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Bretman Rock
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Ozzy
Hi.
Bretman Rock
Everyone.
The fact that we're not even lit yet.
Ms. K
I know, Kind of crazy. But when I get. We want to get over our segments first and then go in.
Bretman Rock
Should we. No, I feel like we should do our segments lit.
Ms. K
Okay, fine. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
So as you guys know, Ms. K and I are doing our very first lit episodes.
Ms. K
Lip. Meaning we're just gonna be so happy.
Bretman Rock
Yes, we're gonna be af. And obviously with the rules and the regulations here on YouTube, we can't really be doing it on camera. So what should we call it when we, when we take a puff? We should call it a puff.
Ms. K
A puff puff.
Bretman Rock
A puff puff. Let's. Okay, yeah, let's go get our fix. Okay. Yeah, let's touch up. Yes. Okay, so whenever you guys hear those, that means we're gonna go do a little touch up. And I think we should do it every 10 minutes.
Ms. K
Okay. I'm done with that, girl. Five minutes.
Bretman Rock
Okay, I'm going to start now.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
But yeah, this is us sober.
Ms. K
Like we should do.
Bretman Rock
We should do like a sober thing. Yes, this is a sober.
Ms. K
This is a sober. Hi, everyone.
Bretman Rock
Hello.
Ms. K
This is.
Bretman Rock
Before we get. Hi, everyone.
Ms. K
Yes, hi. And then we should be.
Bretman Rock
And then cut to us being lit after this intro. We should go take a little puff, puff. Brb.
Ms. K
Enjoy the intro, you guys.
Bretman Rock
Bretman to Earth. Earth to Bratman. Girl, you already know who it is.
And we're back. All this coughing is giving very much.
Ms. K
Ms. K. It's giving, girl. It's giving. You're getting sick is what it's giving. With the raspy voice.
Bretman Rock
No, it's literally giving Covid 25. Can you believe people are still getting Covid?
Ms. K
I know. Same. I, I, I think it's funny that Peep is still around.
Bretman Rock
Well, I wouldn't say it's funny, but I think it's a little cackling.
Ms. K
That is like a cold now. Yeah, yeah, but before it's like a whole ass pandemic.
Bretman Rock
Well, as you know, I just came from la and you know how my apartment we.
Ms. K
I have like this you're trying to say right now. Do you have Covid?
Bretman Rock
No, no, no, no. I had a Covid scare.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
Okay, so wait. Okay. By the way, you guys, we didn't even address the, the, the fam. We're back. Our first hit of the day. Ms. K and I had this bright idea of like changing our sunglasses every time we go out, but.
Okay, so as I was saying, I was in LA this week. And I was. You know how my apartment is.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
I had my AC at like, 65 degrees.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
But I have the AC unit, like, facing the couch. So when you're sitting on the couch, it's literally heat blowing at you. And I was in la, and you know, as me, when I'm in la, she gets a little liddy at night.
Ms. K
Oh, yes.
Ozzy
Superb.
Bretman Rock
So I had ordered this, like, INDICA that's like 45% THC, and I. Okay, long story short, I feel like I've been saying this story for five minutes now. Long story short, I fell asleep on the couch. Right where the AC hits you with no blanket. I think I had, like a. Like a sheer blanket. Like, like, you know, the one. A throw. A throw blanket.
Ms. K
The one with the whole. The knitted ones. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And I'm sitting there like this. And I woke up with. With, like, the biggest headache of my life. And I thought I had Covid. Because I also, like, every time I would, like, swallow or like.
Ms. K
Oh, it gave me dryness.
Bretman Rock
It hurt to, like, swallow or, like, it just felt like my mouth and body was rejecting it. And like, the walk to my room, which is literally like five steps, was the longest five steps of my life. Like, I could not find my footing. Like, really?
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
And what? I went back to bed. I went back to sleep, and I woke up and I didn't even feel any better. But then I had just realized that, like, oh, I probably fell asleep and the AC was blasting in my face.
Ms. K
And it dried you out for like.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, for five hours. And then I had a bloody nose.
Ms. K
Oh, my God.
Bretman Rock
You know me, girl.
Ms. K
It probably did dry you up.
Bretman Rock
What doesn't kill you make you stronger.
Ms. K
Because the AC is talking about guys, is like, literally, like, you can feel the blow. Like, like your hair would be like, literally. You know what I mean?
Bretman Rock
I woke up, Like, I woke up and it's like, literally, like my face, I think, was blue.
Ms. K
Oh, my gosh.
Bretman Rock
It felt like that way. Oh, my gosh. Girl, I don't know why the freak. I fell asleep.
Ms. K
It's okay.
Bretman Rock
Should we get into our segment?
Ms. K
Yes, we should. Okay.
Bretman Rock
Period.
Ms. K
So do you want me to go first or do you want to go first?
Bretman Rock
You should always go first.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
Ladies should always go first.
Ms. K
The tea of the week is going to be since it is December. Hi, December.
Bretman Rock
Hey, Dee.
Ms. K
Hello. Hello. Okay, so I'm starting the. The holidays off with our refreshing drink. Since last episode, I did kind of like a hot drink. So this one we're gonna do like a ice drink. So I made a cranberry lemon tea with peppermint syrup. Cranberry, Cranberry.
Bretman Rock
Right, right, right.
Ms. K
And then just make sure to, like, just. Just in case all the flavors are out. And I added, like, little, like, frozen cranberries on it just to makes it look like little Christmas ornaments.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Right.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
I don't know if that's hitting because of Lydia or.
Ms. K
It's very refreshing, isn't it?
Bretman Rock
You know those, like, commercials when they take a sip of something and it like.
Ms. K
Yes, girl.
Bretman Rock
This. This literally, like.
That'S how it felt like in my tongue.
Ms. K
Like the peppermint.
Bretman Rock
The peppermint, the tanginess, the bite of that cranberry, like the way it's giving.
Ms. K
We wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas yes, girl, it took me there on the 12 days of Christmas My true love gave to me Miss K. Gave to me a handful of cranberries.
Bretman Rock
Girl. Girl, do you want to taste what you created?
Ms. K
I have one downstairs.
Bretman Rock
You should taste it. Really? I feel like now that you're.
Ms. K
While it marinated.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ms. K
Right?
Bretman Rock
Yeah. Wow.
Ms. K
Right?
Bretman Rock
I feel like you're not going to cough for the rest of the episode.
Ms. K
Oh, my God. I hear a cough coming.
Bretman Rock
Wait, Ozzy, I feel like we should give you a segment every episode.
Ms. K
Yeah, we should.
Bretman Rock
I feel. What kind of segment should we give Ozzy?
Ms. K
We should give you.
Bretman Rock
I. I feel like we should give him, like, the fun fact of the day.
Ms. K
A fun fact of the day?
Bretman Rock
Yeah. Something simple. Yeah.
Ms. K
But wait, I have a really important tea of the week.
Bretman Rock
Oh, tell us the tea of the week.
Ms. K
So the tea of the week is. We have a nominee in our hand of.
Bretman Rock
For what?
Ms. K
Best video of TikTok.
Bretman Rock
Oh, the video of the year.
Ms. K
Video of the year.
Bretman Rock
Well, I guess this is my.
Ms. K
Guess who it is. Guess who it is. Oh, Bretman Rock.
Bretman Rock
Can you cue, like, people screaming.
Ms. K
Oh, my God.
Bretman Rock
Evelyn. Oh, my gosh. It's really just an honor to be nominated. If you guys would like to vote for me, we will leave the voting link in the bio.
Ms. K
When does the voting ends?
Bretman Rock
I don't really know, but I really feel like I'm going to win because losing is really not an option for me.
Ms. K
Ashev, because your videos has been like.
Yes and like, year.
Bretman Rock
Do you have a favorite video of mines this year, Ms. K?
