DaBaddest Radio – Episode 31: "We Regret Playing This Game…"
Host: Bretman Rock
Co-host: Ms. K
Date: March 19, 2026
Episode Overview
In this lively and irreverent episode of DaBaddest Radio, Bretman Rock and Ms. K take on a new challenge: a no-holds-barred game of "Would You Rather," guided by guest/producer Ozzy (and junior producer Beej). With their signature unapologetic humor and candid energy, the hosts dish on everything from embarrassing emojis to sex toy store confessions, all while embracing their baddest, boldest selves.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Birthday Banter & Family Oddities
- The episode kicks off with musings about birthdays, leap years, and age quirks in their families, setting a humorous, relatable vibe.
- Quote (A/K.A. Bretman, 00:09): "My golden episode, honestly, because my birthday is the 31st… I give Cupid energy."
- The crew jokes about celebrating birthdays for leap year babies, with hilarious hypothetical implications for buying alcohol and ID checks.
2. Homemade Drink Tasting: Jasmine Tea with Grapes & Yakult
- Ms. K shares a new drink she discovered via a Korean creator: jasmine tea, grapes, and Yakult, drawing excited reactions.
- The segment turns into a sensory review, with feedback on the taste and the struggle with drinking "chunky" grapes through a regular straw.
- Quote (A, 03:34): "Tastes like wine… like white wine. No, taste it from the top. There's like wine energy to it."
3. Updates & OOTDs
- The usual "Tea of the Week" segment is put on ice due to pre-recording, sparking a bit about Bridgerton and plans for trips to Palawan.
- Ms. K pokes fun at Bretman's braids, likening his look to both Wendy’s and Wednesday Addams.
4. Wendy’s & Fast Food Orders
- A spontaneous riff about fast food nostalgia: Wendy’s Biggie Bag, the Baconator, and lettuce wrap hacks.
- Quote (A, 06:37): "I only asked because I wanted to give a moment to Baconator. All lettuce, extra cheese, pop on, like, three lactates."
5. Meet the Crew: Ozzy & Beej
- Ozzy (producer) and Beej (junior in training) are informally interviewed about their history in photography and their connections to the hosts.
Would You Rather Game: Hilarious Hypotheticals
Segment kick-off
- [08:02] – Ozzy introduces the "Would You Rather" game: “So I have a few questions for Brett and Ms. K on certain situations, starting with the question Would you rather...”
- Fourth mic/vibe check as Ozzy and Beej join the fun.
Sample Questions & Key Moments
1. Recently Used Emojis on a Billboard vs. DM Chat History Read Aloud at Christmas
- [12:18]: Hands-down, both choose the emoji billboard, recalling the questionable content of their three-year-old DMs.
- Quote (A, 14:07): "Three years ago, like girl, I was a thot. So it's me probably like ignoring a bunch of nudes."
- Ms. K, 14:16: "That's me harassing men."
2. Spam Dishes for a Year vs. Never Eating Rice Again
- [14:20]: Spirited debate about spam, rice, and Asian identity. Preference: Spam-based dishes; giving up rice is tough but doable.
- Quote (A, 14:59): "Honestly. Yeah. I'm sorry if that makes me lose my Asian card, but there's green tea. You didn't say sticky rice…"
3. Sinigang Pasta or Adobo Pasta?
- [16:48]: Universally, adobo pasta wins ("sinigang pasta" just too weird to imagine).
4. Hands as Giant Tongs vs. Feet as Plungers
- [18:16]: Hilarious arguments ensue—Ms. K wants tongs for hands; Bretman opts for plunger feet and imagines passing unnoticed in long pants.
- Quote (B, 18:49): "Think about the other option. Plungers on your feet!"
5. Losing Control: Ridiculous Bodily Transformations
- [20:01]: They invent their own wild scenario: "Would you rather have all your fingers as dicks or your dick as a hand?" Spirals into raunchy, absurd puns and logistical chaos.
- Quote (A, 20:12): "Like these are all penises."
- Quote (B, 20:33): "Well, you didn't fuck me. I gave you a hand job. You know what I mean?"
6. Eating a Raw Onion Every Morning or Eating Every Meal in a Snorkel Mask
- [22:20]: Onion wins—every time.
