We Regret Playing This Game…

Summary

DaBaddest Radio – Episode 31: "We Regret Playing This Game…"
Host: Bretman Rock
Co-host: Ms. K
Date: March 19, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively and irreverent episode of DaBaddest Radio, Bretman Rock and Ms. K take on a new challenge: a no-holds-barred game of "Would You Rather," guided by guest/producer Ozzy (and junior producer Beej). With their signature unapologetic humor and candid energy, the hosts dish on everything from embarrassing emojis to sex toy store confessions, all while embracing their baddest, boldest selves.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Birthday Banter & Family Oddities

• The episode kicks off with musings about birthdays, leap years, and age quirks in their families, setting a humorous, relatable vibe.
• Quote (A/K.A. Bretman, 00:09): "My golden episode, honestly, because my birthday is the 31st… I give Cupid energy."
• The crew jokes about celebrating birthdays for leap year babies, with hilarious hypothetical implications for buying alcohol and ID checks.

2. Homemade Drink Tasting: Jasmine Tea with Grapes & Yakult

• Ms. K shares a new drink she discovered via a Korean creator: jasmine tea, grapes, and Yakult, drawing excited reactions.
• The segment turns into a sensory review, with feedback on the taste and the struggle with drinking "chunky" grapes through a regular straw.
• Quote (A, 03:34): "Tastes like wine… like white wine. No, taste it from the top. There's like wine energy to it."

3. Updates & OOTDs

• The usual "Tea of the Week" segment is put on ice due to pre-recording, sparking a bit about Bridgerton and plans for trips to Palawan.
• Ms. K pokes fun at Bretman's braids, likening his look to both Wendy’s and Wednesday Addams.

4. Wendy’s & Fast Food Orders

• A spontaneous riff about fast food nostalgia: Wendy’s Biggie Bag, the Baconator, and lettuce wrap hacks.
• Quote (A, 06:37): "I only asked because I wanted to give a moment to Baconator. All lettuce, extra cheese, pop on, like, three lactates."

5. Meet the Crew: Ozzy & Beej

• Ozzy (producer) and Beej (junior in training) are informally interviewed about their history in photography and their connections to the hosts.

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Would You Rather Game: Hilarious Hypotheticals

Segment kick-off

• [08:02] – Ozzy introduces the "Would You Rather" game: “So I have a few questions for Brett and Ms. K on certain situations, starting with the question Would you rather...”
• Fourth mic/vibe check as Ozzy and Beej join the fun.

Sample Questions & Key Moments

1. Recently Used Emojis on a Billboard vs. DM Chat History Read Aloud at Christmas

• [12:18]: Hands-down, both choose the emoji billboard, recalling the questionable content of their three-year-old DMs.
• Quote (A, 14:07): "Three years ago, like girl, I was a thot. So it's me probably like ignoring a bunch of nudes."
• Ms. K, 14:16: "That's me harassing men."

2. Spam Dishes for a Year vs. Never Eating Rice Again

• [14:20]: Spirited debate about spam, rice, and Asian identity. Preference: Spam-based dishes; giving up rice is tough but doable.
• Quote (A, 14:59): "Honestly. Yeah. I'm sorry if that makes me lose my Asian card, but there's green tea. You didn't say sticky rice…"

3. Sinigang Pasta or Adobo Pasta?

• [16:48]: Universally, adobo pasta wins ("sinigang pasta" just too weird to imagine).

4. Hands as Giant Tongs vs. Feet as Plungers

• [18:16]: Hilarious arguments ensue—Ms. K wants tongs for hands; Bretman opts for plunger feet and imagines passing unnoticed in long pants.
• Quote (B, 18:49): "Think about the other option. Plungers on your feet!"

5. Losing Control: Ridiculous Bodily Transformations

• [20:01]: They invent their own wild scenario: "Would you rather have all your fingers as dicks or your dick as a hand?" Spirals into raunchy, absurd puns and logistical chaos.
• Quote (A, 20:12): "Like these are all penises."
• Quote (B, 20:33): "Well, you didn't fuck me. I gave you a hand job. You know what I mean?"

6. Eating a Raw Onion Every Morning or Eating Every Meal in a Snorkel Mask

• [22:20]: Onion wins—every time.
• Ms. K, 22:56: "I would do the onion. Easy."
• Confessions about first raw onion encounters.

7. Broadcasting Your Inner Monologue or Wearing Your Last Google Search on a Shirt

• [24:14]: Pragmatic approaches: Ms. K would rather show Google search ("I can always just change it after"); Bretman says neighbors can hear his thoughts, they wouldn't care.
• Deep dive into the phenomenon of inner voices in different languages or even not having an inner monologue ("endophasia").
• Quote (A, 26:36): "In my… brain voice is a lot, like, manlier and deeper."

8. Rush Hour with a Gourmet Chef vs. Five-Minute Commute on a Grumpy Wild Boar

• [30:01]: Most would choose the chef—inventive reasons include fine dining during four hour gridlock.
• Quote (A, 31:06): "That dumbass boar… how does the boar know where to go?"

9. Gecko Narrator vs. Cock-Blocking Rooster

• [32:01]: Everyone picks the magical gecko that narrates their inner life, rather than an interruptive rooster.

Spicy "Would You Rather" Extensions

• [33:20]: Would you rather have your ass as lips, or lips as an ass? Spirals into a tangent about butthole lips, prolapse, and anatomical weirdness.
• Quote (A, 34:09): "You mean white people, I'm kidding. Sorry, white people, you know. You know, you saw the butthole lip coming."

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Sex Store Confessions

• The hosts discuss feeling awkward (but ultimately empowered) shopping for sex toys, favorite products (peach straws, coochie cream), and wild sex toy stories.
• Quote (A, 36:57): "You only really need, like, the small, cutesy [douche], unless you're getting fisted. Like, you do not need the industrial size douche."
• Ms. K explains "drool mints" for oral fun: “It makes your mouth watery… Your mouth just keeps watering.” [42:02]
• Raunchy banter about buying for themselves and friends, running into acquaintances at the shop, and how to "own it."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On letting your inner freak fly:
  "You shouldn't be ashamed to go to the sex store." – Ms. K [39:13]
• On drool mints:
  "You take a mint and it makes your mouth watery… it just like, stops… just salivating." – Ms. K [42:02]
• On Lavender Marriages:
  "Even if I did have a lavender marriage, my wife would have to peg me. I'm sorry." – Bretman [43:04]

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Hack & Product Recommendations

• Ms. K’s Lip Combo:
  • Morphe signature lip color (Sweet Tea lip pencil) + Torriden lip essence + Philippine blush = perfect nude lip [43:32]
• Bretman’s Gym Hack:
  • Gardening gloves (brand: "Firm Grip") for extra grip and sweat management during kettlebell exercises [44:17]

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Closing – Shoutouts & Where to Find the Hosts

• [46:22]: Ms. K plugs @miskaye and DaBaddest Radio on all platforms; Bretman plugs @bretmanrock everywhere.
• [47:01]: "Everyone deserves a great reset."