Ms. K
My favorite video. I. It has to be that one video that you did.
Bretman Rock
That one video.
Ms. K
There's so many to pick. I think one has to be like, this is crazy.
No, there's one. The chicken one. The one that I always text you this. I'm like, girly.
Bretman Rock
Yeah. Okay, so the video that Ms. K is talking about is the anxiety.
Ms. K
Is it the anxiety?
Bretman Rock
The anxiety one?
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
Anxiety. And then the chickens follow. Yes, that's the one.
Ms. K
That's so funny.
Bretman Rock
That's the video that's dominated for video of the year. Really? Yeah. I love that he was like, what video? Like, I. And then it's that video.
Ms. K
It's so funny. I always. And I really, like. I don't know if he did that one, but the turtle one was always my all time favorite. The Jurassic turtle.
Bretman Rock
Oh, that was last year.
Ms. K
Yeah, that one was always my favorite.
Bretman Rock
Wait, Ozzy, do you have a favorite video of Bretman?
Ms. K
Yeah. And also adding to that question, what is the first video that you saw of Bretman, if you remember.
Bretman Rock
Oh, my God. Ooh.
Ozzy
I think the first video I saw was you slapping Princess.
Ms. K
Princess. Wow.
Bretman Rock
We'll play the video right here.
Ms. K
Yeah. The one that started it all.
Bretman Rock
Truly.
Ozzy
And then my favorite video is the one of you singing in the rain, period.
Bretman Rock
Oh. Because you were pulling up. That's why we were so fucking late that day. And that was the day that you got your ass whooped.
Ozzy
Yeah. There are many, many things happened that.
Bretman Rock
Day that was an iconic day for you.
Ms. K
Wait, wait, are you talking about the lip sync?
Bretman Rock
The Mariah one? You filmed that shit?
Ms. K
Oh, my God.
Bretman Rock
I feel like we never talked about that. We're too humble.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
Why do I feel like that would have been. That should have been the video of the year?
Ms. K
Honestly, it's because like a lot of your videos that we honestly take, sometimes we do it for fun.
Bretman Rock
And it's always iconic.
Ms. K
Yeah. And it's always the funnest thing to do. And it's always like the ones that like.
Bretman Rock
It was literally the fact that we didn't plan the rain, obviously. And I was like, Ms. K, I really want to do this video. I've been manifesting it. And then you.
Ms. K
I feel like I was just like, okay, let's do it.
Bretman Rock
I posted the behind the scene of you, like, on the. She was literally. What did you have on?
Ms. K
I had like a raincoat on and then I had like a little umbrella on me. And at one point I was like, I gotta get rid of this umbrella because it was getting out of the way.
Bretman Rock
But why is that one your favorite, Ozzy? Because the camera work.
Ms. K
Thank you.
Ozzy
Personal. Because I had to wait outside your house for 30 minutes.
Ms. K
The backstory was that. Was it that day.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
That's why I thought that day. I am so sorry. How long have you waited outside?
Ozzy
I think 30 minutes.
Bretman Rock
Like, the whole time I was in the shower, I thought somebody let him in.
Ms. K
And you know what's so bad?
Ozzy
Kicking my feet.
Ms. K
I was like, with his toe bag. And you know what's so sad? Nikki comes upstairs and goes, I think someone rang the doorbell. And I was like, oh, I think someone got it.
Bretman Rock
And I was in the shower. Like, Ms. K definitely opened the door. So I feel like it's Nick and Cat wasn't here. Yeah, Cat wasn't here, so we can't blame Cat.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
I can't steer this too well, but.
Ms. K
It has a lot of the cranberries. I think I put a little too much cranberries.
Ozzy
Everybody should comment down below what your favorite Bretman video is.
Bretman Rock
Oh, it's been ten minutes.
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Bretman Rock
And we're back.
Ms. K
Sorry.
Bretman Rock
Right, let me grab my cranberry juice.
Ozzy, can you stay there so I can see myself.
Period? Makayla.
Ms. K
Yes?
Bretman Rock
Before we left, you were telling me about how your first time getting lit was.
Ms. K
Yeah. And I was with you.
Bretman Rock
Would you like to share with the class that story? Because I really don't remember.
Ms. K
Okay. So the very first time I ever, ever got stuff was I think. Do you remember the time when you picked me up? I was living at Uncle H's house.
Bretman Rock
Yes.
Ms. K
Back in Eiffel Beach. And you were at like your kapolei house. The trap house, I like to call it.
Bretman Rock
Exactly. Very much.
Ms. K
Yes. And then you picked me up because you were like, I want to go watch Moana.
Bretman Rock
Oh my God. That was your first time.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
Okay, continue.
Ms. K
And then you were like, do you.
Bretman Rock
Want to finish this blurt?
Ms. K
This blur.
Bretman Rock
This blur.
Ms. K
Yeah. Do you want to finish this? I was like, I've never done it before, but sure. And then I took a hit, and then you were like, no, that's not how you do it. You're supposed to.
Take it in, hold it in there for, like, 10 seconds, and then let it out. And I was like, okay. And so I did that, and I was, like, tripping after. And then I got a bowl of, like. And then we went to my job because I used to work at a theater, right?
Bretman Rock
Remember?
Ms. K
And I got a bowl of, like, food, and I finished everything, and I was like, I've never experienced watching a movie like that. Because, girl, why was the wave, like, in my face?
Bretman Rock
It was giving 4D.
Ms. K
Yes. It was like 4D, but, yeah.
Bretman Rock
I like your glasses.
Ms. K
Thank you.
Bretman Rock
What are they?
Ms. K
I don't know. It's yours.
Bretman Rock
I think those are the Gentle Monster ones.
Ms. K
No. Bonnie Clyde.
Bretman Rock
Oh, Bonnie Clyde Piccolo. These are Gentle Monster. There's Swarovski Collection.
Ms. K
Is it the Kim Kardashian one?
Bretman Rock
No.
Ms. K
Did they have a collaboration with Kim Kardashian?
Bretman Rock
I don't really know what that one's from. I think that was just, like, PR vibes.
Ms. K
Oh, was it the Galinda?
Bretman Rock
Which one? This?
Ms. K
Yeah. It came with a scepter. No.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, this was the scepter one. The Swarovski Questos.
Ms. K
I always live for their stuff. Wait, wait. Since we're talking about pr, like, what is your, like, most favorite PR packaging that you've ever received?
Bretman Rock
Because you've had, like, PR packages of all time. I feel like this is very niche, but I remembered when Mac did their very Mac cosmetics shout out to you, girl. Nothing will be more iconic than the Mac cosmetics. Pr. When they sent out every single lip color there ever is or was really, it was the heaviest PR box ever. And they sent every lipstick shade they have.
Ms. K
And you still have.
Bretman Rock
Like, that's literally, like, price, possession vibes. Like, I don't think anyone.
Ms. K
That's a collector's item.
Bretman Rock
I don't think anyone can. Well, there's a lot of people, but, like, I don't think there's a lot of people out there that can say they have every Mac lip shade there ever is. It was.
Ms. K
That is so iconic. I feel like that is so good.
Bretman Rock
Would you say you're like, a baby influencer?
Ms. K
I wouldn't say I'm not influencing nobody.
Bretman Rock
But have you ever gotten pr?
Ms. K
Yes, I've gotten pr.
Bretman Rock
What is your. What is your favorite?
Ms. K
My favorite pr?
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
Would honestly be Honestly, my favorite PR would have to be from the brand called Kent. I think it's from Canada. The eyeglass place. And then they basically sent me my very first Prada glasses.
Bretman Rock
And I was like, I'm jealous. I was like, wow, why have I ever seen this?
Ms. K
I think you did. I wore it in the Philippines.
Bretman Rock
Oh, period.
Ms. K
Also the penis. Yes.
Bretman Rock
We need to go back.