- Ms. K, 22:56: "I would do the onion. Easy."
- Confessions about first raw onion encounters.
7. Broadcasting Your Inner Monologue or Wearing Your Last Google Search on a Shirt
- [24:14]: Pragmatic approaches: Ms. K would rather show Google search ("I can always just change it after"); Bretman says neighbors can hear his thoughts, they wouldn't care.
- Deep dive into the phenomenon of inner voices in different languages or even not having an inner monologue ("endophasia").
- Quote (A, 26:36): "In my… brain voice is a lot, like, manlier and deeper."
8. Rush Hour with a Gourmet Chef vs. Five-Minute Commute on a Grumpy Wild Boar
- [30:01]: Most would choose the chef—inventive reasons include fine dining during four hour gridlock.
- Quote (A, 31:06): "That dumbass boar… how does the boar know where to go?"
9. Gecko Narrator vs. Cock-Blocking Rooster
- [32:01]: Everyone picks the magical gecko that narrates their inner life, rather than an interruptive rooster.
Spicy "Would You Rather" Extensions
- [33:20]: Would you rather have your ass as lips, or lips as an ass? Spirals into a tangent about butthole lips, prolapse, and anatomical weirdness.
- Quote (A, 34:09): "You mean white people, I'm kidding. Sorry, white people, you know. You know, you saw the butthole lip coming."
Sex Store Confessions
- The hosts discuss feeling awkward (but ultimately empowered) shopping for sex toys, favorite products (peach straws, coochie cream), and wild sex toy stories.
- Quote (A, 36:57): "You only really need, like, the small, cutesy [douche], unless you're getting fisted. Like, you do not need the industrial size douche."
- Ms. K explains "drool mints" for oral fun: “It makes your mouth watery… Your mouth just keeps watering.” [42:02]
- Raunchy banter about buying for themselves and friends, running into acquaintances at the shop, and how to "own it."
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On letting your inner freak fly:
"You shouldn't be ashamed to go to the sex store." – Ms. K [39:13] - On drool mints:
"You take a mint and it makes your mouth watery… it just like, stops… just salivating." – Ms. K [42:02] - On Lavender Marriages:
"Even if I did have a lavender marriage, my wife would have to peg me. I'm sorry." – Bretman [43:04]
Hack & Product Recommendations
- Ms. K’s Lip Combo:
- Morphe signature lip color (Sweet Tea lip pencil) + Torriden lip essence + Philippine blush = perfect nude lip [43:32]
- Bretman’s Gym Hack:
- Gardening gloves (brand: "Firm Grip") for extra grip and sweat management during kettlebell exercises [44:17]
Closing – Shoutouts & Where to Find the Hosts
- [46:22]: Ms. K plugs @miskaye and DaBaddest Radio on all platforms; Bretman plugs @bretmanrock everywhere.
- [47:01]: "Everyone deserves a great reset."
Timestamps for Key Segments:
- 00:09 Birthday banter & Leap Year talk
- 03:05 Homemade drink tasting & review
- 05:07 Fast food riffs & OOTD jokes
- 09:00 Crew intros: Ozzy & Beej
- 12:18 "Would You Rather" game begins
- 14:20 The rice vs. Spam debate
- 18:16 Tongs for hands/plungers for feet
- 20:01 Raunchy “body part” would-you-rathers
- 22:20 Onion vs. snorkel eating
- 24:14 Broadcasting thoughts vs. Google search on a shirt
- 30:01 Traffic with a chef vs. wild-boar commute
- 32:01 Gecko narrator vs. rooster cockblock
- 36:28 Sex shop confessions & products
- 43:32 Ms. K's lip routine and product recs
- 44:17 Bretman’s gym grip hack
Final Thoughts
This episode is a hilarious free-for-all—overflowing with genuine friendship, real talk, and the kind of "Would You Rather" questions you won't hear anywhere else. The energy is playful, a little raunchy, and always rooted in self-love and humor. If you love Bretman's witticisms, open-hearted candor, and the familial banter of DaBaddest Radio, you’ll find something to laugh about (and maybe even try yourself).
For more, follow @bretmanrock, @miskaye, and @thebaddestradio everywhere. And remember, everyone deserves a great reset—preferably not in four hours of H1 traffic!