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Timestamps for Key Segments:

• 00:09 Birthday banter & Leap Year talk
• 03:05 Homemade drink tasting & review
• 05:07 Fast food riffs & OOTD jokes
• 09:00 Crew intros: Ozzy & Beej
• 12:18 "Would You Rather" game begins
• 14:20 The rice vs. Spam debate
• 18:16 Tongs for hands/plungers for feet
• 20:01 Raunchy “body part” would-you-rathers
• 22:20 Onion vs. snorkel eating
• 24:14 Broadcasting thoughts vs. Google search on a shirt
• 30:01 Traffic with a chef vs. wild-boar commute
• 32:01 Gecko narrator vs. rooster cockblock
• 36:28 Sex shop confessions & products
• 43:32 Ms. K's lip routine and product recs
• 44:17 Bretman’s gym grip hack

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a hilarious free-for-all—overflowing with genuine friendship, real talk, and the kind of "Would You Rather" questions you won't hear anywhere else. The energy is playful, a little raunchy, and always rooted in self-love and humor. If you love Bretman's witticisms, open-hearted candor, and the familial banter of DaBaddest Radio, you’ll find something to laugh about (and maybe even try yourself).

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For more, follow @bretmanrock, @miskaye, and @thebaddestradio everywhere. And remember, everyone deserves a great reset—preferably not in four hours of H1 traffic!

Transcript

[A]

The following podcast is a Dear Media Production Area, episode 31.

[B]

It's like we never left.

[A]

Because we didn't. My golden episode, honestly, because my birthday is the 31st. Okay, wait, we're already here.

[B]

If you had any other birth dates, what would it be?

[A]

I feel like in another life, maybe I was like a Valentine's Day baby.

[B]

Like a 28.

[A]

Yeah. I feel like I give Cupid energy.

[B]

Yeah, me too. I feel like a leap year.

[A]

Oh, okay. Because I feel like that leap year, specifically, like the. You mean February 29th?

[B]

29th, yes.

[A]

Period.

[B]

Imagine just having a birth. Like, I would only celebrate someone. I think so, but I don't know who.

[A]

I'm pretty sure we have an uncle that's like, technically 14 years old or something like that. I think it's someone in the family.

[B]

I think I know which one you're talking about. But isn't it so cool if you're like, oh, I'm 22, but at heart, I'm only 3? 3.

[A]

Because there's only been seven years. Seven years after that. Yeah. That would be like your ID would.

[B]

What would say you're seven still.

[A]

Imagine not being able to buy alcohol

[B]

when you're like, 30.

[A]

Literally. No, you would literally have to be, like 100 to be 21, because. How many? How many? It's seven.

[B]

Oh, it's seven.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, do you go by the birth date or do you go by 365 days?

[A]

What?

[C]

Because. 365 days.

[A]

Oh, because then the next year, he would be technically born March 1st, right? Oh, I guess.

[B]

Nuh. There's 364 days. Five sometimes good for.

[C]

No.

[A]

Just because you say it, it's not true.

[B]

Well, I heard. I'm just kidding.

[A]

65. And if it's a leap year, it's 366. Girl, you got me so up. Anyways, we didn't do intro.

[B]

Hey, y'.

[A]

All, it is Thursday yet again. It is I, your host, Bretman Rock,

[B]

and The other hostess, Ms. K. And

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welcome to the Baddest Radio Season 2, Episode 31.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Hello, everyone.

[B]

So.

[A]

So we have a very special episode planned for you guys today. It's a game that we never played before. And it is. Would you rather.

[B]

No, you did play this one on one of your YouTube videos once with Princess. But, like, long.

[A]

Right, right, right, right, right. And we're not gonna do our segment? Oh, we do have a little segment.

[B]

I have a little segment.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Might as well, because I already made it.

[A]

And we'll get right into that after this intro. Bratman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is.

[B]

Welcome back.

[C]

And we're back.

[A]

And we're back. Okay, Ms. Perry, what do you have for us today?

[B]

Okay, so I saw this drink and I was like literally so excited to make it because I saw it like it was like a Korean lady that was making it and it was jasmine tea with grapes on the bottom. And. And she topped it off with your colt.

[A]

Your colt. Yes.

[C]

That sounds good already.

[B]

And so I want you to try it.

[A]

She's spilling.

[B]

Hopefully it doesn't get clogged. Cuz I didn't really like, you know.

[C]

Whoa.

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Does it eat?

[B]

I need to make one.

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Tastes like wine.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Like white wine. No, taste it from the top. There's like wine energy to it.

[B]

A white wine.

[A]

Right. But this straw cannot handle it. Hold on.

[B]

Because of the chunks? Yeah, yeah, she got chunks. Oh, I like the aftertaste.

[A]

That's really good. What's in it?

[B]

Jasmine tea, grapes and yako.

[A]

I love really? I think I just need like a boba straw for like the chunks. Yeah, I like the chunks.

[B]

I didn't really like do much with the chunks. I just kind of like smashed it on the glass.

[A]

It's giving. It's good.

[B]

Period. Period.

[A]

Do you have any tea of the week?

[B]

Tea of the week is. Well, nothing really happened. Anything else.

[A]

What has happened? This. Yeah, there's like I said last episode. This is a pre filmed episode. So whatever the tea is this week is already going to be cold tea by the next week. So it don't really.

[B]

Because I was gonna be like, oh, well, the Bridgerton came out, but it came out like what? Three weeks ago.

[A]

I know. Oh my gosh.

[B]

Yeah, I'll update you guys on Instagram.

[A]

Speaking of update, we said this last episode, but this is the episode where

[B]

we're gonna be filling. Just imagine me swimming in the Philippine Sea.

[A]

Yeah. If you're watching this, just know A is in Palawan probably hopefully not being stung by a jellyfish or a. What it was. What did I st stung by?

[B]

Jelly. Stingray.

[A]

A stingray.

[B]

Stingray.

[A]

I'm also dressed like this because I literally have to go to my gym class after. So A is literally late Wendy's up in this. It's giving Wendy's but also miraculous Adams.

[B]

Like, oh, I just got the Wendy's joke. You mean Wednesday Wendy's.

[A]

What's the Wendy's joke?