Ms. K
Hi.
Bretman Rock
Hi, Philippines. Hi, home.
Ms. K
I wish you miss me because I miss you. I hope you're doing great.
Bretman Rock
Ozzy. Do you ever go back home to the Philippines? Ozzy's Filipino guys.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
By the way. Oh, my God. Not.
Ms. K
Should we describe Ozzy?
Bretman Rock
Should we describe Ozzy?
Ms. K
Ozzy is currently wearing a white shirt and glasses.
Bretman Rock
Glasses.
Ms. K
You guys, it has a 30 inch hair, girl.
Bretman Rock
No, he has a fresh fade going on.
Ozzy
That's me.
Ms. K
Okay.
Ozzy
I haven't been back to the Philippines since I was 4, 5.
Bretman Rock
What was your favorite memory? Or do you ever remember anything?
Ozzy
I remember because me and my brother's birthdays are really close, so we.
Bretman Rock
Your brother's brothers?
Ms. K
My brother's birthday.
Bretman Rock
Oh. Oh, okay.
Ozzy
So we. We went to celebrate, but I thought it was my birthday, so. Because everybody was celebrating him. Yeah, I had like my moment. I was like in front of the cake and they kind of like pushed me to the side. I'm like, the fuck?
Ms. K
So you had your little.
Ozzy
I was like, I thought it was my birthday, so I started crying.
Ms. K
That's what I was. That was one of your humbling moments as a Leo.
Bretman Rock
That's so valid. Yes.
Ms. K
It's so sad because Is that one of your core memories?
Bretman Rock
Like, I think so. Do you feel like that traumatized you a little bit?
Ozzy
I think so. Because I sometimes when it comes to my birthday, I just like wait for people to be like, happy birthday. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Ozzy, wait, when is your birthday?
Ms. K
Ozzy, when is your birthday?
Bretman Rock
Now we'll never forget it.
Ozzy
April 1st is my birthday.
Ms. K
Wow.
Ozzy
I'm in April Fool's.
Bretman Rock
A baby period. I've never met anyone born on April 1st.
Ms. K
No.
Bretman Rock
Saying I didn't think people were born that day.
Ms. K
I'm gonna be like, hey, Ozzy, happy birthday.
Ozzy
I'm pretty sure everyone's birthday. Someone's born every day.
Bretman Rock
So Aziza.
Bitch I met. Like, I just don't know anyone.
Ozzy
I don't know if anyone's ever.
Bretman Rock
But yeah, I.
Ms. K
No, but. But also that I was like, wait, I thought.
Bretman Rock
I thought no one gives birth that day.
Ozzy
No, that's my birthday. April 1st.
Ms. K
April 1st.
Bretman Rock
At least you start the month, I end the Month.
Ms. K
What is that? An Aries.
Ozzy
Oh, yeah. Aries.
Bretman Rock
O.
Ms. K
We love an Aries. They're the most toxic people. I know. I'm.
Bretman Rock
So what you say is the most green flag about.
Ozzy
Yeah, I think a lot of people say I'm very down to earth, so.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Down to earth. Speaking of down to earth, wink, wink.
Ms. K
Oh, my gosh.
Bretman Rock
Not too much. We spoke. We said too much already.
Ms. K
Oh, sorry.
Bretman Rock
Kiefer, what is your green flag?
Ms. K
My green flag, I think, is that I am very much loyal.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
Yes, very much. If I have your back, I have your back.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, but can you be a fake bitch sometimes?
Ms. K
I can. I can. Which is why it's kind of like my red flag and a green flag. Opposites attract. I feel like.
Bretman Rock
I feel like if you're one, you must be the other as well.
Ms. K
Yes. It's giving. Gemini princess. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. I am a Gemini.
Bretman Rock
That's how I think. Yes, I'm a Gemini. Rising sun.
Ms. K
No moon. Moon.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Period.
Ms. K
My rising is a Leo.
Ozzy
Ooh.
Bretman Rock
As you should.
Ms. K
Honestly, with that hair and a sign is a Virgo.
Bretman Rock
I feel like you haven't given me credit for the hair that I did.
Ms. K
Can we just say thank you to Batman, you guys, in the comments down below about this hair, like how he brought out this natural curls of mines using a steamer. A steamer. You know, the closed steamer.
Bretman Rock
And mousse.
Ms. K
And mousse.
Bretman Rock
Oh, okay.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Boobs is out.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Boost is up. And S is out.
Ms. K
I haven't heard that song in so long.
What other songs that you haven't heard in so long?
Bretman Rock
Girl, I haven't heard in so long for a reason.
Ms. K
I mean, there's like, things that you haven't heard for so long.
Bretman Rock
Like there's a song that I really like back then that's like, baby, there's a shark in the water.
Ms. K
I know that song, and it always.
Bretman Rock
Just takes me back.
Ms. K
Was it like a. Who sang that song?
Ozzy
A queen?
Bretman Rock
I think it's just called Shark in the Water.
Ms. K
Yeah, I remember that song. It was like a one hit wonder kind of moment.
I guess. Who is.
Bretman Rock
I think it. I don't know.
Wait, Ozzy, Who. Who wrote that song? Shark Underwater. It's called Shark.
Song Vibes.
Ms. K
And it's a girl that sings it.
Ozzy
Shark.
Ms. K
She May be blonde.
Ozzy
I think there's a song by Vivi Brown, Shark in the Water.
Ms. K
Can you play it a little bit? Is that okay?
Bretman Rock
Yeah, they can cut it like a little preview. Yes.
Ms. K
Yeah. Baby, there's a shark in the water. Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Bretman Rock
Very bad. Wow.
Ms. K
It's. It's very groovy. It has a groove tone to it.
Bretman Rock
Have you ever heard of that song? No. Oh, girl, I live for that song.
Ms. K
I love. Where did you hear it?
Bretman Rock
I think like T.J. maxx or I think Macy's. Oh, you're looking around. Yeah.
Ms. K
I could just see you in Macy's. Like hearing the song, I literally was.
Bretman Rock
Like, wait, maybe there is shark underwater.
Ms. K
There is.
Bretman Rock
That's literally what I felt at that moment.
Ms. K
Oh, speaking of shark, did you see they. They just found a new green shark?
Bretman Rock
Where?
Ms. K
Underneath the water, of course. Like, they found it like.
No, Ozzy, why?
Bretman Rock
Did that make you laugh?
No, literally.
I think. I don't think it was flying. Like.
Ms. K
No, they found it under a sea, like.
Beneath the sea. It came out of nowhere and it's green.
Ozzy
Oh, period.
Ms. K
It's a green shark, but it's a really old shark. Oh, period.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, it's been 10. Oh my God.
Ms. K
Oh my God.
Bretman Rock
All right.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
With that being said, brb, I feel like it's time for a little touch up.
Ms. K
Why would you swallow that hard?
I didn't even. Why would you swallow like that?
Ozzy
I'll tell you right now.
Ms. K
Everyone heard it. I got pressured because you asked me a question and I was like in the middle.
Bretman Rock
I hate it. I did it.
Ew.
Ms. K
That was deep. That was deep. It was underneath the Adam's apple, girl.
Oh my God.
Bretman Rock
And we're back just like that. Hi, Ms. K. What glasses are you wearing? I don't know, period.
I'm wearing these Jacques Mousse sunglasses that I got when he did a fashion show here.
Ms. K
And my hat, it looks like goggles, right? Is that what it's supposed to look like?
Bretman Rock
Yes.
Ms. K
That's so cute.
Bretman Rock
And my hat is from TAV in Kamukana.
Ms. K
So cute, right?
Bretman Rock
I love my hat.
Ms. K
It looks like. It literally looks like you're about to go to the beach.
Bretman Rock
Yes. I love my little outfit today.
Ms. K
It goes with the vibe.
