like, 10, around at 11. That was fine. I was fine. But because I was so fucking tired from my run, I slept right away. And I didn't, like, fix how I was sleeping. And I slept on the couch. My couch is three sections like this. And I found a good, comfortable position where, like, my whole foot was, like, inside the couch in the crease, but my body was tilted this. Inside the crease, but my body was tilted the other way. So, like, my body was shaped like your arm when you broke it. So when I woke up, I was still in that position.
B
And I moved.
A
It got stiff like my. My. You know when people are like, oh, my leg fell asleep. My leg had a nightmare. Like, it did not just fucking fall asleep.
B
Isn't the AC hitting your couch and hitting my face?
A
And I woke up in the cold like, freezing. And I was literally like. And I literally had to lift my whole arm out. And I'm literally like, how the fuck do I even explain to people that I injured myself in my sleep? Because, like, you be doing the work. Like, because you're in one of my workout classes. And then I do running and then I do another bodybuilding class too, sometimes all in the same fucking day. None of which ever. None of which ever injures me, but the one fucking time I'm resting in my sleep is when I injure myself with that being fucking said. Sorry for my little spiel. This damn. What are they called? Massage guns. Has truly been a lifesaver. My favorite attachment is these two. The heated one and the regular one. I just literally, like, lay down and I just like. And I got a spoon. Coachella. And it was perfect. It was perfect, girl. It even has a red light. Therapy. This is the Thera body pro.
B
It's giving pro. It's giving. It has, like a lot of attachment.
A
It does. And I love it because when you use it, it has a. Does it go on
B
the red light?
A
It has a red light there, yeah. Well, you'll see it when it goes on. But yeah, that was my product of the week. I also went to eat Best Buy today and got the mini version so I could travel with it because, bitch, this is literally a whole luggage. And I'm like, I'm not carrying this around. Tokyo.
B
That looks heavier, right?
A
It is. What is your product of the week? It looks lovely.
B
My product is this Hot and Cole Peacocky and jasmine roll on oil.
A
And what does hot and Cole mean
B
if that's just her name? Oh, yeah.
A
I'm like, hot.
B
I saw her today, actually. I was at Kamakana because.
A
Shout out to Ha', AKA Lana.
B
Yes. One of my favorite mermaids. She's so cute. She's like, Nikki. I was like, oh, my God, I see you. Yeah. It was great catching up with her, but I went into Noel Designs and I was just like, looking at their perfumes. They have, like, different ones like Plumeria, picake, hibiscus, kahili, ginger peacock. Literally smells like straight up peacocky. Like, I don't know. And yesterday.
A
Let me smell.
B
Oh, my God. It's like, oh, my God.
A
There is a pekake in the room with us right now.
B
No, it smells so good. It literally smells like the lady.
A
Where's the picake? She is in the room.
B
Yeah. Well, I was inspired by breath then, because yesterday we went to Prvrij and we got.
A
They Got no, you. No, we were inspired by you because you brought this out at dinner and I'm like, oh, my God, you guys, I just saw this tick tock on. I was gonna say I just saw this tick tock on. Tick tock. Where the house am I gonna see? I saw this tick tock of a perfume oil store in Pro Ridge.
B
In pro Ridge.
A
And I was like, nikki, step on it after dinner. We gotta go there because they were gonna close in like 30 minutes. And you got us there.
B
If there's one thing about me, I will get us there, period.
A
Nikki, get us their bachelor and we got some oils. But anyways, yeah, that's your product.
B
This is my product. Love it.
A
Honestly.
B
Yes. Supporting local businesses here in Hawaii.
A
So, Andrew, do you have a product of the week?
C
My product of the week would be the dim sum from.
A
I didn't even ask you. What is your favorite one from Xingcheng Yuan bakery.
C
Those are my top three items right there. The shumai, the porkash, the shrimp hagao and the half moon. Oh, you guys been tried the half moon yet?
A
Let's try the half moon to end it. What's in the half moon?
C
I think it's like pork and vegetables.
A
I love how easy these are. These remind me of, like, potluck days in elementary school.
B
I know. I love a good dim sum.
A
Whoa.
C
Clear the sinuses.
B
No, guys. Baby, we're unzipping it.
A
Like, girl, that actually that one hit. Wow. We need to do a high episode.
B
I know. I haven't gotten high in so long.
A
Next time we'll time it when Andrew comes, okay? Bring the dim sum like.
C
Or you guys could try, like, different foods from different local businesses.
A
Yeah.
C
Hi.
A
Thank you. Andrew. You ate with this.
B
That was so good.
C
Product of the week.
A
Matter of fact, you my product of the week. Hey, Ms. Nikki. Baby, where can they find you?
B
Love, Nikki. B and C Reese Collective.
A
Because it's not.
B
Oh, yeah. L, U, V N I C K, I, I, B and C. Breeze Collective. S E, A B, R, Z Collect, Active on Instagram.
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B
Oh.
A
Wheels on the mask. Round and round, round and round. Round and around here. Yum.
B
Bye, guys.
A
Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah, don't forget to follow rate and like you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach.
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DaBaddest Radio – "The Post-Op Diaries with Nicki B"
Hosted by Bretman Rock
Guest Co-Host: Nicki B
Release date: April 23, 2026
In this lively and heartwarming episode, Bretman Rock welcomes his friend Nicki B as a special co-host while the usual co-host Ms. K recovers from surgery. They dish about Nicki B’s recent breast augmentation experience, swap stories about Coachella, celebrate self-confidence, and keep their trademark humor going strong with friends dropping in and local food all around. The episode focuses on empowerment, body autonomy, and living your truth—plus a hefty dose of food, festivity, and friendship.
(05:35 – 17:53)
Pre-Surgery Preparations & Process
Emotional Impact
Procedure Details & Immediate Recovery
Setbacks & Surprises
Effects on Confidence & Social Reactions
Advice to Others
(19:47 – 37:51)
Bretman’s Coachella Experience
Performance Highlights
Sober Coachella and Getting Older
Iconic Outfits & DIY Spirit
(01:20, throughout, especially 42:34 – 47:08)
Dim Sum Feast
Favorite Local Products (Product of the Week)
(Throughout; especially 38:13 – 48:49)
On-air call with Ms. K:
“We should name them.”
“Yeah, I feel like you guys should do a gender reveal for them too.” (38:48, Bretman & Nicki B)
Recurring Theme: Living Boldly
“You literally go to sleep, wake up, and you got tits.”
(07:19, Nicki B)
“I looked down and I was like, oh my God, my tits are done. And I looked at her. I was like, do they look good?”
(13:04, Nicki B)
“If anything, I just get more attention, period. But like, everyone’s nice, honestly, in general.”
(16:37, Nicki B)
“Just do it. And if you don’t like it, you could take it out. It’s no big deal, honestly.”
(17:34, Nicki B)
“She made that mumu... she went to the fabric store, bought a whole yard of fabric and sewed a mumu together, period.”
(37:15, Bretman)
“I’m trying to meet my quota because girl, I want to keep my apartment. Like, I really am not about the hotel life in LA.”
(20:39, Bretman)
The episode is energetic, sassy, affirming, and warm. The banter feels like friends hanging out—equal parts candid, silly, and supportive. The show mixes honest vulnerability (Nicki B’s surgery, emotions) with light-hearted jabs, food obsessions, and the joy of living unapologetically.
Listeners are left smiling, supported, and ready to take on the world, boobs or no boobs.