[B]

Because your braids.

[A]

I know, but the Wednesday joke is the mircoles.

[B]

Yeah, no, I got that Right away. But I just got the Wendy's joke.

[A]

I know, but the Wendy.

[B]

What the fuck is Wendy.

[A]

I know, but you see the freckles? Yes. Right, with the.

[B]

Okay, cute.

[A]

If it's like this, it's giving very much. Wendy's.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you have a Wendy's order?

[B]

I do. My four in one snacker. What is that? $4 snackers, or is it, like, $6 snackers nowadays? Yeah.

[C]

I think they call it Biggie bag or something.

[B]

A Biggie bag?

[C]

Yeah, I think so.

[A]

I think that a Biggie back.

[B]

A Biggie bag. It's not even a lot. It's literally like a kid's meal.

[A]

That's crazy today. No, I'm saying, Wendy, why do I call it a Biggie back?

[C]

No, it's called a Biggie bag. Yeah.

[B]

When did they change it this year?

[C]

2026.

[B]

It used to be, like, before in one. Because a. Used to be the four. Four. Four. Yes, because it was $4 for four items. And it was a drink, a burger, or a snack wrap. Chicken nuggets and fries. Like a kid's meal.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And that would, like, fill me up.

[A]

I only asked because I wanted to give a moment to Baconator. Oh, bitch.

[B]

That's. I thought that was. Sorry, girl.

[A]

A Baconator. All lettuce, extra cheese, pop on, like, three lactates.

[B]

Like lettuce wrap, period. Yes.

[A]

Lettuce wrap. That's what that was like, my bulking era.

[B]

I didn't know they have a. Like a lettuce wrap every.

[A]

Every store you can get anything. Lettuce wrap. Like, one time, I was like. I was getting there. One time I was feeling extra skinny. I was like, let me get a McChicken lettuce wrap.

[B]

Wow, that sounds good.

[A]

Right? But we don't support McChicken.

[B]

Wait, no, you should get. When. Remember when the chicken had, like, the spicy one?

[A]

The spicy McChicken?

[B]

Yes. I used to get that with ranch instead of mayonnaise, girl.

[A]

Wait, no, because we don't talk about the quarter Pounder enough. The mushroom and Swiss. Yes, you did. Don't play with me, bitch.

[B]

The mushroom and Swiss girl. Or the Asiago chicken. Oh, my God. Okay, let's start the game.

[A]

Literally.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Anyways, this is a very special episode today because we're gonna play. Would you rather.

[B]

Would you rather.

[A]

Would you rather.

[C]

Would you rather.

[A]

Would you rather in another game, or would you rather not? Ozzy, would you please explain the game to the audience?

[C]

So I have a few questions for Brett and Ms. K on certain situations, starting with the question Would you rather. And then I will give them two kind of topics for them to choose from and which one they would rather be in.

[A]

Can. I would rather not.

[C]

You cannot. You have to take one or the other.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Period.

[C]

I would also like to preface. I looked up as much as I could, so this is kind of the best that I got.

[B]

Oh, it's giving plagiarism, right?

[A]

It's giving very much. We need a new producer by next. Yes.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Also, you guys, if you guys hear a fourth voice, we do have a fourth person in training. Ozzy. Bej, say hi.

[B]

Hello, everybody.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Hello, Junior B.J. for sure.

[C]

Do you guys want to, like, interview him real quick?

[A]

Sure. Okay.

[C]

I'll give you, like, two minutes.

[A]

How do you know Ozzy and why?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Wait, don't make. Don't make this about me.

[A]

Well, no, that's how we know these. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, you're right. Don't make this about me while making it about you.

[A]

Also, I didn't even ask. I didn't even ask DJ if he's willing to be called Beej. But it's Beej.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How do you know?

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

We both are in the same industry. In the same industry.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

He's a photographer.

[A]

So you also know my first. First photographer ever, Andrew Tran.

[C]

I am one of his employees as well.

[A]

Oh, so you think you're better than Andrew Tran?

[C]

Okay, Andrew, Andrew, you need to come on the pod.

[A]

To come on the pod.

[B]

Defend yourself. We need to have Andrew here next week.

[A]

We need to torture him or something.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

But he's a new dad, so he might be on this busy era.

[B]

Wow. Oh, he is. And he just came up with a restaurant with Kim. Yeah.

[A]

So the next couple episodes will be produced by BE. So if anything goes wrong, blame BJ or Bonnie Jr. Yeah, exact. Ozzy, where are you going? Yeah. Or blame Ozzy for not being already leaving me. That's crazy. As we just got to know each other. We just went on our first date. Like, that's crazy.

[C]

I'm going to Japan.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Not all of us in time.

[C]

Oh, when I come back, you guys leave.

[A]

Oh, yeah. So what are you doing in Japan?

[C]

We're just hanging out with a friend that's also fun. From weird to find.

[A]

Right? Is this a lady friend?

[C]

That's a guy friend.

[B]

We don't judge.

[A]

We don't judge Aussie.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Oh, my God. But speaking of Japan, one of my. I have so many much weird friends. You guys, I don't know how I be meeting all these people, but I have a weird friend that went to Japan and married a girl and came back. And I was like, when did you guys meet? And he goes, oh, last week. And I was like, so you guys got married a week after? He's like, yeah, I fell in love right away.

[A]

And I'm like, okay, when you know, you know. When you know, you know, right?

[B]

Would you rather. Would you rather.

[A]

So would you rather get married in a week or in two weeks? Right.

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[A]

All right, Odyssey, hit us with the first Would I rather.

[C]

All right, so we're gonna start off easy because I feel like I know what you guys are gonna say, but would you rather have your recently used emojis projected on a billboard in the middle of each one?

[A]

Okay. H1 is a very popular highway here in Hawaii.

[C]

Or have your DM chat history from 3 years ago read aloud at your family's Christmas dinner.

[B]

Where the emojis.

[A]

The emoji. Because how would they even know it's my emojis? Is it going to be like Bremen Rocks reset emoji?

[C]

We'll say that. We'll say that like it's titled your name.

[B]

Yeah, let me look at my last emoji.

[A]

I don't be using emojis like that. I actually have been in my sticker era. I've been making my own emojis and I'm very proud about most of them. I actually just recently said it to my friends. I like this one. That's like an emo. I like this one. That's like a side view with eyebrows.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And then I like this one with the spider man bending down like this.

[B]

How the do you do that?

[A]

Just stickers. I don't. Yeah.

[C]

You know who has wild stickers?

[A]

Tell me, beach bj, what is your

[B]

favorite sticker that you use?

[C]

Why?

[B]

You going to put me.