Bretman Rock
Yes. With my rocket. Ahuna. Okay. Anyways, do you have any Questions for me, Ms. K?
Ms. K
No, but I was thinking, should we play a game of what? Have you ever seen those, like, are you smarter than the fake grader questions?
Bretman Rock
Yes. Yes. Okay. Should we have Ozzy ask us these questions? Yeah, should. Do you think we should have. Do you think we should have prepared Aussie?
Ms. K
I am so sorry. It was on the spot.
Bretman Rock
We really just be like, do you want to jump off a plane?
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Is that okay? Ozzy?
Ms. K
Hit us. I'm just kidding.
Bretman Rock
All right, question one.
Ms. K
Where is it?
Bretman Rock
Hello. Okay. While Ozzy's taking that, and I feel like my outfit wants to talk about vacation.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
Where was your favorite vacation place that I ever, ever took you?
Ms. K
Honestly, a vacation place. Top two.
Bretman Rock
Top one.
Ms. K
Top one. The Philippines.
Bretman Rock
But I think, oh, I really like Siquijor.
Ms. K
I like how it was very quiet. Yes. And, like, everything was just, like, fun. Fun also, but, like, I always talk about the Philippines, but one another place that you took me that I thought it was really cool and, like, exciting. And I always talk about it. Sweden.
Bretman Rock
O. Sweden was cutesy.
Ms. K
I loved Sweden. I love Sweden.
Bretman Rock
Was honestly, surprisingly very fun. And, like, I love how colorful it was and clean.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And the food was very nice.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Is there any Swedish or Sweden people that watches us? Let us know down below.
Ms. K
How do you.
Bretman Rock
We should have a f. How do.
Ms. K
You say hello again?
Ozzy
Do you want me to look that up, too?
Ms. K
Is it hello in what?
Ozzy
Swedish?
Bretman Rock
In Swedish. How do you say hello?
Ms. K
Hello.
Ozzy
This is hey.
Bretman Rock
Hey, hey, Period. All right, Ozzy, do you have questions for us?
Ozzy
I do. How do you guys want to do it? Like, first to answer or just go back and forth?
Bretman Rock
I feel like first. I feel like this is giving teamwork. Let's just see if we even know.
This is giving very much. Two girls, one brain cell.
Ms. K
Because I don't think I was paying attention on fifth grade. Like, fifth grade was like a blur to me.
Bretman Rock
Oh, I love fifth grade.
Ms. K
What was your favorite part about fifth grade?
Bretman Rock
I would like to say fifth grade was I had Ms. LaBabe and Mr. Monroe. They were my English and math teachers, and they were really cool.
Ms. K
I know. I know that they're like, one of your favorite teachers because you always talk about Ms. Lubave.
Bretman Rock
Ms. Lebabe. I love her. Ms. Almanza. Love her.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
Ms. Silva. Love her. I love everybody that taught me.
Ms. K
Really? And it created you.
Bretman Rock
No, literally, like, I didn't have any one teacher that I didn't like.
Ms. K
Hello.
Bretman Rock
Except, like, the ones that weren't even my teacher, which I will not talk about on here, because why would I.
Ms. K
I had one teacher that I disliked, and she taught biology. That's all you needed to know.
Bretman Rock
Famous biology.
Ms. K
Yes. Yeah.
Ozzy
Okay, first question.
Bretman Rock
Oh, it's starting. Oh, my God, my brain hurts already.
Ozzy
I feel like this should be easy. Let's start off easy since you guys are kind of lit.
Ms. K
What do you mean?
Bretman Rock
That's crazy.
Ms. K
I don't know.
Ozzy
What's the name of the closest star to Earth.
Ms. K
Moon.
Bretman Rock
The closest star to Earth.
Ms. K
Moon is a star.
Bretman Rock
No, that's a moon is a star. Is it?
Ms. K
It's not a planet.
Bretman Rock
That is kind of right.
Ozzy
It's a moon.
Bretman Rock
A moon is a moon, though.
I hate how you. I hate how you always convince me. Bitch. Like, I'm done with your shenanigans. Is it a number.
Or is it a name?
Ozzy
It's a name, and you guys are thinking too hard on it.
Ms. K
The closest star.
Bretman Rock
The sun.
Ozzy
Correct.
Miss Camera. Say the moon, though.
Bretman Rock
I'm like.
I feel like this should have been a game. I can't believe I'm playing with her as a team.
Ms. K
Okay, next question.
Ozzy
It's like, Ms. Can I change my partner?
Bretman Rock
No. Literally, no.
Ms. K
We're good partners.
Bretman Rock
You gotta consult me before you ask.
Ms. K
Okay. Okay. Sorry.
Ozzy
Okay, next question is which ocean is the biggest Pacific? Correct.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Right. Yeah.
Ozzy
Let's just forget the first question.
Ms. K
We're on it.
Ozzy
Okay, next question. What's the freezing point of water in Celsius?
Bretman Rock
In Celsius.
Ms. K
I know. If you convert that, it's 20 degrees lower.
Bretman Rock
I think it's in the negative.
Ms. K
So zero.
Bretman Rock
I think it's zero.
Ms. K
It's zero.
Bretman Rock
I think it's negative four.
Ms. K
Freezing point is zero.
Bretman Rock
Okay, then. Is that it?
Ms. K
Is it zero?
Bretman Rock
Celsius?
Ozzy
Correct.
Bretman Rock
You ate that?
Ms. K
That was on you.
Bretman Rock
That was on you. Okay.
Ms. K
What is the way I know that.
Ozzy
What is the largest mammal on Earth?
Bretman Rock
A mammal? Is it an elephant? I like to think about the blue whale.
Ms. K
A whale.
Bretman Rock
Just a whale. Yeah.
Ms. K
Because mammal gives birth to like actual. Is this mammal animals right in the.
Bretman Rock
Ocean or in land?
Ozzy
You guys want me to give you hints or.
Bretman Rock
No.
Ms. K
No.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
It can't be the elephant.
Bretman Rock
A whale. The great whale. A great whale.
Ozzy
I'm gonna say that you guys already said the answer. Just gotta choose.
Ms. K
An elephant. A whale.
Bretman Rock
A whale. Okay, go.
Ms. K
I feel like a whale.
Ozzy
Do you want to be specific on what kind of whale?
Bretman Rock
A great white.
Ms. K
Ahambakw.
Bretman Rock
No, it's not that.
Ms. K
Yes. Moby Dick.
Ozzy
I'm gonna say Brett already said it.
Bretman Rock
I see. Oh, my God.
Ms. K
The great white. Well, no. What?
Bretman Rock
It was the ones but two before that. The great white whale.
Wait, I. I literally. I know this because they. There's a lot in the Philippines.
Ms. K
Well, shark.
Bretman Rock
A great. Oh, wait, no. Well.
I literally said it earlier. I literally said it earlier.
Ms. K
Well, well.
Ozzy
Oh, well, I'm just gonna give you guys the point, but the answer is the blue whale.
Ms. K
The blue.
Bretman Rock
The way. I never even said that.
Ms. K
No, you really didn't.
Ozzy
Say it.
Bretman Rock
Oh, the blue whale.
Ms. K
The big blue whale.
Bretman Rock
Will you please rewind it when I said it?
Ozzy
Okay, next question is, what is the largest organ in the human body?
Bretman Rock
Largest organ in the human body?
Ms. K
Muscle.
Bretman Rock
Stop. Skin.
Ms. K
No, it's just not an organ.
Bretman Rock
Oh.
Ozzy
You gotta let me know if you're locking it in.
Ms. K
Skin and organ.
Bretman Rock
I think that's a body part, but I don't know if it's an organ. If it's not skin, then it would be the liver.
Ms. K
Maybe bones.
Bretman Rock
Bones is not an organ.
Ms. K
What is it?
Bretman Rock
It's a bone.