[C]

Can I.

[B]

Let me show you this. Okay. Just I'm a scariest, right? Because I don't. I don't know how to say it without like.

[A]

No, I. I love that because I have a friend, her name's Mary and she has a sticker for every emotion and everything. I'm like, how the.

[C]

Yeah, show them that.

[A]

Or her.

[C]

These ones just walk around.

[A]

Oh, oh, oh.

[B]

We have the butthole way.

[A]

Ozzy, I need you to send.

[B]

Wait. I love

[A]

this favorite emo you. Now I would want that projected in the highway.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So honestly, yeah, I would do that.

[B]

The projected. Mine is literally just the emoji with the sweat and then the tongue.

[A]

Yeah. Cuz three years ago, like girl, I was a thy. I was. I really was a thy. So it's me probably like ignoring a bunch of nudes.

[B]

That's me harassing men.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay, cool. Okay, second one. Would you rather only be able to eat Spam based dishes for a year?

[B]

Cute.

[C]

Or never be allowed to eat rice again for the rest of your life?

[B]

Spam based.

[C]

So every day you have to eat something Spam based?

[A]

Yeah, that's fine.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Is it rice? Only like I can eat other grains like potatoes, quinoa and things of that. Like brown rice.

[C]

Yeah, we'll say, we'll say just rice.

[A]

Just rice in the family.

[B]

Oh, just rice.

[A]

Oh, rice.

[B]

Yeah, sorry.

[A]

I love Spam.

[B]

Like, but not every day.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That was my ill from. Like, I love spam, but every day, every day is crazy. I don't know.

[C]

So you guys would sacrifice rice for the rest of your life?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Honestly. Yeah. I'm sorry if that makes me lose my Asian card, but there's green tea. You didn't say sticky rice. Yes. You didn't say brown rice.

[B]

Oh, wait, you're talking about that called roast rice, right?

[A]

You didn't say Jasmine's rice.

[B]

No, just like you said rice.

[C]

No, just like all rice.

[A]

No, that's not what was said.

[C]

That is crazy.

[A]

All right, well, because then my point is if it's. Is it all Spam, then can I do. Is it just the spam Spam or the cholesterol free Spam that could be all Spam. The spicy spam, the tocino Spam, like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So why can't it be all Spam but not all fucking rice?

[C]

I just said all rice.

[B]

Oh, not all purpose rice.

[A]

I'm keep my answer.

[B]

Okay, rice, corn.

[C]

What's your favorite substitute to rice?

[A]

Then I would say good old. I don't like mashed potatoes. I like potatoes.

[B]

Like, I don't like. I don't like French fries, period. I don't like. What is that weird? I mean, I don't like potatoes.

[A]

I love potatoes.

[C]

What's your favorite? Okay, what's your favorite way? Potatoes.

[B]

Mashed potatoes.

[A]

I like potatoes.

[B]

Like crunching gravy.

[C]

Yeah, but what's your alternative to rice then? Like your favorite?

[A]

That is Potato. Potato.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

What do you want? There's nothing else. Quinoa, Ritz. Okay.

[B]

Pasta.

[A]

Right, Right, right, right, right.

[C]

You guys are so nice to bj.

[B]

Imagine cine gang with pasta.

[A]

Ew. Ew. I would never. That sounds so gross.

[B]

Like the pasta noodles.

[A]

You know what was good? I've had it. I don't. I just can't recall where I had it. Just be like a ramen pasta. I don't know where.

[B]

Now that's weird.

[A]

Sinigang pasta isn't.

[B]

Because. But sinigang pasta is already like brothy. It would be like. Next question. Ramen.

[C]

Would you rather have sinig pasta or adobo pasta?

[A]

Adobo pasta.

[B]

Adobo pasta, Right?

[C]

Yeah, adobo pasta.

[B]

Oh, but I'm thinking about, like. Oh, when you said adobo pasta, I was thinking like, like ramen broth.

[A]

No, it's the.

[B]

Because I was talking about, like, it made me automatically go.

[A]

It's like adobo. Like, it's the adobo seasoning in a pasta form.

[B]

Oh, that sounds good.

[A]

I don't know where I had it.

[B]

Is it the one. The pasta place here?

[A]

Bitch. I don't know why I had no. I know which one you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. But that's not what I. But that's not what I'm talking about. Because the one in my brain did not have colored. Because those ones are colored noodles.

[B]

What about the one in Kakaako, the Filipino place there?

[A]

That's. I didn't have it here. I think. I think I had it in New York when I was doing like a Good Morning America segment.

[B]

No, I was there with you. You didn't.

[A]

Okay. I probably know it wasn't here, though.

[B]

What about. What about when you went to that one dinner and then that Filipino chef cooked you guys stuff? Probably from there.

[A]

I don't know. I will remember. I will remember. I know I had it. Okay, Ozzy, next question.

[C]

I feel like adelas would kill a good like, right?

[A]

Why don't they? They have.

[B]

That's what I was talking about.

[A]

They. I had the chunkawali.

[B]

Oh, that was with this. With the malum Right, Right.

[A]

Go to Adela's young, tell them I brought you. I'm kidding. They're like, who the is this ass? Bremen Rock?

[B]

I love Adelas.

[C]

Nadido.

[B]

Next.

[C]

Would you rather have your hands replaced with giant functioning tongs?

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Or have your feet replaced with heavy duty plungers?

[B]

Tongs.

[A]

I would say the feet.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Okay. Rest your case.

[C]

Yep. Make your case.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I, I, I can still grab.

[C]

How you gonna make your drinks?

[A]

Yeah. With tongs?

[B]

Yes. Tongs.

[A]

No.

[C]

But see, you're holding it like you're holding tongues, but your hands are actually like.

[B]

Yeah. And I feel like I would, it would be even better.

[A]

Oh, even better is crazy. I don't think. But like, even better.

[B]

But like, think about the other option. Plungers on your feet.

[A]

Yeah. I can just wear pants and no one would ever know.

[B]

But you would make that sound like that.

[A]

I can literally put shoes on it. Yeah, I can just wear shoes.

[B]

And it, it's, well, I can wear gloves.

[A]

It's literally giving, like, giving.

[B]

Like the mittens.

[A]

Yeah. And your mitten would look like a boy. Yeah, well, with long pants. I'm like, oh, sorry. I'm just wearing my suction shoes.

[B]

I mean, I'm not a pants person. That's why. But I am a long sleeve person.

[A]

Per.

[B]

And I feel like I would be a pirate.

[A]

That's where I was. How are you a pirate if pirates are known for their feet?

[B]

A plunger feet with the arm.

[C]

Other way. It's the other way.

[A]

I feel like I'd rather have the plunging feet. Comment down below the tongue.

[B]

Hands.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Also, if you guys want to comment down below of what you guys would choose, please feel free.

[B]

Oh, wait.

[A]

Oh, I have a question. But would you rather have all your finger is a dick.

[B]

Cute.

[A]

Okay, Think about that.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Would you rather have hands as dick or dick as hands?

[B]

Like your whole like. Yeah, like your penis is like.

[A]

Yeah. Like these are all penises.

[B]

No. Would you rather like. No, Like, I meant like the penis

[A]

is like, yeah, girl.

[C]

It's exactly like.

[B]

It's like, yeah.

[A]

Or would you rather have a hand,

[B]

A hand as a penis? Like this?

[A]

Right.

[B]

That'd be so cute. I'd be like.

[A]

Because I'm like, imagine being fucked. I'm like, well, you didn't fuck me. I gave you a hand job. You know what I mean?

[B]

No, I can't be doing this. Imagine you're like, yeah, I'm like, I can't have nails.

[A]

Imagine being like, how many dicks am I holding? But Also, I'm like, is it functioning?

[B]

Imagine if it's like, different ones, too.

[A]

Like, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

Like a choke.

[A]

Is it functioning? Like, I'm like, oh, my God. You know, like, imagine going like, okay, okay.

[B]

No, let's move on.

[C]

What if your hand. What if your fingers are, like, limp, though?

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Like, fuck, I can't grab it. I can't grab it. I'm not hard. Why did I think of that?

[B]

But speaking of like, like, penises. I don't. I don't even want to say like, but, like, have you ever seen 2 penis in, like, a real life person?

[C]

Like, in a person or on.

[B]

No, like, on a person.

[A]

Like, penises in real life.

[B]

And, like, he has two penises. Like, one top the other, and then, like, ball sack.

[C]

Yeah, but a real thing.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I think I've seen it online.

[C]

I'm afraid to look this up.

[B]

I saw it on Twitter.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When I was like, oh, my God, that's possible.

[A]

I'm like, bring it on. Yeah.

[B]

I'm like, that's like, what am I gonna use today?

[A]

Right? I'm like,

[B]

Which one are you guessing?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Right. Next.

[C]

Would you rather have to eat a single raw onion, like an apple every morning?

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Or have to wear a snorkel and mask for every meal?

[B]

You eat a snorkel and a mass every morning? Onion every morning.

[A]

Yeah. Because.

[B]

Is it onion? Like, antibiotic?

[A]

I don't know. I feel like that. I'm pretty sure onion have, like, there's some benefits. Yeah, obviously. Can I brush my teeth after? Like, because.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Morning breath and then onion on top. Like, imagine, like.

[B]

Imagine having a meal with, like. Wait, is it just the goggles or.

[A]

Yeah. How am I eating?

[C]

Whole ass like this and then.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So I would literally have to, like, feed myself like a. With a feeding tube.

[C]

I think you just wear the mask, but then the snorkel mask, that covers your nose, too.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Yes. Onion.

[A]

I would do the onion.

[B]

Onion.

[A]

Easy.

[C]

Have you guys eaten raw onion?

[A]

Because imagine being on that first day and being like, sorry, hold on. Sorry.

[B]

I did a.

[A]

Would you rather

[B]

do this for a year?

[C]

I'm sorry.

[A]

I'm so sorry. I really have to put on a mask.

[C]

Like, no, don't even ask me about my penis. Hands. About.

[A]

I'm like, I'm sorry.

[B]

I played a game with your plunger on feet.

[A]

Literally.

[C]

Okay, so you guys will choose onion.

[B]

Yes. But no. Yeah, I think I. I ate raw onions before, but not A whole onion.

[C]

The whole onion.

[A]

I've definitely rate eight raw onions, but I think it's like the marinated one, so that doesn't count.

[B]

That's like.

[A]

Yeah, no, yeah. Because we have really good. Yeah.

[B]

The very first time I've ate onions was an in and out. And I got caught off guard with the raw onion. And I was like, this is disgusting.

[A]

That was your first time ever eating.

[B]

Eating raw onion? Yeah, it caught me off guard and I was like, fuck this shit.

[A]

Why not drink from there?

[C]

Okay. Would you rather have your internal monologue broadcasted on a radio station that only your neighbors can hear?

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Or have to wear a shirt that displays your most recent Google search?

[B]

Most recent Google church.

[A]

Church Search.

[B]

Search.

[A]

I bitch. I live around old ass fucking bitches. So I'm like, they could care less. They could care less. Or hear

[B]

they're like, doing their own.

[A]

I'm like, girl, I live by a bunch of, like, retired old people.

[B]

You just walk in like, oh, did you hear the news this morning?

[A]

Yeah. And they're like, hi. Huh? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I would do that. Why would you do your most recent search?

[B]

Because I could always just change it after.

[C]

Oh, that's so true.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, how to kill someone. How to make a cake.

[C]

True.

[A]

Yeah, true.

[B]

What if it's just the most recent?

[C]

What if it stays for like 30 minutes?

[A]

What if it's like, how to kill my next door neighbor? And it's like, hi, good morning.

[C]

Hey, Charlie.

[B]

How's it going? Yeah, yeah, no, I think I would. And I feel like how. That's how I would speak to people if I don't like you, period. Yeah.

[C]

Or like, you're being passive.

[A]

You're gonna be, how to get out of this.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

And it just. Yeah.

[C]

And they're just sitting across. They're like, oh, God.

[A]

Be like, my date has 10 penis fingers with a fucking mask. How do I get out of here?

[C]

Okay, so you guys would. You would choose Shirt.

[B]

Shirt.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then Brett's the radio station.

[A]

What would you choose?

[C]

I think I would choose the inner. Inner monologue because I have some, like,

[B]

what is the inner monologue anyways?

[C]

Like, you talk to yourself.

[A]

Like the things you say to yourself

[B]

that you can hear in your brain.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Wait, I have a question. Is the voice in your head the same as the voice in your.

[B]

Like, verbally?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, does it sound the same?

[B]

Different voice.

[A]

Like I'm thinking right now, do you sound like that in your brain?

[C]

I think so. Why do you have a Different voice for your inner.

[A]

I feel like my. My brain voice is a lot, like, manlier and deeper. Then, like, I feel it because, like,

[B]

maybe now I know what you mean. Because I feel like sometimes I feel like when I think it's like, just a female.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Talking.

[A]

Because in my. Okay, let me give you guys an example. Like, if I was, like, in person, I would be like, who the is this? But in my head, it sounds more like, who the is this?