Ms. K
Is that. It's like an own category. Is it lungs?
Bretman Rock
I think it's the liver.
Ms. K
No, intestine.
Bretman Rock
Okay, intestine. I.
Ms. K
Relax. I mean, it is the longest. If you stretch that shit out.
Bretman Rock
Is it the intestine?
Ozzy
No, it's actually the skin. So you are current.
Ms. K
Right. What is the definition of an organ?
I thought it was inside.
Bretman Rock
No. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. That's what I said, intestine. Because that time. That seems right.
Ms. K
Right.
Ozzy
So an organ is defined as a group of two or more different tissues that work together to perform a specific essential function or set of functions for the body.
Bretman Rock
Six. Seven.
Ozzy
Yeah.
Ms. K
So what? Two helps.
Ozzy
Skin just kind of like the cells joining together.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ozzy
To protect your muscle.
Bretman Rock
Well, I feel like we should get half a point for that because I literally said you did, but you never.
Ozzy
Locked it in, so. I didn't.
Bretman Rock
Okay, well, we never locked.
But you would cut off.
Ms. K
I didn't know we had to lock.
Bretman Rock
In answers if we said it already. Just say we got it. Okay.
Ozzy
Sorry. I'm just following the rules that we.
Bretman Rock
Didn'T make up yet.
Ozzy
Okay. This one's a trick. One I didn't even know. This one, too. But what is the only food that never spoils?
Bretman Rock
Only food that never spoils.
Ms. K
What if the. What is the only food that never spoils? The rotten food?
Bretman Rock
The only food that never spoils.
Ms. K
Vegetables.
Bretman Rock
Is it.
Ms. K
Is it a type of food? Like a category?
Ozzy
It's sweet honey. Yep.
Bretman Rock
Well, I just felt the vibry, I guess.
Ms. K
Wow.
Bretman Rock
I felt like. Because like a honey, they don't always have an expiration date on the thing.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
And if they do have an expiration date, it's fake honey. That's what I learned.
Ms. K
This is added sugar. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Right. Wow. Okay.
Ms. K
Okay.
Ozzy
What is the longest river in the world?
Bretman Rock
Moon River.
Ms. K
I would like to say Mississippi. No, no girl in the world.
Bretman Rock
Oh.
Ms. K
Red Sea, I think. No, that's not a river. That's a Sea. It's in the name.
Bretman Rock
Red Sea River.
Ms. K
Oh, yeah, it's Red Sea. A river or sea.
Bretman Rock
Is it in America?
Ozzy
No.
Ms. K
Is it in Egypt?
Bretman Rock
Denial.
Ms. K
Yes, I was gonna say that.
Yay.
Right, Right, right, right, right, right.
Ozzy
How many questions am I asking until.
Bretman Rock
The time is up?
Ozzy
Okay, we got, like, one more minute.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
Okay. That's like, two more questions. I feel like.
Ozzy
Well, we'll see how far it goes. Oh, how many colors are there in the rainbow?
Bretman Rock
Roygy Bev. Roy R.
Why? Six, six, seven. Seven.
Why the did you answer?
Ms. K
I didn't lock in. I was seven.
Ozzy
It is seven, though.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
I didn't count Indigo. I just went to bv.
Bretman Rock
Right.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
Because sometimes Indigo and Burpo, where they just be.
Ms. K
Yeah. Together.
Bretman Rock
Where do we cross the line here? Yeah.
Ms. K
I thought Indigo was like another language.
Bretman Rock
Did you guys see that photo and video of me with the rainbow?
Ms. K
Yes, I did.
Bretman Rock
Can you believe.
Ms. K
I know. You know, I had to explain to someone how rainbows are made, period.
Bretman Rock
How did you explain it to them, Ms. Kayleigh?
Ms. K
It's when, you know the clouds that carries the water up in the air, bitch.
Bretman Rock
Duh.
Ms. K
So when they start raining. And then you have the sun. So it wants the sun.
Bretman Rock
It's the reflections of. Just say it's the fucking reflection of the raindrops, I guess, with the sun.
Ms. K
Yeah. I was like, the rain goes onto the water.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
And then it creates, like, the rainbow. And I was like. And you can create this by going with getting a hose and putting it on mist. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Like, bitches really don't be getting it these days.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Ozzy
I'll let you guys choose a category. So there's history, math, science, grammar and spelling. Or geography. Which one do you guys want?
Ms. K
I like to do spelling.
Bretman Rock
History.
Ms. K
Okay.
Ozzy
Okay. We'll do one grammar and spelling and one history then.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
Hit me.
Ozzy
Oh, how do you spell receive?
Ms. K
Receive. Like you're giving.
Bretman Rock
Can you please use it in a sentence?
Ms. K
Have you received this?
Ozzy
Receive?
Ms. K
Like, do you receive or do you give?
Bretman Rock
If you don't.
Ozzy
Did you receive my text about.
Ms. K
Oh, easy. R E C I, E V E. Oh, my God.
Ozzy
Brett, your turn.
Bretman Rock
Oh, I thought it was a team word. Receive. R E, C E I V, E. Correct.
Ms. K
Oh, wow.
Bretman Rock
You said CI.
Ms. K
I know you had the I. Yeah, Yeah. I wanted to give you, like, a chance, you know?
Bretman Rock
You know me. I be needing the chances these days.
Ozzy
History. Give me a second.
Ms. K
I love history.
Bretman Rock
What about, why is it always his story, never her story?
Ozzy
Okay, let's choose her story. Who was the first woman.
Ms. K
No, honestly.
Ozzy
To fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.
Bretman Rock
Earhart. Duh. Oh, my God.
Ms. K
So easy. And did you know that they. I. They might have found her body? Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Where was it?
Ms. K
In the. In a ocean. Floating.
Bretman Rock
After all these years? Yes.
Ms. K
No, they found it in the. It's like underneath the ocean. It's like on a radar and it was a plane.
Ozzy
Who was the first female justice on the U. S. Supreme court?
Bretman Rock
Wonder woman. RGK RG Yeah. RDK RDJ who's that.
Ms. K
In a queen herself.
Bretman Rock
No, she's a white girl. Well, who is it? I don't know this one.
Ozzy
Sandra Day o' Connor is what I'm reading.
Bretman Rock
Oh, Sandra Dale Connor.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Ozzy
Okay, I think it's time for a touch up.
Bretman Rock
How long has it been, you guys?
Ms. K
The touch up is like a 30 minute walk.
Bretman Rock
And we're back.
Ms. K
Hi.
Bretman Rock
Hi.
Hi, everyone.
Ms. K
We're giving.
I want to be together forever. No, to be together. I'll be there and you'll be here. No, I was thinking, like. Cause I am the only girl in the world. If I was your lucky girl.
If I was a rich boy.
Bretman Rock
If I was a rich girl.
Ms. K
And I love all the money in the world.
Bretman Rock
If I was a wealthy girl.
Ms. K
I love how I look right now.
Bretman Rock
Same.
Ms. K
It's giving like.
Bretman Rock
I feel like Te Fiti's little brother. Honestly.
Ms. K
This right here, right, that's you. That's you. And then I'm up. I'm. This right here?
Bretman Rock
Yeah. You're like the water.
Ms. K
Yes. The forest, the sisters. You know how, like, Pele has a sister.
Bretman Rock
Ozzy, can you take a picture of us from your view, please?
Ms. K
I would honestly wear this out.
Bretman Rock
Honestly. Yeah. Why are we so creative when we're honestly.
Right. So as we were saying, we had asked Ozzy if he could bring us some jeopardy. Questions. Is it jeopardy or is it family? I'm so sorry.
Ms. K
Just because the history question got me a little excited, I'm not gonna lie.
Bretman Rock
Right. So why didn't you pick history?
Ms. K
I. I thought.
Bretman Rock
I thought it was gonna be your.
Ms. K
Yeah, but it's okay.
Bretman Rock
It's okay.
Ms. K
No, it's just like, you know, she.
Bretman Rock
Got your mind going.
Ms. K
Yeah, it's stimulating my mind.
Ozzy
Okay, first one I checked. Buzzfeed. Like buzzfeed. And there's another somebody that questioned 100 people or circle.
Okay, so if a man plays this instrument, he's probably good at making love.
Bretman Rock
Ukulele.
Ms. K
And there's eight answers.
Ozzy
Eight answers.
Bretman Rock
Okay, eight.
Ms. K
Should we treat it like a. Where if we say something, it's wrong.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
As soon as we lock it in and we have three verses.
Ozzy
Yeah.
Ms. K
Right.
Ozzy
Yep.
Ms. K
Okay.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Okay. Do we take turns? Yeah. Okay.
Ms. K
No, we can, like.
Bretman Rock
Okay, I'll go with guitar.
Ozzy
Guitar is the number one answer.
Bretman Rock
Of course you would know that.
Ms. K
I would like to say piano.
Ozzy
Piano is the second.
Bretman Rock
Is giving one, too.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
So there's eight answers. I would like to say the trombone.
Ozzy
Because it's a lot.
Ms. K
Trombone.
Bretman Rock
Oh, wait, no, I'm saxophone. I'm sorry. I meant saxophone.
Ms. K
What is a trombone?
Bretman Rock
I mean a saxophone.
Ozzy
Saxophone. Saxophone is number four on the board.
Bretman Rock
Like, my favorite number. Sorry, that's me.
Ms. K
We all know whoever plays this instrument are the Czech magnets of the group, the drummers.
Ozzy
Drummer is number three on the board.
Bretman Rock
1, 2, 3, 4. Is giving that are the next four niche instruments.
Ozzy
They're pretty out there. Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ozzy
I would say they're pretty still, like, popular in the realm of instruments.
Bretman Rock
Violin.
Ozzy
Violin is number five.
Bretman Rock
Oh, my God.
Ms. K
Oh, my God. I'm getting scared.
Ozzy
So three more. You guys still have three strikes, so you guys are good.
Ms. K
Island. What other instrument?
Ozzy
How about.
Just go first thing off her mind?
Ms. K
Saxophone.
Ozzy
We did that already.
Ms. K
Oh, Clarinet or flute?
Ozzy
Flute is number six on the board.
Bretman Rock
Seven and eight. Oh, my God. We're, like, too good. Yes.
Ms. K
So we have one more Eight. Eight. Eight.
Bretman Rock
No, we just have seven and eight.
Ozzy
Yeah. Seven. Eight.
Ms. K
Oh.
Bretman Rock
I would like to go ahead and say maybe something along the lines of maybe. What other? The triangle.
Ozzy
No.
Ms. K
Okay.
So watch. Strike.
Ozzy
You guys want, like, a hint for the tour? Okay, so one is a really loud instrument, and the other one is, like, a very gentle type of instrument.
Ms. K
A loud instrument.
Bretman Rock
I would.
Ms. K
I would say, like. What is that called?
Bretman Rock
Harmonica. Oh, that could be harmonica. That could be the eighth.
Ms. K
Is that.
Bretman Rock
That could be it. Because that could be the silent white one. It's. Say it.
Ms. K
Harmonica is.
Ozzy
Harmonica is not on the board.
Ms. K
We can't get another wrong.
Bretman Rock
I would say something about it.
Ms. K
Think about it.
Bretman Rock
I would say something along the lines.
Ms. K
Something gentle and something loud.
Ozzy
All this. All this work is gonna go to waste.
Ms. K
Is that even.
Ozzy
Okay, I'll give you one more hint. So one is a string instrument.
The other is a brass instrument.
Bretman Rock
A bass.
Ms. K
Brass.
Ozzy
Brass.
Ms. K
No.
Bretman Rock
It has to be the ones that's like.
Kiefer, you was in Band Girl. It was the last for, like, three days. I don't care.
Ms. K
You should know the loudest one was always tuba.
Bretman Rock
It has to be tuba. Then.
Ozzy
I wouldn't say loudest. I would just say it's a loud Instrument.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
A loud.
Bretman Rock
Okay, so that's not.
Ms. K
It's singing like an instrument.
Bretman Rock
No. Well, that's a string. I said violin.
Ms. K
I said bass. Like, you know, the guitar. Did you say guitar?
Ozzy
I'll give you guys the motions. That way we can do, like, the other questions. But this is seven.
Bretman Rock
Oh. Period.
Ms. K
Oh, what is that?
Bretman Rock
A harpist?
Ozzy
Yeah, harp. Yep. Seven. And then harpists.
Ms. K
A clarinet.
Bretman Rock
Trombone.
Ozzy
This is trombone. Oh, a trumpet. It's the eighth one.
Bretman Rock
Isn't that a. Okay, well, whatever. Next. We suck. You whore.
Ms. K
Give it to the next family. Give it to the next.
Bretman Rock
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Ozzy
Okay, this one's kind of easy. So this one has four. Name something you turn on to relax after work.
Ms. K
TV. I would say TV. Okay. Go TV.
Ozzy
TV is number one.
Bretman Rock
Okay. My iPad. Phone.
Ozzy
Phone is number three.
Bretman Rock
Okay.
Ms. K
I would say AC air conditioner.
Ozzy
That would actually be a good one. It's not on the board, though.
Bretman Rock
Oh, my God.
Ms. K
Car turn on.
Bretman Rock
I can't wait to go home after work.
Ozzy
That's actually a creative answer. That's not on the board, though.
Ms. K
What the. What the.
Bretman Rock
How are you gonna. How are you gonna get the home to turn on your tv?
Ozzy
Don't be mad at me. Just be mad at the hundred people that they ask.
Ms. K
Okay, wait, can you repeat the question, please?
Ozzy
So name.
Bretman Rock
That's crazy.
Ozzy
Name something you turn on to relax after work. So you guys already said tv. That was number one. And then you guys said iPad or phone. That's number three. So you have number two and number four.
Bretman Rock
Gaming console.
Ozzy
You guys have two strikes as well. So this would be the last one if you had.
Bretman Rock
Oh, it's your turn. Anyway.
Ms. K
I would like to say.
Ozzy
I would say let's think about when you actually get home. Like, what's the. What are the things that you guys turn on to relax?
Ms. K
I would like to say radio.
Ozzy
Radio is actually number two on the board.
Bretman Rock
She just would like to say.
Ms. K
Don't it up.
You got this.
Bretman Rock
How many answers is there? Just five.
Ozzy
There's one more.
Ms. K
One more.
Ozzy
So you guys said tv. You guys said phone. Radio. This is number four.
Bretman Rock
After work, I would like to turn on my.
Ms. K
I would like to say massage chair.
Ozzy
But girl, just think about, like, a long day at work.
Ms. K
Fan.
Ozzy
You're sweaty. You feel dirty.
Bretman Rock
A fan. Shower. Turn on the shower to relax.
Ms. K
Shower.
Ozzy
Shower, and bath are number four.
Ms. K
I'm so happy.
Ozzy
Okay, you guys ready for the next one?
Ms. K
Duh.
Ozzy
Okay, so we're going to hearken back to the last episode, but 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 6 answers on the board. Name a reason you might not respond to a text.
Bretman Rock
A reason I might not. I'm busy.
Ozzy
As busy, busy as would be number one on the board.
Bretman Rock
Right? You know me. I'm Always gonna be number one.
Ms. K
I would like to say sleeping. I'm sleeping.
Ozzy
Sleeping is number two on the board.
Bretman Rock
I would just like to say that maybe I'm working at the moment.
Ozzy
So they put busy work and school.
Bretman Rock
Okay, so work.
Ms. K
So it doesn't count.
Ozzy
Doesn't count.