[C]

You know, it's more of, like, a tone thing.

[A]

Yeah. But also, especially when I'm, like, around Filipinos, like, the way I think is. Turns into, like, Ilocano. English. Yeah. Like, if I'm around family members, I think in Ilocano.

[B]

And then.

[A]

Yeah. But if I'm in school, I think in English.

[B]

Yeah. I think it's where you're surrounded.

[A]

I mean. Yeah.

[B]

Your environment.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Would you guys want to have a different voice? Like, someone completely different?

[B]

Is that why they. They're like, oh, you think like a girl or like. Or you think like a boy. Is that what, like, has to do with something?

[C]

No, I think it's more like opinions.

[A]

I'm more talking about the pitch of your voice. Not really, like, how I'm thinking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm just like. It's just the pitch.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think I'm deeper up here. Let us know in the comment section down below how I never really thought about that. But also, you know what keeps me up at night? I know we talked about this already, but you know how people that can't imagine things.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Visualize.

[A]

I wonder if there's people out there who doesn't have a voice in their

[B]

head that's so sad, like, thinking.

[C]

Yeah, well, you want me to look that up?

[A]

Can you look it up? And there's like.

[B]

I'm like, because Colin, remember my brother can't. He doesn't have the sense of smell. Yeah. I think it's so sad. Right.

[A]

Oh, my God. Poor Colin. I remember when he was eating unexpired meat.

[B]

Yes. Or milk. And he would be like, here, smell this. And he would, like, smell the whole thing. And he would not smell anything. And I'm like, you don't smell that.

[C]

Okay, so there's an actual term for this.

[A]

Oh, there's people who can't. Things that have a voice in their head. Yeah.

[C]

It's called an endophagio.

[B]

Endophasia.

[C]

And then how common is

[A]

babes? I have a whole monologue in my head every. Yeah. Like, literally, that's the first thing I do is Talk to myself every morning.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, damn, that was a good.

[C]

Approximately 5 to 10% of the population.

[B]

Oh, that's not that much.

[A]

That's actually a lot.

[C]

That's a lot. I feel like. Like.

[B]

But what is. What is the 5% on a 5 million girl?

[A]

Why do you have to be so. Like, it can be like, 10 million out of 10 million. It would be a hundred thousand. No, out of 10 million. A million of them would not be able to have voices in their head.

[B]

Oh, wow, that's a lot.

[A]

Yeah. Half a million girl. Or.

[B]

Sorry. I was like, the whole 5% thing seem, like, very small, but, like, if

[A]

you put it like that, even you make it smaller. Like, a hundred people, ten of them doesn't have a voice in their head or 10 to 5. 5 to 10.

[B]

I feel like, would that be great, though? Imagine living a life with no voice in your head, like, telling you, like, you suck.

[A]

No, literally.

[B]

Or you're ugly today.

[C]

I feel like those people would, like, vocalize it, though, instead of saying it in their head.

[A]

Like, they just talk to themselves.

[B]

But how do you know? But see, I have questions. Like, how would they feel? Like, how would they know that they can't talk to themselves in their brain?

[A]

Find out next episode.

[B]

Honestly, we're gonna find one.

[C]

Someone's gonna comment down below and say,

[A]

like, please, can you guys please tell us your experience? We're actually very curious. If you don't have a voice in your.

[C]

Okay, Back to the H1. Would you rather be stuck in H1 rush traffic. Rush hour traffic for four hours every day?

[B]

No.

[A]

Been there, done that.

[C]

But have a gourmet chef in the

[B]

passenger seat, or, oh, I just have a gourmet chef.

[C]

Have a commute.

[B]

Anything.

[C]

Yeah. Or have a commute of five minutes, but you have to ride a literal grumpy wild boar.

[B]

A grumpy old wild boy.

[A]

I feel like I've gone through both situations already, and my experience, I think I would rather be stuck for four hours in the traffic.

[B]

I mean, I've ridden a grumpy old boy before. Just kidding.

[A]

I'm kidding. But also, I'm like, girl, how big is that fucking car that there's a gourmet chef in the house?

[B]

No, but it's just.

[A]

Maybe I'm the reason why the traffic

[B]

is making four hours he's dragging his whole kitchen behind.

[A]

Yeah, Literally, it's a whole trailer.

[B]

If he's just sitting there talking about food, I'd be like, get the fuck out, because I'm now hungry.

[A]

You have, like, A cooking for you. Oh, for four hours.

[B]

It's just not there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, then that would be fine.

[A]

Because I'm, like, a bore.

[B]

I'm like, for five minutes. That'd be so much fun.

[A]

That's true. I would rather be stuck with a gourmet for four hours. Girl, that's a flight to la.

[C]

True.

[A]

I'm stuck on a plane, and there's no gourmet chef there.

[B]

You're like. And you didn't say what class. I'm choosing the Tesla, which I can watch that in there.

[A]

Just be there, like, okay, burger next. Thank you. Literally finish the whole Bridgerton.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For new episode drop. Okay. Period. Let me. Yeah.

[B]

Like, can I have a popcorn?

[A]

Because that dumbass boar girl. He's saying five minutes right now. But how the does the board know where to go? Right?

[B]

Yeah, that's why it took five minutes.

[A]

Exactly. Because that board doesn't have a voice in his head.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It has plungers as feet. All right, last one, last one. Oh, my God. Girl, would you rather have a tiny, magical gecko that follows you everywhere and loudly narrates your inner thoughts to strangers?

[A]

Okay, Tango.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Is giving tangles cow.

[C]

Or a wild rooster that roosts in your bedroom and crows every time you and your partner try to get intimate.

[A]

Oof.

[B]

Oh, I would get the gecko.

[A]

Girl, pass me that gecko.

[B]

I'm like, imagine the gecko is like, you're ugly today.

[C]

Yeah, sorry. That's my gecko.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like, oh, sorry.

[A]

It's just her. Don't mind.

[B]

I would do the gecko. That chicken.

[A]

No, literally.

[C]

What would you name your gecko?

[A]

I would name it.

[B]

Oh, I was reading. He was playing with the beanie, and I was like.

[A]

I would name it, like, I don't know. I'm really not original with names. I had a guinea pig, and I named it Guinea. Yeah. So I would pretty name it, like, Geki.

[B]

Geki.

[A]

Such a cute name.

[B]

Or Coco. That's a cute name for Gekko.

[C]

You know, Gekko. Coco.

[A]

Oh, Coco.

[C]

Okay, never mind.

[A]

Anyways, like, went straight. People, try to be creative,

[B]

please.

[C]

I try. All right. Well, that's it. That's all I have.

[A]

Do you have any. Would you rathers in your brain right now?