Bretman Rock
It's still okay, so that doesn't count.
Ms. K
Yeah, that's.
Bretman Rock
Yeah, I'm sleep. Not sleep while sleeping, not working slash busy. I'm driving.
Ozzy
Driving is number five on the board.
Bretman Rock
Wow.
Ms. K
My phone is dead.
Ozzy
Phone is dead. Is not on the board.
Ms. K
Wow.
Bretman Rock
No, that should have been. Yeah, I was at school, so school is.
Ozzy
So it's busy. Work and school.
Bretman Rock
Oh, I was.
Ms. K
She said, I will. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I will say number one.
Bretman Rock
I just. I just realized why Ozzy said nudge, nudge, wink, wink to last episode. Because maybe I was driving.
Ozzy
Yeah, but you already said driving.
He literally just said driving.
Ms. K
Last answer. Oh, D.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Driving.
Ozzy
This was also like a very. They just asked like a hundred people like, this is. Someone else did it. So it's not like a maybe.
Bretman Rock
Maybe I was just avoiding you.
Ozzy
That is number three.
Bretman Rock
Wow, that's a very strange. I'm like, bitch, I don't want to.
Ms. K
Fucking talk to you over thinking about this.
Bretman Rock
The fuck. I don't want to fucking talk to you.
Ozzy
So you have two more answers and you have one strike.
Ms. K
It's avoiding with ghosting.
Ozzy
But I would say avoiding is kind of like you. You dislike the person. So same as what Brett just said.
Ms. K
What was our answers again? Sorry.
Ozzy
So so far you guys said busy slash work, slash school. Sleeping Slash slash sleeping, Driving. And then you just don't like the person. Dislike the person.
Bretman Rock
So how many more answers?
Ozzy
Two more answers.
Ms. K
They're pretty.
Ozzy
Yeah, I don't know.
Ms. K
I'm showering.
Ozzy
No, sharing is not on the board. So that's too strong.
Bretman Rock
Maybe I was.
Maybe I was just filming my podcast.
I was watching a movie. No, no, that's not my answer. Maybe I was so kind of just.
Ozzy
Think, like, why would you not respond to a text?
Ms. K
Having dinner.
Bretman Rock
I was thinking about what to say.
Ozzy
That is the sixth answer. So you got that one.
Ms. K
What's the answer?
Ozzy
So deciding to like, deciding what your response is gonna be.
Bretman Rock
Wow.
I'm like, maybe I don't know what to say yet.
Ozzy
Maybe you don't know.
Bretman Rock
Or maybe you do know.
Ozzy
What is the last. Yeah, one more.
Ms. K
I would like to pass.
I don't know. Can you repeat the question?
Ozzy
Name a reason you might not respond to a text.
Ms. K
I forgot.
Ozzy
You forgot is the fourth answer.
It was a lot more practical.
Bretman Rock
We ate that.
Ms. K
We ate that. Yes. I always forget to text. Why don't you say that? Right.
Ozzy
So speaking on forgetting things, name something you never leave home without. So you have four answers on the board.
Bretman Rock
My wallet.
Ozzy
Wallet is number three on the board.
Ms. K
Your keys.
Ozzy
Your keys is number two on the board.
Bretman Rock
My phone. Duh.
Ozzy
Your phone is number one on the board.
Ms. K
Your car.
Ozzy
Your car is not on the board.
Bretman Rock
Lip gloss.
Ozzy
Your lip gloss is not on the board. You have one more strike.
Ms. K
Bag?
Bretman Rock
No.
Ozzy
You sure?
Ms. K
Wait, what else?
Ozzy
Well, it's something the three of us are wearing.
Bretman Rock
My glasses.
Ozzy
Glasses is number four on the board?
Ms. K
I was gonna say wig. I'm not gonna lie.
Bretman Rock
Something on our head. Yeah.
I'm like socks.
Ozzy
Okay, let's do. How many more do you want?
Ms. K
Glasses.
Bretman Rock
Let's do maybe two more.
Ozzy
Two more. Okay, let me go back to the Buzzfeed. 1.
Okay, so this one is three answers on the board. So this might be either too easy or too hard. Name a crime that some people probably commit every day.
Bretman Rock
Every day.
Ozzy
Every day.
Bretman Rock
How many answers?
Ozzy
Three answers on the board.
Ms. K
I would say stealing.
Ozzy
Stealing is not on the board.
Bretman Rock
Every day.
Ms. K
Speeding.
Ozzy
Speeding is number one on the board.
Bretman Rock
Kiefer, you already made us lose a thing.
Ms. K
No, we won.
Bretman Rock
How many ANSWERS Is this?
Ms. K
Three. Three.
Bretman Rock
Stealing.
Ms. K
I mean, speeding.
Ozzy
Speeding.
Ms. K
It's not crime.
Bretman Rock
Crossing J1. That's not crime.
Ms. K
Parking tickets.
Ozzy
Parking is not on the board.
Ms. K
What?
Ozzy
I said parking is not.
I'm gonna give it so just that we can move on.
Ms. K
But murder.
Bretman Rock
Not just so we can move on.
Ms. K
Okay, murder.
Bretman Rock
We have one more. Murder is not.
Ms. K
Yes. If you think about it, there's always.
Ozzy
Murdered the common people. What common people, like would usually commit stealing?
Ms. K
Everyone's.
Bretman Rock
You already said that.
Ms. K
I know.
Ozzy
You want to point for something you guys already said.
Ms. K
What?
Ozzy
Jaywalking. Okay, so jaywalking is up on the board. You have one more.
One more. So you have two strikes. You guys said speeding, jaywalking. One more answer. I would say it's something people don't realize is a crime, but they do anyway. And it's something. I don't know how else to explain it.
Ms. K
What does it start with? L. Lying. Lounging.
Bretman Rock
Loitering. Littering.
Ozzy
Littering is the third answer on the period.
Bretman Rock
Lounging.
Ozzy
Because you have to pay a fine for it.
Bretman Rock
Okay, last one.
Ozzy
Okay, last.
Ms. K
Wow, that got my head, like, hurting. I'm not gonna lie.
Ozzy
1, 2, 3, 4. 7. This one has seven answers.
Ms. K
I feel like we Would win family.
Ozzy
Name an occupation in which you trust a woman more than a man.
Bretman Rock
Kind of everything. Therapist.
Ms. K
They're.
Ozzy
What kind of therapist?
Bretman Rock
Just a mental therapist.
Ozzy
Okay, I'm gonna.
Bretman Rock
Physical therapist.
Ozzy
It says massage therapist, so I'm just.
Bretman Rock
Okay, well, give me the point.
Ozzy
Yeah, I'll give you the point.
Ms. K
What about. What about.
Bretman Rock
Oh, okay. Not him giving me the point.
Ms. K
Wow.
Bretman Rock
So you want this green tooth.
Ozzy
How about teaching teacher is number five on the board?
Bretman Rock
What was the question again?
Ozzy
Name an occupation in which you trust a woman more than a man.
Bretman Rock
Pediatrician. Obgyn.
Ozzy
So like a.
Ms. K
Like a baby.
Bretman Rock
Like a baby doctor, pediatrician, or just.
Ozzy
A doctor in general?
Ms. K
A doctor.
Ozzy
I'll give you doctor. So doctor is number two on the board.
Bretman Rock
Girl, you knew I meant doctor.
Ozzy
How about it's a four more. A babysitter, nanny, daycare is on the board.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
How many more answers?
Ozzy
Two, three more.
Bretman Rock
Oh, what about if she was my mother?
Ozzy
As an occupation?
Bretman Rock
No.
Ms. K
Birth giver.
Bretman Rock
Birth giver.
Ozzy
So think about, like, things in, like, for yourself. You would trust a woman to do more than a guy.
Ms. K
Oh, cosmetology wise. Like hair.