[B]

Would you rather.

[A]

Because I have one.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, go first.

[A]

Would you rather have your as your lips or your lips as an.

[B]

Is it doing this, what the is doing and what the lips are doing?

[A]

Well, yes.

[B]

If I'm eating, I'm eating out of my.

[A]

No, it's just Lips. Imagine eating your. Getting your ass ate and then it's eating it back. What? Okay, imagine. Imagine.

[B]

Okay, wait, so I have a mouth as so.

[A]

But no. Would you rather. Yeah, so I. I would rather have my lip as an.

[C]

Are we talking about function or we're

[B]

talking about like how it looks like functional everything? Like you setting out of your mouth.

[A]

No, no, no.

[C]

Or like you still talk here, but your lips look like an asshole.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I feel like.

[B]

I see that every day.

[A]

Yeah, I'm like. You mean white people. I'm kidding. Sorry. White people, you know. You know, you saw the butthole lip coming. Imagine like, imagine someone said like, oh, I'd rather have my lip as a butthole. And then you go to eat their ass and then they're like,

[B]

well, prolapse butthole. Really do be looking like that.

[A]

No, literally, I'm like, oh, sorry.

[B]

You guys know what a prolap butthole looks like?

[C]

No.

[B]

A rose.

[A]

A rosebud.

[C]

A rose butt.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

I don't look that up.

[B]

Okay, well, you better educated one. It's when.

[A]

When you're rammed through.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And your butthole comes in reverse.

[B]

Yes. So like the inside comes out. Okay. And it looks like a flower.

[A]

Yeah. Is that common?

[B]

It's. It's only for like if you're like,

[A]

you have to be like an elephant or.

[B]

Yeah. Or like, like a cone.

[A]

You know, people are like weird because people be things.

[B]

Yes. A cone. Have you seen the cone? Or like girl.

[A]

Yes, some people see a cone and.

[B]

Have you ever been to a sex store before?

[A]

No. Liar.

[B]

I know. I'm like me when I lie.

[A]

Some people see a cup, some people see a challenge.

[C]

No, but unless Spencer's. Does Spencer's call?

[B]

Spencer's? Yeah. No, but no, like, like Anna Miller's or anything like that. Wait, what is that? Anna? Wait, what? Susie's.

[A]

I'm like, for pies.

[B]

Adam Miller sounds like a sex shop. If you guys.

[A]

It does not.

[B]

Anna Miller.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, anyways, girl.

[A]

Anyways, Anna Miller is a sex shop.

[B]

Okay. Susie's. See Anna Miller. Susie is. Same thing. Anyway, Susie's, they have like this little dildos and it's like this big, big dildo. But sometimes it's like bigger. Yeah, it's like this girth and like this big heifer.

[A]

When was the last time you were at Suzy's and what did you buy?

[B]

The last time I went to Suzy's was like two years ago and I went with a friend.

[A]

Oh, period.

[B]

Last time it was a girl, actually. She needed New dildos.

[A]

Oh, it was for her?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you gonna ask me?

[B]

Oh, yeah. When was the last time you went?

[A]

Last time I went, I remember my exact haul. What I remember this was with my. For my ex, honestly, because I didn't. I was single for four years, so she didn't really need a douche. So I need a new douche.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I want to go get a new douche, but the only douche they have is like the enema.

[B]

The.

[A]

The big douche. I'm like, girl, I'm like, am I douching my entire body? Because, you know, a douche, you only really need, like, the small, cutesy ones. Like, you don't need, like, unless you're getting fisted. Like, you do not need the industrial size douche. Regardless, I. I also got the penis straws in there, but my favorite thing that I got.

[B]

What the is a penis straw?

[A]

It's just for, like, bachelorette parties. It's just like, oh, oh, oh, yeah,

[B]

girl, I thought you were talking about, like, when you went this. And I was like, are you talking about like the one where you put inside the penis?

[A]

Girl, imagine. I'm like, let me just. Let me just drink your come out.

[B]

Oh, God. Oh, God, Oh, God.

[A]

Like a juice pouch. Why would you even think that's what it meant?

[B]

That says straw and I'm like, what the do you need?

[A]

No, I meant like the bachelorette penis straw. So I got that and then I got some. The infamous Gucci cream.

[C]

What's that?

[A]

I found it through Nikki. I remember when we graduated high school, Nikki got us like goodie bags and auntie got us coochie creams. And you would think it's a lube, but it's actually like a shaving cream. It's the best shaving cream ever. Oh, it's called coochie cream.

[B]

Is it like a. What is it, Nair?

[A]

No, it's just literally like a shaving cream that's like scent free. Like all of these things free. And it's super, super slippery. I mean, I don't really have anything to prove how good it is because I'm hairy as fuck right now, but it's the only shaving cream I use ever since I graduated high school. Coochie cream? Yeah. I got a peanut straw, coochie cream, and a new douche.

[B]

Oh, period. Very humble purchase.

[A]

Yeah, I was like, I didn't want to be doing too much, but also I'm probably.

[B]

They do have interesting stuff there, though.

[A]

It's so funny every single time. But you know, I went with Cat girl, and I made sure they knew that it was for Kat, even though they were like, girl, why would a woman need a douche? I was like, it's for her. Like, yeah. I didn't want to be like, yeah, girl, women douche. I know, but I just didn't want to.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I was so shame. But you shouldn't be. You shouldn't not be ashamed to go to the sex store.

[B]

But, oh, girl, the last time I went to the sex store, I didn't even tell you.

[A]

Remember?

[B]

I'll tell you later. But the freaking person that was working was like, my old friend. And I'm like, what are you doing here? She's like, oh, I work here. What are you looking for? And I'm like, it's weird now it's getting weird. Yeah. Because I was like, hopefully no one sees me here. You walk in. Yeah, My friend.

[A]

Imagine it's your kindergarten teacher. I'm like, you're like, Ms. Boggs, you work.

[B]

Ms. Boggs is crazy.

[A]

That was not anybody's first grade teacher, by the way. I know. I know, Noah.

[B]

That's the first meaning.

[A]

Ms. Candela, Mom.

[B]

Ms. Candela, our ELA teacher.

[A]

Who would surprise you working.

[B]

I already knew where that question was going.

[A]

Who would surprise you working at a sex store?

[C]

And who would not surprise you?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Can we just go by a first initial?

[A]

No, we can say their name.

[C]

Okay. Name drops. All right.

[B]

It's G.

[C]

Not the disappointed side.

[A]

Not Mr. G. I used to have

[B]

a biggest question, Mr. G. I would be like.