Ozzy
Hair like a beauty tissue. Yes. That's number three on the board.
Ms. K
What are we missing?
Bretman Rock
What numbers?
Ozzy
You're missing the number one answer on the board and the seventh answer on the. A lawyer or six answers. I'll say. Yeah, because it's kind of like a politician. Because you have to be a lawyer too. Be a politician. Is a politician the politicians on there? Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Wow.
Ms. K
I love that.
Bretman Rock
I love that.
Ms. K
What about entertainment?
Ozzy
Is that your answer?
Ms. K
Yeah, that's a wide, like an act. Wide range, though.
Ozzy
That's not on the.
Ms. K
Like a singer.
Bretman Rock
How many X do you do?
Ozzy
That was your first one. But just think about, like a chef. Chef is not on the board. This is the number one answer, Right? Someone that you would see kind of regularly.
You see this person more than the other person that you mentioned earlier.
Ms. K
Dentist, neighbor.
Ozzy
You guys want one more hint?
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ozzy
Think.
Filipino.
An occupation. Nurse is number one on the board.
Bretman Rock
Not big Filipino. Lol.
Ms. K
What is an occupation?
Ozzy
A job.
Ms. K
Good to know.
Bretman Rock
I always thought a nurse was a career.
Ozzy
That's the same occupation. A career. A job.
Bretman Rock
Well, should we end the episode? Yeah, we should.
Ms. K
You look like you're chilling.
Ozzy
Girl.
Ms. K
Girl.
Bretman Rock
I'm literally like, lounge. Lounge. I'm literally loitering right now.
Ms. K
Someone called 91 1.
Bretman Rock
Can you even hear me when I'm all the way this far back?
Ozzy
Kind of, sort of, yeah.
Bretman Rock
Not kind of sort of, yeah, sort.
Ozzy
Of, kind of, yeah.
Bretman Rock
You're like, most likely.
Ozzy
Yeah, sort of. Kinda.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Ms. K.
Ms. K
Yes.
Bretman Rock
What are your thoughts of this lit episode?
Ms. K
I kind of live. I kind of live for the highs and lows.
Bretman Rock
Right.
Ms. K
And the adventureness of it all.
Bretman Rock
Should we do face mask after this? We should. While we wait for Nikki to come over.
Ms. K
Yeah. Also, also, like, I love how, like, what is this called? Like, when it's like, very much random, spontaneous.
Bretman Rock
Okay. Did you slip that in?
Ms. K
As you can see, I've been trying to, like, improve on my vocabulary lately. Just because.
Bretman Rock
Subtle. Because you've been subtly doing. You've been subtly doing it.
Ms. K
Yes. And also, like, I don't want to be that girl that only has, like, very minimal vocabulary words nowadays.
So I would like to start by saying we should get on with the ending. Ending.
Bretman Rock
And we should do product of the day.
Would you like to go first?
Ms. K
Yes. Oh, my God, My boo.
Okay, so my product of the day is not quite this product, but it's the same product by the same brand. Yeah, but it's different. So this is the evening. Eve New York, I think Eve New York Main Magic 10 in one primer for fine hair. But I have the Stronghold Thick and volume one. And oh, my gosh, you guys, that one I live by. I love everything that, like, I've been into this kind of products where, like, I hate products when my hair is dry and you're adding on it because it gives me flaky, like, scalps. Yeah. So I've been loving, like, the whole, like, putting it in when your hair is dampy, and I just feel like it works better.
Bretman Rock
Mine's. I don't have it with me because I literally forgot it, but it's the Redken Brushable Hairspray in the silver bottle. She's the best. I literally. It's downstairs. I forgot to bring it up.
Ms. K
What does it look like?
Bretman Rock
Should I go grab it real quick?
Ms. K
It's up to you, babes.
Bretman Rock
Guys, wait for me then.
Ms. K
Do you want. Do you want me to sing for them?
Bretman Rock
Yeah. Okay.
What.
Ms. K
What song would you guys want me to sing for you guys? Oh, do you know what song I've been loving lately? It goes. Haven't you heard? I'm the Internet girl. I'm getting at it here. Itsukini. Itsukini. Itsukini. It's zucchini. Do you read me? Like the emoji. I want you. I want you. I want you. Oh, he's back.
Bretman Rock
Okay, I'm back, you guys.
Ms. K
Thank you.
Bretman Rock
This is the Redken Brushable Hairspray and she's that girl. She's exactly what she does. And I love her. Especially after a blowout. You spray this and then you brush everything.
Ms. K
That's so cute. I love. I. I've seen you use this on me once and I'm like, girl, she's that girl.
Bretman Rock
And she has so much.
Ms. K
Oh, this is your secret?
Bretman Rock
Yeah, I love. Anyways, we love you guys, Ms. K. Where can they even find you these days?
Ms. K
You guys can find me anywhere. At mis k a a y e, on Instagram, Tik tok, anywhere you want, or in Nevadis radio.
Bretman Rock
And for me, you guys are going to find me at Bryn Roth.
And obviously everything is at the baddest radio. And don't make sure you guys like and subscribe and give us the best rating ever. Let us know if you guys like this litmusly episode.
Ms. K
Oh, and if you guys are looking for a gift.
Bretman Rock
Go.
Ms. K
No, we have merch available.
Bretman Rock
Yes, merch. Merch will be licked down below. Thank you so much everyone for watching this episode. We will see you next.
Ms. K
Wait, I wanted. I want to tell you what I was saying to them before we go. Oh, what have you the eat zucchini one that I'm getting at it here. Eatsuchini.
Bretman Rock
Yeah.
Ms. K
Hi, everybody.
Bretman Rock
Bye, everyone.
Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday.
Ms. K
Yeah.
Bretman Rock
Don't forget to follow rate and like, you can follow me at bretmanrock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media. Bye, Beach.
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Podcast: DaBaddest Radio
Host: Bretman Rock
Date: December 4, 2025
Summary By: Podcast Summarizer
In this playful and candid episode, Bretman Rock celebrates confidence, humor, and the “lit” side of the holidays with co-host Ms. K and guest Ozzy. The trio embarks on their first “lit” (high/energetic) episode, sharing stories, spontaneous conversations, favorite videos, viral moments, PR memories, and engaging in hilarious games. The episode radiates casual fun while still offering glimpses into Bretman’s creative and personal world.
| Time | Segment / Topic | |---------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:28 | “Lit” episode begins: off-camera “puff puff” tradition | | 02:17 | LA trip story and COVID scare | | 05:19 | Holiday drink “tea of the week” | | 07:11 | Bretman’s TikTok “Video of the Year” nomination | | 09:11 | Favorite Bretman viral videos breakdown | | 15:32 | Ms. K’s first “lit” story and Moana movie memory | | 17:44 | Iconic MAC PR package reminiscing | | 19:41 | Childhood memory: Ozzy’s birthday story | | 22:28 | Hair routine: steamer + mousse for natural curls | | 23:00 | Song nostalgia: “Shark in the Water,” musical tangents | | 27:34 | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? trivia game | | 39:39 | Games section transitions / Family Feud (multiple rounds) | | 50:30 | Relaxation habits game (things you turn on after work) | | 56:57 | Triumphs and laughs as they finish a round of questions | | 60:12 | Trusting women more than men: professions game | | 64:38 | Product of the Day segment |
The episode is a high-energy, free-association ride that perfectly captures the DaBaddest Radio vibe: unapologetic, unserious, loving, and inclusive. Bretman and Ms. K’s on-air chemistry thrives in chaos, and Ozzy is the perfect game show host/sidekick. The mix of viral-video nostalgia, holiday spirals, personal stories, lightning-fast games, and authentic friendship makes this a cozy, hilarious listen.
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“I kind of live for the highs and lows – and the adventureness of it all.” — Ms. K [63:41]
“We love you guys!” — Bretman [66:58]
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