[A]

I would be like, no keeper. You know what would be funny? You know who would. Who would gag me?

[B]

I would be like, la pitok. You have to say that behind the story.

[A]

Lampitok is our physician.

[B]

When we were kids.

[A]

When we were kids, doctor.

[B]

But Princess was going to her two

[A]

years ago, full on, 23 years old, going to a children's position, being like, I'm busy.

[B]

I was told to, like, move on and go somewhere else.

[A]

I would be like, damn, why are you here now? You know, type someone that I would not be surprised. I would be like, Ms. K.

[B]

I would be working. Like that.

[A]

Yeah, you would run that like it's

[B]

me doing a tick tock. Like, yeah. Hi, guys. Today we have a new shipment you probably just shipped in this real life silicone.

[A]

No. You making my drinks. I'm like, kiefer, why am I drooling so much?

[B]

Oh, my God, I love those.

[A]

You're like, oh, sorry. I put the drool pills?

[B]

Yeah. Drool pills are amazing. No, there's like an extreme one and there is, like, one where it's like, just for, like, just to get. Sometimes you know how, like, when you wake up, you have, like, dry mouth

[A]

before you missed it, the straights ask, what is that?

[B]

Oh, so what you call it a drill?

[A]

Drool mint.

[B]

A drool mint is when basically before you gave head or like someone you take a mint and it makes your mouth watery.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Yeah, and it just like stops. Like you're like, just salivating. You know when you salivate and you just mouth. Your mouth just keeps watering.

[C]

How long does that Last?

[B]

An hour? 30 minutes?

[A]

Have the most boring sex. Oh, my God.

[B]

I know. I mean, get you some sex toys, guys.

[A]

As you can see, cue the sex toy ad.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Today we're.

[B]

We're in sponsored by.

[A]

Today's sponsor is Adam and Eve.

[B]

Adam and Eve. Where Adam is with Eve. And is Eve the top or at the bottom?

[A]

Eve was definitely pegging.

[B]

Definitely.

[A]

Eve is such a. Eve is such a pegging name. Like, I would name my peg Eve Eve. You know what I was thinking about the other day? Like, because I know I made a joke about lavender marriage and. Yeah, it was here. And like, I'm like, I feel like even if I did have a lavender marriage, my wife would have to peg me. I'm sorry.

[B]

I would never.

[A]

I' ma be the bottom still. I'm sorry. Like, yeah, that's.

[B]

Yeah, she does. She does.

[A]

You don't have to peg me, girl.

[B]

She be giving.

[A]

No, she do. Well, Ms. K, you guys have products?

[B]

Yeah, I do have products.

[A]

Kayla, do you have products of the week?

[B]

Well, I don't really have. It's just more of like, I already gave you guys his products. But it's my new.

[A]

What is this called?

[B]

Like, Lip.

[A]

Lip kit.

[B]

Lip combos that people has been asking me about. And I'm like, kind of proud that I did, like, you know, I was like, wow.

[A]

Zoom into her lips.

[B]

You see this lip? You see this lip? You see this lip? Okay, so I've been using the morphe signature lip color in the sweet tea lip pencil with the torriden lip essence.

[A]

We love whatever. Whatever we stand.

[B]

And then I was, like, digging into my old, like, makeup stuff and I found this blush. Get Ready with Me from Get Ready With Me. It's just a brand from, like, the Philippines, but you can find any pink, like, blush like this. It's like the perfect combo with the brown and it makes the perfect nude. And you Put it on with gloss. Amazing.

[A]

That looks good. My product of the week is kind of unexpected, but also I've been getting a lot of questions about it, and it's the gloves I wear to the gym. Babes, when I tell you what to the gym? Yeah, When I tell you guys what this is actually is, you're going to

[B]

be like, oh, wait, I feel like you saw that trend where it's like, you should wear gloves to the gym. What's the calluses?

[A]

Well, no, it's not even for my calories. I have the most sweatiest hand and I've been doing so much of kettlebell things and I have no grip for the kettlebell and I. Oh. Because I'm just so sweaty, so it just ends up slipping and I have to end up putting like double the work. So I use gardening gloves for the grip and it's been really good even for pull ups. It really helps.

[B]

Yeah, because you have. It already is a built in grip. So yeah, all you have to do is like.

[A]

This is from the brand. Firm grip.

[B]

Firm grip.

[A]

And I love it.

[B]

That's so cool.

[A]

And it has like a honeycomb grip. So yeah, if you guys have no grip or struggle with like sweaty hands at the gym, also helps with what you were saying.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

What about calluses?

[B]

Calluses.

[A]

It also helps with calluses because that

[B]

means it's like not you're.

[A]

But that wasn't why I started using. I really don't mind like a little battle scar calluses. A bitch really just has sweaty palms and I cannot grip anything. That's why I use.

[B]

I was gonna say, what about like, you know how like they. They use the. When gymnastic people use the bars, they have that black thing that goes like right here.

[A]

Oh, it's like a cotton thing.

[B]

Yeah. And then they put the powder and like. Yeah.

[A]

That stinks.

[B]

It does.

[A]

No, I have it, but it absorbs so much sweat it ends up stinking.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And like, I mean like, not. Not that I don't wash my shit, but like that I do.

[B]

Oh, so you already tried it?

[A]

Yeah, I have that one. Okay. I use it more for like dangling things, like if I'm doing like pull ups. But like, what is that called? Kipling toast to bar type.

[B]

Oh. When you're doing that very much.

[A]

Masa loves vibes. So yeah. Gardening gloves at the gym. Firm grip. I like this one. Michaela, where can bad bitches find you in the world?

[B]

All the bad bitches can find me at the baddest radio as well as m. I s K a Y E

[A]

and also shimmy platforms. Please support her. My TikTok her tiktoks she was putting in the work today so yeah, I'm

[B]

already a day late so I'm like okay. I have food like you know. Yeah, keep going.

[A]

Obviously me breadman rock everywhere and make sure you guys like and subscribe to the baddest radio so you guys never miss us every Thursday. Yeah, we love you guys and just know we are out here in the Philippines when you're watching this but probably getting the tan of our lives and

[B]

and the time of our lives.

[A]

Yeah, but we're thinking of you and a great reset. Exactly.

[B]

Everyone deserves a great reset.

[A]

And speaking of reset, Ozzy, sing us

[B]

out back on your sofa.

[C]

Of course I still care. Love's never wasted when it sh.

[B]

And although it's so funny Always be there.

[C]

Only have a couple minutes. Guess we're going back to real life.

[B]

Cut.

[A]

Bye bye everyone. Bye Peach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah, don't forget to follow Ray and like you can follow me bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye beach. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

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